off-topic

[calm elbow]

Word on the street is you messed with my gang, so you're getting a not-so-friendly visit from Gub Gub, Senor Beatdown, Halloween Joe and the ace up my sleeve, Larry.

[hoary spindle]

this trump address that's happening right now

[inner wadi]

my store is under threat of gun violence

[hoary spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/drool-patrick-star-drool-bubble-bubble-duhhh-gif-27447904

[inner wadi]

lmao

i am gonna be here for 10-11 hours

[hasty nova]

What the fuck randomly?

[inner wadi]

nah its the same people i talked about a few weeks ago

they made threats again

got trespassed

and are now sitting in the parking lot

[hasty nova]

I might have missed that, that's fucked up what the fuck

[inner wadi]

we have pd involved

but yeah

lmao

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

fun times

ive been asked to extend my shift to make sure the team is safe

[hasty nova]

Yeah well, hope everything works out okay minus having to stay so fucking late

Is it gang shit or?

[ornate iris]

If its the same story as before then its just braindead people with weapons shit

[hasty nova]

Yeah I was thinking it was either dumb organized shit or a bunch of fucking hillbillies

[inner wadi]

its the entitled karen and her husband

with ptsd

who thinks its a good idea to open carry

[dusty scarab]

Ah yes the classic combo

PTSD and owning firearms

[subtle quail]

My favorite

[calm elbow]

One-Armed Bandit is my favorite fight this tier

Moreso if IT DROPPED THE DAGGER

[dusty scarab]

You just know I want the Zee’s Thug Hotline trinket

It summons

The Goon Squad

[dusty scarab]

BRO GOT GOONED ON

[hasty nova]

[calm elbow]

We keep having the boss inside the goon circle so the goons are large

[dusty scarab]

HES GOONIN

[calm elbow]

Back-to-back wipes to large and angry goon

[dusty scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-squad-forever-lowtiergod-gif-2751141700300984799

[jolly junco]

apparently he smoked the "meth" he confiscated from someone

[glad panther]

@inner wadi login it’s time for splits

[subtle quail]

Only thing we’re splitting is your legs

[glad panther]

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-slayer-mitsuri-ballet-stretching-gif-14866374105979905540

[hot crystal]

victim

[calm elbow]

Cleared up to Gallywix, now we're trying some Heroic

[hasty nova]

Goofy ass PD.

[calm elbow]

Heroic Vexie down

[hasty nova]

[keen lintel]

#wow-general

[hasty nova]

[arctic violet]

sorry this is an ex-wow enjoyer current shit-post enjoyer chat

[subtle quail]

This is an evil Larry fan club

[arctic violet]

huge fan

big fan

https://tenor.com/view/fan-moving-red-wall-gif-14595175

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Dragorill - PokéFusion:

#149 - Dragonite

#15 - Beedrill

[elder patrol]

!newmain for armin

[hollow raven]

New main: Marksmanship Hunter.

[arctic violet]

yeah okay bud gl with that one

[clever sleet]

!newmain for Armin to get him off of being a league gooner

[hollow raven]

New main: Fury Warrior.

[clever sleet]

That tracks

[slim epoch]

@molten forge evil larry update

[subtle quail]

!newmaine

[hollow raven]

New main: Discipline Priest.

[subtle quail]

Close enough

[arctic violet]

hows fury not worse

than being a league gooner

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

256: On the come up I see you.

[inner wadi]

im home

10 and a half hours later

everyone was safe

[hasty nova]

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Ekageot - PokéFusion:

#23 - Ekans

#18 - Pidgeot

[subtle quail]

I’m glad you’re safe bby

[inner wadi]

ty bby

im being forced to go back to work at 9am

oh i got auto modded nice lmao

didnt know that was a banned word

[subtle quail]

i missed it

they forcing me in saturday for a nice 6 day week for me

[scenic blaze]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179528241065758800/1280996404311101471/koschka_kataetsa.gif

[inner wadi]

its a common aussie word

[elder patrol]

Stunt

[inner wadi]

oh i do 6 days all the time

[inner wadi]

yeah that one

[inner wadi]

they suck dick and balls

[subtle quail]

they do

[slim epoch]

if i ever request a weekend off i usually end up working 8-9 straight bc my boss will use those as my days off for that week regardless of when my days off for the previous week was

its very cool

[subtle quail]

I am in a union

[slim epoch]

see how long that union lasts

[subtle quail]

As long as the USPS lasts

So maybe like 6 more months

[waxen latch]

just in time to find work for the greenland invasion

[unreal quiver]

@clever sleet

breaking records day after day bud

[silver holly]

Ever since plague inc, every time I think of Greenland it brings back memories

Not good ones

[surreal dagger]

Trump will save Greenland. You’ll have good memories then.

https://tenor.com/view/allegedly-supposedly-rumor-letterkenny-gif-13754683

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519064324283826179/1346794053588488233/IMG-20250305-WA0000.jpg?ex=67c97b34&is=67c829b4&hm=e74ab7c514387821406fccacc44e54c1f2cefba01843e413d84030bc8de1ca1c&

[surreal dagger]

accurate

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

41: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Seaygon - PokéFusion:

#117 - Seadra

#137 - Porygon

[unreal quiver]

@edgy lion you know what marvel rivals mod we need next

[elder patrol]

nude

[unreal quiver]

thats already a thing unfortunately

[undone bone]

that is already pre installed in fotm computer

[unreal quiver]

no wtf

[undone bone]

i have no proof

[elder patrol]

venom with his dong out

[unreal quiver]

you hvaent queued up with 19 inches of venom yet?

noob

[elder patrol]

[undone bone]

hmm

[elder patrol]

no statue here,just the other..nvm

[calm elbow]

Trump will swap the names of Greenland and Iceland.
Huge news

[sinful terrace]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Marobok - PokéFusion:

#105 - Marowak

#24 - Arbok

[serene crescent]

https://x.com/ManletThorin/status/1897095681275564283?t=chaOjR0DgqykrJEPKm_zKA&s=19

Manlet Thorin (@ManletThorin) on X

Widdwe me this.

