#assassination

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balmy condor
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If you fail singing you actually can’t get a degree

gusty mirage
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"You're a lawyer is this legal in my state?"

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like bro idk

balmy condor
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Same with piano

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Everyone’s gotta play piano

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It’s just a core skill for music majors

gusty mirage
balmy condor
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(I cannot play the piano)

blazing jewel
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I would get a name change and make a new disc account after that

sharp falcon
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0% crit?

royal lantern
gusty mirage
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in my totally unbiased take on piano (I played piano growing up)

gusty mirage
royal lantern
spice spire
balmy condor
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49% crit on 4000 targets and 0 crits

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Brb

royal lantern
gusty mirage
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also what kind of pulls are your tanks doing in keys

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god damn

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are they pulling 4 dungeons?

royal lantern
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you know those situations whisp man

spice spire
gusty mirage
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in one pull?

wooden radish
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if FOK gained more CP depending on the number of targets you hit like how SS (sub) works, it could definitely make it easier to spread ruptures

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but we have IC now for that

royal lantern
balmy condor
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Uh oh I don’t have a calculator that can do that many sigfigs

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Uh

loud light
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just pull one of those trees in brackenhide and afk til there are 4000 lashers

royal lantern
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it should somewhat play into assassinations thing

earnest remnant
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i want oxi to sing me to sleep

wooden radish
royal lantern
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and not be "SS 2.0, the non-weeb version"

gusty mirage
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time is money friend

earnest remnant
blazing jewel
spice spire
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On sark?

earnest remnant
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i listened to it with him

spice spire
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Man’s listening on echoes

spice surge
royal lantern
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oh god, did i made whisp do math

gusty mirage
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whispyr does it to himself

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it's not your fault

balmy condor
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1.91 E-1170% chance to not crit on 4000 targets with 49% crit chance

royal lantern
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IT WAS JUST AN EXEGARATED EXAMPLE MAN

blazing jewel
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Write that down write that down

royal lantern
gusty mirage
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hyperbole is not welcome here

drifting cloud
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@earnest remnant when are u 3 healing sark

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kill some bosses fast

earnest remnant
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no clue

gusty mirage
spice spire
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2 healing*

gusty mirage
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oh

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I thought you tagged whispyr

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my b

spice spire
drifting cloud
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kinda toxic

earnest remnant
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we did something funny today

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we stacked Amalgamation

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on pull

spice spire
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How did that go?

earnest remnant
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uhh

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fine?

blazing jewel
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I bet your two target went crazy OMEGAKEKW

earnest remnant
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its only like 200% dmg increase

gusty mirage
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dw @blazing jewel I'll stream reclear next week so you can see the shit show and laugh

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you'll get your laughs in dw

royal lantern
spice spire
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Boss devs when they see colour cheesing their work 4 months after launch punching the air rn

blazing jewel
gusty mirage
drifting cloud
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hardly a speed strat if he lives to slam it 2nd time!

earnest remnant
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only think we with stacking amalgamation is that

blazing jewel
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It’s because I wasn’t in clearly

earnest remnant
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you get hit by something

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u dead

blazing jewel
balmy condor
# royal lantern IT WAS JUST AN EXEGARATED EXAMPLE MAN

Alternatively it would be a 1 in 1910000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance

drifting cloud
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oh

balmy condor
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Oh I missed a backspace

spice spire
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O

gusty mirage
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so tryan should play the lotto

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got it

loud light
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so you're saying he needs more crit

blazing jewel
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I am once again asking for AP to spread dots to shived targets

royal lantern
balmy condor
blazing jewel
royal lantern
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124 zinogre kills and no skygem btw

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i hate you capcom

earnest remnant
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git gud

blazing jewel
sharp falcon
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so assuming 1 fok per second, how long past the heat death of the universe to get 1cp on a fok with 49% crit into 4000 enemies (on average)

spice spire
blazing jewel
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Tryan getting grilled right now

royal lantern
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im used to it

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dont worry

balmy condor
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god damnit man

royal lantern
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sark firebreath grilled my ass tonight allready a couple times

balmy condor
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I just want one programmer to bend the laws of their programming language and not integer overflow

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is that so much to ask for

gusty mirage
blazing jewel
gusty mirage
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because naan bread is delicious

spice spire
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Ur delicious

gusty mirage
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I'm telling your wife

blazing jewel
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And George

spice spire
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She knows

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He doesn’t, he’s too dumb

balmy condor
royal lantern
spice spire
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Just like me

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Ong

gusty mirage
runic hinge
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Just like me fr fr

gusty mirage
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one of them had bad alzheimers and didn't recognize me

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sad times

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sorry

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26 years ago

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time flies when you're a depressed millennial

royal lantern
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i was about to sleep and you give me depression

spice spire
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Amen brethren

balmy condor
gusty mirage
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yeah

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I know

sharp falcon
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"you also twist the blade, causing all of your Bleed effects to advance by 2 sec, triggering an instant tick."

is this the relevant portion of SC that you're referring to in this case

balmy condor
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realz what kind of hell hole have you led me down

gusty mirage
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the people who asked

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oh

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I thought he was gonna dunk on me

gusty mirage
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this is awkward now

blazing jewel
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Tryan there are lots of people willing to sing a lullaby

balmy condor
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google is just giving me 0 results now

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I'm scared

sharp falcon
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you pulled back the veil

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the gods of our simulation don't want you to know the truth

spice spire
royal lantern
balmy condor
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or whatever they're called

gusty mirage
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I need more

royal lantern
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im sitting at 5k man

gusty mirage
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so I can get my scorpion mount

balmy condor
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idk my quest is still bugged I can't access the post

gusty mirage
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someone help pls

balmy condor
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they told me to talk to a guy during the intro quest and I guess he didn't want to hear it

royal lantern
balmy condor
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aight this is actually getting silly

royal lantern
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allright, getting some sleep

whisp, stop chasing it, or i will silently edit the number to something bigger

balmy condor
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it would actually be easier with a bigger number cause I could simplify this is a googolplex

