#assassination

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quiet oar
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And deadly as fuck dots

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You definitely had the harder boss Post cheese

gusty mirage
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I loved the undocumented changes to the timings btw

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that was actually so insanely cool of them

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the ones from 2 weeks ago

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10/10

quiet oar
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What Timing changes?

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I have yet to reclear

eager sorrel
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It's so anti melee with a pushback + pool under the boss + lines that come from the boss and track people + peel off to do adds because some idiot decided to hit it below 50%

quiet oar
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Sarka prison is almost over

gusty mirage
quiet oar
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Ohh

gusty mirage
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threw off the timing of everything

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lmao

quiet oar
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Yeah i can imagine

gusty mirage
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caused weird overlaps

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was very fucking cool of them

keen spruce
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also many many kills on 10.1.5 release

quiet oar
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Yeah everything they did with this Boss

keen spruce
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when it was basically heroic

quiet oar
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Was so Bad

keen spruce
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with more health

gusty mirage
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instead of just turning it into a target dummy that does nothing

keen spruce
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for about 5 hours

gusty mirage
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they just keep tweaking it

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for no reason

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idk how hard it to accept that the boss is just bad and nerf it into the ground

quiet oar
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I mean its fsirly easy now right?

gusty mirage
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like it's not fun to play for anyone

keen spruce
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it was like a 100-150 pull boss pefore the changes for late ce teams

gusty mirage
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I mean yeah but it's not even fun

quiet oar
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Yeah ok

keen spruce
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which is like kinda okay for that part of the raid for late ce guilds

gusty mirage
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garbage boss

keen spruce
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now it's like 50

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or less

gusty mirage
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fucking dogshit

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delete

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delete delete delete delete

keen spruce
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after most of these teams spent like 200+ pulls on rashok

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lol

quiet oar
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This boss

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Had painsmith Potential

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And they fucked it up big time

keen spruce
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the way trap activated could have been neat

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if they were like hands on a clock

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that take a bigger and bigger pie outta the room

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or you divide it up for better tac destruction management

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tbh those fkin golems drive me crazy

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going CC immune for no reason

quiet oar
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I starte to be bot and trap bot

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I just said fuck dps

keen spruce
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and like the fact that it took 3 different actions to disarm a trap

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is so criminal

quiet oar
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Because range dps didnt know what the Plan was

keen spruce
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like bruh why can you not just pick up a tool

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then click on a trap

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why add an extra step

quiet oar
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Is the trap debuff dispellable

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On mythic

keen spruce
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that's a wizard problem

burnt latch
quiet oar
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Well

dusk summit
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Do we know if Iridius fragment is fixed in terms of simming?

keen spruce
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it's not

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but also it's no where near good enough to care about

dusk summit
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gotcha, I have hourglass and mirror and just wondering if I should be going for higher Ilvl fragment as well as bombdispensor/nelth trinket.

keen spruce
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bomb + nelth/ominous/dice/beacon

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is your normal go-to trinket setups

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all good for different reasons / situations

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i think mirror is okay

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yeah mirror probably right behind those

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along with like anvil

dusk summit
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i planning on mirror and bomb when I get that

keen spruce
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sandglass also decent iirc

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can't remember which mega dungeon trinket was better

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but just ignore fragment

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it's not worth pursuing unless you're a fresh 70 and happen to get one before any other trinkets

dusk summit
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buddy is say fragment is bis for him but if its simming wrong I dont see how it it but apparently thats what people are using (boomy)

gilded oasis
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It's simming wrong for sin. Idk if it's simming correctly for other classes. I know some classes want it

keen spruce
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it's an assas rogue issue

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not an everyone issue

royal lantern
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cus thats how mutilate works

keen spruce
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ye very specific problem with mutilate in sims

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fragment very good on a lot of wizards

gilded oasis
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Just delete wizards ez fix.

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Idk how that fixes our sim but I'm sure it will

gusty mirage
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and check the stacks

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it's actually really funny

cerulean nest
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ambush doesnt automatically use up the sepsis buff right?

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feel like it randomly is tonight for me

gaunt moat
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It does, unless you have a blinside proc active

silk bane
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u guys lucky I didnt let my intrusive thoughts win cuz oh boi I had the most cooked assassination rework idea known to man. pretty sure if I said it here, I would get sent straight to the looni bin. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

silk bane
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u cant tempt me. Im not going back to the bin. theres rats there. the rats made me crazy. 🐀

fleet whale
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Assassin needs help

blazing jewel
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no u

silk bane
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they calling me papa chef on the streets

blazing jewel
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the face of a true sin rogue player

spice spire
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A gamer

gaunt moat
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I have a code review for job interview at 12pm. It's now 6am. Not even tired.
Advice?

runic hinge
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Sleep 2 hours but no more

gaunt moat
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Too stressed to sleep too Cring

storm forum
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Stab something

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Like go to your kitchen and find a knife and a cabbage

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And just go to town

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I usually go for onions, so I can put them on sandwiches later

gaunt moat
spice spire
storm forum
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I'm a brother and I am not good

spice spire
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What’s wrong sir?

storm forum
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If it makes you feel any better, a therapist taught me that one

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I no longer see that therapist

spice spire
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That makes me feel worse

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And then better

storm forum
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But I do sometimes chop onions and tomatoes when I'm extra stressed

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It's like a little impromptu meal prep

gaunt moat
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I never thought the advice i was gonna get would involve knives

storm forum
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????

spice spire
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You see chopping and stabbing are two very different things kekdog

storm forum
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It's the rogue discord, why are we not giving more knife-based advice?

gaunt moat
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We're ethical assassins

storm forum
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Huh, I guess. As far as knives go, I think cutting veggies is definitely on the ethical side of the spectrum.

