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And then riot makes a second shooter game to compete with its own shooter game in attracting every racist egurl you've ever heard of.
2030 release

man i dont play that many video games anymore
Real
Yuuhhh
Too busy playing with men or what
part of being oldge
i am 21 shut the fuck up
playing video games all day = sad
(Respectfully)
oh my bad lmao
i just assumed you were unc gang
nah
Pocket fent
i aint dated a guy since start of the year
smh rookie numbers
hooked up with like two
Single peace arc
I believe my single peace arc is ending
it probably is
Looks fun

but he was so blessed in the nether regions that I genuinely wonder if he could ever be in a serious relationship
🦖
bruh
.
this the kinda shit you write in the diary
short answer "no", longer answer "if you really are willing to compromise on being sexually fulfilled yourself because you love someone yes, otherwise no"
personally i am not, so im just ran thru as fuck
this shit anonymous and doesnt effect me i can air it out
Food too tasty
Dih too big
u dont understand man
Bro what
yes
Yuh
This guy has a double dih
vaginal sex is just like, not an option
Yeah but if it's like one after the other not stacked on top of one another
Thats respect timmy
ok sorry i didnt want to start a convo into the technicalities of it
Thats respect
Its the motion of the lotion
GROK CAN DIH B 2 BIH?!
theres gotta be an age check on typing those words
Miz is 79
I pass the age check
If I acted my age I would be a rampant racist.
And i still got people calling me unc
2025 boomer talk
they called me an oldhead for streaming music from 2019
ok genuinely though
2018 was a peak year bro
i dont think ive streamed a song from before 2010 in a looong time
Is that pre-covid? Whack.
like long ass time
wow no way
you must have such a developed taste
no
Do u like never listen to classic shit
such an eye for raw talent
I remember reading about a guy with a huge hog that gave up on women because it was way way too big for them and started dickin down men
theres insanely good songs from back then
May 2011 - New 009 Single: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stuC5KN4IDk
i just have no uncs to put me on
p believable depending on your tastes
I totally listen to oldhead shit and like 2ks pop just for fun sometimes
timmy this is ur fault
i tried to stop you
and you doubled down
Lmao
idk what kind of men he was finding but

yall ever see that vid where there's this chick with her ass in the air
and all looks normal
then a full size american football comes out
?
oh
??
Uh
Sure
No
yea i actually do remember that
that shit scarred me
Good post daps
Now you scarred us
good
that video funny af icl
And we didnt even watch it
Can't see I've seen that one but I seen some things
i just had to read about timmy baby arm daddy
Ur a freak fr
baby arm holding an apple or w.e the phrase is
Don't know that one
The schmeat
all those words just to say someone packin
my digital dickprint i mean footprint crazy i aint ever getting a job
I just noticed that this entire fucking playlist is 15 years old...
ahhhhhhhhhh
Yeah he doesnt need more of that
dude people call being bi the best of both worlds but it's really like the worst of both worlds
I respect the hussle timmy
Send da video
he can stack those alimony checks
pels legend juancho hernangomez
What is it that kd said
wait he didnt even play for us
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some houston reporter said he/she were just bornn
and thats why he was gone two games
thanks google ai
hmm
Or something to do ig it doesnt have to be family
he has twitter
But it does seem like hes the type to want it
@warped wedge why did u leave milky daddies
Kd is on twitter for the love of the game at this point
i miss basketball nights
its regular season nobody watches bball except absolute idiots
ME
thats me
(1 game per week max)
i have watched all but three pels games
I half watched pels dubs
two of those were wins
Tbh im not really interested in watching the dubs without curry
I should follow the lakers for the next week
brandon "negative potential" podziemski my beloved
Couldve had lauri
lakers have had easY schedule but didnt manage to botch many games
But like tbh podz was never gonna be more than a like 4th option starter or rotational player so im not really that upset
People are hating too much
west is just okc vs whoever wins the denver/houston semifinal lets be honest
Ant cinderella run
Nba literally rigged they give them the harder matches end of season for tv ratings
Okc load management this season is gonna be brutal
both detroit okc games are at the end of the season too
Toward the end
actually rigged
atleast its not the wolves who now have 1 win against above. 500 teams
I unironically think detroit will make at least the conference finals this year
If ja goes to the wolves
not even due to the record
Ewwww
New pacers
nah
I hope we see a pacers wolves finals at some point man
I think cade and duren are better than siakam and tyrese if you give it a lil more time
how suns are winning is the true mystery
Idk honestly i really like tyrese as a player still
dillon brooks is just one of the best floor elevators in the league
I hate db bro
rockets went from lottery to good with him
memphis became ass as soon as he left
and now suns
@ornate iris wyd
talkin shi from my bed

