off-topic

[ornate iris]

nuhuh

[clever sleet]

Timmy seems like a primordial American ngl

[hasty nova]

That might be something else.

[ornate iris]

I am the least dutch dutch person

Honestly id move to the us if it wasnt for everything

[calm elbow]

She's just as qualified to hold a government position

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-going-back-to-america-king-akeem-joffer-eddie-murphy-coming2america-we-are-coming-back-to-america-gif-20632668

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[calm elbow]

You are double dutch?

[ornate iris]

yar

[elder patrol]

dutch dutchy

[ornate iris]

They saw me rawdogging a 400k pepper and took away my passport

[calm elbow]

The Flying Dutchlady

[ornate iris]

it is what it is

[inner wadi]

lol just move to europe again

[ornate iris]

man

[elder patrol]

swim in the gulf of america

[ornate iris]

I can never type bd the same way again

I have to type out big dog

fuck

[inner wadi]

would you call me big dog

or big rat

[ornate iris]

All of you are my big dogs

[calm elbow]

I live in the taint of America

[elder patrol]

where was that again?

[ornate iris]

I live in a different taint

[dusty scarab]

Brother you don’t live in Ohio?

[calm elbow]

Ohio is the boil on the neck of America.

[subtle quail]

I will be your bd

[dusty scarab]

It’s actually the armpit thank you

[ornate iris]

Currently taken maybe next week

[subtle quail]

[calm elbow]

That's Arizona with all the moist humidity tyvm

[inner wadi]

no sorry tony

om up next

[subtle quail]

!rtb 5 I’m next bd

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Skull and Crossbones

[subtle quail]

Shiiiiit

[elder patrol]

!pf big hell

[hollow raven]

Seans - PokéFusion:

#86 - Seel

#23 - Ekans

[inner wadi]

!rtb 5 and idk

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Skull and Crossbones

[calm elbow]

!8 will I hit a RTB 5?

[hollow raven]

NO!!!

[calm elbow]

!rtb 5

[dusty scarab]

!rtb 5 ban Kamper cause he’s obviously Hataro

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Skull and Crossbones

[ornate iris]

No oratah is hataro

keep up with the lore

[dusty scarab]

Ah interesting

[calm elbow]

Bizarro Hataro

[ornate iris]

kamper is still odd as fuck though

[calm elbow]

Wholesome and nice

[ornate iris]

entire alter ego that fell out of the sky

[calm elbow]

Arthas stabbed Hataro and we've been dealing with the Evil Hataro until his banishment; kamper is the Good Hataro

[daring mauve]

what did I do

[cedar nest]

You added the twink sticker

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-light-yagami-death-note-death-note-intro-kira-mind-break-gif-5869127171462798703

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Dodrill - PokéFusion:

#84 - Doduo

#15 - Beedrill

[ornate iris]

!pf 84

[hollow raven]

Dodwbro - PokéFusion:

#84 - Doduo

#80 - Slowbro

[soft pendant]

at first i was like "wdym" but then i was like "ohhhh right"

[heady oriole]

@sinful terrace @clever sleet @waxen latch @serene crescent OH

[clever sleet]

Oh

[waxen latch]

Ooh

[ornate iris]

buh

[clever sleet]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1326683273493086270/GgzYcteWQAAei8v.png?ex=67805194&is=677f0014&hm=4daded390c2a0a0d59c2e16fe28985a9b53a5a4179a7d9e04739a39bded470d4&

[clever sleet]

Real

[pulsar trail]

I-O

@dusty scarab

https://tenor.com/view/atw-among-the-wild-nuggets-entertainment-nuggets-amongthewild-gif-10045612695831037658

[dusty scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-its-genuinely-over-seal-sad-seal-breaking-news-gif-243396507301445550

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-cat-tongue-funny-joshuaelias033-gif-8410217605312964580

[pulsar trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692466539747737693/1306454671434584165/1279845931331747933.gif

[heady oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-creepy-weird-gif-4933386

[cyan oxide]

He might be a little regarded

[clever sleet]

Is that filter evading young Mauricio

[dusty scarab]

Homeboy about to start posting guitar emojis

Like the olden days

[cyan oxide]

No

But I could

Love tiemyee I have him at a high regard

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Weeuna - PokéFusion:

#13 - Weedle

#14 - Kakuna

[soft pendant]

what the fuck is that

AI interpretation of an elephant?

(its wrong)

[subtle quail]

Dragon elephant

[soft pendant]

delephant

[hoary spindle]

!pf girthy trunk

[hollow raven]

Droweape - PokéFusion:

#96 - Drowzee

#57 - Primeape

[ornate iris]

Goes hard

[soft pendant]

fuckin loser

[hasty nova]

[heady oriole]

Toxic

[soft pendant]

its me btw gottem

[heady oriole]

@torn mural

[subtle quail]

Bald

[sinful terrace]

oh

[hasty nova]

[warped wedge]

https://preview.redd.it/z79oelji2ube1.png?auto=webp&s=b09f4868844c9ee9d07e317b62420684b0e8eceb

[torn mural]

[subtle quail]

@inner wadi

[inner wadi]

fuckers in school

always talkin bout

[slim epoch]

you sent that to me tony but

it went over my head

[subtle quail]

That’s cause you’re not a hittah and you’re a fake

[inner wadi]

if i catch one more fucker talkin sweet about chief keef

im fuckin beatin they ass

[slim epoch]

im fake as fuck

sorry you had to find out this way

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-mouth-watch-your-profanity-watch-it-gif-5600117

[hasty nova]

Sheeeeeeesh...
https://fixvx.com/WxNB_/status/1877136538229710997

[lavish bloom]

!pf me today

[hollow raven]

Chanfing - PokéFusion:

#113 - Chansey

#109 - Koffing

[hoary spindle]

!vibe scyther

[hollow raven]

13: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[hoary spindle]

F

!pf scyther

F

[hasty nova]

[ripe wasp]

Rip tim sticker

[hasty nova]

Yeeeeeeeeppppppppppp

[ripe wasp]

Same with Florida

[hasty nova]

Some are pulling insurance clients actively in the past 2 days.

