off-topic

[crude cave]

Reagan knew it when he said it

[idle solstice]

well i clarified

[tropic skiff]

in the country

[idle solstice]

there you go

[crude cave]

and when he implemented it

[tropic skiff]

is the problem

[peak solar]

If you use the American people , land , taxes , and resources you owe shit back should be that simple unfortunately they buy politicians

[idle solstice]

ofc TDE is stupid

[crude cave]

he knew it would line the pockets of his buddies

[inner wadi]

why he dissin kendrick

[tropic skiff]

they do not stimulate the economy for most of the population

[inner wadi]

what he sayin fuck me for

[peak solar]

Did you know Walmart workers are mostly on food stamps or some other form of benefits that’s your tax dollars paying for their workers wages because they won’t

[soft pendant]

Bro hates tde?

[inner wadi]

(please laugh someone)

real jake

[soft pendant]

wtf did jay rock do to you

[inner wadi]

what did top dawg do to you

[crude cave]

It's taught in schools like it does anything

[idle solstice]

not true

[hot crystal]

@peak solar make outlaw great again

[crude cave]

we're REEEE'ing out here in alberta being the only province paying the emissions tax

while also being the only province consistently increasing our emissions

[soft pendant]

I pay my emissions tax most nights

[hot crystal]

Lose lose lose lose lose

[crude cave]

wonder why we're paying the tax.

[soft pendant]

(Nocturnal)

[hasty nova]

Did you know that Walmart and McDonald's are the two companies with the most employees on SNAP?

[crude cave]

our oil companies have demonstrably lied about the efforts they put in to fix the emissions they put out

yet

we do nothing

i wonder why we're taxed.

[hasty nova]

It isn't, but it's just a bit of anarchist ridiculousness, it's a requirement to live in a fucking society you know.

[idle solstice]

if thats true, how did the western world only gotten more wealthier and propserous over time

[swift imp]

Worker exploitation

[inner wadi]

anyways this video was fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVY4qTQnloU&t=324s

[hasty nova]

@peak solar as of 2023, Walmart workers make up for almost 20% of all snap benefit spending

[idle solstice]

he said "any kind of benefit"

idk

[crude cave]

notice how

[hot crystal]

The 1% has gotten wealthier and more prosperous over time

[idle solstice]

sure, i agree
taxes are necessary

[crude cave]

when taxes were high

[idle solstice]

wrong

[crude cave]

proportionally, the people had more money

[idle solstice]

well true, but not only the top 1%

[crude cave]

i mean

the top 1% owns more than half of all money

the top 1% is basically all that matters lol

[idle solstice]

wrong

[crude cave]

?

[hot crystal]

Are you a secret billionaire or something

[idle solstice]

only the 1% matters lets ignore the other 99% who also benefitted

[tropic skiff]

okay so yeah it is true that years after years countries like mine(France) break record profits, yet homelessness rate keeps rising, poverty rate also, prices keep going up while the wage does not match the inflation, so really it's an economic success which does not benefit to the underclasses, in fact it puts even more people into the lower class and makes social climbing significantly harder

[crude cave]

https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

scroll thru this real quick

tell me fuckign bezos

will notice his 10 bil gone

he won't

literally it is a drop in an infinite bucket

for those rich people

[swift imp]

Lets go steal that shit

[hasty nova]

I'd like to remind everybody that medieval peasants worked 40 hour weeks, if you work more than that you're worse than a peasant.

[soft pendant]

Thoughts on massively increased marginal tax rate on income +500K?

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

RH OT UNITE

[crude cave]

everyone made money there fore, no problems

[idle solstice]

none of this yapping matters
ofc there are problems
im saying its ridiculous to assert that society didnt get more wealthy as a whole

[crude cave]

yeah, sure, obviously everyone got richer

[hasty nova]

How do you measure societal wealth?

[swift imp]

Whats happening to the middle class then?

[soft pendant]

Wdym society became wealthy who is society

[tropic skiff]

what good if society gets wealthier if the quality of life of people living in said society keeps dropping ?

[crude cave]

but like

[inner wadi]

@soft pendant hey if we were on the island (no epstein or diddy)
would you ban political talk

[tropic skiff]

are you in love with imaginary numbers

[crude cave]

you need 2+ jobs in a lot of places to pay for RENT

[tropic skiff]

does your loyalty stand with numbers

[idle solstice]

doesnt seem obvious to everyone 😅

[tropic skiff]

or humans

i know where mine stands

[idle solstice]

it didnt drop tho, thats just demonstrably false

[soft pendant]

Nah it’s fun when newbies come in here and esra can finally let loose

[crude cave]

the reccomended amount of money to spend on your household bills is like 30% of income

[soft pendant]

We keep him on a tight leash

[crude cave]

if i get the absolute minimum i can find here

[inner wadi]

LOL

[crude cave]

im paying 125% of my monthly income

btw

tell me thats ok

[idle solstice]

lol youre basically saying
fuck statsitics i go by ~vibe~

[crude cave]

i mean

if you're bringing up stats in this case

[hasty nova]

No, because you're spending power sucks

[crude cave]

the anti tax stance is the wrong one

lol

[timid kayak]

okay but hear me out... we all get miatas and form a ravenholdt spec circuit

[inner wadi]

hear me out

[soft pendant]

I ain’t buyin a Miata

[hasty nova]

I'm not lending anyone any fucking money

[inner wadi]

B FIFTY EIGHT

[swift imp]

@timid kayak

[timid kayak]

[soft pendant]

You have to still have some left

[crude cave]

put it this way we could take less than 5% of the total wealth of the richest ppl in the world

[swift imp]

would be a cold day in hell

[crude cave]

and just end world hunger

like

today

they are that fucking rich

so yeah, fuck those dudes

[timid kayak]

if u only get a BMW engine do you still have to tailgate everyone and casually use slurs?

