assassination

[gusty mirage]

like oh okay

[silk bane]

LOOOOOOL

[quiet oar]

That happened a lot

[runic hinge]

Forgot their sticky shoes

[quiet oar]

So dumb

[near valley]

Best was Lower Kara on god

[gusty mirage]

LMFAO

LOWER KARA

MAIDEN

WEEK ONE

bro the shield was bigger than her health pool

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[quiet oar]

We dont talk About lower kara

[near valley]

Lust first shield

Barely kill it

No lust second

Gg

[quiet oar]

Tbf

[near valley]

[quiet oar]

Mechagon

Was quite enjoyable

Ngl

[gusty mirage]

that's how you know it was a bad season

when the megadungeons were the enjoyable keys

[quiet oar]

Iron Docks Was cool too

[near valley]

Tbf mechagone was an expansion b4

[gusty mirage]

yeah esp before they fixed the quaking on the last boss

loved that for us

[quiet oar]

Oh

True

[gusty mirage]

smooth run

knock back

quaking

[quiet oar]

Quaking is such a Bad affix

[gusty mirage]

everyone dead

[near valley]

Quaking on any boss that forced you into a tight situation

[gusty mirage]

didn't it take them like 2 months to fix the shadowmoon one

lmao

[near valley]

Yes

[silk bane]

i love herjia with quaking

when u cant even see the circles

banger

[gusty mirage]

I just love herjia

tanks watched naowh

all thought they could cheese it

suddenly both sides were insta buffed

and you just got fucked

[near valley]

Bruh odyn

High enough key level

I just die on runes

[gusty mirage]

loved how cloak didn't work past the 1s super immunity on that phase btw

meanwhile pallies could bubble, go get a cup of water, come back and walk back to their rune ezpz

[near valley]

When u have to preemptively stand in a rune and hope it's correct

[gusty mirage]

god m+ is such a blast

what an enjoyable piece of content

[silk bane]

loved having to step out of the fenryr soak .1 second before the damage goes off or it kills everyone on a 28

banger design

[gilded oasis]

I actually really enjoy m+

[near valley]

Same

But it does induce ptsd

[gusty mirage]

I loved pugging a 23

and the healer just soaked none of them

so we just died

lmfao

"What happened?????"

idk man

you didn't do the mechanic

[silk bane]

LMFAOO ahahhah

[gusty mirage]

you also enjoy raiding with elitist jerks

[near valley]

Jade serpent was banging week 1

[silk bane]

I swear healers just get by without actually knowing what game theyre even playing

[near valley]

Invisible water spout to ur face

[silk bane]

and oxi is like he feels bad for healer cuz rashok and magmorax...

[gusty mirage]

its okay they brought that back with the golem boss in uldaman

[gilded oasis]

I enjoy raiding. period. I joined them cause friends and am not good enough to leave

[gusty mirage]

I was doing a 23 uldaman

and me and the hunter just died

for no reason

it was super sick

[near valley]

Didn't know that could happen tbf

Usually died to the floating fireballs

That just manage to creep up on ur ass

[gusty mirage]

its okay our healer got booped into a puddle on the ground and there was a swirlie under it

[silk bane]

oh yeah there was teh neltharus lsat boss bug too, where his thingy that spawns an add would hve no cast time and he would just insta slam one shot someone everytime.

banger

[gusty mirage]

that no one could see

so they got one tapped

and the key ripped

it was fine

[near valley]

Uldaman is cursed ngl

Getting bled for like 100k a tick

[gusty mirage]

then they apologized to me and I was like bro idgaf lmao

[near valley]

Is fun

[gusty mirage]

yeah just heal it 5head

[silk bane]

we were chaing a pack that was almost dead into the next one, then these dudes were like naaah, started running away and fully reset to full ho

[gusty mirage]

just be a dwarf idk

[silk bane]

now that was a run

[near valley]

Pls just let next season be something fun

If they give me Motherlode I'll shoot someone

[gusty mirage]

only if they double down on the mech suits double bolstering

and bring back old bolster for just motherlode

so we can build a boss again

[silk bane]

didnt play bfa so dont know the lore behind siege but from how cursed it seems, its probably coming back

[gusty mirage]

uh

[near valley]

Alliance siege

Pog

[gusty mirage]

let's just say

siege was already pretty dogshit

then they nerfed the bolster the spotters cheese

and also if you were alliance

it was 10x harder for no reason

[near valley]

Literally a faction difficulty dungeon

Punished for being Alli

Ripbozo

[gusty mirage]

yeah unlucky

maybe next expac

if the supposed list is real

I'm not touching m+

at all

[silk bane]

imagine now faction swapping before the key, then swapping back so u can raid with your gulid

[near valley]

Which one was the list?

[silk bane]

not*

[gusty mirage]

I'm not doing siege, grim batol, everbloom, and whatever other cursed piece of shit is on there

[near valley]

It's obviously 2 dungeons of dawn

[gilded oasis]

it can't be they said they aren't updating siege for cross faction play so unless they went back on that

[near valley]

Everbloom is probs going to be fun tbf

[gusty mirage]

it had siege, grim batol, everbloom, kings rest, and another wod one I think

[near valley]

Grim batol can suck a fat cock if left as is

[gusty mirage]

oh

and shadowpan monastery

[silk bane]

pretty sure that was giga fake

[near valley]

Same

Grim battle 2nd boss requires an actual degree

[spice surge]

Just get a weakaura

Ez

[near valley]

Trueeee

[gusty mirage]

yo can we talk about why it's Scalecommander Sarkareth and not Scale Commander Sarkareth?

[near valley]

Cause Scalecommander is one word?