i tried that already
What happened
he said nothing
im jus being mysterious
@midnight juniper
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Garchomp my goat
I TIRE OF DOING LINE WORK WITH BALLPOINT PENS!!
I'm going to need to buy more pens.
my first two guesses are so good and so annoying
i dont have the word still
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THIS ISNT EVEN A REAL FUCKING WORD
THIS IS SOME AMERICAN BULLSHIT
Ooo I have something to look forward to lmao

Mine has three vowels in it, I like it as my starting word
Oh no he’s gonna start penweaving during the bagposts
GO TO BED TWINK
*twin
sry misstype
me and lil twin locked in
dunno timmy seems more of an otter
im me dont be putting me in boxes
actually nevermind now that i phrase it like that
What did he mean by that
he secretly wants a puppy box
That is also my assumption.
i do be putting me in boxes
that's eddie



Where’s yooooo eddddd atttt

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@keen bane
!vibecheck can't sleep
1: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Real based and true
Hope you fall asleep soon, proper rest is important
456: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe
101: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
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Ah. I see why people hated it earlier
Have you seen 0 iq?
23: discombobulatedgoat IQ Classification: Idiot
!vibe unable to sleep
18: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
!iq
108: ramlu IQ Classification: Average
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@gaunt cipher @clever sleet
such a heartwarming and innocent smile is the perfect spice for the shock you'll feel when you hit translate on that bio
QRT: tani_takuma
【悲報】
猫さんにかまって欲しくて近づくも、コタツとして認識されてしまう。
Translation is a bit weird but I think I get the idea
cat was trying to find a kotatsu ahaha
The account bio 
think it referes to his actual profile discription, not the specific post
that is quite usual yea

!iq
13: popo0608 IQ Classification: Idiot
It's official @keen bane
!iq
149: ramlu IQ Classification: Superior
You stole my iq

for what

The bathroom
!vibe
235: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!vibe
220: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
my dealer
bro i just contacted a private hospital to see how much an adult adhd assessment costs
£3700
un fucking believeable
@serene crescent we live in a shithole
Just get on the 3 year wait list of course
BRO
57 MINUTES IN QUEUE
AND THIS WOMAN TRANSFERRED ME TO THE WRONG FUCKING DEPARTMENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Was it the psych ward
i fcking wish
unlucky

Eat a snack and take a nap G
I WANNA PLAY DEADLOCK
Own a bank
fk u im gonna go play deadlock
Could've bought bitcoin a long time ago
If I could go back in time I'd slap myself
It for the bitcoin or anything
I probably deserve the slap
And then I'd warn past me about bitcoin
I wish I had bought a house in 2000 instead of being a 12 year old kid just as my life turned for the worst

workge

Quit
you have job??
most masculine v-kei backup dancer
can we get a christmas theme icon for the discord like the other classes =3?
its christmas tree daggers rn
u lie
No
We’re secular
ur circular
something something sex haver

I’m glad you think OT has the power to change the discord icon
We are the most important channel after all
change it right now tony
yall so blind
Done
Noob ??
No
we changed the icon we did it boys
damn tony you work fast

!pf

Thanks Anthony
fuu always coming in last minute to steal your thunder
@subtle quail
unbelieveabl
so are they rebooting s1 then
They might be doing the entire thing but with money this time?
But also truncated a little bit.
real
he's just like me fr
rip. waited years for it to come back only to get a partial season then be cancelled and now rebooted

Yeah but at least we're getting something, and maybe they make the rest of it if this goes well enough.