[crude cave]

the people working for them are on welfare stamps

[hasty nova]

MY MONEEEEY

[soft pendant]

Right but how does this trickle down to the insects (service workers)

[timid kayak]

or do you need the whole car

[crude cave]

but they have the solution to every problem in the world

[swift imp]

Casually?!

[crude cave]

and choose to hoard it for themselves

[idle solstice]

my guy thats the value of the dollar, not the purchasing power or wealth of individuals 💀

[crude cave]

uhh

[tropic skiff]

okay so, is this signs of a successful economic model ?

[past lagoon]

can we talk about food boxes getting smaller too

[crude cave]

the value of a dollar is the same thing

[hasty nova]

Did you know that's how I buy things?

[soft pendant]

I think if I had money I would put an AMG in a Subaru

[timid kayak]

sexually?

[past lagoon]

My cheez its are like way smaller than they used to be

[swift imp]

👀

[peak solar]

Yea they sure are good companies we should ask to do nice things

[hasty nova]

When the minimum wage, the living wage, should be $32 an hour, and it's less than a third of that...

Your purchasing power blows ass

[idle solstice]

do you know that currency exchange rates arent the only measure for wealth

[tropic skiff]

@idle solstice is this success to you ?

[subtle quail]

What if we pool all our money and get communal Miata’s

[hasty nova]

Yeah like it benefits packages?

[timid kayak]

Tony they're talking about money

make them stop

[hasty nova]

That's too bad I can't buy things with my fucking health insurance but I don't have

[timid kayak]

how's the golf game @subtle quail is stu a good coach?

[idle solstice]

let it go bro, im not saying society is perfect 💀

[hasty nova]

I sure do appreciate all the pizza parties though

Typically I use the pizza boxes to wrap up my legs from the injuries I can't go to the hospital to fix

[tropic skiff]

okay but does this looks like things improving with economic success or worsening ?

[swift imp]

Pillows too!

[tropic skiff]

i'm asking you

[subtle quail]

Haven’t played since last Wednesday still. I had the runs since Saturday so I’m not tryna be out in the hot

[crude cave]

i dont think anyone said society is perfect

but obviously there has to be something better

[hasty nova]

Look this one has a giant red arrow it might help...

[timid kayak]

truuu high risk course farting

[tropic skiff]

does this looks like what you called society getting wealthier as a whole

or a few people getting wealthier

[idle solstice]

the west has gotten more wealthy OVERALL which doesnt mean there arent problems that need addressing

really this isnt as controversial as you think

[crude cave]

purchasing power of the US dollar btw

no currency exchange required

[swift imp]

The Overall is misleading though

Because the general population aint that much richer... its like 30 dudes

[subtle quail]

I think a few people have gotten far wealthier than the rest of us

[crude cave]

it literally is like 30 dudes lol

[subtle quail]

Yeah. I dunno if I shoulda come to work today too

[crude cave]

remember how everyone got those checks during covid and the right wingers complained itd make no one wanna work

[subtle quail]

[swift imp]

@subtle quail didnt you call out? What happened

[hasty nova]

Guys the money's going up!!

https://www.oxfam.org/en/press-releases/pandemic-creates-new-billionaire-every-30-hours-now-million-people-could-fall

[subtle quail]

That was yesterday

[swift imp]

ah lol

these days blend together man

[crude cave]

Billionaires’ wealth has risen more in the first 24 months of COVID-19 than in 23 years combined. The total wealth of the world’s billionaires is now equivalent to 13.9 percent of global GDP. This is a three-fold increase (up from 4.4 percent) in 2000.

[idle solstice]

its unfortunately too late to completely roll up this argument
cause id have to explain how exchange rates are only part of the puzzle of wealth

[crude cave]

lol

13% of all world GDP just goes into their pockets

fucking insane

[tropic skiff]

does this look like an efficient distribution of this wealth being generated ?

[idle solstice]

again, youre missing the point

[tropic skiff]

no you are

[hasty nova]

Do you want to talk about wealth offshoring, cuz that doesn't make us any better.

[inner wadi]

guys does anyone feel wealthier lately

[soft pendant]

Is your point just “rich people have gotten richer”

??

[inner wadi]

if so

[hasty nova]

That makes it infinitely worse because now I can't tax that money that's sitting in some fucking port somewhere

[crude cave]

i really don't care if i'm wealthier now than i was 20 years ago

when 20 years ago

[inner wadi]

put your hands up

[crude cave]

the wealth i had there

could make me comfortably live

[inner wadi]

im gonna yoink!

[tropic skiff]

doesn't matter if you keep making more money if the one making more money are the 1% and everyone else makes less

[crude cave]

and grow a family

[soft pendant]

Yeah bro I didn’t have a job when I was 9 of course I’m “wealthier” now

[subtle quail]

I feel poorer so it’s you who should put their hands up

[crude cave]

when the (increased) wealth i have now

[swift imp]

i make 3x more than i did 10 years ago and nothing has gotten any easier lmao

[hasty nova]

My wallet keeps getting fatter, but I keep getting sicker.

[inner wadi]

im disabled, you're gonna rob a disabled person?