[gusty mirage]

is it though

[near valley]

Needs to fit the character limit

[burnt latch]

Id seige your grim batol so our love could bloom forever, after id let my king (u) rest

[gusty mirage]

god I love you

never change don herbo

[burnt latch]

[near valley]

Former Don

In 48 mins

[burnt latch]

Ive got 24 hours

23 hours and 48 minutes to be exact

[near valley]

U said 12 am EU but OK bud

I'll hold u to this

[burnt latch]

When friday ends

So does my prophecy

[near valley]

I pray for ur success

[spice surge]

What has the prophecy foretold

[burnt latch]

10.2 ptr release

[near valley]

10.2 ptr drops hip UAV inbound

In this 24 hr period

[earnest remnant]

what goes up, must come down

[spice surge]

Newtons second prophecy

[near valley]

Doesn't work with iladies

[earnest remnant]

nuts on your face

[gusty mirage]

stealthi

I made an oopsie

[burnt latch]

Can u run that logic by my student loan my interest keeps running wild

[earnest remnant]

so did my parents

(me)

[gusty mirage]

false

[final star]

when I see oxi I only go down

[near valley]

You're too smart sometimes

[earnest remnant]

i have my moments

bruh im hella bored, do i just play aram all night

[runic hinge]

Yes

[gusty mirage]

play poe with me

[earnest remnant]

ill discord wit you

[near valley]

Can never go wrong with ARAMs

[earnest remnant]

but i aint touching that game

[near valley]

Wise

[gusty mirage]

some idiot made a typo in scalecommand sarkareth

I can't imagine who would do that

[earnest remnant]

[gusty mirage]

(it's me, I'm the idiot)

[earnest remnant]

i did the same thing first time i updated the method one xD

[near valley]

[burnt latch]

When a bis list mocks your lack of sark dagger u know youre down horrendous

[gusty mirage]

I have 2 now

[earnest remnant]

went from 0 to 2

[burnt latch]

[earnest remnant]

fast af boi

[gusty mirage]

we dropped 2 last night

and rolled off the third for tmog

[near valley]

What about Nick of Time?

[earnest remnant]

we dropped 2 ashkandurs

[gusty mirage]

pog

[earnest remnant]

today

with 2 dks in

profit

[gusty mirage]

I still got the only mythic call to suffering in the guild

[earnest remnant]

havent gotten that one yet

[burnt latch]

I dont think ive seen ashkandur drop once

(Runecieft still copped)

[gusty mirage]

there's something magical about it

[earnest remnant]

think we have had 4 ash's drop

[gusty mirage]

8s dance sims higher than PE

it's pretty sick

[earnest remnant]

dunno im playing assa

[gusty mirage]

I never have to play that cursed shit ever again

[earnest remnant]

wouldnt know

[gusty mirage]

okay buddy

that awkward moment when stealthi @'s me to tell me he fucked up on sark

and he did like 1k less dps than my best sark pull

[gilded oasis]

built diffy

[burnt latch]

I havent played sark in like 6 weeks or something i dont even remember what he looks like

[gusty mirage]

he looks like a banana in armor

can't miss him

he's the one that makes you question how some people remember to breathe

[ruby birch]

i think he's a big pigeon

[near valley]

Still mad they gave him no cinematic

[ruby birch]

with lightning

[near valley]

I mean they did

But it was utter dogshit

[earnest remnant]

:)))))

[ruby birch]

i mean

who the fuck even is sark

[gusty mirage]

fantastic question

[ruby birch]

literally random ass villain

[near valley]

No clue now

[cerulean nest]

literally

[gusty mirage]

after SL I don't think I read a single quest text

[burnt latch]

Dude literally spawned for 10.1 to be an endboss

[ruby birch]

pretty sure he didnt appear in a single quest text until forbidden reach

then became an end boss a month later

[near valley]

He was in evoker questline

When ur levelling to 60

[final star]

He was in evoker questline

[gusty mirage]

oh

[spice surge]

We got out first literally today

[near valley]

In starter zone

[gusty mirage]

true

[ruby birch]

i see wow very integrated

[burnt latch]

Shut up nerds we only ruoge here

[near valley]

But literally says I'm madge

And then flies off

[spice surge]

Warriors and DKs in shambles

[final star]

who we shanking boss

[gusty mirage]

I remember that when I tried speed running the evoker starter zone to cheese sha of anger for a mount

I think my evoker is still sitting in mop

[near valley]

I was a bit late with that

[ruby birch]

let's shank Fart of Arthus from Sepulcher of the First Ones

[gusty mirage]

same

[burnt latch]

we call it wetting the opps up now, new guideline

[cerulean nest]

which opps are we wetting up

[burnt latch]

This discords taking a more roadman approach to life from now on

[near valley]

Solid

[final star]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-jouma-gif-22308336

[burnt latch]

Augvokers

[near valley]

Teach em not to buff us

[final star]

I think the entirety of Colour is doing their best to murder them mf

[ruby birch]

It's bare facts, fam. Man's true calling is straight-up rogue life, ya get me? Man's out here shanking everything movin', 24/7, moving like shadows in the cut.

[near valley]

[final star]

wrongun

[gusty mirage]

@earnest remnant do we one shot every remaining boss tonight

or do I one shot myself

[near valley]

Both?

