off-topic

[clever sleet]

Good tip

[pulsar trail]

will utilize this, ty

wtf

why did you call me a limp dick motherfucker

[clever sleet]

Ur slandering me

So I did it back

[pulsar trail]

you did leave me on read tho

[clever sleet]

To work

Not on purpose

[pulsar trail]

is okay

I will always love you

forever and ever

my brother from another mother

[heady oriole]

[clever sleet]

[vernal vortex]

!vibe sitting in the jury assembly room for jury duty

[hollow raven]

453: Vibes are immaculate

[umbral whale]

I swear to god I better sleep till 6 tomorrow

[pulsar trail]

just make sure you refuse to acknowledge the prosecutor's explanation of jury instructions

and you'll be sent on your way

just start inserting your own beliefs about the law when they give you an example

[vernal vortex]

I wasn't picked in the original tranch of prospective jurors but I'm not the kinda person who tries to weasel my way out

[pulsar trail]

I don't even have to try to get removed

"What do you do?"

"I'm a lawyer"

"Okay you can go home"

neat thing is, as a lawyer I can have a cellphone

[vernal vortex]

Hahaha yeah I'm obviously gonna answer truthfully if there's some kind of something that invalidates my eligibility

[umbral whale]

so why is this

I've heard this before that lawyers get removed from the jury.

[pulsar trail]

idk think about it logically

what are the benefits of having a jury trial vs a bench trial

considering jury trials are significantly more expensive and time intensive

[hasty nova]

Ohshithetalkin
https://fxtwitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1786084556971659421

[pulsar trail]

lol

it took them 4 fucking years

to address this?

gg america

[soft pendant]

https://vxtwitter.com/zzexo_/status/1785805061031108709?s=46

@swift imp

Thoughts?

[swift imp]

Checks out

I get a few whaps here and there

Comes with the territory… her cooking is 🔥🔥🔥tho

[soft pendant]

[pulsar trail]

blink twice if you're afraid of flipflops

[swift imp]

Nah she’s doesn’t use the chancla

That’s the older ones

[hasty nova]

If I remember correctly there was some movement on this last year around summer time, I think, but it is still four fucking years.

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

463: Vibes are immaculate

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

411: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[modest lion]

https://i.imgur.com/NPJb1aF.png

suicidial metalheads smh

[vernal vortex]

Sometimes it be like that

I love how metal is also an outlier among accidental deaths

Released early from jury duty btw

[soft pendant]

What the fuck is this graph

Oh

Makes no sense till you read the second title

[vernal vortex]

Yeah

[soft pendant]

I read the first and was like “32% of people who listen to folk get cancer???”

[waxen latch]

what is world music

[vernal vortex]

No idea

My car radio calls anything it's doesn't know world music

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-bass-dj-crazy-times-kyle-gordon-woman-are-my-favorite-guy-women-are-my-favorite-guy-gif-16271919044852392816

[hasty nova]

Topofthehour world music
https://youtu.be/07EzMbVH3QE?si=62YlaLRSv2mQLtXP

[soft pendant]

@modest lion does better discord have a mobile plugin for iPhones? Do I have to jailbreak my phone for this? Anything to keep the kpop off my screen

[modest lion]

no clue

just block zempai and miz

[vernal vortex]

Lmao

[modest lion]

not like youd miss anything

[hasty nova]

He keeps clicking things though

[vernal vortex]

Woooooow

[modest lion]

miz is essentially a twitter-news bot

[soft pendant]

[modest lion]

and zempai defies classification

[soft pendant]

Why is that somehow more brutal

[hasty nova]

At least this robot has a purpose in life.

https://tenor.com/view/gigi-goode-maria-the-robot-gif-18222336

[slim epoch]

makes a lot of sense when its the genre that usually deals the most with negative topics

also having subgenres like “depressive suicidal black metal” lol

[hasty nova]

[slim epoch]

also i wonder what grunge is classified under

[pulsar trail]

closest would be rock or punk

probably punk

[slim epoch]

depends some bands like alice in chains are considered metal

also theres no punk in grunge

but the suicide rate is too low for it to be under rock unless rock is just driven down by raw # of bands

[pulsar trail]

mmmm

pretty sure grunge is a fusion between heavy metal and punk

[slim epoch]

i guess it depends on the wave of grunge bands

[slim epoch]

hataro keep reading

[umbral whale]

@pulsar trailbro this arab guy I played soccer with posted this

[pulsar trail]

yeah grunge is weird

[umbral whale]

[slim epoch]

but something like aic doesnt have too much punk, but some nirvana or sonic youth you can see it

[umbral whale]

holy shit that took me out

[pulsar trail]

I like genres that are like fusions because its never clear

and the "fusion" allows for so much space in between the two

[slim epoch]

yeah my favorite genre is melodic death metal which can be a fusion of death metal and any other genre of metal

its a catchall basically

[hasty nova]

The closest in depression and fucked up topics to death metal is vocaloid.

Just wtf

[umbral whale]

oh wait

bro

that probably means he's PR now

I took that as irony and meme but thats sick actually

[slim epoch]

id say its probably black metal

[umbral whale]

love my international homies I went to school with

[slim epoch]

or grunge lol

[hasty nova]

Sure sure

[vernal vortex]

Tech death is super wholesome though

[slim epoch]

hmmm

we listen to some different tech death bands for sure lol

[hasty nova]

[vernal vortex]

Lmao

[hasty nova]

https://fxtwitter.com/AnneliseOrleck1/status/1785901354336104489

Ohhhhh boy.

