off-topic

[cyan oxide]

I'm not editing that

[hasty nova]

[tawny glen]

Is it the 3 headed dog?

[pulsar trail]

it's a Cerberus

ya

[cyan oxide]

Yes

[hasty nova]

And yeah you better leave your mommy Mount there

[cyan oxide]

Sick mount

[tawny glen]

Oh yeah that's badass

[pulsar trail]

its cool as fuck

but not cool enough for me to drop $70 on a game I might not like

[umbral whale]

You get 4 days early anyway dont you

Even with the base edition

[pulsar trail]

no he means if you buy deluxe

[umbral whale]

That's a preorder bonus?

[pulsar trail]

you get 4 days before everyone who got the regular

[umbral whale]

Wait

What

[pulsar trail]

ya

[shell sparrow]

no

[cyan oxide]

That's insane

[umbral whale]

I thought it was just preorder the base game

[serene crescent]

let me click play

[spare drift]

4 days of error 37 imagine

[umbral whale]

[cyan oxide]

Actual p2w

[shell sparrow]

4 days before is 2nd tier preorder

[umbral whale]

It's not

[wheat onyx]

the 2nd tier is the one I bought lol

[umbral whale]

LMAO

[cyan oxide]

You get to grind earlier than everyone else

[umbral whale]

Ok no fuck that

[cyan oxide]

How is that not p2w

[umbral whale]

Theres no trade and no seaosond

Why doss it matter

[cyan oxide]

No trade

💀💀💀

[umbral whale]

Season us launching like 3 weeks after

Who cares

[hasty nova]

Yuh

Have fun

[pulsar trail]

ya

[cyan oxide]

No trade 💀

[pulsar trail]

its a wait and see how it is before dropping $70 on it

tbh

[wheat onyx]

It's like "teechnically" p2w, but its for standard league so who cares lole

[umbral whale]

If you come to me and said. Ok battlepass means you get early season

Then I would agree with you

[wheat onyx]

It also staggers the release which should help with server load

[umbral whale]

Its greasy

Either way

But it isnt p2w

[pulsar trail]

okay seems the dif between deluxe and ultimate is you get "wings of the creator emote" and +20 tier skips on the battle pass

[brazen eagle]

soon™️

[shell sparrow]

I am telling you, 2+ tier battle pass each season gonna give you 2-4 days earlier

[cyan oxide]

That would be fucked

Actually destroying the game

[pulsar trail]

game will be fine

[umbral whale]

If that's the case then I will be with you

[pulsar trail]

if you go into d4 expecting something like poe

you're going to be sorely disappointed

and its not the game for you

[shell sparrow]

I bet preorder like that is simply to test if people are buying enough of it

and I suppose they do

[umbral whale]

That's what I'm judging it on

And d2r

[cyan oxide]

Ladder pushing is a thing for Diablo fiends tho

[umbral whale]

But like

Oxi tbh

[pulsar trail]

I know people who don't even play diablo or arpgs who got it just for the wow mount lol

[umbral whale]

Why play anyway if no seasons

[pulsar trail]

because you enjoy arpgs?

idk

I enjoy arpgs

[cyan oxide]

That's too much money to spend on a mount

[pulsar trail]

I'm having a blast with LE

[umbral whale]

Me with tyrael charger

[pulsar trail]

my first 2 games ever played

were diablo 1

and quake

so arpgs and fps games will always hold a special place in my heart

[shell sparrow]

holy

[pulsar trail]

if only for nostalgia purposes

[shell sparrow]

my first ever played game was pharaoh, city building simulator

very pog game

[brazen eagle]

did you play quake 3 arena or unreal tuornament?

[sharp ferry]

First ever game I played was Runescape

[pulsar trail]

I loved pharaoh

[brazen eagle]

or cs 1.6

[pulsar trail]

ya

[umbral whale]

My first ever game played hmm

[pulsar trail]

played quake 3 arena a ton

[umbral whale]

Probably super Mario?

[pulsar trail]

and unreal tournament and the 12893719823912 that came after

and I played CS since cs 1.3

[umbral whale]

Or super Mario world?

[cyan oxide]

I think my first actual game and not some flash bullshit was Gunbound

[umbral whale]

I cant remember

[pulsar trail]

I remember the old sierra online interface

[cyan oxide]

I think they mean pc

[brazen eagle]

subper mario world and 64 was rly nice

[pulsar trail]

[umbral whale]

First pc game for me war tides of darkness I think

[brazen eagle]

i still like 64, i tried a bit in speedrunning

[umbral whale]

Yeah it was

[pulsar trail]

I got my super nintendo after quake and diablo 1 lmao

[umbral whale]

On my nephew's mqc

[brazen eagle]

but hell you need a lot of practice to be not complelely garbo

[umbral whale]

Warcraft 2 was literally bis

[cyan oxide]

I got my NES still

[umbral whale]

And then my uncle pirated diablo 1 for me

[pulsar trail]

our computer was this piece of shit my mom got from work that had windows NT

[umbral whale]

And I played it in secret

Cause the blacksmith said bastard

And my parents would've flipped

[pulsar trail]