[gusty mirage]

bro I gotta farm divines

I aint got time for rashok

[earnest remnant]

dunno im sadge

i played bad today

[gusty mirage]

it gets easier

trust me

[ruby birch]

its ok bro

[gusty mirage]

I play bad every day

[ruby birch]

just proc harder

and playing bad wont matter

[earnest remnant]

i only played well on Rashok

[gusty mirage]

you know I thought about it

I know what I'm doing wrong

but I don't care enough to fix it

boss died 2 months ago

who cares

[ruby birch]

what are you doing wrong

[gusty mirage]

sloppy rotation, not getting full pandemic from my sepsis garrotes

I'm refreshing at like 4s instead of very last second

because I don't care

[burnt latch]

These youngins movin mad stylll… have mandem chef em up for talkin like dat ahlie

[gusty mirage]

I'm not keeping max uptime on the boss

I'm also bad at the game

ya know

a bunch of fixable things

[final star]

rah u actually on a madders blud

[earnest remnant]

did you atleast have imp garrote in your dm?

cuz i 4sure did not

[gusty mirage]

on my first kill of sark?

I overwrote it

AMA

[burnt latch]

rahh is actually forbidden i never wanna hear that ever again

[gusty mirage]

I pushed garret too early

[ruby birch]

man's telling you, they might actually mess about and see what's good, ya feel me? these shanks ain't here for decoration fam

[gusty mirage]

unluigi

[earnest remnant]

or one of your wipes? That add stood no chance

[gusty mirage]

bro

that add

got FUCKED

they're welcome

[earnest remnant]

BLASTED

[ruby birch]

i just refresh garrote when i see sepsis at below 1 sec

[gusty mirage]

full blasted sepsis, imp gar, deathmark

[ruby birch]

idek if that's right or not

[gusty mirage]

me standing around confused

[ruby birch]

but it feels right to me

[gusty mirage]

you telling me I DM'd the add

me in disbelief denying it

me checking the logs

calling myself stupid

tab target doesn't seem to work well on that fight

for whatever reason

[earnest remnant]

we did some absolute crankage on Rashok today tho

[gusty mirage]

idk wtf it is

[ruby birch]

its ok in vault i remember I DM'd a fucking small spider on sennarth once

[earnest remnant]

this is sad tho

wouldve been nice

[ruby birch]

safe to say it didn't make it out alive

[gusty mirage]

you were doing god's work

spiders are creepy

[ruby birch]

bless

stealthi is parsing as assa more fun

[gusty mirage]

I've completely blocked vault of the incarnates from my memory

[final star]

actually clapped true say bruvvah

[ruby birch]

i might try again, i got shafted with luck this reclear

[earnest remnant]

is it?

[ruby birch]

ok bro

[gusty mirage]

let me share a disaster with you guys

[ruby birch]

everytime

he slaps me with sophic

[earnest remnant]

IS IT

[earnest remnant]

?

[gusty mirage]

y'all ever see a dathea set up like this?

[ruby birch]

i might be able to yoink some

[earnest remnant]

Pi is almost 8.4k for me

[ruby birch]

y'all ever been able to stay on platform for dathea?

[burnt latch]

Did u stay hidden half the fight or

[gusty mirage]

no

my job was to garret silence the adds

[final star]

what an iconic oxi moment tbh

[gusty mirage]

because our prot pally couldn't figure out how to divine toll properly

[burnt latch]

Oh its 0.78% i thought it was 8% vanish uptime LMAO

[gusty mirage]

3 casts

in 8:30 minutes

[near valley]

Peak efficiency

[earnest remnant]

not fair tho he had 1 more pi than me, cuz lock pi

[burnt latch]

Garret 1 garret 2 garret 3

[burnt latch]

Adds up

[gusty mirage]

tbf he also has a cooler guild name than you

[burnt latch]

Poop Doodle Pirates

[earnest remnant]

but his guild doesent have me

so thats an L

[gusty mirage]

stealthi the enigma

[near valley]

Two Ls

Make a W

[gusty mirage]

goes from shitting on himself to impenetratable ego

in the span of 20s

[earnest remnant]

im iliterate

[near valley]

[final star]

illiterate

[earnest remnant]

@blazing jewel Rashok dmg

[final star]

the double entendre incredible

[blazing jewel]

Did I get shit on again

[gusty mirage]

of course you did

[blazing jewel]

We had a buyer thats my cope

[earnest remnant]

we 2 healed and i got 2 pi's

[blazing jewel]

You’re fitting in with the rest of the top sin logs right now

[final star]

and your kill time was literally perfect

[earnest remnant]

no tierset value

bad

[blazing jewel]

Let’s see what UH DK number he ended at

[final star]

[blazing jewel]

148

[earnest remnant]

i cant do the highroll parses

no nelth trinket

we chillin with OCE

only sophic left to piss on me

[final star]

oce sims like 100 dps better for me anyway

[blazing jewel]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/3z69G2awpDhNMBnC#fight=10&type=damage-done
Buyer and 3 boomies

[earnest remnant]

some pretty good raid dps

[blazing jewel]

Need 100k from your bear Druid fast

[earnest remnant]

he missin that beacon juice

[blazing jewel]

Your sark loot is so cursed

[earnest remnant]

hey

atleast we got leggo today

[silk bane]

me in raid on god everynight without wf

[spice surge]

When you dont have windfury just do mechanics

Get the soak thats far away, why not

[flint fable]

we used to have 2x enh so we'd always have windfury... now it's gone sometimes and it makes me sad

[thorn fjord]

Our ench’s internet has been out two weeks

Feels bad

Starting to consistently get to p3

Watch is close to ending

[strange trail]

So the mirror of fractured tomorrows trinket dropped for me yesterday in the mega dg( ) how do I use tho?

