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this mf posting an emote called "toothless", he knows whats up
Something with the gene pool
My back hurts
Fr I’ll knock all his teeth out
He’s gonna have to start gumming
That gummy head

No gumbo
i was gonna type smth disgusting
but decided against it
thats rare
but i think thats my sign to go to bed for today 
Good night Seli
@umbral whale but since you asked, im gucchi as always
wtf is the tiebreaker for 2nd place in group C based on @sinful terrace
wtf did i just read?
they have same gd, same goals scored, same match results
Dog actually was about to have a gumbo moment 💀
same yellow card count aswell
when fere and i get together its always a good time
Sounds like it...
THE TWITCH BAN
Hello, I'd like to make a quick statement..
Lets cut the fucking bullshit, as you know there's no filter with me. I've always been up front and real with you guys on anything that I can be up front about, and I'm always willing to accept responsibility... which
he's a different person now though guys it wasn't him
No idea, I'm sure someone will explain it soon
Probably the aggregate results from qualifying
Wtf
“Were there twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes.”
2 month break return with a gym video and a dog
Case closed
no no listen
All he has to do is follow the formula
going through based on european qualifier head to head

proud of that one tbh
Fr
Friend of mine has a weak aura that plays a farting noise when he hits black powder
About the most fun you’ll get out of the spec tbh
I learned English just to grow up and read this

This will be used as evidence against you

Have you learned a language just to be utterly scarred for life by reading about someone shooting grapeseeds from their urethra? You may be entitled to a cash settlement
i truly enjoy reading the class channels when a wow update gets posted
so much despair and saltiness
makes my day every time
@pulsar trail 7-11 now has sugar free watermelon redbull
holy fuck its goated
For the 31st consecutive year, the Stanley Cup belongs to the USA
Will you pick me one up before you come home?
Imagine paying for healthcare
Imagine waiting 3 years for procedures buddy
USA USA USA
Not everyone can pour maple syrup on a wound, get some Tim Horton's, punch a moose, and call it a Tuesday.
@soft pendant @umbral whale @torn mural

Well, do you?
mf shot this message across a server with like 30k people
surely not someone trying to sell 3 month xbox subscriptions 
Started at the bottom and he's still there

Hooooly shit

Capra demon is goated

Yo?
My ping where?

Sobbing LMFAO
Camera demon
I love that they threw two plunging bosses at you in the first two zones
LOL
Like “hey plunge attacks are really good”
“But also the demon can follow you up here lmao”
dark souls 1 where you can cheese most of the bosses lol
gwyn would be so good if you couldnt parry him
What’s everyone’s biggest Souls regrets @torn mural @burnt dock
Spoiling the dlc for my gf and tangetally you
Lmfao
And not doing millicents questline til ng+6
not finishing ds3 probably
My top 3 are
- Forgot to go into tree and finish Siegmeyer/Sieglende quest
- Didn’t get True Owl idol and 2nd Hirata Estate unlock
- Still haven’t finished BB
Blocked
legion came out i had shit to do 😭
only dlc ive played is ds2s so probably that
People saying DS1 is hard are on some goofy juice
Ye
3/4 of those bosses are cheesable by breaking poise
it was hard before the arms race of souls players vs souls devs
that's about the number with elden ring too teehee
Even worse is my friend who got fuckin BKH from the woods and just finished the game in a weekend like “this shit is so easy I don’t get it”
As a Dark Souls player I can say with certainty that DS1 is easier than DS3
And both are easier than Elden Ring
idk i beat malenia in 8 seconds flat my second playthrough
she didn't get to take a swing
one tapped ornsmough and said “this boss sucks”
Yeah bro you’re right but for the wrong reasons 
naw elden ring is easier than dks3
maybe not after dlc
but base games it absolutely is
unironically killing o&s at sl1 i think broke me for the duo fights in elden ring
everyone bitching about the double crucible knight fight
DS3 bosses are a joke though
i 2 shot it
Bro loves getting his dick smashed
It’s a culture thing
Only hard bosses in DS3 are DLC
You wouldn’t get it