Unfortunately you are added to the kpop block list I don’t make the rules sorry
I assume that’s another kpoop reaction gif

the hague lowkey poopy for being the beacon of ethics
Therapist: The movement demon isn't real and cant hurt you.
The movement demon
Toothless.
This is not the first time that an agent has decided to blow up your whole fucking stack.
And it definitely won't be the last.
Casual
rmdir
btw.

They are in my mouth nice and warm
me searching the database for your search history
THIS WAS NOT THE CIA, I PROMISE.

wait, so you're telling me it wasn't argentina this whole time?!
Skyrim physics can be weird
!pf
I sink I spider
Still might have been.
...neat.
You know I figured we would have gotten rid of all that shit by now...
Survivable
thanks amazon recommendations
seeing that stare at you in the morning
WEEK 3 HAS BEGUN - VALVE IS BACK IN OFFICE
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coping begins
when half life3 releases (lol), half life fans can finally play their first half life game

FUCKING DOTA 2 PATCH, COME ON!!
I have a modern graphics card (9070xt) so bring it ooooooooon
I have a 9060xt :3
3rd element in that universe is just so stable, its half-life is so long
@unreal quiveris this k-eta thing still required for travelling SK?
you need ket to go there?
lit
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Ye
We realised in the airport and signed up for it in the line
Don’t do that
I assume you mean the electronic visa thing right
yeah, I had one for 2023
I remember filling this hotel info form mid-flight was a mess. this time ill have the fucking street name and phone on man
lol
What
Fuck! Now I'm going to have to refund my 1940s drafting desk...
my house desiign when I really love shittin
Dafuq is that word, I can’t come up with a guess
yeah its one of those words if youre missing the first letter you just have to send in a blind guess to eliminate letters
assuming you got some vowels
Personally, I've been looking for a home with so many sinks.
Noob
Because you plan on adopting many sink demons?
We are all stoning miz in gta
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Holy
cheater
@soft pendant
Go translate this post

Not a cheater i just got the goated starter word
Do you have socks on or off?
this was not me
6? Then I've got plenty of time to leave the country.
@midnight juniper 
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Oof
one might say big oof even
The amount of gooning required to move these kinds of mountains...

And AK doesnt even goonerbait really
At least compared to the others
Not at all, it's very wholesome.
it's actually just a character drop that I guess is more popular than I thought
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS...
just get a real id 
the real id costs more than that IIRC 🙃
Same
@torn mural
Yeah like 10 bucks more if you get it all done when you renew, but that's for like 8 years so...meh.
Alfredo my goat
!vibe
483: Vibes are immaculate 
Beat that doz
!vibe ok
374: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

!vibe
163: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!newmain
New main: Feral Druid.

i lowkey want the solo leveling game
!vibe
487: Vibes are immaculate 

@gaunt cipher @clever sleet we stay here now
alfredo 🪲
@slim epoch
@daring mauve do Irish people watch it’s always sunny
But it’s never sunny in Ireland
have heard that
@modest lion @heady oriole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oANrSTTghBc
GM Vasyl Ivanchuk lost on time in a better position against GM Paulis Pultinevicius in the final round of European Rapid Chess Championship 2025. ❤️🩹
It was a direct encouter for gold medal …
#chess #erbcc2025 #europechess #chessineurope #europeanchampionship
poor Ivanchuk
It is when I come around
@hasty nova https://ukrainetoday.org/hundreds-of-porsche-cars-were-blocked-for-russians-via-satellite/
!vibe
367: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
We watch it’s always rainy in Dun Garven instead
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I thought one of their rules was they won't use a ||plural|| word
Guess not
I didn't even know they had rules
hello cuter