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Although now I'm tempted to give some unethical knife-based advice

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Like, you don't need to sharpen your knives if you steal enough of them

gaunt moat
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Don't take it the wrong way
But I don't think you are the right person to take advice from monkaS

storm forum
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If you take advice from me

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Ur in a dark place

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I figured you were already in a sufficiently dark place if you're asking for job advice in a class discord server

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Also I slept for like 3 hours last night I'm being extra unhinged tonight

gaunt moat
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I'm mostly in a "fucked up sleep schedule" place and there's no one to talk to at 6am

storm forum
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I don't mean to sound like

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More unhinged

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But there's always someone to talk to

blazing jewel
storm forum
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If you just wander around while it's dark out

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Bring a knife though, just in case

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Or to threaten someone to talk to you I guess. I never did that one but I guess you could if you were really desperate.

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Ok I just reread that

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And I need

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To sleep

runic hinge
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I used to walk around and talk to strangers when I was drunk and I regret that now

storm forum
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Please don't walk around in the dark with a knife

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Yeah I remember why I don't do that anymore

gaunt moat
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You're scaring me

storm forum
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Last time I did I got some real wild confessional baggage

spice spire
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The sun goes down kekdog

runic hinge
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We’ll get em next time

storm forum
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I didn't think of that last one yet when I typed the first

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Mb

spice spire
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I miss you every day mister lanille

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Even if you betrayed your old pfp

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I’m glad ur here

near osprey
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what the fuck happens in the sin channel? Are you all stabbing people in real life? I'm never leaving the outlaw thread again.

storm forum
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I have never needed to actually stab someone

spice spire
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Enjoy doing 79 apm and equally 0 damage bozo PepePoint

storm forum
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The threat of a bearded man with a knife at 4am is usually enough to deter confrontation

spice spire
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(This is a joke)

near osprey
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I'll enjoy doing 0 damage, but mainly because I'm trash

haughty flicker
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i swapped to sin because i do the same or more damage in raid but dont give myself carpal tunnel

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big win

spice spire
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Just like me ong

near osprey
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I've been playing it mainly to ignore mechanics. I just tell my raid leader "sorry I can't do AOE damage" and just tunnel vision the boss

spice spire
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Dog if you’re playing outlaw it’s one button ICANT

storm forum
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I don't know why I started playing sin

near osprey
spice spire
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Ahhh that tracks

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Yes blast boss daynoted

storm forum
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I feel like I need to clarify that I have never actually stabbed anyone

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Ok I realize I need to ammend that statement

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I have never stabbed anyone in the dark

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I stabbed someone by accident in fencing class

spice spire
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Man

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You can just lie, it’s okay kekdog

storm forum
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The swords have blunted tips with wire wrapping things, but my thing broke

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....

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Man

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I didn't think of that

near osprey
storm forum
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I

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I'm very flattered to have a meme made of me

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Thanks

near osprey
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❤️

storm forum
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Uhhh yeah

near osprey
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thanks for the chuckle before bed, night all

storm forum
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I have totally stabbed people

spice spire
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Yeah I’m saving that one

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Gn

storm forum
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In the dark or otherwise

spice spire
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Or you can just say “I’ve never stabbed anyone.” Ezpz

storm forum
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Definitely with poisoned knives like a real assassin

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I tell that lie every day in real life

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I want an original lie

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One that screams out "I'm insane(ly edgy)"

spice spire
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“I play assassination rogue and disc priest.” Is enough of one kekdog

storm forum
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Yeah but that's not a lie

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Man I'm glad no one plays assassination or disc

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If my guild saw what I said in these spec channels

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Ok actually maybe it's ok

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I'm not doing anything unethical

blazing jewel
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the strong kind

storm forum
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😢

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Why do you do me like this

spice spire
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Bro he’s right here

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Wtf

blazing jewel
vale shore
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I have been the only rogue in my guild forever

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like 4 or 5 expansions now

blazing jewel
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yea uhh same monkaStop @spice spire

storm forum
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My guilds have always had an outlaw rogue and an hpriest, that both would prefer to not swap specs

spice spire
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Not even the top 3 rogues in your guild SMH

vale shore
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so I can get away with "ima tunnel the boss now. good luck with the adds"

blazing jewel
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19th best rogue

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quake the type of dude to enjoy CT in single target

storm forum
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I miss when I did more st damage than the uh dk in my old guild