[balmy condor]

you push it on cooldown

it's just like any other on-use stat trinket

if it's the last cast of a fight, you would line it up with deathmark

if you're in a dungeon you can use it at the start with carnage

etc etc

[strange trail]

okay. thats what I was wondering. If i line it up with any abilities. sorry for the poor wording of the question

[balmy condor]

yeh if you're not missing a cast you would just play it with deathmark or carnage, depending on situation

but more casts = more better

[gusty mirage]

dw

I'll reroll for you bb

[silk bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kisses-kitty-kiss-heart-gif-16375047

:3 :3

[cerulean nest]

if you guys help soak black holes (with a tank and the soak target) in p3 is cloak a must? or is feint enough

[earnest remnant]

we just have me + ret pal immune soak it with the guy with the hole pressing defensive + sometimes an external

[cerulean nest]

oh sick

[earnest remnant]

@gusty mirage just noticed i missed a sepsis garrote on rashok -.-

wouldve been rank 1

smh

[gusty mirage]

its ok

I did that on magmorax

[gilded oasis]

we do me with cloak then GS and sac on the BH person and we both live no one else needed. Idk your comp though

[blazing jewel]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/MtRCmVDckh91p3yf#fight=last&type=damage-done
@earnest remnant log review

[earnest remnant]

the fuck u linking me

[brazen zodiac]

deez nuts

[blazing jewel]

4th rogue spec

[earnest remnant]

u just jabbing at pleb for being rinsed by a cocaine bear

[slate crown]

Anything major to know about experiment dm/sepsis timers? first time doing it

From these attempts seems like 3rd boss is coming out a tad bit after dm comes up so I should hold vanish + dm for when he's up to get them both right?

[runic hinge]

Imma play my feral because of this until I finish the weekly. If I don’t get anything good I’m done with it until 11.0

[earnest remnant]

look how dumb details look on our rashok kill

aug is great

[bronze pike]

artistic

i bet that lock uses his imps to make pictures on the floor

[balmy condor]

yeh

[rotund oak]

cringe feral is cringe

[slate crown]

thx

[earnest remnant]

does stealthi get this sepsis garrote off?
a: no
b: fuck no

[gilded oasis]

I think 2nd boss is the problematic one so it should die asap. I usually DM on 2nd boss. its pretty chill once its only 3rd boss. should line up that you can vanish garrote 2nd and 3rd at that time or right around it. I could be off tho

[void mesa]

[earnest remnant]

and did stealthi lose rank 1 by 200 dps

yes he did

is he gonna cry himself to sleep today

[gilded oasis]

smh just delete yourself

[earnest remnant]

yes he is

[keen spruce]

i just spent an hour an a half pulling nelth on aff lock

[rotund oak]

there is always next week

[keen spruce]

that fight is so much worse as ranged

[blazing jewel]

wtf is that

[earnest remnant]

4 augs bro

its great

very healthy for the game

we are gonna try and full send simp onto assa next week

so i get perm 12% crit

gonna be interesting

we did like some half simp stuff

where we gave unholy on pull and then again at 3min

[keen spruce]

are you gonna get wildfire from mage too

[earnest remnant]

2 heal rashok was kinda spicy tho

it kinda hurt a bit

[silk bane]

2 healing rashok meanwhile we are hardstuck sark because we can never have a clean p3 cuz people cant count to 20 and die downstairs

[earnest remnant]

oh just you wait

we are doing Sark speed next week

[silk bane]

are u streaming?

[earnest remnant]

i will be yeah

[silk bane]

wooo omw omw

[earnest remnant]

we are gonna go for skipping 2nd adds

[balmy condor]

you're gonna sit in his stream for a week?

[earnest remnant]

very loyal viewer

[silk bane]

im already q'd up

dont worry

[earnest remnant]

but yeah we gonna skip 2nd adds in p2

we geared up unholy DK today for it

[silk bane]

I saw like your 5:51 pll you were like 2-3% off of skipping 2nd set. kinda insane

[earnest remnant]

we might do some 2 heal 4 augs sark stuff, a bit tbd on what we actually end up doing

[gilded oasis]

degens

[earnest remnant]

but we aint leaving till we skip those 2nd set of adds in p2

[blazing jewel]

stealthi

vel is requesting a log review

[earnest remnant]

i know

[blazing jewel]

he will pay in feet pics

[gilded oasis]

🦶

[earnest remnant]

ill do it when im bored

im playing league atm

[blazing jewel]

HUHH

[gilded oasis]

are you playing cause hes the best

[earnest remnant]

im a zed otp

[blazing jewel]

no shot you are playing league

[earnest remnant]

so id say no

[blazing jewel]

that is a dent head game

[gilded oasis]

lame

[silk bane]

bro hes just like me fr fr I played sub cuz I was a zed otp too

banger

[earnest remnant]

getting my acc back to masters and then i quit

like every season

[bronze pike]

i was about to say

[earnest remnant]

saw gameplay of that gremlin today, actual crackhead champion

[bronze pike]

that stealthi has all the feetpics he wants with the new league hero

also i just wanna talk to the designer who okay that promotional artwork

and how the lightsource directly highlights her dogs this making it the sole focus of the piece on purpose

[earnest remnant]

her ult is actually just not okay

[bronze pike]

what does it do?

[earnest remnant]

basically crossmap snipe

if she hits

she dashes to you

if you stand in mid, it can reach both bot and top

[void mesa]

Wasnt that Vex's ult?

[earnest remnant]

basically like that

just longer range

and doesent reset

[void mesa]

did they do the same thing twice

within like 5 champ

[earnest remnant]

and she cant not dash if she hits

its all or nothing

[void mesa]

hmm

[earnest remnant]

she plays very weirdly

[silk bane]

my new main. my queen. vampire feet are bis\

[earnest remnant]

and she has this new berserk mechanic

which is super weird

[silk bane]

havent played league in 2 years but this might bring me back

[vestal wren]

not sure actually, the loss of control does make her a bit random

[static glacier]

Gives off old WW energy

Press w, hands off keyboard

[vestal wren]

it is very ww like

[rocky ruin]

but i saw vid where she ulti a malphite and he portet back to base

[flint tusk]

Well i think i’m officially an assa boy again.
Been mainly sub on prog this season as fancied a change from being purely assa in season 1
But did assa on zskarn last night forgot how fun the spec can be.