I used to dupe shit in d1

I found out how to dupe gear

and duped godly plate and grandfathers for all the homies

[umbral whale]

[stoic folio]

[cyan oxide]

Me figuring out cheat engine to give myself gp on grand chase

[pulsar trail]

I used to maphack in wc3 too so many banned bnet accounts

[stoic folio]

Its probs worth the buy as it is

[umbral whale]

I remember when my mom caught me.playing GTA vice city which I borrowed from my friend

[stoic folio]

Which is fucking crazy imo

[pulsar trail]

I was always dogshit at RTSs

[pulsar trail]

it truly is

[umbral whale]

I got called a rapist and beaten cause she thought you could rape prostitutes in that game

[brazen eagle]

i am sad the wc3 map scene is dead

[pulsar trail]

it feels very polished for an early access beta

[brazen eagle]

games with modding communities like wc3 had is rly nice

[pulsar trail]

i have 7 hours in it already @stoic folio

broken down hourly

that's $5 an hour

[waxen latch]

@wheat onyx hows d4?

[pulsar trail]

lol

and I probably have at least 15-20 more hours in it

before it gets stale I think

[umbral whale]

My childhood was final fantasy, diablo, age of empires 2, zelda and dynasty warriors

[pulsar trail]

ff7 goated

legend of zelda link to the past

also goated

[umbral whale]

Yep

[pulsar trail]

ff8 was underrated as well

took a lot of flak for no reason

[umbral whale]

ALTtP was greatb

My favorite SNES game

[pulsar trail]

ya I had like 20 games for the SNES by the time I got my playstation

and I always played more ALTtP than anything else

it was that or super mario world

[umbral whale]

Oxi

Are you me

[pulsar trail]

super mario world probably the best platformer ever made man

[umbral whale]

[cyan oxide]

Real

[umbral whale]

Those are my 2 favorite games from that console

[cyan oxide]

Which is why kaizo romhacks are so good

[pulsar trail]

I also liked the home alone game

[umbral whale]

Fuck I dunno what else I even played on SNES

[pulsar trail]

I used to set up booby traps at home after watching home alone

[umbral whale]

Kirby maybe?

[pulsar trail]

one time I used a TV power cable

as a tripwire

when my brother was chasing me

[stoic folio]

35

[pulsar trail]

and I broke the TV

and my dad beat the fuck out of me

only time he ever hit me

and I deserved it

I broke a $200 TV in 1994

[stoic folio]

[pulsar trail]

[pulsar trail]

I was the good kid

I got straight As

never got in trouble at school

[stoic folio]

No kid ever deserves beatings

[pulsar trail]

then I started playing counter-strike

idk man I deserved it

I was being a fucking idiot

[stoic folio]

Wait I read that wrong

But still

[pulsar trail]

he didn't beat me beat me

[stoic folio]

No hitting kids

[pulsar trail]

he just smacked the shit outta me

then he felt bad

and got me ice cream

[stoic folio]

One time my brother and I

Were kicking a soccer ball as high as possible

And when it was his turn

It fell on the windshield

[pulsar trail]

[stoic folio]

[pulsar trail]

ya my dad would always feel so bad after hitting us

he rarely did it

my mom on the other hand

used to whoop our asses with the slipper

[stoic folio]

I think my parents barely got mad

Cause he was crying so much

[pulsar trail]

then when my cousins started having kids

and slapping them

suddenly my parents became Ghandi

"No they're just a kid don't hit them"

me looking at my mom:

[stoic folio]

I honestly cant remember being hit

[waxen latch]

they learned what comes out from that

[stoic folio]

I remember one time ny mkm chased me around the house with a plank

[pulsar trail]

it happened so infrequent they stand out for me

my brother probably doesn't remember because it happened often for him

[stoic folio]

And it traumatised us both and she swore never again

[pulsar trail]

his stupidity used to drag my dad to police stations

him and his friends decided they'd throw stones at a factory window for "fun"

so the dude called the cops

[ashen ravine]

@hasty nova oh SHIT https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/03/15/85a46352e19d7138.mp4

[umbral whale]

Ever have your mom hit you with a vacuum cleaner

Usually I got the spoon or belt when I was 4 or 5 but as I got older it was either my dad closed fists or my mom with whatever object she could get her hands on

Sometimes legit would pick up a vacuum cleaner and swing it at my head

[clever sleet]

Nah but your mom hit me with the Hoover 4000 once

Drained all the fluids from my body

[cyan oxide]

therapy notes
Hataro had insane parents

[hasty nova]

[glass trail]

You're surprised the dude who gets turned on by being corrected got a hoover to his head?

[umbral whale]

@glass trail her and I had a meeting today

[umbral whale]

I dunno it's not that crazy

That's normal to me honestly

[sinful terrace]

Did she correct you in the meeting

[umbral whale]

I wouldnt do that to my kids but that's

Not that bad I guess

They never sent me to the hospital or anything.

