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arctic violet
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i can relate

calm elbow
leaden flint
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amn't

hasty nova
leaden flint
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You gonna post it anyways

hasty nova
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Naahhh

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Not here anyway.

leaden flint
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ok send toes

hasty nova
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Check requests caterm

leaden flint
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now we are friends ... TWICE

idle cipher
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!iq

hollow ravenBOT
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27: saryero_ IQ Classification: Imbecile

idle cipher
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!tox

hollow ravenBOT
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279: saryero_ is very unhealthy toxic.

lean stump
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we will say dick exploded

modest lion
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you might need this

leaden flint
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You look like a penis omegalul

hasty nova
modest lion
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i like how they have gendered and even gender-neutral insults for some of this stuff

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very progressive and inclusive

hasty nova
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Ironic.

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Should be happy with the soft outcome.

lavish bloom
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🤖

wind cloak
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I have the badge 💀 <RH> now

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!pf new badge

hollow ravenBOT
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Statops - PokéFusion:

#120 - Staryu

#141 - Kabutops

hoary spindle
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!pf my badge is cooler

hollow ravenBOT
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Eevgong - PokéFusion:

#133 - Eevee

#87 - Dewgong

lavish bloom
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!pf we love casting spells

hollow ravenBOT
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Kakmar - PokéFusion:

#14 - Kakuna

#126 - Magmar

timid kayak
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!pf x 42

hollow ravenBOT
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Kabubat - PokéFusion:

#141 - Kabutops

#42 - Golbat

hasty nova
wet cradle
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!cibe

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!vibe

hollow ravenBOT
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327: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

undone bone
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that is not a lot of hp

hoary spindle
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!vibe

hollow ravenBOT
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355: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

hoary spindle
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Ryker lowkey a meme god

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Holy

hasty nova
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(kill!)

inner wadi
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GIMME A TLDR

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im at work

ornate iris
modest lion
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why would they be at risk of shooting american soldiers when bombing iran with drones? WeirdDude

inner wadi
hasty nova
# inner wadi GIMME A TLDR

1250 horsepower, sub two seconds 0 to 60, sub 9 second quarter mile, new brake rotor compound, bunch of new driving profiles, only in 2026 interior, bespoke user interface different from the eray, really stupid name

inner wadi
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yeah why not call it zora

hasty nova
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Uhhh

inner wadi
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that wouldve been peK

hasty nova
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Because they've never called anything that

inner wadi
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peak

hasty nova
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And he's been dead for an eon caterm

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People will continue to call the all-wheel drive psycho Corvette the Zora, Chevrolet never will.

inner wadi
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i just texted my brother that video

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“damn”

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“lets go half?”

hasty nova
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ZR1 already has like a $150,000 dealer markup

inner wadi
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yeah ive seen lmao

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and people are still paying it

hasty nova
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Yeah once your car is like $200,000 the price doesn't really matter

ripe wasp
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!vibe cum

hollow ravenBOT
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347: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

raw python
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!pf poe time finally KomodoHype

hollow ravenBOT
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Tangypuff - PokéFusion:

#114 - Tangela

#39 - Jigglypuff

raw python
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the 2:30pm queue wtf

cyan oxide
undone bone
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how weird is taking a car like that to a race place

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just to go fast

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or you cant

soft pendant
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godspeed

ripe wasp
hasty nova
undone bone
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yea

hasty nova
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Totally normal

fiery nexus
ripe wasp
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One of the people whose mail I deliver moved near the racetrack specifically to go there more to let loose with his cars

hasty nova
# undone bone yea

Speaking specifically about this car, it's very much made to be slung around a track.

calm elbow
hasty nova
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There's going to be rules about what kind of safety you as a driver might need, and so long you pass those safety requirements and have whatever tests done they might need you to take for certification, you just pay for time and go have fun.

undone bone
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that is dope

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we had that with horses too

hasty nova
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Yep

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Every track in the country also has a bunch of clubs that reserve, sometimes weekends, for the club members to get seat time and depending on whether or not they're official clubs or whether they're very nice clubs, there will be or could be driving trainers as part of the package for the weekend

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Official clubs in this case being manufacturer clubs, think Porsche driver's clubs

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Some of those manufacturers clubs also bring out cars for people to test drive via their driver experience programs

sinful terrace
raw python
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yea ive been having to hop over to canada east but even they get fucked up sometimes

undone bone
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maybe it is time to get some business advertising custom VPN routing solutions for PoE

raw python
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but they usually are back to normal way before washington server is

sinful terrace
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Texas has been stable for me since I switched off Washington DC

lyric spear
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you know what's crazy is that i just got a dm from @modest lion yesterday asking me to try out his new game

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and i was like wow seli good for you for getting into game dev

elder patrol
hasty nova
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SOME of us are productive.

calm elbow
sinful terrace
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!vibecheck

hollow ravenBOT
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102: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

elder patrol
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!pf 102

hollow ravenBOT
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Exeggacool - PokéFusion:

#102 - Exeggcute

#72 - Tentacool

elder patrol
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hmm

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volcano?

leaden flint
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yeah indonesia apparently

fiery nexus
hoary spindle
sinful terrace
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!vibe PEEE

hollow ravenBOT
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436: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

elder patrol
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!vibe POOP

hollow ravenBOT
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130: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

hasty nova
hasty nova
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Westoid.

