off-topic

[torn mural]

we pull up good

[soft pendant]

There are two wolves inside me

[calm elbow]

Sucks

[soft pendant]

Both of them are immortal

[clever sleet]

Dk my goat

[shell sparrow]

George is my goat

[ornate iris]

i be floating in space in my tesla roadster to this

two thotianas in the backseat

[lavish bloom]

new kid cudi album

my beloved

hmmmMMmmmMMMMmmmMM

[elder patrol]

new deftones also

[ornate iris]

if you like indie stuff and ants from up there from BCNR this is cool

https://open.spotify.com/album/037axs2AfEPUD5LtjfFYSv?si=JxIyYpZcSNC0SzimUWAAgg

its like bcnr before they fell off

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @clever sleet https://youtube.com/shorts/B1KRPrZUiAw?si=LbZEVFLYRglSDV-c

[hasty nova]

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

348: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[hasty nova]

America doing more America things...
https://fixvx.com/propublica/status/1958851685801250918

ProPublica (@propublica)

On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout.

On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar.

This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media. Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵 https://t.co/AXrrlzwFPy

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 22, 2025, 11:20 AM

[junior inlet]

How

[brazen eagle]

lol

[brazen eagle]

nothing wd40 and a can of pressured air can't fix

[fiery nexus]

Yeah little duct tape and a good clean and maybe reinstall Adobe and its like new

[waxen latch]

i mean, it gets deleted cus its literally THOSE people spamming the same thing every 4 minutes

[lavish bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-soldier-wondering-gif-13794012

[brazen eagle]

posisble

[waxen latch]

suspicious amount of asmongold sub users

like

on legit every single of those posts you can click the OP

[brazen eagle]

i did see it on a meme site

[waxen latch]

and its either a asmongold user

[brazen eagle]

so

[waxen latch]

somebody from straight up rightwing subs

or a newly created acc

[lavish bloom]

his incel army grows

psuedo intellectual community

[lavish bloom]

also I knew what you meant I just will not pass up an opportunity to reference tropic thunder

[undone bone]

i mean the cinematic had very weird chars and liadrin was ugly for no reason

[jolly junco]

well known right wing gooner agenda, operation Liadrin

[undone bone]

even her new model is kinda fine ingame

but in the cinematic she got botox and ate too much and became cheekser

[calm elbow]

At least Lor'themar was hot af

[peak solar]

even the cinematics have gone to shit blizz can't do anything right

the coomers will implode hopefully and game dies

[undone bone]

he was a wax statue too idk wtf happened to the blizz cinematic team

[past ice]

All knife-ears are ugly.

[undone bone]

vs thrall

in the shadowlands one

[median gale]

The game will keep going, they will just show more feet going forward /s

[undone bone]

yea they just will invest as little as possible and still get lots of money

unluck

[brazen eagle]

wow won't die

mmos with smaller player base can survive, wow does great for what its doing

[undone bone]

yea mmos after the initial investment dont take as much capital to keep going

it is sad they dont reinvest but also it is from a diff time

i wish we could get cool mtx for abilities and portraits or titles etc

yknow something that actually makes money

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Exeggitung - PokéFusion:

#102 - Exeggcute

#108 - Lickitung

[waxen latch]

why the fuck are you even here

[hasty nova]

[calm elbow]

What happened to the tech from the Warcraft movie

[waxen latch]

money

cinematics are extremely expensive and time consuming, and they have more stuff that needs the team for them running right now

[calm elbow]

Like ignoring Ret Paladin

[undone bone]

it does make sense from a money standpoint

just does not make sense from past showings

and it is understandable people are peeved

imo i would not mind if they cut on those kind of things for more content or game balance but we know those are diff teams

[waxen latch]

nah

other games

like, people bring up the BfA cinematics sometimes

and like, yeha, but back then blizz also didnt had OW2 and D4 running aswell

and they also get cinametics

[peak solar]

fade into obscurity

[brazen eagle]

i mean runescape still survives

^^

[peak solar]

I like a couple people who chat here, but as they dwindle so does my presence

mad cause wow bad? i'm enjoying the downfall

[ashen ravine]

@dusty scarab https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2025/08/22/264f62b55d4d2204.mp4

[slim epoch]

yeah atp anyone i talked to in this channel has migrated except ill pop in to talk to deeny every so often

[subtle quail]

tbh wow is pretty good rn

[slim epoch]

and yeah wows in a good spot

[peak solar]

ye i just pop in here and there to see if there's any chatting but usually deadge, i feel that

[peak solar]

one day

[slim epoch]

def the easiest its been in a while to just pick up and play

spend like 2 days getting boosted by buddies

[subtle quail]

I would never hope that other peoples hobby/enjoyment comes to an end because I’m bitter about my own feelings about it.

[waxen latch]

holy mother of cringe

just fuck off lmao

[sinful terrace]

???

[waxen latch]

sitting in a discord related to a game and saying shit like that is so pathetic lmao

just leave

go outside

[peak solar]

fair point, I'm not really bitter about the game though I just don't like blizzard as a company

[waxen latch]

stop typing loser

[peak solar]

calm down my guy

[junior inlet]

They are desperate for attention and you are feeding them by responding

[peak solar]

not arguing with you

[slim epoch]

i pray on wows downfall every once and a while when its bad bc then blizzard makes it good

[fiery nexus]

Is it more pathetic to sit in a wow discord all day talking about wow or being in a wow discord not playing wow ragebaiting wow players

[peak solar]

i wasn't trying to ragebait, honestly

i saw people talking shit

I joined in

because I don't like blizzard

my bad?

[fiery nexus]

[waxen latch]

playing outlaw is #1

[subtle quail]

Saying the cinematic isn’t up to blizzards normal standards and hoping the game dies to the disappointment of a lot of people are two different things

[fiery nexus]

Idk Aug or ret

[waxen latch]

i dont count those as "people"

[fiery nexus]

[peak solar]

I can see why people would get annoyed at me wanting their favorite game to fail so i feel you

I just want blizzard to fail as a company but I also want lots of companies to fail

sry for rustling yall feathers lol

[slim epoch]

its ok lotus ive wanted yugioh to fail for years so my roommates stop wasting money on it

[peak solar]

LOL

[subtle quail]

Did blizzard burn down your house or something

[peak solar]

based

[peak solar]

nah they're just shitty and i'm pretty anti corporation to begin with

so not a big leap for me

[subtle quail]

I mean at least they provide entertainment. It’s like they’re nestle or something

[shell sparrow]

[peak solar]

oh I hope much worse things happen to nestle

than failure lol

but it is what it is

that's life

[undone bone]

every day i pray for blizz to just put more mtx and things into the game so it is shiny to investors and can reinvest in more content

[shell sparrow]

they just need to cater towards Chinese crowd, they love spending money

sell raid wide weekly damage/healing/hp boosts

[fiery nexus]

Ion slept with my wife

While I was busy grinding azerite armor

[peak solar]

did he take her to the cosby suite

[undone bone]

no need for power

[shell sparrow]

Ion is your wife's boyfriend and you share no secret info?