[umbral whale]

[glass trail]

Fuck up real bad for me king

[umbral whale]

Nah

[glass trail]

You deserve it

[undone bone]

BETA LOG IN

[modest lion]

inb4

guy cant do d4 beta

cuz he has to raidtest

[umbral whale]

Just had some questions about cases I was working on so we met to discuss for like a half hour

[glass trail]

What do u even work as hataro?

[umbral whale]

I work for the government

[undone bone]

yea you had so many chances to poison her unlucky

[sinful terrace]

[glass trail]

Working for the gov is quite a general statemenr my g

[sinful terrace]

20 minutes until Liverpool beat real Madrid 4-0 @glass trail

[umbral whale]

You can imagine the imagination of women when I dont specify

[undone bone]

yea you are the jailer

torturing imnates every day with pinapples

[umbral whale]

[wheat ore]

i pictured a bored af beurocrat stuck writing emails with 10000 acronyms

the hot to the dod coc asap

all govt emails read like this

[keen lintel]

i imagine someone funneling drugs into poorer neighborhoods

[umbral whale]

@glass trail I work for the taxman in canada. I started at the contact center I've moved out of that and do behind the scenes stuff.

Hard to really describe.

[keen lintel]

why does canada even tax? isnt CAD worthless

[umbral whale]

It's not that I am fucking up. She is responsible for reviewing anything I have that needs to be mailed or sent out. Can be from spellcheck to I actually did fuck up the calc of something

[umbral whale]

Because of our social programs and infrastructure what kind of question is that.

That's why every country has taxes

[umbral whale]

This is not an inaccurate assessment

checks calendar oh great I have 5 meetings this week

[mortal pendant]

im gonna pretend to not have power tmrw and skip raid

to play

diablo beta

dont snitch

[keen lintel]

snitching rn

[mortal pendant]

[umbral whale]

Inb4 they see you on bnet

[mortal pendant]

invis

[umbral whale]

[mortal pendant]

mode

goe

[keen lintel]

offline mode exists

[mortal pendant]

brr

[glass trail]

[umbral whale]

Inb4 your raidleader does the same

And catches you in game

[mortal pendant]

[keen lintel]

then its win win

u both can play diablo

[undone bone]

if you go invisible he cant catch you

[glass trail]

Fairs but boring paperwork stuff by the sound of it

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/drax-i-am-sure-invisible-gif-20449300

[undone bone]

yea like me some days im just checking files for some hours

then maybe 1 or 2 bonobo calls

[umbral whale]

Sometimes yeah

[glass trail]

I get why you rage at league now

[past lagoon]

Dont skip wow for d4 hataro said it gonna be bad

[umbral whale]

[stoic folio]

Man all the cooked arguments to be told "no you're wrong" make so much more sense now

[umbral whale]

????

[torn mural]

[past lagoon]

I trust your game critiques hataro

I refunded dablo 40

[umbral whale]

Well you should but I never said d4 is bad

[glass trail]

[undone bone]

i bough 4 collertor's editions to scalp them

working overtime

[glass trail]

mfw trying to find a similar emote without using r word

[past lagoon]

Ranked

[spare drift]

its going to be the best game of our lifetimes

[undone bone]

this one works

[past lagoon]

Top cope

[glass trail]

reague of regends

[spare drift]

anyone who thinks that is delusional

[undone bone]

LOG IN LEAGUE

[past lagoon]

Top cope by g.rizzled

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[glass trail]

Check mate I'm already logged in

[undone bone]

LOG ON STARCRAFT 2

[sinful terrace]

[undone bone]

time to play some space invaders RPG

[shell sparrow]

[past lagoon]

D4 lost ark and diablo child

[umbral whale]

The actual video that said that

[undone bone]

how is diablo immortal doin

[torn mural]

[umbral whale]

Quin MALDING

[past lagoon]

Hopefullly diablo immortal is either dying or dead

Because that shit should have been not legal to push out

[glass trail]

Only 12 instnat feedbacks in 24hrs when I logged on alt acc

[soft pendant]

I just bought three more to spite @umbral whale

[shell sparrow]

Are you doing good, friend?

[spare drift]

omega cringe video

[undone bone]

nope it made 200 million this month

[glass trail]

[past lagoon]

Diablo immortal actual tumor

[umbral whale]

Why am I a target of a disinformation campaign

I AM EXCITED FOR D4

[soft pendant]

You literally said it was gonna be bad

[undone bone]

yea at least my goddess in nikke have cool assets

[soft pendant]

That’s why

[umbral whale]

That's a lie I never said that

[torn mural]

currently on a quest to be Elden Lord, again
having a blast while my life is a big wildfire

[umbral whale]

You're imagining things

[undone bone]

roll

[soft pendant]

[umbral whale]

You're not yourself jake

[shell sparrow]

So, frenzied flame ending?)

[umbral whale]

Go to sleep you'll think more clearly in the morning

[spare drift]

ayy lmao, wanted to start last epoch, started up lost ark

[torn mural]

could be but nah

[soft pendant]

I was okaying dadsen we are two peas in a pod (unemployed)

[torn mural]

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758296682659184640/906472336142774302/coc-1.gif

[shell sparrow]

You don’t wanna feed poor blind girl “grapes”?)