[vernal vortex]

Man some of these colleges really are shitting the bed on this

[cyan oxide]

@ornate iris I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress

[ornate iris]

wtf

[cyan oxide]

bro has a meme

[clever sleet]

Need that

[soft pendant]

bro made a post

[hot crystal]

Imagine posting in 2024

We got jake memes before gta 6

What if jake memes were called freak memes and instead of posting them we posted up in your bed

[clever sleet]

Real questions

[raw python]

[soft pendant]

bam there it is

(validation)

[hasty nova]

Alternatively, some of the colleges are doing a really good job at negotiating and some of the protests are closing because of successful negotiations.

It's just that some of these colleges are really fucking stubborn.

[vernal vortex]

exactly, that's why I said some.

the ones that are shitting the bed are doing it with the lights on in the broad and sober daylight

[shell sparrow]

@pulsar trail @modest lion @gaunt cipher @clever sleet

[modest lion]

[gaunt cipher]

[clever sleet]

[shell sparrow]

You are cutie

[sinful terrace]

just got an alert that my social security number was found on a dark web site

thanks AT&T

[soft pendant]

Yeah that’ll happen

Get a new one

Call Joey B

[sinful terrace]

i worked hard for the one i have now

(i was born with it)

[soft pendant]

@cyan oxide

@hot crystal

[hot crystal]

imagine getting stronger in 2024

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-whack-gif-18370345

[raw python]

[soft pendant]

[raw python]

!pf 122 me rn

[hollow raven]

Mr. dle - PokéFusion:

#122 - Mr. Mime

#13 - Weedle

[ripe wasp]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

217: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.

[subtle quail]

!pf 13

[hollow raven]

Weewhirl - PokéFusion:

#13 - Weedle

#61 - Poliwhirl

[calm elbow]

The sandwich gets tastier.

[cyan oxide]

Hopefully that's me

[heady oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-dancing-vibin-groovy-funny-gif-21813652

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/the-pug-and-the-parrot-dog-art-colorful-gif-17377659

[calm elbow]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[ornate aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-godzilla-gif-18933318

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-slide-kick-gif-12986753

[ornate aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/gigan-falling-over-final-wars-gigan-godzilla-millennium-gif-10342457868585269054

[calm elbow]

I still haven't seen the new GodzillaXKong or Minus One

I need to soon

[dusty scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mapache-pedro-gif-7206648027763736533

@soft pendant quest update?

[soft pendant]

Which one

I’m doing something something of the north right now

Should be a cake walk

Then half a thieving level to go

Then back to nmz

[inner wadi]

@hot crystal

homie just wasa like

got paid

gonna open like 5 cases

bro just pulled this

[subtle quail]

Give me

[hot crystal]

a stattrak vanilla kukri

[soft pendant]

Is this a payday

Is deeny quitting target and getting into crypto

[inner wadi]

no

even better

i will facilitate person to person sales of VIDEO GAME SKINS

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-tekken-8-reina-discord-logging-onto-discord-gif-2554395266964767797

!vibe

[hollow raven]

258: On the come up I see you.

[ripe wasp]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

93: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[subtle quail]

I am gonna throw up

[ripe wasp]

That was me Tuesday and a bit of Wednesday

[subtle quail]

Bruins pls win game 7

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

27: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[inner wadi]

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

@hot crystal @subtle quail

https://gyazo.com/cc13b47bcddd01886d386776539b7050

im nuts

ignore the score

[hot crystal]

ez

[dusty scarab]

Ain’t no fuckin way https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/hatsune-miku-comes-to-secret-lair

[hasty nova]

HOLY
https://twitter.com/RobertFreundLaw/status/1786079615544590678/photo/1

Rob Freund (@RobertFreundLaw) on X

The LA Police Foundation sent a C&D letter to the seller of shirts that said "FUCK THE LAPD."

The Foundation said it holds exclusive IP rights to the word "LAPD."

The seller's response was succinct:

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 5:05 PM

[hasty nova]

I actually don't like the art...at all.

[soft pendant]

i dont wanna talk about it

more importantly

just fuckin

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

died to strange creature

cause im bad and got hit (lifesteal)

[dusty scarab]

This man doing Secrets of the North

[soft pendant]

0/2

but i teled out in time

i might just have to go saradomins for def boost

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Gyarsaur - PokéFusion:

#130 - Gyarados

#3 - Venusaur

[dusty scarab]

What is your gear looking like

[soft pendant]

ranged bp

blessed

[dusty scarab]

Sapphire bolts are your best friend against the shield

[soft pendant]

get me some

[dusty scarab]

If you have a decent crossbow

They’re cheap

[soft pendant]

i have BP

[dusty scarab]

I know

[soft pendant]

what about retri

er

smite

[dusty scarab]

Smite

Yes

That works too

Between his attacks

Smite on your attack and then swap back to overhead

Sapphire bolts RIP through it though if you have a crossbow

Basically you can swap to DCB during shield phase

And then back to blowpipe

[soft pendant]

kk

enchanted?