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but it's not big enough for that atm

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an a centillion is too small

gusty mirage
balmy condor
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yeah

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kinda

gusty mirage
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I liked it better when you sent me weird tiktoks

balmy condor
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WAIT

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I will do it by hand

blazing jewel
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Send him the ferret crossing the mountain

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That’s a classic

runic hinge
balmy condor
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or maybe like

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some recursion

shy pecan
balmy condor
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isn't there some way to exponentiate through squares

shy pecan
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Ask Lorentz, he should know

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Is this what a daily life in the sin channel is? Calculating ridiculous probabilities? kekdog

tacit otter
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same nonsense, less iq i would say

balmy condor
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aight well

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we got to 1.156e1057 heat-deaths of the universe

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it's very difficult to shrink that number into something that can be conceptualized

cunning needle
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can you put that in scale of bananas?

sharp falcon
balmy condor
balmy condor
sharp falcon
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oh no

cerulean nest
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can someone remind me the epic defensive setup for magmorax?

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elusiveness?

uncut isle
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Does anyone know how Echoing Reprimand works? Does it basically mean I only need to fill up combo points until it occupies the supercharged slots?

balmy condor
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so you get to a blue slot

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use a finisher

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it eats the empowerment, makes a big finisher

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so like if the second slot is empowered, you get a total of 2 combo points

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and then you finish

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if you have 3 combo points you overshot it and it wouldn't be empowered

uncut isle
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Ahh! That makes sense. So when I'm doing the rotation, i gotta make sure my combo points don't exceed the blue slots?

balmy condor
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you play as you would normally

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and if you land on one

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you would finish

uncut isle
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alright! thanks for the help!

sharp falcon
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Follow-up Q for Crimson Tempest - Which are you? (Elaborate as to why, if you so desire!)

A: "I like using CT in single target."
B: "I do not like using CT in single target."
C: "None of the above, your question is dumb, and I can explain why..."

ebon temple
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@balmy condor did you ever figure out corrupting vs vers from last night?

balmy condor
sharp falcon
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I don't normally try to infuse my opinion into these types of things, but this time I'll make a note that i'm "B", but it's a soft preference, i don't HATE using CT single target and can understand why some might find it interesting. Just a preference

tacit otter
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i would say im also a soft B. i dont mind using it in st but in my imaginary world where i'd use kingsbane, maybe sepsis etc. i have no desire to use ct in st

ebon temple
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mb if it was just kinda nothing

balmy condor
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there's nothing special about corrupting or vers

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corrupting blows vers out of the water in terms of damage

gusty mirage
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@tacit otter I solved the sim fuckery btw

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all it cost me was $25 for a race change

tacit otter
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whispyr how does the uptime of crit phial work in sims? just chooses randomly where the procc is or how?

tacit otter
gusty mirage
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now toxic thorns sims higher

tacit otter
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significantly higher?

keen spruce
gusty mirage
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so kinda yeah

keen spruce
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huuuuuge

gusty mirage
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300 dps swing

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idk how or why

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I did it for the tmog, none of my tmog sets looked right on nelf

tacit otter
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also mast/vers recraft?

gusty mirage
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nope

drifting cloud
gusty mirage
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that's with vers phial too

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roughly even w/ crit phial

ornate zodiac
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what do you guys macro Bomb dispenser to?

gusty mirage
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I have it macro'd to shiv

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because I'm lazy

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not recommended

keen spruce
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shift+2

blazing jewel
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I think mine is on 6 for sin

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and shift 5 on sub

tacit otter
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that yours is even with that is just funny

gusty mirage
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I just shove this spark up my ass or just craft a 447 oh

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to use until I get a sark dagger

blazing jewel
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are all your other slots 447

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because your oh is a cosmetic item

gusty mirage
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OH is 0.2 dps

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only things bigger are chest/cloak

blazing jewel
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does oh gain more value on sin

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because of mut

gusty mirage
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prolly

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idk

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also I'm not simming crit phial anymore

blazing jewel
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I know for sub its basically the worst slot due to having low stat budget

gusty mirage
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fuck you alchemists and your snake oil

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wat

drifting cloud
gusty mirage
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it has "low stat budget" because OH weapon dps also matters a bit

drifting cloud
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im now cloak + crit phial + toxic boots gamer

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506k hp

gusty mirage
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huge

drifting cloud
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maybe speed instead of stam on boots? kekman

gusty mirage
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I'd have to drop engi for alchemy on my rogue for me to even consider using crit phial

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and I'm not doing that

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I like all my old school toys

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whispyr's been typing and stopping for a while

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should we be worried

drifting cloud
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can I stop exploding so I can get 75 alchemy

gusty mirage
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for the last 2 weeks

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and I just keep exploding lmao

sweet dawn
balmy condor
# sharp falcon oh no

okay well, I have a way to conceptualize it now but you're not going to like it.

The time it takes for you to not crit on 4000 targets with a fok at 49% crit chance, is roughly equal to the following situation:

If you conceptualize one heat death's worth of time, which is 1.7e106 years, as a single card in a regular deck of playing cards. You then you take 9 decks of these playing cards, and shuffle them together. You then give one of these mega decks to every grain of sand. But not every grain of sand on earth, every grain on sand in the universe, if every planet in the universe had an earths amount of sand. And then each of these cosmic grains of sand shuffled their deck of heat-death cards at a rate of 1000 times a second, until the heat death of this universe. And you then believe in the multiverse theory and repeat this sand-heatdeath-shuffling-until-heatdeath experiment across an amount of universes equal to total amount of unique combinations to arrange every particle in the universe in a straight line. And then if you as the god of this unholy experiment perceived the heatdeath of any one of these unique-combination universes of heatdeath-card-shuffling-cosmic-sand-grains in a single second, and you lived for a heatdeaths amount of god time.