[torn mural]

lmao I already did tbh but I wont do this ending, at least not on this run

[edgy lion]

give me a bit

[shell sparrow]

I have a high likelihood of joining your club

[edgy lion]

we all predicting unemployment

[soft pendant]

Meetings are on Fridays

Bring coffee

[shell sparrow]

Wdym predicting

[edgy lion]

[ashen ravine]

pizza party friday

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992634897493672067/1018985217261846548/Illustration.gif

[shell sparrow]

How does pizza for unemployed look like?

Uncooked?

[elder patrol]

margherita

[edgy lion]

how far you willing to go

for it

if your willing to become someones butler you may have pizza in your future

[soft pendant]

@umbral whale

#off-topic message

[umbral whale]

That wasnt me

[undone bone]

embeded

[umbral whale]

That was someone else

[soft pendant]

#wow-general message

[umbral whale]

You're imagining things

[keen lintel]

sorry can you please stop linking messages it makes it harder to gaslight

[soft pendant]

I was born to be a hater

[undone bone]

detective jake

[umbral whale]

I dont think he gets the joke that I am gaslighting him

[soft pendant]

Well now i do

[umbral whale]

But mf did you actually pull up a comment from 2020 hataro

[soft pendant]

Fuck u

[fast tree]

https://twitter.com/GuiltyasFeral/status/1633952690865618946?t=nd5xHmeN6oEQS-nQr5JabA&s=19

The Jungle Book (@GuiltyasFeral)

can we all make a pact to not listen TO ANY BOOMKIN PLAYERS ABOUT THE IMPACT THE CHANGES HAVE. NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY THEY WILL BE MASSIVE BUFFS.

this is a reminder that boomkins SHOULD RECEIVE SIGNIFICANT NERFS, if boomkins tell you these changes are a nerf THEY ARE LYING

Twitter · Mar 9, 2023, 10:07 PM

[umbral whale]

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2019/01/18/8dcfe9a37082da18.mp4

[undone bone]

gotta love the chickens

[umbral whale]

You can't take 2020 hataro seriously

That dude was on some shit

[clever sleet]

2020 was unnecessary there, king

[soft pendant]

[keen lintel]

he just like 2023 hataro fr fr

[raw python]

!pf

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[hollow raven]

Kakryu - PokéFusion:

#14 - Kakuna

#120 - Staryu

[umbral whale]

No like go back and look at my messages in wow gen

They were some wild

[shell sparrow]

We have enough cringe from you here presently

[keen lintel]

what the fuck is up with iron wire? a 6 second silence??? not even on gcd, no cast time, just baked into your main damage ability. seriously, rogue balancing is just ridiculous. Not only that but it works in AOE too? you know locks have to actually cast shadowfury for a 2 second stop? you get literally triple that for free

[umbral whale]

What was my last hot take

Lorentz

what the fuck is up with iron wire? a 6 second silence??? not even on gcd, no cast time, just baked into your main damage ability. seriously, rogue balancing is just ridiculous. Not only that but it works in AOE too? you know locks have to actually cast shadowfury for a 2 second stop? you get literally triple that for free

[shell sparrow]

Do you honestly expect me to take notes about your messages?

Gotta be joking

[umbral whale]

If you're gonna make a comment

You gotta back it up

Jake at least researched his opinion

[soft pendant]

Dear diary: today hataro was really on one.

[shell sparrow]

I mean you are being cringe right now

What more backing does one need

[soft pendant]

If OT had a diary I wonder who’d it be about mostly

[stoic folio]

would be more energy efficient if we say that when he's not being cringe

[umbral whale]

I'm literally not doing or saying anything

Anyways

Keep your dumbass comments to yourself

@soft pendant I'm not preordering but I'm excited for d4

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/Fleks27/status/1635989684990910466?t=JuEhriRL-T0La3Bhn0dxJg&s=19

Flêks (@Fleks27)

The tier and testing is approaching so once again the time has come when warlocks and boomkins will try and claim their specs are unplayable and are in need of major buffs.

Stand strong and do not fall for it, thanks for your attention.

Likes

253

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:01 PM

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

can we add

hunter to that list?

[undone bone]

and sp

[umbral whale]

Well I mean

The whole community is up in arms rn

[peak solar]

ranged scum

[raw python]

tettles prematurely popping ult :classic:

[soft pendant]

Everything I’ve learned about Tettle Tettleton I have learned against my will

[worldly hearth]

passive damage to a passive in 4set. chickens

[hot crystal]

n

[shell sparrow]

@gaunt cipher @modest lion @pulsar trail @steel snow

[modest lion]

[gaunt cipher]

[pulsar trail]

[wheat onyx]

PMFAO

[brazen eagle]

already a "balance druid is ded" video?

[umbral whale]

warrior is so fucking dead

I can't believe they're FORCING me to play slam

warlock is so dead I can't believe they're FORCING me to use a pet

[ruby wagon]

god everyday i am so happy i onsight mute every wow twitter acc i come across

[wheat onyx]

Wth

U muted me??