foreskin duo is cheeseable anyway
And even then it’s just Sister Friede and SKG
it's ok i spent like 7 hours on malenia with pre-buff strength build and not summoning and refused to look anything up lmao
i paid my price
Disagree
and then i got revenge later
after dlc elden ring is harder but base game elden ring i think is easiest souls game in a while
Fucking Iudex Gundyr is harder than a solid half of the bosses in DS1
granted i have played all the souls games so my opinion is skewed
it has to be, when you can't beat a boss you can leave and do a bunch of other things
Cause the vast majority are just smack em with a Zweihander and you win
this

no other souls game lets you do that
But I'm also ng7 trying to kill ||radussy||
the only wall is like melania
unless you're grinding souls for 6h
Dlc spoiler
Dancer is harder than any boss in DS1 including Artorias
dancer?
And I’m not saying that cause Dancer is hard
idk about that
i'm on ||messmer||, i got my shit kicked in like 10 attempts in a row landing maybe 2 hits
so i left
I’m just saying that cause DS1 is a joke
maybe if u used dark bead or something lol

i think the only dks1 boss that really holds up is manus
we’ve fought so many artorias clones at this point
^
you fight like 6 of him in a ds3 boss
Artorias is a sick fight
Of course
It’s aged a little
And by a little
I mean a lot

But for what it was it was cool
its like calling an old school band generic
Yeah
might be generic now but it started the sound lol

Artorias walked so that everyone else could run
Artorias used one arm so everyone else could use two

||mfw miquella has four
|| Spoiler
tfw you missed an elevator and that meant you missed like 75% of a zone
Do you like my banner
Why I started talking to you
True and real
Lmao
I really should edit that to two* (or more)
Was thinking it 
LOL
Such. A. Good. STORYYYYY
actually grafted scions might be the hardest enemy in the series
Literally best story in the genre
They're all daft
Braindead bimbos
life would be easier if i was a braindead bimbo
Same
if i rawdogged my flights to colombia i would not be alive right now
i need the 1 or 2 days prep to just get knowcked out
bloodborne pc
id rather play an official porting than a emulator
there's an emulator but it's very early
Me tomorrow
why does blud have a bow out
The forbidden archer build

That's 400 weeds
That's three meals from McDonald's!!
lebron didnt check for someone named _DROP_TABLE
@daring mauve bro
We E A T I N G
New Polaris collab?
False alarm
It’s one track feature on this random LP
Disregard


been jamming to this recently
I only got thru half of it
But this one has Uzi lmao
This bangs yeah
I also enjoyed the new highly suspect
Got into a few other metal bands too that released new stuff last week
Nah his memory is too good for that
No no do you not remember the memes where he kept just saying "Yeah I remember that" to obvious bs
or how he told people things
Idk why but I found that shit hilarious
Oh damn
him just lying for 0 reason
You fucking got me
Alright I admit I hadn’t heard a song from this album before I linked you
But it’s kinda cool I like the vibe
How I feel about u
Very Cali metal
All I got going for me tbh
except for your smarts, looks and loveable charm
I’ll eat ur ass if u neg urself again bud
Hold quick tww outlaw check
Idk how my self esteem is shot with friends like you guys
🧙♂️
I fucking hate that channel
Alright this is a reach cause I’ve heard four songs
I think the guitarist and drummer are leagues ahead of the singer
This bangs tho
refighting malenia and i forgot how bullshit waterfowl dance was
fight would be so good if that didnt exist


...huh...
@umbral whale tried to sell a lady a coffee maker started talking about how she needed a big one and making motions with her hands
I swear these old ladies got a chat group or something about me this keeps happening
jk she wasn't shit first try
Scariest thing ever on god

I be out here grungling
Yeah just roll around a little and then bonk her on the head a couple times.

TO BE FAIR... Counter-protesting anti-fascists is asking for something.