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He eventually remembered to swap out of his m+ talents

runic hinge
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Last tier I beat my whole guild every fight. This one wasn’t as successful

blazing jewel
storm forum
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Fellow CT on ST enjoyers

blazing jewel
storm forum
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Isn't aff like rly good rn?

runic hinge
blazing jewel
runic hinge
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Our enhance shaman can also high roll above me. But this week I got bomba so maybe I’ll take back top spot

oak sky
blazing jewel
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when you fail a mechanic but get to publicly shame yourself in front of the raid

oak sky
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when it was on twitch emotes v2

deft flicker
oak sky
deft flicker
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Or is that a different kind of seedge??

royal lantern
blazing jewel
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its too good

signal badger
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sark down, thank god, now we pray for good next tier

cobalt hemlock
quiet oar
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I hope we get to kill it today

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19% Best try on sunday

subtle tundra
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for what i said here

cyan stratus
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Quick question, how much mastery do you want as an assa rogue?

hollow dirge
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as much as you can get 😄

quiet oar
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Sim gear

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And use it

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Dont overthink stats

cyan stratus
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Also aren't we getting energy starved with so little prio to haste?? in ST I mean

keen spruce
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a bit

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normally around like 1:30 into the fight when you run out of tea before your 2nd deathmark

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robot will normally want you to pick up some haste though

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once your crit and mastery and ilvl get high enough

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but it's all pretty fluid

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even with like 16% haste you're still gonna have energy valleys where you're out of tea and kinda just vibing hoping for blindside procs

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just not something to worry about

clever sapphire
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"proceeds to go grab a coffee because no tea, no dm, no blindside procs"

scarlet orbit
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i played with my sub gaer assa at zskarn so 0 haste and some trys i had no issues with energy and some i was through my teas really quick

deft flicker
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I don’t think it’s something haste can easily fix

keen spruce
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you would need criminal amounts of haste

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to solve any energy starvation issues

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just enjoy the downtime to change your music or something

deft flicker
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Yeah

clever sapphire
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as assa you can just vibe

cyan stratus
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usually I try and use tea on the opener, then kyrian, and then kyrian/Sepsis. Is that 2 little use of tea?

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Because then I should've recharged 2 stacks when I get deathmark up again, and then I have 1 free use of team throughout the downtime

balmy condor
cyan stratus
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Yes

balmy condor
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Yeah stop that

cyan stratus
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So on opener

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then with kyrian

balmy condor
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You use tea for energy

cyan stratus
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then sepsis + kyrian

balmy condor
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The tea during opener is just to get it on cooldown

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Otherwise you’re not using it “with” anything

cyan stratus
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okay

balmy condor
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You’re just hitting it when you know you’re not going to overcap the energy

clever sapphire
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But Mr Queen Whispyr von Roguestein, tea gives Mastery so it must be good to use it with dmg cooldowns tinfoil_pepe

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(not fronting anyone, just memeing about the mastery on tea)

balmy condor
cyan stratus
balmy condor
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Tea in beta sucked without the mast but they can’t buff the energy much higher so they added the mastery but then if it’s too much mastery it just turns into a burst cd so it was just enough mastery to buff it passively without changing the gameplay but now everyone sees mastery and goes coocoo for coco puffs

subtle tundra
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🥺

clever sapphire
balmy condor
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Yeah

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It’s completely expected

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It’s just tea being shoehorned into relevancy

quiet oar
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Queen whispyr of roguestein

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That does Sound german somehow

balmy condor
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cursed lore

cyan stratus
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At how many targets do you stop trying to maintain garrote on all enemies?

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My guess would be 3, but honestly no clue

balmy condor
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you try to maintain garrote just for the energy in aoe

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can only ever maintain 3 cause the cooldown

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so you just cycle it

cyan stratus
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ah okay

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And rupture is the same or?

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or, almost the same, except for the CD?

balmy condor
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yeah rupture the same idea

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if you need more energy, time for more rupture

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otherwise it's back to env/ct

cyan stratus
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Wish there was a way to extend the garrote dot, for dungeon purposes

vapid sierra
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Yeah, it’s shitty

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Hopefully the rework adresses it tho

cyan stratus
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When will the rogue rework be live?? 10.2?

balmy condor
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it's planned for 10.2

vapid sierra
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That’s what most people are thinking

balmy condor
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not really a rework though

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it's like mage changes

vapid sierra
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Did it get announced for 10.2?!?

balmy condor
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talents get moved around and changed and shit

vapid sierra
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I thought it was speculation with most people saying it’ll come 10.2

balmy condor
cyan stratus
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idk if it's just me, but exsanguinate seems super bad for a 3 min cd no?

vapid sierra
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Stupid question, Who’s ion?

balmy condor
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the game director

vapid sierra
cyan stratus
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oh, what is the bug?

vapid sierra
vapid sierra
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He knows more than me

balmy condor
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don't ask me

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ask the pins

vapid sierra
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I think duplicating dm or something

balmy condor
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they know more than me

vapid sierra
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^

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I’m so out of loop with wow, gotta get back in when I get back

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Should be paying more attention to wowhead tho

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And to who’s in charge 💀

balmy condor
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it's aight, nothing changed in the last 4 months

vapid sierra
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I figured OMEGAKEKW

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Only notable thing for rogues while I’ve been back home is the podcast

balmy condor
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but yes, we were supposed to get changes in 10.1.5

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and then some unfortunate circumstances occured

vapid sierra
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Didn’t the designer have personal issues?

balmy condor
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and they had to post-pone

vapid sierra
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If so hope they doing well

balmy condor
vapid sierra
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That’s unfortunate

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Understandable for why it’s getting pushed

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So how come your not calling it a rework and more of a talent change?