[hot crystal]

I was 2

[idle solstice]

nah id want to talk about technological advances, advances in life expectancy, wages, eduction
a whole bunch of shit but its unfortunately a bit too much for almost 1 am

[timid kayak]

I'm gonna go find not monee talk

[subtle quail]

Yeah. You’re easy to run from

[inner wadi]

LOL

[crude cave]

unironically the best chance i had to afford a house wouldve been to drop out of school and work full time

[subtle quail]

LOL

[crude cave]

in 2011

[soft pendant]

Did you finally apply for disability

[hasty nova]

All of this stuff is downward trending when it comes to worker attitudes and worker freedoms

[soft pendant]

For being 4 feet

[inner wadi]

man

[soft pendant]

Cmon it was low hanging

[inner wadi]

what he sayin fuck me for

[hasty nova]

Technology is not being made to alleviate, only strangle people, life expectancy is going up so that you can work for longer, wages are stagnating, education is in the shitter

[idle solstice]

gj dude, you dismissed all of it

congratz

[hot crystal]

Imagine the life expectancy if we had affordable healthcare

[crude cave]

im not sure what you want people to accept

[inner wadi]

who cares if technology advances when im too poor to take advantage of it

[crude cave]

we might be more 'wealthy' now

but people can't afford their rent

they could 20 yrs ago

[idle solstice]

these two dont even agree on that

[hasty nova]

I'm not sure I'm dismissing anything

[crude cave]

we own more shit

[hot crystal]

Its ok we can die with our iphones now

[crude cave]

everyone has a cell phone

[idle solstice]

these guys make the unironic argument that someone in 1930 had a better more wealthy life than 2024

[hasty nova]

They're purchasing power sure as fuck was higher

[crude cave]

I mean in the height of the GD, probably not

[hot crystal]

I dont think anyone would point to the great depression

[idle solstice]

ok 1950

whatever

[hasty nova]

Okay look 1050 is a little too far in the past

[crude cave]

but when you could buy a pack of smokes for like, a dollar

[hasty nova]

Okay 1950s a little better

[crude cave]

and theyre like almost $20 here now

lol

[hasty nova]

Lol

[inner wadi]

MRE's dont come with cigarettes anymore

[soft pendant]

You picked the one person in OT without a job who spends every minute in this board and will definitely keep arguing

[inner wadi]

true crime

[crude cave]

if you don't like taxes here

[inner wadi]

steveMRE is PISSED

[crude cave]

you sure wouldnt like em in 1050

[soft pendant]

Goodluck tho

[idle solstice]

💀

[hot crystal]

1950s were so prosperous they spawned an entire herd of lead poisoned regressives

[hasty nova]

Jake is the resident hater

Pay his words no mind

[crude cave]

who are fucking shit up for their grandchildren's children

still

LMAO

[idle solstice]

yeah 1950 the worl was way better cause you know......purchasing power

[hasty nova]

War has nothing to do with the ants

[crude cave]

i mean..... you could be flipping burgers for 40 hours

making like $200 a week

[peak solar]

[crude cave]

afford a house

123124123 kids

take 2 vacations a year

i'd say they had a lot more purchasing power, yeah.

[idle solstice]

no fucking shot do you believe that

[hot crystal]

Do you not know anything about the 50s

Lmao

[soft pendant]

My dad made 20k for his first job outside college and was able to buy a house

So

Yeah

[crude cave]

in 1957 the average salary was like $5000

LMFAO

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

I’m out guys have a nice night haha

[crude cave]

so yeah its actually about $200 a week

[idle solstice]

the illustrious 1950 burger flipper with his 1k sqare foot plot of land and trips to tuscany

[tropic skiff]

do you want to see

how rent and house prices have increased

[idle solstice]

listen bro

i got enough graphs from you

im good

[crude cave]

houses have greater roi than stonks

rn

[tropic skiff]

so keep operating on vibes then

cuz clearly between us

[crude cave]

which is crazy

[tropic skiff]

you are the one

[tropic skiff]

operating on vibes and "i think"

[idle solstice]

mate you unironically said "you trust numbers i trust humans" pipe down

[peak solar]

Allocate for inflation and it’s still a bitch

We’re getting milked

[soft pendant]

Wait are you br*tish

[tropic skiff]

that's not what i said, i said you thought numbers result where more important than people quality of life

u misunderstood

not my problem

[crude cave]

retail prices of groceries c. 1958

yeah i'd say they had it pretty good

fucking

[hasty nova]

he fucking censored British, like they're the French*

[crude cave]

.35c a POUND

FOR FISH?

[tropic skiff]

thing is the education, literacy and health expectancy just wont drop over night, but what happens when education and public health funding goes down, when wealth inequalities rise up, when homelessness and poverty rate rise up like they do know, what do you think happens

[crude cave]

HOLY SHIT

[tropic skiff]

in 20 years

what do you think

[soft pendant]

I think you all just got trolled by a Tory

[tropic skiff]

literacy rate is actually going down right now

as we speak in america

[hasty nova]

Don't worry I'm sure he'll be outside later yelling about brown people or something

Or advocating for shooting people from the boats so long they're close enough to France

[tropic skiff]

life expectancy in the US also dropped

[inner wadi]

he'll be back tomorrow when the netherlands win

[tropic skiff]

for the first time

in years

[crude cave]

cuz education is political/a luxury

[inner wadi]

[hot crystal]

This is why we do containment policy

[idle solstice]

worse, im german

[hot crystal]

68%

[tropic skiff]

OH OKAY I GET IT NOW

NVM

[crude cave]

if you fund education properly people realize how badly they're being fucked

so they won't vote you in for more fucking

[tropic skiff]

terminal case of being germanbrained

unfortunate

[soft pendant]

You’re French

[inner wadi]

@soft pendant my vape is running out of juice

:/

[hot crystal]

Ratio

[sharp ferry]

Sup

[clever sleet]

God I wish

[soft pendant]

Wish I could hit her vape rn

[hot crystal]

Ill milk you

[soft pendant]

She has this juicy fruity flavor I like

[idle solstice]

that made zero sense still but ok

[clever sleet]

Bless

[soft pendant]

And I cough and she laughs at me

[chrome cave]

when did my boy quake get demoted?

