off-topic

[swift imp]

Bro holy fuck

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6gxAHVMUPi/?igsh=MXN4emZiYmI5MjFieA==

bbcnews

“Now I have to live with this for the rest of my life.”
 
A Deliveroo rider who bit off a customer’s thumb has been seen delivering food again, even after the account she was using at the time was suspended.
 
Jenniffer Rocha, 35,  previously pleaded guilty to grievous bodily after getting into an argument with Stephen Jenkinson over a pizza.
 
...

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[cyan oxide]

i dont get it

[hasty nova]

...

[soft pendant]

[calm elbow]

When she asked for my digits this isn't what I thought she meant!

[umbral whale]

lmao white

[swift imp]

Isn’t that about the same price as the new integra?

Why even bother getting the type r

[vernal vortex]

Giant douche

[swift imp]

Thank you lol

[dusty scarab]

I mean chinning and bursting are insane xp

AFKing kind of a waste unless you’re feeling REALLY lazy

Also never NMZ mage

Complete waste

[elder patrol]

!vibe penis

[hollow raven]

231: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.

[brazen eagle]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

264: On the come up I see you.

[shell sparrow]

@pulsar trail @modest lion @gaunt cipher

[brazen eagle]

how is your start in the weekend lorentz?

[shell sparrow]

I am going to be assembling big boy lego

so pretty good

[swift imp]

ooh which one

[shell sparrow]

ikea

[brazen eagle]

oh nice

[swift imp]

Last time i built Ikea furniture it was our bed frame

And my chick didnt talk to me for about a day and a half

[brazen eagle]

we have a ikea bed too

[swift imp]

You for sure have more patience than i do

[brazen eagle]

i did it together with my gf, and i am the one "fixing" something if it does not work out

so would agree ^^

[swift imp]

Her and I dont work so well together when it comes to building stuff so I rather just do it alone... She just likes to come and tease me throughout the process

In turn i get upset

[brazen eagle]

sounds like you both had fun ^^

[hasty nova]

Fully depends on what is available where you are and what the markups look like, they shouldn't be that bad almost 2 years later but, yeah

[brazen eagle]

we have some local ikea alternatives

[swift imp]

The new Preludes are cheaper... Those will more than likely be marked up the ass

[brazen eagle]

and ikea has one of the best systems to build

some of the others are... a bit rough

[swift imp]

You guys have Rooms to go or like Ashley Furniture?

[hasty nova]

Also the interior for the type s is better than the type r

Although they both have this stupid infotainment wart.

[swift imp]

I've never been a Honda guy

[hasty nova]

Ugh.

Vs

[swift imp]

its the same picture bro

[hasty nova]

Yeah man it's the same company

Yeah man it's the same company lol

[umbral whale]

arent acuras just a step down from civics

[swift imp]

I know lolol

[swift imp]

Other way around

[hasty nova]

What in the fuck is discord doing...

[umbral whale]

wdym

[swift imp]

Acura is Honda's American "Luxury" brand

[hasty nova]

It's not deleting a message after I send it...

It's not deleting a message after I send it...

[swift imp]

lolol

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

Lol

Lol help

[umbral whale]

LOL

[swift imp]

Your discord has become selfaware

[umbral whale]

LOL

[hasty nova]

Lol help me

Lol help me

[umbral whale]

ASKJDNASKBHJASD

[hasty nova]

Lol

[umbral whale]

LMFAO

[hasty nova]

Anyway Honda and Acura have become very close together brand-wise, and quality wise.

Acura used to have much more luxury, but not so much anyone.

[swift imp]

Yeah

[calm elbow]

I'm tired and read that real quick, thought it said Horde and Alliance

[swift imp]

Ifiniti's are still much nicer than Nissans tho

Although i absolutely love the new Z

But its marked up like 40k right now

[hasty nova]

Also this is why you get one car not the other...

[subtle quail]

#wow-general

[swift imp]

Wonder which car would have the higher insurance

Type R or Type S

[calm elbow]

https://discord.com/channels/124169701881282560/1113805668625944656

[hasty nova]

It's really just a styling choice, and the Civic is much better in my opinion, also the seats are infinitely better.

[swift imp]

You're wild

The integra looks so much nicer

[hasty nova]

Up to you. Obv.

[swift imp]

Yeah

Def personal pref

[hasty nova]

People also really like the old type r styling

Psychos

[swift imp]

The front of that integra looks so mean

I love it

[hasty nova]

Yeah I bet you love this too

Barrrrtrf

YUUUIICCCCCCLKKKKKKK

[brazen eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-driving-toy-car-weird-gif-15724066

[hasty nova]

Hmmmm

[swift imp]

looks like an ugly blue egg

[hasty nova]

It's pretty fucking hideous, and that's what it looked like from the factory

[brazen eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj3crlFdOU

^ you can now go for a walk with your robo dog and gym ball at the same time

[hasty nova]

Damn that's just what I was looking for, it's so hard to get the gym ball out there...

[swift imp]

Not sure why this creeps me out

[brazen eagle]

oh interessting

i found it fairly irrelevant, its just a showcase how simulation can train a robot to walk

in fancy way tho

on a diffrent note

https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/1cj89cm/helldivers_2_went_from_one_of_the_most_beloved/

one way to ruin a game/company

[swift imp]

Isn’t it still super popular on consoles

[hasty nova]

https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1786459602575351921

Lauren Kaori Gurley (@LaurenKGurley) on X

NEWS: 3,700 University of Pennsylvania grad students have unionized with the UAW, in a landslide 1807-to-97 vote.

The union claims they "will become the largest new private sector union in Philadelphia in over 50 years."