I demand money and I demand tanks.

And yet aww the whiwe, I nevew say thanks.

Who am I?

X · Mar 5, 2025, 1:23 AM

[unreal quiver]

Oh no

[peak topaz]

Do racial speed bonuses stack with the stealth speed bonus? Got a Worgen and a DIDwarf, don't see the difference when using Darkflight while stealthed on the first one or stealthing indoors on the second one

[waxen latch]

darkflight stacks with sprint

idk about the dwarf thing, im not a m+ andy that plays dwarf

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-really-meme-gif-24127107

[sinful terrace]

!tox

[hollow raven]

1: doztson is not toxic.

[sinful terrace]

!iq

[hollow raven]

176: doztson IQ Classification: Precocious

[ornate iris]

!tox

[hollow raven]

463: tiemyee is hazardous toxic.

[pulsar trail]

Lmfao

Omg

!tox

[hollow raven]

140: .oxi is unhealthy for sensitive groups toxic.

[pulsar trail]

@ornate iris sorry for your team

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-henry-henry-chuckle-smile-giggle-gif-782999071825968761

[serene crescent]

!tox

[hollow raven]

119: kpb. is unhealthy for sensitive groups toxic.

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hide-prank-smack-gif-4648956

[hasty nova]

https://fixvx.com/leahfrombklyn/status/1897108243778056332

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-umar-gif-833688080316617677

[ornate iris]

Streets saying our government is prioritizing defense spending for PSV over Ukraine

direly needed

[hasty nova]

Barbarism it is then...

[undone bone]

they already tried many things to kill people that didnt work might as well go to war i guess

[clever sleet]

!tox

[hollow raven]

49: makeitquake is not toxic.

[clever sleet]

!iq

[hollow raven]

135: makeitquake IQ Classification: Superior

[clever sleet]

False bestie

[pulsar trail]

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

https://vxtwitter.com/mickbroethan/status/1897021806722355560?s=46

[clever sleet]

Bro I get hit with this

I’m quitting smash bros for good

The game too

[summer hearth]

!tox

[hollow raven]

456: hilsh is hazardous toxic.

[soft pendant]

🎠

[summer hearth]

[cyan oxide]

no fucking way

[undone bone]

log in wow

https://tenor.com/view/bird-backflip-bird-backflip-cool-gif-27529697

[hasty nova]

https://fixvx.com/aaronp613/status/1896997555575333324

[sinful terrace]

@clever sleet

[clever sleet]

Bro wtf

[lavish bloom]

!iq

[hollow raven]

189: mackavelli IQ Classification: Precocious

[soft pendant]

Pwincess

[lavish bloom]

!pf me and Jake

[hollow raven]

Artiwbro - PokéFusion:

#144 - Articuno

#80 - Slowbro

[subtle quail]

Holy shit what a show off

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @clever sleet @plucky wigeon @torn mural samoyed drift https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rBvv-pQWN4A

[half kernel]

easternlion

we just need western now

[half kernel]

[hasty nova]

...sure.

[clever sleet]

This is unsettling

[calm elbow]

At this rate they should give Hataro a show

[soft pendant]

thats northerncub

[hasty nova]

Born bald

"Farmers"

[ashen ravine]

farming clicks on tiktok

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-real-farming-rich-benoit-rich-rebuilds-this-is-how-farming-is-done-this-is-how-farming-looks-like-gif-26554619

[boreal plank]

[torn mural]

fluffy cloud

[keen lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935787748135161876/1346943212039835740/GlNQBF2XsAAaDOD.png?ex=67ca061e&is=67c8b49e&hm=082f05603be16f8dc2741055d6ed7b1d346d962375adbb5c02a3ed7a7a9d0683&

[clever sleet]

GM

[shell sparrow]

Hi cutie

[keen lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-good-morning-images-cat-cat-eyes-gif-12855247395131410147

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cuddlechvv-sleepy-seulgi-kpop-tired-gif-19977167

[clever sleet]

@soft pendant

[soft pendant]

i saw that lmao

[lavish bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-csi-miami-glasses-sunglasses-horatio-caine-gif-14033607

[hasty nova]

[lavish bloom]

My friends Tesla in San Fran gets harassed all the time

She put a sticker saying “she bought it before she found out he was a psycho”

still gets harassed

[wet cradle]

Yeah but being one of the people who harrsses innocent bystanders is pretty bad too

Can't type sleepy

Night night

[lavish bloom]

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @arctic violet

[clever sleet]

Real

[modest lion]

yes

[modest lion]

if i kill the 5, theres only 1 guy left alive to be mad at me, and i saved his life

[shell sparrow]

where is your inner utilitarian

[arctic violet]

yolo

send it

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jeb-bush-please-clap-mocking-lol-clapping-gif-7921509

This makes so much more sense now

[lavish bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/no-neck-ed-eyeglasses-sigh-gif-16870407

[surreal dagger]

Boston T party

[hasty nova]

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @pulsar trail @cyan oxide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnLZqj_-3Gs

[ashen ravine]

boston? more like bosgigalonghundredweight

[ashen ravine]

this yeji thing, I think it will be a good one

[hasty nova]

I've listened to no spoilers gonna be gooood.