[undone bone]

but i still dont know why 20 years in

[calm elbow]

[undone bone]

i still dont have my eviscerate exploding

or diff skins for sec tech

it is arguably easier to make than mounts

wow just has nothing cool to spend on if you dont care about mounts

[fiery nexus]

He doesnt even let me have a chair in the corner just tells me to be a good boy and buy more tokens

[waxen latch]

capital G Gamers are always so fucking WEIRD about the companys

like

they make entertaiment stuff, thats it

rememeber the entire "lmao we voted EA as the worst company of the world xd" thing

it was always such a basement dweller thing to do that when shit like nestle exists lol

[subtle quail]

I don’t think sitting in a Wow discord saying “I hope the game that brought us all together shuts down” is “just life” but idk. Maybe I’m wrong for enjoying wow.

[peak solar]

i don't think anyones wrong for enjoying wow

i don't like blizzard, they have done shitty things, I would enjoy if they failed but ultimately it makes very little difference in my life

i hang out with people who don't enjoy wow

so i used the same rhetoric i usually do forgetting that people here like wow

it's not that deep

[fiery nexus]

Thoughts @waxen latch

[peak solar]

if yall enjoy wow, or even like blizzard as a company that's fine i'm not here to change your mind, or run a crusade

was just chatting , most of yall are interesting to chat with

[waxen latch]

i can feel the heart attack

[fiery nexus]

Clog incoming need to drink draino to unblock blood flow

[peak solar]

that's why i'm here occasionally

i don't talk about politics anymore so i guess people just forgor

[subtle quail]

Enjoying if they failed is just so cringe man. Like all they do is provide entertainment. They’re not out monopolizing resources or using child labor or lobbying the govt for strict weed laws. Do you want all video game companies to fail or just the ones you’ve deemed as bad?

[peak solar]

they had employees commit unalived (not sure if i can use that word here) because of sexual harassment

the founders literally had a sexual assault suite

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-big-garf-funny-cyankip-gif-9501511221528721942

[peak solar]

i can go on but there's lots of reasons i don't like blizzard

[lavish bloom]

[peak solar]

but this isn't worth having this discussion

clearly i hit the wrong crowd with my banter

[subtle quail]

I mean they got sued and those people don’t work there anymore. So you need the company to dissolve because of the past actions of a few employees

[peak solar]

i'm extremely anti capitalism and mega corporation

we just have differing views and that's ok

you can enjoy blizzard there's nothing wrong with that

[torn mural]

Im anti math

fuck math

[subtle quail]

Lmao

[torn mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780377679227650079/1143175175391674418/Viberge.gif

[peak solar]

loool

[lavish bloom]

THE WHAT CHAMBER

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-vigor-check-dark-souls-2-explosion-gif-9754613978516360813

[lavish bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-seal-gif-8993121496866626214

[subtle quail]

OH LAWD

[lavish bloom]

I love capitilism because I can buy hot chip

https://tenor.com/view/eating-chips-fat-lazy-gif-5269667

[peak solar]

lmao

[subtle quail]

I love capitalism cause I can play world of Warcraft

[peak solar]

that's chill

we are all our own unique individuals i'm not here to tell you how to live your life

[lavish bloom]

why not its fun telling people what to do

[peak solar]

lmao

I have realized in my lifetime that it's ultimately futile

not to mention incredibly self indulgent to think that I can shape the world to my whims

days will pass, we can only try to lead our own lives in the direction we want them

[subtle quail]

Look man I am not a fan of capitalism or the late stage we’re in but if I gotta exist in society I need something to keep me sane and wow is doing that for me. I’m also 6 months sober cause I play wow on the weekends instead of visiting bars so idk. I traded one addiction for another and it’s working out

[lavish bloom]

congrats

[peak solar]

i'm super happy that it is doing that for you 🫂

that's actually amazing

[subtle quail]

Yeah it’s working pretty well

[peak solar]

papa was a junkie, and mom abandoned me so i get it homie

gotta do what you gotta do

[subtle quail]

The mindset of I can’t do m+ if I’m hungover is a bit insane but it’s keeping me trucking

[peak solar]

actually based

[subtle quail]

@torn mural new Stu treats

[lavish bloom]

Fun!

[torn mural]

nuggies

anything for the King

[subtle quail]

He loves them

[shell sparrow]

prevents boredom!

[subtle quail]

He doesn’t know they’re good for him

[shell sparrow]

I suppose through watching Stu eating them

[subtle quail]

Yeah

[peak solar]

nuggieeees

that's awesome

[lavish bloom]

Im telling Stu

https://tenor.com/view/bird-parakeet-haha-malefic-gif-21990227

[waxen latch]

he munch

[arctic violet]

sorry to hear that

[timid kayak]

@subtle quail won the first round 3 and 2

We’re so back

[cyan oxide]

Proper scran

[subtle quail]

Silence rito shill!

[subtle quail]

We’re soooo back

[cyan oxide]

Whatever keeps you on track my man

[subtle quail]

Yeah I mean that’s the goal

[cyan oxide]

Stu would be sad otherwise

[subtle quail]

Agreed

He hates it when I spend all Sunday in bed

[cyan oxide]

You know what

At least it ain’t league

[subtle quail]

I’m saying!

