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!newmain
New main: Beast Mastery Hunter.
@gaunt cipher
not nova
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.

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even the dead ones?


I'm sure the employ a metric shit ton of absolutely wonderful people.
and the c-suite freaks

!pf muk kum

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@gaunt cipher didn’t even react to cool math problem..
coz i noticed 1st ping 1st
and i started watching


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but also i solved sth similar
iirc
there is pattern because elements cancel each other and only the most left and most right elements will be left out
sth along thosel ines
i started writing it on a piece of paper
i remember doing something similar just not with sqrts
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.


!newmain
New main: Shadow Priest.
!newmain
New main: Fury Warrior.
@daring mauve 
I have no idea what to do on woryor
Press whichever button lights up first

Spam rampage always and constantly and then press execute

And if you can’t do that press onslaught and if you can’t do that raging blow bt ww
It is very easy
But it’s fun
and then after 3 or 4 dungeons you'll be like Ronkles and say
"my finger hurts pressing rampage so much"


That did happen

I just randomly had a massive pain in my finger

doctor's order : go play evelyn in 20 urf games
to make that finger stronger

!vibecheck Saturday overtime
183: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!vibecheck bedge time
413: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibe
8: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 

@fringe tendon https://twitter.com/tamphopho/status/1630674442132107264?s=46&t=VFulBHed53HAEJek0K2w9g
Apparently this isn’t normal ? 
Why are there so many lines wth
!vibe
351: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
Holy shit this just explained so much to me
I always wondered why official documents in Lebanon were on paper like that 
The french are not normal
I saw that aswell lol
got confused
always hated this paper type aswell
so ugly
Man, the more you know
I had no clue there was something else 
I learned something new the first 15 minutes being awake; todays gonna be a good day 
I grew up in North Africa we used this all my life lol
I gotchu boo
MEANS THE rest will be horrible
Hey man cmon
It always confused tf out of me when people would bring me official paperwork on that paper
Let’s wish Oxi a great day
I was like why is this a thing 
Okay maybe not on official paper
i am in hell no

And now it makes perfect sense
But at school i always used that
Listen man it’s Lebanon
Okay sorry
That’s the best you’re gonna get

Tbf i don’t north africans are better but yeah
I think it’s cool
Apparently
no this paper is horrible to look at
I mean I just thought it was an everyone thing
Yeah
My parents told me it works better to accommodate dif writing styles, works super well with Arabic tbh
So it’s french
I swear they make us use it so that we hate writting
easier to write clean on tho
Nice baguette Zac
Wait
True
Wtf
it's easy for us to learn how to write letters on it too
Yes
idk cant see my letters between all these lines
Les belles boucles oui oui

It may not be the cleanest looking paper but I think the benefits outweigh its aesthetic clutter
wait you're french too? 
everyone is french
No 
North African, so close enough
oh
imagine not being french 

Wtf 3 pings to wake up at 5 am

Holy shit you just said the most offensive thing you can tell a north african 
we taking #wow-general by storm
yo daps you good ?
Hello fellow habibi of French colonization

Yes sir
My parents both speak fluent French
welcome to la mère patrie homies
same
u mean we could have talked french to each other ? 
same
Me? I grew up in America
Unlucky
Best I can do is say hello my name is Adam and “yes”
u speak arabic tho don't you? learned from your parents
your name is adam?
Ya my first spoken language was Arabic, didn’t learn English until I was 4
probably says adam with an english accent
Ayo ? 

I mean it’s not only a french name
I know it's not
what
My dad can also speak German 
Checkmate

He speaks Arabic, French, German and English 
Lmaooooo
Bro 3 of these are hard af
oxi real question
His brother used to go to Germany and buy cars and drive them to Beirut and sell them apparently
Then there’s english 
And my dad went with him
when you were a kid would your parents speak french to each other so you couldn't understand
my parents did that with english

My parents did that too
my mom still does that
my tip was when I heard "Maxime" being called
then I'd peepo fucking run
When my mum started speaking russian I know something is fucked
i got yelled at in Swedish this morning
I got to hear my older brother being called “Danielle” and then I’d make fun of him and he’d lock me in the closet
Hahaha
my parents don't speak good enough german to do that, and I understand some german
was that your version of hearing your full name
no nickname no nothing
No that meant something was happening with my dad's side of the family
And that's 
Kinda sucks I was born and raised in the US tbh, I feel like I lost a lot of cultural growth

But my parents met here, I wouldn’t exist otherwise
you still got a culture wdym
You still got this 
If I grew up in the motherland I’d be fluent in 3 languages
I can teach you Russian, no worries
I can’t really read Arabic fluently and I can’t write in it
very easy language