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 6:15 PM

[brazen eagle]

only on PlayStation now

[swift imp]

Still a huge market

[brazen eagle]

basically what happened

Helldivers was successful

and sony seemingly has some say in the company

so you now require to use the playstation account to play

[swift imp]

Oh yeah I saw that earlier today

And people are pissed

[brazen eagle]

you can't even legally get accounts everywhere

using a vpn or similar is against eula

and can lead to a ban

[swift imp]

Seems like they’re shooting themselves in the foot then

[brazen eagle]

only if people stop supporting sony

the idea behind it is profit oriented

[swift imp]

Gotta look out for the investors ya feel?

[brazen eagle]

it is like with wow and why things like plunderstorm won't be f2p

for wow, the idea is that free users are not bringing money, so onbording should always include the first purchase

for playstation, they want more people in their ecosystem, and they don't lose out on anything doing it this way

[swift imp]

That makes sense

Think they’ll add wow sub to gamepass ?

Prob not

[brazen eagle]

no

wow has ~7.2M subscribers

multiply that with 13$/month

so 156$/year, if we include xpac purchases closer to 200$

so wow alone makes blizz 1.1 B$/year

[swift imp]

MS*

[brazen eagle]

if you include xpac purchases 1,3-1,4B

[swift imp]

They would still make the same essentially from GP subs

And they could still charge for the expansions themselves

[brazen eagle]

putting it on game pass would essentially forgo 1.3B/year

adding cosmetics and other vitual purchases

even more

[swift imp]

Wouldn’t that bring more people in tho… if they included gamepass with the sub… people would still be paying the wow sub and gaining all the perks of GP

They’re still on a sub… just with more incentive

[brazen eagle]

well, just like with plunderstorm

if you don't hand in your credit card details to play, you are not the target audience

[swift imp]

True

[pulsar trail]

[swift imp]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6hIVO0Nn-3/?igsh=MWY5MDhnbWlqMDZu

bbcnews

16-year-old Nika Shakarami vanished at an anti-regime protest in 2022.

Nine days later, her body was found. The government claimed she killed herself.

Now, a leaked document understood to have been written by Iran’s security forces says she was molested and killed by those forces.

Tap the link in @BBCNews’s bio to read more about Nika’s story...

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[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

Awful story holy shit

[swift imp]

🤔

[umbral whale]

fuck our dumbfuck prime minister

[swift imp]

Trudeau strikes again

That’s wild too this is legitimately a BBC report

[umbral whale]

thats prob why its restricted, here in canada you can't link news articles on social media I am sure I can find it on google

Trudeau Sr gave us the Charter of Rights and freedoms, and his son

best and worst thing a prime minister has ever done

[swift imp]

That’s kind of scary no?

Or am I reading too much into it?

[calm elbow]

The world is a scary place

[swift imp]

How long till that starts happening here

@hasty nova gonna love this one

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6hR5APS_Sp/?igsh=MWplNm56cmR1NHBsdw==

theshaderoom

TSR STAFF: Amani S.! @amanimonet._

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#TSRPolitics: #DonaldTrump attended a rally in Waukesha, Wisconsin yesterday and praised the New York Police Department’s clearing of a pro-Palestinian encampment at Columbia University. At his rally, Trump used the praise of New York’s police to call for police to be suppo...

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[umbral whale]

Trudeau Jr is what happens when you limit abortion access

and yes its fucking scary

he's a totalitarian and everyone who voted for him is a fucking ass clown

his enviro minister needs to just fuck off

like I gave them the benefit of the doubt for a long time but the guy is just a fucking useless idiot and is #1 example of why political dynasties should be illegal imo

once your family member serves as leader you should be barred from politics

[swift imp]

Laughs in doubleya

[umbral whale]

I want to make it clear that the conservatives are also ass clowns and are no different even if they preach to the heavens they are. If the NDP would get their shit together we could have good governance

[hot crystal]

robert f kennedy, jr.

[past lagoon]

@warped wedge i am returning to lost ark, link me the resources i need to get back into it, i was 1100 when i stopped, please and thank you

[warped wedge]

💀

[umbral whale]

he got shot wdym

or you mean the current guy

yeah

LOL

[hot crystal]

the kennedy political dynasty

[warped wedge]

https://www.lostark.nexus/ theres a truckload of general guides at the bottom

[swift imp]

What dynasty? Fuckers couldnt even manage to stay alive

[hot crystal]

the nepo dynasty

[swift imp]

kennedy was killed by the FBI for wanting to abolish the fed

I said what i said 😛

or the CIA pick you acronym

[umbral whale]

@swift impbut to sum up what happened. They tried to force facebook and other SM companies to pay money per news article link like Australia did, and the SM companies told them to fuck off.

and just blocked all news links

so all you get now on SM is just fake news

or AI shit

[swift imp]

Thats insane

[umbral whale]

well they were warned

what would happene

but they're fucking idiots

[elder patrol]

!vibe people us FB?

[hollow raven]

12: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[swift imp]

I do!

I enjoy FB

[inner wadi]

mom canu come pick me up
i cant be a helldiver without a sony account

[swift imp]

Great for keeping track of bands imo

[past lagoon]

is maxroll still a good resource

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-hbo-bill-hader-eating-season3-gif-26323228

[warped wedge]

these guides are better than anything on maxroll

[umbral whale]

they also wanted to set up a system where the SM companies would be required by law to investigate a post for hate speech if it was reported for that.

or something like that

[undone bone]

what is sm apart from sado maso

[past lagoon]

well i clicked one of them and it just sent me to maxroll

[umbral whale]

and they backed off because people just said, "they're not going to do that they'll just pull out of canada"

[elder patrol]

scarlet monastery

[umbral whale]

social media lmao

[undone bone]

scarlet monastery companies check out

[umbral whale]

lets not talk about the enactment of the emergencies act

[elder patrol]

wish our company had whitemane

[umbral whale]

which was deemed unconstitutional

[undone bone]

whitemane's tights saving lives

from alcohol and drugs

[umbral whale]

HHR set them straight

[warped wedge]

there might be some overlap I havent clicked everything thats linked

[past lagoon]

which of these is the one that tells me what i need to do every day and every reset

and explains whatever new mechs

or are they all just separated

[elder patrol]

gotta keep them separated

[umbral whale]

I want to go to this party like I want a kick in the balls

[swift imp]

Man

I miss the old internet

Remember circa 2003 internet?