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Isn’t sin getting the most overhauled he cause of aoe?

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And aren’t they touching rogue tree because of the 2% extra damage nodes that do nothing?

balmy condor
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"rework" has a pretty big weight behind it

vapid sierra
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Fair enough

balmy condor
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it's not a complete overhaul like paladin

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where it's just ripping everything out

vapid sierra
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Revision would be a better word?

balmy condor
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I would assume most of the single target stuff for example on sin stays the same

vapid sierra
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Oh yeah for sure

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St plays really good

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Aoe needs to be changed

balmy condor
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class tree wise we might see a couple new utility nodes and they probably remove some damage nodes

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but like

vapid sierra
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Could see them buffing kb

balmy condor
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I don't want to over-hype the changes right

vapid sierra
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Fair enough

balmy condor
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cause if I'm running around calling it a rework

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and then it's like 3 pointers removed, exsang redesigned, 1-2 new aoe talents

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people will lose their shit and be like WE WERE PROMISED A REWORK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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and that's a headache I don't want to deal with

vapid sierra
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That’s gonna be the outlaw players

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Sin players are more tame

balmy condor
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have you been in sub lately

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holy hell what a mess

vapid sierra
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No that’s the one channel I don’t visit

balmy condor
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the doomium factory

vapid sierra
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I learnt how to play sub since it’s somewhat meta? And then never went back to that channel

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Outlaw memes about being zoomers and all that

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Sub is that but 1000 times worse

balmy condor
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it's mostly like the outlaw players that rerolled sub for the +1.2% better m+ performance and they're screeching that sub isn't even playable anymore because augvoker meta and rogue being a bad target and you can't ever play rogue again because it's so shit and no one would ever invite you

keen spruce
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sub is friendly PES_Cute

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they don't call me a hooker

vapid sierra
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Only a professional entertainer kekdog

vapid sierra
balmy condor
keen spruce
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i been playin sub all season in keys and finally went in there on tuesday morning

vapid sierra
keen spruce
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and realized i have no fuckin idea how to play sub

vapid sierra
keen spruce
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u say that

balmy condor
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you kinda gotta know what you're doing tbh

vapid sierra
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Click stuff on cd, almost always the same globals in dance

keen spruce
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then they start talkin about rupture timings and finality and gloom blading in dance and stuff

balmy condor
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its got some quirks

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if you don't know the in dance out dance stuff

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it's rough

keen spruce
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and i'm like yo i just refresh that shit like i'm playing sin and occasionally put it on several targets

vapid sierra
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In dance our dance?

balmy condor
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but once you memorize some stuff it's good to go

vapid sierra
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As in sect tech as second finisher

keen spruce
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yeah it's a little piano fingers in the opener

balmy condor
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yeh like in dance you gotta do the same shit and then out of dance you're doing finality nonsense

vapid sierra
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And dance in st on low cp into gb

keen spruce
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and kinda specific in dance

balmy condor
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shits weird

vapid sierra
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Once you memorize your dance window

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Your good to go

keen spruce
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i didn't even know wtf that little finality icon was in my afenar package until like 2 weeks ago KEKPog

vapid sierra
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Light work

keen spruce
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and i'm almost 3200 OMEGAKEKW

cyan stratus
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How bad is a kingsbane build?

keen spruce
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bad enough to not play it

vapid sierra
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!whispyr

prisma monolithBOT
vapid sierra
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% difference in there

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But the rupture sub stuff

balmy condor
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kingsbane SAD

keen spruce
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pawnsbane smoge

vapid sierra
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It’s just a refresh rupture out of dance if you have it buffed and it’s < 10 seconds no?

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And what are the finality optimizations?

balmy condor
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no clue

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don't play the spec this expac

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feels like shit to me

vapid sierra
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Fair enough

balmy condor
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I had to play it on raz for the add damage

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and it was just despair the entire time

vapid sierra
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Outlaw for me on raz

balmy condor
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well yeh but it's me

vapid sierra
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(Heroic)

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We only got to diurna

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On mythic we were close to a diurna kill

balmy condor
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if I have to play outlaw on prog it's the actual end times

vapid sierra
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We had big attendance issues

keen spruce
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my eyes kinda glazed over when i was reading it

vapid sierra
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Outlaw is actually fun

keen spruce
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the finality stuff

balmy condor
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famous outlaw hater

keen spruce
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it's not that complicated though

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just weirdge

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you don't worry about pandemic

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just always refresh before dance but sometimes not

balmy condor
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facerolling my keyboard while overcapping 90% of my generated cp