[sharp ferry]

https://x.com/Rothmus/status/1810450220624253321?s=19

Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) on X

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Twitter · Jul 8, 2024, 11:05 PM

@soft pendant

[hot crystal]

Wish i could kiss her rn (theres no her)

[hasty nova]

[clever sleet]

3 days ago

[sharp ferry]

Must have amnesia the way you forgot I'm her

[soft pendant]

you don’t know how much I hope this is true

[crude cave]

LMAO

[sharp ferry]

Wait no wtf

Are you serious

[idle solstice]

keeper

[tropic skiff]

well i care more about quality of life being high and poverty rate being low personally

[sharp ferry]

Libby you dumb bitch

[inner wadi]

i must be an imsoniac the way im always up

[soft pendant]

Lmao not really

[sharp ferry]

Ok

[clever sleet]

Need that

[inner wadi]

[soft pendant]

I just overreact

[sharp ferry]

(It's been 30 minutes)

[hot crystal]

Jake i think she likes you

[idle solstice]

damn something we can finally agree on

wowie

[soft pendant]

Hard to say

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

Tongue so deep he could rip her like a beyblade

"We're just friends"

[soft pendant]

I can DM

[chrome cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-monke-monkey-cry-gif-11763130847124576621

[sharp ferry]

Sure

[inner wadi]

you just cant be so sure

[soft pendant]

I’m just yearning

[inner wadi]

maybe shes being nice

[hot crystal]

I have no context

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

You guys ever Y E A R N

[tropic skiff]

yeah so despite the increase of wealth being produced(which is a fact), you also agree that poverty rate increasing despite it is bad yeah ?

[hot crystal]

Shes probably canadian

[sharp ferry]

Bitch Im a lesbian

[hot crystal]

I yearn

Im a yearner

[inner wadi]

real

[hot crystal]

Bring back male yearning

[sharp ferry]

You're little league yearning

[clever sleet]

Actually no

[sharp ferry]

I'm over here spacejam yearning

[soft pendant]

So healthy

[sharp ferry]

Goml you dumb slut

[hot crystal]

Call me guypilled the way i yearnmax

[tropic skiff]

no i thirst

[sharp ferry]

Crave

[sinful terrace]

[sharp ferry]

Mmmmf

[hasty nova]

Galactic Yearning

[hot crystal]

Got me over here yearning for a bitch i aint even met yet

[hasty nova]

The kind of yearning only modern medicine can be at fault for

[tropic skiff]

what jake be listening to

[hot crystal]

Bitch (respectfully)

[hot crystal]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

[tropic skiff]

SO HIGH

[clever sleet]

My boy Jake on cloud 10 rn don’t disrespect the goat like that

[tropic skiff]

MY BAD

[hot crystal]

Im tryna hit cloud 30

[clever sleet]

Ur good big dog love u

[sharp ferry]

HOLY FUUUUCK LMAO

[peak solar]

Did his crush read his story

[hot crystal]

More different than ANYONE

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

Im sobbing LMAO

[tropic skiff]

fyi is i stop posting here it's because the FBI killed me for smoking more different than anyone

and that i have too much street wisdom

[clever sleet]

Flower

[hot crystal]

Too many road pancakes

[clever sleet]

Shut the fuck up

[sharp ferry]

Gone deaf for having your ear to the streets

[clever sleet]

[tropic skiff]

you are not a mod anymore

you cant make me

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

Wait

[tropic skiff]

stay in your lane we at the same level now

[sharp ferry]

How u do him like that

[soft pendant]

This one’s more my speed

[hot crystal]

[clever sleet]

Dog I will kiss you on the goddamn lips don’t you ever test me again bud

[tropic skiff]

why do u threaten me with good time

you better go in with the tongue

[swift imp]

T st’s @clever sleet

[clever sleet]

HUH

[swift imp]

Oops

[soft pendant]

Don’t you dare delete that

[clever sleet]

French for the French

[sharp ferry]

HUUUUH

[hasty nova]

[tropic skiff]

type of shit i'm on

[clever sleet]

Real

[chrome cave]

these are not the words of the bible brethren

[sharp ferry]

Dog got second puberty and locked the fuck in

[tropic skiff]

[sharp ferry]

Your straight arc going crazy

[tropic skiff]

can somebody match my freak

[sharp ferry]

Bitch you are the freak

[tropic skiff]

straight arc ?

[hasty nova]

[tropic skiff]

i'm winning this dawg

[sharp ferry]

Wouldn't flower x quake be straight

[hot crystal]

Hold on vro I'm getting a call

Freakbob says pick up the phone

[tropic skiff]

it's gay no matter the gender of who hits

[sharp ferry]

LMFAO

Yeah alright

Wp

[hasty nova]

This shit is still $350?

[soft pendant]

You ever seen hetero porn?

Gayest thing I’ve ever seen

[tropic skiff]

@clever sleet

[soft pendant]

No strap ons

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-grua-transformers-dirty-mind-gif-7307130

Gay.