Shouldn’t of been protesting in that low cut kevlar top if you didn’t wanna get punched
Just asking for it
!vibecheck argentina chile
234: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
As creator of said game: You should support indies if you can, but culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it. ULTRAKILL wouldn't exist if I hadn't had easy access to movies, music and games growing up.
If you don't have money, you can support via word of mouth.
" but culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it"
what a fucking banger
Real ass dude fr
@clever sleet Microsoft users wondering why all their .docs turned into .pdfs rn
gotta have the diet coke in there
A classic
Two kinds of hats, two cases at diet Cokes, and a picture of himself made by a robot
I want a dc now
It makes me wonder if all of those newspapers are also considered classified personal documents, or if he just stuffed all of this between years of newspapers.

True
Got the highest badge of honor the group of black friends can give today. They said I was part of the group and they'll miss me
yo they made a version drake's gf can understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYVopc1j6Y
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@viral kernel
top 5 number of beers
- 7 beers
- 3 beers
- 5 beers
- 4 beers
- 12 beers
@flat scaffold
This guy gets it

surely the chance moonmoon kills last boss like this
is under 1% if im being generous or
like I believe it can be done, just not sure if by him 
@hot crystal

#1 should be 32 beers
Or maybe that’s just me
left that there
liam is live
new wingman maps too
i tuned in to him failing breezeless this is gonna be a fire stream
2 runs he stops in the middle into horror games

im so excited to say OHHHHHH
when he says just kidding
so excited to say OHHHHHHHHH LULW when he misses a red
bro last night he was off on a tangent about mario being irrelevant
kinda weirdge but we go agane yano
i havent been watching him much i always tune in too late
i was liking watching dafran play wow until he roleswapped tank
sooooo sleeper
yeah bro this wow streamer is sleeper 
can u hear urself rn
cmon tighten up
(just kidding)
bro its dafran the gaming golem wdym
ex overwatch pro

but idk wow has been more interesting lately
probably still dont have time with mcat studying but idk maybe
!vibecheck bedgecheck
186: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
@soft pendant liamkCD
!vibe busy day 
462: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe
483: Vibes are immaculate 
Sheeesh
is that the new goatse emote
i dont know it was just funny
New lofi just dropped
Medieval beats to write sonnets to
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Original: Techno Syndrome - ...
https://twitter.com/1010WINS/status/1805609146567229700?t=MvtYHqwsolhVZyTi7dZqaA&s=19 @inner wadi you?
NJ man flew to Florida to kill online gaming rival with hammer: sheriff https://t.co/ltxdnmoJ7N
???????????????????????????????????????????????
did anybody play those perfume bottles in the dlc
!pf
I like when FF14 gets a new expansion.
I don't play it a lot, but people I follow do, so it's nice to see the timeline flooded with shit like "I can't believe Xemathus got tonpole'd in Ghaz'Morka" and you don't know what getting tonpole'd is, but it sounds bad.
!pf
!pf 122
Well it took four years but: Doc is indeed done, and not just on Twitch
its up to be seen if he stops streaming or comes back in a month or two
don't think youtube banned him
he said he was gonna take a break
he has a critical enough size to probably still keep a big enough audience if he comes back
It’ll be interesting to see if the dm’s actually leak
it was a secret for years, so don't think we will see much happening
he basically admitted doing bad things, something that would be carrere ending for most streamers
but then again, his size is big enough to potentially survive that
lets be real
he's gonna come back whenever he does
and probably break his first record
of returning back to twitch
hate watchers included
people thrive off this shit
i dont like fornite
i dont like drake
i dont like ninja
but i did watch that stream lmao
i dont either
i watched him a little when he played pubg
but that wasnt because of him specifically
i watched a few diff pubg streamrs when the game was popping
he has a very polarizing persona that appeals to many
Dr Disrespect? More like Dr Disrespecting age of consent laws
If you dont stop speaking he might record your bathroom too 
Amelia meets Hot Ones host Sean Evans for a date in a Chicken Shop.
Created and Written by Amelia Dimoldenberg
Director: Amelia Dimoldenberg
Co-Written by Miracle Hurd
Executive Producers: Liv West and Amelia Dimoldenberg
Producer: Diara Vassallo
Cam A: Jonathan Moore
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Sound Op: Paul O’Hare
Editor: Joseph Bolger
Con...