[jolly junco]

on a lighter note

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498422186504093706/1326711885709443132/20250108_052521.jpg?ex=67806c3a&is=677f1aba&hm=a34738f31885b1fbe91495f85e3411bd29abc98db5117c7af1edf949781387a3&

[ripe wasp]

While we're here in NZ my parents and brother are going to an immigration seminar thing to see if moving here is feasible

[hasty nova]

[ripe wasp]

I have to say, completely swapping how to drive is fucking with my head though

[hasty nova]

Yeah this fried my brain as well for like, a month or something.

[sinful terrace]

You're in NZ??? That's awesome, have fun

[ripe wasp]

Yeah for two weeks, family vacation

Just landed today so I'm wiped tf out

[hasty nova]

[ornate iris]

nz is fuckin awesome

have fun

[hasty nova]

... I should update my bugout bag...

[hasty nova]

[heady oriole]

@torn mural https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DEkiNU-yJ98/?igsh=MXYya3p0bmhrYTNmag==

[hoary spindle]

[hasty nova]

[subtle quail]

#wow-general

[unreal quiver]

Yo let me know what they say

[hoary spindle]

bad ping

[subtle quail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-gif-27417012

[serene crescent]

Ohhh

[sinful terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-camera-shake-gif-21145390

[soft pendant]

#wow-general

[soft pendant]

[subtle quail]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-grusha-stare-angry-gif-13274783065358599182

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-shaking-head-fisheye-lens-gif-25374523

[subtle quail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/816403895210606693/817586492985311232/image0.gif

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-wiggle-cat-wiggle-cat-black-gif-25712759

[subtle quail]

https://tenor.com/view/valtteri-cat-valtteri-cat-cat-valtteri-booty-gif-18965648

[sinful terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[serene crescent]

I am sick 😦

Come back off holiday and instantly got bent over by the UK

https://tenor.com/view/sad-rat-crying-rat-profound-sadness-fototeta-gif-27638214

[subtle quail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193423263387353088/1164071018025984040/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[heady oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-luna-crunchycatluna-gif-11512653665694869217

[subtle quail]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-cat-silly-funny-goofy-gif-6311279246441804246

[crude cave]

https://x.com/gafollowers/status/1877125938997022925?s=46&t=KNnLszKkLXaPCKhIMYQlGA

Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) on X

Atlanta preparing for the snow.

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 10:51 PM

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

139: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[subtle quail]

Traveling does that to people. Hope you feel better soon.

[inner wadi]

@raw python

friend told me to watch first episode of solo leveling

i am now on episode 9

this show is lit

[subtle quail]

oof size : Large

[unreal quiver]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PathOfExile2/comments/1hwxc17/documenting_the_saga_of_elon_musks_account/

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sung-jin-woo-solo-leveling-arise-solo-leveling-arise-gif-14090689222339859594

[inner wadi]

real

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tmnt-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-nerd-dork-face-mask-gif-25163347

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Kabzing - PokéFusion:

#140 - Kabuto

#110 - Weezing

[ripe wasp]

Should read the source. It's a banger

[ornate iris]

Real

last 1/3rd of it is a bit mid though

[ripe wasp]

Yeah it kinda suffers as all insane power scaling stories do

[ornate iris]

but as someone who couldnt give less of a fuck about anime/manga and enjoyed most of it, i’d read it fs

[ripe wasp]

Yeah I basically never read but that one I binged in one sitting when I first saw it

[edgy lion]

Honestly early parts are the worst

It's like wow

[ornate iris]

huh

[edgy lion]

It gets way better the closer he gets to end game

[ornate iris]

The “end game” sucks ass though

makes no sense

[edgy lion]

Where you at?

[ornate iris]

done

[edgy lion]

It explains it fine no?

You talking episodes or?

[ornate iris]

The manga

[edgy lion]

Manga was fine?

It made sense no?

It's kind of exactly what you would expect from this type of story in my opinion

Generic sure but def better then the start?

[elder patrol]

Was bad(no idea what you talking about)

[edgy lion]

Classic ramlu

He hates everything

[elder patrol]

[ornate iris]

Sorry you hate everything ramlu

[edgy lion]

Name something he likes

[inner wadi]

no spoilers

[edgy lion]

Besides trolling

[inner wadi]

he likes birds

[ornate iris]

but idk porg i read it a long time ago

[inner wadi]

dont hate on ramlu

[edgy lion]

Ow we can't spoil?

[ornate iris]

Just remember liking the first bit a lot more than the end

[shell sparrow]

me

[ornate iris]

Opinion diffy i guess

[edgy lion]

Nah nah I think you right for some bits

[ripe wasp]

Cock

[edgy lion]

False

[edgy lion]

Also false

He's using it to plot against you

Ram type of guy to become a wasteland water baron

[ornate iris]

Ramlu is literally elon musk

[edgy lion]

I can't tell if that's a insult or compliment

Plus I think he'd be more like the lizardman then elon

[ornate iris]

Elon is also lizard

[edgy lion]

Dam missed that lore drop

All rich people lizards or only thoses two?