[sharp ferry]

I read hataro porn and I don't need eyes anymore

[hasty nova]

[tropic skiff]

for sure i've seen that

[sharp ferry]

OK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[tropic skiff]

no i mean i didn't read that

but i did see hataro porn

wont tell u where tho

😈

[timid kayak]

monee talk over?

i'm seeing quake grungling

[tropic skiff]

freak talk is in now

[sharp ferry]

Monee talk?

[timid kayak]

[timid kayak]

they were arguin about the economy

[sharp ferry]

Oh lmao

[subtle quail]

Why don’t you Econ some bitches

[sharp ferry]

I linked a biden tweet and left

LOL

[timid kayak]

[tropic skiff]

thoughts on this new meme

i have just unearthed

from the internet

[timid kayak]

road pancakes sound kinda gud

but not today

it's like 102

[sharp ferry]

Cap

You linked that shit

Like

11 months ago

[tropic skiff]

(that might be the joke i have posted this pic like 161849 times)

[timid kayak]

Then explain noodlin

[sharp ferry]

Oh

[timid kayak]

[sharp ferry]

I'm autistic as fuck you think I caught that sarcasm

[chrome cave]

cia divers get frisky

[timid kayak]

rizz em with the tism

[soft pendant]

Did we scare off the German oligarch

[hasty nova]

Took long enough to release

[sharp ferry]

I said babe can I tell you about elden ring lore and now I'm visiting my gf on the 26th

[tropic skiff]

i'm sorry it's alright i'm just too online and expect everyone else to be i nthe same way that i am

[sharp ferry]

No offence taken hon was genuinely funny

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/tyunsmol-argue-whiteboard-white-man-gif-21851203

"You see babe, Radagon had 5 kids."

[tropic skiff]

LMFAO

[hasty nova]

I think he went to sleep, more workers to abuse tomorrow.

[clever sleet]

This is literally me

[tropic skiff]

see the trick is to appear and show u know a lot of things abt specific topic

but never drop everything

u need to be veiled in mystery

and enigmas

the lore dump could be 2h one day

or stretched out for months

[clever sleet]

Me being mysterious and dark on discord

Real

[tropic skiff]

yep

this is how i do it

[clever sleet]

Real

[unique isle]

:3

[tropic skiff]

i have to get my hair cut

but i dont want to

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Speasir - PokéFusion:

#21 - Spearow

#127 - Pinsir

[soft pendant]

Bro is Samson

Becomes weak and frail when his hair is cut

[tropic skiff]

no i'm just lazy

but they're a mess rn i need to get onto that

[soft pendant]

https://x.com/tpain/status/1810804465811009814?s=46

T-Pain (@TPAIN) on X

Let me hawk tuah, let me buy u a drank

Twitter · Jul 9, 2024, 10:33 PM

[tropic skiff]

also i have to find a good hairdresser

which is stressful

[soft pendant]

Ok I hate this meme but t pain funny af

[soft pendant]

Seems like a genuine problem for black hair

[tropic skiff]

it is!!

[soft pendant]

I fuckin just find some random white lady

Done

[tropic skiff]

and they kinda just all tengled rn

so i'm gonna put someone thru some pain working these

[umbral whale]

Don't let women cut your hair as a guy

[soft pendant]

Sounds expensive too

[umbral whale]

Find a barber

[soft pendant]

Like labor costs thru the roof just so someone can untangle.

[tropic skiff]

is it gay to have ur hair cut by a woman

[umbral whale]

Especially if they're middle eastern.

[tropic skiff]

yeaaaaaaa

[umbral whale]

Those mfs cut Hella hair

[tropic skiff]

idk if i do braids again or no

[swift imp]

Nah bro I’ve gotten some fire cuts from women

[tropic skiff]

was kinda a look

[soft pendant]

My barber in college was a gay Thai dude who C R U S H E D it

Like every dude in Greek life went to him

Was funny

[swift imp]

But I’ve had the same barber for like 12 years

[umbral whale]

No but I have a belief that women cannot cut mens hair because it's just fundamentally different from women's

[soft pendant]

Lmao?

Is it?

[umbral whale]

And there's some really good female hairdressers.

Yes lmao

[swift imp]

That’s so wrong dude

Cmon

And the salon cuts are nice

They shampoo and massage your scalp

[inner wadi]

yeah jake bring the torrey back

[tropic skiff]

i dont even know

what i should do

with my hair

i'm indecisive

[umbral whale]

There's only 1 woman I would ever let touch my hair and she's retired now.

She was this older Romanian woman I think..

Woman was magic

[swift imp]

Bro you should lock your hair @tropic skiff

It would look dope

[tropic skiff]

ehhh too annoying for the first year i'm ngl

[umbral whale]

Hear me out bro

[tropic skiff]

also it's a big commitment

[clever sleet]

That’s a lie it’s well documented that you’re a slut who will let many touch you

[swift imp]

Just gotta get past that

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ragnar-giff-gif-22134259

[swift imp]

Then you’re vibing

[tropic skiff]

[swift imp]

This guy lmao

[soft pendant]

@clever sleet bro the new modal spells

Look so cool

[clever sleet]

Ye

[soft pendant]

Was OTJ this hype?

