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I mean after I told him he said he was surprised I had already done it and that he was going to head there
different guy i think
sieglinde?

I found a crying girl in a church and then I found sn old guy in a ravine that wanted to help the girl
i liked anri from that game (her straight sword scaled with luck and was busted)
you shoulda tried her gay sword
what does that scale with
Yeah, had one of those bighead dogs outside his shack
I thought you guys were talking about real life for the briefest of seconds
you shoulda tried her gay sword
Great quest
This specifically
Millicent 
casual ravine church exploration
I got sidetracked, I have to get back to it
:nopers:

The pot guy?
try fingers but hole
They asked me to take an earlier shift tomorrow and dude said had a good rest of your night like mf you just cut my night 3 hours short
He asked me to slap his ass, true story
Speaking of smoking shit I fought a Decaying dragon and his Scarlet Rot AoE was a dick move
they’re making me go in an hour earlier tomorrow and im on discord shitposting at midnight when i gotta be there by 6
one of us

I have to go to a different location than normal
And its a double
:smoge:
wtf
The other location is closer to my house but things work different its busier and less chill
do you not have a choice or
No i do
he doesnt now tho
Im choosing to do it
doing all the prep work if they call me in and i dont go in it just fucks myself over
Have to look good in case they want to add another lead or something later on
bc im the one that has to pick up the pieces the next day
oh, how the young mind works
it's beautiful 
i've always thought along the same line as that
it is how it works in some industries
yet watched so many lazy fucks get promotions it's not even funny
Plus i just got back to working here
if ur in service and the person that is the most reliable ull get the promo
Its patient facing
yea im talking places that are desperate just to keep decent workers like restaurants
Yea
once they get a good one that shows up everytime that person will move up fast
I can say tho that all the leads were people that were good at the base job
@hasty nova liking any new anime from this season yet?
Idk about their people management skills but definitely good at doing the work
The old lead is leaving to go to pt school this week tho

Not 💯
Tower of God feels weird at the moment.
the Wysteria one looks ok
Wistoria I like because it's pretty generic, but it introduced a bunch of characters that I think I want to jump off a cliff over.
I need to catch up on Slime 
Yeah I think everything is good with Wist so far.
Need to watch Parry I think.
parry?
My friends are so flaky man we never watch the ones we're in the middle of
Yeah, I parry everything.
Ore wa Subete wo [Parry] Suru: Gyaku Kanchigai no Sekai Saikyou wa Boukensha ni Naritai; I Parry Everything
Yeah this title is fucking stupid...
watch russian girl show 
lmao
is that the one i keep seeing a weird sock clip from

Also I need to watch the second season of Fire Force
yes you need it
Yuh
sounds like it yeah
So far it seems like the normal main character is overpowered but doesn't realize it until two seasons in.
I havent really gotten into anything like that
sometimes they turn out good
I dont want to say its too anime because ive seen some shows that were really fucking anime but like you know
wouldnt all anime be anime?
i usually wait until they're fully released and if people say they're good i give it a show
Yeah but theres like anime anime and anime
wtf does that even mean
There's some shit that you wouldn't show your friends
Or some really dumb anime that is way too anime to get people into anime
I don't want to spend 3 hours explaining things
Konosuba ?

Like compare spy x family with like uhhhh
sounds like crazy talk
Bingo
Konosuba is brilliant but I don't want to spend the time explaining things
if you cant expose everything to your friends, are they really your friends?
i tried to watch it, it's funny, but annoying as fuck
Sometimes its too niche or too tropey or fanservicey or digs way too deep at being anime if you know what i mean
Much like my parents exposed me to alcohol, you have to do it a little at a time.
Very.
I would expose everything to you
are you counting the one during pregnancy?
Nope.
also that's kind of fucked up, but my mother is German
@scenic blaze this btw?
quite a few mothers are german, actually. its not that fucked up.
Wish I could beyblade with my boys rn
what is this
wish i could cross swords with you
?MHA?
🤺
oh i've never watched it
Ah.
idk if i care for stuff like mha/one punch man etc
Anime is cringe
tbf, what isnt
Life...ahhh wait
calling other people's interests cringe is cringe
Anime is camp
peeing with no hands is kinda not cringe actually
thats kinda based
especially if you hit the bowl
Wanna lightsaber duel
turn the lights off and put on glow-in-the-dark condoms
Condoms?
ill take red
Where we're going we don't need condoms
then how are we gonna cross lightsabers?
True
i do that a lot to see if people are ashamed of their interests, then i make fun of it
Nobody liked my back to the future reference :c
i love teasing people about their interests and they say "so what", then i know theyre based
Im ashamed of liking wow
you should be
Yeah
stockholm syndrome
if youre playing wow for any reason other than sunk cost fallacy or feeling a strong social responsibility to not leave behind the other people in your guild, then youre playing wow for the wrong reasons
Not anymore
Former inmate
Been a year i still get the shakes