[ornate iris]

Idk

Elon is built like an anaconda that just swallowed a creature five times its size

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/glizzy-fridge-hot-dog-nerdspeak-gif-9494258723839399404

[ripe wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-gif-24573777

[edgy lion]

[elder patrol]

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-no-laughing-seriously-i-dont-think-so-gif-26207681

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-banana-peel-robot-goofy-ahh-gif-26544396

[ornate iris]

300k robot and lost to banan

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-dynamic-robot-gif-22744232

[edgy lion]

Me after one to many Jager bombs

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-robot-goalie-gif-23578122

[elder patrol]

https://bigmemes123.funnyjunk.com/thumbnails/comments/+_3805091916d004aea9b8b29bba81663e.gif

[raw python]

that shit is chef's kiss, 1st ep of the new season is a banger too

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Rapimoth - PokéFusion:

#78 - Rapidash

#49 - Venomoth

[ornate iris]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Goldbat - PokéFusion:

#118 - Goldeen

#42 - Golbat

[ornate iris]

gyat

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Dewgpix - PokéFusion:

#87 - Dewgong

#37 - Vulpix

[subtle quail]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Beedtto - PokéFusion:

#15 - Beedrill

#132 - Ditto

[inner wadi]

!vibe cum

[hollow raven]

182: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[ornate iris]

!vibe cum

[hollow raven]

326: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[subtle quail]

!vibe cummy storm

[hollow raven]

390: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[hasty nova]

!vibe cumbolt

[hollow raven]

323: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[unreal quiver]

The lord will not have mercy on you

Being awake in the morning is very surreal

[ornate iris]

Wild cinematic production

[subtle quail]

Nor will I have mercy on the lord.

[cedar nest]

What the fuck are yall doin

[elder patrol]

[subtle quail]

Laying in bed playing words with friends against the gf. You?

[blazing kite]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-slurp-drink-cute-snakes-gif-26964097

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-chef-chris-cho-slurping-yummy-delicious-gif-20952888

Ramen for lunch, damn the diet this once

[unreal quiver]

bruh doctor just gave me a clean bill of health

literally everything is perfect

idek how since i eat so much meat

[undone bone]

well eating meat in itself is not that bad

unless you pig out like 1kg+ every dayt

and dont exercise

[lean stump]

tony here?

i would like to show some funs for u

@subtle quail

The man just saying "Bro" then disappear

[edgy lion]

Go to the spirit doctor now I'm wondering how rotten your soul is

[unreal quiver]

oh lawd

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

[calm elbow]

You assume it goes inside of him when he stands up

[elder patrol]

he rock with his cock out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872496615892582511/1326871547260043285/1736420975021.jpg?ex=678100ec&is=677faf6c&hm=e6dd582b8d70957c7b0997032c5762fdb42fdba2c1678ddeb56aa6ef11278045&

[calm elbow]

Man, remember in Episode 3 when Yoda was on the Wookie planet? He was literally on dick level height

[elder patrol]

where he going

[unreal quiver]

@ornate iris

not my screenshot before you start

[ornate iris]

fye

[fiery nexus]

I feel like I interrupted

[elder patrol]

they chillin

#1146207476983812117 post kitties here

[fiery nexus]

I'm in

[calm elbow]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

328: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[smoky relic]

Confession, one of my biggest regrets related to WoW was not completing Challenge Mode: Gold on Pandaria
Every FT I see those mogs and I get remembered that I will never be able to use them, some part of me dies inside 🥲
Simply the best mogs for almost every class in the game...

[unreal quiver]

bro those weapons

im jealous

[elder patrol]

mop was armor

wod had weapons

I did mop but not wod, bit silly

[smoky relic]

I mean, I didn't buy Blizzconn tickets in 2019, and that's something I regret also, BUT THOSE MOPS ARMORS, I just can't...

[unreal quiver]

mop challenge mode had weapons no?

[elder patrol]

dont think so

wod had all kinds of shit

[hoary spindle]

Mop was the armor sets

Paladin had that blue and gold space winged set

https://tenor.com/view/lick-gif-15840537734980151180

[smoky relic]

For weapons we can always rely on Legion, but for armos... man

Specially being someone who plays to Get' Em All

Love to collect things

[elder patrol]

the collector

[smoky relic]

For the first time, I came back to try and be something good in pvp, but always looking for some piece of xmog here, an achievment there, ops, another pet

Is black market still a thing? I remember trying to set up Rogue set, for season 2 or 3, can´t recall, got myself two pieces 🤓

[elder patrol]

black market still around

[smoky relic]

DH still starting at righter levels? I hard this crazy idead, went to do some research, and apparently it is a thing, bunch of DHs to farm Invincible

Cuz as DH you can skip a lot of the raid glitching the game and flying through walls, same goes for the new race, I believe

[waxen latch]

mate

why is that shit talked about

like, in a serious way at all

they literally casually talk about forcefull takeovers

lol

[unreal quiver]

its a nice distraction

ppl are all forgetting about health inurance scams

[serene crescent]

"Such an incredible piece of media" - @unreal quiver

[slim epoch]

@subtle quail @inner wadi

[calm elbow]

Me and who?

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319631345080598539/1325862358987309076/gif.gif?ex=6780a0cb&is=677f4f4b&hm=2178f863fbe94732feb8708771b2d56e6f46e45ff5a4efed31fef541e84d35e6&

[calm elbow]

• Fantastic Four confirmed for Rivals
• Flood of comments inquiring about Sue and Namor's "history"
• Marvel just has her act cold towards him
• Namor cucks get btfo
  Love to see it.

