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I always forget that's not from a spoof
unfortunately its fake
Rip
Me
Do gamble
me when my kid wonders where their inheritance went
johnies meat is not normal

@modest lion
based
i think this one works too, lemme check
stupidpenisx.com works too @sinful terrace

Tomorrow, I'm excited to reveal a brand new game -- and introduce you to a new world -- with @Dreamhaven and @mikemorhaime
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481: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe missed priory 12 by .3%
298: On the come up I see you. 
!vibe close 1
433: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
This is my reminder to bug your cat.



insane premise
isnt this just the purge in schools basically
or battle royale
@pulsar trail
Damn can’t even check cuz I deleted twitter
!pf tweet
He wasnt so hopeful about Echo after all
!pf me today
i think its the 3rd time i got egg.
!pf me today?
!pf
!pf x 69
@modest lion

Love when his name was revealed and everyone just kept calling him Baby Yoda
thAT'S WHO HE BE
oops caps lock
Well that movie isn't called "The Mandalorian and the Baby Yoda".

!vibecheck
213: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!newmain
New main: Discipline Priest.
!newmain
New main: Survival Hunter.
Is this ancient aliens?
No, that's Ancient Appreciation
Say thank you once.
send screenshot
mine looks the same
Whisp has a private server?
it's not private
Oh shit based
it's his stream server ig
there's pet pictures and people asking questions likely from his stream/youtube
I hate this discord update
I hate it so much
I hate that product managers get paid 200k a year to fuck up my discord
200k a year to develop features that isn't a better block function
wild
I'd like 200k a year to be incompetent at my job
unfortunately I have to settle for less than that to be competent
That shit is so unnecessarily ugly
like
adjusting little shit to keep your employment is one thing
idk why they don't let us revert to the original look
But these changes have no right being this bad
you gave me 3 different varieties of "compact" and 4 color choices
but no "revert to not dogshit version"?
sorry less dogshit version
so many developers yet the only thing they do is add features to nitro (most of which just make you phishing targets) or completely overhaul the UI for no fucking reason
is this some quota they have to hit or
Devs convincing team leads that changes need to be made and people want this so they don’t become obsolete is my very stupid guess
Prolly a bit more nuanced than that
@ornate iris did you watch title update announcement
Wrong way around but yes
Usually team leads // product people want to fuck around with everything and the devs have to obey
Naur i was busy
ok its what i expected but kinda underwhelming
they’re really turning the scrapped content into entirely seperate title updates
🥱
Lagi seregios and zoh shia were supposed to be in base game man
Hello my name is Jacob
reporting for my first day
arena looks sick
if you think thats scrapped content, you dont know what scrapped means lol
bd it got leaked
If you were incompetent you wouldn't have shown up.
But then you would be incompetent in your incompetence so bravo
it was literally all supposed to be in base game but got delayed due to the jin dahaad shitshow
what was the shitshow
!pf
Fellas was the internet a mistake
yes