!viber
230: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!pf me trying to work
!vibe me trying to review
277: On the come up I see you. 
i got screat technique in farmin
seli could we have a chance to do dota together one day?
i am good at farmin fr fr
idk what your ping is to EU
probably not fun
but ye i dont mind, just dont have al ot of time the next 2 weeks
around 150ms i could control it, its a daily exercise for me to how to play in high pings
i can try it
yea i also got text these 3 weeks
!vibe
368: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
Amelia is so fucking hot dude
and she's funny on top of that
🫠
Ty u2

Bro you got your golden ticket
Start smashing
LMFAOOOO DUDE
this game looks sick 
it looks nice
reminds me of battlerite a bit
ye, it's one of their biggest inspiration
the cinematic trailer looks cool but the gameplay just looks like league
the gameplay looks not really like league at all to me
unless characters with abilities qualifies
for me as someone that never played league it definitely does 😄
dont necessarily mean the visuals but just the gameplay looks like league
it just has a general moba look, but gameplay isnt the same at all
more like battlerite/dota thing
the movement looks too fast to be like league
!pf gm
based af title
bro what
they are nerfing it?
oh lol
i've done the whole dlc with just the 10 upgrades (outside of last boss
will probably be a cakewalk now then
does anyone know a website for m+ that shows all the mobs abilities etc. i had a website before but i lost it
well, you can click the mobs in MDT and itll show all their spells
for survival purposes theres https://not-even-close.com/
Not Even Close is a tool for World of Warcraft that will determine if you will live or die to enemy abilities in Mythic+ dungeon keys, given your stats and defensives
kicking souls nerds that build their selfworth on playing a 3D megaman game is always a W
@brazen eagle do you know if a portable discord install exists
IT guy finally blocked discord at work 
does he block the website?
nyoooo
Sorry he uninstalled the root security certificate that let me use the website
That mother fuck
make friends with the guy and make him unblock it
He’s a contractor and shows up to “fix” shit and then leaves
not sure if a portable app works then
could try a proxy
ye, feels strange
Have no heart and it won’t break.
I feel that pain 
haha
i can fix yours baby
Babe?
her interview with eric andre turned out so good
https://x.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1805660159441780763
@torn mural @tropic skiff 

is there such thing as buying a "starter" instrument?
like
not necessarily the best instrument, cheap enough and good enough to learn?
or is that just a bad decision overall?
triangles are cool as fuck
I miss them every time the percussionist isn't present at the concerts I go
My president
played this when I was like 2-6 class for some reason,.we all had to https://www.musikantti.fi/img/p/dl///lovikka-5k-kantele.jpg
Went big
i was taking drum lessons but moved and haven't found a school nearby
but i still need a drum kit to practice at home yknow
once a week aint gonna do shit
mmh really depends on your budget tbh, I started playing on a 130€ bass guitar because I had the chance to have my parents offering it to me, but they werent sure Id stick to it
on god i would buy this
prolly electronic drums then so people wont strangle you in bed
and I switched to a more expensive one about a year after
ye and theyre somehow still expensive as fuck

makes sense i guess?
see if you like it, don't spend TOO much
It’s not even finished thank u vro 🙏😭
mf dont you dare touch this painting
it's gorgeous as is
It can ger better ON GOS
I'd recommend to buy a mid-range price one because having a cheaper one can lead to wrist pain etc.. my very first bass had a very poor quality wood and looked like a fucking bow after 6 months

neck was bending lmao
but real talk
fuckin wood bender
drums im buying because it's super fun
need something to do melody on
and that's either bass or keys
fender bender,hardy har
Id say bass then ofc
biased mfg
yes
4 or 5 strings what am i looking at
I mean drums and bass have the same purpose, they are rythm instruments
ye but one is tudududu one is beumbeumbeum you feel me
so if you want to be able to produce "real" melodies then a piano or a guitar is the thing youd want
I do
also Im a lefty so I paid 100 extra euros for my bass
so I hope you arent lefty
HUH