[elder patrol]

[unreal quiver]

banger

[soft pendant]

oh 3 person room

ill fuck off

[calm elbow]

Three's a crowd but four's a party

[slim epoch]

when making donuts do yall use a condom to poke out the holes or do u just like raw dog that shit

[clever sleet]

ABR

Always be rawdogging

[elder patrol]

make 1 big donut

fist it

[slim epoch]

my hands are too small

[clever sleet]

@cyan oxide we found the line

[elder patrol]

gulf of bussies

[clever sleet]

Amen

[slim epoch]

now i want an outback bloomin onion

[clever sleet]

Now I just wanna take her bloomin onion outback fr

[keen lintel]

...

[elder patrol]

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-erm-cat-silly-meme-gif-8943834829390094143

[keen lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1316917809468411934/IMG_6552.gif

[clever sleet]

Sorry Eve, you didn’t need to see that

[hoary spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gates-headphones-jamming-walmart-grinding-gif-1613507157960047051

[clever sleet]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872496615892582511/1325377339319652403/RDT_20250105_0916024234134100077420147.jpg?ex=6780d756&is=677f85d6&hm=3a19167a266561e38d206562f1e590c2421f6be2efd8dfb8f96974deb4f363bc&

[hoary spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-among-us-among-us-kiss-gif-18740554

[keen lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-disagree-no-no-way-no-way-jose-gif-17198747915642746677

[elder patrol]

[slim epoch]

quake so horny he’d bust if he saw 2 gas station hot dogs stuck together on the roller

[summer hearth]

!vibe do I bloom quakes onion tonight?

[hollow raven]

352: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[clever sleet]

Honestly I clown 99% of the time

I’m the least horny mf you’ve ever met

[elder patrol]

I like shitposting

[clever sleet]

Amen

This is why I’m an assassination one trick

That’s a shit posting channel if I’ve ever seen it t

[elder patrol]

should go ass but im lazy

I just press buttons

[slim epoch]

i muted assa when they were a good spec so it had the undesirable fotms show up and i havent unmuted it yet

[cyan oxide]

Most based country

[clever sleet]

Extremely based decision

[elder patrol]

I hope outlaw is fotm next season so mods gotta work

[slim epoch]

gambling raid so maybe

[hoary spindle]

Sin chat has been more brainrotty than law

[elder patrol]

everything is a gamble

[clever sleet]

That’s just not true

I’ve seen both

But it’s way closer than it should be

[hoary spindle]

Outlaw had literally been deadge

[slim epoch]

outlaw chat has a thread where they just post dungeon overalls

[undone bone]

assa has the best of both worlds one tricks that only raid and also now the m+ rerollers

[slim epoch]

its way worse

[hoary spindle]

People in sin talk about eating ass from the back on all fours

[undone bone]

then some clueless pvp people pop once ina while

it is glorious

[clever sleet]

Buddy I don’t even raid

[clever sleet]

Yeah buddy that’s peak

[timid kayak]

you don't even play wow

[clever sleet]

Wdym

[clever sleet]

Dude what

[timid kayak]

[undone bone]

then BIS people like quake in charge of the good vibes

[elder patrol]

quake does like 1000 keys per week

[clever sleet]

I’ve literally been playing for six months

[slim epoch]

im sorry

[timid kayak]

yeah playin with your balls

[clever sleet]

I’ve only done 6 this week ramlu

[timid kayak]

got em

[elder patrol]

eh small variance

[undone bone]

that is 6 more keys than me

[slim epoch]

quake my druid needs welfare keys

[clever sleet]

Nah buddy that’s your tongue, sass me again and I’ll fucking show you a good time

[clever sleet]

Too late we already are helping a Druid with welfare keys @heady oriole has the spot

[slim epoch]

tony wouldnt even boost me thru timewalking bc he had to do dumb shit like work a job

[slim epoch]

yeah but i have maxed out circumcision isle ring to complement my 480 gear

[clever sleet]

@sinful terrace when piss boys live

[fiery nexus]

[summer hearth]

Looked like @heady oriole was the one doing the carrying to me.

[clever sleet]

Idk what you mean king

Quakemother hard carried him (I gave him PI)

[unreal quiver]

Is he not retired

[clever sleet]

Nop he’s a key gamer now

For the boys

[slim epoch]

in february hes gonna be a raider again too he just doesnt accept it yet

[elder patrol]

I do HC and m+,chill

!pf

[hollow raven]

Sandsdra - PokéFusion:

#28 - Sandslash

#117 - Seadra

[slim epoch]

!pf cant do keys with ramlu hes a foreigner

[hollow raven]

Venutres - PokéFusion:

#3 - Venusaur

#146 - Moltres

[slim epoch]

wtf is that

[elder patrol]

prime evolution

[timid kayak]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Golactyl - PokéFusion:

#42 - Golbat

#142 - Aerodactyl

[shell sparrow]

@acoustic wing @hardy bronze https://youtube.com/shorts/Dj75sB5jB6A?si=b1vedpHXtO_hYJHL

Concrete is my favourite so far

[cyan oxide]

No that's tiemyee

[subtle quail]

funny new update

[subtle quail]

So good

[shell sparrow]

@plucky wigeon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0NNf27NPgkg

[plucky wigeon]

Nah my Shiba would just turn around and sleep

[peak solar]

Can you pretend to throw a ball or are shibas too smart

[twin heart]

Nah like what kind of nonsensical post is this.