[cyan oxide]

Look at what league does to our children (armin, porg)

[subtle quail]

lol I reinstalled it just to play TFT and it’s been going great

And actually mainly just double up

[cyan oxide]

Based

[arctic violet]

fuck that they buffed profane

[surreal nimbus]

Double up is great

[arctic violet]

my goats

[cyan oxide]

Not enjoying this set tho unfortunately

[subtle quail]

Had an epic game last night where we were the first to hit deaths door but we won out

It’s weird how half the units seem overtuned and basically you just force a comp and pray you hit

(I hit ahri 3 and poppy 2 and we won out from there)

[lavish bloom]

deadlock has consumed my life

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-crouching-crouch-infernus-tbagging-gif-12697938362154204732

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pimp-walk-pimp-pimpin-playa-player-gif-11383248438969577898

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-pray-sign-of-the-cross-gif-13354227

[subtle quail]

That adc player and the assassin player are natural enemies. That’s why we’ll never see eye to eye

[arctic violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

fuck it ill speak adc players need to actually be sent to psych hospitals

unless korean

[hasty nova]

[edgy lion]

at least adcs are nor actively praying for the downfall of jungle like mid and top

adc to busy wishing to remove their support from existance

[arctic violet]

yea they are

if jungler paths top

they eprma cry

[edgy lion]

https://tenor.com/view/jungle-diff-jungle-viktor-jayce-arcane-gif-26491648

[arctic violet]

waaa waaa im weak sided

waaa waa

they perma require resources and attention

[edgy lion]

yea msot of the time

[arctic violet]

"my support leaves the lane for grubs fight waaa waaaa "

[edgy lion]

they to tilted flamingthe lux

support

[arctic violet]

I legit think most boosted players are enchanter support players then adcs

and its not even close

my friend is emerald as adc but he couldnt win a game as mid/jg/top in silver

0 macro understanding

[subtle quail]

What’s macro? I perma shove and cry about my jungles when I get camped

[waxen latch]

i thought adc players and tanks are natural enemies

and adc players and mid laners

and adc players and junglers

and adc players and other adc players

[arctic violet]

thats my whole point

there are 2 points of macro mentioned in that sentence they all only know one of them

i catch waves mid

the second one though? waa waaa im weaksided but i dont get it, so i shove like im strong sided, get punished, blame jungler

[subtle quail]

Real

It’s like I’m back on the rift

[waxen latch]

you are no ADC pilled enough to grasp it

no vision on 3 enemies, 0/4 and 58 minions behind and stuff is under the enemy tower

TIME TO PUSH MATE

GOTTA SCALE FOR LATEGAME

[arctic violet]

thats wht im saying

legit 0 understanding of map state

0 understanding of win cons (they think its always them xd)

0 understanding of threat

just "drrr me farm me carry"

[jolly junco]

I kind of feel bad for these game devs that had a scheduled early sep release

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613514889662562340/1408553611570446479/unfort.jpg?ex=68aa2946&is=68a8d7c6&hm=5816f5af16ebd1946b5a847e430f7466cba6fa0e061d0af270c2366d58b3f36b& think these guys are doomed

[waxen latch]

whats early sep aswell?

silksong?

[jolly junco]

sep 4th is silksong

[waxen latch]

is it really the same audience?

[arctic violet]

okay nah im mad im gonna shoot someone

[jolly junco]

totally diff genres but still

[arctic violet]

why doe sthis 1 single fucking BA

always moves meetings to 4:00pm friday

wtf is wrong with her

[jolly junco]

I'll still buy it. looks promising

[junior inlet]

That’s a decline from me dawg

[arctic violet]

I think shes legit sadistic

we've all brought it up with her like pls stop fuckign doing this

and shes like teehee sorry there was just no other time

wont do it again

then litearlly do it again 20 minutes later

AAAAAAAAA

[dusty scarab]

LIFES GOOD

[ashen ravine]

[subtle quail]

She’s got no irl friends so she wants one last meeting with her coworkers before a weekend of solitude

[arctic violet]

im starting to see why her husband is always travelling

[undone bone]

yea because he cant hit her anymore

times change

[arctic violet]

what in sean connery is bro doing

[inner wadi]

https://x.com/hopes_revenge/status/1958940907212087363?s=46&t=nRxyC3sg411pDgrGH2o38A

hope hopes hoping (@hopes_revenge)

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

X · Aug 22, 2025, 5:14 PM

@subtle quail

[arctic violet]

she clearly racist

[inner wadi]

real

[peak solar]

most based tweet i seen all week

[subtle quail]

Time for a new gf

[inner wadi]

https://x.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1958901834577322335?s=46&t=nRxyC3sg411pDgrGH2o38A

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)

X · Aug 22, 2025, 2:39 PM

[junior inlet]

Ew

I hate when I get deliveries and they smell like cigarettes

[jolly junco]

I like the smell of cigs

[junior inlet]

That’s absolutely disgusting

[jolly junco]

reminds me of grandma

[inner wadi]

you’re calling grandma disgusting?

fucked up man

[junior inlet]

My mom used to smoke and I think that was gross too

She died from it

[wet cradle]

I hate when im outside waiting for food far awawy

and some mf comes and starts talking to me while smoking

[junior inlet]

Would never be me. I can smell that shit from a block away

[arctic violet]

I swear i see so few people smoking these days

maybe its where i live poggers

but yeah

[brazen eagle]

many switched to vaping, which isn't much better

[wet cradle]

both are shit

but atleast vaping doesnt smell like ass

still

[jolly junco]

my towns majority asian so the uncles are holding it down on the cigs

[wet cradle]

if you smoke / vape, dont come and stand next to someone

[peak solar]

i see quite a few people smoking here cause everything else is illegal

[peak solar]

nah as a smoker i think this shit is real af

[wet cradle]

Old people in my building do it all the time

[peak solar]

like i'll flip my shit up into my hand if i see a kid a block away

[jolly junco]

vapers seem to think they can sneak puff indoors. it's like sir i do not wanna breathe in some shit that has been in your lungs

[peak solar]

i know it smells like shit too so i'm not tryna even hit my cig

until i'm like

20 feet away

[wet cradle]

I cant stand nicotine high so

[peak solar]

yea it's honestly ass

[wet cradle]

Im living

high as can be off life

LOL

[peak solar]

tryna quit today ironically

weened myself down to a pack every 5 days from 2

[wet cradle]

my very first time smoking my friend convinced me to steal 2 packs from our freezer

was like

13

[peak solar]

[wet cradle]

shit was ass

[peak solar]

yea best advice i can give anyone is never try it, it's not worht it

[wet cradle]