Then, and only then, would you have a number that is 600 digits long instead of the previous 1057

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I also have to raid now

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so

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that kinda cut it short

sharp falcon
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monka

ember mural
sharp falcon
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god bless, and next time feel free to tell me to fuck off LOL

blazing jewel
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this is what happens when whisypr doesnt want to do sark in an hour

balmy condor
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also I didn't do my maplestory dailies

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and in trying to calculate how many ways you could arrange grains of sand, I found out it would take my computer 1200 years

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so I had to take a different route

thick sail
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Guys

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Deadly Poison shouldn't be a talent

spice spire
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(This is a joke if any of you do that, I’ll sternly talk to you)

thick sail
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Are they like, ever gonna do anything to assassination? I heard we were getting a flat % buff to all offensive abilities, did that go through already? I don't see any assassination changes in the 10.5.1 patch notes

balmy condor
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yep that already happened

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we're getting rogue talent changes in 10.2

thick sail
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God. Jeebus. Oh! Well that's fun news

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So we're on the horizon then!

strange python
balmy condor
strange python
balmy condor
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too soon?

strange python
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It's been awhile

balmy condor
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chasing the high

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I get it

thick sail
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Can they like...

Put Blindside in a better spot so more builds can take it?

Make Doomblade less garbage?

Move Acrobatic Strikes up the tree so more builds can take it?

Make Find Weakness not a completely garbage talent for Assassination? I love Shadow Dance, but taking like, 3 gimp talents in a row makes taking it really hard to justify

Put Iron Wire in a less idiotic spot?

Do something to Arterial Precision to make it viable?

Make Flying Daggers -- a talent further down the tree -- better than Thrown Precision, which is almost the exact same talent, just objectively better (and earlier in the tree)?

Make Improved Poisons 7% and 1 talent point?

Give Venom Rush and Fatal Concoction multiple access nodes so we're not pigeonholed into specific (often unexciting) talents in order to get fun ones?

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Also maybe, delete Internal Bleeding and Intent to Kill and replace them with something desirable?

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Alacrity either needs a significant nerf, or they need to buff the crap out of Lethality, if my intuition is correct

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It also sucks that the bottom of the rogue class tree paths are all straight lines. Many other classes have multiple decision point options. Ours is just like, "hurr durr, you want Echoing Reprimand and you don't want Recuperator? Too bad, fuck off"

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Also wild that the two options of our class ultimate node is "make Echoing Reprimand really good and significantly change your rotation, or waste a talent point"

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Could maybe buff the crap out of Deeper Stratagem and put that at the bottom of one of the paths, and make it a legit capstone

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Pretty sure they could afford to buff the crap out of Blackjack to give it some viability in PvE (keep it at the paltry 6 seconds for PvP, but for PvE it should be at least 15)

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Scent of Blood and Zoldyck should both be 2 point talents to encourage build variety

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Poison Bomb and Dragon Tempered Blades should swap places. DTB should only apply 1 extra nonlethal poison, and they should buff the crap out of Poison Bomb to make it feel more impactful.

maiden sierra
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not sure if bro is wenting his spec frustrations or if he had a whole whishlist of changes saved up somewhere

thick sail
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Make it feel like an actual capstone. DTB currently is way too good and completely passive, it's almost impossible not to take in most content, which kills build variety

maiden sierra
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though he do be kinda spitting facts there and there

thick sail
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I've been a rogue a long time. These talents have some good in them, but just so much bad that could be so easily fixed

maiden sierra
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yeah current talent state is soo stale that it feels like shit

thick sail
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Yup

maiden sierra
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at least in season 1 we had 2 builds, for half a season....

abstract jacinth
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dear god I am so bad, 9% parses lol, someone save me

blazing jewel
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chefskiss chefs in here tonight

maiden sierra
abstract jacinth
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apparently not well enough lol

maiden sierra
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were you doing mechanics?

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the secret in parsing is ignoring your raid leader

abstract jacinth
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eh I'm going wrong somewhere, I think not hitting sepsis rupture immediately is dooming me

maiden sierra
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you died 50 sec before wipe, that will do it.

abstract jacinth
maiden sierra
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we are a heavy uptime spec, any downtime leads to considerable loss. 50 sec of not hitting a boss is very hard hitting on parses

abstract jacinth
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yeah thats true

maiden sierra
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30 sec downtime from death

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searing slam huh. have a keybind for a healthpot, crimson vial, healthstone. always ready to top yoursellf alone and always use faint on searing slams to mitigate damage

abstract jacinth
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I appreciate the advice, I'll work on that thank you

woeful meteor
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  1. What other build would need blindside? it's something you only need on 1/2 Targets both of these builds already take it anyway and unless you move it away from zold the other execute talent it wont be viable in m+ as long as IC exists
  2. Doomblade will always be garbage it's a boring mut dmg increase and the dmg based on poisons part is lethal dose now
  3. this, eventhough that is more of an law/sub issue rn
  4. armor pen is kinda useless on a spec that has bleeds which ignore armor anyway and poisons which are magic unless you wanna change what find weakness did all the time
  5. true
  6. it is viable in the irrelevant niche that talent fills it's just a remove angle for it or overbuffing it to a point where ap/dtb is the best st build
  7. they are both giga boring themselves so idk
  8. they are both giga in pvp
  9. alacrity already got nerfed and running double lethality is already bis if you want to sacrifice a ton of gameplay for 0,2% dps at best
  10. resounding clarity isn't even bis 2/2 lethality is better, no point for reverb toi exist tho
  11. Deeper is so insanely boring pls dont
  12. Blackjack is an incredribely niche talent and wont be useful in pve without a rework
  13. That's just a nerf, looking how dashing 2 point works
  14. DTB only non lethal is useless and poison bomb is giga cringe, procs are so fun I love not having control over dmg, dtb sucks aswell tho just remove both
candid dragon
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anybody else feeling energy starved as assassin?

woeful meteor
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compared to the other 2 yes compared to any other expansion no

thick sail
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  1. I'm not sure if you realized this, but M+ has both AOE trash and single target boss fights, it's an incredible talent to have on bosses even if it's useless on trash

  2. Yes, we agree it sucks, so let's rework it

  3. We agree

  4. Yes, but I specifically said "make it not useless for assassination." I'm aware assassination doesn't need armor pen, but I guess I should have been more specific: change the talent so it's useful for assassination. It's incredibly dumb having one of the near-capstone talents being completely useless for an entire spec.