[clever sleet]

I know my goat oratah would never post nonsense like this, ty for keeping off-topic in line, king

[serene crescent]

Yebluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[twin heart]

TY queen

[serene crescent]

@ornate iris https://x.com/assassinscreed/status/1877400048314528126

Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed) on X

Assassin’s Creed Shadows now releases March 20, 2025.

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 5:00 PM

Just as we were talking bout it

[ornate iris]

lmao

this game is actually fucked

ubisoft games getting delayed is kind of doomed

[serene crescent]

Yeah you know it's bad

But I will still probably play it

[ornate iris]

in all fairness

ubisoft is about to go bankrupt so

maybe they are all inning

and making a good game

[serene crescent]

Everything rides on this game

[ornate iris]

doubtful though

[serene crescent]

unironically

[ornate iris]

3 weeks to play monster hunter though

fire

[unreal quiver]

nah theyre fucked regardless of how this game does surely

[ornate iris]

probably

[unreal quiver]

theyre extending release date to add more microtransactions

[serene crescent]

I won't buy them

[ornate iris]

mtx in ac games have been scummy but

you never needed to buy em

[serene crescent]

I never bought them

in any one I played

[jolly junco]

good. Uplay was somehow worse than Origin. fuck em both

[cyan oxide]

[peak solar]

[slim epoch]

ac shadows was doa

[fiery nexus]

Guys my pc is running a bit hot did i use enough paste

[elder patrol]

wrong paste

[fiery nexus]

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Metael - PokéFusion:

#11 - Metapod

#86 - Seel

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Ontales - PokéFusion:

#95 - Onix

#38 - Ninetales

[calm elbow]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Dratdle - PokéFusion:

#147 - Dratini

#13 - Weedle

[subtle quail]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Catesian - PokéFusion:

#10 - Caterpie

#53 - Persian

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Clefander - PokéFusion:

#36 - Clefable

#4 - Charmander

[lean stump]

no tony my team8 didnt shot him

he just gone bc hes team8s grenade

[elder patrol]

smh Bac team killing

[lean stump]

no me

i am the opposite

[elder patrol]

ye I know,just messing with you

[lean stump]

time to bedge

i need to go company tomorrow

to get my payment

[elder patrol]

gn bäc

[subtle quail]

[lean stump]

[ashen ravine]

[calm elbow]

[slim epoch]

average pvp player in wow @subtle quail

[subtle quail]

Hell yeha

[scenic blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-just-a-chill-guy-chillguy-chill-guy-chill-gif-7380092655709947717

[shell sparrow]

if all forms of matter take up space then isn't everything outer space?

[heady oriole]

[heady oriole]

why tf are you gearing a druid?

[slim epoch]

pvp

also

interestEd?

i play the cool druid spec

[scenic blaze]

pvp gear super free

[slim epoch]

yeah just gotta deal with bg queues rn

they're kinda miserable

[heady oriole]

If I was gonna play pvp, would rather just play an actual game

[slim epoch]

no in welfare keys

[heady oriole]

[slim epoch]

carry me

look at that face

[shell sparrow]

like chess?

[elder patrol]

ufc

[shell sparrow]

I would like to gain IQ while playing, not lose it

[elder patrol]

hmm

[slim epoch]

dont get hit

[elder patrol]

football penalties,switch goalkeeper and kicker

[heady oriole]

Yee, or soccer. Or league. Or CS2. Or MTG

[slim epoch]

league

[heady oriole]

Might play again this season

[slim epoch]

what rank

[heady oriole]

Blame @arctic violet

I just got to silver and then not bother playing because of other games lol

[slim epoch]

oh

[heady oriole]

So never really tried to push

[slim epoch]

we can play together then

[heady oriole]

[slim epoch]

im silver and then gold if i decide to play for more than a week lol

[heady oriole]

Maybe

It's been a hot second though. Like I haven't played since before COVID 😬

[slim epoch]

no thats fine

u are a jungle main

[heady oriole]

But my champ pool isn't exactly like skill intensive

I can do anything that's not ADC

[slim epoch]

ok i play mid so

long queue times

[heady oriole]

Ah

[ornate iris]

man

i cant fix my running toilet

[heady oriole]

I usually play mid, but I can do the other ones too

[ornate iris]

fml

[sinful terrace]

Just catch it wdym

[subtle quail]

Cs2 login!

[heady oriole]

And I haven't played CS2 in forever, like before COVID as well 😬

[subtle quail]

New patch has wild rag doll physics so that’s cool

[heady oriole]

My aim is definitely gonna be so bad. And learning the new spray patterns is gonna take a bit

[fiery nexus]

Just get headshots

It's that easy

Click on rhe head

[subtle quail]

My aim is already bad

The only time I was better than super awful was when I played like 3 games a day minimum and I don’t have time for that

[slim epoch]

@scenic blaze cyrces circlet good in pvp?

or is it no vers so bad

[scenic blaze]

it's terribad

[subtle quail]

They also finally nerfed it

[slim epoch]

ok

its got high ilvl tho so

will let me get into blitz faster

[serene crescent]

https://fixvx.com/tippitytoptweet/status/1877154463674192264?t=J54SRywiPqf4WvtBw3AHrQ&s=19

[arctic violet]

bro what did i do!

im also stuck here

LOL

[heady oriole]

For making me want to get back into playing reague

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-patrick-bateman-lol-gif-26192310

[shell sparrow]

rogue + league?

[heady oriole]

[sinful terrace]

Reague

!vibecheck piss boys

[hollow raven]

61: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[sinful terrace]

Moroes is a hater

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

451: Vibes are immaculate

[sinful terrace]

@subtle quail check dms

[slim epoch]

our bedroom could be a pissroom

[heady oriole]

Speaking of... @hot crystal you're safe from the fires, yeah?