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Oooooo...fabrics.

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Holy shit look at that cross-ply...

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1500mm hydrostatic head??!¿??!!!

hasty nova
leaden flint
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why is he hard

hasty nova
shell sparrow
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Being hard?

leaden flint
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lol

hasty nova
waxen latch
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always

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should check a doctor

hasty nova
shell sparrow
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@modest lion @torn mural

modest lion
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awwww so cute

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cute lil fox

hasty nova
hoary spindle
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So good

hasty nova
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Did people have their eyes and ears closed the first time?

hoary spindle
hasty nova
humble rivet
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To just slap trump bame on anything poor value to sell it

modest lion
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same with the elon/trump divorce. people just forgot that there was almost no one in the first administration that lasted longer than 6 months in their position

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with some notable exceptions

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the more racist/bigoted you are, the more likely youll last longer than 6months

wet cradle
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i know a lot of heavy left people who like guns

hoary spindle
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(TM)

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I’m talking about the dudes who don’t wipe, because they think touching their asshole is gay

hasty nova
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Some of them weren't replaced for months

hasty nova
hoary spindle
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I hate having to wash my ass in the sink

hasty nova
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Get the hose ...

lavish bloom
calm elbow
wet cradle
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Do you guys

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want to see what nearly 100k looks like

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here you go

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enjoy

hasty nova
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...wtf

hasty nova
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I was thinking if there's no way this fucking bag is a one out of five, this shit doesn't make any sense.

hoary spindle
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New bike wheels I got go absolutely bananas

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Held just under 20mph for 30 miles

hasty nova
hasty nova
inner wadi
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and the other half is posting about bags on discord

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3 halves buddy!!!!

subtle quail
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And the fourth half is posting about opening cases!

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Let’s go gambling!!!!!!!!

inner wadi
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hell yeah

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i opened 10 more last night

subtle quail
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Anything good?

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I did get a purple from the weekly case alongside the AK

hasty nova
inner wadi
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i got the glock

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so

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not really

rocky patio
inner wadi
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lmfao

rocky patio
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I tilted him

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And he blocked me

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This saddens me

inner wadi
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@hasty nova

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lmfao

hasty nova
# inner wadi

Yeah there's a lot of this going around and I'm not the kind of person that's going to go through their history to see if they were ever on the Trump train

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Because there's a lot of bullshit masquerading as tramp aligned conservatism as well

hasty nova
inner wadi
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a florida team should not be winning in hockey

calm elbow
cyan oxide
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Chat is Herman miller truly the only chair brand worth the money

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They cost way too much in here

hasty nova
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Steelcase

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These are American brands however

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So they're going to cost

cyan oxide
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Import taxes fees and whatever

hasty nova
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Do you have, I'm sure that you do, office supplies resellers?

cyan oxide
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Yeah but it’s a bunch of…….unknown brands?

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Not necessarily bad, I just don’t know shit about them

hasty nova
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Mmmm

cyan oxide
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And something makes me believe that a 100 dollar chair isn’t exactly going to be STELLAR

hasty nova
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I'm not sure that there's going to be a better solution for you than buying second hand office supplies

cyan oxide
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oh shit hadn’t thought of second hand

hasty nova
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Or maybe like refurbished

cyan oxide
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Need companies to die

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And sell off their office supplies

hasty nova
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But basically we're looking for a company that buys all of the office chairs and tables and shit win some office closed down

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Yuhuhyuh

cyan oxide
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When Covid started, a few friends bought like 8 chairs in a bundle

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All aeron

hasty nova
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And there's like a trillion fucking startups so offices definitely are closing down

cyan oxide
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They paid less than what 2 brand new ones would cost

hasty nova
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Yeah that's where we got all of our chairs from

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Our guy even put four of every chair we asked for into one of his trucks and drove 30 minutes to have us come sit in them on the road

cyan oxide
hasty nova
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North Carolina is a weirdly wholesome place sometimes

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Like, if I need any car work done, I can call someone and they will drive to my driveway and do the work in my driveway for normal pricing

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Maybe a little off if I entice them with alcohol

cyan oxide
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k, tomorrow I’ll turn into a company vulture

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looking for dying ones

hasty nova
cyan oxide
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Lotus is typing

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I do not want to test your game

peak solar
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Ok now that I’m back who wants to help me test this cool new

hasty nova
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Steal that shit from fucking garbage cans

peak solar
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This shit sucks OMEGAKEKW

hasty nova
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Cool new what man?