!mute @fiery nexus maybe think what you post on public discords

GM aaaaa
Wait wtf did stormvine post to get muted

Need a mod to check the logs
!pf
i didnt get muted for what i posted yesterday
absolute content
you were a mod for most of it
Stormvine got bodied lmaoooo
Don’t laugh ur next for part 3 bozo
I’m a good boy actually
I used to have a completely clean record but I got automodded once like a year ago or so :(
i have gotten automodded a few times for sure
mute roulette got me a bunch of times
Despite my occasional unhinged take I've only ever had a message deleted for word choice
2023 is quite a while ago 
i caught a filter for using the australian word once i think
you cannot tell someone you will c them next tuesday
@waxen latch Sack
this new discord overlay makes me want to do things
was los
nix. regular homie check
282: On the come up I see you. 
passt schon brudi
i have a 24 hour mute FOR SOME REASON THANKS CORY IN THE HOUSE
who got muted
stormvine
oh,what he post
btfo
you tried muting me 24 hours and u found out
well we did make history in back to back 5 rolls so i cant complain too much
Seli said he'd shorten my mute if i wanted but i waited it out
wtf is this new discord layout
thank god zac doesn't have muting privileges anymore
@fringe tendon noob
yooo
im in this picture
absolute banger
thanks for the ping fotm
who
asked
moroes a hater
!rtb 5 unmute stormvine
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
!vibe
212: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!rtb 5 unmute stormvine
:game_die:True Bearing
!vibe stormvine got bodied
462: Vibes are immaculate 
bro its so dogshit
idk how they manage to make it worse with every update
this shit's buns
evil larry meme w a bit too much peenar
you'd think they would focus on accessibility and making it more readable for everyone
and not more difficult
but what do I know
love the new discord
NOPE FUCK YOU NOW YOU GET A LITTLE BLURB IN THE LEFT SIDE THAT EXPANDS TO 1/3 OF THE SPACE
connect to a voice channel, and launch a game
the thing ends up taking legit 1/3 of the space
it's so fucking stupid
i didnt see it
its ok atleast none of the new features could possibly lead to another memory leak
discord wouldn't be that bad right
:^)
2-3 more ui overhauls and discord will have more reworks than SP
i hate how small most of this shit is now
@clever sleet
My boytwink male wife Doztson
my boytwink male wife quake
Hello
!pf new discord update batchest
Me putting together a Lego set as an adult
!pf

Malewife lmao
i heard merry was in mordor at the time too
My favorite orcs are the manager orc that Saruman is walking around the spawning pits with, and the noseless inspector orc that almost finds Frodo & Sam out when they try to blend in with the rest
racist
Gothmog, the Harvey Weinstein orc
he wasnt in lotr tho
what they put into the movie was a shallow husk
that was supposed to be gothmog

both him and azog were done dirty imo
SWAMP IZZO
seeeeeeeeeeeyuh

he dropped the ig singles and fomdj on streaming finally
actually decent songs
did you hear new quad btw @hot crystal

I want to like the Hobbit movies more
The Hobbit book is only about the length of one of the three LotR books, right?
So it turns all three movies into a single LotR Extended Cut, interesting
pmuch ye
no way
its so peak
is the biggest cuts pmuch
just removing tauriel is like over an hour of pointless drivel removed
Yeah, I didn't understand why that was a thing if he was just going to die anyway. You spend a good portion establishing a relationship between them with the poisoned arrow and then just kill off him and his brother anyway.

Was Thorin done well?
thorin probably one of the b est parts of the movie
i was just listening to guess who the other day
My brothers didn't like how he was kind of a dick for the most part, especially when the gold madness takes him.
But I understood the point.
His new album definitely a lot more organic sounding than previous stuff
but idk man it just hits still
does he have a full album
nono
since scrapyard
Single song today and a good chunk of snippets / leaks
oh ok
you mean like production wise
instrumentation?
yeah
Every discord's update is for the worse. Desktop and mobile.
bossa does that for you
entire rollout has been sea/boat visuals so idk what it is but
Guy likes his concepts

you know that song ocean prime
i hope its something like that
I have heard some beautiful violin outros over ocean noises
soothing as fuck
Ill ask him why he’s biting boldy james’ concept when i see him saturday
his shows are so fire
he was so good when i saw him
so much energy on the scrapyard tracks
he was gonna bring out kevin abstract but he was busy or something
hes performing new songs
on this leg
just saw a twitter clip from france
aint spoiling myself
cool
Is this related to that guy who does the face ice bath and then the banana peel rubbing
No context required,
Our govvy is telling people to be careful with traveling to the US and negatively advising lgbt people to not do it either
US got the same travel advice as some middle eastern countries dawg how the fuck
*gestures broadly from Texas*
We're trying to deport a South Korean student who has been in this country since they were seven, for attending protests.
wdym how
I'm about to issue myself travel advice for living in this country
The doohickey ascends,
https://fixvx.com/BBCWorld/status/1904443267682541620
Japan court dissolves controversial 'Moonies' church https://bbc.in/4cjGcBH
Praise be to the doohickey.

i fucking love pidgin


My cats finally clawed the supports of their cat tree enough that it all fell over

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For more context and news coverage of...

something something I know what you are something something the pearly gates won't open for your kind