[clever sleet]

Amen

[ruby wagon]

i dont think ive come across you

so no lol

[undone bone]

guy just has the good takes

[clever sleet]

I hate a world where I’m not thunder clapping ST

[undone bone]

the ones we are too lazy to say

[remote surge]

muted jak?

[undone bone]

thunder clap should cost 100 fury

[remote surge]

[undone bone]

big clapper

[shell sparrow]

Instead it costs soul shards

[undone bone]

and energy

[waxen latch]

arms warrior without using IP for dmg destroys the F L O W

[undone bone]

all the healing logs RUINED

[hot crystal]

Tbh goop is like the least delusional moonkin

Still worse than any other class besides warlock but

[edgy lion]

im free of work tonight more then likely

woooo

that or ill be on the news in a 4 car pile up

[undone bone]

pog

famous

[edgy lion]

already got on national televison

dont need the fam

[undone bone]

only time i was close to be on the news was when someone get sliced in 3 in a train

[ruby wagon]

chances are if theyre not a big account i havent come across them lol

[undone bone]

nice i dodgen lauren's bullet

[ruby wagon]

the algo doesnt recommend me wow stuff anymore

[undone bone]

time to send videos of my cats

[ruby wagon]

(based)

[clever sleet]

Bless

[ruby wagon]

hmmge

[steel snow]

https://tenor.com/bElBi.gif

[ruby wagon]

good thing cats are all ugly lol

(to prove me wrong post pics of cute cats)

[waxen latch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/451631560827994112/1084897907494354994/cuter_cat_story.gif

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-meme-react-funny-minion-memes-gif-25019873

[waxen latch]

jake is a facebook mom confirmed

[umbral whale]

@edgy lionI genuinely think riot hires the literally stupidest people on planet earth they can find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENc6TxNM_38

their responses in this video legitimately kills my brain

[sinful terrace]

Damn all 4 cars in newfoundland in one accident, rip

[umbral whale]

they won't add VC to league because "people of color and women might get discriminated against"

which sounds noble on the surface till you realize, THEIR OWN IP VALORANT HAS VOICECHAT

dota the main "competitor" has voice chat lmao

[hasty nova]

Yeah but Dota is from the dark ages

[umbral whale]

mize

their

own

gmae

has voice chat

[worldly hearth]

true

[umbral whale]

but league cant' have voice chat

[undone bone]

wonder if it embeds

[umbral whale]

because reasons

lmfao

[undone bone]

oh it does neat

[worldly hearth]

imagine a game has turn rate

[umbral whale]

lmfao

[undone bone]

i mean fatter people turn slower

fax

[keen lintel]

"yo u sound black"

[hasty nova]

I'd also argue that CS:GO/valo are probably more toxic

Especially because way more normies play valo than something psychotic like Dota

[umbral whale]

I mean this happens and so does harassment of women in alot of games

[worldly hearth]

archaic as fuck. who likes "lagging" every time you turn

[umbral whale]

but nearly every single game has voicechat and mute

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

league would be lit with voicechat

kids would learn all the swear words of diff languages

[umbral whale]

but riot is literally saying they can't in league because women and POC will get harassed and people will be harassed if you mute lmfao

like

they're literally the most

stupid

fucking brain damaged

[hasty nova]

I just think that they literally cannot add it to league

[umbral whale]

mentally deranged

[waxen latch]

they dont add it because they know that then they actually had to moderate it for once

instead of doing nothing like they do rn

[umbral whale]

waste of space

[keen lintel]

motha fahk come mid gank lane

[umbral whale]

in human history

[umbral whale]

in NA it's in spanish

getting cursed at

PUTA MADRE MID

[keen lintel]

i cant wait to be told nmsl go sky

[umbral whale]

VALORANT LITERALLY HAS IT ALREADY

LMFAO

it's automated just like their text chat is

the monitoring of it

I shouldn't shit on the devs

[hasty nova]

[umbral whale]

because some apebrain dickwad executive is probably sitting somewher esaying they "can't afford it"

or there's not enough financial reason to add it

[hasty nova]

Do you really want them touching the league client?

I feel like at this point they just leave it alone and hope things don't implode

[umbral whale]

fair point

[raw python]

i mean

[umbral whale]

that's more of a counter point than any of the stupid shit they're saying

[raw python]

the client is already a lost cause

so they can do w/e to it

[hasty nova]

Yeah I think that's just them trying to be diplomatic and not honest

[umbral whale]

p much

because they're literally out of excuses

just stop responding to it

[hasty nova]

Whereas I would just say that I don't think you can make it work

It's a super old client and would require a tremendous amount of work to get functioning

Regardless of how true that might be

[umbral whale]

they're literally lyingh

like they have this technology already lmfao

[hasty nova]

In a world...