peak solar
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Brick of a pc

hasty nova
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At least you got your shit back

peak solar
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I think I got saved by random 2fa and multiple emails but no clue

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I tend not to save pws and still got blasted

cyan oxide
hasty nova
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I guess it really matters if they got into your email or not, if the most they did was get your discord credentials, or your session ID to blast out more fishing, then there's not much harm done

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Like if they were looking for crypto wallets and you've got nothing then they don't really get anything

inner wadi
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hey esra i can fix your account and pc for you

peak solar
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Not sure tbh and if they did I changed everything and my bank wasn’t touched thankfully

inner wadi
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just send me a picture of the whacky little debit card you have

peak solar
inner wadi
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front and back

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and do not redeem

cyan oxide
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SAR

peak solar
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My pcs def bricked tho just unplugged it and reinstalling windows

cyan oxide
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DO NOT REDEEM

hasty nova
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I do think that a lot of them are just looking for easy crypto wallet snatching

peak solar
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Would make sense

hasty nova
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So if they don't find anything like that they're just going to fuck off to the next guy

inner wadi
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mfs try to steal my identity and they gon feel sorry for me

peak solar
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I’m not an easy target and I’m poor

inner wadi
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buddy i aint got nothin!

peak solar
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They prob looked at me and felt bad

inner wadi
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real

hasty nova
inner wadi
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i got a bag of hot fries on my desk

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and a half eaten nerds rope

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who want me

subtle quail
peak solar
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Like damn bro you really livin like this

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Needs rope is the best rope

cyan oxide
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Crypto? E-wallet? Hell no.

I keep my 30 bucks of crypto in a 600 dollar cold wallet

hoary spindle
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Literally me in 2007

peak solar
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I keep 30$ in my pocket

inner wadi
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alright macklemore

slim epoch
peak solar
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Nah I just don’t trust banks OMEGAKEKW

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Chase be stealin

hoary spindle
subtle quail
inner wadi
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theres too many people in the club

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im scared

peak solar
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Too many people here I will FaceTime you from home

subtle quail
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You are 30! Too old to be in the club

inner wadi
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buddy i feel too old to be ALIVE

sinful terrace
cyan oxide
slim epoch
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doz supports unions

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disgusting

inner wadi
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what if we stopped calling them unions

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and started calling them guilds

cyan oxide
slim epoch
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they tried that with the freemasons

sinful terrace
slim epoch
inner wadi
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doz mustve got hacked

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he would never be horny on main

sinful terrace
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dog

peak solar
inner wadi
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yeah that confirms it

cyan oxide
inner wadi
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he got hacked by quake

sinful terrace
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quake can be horny times infinity but i say one thing and mfers think i got hacked

inner wadi
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LMFAO

sinful terrace
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aintnoway

slim epoch
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quick little peck with the bussy lips makes a man feel alive again

slim epoch
cyan oxide
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Wrong reply

inner wadi
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smh

sinful terrace
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experience deez nuts

inner wadi
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shouldve asked to be paid in trident layers

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you dunderhead

cyan oxide
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500k xph pretty good

sinful terrace
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minalba can i have 100 chaos plz

slim epoch
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looking to jumpstart my flicker build can i hold a mirror

sinful terrace
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real

inner wadi
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would you like a small loan

cyan oxide
sinful terrace
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how tf you doing hc

cyan oxide
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I’m not

sinful terrace
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i get one tapped by a random merc

sinful terrace
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(im only in act 5)

cyan oxide
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Mercs are fine now I think (?)

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But I also got a lot tankier

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So idk

hasty nova
inner wadi
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oh shit

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skate playtest in july

hasty nova
cyan oxide
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there’s even that famous mf

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Tony

slim epoch
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@subtle quail ur famous

hasty nova
inner wadi
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tony skate

sinful terrace
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@tidal anchor yea whispyr's account is compromised, don't click anything he sends

tidal anchor
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Thank you Doz!

slim epoch
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as the person that compromised his acc you should actually click the links

subtle quail
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🛹 how do you do my fellow skaterz

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I tried skateboarding for like a year. Fucked my shins up cause I couldn’t figure out how to Ollie and gave up

nova obsidian
cyan oxide
subtle quail
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I didn’t. I was already into Hayley Williams by then

tidal anchor
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Welp I'm no longer welcomed on Whispyr's Discord apparently OMEGAKEKW

sinful terrace
tidal anchor
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"The only [Game name with "Blocky"in it] I'll get is the block button for you 👍" 💀

timid kayak
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or he also kicked me out

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for telling him to chortle by balls

subtle quail
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He’s probably blocking you. I’m not kicked yet but I haven’t gotten a message

timid kayak
hasty nova
subtle quail
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I was too

timid kayak
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old fuk

subtle quail
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No you

timid kayak
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but avril was like

remote surge
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discord drama? where?