  5. Yes

  6. They should mash Arterial Precision and Tiny Toxic Blade together as one capstone talent, then add another interesting talent node (utility or survivability) and put it where TTB is.

  7. I like Poison talents, I think a lot of people like the poison aspect of the class fantasy. I also really love Venom Rush, and it feels great with Blindside.

  8. Uh I mean I haven't looked at high level PvP but it's surprising to me if cutting 10 seconds off a Shadowstep is considered "giga" in PvP. This talent could literally just reduce the cooldown of Shadowstep with no Deathmark restriction and it would probably be fine.

  9. I know Alacrity was nerfed already, that doesn't change my opinion. It's dumb that this talent is a prerequisite for Deeper Stratagem. Makes zero sense.

ember mural
arctic current
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@abstract jacinth someone mentioned on here a while ago about shadowstepping mid leap and I gotta say that helped me a ton. I think delaying your last death mark to sync up with pot is good to if your not doing that. I don't see any reason why you can't have 100% uptime on this boss.

thick sail
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  1. Right, but Resounding feels much better to play, so it could use a buff, just have it animacharge all our combo points. And yes, change Reverberate to something else, what a God awful and uninspired, lazy talent.

  2. Yeah I'm not sure you understood my point here, but when I said "make Deeper Strategem a capstone" I didn't mean "keep it as a lame flat % buff," I meant let's change it into a fun talent by stapling another active effect onto it.

  3. It'll be useful in M+ if they increased the duration to 15 seconds (in PvE only).

  4. Make them 2 points but keep the 3 point values? Come on man, lol that's clearly a buff

  5. Yeah again, DTB is boring AF. Again, conceptually, making Poison Bomb an ultimate node would mean adding an active usable effect to it in addition to what it does so it feels more impactful

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And no, nonlethal-only DTB isn't useless. Move it way down the tree to an earlier node and everyone's gonna take it in PvP

tall atlas
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Is realz the rogue dev

cunning needle
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no im the rogue dev

tall atlas
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Im the rogue dev

balmy condor
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I look away for an hour

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and we're making the longest numbered list

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I have ever seen

woeful meteor
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🙂

keen spruce
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i didn't even know we could count that high

abstract jacinth
tall atlas
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I don’t get why we are listing shit

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What’s going on

cerulean nest
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starting on nelth next week

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god help us all

ebon notch
balmy condor
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I have no idea

shut owl
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my cp's are already higher than I can count

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helperz

ebon notch
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I have a weakaura make a noise when I'm on the right combo points

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I don't even have a tracker

abstract junco
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Re: Crimson Tempest in ST, I'm also B - "I do not like using CT in single target." But, it's also the same soft preference, neither here nor there kind of thing. Speaking entirely through the lens of gameplay, the first cast of CT in a packed house, full-send IC pull feels solid imo, especially when it's layered on a successful PB. While I'm also in the possible minority of liking ER gameplay, I do wish animacharged nodes 100% guaranteed that bomb in the opener. It usually lands. Sometimes it doesn't. Separately, subsequent CT's just don't feel quite as powerful as that initial hit. I would much rather be multidotting by hand and have that skill check reward better damage.

I also sort of agree with a lot of the above re: issues with IC, but I'd hate to lose the cooldown timing of the AoE silence/DR - this basically took what I loved about SL Sin M+ and made it a bananas cooldown. My only real personal critique of the ability is the way it puts us disproportionately at odds with Spiteful, insofar that (and this is definite skill issue territory) losing restealths loses you the silences/DR. I wonder if CT could somehow be reworked to serve as a 45 second cooldown home for those effects specifically?

ember mural
rapid forum
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Did you guys kill today whispyr?

storm belfry
balmy condor
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I was well above r1

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and then the last dispel I clipped a hole

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and fell through

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was very unluck

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but boss ded

keen spruce
runic hinge
thorn fjord
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alot of tldr goin on here

ember mural
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tldr: lists

blazing jewel
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450 beacon acquired

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this was so fucking funny lmfao

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@balmy condor @earnest remnant

balmy condor
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450 beacon was a downgrade for me

spice spire
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(Idk where actually it’s a meme about rogue on sark)

empty hinge
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@balmy condor how excited are you for the rogue changes that are coming from 1-10

blazing jewel
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very cool

balmy condor
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Do you have a link to the changes

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@empty hinge

blazing jewel
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explain

balmy condor
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447 dice strong

empty hinge
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I was talking about the changes that should’ve been released with 10.1.5 and they’re not coming out

balmy condor
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Yeah

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What changes are those

empty hinge
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Nothing so far

balmy condor
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Okay

somber sparrow
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sometimes when i look at a log in wowanalyzer, it seems like it's not tracking improved garrotes correctly... anyone else feel the same when using garrote from sepsis?

balmy condor
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So what am I supposed to be excited about

empty hinge
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Despair

spice spire
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Sepsis hasn’t been added yet

somber sparrow
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ok thanks

deft flicker
empty hinge
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Idk be hyped about it maybe exsang rework idk