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just isn't fun

keen spruce
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i had fun running giga long arms in s1

balmy condor
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also roll the bones is dogshit

keen spruce
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but my fingies started hurting

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RTB very silly

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just had a weak aura tell me to reroll or not

vapid sierra
keen spruce
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there's specific timings for your ruptures

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idk

vapid sierra
junior lagoon
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I like the cp extending outside my hp bar, while I still overcap them anyways :D

vapid sierra
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I mean i mashed buttons tho

keen spruce
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but like yeah with finality up

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before dance

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then like 3rd and 4th between dances or something like that

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it's all mapped out

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i just ignore it

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and it seems to make very little difference

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but i also don't play sub in raid

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so like idc about optimizing damage

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i'm spending like 30% of my globals gouging and cheap shotting shit

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cuz meta sewer demons

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have flippers instead of hands

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and dont use cc or kicks

vapid sierra
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No one kicks and expects the rogue to deal with the shit

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Are there optimizations for sin to be made?

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Apart holding cds to fit the fight profile better

balmy condor
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not really

keen spruce
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like.. maybe try to hold one shiv leading up to dm so the 2nd charge comes up for more shiv uptime

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basically nothing tho

vapid sierra
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Double shiv during dm

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Apart that nothing

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Rip

keen spruce
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i don't think that's really that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things

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when your parse is gonna depend on your sophic uptime and trinket procs

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not your shiv optimization

vapid sierra
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So like how do you hold cooldowns to match the fight timings

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3vs4vs5 minute

keen spruce
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uhh I think it only really matters on nelth and sark

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cuz you're stopping damage on nelth in p1

vapid sierra
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Like 5 minute you’ll hold third dm for potion

keen spruce
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and you lose most of a sepsis if you use it in p1 sark

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oh yeah

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like... between 5:30 and <6m

#

ig

vapid sierra
#

Am I thinking of it wrong? With dm+ exsang we do holding and stuff, sep+ dm we don’t do anything

keen spruce
#

so magmorax

#

you hold your last DM for pot

vapid sierra
#

Apart 5 min

keen spruce
#

sep + dm there's no holding on a normal fight

#

cuz your 3rd sepsis on cd gives you imp garrote coverage into the start of your dm

#

then you vanish garrote during that 2nd dm

#

in pandemic

#

basically all lines up pretty cozy

vapid sierra
#

Ight

#

Ty

blazing jewel
gaunt moat
gilded oasis
spice spire
gilded oasis
#

at least 2 mins

spice spire
#

Ahh carry on then

gusty mirage
gilded oasis
#

my cat is trying to melt into my chair

cerulean nest
#

Im probably missing something stupid here but can someone tell me why the sim I ran today with the exact same gear is 2000dps less than one I ran earlier?

#

omg its 7 mins

celest ruin
#

5 mins vs 7 mins

cerulean nest
#

LMAO

somber sparrow
#

but to be fair, you were right that it was the exact same gear 😄

cerulean nest
#

yeah I was so confused

gusty mirage
loud gull
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
strange python
#

Any kind soul that can share their opener on mythic echo to me in a dm or something ? I feel like I'm doing something wrong

blazing jewel
#

Should just be the normal opener

keen spruce
#

normal opener but vanish gar in pandemic for your imp garrote

#

and hold 2nd dm if you guys are ahead on dmg in p1

#

if you're behind on dmg then just send everything like normal

strange python
#

fair maybe just the vacation break I had thats gotten me rusty.

balmy condor
#

I send the dm anyway

#

Make the others hold

spice spire
#

Real

gaunt moat
#

I just never use my CDs, I'm ethical.

keen spruce
#

we're like 5% ahead on damage

#

when people live

gaunt moat
#

You also bloodlust on phase 1

keen spruce
#

we were only lusting when we were pullin with 19 people OMEGAKEKW

ebon notch
#

what boss

keen spruce
#

nelth

spice spire
#

Ur mom

ebon notch
keen spruce
ebon notch
keen spruce
#

okay am i being trolled now

#

you don't even need to scroll up

#

to see my answer to that

ebon notch
#

idk notter said it so it must be true

balmy condor
#

Who the fuck lusts on pull on nelth

keen spruce
#

notter is an untrustworthy propagandist

balmy condor
#

That’s some cursed shit

ebon notch
#

shmeeps does

keen spruce
#

WE HAD 19 PEOPLE

blazing jewel
#

That’s still cursed

keen spruce
#

WE HADN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO P2 YET nanareee

blazing jewel
#

Which one of these statements is meant to not be cursed

ebon notch
#

shmeeps are you planning on clearing nelth next tier or

gaunt moat
#

wow one excuse after another, it never ends shmeeps eh??