Everyone’s always so hype on the new set

[clever sleet]

Yes and no

People live cute animals

Cute animal set

Probably will do well

[soft pendant]

Each color having its own set mechanic is sick

Kicker is back

Love a good kick

[slim epoch]

bloomburrow is sick

storm is back

[tropic skiff]

Idk maybe i should go back to that

[swift imp]

Yeah they look dope

Could also do a mullet

[tropic skiff]

i kinda have one rn

in a weird way

[hasty nova]

Ayyyy reviews are oouuutttttt
https://youtu.be/sdLNbqO_59I?si=eK1Qlx_CY2_Kytmz

@inner wadi hey nerd

THEY TOOK AWAY ALL OF THE PHYSICAL CONTROLS

0/10

[swift imp]

I did an emo mullet earlier this year lol

[tropic skiff]

Idk maybe i should go back to that

[crude cave]

U got her

[swift imp]

I planted the seed

[tropic skiff]

lmfao idn't why this message sent itself twice

but why not

but u cant say that

and not show the mullet dawg

[swift imp]

lol nah I was joking

[tropic skiff]

sad

i could see you rocking that shit

[umbral whale]

Holy

[tropic skiff]

[crude cave]

That skin is cute

[umbral whale]

[pulsar trail]

Hi what did I miss

[tropic skiff]

Nothing worth mentioning

[tropic skiff]

[pulsar trail]

Big lift today

💪

[tropic skiff]

Mfw ur drenched in sweat and i cant see it

[pulsar trail]

[tropic skiff]

[undone bone]

so if you have an electrical emergency you are just dead?

or manuel stop still works

[pulsar trail]

I gotta clean up my diet man

[clever sleet]

[pulsar trail]

I’m getting chunky

[undone bone]

do you want some strawberry oreos?

[pulsar trail]

[clever sleet]

Don’t tempt him wtf

[tropic skiff]

Everything in the us is like 8 billions calories

[clever sleet]

Eating ass ain’t

[pulsar trail]

It’s insane how the calories quickly add up

[clever sleet]

Checkmate pal

[tropic skiff]

So true

[pulsar trail]

Well that’s not true

You’re eating American ass, probably get a bit of Big Mac with it

You sick fuck

Imagine eating ass in a country that thinks bidets are gay

[tropic skiff]

[pulsar trail]

Mfers walking around with smeared doo doo in their ass crack and this mfer eating ass

[tropic skiff]

You got other ways to clean, more efficient if u planning on doing that

[pulsar trail]

These people needed a 3 million dollar instructional video on how to wash their hands during COVID

I don’t think they know what clean is 💀

[tropic skiff]

well gay people generally do at least i hope

[pulsar trail]

Gay people are pristinely clean

Straight Americans are fucking disgusting

[clever sleet]

Bro I’m on no shit July rn I’m pristine

[pulsar trail]

Quake works in a hospital

He sees it first hand

Mfers here are gross

[clever sleet]

Bro gross ain’t the word

[tropic skiff]

LMFAOOOO

[clever sleet]

Entire floors reaking

Nah

[hasty nova]

Porsche is typically pretty good about this kind of stuff, so dunno...

[hasty nova]

Took like a year to release

[swift imp]

Oh wait no I wasn’t joking about mine lmao… there’s a pic of me with it on my ig

[tropic skiff]

Oh yeah i see

You looked good as hell it suits you

[hexed quiver]

Hey so my friend started wow and I power leveled his first character to 70 and now were trying to go back and get dragonriding but theres no quests showing up for the main story. We ran console commands to find out where he left off and he left off at "Primal Pests". When going to the quest start location as shown on wow head theres no quest there or any others for that matter. Anyone have this happen before or can help?

[tropic skiff]

Having ot people on IG feels like accessing forbidden knowledge

[undone bone]

time to create an ig and post picture of cats

[tropic skiff]

For real

[surreal dagger]

Try #wow-general

You’re currently in degen chat

[hexed quiver]

will do ty

[umbral whale]

@tropic skiff dw I wash my ass

[tropic skiff]

that means ur bottoming

[heady oriole]

Gottem

[soft pendant]

Thoughts on The Big Lebowski?

[soft pendant]

esra is the only one I’m friends with on IG

[tropic skiff]

i had minalba but he deactivated

[soft pendant]

Rest of you are creeps

[tropic skiff]

so now it's only dieslow

[swift imp]

I need to get @pulsar trail and @heady oriole igs

Hand em over

@clever sleet you too fucker

[heady oriole]

You wish

[tropic skiff]

I need everyone

Hop on fr

[heady oriole]

Not like some of you would want to see my stuff anyway. Not that excited

[clever sleet]

I don’t instagram

I have two social medias, you have one of them that’s like 3rd base for me

[hasty nova]

[ornate iris]

i aint got no social medias anymore

unless you count this

[clever sleet]

I don’t

[subtle quail]

I don’t post on ig. Just spam my friends with 50 reels a day they don’t watch

[swift imp]

I do have your twitter that’s true

But you gave yourself away papi

[ornate iris]

every social media is just stupid politics all the time

(Usually hateful)

fuck all that

[warped wedge]

quake has same username on every social its meowingdaddy

[clever sleet]

[ornate iris]

if I wanted to get hated on I’d just unblock my ex’s friends

[soft pendant]

You guys remember Pendulum

LEFT WITH NO REASON WE COME UNDONE

[hasty nova]

Hmmm
https://fixvx.com/tomwarren/status/1810813118471172303

[subtle quail]

Ye. They still goated

[ornate iris]

boy wth

2 more whole dollars?

michael soft getting greedy a bit huh

[hasty nova]

Yeah them not adding what's going from to what it's going to is a little triggering.

[ornate iris]

What does “no day one games” even mean

Gotta wait 2 weeks? A month?