Mario 
that live gig is cinema



if ur worried about noise minalba try an electric drum kit
theyre still super fucking loud
i played them at the place i was taking classes and jesus fuck
i thought they'd be like dead silent
but naaaaaa mfs LOUD
the difference is
people in your house will hear the electric drum kit
people down the road will hear the normal drum kit lol
electric kits also magnitudes cheaper
and better for storage
https://www.youtube.com/@66Samus/videos has tested bunch of them
My name is Samus and I love drumming and I love metal. It is my goal to inspire you to play music. Welcome to my channel of doom! Ohhh Yurrrrrr!!
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i saw some videos but unfort those gotta be from brazilian people
instruments for some reason are ridiculously expensive in here
dadsen got a starter bass for 130? theyre more like 300 here
import costs maybe
nah they're national products 
oof
imported ones are a lot more expensive
can buy a pretty good guitar for 300-400 here
it was 15 years ago too though

the D in dadsen stands for DILF

Dawg
😭😭😭
Also yes mach hommy is one of the best to ever do it
but ye this mach-hommy fucksssss
Mfw i have to clean now
i really like your stuff
Thank u ive been tryharding a lot so im at the best possible level when the next school year starts
!pf flower painting
your shit got a lot of passion in it i can tell
keep it up
my mom got something hanging in her house that looks kinda similar to the one behind the other two paintings on the left
but the colors are way more boring on hers
can't you just "advanced" -> "process anyways"
you can for a quick check
use a online proxy like https://www.proxysite.com/ and connect to discord.com
You’re a legend

roll the nordvpn ad
you are not wrong any vpn should work, but i think he can't install software on the pc
so best alternative is to use a proxy, there are enough free ones too
get vpn on phone, create hotspot, connect pc to hotspot, hackering man
you could look for other providers, it was just the first google result i found
I feel like all the free ones are going to be slow
but it is what it is
it lets me type in discord without being on my phone
I can just start bringing my laptop
if you can install chrome extensions most vpn ones have not that overloaded free servers
my boss likes assigning me to multiple hearings at the same time
and I don't like doing it on my phone
so my laptop probably a good idea
plus I can play slay the spire
all day
e.g. i used this one for a bit, and it had usually decent speed: link
if you want to play games, can also do it via
gforce now
it has a limit on gaming season length and maybe waiting time, but better than nothing

haha
think the it worker was smart
possibly disallowed chrome extension download too

my grandma has painting as a hobby for more or less her entire life, and it somewhat reminds me of the stuff i saw from her
saved
oh nice
okay, this does not work
security is not about making things impossible
but to make it harder
98% of ppl won't find workarounds
should
now wonder cases take forever when people try to install discord instead of working
oh this is glorious
so much faster than the other VPN

and I can install an adblocker
firefox works fine but cba to set it up
imagine blocking extension installation and not adding ublock origin
XD
IT guys is tired
we just outsmarted him
dw he took the time to add "google documents offline" extension to chrome
the important stuff ya know
even though if I'm offline I can't access the shared drive with all the client files

firefox>chrome anyway

I swapped over to firefox on my home pc
and suddenly my available memory is like 1000 times better