[dusty scarab]

Yes

Sapphire bolts e

And then make sure to have something in your offhand for phase too

Arma book or some range boosting oh

[hot crystal]

@daring mauve i keep getting keon coleman edits and GOD DAMN he is so likable

[subtle quail]

Reported

Also if I tried that first time I jumped up the dude would 1 tap me. No shot I’m just not instantly dead

[inner wadi]

im built diffy

[soft pendant]

done

[scenic blaze]

orly

[subtle quail]

I’m built like this

[inner wadi]

yeah wassup

CUTIE

[scenic blaze]

transferring all my spotify playlists to apple music

[inner wadi]

NOOOO

WE LOST HIM

[scenic blaze]

they offered me 6 months free

¯_(ツ)_/¯

couldn't help myself

i love how there's a phone app for transferring your music libraries between apps

very convenient

[subtle quail]

I’ve had Spotify for a decade now. I could never leave

I’m locked in

[lean stump]

gm brothers

[brazen eagle]

gm bac

[inner wadi]

@subtle quail

im at waffle house AMA

[scenic blaze]

are you drunk?

[inner wadi]

whos asking

(slightly)

[subtle quail]

Who are you fighting first

[inner wadi]

her

shes giving me attitude

SHES PUTTING KETCHUP ON HER EGGS

[ripe wasp]

Hope you kept your receipt so you can drop her off back at Target where she belongs

[heady oriole]

That's not that bad

[inner wadi]

its BAD

👿👿

[heady oriole]

Like scrambled eggs or what kind of eggs?

[inner wadi]

its as bad as the bucks

gottem

[heady oriole]

/block Deeny

[inner wadi]

its a waffle house hashbrown bowl

with scrambled eggs

and sausage

and she put ketchup on it

DISGUSTING

FOUL

[heady oriole]

When I come down to Dallas, I'm putting ketchup on my eggs

Just to spite you Deeny

Anyway, , work

[slim epoch]

i have an interview tomorrow with 3 people for a minimum wage job wtf is that

[subtle quail]

sounds like 3 handjobs

[slim epoch]

i only got 2 hands tony

gonna have to use my mouth 😔

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher

[gaunt cipher]

[subtle quail]

“I was a businessman doing business”

[slim epoch]

And doing business is my business, man

@inner wadi

[vernal vortex]

youtube knows I am pliable and that I'm still trying my best to figure out which show to go to

I was leaning towards

oh man I guess I missed aborted

it might be scout bar

[ashen ravine]

jeebus christs, technical blog posts without publication date make me furious

[vernal vortex]

historical?

because that's madness

[ashen ravine]

I love figuring out that the article is obsolete after spending time trying to find out if its recent enough to be valuable

(:

but they often have a reading time function which is really important info

((:

[vernal vortex]

well fuck

[ashen ravine]

never heard of aborted, may check it out

[vernal vortex]

it's incredibly wholesome tech death

and I'm walking into your same kinda bullshit tomorrow. I'm going to have to source proprietary software for an electrical sign that no one kept documentation for that may or may not even have the wireless radios on prem

I already told my guy I'm not tony stark

[ashen ravine]

just let AI write the doc real quick

[vernal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[umbral whale]

Do I take today off sick

[slim epoch]

sure

[umbral whale]

I have a work party tonight

[slim epoch]

do you not want to go

[umbral whale]

I do

[slim epoch]

then dont take off sick

[umbral whale]

I'd call in sick and go anyways

I had a migraine man

It disappeared by 8

Like I woke up at 330

I need to do shit today and nap before I go so like. I dunno work gets in the way of that

[ashen ravine]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E_o2X-y4nQg

[cedar nest]

"I swear babe, Im in so much pain. But Im suffering through it just to meet you here at this party. Why dont we go see if we can find some 'aspirin'?"

[dense juniper]

Gm OT, have a enjoyable day

[pulsar trail]

@elder patrol

@nova obsidian too

[nova obsidian]

Ye dont be senseless, dont scare the poor pasta

[pulsar trail]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5-8zFFId-E/
@cyan oxide @glass trail

xerographyofficial

I’m having the time of my life 🕺🏋️🏃
.
#gym #memes #bodybuilding #lifting #excercise #fitnessmotivation #gymmemes #powerlifting

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[umbral whale]

@glass trail https://youtube.com/shorts/oBOznO8soyU?si=qDwGd5c167U8QCyk

[glass trail]

[glass trail]

Bro don’t send dantes content this guy is legit just cringe

Cbaaaa

[umbral whale]

Well I just did

You can handle a little cringe

But why we hating on Dantes now

[glass trail]

?

His content aint for me

He’s like a forced awkward less funny drututt to me

https://clips.twitch.tv/ZanyLitigiousPorcupineHeyGirl-qHgqlXSaVBZY7rEB just watch forsen taking deep breaths tryna cs instead 10x dantes content

I’ve never been a fan of dantes and wont ever, his content is just reaction bait by saying stupid shit on stream or twitter

[umbral whale]

I see

[shell sparrow]

Does scared pasta have a different taste than regular one?

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @pulsar trail @steel snow @gaunt cipher

[calm elbow]

Has someone creamed your beef? You may be entitled to compensation!

[summer hearth]

@clever sleet

[elder patrol]

!vibe sausage pasta

[hollow raven]

99: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1235922710224310272/blood.mp4?ex=66362238&is=6634d0b8&hm=df36a64f1394a3d4ad17478466767308e7fa3848162a28741f5b9bdd883dd5d5& ate a human

[pulsar trail]

Same

[pulsar trail]

Maybe it releases toxins like that one fish

[elder patrol]

Impasta

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871080348279263242/1235860932005986304/d0ea1e64effe5733150e99716d00cee8.mp4?ex=6635e8af&is=6634972f&hm=c5fff1f613c39c2e68571a6164607fbdd222580b4f8b5253843676a199f98b4d&

[fast hedge]

Thanks ❤️

[elder patrol]

#wow-general

[pulsar trail]

Also how dare you not tag @shell sparrow in that cat photo

[summer hearth]

You about to meow?