I like wow
i'm gonna give wow 1 last shot with TWW
Can i tell you everything im ashamed of seli
sociopath
trying very hard not to doom rn
for 50$/hr, sure
cheaper than any therapist
though even if it turns out shit i've got hella other games to play
which one are you? 
I mean in all honesty its easy to keep playing if you like the content but if not might as well quit
my therapist so based, she just charges my insurance and never asks for co-pay
not playing wow anymore 
I was gonna make that joke
My therapist is the voice in my head
dw you wont find anything else meaningful in life to fill the void so youre gonna be back by next tier
i mean i like the content and raiding i just cba finding a guild to trial for when it comes to pve
therapy is good my friend
which is why i leaned into pvp
my condolences
I know, i dont have any illusions about being mentally stronger or anything i just dont do it
all I like in wow is raiding and I cant commit to a schedule because sporadic schedule
fair enough
idk after DF, i dont even feel confident saying "at least the raids are good"
Real
cuz i hated all 3 of them
damn
It actually doesnt matter if the raids are good its the action of doing raids
I was going to drop from consequence to raid in a friends more casual 3 day but I cant even do that because im going to beans land 
playing a bunch of other games lately, i realized that WoW is the only game where im not having a lot of fun, and netiher does anybody else i play with
to WHERE
Doesnt this raid look super shit too
feels like
BEANS LAND
90% of people playing wow dont really have a lot of fun playing it? idk
In all honesty i dont have much fun in any of my games i just like playing with friends
like, they enjoy aspects of it, but the game itself? nah
are you going to try Throne and Liberty
progging bosses when there are no public logs etc and figuring out strats on your own
m+ feels like a chore
is the best part of wow
i was thinking about it, but god do i hate games that dont have a simultaneous global release, but instead you end up constantly being behind in content behind KR/CN/JP
raid was always dope
but i have never felt more relief than when i stopped playing wow
idk
can count the fights in DF's raids that i enjoyed on one hand
yeah i agree i ask because i know you played LA
but between working 11-7
most of them were honestly pretty damn dogshit
T&L looks really good
SL>
kinda hard to maintain
Skip did nothing wrong
what did skip do in sl
yeah
which is a bit of a harrowing situation to be in

That and the erotica
among other things

most of my income is from wow-related content ye
idk what that is
honestly? be lucky
idk how i got into any of these positions other than sheer luck, playing the game, being good at it, and semi-trying to stream/be active in the community
LMFAO
i got into guide writing because icy veins needed someone to review their guides and apparently pariah recommended me for assa cause i was the only dude playing assa in m+ back then
I miss the old seli
and then i just kinda lucked into one opportunity after another. people around me say i deserved it but meh
im the oldest version of me right this moment. why do you miss me?
any other seli you knew is younger than i am
Because you arent here right now with me
so technically itd be more accurate to say "I miss the young seli"
Well that isnt in the song
going to kiss the current seli on the forehead fr
just one of those english language moments
just like you can say "im down for it" and "im up for it" when asked whether you wanna do something, and they both mean the same thing.
Old just has multiple meanings
But yeah
Can we switch the server to esperanto
Make things easier
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you already posted that
Thinking bout me every night oh
mizerok trying to not be an advertisement plant challenge (impossible)
Thats that me esperanto
I posted the schedule for the release, not the actual release, I see how much you care.
this shit aint nothing to me man
wanna see smth else?
Did I ask?
did you?
You did. Which I appreciate.
I am somewhat appreciable.
You know, I just typed that and was surprised to not see a red squiggly line
I did not expect that to be a word
That's a good one too.
Life is full of surprises, and you helped me discover one. Thanks Miz.
I'd prefer that over carebears.
carebears suck
Carebears are a psyop to turn children into furries.
it worked
Carebears were just my classic guild, why you guys such big haters.
Nice
I raided in excubitoris ex lucerna, which was supposed to be the translation of "guardians of the light", but apparently it meant "guardians of the oillamp" instead