firefox imports all the shit from chrome now automatically
including saved passwords
chromes new ui is a crime tho
chrime
i also like vivaldi's ui for the higher ui density.
comparison between (old) chromium / (modified) vivaldi
another full on machine gun thunderstorm here
now fr im gonna fie
die
one struck a few hundred meters away
that shit was loud as fuck
the eu made a law about saving all data from connections on the internet
and the sheer amount of data was too big, so the project became too expensive
germany?
film it abit
additionally it was a horror to find something, websites often make like 40 connections
(also it was against human rights, so germany and others did never implement it)
bosnia
cant really film it im in a car like garage
i paint cars and stuff
yesterday same shit happened
it seems to be calming down a bit now
just make sure you are save
bosnia dark souls
!pf pino thundergod
😭
i already accepted the fait of my car being bombarded with brick sized ice cubes but no ice whatsoever thankfully
ice cubes without ice?
non exploring people got it abit easier
playing supermario without jumping
Playing Contra without firing a shot
seli posted that earlier
think its fair (but i can see why people are upset)
ppl are trash at video games
stop talking about me like that wtf
thanks for coming to my ted talk
i'm like top 8% league players (im silver)
I dabble
fucking hate those cry babies
right
new login screen dropped
we discussed it in #wow-general, its not very impressive
I think you missed the photoshopped hands
Wait league has a rank lower than bronze?

yes, they also have another "new-ish" rank
you just need to have a loadout good enough to kill him in a time before certain moves happen
which is completely random
or you play parry / shield and you win that works too
iron and emerald are much more recent
people already killed him hitless so idk
looks to just be malenia tier where there's a random bullshit move with unintuitive dodging needed except more than just 1 this time
zamn
Should see some of the YT videos about the iron leagues lol
are you coming on to me?
it says "13 aug 2023" at the bottom
perhaps
yeah but the first line says "since 2010" lol
grandmaster and iron were 2018 and emerald was like 2021 or something
YO WTF?
not gonna put the google algorithm bots out of service in favor of a chatgpt bot
wtf what did the horse ever do to you?

Wrong pic my bad


The one group of blocked messages I’ve looked at in weeks and it’s kpop
LOL
@sinful terrace the fraud run is coming together
So literal bribery 
If czechs win by 2 gd max we get the easiest possible run
It's worse
They basically changed the law to allow the accepting of gratuities AFTER the legal action has been taken, you just aren't allowed to do it before.
Literal literal literal literal bribery, there is no other definition for the activity.
In a 6-3 decision, the conservative majority ruled that a gratuity after-the-fact is not prohibited by the federal anti-corruption law.

livin in americaaaa 🦅🎶
Yeah it's how Donald Trump has been doing business for 60 years or something.
I hate it here
its not bribery if you get paid after you give someone a government contract, only before 

Hey you want your kid to get into college pay me after he’s accepted
ye
Dw it’s chill
wait that is so
the GOP way
You mean free and democratic

Lmao real
ending may differ
I swear to God this thing is held together with Elmer's glue,
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/tesla-recalls-cybertruck-to-fix-wiper-motor-and-piece-that-may-fly-off-the-car/
I heard they wore octopus as hats
Fashion girlies 💅 of the sea

They just tryna eat the mosquitoes for you fr
i guess they can have the whole flat
Unless they’re big then they’re trying to evict you
spiders are usually cool
And they have to die
I got 2 on my balcony I let chill cuz they eat flies
i would love to ignore them except they are getting close to the doorknob
Ah nah they gotta go
Lol
Vacation time

They’re just wanting to be your friends
i dont need frens
Honestly if they would stay out of my peripheral vision I'd be fine with them.



@livid socket Ayo I got a non vegan non cookie recipe for you big dog
i had one once when i was like, 15? and apperantly yelled in my sleep

my little brother tried to wake me up and see if everything is ok
i reacted by punching him in the face

nice
I stopped having dreams where my teeth are shattering, that's pretty great.

If you can add like five extra dollars to this, I would buy it... But uhhh...
Should try smoking before bed it legit turns your dreams off
Downside when you don’t your dreams are on crack


Actually pretty nice ngl I used to have recurring nightmares from meds
Wiped em right out
that name holy
that is what you get when you phonetic transcribe the simplified chinese i guess
sounds demonic
Yeah I think a demon is being shipped to my address
Wtfisthis
The best part is that while the price is lower, the shipping takes a month longer...
yea guess it comes on ship container
Carbon neutral brand by the way 
God those are the fucking worst
It's made me paranoid of having literally anything remotely hard in my mouth...
Wait...
Crunchy...
