[clever sleet]

Never king

[daring mauve]

Same I’ve grown to love him

I’m fully sold

Josh wanted him, he has crazy highlights, he’s young and athletic af, bro is whatever the opposite of a locker room cancer is

If he puts it together on the field him and Josh will be the most insane duo in the league

[umbral whale]

ok that didnt work

I take my L

[elder patrol]

!vibe LW

[hollow raven]

387: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[steel snow]

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck funk

[hollow raven]

143: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[pulsar trail]

some dude connected to this hearing

and started playing a video of some dude jerking off and fingering his asshole

[elder patrol]

[pulsar trail]

omg

[swift imp]

Got em

some people just wanna watch the world burn ya feel?

[pulsar trail]

the judge wasn't even phased bro

she was like it happens

[swift imp]

lol

[umbral whale]

lmfao

[undone bone]

likely has seen the void

[elder patrol]

atleast it wasnt gore

[modest lion]

how's that even possible tho?

[swift imp]

Prob just shared his other window in zoom

[pulsar trail]

public hearing

all hearings have to be public

[undone bone]

dammit cant really connect to thea hearing while they are streaming the buttplug festival

gotta understand the man

[swift imp]

Got him mid bender

[modest lion]

ah fair

[calm elbow]

me after connecting to the hearing and playing all three LotR films in 4K Extended

[pulsar trail]

he just did it a second time

[modest lion]

wouldve been more awkward if it happened in the courtroom itself i suppose

[pulsar trail]

[swift imp]

Would they put a bench warrant on him for doing that multiple times?

Or is he just free to continue trolling

asking for friend

[calm elbow]

Just once should warrant some kind of repercussion.

[swift imp]

You would think

[calm elbow]

"it was an accident", sure

[pulsar trail]

I mean if they're not in the state of michigan

it'd be hard to enforce that warrant

[swift imp]

Did he use the same video the second time?

[pulsar trail]

yes

[swift imp]

Boring

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-game-famicom-game-police-police-gif-12144723

[peak solar]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6elOWpJU5a/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

tru_wag

That boy @kendricklamar said “dont tell lies bout me and i wont tell truths bout u” Sheesh! @champagnepapi i know u not finna let that slide gang! 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂 #OnHood #kendricklamar #Drake

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@hot crystal scorpihoe

[wet cradle]

!vibe bricked up

[hollow raven]

109: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[wet cradle]

Yeha?

[peak solar]

@umbral whale should watch this too he shits on Canada a lot

[swift imp]

Scorpi-Ho 🤣

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-bowser-oh-yeah-i-gotta-go-to-canada-canada-i-gotta-go-to-canada-gif-25988322

[swift imp]

Boy you scat.. on hood lolol

Quality content

[peak solar]

Shit was good fr lol

[swift imp]

@heady oriole https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6a-18SOfir/?igsh=MWJ4dGExemlzM3o5eg==

memerunnergpt

@kingjames admits he’s not the GOAT 🐐.

I made this using parrot AI. If you want to try check my linkinbio.

#lebron #lebronjames #nbamemes #nbahumor #thedecision #lalakers #kobe #nbagoat #nba #basketball #basketballmemes #parrotai #cavs #cleveland #clevelandcavaliers #clevelandmemes #sportshumor

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[wet cradle]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Assassination Rogue.

[peak solar]

Today we wake up is good day birds chirping sun is shining deeny is barking

[wet cradle]

Rather dead than red.

[peak solar]

Fuck jerry Seinfeld amen

[wet cradle]

Wonder if people can get refunds on hd2 if they don't want to / can't make a psn account

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/indecisive-i-dont-know-not-sure-larry-david-gif-5682454

[elder patrol]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Discipline Priest.

[swift imp]

Ha

get got @elder patrol

[elder patrol]

never healed,would go fine

[swift imp]

This new watch band i bought makes my wrist smell funny -_-

annoying

[peak solar]

Man’s dated a high schooler he going on the bus with drake

[swift imp]

Thats not Woody Allen bro

[wet cradle]

atleast you also fps

Dps

[elder patrol]

I do fps and dps yes

[wet cradle]

I mean

Disc does dps

To heal

[elder patrol]

aye

[sinful terrace]

!pf me with 0 motivation on a Friday

[hollow raven]

Nidoqtwo - PokéFusion:

#31 - Nidoqueen

#150 - Mewtwo

[swift imp]

!pf me WORM

[hollow raven]

Gaslithe - PokéFusion:

#92 - Gastly

#58 - Growlithe

[swift imp]

im gaslithing all of y'all today

[ashen ravine]

pedropedro

[pulsar trail]

@peak solar @hasty nova

💀💀💀💀

[elder patrol]

havent been in a library in abit

usually went there after school to wait for soccer/floorball practice

[swift imp]

whens the last time you got your shit pushed in by cops tho?

[elder patrol]

never

[swift imp]

fortunate

[elder patrol]

finnish cops got long training,all cops I have talked to have been nice

[swift imp]

its 10:10 and I am STARVING.... is it too early for a burrito?

[pulsar trail]

No

[swift imp]

Say less

[slim epoch]

just think, for someone its their nighttime and that burrito is dinner

[nova obsidian]

Unless youre at manchester airport, then all the resturants, including the mexican one only serves full english before 11

[elder patrol]

but I just look like the average white joe

[swift imp]

What does that consist of? Eggs and sausage?