[ashen ravine]

not yejing yourself

[hasty nova]

https://fixvx.com/BrandonLuuMD/status/1897257911954325505

[crude cave]

Dam

[subtle quail]

Fake news

[hoary spindle]

Clear skin chads stay winning

[subtle quail]

I don’t have any tattoos but I wish I did

[ornate iris]

Tattoos look cool as fuck but have zero attractiveness factor to me personally for whatever reason

[cyan oxide]

Thank fuck Pedro came on

I thought it was going to be some bullshit nihilist world view

[cyan oxide]

Tattoos cause cancer
Tattoo prices drop
Get cheaper tattoos

Easy w for tattoo enjoyers

[slim epoch]

gonna get a horse on my upper thigh that turns into a unicorn when im hard

[hoary spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-liar-liar-mama-elevator-gif-13456227

[ornate iris]

im thinking it up in my head and u gotta either have a very upwards oriented dick or a very odd positioned leg

but might work

[slim epoch]

gonna call it my horsecock

get all the insane horse girls

[subtle quail]

What is with you and horse girls today

[slim epoch]

i live in a somewhat rural area i see a lot of them

[subtle quail]

The problem is whenever I have a spare 600$ I don’t actually have a spare 600$ and I can’t justify it

[subtle quail]

My sister is one

[slim epoch]

tony richparentz more like

[ornate iris]

im sure theres some sexually ambiguous men near a tattoo parlor where you can acquire cash and get it without needing to think it through

[subtle quail]

Actually poor as hell idk how she ended up like that

[hasty nova]

PORCELAIN PRINCES WOOOOOOO

This shit is about to cost 400 fucking dollars...
https://fixvx.com/EVERGOODS__/status/1897436277420523835

[subtle quail]

I know enough artists I could probably get one cheap but I also have commitment issues

[slim epoch]

so 2 weeks until the spriest swap off?

[hasty nova]

This is what the beer is for.

[subtle quail]

33 days sober

[cyan oxide]

huge W for tony nuggetz

[subtle quail]

Idk it’s fun so far. I’ll let you know after I raid Sunday

[hoary spindle]

You dropped something

👑

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/tigger-tigger-winnie-the-pooh-tigger-sad-disappear-gif-25009198

[hoary spindle]

Ashcat with his ms13 tats

[hasty nova]

That's actually wild, awesome.

[subtle quail]

Yeah. Pretty nice streak going

[calm elbow]

ms13?

[subtle quail]

Gang

[hasty nova]

GG America 🫡
https://fixvx.com/MorningBrew/status/1896598788892250434

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/cesarrlobo-cesar-lobo-cesarlobo-liao-hui-hui-gif-10927448254644270193

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/china-gif-26678009

[hasty nova]

[hasty nova]

OOPS

[pulsar trail]

Give that pilot a Nobel peace prize

Like we did to Obama

[slim epoch]

@molten forge i need evil larry tiktoks

[hasty nova]

I don't know I don't think this guy hit a high value hospital this time...

[slim epoch]

raid leader is reading a book rn

[edgy lion]

Oxi they are spreading democracy give em a break

[hasty nova]

Yeah they're just trying to get Samsung to come back to America

[pulsar trail]

It was an accident

He has Jay Z on speed dial man

Do you think he’d order it on purpose?

https://tenor.com/view/jayz-stare-blank-stare-waiting-gif-7901487

[hasty nova]

[subtle quail]

I didn’t have this on my bingo card

[hasty nova]

Andrew is crashing the fuck out too

[hoary spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jd-jd-vance-vance-vpn-fat-gif-3934643206448588515

[subtle quail]

I’m gonna crash out if Elon closes the USPS

[hasty nova]

Not close it, make it better, via privatization.

[subtle quail]

I can’t imagine what that would do the economy

Imagine 650,000 people withdrawing their 401k at once. Probably not a good day for the stock market

!newmaine

[hollow raven]

New main: Protection Paladin.

[hoary spindle]

https://preview.redd.it/sweet-treat-v0-0xfaycpnpyme1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=2ad0d9340de4c4820e8f92a3e83f82a8608dc8b5

One of the best ones

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

51: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[hasty nova]

...
https://fixvx.com/FoodPornPhotos/status/1897225826539893134

[slim epoch]

i had a cheesecake pretzel once

that shit was good af

the place that sold it took it off the menu and then closed down shortly after so im sure it was correlated to removing that from the menu

[subtle quail]

[inner wadi]

!rtb

[hollow raven]

:game_die:True Bearing

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Weepidash - PokéFusion:

#70 - Weepinbell

#78 - Rapidash

[hasty nova]

Sounds illegal, they shut down the place and fled town.

Smort

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-uneasy-shifty-oh-no-oh-god-gif-5270010

[inner wadi]

can i get another evil larry

[subtle quail]

Damn wtf

[inner wadi]

can i get a new one

[subtle quail]

Lmfao gottem

[slim epoch]

god kamper is s tier

[hot crystal]

k tier

[serene crescent]

https://x.com/mikerainey82/status/1897312863381070244?t=CIqb0whHAoq_wjX0H9k1aQ&s=19

Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) on X

Ozempic is decimating the PAWG community. Feels like I’m watching rhinos get their horns snatched day after day.