Those were good times

[elder patrol]

too slow in 2003

[swift imp]

I know 😦 but still it was still the wild west back then

[undone bone]

idk if watching decapitations was your thing

maybe

[swift imp]

nah it wasnt

Pirating games and ad free YT def was tho

[undone bone]

oh yea full anime on YT

was funny

[swift imp]

YT used to be so sick

Ebaums world and Steakandcheese

🥲

[elder patrol]

albinoblacksheep

[swift imp]

blacksheepwall

[elder patrol]

youareanidiot site

[warped wedge]

yeah theres alot of shit

but youre only gonna have 1 "real" char anyways for now, make sure youre 100% certain what class you want to use the event on

because that event is instanely busted, and youll only get 2-3 a year

@flat scaffold this guy started playing a month ago

[past lagoon]

Ye i am returning

I will be using it on my deathblade, surge is the best shit ever

[warped wedge]

yes but you said 1100

thats basically a nothing char :d

[undone bone]

hope you have the sluttiest mog ever

[past lagoon]

Yea i am aware

[warped wedge]

honing to 1490 doesnt cost gold thesedays

[past lagoon]

Is it the same loop thi

[calm elbow]

That's the Castro genes in him

[past lagoon]

Where you do your weekly stuff

Chaos dungeons

Etc etc

[warped wedge]

yeah + raids which didnt exist back then 😛

[umbral whale]

unironically the man has praised dictatorships

[past lagoon]

Pog

[flat scaffold]

do i do it @warped wedge

i can smell those +2 spec

[warped wedge]

dont suffer just do something else

[flat scaffold]

well id be soloing it

18 times

thing is, i have done all of my daily shit

only thing im behind on is my raid stuff

but the friend i normally play with cant until tmrw

i need to hone 3 more pieces on my Shadowhunter so it can do Brel gate 1-2

[past lagoon]

Theres solo content besides chaos dungeons now?

[flat scaffold]

nah

well guardians if you have the dam for it

but on ilvl usually not

[dusty scarab]

@sharp ferry Horrid elite clue

[undone bone]

1 rock

[peak solar]

new computer goin brazy

[subtle quail]

[sharp ferry]

Dog tbh

Sorry

[vernal vortex]

Believe it or not I found both the ubiquiti AP that connects to the sign and through the power of Google, the ancient ass software that connects to this thing. I'm being forced to install it on a Dell optiplex 790 running windows 7. Shoot me.

[dusty scarab]

@sharp ferry that's uhhh

Quite a few fights

[sharp ferry]

Cya next week

[dusty scarab]

Alright so real shit do I just Bowfa Leviathan or do I bring a crossbow and dragon bolts

[sharp ferry]

Yes

Bowfa 100%

[dusty scarab]

Guess I gotta break in the new drip

Crystal Helmet is a crime against humanity

That thing looks ugly as fuck

[sinful terrace]

Bowfa deez nuts hah gottem

[dusty scarab]

[soft pendant]

[subtle quail]

[ashen ravine]

mf almost fixing voyager1 with assembler code 😂

[soft pendant]

@cyan oxide brazil mentioned

[cyan oxide]

bro thinks of my country

[soft pendant]

[vernal vortex]

Pretty much

[sinful terrace]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

49: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[sinful terrace]

wtf

[raw python]

!pf 122 me when pugs

[hollow raven]

Mr. tto - PokéFusion:

#122 - Mr. Mime

#132 - Ditto

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

489: Vibes are immaculate

[hasty nova]

!pf 122

[hollow raven]

Mr. ra - PokéFusion:

#122 - Mr. Mime

#63 - Abra

[subtle quail]

@inner wadi

[swift imp]

I can fix her

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/shield-gif-19642906

[unreal quiver]

imagine raising someone and they grow up to say shit like this

[unique isle]

#wow-general

nice name tho

also clearly aug is mandatory for such a high key

[waxen latch]

ofc

how else do you survive standing in easy avoidable stuff?

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

arent 11s sort of hard now

[young shore]

eh not really

[plucky wigeon]

Depends

What you Do

If you raid mythic and have like 515+

Ofc its Not thst Hard

If you are more of an heroic normal raider and have 500 its prolly hard

[slim epoch]

around 500 ilvl they are a little rough yeah but not like need aug to survive rough

rough in a “press your defensives intelligently” rough

[young shore]

dks have it pretty rough this season

[plucky wigeon]

And thsts where augs come into play

[slim epoch]

yeah but you need the aug to be intelligent (they arent)

[plucky wigeon]

True

[slim epoch]

(The smart augs all dont have to pug)

[waxen latch]

the only rough part is +10 RLP with randoms cus HOLY SHIT USE DEFFENSIVES ON INFERNO YOU IDIOTS JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A RET HOW DO YOU DIE

[slim epoch]

10 rlp is not okay this week

[plucky wigeon]

[slim epoch]

inferno is a bad man

[waxen latch]

and the ranged dps that dont bring in living bomb for the knockup

[plucky wigeon]