Didn’t get much chance to embrace sepsis(love the new design) though as spike is just better on that fight i feel.

[pure moth]

Sepsis is roughly 2% ahead of bone spike btw. The adds die pretty quick from range on that fight as well, so we generally just stay on boss.

[flint tusk]

yeh i tried to do that at first. but my guild is uhm yeh.

[royal lantern]

"special" ?

[gray crest]

If those adds on zskarn live long enough for bonespike to be better than sepsis then I dont think your guild is gonna kill it IMO

[flint tusk]

i didn't say anything xD

[flint tusk]

we had it at 8% last night. our first actually serious attempt at it.
I'm finding the bonespike instant damage and the charge resets are pretty heavy.

Was my first time playing assa again also so maybe part of that was 'comfort' as well

Also needing to work a bit more on shiv timing. had the same thing with kingsbane when it was good Sadge
Would forget the second use of it so the final hit wouldn't be covered.

[clever sapphire]

bonespike gaming ftw

dont trust those filthy 2% extra dps guys

they do 1 mistake and lose dps

[royal lantern]

if you say something

the opposite is true

[flint tusk]

xD

[clever sapphire]

tryan is ugly

[flint tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-monkey-shocked-mouth-open-gif-16459002

[clever sapphire]

what he said the opposite is true

so i called him cute

[deft flicker]

Now you reversed that

[clever sapphire]

i said both

[deft flicker]

[clever sapphire]

what now

[deft flicker]

Neither is true ig

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-gif-25500376

[rotund oak]

like SBS more than stepsis as well

[royal lantern]

both are shit

kill SL abilitys

[clever sapphire]

a rare L take from the fox guy

dont take my spot as a cursed guy

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

damn man

I hated SL too

but what the fuck

[subtle kiln]

[spice surge]

Flag is cool on sub

[royal lantern]

so cool

press the ability on cd

change nothing at all, you do more dmg now cus you get secondarys

[static glacier]

Any optimisations for Dm in keys around the 4 set?

[royal lantern]

nope

[subtle kiln]

flag sucks

[static glacier]

Also we low-key stacking mastery for aoe?

[static glacier]

Once upon a time Symbols guaranteed crit worked on flag but wasn’t consumed by it 🥺

[subtle kiln]

only thing worth saving from SL was kevin

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i-member-memberberries-south-park-i-remember-oh-yeah-gif-20408218

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-gif-15171458

[clever sapphire]

i mean as assa you are mostly getting crit mastery

be it aoe or st

[gusty mirage]

would you prefer talents that are X Ability is increased by Y% damage instead?

[flint tusk]

hunger for blood. 🛌

[royal lantern]

yes

make all talents ghostly strike

[subtle tundra]

i fucking miss kevin

[wet ruin]

does nightstalker work on sepsis garrotes?

[earnest remnant]

Iirc no

[spice surge]

It does not

[wet ruin]

Im seeing some new nightstalker tech, maybe ignoring the first sepsis garrote in the opener would be better and using only the second one? unless they fixed the nighstalker snapshotting

[spice surge]

Pretty sure the extra uptime is worth a lot more than 4% more damage

[wet ruin]

pop a vanish instead?

or would that mess timings too much

[spice surge]

Just vanish on rupture in the opener (obv use it for garrotes later on when you dont have sepsis)

[wet ruin]

ye that makes sense as well

[spice surge]

I couldnt get the sim to do that properly though, but its like a ~150 dps to do that according to my napkin math of buffing the first rupture by 4%

[wet ruin]

I mean no reason to not use vanish there for rupture right

[spice surge]

So since that would mean 2 points of nightstalker is actually ~300 dps better than it sims theres technically a build that sims even slightly higher but its very cursed

Ye no point not too, its up for next deathmark anyway

[wet ruin]

unless fight it less than 4 min and you delay second deathmark or something

then you can use vanish around 50 sec

[spice surge]

So technically this would be like 100 sim dps or so better than what fuu has in his sheet but i would certainly not advice playing it because theres no way that extra range from acrobatic doesnt net you more dps then this would give you on pretty much any fight

Again: Dont play this, its cursed and not worthwhile

[grand trail]

feel like acro could be at better position at 10.2 aswell

[tired night]

We are the speedy ninja class, make it baseline and talentable into 25yard range

[frosty cedar]

acro is goated

[wet ruin]

the 3 builds are within error (one withot resounding clarity as well)

[spice surge]

#assassination message

[wet ruin]

ye I mean currently, without apl optimization

also from the looks of it cold blood usage is very questionable

[spice surge]

Its just on envenom whenever its up no?

[wet ruin]

opener used on rupture, which doesn't consume

and consumes it on mutilate 😄

[spice surge]

Oof

[wet ruin]

probably can do some double atrophic envenom during deathmark

actually no it consumes it on shiv

even worse

[gusty mirage]

hey guys this might shock you

but raider.io isn't loading

@marble hemlock fix your damn site

[spice surge]

cold_blood,if=combo_points>=4

Not ideal

[wet ruin]

ye you can difinitely cook something up with it

[rotund oak]

It's seli's site? ;o

[gusty mirage]

no he just works there

[rotund oak]

oh makes sense

Seli is a big boy 10/10

[vernal adder]

https://tenor.com/view/stewly-leolulu-shilling-shiggenbasta-gif-5901328881963287716

[gusty mirage]

[vernal adder]

chillin?