X · Mar 5, 2025, 3:46 PM

[slim epoch]

banger

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-mario-bros-game-videogame-gif-2630328549776745874

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Dodskhan - PokéFusion:

#85 - Dodrio

#115 - Kangaskhan

[unreal quiver]

Eating your ass is not a complex medical procedure

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874563973796757554/1347146602141188137/RDT_20250306_0259581230200284101926859.jpg?ex=67cac38a&is=67c9720a&hm=e588b14e1ab237a6660b179b77423c2fe77fdbb6cc8ee3f593fd0b616bfb571f&

[shell sparrow]

@arctic violet

[undone bone]

i like cool graphs tho and i cannot lie

give more pie charts

[ornate iris]

That money looks printed

[unique isle]

all money is printed

[calm elbow]

Money doesn't grow on trees

Wait

[soft pendant]

@waxen latch watching German streamer talking about how he’s changing up Elden Ring runs and I jokingly asked when the hitless ironmon run was

Bro goes I play elden ring I don’t play Pokémon

Did I hit a language barrier

[serene crescent]

you spelled ironman wrong surely

[soft pendant]

[half kernel]

did someone already post discord IPO

it's all downhill from here

[waxen latch]

nah lol, thats a common term

[soft pendant]

What

[sinful terrace]

Hard af

[soft pendant]

Bro I got like four hours of sleep

[soft pendant]

I made a TS account already

[fiery nexus]

Me nightly

[half kernel]

idk how they can make worse decisions than what discord already did but I'm sure they'll find a way

just monetise everything even more

[keen lintel]

slowmode unless u pay for 3rd tier nitro

[half kernel]

I'm still grandfathered on an old nitro plan

[cyan oxide]

What about revolt

[fiery nexus]

Discord coin

[waxen latch]

no language barrier

ironman runs is also used here for that stuff

[soft pendant]

How are you gonna do a hitless run in a turn based combat game where 80% of the moves are dmg

Dear God,
am I still funny?

[fiery nexus]

Hit the enemy first obviously

1 shots only

[waxen latch]

ah yes, a smt Challenge run

[half kernel]

someone did a hitless platinum pretty sure

[shell sparrow]

no, some money is just a number in a database and was never printed

[serene crescent]

Something wrong with my coffee

[ornate iris]

Something wrong with your brain you crumpetmuncher

[sinful terrace]

!pf cheetozard

[hollow raven]

Pidgeeleon - PokéFusion:

#17 - Pidgeotto

#5 - Charmeleon

[dusty scarab]

!pf x 6

[hollow raven]

Cateizard - PokéFusion:

#10 - Caterpie

#6 - Charizard

[hoary spindle]

!pf Caterpie Lickitung

[hollow raven]

Cateitung - PokéFusion:

#10 - Caterpie

#108 - Lickitung

[unreal quiver]

@ornate iris choose one

[ornate iris]

nah

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[serene crescent]

I needed a recepticle to heat it up, mug work good

[modest lion]

6 years

oke

[lavish bloom]

Do Japan prisons inmates also treat those people like they do in the USA

[modest lion]

psure thats universal, yes

[lavish bloom]

[tropic skiff]

FELLAZ

WE DID IT

BOTH ME AND MY BEST FRIEND ARE ACCEPTED IN VIENNA

With only 5 spots it’s so crazy

[lavish bloom]

You’re gonna be in a sausage?

[wind cloak]

congratz flower

[shell sparrow]

Where are 5 missing percents?

[half kernel]

abstain

[cyan oxide]

@tropic skiff great day for sad insufferable people (car seat headrest dropped)

https://open.spotify.com/track/05Y0oBtriW2gf8zPj2VDov?si=xJNH73ZlRXuNqgJQj49mHQ

[modest lion]

CONGRATS

[ornate iris]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cyan oxide]

LETSGOOOOOOOO

[modest lion]

now you can lecture an entire new country about... country.

[ornate iris]

flower wont be invading poland thankg od

🙏

[cyan oxide]

First day of art class: how flower failed trial

[modest lion]

in 4k

*colorized, in oil

[cyan oxide]

In renaissance style painting

[unreal quiver]

american politics has advanced from what i studied in school

[cyan oxide]

Rotund figure

Also “sweat” treat

Who fucking wrote this shit

[unreal quiver]

credit: X

all the info you need

[cyan oxide]

That doesn’t explain the caption

Image can come from x (formerly known as twitter)

[tropic skiff]

CANT WAIT

[tropic skiff]

They are safe for now!!

[unreal quiver]

i can come from my dick (formerly known as penis)

@tropic skiff gz broski

[subtle quail]

CONGRATS

[soft pendant]

https://x.com/carterhambley/status/1897443317719142832?s=46

carter hambley (@carterhambley) on X

court going bad. forgot everything my lawyer taught me. mainly “don’t sit on my lap” I keep sitting on his lap

X · Mar 6, 2025, 12:25 AM

@pulsar trail

[soft pendant]

Nice gz goodluck

[calm elbow]

At some point the majority of the world will forget what he really looks like.
Like the Mike Wazowski meme.

[pulsar trail]

But I didn’t get accepted to Vienna?

Wait are we not best friends?

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-cute-smelly-boy-gif-25537705

[soft pendant]

Your honor my clients butt is bony

[cyan oxide]

@pulsar trail if i asked you to be my lawyer would you learn brazilian law to represent me?

(and pass the bar exam)

[soft pendant]

Oxi would you learn Colorado law for me

[tropic skiff]

we're lover

that's different no ?

[calm elbow]

[hoary spindle]

Oh shit are you a favella gamer?

City of god is one of my fav films

SEEYOUDAD DJEW DAYUS

[soft pendant]

No that’s egg in da middle

[arctic violet]

holy fuck thats so real ngl

btw @shell sparrow I had a chat with a friend of mine, and shes giving me a referal to a pretty cool fund here in vancouver as a researcher role! im so nervous now, idk how to prep for the interview

[cyan oxide]

let's mock interview it up

bless

[arctic violet]

dude i have no idea how to prep for it

last time i went for a research analyst role they just asked me market making questions and i just looked at them like uhhhh me stupid sry

[hoary spindle]

@clever sleet

[clever sleet]

Real

[arctic violet]

im stealing this

[soft pendant]

Oh shit you’re a palanquin gamer? I fucking love Shogun

[hoary spindle]

man I wish i was from there

[soft pendant]

Yeah you seem like the type

[hoary spindle]

certainly better than brazil RIP

for real though take me to hexham

im trynna be driving distance from hadrian's wall

[ornate iris]

Oh shit @unreal quiver you’re a london gamer? I love peaky blinders

[unreal quiver]

Oh shit you’re a Dutch gamer?