I have to say neltharus is very ok this week

With an vdh

[slim epoch]

only dungeon that feels heavily questionable is rlp honestly

havent done uldaman yet tho

[plucky wigeon]

Uldaman

Hits also

Pretty Bad

[pulsar trail]

10 rlp seems fine

idk

[slim epoch]

rlp definitely much harder than the other dungeons

[subtle quail]

I got living bomb and I ran in and the tank ran away from me

Lmao

[plucky wigeon]

Have you tried "exstinguish thy flame"

[hasty nova]

[unreal quiver]

how tf does a mage

have less interrupts

than a priest

we had over 30 deaths btw

turbo deplete

[hasty nova]

[heady oriole]

#wow-general

[soft pendant]

I’m at a sci fi bar it’s sick

[sinful terrace]

[heady oriole]

[sinful terrace]

[heady oriole]

[soft pendant]

Sick cat nerd you cat nerds

[cyan oxide]

turns out you really needed an aug evoker to win

[slim epoch]

^

[modest lion]

[shell sparrow]

My carbon monoxide detector woke me up, thanks 😦
Beeping because batteries are dying

[peak solar]

bing chilling in dino high

this game fun af ngl

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion I got called by the blood bank

[modest lion]

[soft pendant]

Oh look at you cat nerds cat nerding

[grizzled iris]

fellow rogues

it is an honor to say

i managed to install an ssd and clean the pc inside myself

without it exploding

[lilac heath]

you have a pc inside yourself?

[grizzled iris]

yea

[slim epoch]

hot

[grizzled iris]

itd actually be the only explanation

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/firelitup-chief-goc-gif-27308413

[grizzled iris]

inside me there's prob a gtx 480

[sinful terrace]

damn only a 480? thats old af

[grizzled iris]

yea

and it gets rlly hot

[subtle quail]

You’re old af

[sinful terrace]

wtf

[subtle quail]

Lmfao gottem

!vibe oldge

[hollow raven]

409: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[heady oriole]

Damn, you got told

Get rekt

[subtle quail]

[sinful terrace]

wtf

[heady oriole]

wtf wtf

[sinful terrace]

[unreal quiver]

Wtf wtf wtf

[soft pendant]

Are you lurking 24/7 or just respond to people you like

You’re an enigma

[lilac heath]

who knows

[elder patrol]

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck bedge for an old man (I have work tomorrow)

[hollow raven]

487: Vibes are immaculate

[sinful terrace]

Real af moroes

Moroes a homie

[elder patrol]

!vibe doz old

[hollow raven]

83: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[elder patrol]

He is 83

[sinful terrace]

[elder patrol]

!vibe 6.30 shower

[hollow raven]

117: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[soft pendant]

So you hate me got it

https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093

[undone bone]

that man is angery

[soft pendant]

youll never guess the search term used to find it

[elder patrol]

anger angry break gif

[undone bone]

i tried pedro ernesto se saltó la cocina

didnt work

[lilac heath]

[soft pendant]

[lilac heath]

drakes fucking wild

[soft pendant]

https://vxtwitter.com/whathappenedwai/status/1786018625804992741?s=46

[lilac heath]

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/grim-reaper-death-waiting-black-and-white-gif-17806228

[hot crystal]

I hate the way that you talk

[lilac heath]

[hot crystal]

[raw python]

[hot crystal]

No way kendrick already responded

I need to listen

[elder patrol]

rappers doing diss tracks of eachother?

[hot crystal]

I missed the past 3 tracks

[lilac heath]

nah

he released a song this morning

euphoria -> 6:16 -> family matters

kendrick hit him back to back

wait

oh nah dude

[hot crystal]

Yeah

I just saw that

Need to listen

[hasty nova]

It's baaaaad news.

[subtle quail]

Lmao I just listened to euphoria today

I’m behind the times

[hasty nova]

This shit should not be allowed on YouTube.

Sheeesh

[lilac heath]

holy shit

aight

drake's cooked

kendrick actually just obliterated the guy

[inner wadi]

almost 1m in <30 minutes

is

INSANE

lmfao

OH MY

keep the family away

[hasty nova]

[lilac heath]

bro

this shit

is so brutal

I already forgot everything drake said

[inner wadi]

bro

but really hes A FUCKING DEADBEAT

😭

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-lahey-trailer-park-boys-drinking-steps-falling-gif-15347462444659833676

[inner wadi]

god DAMN

kendrick cooked

[lilac heath]

drakes songs just sound like he's trying to say he's #1

but kendrick actually boiling

his blood is just in a cycle of condensating inside his veins

[inner wadi]

nah its joever

hes cooked

[lilac heath]

this brother hates drakes ass so bad

[inner wadi]

drake stinky

[lilac heath]

jesus christ

[subtle quail]

He said he doesn’t have an hatin bone in his body tho

Jesus he killed him

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-to-pointing-gun-mercy-kill-feras-feras-plays-gif-24096929

[slim epoch]

j cole must have gotten a tip off like 'gtfo now this aint your battle son"

[hot crystal]

Is it pusha t level

[hasty nova]

https://x.com/AfroSenju/status/1786614175277404657

AfroSenju (@AfroSenju) on X

Nah bro, Drake gotta go in the booth and lie. It’s the only way

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 4:29 AM

[slim epoch]

well the last track was kendrick telling drake that hes got people inside his camp snitching on him

[inner wadi]

yes

[slim epoch]

and this one is him talking to his whole family lmao

[hasty nova]

Nothing is ever as bad as the first, but

...

[undone bone]

i dont know what this is about but im happy for you people

also time to sleep almost 7 am boi

[hasty nova]

We all just witnessed a series of murders, ain't nothing good going on here.