timid kayak
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middle school

subtle quail
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Yeah true. I guess I wasn’t into her then idk

subtle quail
remote surge
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oh

tidal anchor
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To the shadows I return. Stay safe! 💙 /cast Vanish

subtle quail
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Damn. That’s a good sticker. Gotta use that more

remote surge
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it took a second

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to parse what it was

inner wadi
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damn

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bro getting a hat trick to win the cup

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crazy

subtle quail
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Crazy

sinful terrace
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i was crazy once

subtle quail
inner wadi
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you should do it again

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history repeats itself

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haha

subtle quail
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Sorry I just needed that in my recent stickers

cyan oxide
inner wadi
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@subtle quail

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today was first day back at work from my lil staycation

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should i treat myself

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with a singular case

subtle quail
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Yes. Just one

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I might get my first tattoo Friday

inner wadi
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ooh

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of what

subtle quail
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Tribute to some homies that died

cyan oxide
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Good shit

subtle quail
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But it’s the first time in my life I have enough disposable income to be like yeha I can afford a tattoo

cyan oxide
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Big big reason

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Celebrating friends that passed and a comfortable living situation

subtle quail
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Hell yeah

timid kayak
subtle quail
inner wadi
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ive never seen an empty net

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with that much time remaining

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thats wild

subtle quail
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Gotta do it in the finals

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Desperation

inner wadi
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they should fight just because

subtle quail
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They might

inner wadi
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but then if you lose the fight and the cup

subtle quail
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Florida players probably won’t want to tho

inner wadi
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you gotta retire

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do fights even happen that much during playoffs

subtle quail
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Yeah

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Florida got in plenty of them

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But they definitely happen less

hoary spindle
cyan oxide
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LETSGOOOOOO IM GETTING SCAMMED

subtle quail
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There it is

hoary spindle
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Post updates

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Have the scammer buy you robux

subtle quail
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Whisp and I dm’ed 2 weeks ago and I haven’t gotten a chance to be scammed yet

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Unlucker

cyan oxide
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unfort

subtle quail
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Also did anyone read that message before the bot got it

cyan oxide
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Unlucky really

hasty nova
hot crystal
sinful terrace
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!vibecheck

hollow ravenBOT
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467: Vibes are immaculate pepe_chad

subtle quail
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!vibe

hollow ravenBOT
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382: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

lavish bloom
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Whysper og account isn’t banned from my server yet

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Prolly should ban huh

timid kayak
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PES_Salute zar got got by phishsphyr

lavish bloom
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So did lotus

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I will ban

subtle quail
lavish bloom
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He is banned

median gale
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!vibe my homie rn

hollow ravenBOT
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214: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.

hot crystal
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Wait

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Esra got hacked?

soft pendant
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ya

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i helped him fix it

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he just needs to reimage his computer

acoustic portal
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Yoo Ravenholdt sever tag

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let’s go

hot crystal
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Whispyrs server compromised

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Dont click the link (duh)

subtle quail
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damn, they deleted the general chat

odd flint
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i didn't get to put a disclaimer after the shitpost

brazen eagle
subtle quail
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or maybe muted me

brazen eagle
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oh, not in RH

subtle quail
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in whispyrs server

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the phisher posted

odd flint
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probably should've redacted the link but

brazen eagle
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ye, please don't download that

subtle quail
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No i won't lol

odd flint
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i need to go buy a paid version of winrar hang on brb

brazen eagle
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^ don't

odd flint
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bro would've had me if he named it feetpics.exe

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tragic

swift perch
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bro's going through it

subtle quail
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He deleted the general chat when i said don't

swift perch
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that's fine

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he's leaving all my group chats too right now

subtle quail
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idk how discord's 2fa works but i think i turned mine on now?

swift perch
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that's the neat thing about discord's 2fa

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it doesn't

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the recovery codes for 2fa are stored locally

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so it's basically pointless

brazen eagle
swift perch
brazen eagle
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he could have used the "silent leave group" option

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so its not sus

brazen eagle
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🙃

peak solar
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The leave group scared the crap outta me uglyassdog

wintry totem
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Phishpyr hasn't messaged me yet, I see how it is

subtle quail
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Same

native flower
wintry totem
subtle quail
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yeah

wintry totem
hot crystal
timid kayak
subtle quail
swift perch
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The great phishpyr incident of ‘25

subtle quail
subtle quail
wintry totem
swift perch
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are we friends on discord?

wintry totem
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Tell him to get his act together

swift perch
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I think it's only dm'ing friends

wintry totem
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I'm gullible and easily tricked

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Prime target

wintry totem
swift perch
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you're probably safe then

wintry totem
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Damn, not adding to my virus collection any time soon garf

dusty scarab
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@swift perch Man I knew this wasn't you within a second

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You're never this cordial

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You unhinged lunatic

dusty scarab
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Real

hot crystal
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hey man...