I love uhhh

Heroin

[clever sleet]

You’re a Dutch gamer? I love ur ovens

[calm elbow]

Random fact: Maine is the only one-syllable state.

[subtle quail]

True

[pulsar trail]

I can’t, I sold my soul. I work for an insurance defense firm now. No outside work

Same answer to @soft pendant

[cyan oxide]

[subtle quail]

Did you resub yet

[cyan oxide]

next xpac

[subtle quail]

Okie

[ornate iris]

@hot crystal carti is refunding his album pre-orders which had a 6 month deadline from when he was originally going to release them

Label gotta give back like 2 million dollars

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1347266740320604291/ssstik.io_joe.iles__1741281348047.mp4?ex=67cb336d&is=67c9e1ed&hm=a061d5200d8b1ede58cd69446efbb2e9f61fb3f5e590a657e7e7397ffe18b28a&

[cyan oxide]

I need to be slightly richer so I can not give too many fucks about work and grind wow properly

[pulsar trail]

Wild

[soft pendant]

Insurance DEFENSE?!

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-stare-gif-24984189

[pulsar trail]

Yes

25% raise

So

[shell sparrow]

You've got this king. just be yourself and it will all work out

[clever sleet]

Dog this is a wild one

[median gale]

Gz, big w

[pulsar trail]

I wish someone would shoot me and put me out of my misery

(Work gives me a free $100k life insurance policy)

[clever sleet]

Buddy I’ll shout you with something

[clever sleet]

Same haha wouldn’t it be crazy if we just haha

[pulsar trail]

Pls no yelling im sensitive

[median gale]

Wear a dog fursuit and call the ATF /s

[pulsar trail]

I don’t get it

[elder patrol]

die alittle?

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2025/03/06/ad4108e8c3110e39.gif

[soft pendant]

Redneck killed furry

[subtle quail]

You haven’t seen the meme that’s like “when I’m shooting up the furry convention and the atf shows up and starts shooting the furrys too”?

I’m too online for my own good

[warped wedge]

you kids and your tikky tokky

[pulsar trail]

@torn mural @clever sleet @nova obsidian @shell sparrow

I’m so hungry

[nova obsidian]

That looks good, but i believe in you

Stay strong

[clever sleet]

Why are you watching food content

https://x.com/northerniion_lp/status/1897482253804167214?s=46&t=YMWba6dO5Ch9qKalawax1w @lavish bloom

addams family stan account🫃 (librarian) (@NorthernIion_LP) on X

X · Mar 6, 2025, 2:59 AM

[sinful terrace]

Your feed is cooked

[clever sleet]

Northernlion is literally just like me fr

Do not disrespect my goat like that

[soft pendant]

Bro is just saying anything rn

As if NL isn’t super popular

[soft pendant]

I’d argue somnius posting every jd Vance photoshop is way more cooked

[clever sleet]

Real

[hoary spindle]

When he scrunches that dough together it looks like when I play with my foreskin

Uncut gang gang

[hoary spindle]

Hater

[soft pendant]

Point proven

Really good post man

[hoary spindle]

Caring about posts in here is unbelievably cringe

[soft pendant]

“Favella gamer”

[hoary spindle]

Rent free

Still thinking about it

[pulsar trail]

MY ENTIRE ALGORITHM IS FOOD NOW

[clever sleet]

[pulsar trail]

[soft pendant]

Oh you’re one of those people

Nevermind

[cyan oxide]

my instagram algo got schizo'd for a week (it was just gore and cartel content for some reason)

[pulsar trail]

I take a lil bit of responsibility for cartelgram

[cyan oxide]

it is now back to normal (schizochristians, alien believers and others)

yes the government is watching you

[hoary spindle]

I think everyone’s algo got fucked for a day

[subtle quail]

I have worked mine to this and my life is better for it

[cyan oxide]

yes the government installed new drones just to watch you

specifically you

[hoary spindle]

Someone pressed the wrong switch

[cyan oxide]

you are being hunted by the government, hide

[hoary spindle]

And people were getting gore and shit randomly

[cyan oxide]

was not fun

did not enjoy

need my schizos, don't want to watch gore

[inner wadi]

im different

(im not)

i need evil larry

@pulsar trail ok we gonna hit it with TWO STICKS OF BUTTER NOW

[hoary spindle]

Which habibis make the best baclava

[torn mural]

seems really deliciouus, stay strong brother

[subtle quail]

This shit ain’t nothing to me man

[hoary spindle]

Used shortys piss as crab boil

[hot crystal]

Excuse to hate carti more

[unreal quiver]

https://i.redd.it/y2vy51sm72ne1.gif

[shell sparrow]

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/lebanon-lebanese-patriotic-gif-9983684950489149775

[hoary spindle]

one of my best homies growing up was from beirut

his mom made the most banger manakish

[elder patrol]

the vatican

[slim epoch]

isnt that andorra

[brazen eagle]

secret country of the Spanish Inquisition

[fiery nexus]

So thats where the clit is

[undone bone]

i like more how france just ate 3 diff countries

[hoary spindle]

seven ate nine

[undone bone]

what

[unreal quiver]

we need to build a bunker

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/atlantis-gif-26289860

[peak solar]

that happens to me occasionally but it's just big butts

[subtle quail]

Ig is so wack. You click on one big butt vid it’s every suggested reel for a month.

[peak solar]

yea they start swarming you so quick

[undone bone]

colombian ladies butts just smell your fear of them

or attraction

[peak solar]

true we make paklava

lebanon gets this one

[hoary spindle]

Good morning sars

[shell sparrow]

https://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/discord-considering-ipo-meets-with-investment-bankers--nyt-93CH-3910531?ampMode=1

time to move back to IRC

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-signal-hey-gif-11582793

[fiery nexus]

Has anyone have the problem with a big plonker? Oh my, i feel like a man.
no one has a big plonker in here, so i will move on and search for a friendlier discord channel.