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's probably going to be case-by-case I assume

But I can't imagine it'll be more than a week

[sharp ferry]

My $237k house is getting estimated for 305k

Why is real estate cheating

[hasty nova]

[ornate iris]

305k what

yen?

ill buy it

[sharp ferry]

Us dillies

[ornate iris]

fuck almost had it

[heady oriole]

Were there any issues with the place?

[sharp ferry]

Nah

[heady oriole]

And where was it located again?

[sharp ferry]

PA, in town

No issues

[heady oriole]

Seems odd that it only appreciated that little

[swift imp]

Cries in ridiculous property values

[subtle quail]

That’s what you get

Florida man

[clever sleet]

PNW speaking

Is a little weird tho

[heady oriole]

Then again, still like 28% more value

[swift imp]

@clever sleet you coming to meet me out in gatlinberg?

[heady oriole]

I dunno. My duplex is up to like $400k from my purchase of $225k

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-south-park-awesome-great-cool-gif-5393883

[ornate iris]

damn

[clever sleet]

Absolutely not

[heady oriole]

Denied

[clever sleet]

5 hour trip

I best be getting a nut in

[heady oriole]

[warped wedge]

well ...

[swift imp]

Fair

[hasty nova]

[calm elbow]

[soft pendant]

Who said you weren’t

[clever sleet]

[calm elbow]

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-dance-vibe-twitch-coulda-gif-1112240896935109150

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @gaunt cipher @pulsar trail https://youtube.com/shorts/DETz2X2Ueag?si=X7LUaP4QUISMZ4MV

[valid tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/sexta-sexta-feira-sexta-dos-cria-ser-bandido-e-bom-demais-gif-21911934

[swift imp]

Wifey

😂

[cyan oxide]

just got obliterated by a tiktok ama

[modest lion]

[hasty nova]

NOW IS YOUR TIME!!

[calm elbow]

QRD?

[vernal vortex]

Well OT it's been a rough couple of days. Beryl ripped the roof off my apartment building and I haven't had Internet for a couple days. At least I'm one of the luckier ones because we have power

In an interesting twist of fate I'm pretty sure the fact that we had a power pole snap at the base last week actually helped us out

[remote surge]

damn, hope things will improve

[vernal vortex]

Yeah it's gonna take time

[soft pendant]

thats so shitty im sorry to hear

godspeed on the local rehab

[hasty nova]

Well I'm happy to hear that you're all in one piece

(maybe)

[remote surge]

maybe he is in several pieces

[hasty nova]

Still in a good enough state to type

(maybe)

[heady oriole]

Yeah, glad you're safe

[cyan oxide]

speedy recovery friend

[hasty nova]

https://fixvx.com/thinkingwest/status/1810654053895979278

[dusty scarab]

We going medieval with this one

[hasty nova]

[peak solar]

Oh is that what this is about

Hope you ok fam

[hasty nova]

[vernal vortex]

Yep lmao

I'm doing fine just bored. I'm in a first floor apartment and have air conditioning so I could definitely be worse off

[peak solar]

That’s good, def better than freezing/melting

[hasty nova]

[peak solar]

💀

I hate ai so much but this one made me laugh

[hasty nova]

I mean uhhhh...

Hmmm...

Could be illegal too.

[inner wadi]

!8 start re4?

[hollow raven]

maybe?!

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

im a lil scared!!!!

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-coward-disappointed-gif-4024901

[inner wadi]

when i was a wee lad it took me forever to get past the first set of chainsaw dudes in re4 OG

actual nightmare

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/its-time-to-grow-up-sebastian-wilder-ryan-gosling-la-la-land-grow-up-gif-16979007

https://tenor.com/view/porsche-992gt3-drifting-gif-25753858

[lean stump]

gm brothers

[hasty nova]

PC stays winning

[hasty nova]

[vernal vortex]

Hey at least the taco truck is open

[pulsar trail]

Glad you're safe brother

and now you have tacos

[hasty nova]

Ooooo

[flat scaffold]

i could really fuck with some tacos

ong

[hasty nova]

[clever sleet]

How about you fuck with some vitamin c and feel better

[flat scaffold]

whatabou vitamin YOU

[peak solar]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C89yhT5A_Va/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== @pulsar trail

jadslay

i’m a veteran, don’t yell at me
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#standupcomedy #standupcomedian #newyork #losangeles #haha #funnyreels

Likes

685

Instagram

Is this true

that was my nickname in highschool that’s awesome

[subtle quail]

Play the first descendant with me

[pulsar trail]

ye people who go to Hajj are called Hajj/Hajji (depending on gender)

kind of like a way to honor their pilgrimmage

[inner wadi]

idk what that is

[warped wedge]

what a boomer

its been out for like a week!

[subtle quail]

New game came out like a week ago. Is liek warframe x destiny

[pulsar trail]

with booba

[subtle quail]

Oh ya

[peak solar]

ohh ok that makes sense Ty

[subtle quail]

My first character had huge milkers

[flat scaffold]

@clever sleet HELP oxi called me a dick

[subtle quail]

Glad you’re getting tacos in these trying times

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-ball-loop-gif-26536943

[vernal vortex]

Just walking over there has left me absolutely drenched in sweat. What miserable weather

[clever sleet]

He’s just speaking of his favorite part of you

The slut

[flat scaffold]

scarred for life

i wont be able to sleep now

[clever sleet]

Mf this isn’t different from any other day

Don’t even start that

[flat scaffold]

so?