[gusty mirage]

always

[marble hemlock]

not my site

[royal lantern]

thats what somone that owns the site would say

[gusty mirage]

^

I'm with the fox man

[spice surge]

Surprisingly low difference between just using it on CD and using it on envenom, even though i wasnt expecting much

[sweet dawn]

On mythic rashok prog should I cloak first soak and then every other or cloak 2nd and then every other?

[vestal wren]

nice

[wet ruin]

have you tried something like waiting for 10 stack atrophic envenom or even double 10 stack during deathmark

[quiet oar]

2nd

[sweet dawn]

oke good that's what I've been doing xD

[spice surge]

Actually slightly better https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/xrm35ooUWfMt3WUxXUFVxs

[wet ruin]

nice

[spice surge]

Still cant figure out how to get the sim to vanish on rupture during the opening, unlucky thinking on my part

[gusty mirage]

sub rogues and cold blood

name a more iconic duo

[vestal wren]

outlaw rogues that think the spec is too slow

[final star]

the flow

[cerulean walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[spice surge]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-cry-sad-tears-upset-gif-17520406

Outlaw rogues when 10.2 hits and their apm goes from 82 to 80.5

[spice spire]

I almost did the @

[cerulean walrus]

[gusty mirage]

[gusty mirage]

THE FLOW OF MAH SPEC

[spice spire]

Dog ur bullying Zac urself at this time

[gusty mirage]

I can bully my son

[cerulean walrus]

Outlaw rogues when 10.2 hits and their APM goes from 82 to 69

[spice surge]

Zac said he liked zskarn

[gusty mirage]

oh god

I'm disowning him

[cerulean walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-23505693

[subtle kiln]

UNPLAYABLE. KILLING THE FLOW OF THE SPEC

outlaws move to ninja channel to push 90 apm agenda

[wet ruin]

I couldn't make it a gain to rupture in opener, which makes no sense, did a hacky time condition to vanish for the first rupture

[subtle kiln]

not sure what talents you’re working with but would ER be making it show unexpected results?

[wet ruin]

don't think so, its just to vanish the first rupture since you are holding it for 2 min anyway

[gusty mirage]

take this with a grain of salt because my apl knowledge isn't great, but for something like that to function properly throughout the entire sim you'd need to have to do quite a bit of modifying to the APL to fit it in

which imo I think you guys should bother whispyr and fuu with

because it makes me giggle

plus we could find something new

and I like new things

[wet ruin]

mine is just a hacky way to do it by adding a time<10 condition which would only make it fire in the opener basically

purely to test the vanish rupture on opener

not sure how enjoyable the cold blood build would be without ER though, sounds horrible

[grand trail]

you guys play around poison stacks?

[gusty mirage]

no

[grand trail]

thank god

[gusty mirage]

yeah probably feels like shit, but at least it's something new for us to try out ya know

considering you're even looking at this stuff I'd reckon you're in the HoF range of raiding, so what else are we supposed to do for the next month & change until 10.2

might as well test off the wall stuff and see what sticks

[wet ruin]

I mean for me even current playstyle would be a change since I havent played assa in a while

[gusty mirage]

yeah I've been swapping between sub and assa just to keep things semi interesting

kinda crazy to think the boss has been dead for 2.5 months for me

maybe longer, I lost track

I can't imagine the top 100 lol

[grand trail]

hopefuĺly ptr soon

thats whats im looking for

[wet ruin]

yep, gonna try something new, gotta change whole lot of gear though

[flint tusk]

yeh was so hoping for PTR drop before this weekend 😦

[vagrant hearth]

how i get the trick macro working ive done the wa also but nothing happens when i am in group when i press it

what i am doing wrong

[gusty mirage]

which macro are you using

[vagrant hearth]

#showtooltip Tricks of the Trade
/click AutoTankMisdirect

[gusty mirage]

ah the auto misdirect one

is the tank the party leader?

[vagrant hearth]

yeah i ask before we start to give tank lead

[river ember]

How does sin rogue in execute compare to other classes?

Are we a nuts in execute class

[flint tusk]

I honestly just use a focus tricks macro.
sod trusting blizzard's noodle code

[gusty mirage]

I just checked wago

seems like that WA is broken

they for sure broke something when they did the WA change in 10.1 or 10.1.5 (I forget which patch it was exactly)

[grand trail]

i was using focus trick macro for 10y and recently swapped to WA trick macro and its so much better

[vagrant hearth]

you using same i pasted here?

[grand trail]

i will log for you and check

this is the wa https://wago.io/n9Sg1NLb5/61

[gusty mirage]

ya that's the only one I found thats working on wago

it's a little more involved than the other one

[grand trail]

#showtooltip Tricks of the Trade
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0

[gusty mirage]

shame tbh

[grand trail]

this works for me

and i have set name of tank of my preference in raidf

[vagrant hearth]

ok ty ill try that!

[grand trail]

if you join raid/grp

you should get message which tank is set for tricks

[vagrant hearth]

okkk

[spice surge]

Not like absolutely turbo op in execute, not as good as arms, but still very strong now after buffs

Kinda sucks to have to lose shrouded to get 3/3 in the execute talent, but that will certainly change come 10.2 so

Not sure the exact % increase being in execute is for overall dps, but it should be decently high

[past forum]

i heard zoldyk is getting the 2/2 treatment, will that be a buff (same value as 3/3 for 2 points) or a nerf (same value as 2/3 and no option for 3/3)?