I met an Egyptian dude once and we were both confused as fuck 
My mum spoke 4 and taught me none of them
Couldn’t communicate
it's called the Séyès grid paper system, who was french
Until you get to the cases lmao
we had similar things in class, 2 weeks exchange in germany to practice german
I’d love to learn Russian
actually a very nice paper to write on
It’s a cool language
talk in english with the kids there
Same actually

dunno what you mean
how you doing homie ?
Yeah but i just thought it was a default worldwide thing idk 
you settling in armenia or still planning to move ?
my mom usually just calls me Jae, but when i here the Jae Young-(ah) i know i done fucked up
It's similar to Latin and German
Wait you think English is an easy language to learn??
When I was a kid one of my goals was to become conversational in multiple languages
Nominative vocative etc.
yes sir
It’s legit the most scuffed language
Kpop name igy
nah it's only for french language, just like AZERTY keyboard are now
No, I don’t think he meant easy to learn
like those videos of people "conversing" in like 20 languages when they just keep saying the same sentence in 20 different languages

I'd like those 5 mins of my life back
I think he meant it’s not a complex language compared to German, French or Arabic
I am waiting for work situation to become more stable to be able to plan around it
it's so easy

hope you're liking it fine there
gets worse my family name is Park

I mean English is far more easier to learn than French, German and more
Yeah I’m glad I never had the motivation to try it otherwise I probably woulda been one of those assholes on YouTube
idk i had to learn arabic and french growing up. English is super easy compared to that

English is easy because you don't have to learn a significant amount to be understood
oh yeah
You can fuck up 80% of the grammar rules and be completely fine
Yeah french is for sure easier than English
English has grammar rules?
??
mfer about to be the main character of "I reincarnated as a max level hero in this totally not same isekai-esque word"

French actually has rules
that's one of the easy to spot problems people make
English doesn’t follow any rules
It has tons lmao
not converting to proper case
What is difficult about French
no man Im sorry but agree to disagree 
main rule is : you need to have le sex with ronkles
That is easy in English
Genders
genders for one
english is way more easier
What daps said
and verbs
And the past perfect and imperfect and all that bullshit
tenses
Hate all of it
french has like 10 or something
I am pretty good country
tbf you use 2 of them
same as english
nice people. cheap food
Also some verbs use être and some use avoir
Okay fair I guess I’m out voted mb
abomination level croissants but one can't have it all
I’d like to visit that park if you know what I mean

And some verbs are movement verbs except the verb to move which isn't so it's a different rule
Danish language is so fucked, we have rules, but we ignore them 90% of the time
Fuckin hate french
I honestly think one of the hardest things is that they tend to string words together when spoken so it gets a bit confusing when a word ends and the next one begins when its not the basic words
coming in through which door homie ? so I take the other one
So danish is the English of Germanic languages?
I dunno about other languages, French looks like hard one
Yeah but I'm sure non natives hate that too
I'll give you a hardon
I have no problem reading french but listening is fucking hard man
but Chinese, Japanese look even worse
French is just what is taught to us in school
or Korean
Yea SEA languages are some of the hardest languages to learn
Chinese is chill
We’re always told it’s like the easiest European language
I certainly wouldn't want anyone to learn Russian
Actually one of the easier languages I've studied
yeh its like we have rules, but exceptions to all of them, and they are all very poorly explained most of it is just "its like this because it is"
tbf I have no idea about tenses in english at all, even back when I was studying them, I just say the sentence in my head and find what sounds best
really ? where are you from?
You just have to memorise a fuckload
Ireland
Okay so just like English

That's why English is kinda GOATed
you are madman bro, don't do it
Cause you can easily get away with stuff like that
huh that's funny
I mean I was forced to learn English
Russian is fun to learn

English is international
I big recommend
A cousin of mine moved to Russia to become a medical doctor
well Russian is quite widespread in internet as well
Look at danish
you grow a beard and start speaking russian at airports you get a free prostate exam every flight homie
Zwei und neunzig
what

i dont even get that
I have heard only one person on yt pronouncing words properly

out of like 30
was i right 
or well rather
that most stuff cancels out
Quatre vingt douze
or at the very least not make a lot of mistakes
4 20s + 12
Fucking shit language why do I know this
4 20 10 + 7

Man fuck youtube
I found my own tutor
the language of romance
well yes but how you do it
oui
Me when dating a white girl who’s trying to learn Arabic
The grammar is all over the place
"quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" 
bitches be swooning
Quatre-vingt-douze*
i multiply uhm

wait i dont remember english words for that
English keyboard bro on mobile
denominator i think
Quatre-vingt-deez nuts