That peenar explosion chamber doesn't pay for itself
this would do numbers on facebook
thanks
can i use your account?
i swear i wont write down your address to accidentally send you a gift
you or your facebook account?
!rtb 5 unmute stormvine
:game_die:True Bearing
Why is he muted
cuz of ligma
Yeah I searched it, no duration set 

Is that the default mute duration?
we set the duration
Guessing it's a separate option, I don't know how it works obv
I live in wonder
guess thgen the default is 24hr ye
I believed in you
I think I already said but we got 6 inches of snow yesterday
I used callaway super hot reds for like a year or two
Call me snow
being a little generous there i see
Bigger dps = smaller cock
Thank god I’m aggressively mediocre
and other things you tell yourself to help you sleep at night
Pal I don’t sleep at night
!vibecheck 500 free stormvine
456: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe 500 im the real deal
332: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
!vibe 500 I’m eepy
464: Vibes are immaculate 

Hi my name ist Dratnos and today i wanna show you the Enderdragon Encounter in Mythic Minecraft
hi my name is tettles and moonkin is very weak, needs to be buffed asap
Could be Naguura too

zoro the goat
!vibe real 403
171: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
Is that a state?
I live in Denial.
!Vibe sleep
399: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!pf
!vibe It is Wednesday my dudes
425: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibecheck
72: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-signs-executive-order-against-law-firm-jenner-block-2025-03-25/
@hasty nova @modest lion
Reuters
President Donald Trump expanded his attacks on major U.S. law firms on Tuesday as he signed an executive order targeting Jenner & Block, which represents clients challenging some of his major policies and formerly employed a prosecutor involved in a special counsel investigation of his 2016 campaign.
Chat help i overshot my concerta dosage
Isn’t it just people like you tho
Buying this shit to mine instead of doing something useful
oh thank god
mining has been dead on gpus for years
I thought it was still alive and you were building a massive farm in Panama
ahaha i wish
im not into asic miners those are just finessing people out of their money
Just solo mine and win the lottery lolw

!vibecheck
23: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
@pulsar trail i just got the fucking update, i want to uninstall this shit
It’s really bad
holy fuck it's awful
I thought I had it already and people were exaggerating, but no
holy
time to dodge the update
Ramadan is almost ramadone?
Si senor
I hope it brought you clarity and vision king
God bless
Glad the fasting will be over tho I assume at this point you’re used to it
This mf lost 20lbs, shredded to the bone, looking like a mean machine, ready to fuck, litigate and sue.
Not quite 20lbs
but getting close to that
we're back to jim
🏋️♂️
oxi is gonna start posting his calisthenics journey soon
bro will be doing muscle ups and planches in a few months
I just got the discord UI update and you know it's not half bad. I'm sure I'll find something to complain about but I like the fact that I can resize elements that I wasn't able to before
it's got ups and downs
see here's the thing
it would've been good if you could resize like everything
but you can't
I think thats the only good thing, but like why does some stuff just take more space than before
was this beta tested with everyone having discord fullscreen or what
it's like every other update they've released
would of been*
it's just half assed
im just getting less text on my window
I know oxi was complaining about the streamy thing
you think so?
that looks fine to me
I mean I did intentionally go and set a whole bunch of stuff to compact
you wanna bet a 24 hour mute on it @hoary spindle ?
I would also like the functionality of choosing what is compact
I don't want the servers compact, but the rest of the UI would be nice
making the icons compact is weird
idk, it's just like half baked customization
@sinful terrace @clever sleet come laugh at this bozo


can I compact myself wit you?
yes

servers being compact is one of the things I enjoy the most. I thought they took up too much space before
tbh I like this new feature
yeah. a black dark mode is nice. never been a fan of "dark" mode being gray text on slightly darker gray background
it's literally just the bulkiness of the bottom left server profile thingy
that's annoying me
yeh that part is weird, feels a bit off
maybe I'll swap to compact instead of default and just get used to the server list being tighter
because your screenshot looks way dif than mine did yesterday
I'm also running 1440p in case that's relevant
in default spacing it took up half my server list lmao
I hated looking at it during raid last night
maybe the play is compact

and I just accept the server icons being super tight
almost as tight as me and @torn mural 's lips

damn is it me or yours is darker than mine?
ye he picked the black one
ok I think mine is just default
sorry "onyx"
fancy
mine's darker. you can go darker in the settings as of this update
I didnt even look at all the new settings yet yeh


it should
it work but yeh that one is quite doomed
we used to be a country

threatening mutes for a bit of light hearted tomfoolery

:game_die:Skull and Crossbones
bro tulsi gabbard is such a clown it's unreal
!pf
High def
ill high your def