!vibe up late again but finished act 10
102: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
!vibe 500 and doz calls out tomorrow
78: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
sorry doz
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Moroes working fast
LOL
i could call in but one of our test stations got upgraded friday night and i went in today and its not working

seems like it failed the test
the top 1/4 of my monitor flickers every now and then...
is my monitor dying?
-# help
smack it

give it some percussive maintenance
Tbh my cat ever does that and they are gone
i really need to buy new set up soon
can barely even play FF after their graphics update
if cats werent so cute, wed have eradicated them hundreds of years ago for being little shits
if i tried to load up throne and liberty my pc would likely explode
I just could not mentally handle having a creature destroy a $500 monitor
i destroyed a monitor in anger once
threw my mouse at it
after i got stunned mid epicenter channel from a PA throwing her dagger at me while i was playing sandking
korthia was good

epicenter sandking ult

me neither
i havent played dota since warcraft3 
but i was very angry at my teammate already
and i got full out RNGed by this dogshit PA all game
I broke one controller when I was a kid
despite destroying her in lane
for my ps2
so yeah
That was it
wasnt my greatest moment
I think I was like 9 or 10
i bought that screen like 2days earlier too
getting mad at DMC 3 dante must die
so i just returned it as faulty
i always had my skateboard to throw at the ground

Well I guess i have destroyed a peripheral before
shit just decided it was done

I thought it would be funny if i sent them a video of my shooting it
i think they stopped making my logitech mouse
I found it funny
the logitech mmo mouse is what i use most of the time
i never liked the 502
Wait which one
G600 I think
Aren’t those more similar to the g502
shape wise kinda
yeah more buttons
It has a ring finger click as well
nice
I wish they still made em
i dont think they make mine either
Best mmo mouse and pretty cheap
Ring finger button acts like Shift but for your mouse buttons
oh yeah thats cool
!pf bedgd
i definitely don't use more than the forward back buttons in any game
I could understand wanting a light mouse for fps tho
yeah i only really play league and fps
Idk if I’ll ever get into league or fps 

League just looks soul draining
Yeahhh ik. I’m in bed 

the only thing i actually play is valorant and thats always duo with my friend
You ever tried osu
never played it no
doesnt everyone good use a tablet anyways
I tried it the other day, it seems kinda fun if you like music
i wish agreon wanted to play valorant with me
you dont even play big dog
Pretty much, but they are cheap too
Like 40 bucks
set the cheetahs on the loose
as we march to the rhythm on the palace floor
bring her back to me
CHANDELIERS INSIDE THE PYRAMIDS
what good is a jewel that is still precious


We’re making bbq chicken Mac and cheese
who here is a sakomoto days fan
!vibe 47
48: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
!vibe 47
63: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
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140: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
KLEOPATRA
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381: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
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497: Vibes are immaculate 
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Cheese vibe fr
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!pf me this morning
!pf 62
no fucking way
!vibe 487
101: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
101!
!vibe 69
270: On the come up I see you. 
!vibe 43
37: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
FUCK
!vibe 370 cope
396: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!vibe journaling
161: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!vibe 204
271: On the come up I see you. 
dog with me in the car
she was so stressed man
whenever she sees packed bags no matter where we are
(⊙_⊙;)
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283: On the come up I see you. 
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324: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
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!vibe ancient American racism
89: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
Fact.
the american urge to make literally everything a political statement smh

We're going through a thing at the moment, give me a second.
we've been going through a thing for 400 years
@remote surge

!pf
please learn me ableton mr adam silver

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330: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

