off-topic

[pulsar trail]

frost and fire behind arcane? buff frost and fire

[undone bone]

yea we love crying

[stoic folio]

how many times we gonna have this conversation again

[undone bone]

because no one joined my nokhud

[pulsar trail]

^

[swift imp]

Bro we dooming @stoic folio

[undone bone]

it is your fault DJ

[spare drift]

that key is no good

[pulsar trail]

join his nokhud and it doesn't happen

way to go DJ

[stoic folio]

this a nokhud 20 ?

[brave crypt]

Rogue useless if not number 1 didn't you know @stoic folio

[brazen eagle]

yes

[undone bone]

nah im doing it tomorrow now i managed to bully 1 friend into returning to the game

so i got a 21 now

[pulsar trail]

what was it again that doesn't work with lethality for sub?

[stoic folio]

I mean yes we got nerfed early and it sucked and it probably wasn't deserved but come on

[pulsar trail]

our class tree is actually a disaster

[undone bone]

gaslighting with with YOU PAID FOR THE 1 YEAR SUB

[modest lion]

until rogue gets buffed, oxi pays back his student loans, i stop being grumpy, nightstalker is fixed, you get a girlfriend. whichever happens first.

[undone bone]

CMON MAN

[torn mural]

||if you reading this delete outlaw||

[brazen eagle]

shadowstrike

but hey

[pulsar trail]

LOL

good thing sub doesn't press that ever

[undone bone]

LOL DAD

[brazen eagle]

one small buff of gloomblade

and we might not use it anymore

[stoic folio]

I'll find you

[undone bone]

remember dust buff

[pulsar trail]

TRUE

[undone bone]

really important for me

thx blizz

[pulsar trail]

think of the CDR

[torn mural]

[elder patrol]

[stoic folio]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-cat-bubble-gif-25359692

[undone bone]

guy breaching ToS live

those guys have better service than blizz

ask them if they have a telephone number

[modest lion]

ban guy for posting tradelinks

[undone bone]

to call

[crude cave]

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1625064646305521665

Weird Ai Generations (@weirddalle)

https://t.co/ikg65ciuv4

Likes

17829

Retweets

2030

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Twitter · Feb 13, 2023, 9:29 AM

[undone bone]

i like how they spam professional

[brave crypt]

!rtb 5+ I get my 360 mw into 4 M0 and no one dies. Also mute Seli

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Grand Melee

[undone bone]

!rtb 3this group does not wipe on second boss

[hollow raven]

:game_die:True Bearing

[undone bone]

oh nmon

[waxen latch]

blizzards solution for dot spec aoe problems: give them blade flury 🙂

[undone bone]

aff was the first offender

then it proliferated

[pulsar trail]

no no, the best part

is it's blade flurry

but BETTER

you don't even have to use a GCD

it's just there!

[undone bone]

yea it is ranged too

and non char position dependant

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-headphones-robot-gamer-headset-gif-18188749

[spare drift]

infinite range blade flurry for free

GET IN

[undone bone]

maybe someone wants to play osu! then

[modest lion]

i mean its really hard tho

you like

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-legs-body-forsen-gif-21950021

[undone bone]

join vc time to cry in real time

[modest lion]

press dark void to apply swp to 15 targets, then you press shadowcrash to apply VT to 8 targets, then you do your singletarget rotation to get free cleave

[undone bone]

and mind blast cleaves everytghing

[peak solar]

Wait that’s it

[undone bone]

also mind sear

[modest lion]

mind sear is a meme

[peak solar]

Holy fuck did priest just get the dot dream plus outlaw dream

For free

[swift imp]

You're late to the party

[undone bone]

true just do st and cleave everything

feral did too

diff is feral got nerfed 3 times already

[peak solar]

I thought they at least had to press like 10 gcds to set up dots

[undone bone]

cant let cats rise

[rocky patio]

It does have blade flurry

[undone bone]

that would be cute

like us rupturing 8 times and hoping they target the right target

[rocky patio]

It’s 1 global to dot 8t with VT and SWP

[undone bone]

or literally having no spread as assa

[peak solar]

That’s wild af

[rocky patio]

You don’t even have to refresh your dots

[peak solar]

Might as well just delete outlaw everyone make priests

[rocky patio]

Because mine sear does it for you

[peak solar]

Wait what

[stone swan]

yes

[rocky patio]

Yah every tick increase VT/SWP duration

[modest lion]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[rocky patio]

And it also just trucks

[peak solar]

That sounds fun as balls

Also broken as hell

[stone swan]

its fun

[rocky patio]

It’s a very fun spec to play

[undone bone]

yea mind sear does what one tier set from sub did extening rupture but this one has no cap