[nova obsidian]

and beans, tomatoes, bacon, tomatoes, shroom and bread

[swift imp]

That sounds awful

[nova obsidian]

But i just wanted something lunchy like a burrito when i was there, but even the chinese and mexican resturants only served it

[swift imp]

Englishmen still eating like theyre getting bombed by the Germans

[nova obsidian]

And i was confused as to why theres like 10 resturants open that all serve the literal exact same thing

[swift imp]

Bit sad innit

[nova obsidian]

They all looked at me like i was dumb when i was asking if i could have anything else too

"ofc you cant you dumb fuck" but politely

[swift imp]

lol

[slim epoch]

mfers serving beans but not a burrito

they have lost the plot

[swift imp]

How you gonna have breakfast with no eggs

[elder patrol]

it aint that bad

[nova obsidian]

It has eggs

[elder patrol]

unless you dislike most ingredients

[swift imp]

How do they cook the beans?

[elder patrol]

pot prob

heated

[swift imp]

But like theyre baked beans or what?

[nova obsidian]

Yes

[swift imp]

I guess i could get on that with the eggs

[elder patrol]

you get some toaste to dip that in

only eaten it like 2 times hangover,cant remember

[swift imp]

That prob does slap when you're hung over

[nova obsidian]

Its quintessential biritsh food. Different colours of brown and fried with white bread

[swift imp]

How do you take your eggs tho

[nova obsidian]

I usually dont take eggs

[elder patrol]

custardy

[nova obsidian]

Not a fan of egg

[swift imp]

what does this mean lol

I like mine scrambled or sunny side down

[elder patrol]

thick runny yolk

[swift imp]

ahh

I like the yolk to be covered in the white stuff

[elder patrol]

[swift imp]

Poached eggs are great toooooo

[elder patrol]

white stuff

[calm elbow]

[swift imp]

fuck man now im super hungry

[calm elbow]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1B6IX35JvAukAVTue8RYOb?si=06999d75922e4657

[elder patrol]

had skagen at work today

was tasty

[swift imp]

Swedish Shrimp Toast

hmmmmm

That sounds interesting

[slim epoch]

i like my eggs over medium but like not by themselves

[swift imp]

Damn bro this shit looks LEGIT

[swift imp]

yeah need the Bacon and Grits with cheese

[slim epoch]

naw like on toast or something

[swift imp]

Cuban Breakfast always slaps... Scrambled eggs with Bacon and french fries.. With pressed cuban bread with butter and a cafe con leche

[elder patrol]

we had it separate ofc in cold, supposed to be on toast but we have it for oven baked potato

[swift imp]

You dip the bread in the cafe con leche

[swift imp]

Sounds just as good

[elder patrol]

we arent al a carte just buffe

[slim epoch]

cafe con leche will leave me culo con diarrea

[swift imp]

https://x.com/PostsOfCats/status/1786119807399501922

Tweets of Cats (@PostsOfCats) on X

Cat sniffs inside a pringle can

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 7:45 PM

[calm elbow]

[slim epoch]

i think thatd warrant a second chance

[calm elbow]

[swift imp]

honestly yeah

lol

[calm elbow]

My dude is just a scat fetishist and trying to play it off

[swift imp]

Ever heard of a blumpkin?

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/blumpkin-gif-1021176916015744510

[slim epoch]

unsubscribe

[swift imp]

I'll take that as a yes

[calm elbow]

I've heard of country bumpkin

[swift imp]

[calm elbow]

idk I just looked it up in gifs

It was either that or a guy on the toilet

[swift imp]

Yeah its the latter

[ripe wasp]

Training today and it's an old dude who does everything...slow. Gonna be a long two days I think

[peak solar]

wonder where the mayor learned these militant police tactics from

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R1ypnmTMNqA

[umbral whale]

Bro ANOTHER ONE

[peak solar]

@umbral whale 2022 queens dead 2024 drakes dead Canada taking back to back Ls

[slim epoch]

drake big in japan so kdot had to drop 2 nukes

[swift imp]

All Trudeau's fault

Proof we're in a simulation

https://x.com/PostsOfCats/status/1786191534968217985

Tweets of Cats (@PostsOfCats) on X

👁️👅👁️

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 12:30 AM

[calm elbow]

Trudeau, more like Falsdoo

[sharp ferry]

That brings me back to 9th grade

And I still stand by the fact that everyone who tried that and liked it would love getting pegged

[swift imp]

Lololol

[slim epoch]

[swift imp]

I don’t think I’d ever want one

[swift imp]

Funny you posted this… I’m trying to get the wife to go here this weekend

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ogeyvvr7j/?igsh=eDk4NzJxaGxyZDgz

Instagram

[peak solar]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5_67PfrUTi/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== @cyan oxide

mahmoudzirr

شلونه شلونه شلونه✅

Likes

13678

Instagram

[swift imp]

what is that

[cedar nest]

[pulsar trail]

why are you doing a 13

[cedar nest]

Why not?

[pulsar trail]

rewards stop at 10 bud

[cedar nest]

[soft pendant]

@peak solar ???

not only went back to wow

but is healing now

[pulsar trail]

https://imgur.com/hWMw1rp

[unique isle]

you can drop 3 items tho

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-anyway-oh-wow-oh-no-anyway-oh-no-meme-gif-10390746359419207108

[umbral whale]

Why is the gym so busy

[calm elbow]

https://media.giphy.com/media/Fgfo1l3tWSd7WA1uzE/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[swift imp]

GAINS before the weekend bro

[calm elbow]

AHYAYAYA

[swift imp]

amen

[umbral whale]

Awaken my masters!