keen spruce
#

THAT WAS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO nanareee

ebon notch
#

these strats are not ideal

spice spire
keen spruce
#

no we kill saturday surely

gaunt moat
blazing jewel
#

Where’s daps

#

I need him to send me some nocco

gaunt moat
#

You guys still need to nail down phase 2
but after that, it'll be like 10 pulls

keen spruce
#

the hardest part of p2

ebon notch
keen spruce
#

is like the 30% success rate

#

of us breaking the first set of rocks

ebon notch
#

i killed nelth as a ranged this week

#

shits easy

blazing jewel
ebon notch
#

wtf is that

gaunt moat
spice spire
gaunt moat
#

there's like 5 safe pixels

spice spire
#

Some of them taste awful but they have like 2/3 good flavors

blazing jewel
#

Idk

#

I think it might have been the shaved ice flavor

spice spire
#

Ass

#

They have a Halloween one, witch’s brew that’s insanely good

#

And then the cherry wherever I’d also good

#

But really sweet

balmy condor
blazing jewel
drifting cloud
#

why is daps flaming in here wtf

gilded oasis
spice spire
#

(He learned from me)

ebon notch
short forge
#

guys, bloodmallet shows that the iridius fragment is simming 2nd best option, is that sim correct?

balmy condor
blazing jewel
#

I don’t trust you purple man Susge

short forge
spice spire
#

This u nocco boi?

balmy condor
blazing jewel
#

Bark woof bark bark

spice spire
#

Please stop

#

No

#

It’s bad

blazing jewel
#

Quake have you been getting these too

spice spire
#

Dog I got on a call with him earlier

#

And had to leave 45s into it

blazing jewel
spice spire
#

Dog even my dog guild cleared that week one NAHHH

balmy condor
#

I've never felt someones fight or flight trigger so intensely before

spice spire
#

Legit almost ripped a fastball into the wall

keen spruce
#

daddy quake ALOO

blazing jewel
#

“Kiss me through the phone daddy quake”

spice spire
balmy condor
spice spire
#

The kicker was @wild lantern doing the follow up

balmy condor
#

quake's block list is about to quintuple

spice spire
#

From 1-5, makes sense

gusty mirage
balmy condor
#

wtf that's my thing

wild lantern
balmy condor
#

wait do you eat butter sandwiches too jez

ebon notch
#

post whimper.mp3

spice spire
#

too

wild lantern
gusty mirage
keen spruce
spice spire
#

@gusty mirage get me out dog

gusty mirage
#

or do you butter actual bread

keen spruce
#

can i come

gusty mirage
#

because you're not a psychopath

balmy condor
keen spruce
#

i wanna leave now too

gusty mirage
ebon notch
#

butter sandwhiches are a great depression meal right

gusty mirage
#

and calls it a butter sandwich

keen spruce
#

peanut butter is like

#

75% oil

wild lantern
#

I used to eat saltine crackers with margarine in between them and then squeeze out the margarine through the lil holes like silly string

keen spruce
#

why tf u adding butter

gusty mirage
ebon notch
keen spruce
#

why not

#

just ritz

#

make big ritz bitz

balmy condor
#

it don't hit the same

gusty mirage
wild lantern
#

we have the weirdest mind melds

gusty mirage
#

you heathen

balmy condor
#

oxi can you stop for like one second

#

I'm bonding here

wild lantern
#

idk it's pretty similar

#

like

wild lantern
#

neither are real things

#

margarine is imitating butter

gusty mirage
wild lantern
#

cheese whiz is imitating cheese

gusty mirage
#

you don't need anymore of jez in your life

#

she's your toxic trait

#

she brings out the worst in you

gusty mirage
#

you should love cheese whiz

wild lantern
#

cheese whiz is actually unholy I can't eat it

#

but margarine on saltines

#

that shit hits different

gusty mirage
#

but you can eat fucking margerine?

spice spire
#

I’m tempted to mute her

gusty mirage
#

you're actually disgusting

spice spire
#

Like

#

There’s no way

gusty mirage
#

you're a gross human being

spice spire
#

She’s a real person

gusty mirage
#

and james is an idiot for having married you

#

there I said it

spice spire
#

I refuse to believe it

wild lantern
spice spire
#

That was a real sequence of bullying holy

wild lantern
#

Told him I was gonna hide the marriage certificate because he can't return me without the receipt

balmy condor
gusty mirage
wild lantern
#

man still thinks he married up

gusty mirage
#

he grew up in new england right?

wild lantern
#

no, San Diego

gusty mirage
#

even worse

wild lantern
#

whole life

#

moved here just for me

gusty mirage
#

makes SO much more sense

#

HE MOVED

#

TO NEW ENGLAND

ebon notch
#

better EU ping

#

ez

gusty mirage
#

"Yeah fuck good weather let's go where it's winter 8 months out of the year"

balmy condor
#

winter is good weather fuck you

spice spire
wild lantern
#

winter is the best weather what the fuck

gusty mirage
#

says the guy who's never shoveled snow

balmy condor
#

I HAVE SHOVELED SNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

gusty mirage
#

what snow

#

what fucking snow do you have mr. silicon valley

balmy condor
#

GERMAN SNOW UP TO MY WAIST GO FUCK YOURSELF

ebon notch
blazing jewel
spice spire
gusty mirage
#

he needs to get his own

gusty mirage
#

not at 6am so you can back out of your driveway to go to work

ebon notch
#

this channel is where the mods come to shout at each other

blazing jewel
#

@spice spire blue slush slightly better

spice spire
#

It’s even worse

#

Literally everywhere else

balmy condor
spice spire
ebon notch
#

we're lucky hataro hasn't discovered this channel yet

wild lantern
gusty mirage
#

it's always mfers from warm climates (and jez apparently) who always say "SNOW IS SO COOL GUYZ"