I have been drunk once.
Tried pot
tried nicotine

hate them all

[ashen ravine]

drunk once, never been sober since

[arctic violet]

oh vaping is so fucked actually

i dated this girl, and her 15 year old sisters lung collapsed from vaping

like

what the fuck

[brazen eagle]

its not better than smoking

but it sold itself as a healthier alternative

[jolly junco]

I had quit cigs for over a year then came back. then cigs to vaping

quitting vaping was way worse

[brazen eagle]

so its a tricky situation, because of perception

if you don't precive something as unhealthy or bad, you won't change it

[subtle quail]

Me for real

[jolly junco]

still miss the post meal cig but that's about it

[torn mural]

been off the weed/tobacco for 27 days now, and it's the hardest moment of the day

that post meal shit hit different

but otherwise it's fine, been easier than I was expecting

[jolly junco]

I'm just over 2 years now you can do it brother

🤝

[torn mural]

huge

now I started being healthy again on that side I dont want to ruin it anyway

[jolly junco]

you just save so much bank its crazy. the dab pens/carts a long with the tobacco adds up fast

[torn mural]

yeh exactly

[subtle quail]

I’ve been cig free for a while now. Just a vape on the weekends when I golf mostly

[torn mural]

thats already huge

shits nasty

[inner wadi]

i wont lie

i had a few cigs on vacation
but i was drinking
and at a casino

other than that
ive been cig free for like maybe 6 months now

[torn mural]

if it stays only for vacation and it's a few it's okey I think

[junior inlet]

Stop smoking forever or coward

[torn mural]

yeh in general it's jsut better to put nothing in your lungs

except like, good air

[peak solar]

yea if you have like a couple a year randomly on vacay i wouldn't feel bad

just gotta keep strong, outside of that

[shell sparrow]

excuse me, what about hopium?

[torn mural]

I just ran out of it, just in time before silksong is released, saved

[jolly junco]

I'm going on vacation soon with some absolute animals. will just stick to wine i think, maybe a cigar

[subtle quail]

I mean those are just the free space

[waxen latch]

its insane that they can just lie like that

and NOTHING happens

[brazen eagle]

i mean thats advertisment in a nutshell

alcohol is one of the deadliest drugs, yet its sold to even children

[peak solar]

aren't most vitamins in america just straight up not checked

for accuracy

[brazen eagle]

its regulated but loosely enough that you can get it before 18+

[peak solar]

that too

lots of weird loopholes

[brazen eagle]

the diffrence is alcohol is not as destructive as some other drugs like meth, you still function and its a slow killer

same with smoking, in fact a lot of countries did promote it

after a popular study was shared that smoking would mean less pension payouts

[shell sparrow]

well not legally, right

[brazen eagle]

it depends on the country

[shell sparrow]

you can get hard drugs before 18 as well

[brazen eagle]

and what you define as children

[shell sparrow]

and many do

[shell sparrow]

below 18, not adults

[brazen eagle]

well you can buy a lot of the alcoholic products here with 16

[calm elbow]

[brazen eagle]

there are exceptions, the higher vol % stuff is typically regulated

some shops don't age check correctly

so you often even have 13/14 year olds consuming alcohol

[shell sparrow]

that will not change with any regulation

teenagers will try stuff, especially if it's a forbidden fruit

[brazen eagle]

point is, consuming alcohol is also one accepted thing

[shell sparrow]

lesser poison

[brazen eagle]

so one more thing we precive as harmless and which is socially accepted

[shell sparrow]

I don't think we treat it as harmless

you can fight the urge or try to work with it

same as with narcotics

[brazen eagle]

people know about the consequences of excessive abuse

but what amount of consumption is seen as harmless/normal highly depends on where you are from

e.g. people for a long time thought of one wine glass per day as healthy

[shell sparrow]

even not abused alcohol is not doing any good for your health, apart from maybe wine for heart but I haven't looked into research

[brazen eagle]

and there are even studies that showed light alcohol consume to improve health (even tho most of them are just not very conclusive or have a too small test group)

[jolly junco]

they want to legalize THC to suppress peoples dreams / dreaming in rem sleep

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-wink-gif-21134261

Dr who did the first open heart surgery said it came to him in a dream. coincidence? i think not my friends.

[brazen eagle]

from what i found in papers, the main conclusion is that you can't find any evidence for alcohol to be bad with very light use. But then more you consume it, then worse it gets

which makes sense tbh

same with smoking/vaping/etc

[peak solar]

my tin foil hat theory is that as society degrades more, they'll make more and more things legal in order to placate us

like marijuana

if shit gets bad enough they might just start sellin coke out of walmart

[brazen eagle]

and my personal experience with people doing alcohol/smoaking/obesety/etc is that they don't think that their lifestyle choices had any impact on their health

[subtle quail]

@inner wadi you hearing this??

[brazen eagle]

unless its very obviouse, you can't blame anything else than alcoholism for a very damaged liver

alright enough rambling

@shell sparrow did you see the cat decoration my pfp uses, its from a quest reward and is cute. So can grap it if you watch a 2 min video in the quets page of discord.

[undone bone]

damn that is a cat!

[shell sparrow]

[lavish bloom]

it is v cute I also just got it

[brazen eagle]

nice

[lavish bloom]

[arctic violet]

look at you two cuties

[undone bone]

big cat situation

[hasty nova]

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @pulsar trail

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

Same

[cyan oxide]

I can do that for free

and faster.

I only need about 10 seconds to say "I don't know"

once again human superiority get fucked gpulets

[dusty scarab]

@raw python bro there was a guy in one of my squads with a Panzer Vulpaphyla named Jeremy Fragrance

Diabolical

[junior inlet]

yeah but you can't get 20 billion in VC funding with that

[hasty nova]

Yeah I'll just take a question over a speaker phone and have Google answer it for me and then just regurgitate that.

1.2 trillion dollars please

I could 100% find the answer for you though, on basically any question, but it's going to cost you another 1.2 trillion dollars.

[cyan oxide]

I'll do it for 1 even.

[hasty nova]

That sounds like a fucking steal dude.

Grok, how much of a great deal is that?

This is a radicalizing rabbit hole,

[jolly junco]

850 to 300 is quite the cut

[soft pendant]

@hot crystal liam live super early

[hot crystal]

Mf im still at work :icant:

[hasty nova]

... Does it come with the dude?

[hasty nova]

This doesn't take into consideration the totality of the suburban commuter, or even the invention of the suburban commuter and therefore the majority, the overwhelming majority of motor vehicles purchased in the first 30 to 50 years.