[swift imp]

What you working out today bro

[undone bone]

this people doing 13 while i get declined to 8s

with 514ilvl

smh

i will do my key today i guess after some desintoxication from work

[pulsar trail]

have you tried playing a better class

that helped me

[swift imp]

Bro it took me 30 min yesterday afternoon to get into a 9 @undone bone

[undone bone]

yea it is crazy

i will run out of novels to read while in que

[swift imp]

lol

[undone bone]

at this rate(I wont) still have like 30 volumes left of index

and many more

[ornate iris]

A uni friend unironically sent me a royce dupont video saying it was inspirational

bro didnt know

[undone bone]

ayyy

[umbral whale]

Chest shoulders tris

Gonna do bench then bar OHP

[undone bone]

watch out dont hurt your triceps they are easy to knock

thinking you can lift more than you really can

[hasty nova]

They should just get the cops to work in the libraries...

[swift imp]

Yoooo phins just signed Odell

@heady oriole

[heady oriole]

Oh?

[pulsar trail]

@flat scaffold lookin mad cute today

[peak solar]

Peds lol

[swift imp]

1 year contract

[peak solar]

Ayo wtf who took my name

In this economy smh

[umbral whale]

@swift imp https://open.spotify.com/track/522Ujz4WQ0i2YjQk1eWOch?si=6KfuwgtKTMuR5S9qKqVdrw

[elder patrol]

!vibe behind the sexuals (whatever the fuck that means)'

[hollow raven]

264: On the come up I see you.

[swift imp]

Theyre on tour with blink

[elder patrol]

[umbral whale]

I know they're playing in Toronto in August

I'm debating on going

[elder patrol]

sum41 on farewell tour no?

[umbral whale]

Pierce the veil is playing too

[swift imp]

Not a fan of PTV

[slim epoch]

sounds like an old scene kids wet dream

[swift imp]

I just hate stadium shows and floor seats for blink are starting close to $250

But catching Alexisonfire and Blink would be great

[slim epoch]

im too metalpilled to ever spend more than $30 on a concert ticket

[peak solar]

Yknow I just naturally assume you ahead of the sexuals like me

[elder patrol]

[peak solar]

https://www.tiktok.com/@ebonywarriorstudios/video/7351357985018531118?lang=en @elder patrol @swift imp

@pulsar trail

[swift imp]

Yeah... Like i'll spend a little more depending on the band

But 250 to see Blink is a bit much imo

[peak solar]

Surprised you ain’t seen this tbh

[umbral whale]

I need new sweats for the gym bruh

Both of mine are like 10 years old

And they ain't washing well anymore

[peak solar]

https://www.lyst.com/shop/mens-yeezy-sweatpants/

[hasty nova]

[modest lion]

200$ for sweatpants

"season 6 sweatpants" do they come with a battlepass for that season or?

[hasty nova]

$200 might make sense given some factors...

But what the fuck materials are even used...

[pulsar trail]

No that’s an extra $50

[calm elbow]

What factor do you need aside from "someone will buy this"?

[swift imp]

IM ALREADY AHEAD OF THE SEXUALS

[elder patrol]

[calm elbow]

Weird flex but okay

[swift imp]

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

can i get a little bit ahead

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamcatcher-yoohyeon-no-gif-20326011

[peak solar]

Shit was gold fr

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-spongebob-plankton-gif-10466614

[ashen ravine]

[swift imp]

She can fix me

[hasty nova]

https://fxtwitter.com/nfr_podcast/status/1786386571891007946

[ashen ravine]

time for 6-8 hours of weakauras to make the outlaw rotation suitable for my brain

(maybe I make them diagonal)

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

389: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-reaction-reaction-elite-dangerous-borann-boys-gif-25049405

[elder patrol]

[shell sparrow]

someone give me strength to hold on and not outbirst on my manager

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/genki-dama-spirit-bomb-goku-gif-12526925

[swift imp]

Fuck your manager. LET THEM HAVE IT

jk dont be toxic and lose your job... ITS FRIDAY

[shell sparrow]

I am very close to not giving a shit if I lost it or not

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/tryx-drayber-slap-woman-man-gif-16678962

[swift imp]

Why are they such an asshole?

[pulsar trail]

@elder patrol @daring mauve

[umbral whale]

Ok that's

Top tier

[daring mauve]

I'm fuckin jealous

I want free candu

[peak solar]

K come to 801 Chartres St, New Orleans, LA 70116

[swift imp]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6g1hxTr1sx/?igsh=MWU0dXFjZGg0MnRhdA== @hasty nova

billycorben

Florida appeals court overturns jury conviction against Miami-Dade PD Officer Alejandro Giraldo for battery and official misconduct after he violently falsely arrested Dyma Loving, 26, a crime victim who called 911 when a white neighbor called her a “hooker,” pointed shotgun at her, and yelled “I’m gonna shoot you in the f*cking head” — then Gir...

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[elder patrol]

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-tom-hanks-run-running-on-my-way-gif-9305363

[peak solar]

Ayo what the fuck Florida

[swift imp]

Dade county cops the actual worst

Clowns in brown

[peak solar]

Is the white lady in jail

[swift imp]

Prob not@

The cop was charged tho

And fired

But he’s trying to get his pension

[scenic blaze]

🥶

[peak solar]

They should both be in jail for life

Fym pension

[swift imp]

You can def find the 4080 for like 200-300 cheaper

But looks like a solid build

Gonna liquid cool it?