[spice surge]

[past forum]

i thought i remember reading it somewhere during a realz chat, suppose i can search to find my answer

ohhhh okay i think i read a sentence out of context, that was using the assumption that it would be one way or another to do some napkin math

[gusty mirage]

if it gets cut down it'll likely just be the same value as 2/3 now

cause that'd be kind of a massive buff

ya know

• that's what ended up happening with dashing scoundrel

they reduced it to a 2pter instead of 3

[past forum]

yeah i figured

[gusty mirage]

would be nice to get a juicy execute for just 2pts tho

👀

if realz is watching

👀

[past forum]

could also be a split-the-difference situation, where 2 points ends up being worth 2.5/3

some talents got that

[gusty mirage]

yeah I'd like that, because it is strong at 2/3 but I feel like assassination shoulld have a proper execute niche

[past forum]

though i think they only did that to points where builds frequently took 3/3 of that talent

[gusty mirage]

would be nice if it saw a lil bufferoo

[spice surge]

Ye but that would mean other parts of the fight has to get weaker

Which is something im all for since i like different specs having different strengths, weaknesses and niches

[ruby birch]

Make assa have 0 damage above 35%

And deal ~500k in execute

Solved

Yw alchemists

[grim tangle]

it should be a choice, you deal more damage in execute for slightly less overall or you deal more overall

[past forum]

"being good in execute" is kinda like fluff on a resume that may or may not be a super meaningful quality you have but instantly looks good to a potential employer

[ruby birch]

Choice node wouldn’t be bad

Because being execute main spec would suck ass for target swap and council fights (where they swap in and out)

I also think they should make make kingsbane playable again

Maybe integrate that with an execute build

[gusty mirage]

yeah I mean look at arms

they do mid damage

then absolute stonk in execute

[past forum]

i'm kinda putting all my hopes, dreams, aspirations, and will to live in KB being viable

[spice surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hMqvb8QiUk
Ye like this old classic, in this case its fury but the concept is the same

Just fucking RAMPING

[ruby birch]

Idk what consensus about kingsbane is for assa players

But I know I enjoyed it

Was pretty sad to see it go

[gusty mirage]

we all were

[near valley]

Execute boffa

[grim tangle]

it certaly was way more enjoyable than dtb

[gusty mirage]

you had some semblance of damage every minute

rather than every 2 with dm

[ruby birch]

Yeah and idk but I kinda was getting hyped in execute when kb and dm aligned

You’d just climb

[gusty mirage]

yeah it was super satisfying to play

[near valley]

That stacking buff arms has that blows up during execute

[ruby birch]

Sophic proc pot kb dm in execute

[near valley]

Shit is yoga fire

[ruby birch]

Holy

[earnest remnant]

KB is just nice, gives some "different" playstyle with shivs being held for kb windows

[spice surge]

Or OG surrender to madness, that shit was insane

[ruby birch]

Is that the sp thing

That would kill you or some shit

[near valley]

Yeah think so

[ruby birch]

Yeah honestly playing kb in vault was some of the most fun I’ve had on rogue in a while

Right now kinda find both specs boring

[spice surge]

Yes, you got 100% more insanity regen so you could stay in voidform a lot longer (the longer you were in voidform the more haste+crit you got)

And whenever you'd drop out of it you'd just die

[ruby birch]

Yeah

[past forum]

i tried it for the first time when i was doing MT, that was fun

[earnest remnant]

im kind of enjoying sepsis assa a good bit atm

[spice surge]

So like instead of getting to like 40-50 stacks max (1 stack was 1% haste and 0.5% crit) you'd end up at like 120

[gusty mirage]

delete this rn

I don't want anymore people from sub coming in here

[past forum]

i enjoy sepsis but if i had to choose between kb or sepsis the choice is clear

[earnest remnant]

lets be real

they are not sub rogues oxi

they are outlaw rerollers

nobody plays sub

[gray crest]

https://tenor.com/view/vector-hey-meme-despicable-me-hello-gif-17103822

[gusty mirage]

you're filthy pirate hooker

[spice surge]

Dw im not a big fan of sepsis so we have some diverging opinions

[gray crest]

Ok i can stand being called a fed, but i draw the line at being called an outlaw rogue

[ruby birch]

Hey I was there when it was only 4 of us

[near valley]

Sbs > sepsis

[ruby birch]

All 4 sub rogues

[near valley]

Sbs outlaw

[ruby birch]

Think it was like mid nathria ish I don’t remember exactly

And in bfa

But in bfa didn’t speak in the disc

[earnest remnant]

all i remember from nathria was DK Push Rae and me talking nonstop in sub

[gusty mirage]

all I remember from nathria is playing outlaw

dark times

[near valley]

Good times*

Best times of your life

[ruby birch]

Ye I was kinda new to talking in here so maybe wasn’t noticed Sadge

But I was determined to play sub

Did a whole clear only pressing backstab

Idk why my guild let me but Ye

[gusty mirage]

yeah I loved my 99 on sludge

where I was 8th on the meters

great times

[near valley]

Tbf I was unholy dicking till like s3

[near valley]

Never faced these problems

[gusty mirage]

sorted by dps btw

[ruby birch]

Yeah rogue in nathria

Was terrible

[gusty mirage]

dark fucking times man

[ruby birch]

I remember I was so new to pve as rogue that I was playing the pvp build in heroic

[near valley]

Ngl actually kinda rough

[gusty mirage]

that fire mage hera

[near valley]

82 parse boomie

[gusty mirage]

was the one who immortalized "mentally ill rogues as per usual"

[near valley]

What was ur fury doing?