!pf me today
!pf me later
!pf
2min
!mr
90 sec if I remember right
!pf me after vault
Wtf
@shell sparrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM68XsGU3ZM
[ENG] ASL Season19 (Tastosis)
Ro.24 Group A: Mini, Scan, Shuttle, Calm

!vibe
145: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
It's a new day, I should check the newspaper for what's going on in the world...
https://www.newsweek.com/jeffrey-goldberg-releases-more-trump-admin-signal-messages-2050730

gets cockblocked by a 115-year-old man twenty seconds later
I just wish that hypocrisy was a smitable offense.
same to you bac!

hypocrisy is a Chaotic action
Pathfinder has the ability Smite Chaos
sadly you have to play a Hellknight for that

!vibecheck
251: On the come up I see you. 
!pf something that will fit in my Aldi bag
what the fck is this discord update
refuses to restart the application
have to pick the ash theme to make it look like before
even then, channles and servers look different
the gray tone is darker than before
Also the channel list is now wider, but you can drag it smaller
!pf
anyhow as I was saying (it's a joke please mods)
!rtb 5 mute him again
:game_die:True Bearing
lucky this time
:game_die:Ruthless Precision



!pf x 42
!pf x 69
!pf
boomkin arent included in the dps launch line because they don’t do real dps
Indicative of the American kakistocracy,
grim

pedro pedro pedro



!vibecheck
355: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
@subtle quail call me hegseth the way my pete be leaking from these classified documents
this is really great
mind if I save it?
no you cant
!pf
!pf
!pf
Me to @clever sleet
???
!pf doz and quake
Real
!pf me and tony
!pf Tony and Tony
!pf bob
!pf
!pf Zac and Zeross
!pf me
real, they are haunting us
!rtb 5 mute zeross 24h
:game_die:True Bearing
!rtb 5 mute Zac 36h
:game_die:Grand Melee

one day we will hit
!pf zac
!pf solo
!vibe
153: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!pf
my honest reaction:
!vibe 2 weeks no ciggies
124: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
Proud of you bby
i was tested last night
4 people around me smoking
after a few cold ones
but i resisted.
That is huge
different.
Constructed

!pf bull
Stop
this message is case sensitive
THAT IS JUST WONDERFUL, GREAT, FINE. FUCK.
https://fixvx.com/prem_thakker/status/1905004058303160389
NEW—After a day of uncertainty on where agents took Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk, she seems to be in a Louisiana facility.
1400 miles from where she was taken.
A judge ordered to not take her out of state without 48 hour notice. She was detained last night.https://zeteo.com/p/watch-the-moment-masked-ice-agents
do u guys have broken emotes or only me
@brazen eagle fix my 'cord pls
Just you
@modest lion @clever sleet @hasty nova @daring mauve @sinful terrace @torn mural @dusty scarab 

Thank you Onion. I was about to join some weird group chat that had someone named JD Vance in it
this whole stuff doesnt feel real
Welcome to the goofiest timeline

LARJ

You can scale things in appearance settings
no you cant
you can only switch between 2 mods
but you cant change the size of this dogshit
like, you cant scale individual aspects of the UI, only the entire UI as a whole
which doesnt help
like, this is just fucking ass
some things are too big, others too small
I like when i launch a game and the top left of my screen is a whole ass list of people it wants me to play with
Man I must be the only man alive that is happy with the redesign
no discord i wont ask seli if he wants to play limbus company with me 
lmao