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freakbob here

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its been a while

dusty scarab
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SO tempted to just DM the most unhinged shit to the phisher guy but I don't want to play with fire PEPW

hot crystal
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careful or he might steal your account

dusty scarab
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Real

elder patrol
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!pf any game devs in chat?

hollow ravenBOT
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Omantwo - PokéFusion:

#138 - Omanyte

#150 - Mewtwo

timid kayak
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@swift perch

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congrats smile_dog

swift perch
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dude

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that's wild

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I'm not engaged

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but that's gotta be some GPT shit

subtle quail
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Wow. What was that ring you got me

timid kayak
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idk man I think they were just trying to sell it more or somethin

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so random ICANT

waxen latch
dusty scarab
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Man that's crazy dude did you go on 90 Day Fiance or something?

dusty scarab
# timid kayak

Hey man that's great news! So does this mean no more feet pics?

waxen latch
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@soft pendant

hasty nova
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  • unreasonably angry dragon
wintry totem
waxen latch
calm elbow
dusty scarab
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Whispyr’s discord server got fucking dunked on man AINTNOWAY

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Some random account has server owner status now

waxen latch
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@wet cradle aaaaaaand marathon got delayed with no release date

humble rivet
calm elbow
unique isle
dusty scarab
elder patrol
fiery nexus
leaden flint
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Lunch outside is big good

dusty scarab
fiery nexus
wintry totem
humble rivet
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More bombing

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But China America and Russia are screaming for people to get out of Iran and isreal respectfully

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Only think that can piece Iran underground nuclear facility

fiery nexus
humble rivet
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Is a usa owned bunker buster

wintry totem
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Can shit not be fucked for like, a month. I need a break

fiery nexus
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Maybe someone had a sick birthday party

leaden flint
fiery nexus
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Damn, rehab for financing lunches?

leaden flint
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sure

fiery nexus
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Tough hope you can beat it

fiery nexus
wintry totem
leaden flint
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Insane quote

hasty nova
wintry totem
sinful terrace
leaden flint
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Millennial Falcons rise up

hasty nova
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I worked a lot longer than 30 minutes but I did fuck off into the wilderness there for a little while.

swift perch
# fiery nexus

how is it a surprise if they announce it on state media

leaden flint
# hasty nova

three ingredients into an 3-ingredients recipe — "add salt"

hasty nova
fiery nexus
hasty nova
fiery nexus
#

Back when I lived with my grandma on the space rock farm we didn't have much food

calm elbow
fiery nexus
#

Before I was born my parents had me working in the mines which is where I learned how to make this. It goes great after a day of trying to hold a pick axe with fetus hands

#

After my aunt Louie gave birth to me I honed it to perfection

hasty nova
#

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

hasty nova
#

And so on one cold night, as I woke wrapped in tattered blanket, this meatloaf came to mind...

#

... It's a simple meatloaf, containing only of four ingredients...

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6000 words later

fiery nexus
#

Ingredients never listed

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Cooking temp never listed

hasty nova
#

Like why in the fuck are the ingredients never fucking listed, this is a rhetorical question

fiery nexus
#

Just mix the ingredients and cook for 1-5 hours as needed til it reaches your desired level of burned

hasty nova
#

It's so fucking infuriating scrolling through this motherfucker's life story only to never get the answer you were looking for

fiery nexus
#

I wanna write those and put unhinged stuff in them

hasty nova
#

Because the answer is contained in a singular image that the website conveniently crops half of to deliver another advertisement

fiery nexus
#

Make sure to sign up for our news letter

hasty nova
#

We actually already signed you up to our newsletter via that dark patterned Google login that you thought you clicked off of earlier

#

As a millennial I've learned two lessons in life;

  • never answer the phone

  • never click on anything ever

#

It's a remarkable thing to go from always answering the phone regardless of the time of day, to literally never answering the phone if it rings.

fiery nexus
#

"THE LOAF MUST LIVE"

You ever been to Cincinnati in February? That’s where the meat first spoke to me. Not in English, mind you — no, it throbbed. Right there in the Winn-Dixie parking lot, wrapped in cling film and fear. So I took it. Not stole it. Claimed it. Destiny don’t ring a register.

I brought it home in the trunk, next to the damp encyclopedias and two cans of expired pineapple. Don’t ask. You already know.

Anyway, the loaf. You’re gonna want to soften the rage — so scream into a bowl of bread crumbs. No breadcrumbs? Tear up old phone book pages. Same texture, more secrets. I used the Yellow Pages for “Revenge Consultants.” That’s how you get the binding agents emotionally invested.

Now the egg. Just one. No, wait, seven. It depends on whether Mercury’s in retrograde and how recently you’ve betrayed your ancestors. Mix it with... something viscous. I used my cousin Gerald’s protein shake and a dollop of lukewarm mustard I found inside a hollowed-out garden gnome. Again: don't ask. Gerald’s fine. For now.

Spices? Forget spices. Use attitude. I once shouted at the meat for 15 minutes until it congealed out of spite. If you must season it, do so only with regret and a splash of something that says, “Why is it glowing?”