I ain't putting in that much effort
and i use the (a+b)(a-b)
i studied arabic for fucking 16 years and i was still terrible at it. it's so bad
Yeah it’s hard as fuck
to get rid of squares from denominator
it's actually insane
92 in danish is
to og halvfems
Took me forever to learn 11-20 
Danish should just speak Swedish
no
got to google translate and type 77 and make it say it
but they arent in same denominator
What is it?
i dont want that
Hahahaha
like you always need to have same denominator to subtract in the numerator
or w/e the stuff above line is in english
Oh no we're onto maths now cba
so for example 1st element is (2 - sqrt(2))/2 while 2nd one is (3sqrt(2) -2sqrt(3)/6
I’ll explain when I get on a computer
so if you wanna add these 2 elements you need to mutliply 1st one by 3/3
and thats why 3sqrt(2) part will cancel out for both elements
and next one would have even higher dividers
Take your time 
and then for next one the sqrt(3) part will be gone and so on
yes
you will go as high as idk sth along 9000 in denominator
so what's the answer then ))
what even is the problem lorentz
i dont
So he crowdsources
you want to put it all as 1 fraction ?
Also dialect influences it a lot
i solved similar equations/series whatever you'd call these
because its telescope equation
simplify pretty much
or w/e its called in english
WHY DOES 11-19 NOT FOLLOW THE REST OF THE RULES?
don't touch Russian bro, it's full of exceptions
think one of the reasons i never actually god good at it is because we just never used it and spoke in dialects
here is the rule. and here is 7 words that break said rule
I get bullied by other Arabs for speaking a “feminine” version of Arabic 

1-99sqrt(100) is answer most likely
or wait hold
might be 1 - (99sqrt(100)/(100^2*99 - 99^2 * 100) ) 
Sebe, Sebe..

holy it doesnt want to
you are on the right track but complicate it a bit
well its one for sure
the 1st element is for sure right
because it just keeps on going up and up
and you multiply it to common denominator over and over
so that 1 is 100% there
GM OT!

@sweet owl you ever try to figure out Yemeni? 
A bunch of my immigration clients are Yemeni
now its personal 
And I’m always so confused
Good*** lol
Oh
The weather out there looks like absolute shit
500k with no power near Great Lakes
Wya oxi?
@shell sparrow do I need to remember the formula for the sum of the n first elements of a series ? :(
no
no i don't know what that is about at all
They apparently speak the purest form of Arabic at 80000000 miles per hour
oh god
@swift imp to answer your question this was yesterday evening
Missed me completely 
Other dialects sound angry at tho
yeah somehow
oh no
I want to leaen arabic

dj khaled
Hell yeah give me some of that...
no that was the palestinians
yes but worse ?
I see

algerians winning out of principal
@sweet owl bro these mfers made a song where they sampled abdel kader and called it maghreb gang


I'm so uncultured
hey man cmon
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idk who the fuck farid bang is
idk what this man is speaking
apparently he's german
man cheb khaled is so dumb
STOP IT MAN
he sings super sad stuff
my dad's probably getting angry at you rn
and he has a big smile on his face
without realizing why
47 MILLION VIEWS?????

?????????????
LOL

at least 200k are from me
look at this dude
listening to that song while studying for the bar exam when I needed a good laugh

I will not let you slander Cheb Khaled
who are you going to insult next?
Amr Diab!?
egyptians got some bangers tho
i don't know amr diab
Oxi, i have a question about a song
okay
Have you ever heard Sayad by Pritam
Music video by Rachid Taha performing Ya Rayah. © 1997 Barclay
here enjoy @pulsar trail
sounds indian
And Arijit Singh
that's definitely Indian
It's very beautiful
Rachid Taha the LEGEND
You don't see many Egyptians in Hollywood, it's a shame. Rami Malek is cool
rip king 
I fucking love eastern names
or this
best I can do for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCNZvW6uFtQ
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Oxi, link me your favorite eastern love song
I don't really do love songs
it's funny
Oh, rip

Link me your suggested I've never heard eastern music banger
Which one of you is this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/11hyzwx/thirsty/
dang
i mean
yeah?