[unreal quiver]

Bro storm im kinda worried about you

You post an awful lot about your plonker

[shell sparrow]

@hasty nova https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-wants-get-rid-nuclear-weapons-2040867

holy, what am I reading, a reasonable take?

[fiery nexus]

I worry about anyone who doesn't post about their plonker you should be proud of what you got bud

[fiery nexus]

I wanna fuck a nuclear warhead

[fiery nexus]

[hoary spindle]

Insane

[lavish bloom]

I rather have Jesus ye then Nazi ye

Anyone have a big png of

Or something

[subtle quail]

[serene crescent]

[waxen latch]

they do be kinda hot, ngl

[fiery nexus]

Lemme in that nucussy

[subtle quail]

[lean stump]

have a nice day brothers

[peak solar]

kanye got the mentality of a 12 year old league player

has bad experience with a jewish music executive one time, kanye - what if hitler ghostwrote my next album

dudes a pos

[subtle quail]

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/mdr-severnace-milchick-dance-praise-kier-lumon-gif-15019624068630640008

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/nate-wants-to-battle-phantom-contract-zach-callison-gif-11765649

[lilac heath]

@flat scaffold

[hasty nova]

Hooooooly

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1347280354725204038/AQPdRsuqzRtaneMbbDrr44aExyJPF9X44wj0SpQzoHRdqM0qUSpBRy_pfiDt6A6d2ycHOIczK_Xue5KgkgBOYzwxSFmqZatoRyMz60w.mp4?ex=67cb401b&is=67c9ee9b&hm=6718e61c45cf63911b61a5400f1340373e687d7de68051eceb67458854590de3&

[hasty nova]

[ornate iris]

Its acceptable to say now that people should be free of the law if they bribe politicians

Okay then

I thought that was just an unspoken rule not something we were proud of

[shell sparrow]

thicc

[ornate iris]

poor thing

[cyan oxide]

imagine your kid asks you one day "dad what do you do for a living"

and you have to answer "oh kid I'm a scrum master"

holy shit

[shell sparrow]

assuming I will have kids

[cyan oxide]

also

this dude has a company that I really like so I dm'd him

"worst he can do is say no"

[calm elbow]

I'm too busy jorkin it to notice

[hasty nova]

[hasty nova]

...huh...

[lean stump]

:hi:

[arctic violet]

vat

[unreal quiver]

Waddup

[cyan oxide]

It’s a valid choice, he’s a twitter schizo I love him

[shell sparrow]

are we just naming taxes?

[pulsar trail]

I’m so hungry

@clever sleet

I did finished redacting that claim file tho

All 3,444 pages of it

[undone bone]

aaaaay

[modest lion]

@shell sparrow

love me some irving

[pulsar trail]

@hasty nova are eggs cheaper yet

[clever sleet]

Soon brother

Also good job

[shell sparrow]

That watermelon carving is creepy af

[arctic violet]

lowkey was just confused what those words put next to each other in sentences even meant

super confused ngl

[pulsar trail]

Oh you meant what, but in an accent

I get it now

[arctic violet]

yea

[hasty nova]

IT'S STILL EARLY BABY!!

[arctic violet]

i miss you oxi! hope youre doing well and lifes going great for you

[calm elbow]

Depends on what sort of eggs you're looking for

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @clever sleet @modest lion @daring mauve https://yt3.ggpht.com/pn1ZGIa_dhe22phDokV56tHjwMnOpQ5TpDHuK0y1PEVQjXBwq9-n8_STiwt-EB0oAP7-ESuD65C9mg=s1080-rw-nd-v1

[modest lion]

[daring mauve]

[calm elbow]

[gaunt cipher]

hope that guy visits me

[ornate iris]

I REQUIRE HIM

[ashen ravine]

@hasty novasserafim about to release something really mediocre sounding

[hasty nova]

...maybe.

[ashen ravine]

hybe pouring resources into bts comeback

[hasty nova]

💯

[soft pendant]

Did you get a new puppy

[hasty nova]

?

[ashen ravine]

motherfuckers. I was about to tweak v5

[fiery nexus]

Word on the street is you messed with my gang, so you're getting a not-so-friendly visit from Gub Gub, Senor Beatdown, Halloween Joe and the ace up my sleeve, Larry.

[calm elbow]

Stop stalking me

[fiery nexus]

Doxing you rn

[calm elbow]

Joke's on you, I have zero value

[fiery nexus]

Said hi

ignored

[calm elbow]

Also seeing that Electric Callboy reference

[calm elbow]

I'm tilted

Heroic Carnage

[fiery nexus]

Heroic whatever his name is

[hasty nova]

SPROCKETMONGER LOCKENSTOCK

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/hash-slinging-slasher-spongebob-squidward-spongebob-story-spongebob-scared-gif-1738350488479252894

[hasty nova]

Hard AF

[subtle quail]

!vibe only one panic attack today

[hollow raven]

42: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[subtle quail]

!newmaine

[hollow raven]

New main: Brewmaster Monk.

[fiery nexus]

It only gets worse from there

My raid leader talking about extra days

I'm prob not gonna see loot for a month from there

[slim epoch]

3 day heroic guild with extra days wtf?

[elder patrol]

69 tabs

[fiery nexus]

Nice

68 are porn

[fiery nexus]

It's a mythic guild that i do filler stuff for. Basically means I get fast heroic clears later in the season and usually can grab up a lot of the loot I want after the first month

But just sucks while I'm not getting gear

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885091772294897725/1346823841619640350/RDT_20250305_112817.mp4?ex=67cb9132&is=67ca3fb2&hm=5ee02210e85408b96749ebfbc5025d845497d8cea985230506bc21c182979560&

[shell sparrow]

For what purpose?