Shape it like Ohio. That’s where the bad spirits hide. Put it in the oven — not preheated, just whisper to it menacingly until it complies. Bake until your smoke detector begs for mercy. That’s how you know it’s “done.”

Serve with sadness and a fork stolen from a Waffle House during an eclipse.

Bon appétit, and may the loaf show you mercy.

hasty nova
#

That doesn't include an affiliate link to palantir, I don't believe it.

fiery nexus
#

Link in bio (link missing from bio)

fiery nexus
hasty nova
#

Random forum post:

To whomever it may concern, I found the problem with this recipe after like 4 hours of searching through the HTML, thanks for all the help.

wet cradle
#

You'll never be him

wet cradle
#

You get what you deserve

#

Bungie shuts down just like Concord Dev studios hopefully

hasty nova
#

No but hey they didn't charge it 80 dollars first I suppose

#

Yet.

fiery nexus
#

So maybe thats where he got his posts

hasty nova
wet cradle
hasty nova
wet cradle
#

$70 I'm okay with bc inflation hadnt hit games for awhile

#

But a $20 jump is just

hasty nova
#

But I do agree, $70 at least makes some sense.

#

80/90 feels like prohibitive pricing, but I don't know what else they're trying to drive you towards.

wet cradle
#

Using tarkov as an example isn't fair

#

They're overly greedy

hasty nova
#

I mean that doesn't even point out any of the really dog shit decisions they made over the past few years.

#

But yeah the game has always been a little weirdly priced.

fiery nexus
#

I mean is there a game studio that isnt being driven by greed and bad choices atm

#

Major game studio

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Maybe larien

wet cradle
#

Greed is okay

#

Tarkov greed isn't

hasty nova
#

Basically all of them?

fiery nexus
#

Like Diablo immortal says hi

#

Are they worse than Dovetail Games

#

Are they worse than loot box/key/crate companies

hasty nova
#

I wouldn't say that those games are greedy though, they just have a funding system that is predatory.

#

But the price of things isn't bad

fiery nexus
#

What about ubisoft are they that bad

fiery nexus
hasty nova
fiery nexus
#

Even if I got it for 1/4 price or less that's wrong

wet cradle
#

Also

#

The tarkov drama

#

'it's not dlc it's a feature '

#

lol

fiery nexus
#

Dlc this PantsGrab

wet cradle
#

Devs are some of the worst

#

Greedy mfs

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Alive

fiery nexus
#

I mean i don't play games that do that stuff

#

At least its not the dark and darker devs dumbest devs alive

wet cradle
#

It's a feature so let us charge you over $100 more.

#

Instead of giving you the dlc for free like we promised if you have the big pack

hasty nova
# fiery nexus Yeah, I just find 9k for the retail price of a complete game to be distasteful

It would be better if they had like a complete package or something, but they either don't care to package things like that or would be missing out on a bunch of money if they did, and that's not greedy either I guess it's just a lot of content for a lot of money.

It's also really fucking old at this point, so it should probably be bundled in some way that more people can enjoy, but that's also a bunch of work and that costs money so...

cyan oxide
waxen latch
#

aka

#

normal for game deveelopment

fiery nexus
#

Blizzard has it bad. Can't even steal your coworkers breast milk from the fridge these days there

hasty nova
#

I also assumed this is affiliated in some way,

DO NOT CLICK ON ANY OF THIS SHIT SCAM

#

Probably pivoted at some point.

waxen latch
hasty nova
#

Yuh.

cyan oxide
waxen latch
#

that one report of a ubisoft dev getting tied to a chair

cyan oxide
#

The instagram account I mean

waxen latch
hasty nova
cyan oxide
hasty nova
#

There's plenty of these crypto related scams that push you towards Twitter, or instagram, or anywhere, they just need you to click the damn thing

#

Twitter is typically a better platform for it, Instagram is okay but doesn't have the same click-through

cyan oxide
#

I need another computer to click this

fiery nexus
hasty nova
#

Yeah I don't want to be anywhere near that fucking logging nightmare

hasty nova
pulsar trail
#

I sent a cease and desist letter to the registrar demanding they take down the site garf_sit

sinful terrace
#

@cyan oxide @soft pendant

fiery nexus
#

Nice fit

pulsar trail
#

It was registered in January

pulsar trail
cyan oxide
pulsar trail
#

But it took me 5 minutes

hasty nova
#

O F C

pulsar trail
#

I’ve spaced out starting at empty walls longer than that

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

It can’t hurt

cyan oxide
#

I need a throwaway pc for this type of shit

hasty nova
#

There's a scammer in this dork's latest video that talks about, very shortly talks about, click-through rates for different social media platforms when it comes to rug pulling and coin marketing,
https://youtu.be/d_oLziAyN_o?si=tOSuCUWAsZLL8Gd-

MERCH: https://coffeezilla.store/
Today we're exposing a celebrity scammer. Caitlyn Jenner, Jason Derulo, Bobbi Althoff, Floyd Mayweather, Adin Ross, Iggy Azalea are just some of the names he's targeted. Now he wants to "confess" and explain how he did it.