[umbral whale]

just fucking come out and say

"look the executives won't pay for it because it might brick the client and there isn't enough of a financial incentive to do it"

they're private company

who is going to give a fuck

[hasty nova]

It's important to never throw anyone under the bus

[umbral whale]

be better than this

I'm aware mize

I don't throw people under the bus either

[modest lion]

ofc not

if you wanna kill someone

[hasty nova]

Even when I said earlier is two pointed

[modest lion]

you gotta throw them in front of the bus

[hasty nova]

Two pointed

Phone, not the number two

[brazen eagle]

what is the context

[umbral whale]

valorant exists

they literally have auto moderated VC in their own IP

[brazen eagle]

the reason they hessitate to use it is false positives and cost

[umbral whale]

mostly cost I agree with that ye

but they're just outright lying about it

[hasty nova]

Is there even any appealing that shit?

[brazen eagle]

no

[umbral whale]

for bans?

no

[hasty nova]

Lol

What a fucking insane system

[umbral whale]

don't be toxic

[hasty nova]

Motherfucker it's about false positives it's got nothing to do with being toxic dumbass

[brazen eagle]

you can iirc appeal most bans

[hasty nova]

If you can appeal it then whatever, that's still extraordinarily obnoxious but, at least you can appeal it

[umbral whale]

you're clearly toxic

2 week vacation for you

[hasty nova]

Yeah well at least it's obvious that I was being toxic

[umbral whale]

[brazen eagle]

but no other company is using any voice chat auto ban software

[hasty nova]

Rainbow six siege?

[umbral whale]

siege

overwatch

[brazen eagle]

they do, interessting

[hasty nova]

Is extremely stupid either way

[umbral whale]

anyways I really hate their reasoning but it is what it is

they're not going to pay for it so

[hasty nova]

Yuh

The costs are also difficult to extrapolate

I assume valorant and league are available in the same countries?

Because I would really hate for like every Welsh person to just be banned at all times

[tawny coral]

i want covid when diablo comes out so bad

ima take a week off i HAVE TI

TO

[umbral whale]

that im not sure

[undone bone]

time to commit feet in the oven

[tawny coral]

i want 2023 covid #fake not the real 2020 one

[torn mural]

[undone bone]

waitin

[soft pendant]

[torn mural]

me when the doobie hits

[torn mural]

[swift imp]

Would be so sick if you made these in paint @remote surge

[calm elbow]

[umbral whale]

@pulsar trailhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/11s1sp6/pov_its_1998_and_you_just_got_home_from_school/ this you?

[dusty scarab]

@tropic skiff D-do you wanna go to KFC with me to get a Double Down? On me of course.

[torn mural]

dont forget the cum jacket

[dusty scarab]

[umbral whale]

!8 preorder d4 for beta?

[hollow raven]

maybe?!

[tropic skiff]

sure when

[swift imp]

!8 pre order d4?

[hollow raven]

maybe?!

[swift imp]

Hmm

[tropic skiff]

gotta come DRIPPED UP

[dusty scarab]

10p sharp behind the dumpster

[torn mural]

[dusty scarab]

Dadsen you can come too

[torn mural]

[dusty scarab]

[scenic blaze]

[clever sleet]

[torn mural]

@elder patrol sea creature diet angle here

[torn mural]

[umbral whale]

this world is doomed

[soft pendant]

@pulsar trail bro I gotta leak these DMs you were bein real sus

[umbral whale]

don't snitch

[pulsar trail]

ok

[soft pendant]

Fine I see how it is

[dusty scarab]

Oxi you’re talking to another man?

[pulsar trail]

ok

[dusty scarab]

[pulsar trail]

sorry

long day

[dusty scarab]

I understand

It’s ok

[pulsar trail]

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

I just need a vacation man

how about eastern ohio

I hear the water's nice

[dusty scarab]

When are we going on a trip to East Palestine?

Yeah true

[modest lion]

vacation from jake?

[dusty scarab]

Same brainwave

[pulsar trail]

no vacation from everything

just like 2-3 days

in a dif city or country

just eating good food

meeting new people

[modest lion]

hmye

[pulsar trail]

problem is, shit weather this weekend

[edgy lion]

sounds like a good trip to the artic circle is what you need

[modest lion]

friend of mine used to fly to different cities over a weekend

[pulsar trail]

and this is the last weekend before ramadan

[dusty scarab]

Oxi we could go to Flint first and then compare the water

[pulsar trail]

sadly, probably less toxic

[soft pendant]

[pulsar trail]

Jake is a good dude

no bully

[modest lion]

true

[edgy lion]

"good"

[modest lion]

you know that i only bully people i actually like

[pulsar trail]

true

[edgy lion]

someone get all the messages of jake saying fuck off

[soft pendant]

I wish I lived in the EU so badly

[modest lion]

and stupid people

[dusty scarab]

Seli bullies me all the time

But that’s cause I’m the latter

[edgy lion]

What one is hataro

[dusty scarab]

[pulsar trail]

man if you're stupid and seli loves you

done for

[edgy lion]

just gota check

[modest lion]

yeah like

can easily get a round trip to some of the major EU cities for sub 100€

[dusty scarab]

Hataro is more fried than the KFC Double Down mate

[edgy lion]

[pulsar trail]

I could do the same here probably

round trips for like $150-$200

but like

what the fuck am I going to do in charlotte

[humble rivet]

wait this isnt felhammer

[edgy lion]

[dusty scarab]

[pulsar trail]

too late, it's immortalized in the mod-log channel

[modest lion]

someone named charlotte?