spice spire
#

I can ping him

wild lantern
#

it's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

lucid birch
ebon notch
spice spire
#

See above papi, sorry made a bad joke

gusty mirage
wild lantern
wild lantern
#

and by play I mean do dailies and world content

keen spruce
#

i'd shovel daddy quake's snow

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

I’ve had to shovel snow like 6 times ever

gusty mirage
#

it's so fun

spice spire
#

And nah

wild lantern
spice spire
balmy condor
#

actually just an irredeemable human

gusty mirage
#

finally something we agree upon

keen spruce
wild lantern
#

YOU FUCKER

#

ABSOLUTELY NOT

#

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

#

YOU TOLD ME

#

YOU BITCH ASS

keen spruce
#

but yellow name

wild lantern
#

THAT I WAS NOT GOING TO PLAY SIN

keen spruce
wild lantern
#

BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLAY SIN IN NATHRIA

gusty mirage
wild lantern
#

BUT YOU SAID NO

balmy condor
#

sure I did

keen spruce
#

sin didn't exist in nathria

wild lantern
#

and you told me to play outlaw instead

#

so I fucking played outlaw like a good little raider

balmy condor
#

because you had to perform in raid

spice spire
ebon notch
#

sin in nathria was garbage for 70% of it

balmy condor
#

yeah

keen spruce
#

sin before .5

wild lantern
#

yes, and that's fine

balmy condor
#

sin was unplayable in nathria

keen spruce
#

wasn't a real spec

balmy condor
#

I still tried to teach you to play sin

wild lantern
#

but he keeps saying "she just played outlaw and gg"

keen spruce
#

it was doin like 70% of the damage of normal class

spice spire
#

Like I had a purple parse doing 2.8k dps week one

gusty mirage
wild lantern
#

no you fucking liar I tried to learn sin and you said ARRRR YER A PIRATE NOW

spice spire
#

That shit was not good

keen spruce
#

I had to raid lead a whole tier as a pirate

#

wanted to kermit

gusty mirage
ebon notch
balmy condor
#

I'm just naming countries bruh

spice spire
#

Not like you’re doing much as feral when we’re doing keys (when btw)

balmy condor
#

one fish two fish red fish blue fish ya feel me

#

doctor suess

wild lantern
ebon notch
#

germany irreperably changed whispyr

spice spire
wild lantern
spice spire
#

Because I’m being forced to do things despairge

wild lantern
spice spire
#

🫡

balmy condor
wild lantern
#

I genuinely feel bad after the last one

#

they looked so tired

ebon notch
#

@drifting cloud you watching tgp with us tomorrow?

ebon notch
#

@drifting cloud fk u

drifting cloud
#

ive got lost ark raids but prolly not till midnight

ebon notch
drifting cloud
#

tgp is till midnight right?

ebon notch
#

ye

drifting cloud
#

my la raids are prolly from like 20-23

#

maybe 19-22

ebon notch
#

smh

#

stream lost ark raids to us

lusty ermine
#

why do we do the sepsis opener from the FAQ in that order instead of garrote > slice > echo> rupture>deathmark>sepsis?

limber lion
#

That is exactly what we do

#

It just hasn't been updated because the gain is small (typical opener stuff) and the rogue rework is coming soon so it's a bit of a waste of time all in all

#

You won't notice the difference between doing what the FaQ suggest and what you suggest

#

I do prefer the latter one myself more rotationally

lusty ermine
#

ahhh alrighty then, thanks! do we know anything about the rogue rework?

void mesa
#

Soon(tm)

limber lion
#

Nothing as of yet, just that it's supposed to arrive with 10.2

thorn fjord
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
lusty ermine
#

should we still be using that WA in FAQ for the garrote timing with sepsis?

limber lion
#

I mean

#

If you want to?

#

I don't, I have my own weak auras

#

You def want something to track it, but you don't have to use that specific one.

lusty ermine
#

i'm just slightly confused cuz it pulls up twice from just one cast of sepsis, and I'm not sure if I should garrote immediately on the first, and wait till last second on the 2nd, or just wait till last second on both

deft flicker
lusty ermine
#

ahh ok thank you!

gaunt moat
#

There are probably alternatives if you don't like the WA I made, it's personal preference.

lusty ermine
gaunt moat
#

(Also, keep in mind the sepsis debuff on target is only applied on your cast, and runs out after 10 seconds. it's not applied again.)

keen spruce
#

i'm now 1/9m on my warlock

#

killed zskarn

lusty ermine
#

do we still NOT vanish during our opener, and only use it for our 2nd deathmark?

deft flicker
deft flicker
lusty ermine
#

well, wouldn't it let you use a free ambush, since you aren't using vanish otherwise anyway?