[hoary spindle]

love this

[shell sparrow]

Of course not, I’ve never had one

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

7: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

362: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[waxen latch]

@soft pendant

[severe sail]

!newmaine

[hollow raven]

New main: Retribution Paladin.

[elder patrol]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Shadow Priest.

[elder patrol]

cant post your own reels mate

[elder patrol]

[subtle quail]

Yoinking this

[elder patrol]

you meant Kampers vid?

[subtle quail]

No I haven’t watched. It’s too late at night for me to see evil Larry

I need to be a shadow priest main for this tier

[elder patrol]

oh,they good?

[subtle quail]

Maybe. Idk. I just like the spec. You look cool and have cooling looking spells

And your dagger is the main character

[elder patrol]

that be true

[serene crescent]

@unreal quiver they made you a weapon

[unreal quiver]

Are you calling me simple mate

[serene crescent]

no, it's a katana

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1347519637889482792/RDT_20250307_025234.mp4?ex=67cc1ef5&is=67cacd75&hm=3d8ff473dfa06be351038cbc4faada6ee0a83a172cbc53320fb84214b666ea33& @inner wadi

[unreal quiver]

No it’s not noob

[serene crescent]

Clearly is

[unreal quiver]

Japanese renaissance looking ass

[serene crescent]

assassin's creed shadows lookin ass

[unreal quiver]

Isn’t that the game with the watermelon

[serene crescent]

Realistic bamboo physics

[ornate iris]

One of my guildies is working on that game

Apparently ubi is in disarray because the game got sent somewhere a month early

[pulsar trail]

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/addressing-risks-from-perkins-coie-llp/

@hasty nova @modest lion um did this man just use an EO to attack a law firm he doesn’t like???

[modest lion]

isnt that one of the biggest and most respected ones in the country too?

[pulsar trail]

Yes

[modest lion]

that aint gonna end well lmao

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-22886423

@modest lion

[elder patrol]

something new everyday

[modest lion]

hahaha ye

its also so fucking weird

considering that lawyers just fucking do what their clients want them to do

so these people were basically just doing their jobs

[soft pendant]

I mean yeah he has milquetoast iq

[pulsar trail]

@modest lion

https://tenor.com/view/giggle-laugh-smile-happy-funny-gif-3835299

[modest lion]

ngl

its probably kind of a badge of honor

if your lawfirm is persecuted by that prick

[calm elbow]

I heard you messed with my gang

[fiery nexus]

Worst things to see at 3am

[calm elbow]

Unless you have one, then it's no big deal

[waxen latch]

unironically, many people are movie/tv series brained and think that all lawyers haves some depeer personal motives behind everything

lawyer = evil and greedy is a very common mindset

[pulsar trail]

I am very evil and greedy

Ask @modest lion

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1347564493613305938/GlZFofsWkAAgro3.png?ex=67cc48bb&is=67caf73b&hm=0b08008c38685c7854d652e1ad6c882a424271a25859b61a2c539c92f53ddd98&

[fringe tendon]

wait wtf

how do i get that

[serene crescent]

11.1.5

[fringe tendon]

no way

i want it now

[pulsar trail]

#wow-general

[serene crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046494554532094063/1346949145729958043/Im_Retarded.gif

[fringe tendon]

calm down buddy

[ornate iris]

Mods exile him to the honey pot channel

[elder patrol]

https://imgur.com/a/PFqZDWR

[serene crescent]

https://imgur.com/E9Ub5Kt

[hoary spindle]

Don’t post too many of these, @soft pendant might shit his pants

[waxen latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810298051281420308/1347571048446558361/20250307-054436-Quetzi-id6533407.mp4?ex=67cc4ed6&is=67cafd56&hm=ad06e1bde940f2c7fec6621b6d235a2a3fda0b78dd278ee110b06d0da54b3993& @torn mural

[serene crescent]

@cyan oxide https://open.spotify.com/track/7b1IIsCuf9huShO3pWj0h8?si=KJHFSlb7Qx6bGxP9ATfhaA got that brazilian beat i swear

[elder patrol]

man some vids dont play on desktop

audio but no video

[torn mural]

I press

[torn mural]

https://x.com/MidnightMitch/status/1897844700922384858

Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) on X

Scientists at Stanford University have released news images of what Jesus may have looked like based on electron microscope scans of the Shroud of Turin.

X · Mar 7, 2025, 3:00 AM

[elder patrol]

a sign

[serene crescent]

This is by far the best one yet

[torn mural]

yeh really cracked me up

[elder patrol]

barely know how he actually looks like at this point

[calm elbow]

He looks like the Cheddar Man too

[serene crescent]

Ain't that the one who has a living relative like 3 miles from where he was found

[wet cradle]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

271: On the come up I see you.

[calm elbow]

Brits like to settle in

[lyric spear]

laughed hard

[soft pendant]

Don’t tag me

[soft pendant]

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-discord-gif-26454627

[hoary spindle]

are all ad blockers on chrome just borked now?

[unreal quiver]

you been under a rock m8

been warning you for 2 years

shits GAWN

[hoary spindle]

i did this to myself didn't I

is it a mozilla angle?

[half kernel]

u can re-enable them

[elder patrol]

can just import everything to mozilla also if you wanna give it a whirl

[hoary spindle]

what do you guys like

i hear a lot of people prefer mozilla over chrome

[unreal quiver]

i support firefox but

[elder patrol]

idk,been using mozilla

[unreal quiver]

they look like theyre going to be sussy in the future

but for now firefox is a good bet

they also have good transition tools for bookmarks etc.