[pulsar trail]

no that'd be more interesting than going to the south

[humble rivet]

it never happened

ss can be doctored

[dusty scarab]

It’s me. I’m Charlotte.

[edgy lion]

yes it did and we will use it against you for the rest of time

[umbral whale]

bro leave my name out your fuckin mouth

[dusty scarab]

[pulsar trail]

📸

[edgy lion]

Caught in 4k

[dusty scarab]

guys

[umbral whale]

@humble rivetexplain your doings in OT

[edgy lion]

[dusty scarab]

Wait wait wait I gotta find the really good one

[pulsar trail]

why are the newfies ganging up on fere

[dusty scarab]

Oxi do I drop a nuke on Guy?

[edgy lion]

im not

[dusty scarab]

[humble rivet]

lies

[humble rivet]

photoshop

[dusty scarab]

I have the REALLY good one

[pulsar trail]

why am I being involved

[umbral whale]

they're ganging up on me

[humble rivet]

i plead the 5th

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/house-of-the-dragon-otto-hightower-are-you-mad-rhys-ifans-gif-26603854

[edgy lion]

i mean....... you would be the guy with the inside info

[pulsar trail]

listen man

I aint trying to get pulled into internet drama

I'm too old and cranky for that shit

[dusty scarab]

@wheat onyx Care to explain what you were doing that night back in 2019?

[pulsar trail]

oh

that screenshot lol

[humble rivet]

photoshop

[edgy lion]

[humble rivet]

obviously

tettles would never say that :)

[umbral whale]

this is defamation

WAIT

LMFAO

[pulsar trail]

why am I being repeatedly tagged

[umbral whale]

@pulsar trail ok there we go

[pulsar trail]

when did I become so popular

[umbral whale]

sue him

[edgy lion]

because your cool oxi

like

we already talked about this

[pulsar trail]

well I'm quitting wow when rasz is dead

[edgy lion]

its not new lore

[umbral whale]

in this case we need legal action taking on Fere

[edgy lion]

i quit and i have not even killed her

[pulsar trail]

gonna have to find a new orange to harass

[dusty scarab]

Oxi is my lawyer

[pulsar trail]

I didn't pull this boss 280 times to not kill it

[umbral whale]

you will still be harassed because you will still be orange

[soft pendant]

Can we please cool it with the deleted message screenshots

[edgy lion]

oxi thinking he needs to be playing wow for us to harass

[edgy lion]

[dusty scarab]

N

[soft pendant]

Good one

[dusty scarab]

not the same

[umbral whale]

@edgy lionmake it not snow tonight

[soft pendant]

Sometimes I’ll delete messages just so oranges see them

[edgy lion]

What the fuck

I saw that

[soft pendant]

I imagine one of them seeing something and just being like “yo wtf man”

But they can’t do anything. It’s already deleted

[edgy lion]

i mean

power abuse is 1/3 of the mod agenda

[umbral whale]

wonder if there is anything good on steam sale tomorrow

[dusty scarab]

Furry Hitler is on sale

I think

You’d love it

[edgy lion]

what about sex with hitler

i remember that beign a game

[modest lion]

can we nominate one?

[edgy lion]

you

[dusty scarab]

Ramlu for shitposting SB

[modest lion]

also, why do you think youll stop being orange when you quit wow

zine still has it

[edgy lion]

true

[dusty scarab]

Zine still plays

Casually

[modest lion]

after not playing for years

[dusty scarab]

Yeah

Well he’s still better than Fuu so

[umbral whale]

what

[soft pendant]

Rude!!

[undone bone]

nani

[umbral whale]

Fuu is an angel

[edgy lion]

🤝

[soft pendant]

Fuu is a top 50 sub rogue he just refuses to raid at that level because he prefers to have fun with his partner in life

You could never 💅

[umbral whale]

[edgy lion]

imagine not sacraficing your life for gaming potental.

[dusty scarab]

Fuu planked on Eranog and does negative damage

[sinful terrace]

[umbral whale]

Fer what did Fuu do to you

why all this negativity

[sinful terrace]

HUH

[umbral whale]

whatever

[edgy lion]

Hataro imagining people right now

god dam

[umbral whale]

you're both pink I can't tell who is who

[dusty scarab]

Bringing in Zempai

[unreal quiver]

@cyan oxide imagine immo aura ticking on adds on kurog and just getting pounded

[edgy lion]

lay off the crack rocks

[dusty scarab]

Bro huh?

[sinful terrace]

How is Fer Zempai now lmao

[dusty scarab]

Zempai is a Defias now

[surreal dagger]

why are we picking on Fuu?

[cyan oxide]

what about it

[umbral whale]

oh true

[edgy lion]

kind of

[unreal quiver]

im deadge

[dusty scarab]

Also I could never compare to the clicking overlord

[cyan oxide]

@brazen eagle add "quit wow" as a 1/1000 chance on !newmain ?

[edgy lion]

YES

[dusty scarab]

Zempai the clicking machine

[warped wedge]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Ryler was lucky 7 times.