[scenic blaze]

yeah it's just cause it's the rog strix one

this is just my wishlist atm

[swift imp]

Solid list

Love me an all white build

[scenic blaze]

idk if i'm going to go all in for this, or if i'm going to upgrade my current pc

my current mobo is AM4 so

somewhat limiting

[swift imp]

Aren’t the 5 series cards dropping end of year?

[scenic blaze]

idk

[swift imp]

Think they are

[scenic blaze]

i know the next gen cpu's are supposed to drop

[wet cradle]

And GPUs

[scenic blaze]

and i think intel is going to a new socket with their next line up

[wet cradle]

No point buying now

[scenic blaze]

or the line up after next

[scenic blaze]

i mean this can be said 95% of the time

[swift imp]

Feels like the 14 series CPU’s just came out

Time is insane lol

[scenic blaze]

the next line up is always on the way

i'm currently on a 1660 super

and want a 40series

[swift imp]

Oh yeah that 4080 will be a HUGE upgrade lol

[scenic blaze]

yeah but i'd bottleneck if i solely bought the 4080 super

[swift imp]

True

[scenic blaze]

because i'm on a ryz5 3600

[peak solar]

Im on a 1040 getting a 4060 today

[scenic blaze]

and idk if i want to bother buying another AM4 socket cpu

[scenic blaze]

pog

[swift imp]

I’ve never been a fan of amd chips

[shell sparrow]

there should be /s, right?

it's hard to read sarcasm in chat form sometimes

[scenic blaze]

if i'm going to buy a new mobo/cpu/gpu i half ass feel like i'd be better off selling my current pc and building a brand new one

[swift imp]

Nah I meant what makes them a jerk… like what are they doing

[shell sparrow]

ah I read it as why are you, sorry

[hasty nova]

Excellent police work, as usual.

[peak solar]

Are you tryna get top of the line stuff or like mid grade

[swift imp]

This looks like a mid range build

But leaning towards high end

[scenic blaze]

read above

i posted my wishlist

for if i built an all new set up

$3k is a mid range build?

_>

[swift imp]

@scenic blaze usually with a new build I’ll keep my old builds case and just upgrade everything internally

Minus maybe the PSU and hard drives

[peak solar]

Stuffs pretty cheap rn tbh

[swift imp]

It is actually lol

Its crazy I know

[peak solar]

Can get some decent i7s and decent gpus too

For a midrange

[swift imp]

High end would be an i9 with a 4090 etc etc

[peak solar]

Yea

I7s are still crazy good tho

[scenic blaze]

mid range imo is like 30series or 4060

[peak solar]

Im getting an newer series i5 with a 4060

[swift imp]

I’d consider 4060 economy

[peak solar]

That’s my midrange

High mid would be i7 and a 4080

[swift imp]

4070 would be right smack in the center imo

[scenic blaze]

there's too many old series gpu's n shit that can be considered entry level

[swift imp]

Yeah

[peak solar]

fr

[scenic blaze]

as far as i'm concerned 1.5k or less is entry level build

[swift imp]

I’m planning on upgrading my 3070 at the eoy

[scenic blaze]

2k is mid range's max

3k+ is high

but that's me ig

i almost see no point in spending the money on anything more

unless you're using it for some kind of work

[peak solar]

For me mids like 1.5ish ye

1.3-2k

[scenic blaze]

n if i waited for 50 series, i wouldn't be able to afford anything much better

those cards will be high af for a while

sure the 40s will drop in price slightly

[peak solar]

[scenic blaze]

but meh

[subtle quail]

I just got a 7800x3d with a 4070 super

[scenic blaze]

is there going to be a 4080ti?

i assume there will be

[swift imp]

Yeah there already is

[scenic blaze]

is there

[swift imp]

Like 1250

[scenic blaze]

you sure?

i only see supers

[peak solar]

Ye

[scenic blaze]

yeah i don't think it's out yet

[peak solar]

What’s a 7800

[scenic blaze]

amd cpu

[swift imp]

Hmm I think you’re right

Weird could have sworn I’ve seen em

The simulation wins again!

[scenic blaze]

monitors are also starting to get some crazy new specs

4k, oled, etcetc

prices are high as too tho

[swift imp]

Been seeing really good deals on 34’ curved leds

Like 550 down from 1350

[peak solar]

Oh gotcha Ty

[scenic blaze]

yeah i was kinda thinking about getting a 34" curved

i'm on a 1080p 180hz 27" curved atm

want to snag monitor arms and a vertical side monitor as well

[swift imp]

I’ll link you the next time I see the deal

This was the last one that came up

https://twitter.com/nextgen_deals/status/1785396473665855860

They had the Samsung one drop really low in price too… almost bought it but the wife shut it down lol

[scenic blaze]

that one's IPS not OLED

still quite bigly tho

[scenic blaze]

oof

[swift imp]

I’m happy with my current setup tho

Left monitor is vertical now

And it’s all cable managed and neat

This was after setting up all the arms and stuff

[peak solar]

bro is the final nerd boss from grandmas boy

Beep boop she will be mine

Nah that’s dope tho lol

[swift imp]

please sit on my FACE

I was knocking but i guess you couldnt hear it because of the music... "Does it scare you?" "No i just dont like techno".... "You would if you had robot ears."

