#assassination
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???
it's 74 when i don't get HTO or FTH procs

Seen enough logs at 128-140 apm. That was pre nerf but still. F that shit lol
logs apm 
My fingers will fall off
Thats because ruthlessness is counted as a separate cast.
Outlaw has a fixed 1s gcd reduced to 0.8s in AR.
If you think anyone is legit hitting over 80 you don't know how the spec works.
you want another guess?
spam that key to generate them style points
no
I wanna finish eating my sandwich
if thats okay with you
what kinda sandwhich?
that made me hungry
Ham and mayo
120%
basic
smoked turkey and provolone
w/ spicy brown mustard

I have no idea how close they are. Just assuming it needs a lot.
roast beef, chicken, and meunster
bro now im hungry too
I'll let you know once this sim finishes
provolone hits different
can we have a channel to share recipes?
pick up @earnest remnant and come over
đ
we do #assassination
oh shit! come here u racoon we got sandwhiches to eat @earnest remnant
no one really believes those leaked notes right?
Can you now do 120%?
smoked provolone goes hard
no one also doesn't not believe the leaked notes
bro why is cheese so good
it activates the same part of the brain as cocaine does
bruh i'm lactose intolerent and can't keep away from it 
notes are weird, they usually dont type shit out like that
so am I

wdym
why wouldn't it
Buff for ttb and arterial?
tiny toxic/arterial
shiv is like
the most reasonable one on that list
it doesn't really do much
the better question is
but logically it's the most sound
considering it's from some random in the outlaw channel who said some DH he knows told him, I'm not sure why people would even consider it could be real? or has this happened before?
yeah, sorry thats what I meant
change ttb to "super duper tiny toxic blade"
i mean if theyre real then im sad cuz shows how out of touch they are . if theyre not real im sad cuz no tuning
20% seems ... arbitrary low number that looks believable
so really its doom doom for me
someone send my resume to blizzard
patch note leaks happen all the time
doesn't seem odd that it wasn't in todays notes?
this is omega depresso
today didn't have tuning
Fair enough
there's no ptr build
the key depletion at the start of season 2 was leaked just recently even
max also said ptr is tomorrow
so it does happen
Hasn't that chinese dude called like the last 3 expacs?
so I guess we wait and see tomorrow
yea he's had a scary high accuracy on them
he said most likely tbf
thanks blizzard max
he wasn't ever 100% accurate
I have no idea who Max is
it's max
but he was like 80%+
fingers crossed? :c
fair
i think you replied to the wrong post
liquid maximum?
yeah sorry
formerly limit maximum
lizard maximum
demo nerf by 5%
compensation buff of 15% on something else equaling it out
KEKW
and AKA Pepsi Max?
pepsi max is just coke zero's red headed step cousin
He gets them right enough that I am open to believe he has a source and between getting the leaks himself and the release of expac dev direction changed slightly.
change my mind
diet coke is better than both anyhow
Pepsi > coke
isnt that a good thing
yeah it's super sus how accurate he is
make another sandwhich
:o
I'm trying to keep my figure
also pepsi ain't beter than coke
@spice spire 's dad is shallow
you already got that figure 8 bro
i'll make you some chilli 
skilll issue
pepsi and coke are equally terrible so
taste issue
god I love this channel
gotcha, thanks for the replies
Strawberry Pepsi > everything else.

LOL
yo based. vanilla cherry coke is bis
im going to hazard a guess
i have strawberry vanilla Dr Pepper right now

So good
i don't care for it much tbh
can't really get into Dr P
A bunch of restaurants here in the UK have these all in one fountains for stuff like (diet) pepsi/fanta things. But you can add additional flavours. Lime/raspberry/strawberry.
taste whatever
OH
oh yeah
yeah some places have those here
i like regular Dr P
the cool fountain machines
u mean the 5 guys ones?
same
sprite's a banger
strawberry sprite?
sprite tastes like static
eyooo
well I actually enjoy sparkling water
that's what makes it good wdym
ditto
me đ¤ tv static water
didn't say it was bad
Nah. I normally see them in carveries.
static hits hard
ooh
5 guys has them w/ coke products here
Different carvery chains as well.
absolutely best thing to ever happen to soft drinks
5 guys in UK got them flavors
all kinds
Yeah. Its all Pepsi here.
plus free refills
how dare u
okay
its like this
the sonic near where i live has failed health inspections 3 times in my lifetime so i kind of dont go to sonics anymore
so fragment is the play @balmy condor
I no longer live near a 5 guys. Or go outside.
no way around it?
relatable
pepsi> coke> dr pepper=sprite
unless you get forever unlucky with vault
ez
I'm assuming
you have everything backwards brother
fragment simmed similar to papa anshul and class trinket tho
Dr Pepper is BiS from my local pizza place. They can't replace it with a shitty diet version.
coke => sprite => pepsi => and dr pepper
Need the sims
i will force you to drink Pilk Hombre
for coke v pepsi?
No thatâs already known
thats different

ya but people dont believe me when i say
pepsi>coke
so they need sims
Okay okay. Hearme out. Anyone else do a coke/sprite mix?
Whenever my company moves me I always see which suburb has a Chipotle before I house hunt
I certainly donât
YORUE wrong!
but it's fake news that
yorue
Someone link me the hyperlink thing you can do now in discord
i win
The typo was part of the caps and dramatic affect
i can DM you
Now affect
but it wont be a hyperlink
Might have got me there
Iâm gonna be honest

I think itâs like Google
Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking for.
That is my gif now.
But idk how to connect it
Anyone who unironically likes Dr Pepper has something seriously wrong with them
wouldnt go that far m8
sleeper bis
[Whispering Incarnate Icon]
its the bbq of soft drinks
I am gonna use that a lot.
Damn still isnât in my vault
hands down
Got it
even beyond vanilla coke
Thanks
Dr Pepper tastes like pepto
is Grape Fanta
Cream sodas are trash tier
Wtf is pepto?
i second this ^^
is this some boomer beverage im too zoomer to understand?
stomach medicine
That one is anyway idk about Fanta
Hang on. No one mentioned the god king fizzy drink.
Irn Brew
Pepto bismol is my favorite beverage
idk what that is so i cant comment
I'm reporting you to homeland security
I got turned off from Fanta because of their dumb fuck commercials in the early 2000's
well I guess you didn't wanta fanta afterall
No one else here drink Irn Bru?
i do
bro isn't that the weird scottish drink
Who is that? Is he hot?
yes
It was just a Fanta see
peru here
inca cola is secondary bis
Truly
any mexican soft drink is bis tbh.

Bros and sister, low key fr fr on God, I tried a drink called water today, it blew my fucking mind
pepsi> incacola> dr p> fanta pineapple>sunkist orange> mexican coke> grapefruit> rootbeer>coke>sprite
this is the biss list
anything else is wrong by default
I see a lot of Mexican candy at work; so much spicy
bruh this list is giving me an aneurism
I do like Jarritos
water is the poor mans drink
Wtf is inca cola
mexican candy out here deceiving people
bite into it expecting sweet
you get Mucho Caliente instead
I've never seen someone drink one of those and it's always fully stocked everywhere I go
Proper filtered water is great. Tap water is real hit and miss depending on where you are.
peru soft drink
Im kinda proud of this discussion, all this talk about soft drinks and no one has mentioned lean yet.
At least here in the UK.
tastes like bubblegum and squirt
good drink when your partying
drinking out the sink
bro wtf is lean
Ok I was about to say
Where else do you get water?
Did lean mean something else to other people
the sky
some cough syrup as well
Because itâs drugs here lmao
Well considering every mascot is some form of pepper
Whispyr was it tough writing up that why you should play sin section on Wowhead?
it's basically a drug cocktail tbh
I don't go outside much.
drink cough syrup if you want to get high like that
dont be a pussy by watering it down
thats like the russian roulette of drinks. one sip and pray to allah u wake up tmrw
bold of you to assume i'm smart enough to put 2+2 together 
We already know how math goes in outlaw channel
dont blue balls us whispyr
Yeah this message must be a banger
whispyr out here coooookin
Not sure why I looked at the patch notes, although the rogue section was absolutely hilarious
vodka monster will work just as well
I'd say ask Zeross about the maths in Outlaw but I think he's still muted.
monster
not the mute
next you'll tell me you drink coke
Grow up and drink scotch and snort coke
would drink tequila instead but nearly killed myself finishing a bottle and a half
so i'm scared of it now fr fr
fr fr
Do you have to freeze the coke first or can I just pour it on a table and snort it still liquid?
ah well thats one way to stop drinking
Bro whispyrâs cooking fr
scotch and coke snorting? thats pussy shit
like a toddler can do that
noballs no cap, fr on god, vibing checking, no bitches, L
Doesn't matter as long as it's done on a printed out rogue spreadsheet
first year uni my friend and i finished a bottle together when bored. we went to her tutorial at 6pm drunk af, took us a solid 45 minutes in the tutorial to realize they were talking about gender studies not physics and we were in the wrong room.
you wanna know the most hard core drink is? the most EXTREEEME drug?
good times
shit is dangerous on god
love and affection
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Oh Jesus
jesus
He cooked
warn us first whispyr
does this also include the fancy graphics from the current faq?
True
nah graphics in pins don't work
Leaked buffs?
Thatâs some good cooking
LEAK THE LEAKED LEAKS 
fair. currently though the title stuff doesnt show for me and i don't think the hyperlink is appearing right. could just be a me thing
otherwise the info is gucci
yeh send an update on your thing
Not 184k hm
should work
don't have anymore pc updates and it shows up on mobile with no updates there either
strange fr
weird
how does it look on your screen?
thanks whispp :D
It doesnât show up on either for me with no available updates
So idk itâs just cursed
It looks good though in the screenshot
that works for me
wait what is going on
Yeah I could see it yesterday
yeah ddoesnt show for me

was working earlier
discord nice
Itâll work eventually
oooo slimy decay boots?!? toxic decay gear?!? time for u to start spec'ing into those decay portable work benchs for me friend cx

I'm still working on salts
i can't wait to craft all of my rogue friends gear :D
might not have many of those soon
Need u on MG
might be diverse class friends on god
Need u on DN
I knew leveling toxic gear would pay off eventually
Omw my way
it always paid off honestly
the mail -decay gear was bis i guess for a lot of classes
or maybe i just had many many people want venom steep stompers for some reason
Evoker used it at one point
I crafted a few but most of my crafting done was the cowl
Idk if they still do
wait @spice spire youre on US - MG?
scared to ask
Yea
ask what
as in moongaurd? dude no way which guild I have so many friends there
Malâganis
oH
MOONGUARD
HAHAHAHA
THE MEOWING LORE
I forget moonguard is popular too
Moonguard 
all the pros are
bro this man meowing im like def moongaurd
Goldshire enjoyer
Lil bro had to meow at me one more time
we all meet up in goldshire to talk raid strats
@spice spire transfer moonguard so I can meow at you
dude all rogue guild Moongaurd lets go
I can craft all the lifebound stuff on MG
rp incouraged
what's DN...
..
I actually have a moonguard character
NA? 
Malganis NA yep
poggg
Huge
DN is an abbreviation for "Diameter Nominal" which is a rough translation of mm from imperial sizes on vales
it's also the country code for Denmark
pog ur free
Every single lw in my guild went mail and didnât attempt past like week 4
lol
Sounds good
Iâm rolling off of inscription, it fucked me too hard 
oh thnak god. thought you were going to say something else 
how did it fuck you hard?
Yeah bro he just needs me in Denmark stat
He tried to be a deck scammer
I borked my tree
Unlucky
oh yeah nah, I would never imply that DN stands for deez fat fucking engorged nuts ready to burst, hanging in your throat like you're choking on a grape
Bro?
dffenrtb doesnât have quite the same ring to it

holy BOMB
appreciate you holding back

Sometimes I regret using discord
I've been waiting to use my Flavor Pocket, would wrists be a good choice then?
Because now I can never run for public office
runes? like vantus?
Seek help
yep
Yeah except
I went everywhere but vantus man
Like
I went comically bad
i promise you
Lmao
there isnt a single skill tree i havent found a way to level up with
send me your best shot my friend
Iâll send it when I can get on tomorrow 
i am prepared
tailoring without garmentcrafting
I went down the toy tree in engineering, scammed a bunch of people by selling zapthrottle for dumb prices, then rerolled to alchemy for longer flasks
Never looked back
LOL
engi is...complicated
got baited beyond what i thought was humanly possible
I was selling zapthrottles for 50-75k each at the start
Then once the market got flooded I dipped
at least you dont get 1/3 of the points everyone else does
Moved to the caiman isles
even the damn tp is dog cause i had to triangulate it 
I think Iâm still negative on earnings with engi
Youâre the only one who can help me, sir quake
How can I help you friend?
not even madea from could pull me out

I want to say from the tyler perry movies
guy said Madea


hey speaking of crafting, how is that incense coming along whisp?
she's a strong and large lady
prices have skyrocketted, theyre like 130 now per 1 

you're bad
same
one of the bad ones
no update available 
lmao
Yeah same shit

still no
why did my message
Single double and triple all work
Yeah itâs weird
Get deleted?
just catching Ls here
Just different sizes
because it's auto filtered
cause we disabled it for non CF
get fucked idiot
Login
too much head 
who needs headers anyway
Oh I thought it was cause I said benis
you sure did
by Zac of all peeps
how
outlaw don't go crazy challenge (impossible difficulty, insanely hard, you will lose)

Did you know Zac cooks his pasta via microwave

you're talking to a man who microwaved a frozen egg and then cracked it on his counter
if that's how he likes it whats the issue
this is zac's whole personality now
We somehow found someone with a worst food bit than you somehow
That and being fr*nch
Wtf
what?
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 
Yeah thatâs not worse than the nuggies
quake got a problem reading the room
real
Cursed lore
I'm scared now
hot
You donât know cursed lore buddy
wait until @lucid birch drops the tea on the nuggies situation

Reddit post worthy stuff
I wonât speak on it
thats..
theorycrafting does things to people, man
i just dont think thats bad idk
Doesnât need to be said in public
With milk?
@gusty mirage how do you and guy get the hate??? 
poe time, log on babe
yeah i mean
Fuck you are so right

soosh

u microwave your chicken nuggets
hate all u want
I mean to each their own

I'm mean to people
not whispyr at 4am his time mean
but still mean
whats wrong with putting pasta in the microwave
used to wake up for work
Bro ur not a sink
?
but surely frozen microwave egg is worse?
To initially cook
open up discord on my phone
Not to reheat
see whispyr shitting on someone
Oxi muted me for a day once
if my pizza was getting stale cause it's leftovers, sometimes I use milk as a dipping sauce for my pizza

i didnt think a microwaved egg would smell worse then the dead
it was not a day
Oxi blocked me for a week once

it is quite literally the worst thing i have smelled

because you're a mental terrorist
bro what is going on in here
ok i dont do this but
since were sharing
oxi has only been nice to me
Yeah and?
CURSED FOOD TOPICS RN WTF
i like to drink mustard
i like eating cold pizza with milk
He wants nudes from u
?
all I'm saying is that the people I'm mean to
seem to all have something in common
and that is...?
- they like torturing me
what?
They play mage
đ¤¨
RH administration exposed
2 they are not me
and they never watched cocaine bear with me
JUST SAYING
whats cocaine bear
^bear on cocaine raving
mid movie
awful movie
Gay club thing
I hate mustard, but I'll get mustard on my hotdogs so you can lick it off bb
not enough cocaine
cocaine bear in name only on god
mmm sounds like a plan for tonight papi
but I got to watch it with Stealthi :3
it was probably the worst birthday present he'll ever get
cocaine bear kinda sucked
I liked it better when this was a cat picture channel
couldve been worse
kinda?
I can just edit it bitch @gusty mirage
weeb
Fuck
get out
LOL
your getting to the good part
dont stop
opc
kaido fight
what is this green background
its assa chat, the only thing more dead is this spec
means you're not caught up. you got some watching to do 
in case he tries to delete it
shopped
Itâs fake
even if he does, I have it in the bot log
Because of the pixels
fabrication
so you are saying my 2d waifu is fake?
damn bro

@gusty mirage
what are these so called leaked buffs?
@spice spire
@spice spire harass

Dont sip the leaked buff juice
Its bad for you
Wish youâd send himass
he has to not want it for it to be harassment

Snow
is that legal speak
quake loves it when you call him the english term for papi and he loves pictures of toes
send them to him
Pops?
and meowing at him
english term for papi?
yeah he loves meowing
I get a dm request from dsnow I will deny it
Father?
close
I think I still have pictures of when I dropped a desk on my toe and lost a toenail

Should I send those
Youâre not a good liar
Papa?
at least hes not calling you
Daddy chill
Itâs 11 actually
Daddy chill!
4 am gang
Iâve been corrected. My penis has gone concave
Good evening, it is about 9:57 PM
GOT EM
retreated through the back
uwu daddy quake meows seductively
with that said
im gonna see myself out
đ¸
peace
!mute @earnest remnant 1m this is warranted
unreal

raccoon catching strays
Crazy how I have 30 dunes prepped and Iâm on the couch @gusty mirage

login bro
channel crucible to 100%
LOGIN
get one tapped by the spider 6 times
LOGIN
sick mechanic
I have two unique weapons I donât fuck with crucible
you should
Bye sis
just be better 
Iâm aware
see
jesus christ what is that
we big money flexing right now
@spice spire
Damn you guys really started poe to find realz again huh
man brought up someone's doctorate
that is a mirror tier shield my friend
Mirror fee shield
Didnt know we were this desperate for buffs
leaking DMs smh my head

Bro I swear to god. I want to be a father
That mf calls me daddy, theyâre going back in
ayo
?????
I think you'd be a fantastic father, fwiw
You are making this way too easy
goo goo ga ga
father calm down
What that rat supposed to call you then
all I'm saying, is he gives me the most shit
I hate you mfs (except oxi, thank you)
reddit post behviour
making PapaQuake? what?


me trying to not catch strays
note to self: keep serious responses to dms
nyaaaa
@lucid birch someone said mean things about me on reddit, can you beat them up for me
I guess man. That was a very honest response and this mf blows me up in #assassination 
Guess we gotta do damage somewhere
Golazooo
No shot you are famous enough for Reddit
bro I didn't think so either
He got name dropped man
@spice spire

Daddy I have another sin improvement
Then yea I can rough em up
imagine letting some shitter washed up rogue ruin your time on the internet



is Quake just unironically just associated with Daddy now?

never again
that was my first mute i think on this server, id say that was well worth it
You know how sim has two daggers right
needed a little laugh
Thereâs lore you donât know pal
waynoaint exclusive emoji
A talent that replaces dtb
From u of all people
Sin rogue on one leg holding a dagger with bare toes
I'd pay good money to see stealthi do this in a video
I mean wait what
gotta respect doing it for content
Weirdage
Bro what
Iâm trying to improve sin
no need to kink shame
Not make vids
This isnât kink related
you said weirdage
At all
Oh true
like a raccoon?
Stelthie post pics


Stealthi been posting pics
Heâs literally a raccoon
Does he watch one piece?

Too much man
Alrighty sorry lol
Not in spec channels
@earnest remnant do you watch one piece

I know a good one piece server
no i do not
@earnest remnant you single atm?
Boo
Np if I thought it was an actual issue outside of âhey donât do thatâ Iâd be mean 
5/10 regardless of outside appearance
I'm just saying, if I wasn't old and crusty and if I was hot
I'd be stealthi
but alas
I'm old crusty and fugly
is the only emote rogue needs
it be that way
oxi saying hes not hot 
No fancy spinning skeletons
BRO DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE AT WORK OR SOMETHING?
tf

đ
Gonna keep it a buck. One piece Iâm only watching because of sunk cost fallacy. Itâs good, but the length of the series means at best it can be a 7/10
no, ive seen pics of you habibi
And itâs a 6/10

Nah I called one piece a 6/10
People gotta watch it before the one piece is revealed
Oxi youâre every inch/10
I plead the fifth
millimeter*
Or else the magic goes away
When is it getting revealed though

his mm?
Dog Iâm 1k episodes in and Idk what this means man
bro why am I playing poe