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-therapy-lying-down-the-other-night-gif-7311545

[soft pendant]

A third diss track

Unbelievable

[undone bone]

oh did they bomb someone

[hasty nova]

Yeah but in the way where you only leave a stain behind.

Like

[undone bone]

damn i had one of those someone touched a high voltage line

he got dusted

[hasty nova]

Yeah this one's from a nuke

[lilac heath]

j cole waking up in the morning like

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-scared-shaking-water-drinking-water-gif-15664099

[hot crystal]

J cole waking up like

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-kita-ikuyo-moe-moe-kyun-henshin-cute-gif-27275758

Yes pookie

[lilac heath]

J cole fucking smelled the rain in the air and said nah Imma go inside

storm's comin

[hot crystal]

Hes too smart

He just felt disrespected 💀

[lilac heath]

💀

mfers in maplestory be reporting murders

[subtle quail]

Lmfaooo

[inner wadi]

LMFAO

[hasty nova]

[subtle quail]

[subtle quail]

Internet undefeated

It would be even funnier if they did like “2+??”

[lilac heath]

https://vxtwitter.com/natmcmahan/status/1786609773741584691

nah dude

AI ain't good enough to make letters

that shits gotta be fr

how do you even begin to make a response to this

[hasty nova]

You actually clean house.

If you could swallow your pride and insecurity anyway

[lilac heath]

shave the beard, get a new haircut, change your name, run away

start a new life in the jungle

[hasty nova]

Replace the basketball court with tennis courts

[lilac heath]

become a canadian lumberjack living in the middle of nowhere

[hasty nova]

Trade all your Nikes in for New balance

[subtle quail]

Damn. He really put a man in witness protection

[hasty nova]

Drake is going to disappear for 4 years and up in Wisconsin running a two-star soul food restaurant

[lilac heath]

drake ghostwriters going to chatgpt "what do I respond when someone says I have a second kid I didn't claim and I have like 5 addicitions and I'm a pedophile and a habitual liar"

chatgpt just fucking shrugging

[hasty nova]

He's going to come out as gay so it can't possibly be his kid

[subtle quail]

[lilac heath]

DOLAN

FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

https://x.com/sullivanbobby/status/1786440825871700467?s=46&t=jkdpHtkb0yW7fg_aXQ44YA

Bobby (@SullivanBobby) on X

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣

Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 5:00 PM

[lilac heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773680929863761941/1236197506291990548/IMG_5810.png?ex=66372224&is=6635d0a4&hm=dfd427e176a924904224cda076577eb9487cd1fedb616a24f425ebce85de8544&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=825&height=424

[elder patrol]

may the 4th be with you haha xD

[inner wadi]

[elder patrol]

[slim epoch]

[subtle quail]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749645211499757749/1233156401317286038/ow6ii82hhgh91.png?ex=66369de5&is=66354c65&hm=a396f2325523c78767980ddf978318f521e9c076633b8bbcb13b1efd05741e1f&

[heady oriole]

@remote surge

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-wiggle-cat-wiggle-cat-black-gif-25712759

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/peaches-the-dog-damian-walter-hitting-gif-16355532

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042839380903075971/1235291781126688859/VID_336470120_081157_940.mp4?ex=6637225f&is=6635d0df&hm=d47aeebe435f42e40855025a3891234341491a9d8d08089466843464742ed7e1&

[keen lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/qeliameow-cat-paw-cats-paw-dance-gif-3807241812430059413

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872496615892582511/1234963730937282621/20240430_222425.jpg?ex=66369999&is=66354819&hm=50a9408b95af07be00cf429826bbe62f8e011d4d2ad15a82d0a2a5bf68521e71&

[peak solar]

Drake needa go into hiding

Man’s got outed that he has another child he don’t take care of that’s older than his son, he’s a pdf/ sex trafficker he pays pdfs to hangout with him, and he’s a rapist

Like bruh that’s just half too

@hot crystal

[hot crystal]

ik

i listened to everything

no diddy

[peak solar]

FBI raiding Drake and him going to prison would make 2024 the greatest year of the century ngl

[subtle quail]

And he got peed on!

[peak solar]

[hot crystal]

ozempic

bbl drizzy

[peak solar]

Kendrick got small feet

[hot crystal]

well he also said kendrick claims to be a black savior but also cheated with a white woman

and that one of his kids isnt his

and that he beat his wife

but still kendrick got him so much worse

[ashen ravine]

@surreal dagger fyi

[elder patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CvwX87U7n0 cool pov

[peak solar]

If the kid / wife beating shit true

They both still gotta give receipts but yea shits way worse

[hot crystal]

literally accusing drake of employing predators

and letting his son be near them

[peak solar]

Pretty sure Drake being a predator and a sex trafficker top that

But yea it’s endless

[subtle quail]

Dudes writing poems back and forth

[peak solar]

I’ll write you a poem rn watch yourself bud

[subtle quail]

Okie let's hear it

[peak solar]

Roses are red my weed is gas tony got a nice ass

Amen

[subtle quail]

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @clever sleet @pulsar trail @modest lion

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-good-thats-damn-good-good-dope-great-gif-5057959

[elder patrol]

doges

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1236236118924464208/RDT_20240504_113735.mp4?ex=6637461a&is=6635f49a&hm=4411609ea17c7e06e5fb8ea70467130975f732df1dae8f09a80c149c6c20dafd&

[cyan oxide]

How is there a part 3 of Kendricks diss already

[surreal dagger]

Skillz!