[hot crystal]

Yeah im far away

If i was at school i would be pretty close

But i live down in oc theres nothing here

[heady oriole]

Good good

[hot crystal]

Its just windy

Some people i know from college have been affected tho

[heady oriole]

Given how it's spread because of those winds, seems like anything's possible ;|

Scary

[serene crescent]

That's taken during the day too isn't it

[sinful terrace]

Ayep

Nasty winds spreading the fire

Wind strength of like a weak hurricane

[clever sleet]

You’re telling me Cali had the eye of Sauron?

Jesus

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-realayax-ayax-ayaz-gif-12587464080199064649

[arctic violet]

dude im stuck here too

blame wow for suckign so much

[inner wadi]

@soft pendant i made a snowman

and it inadvertently

looks like ohno

[clever sleet]

Send pic

[inner wadi]

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

Power check?

[inner wadi]

Bottom

i mean yeah i got electricity

my bad

[clever sleet]

[inner wadi]

someone made a snow cat

[subtle quail]

snow in texas!!!!!!

!

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871080348279263242/1327009653871087727/123.mp4?ex=6781818c&is=6780300c&hm=92f53af4f110a44d457de34655f3927b98dd19a2221f8e6135a7433c3ba12069&

[soft pendant]

This is so low effort

Actually 1/10

Same joke as like putting Great Britain over Yarnham

Wait that jokes hilarious

Nevermind

[waxen latch]

bro i repost shity memes somebody else sends

tf you want

[soft pendant]

I was doing a bit you responded too soon

[inner wadi]

jake didnt respond to my ohno snowman

fake ass friend fr

[subtle quail]

lemme see a horse in goggles

[soft pendant]

I was mid type then work fuckin pinged me

[soft pendant]

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-saxophone-glasses-instrument-gif-9673110

[hoary spindle]

damn is this real?

[ornate iris]

im shortening your bones by 1mm

for summoning this creature

[subtle quail]

That's fine I got plenty of length

[ornate iris]

shit adds up

short ass fingers

[subtle quail]

you could take an inch off my fingers and they wouldn't be short

[hasty nova]

[cyan oxide]

Do not shorten my fingers, they compensate for my penis

[ornate iris]

damn

[clever sleet]

Real

[ornate iris]

please dont say these words around me i am trying to go monk mode

[clever sleet]

Dog what

Didn’t ur bf return this week

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[ornate iris]

he’s very busy compared to me rn

[calm elbow]

[ornate iris]

And then when hes not busy in like 2 weeks im busy

[calm elbow]

Monka Mode?

[ornate iris]

its unfortsh

[cyan oxide]

Back to the mines

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pushups-intense-focused-workout-dwayne-gif-24863063

But it's cold...

[shell sparrow]

delve is back?

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-chad-chad-dwarf-gif-27635881

Tiem is dating a dwarf?

[clever sleet]

They are days off

But you should set your schedule even when weather sucks

[subtle quail]

it has not been above freezing in 10 days

[cyan oxide]

Tiemyee spends a lot of time in the mines

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-always-sunny-dennis-reynolds-dumb-driving-you-dumb-bitch-gif-16430416

[cyan oxide]

@clever sleet what if the United States of America renamed to the united bucees of the Midwest?

[clever sleet]

I’d be proud

Pronounced bussies, I assume,

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/twice-sana-punch-cute-kpop-gif-14057415

[ornate iris]

the library in this case

study sesh

mines phase is already complete

[shell sparrow]

@torn mural https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gcoC1oNRLCg

[soft pendant]

I got halfway home from work then forgot about something so I’m going back

Kill me

Waste of gas

[twin heart]

forgot to come give me a kiss

[soft pendant]

More like 3/4

Oh yeah you one of the computers I gotta move??

Nice

[crude cave]

simply solve the fires by https://x.com/kryptikRants/status/1876942542752641155

Kryptik (@kryptikRants) on X

@RealJamesWoods Again, why are they using water reservoirs for fire fighting when there is literally an ocean right there

Mother nature gave them a fire fighting reservoir

No excuses

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 10:42 AM

throwing salt water on them

simply salt the earth

[edgy lion]

im sure that will go well

your just not as smart

[subtle quail]

who needs crops anyways

[crude cave]

🔥 is bad tho

so just kill fire

with 🌊

[slim epoch]

have they tried turning the ac on

if u cool it down a bit it should be manageable

[crude cave]

turn your AC's outside

https://x.com/kryptikRants/status/1876946255823138999

Kryptik (@kryptikRants) on X

@CyWegman @RealJamesWoods So they spent your tax dollars on DEI programs rather than replacing outdated plumbing

Salt water is already used by aircraft to drop on fires

May not be “as effective”, but its more effective than no water at all, and again, theres an entire ocean

No excuses, Leadership in

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 10:57 AM

anotehr sick post

yeah just simply create a firefighting system that can handle and will bge used often to transport gallons upon gallons of sea water

but also, black people's fault

somehow

[slim epoch]

this is all rodney kings fault

[crude cave]

some dude linked co2coalition as proof we need more co2 tho

so it clearly can't be climate change

[waxen latch]

its concerning that people LITERALLY SAY THAT STUFF

like

they dont understand such simple things

[crude cave]

simply SALT THE EARTH to fight the fires bro

yknow that thing thing you did when conquoring nations to prevent them from growing more crops

[waxen latch]

they dont know why its bad

like

holy shit

they WOULD do it if they could

just permantely fuck the earth

[shell sparrow]

just make America uninhabitable

[waxen latch]

out of ignorance

[crude cave]

exactly

if it were somewhere unimportant they would

but considering the scale

you can't simply just dump salt water

across essentially the entire inhabited area

lol

[native flower]

DEI DEI DEI!!!!!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177326732731228170/1326675560424013927/jingol-virtuous-indie.gif

[soft pendant]

@crude cave its so funny how many circles these idiots run in

A lot of them were like “Canadian FF were using ocean water!!!!!! There’s videos of them gathering water!!!”