Hint: America did not used to be a debtor's economy, loans and financing came about because people simply couldn't afford to pay for things otherwise.

But yeah, horses were a giant pain in the ass, as you could imagine.

Also, I think the aim for this question, initially, was well after the invention of the model t and more into modern automotive vehicles, you know the ones you didn't have to crank every time you wanted to turn them on.

[hot crystal]

Pause

[jolly junco]

ya all those ford thunderbirds and bel airs in the 50's and into the 60s i guess

[hasty nova]

Fuckin...

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-pause-bro-hold-up-wait-a-minute-hold-on-gif-23341494

[hasty nova]

Yeah, it just really has to do with, in America at least, the the purchasing power of each individual dollar.

It might as well be in the gutter, at the moment.

Weird preppers and crypto Bros love to claim that the abandonment of the gold standard was what triggered the downfall of the usd, but they just forget about the entire left side of this chart...

If anything you could point to the strange policy of criminalizing the ownership of gold, moreso than abandoning the standard.

[pulsar trail]

2 lemons for $1.20?

Yall getting ripped off

Grocery store near me has 3 for a $1

https://tenor.com/view/piggy-pig-eats-pig-hal-pig-eating-pigwaith-gif-27009053

[hasty nova]

In 1933 I could have purchased three bags for the price of one bag in 2025.

[pulsar trail]

In 1933 you’d also make like 5% of what you make now

And be able to afford a better lifestyle than you can now

[hasty nova]

Yeah I think one of the popular metrics from purchasing power comparisons, is that you could buy like 10 bottles of beer for the price of one small coffee.

Something like that anyway.

I'll take the beer.

It's really just that the beer, in 1933, was bullshit dog piss that nobody wanted, and that the coffee today is the absolute best coffee that's ever been brewed.

They really don't make them like they did today.

[pulsar trail]

Yeah I think that far back of a comparison is a leaving out a lot of context

But luckily you don’t have to go back that far!

[hasty nova]

I mean the beer was fine, it's the cars that were dog shit.

[pulsar trail]

$125k/yr salary today has the same purchasing power as 100k a year 5 years ago!

[hasty nova]

Yeah and by the end of this presidential term, shit is going to be fucking upside down.

[pulsar trail]

Wooo inflation! Let’s lower the interest rates!

Surely that’ll fix it!

[hasty nova]

What signal that we're not going to lower the interest rate, and then two days later signal that we're going to lower the interest rate.

[undone bone]

i will be surprised if you people dont have a civil war or something

in these 4 years

[hasty nova]

Also let's keep teasing people with stupid fucking tariff rebate checks, that definitely won't Spike inflation like it did during covid times

You know, within the past 5 years, within the past 3 years really.

[pulsar trail]

I love it when people with no fucking knowledge about banking or economics talk on social media as if they’re experts. Just get Powell to lower the fed rate bro

That’ll fix it

[hasty nova]

I'm pretty sure nobody can remember that time, it was such a long time ago.

[pulsar trail]

Why does he hate yamtits???

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's not like Donald Trump doesn't own like a hundred million dollars in bonds that he would like to get a really fucking awesome rate on by detonating the federal interest rate.

[pulsar trail]

I’m so fucking over reliving the plot of idiocracy man

Like it’s just exhausting

[hasty nova]

Yeah but without the eugenics part, kind of

[pulsar trail]

I’m waiting for the payphone kill booths

[hasty nova]

Now the eugenics are built into the technofascism

[pulsar trail]

Sign me up for that one

[hasty nova]

I think I still have like four bags to purchase before I drive a spike into the top of my head.

[pulsar trail]

Sorry kiosks would be more accurate

It’s just depressing as fuck man

Idk how people even survive

[hasty nova]

Brought to you by crypto.com

[pulsar trail]

My wife and I are broke and we make great money

Like we’re VERY well off compared to a lot of our peers when you combine our salaries

[hasty nova]

The amount of debt in this country is unfucking fathomable.

[pulsar trail]

And…. We’re broke

Like cool man

Sick

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/klarna-customer-service-klarna-cs-hello-and-welcome-to-klarna-gif-16507301623170578351

JK it's been replaced by a shitty chatbot

[pulsar trail]

Then I get these dildos yelling at me on social media because I want my fellow American to not go bankrupt for going to a doctor

[hasty nova]

I just want to feed kids, why are they yelling at me...

[pulsar trail]

lol like stop trying to scare me with higher taxes, I’m already getting reemed my taxes

Give me something for those tax dollars

[hasty nova]

Yeah but imagine if your taxes went towards your health insurance not being dog shit.

Or towards some services where you can get supplemental funding for food and shit that you absolutely need to not die

[pulsar trail]

Sorry best I can imagine is my $800 a month premium for me and my wife on a shitty HMO with a $10,000 yearly deductible

[hasty nova]

Sheesh.

[pulsar trail]

Her PPO for just her is $600 a month lmao

Adding me would’ve doubled it

I was like no fuck that

[hasty nova]

But hey, brightside, if idiotic pendulum theories are accurate, we'll be living in a fucking Utopia within the next decade.

https://tenor.com/view/agreed-agree-nod-head-nod-star-trek-gif-265952033059106835

[pulsar trail]

I just want my fellow human to live comfortably, idk why thats so controversial in this country

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/slightly-rugged-robin-james-rugged-look-slightly-rough-rough-around-the-edges-gif-24900238

The bald eagle needs no man to protect it.

Be more like the bald eagle.

...oh wait.

[pulsar trail]

I want my friend who works his ass off as a postal worker to be okay. I want my buddy who manages a tire shop to be okay

Idc if my taxes go up

Fucking help people man

Why is that so hard to do

[hasty nova]

The best I can do is a stimulus check

[pulsar trail]

$600 forcing everyone off work for a year

Lmao

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

Should’ve started an LLC in 2018 so I could’ve defrauded with a PPP loan

Unlucky

[hasty nova]

Fact.

Delete the logs so we can talk about how much we're going to defraud the government.

Joint ventures tend to pull more money out of the government

[pulsar trail]

There was a grocery store here

That got like $20,000,000 in grants

And then got a cease and desist letter for selling cases of water for $40 during a shortage

[subtle quail]

Hey it’s me the postal worker

[pulsar trail]

Like sick dude

[hot crystal]

How much could a lemon be like 10 dollars?