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:_(

balmy condor
empty hinge
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:_(

deft flicker
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The all-encompassing nothingness that appears empty at first glance but the longer you stare into it the more you begin to realise it’s not like other voids people are talking about, it’s a different nothingness

balmy condor
#

I’m not sure how I’m supposed to have an opinion about the conceptual idea of change

oak sky
#

personally i have an opinion on the idea of change

#

its bad

#

rogue is perfect

#

just like sylvanas

blazing jewel
#

our queen

spice spire
#

Ur both awful

blazing jewel
#

quake

#

come on man

#

she bad

spice spire
#

Badly designed maybe

empty hinge
runic hinge
#

I thought about the future for longer than 39 seconds and now I must drink poison

balmy condor
#

List made

#

Now what

ember mural
#

ive gotten a turkey on last frame before, probably my best bowling game

#

proud of you son

balmy condor
#

Thanks

#

I got shin splints last week

#

It really hurts

#

:3

ember mural
#

foam roll and do tib lifts

balmy condor
#

Yeah and crank my dads hog

#

Pause

#

Imagine bowling 226 and losing by 30

blazing jewel
#

ayo

balmy condor
#

Idiot

ember mural
#

(i suck at bowling)

balmy condor
#

145 is good

balmy condor
#

Warm up game

#

Don’t mind don’t mind

deft flicker
#

Whispyr the Grandma Flexington impersonator

balmy condor
#

I’ve been bowling for 17 years

#

You’d hope I was okay

deft flicker
#

You are

#

“Okay” is a very vague thing

#

Do you enjoy bowling??

royal lantern
#

he works in a alley

deft flicker
#

Ooooh that sounds fun

spice spire
deft flicker
#

Wonder what his top-5 weird bowling alley screens is

balmy condor
balmy condor
spice spire
#

I’m pretty sure he was sent that joke ad nauseam in 2019

balmy condor
#

That ones fun

reef nacelle
#

i averaged like 150 in league bowling when I did it like 15 years ago...but on one night, I somehow got on a streak, hit 7 strikes in a row, and wound up with a 254. hot damn was my opponents pissed lol

balmy condor
#

Yeh I mean happens

#

That’s the curse of handicap

#

Lot easier to shoot 100 over average at 130-150 than it is at 180-190

reef nacelle
#

haha yeah. best night of my bowling career.

#

won most improved average too, another unfair award I stole from a more regular bowler lol

balmy condor
reef nacelle
#

got a triplicate badge too, because I bowled like shit the first two games, 113 or something...got to the 10th frame in game 3, had 113 going into the last frame...said fuck it and guttered it for the badge :P

balmy condor
#

I would too

#

Triplicate is really hard

deft flicker
#

Rare achievement >

balmy condor
#

Yah

#

Feat of strength

drifting cloud
#

yo whispyr gratz

#

I saw the 3% wipe then I took a nap kekman

balmy condor
teal badger
#

is there any chance for assa to be most broken rogue spec next tier?

#

🥺

snow kindle
#

I wouldn’t even say it’s that far behind sub

#

Sin owns on ST fights

#

They should’ve made sin do more ST though. outlaw has cleave sub has add burst n decent ST

scarlet orbit
#

sin also suffers from being the worst spec in m+ so some poeple stick to sub because they can play it in m+ and raid where its both pretty good

snow kindle
#

If only they made sin more aoe and more magic dmg dead

uneven summit
#

Sin still in theory sims ahead of sub right, but the 4% buff will change that i assume

vestal wren
snow kindle
#

On 99th percentile boss dmg sin is ahead

#

On overall dmg no

vestal wren
#

next tier is 10.2

regal sable
#

wats bowling

#

?

shy pecan
#

Fun chill game

deft flicker
regal sable
#

ooo

royal lantern
deft flicker
gaunt moat
#

@balmy condor Grats!

balmy condor
#

ty

royal lantern
#

sark down?

balmy condor
#

yessir

#

130k at like 10% hp remaining

#

and then I got booped on a hole

#

nice hitbox btw

#

those purple stripes

#

are me getting slurped by the hole

#

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

vestal wren
#

well congrats

balmy condor
#

tyty

royal lantern
#

gz my man

royal lantern
#

dying to some bullshit in the last few %

#

and you saw it comming, admit it

balmy condor
#

I am

#

not tilted

royal lantern
#

like, all of them

balmy condor
#

HUH?

gaunt moat
#

don't get him started on his echo kill kekw

balmy condor
#

brother get out

#

run for the hills

royal lantern
#

and the kill was the shit pull with no beacon crits, no sophic procs+grief dead

balmy condor
#

me in 7:02

#

rank 1 with 4 pi's

#

in 7:02

#

the no PI was at 127

#

I was re-arranging guts buddy

royal lantern
#

💀

blazing jewel
#

does r1 do the go down at 15% strat

balmy condor
#

yeh

royal lantern
#

btw whisp, what are you doing with the big add as assa

blazing jewel
#

I compared my dps at 7 mins

#

and mine is ass

balmy condor
#

rank 1 no pi doesn't go down either

royal lantern
#

focus? bleed up? just fok a bit? fully ignore and slam boss?

balmy condor
#

which is prolly why its' 127

#

but like

#

fuck

earnest remnant
#

Git gud kyle

blazing jewel
#

7:02 im at 122

blazing jewel
royal lantern
#

ye

balmy condor
#

why don't I just link vod kekman

#

hold pls

blazing jewel
royal lantern
#

cus im at work and cant watch it dracthyr_kek

earnest remnant
#

Havent watched it

blazing jewel
#

its top tier

balmy condor
#

I'll explain and link

#

you can watch later

earnest remnant
#

Just woke up

royal lantern
blazing jewel
#

went bowling with the raid

balmy condor
# royal lantern cus im at work and cant watch it <:dracthyr_kek:1002454136706580620>