[cyan oxide]

the man is trying to commit war crimes

[umbral whale]

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Cloyras - PokéFusion:

#91 - Cloyster

#131 - Lapras

[soft pendant]

Drake underestimated the hater lifestyle

Never stop stopping

[elder patrol]

!vibe fu jake

[hollow raven]

25: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[ornate iris]

Bro i cant listen to all this

They gotta calm down

[slim epoch]

no keep it up i love the hater shit

kendrick tracks have been fire as songs in general too

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1236264790817636363/20240504_093141.jpg?ex=663760ce&is=66360f4e&hm=79ddce1f39029ff0d0bf6238524de475dcef342697bb27a0386176507e23d6ff&

[cyan oxide]

drake is just "you're short xd" still

you're short, my dick big, i make money

[ornate iris]

All the bars aside

[cyan oxide]

(his beat kinda slaps)

[ornate iris]

“Fuck a rap battle, this a long life battle with yourself” after all the shit he said

Is so fucking hard

Idc

[cyan oxide]

havnet heardf the grahams yet

lisetning to family matters first

[hot crystal]

its the best one

by so much

actually just disrespectful

[cyan oxide]

"grew facial hair because he understood being a beard just fit him better" HOLY

jesus

wrap it up, it's over

[ornate iris]

fact that kendrick did a back2back2back

[slim epoch]

opening a diss with “dear adonis, im sorry that man is your father” goes so hard

[keen lintel]

idk who either of them are

💀

[cyan oxide]

https://imgur.com/ZtgroTX

[shell sparrow]

likewise

[slim epoch]

drakes a popstar and kendrick makes rap for dudes who think they’re intelligent bc hes their favorite

hope that caught you up

[ornate iris]

yeat the goat no cap

[ashen ravine]

ong god even

Not to mention bussin sigma

[ornate iris]

bro i have no clue what that man says in his songs but sometimes i just need to nuke my speakers

dont think he says anything either way

[slim epoch]

@cyan oxide imagine if nardwuar dropped a diss track

people would go to jail

[cyan oxide]

WORLD WAR 3

nardy can't CANNOT drop a diss track

he would bring the entire industry down

[slim epoch]

“Of course i know you’re a pedophile, i have to know these things”

shows them their hard drive or something

[keen lintel]

everybody gangster until madonna gets involved

[cyan oxide]

@stoic folio happy late birthday

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

483: Vibes are immaculate

[sinful terrace]

!pf going to work on a Saturday

[hollow raven]

Ivysrpie - PokéFusion:

#2 - Ivysaur

#10 - Caterpie

[hot crystal]

doot doola doot doot

you're drake we have to know

[keen lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859205894499074079/1236280194994802689/IMG_3584.png?ex=66376f27&is=66361da7&hm=36033d9e2cabb5baec5494feab915fdb3c2ebdea611d12a21c25d41ca943907a&

@pulsar trail

[pulsar trail]

Harambe nooooooo

[cyan oxide]

me when

[pulsar trail]

Why did I wake up at 6am on my day off

[cyan oxide]

yo same

[pulsar trail]

@shell sparrow

[keen lintel]

bc it's caturday

https://tenor.com/view/qeliameow-cat-paw-cats-paw-dance-gif-3807241812430059413

[pulsar trail]

I think I sent this before

But she’s so smol

[ashen ravine]

worker bee lackey living mf

[shell sparrow]

you did but it's still adorable

[pulsar trail]

Like you :3

[shell sparrow]

[cyan oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt-ohn5C3kU

gm with a BANGER

[pulsar trail]

@cyan oxide

[cyan oxide]

here you go

[pulsar trail]

Amir thanks you for finding his friends

[shell sparrow]

what to do about yummy saudi man?

[pulsar trail]

I’m unsure, find a Levantine man. We’re yummier

And our Arabic is less harsh

[pulsar trail]

@dusky swan pls advise

[dusky swan]

yummy jam or yummy man 🤤

[pulsar trail]

[shell sparrow]

I already have it seems

[keen lintel]

I tripped and yummy jam fell into mouth

[clever sleet]

Love

[keen lintel]

quake

[clever sleet]

Hi

[keen lintel]

why are u and ed at war

on a caturday of all days...

[clever sleet]

We’re secret lovers

[keen lintel]

ok this is allowed

:D

[clever sleet]

Ty

[pulsar trail]

Which one is Seli

[shell sparrow]

the one taking the pic

[pulsar trail]

Poor Seli, too shy for pictures

[shell sparrow]

I am so lazy

how to not be such a lazy ass

😦

[pulsar trail]

It’s Saturday

You just moved across an entire continent, it’s okay to relax

[keen lintel]

[pulsar trail]

Embrace caturday

If you need help our friend @keen lintel can help you

https://tenor.com/view/rollypolly-cat-love-in-kiss-gif-22827687

[keen lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1128338719536070766/1170597030377291849/speed-1.gif?ex=65599e70&is=65472970&hm=5c417d18e9fc4bc9b115e7a0c832c053e78ef0eef754a9e3c610438d6dd71c35&

[shell sparrow]

my living room is full of boxes, need to assemble

also food

[pulsar trail]

Eat food

Then get to the boxes when you feel like it, do it in smol waves

[shell sparrow]

need to buy it

and/or cook

can't just buy tvorog in any store you know

one of the incoveniences

[pulsar trail]

One sec let me google this

They don’t sell that in stores? The Netherlands sucks

[shell sparrow]

they maybe sell cottage cheese, but I couldn't find it

what they sell as kwark isn't what I am after

[pulsar trail]

You want the clumpy version ye?

[shell sparrow]

I want not liquid

[pulsar trail]

Okay ye

[shell sparrow]

it should be solid

[pulsar trail]

If you’re okay with it being spreadable, maybe try middle eastern labneh which they might have. It’s strained yogurt

[shell sparrow]

I can get it but in Russian store

which isn't 5 mins walk

[pulsar trail]

Has the consistency of a thicker Greek yogurt

[keen lintel]

oomfie cooked fr

[pulsar trail]

Can you make it yourself?