Like yeah maybe a predetermined study was done to determine the effect of salt on that specific plot of land

Science never crossed their mind

[hoary spindle]

Science is a psyop

[crude cave]

there's scientists on their side

cuz they disagree w/ the consensus on climat change

lol

[subtle quail]

Being contrarian makes money

[lavish bloom]

!pf me today

[hollow raven]

Victruk - PokéFusion:

#71 - Victreebel

#89 - Muk

[lavish bloom]

DOUBLE MOUTH

thats vile

I wonder if theyre connected

[hasty nova]

...

https://fixvx.com/RoKhanna/status/1876738178180075563

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[jolly junco]

https://tenor.com/view/korean-girl-smoke-black-asian-gif-26180870

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/old-habits-die-hard-old-habits-hard-to-change-liza-miller-sutton-foster-gif-14457350

[soft pendant]

https://vxtwitter.com/prath4m/status/1877222650096787504?s=46

@inner wadi did anyone tag you in this yet

[modest lion]

@inner wadi

[cyan oxide]

So true hataro

[lavish bloom]

real

[subtle quail]

Real

[modest lion]

@waxen latch do i play freedom wars remastered?

[ornate iris]

guh

[soft pendant]

It’d be so funny if they banned him for evasion

[shell sparrow]

@torn mural https://youtube.com/shorts/ehsm0N6LI4I?si=Zy3-akP3d-FvofHf

[subtle quail]

Evasion makes you dodge everything tho

[soft pendant]

What

[ornate iris]

They should ban him for (tax) evasion irl (guantanamo)

[soft pendant]

Kpop is cringe

Sorry knee jerk reaction

[ornate iris]

i havent seen him kpop post for like a day and a half

[soft pendant]

Yeah it was a knee jerk I apologized

My bad

Didn’t open the blocked message before I typed

[lavish bloom]

what about this one

[soft pendant]

I have to mentally prepare myself before I click

[lavish bloom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpB2ZMzXrss

soulja BOY

[soft pendant]

I swear to god

[ornate iris]

Banned

[lavish bloom]

[soft pendant]

If you make me block you

[torn mural]

real

[lavish bloom]

(I think its the only kpop song I know tbf)

[soft pendant]

I hate it here

[ornate iris]

jink

[scenic blaze]

need pruf

[soft pendant]

Mainalba just said it

[wind cloak]

!pf me tonight

[hollow raven]

Gravtch’d - PokéFusion:

#75 - Graveler

#83 - Farfetch’d

[ornate iris]

!pf me tomorrow

[hollow raven]

Horable - PokéFusion:

#116 - Horsea

#36 - Clefable

[ornate iris]

not wrong tomorrow is going to be horrible

[scenic blaze]

i don't think that guy he replied to is hataro ngl

[ornate iris]

No oratah / kamper / whoever the fuck might be hataro

[soft pendant]

I mean maybe ban him just to save time

[ornate iris]

I dont know anymore man

All of them are

[soft pendant]

Ban kamper yeah he’s taking ramlus bit

[scenic blaze]

oh wtf

i mean i could be sold on "Oratah" being hataro

either that or it's someone trolling

[subtle quail]

Kamper I have gone back and forth on three times

I don’t think it’s him anymore

[ornate iris]

Crazy commitment though

for whoever did it

[hasty nova]

It's impossible for him to not complain about his work, there's no chance it's him.

[cyan oxide]

I wouldn't say it isn't

Kamper needs to post a selfie so we can be sure

@tropic skiff

[hasty nova]

...

[soft pendant]

@modest lion new Desktop Mate on steam

personal character jumps between your screens helping you with reminders or interactable

[ornate iris]

bonzi

[soft pendant]

B U Y N O W

omg its free

im getting it

[modest lion]

[ornate iris]

if bonzi was real id adopt him

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-gif-13185247508788380300

[modest lion]

link

[soft pendant]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3301060/Desktop_Mate/

Steam

Desktop Mate

What is Desktop Mate?Desktop Mate is a next-generation desktop mascot platform that brings cute characters to your computer. Using the latest 3D technology, the characters move freely around your desktop, providing an experience that makes you feel as if they are really there.Platform FeaturesDesktop Mate is designed as a highly expandable platf...

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[ornate iris]

[soft pendant]

this is hilarious

im downloading it

[lavish bloom]

lets have the same waifu jake

[soft pendant]

can i import you

[ornate iris]

weirdest form of cuckery ive seen yet

[lavish bloom]

zamn zaddy

[soft pendant]

get in my screen!

EULA is in japanese

im getting doxxed for sure

[soft pendant]

theres only one

[scenic blaze]

does it have conversations with you utilizing AI?

[soft pendant]

or $15 for Miku

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

this is so funny

@steel snow ur gonna love this

[clever sleet]

Okay Jake but why isn’t tisu your waifu, hello?