!pf me today
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354: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
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427: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
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Full version of the song used for Angelic Buster's 6th job skill.
why the fuck did they decide
to make a throwaway song
that goes this hard
@cyan oxide incredible things are happening in brazil https://open.spotify.com/album/6uau7dao159A94pxtGIoMj?si=czMc1vOaT9G9UTvpXKstiw
Nice try big foot
We both know you have big feet
(You know what they sayin
)
bro thinks he’s andre 3000
bro who's only listened to andre 3000 post minimalist record listening to their second post minimalist record "getting a lot of andre 3000 vibes from this"
!pf andre 0003
alright
Gm
hey
oh nah i turned on one of the songs and heard a flute

memeing since pitchfork put out some stupid ass review about that album
saying it was “revolutionary flute music”
Me when I go to the opera and hear a flute
And I’m like
Damn
Sounds like Andre 3000
“Whats your favorite andre 3k record?” “Oh yeah its “That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild”
My spotify wrapped is going to be such a mess
doesnt matter but these mfs gonna think im 7 different people or something
As long as country doesnt pop up ill be okay
ON GOD, IS THIS A RIZZ RIGHT OFF THE BATTLE BUS? CLIP THAT CHAT. HE IS EDGING.
Zeleno isnt that a city in dayz
Zelenogorsk is indeed a city on the Chernarus map
which is also a city in Russia

they cant because the election isnt online :/
personally I voted by mail, just takes a while to get threw atlantic ocean
personnaly I can't vote because you have to do the paperwork by january to be able to vote for that stupid ass country
dj can you vote btw?
I hear Ryler had to fold it into an aeroplane to get it across
nah fam, my US papers aren't up to date
american enough to pay taxes, not american enough to vote 
the last news these fucks have of me is a passport when I was 6 month old (I have appointments to remedy that, but I can't vote for this election)
unemployed enough to not pay taxes 
lessgooo
Fuck them potholes
fuck them potholes in america yessir
these mfers coming for my money while I was just born there 
Skibadee toilet ohio Rizz
hes losing it before 8am


belgium vs us pothole competition
dawg I crossed the border of belgium and instantly my car sank into the abyss what are these roads

I don't have a car, potholes aren't my problem 
The whole country below sea level from the potholes huh
I love how you know American time off by heart
Can we watch Olympic basketball together
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."
.
sure im prob not going to watch 80% of it anyways
So only the American games
even most of those are prob going to be boring
I dont even know half
france prob going to choke
more interested in how germany, serbia and canada do
maybe australia
oh and greece
unlikely P:
I swear it’s happened before
I mean they almost lost due to steve kerr incident
Few days back
its not impossible
well a friendly
more likely they win by 20+ average than them not getting gold Id say
oh nah i definitely think they get gold
but yeah anything can happen in 1 game end of the day
But if theres some kind of group stage i think theyll lose a game
no clue what the format is
group stage into quarters
similiar to soccer euro
only 3 groups so 2 of the 3 best 3rd advance
anyway ill only watch olympics for track and field probably
javelin and high / long jump are fun asf to watch
yeah idc that much in general, maybe like 2-3 events where my country is actually S tier
this

(I think it's just some of the swimming ones)
what even are the outdoor swimming events
yeh not all of them
and like triathlon ig
I wouldnt dip a toe in there
they got no reason to lie and say it's swimmable when it's not (not sure I would either)
or like they got plenty of reasons but you can't really get away with that lie
but its paris so cant rly do that
how's it different 
you want them to encounter a shark?
nah just the aesthetic
yeh Im just memeing tbh apparently they made big efforts so you can swim in it
anyway i think their “swimmable” criteria is probably easy to meet
Was plenty of organizations still complaining about it
you have the weirdest roundabouts in the world though
No thats england
we are rank 2
probably is -> you don't die after the swim
vaughn has never seen the quintuple roundabout
do you get dizzy
A E S T H E T I C
idk man id rather look at people swimming in the nice open sea near a beach than in a poopy river next to some factories
true
stop poopin in the river bud
just four lanes? not as weird as yours
if you take the wrong lane into your roundabout you can just never go the way you wanted to take right?
i mean for ours you just take the outer one if you want to go right/straight and the inner one for straight/left
but thats pretty rare that you get the double
i drove through like 10 of those last year 
just saw the "mayor took a swim to show its save" thing 
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cute baby owls playing video
bruh what a beautiful animal
😍