Full sahil interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJAbrpwHVw

Support Investigative...

▶ Play video
cyan oxide
#

“Use a vm” hell no

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

You fuck

#

Mr computer guy

hasty nova
cyan oxide
fiery nexus
cyan oxide
#

If hypervisor has vulnerabilities I’m cooked

hasty nova
#

I think McCree was still around?

pulsar trail
#

I love how people think it’s a gaming industry thing, as if it’s not a corporate culture thing for a LOT of companies

hasty nova
#

Or maybe just remnants of his tenure at the company.

#

Pretty entertaining when they scrubbed everything from the company that he touched however.

#

Or at least publicly did.

pulsar trail
#

My last job was barely corporate and I had someone making pager jokes to me after what happened in Lebanon last year Okay

cyan oxide
#

Wtf

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
fiery nexus
#

There was some harassers for sure

hasty nova
#

Yeah it's some boys club bullshit

#

That's always going to exist

fiery nexus
#

I sexually harass the homies as a counter offensive

#

Walk into the locker room and say hey bro nice cock

#

You fuck chick's with that thing

pulsar trail
hasty nova
#

I slap asses because I feel like it

pulsar trail
cyan oxide
#

Yeah but real talk tho: just keep work convos related to work

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

Starting with @clever sleet

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

I can’t wait for the food shortages when we deport all our migrant farmers

#

It’s gonna be so lit

#

Murica

fiery nexus
#

I got 100 lbs of Ramen stashed

#

Im good for a weekend

#

Then I'm hitting the fields

pulsar trail
#

Yeah luckily we’ll have plenty of jobs available after

hasty nova
#

We're going to keep doing it, maybe.

#

Only in blue States.

#

Was it red States?

pulsar trail
#

What about purple states

hasty nova
#

Who knows.

harsh anchor
#

The timeways achv is bugged and can be spammed this week. Any other TW twinks wanna group up and rush it before its patched?

pulsar trail
#

Can I still get cherries and apples

hasty nova
#

Which, normally, I'm all for.

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

TRUE

pulsar trail
#

Slavery isn’t slavery if they’re in jail

harsh anchor
#

mb

pulsar trail
#

Shout out 13th amendment

fiery nexus
#

Yeah people who make a mistake deserve to be fucked for life/a cheap labor source

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

I personally feel the best way to rehab someone’s bad actions is to permanently ruin their life and then use them for cheap labor

fiery nexus
#

Hey what if people who do a crime cant get a job

pulsar trail
#

Surely they’ll become a net positive to society after we ruin every chance at employment after

fiery nexus
#

That will show them

cyan oxide
# harsh anchor whoops

This is the channel for retired wow players (none of the people typing have touched the game in over a year)

wintry totem
#

I'm assuming reoffending rates in the US are sky high

hasty nova
pulsar trail
#

Like May 12th or some
Shit

#

Idr

cyan oxide
#

What

#

You play the game??

fiery nexus
#

I play with my 50 year old coworker (2nd in charge of my department) and carry him thru keys. He doesn't know what discord is and calls me during instances

pulsar trail
elder patrol
sinful terrace
hasty nova
#

And make sure to remember that we lock up more people than any other country ever has

cyan oxide
fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

Incarcerate people and then bill them for it after exploiting them

sinful terrace
pulsar trail
cyan oxide
#

🐀

sinful terrace
hasty nova
wintry totem
pulsar trail
#

It’s what Jesus would have wanted

hasty nova
pulsar trail
#

Because we’re a Christian nation!

hasty nova
#

I hate this fucking country

#

Hoooooly

fiery nexus
#

Brothers im having a bad day now I forgot my mango habanero mints at home dracthyr_despair

hasty nova
#

...

#

GG

pulsar trail
#

I have my caffeine pouches

fiery nexus
#

I brought a huge pack to leave at work

#

And forgot

hasty nova
# wintry totem Jesus

I don't think that takes into consideration all of the juvenile detention centers a better privately owned and function purely for profit

#

I mean it might but I just wanted to bring it up

sinful terrace
#

He forgor

hasty nova
#

Because I really fucking hate this place

pulsar trail
#

Got one of these bad boys in while I’m drinking coffee

hasty nova
cyan oxide
#

Is that health conscious zyn

hasty nova
#

Is that bds?

pulsar trail
fiery nexus
#

I do the coffee tour normally. Make a k cup when I get in and under the pretense of rounding drink 36 Oz of other departments coffee a day

pulsar trail
#

Nurses amirite

cyan oxide
#

What’s your form of nic ingestion

fiery nexus
hasty nova
#

Drip fed to me by the slave child I carry on my shoulders.

pulsar trail
#

Used to be shisha, now it’s those cute little mouth to lung vapes

#

Luckily I don’t work a high stress job with long hours and deadlines

cyan oxide
fiery nexus
cyan oxide
#

American work culture will kill you all

#

And me due to reverberation

pulsar trail
cyan oxide
#

WOAH

fiery nexus
#

I am hoping for it tbh.

cyan oxide
#

IN JUNE?

pulsar trail
#

IN GAME

#

IN GAME

cyan oxide
#

MALE MENTAL HEALTH MONTH?