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1865293931?t=1h41m47s

aight that should be timestamped to 1:41:47

so you're downstairs, collect your funny things, you come up, rupture the boss, sepsis gar deathmark shiv. Boss will fly away, you bait adds 1, fok rupture garrote the big add, then full slam boss when he comes back to melee. The haste buff is gonna melt that one

you do your thing, whatever, boss about to fly away again, refresh your dots on sark to make sure you don't drop anything. Bait adds, rupture big add, then vanish double gar big add, and then run out and hit sark with the 3rd gar. Technically shouldn't be double gar on the big add, should only be 1, but it lives the full duration and I can't be fucked tabbing back to re-garrote so I just pandemic the vanish it and call it a day idk. Then just full on sark again (on early prog I hit the big add quite a bit with fok funnels because we were shitters)

add 3 same deal except you got nothing for it this time so it's just refresh dots on sark, bait adds, rupture, garrote, back to sark (again, on prog I was full pumping the add until the raid figured it out)

royal lantern
#

so yeha, put dots on add, and use big dots on add togheter with boss if possible

#

gotcha

blazing jewel
#

I found on second add

balmy condor
#

you should always refresh dots on sark before he flies away

#

every time

blazing jewel
#

as breath comes out

#

you can vanish garrote sark and garrote the big add as it spawns

balmy condor
#

so what I said

blazing jewel
#

you do double garrote weirdge stuff

#

on the big add

#

very sussy actions

balmy condor
#

I 2x gar the add and then 1x gar sark

#

and sark already had gar

#

so it's max pandemic on both

#

how is that sussy

#

it's just 2 target

blazing jewel
balmy condor
blazing jewel
#

I lost r1

#

by 300dps

#

imagine if the boys had r1 and r2

#

we go again on reclear

balmy condor
#

I'm not reclearing for another month

blazing jewel
#

no you go again

royal lantern
#

was ahri in the kill?

blazing jewel
#

ahri did big dam

balmy condor
#

ahri big dam

#

#2

#

big slam

blazing jewel
#

did you guys kill with the same strat youve been doing

balmy condor
#

ye

blazing jewel
#

hmmge

#

that seems really good for sin cds

#

most kills with the 15% go down you barely get dm usage off

balmy condor
#

it's pretty gud ya

blazing jewel
#

my dm was at 7:03 and the boss died at 7:21

royal lantern
#

how do you handle going down later on, go 10stacks, or go out asap cus its not worth it?

blazing jewel
#

if your guild is going down together at p3

#

you will have a singular tank stay up

#

and bait the meteor in a spot

#

get the dispel knock mechanic

#

dispel themselves

#

then everyone comes up

#

which is usually close to the max time you can stay down

balmy condor
#

the dispel knock scana's talking about is just a lock gate for us

#

and then we just game

#

don't get hit by swirls 5head

#

and heal more

royal lantern
#

yeha idk, only 15pulls in, so i didnt really check p3 yet

balmy condor
#

loser healers

royal lantern
#

im dying in p1 and resist the urge to press cloak

#

F U N

blazing jewel
#

cloaking the end of p1 is 100% the play

balmy condor
#

yeah

blazing jewel
#

your healers will figure out p1 healing

balmy condor
#

you just idk

#

need to get an external for the breath

#

or something

#

I got cocoon for the breath every pull

blazing jewel
#

id recommend pre using phial and then heal potting after the soak breath

balmy condor
#

seli was getting guardian spirit

royal lantern
blazing jewel
#

im not sure if it was just a me thing

#

but I noticed immues werent dropping stacks in the breath

balmy condor
#

that's just you

blazing jewel
#

was like 1 in every 10 pulls

balmy condor
#

stacks were dropping fine for me

blazing jewel
#

it happened to me and my guilds ret

#

multiple times

balmy condor
#

I think it's actually just the breath

#

our blood dk would stand dead center of the breath and not get cleared

blazing jewel
#

like I would be in cloak just standing in it for the entire cast

balmy condor
#

no ams or anything

#

shit just bugs

#

for no reason

blazing jewel
#

and then suddenly notice I still have 2 stacks

strange python
#

Hey so

#

Im trying to learn more on classes I'm not used to in this game and honestly Rogue is one of them

blazing jewel
#

I knew from the second you sent that it was going to be a skill issue meme

strange python
#

I need help on some basic ideas, more or less would they be good for Solo content?

balmy condor
#

depends on what you consider solo content I guess

#

and how hard you're optimizing for it

strange python
#

More or less just general quests, dungeons and stuff

gaunt moat
#

Rogue solo content feelscryman

strange python
#

Maybe running old raids at amx

balmy condor
#

it's not the most mobile class for running through the 2600000 corridors of black temple every week

#

but like

#

you can world quest and do rares and shit just fine

#

like every other class

#

Idk if it's much easier or better

strange python
#

See I wanna main Outlaw but like I always got confused on what should be going tino como points, i mostly spend full points on rupture and slice and dice, then rest on evirsrate

#

*Evistrate

balmy condor
#

yeh

#

sounds like rogue

regal sable
#

the trick to outlaw rogue is complaining about BF target cap at least once every 2 weeks

#

you'll fit right in

balmy condor
#

yeah

#

and you have to stop typing in complete sentences

#

just start typing

#

in like

#

sentence fragments

#

and then

#

you hit enter

#

basically just in reflex

#

no matter what

royal lantern
strange python
#

Like im coming back to take a break from FF14 and i finally got used to DH, Shaman and Spriest