[waxen latch]

YES

[edgy lion]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Sir_bearington was lucky 5 times.

[cyan oxide]

[waxen latch]

!mr

[hollow raven]

See you in 30 minutes .

[surreal dagger]

has more CEs than you still

[dusty scarab]

Yeah I respect the hustle

I didn’t diss Zempai

[edgy lion]

🔥

[dusty scarab]

[tame swan]

imagine not having your one ce be on reclear of a trial you failed

y'all wish you could be like me

[edgy lion]

i do have that though

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/meteorq8-snake-gif-26200505

[edgy lion]

[soft pendant]

THIS MF STILL CLICKS SHADOWBLADES BTW

[dusty scarab]

I know dog

[edgy lion]

its how i got nyalotha CE

[dusty scarab]

What a beast

[tame swan]

🤝

[soft pendant]

Why’d you fail tho

[tame swan]

i burned out and raidlogged during my trial and sucked lots

[soft pendant]

Maya <rizz>

[edgy lion]

calling my off tank a Terrorist

[tame swan]

Maya <norizz>

[undone bone]

hmm

[brazen eagle]

could do that

[wheat onyx]

Coming up with a good joke

[brazen eagle]

but in raid right now

[dusty scarab]

Understandable

[modest lion]

okay idk what i wanted to write

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Seliathan was lucky 10 times.

[edgy lion]

xd

you had the first bit at least

[dusty scarab]

!mr

[hollow raven]

See you in 30 minutes .

[soft pendant]

Insert flower trial era joke

[edgy lion]

btfoed

[tame swan]

!mr lmao

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! mayaaaaa was lucky 3 times.

[cyan oxide]

!mr permanent

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Minalba was lucky 1 times.

[cyan oxide]

fuck

[clever sleet]

!mr real

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! MakeitQuake was lucky 5 times.

[clever sleet]

Fuck

[tame swan]

[sinful terrace]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Doztson was lucky 11 times.

[edgy lion]

!8 will i die on the highway today?

[hollow raven]

ask again later.

[edgy lion]

[tropic skiff]

real

same shit happened to me

keep ur head up

[tame swan]

i will king

[edgy lion]

or do what i did and just give up and become a league potato

[tame swan]

yea i just stopped raiding lmao and then my old guild asked if i wanted to come back at the start of df

[cyan oxide]

!8 hop on trt?

[hollow raven]

NO!!!

[cyan oxide]

fuck you

[tame swan]

!8 hop on this pantsgrab

[hollow raven]

maybe?!

[edgy lion]

!8 payday 2?

[hollow raven]

NO!!!

[edgy lion]

[clever sleet]

?

[tame swan]

whats confusing

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

All of it

[spare drift]

poggers wand but why are all the suffixes on weapons literal trash

[edgy lion]

what game is that

?

[cyan oxide]

last epoch

[edgy lion]

whats dat

?

[cyan oxide]

arpg

[spare drift]

a game

[edgy lion]

a game xd

ill right i see how its going to be

at least minalba will awnser my question

[humble rivet]

guy porange arc

also ill missu

[modest lion]

theyre not tho

[cyan oxide]

does that mean quitting discord too or what

because the oranges dont play the game right

[hot crystal]

[edgy lion]

if oxi leaves lore = ruined

[unreal quiver]

[spare drift]

just some qol shit

[clever sleet]

Yeah but which orange will harass me?

[spare drift]

no damage 😢

[edgy lion]

you still got ronkles

[clever sleet]

The least mean orange name? Okay pal

[cyan oxide]

@daring mauve bully me

[edgy lion]

"least mean orange name?" the fuck you mean

[daring mauve]

not in a mood

[umbral whale]

[keen lintel]

going to open a RH patreon fund to send oxi chocolate hommus until he comes back

[modest lion]

slow and chill are

[umbral whale]

you're a demon

[modest lion]

really good

[umbral whale]

lmao

[sinful terrace]

If you want to be harassed just ping shiennar, but don't be surprised to get muted

[edgy lion]

Xd

new challenge

[torn mural]

yeh go ahead, ping Shiennar

[spare drift]

I dont have any more damage over time shards so im waiting to chaos the suffixes

[modest lion]

chill is 36% less move/attack/cast speed

[edgy lion]

nah im uhh alergic to the challenge i think ill just watch

[clever sleet]

I only dm shiennar some sus memes

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[hot crystal]

@clever sleet going orange or what?

Gonna need some new blood

[edgy lion]

quake orange? i will not last a week

[clever sleet]

[edgy lion]

how about no

[keen lintel]

def not quake orange

id get banned so fast

[hot crystal]

Brethren?

[clever sleet]

Mfs really some rats from Star Wars talking about lasting a week.
Dog you didn’t even last the whole movie

Also idk why people think I’m a ban happy gamer. I just 1984 posts that are too sus. I don’t even warn

[edgy lion]

WHAT THE FUCK

XD

[hot crystal]

I would last the whole skywalker saga

[edgy lion]

What you mean some rats from starwars? XD

im a fish bird

[keen lintel]

i think starwars is a movie