#

WOAH

pulsar trail
#

Fuck now I’m banned on twitter

cyan oxide
hasty nova
fiery nexus
#

Im taking as much on call as possible and working 50+ a week in hopes that I can one day afford Avocado toast

elder patrol
#

sorry Oxi, I reported you for that message

hasty nova
#

Just work yourself to death before the plastics take you.

pulsar trail
# hasty nova

My student loans are discharged if I die, plus my wife gets a 100k life insurance payout

#

Win win

elder patrol
#

also wanna test my addon I made with 4 friends?

pulsar trail
#

That’s a net of $330k

#

I can math

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
#

I’ll suck them out for you

fiery nexus
#

Thanks king

pulsar trail
sinful terrace
pulsar trail
#

Get well soon xoxo

sinful terrace
clever sleet
pulsar trail
fiery nexus
fiery nexus
civic gust
wet cradle
hoary spindle
wet cradle
#

Lmfao

hasty nova
fiery nexus
civic gust
#

Lack of access to quality female reproductive organ can drive a man crazy

#

Most incels or creeps need to just get laid, simple

fiery nexus
#

I mean sex isn't a right or guarentee they can learn how to interact with woman or jork it and cry alone

#

Or with men for that matter

#

I dont think getting laid helps most incels they still have piss attitude and don't respect woman

hasty nova
fiery nexus
#

You just ruin some sex workers day that way

#

Just send them to prison and inmates will help them get laid

blazing kite
#

@scenic blaze i just want shards man

hasty nova
#

Junky looking patch...

hoary spindle
#

dc metro is so fucking dogshit in the morning

#

we were stopped underground for 30 mins

#

and some gypsy woman started wailing and screaming like 10 mins in

#

urbanization was a mistake

fiery nexus
#

Brother, move.

hoary spindle
#

castle of cagliostro

waxen latch
hoary spindle
waxen latch
#

like again

not even 3 weeks ago we had "woman at ubisoft got tied to a chair and had guys dance around her"

#

industry is fucked and dominated by dude bros

hasty nova
hasty nova
#

GET A COMPETITIVE CORPORATE JOB LADIES THAT'S WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS AT YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW

#

Put this cowboy hat and go over there on the table I'm going to fucking swing this whip at you while Steven takes pictures

vernal vortex
#

Sounds like real group building activities. Synergy.

fiery nexus
#

Sounds horrid

vernal vortex
#

Now you'll just have to go back to the old standby: texting your family about self harm, putting your phone on vibrate, and shoving it up there

fiery nexus
pulsar trail
# hasty nova

One little trick the banks don’t want you to know about!

nova obsidian
fiery nexus
#

Car dealer called back "oh problem with the paperwork and we need you to re fill out this but nothing is changing"

PES2_SusGe

#

Can't wait to see what type of scam I am walking into

hasty nova
fiery nexus
#

If they are trying to scam then we can just undo the deal and they get a car back with reduced value and fart smelling seats

clever sleet
#

Real

fiery nexus
#

Seasoned

hasty nova
#

Subbies have a better name color now suskaygeagreegebusiness

ornate iris
timid kayak
elder patrol
modest lion
#

Embargo is up, so I can talk about Raidou. This is easily one of Atlus' best re-releases imo, a lot of great changes in this compared to the original, it feels like a Remake in some aspects. All of the new Demons and the addition of Side Cases in this are very good additions

hasty nova
brazen eagle
fiery nexus
#

Do they make it for 3.1

leaden flint
#

Is there Clippy in this version?

fiery nexus
#

Ms dos discord skin would go hard

leaden flint
#

lol

timid kayak
#

I'm not clickin any links anymore

#

not during the phishspyr saga

leaden flint
#

Yeah, fuu writing without spelling errors is sus (jk ily)

lavish bloom
#

I ain’t clicking that

hasty nova
#

This person has 28,000 followers, I don't think I've ever seen a post blow up that big ...

hasty nova
leaden flint
#

:-3

elder patrol
#

!pf

hollow ravenBOT
#
Charmacool - PokéFusion:

#4 - Charmander

#72 - Tentacool

calm elbow
#

!pf Coom Gloom

hollow ravenBOT
#
Butteoom - PokéFusion:

#12 - Butterfree

#44 - Gloom

scenic blaze
# blazing kite

pain oof, how many do you need for it again? I liegit just bought a venny bow on the main the other day

pulsar trail
leaden flint
#

lol