[pulsar trail]

I asked for a $10,000 grant so I could keep the lights on for my business during Covid

[pulsar trail]

And they told me to go fuck myself

[hot crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-lucille-bluth-bananas-gif-5831031

[pulsar trail]

I asked someone who worked on that grant program and he said it’s because I didn’t ask for more

[hasty nova]

Yeah because that number is unreasonable, you should have asked for $200,000.

[pulsar trail]

I was like bro WHAT

[jolly junco]

1.65 for a whole apple pie

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's unreasonable to think that you'd be able to turn the lights on for $10,000, you know expensive things are

[undone bone]

i always wonder what would happen if they made tax on the upper parts up to 80%+ like before

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

I asked for what I needed and not a cent more and I got fucked????

What world am I living in?

[hasty nova]

💯

You know the answer to that question

[undone bone]

like i already pay around 63% tax here

and still make quite a bit cant imagine the big dogs

[pulsar trail]

Yeah fuck me for not wanting to abuse tax payer money ig

[undone bone]

just grinning like big bois

[hasty nova]

You would literally die from malnutrition.

No one can live on that little amount of money.

[undone bone]

true man i would need to maybe have 2 or 3 houses less

the misery

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

why does it have wax

[pulsar trail]

That’s one whole stimulus check!

[jolly junco]

No more vacation home in Tahoe. The horror

[undone bone]

wont be able to send my parents on travels every two months

[pulsar trail]

Yeah man idk I wasn’t cut out for capitalism

[undone bone]

they will die!

[hasty nova]

The cotton is waxed for weather resistance.

[undone bone]

that is cool

[pulsar trail]

Or I guess late stage capitalism

[hasty nova]

Yeah you don't do a good enough job of using everyone around you

[pulsar trail]

Because this country used to at least pretend to prop up the lower class

Now we shit on them for needing assistance lmao

[hasty nova]

Yeah but then Ronald Reagan and world war II happened and, well...

[cyan oxide]

GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BABYYYYYYYYY

[hasty nova]

WELLLLLLLLLLLL

[cyan oxide]

NUMBER ONE

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[pulsar trail]

Yeah fuck you poor person, fuck your hungry ass kids too

[subtle quail]

Number one rahhhh

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-gif-11967745087810666193

[pulsar trail]

Mfers vote to end free lunches to hungry kids and then tell me to accept Jesus

[jolly junco]

should of picked up an extra shift at mac daddys loser

[pulsar trail]

Like bro yall reading this bible or what

Cause Jesus hates you

[cyan oxide]

you see

kids don't pay taxes

[pulsar trail]

Yes they do

[cyan oxide]

why give them anything

[pulsar trail]

When they BUY THINGS

CONSUME MORE

[cyan oxide]

no no

the IRS doesn't get the cut

[pulsar trail]

They do from sales tax

[cyan oxide]

oh?

ok in a way yeah right

[jolly junco]

sir uncle sam always gets his cut

in the end

[pulsar trail]

Dog the IRS was created to destroy political enemies

[cyan oxide]

yeah I forgot about that

IRS always wins

[pulsar trail]

They always get something

[hasty nova]

They haven't been winning very much, recently.

[pulsar trail]

FDR literally weaponized the IRS to fuck his political opponents

(They didn’t make it hard)

[hasty nova]

They start on the left and end up like on the right after like a decade of reimpregnating the cotton.

[undone bone]

rampant corruption

dont impregnate cotton pls

[hasty nova]

To be fair, if you go after your political opponents for being corrupt pieces of shit, not that FDR only did that, it's warranted.

[undone bone]

that happened in my country

[pulsar trail]

Also petition to remove lawyers from being lawmakers

[undone bone]

it did not end that well

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

(the guy got killed)

i forgot which one

[pulsar trail]

Keep it so all they can do is advise on drafting legislation

[hasty nova]

If you want to make a tremendous amount of money in the worst possible way, look for avenues into the rebuilding of Ukraine.

[undone bone]

gotta invest in the weapon makers

[pulsar trail]

Lockheed your way to victory

[hasty nova]

Not even that, they're going to need a tremendous amount of logistics for legitimate construction

[pulsar trail]

Those bunker busters ain’t building themselves

[hasty nova]

And as good as weapons manufacturing is for making money, the construction graft is even better

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

Me dealing with reality

[hasty nova]

An industry where nothing ever goes as planned, everything is always late, everything is always more expensive, and all of that is expected.

This on top of having the very real ability to cook the books to such a degree that it would make a younger Donald Trump blush.

[undone bone]

construction must be one of the biggest corrupt things ever too

[hasty nova]

Get in bed with the very real ultra nationalist gangs that are going to come out of eastern Ukraine to make sure that your competitors can literally never finish a product or project

[undone bone]

i have only done some residential 3 years ago

and it was horrible

now i only do verifications etc on factory or professional

[hasty nova]

Pay them a small amount of money while you siphon as much American reconstruction funding to do the products and projects that your opponents, I mean competition, couldn't complete for some peculiar reason.

[jolly junco]

seems with a lot of the newer builds a lot of expensive problems arise after the warranty ends.

[hasty nova]

Weird, thankfully I know a guy that can help you.

[pulsar trail]

It’s a great coincidence honestly

[hasty nova]

Also make sure to take insurance out on those buildings that you definitely didn't put together way too fast and for way too little money

[jolly junco]

saw something how goldman is now the biggest plumbing company somehow

[pulsar trail]

Magic how it always happens right as the warranty expires

[hasty nova]

While using myriad shell companies to reinvest the government funding back into your own pockets, opening accounts to bet on your success and your failures individually

[pulsar trail]

I’m just gonna be poor and live in the mountains

[hasty nova]

It'll take more than the rest of your life to figure out the mess that's going to happen, don't worry about getting caught no one's going to care

[pulsar trail]

In not America

[hasty nova]

I'm actually just going to escape into the fucking mountains

Get on the first ship to slave colony one for Bill gates's third son's asteroid mining expedition.

[pulsar trail]

@hasty nova I finally have a microwave

The contractor came in

[jolly junco]

I thought that was everyone's dream. disappear into the Iranian mountains with the harem

[pulsar trail]

And did it

[jolly junco]

[pulsar trail]

6 months later

[jolly junco]

what the

was it one of those installed over the oven

not on the counter basically

[pulsar trail]

In the island

[undone bone]

was some electrical shit not working?