deft flicker
#

Free ambush doesn’t really do much because you have a lot of extra energy + want to proc poisons from Mutilate

runic hinge
#

You’re talking a very small amount of dps at best and you want it to line up with second dm more than anything

lusty ermine
#

ahh ok that makes sense

keen spruce
deft flicker
keen spruce
#

no but they gave me tier

deft flicker
keen spruce
#

then i had to explain magmo to them

#

i was just there to fill a spot cuz people were missing and my friend asked NotLikeDrew

#

i can't take this kinda pressure

pulsar plover
#

I've heard a lot of speculation about rogue rework. It's coming with 10.2 at the latest right?

deft flicker
pulsar plover
#

10.2 is end of the year I assume?

gusty mirage
#

yeah

#

around blizzcon time

#

so novemberish

runic hinge
#

Is the exact quote

gusty mirage
runic hinge
#

Oh snap

deft flicker
#

Ipn confirmed 10.2 in his interview

#

*o

gusty mirage
#

Opn?

#

got em

#

trust in realz

storm forum
#

Oof

gusty mirage
#

once upon a time tiny toxic blade was a capstone

runic hinge
#

I think my dad passing away was the worst day of my life. Couldn’t imagine already being back at work with all the heathens in here bleating about needing buffs

#

He’s a real one

gusty mirage
storm forum
#

Dude if I was him, I woulda tracked down every doomer in this discord and had them banned

gusty mirage
#

we wanted to YEP

runic hinge
#

Definitely woulda screenshotted nasty dms and had them sent to the mods

pulsar plover
#

Wait rogue dev is in this disc server?

runic hinge
#

Sometimes

gusty mirage
#

the people who posted screenshots of 10.1.7 and cried up a storm

#

I wanted to send to the void

#

legit just straight up ban

storm forum
#

I feel like we all knew something was up with him for months, we're people really that nasty about it?

runic hinge
#

Deservedly so

gusty mirage
#

I slammed someone in sub the other day with "I'm sorry the imaginary numbers on your screen aren't high enough to hit that magic dopamine level"

storm forum
#

I've mostly been dooming in the disc discord so I think I missed that hete

blazing jewel
#

but always wanting to be #1 overall is cringe

velvet haven
#

for the assassin boys

gusty mirage
blazing jewel
#

lets go

gusty mirage
#

scana

#

everytime I open my character sheet I die on the inside

storm forum
#

Beeg

velvet haven
#

i got final black hole and had cloak

#

bis

blazing jewel
#

thats actually so funny

#

your gearing situation

gusty mirage
#

bro it's tragic

#

ran the megadungeon every week

blazing jewel
#

the knife is such a common drop

gusty mirage
#

no ddagger

velvet haven
#

oxi i got my bomb dispenser and my nelth trinket

blazing jewel
#

no sark dagger

velvet haven
#

this week

blazing jewel
#

no time dagger

#

no maidens

gusty mirage
#

3 sark kills 3 full mythic vaults

#

0 daggers

velvet haven
#

i had neither until this week

#

XD

#

(heroic) (or a all)

gusty mirage
#

I've seen the heroic nelth trinket drop once

#

and it went to a spriest

#

and I cba pugging and free rolling

#

I'mma get depresso

#

its okay guys

#

sark dagger or nelth trinket in vault for sure this time

#

right?

blazing jewel
#

are you guys planning to kill sark every week

gusty mirage
#

ya

blazing jewel
#

dagger seems to be a common drop

gusty mirage
#

cause we've only seen 1 of those on mythic

blazing jewel
#

wtf

#

youre cursed

velvet haven
gusty mirage
#

I got my kaz dagger last week

#

I killed sark with a heroic OH sark dagger

#

it's just my life with end boss daggers

#

in seppy

#

never saw the dagger off lihuvim

#

ever

#

or the rygelon dagger until the last raid of 9.2.5

#

before prepatch dropped lol

#

at least my pally's juiced 🥲

pulsar plover
#

Wait Pen now you've downed Sark, how did you deal with the Sark adds as sin?

gusty mirage
#

you don't

#

you slap a rupture on big add

#

and focus boss

velvet haven
#

rogue healing op

gusty mirage
#

= you

velvet haven
#

yea on my crimson vial button

blazing jewel
#

swapping to add 2 and 3 seems fine

#

but for sure dont target the first

gusty mirage
#

2nd kinda unnecessary tbh

pulsar plover
#

Wait where does all the leech come from

gusty mirage
#

leeching poison

velvet haven
gusty mirage
#

you get a free 5% leech for poison

velvet haven
#

my dps parse is dogshit

gusty mirage
#

doesn't matter

#

boss deadge

velvet haven
#

true

gusty mirage
#

just do what I did

velvet haven
#

is this where i apply for a log review

#

:^)

gusty mirage
#

and die on the reclear kill

#

and get rewarded with a 457 cloak

velvet haven
#

XD

pulsar plover
#

Wouldn't it be better to run sub and pad on adds

velvet haven
#

I cannot play sub

#

to save my life

#

i tried.

#

I was LITERALLY doing less damage on outlaw or sub