[clever sleet]

[flat scaffold]

ive got something to blame it on now

[heady oriole]

[flat scaffold]

sounds like a W to me

[pulsar trail]

if I speak I get yelled at

[heady oriole]

Wait...

[pulsar trail]

if I don't speak I get yelled at

[heady oriole]

[pulsar trail]

how are you more emotional than my future wife

what the fuck

[flat scaffold]

YOU CALLED ME A DICK

[pulsar trail]

DOG

[flat scaffold]

IAM NOT

[clever sleet]

Why isn’t he ur future wife

[flat scaffold]

A DICK TO PEOPLE

[clever sleet]

[flat scaffold]

atleast i dont think iam

[pulsar trail]

you really wanna play this game?

did I say you're a dick?

Mr. Lawyerman

[flat scaffold]

"you are kind of a dick"

[pulsar trail]

aha

so I didn't call you a dick

[flat scaffold]

thats just mean

[pulsar trail]

I said you're kind of a dick

[clever sleet]

Kind of doesn’t imply being a dick

It implies dickhoodalso another term for uncircumcised ig

[flat scaffold]

implies that i act like one

[pulsar trail]

I'm actually offended now

because Stealthi thinks I'm too much of a coward to call him a dick straight up

[flat scaffold]

its because im asian huh

[warped wedge]

[pulsar trail]

ALSO

[clever sleet]

He didn’t say you were a three penis wine enjoyer

[pulsar trail]

let's show the context shall we?

I rest my case

kind of like I'm resting my new watercooler on my new case

[flat scaffold]

you were being mean

[clever sleet]

You’re reaching yung stealthi

Because ur a sicky boi

[flat scaffold]

days have been shit man

im sick

cant go out for food

oxi is being mean to me

gf stole my banana milk

its joever

i wanna go home

[warped wedge]

https://lostark.game.onstove.com/News/Notice/Views/12819?page=1&searchtype=0&searchtext=&noticetype=all you can read this for a few hours

[peak solar]

Bro you can’t stand for that do you know how hard it is to milk a banana that’s a long job

[elder patrol]

!vibe calf cramp wake up 217

[hollow raven]

196: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[clever sleet]

She stole ur cute man

Ur cure*

Taking ur vitamin c

Toxic

[flat scaffold]

SHE STOLE OXI TOO?

im done

booking next flight home

im over it

[elder patrol]

Stole the plane

[clever sleet]

Can’t have shit in Korea man

[pulsar trail]

I would never

[elder patrol]

!vibe 361 I drive

[hollow raven]

328: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[cyan oxide]

Idk man it's pretty easy to milk a banana, been doing it for years

[subtle quail]

Lemme see

[peak solar]

yea but you freakier than a ditto at daycare

I shoulda saved that line for the grungler

Too hasty

Minalba not freaky enough

[pulsar trail]

that's wholesome af

[modest lion]

[pulsar trail]

Who wants to come over and do my cable management for the new case?

[subtle quail]

Not me. I did a prebuilt this time just to avoid that

[pulsar trail]

What if I promise to touch your butt

[subtle quail]

Enticing.

[inner wadi]

@subtle quail in this first descendant game

can i be a cute girl

with big booba

[remote surge]

terrified of mudcrabs lmao

wonder if they also used mods to change the spiders and such into different things

[slim epoch]

ill do some cable management by laying pipe

[subtle quail]

Literally first thing I did was pick the cute girl big booba lady

[inner wadi]

stealing my whole flow smh

[subtle quail]

Oh I switched to a different girl now

[timid kayak]

this tracks

[hasty nova]

Fucking traitor

picked other lady with giant chest

[subtle quail]

You caught me

[blazing kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scratch-camera-cute-standing-gif-7001093924483845959

@flat scaffold

[flat scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[timid kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-cat-kitty-small-car-gif-16990037302750262224

[dusty scarab]

I will touch your’s first

[blazing kite]

raccoon look ahh

[dusty scarab]

Orang Stealthi

Still feels weird seeing that

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

253: On the come up I see you.

[sinful terrace]

mid

accurate

[ripe wasp]

It's okay she has a full body suit on I swear

[hasty nova]

YES SIR

[ripe wasp]

Now not to spoil fun but that skin is p2w. Can't get that look without swiping

[dusty scarab]

[inner wadi]

brb

haha

[subtle quail]

That’s the character I switched to

[ripe wasp]

Bunny is giga

[lilac heath]

@wheat onyx

[ripe wasp]

Played her in beta and still maining her

3 forma into her so far

[subtle quail]

I wanna be ultimate bunny

[inner wadi]

im the ultimate bunny

[subtle quail]

Deeny I just picked that one!

[inner wadi]

i dont have the game

you're stealing from me

[hasty nova]

OHHHHH

[elder patrol]

!vibe 424

[hollow raven]

275: On the come up I see you.

[hasty nova]

!vibe shopping Tomorrow what's the temperature?

[hollow raven]

357: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[hasty nova]

OH GOD

[elder patrol]

C

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796549578664837130/1260045756077965392/VID_599340328_095829_3414.mp4?ex=668e8d4e&is=668d3bce&hm=5456ecff797f4d9d5426b8aec51e11ed9c926d94d980369f7d0770f0ca554021&

Fuckin ai man

[hasty nova]

Omfg

Lol

W4UK

[ripe wasp]

I think he likes my build and my ass

[inner wadi]

i desperately want to see a comedy show

random thought

[blazing kite]

https://tenor.com/view/freshleb-egg-live-reaction-gif-17284652704169710927