#

Warlock as well

#

DK I sadly dont enjoy as much anymore

#

Fury warrior I can play

royal lantern
#

but like yeha, keep things lime dots/buffs up, and then its just "dump cp into a instant dmg finisher cus there is nothing else to use cp on"

strange python
#

BM and Marksman hunters are easy

royal lantern
#

if you can actually play DF dh with momentum well, Rogue is not a problem tbh

strange python
#

Paladin im need to replay still, mage im meh about, monk i can't stand lol, Evokers are just wonky for me, and I just dont touch healers

regal sable
#

really

#

sure

#

if

strange python
#

I play Havoc DH

regal sable
#

you're trying

#

to call me

#

out

#

with

#

that one

royal lantern
#

no, its because guy types like that

balmy condor
#

I mean we like meme-ing on guy

balmy condor
#

but everyone types like that

regal sable
#

yea

#

idk anyone who doesnt

royal lantern
strange python
#

So If im levelling, Icyveins says to do subtlety

regal sable
#

i dont know any person*

#

who doesnt

deft flicker
#

Can’t send a message without sending a message at least once per message

scarlet orbit
#

whisper is that your garrot shines like that when its about to expire a plater script?

strange python
#

I also mainly rely on Icyveins for the levelling talent stuff

#

Cause im not good at that stuff on my own

royal lantern
deft flicker
royal lantern
#

use wowhead, whispyr is litearlly the wowhead guide writer

strange python
#

XD Nono I understand, I just always rely on that for levelling talents

deft flicker
#

But I usually stick to a certain spec while getting to max level so I can learn it better

strange python
#

I get that

#

I just wanna try and get used to all the classes lol

vestal wren
#

you can get a response quicker

strange python
#

See I started playing back in 2020

vestal wren
#

by not writing the full response

strange python
#

Grinded all the reputation for all the allied races

#

XD

vestal wren
#

but split it up in smaller chunks

regal sable
#

i spent a lot of time

#

in vc

strange python
#

But Im so used to being given so many damn talents

regal sable
#

with no mic

#

so

vestal wren
#

its inefficient, but a habit of people who want to answer first

regal sable
#

i can type at the rate

#

people read

#

or speak

#

so its more fluid

#

but now i do it outside of vc

strange python
#

So should I not worry about having something like Kidney shot on my bars

#

(i turn on up to 5 bars)

#

(Side ones are my toys and mounts)

vestal wren
#

there is a positive to it tho,
you split up information, so one message can't be overwhelming

regal sable
#

btw does anyone have any information about the rogue rework

vestal wren
#

this is actually terrible to read, does not feel fluid

royal lantern
regal sable
#

like what their goals are

strange python
#

I mean I got them all

regal sable
#

i just want dance to not be longer than 40 sec cd in the new ver of rogue

vestal wren
#

kidney is a nice button in m+, rarely need it in raiding

strange python
#

Oop, sooo should I wait to do rogue then or

#

(I dont plan to do actual raid, maybe lfr only but thats it)

vestal wren
#

if you want to play rogue, go for it

strange python
#

XD i just dont wanna be murdered a ton lol, I wanna try and get the hang of outlaw, also for lore

balmy condor
#

or on the weakaura

regal sable
#

write the

#

faq

#

like this

balmy condor
#

writing the FaQ like that might give the zoomer some time to recover their attention span between words

#

kind of a smart idea

royal lantern
oak sky
vestal wren
balmy condor
#

it's gonna be lit

deft flicker
balmy condor
regal sable
royal lantern
#

@strange python btw, you said you played ff14, i gues Sublety will be a bit more easy to grasp then, because it plays a bit simmelar to ff14 dps rn by beeing a very static rotation with low amount of variation

royal lantern
#

no weeb shit

#

out

strange python
#

Yeaaa Thats more my thing

#

Like Fury warrior is easy to understand

regal sable
balmy condor
deft flicker
strange python
#

Like class rotationts that are easy for me are: Havoc, Demonolgy, Spriest, Fury, Bm, Survival,

#

Arcane

balmy condor
balmy condor
#

thats..... not actually a reason

royal lantern
deft flicker
#

Then idk it might be

royal lantern
balmy condor
#

new line on nearest whitespace is a formatting and accessibility feature of every phone running any normal operating system developed past like 1985

balmy condor
#

just to see if you can make it

vestal wren
#

tik toks are usually shorter than 2 minutes ^^

deft flicker
#

Or maybe they are. Never bothered checking that

strange python
#

So they say use Flagellation on Icy veins but not on subtely? I figured that ability would be really good

royal lantern
#

there was an discovery a week ago that made other talents "better"

#

for sublety, you can or cant play flag, both build are equal tbh, its just that no-flag is recommended cus less buttons=less chance to do mistakes

vestal wren
#

whats wrong with flagallation

#

basically can play 3 talent combos, and 2 of them are actually good

#

(sry rotten )

royal lantern
#

not sorry

#

fuck the rotten lol

vestal wren
#

that sounds wrong

balmy condor
royal lantern
strange python
#

(Just like to use Shadowland abilties when they gave them in our rotations lol)

limber lion
royal lantern
#

y'all are more horny then me sometimes

#

actually impressive

deft flicker
#

Ye

balmy condor
#

my god

#

I would never

#

how dare you insinuate such a bold claim!

scarlet orbit
balmy condor
#

yeah

#

that's plater

scarlet orbit
#

could you share it? tried to make something like that but failed...

blazing jewel
#

wait hold on

#

whispyr swaps tauren

#

boss dies

#

??????