!pf
!pf
!vibecheck
360: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
Rip
Love you too cutie
💜

That sucks, but uhhhhh...yep.
Boy I sure dont care
!iq
109: ramlu IQ Classification: Average
!vibe
215: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!iq
183: discombobulatedgoat IQ Classification: Precocious
!iq
141: popo0608 IQ Classification: Superior
!vibe
482: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe
241: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!rtb
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones :game_die:Broadside
What the frick is up guys
Sky, nah not much man
!pf me today
Us
who is the driver tho?
yes
you bite into the apple and it locks your jaw until you watch a 30s commercial
can we just burn everything down
great idea
@remote surge @modest lion @cedar nest

strong gas cloud
Ping for the group voice jork
where do you think im coming from?
That was the morning jork. Time for the late morning jork. You were late
I know its rough hitting the EU and American scheduled jorks so you can have a pass
Boba fett with no helmet is a Hella vibe
Wth
Why didn’t I get pinged
That's not Boba Fett; that's Robert Fett, 5th grade science teacher.

!pf
Bubba Fett
Your estranged uncle
(Hes wanted by bounty hunters for what he did to you)

any rogue here that is maybe selling 1400 heavy junkbox es? :p
When you see Bill Clinton walking down the street
Honestly the dual dick suck move makes way more sense now that the context is there
Bro hitting the grapefruit technique on it
Goated technique
Just got chills imagining what tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once
as a mouse i would never
GG 🫡
I did my part and bought nothing
They did work together
Tom just pretended to hate Jerry so his owner wouldn’t replace him with a cat that would kill him
!rtb
:game_die:True Bearing

when demons in ones head win
did the mouse say bonjour? pls tell me I gotta know
!rtb5 and I main a rogue in midnight
:game_die:Ruthless Precision :game_die:Grand Melee



Should rename it Sleepness
Tires wore out at 6k miles

Spending big tire money this year fr
Tire budget fucked
Dont even drive hard
Just cheap ass tires
Never burned out
Scientifically engineered to be pieces of shit
Ps4 prob
tbf that's a sick hat

bag posting 

@midnight juniper 
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tf did you do
bros alignment is cooked


we are ALL texting our exes on this fine evening
zion injury got you down bad damn
zion injuries got me up in life fym
🏃➡️
Every time zion gets injured something goes good in my life
Real correlation

Timmy sitting outside the stadium with a high power rifle, wondering what good thing will happen after this...
@inner wadi remember sketch
whats up brother
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!vibecheck
437: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibe
366: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
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@gaunt cipher @clever sleet find the shibe



HE’S BEATING HIS KIRB
Big gift
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/12/02/drunk-raccoon-virginia-abc-store-break-in
Do we need to check on stealthi?
Okay this article reads like pure AI to me, I'm just here for the drunk trash panda
Lmfao I just realized
Oi Oi #poopoo #britishnames #England #comedy #auscomedy
Poo on bum hole is famous m8
!pf
Weaponised twinkism
I'm afraid to share mine
Damn, no images
It put my listening age at 38, that's spooky
Oh nice, top 0.5% fan of Sonata Arctica
Those top songs sound like metal tracks
Instead it’s twink mumble rap 
My 1 & 2 songs were tied, lol
100gecs 
Ooo, Powerwolf
Army of the Night sounds like that Attack on Titan opening
HAAHHA
Bro why is AI SpongeBob still my top artist
Can that guy produce less bangers please
It’s actually only one song
I’ve never listened to another song from them
Also #3 is hilarious, since I literally only have two video game songs in my playlist
- Scars of Time (Chrono Cross)
- Bury The Light (DMCV)

wtf is a Lit Lord
A Lord that is Lit
Ash have you listened to Boi What
Lords whomst are Lit
I think we may have an overlap
Everybody else's top 5 is diverse and mine is just five power metal bands
I can see that now, I'll check it out.
I didn't know what you meant by Spongebob AI before