The app is still unintuitive garbage but the desktop version is fine
test
i mean, what is there to like with the new UI? nothing is improved
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
its just different
testes
get fucked jake
new ui making chat so fast no one will notice my peepee small
!rtb 5 mute zeross 37h
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
plonker soft
saved and ill prove ur wrong in 24h
!tox
317: ryler is hazardous toxic.
wait what role is pedro pascal playing in the new avengers movie
!pf yo momma and yo dadda
Reed richards
all of them
hes that in the new fantastic four movie already
aint out
!of discord redesign enjoyed
but trailers
oh lmao
Fucking autocorrect
and channing tatum???
onlyfans lesgo
he gotta be gambit right
Yes
!rtb 5 buff and Marvel endorses a new game called Marvel Rivals Rival and its just Overwatch 1
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones
Marvels Rival
blizzard is alreayd making marvels rival
and its reverting all the changes ow2 made

did u just say my joke but louder
yeah
hate to see it
Minus presence
because the joke is ur moam
oh shit

yo any journalists want an invite to the deeny target raid groupchat?
this isnt in pemdas
i wish i was carti man
@dusty scarab can you give me a tl;dr for combo runes in gotr
Outside of the complete buffoon part he has life so easy
im about to grind my first level since nam
!newmaine
New main: Mistweaver Monk.
and then maybe go get elite diary
!newmain
New main: Discipline Priest.
okay
we fixed it
we're so back https://i.imgur.com/EsJs4O3.jpeg
You need the binding necklace. It has 16 charges. Lunar Spellbook with NPC contact and Magic Imbue runes in a rune pouch. Make sure you have a stack of air runes as well. Set all bank placeholders so you can deposit runes with one click and dont deposit your runes for the spells. You'll mainly just do Smoke and Dust runes. Any time another altar is open do Chaos/Death/Blood etc
they added locking inv slots
When you go into the altar use Magic Imbue and then use the air runes on the altar
gotcha thanks
Between rounds NPC contact to repair pouches
And then check binding necklace to see if you need a new one

One necklace normally lasts like 2 rounds
nice will do
next time you see me ill be stickless
throwing all my dramens into the inferno as my sacrifice instead of fire cape
(i aked ash he said its ok)
@dusty scarab https://girlcockx.com/atrupar/status/1904988400211329492
Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."
alright im on board
girlcockx has never been more relevant
the fertilization president 🔥 
What the hell is he even yapping about
Real
This is so fucking dramatic...
Come to America

https://fixvx.com/DSAWorkingMass/status/1904949937290317918
The horrific moment that Tufts grad student and anti-war activist Rumeysa Ozturk was detained (kidnapped) by Trump’s ICE thugs.
Somerville, MA #FreePalestine #FreeRemeysa https://t.co/eetyAN1LSF
looks more like a mugging
Those look not good
guess the only time these dumbfucks are willing to wear a mask is when they start kidnapping legal residents for not being white
ironic
Yeah well give them enough time, there's plenty of famous stories that start like this.
dude the brain drain... We are HANDING china the win...
SWAMP IZZO 🗣️
my coworker was trying to get some of our pts (all about 30) to listen to music
and this dude asked one of them to listen to hood by air
and he HATED it
and im like bro no matter what you say they will not enjoy pop out 😭
I would like to ADD FOR $6.99
Hit
!vibe
281: On the come up I see you. 

!vibecheck
364: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!rtb 5 mute quake 24 h
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
!rtb 5 finish the job on stormvine
:game_die:Broadside
!rtb 5 mute them both
:game_die:Grand Melee
!rtb 5 full server mute
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
Can you finish me irl too

Sounds like a no work tomorrow kinda hit on me

then go to bed
You have to tuck him in
@subtle quail tuck me in
Pirate morning routine
seems like it misses some updates
cord is short for discord
ilvl 650 is okay for heroic LoU, or should I get higher? And at what ilvl could I start applying for mythics?
Whoops my bad, thought that's where I was
GOTTTTEEEEM
Banger
!pf today
!pf me
!pf me at work today
【QRT of Northrop Grumman (@NGCNews):】
'MESA is detecting threats like never before. Learn how recent combat-ID enhancements are evolving missions. https://news.northropgrumman.com/news/features/mesa-is-evolving-combat-identification-in-the-battlespace'

233: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!pf
!vibe it's rainy + snoozy cats
237: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.






