[hasty nova]

Welcome to 1993.

[undone bone]

i dread that happening to me

[pulsar trail]

I sent him a novel being like big dog I’m just gonna hire an electrician to run the wiring and install it myself

He magically became available today

[pulsar trail]

They didn’t have this shit in 93 big dog

[undone bone]

there is one power switch badly splitted

and when you flip the light the switch stops working

i cba fixing it

[pulsar trail]

I don’t want to discuss how much this fucking thing cost me

[undone bone]

and i cant legally fix it even if i know how to

[pulsar trail]

Because my wife HAD to have it

It is cool though

[undone bone]

is that a dehydrator?

[jolly junco]

that thing does everything

[pulsar trail]

Dog that’s a microwave

[undone bone]

oh the white circle thingy confused me

but likely does do it

[pulsar trail]

This thing better do my laundry for how much it cost

[jolly junco]

it's like a commercial restaurant micrrowave

[pulsar trail]

Whatever happened to putting a $150 microwave on a countertop

[jolly junco]

[undone bone]

you can likely microwave the germs off

[pulsar trail]

Good thing is when the stress kills me

My job will pay my wife 3 years of my salary in life insurance

Win win for both of us

[undone bone]

banger

[pulsar trail]

[hasty nova]

...

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-deal-yeah-right-agreed-i-would-make-that-deal-gif-15679299

[undone bone]

i told my sister she can have my crypto when i die

but all my other money will go to weaponize cats

[pulsar trail]

Yeah I know

Trust me

[undone bone]

or make cat girls

[pulsar trail]

When my dad found out how much it cost he wanted to smack the shit out of me

[hasty nova]

They don't even make refrigerators out of iron anymore...

How am I supposed to die when it falls on me?

Do you even have an induction stove top?

[undone bone]

i was told to never get a fridge with the ice maker

[hasty nova]

Fucking better...

[undone bone]

that shit breaks more than anything

and it is a bitch to fix

[pulsar trail]

From the leaking refrigerant now that it’s all designed to break down

[undone bone]

oh oxi knows

[hasty nova]

And this is why God made duct tape

[pulsar trail]

Nah I got a gas range with an induction oven

I’m a natural gas guy

Because I can still cook when the power is out

[jolly junco]

[undone bone]

i still have an analog landline

[jolly junco]

it's your fault when the ice caps melt buddy

[undone bone]

got it for some work and never took it out

[pulsar trail]

I lived through the 2003 rolling blackouts

[hasty nova]

Nice, it's really important to have as many leaking lines of fuel into your home as you can get

[pulsar trail]

Gas dryer too

[jolly junco]

they tried to ban gas stoves here but courts struck it down eventually

[pulsar trail]

I want this house to explode with me in it

[hasty nova]

It's a damn good thing that Donald Trump doesn't want to get rid of like 30% of the power grid

[pulsar trail]

You know

I saw an interesting statistic

Because privatized is way better right

Waaaaay better than public anything

[hasty nova]

Yuh

For example, the amount of private electricity I can squeeze out of my ass

[pulsar trail]

How come Texas’s power grid has more issues AND costs more than everyone else’s?

I think it’s up there with California

[hasty nova]

Because of a hesitant to weatherize

[peak solar]

california is the biggest electric scam i've ever seen in my fuckin life

oh we just charge double between 4 pm and 9 pm every day cause fuck you

[hasty nova]

30% of the Texas grid is supplied by wind

[pulsar trail]

That’s everywhere lol

[peak solar]

oh nvm then

electricity is just ass

[pulsar trail]

It’s 2pm through 7pm in Michigan

[peak solar]

[pulsar trail]

DTE out here molesting me and my bank account

[hasty nova]

MOVE TO NORTH CAROLINA

[peak solar]

literal price gouging

i'm in norcal

i still get gouged

[pulsar trail]

My bill came in at $214

[peak solar]

oh carolina

reading

lol

[pulsar trail]

Setting my AC to 70 during the heat waves

[peak solar]

[pulsar trail]

Was $80 more

lol

[peak solar]

i can't use ac here

if i turn ac on bill goes to like 500$

instantly

[hasty nova]

There is dynamic pricing the closer you get to cities, but out here in the middle of fucking nowhere...

[pulsar trail]

So like why not just leave it at 70

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

Bro

My bill came in by email

At 4:30am

Woke me up

[peak solar]

💀

[pulsar trail]

Check my email

[peak solar]

that's so toxic

[pulsar trail]

$300

I screamed

[peak solar]

omg

[pulsar trail]

Walked my ass to the thermostat and reprogrammed it

[undone bone]

im so glad i have solar

[hasty nova]

[jolly junco]

ya i need the AC going strong homie. also 100 with rain this week wtffff

[pulsar trail]

We have blackout curtains in every room btw

[peak solar]

smart

needa invest in those

[undone bone]

apart from mining it has helpet quite a bit for general electric bill

[pulsar trail]

Still doesn’t get lower than 74 during the heatwave

[peak solar]

oof

[pulsar trail]

Gotta figure out how to replace this roof in the next couple of years

That’s another 10-15k

Home ownership is great! Woo!

[peak solar]

[hasty nova]

We have a hurricane coming through so the weather is pretty nice

For me.

[pulsar trail]

Bro fuck this summer

If it wasn’t hot as fuck it was pouring

[peak solar]

nice lil breeze

[pulsar trail]

Worst summer ever

[hasty nova]

It was an especially bad one

[peak solar]

just been hot as hell yea

[pulsar trail]

Either 100 degrees or torrential rain

[jolly junco]

it was 120 the other week

[pulsar trail]

Glad climate change is fake!

[peak solar]

clean coal

[pulsar trail]

Chinese hoax

[hasty nova]

[peak solar]

gahdamn

[pulsar trail]

Bro I get so mad thinking about all the dumb shit people believe in this country

Like there’s no fucking way man

[peak solar]

i just stopped caring i'm ngl

[hasty nova]

North Carolina is a schizophrenic place when it comes to the weather, but when it's nice it's pretty fucking nice without having to be in California.