[shell sparrow]

yes, but I cba

[pulsar trail]

Ye working with cheese products is a pain

[keen lintel]

who up straining they yogurt rn

[ebon flame]

strain yoghurt as in straining the mlink in the process of making it

[shell sparrow]

okay I know what to do with eggs

we be making pancakes

[pulsar trail]

@keen lintel @shell sparrow @gaunt cipher @modest lion

It’s @steel snow enjoying a snack and tv

[ebon flame]

that cat should have a robotic auto feeder

[shell sparrow]

is it simulation of me being adopted by you?

[pulsar trail]

Yes

That cat is really out here living a better life than all of us

[shell sparrow]

nah

when I get my place settled I'd have it better

slowly convering

[pulsar trail]

Also happy early Easter to our Orthodox friends ❤️

[steel snow]

i love snack time

[keen lintel]

[elder patrol]

[lean stump]

have a nice day brothers

[hasty nova]

Oh NOOOOOOOP

[umbral whale]

I feel tired as fuck today

[clever sleet]

Same king

Got 5 hours of sleep like an absolute bafoon tho

[surreal dagger]

Happy May the 4th be with you.

[hasty nova]

Oh no...

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck work work work work work

[hollow raven]

59: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[sinful terrace]

Real

[gaunt cipher]

[gaunt cipher]

[stoic folio]

[calm elbow]

[hasty nova]

[wet cradle]

i need a decision made for me

macaroni or chicken salad

[calm elbow]

Actual salad

[wet cradle]

no

die

this is not an option

and will not be

i am not a horse

[calm elbow]

I'm not a good person to ask, I hate all kinds of those "salads".
Macaroni, chicken, etc

[wet cradle]

I have a high protein / food intake need

as i have a high metabolism

so salads are useless for me

[calm elbow]

I eat once a day and just drink soda.

[pulsar trail]

chicken salad with some macaroni

best of both worlds

[wet cradle]

true

[soft pendant]

mac salad bangs

but im not a mayo guy so

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/undercover-brother-hot-sauce-eddie-gif-11020699

[waxen latch]

caught in the act

[soft pendant]

faked documentation

[sinful terrace]

!vibers

[hollow raven]

458: Vibes are immaculate

[peak solar]

!vibe god or vibe man

[hollow raven]

303: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[calm elbow]

!vibegod

[hollow raven]

48: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[calm elbow]

[shell sparrow]

:3

[waxen latch]

:3

dont let quake see that

[calm elbow]

He already knows.

[hasty nova]

It's been an hour, I need to make sure that you chose the right choice, chicken salad.

@ashen ravine
https://youtu.be/feXJQ71Xl7A?si=NDLhP7psmCEpSEv9

[clever sleet]

What if jake memes were called freak memes and instead of posting them we posted up in your bed

[calm elbow]

What if we all go together in Discord and harmonized our meows?

[clever sleet]

Mm

No

[calm elbow]

Don't run away from your feelings.

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-hate-flow-through-you-gif-11207010703952945273

[dusty scarab]

@sharp ferry fully charged Crystal Armor ready to go

Bow of Faerdhinen ready to blast

[sharp ferry]

AC130 armed

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck 1 more hour of work

[hollow raven]

421: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[dusty scarab]

Do I corrupt it though? I’ll probably keep it forever

Thoughts?

[sharp ferry]

Yes

[elder patrol]

[dusty scarab]

That’s what I was thinking

I sold Pegasians. I’ve become enlightened

They suck

[sharp ferry]

Pegs are dogshit lmao

[dusty scarab]

True

[sharp ferry]

Prims are also trash

[dusty scarab]

All my homies hate pegasians

Eternals about to be goated

[sharp ferry]

Eh

1% is nothing

[dusty scarab]

3% with Shadow

[sharp ferry]

Imagine a shadow

[dusty scarab]

Devouts are the real winner

But in reality the Echo Boots are the true winner. Prims got blasted

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1236359527775862854/image.png?ex=6637b909&is=66366789&hm=8b5245a1954abc8013d327624adccda05d9335e456e96a7e76753c0a944b1f69&

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874563973796757554/1236338316509712404/image.png?ex=6637a548&is=663653c8&hm=553646d79a715eff2a30a8f2b7ac1cc8226c7dca8b9fd67744265cc6b5904ed1&

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/capybaras-meditation-gif-3386111

[lean stump]

time to bedge

have a nice day brothers

[ripe wasp]

It's day 2 so my trainee is driving. Man makes glaciers look quick holy

This is not a job a 70+ year old should be doing

[calm elbow]

[undone bone]

that seems hard

what can you even say

[elder patrol]

[ripe wasp]

Just giving advice as best as I can but I don't see him lasting long unless he pulls some speed out of one of his liver spots

[undone bone]

time to crack down the special tech of his time

lots of drugs!

one of my uncles is a doctor and in the 2000s 1990s he did like 120h weeks sometimes

he told me they were blurs in his mind now

and in colombia to boot so patients were... interesting

[sinful terrace]

Sludge Saturday baby

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-tears-hands-up-gif-17555039

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

458: Vibes are immaculate

[elder patrol]

[ripe wasp]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

199: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[idle cipher]

corrupting bowfa is trolling on a main tbh

[dusty scarab]

I mean sure but I don’t think I’d be selling it back any time soon

Unless I sell my entire bank and then some I can’t afford tbow

So a rebuild isn’t possible yet

[idle cipher]

You need to use it nonstop for over 150 hours to be worth corrupting

And then once you have zcb/masori/blowipie or tbow its gonna be completely useless

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @gaunt cipher @pulsar trail Hope you are doing great, friends

[elder patrol]

you in the netherlands yet?