Love songs are cool
But I’m sorry songs are better
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Lyrics: Chicago - Hard To Say I'm sorry
"Everybody needs a little time away," I heard her say, "from each other."
"Even lover's need a holiday far away from each other."
Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. I...
arabic "love" songs are usually depressing as fuck
i don't understand
Hell yeah
that's not in arabic
Music video by Khaled performing Aicha. (C) 1996 Capitol Music France
"SHE LEFT
ME
:D
LMAO
I know nothing

Also it was a troll
I want to watch it
why teh fuck

is he smiling
@sharp ferry but uh if you want arabic "love" songs here are a few good ones:
(this one is depresso) Joseph Attieh - Mawhoum - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ds2tBTrA1Q
Hussein Aldeek - Al Donia Saghiri - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OITfuIHefDI
Shout out to the my Egyptian brothers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejvpVhvKesM
fun fact, Mr. Aldeek's last name translates to "The Cock" or "The Rooster"

Lmfao

Yep
El Dick
Thanks Oxi, walking around costco this morning and I love love songs
naaaaaaaaah why did I read OT
also special shout out to Ghady's Wayli:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MDG9qGblio
spoilers 
was the banger in my summer in beirut
And I wanna experience a bit of new music
got to see it live too
I dunno how Sebe solved it, but there is no need to multiple by common
Sorry for my shit handwriting
I'm working on dem hieroglyphs, I'll get back to u
you write like you know what you're doing
like
it could all be wrong
but i believe you cause of your handwriting
its because im not a math major
i have engineering approach
i need to see it
idk
I dunno if I count as math major
My fire Druid is level 14
Mr. Math vs Mr. Integral

ooo im lvl 23
Hello oxiford
in act 4 atm
I got half a rush
I don’t think we have pure math majors, might be wrong tho
Wanna fuck around
Just write in cursive numerals, everyone will believe you.
It’s not as distinct as in US I guess
if i have a teleport staff in act 3 vendor but didnt reach the goldcap for my bag yet
you gonna shit talk cheb mami too? @sweet owl
can i like stay in my game and save it like that @soft pendant
YOU BETTER HE DID A SONG WITH STING
...
Save what
You're more distinct than everything else in my life

Vendors refresh every time nobody is in town to render
fuck
You want me to come help
Oxi...

I don’t have gold tho
lmao brokey
im missing like 50k
so i want to level up a bit
so i can even carry 280k
or can i pay from my stash too
Music video by Cheb Mami - K-Mel performing Parisien Du Nord.
what the fuck is going on here
holy
1999 was rough

I don't get it 
People are such fucking freaks
why
Woman from Myanmar recording her aerobics class without knowing the military Junta was arriving at parliament for a coup d'etat in the background.
66580
5108
You have OT muted so you don’t see my tags
Oh?
No that's probably a lot of them
I wouldn't say the company did that, but someone sure did
Today
Duh
People should be thanking whatever Lord they believe in that the blizzard of today isn't the blizzard of yesteryear
I can see why wowhead locked the comments
The blizzard of yesteryear would have searched into these dumb motherfuckers account histories and found some patently stupid shit they said a decade ago and remind everyone that you said that

Mmm
It's like 10:00 in the morning I haven't slept for 2 days, was there any sexual assault perpetrated...
these fake ass celebrations grind my gears
like just dont have meaningless bullshit like this
Yeah well 6000 years ago some dumb overly woke idiot thought it would be really nice to give women one day out of the year
Gm jake

Hope you're having a great Saturday
8am, just watched Saturday anime 
@shell sparrow k nvm I get it but man I'm rusty AF, so many tricks I forgot, and you jump by so many steps took me a bit to understand

I'm washed
gm nerd

"Hey chatgpt write me a professional email that doesnt insult the CEO's mother"
Chat GPT fails to understand the assignment and insults the CEO's father
GPT3 turned out to be a bit of an idiot
Your dad jokes are typically better than your mom jokes imo, people arent as ready for them
GASP
...
AI is not going to replace humans?!
what's this meta of deleting messages man
makes reading the chat so fucking annoying
Who else does that wdym
Nothing that the news misconstruse as artificial intelligence is ever going to replace humans
It’s ramlus bit that I stole
happened multiple times yday night, right as the chat was going fast too bro
making me think that I'm imagining messages
Copycats
.