[rocky patio]

The spec is very not mobile in the sense of speed

[stone swan]

raesp is risin atm

[rocky patio]

But you can have so many insta casts

[undone bone]

dinopriest rising

[merry orbit]

[rocky patio]

So in a sense you can be very mobile

[undone bone]

oh boi

[peak solar]

Neat

[modest lion]

http://puu.sh/JzcnO/8fe0a3543f.jpg
http://puu.sh/JzcnS/7bcad78258.jpg

[stone swan]

its very good

in terms of

moving for mechanics

[modest lion]

they get IC

[peak solar]

Gonna keep sp in mind for an alt then

[stone swan]

but

[modest lion]

with more targets

[stoic folio]

master gave dobby a 20 key

[stone swan]

if you wipe

[modest lion]

and its not a capstone

and lower cooldown

:))

[peak solar]

LOL

[stone swan]

it also hits very very hard

[peak solar]

And misery for free on st

[stone swan]

when u cast it

[peak solar]

Wowwww

[stone swan]

no

mister

[modest lion]

http://puu.sh/Jzco5/a13b94a7c5.jpg

[stone swan]

misery

[modest lion]

feral gets IC

as their 2nd talent

in their tree

[waxen latch]

should give assa something like that for rupture tbh

[modest lion]

🙂

[waxen latch]

oh wait

that sub

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1074809325526192179/mematicMeme-3.mp4

[modest lion]

uncapped IC, btw

[stoic folio]

@merry orbit PI

[waxen latch]

the burst dmg spec with better rupture then the dot spec

[modest lion]

🙂

[stone swan]

misery applies from all vt including shadowcrash @peak solar

[waxen latch]

🙂

[peak solar]

[stone swan]

so shadowcrash applies both

vt swp

[keen lintel]

i compare it to CT

[modest lion]

[peak solar]

What the actual fuck

[pulsar trail]

at least one of our specs is good at something

[humble rivet]

shadow crash

[pulsar trail]

because the way the nerfs were going

all 3 were about to be useless

[graceful thistle]

I need a name for a feral druid someone help

[pulsar trail]

everywhere

[humble rivet]

i wanna level up my priest again

[peak solar]

What is sin when sp has this

[stone swan]

sin has

10x util

[swift imp]

BloodyBussy

[stone swan]

and is a rogue that lives

[pulsar trail]

sin is a middle tier ST spec w/ a ton of utility

[stone swan]

mechanics

[peak solar]

gdamn I wanna play spriest

[pulsar trail]

"sorry

"utility"

[peak solar]

True at least we have utility

[stone swan]

ic aoe silence is pretty good

[pulsar trail]

I can think of like

[waxen latch]

ATORPHIC POISON

[pulsar trail]

3 pulls where it matters

[waxen latch]

[pulsar trail]

and 1 of them is the imps in cos

which are a joke if you have enough aoe stops

[waxen latch]

atrophic is peak "checkmark for the RL excel sheet" utility

[swift imp]

wtf lol

[pulsar trail]

somehow worse than the new ret aura

unfortunate

[peak solar]

Yea but we have good cc and shroud

[chrome cave]

IC aoe silence is good for silencing all the adds on dathea

[peak solar]

For keys at least

[chrome cave]

right oxi

[pulsar trail]

fuck you

I'm telling jet to bench you permanently

[waxen latch]

good cc would be aoe cc

[swift imp]

lmao

[waxen latch]

aka not rogue

[peak solar]

Also tanky

[waxen latch]

🙂

[flat scaffold]

[peak solar]

Well we got good st cc

[pulsar trail]

thank god

good thing you time keys with good st CC

[peak solar]

Lol

[graceful thistle]

They're about to buff 25% of feral druids damage by 40% so

[pulsar trail]

if sub wasn't borderline busted in aoe

[peak solar]

Sp lookin brazy tho

[pulsar trail]

you'd play 0 rogues in high keys

[stoic folio]

@modest lion for all ur feral talk, when do we get selikitty

[swift imp]

naaaah

OL is still fine

Dont let em fool ya

[pulsar trail]

not really

[swift imp]

It is though

[pulsar trail]

what does outlaw do that arms warrior can't

[graceful thistle]

Feral is about to take rogue spot

[pulsar trail]

for example

or feral

[peak solar]

Feint

[pulsar trail]

WOW

[keen lintel]

not be insufferable in voice chat

[pulsar trail]

POG

[graceful thistle]

They're buffing rake and rip by 40% for no reason

[crude cave]

Long arms

[swift imp]

Think

[pulsar trail]

damn you got me

[pulsar trail]

outlaw rogues think?

they melted down over a 5% stamina nerf

[spare drift]

dstance + spell reflect

[modest lion]

same answer:
when rogue gets buffed, oxi pays back his student loans, i stop being grumpy, nightstalker is fixed, you get a girlfriend. whichever happens first.