[shell sparrow]

I have been for a month now

[elder patrol]

ah must have missed or forgot simply

!pf lorentz biking in NL

[hollow raven]

Primrio - PokéFusion:

#57 - Primeape

#85 - Dodrio

[ashen ravine]

that almost takes me back to 90s rap

[dusty scarab]

Tbf corrupting it is cheaper than it’s ever been

It’s like 20m

22m*

[gaunt cipher]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1236392443205783573/ssstik.io_1714725271576.mp4?ex=6637d7b1&is=66368631&hm=5cd5c5020290477324c3a03a1afd07dd287ab2259bd7e518fb75b8540d92bdd0&

[dusty scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/illusion-loop-falling-down-stairs-moebius-loop-forever-gif-5511820

[peak solar]

he was so mad

[elder patrol]

they beat women I beat off to women,we are not the same

!pf

[hollow raven]

Charmtto - PokéFusion:

#4 - Charmander

#132 - Ditto

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996112432751714345/1036000822976331786/caption.gif?ex=66373734&is=6635e5b4&hm=489133c61b3f44daa5b5c5e76ac3cf7e1123eae8a3f647f99b67541c51d535bd& @pulsar trail

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Charitata - PokéFusion:

#6 - Charizard

#19 - Rattata

[sinful terrace]

!pf 122 me when

[hollow raven]

Mr. saur - PokéFusion:

#122 - Mr. Mime

#2 - Ivysaur

[ornate aspen]

!pf x 42

[hollow raven]

Pidbat - PokéFusion:

#16 - Pidgey

#42 - Golbat

[elder patrol]

!pf doz and valthan

[hollow raven]

Kabprout - PokéFusion:

#140 - Kabuto

#69 - Bellsprout

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/646043012924964896/1236394458719850567/weird_cat.mp4?ex=6637d992&is=66368812&hm=8d6a974eb9cd3faba15954e0703a28657e46d2ab6a59724c86859a681581744b&

[calm elbow]

!pf me and you, no matter how we toss the dice

[hollow raven]

Nidoeebel - PokéFusion:

#30 - Nidorina

#71 - Victreebel

[hasty nova]

Yeah we'll see if it sticks, I think that's a couple of groups doing similar styles now, that are new anyway.

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/bed-dreamcatcher-angry-korean-room-gif-18944875

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

https://youtu.be/C9UnUV2Q1Zk?si=hfWS2Ait3bfFRzrH

Topofthehour

[ashen ravine]

shimyshimy

[elder patrol]

more protein

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @hardy bronze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2jeEfm9lDc

what the fuck

[inner wadi]

ive been scammed

im now being forced to close the building

😃😃😃😃

[hot crystal]

J cole winning this beef bro

[hardy bronze]

ayo

[wheat onyx]

Dude what the fuck happened

Why is shipping to canada so expensive now

My wow collectors edition was $90 shipping and now this fighting game controller I want is another $120 in shipping like

Is that not a little insane

[spare drift]

where is it shipped from, mars?

[wheat onyx]

BRO THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Look at this man

[spare drift]

maybe if it was overseas shipping

[calm elbow]

They're sailing it up Niagra Falls

[wheat onyx]

Yeah bro

The cost of shipping is like they gotta sail thru niaga falls with a polar bear and a sled

Like fuck off man

[spare drift]

extortion

[wheat onyx]

AD A TIP!????

[subtle quail]

Close it then quit

[wheat onyx]

Tipping culture is out of control

ADD A TIP?!

[calm elbow]

Here's a tip: tell them to stop gouging

[wheat onyx]

I mean its not their fault

importing to canada is just absurdly expensive

The war within collectors edition was $100 for shipping

[spare drift]

can you custom tip -100

[calm elbow]

Just get mules.
Or moose, since it's Canada. Maybe beavers? idk

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @gaunt cipher @pulsar trail @clever sleet @steel snow

[hasty nova]

https://fxtwitter.com/eventualforever/status/1786814435538944422

[hot crystal]

when he said i wish his dad wore a condom i felt that

[hasty nova]

Look, I don't have a hating bone in my body...buuuuuuuut...

[ripe wasp]

I read this very wrong and was like

That missing "r" was doing some real damage

[umbral whale]

Bro drake is getting bodied

[subtle quail]

Drake is dead and buried now

[hot crystal]

until his next album

lmao

[subtle quail]

Yeah true

[hot crystal]

unfortunately you cant actually end drke

[subtle quail]

Drake too popular

[hot crystal]

uncancelable

[subtle quail]

He’d have to actually get indicted Weinstein style

[hot crystal]

if they couldnt get chris brown how are they getting drake

[subtle quail]

Truuu

[hot crystal]

unless he literally goes to prison for sex trafficking

[subtle quail]

Yeah he’d have to get r Kelly’ed

[hot crystal]

i admit i admiiiit it

i admit i fucked with the ladies

thats both older and younger ladies

• r kelly

[peak solar]

He needa go into hiding that shit was brutal

[clever sleet]

Us

[hasty nova]

He just needs to fix his shit, there's always a path to redemption, there's always the option to give your kids a better life.

[cyan oxide]

drake? there's no fixing him

[small echo]

well tbf you gotta consider it this way, lots of people beat on women, every r&b artist has some crazy DV charges, so when chris brown beat on rihanna like that it wasn't really anything new

but maaaan this drake shit looks worse and worse for him every passing day

[hasty nova]

Not from the outside anyway.

[hasty nova]

Also the discourse around this initially was that she must have done something to get him to act like that, and people don't read follow-ups.