[soft pendant]

I TOLD YOU THERES ONLY ONE

[ornate iris]

Just hack it bd

[soft pendant]

omg throwing me under the bus in front of her like that

[clever sleet]

I’m so sorry

She’s just such a Jake fan, can’t believe you’d break tisu’s heart like that

[soft pendant]

my desktop waifu is watching you guys while i go pee

dont do anything crazy

[modest lion]

shes gonna slide in my DMs while youre gone

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/try-me-gun-shoot-gunpoint-gun-meme-gif-9939823087129104373

[modest lion]

toilet gonna be your cuck chair

[ornate iris]

im putting chemicals into the nocco turning the wow players gay

[scenic blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-anime-dance-silly-gif-7439677361449276795

[soft pendant]

i cant believe i bully miz for being into kpop and deey for being submissive then i do shit like this

[ornate iris]

[modest lion]

you do it ironically jake

its alright

[ornate iris]

untrue

[modest lion]

just like we made out ironically behind the wendy's dumpster in the parking lot

[soft pendant]

ok fair

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-hatsune-miku-gif-13058767

[soft pendant]

yeah that was so hot and ironic

[modest lion]

ye

[scenic blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-funny-meme-joke-gif-5513955196548900826

[modest lion]

the ironic ass squeeze almost got me but then you said "jk" and i knew we were still straight

[soft pendant]

anime girl's live reaction

ok get this off my computer i have to leave

[ornate iris]

can she hit a wicked backflip or nah

[soft pendant]

no she has 3 resting poses and one click-reaction pose

[hasty nova]

[modest lion]

so shes quite literally a basic bitch?

[hasty nova]

I'm pretty sure they're adding more, that's what I heard, don't ask why I know that.

[soft pendant]

its cool

[hasty nova]

I don't know if it's ever going to be automated it anyway though

[ornate iris]

LLM weeb desktop companions when

[hasty nova]

Furries will do it first.

[modest lion]

think i should go to the store tomorrow, my breakfast consisted of garlic pickles and a pistaccio yoghurt after

cuz its the only thing i had left

[ornate iris]

uuf

so glad I can roll out of bed in my pyjamas and walk to grocery store across the street

before lectures

[hasty nova]

The dream.

[undone bone]

just get the groceries delivered

imagine going outside

[ornate iris]

sorry i am not made out of money

[undone bone]

do you need to have money?

here it is just more than 50€ delivery is free

get 2kg of lentils and potatos some rice and maybe some drinks

well time to sleep

[hasty nova]

[slim epoch]

jake is everything ok

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

I mean generally horrible but what else is new

[slim epoch]

do u want to hear a poem

[heady oriole]

No

[slim epoch]

would that make it better

ed i installed league

duo with me

[heady oriole]

Oh

[slim epoch]

we can learn what the last 4 yrs of champions do in ranked together

[heady oriole]

Ok

[slim epoch]

[hasty nova]

[subtle quail]

[sinful terrace]

[subtle quail]

btfo

[heady oriole]

Not tonight though

[slim epoch]

its ok theres always another day

i know our tuesday nights are an open block for 2 more months

[heady oriole]

[lavish bloom]

[hasty nova]

[steel snow]

no

[clever sleet]

Oh mb

[keen lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935787748135161876/1327013134514257920/Ggj5z8mWAAARRNA.png?ex=678184c9&is=67803349&hm=b2b521dcf71772092d204c2ff1cffd38776c75c7626f18f9eb707837a7418fd2&

[lavish bloom]

just ordered a new PC

[fiery nexus]

Brothers i had a job interview that went ok yesterday but i didnt tbink i got the job . I just got promoted at work and this interview was for one pay grade higher, usually you need 5 years at this pay grade to move up. I got offered the job at the higher paygrade today

Let's go

[lavish bloom]

congrats

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-lol-funny-horse-girl-gif-6165454

[soft pendant]

did u download the new desktop waifu app

its sick i can be judged 24/7

[sinful terrace]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

67: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[steel snow]

i did not

[clever sleet]

W. Good shit

[oak flax]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

485: Vibes are immaculate

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

405: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[blazing kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1326684279140515840/ezgif-3-7db98bee95.gif

@elder patrol

[elder patrol]

[blazing kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

@elder patrol

[ornate iris]

Mygoat

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

408: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[ornate iris]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

193: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[slim epoch]

@subtle quail all liquor stores should have drive thrus

so that i dont ever have to get out of my car while drinking

[lavish bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002294681184510080/1324754535142653972/IMG_5191.jpg?ex=6781df0d&is=67808d8d&hm=25783eb68bf7e3b5af5b4455855563606a6439dc3213866c76ce6f695a3759cf&

[brazen eagle]

!pf gm ot

[hollow raven]

Bulbaran♀ - PokéFusion:

#1 - Bulbasaur

#29 - Nidoran♀

[spare drift]

its out

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855808282870284308/1107744299635974328/ED3DD882-D6A3-4F6F-8256-A836F26999E2.gif?ex=67821705&is=6780c585&hm=249f526229af180a3ac6984f584fa03a83847958a703707dc00ffa304d37a911&

[blazing kite]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-slurp-drink-cute-snakes-gif-26964097

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/the-scuttler-heres-the-scuttler-now-heres-the-scuttler-scuttler-gif-18240033862887723851

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-uh-i-forgor-gif-26494840

[blazing kite]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-tomato-funny-chew-teeth-gif-11208825867329472649

[cedar nest]

https://preview.redd.it/pia-is-resuming-flights-to-paris-and-this-is-the-picture-v0-vwx87r1at3ce1.png?auto=webp&s=cc18a3b1c16203e6d9f6d54f26ba315e92c630ca

[undone bone]

uh