[soft pendant]

@cyan oxide @hot crystal

Offensive y/n?

[peak solar]

[swift imp]

Even if it is its still pretty funny

its been almost 23 years man we're gucci

[clever sleet]

[swift imp]

jet fuel doesnt melt steel beems or something i dunno

[scenic blaze]

my god

[swift imp]

WE GAMING

[scenic blaze]

how do you even hook up that many monitors?

"hdmi extender" ?

[soft pendant]

WILL I MAKE IT?????

[proven lake]

Lfm For Amirdrassil Heroic Pug In the Premades

[clever sleet]

#wow-general

[soft pendant]

goodluck!

[scenic blaze]

[soft pendant]

||sike i hope it goes poorly||

[clever sleet]

Toxic mf

[swift imp]

3070 has 4 ports

[scenic blaze]

holy

my shit has 1

i think

maybe 1 hdmi 1 dp

[pulsar trail]

@soft pendantno.

[swift imp]

Mine is 1 hdmi 3 dp

[soft pendant]

who reported me

[brazen eagle]

it was me

[soft pendant]

ur gonna get it!

[brazen eagle]

(not sure what for)

[swift imp]

not cool @brazen eagle

[soft pendant]

wdym not sure u can look at the logs silly

[swift imp]

Bro Nike is on some shit with these baby diarrhea AF1's

[peak solar]

Dookie steppers

[swift imp]

Awful

[brazen eagle]

they are yellow, like the sun

[swift imp]

wtf are you even supposed to match those with

[peak solar]

Addiction and hopelessness

[brazen eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-bill-uma-thurman-bloody-ready-the-bride-gif-7755891

[swift imp]

truuuuu

[brazen eagle]

^ match with this outfit

[swift imp]

They'd look even goofier on her big ass feet

[peak solar]

Dude I love this new meme format

[clever sleet]

Bro

He’s so real for that

[peak solar]

When you just can’t hold all your feminist literature because you’re carrying soup for the orphans (I’m 6’5 btw)

[soft pendant]

@dusty scarab why is skilling defense so infuriating

[undone bone]

just get hit bro

[dusty scarab]

It’s not that bad

Defensive casting burst/barrage tasks

Or whatever you’re doing

[soft pendant]

nmz

almost out of absorb pots

hope i hit 80str

i wanna swap to whip

@dusty scarab do i need to afk magic and ranged to 80 too

or those are so OP it doesnt matter

[lean stump]

have a nice day brothers

[lean stump]

looks weird

[peak solar]

[undone bone]

how about we use your money to break your bones

L ratio 420 69 blaze it

[lean stump]

tbh i would love shoe like this

[hasty nova]

[lean stump]

[clever sleet]

[swift imp]

Been a solid Friday in RH today

[lean stump]

brother u remind me that its the forth day of my holiday

[swift imp]

rip

Back to real life

[swift imp]

Those are cool ngl lol

Id wear em

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

Sir.. Theyre called DEPENDS

[hasty nova]

Pffft

[swift imp]

is this real or ai lol

[lean stump]

is it some kind of "vote for trump" things?

[hasty nova]

[brazen eagle]

america rly plays their trump card

[peak solar]

It’s basically propaganda at this point he’s our boogie man

[hasty nova]

Yuh.

[peak solar]

Or savior depending on what news you watch lol

[brazen eagle]

it is all about being polarizing

[peak solar]

Yep keeps people busy and distracted

[brazen eagle]

and it works, people fall for it and repost stuff like this

[swift imp]

id let her pee on me

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

shit dude i'd let you pee on me too if the vibe was righgt @hasty nova

[sinful terrace]

Dog?

Bro??

[swift imp]

lmaooo

Back to reality though... i dont get the whole diaper thing

Is that like a jab at biden or something?

[hasty nova]

It really is all about the vibes for most things.

[swift imp]

truth

[hasty nova]

The story is that Trump is wearing diapers in the courtroom because he's a stinky old fart

[swift imp]

These people are so weird

More weird than my last two pee jokes tbh

Trump was right though... mfer could shoot a person in broad daylight and all these crazy fucks would still praise him

[sinful terrace]

Cult

[heady oriole]

Exactly

[swift imp]

But no the rest of us are the ones living in delusion

-_-

[heady oriole]

It’s funny because I’m guessing a lot of these followers are like big Christian folks too?

[swift imp]

Presumably

[heady oriole]

Yeah, if so, so much not following false idols

[swift imp]

Trump isnt even religious like that

he never has been

[heady oriole]

Yeah I know he isn't

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-bible-church-prop-photo-op-gif-17383336

[umbral whale]

I mean nah he legit is scary

but I don't want to fight in OT today

[elder patrol]

pres elections should be deciced between the last 2 by naked oil wrestling

I wouldnt watch it

but "enjoy"

[swift imp]

You would really want to see Biden and trump oil wrestle naked?

[elder patrol]

no

[swift imp]

Don’t lie

This is a judge free zone

[elder patrol]

naked ryan gosling as judge

[umbral whale]

like I dunno I'd rather Biden backed by some smart people than Trump who will install sycophants into the government at every position he can'

also Trump was rather antagonistic to canada and Biden is less so

[swift imp]

What was it again?

Something and a turd sandwhich?

Forgot what the first option was

[elder patrol]

I wish biden and trump was in elder homes or rather retired and chilling

[swift imp]

They should retire and spend the rest of their days with their families and leave the rest of us the fuck alone