#

the missing link

vestal wren
#

you should switch to tauren too

blazing jewel
#

close to the same damage

#

and not a cow

vestal wren
#

you miss out on the extra hp

blazing jewel
#

thats a healer mechanic

vestal wren
#

that you need because you forget that the hitbox is bigger and fail dodging shit

royal lantern
#

blizzard should still kill racials in any instanced content

balmy condor
#

the plater and the wa as well are here

balmy condor
#

I think I also go velf though

blazing jewel
#

1k dps was the missing X factor

balmy condor
#

now that I don't need my lockout

#

brother it was more than 1k

blazing jewel
balmy condor
#

I was cranking hard today

#

left was tuesday

#

even just comparing p1's

#

it was +5500

#

just outta nowhere

#

no clue why

#

I swapped my heroic beacon for my heroic bomb dispenser

#

and swapped tauren

#

oh and used augment runes I guess

#

but llike

#

5500

#

kinda a ton

#

I was up 13k in p2 overall KEKW

#

man what the fuck was I doing on tuesday

royal lantern
#

crying

#

malding

balmy condor
#

I do that every day

#

I got CE today and during the kill pull I was malding

spice surge
#

Just getting better uptime and playing better

blazing jewel
#

Whispyr I have something for you

balmy condor
#

died on kill pull and the first words out of my mouth were "fucking son of a bitch I hope we wipe"

#

I'm literally just perma-mald

blazing jewel
#

What the fuck was this p1

balmy condor
#

HUHHHHHHHHH?

#

I had this cranker p1 today

#

but 145 is crazy

blazing jewel
#

I mean that’s maybe just a gear diff or something

#

I think I have a few ilvls

balmy condor
#

I'm trying to find my highest p1

#

I think it was that

#

yeh

#

lot of 130's

#

that's the only pull I have over 140

blazing jewel
#

I think I was averaging 130ish for p1

#

On mobile so it’s hard to sort

balmy condor
#

we're chucklin

blazing jewel
#

Average p1 for all pulls past p1 was 132 tonight

#

145 AINTNOWAY

#

Had to have been the music or something

balmy condor
#

my average p1 tonight was 129.8

blazing jewel
#

Wait hold on

balmy condor
#

gear diffy

blazing jewel
#

You aren’t using beacon

balmy condor
#

despair

blazing jewel
#

That’s probably why

#

P1 looks worse

balmy condor
#

yeah turns out my 447 dice

#

actually just beat it

hollow dirge
#

btw, for people rocking beacon/bomb combo, probably worth 2s prepull beaconing into vanish into normal rotation, not a major difference, but cd comes back up faster, and you get bomb charges into boss faster too.

balmy condor
#

it's not

#

do not

#

that's int

hollow dirge
#

because?

balmy condor
#

because this is when I vanish on sark and nelth

#

you fucked yourself out of a vanish cast

#

for 0 good reason

#

other than prepulling beacon for fun

#

instead of just casting it 5 seconds into your opener

hollow dirge
#

well on specific bosses where you can't follow the regular cds, might not be good

#

but otherwise, I see no problem with it

balmy condor
#

yeah you're right

#

lets just do a different opener

#

and make a bad habit

#

so when we get to a boss

blazing jewel
#

There isn’t much benefit because all the raid fights that won’t give you an extra cast

balmy condor
#

that doesn't work

hollow dirge
#

I have no habbit issues, I plan my shit out

balmy condor
#

we can then do the old way

#

now I learned how to do 2 things

#

for no benefit

#

instead of just doing 1 thing every time

hollow dirge
#

well to each their own, I have no trouble changing an opener for difference in two buttons every now and then

balmy condor
#

it's not about your ability to do so

#

it's about why would you

hollow dirge
#

because I like not casting during nice energy overflow

balmy condor
#

you're suggestion changing something that gives no benefit and is objectively worse on like half the fights in the raid

#

what's the point

hollow dirge
#

in fact, I hate casting. in fact, as soon as I have better, throwing the beacon out

balmy condor
#

instead of just being consistent and doing the same thing every pull, now you're adding thought into something that didn't need any thought

#

it's just

#

why

#

why would you do that

hollow dirge
#

i told you why, and you might not have the same preference and thats fine too

balmy condor
#

idk

#

it sounds giga insane to me

#

to complicate something like that

#

but whatever floats your boat

hollow dirge
#

for me, complication is casting during cds

#

not casting prior to cds

#

but as I said, to each their own

balmy condor
#

you think going gar snd mut rup beacon

#

is more complicated

#

than prepull beacon vanish gar

#

it's not even in cooldowns

#

every cooldown comes afterwards

#

idk man

#

if you're happy with it, you're happy with it

#

but don't recommend it to people like some insider tech

#

that gets me boiling

hollow dirge
# balmy condor you think going gar snd mut rup beacon

i do indeed. with the fact that boss mechanics might come in too, and delaying might mean you just poped another bomb via macro. or alternative, get another keybind in for bomb so it doesent happen, which is also more complicated

#

and you boiling means I might not be as hungry as I was just now

balmy condor
#

please

#

list any fight in the last 5 expansions

#

where a mechanic screws you over

#

in the first 5 seconds

hollow dirge
#

oh don't get me wrong, but I don't want to go there, as it's the least relevant point anyway

balmy condor
#

You’re the one who brought it up wtf you mean you don’t want to go there

hollow dirge
#

either way, complication only comes from you having a habbit of doing something else, so it's more complicated to do this another thing. outside of that, its by no means more complicated

hollow dirge
ancient laurel
#

just a quick question, are there any good trinkets in the new megadungeon?

hollow dirge
#

for sure

balmy condor
#

Aight

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Good talk I guess

subtle tundra
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i have NEVER popped bomb before beacon

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not once.

hollow dirge
subtle tundra
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no, i dont have bomb

untold mortar
jovial verge
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mood

hollow dirge
untold mortar
ancient laurel
balmy condor
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I remember nothing happening until like 25 seconds in

blazing jewel
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Who the fuck is iron juggernaut

balmy condor
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Boss from siege of orgrimmar

blazing jewel
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Bro that’s like 19 years ago

hollow dirge
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been a while for sure 😄

balmy condor
untold mortar
blazing jewel
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Kazzara probably had more mechanics than that boss

untold mortar
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but prolly no