yeh it's been an event over there
!vibecheck
40: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
!vibecheck
477: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe 295
231: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
can confirm from experience, this does indeed not work
and apparently im japanese according to the angry old lady down at the shops
you look chinese! my ignorant grandmother to every asian she sees
japanese, chinese
why does it matter, they all are korean anyway
or smth like that
koreans have super powers to evade all the generic things
they are in stealth in the masses
like, idk, maybe im naive, but i would just ask instead of making a assumption
reminds me of people getting angry at other people speaking welsh
in wales

reminds me of people getting angry at other people using hochdeutsch in south germany

Stupid is as stupid does







we need a offical wide george as emote

i would love for joe biden to be my running mate
we'd go on 5Ks every day
More like get fit in a casket
same tbh, meta shift in song listening
Mine is gonna be almost the same as last year. Less listening though since I quit my job
im listening too much
top 4% on last.fm weekly plays and that app is already full of music nerds
but I pretty much have music on whenever im working / traveling which is like half my day
if not more
im weird and almost never listen to music
but i do like going to concerts and playing it
with how little I listened to music this year I think I could just get 50% of my last years top 100 again
where's @hasty nova
what you listening to now
The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.

@cyan oxide new mustard album this week, got a bunch of dope songs on there probably
Vince + q on one of em
Hi bick I'm dad

birb want to bait me
Let's go fishing son
Moby-Bick?
!pf
!pf 77
!pf dick
!pf
big jazz vibes rn, soul, brazilian music
they not like us part 2 remix
!pf 
I am dying in here friend
Need to login slayer
make sure you try to the latest John Groan build @cyan oxide
Is it Friday yet?
soon
lets see what he cooked
archmage trinity dd?

LMFAO

its poe talk u wouldnt get it
hexblast WHAT

have a nice ady brotherssss

whispyr said this is a world of warcraft server
checkmate
Just ping all the shadows while you're at it
start with shiennar

thatll go well
you just want stjern to take him out back
Stjern doesn't get those notifications anymore idt
Yea the weird shadow role
you're an emeritus
!pf 



Theres an unnamed song on the tracklist with hidden feature
could unironically be kdot
when is he dropping more specifically

@serene crescent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gybNoJ43HCQ
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334: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
chartered flights are pricey
hmm
Glockodile, no question
Btw

Ngl i didnt see that one coming
someone send this man some left sharks
!pf
Hell nah
the most unexpected crossover
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmbBo8MUFrI @cyan oxide
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mustard is this friday
but kendrick idk
didnt think id read this sentence ever
This is pretty cozy
the left can't meme fr


Honestly not bad just found it 
HAHAHAHAHA NO
You exist in the context
In which you live and what came before you

She’s trying to explain a profound concept to a corrupt hyper individualistic society and does it somehow in the worst way possible for the wrong reasons
life is the greatest irony
Ok last political meme of the day
That’s a filtered word

Snitch
Needa raise awareness to get it defiltered
There's no way
They are banning British free speech
Unreal
This is discrimination
I'm serving kindness
British and gay discrimination
It's true
Don’t forget the aussies
!vibecheck
200: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
Y’all idiots good in here?
Define good

it wasn’t me I swear
I know babe
It was me but I'm just stupid

Yeah


new filter is discrimatory to British
We deserve persecution
But not like this
Not like this 
were you trying to use that aussie word
Yes
*british
Bri’ish*

@timid kayak @pulsar trail maybe I should have warmed up
whats ur handicap
Whoa you can't just ask somebody that

23
no i mean like legs or arms
arms
im sorry that was mean
i'm built like a spaghetti noodle
same

oh i thought it was bc u wanted to bone he man
maybe it was both

based af
very poggers
pog
#whoasked
wait it doesnt link to anything
unfortch
Yea it does

@swift imp
Fart balls shit cum doodoo stink
The top left one is just trying to stay out of it
nah he's polish or smth
or budget trans flag
!pf
why did the nyp filter her

They forgot to turn the orange filter off for trump
LOL
Erm did you know she is a woman of COLOR!?
Clearly we have to make her more colorful
isnt that the mexico filter

