[shy pecan]

[gusty mirage]

he was a tank main

[near valley]

Ah

[gusty mirage]

I think

or dead

[near valley]

Or both

[gusty mirage]

I blocked that guild out of my brain

only bright spot in my time in that guild

is whispyr and I got to raid together for 2 weeks

[earnest remnant]

Wish i could raid with you for 2 weeks

[gusty mirage]

no you don't

unless you mean me joining colour

[near valley]

Wish I could raid you

[gray crest]

11/10 experience would recommend

[gusty mirage]

roujin was my rogue friend

:3

roujin also learned that I'm the worst person to try to talk to about anything

my answer is almost "I don't fucking know man"

[near valley]

At least ur honest

[gray crest]

better than my answers, I usually am like "i guess its this but im not sure"

[earnest remnant]

i usually do the, rant for 3min and end it with "but i dunno"

[gray crest]

even on things i do know

[gusty mirage]

yo for real though

roujin's a fucking gamer

homie joined my guild

[earnest remnant]

so are you

[gusty mirage]

was like yeah ill just chill

came in on jailer

and shat on everyone else

legit benched the entire tier

comes in for CE prog halfway through

and just styled on everyone

absolute CHAD gamer

[near valley]

Anime protagonist

[earnest remnant]

he had the plot armor

[gusty mirage]

bro he picked up the jailer mechanics

in like 10 pulls

we had people for pulls 200 that were failing them

he never failed one mechanic

[earnest remnant]

mans did his research before coming in, we love people like him honestly

[gusty mirage]

he was vibing playing minecraft

the entire tier

got to skip anduin

[earnest remnant]

we had the same happen in our guild

[gusty mirage]

lords of dread

[gray crest]

i did very little research tbh...

[earnest remnant]

our mage Eila was benched on jailer

came in and smoked it

[gusty mirage]

lmao he asked me what he should do

[near valley]

All natural 100% homegrown American A1 talent

[gusty mirage]

I was like "just don't jump in the holes early you'll figure out the rest"

and this man fuckin gamed out

oh also I lied to jet and kittenz constantly @gray crest

"Yeah me and roujin talk about rogue stuff all the time"

I just wanted a rogue friend

[gray crest]

i think it was kittenz that mentioned that

[earnest remnant]

you were talking with me, during vault

[gusty mirage]

the "rogue stuff" @gray crest and I talked about:

[near valley]

Low key someone's name

[gray crest]

you shouldve included the thing right above it

[gusty mirage]

the kittenz memeing

I hit him with a "U DERE?" tuesday

and he got pissed

BiM will forever have a place in my heart

[gray crest]

i still like to freak kittenz out about WW3

[gusty mirage]

best guild in the world idgaf about WR

[earnest remnant]

jet and kittenz are lowkey hilarious

the amount of random dumbass questions i get from those 2

are priceless

[spice spire]

Who is makeitquick

[earnest remnant]

the opposite of makeitslow

[spice spire]

That was my favorite Kittenz question

[gusty mirage]

https://youtu.be/SRLPF2Juw5k

[gaunt moat]

PTR when

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

I should've sent that to our officers when we recruited jet

[vestal wren]

soon, just give it 1-2 weeks

[spice spire]

Look to it’s coming on the light at the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

[earnest remnant]

"WE LOST OUR BOMB BIG"

lmfao

they just left it xD

[vestal wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bomberman-bombcrypto-gif-24211761

[gray crest]

I still think the kittenz on linked in thing was the funniest and stupidest thing hes done

[blazing jewel]

https://www.twitch.tv/bansherz/clip/SmallTawdryKuduCoolCat-FDE03W11vz4dCd6q?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=clip

[gusty mirage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBb1_it-YfY

[blazing jewel]

What does that even mean lmfao

[gusty mirage]

bro

idk

[strange python]

Mast fragment still not simming properly?

[blazing jewel]

yes

[strange python]

which M+ trinkets are BIS then?

harlans?

[blazing jewel]

probably class trinket nelth trinket and maybe megadungeon

[strange python]

Class trinket?

[spice spire]

Call to suffering

[blazing jewel]

words sec

[spice spire]

Or whatever

Nelth trinket

[blazing jewel]

call to suffering and essence

I said the same one twice lol

[strange python]

neltharus or lair?

[earnest remnant]

neltharion

[spice surge]

Neltharion, the raid boss

[earnest remnant]

as in the boss

[strange python]

poh

[spice spire]

The one named call to suffering

Which is the boss

[strange python]

What's BIS M+ tho, i don't raid

[spice spire]

Oh

You mean FROM m+

[strange python]

yea

[spice spire]

Uh

Harlans and uhhhhhh

[quick idol]

Harlan and the miror

[spice spire]

Yeah probably the mirror

[quick idol]

From mega dj

[strange python]

hmmm

[spice spire]

Raid has a ton of good trinkets this tier

Pretty unlucky

[quick idol]

Shame I didn’t get one since it came out :’)

[strange python]

Yeah, I just don't have a raid group and I don't have good luck with raid pugs

[quick idol]

Hero is super easy

[spice spire]

Took me until 4 weeks ago clearing two difficulties a week to get bomb dispenser 🙂

[strange python]

and i'm scared to buy a raid run with gold, so many scams

[quick idol]

You should find group fairly easily

[quick idol]

Is the NM version good vs other m+ (441) trinket ?

[spice spire]

At max (437) it’s pretty comparable, always best to do the robot thing and sim it though

[quick idol]

Just don’t

Not worth the price at this stage of the tier

[spice spire]

If you have a set time every week you can set aside, many guilds cleared heroic within the first month. Even weaker guilds were able to do it hastily

[strange python]

Always hesitant on simming trinkets nowdays

[spice spire]

Why

[strange python]

Cause of the sim issues with trinkets like iridus fragment

[spice spire]

Yeah but if you come in here and check the pins it’s pretty front and center

It’s more the exception not the rule

There’s no reason to lose faith because of one trinket

[thorny pond]

good day sir ❤️

[spice spire]

It’s just a day to me

Wish I were fishin’

[balmy condor]

One trinket doesn’t sim properly in like 6 years

[oak sky]

:fishinge: