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This is also something that doesn't really ever get reprinted in full
there's someone at the lgs that i used to play at weekly that played elves every single week without fail
such a good archetype
Aight I’m moving more shit all day tomorrow.
Have a great night OT, I enjoyed our chat papis 
👍
bai have fun
Based. McDonald’s fries are too salty

"I just flew in and boy are my arms tires" - Michelin Man
102
Written puns are the best
Puns in general are great
https://i.imgur.com/8puwYVq.png how many days off is this from unity ?
i put on contract and am doing world tour wq
man thats so slow
2k with campaign done?
lucked out with DMF
yea thats w/ campaign done

if you do raid at least on normal it wont take you more than 2 weeks
you can get like 10k rep a week or so i think
you get rep from the raid?
Dawg i wake up and i see this https://twitter.com/tettles1/status/1515169481642889218?s=21&t=qJJglbxUxtNOLa9lWsALBw
you have to do raid to even do it in 2 weeks
yes
yeah you get rep from a lot of shit
This kinda tweet should be forbidden by law
unless youre gonna be killing 20 rares a day lol
well at the values from everything else
im more of a necrolord bf tbh :skullbruh:
50 and mini bosses 50 each too
isnt jailer alot? or is that just his quest
bro is tweaking

the quest is 1k
jailer has a 1 time quest ye
like, unity being on belt rly fucking me on catching up
she an angel she just like a kyrian
😔
o shit i lied she a smurf
crimson rune goes on belt, its on my hands rn
but one of my only tier pieces rn is hands

ye
and thats your main
i just came back like, last week
nice blood dk is quite op

they do more st than WW monks
its definitely more OP with tier
ive done a few runs with guild the past few weeks but they think its too rat to come to heroic this week
and idk if they're doing normal alt run anymore
so its like
:/
i think i need to spam streets?
i have to do weekly 15s and let that carry me
so ur welcome to join if your na horde lol
i am actually
but like my mage is a bit rat right
its not crazy rat but its kinda rat
im pretty much the same ilvl
i at least have unity 291
which is good
if you actually want to take me along for a key im kinda down
Meow
ye i need to farm for pieces anyway
shes my queen
p sure the streets tank trinket is disgusting so
idk it was pretty easy
i had a group brick it on a 15 with 1 wipe
that key is scary
timer is rough
ok so you want to group up
in lfr atm but i can drop
o
up2u

@hot crystalgg ez key, im always down for more so hmu
warrior was worried about threat
certified joedead moment
idk
but yeah that was a nice clean fun key
yeah keys dont feel awful when you have gigadam
wahh wahh I can cook
wahh wahh
such a thing of the past
mfs flexing they can put salt in water and boil shit
brother just order
no need for cooking in 2022
what do u do if she broke tho
Facts
or you could be a grown up and develop a skill
Asking for belly rubs
is this donkey kong soundtrack?
cookings dope honestly
cheaper than ordering
wahh wahh
ye
eventually that shit is just not affordable
eating out all the time
i mean like eating out is cool too
maidenless behaviour
i like experiencing food
if you're gonna cook for yourself you might as well be good at it
everyone cooks for themself except dudes with personal chefs and twitch streamers
bro im watching house and i see this kid thats deadass just a side character cameo n shit and its freddy from icarly
holy
the funny thing is skip the richest people I know are the cheapest fuckers you will ever meet
how can you guys actually take what skip says serious tho

my mans just tryna get a fat meme off
lmfao
bro wow players are down bad
i came back and now im gettin thirsty dms just bc of my name lmfao
oh its not just wow players
call yourself gothbich in any game and you would get treated the same
of course some games have voice which makes it easier to figure out if youre actually a girl or not
this never happened before
its only recently 
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266347072012156928/964822834037805116/unknown.png someone just linked this and
holy fuck bro
is this guy ok
someone whispered me ages ago just cause I use "crazy cat lady" title
raid came out jan 4th
Playing for parses

if you cleared every week
In a game that is so trivial
reminds me I need to finish msq
ur clear on how much that is
And where people care even less about them
people care a lot about them
he really likes the raid what can we say
no theyre addicted to seeing 
And i love how phoenix is the lowest number of pulls
Nobody wants to do that dogshit they call a fight

groups that do this usually just pick a fight to farm until they get the run they want
prolly just havent done that one yet
i mean id be sick of a fight doing it that many times so fast too
Everything is bright orange, all spells are bright orange
My head legit hurts after some pulls
+it drags on for WAY to long
i just hate that the OST goes so hard
every time i hear it i want to play again
but there's nothing for me there
every patch its just worse
i mean shit the new primal this patch literally is like, half a fight
god i sound like the wow players huh

i dont even care they lower complexity for a lot of the classes i more hate they make them baby mode
I mean, not liking the many bad choices they make is legit
it's like
you're playing a dragoon and they add a buff, blood of the dragon, which you extend via using your combo skills
except like
you don't think about it
at
all
Fking summoner
when you cast geirskogul to enter your life of the dragon window, it starts at MAX duration
People that say bm hunter is easy should play summoner
Nooooo odo, gameplay is giga hard cus you have slightly more buttons >:c
imagine you hit your vanish and the only buttons you can hit are fucking envenom and garrote
that's ff
theyre the only ones that let you press them until u do
I rember when somone tried to explain me why blm is the most complicated gameplay in a mmo ever
And halfway i just noticed
He describes arcane mage
Nothing more lol
i would argue that an older version of BLM is a better version of arcane mage
but current blm?
people are so delusional, the class has the ability to do 7 gcds in a row with instant casts, before you include the procs that you can save
7 gcds in ff is like
fuckin
15 seconds
15 seconds of FREE movement
You need to place your rune in the RIGHT MOMENT so that you can do max casts for dmg and dont get fucked from movment!
Aka
Every caster ever
What the fuck is an older version of black lives matter
In every game

Oh my god
lmfao
literal ff1
Im sure blm is a older movment lol
this used to hold more true for blm than it does now howeever
back when you coul drop your onichan and be fucked for long periods of time
but you can't now
you set yourself back like 30 seconds max
yes
people always called it that lmfao
+i still dont understand why one of the rotations that actually has a bigger fuckup potential and is more engaging
Is on a tank lol
idk man
hi

!newmain
New main: Fire Mage.
35: Stormbrain IQ Classification: Imbecile
thats not
!newmain
New main: Destruction Warlock.

is demo the best atm?

I have no fuckin idea
me neither 
i mean who cares..its ranged lol
the target cap doesnt really affect boss dps does it
5-10 hours. I think it was 7.5 on hunter and I was casually leveling.
anyone have an invite link for the monk discord btw?
just google peak of serenity
pog, thanks
long still eh?
less than a hour a level doesn’t seem long.
i did treads of fate. qued for dungeons and just did my own thing while waiting.
!pf
!pf me
you in the morning looking for your choccy cereal
I eat mysli with yoghurt
myseli?
gonna eat you tomorrow
😳
nova pictures 
I asked yesterday got ignored. maybe seli and nova are fighting.
reminder that seli and nova are the same person


attempting to take a nap when living with border collies.
wake up lets go out daddy
if worked enough, no
but the one is just turning a year, and I had just gotten home with a migraine. winning combo. lol
right now they’re both just laying down chilling.
bunch of cuties


:(
!tox
320: raz is hazardous toxic.
!iq
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loooong cat
adorbsies 
this cat literally saved me from depression bro
this shit crazy$
also, does anyone knows anything about proteine drinks ? heard it was good for weight gain
imagine standing there
taking photos
instead of rubbing that belly
actual criminal
dont u think i did that
clearly not enough cuz you had time to take pictures

@soft pendant ayo boss u know anything about proteine drinks ? is it a good idea to gain weight
eat more food to gain weight
use protien drinks if youre not hitting protien macro
i mean anything in liquidform is easier for weight gain cus more kcal before feeling full
thats why ppl who wanna adds weight drink gainer for example in addition to their regular meals
protien supplemnets (unless a mass gainer) dont have a lot of cals. just the protien cals
5:30 am fortnite go crazy
cal in > cal out
you gain weight
mass gainers are generally just crap calories, better off just getting mcdonalds or some shit
i cant
how so?
do milkshakes
how many calories are you eating?
you can change macros to adjust for metabolism
honestly idk but i eat pretty healthy/balanced most of the time
just not a lot
track your calories for 2 weeks and then ask again, you're probably under eating
and can adjust what youre eating
same reason perople cant lose, they dont realize the actual numbers going in
oh i am under eating but as i said i cant eat a lot
like i just get full super quick and i cant swallow anything when it happens
that's why i thought drinks might help
obv it's not ideal
but you have no idea what youre actually eacting macronutrient wise so you need to find that out
nobody here will magically fix that if that is the case u just have to force feed urself
how much exercise/working out do you do flower
just like ppl having to lose weight have to force themselves to stop eating
at some point you literally just eat
i wasn't asking anyone to fix that dawg just if anyone knew if proteine drinks were fine
but if youre doing 90% carbs and just burning them up that's why youre not wanting to eat
or if you're eating too much fat, etc
random more cals when you already have the mindset of cant wont help much
protein drinks wont do much for you as you prolly have very little muscle and its like the lowest kcal compared to other sources
aight
i'm gonna go see a professional anyway for this
no bigger professionals then random people on the internet flower

hey I could have told him he's a diabetic. no hunger and skinny can be a sign of uncontrolled type 1
lol
bet he is living with a tapeworm
you mean cancer
u dont need any science to gain weight just eat
its always cancer
i struggle with adding weight for a long time, my endocrine system was just fucked
@tropic skiff let us know which cancer research fund to donate to
need to gain weight? let me introduce you to America

on a more serious note, are you working out?
if you are, just take measuremenats and ignore the scale eat until you're full and track the calories youre eating. will give you best baseline for what's going on. the scale is stupid
a heavy workout will do good for hunger
doesnt even need to be heavy
but mentally getting hyper focused on just the scale is bad news bears
why are you pasting your own hot takes?
who the fuck are you, where it Hataro
The boss

I love her sm
not even his cat
pets it
pictures of him petting it
his own cat? no pictures of him petting it
but how do we know
when its never on video/photo?
we trust 
im a very distrusting person!

We even sleep together man
Belly rubs
that looks more like a photoshopped hoverhand tho 
like these "look at me and my girlfriend" kinda things
She’s the most loving cat i ever seen
Belly rubs can be dangerous beware

i like that she learned not to put her claws on when playing with me
she still bites tho
would u spent 99 cents for a sloppy
ok bro
i'm almost at the most dreaded zone in dark soul
crystal cave
i dont wanna do it bro
i dont want to
U know
this doesn't seem to be working super well rn
It's not that bad
Alternatively it could be the sloppy toppy your mom gave me last night 

what saved tomb is that nito is an absolute joke of a boss

Yeah Nito is kind of fucking lame fight wise
get in melee
u literally cannot get hit
u can just tank the big aoe and heal it
Yep

looks cool tho
Yeah he’s one of my favorite lords
so far my fav fight is ornsteinn and smough
But still
dope ass fight
by myself
i killed smough first
damn lol
Cause Super Smough is 
i tried it and i was more successful with smough
i mean P2 is just kinda easy anyway
But wow now you have access to Ornstein’s armor
as long as u get thru p1
i dont have it
WHERE
i killed the guy dawg

No
why are there some fire i can tp to and some i cant ?
It’s like major TP points
Other than the main ones
IIRC
Been a hot minute
Yeah nevermind it’s just the main ones
Natural weight gain or weight lifting base weight gain
natural weight gain
Protein is mostly for muscle building
You want mass gainer
It’s protein plus carbs plus everything else
I don’t know if my brand ships overseas let me find one
ON should be global
They do ship but I buy expensive stuff cause I can expense it at work
ON optimum nutrition is also good yeah
@tropic skiff mass gainer is also notoriously
How do I put this
Filled with shit? But like not in a bad way
So you don’t wanna buy some random one that’s low quality.
This is what I buy, it tastes delicious which is also a point of contention for workout supplements
REDCON1 MRE Protein Powder is made from whole food natural ingredients and real protein. Perfect for people who are whey intolerant.
ON is cheaper, Mina is right
@tropic skiff it’s important to do some kind of exercise tho or you’ll put on more fat than muscle. Like throw in minor cardio maybe
This right here carried me from 58kg to 70 ish
You don’t have to start lifting but do something ya know
it's not rly for muscle i just want to gain like 3/4 kg for xcomfort
Yeah but fat is fat man
Just turn it into muscle
Create good life habits early
My dad is 60 but works out everyday and could probably still kick my ass

i sadly cant really do sport
i used to want to be a runner when i was young i was pretty good 
Running is fine my guy
Ok then your solution is under serving the mass gainer
Most mass gainers are like “4 scoops: 50g protein, 50g carbs”
So you’ll wanna just do like half that. Half the serving size
One or two scoops a day, with some whole milk for flavor. IN ADDITION TO EATING
You’ll be good in a month
alrighty thank u boss
It can be used as a meal skipper if you take like 3-4 scoops, but do it sparingly.
You’re probably not eating enough for that yet
Yeah that’s what I mean. You’re just not eating enough
I’m in the same boat man it’s hard
I have two scoops in the morning for breakfast, throw one in with lunch, and have protein after gym
my cat saw a bee flying and now passionately look at the window hoping she'll be back 
Do you know what you’re looking at when you read nutrition facts?
Nvm that’s not important atm
sounds like a delightful problem to have ngl. I understand it can be rough tho. But for me it's the opposite. It was super hard to lose my overweight and I still need to be on a strict diet and workout 
being
ld doesn't help either
In that case we’re going the opposite direction
May I recommend a metabolism booster or possibly hydroxycut if you’re willing to lose five years of life

My buddy in undergrad took it for the ~aesthetic~
Because his heart was running a mile a minute all day
How did hydroxycut make it past testing that shit is so bad for you
just means there's a legal loophole so they can't get sued 
as if they cared about people's wellbeing

America is so crazy
@tropic skiff is already like 5% body fat
I wish man
How did he do it
I almost forgot what sugar tastes like 
Tastes good


damn


But yeah
When I was conditioning for my black belt test in 2017 I was eating like 90+ grams of protein a day
that works right
- other things
you're a ghost

you dont exist
True
Just eat a whole ben and Jerry's every night 
Fere RH Ghost
90 grams of protein is solid
I practically do

Shitting out 40 grams of it but still solid
Yeah I was conditioning for 3 months
Went from 130
To 131

Probably cause of my breakfast

I just need to look at a b&j and I gain weight
No

Well
Oh you were just straight chugging shakes
I mean
I was still eating carbs
But I don’t eat a lot of bread
Or other carbohydrates
Do some blow and Jobs to work it off after
That’s insane how can you not put on anything
Nutrition talk in ot 
solid advice 
Less fun when you have meetings all day
I didn’t even bulk up
!8 resub to wow?
ask again later.
I just got extremely toned
ok ask in a month

yeah that works
Ok that makes sense




Hey guys happy Friday! If you finished your tps reports please send them to me asap!
You are correct with the name, but still mine 
If anyone knows who’s taking @tropic skiffs lunch, please let mgmt know. He’s lost too much weight as is
he needs some american help
i can send some bandeja paisa his way too
only has like 6k calories
💀 my cat be trying to steal my lunch

Doesnt look very good 

-4yrs of life, +3kg
this screams united kingom
Attention east coast team, The office has beer again
dont tell me u see this and think british shouldn't be prosecuted for war crimes against taste
what british that is colombian
beans, eggs and weird looking meat
Get that peppa off of there
smh cant even see chicharrón and arepas
that is british
british dont even know that meat exists
fine dining
nah bandeja paisa is a main dish for like 2 or 3 people
Is it different than the store bought chip like ones
it has like 2kg of meat and things in it
Yes
Chip like ones suck
Ohh so I’m thinking of chicharronnes
Chicharron/torresmo are GOAT
But without the “es” it’s a new food?
ok imma start watching carlito's way
Watch superskinny vs fat or whatever its called and get inspo
chicharrones is like pork belly made into little chips chicarrón is like that picture the whole part in secuence
@soft pendant

what is that crop
you mean xenoblades 2
no
xenoblade 3 in september

xenoblade 2 we forget about
Based flower
listen i still have like 200h on xenoblade 2
because it's combat system and gameplay loop is pretty addictive
now it's story ? it's like so fucking bad i want to blind myself with a spike every time i dont skip a cutscene
love the gacha element in a single player game with no microtransaction
cuz the blade system is so insanely cool
And then has some really cool moments, just to shove the most fanservice shit down your throat fir no reason
i will commit unspeakable crimes on Rex
and whoever designed pyra and mythra

I HATE HER BRO I HATE HER
well i hate like every single char
except morag
morag is pretty cool i think
fuck i hated nopons in XC
and they somehow made them
10000 times worse
in the 2
ti's impressive
what i really want is xenogears remake
and xenosaga remake/sequel
the xenosaga thing will never happen tho if we're being real
way too niche
every char is
bro the main vilain for 3/4 of the game
looks like an american dad called Josh
yea lets not spoil things
who served in the marine
its not cuz most of the people that worked on xc1 didn't work on xc2
not the same chara designer
Shulk/ryan is such a good dynamic, they really feel like best childhood friends
and writer which is the wife of the director
who didn't work on xenoblade 2 or barely did
xc2 staff was a portion of the studio
cuz the other were on BOTW
just look at XC3 trailer and u can instantly see how much superior the narrative is
compared to the XC2 trailer
like ik it's just a trailer but it just looks so much better
anyway i have big hopes for xc3
I will meassure the game by how good the maincharacter will scream

also i want xenoblade X on switch bro
Bruh, you KNOW all the cutscenes where shulk screams into the Air
Wich is the best mix of dramatic and hilarious
man the trailer so fucking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iNpDKuYb8
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chills
But im confused about the world un xc3
there's still catgirls
(not nia)
On titans again?
it will tie xenoblade 1 and 2 together
seems to be a mix of the 2
my guess is ||they're in some kind of bridge world between the 2 ||
and|| at the end we'll reunite the worlds into one||
Nap time
I didnt see you on or I would have tagged ;p
@shell sparrow any grass touchers?
How bout a cuppa tea
I could take a cuppa
Sugar?
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Nah its caturday 
Zzzzzz
seeing angry dadsen in the elden ring chat is 
he woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed it's ok I hope his day gets better
how do I turn down the volume in the podcast

ok I got it
What is dn? I see it a lot but I don't know what it means. It looks like a joke or something I guess right?
oh no
not solo

dont nap
it's when you got an appointment coming around soon
but u tired
dont nap cuz u gonna sleep through ur appointment
hope that helps
It’s a snack
Where are the cat pictures
Mood
cursed
mood
kb blocked
just press hard on the cat
squish that cat
gif wont load :c
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Makes sense.
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did you see the guy at smash
playing with a guitar hero controller?
Watch btssmash4's clip titled "Melee player enters bracket with a Guitar Hero controller"
Yeah that shit's fucking hilarious
this kinda bangs actually

im getting mixed messages skip
japanese women murdering eachother

looks like it would hurt
geil
Me and who?
Guesses?
io is great
dm link please

parents walked in and the didn’t know?
Answer,










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nowadays ppl be postin pets everyday so i scroll OT