[elder patrol]

privacy thing? you have a phone already

[hoary spindle]

hmm I'll check it out

thanks kings

[unreal quiver]

shut up ramlu

ill spank you

[elder patrol]

[half kernel]

cant find the post that said how to re-enable them

[cyan oxide]

Daps needs to keep his logs private, they might steal his world 70 strat

[elder patrol]

that might be

[hoary spindle]

it just let me toggle them back on in settings

[pulsar trail]

#wow-general

[elder patrol]

#1203397195588435999

[pulsar trail]

Rude

[elder patrol]

doing good?

[unreal quiver]

Wtf

17 you fuck

[ripe wasp]

Tried out Brave when I wiped my PC earlier. It's solid

[unreal quiver]

I can’t personally support brave or opera, but it’s everyone’s personal preference

[fiery nexus]

I support local Crack dealers

[hoary spindle]

what's wrong with brave?

are they diddlers or something?

[fiery nexus]

Diddyers

[unreal quiver]

Just lots of extra shit that bloats up the program

Pretty sure they got caught mining shit on people’s computers also

[hoary spindle]

that's pretty sus

[hasty nova]

Yeah they messaged that they might do this like 2 weeks ago, pretty ridiculous to go ahead with it.

[subtle quail]

Hell yeah

[hasty nova]

[median gale]

❤️ supporting local buisnesses

[hasty nova]

Union dealers.

[calm elbow]

Union dealers that deal in ideals at dealerships

[hasty nova]

Fuck the dealerships

[calm elbow]

What about dealerplanes?

[hasty nova]

Dealerboats are OK

[calm elbow]

Whatever floats your dealerboat

[fiery nexus]

All it takes is asking the hooker that's going to jork your plonker "girl where you from" to make sure you are buying local

[calm elbow]

Make sure you ride a two-seater bike to cut down on carbon emissions while you get your peenar jorked

[median gale]

Frfr, cant get jorked if she from a diff hood

[fiery nexus]

If my peenar is jorked there is gonna be record emissions

[fiery nexus]

Fr the assholes from the south side just feel different

[median gale]

https://tenor.com/view/berserker-gif-26510158

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Ponygon - PokéFusion:

#77 - Ponyta

#137 - Porygon

[median gale]

!pf me at work atm

[hollow raven]

Sandsgutor - PokéFusion:

#27 - Sandshrew

#103 - Exeggutor

[median gale]

Accurate

[elder patrol]

mouth open

[median gale]

Yuh, ne just yellin 24/7

Me*

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447483730886393866/1347588810652909703/image0.jpg?ex=67cc5f61&is=67cb0de1&hm=f6f7229acd514a70b9ae59a9d66b2cf3b0780f9ee35207f1b392bc81ed869251&

[wet cradle]

dawg just get in the shower

like

what

[hoary spindle]

we need a bidet revolution across the atlantic

[wet cradle]

I need to buy one

i use wipes and shower

cuz tp is doghsit

[hoary spindle]

i plan my shits around showers

no way I'm going about my day with doodoo in my pants

[wet cradle]

hence why i use wipes

[hoary spindle]

i'll do the tp + finish with wipes tech sometimes

[mint junco]

https://www.instagram.com/lyndseydotw/reel/DGbWQSXSEQE/

[elder patrol]

hope you dont flush em

[mint junco]

he washes and reuses them

[elder patrol]

drop em in a bowl of chili for umami

[wet cradle]

apartment raises rent so i flush wipes and pour oil down the drain

frfr

[elder patrol]

mix wet wipes with fat and flush it

do pork belly and flush the fat down the drain with wipes

[hasty nova]

...

Outstanding.

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @modest lion @pulsar trail @cyan oxide @clever sleet @daring mauve who is on this picture

[soft pendant]

Two corgis

And a kitten

[daring mauve]

Seli is in the middle for sure

[brazen eagle]

somehow not pinging me with cure kitty picture

[brazen eagle]

[elder patrol]

nice hedgehog

[median gale]

Np, but its actually a dog

[elder patrol]

ah,my bad man

[median gale]

Its ok, dogs and hedgehogs look and act the same

[elder patrol]

the small ones

[lavish bloom]

Seeing Stavros Halkias tomorrow

funny man

[hoary spindle]

I miss cumtown

[wet cradle]

i ahve some peanut oil i need to ge rid of

🙂

[clever sleet]

dibs on the right

[wet cradle]

I should obviously heat the oil first

right

[hasty nova]

[wet cradle]

my apt was a hotle once

hotel

wtf

anyway

theres a bunch of random plastic pipe bits running through

xd

[hoary spindle]

that's called industrial design sweetie

immaculate laotian sweatshop vibes

[wet cradle]

deitKEK

BOYS

Finally can i be comfy using my headset tomorrow

it begins

[hoary spindle]

oh shit a minneapolis gamer

[wet cradle]

yessir

[hoary spindle]

i went there for a work trip a few years back

lots of homeless!!!!

[wet cradle]

lMAOO

Im a little bit away from them

they like to hang out under the bridge

[hoary spindle]

muttering riddles and shit

what kind of headset did you get

[wet cradle]

lenses for my vr headset

[hoary spindle]

holy based

[wet cradle]

im blind as shit

lmfao

[hasty nova]

[wet cradle]

having to wear my glasses lets light peak in from the back

and reflects

[hoary spindle]

palmbee's stream with a comfy vr headset

[wet cradle]

Ive been playing the metro vr game

but the random light peaks in a dark game are oof

[wet cradle]

@young heron

for sure

sorry to summon him to ot

gl

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-hand-rise-hand-rise-up-cat-me-too-gif-24649542

[lavish bloom]

I wanna play REPO so bad

Looks more fun than lethal company

When that was poppin

[gaunt cipher]

omg