And GPT 3.5 is going to turn into a racist like everything else
Let's say a bigot, as well as an abuser more than likely
I saw solwynn doing it a lot last time, it was funny asf
Lol
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine

Wait
Is that how oxi got his hands on dobonhonkeros
@pulsar trail 
Actually oxi needs his hands on dobonhonkeros nvm
ok guys I have a question
the normies in my family were impressed that I can solve a rubiks cube
is it that impressive or what
to me it's just repeating the same moves over and over
Show them a Chinese finger trap next
It's like a magic trick

Yuh

what's funny is I can't really walk someone through doing it too
it's just muscle memory to me
if I try to think about it I fail 
Yeah you just remember the patterns and then let your fingers do the flailing
@shell sparrow also is that last step a common trick ? cause man I would never have found that in a million years
real 
I routinely solve our end of school math exam to not lose my skill
Why is it on the weekend I'm too tired to do anything
hey I'm down if you have some everynow and then, even if I can't solve them for now I enjoy the process
I do that tbh
Highlight which one please
Like obv with the result I can work it backwards and see it's the same
but I wouldn't have found it otherwise
Yuh
You got your round brackets, your square brackets, and your technically named squiggly brackets.
!iq
36: Jake. IQ Classification: Imbecile
!iq
23: Ahri IQ Classification: Idiot
X

!iq
202: Saryero IQ Classification: Precocious
!tox
246: Saryero is very unhealthy toxic.
!iq
155: Doztson IQ Classification: Very superior
This whole saga between the canadian government and google is hilarious
You don't want news, it sounds like you don't want news.
I want the news
But what did they expect when they try and force google (and other firms) to pay per link.
At least that's my understanding
You’re memebership fee has been doubled due to being too smart
I mean
Smart man pay more
That's the funny part of it all. Essentially they're trying to get google to pay Canadian news outlets when you search CBC on google for example
I'm in your emote server

Considering it worked to some extent I think in Australia they expected them to pay.
Google is testing out removing those links
Yuh
And now parliament is demanding the CEO show up to a committee
@soft pendant wtf tfti
@hasty nova their whole argument is that links are stealing from the journalists

Uhhuh
doing what
Has any journalist said that?
But really it's just a way to funnel more money into bell/Rogers/cbc
My emotes are special
Of course not
Mostly inside jokes tbh
This is the politicians saying this
Like this one

You know what the best marketing is right?
"Google stop stealing our content"
Do like no marketing
If you only do one marketing it makes the content really special


!iq

rip to moroes
It's also a tiny country
What do you mean the last 10 years has been really good for conservatives there
And by conservatives I mean politicians
And by politicians I mean businessmen
And by businessmen I mean conmen
!pf and
Delete messages for comedic effect
Personally I hope google fucks canada
Serves the dumbfucks
This legislation is a clown show anyway
i wasnt trying to be funny i was trying to be nice!!!
Nooo the first time you were saying goofy stuff and deleting it super fast
It was funny
Before you left
oh i see
i do not recall
but it was a certified 💯 🔥 solwynn bit
so it was probably hilarious
!mr ban
See you in 30 minutes
.
!mr drive
lucky this time! Ahri was lucky 4 times.

!mr
lucky this time! Doztson was lucky 6 times.
!mr league
lucky this time! Solwynn was lucky 11 times.
Oh I forgot
!pf the worst pug ive had all week
Lmao my b


I thought you needed levels for stash maximum
Yea
!pf
I wanna buy octopath traveler ii but I already have too many games to play
Fuck I got a cut on the inside of my finger while loading my van. This shit is gonna be hurting all day
@cyan oxide let’s go boss.
Gonna be rubbing it on every package just based on where it is
https://open.spotify.com/track/2sQ3FM2rP6of5BwyMhvxDJ m+ doing song
I forgot to show up to mine

😐

Best what?!? wtf is that signature.
I'm not sure if that's cute or stalkery
Best is an old person signature
I’m clearly not old enough.
ur actually autistic if u think thats cute
They went the extra mile
sign it Best regards. Still cringe
Gotta appreciate the hustle
I say "I hope this message finds you well" if I am pissed
I say hope you’re suffering from the bubonic plague.
You’re talking to the world of Warcraft rogue discord
or “I hope you’re locked in a room with hataro for a hour playing LoL.”
then IYKYK
back in Seli’s day when we didn’t have the interwebs and text messages that extra effort was cute. now it’s about as cringe as unsolicited dick picts
there’s zero extra effort
i guess ye
Man, no way I would waste characters in text messages for that. Text messages were $ back then kek.
lets be real, if that person was extremely cute/good looking, the response wouldnt be "EWWWW"
The struggles of seeing your sms went 1/2 and checking where to cut
Pog
just text boobies to the pager
!pf x 74
5318008
8008135
Good ol' ( . Y . )
wrong. see above answer
Homm3 got community development tho
Whole new city etc
I miss t9 texting
Gm Doz!
do you accept a collect call from “we’re ready”
Could text without looking at the screen
Texting on my razer was wild
Been at work almost 4 hours now I'm tired and hungry 
factory when 