It’s just a voice changer
He actually makes the music and does the vocals
Wait, I heard one of the songs before on Sirius XM
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Jeris Johnson...
I remember the DJ being very clear about how weird it was
Also I still have last year's saved

Damn they got me exact
Phineas and Ferb
Is where the platypussies are from

I was setting up the joke fren
My random knowledge does not impress, I will say

Me fr wait
omg mizs must be demonic
No idea.
43y listening age
boris brejcha 💀
mine is 17

mumble rap?

bro
my fault
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whats your listening age
38
Mine's 38 
I wonder if I spent the entire next year only listening to classical music if my listening age would be 216.
you lie

my mates fiance
has a listening age of 84

She listens to rockabilly stuff, elvis etc

That it’s 38?

I’ll screenshot rn
u no lie
Almost all I listen to is emo music from the middle 2000’s so it makes sense
Twins 👬
Most of the power metal I listen to is from the 90's and 00's
Unc
Where we dropping boys
idk what this means but cool!
cyberpunk soundtrack got me fucked up
I'm in a club :D
I'm in the Grit Collective too
I have literally two video game songs I listen to
if spotify would quit going after cracked spotify I'd have a lot more than twelve thousand minutes, spotify ads are wild so I use a cracked youtube when im not at my pc
doom metal hell yeah
Yooo
When do we get the club tattoo
I'm not sure where I got that
What role tho
9157 minutes, 47 listening age
im surprised I only have metal and post rock
Supporter
huge
Not sure what it means by favoring one artist
I usually just send Daily Mixes
I like two of these bands 
also top 0,06% global fan listening to Garbage
1448 minutes were their songs
ive never heard any ever mention garbage in any context
Ah, a fan of monkey crucifixion
I got top 0.5% on Sonata Arctica
243

69 
nice

Or do you only see the censored video
Only saw censored
idk if yall listen to Shinedown but Sound of Madness is by far their best album
Brent was at his best when he was whacked out on drugs, yes
I hate how common that is
I like Devour particularly
Not everyone can choose their muse
I like Junkies For Fame and Cry For Help
I like Shinedown,dont listen to them much but ye
What a Shame might be my fav song from them though
Ramlu
we're not all the same

Consume

rookie numbers
yeah I dont listen to spotify on my phone
I preferred the message from Tony last year, when he was in the middle of a snowy forest cuttinf a tree down.
desktop it would count too
yeah this is all desktop
they kept going after cracked spotify so I gave up and just use cracked youtube instead
I havent heard or seen an ad in years
Where's my rh review brought to me by My favorite posters in rh.
"You made 25,762 posts this year in #off-topic . None of them were good. Stop."
this is the first year Metallica's Death Magnetic wasnt in my top 5 albums
that's what's up
ive curated my online experience to be so ad free that hearing or seeing advertisements makes me hit enrage timer
With a morality review by Hataro
*video review
thats so relatable
almost 12k messages this year
if I open up twitch I hit up the Ukraine VPN so I don't get served ads
I had to update spotify on my phone and I stg its just constantly getting worse with every update
spotify peaked in like 2014
Cant filter on mobile to see posts
when they had the og lyrics feature, when the partnership with that stopped it was all downhill from there, and then it didn't have lyrics at all for years and now we've got these dog water ones that have the wrong lyrics for every song

I've never seen an app that has more functionality but also at the same time less than its desktop counterpart.
The What's New feature doesn't always update right
Hey we can remix
Cant do that on desktop
Have to manually add lewd emoji on desktop
Man
I put a lot of effort into listening to nickelback and they didn't even make it in the wrapped
This is how you remind me of a photograph of a rockstar saving me
bambam
How You Remind Me is the song that got me into rock music at a very very early age



