[pulsar trail]

I’m being punk’d

Where’s Ashton Kutcher

Like with how fucked up our weather has been

There’s no way

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-wind-donald-trump-windmill-the-wind-is-it-blowing-today-gif-7612209641465706092

[pulsar trail]

Mfers believer in space lasers

But not climate change

[peak solar]

*jewish space lasers

[pulsar trail]

Like okay man

[peak solar]

but not climate change

[pulsar trail]

That was just marj

[hasty nova]

[peak solar]

oh ok lol

[pulsar trail]

The rest believe the California wildfires were started by lasers by the federal government

The blue bins didn’t melt!

[peak solar]

💀

dog i can literally

walk like

[pulsar trail]

Paint your roof blue!

[peak solar]

8 minutes from my house

and find a fire hazard

[pulsar trail]

No bro

[peak solar]

right next to a fucking oil tree

[pulsar trail]

It’s because it’s not painted blue

[peak solar]

these people are redacted

[pulsar trail]

Just paint everything blue

That’ll fix it

These people vote man

Like what the fuck

[peak solar]

that's my favorite lol

i voted i'm the solution

ok bud

[pulsar trail]

We let them have a fucking firearm

Designed to kill people

[peak solar]

yep

[hasty nova]

They're designed to kill tyrants.

[peak solar]

we just goin with the flow

the big dumb flow

[pulsar trail]

Good ol yamtits

Dropping knowledge

[hasty nova]

I'm going to say it, South Park is out done the onion, by quite the margin.

[pulsar trail]

Give me liberty, or give me a custom Boeing 757

[hasty nova]

I thought this was pertinent, no idea why.

[sinful terrace]

#wow-general

[pulsar trail]

You see the new dodge commercial

It’s literally the cringiest car commercial ever

[jolly junco]

is it the dana white one

[hasty nova]

I'm pretty used to them trying to tow completely miscellaneous items with trucks that nobody wants

[pulsar trail]

https://youtu.be/u1KC9ssyNUk

[hasty nova]

But if they're doing the literal fascist appeasement I think I might just end the call Right here and now

[pulsar trail]

Why didn’t it embed

[hasty nova]

Looks good to me

[jolly junco]

ya dana white one. my dad was roasting the fk out of this commercial gave me a chuckle

[pulsar trail]

Is that Dana white talking?

Oh my god

[jolly junco]

yup

[pulsar trail]

BRO

💀💀💀

[jolly junco]

[hasty nova]

Stelantis is literally going out of business

[pulsar trail]

The Chrysler curse

[hasty nova]

But they got jets in the commercial and some wonderful American exceptionalism so...

[pulsar trail]

My dad always told me he’d never drive a Chrysler

He’s seen it go bankrupt 4 times since he immigrated here

[hasty nova]

Hilariously, the pathway out of that fucking hole is probably the full ram back into Dodge and actually do something with Chrysler

Dump all of the failing European brands that they picked up over the past 200 fucking years

[pulsar trail]

Remember when Mercedes bought Chrysler to steal the powertrains from the jeeps?

And then left it to rot?

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

Took all their decent American production factories

And just gut it for anything useful

[hasty nova]

Nationalize the fucking automotive industry I'm not even kidding

[pulsar trail]

Only one American company showed it deserves to operate

They liquidated all their assets lol

To avoid bailout money

Sold off jaguar and land rover to Tata

Consolidated their fleets

Sold off Aston Martin too I think

And sold Mazda back some of their shares

[hasty nova]

That reminds me that stalantis owns Maserati

Or something, fucking ridiculous

[pulsar trail]

It sure does!

And Ferrari

[hasty nova]

Yeah I don't think that they own them for very much more time though, or at least they haven't driven that thing into the ground or into the side of a cliff, or off of an Italian alp

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's too bad that Ford has like 200 recalls this year

Not too sure what that's about honestly

[pulsar trail]

Wait they sold their Ferrari share in 2014

To buy Chrysler

HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A GREAT BUSINESS DECISION

[hasty nova]

That is one of the most potato brain ass things I've ever heard

Did Ferrari by their shit back or does like the Duke of Wellington own or something now

Probably fucking Volkswagen

[pulsar trail]

Better than GM, 25% of GM’s cars are getting lemoned

[hasty nova]

WHO CAN'T MAKE A PROFITABLE VEHICLE TO SAVE THEIR FUCKING LIVES

[pulsar trail]

Volkswagen is great at making engines that burn oil after 30,000 miles

Ask me how I know

[hasty nova]

Yeah, unironically the best and most stable purchase you can make from Ford is the GTD and that was made by Canadians and also costs $400,000, but it is really neat.

[pulsar trail]

[hasty nova]

No need.

[pulsar trail]

I took it to my buddy who owns an oil change

Because I got a low oil indicator

3000 miles after an oil change

He was like yeah VWs are notorious for this

[hasty nova]

I was right, Ferrari owns ferrari, what a stupid fucking sale that was

[pulsar trail]

I was like WOW GREAT

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/daytona-sp3-ferrari-daytona-sp3-ferrari-gif-1450830466404819046

[pulsar trail]

Fiat S.p.A. held a majority stake in Ferrari from 1969 to 2014, but never fully owned the company. In 2016, Ferrari became a standalone company after spinning off from Fiat Chrysler Automobiles (FCA), a merger between Fiat and Chrysler.

[hasty nova]

Yeah also Fiat, that shit can totally work in America

[pulsar trail]

The new alfas look really nice

Idk how they drive

But they’re pretty

[hasty nova]

Just need that company to be, RAM for trucks, Dodge for ram trucks, Jeep makes totally fine SUVs, Chrysler for cars, Fiat for slightly cheaper cars

The new alfas are very good

Like VERY good

[pulsar trail]

Priced to be very good too

[hasty nova]

Yeah but I have no idea how the servicing is with those cars in America

[pulsar trail]

Depends on how hard stellantis tried to make their mechanics more than useless

[hasty nova]

Just get a robot to do the maintenance after a robot has scanned your car to find all of the microscopic imperfections are now going to have to spend more money on

Dog I HATE this shit.

[arctic violet]

u doing what to the cotton? pause

sexy time?

[edgy lion]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-nok-nok-noot-noot-nok-noot-gif-25826366

[hasty nova]

I'M GOING TO RUB MY ORGANIC WAX ALL OVER IT, AND THEN GET IT SO HOT THAT IT GETS A LITTLE STICKY

And then I'm going to let it cool down until it's ready, and then I'm going to manhandle it, stuffing it full of my private belongings

[undone bone]

and put another bag into it