[swift imp]

More tham Arms wars

[gaunt cipher]

i stop being depressed

thats more likely

[keen lintel]

u could be nova

[modest lion]

theres actually a non-zero percent chance of it happening sebbe

[stoic folio]

been sitting on that msg for like 10 mins but couldn't find a decent pun with seli and a cat / feline name

[modest lion]

so i didnt include it

[pulsar trail]

the worst part is, nightstalker's fixed, the balance team won't push the fix

realz figured out the fix months ago

it's done

[modest lion]

thats like schrödingers nightstalker

[pulsar trail]

they won't approve it

lmao

they're worried about outlaw and sub being "broken"

they're in a "good place"

[crude cave]

So why does this apply to rogues

[peak solar]

Balance team smokin that dumb pack

[swift imp]

Cant they just edit the values accordingly for each spec

[crude cave]

And not like, say, locks, mages, etc

[stone swan]

we decaf now

[crude cave]

Whenever they're fucking brolen

?

[pulsar trail]

I reiterate, I'm pretty sure the balance team is just chatgpt

they ask chatgpt how to balance

and just go off of that

[stone swan]

@lofty briar im decaf now

[swift imp]

But Chatgpt says it doesnt have enough info on these types of things because its an Ai

[pulsar trail]

that nightstalker fix is 1.8% dps for sub in ST btw

if they're worried about aoe

they could just... nerf black powder?

[swift imp]

Its gotta be pretty huge for OL in Dance then

[spare drift]

thats it

OUTLAW IS DEAD

[coral canopy]

no

[modest lion]

thats only because its limited in its responses

[pulsar trail]

it's like 1.3 or 1.5% for outlaw

lmao

WOW

INSANE

[peak solar]

Yea I don’t get that

[pulsar trail]

TOO BROKEN

[coral canopy]

a buff to 8 globals a minute

[pulsar trail]

also can't fix it

[coral canopy]

probably not that big

[brazen eagle]

funny thing

[pulsar trail]

cause assassination would get 0.8%

HUGE

[brazen eagle]

NS was broken and gave 50% early on

and even with 50% NS

[gaunt cipher]

[pulsar trail]

for a talent we won't even play anyway

[brazen eagle]

you wouldn't even look at NS on #assassination

[pulsar trail]

[graceful thistle]

I'm pretty sure if they fixed NS we could run dance as sin

easily

[swift imp]

Change.org petition to revert the ER nerf

[crude cave]

Did they3 ever fix the blunderbuss bug that was in SL

[brazen eagle]

you can run it now

it is just not good

[pulsar trail]

"we don't want to disrupt the entire balance in a tier"

warrior wakes up doing 13% more damage

lmao

[swift imp]

Tiers over disrupt plz

[graceful thistle]

well I mena yeah we can run it now and take a 2% loss but

[gaunt cipher]

'we need st buff'

[pulsar trail]

bruv they disrupted it like 10 times since that statement was made

[gaunt cipher]

meanwhile warrior be doing 80k

but rogue op

nerf plz

[flat scaffold]

have you seen top 25 on terros after this week?

[gaunt cipher]

[pulsar trail]

no I don't check wcl stats

[gaunt cipher]

is it 25 unholy dks

[pulsar trail]

I'm already depressed

do you want me to kill myself?

[gaunt cipher]

or 24 unholy dks and 1 bm

[flat scaffold]

its all BM hunters

[graceful thistle]

it's bm everywehre

[gaunt cipher]

how

what

are unholy players dogshit

or what

[pulsar trail]

BM hunter got a 5% buff

[graceful thistle]

cuz they buffed by 5% for no reason

[gaunt cipher]

ye so what

[pulsar trail]

while already simming uhdk levels

[gaunt cipher]

unholy still is bigger

no

[graceful thistle]

but they dont want to disrupt balance

[modest lion]

bm was already sick and got 5% buff and more and more of them have the bow now

gotta remember

[gaunt cipher]

unholy is better still

on pure st

[modest lion]

initial bm sims didnt use the bow :))

[pulsar trail]

but yes

unholy dks are for the most part

awful

[gaunt cipher]

unholy sims

107k

with pi

with bis gear xd

[coral canopy]

yeah you gotta subscribe to patreon for those sims

[modest lion]

ye

[torn mural]

[gaunt cipher]

but its bugged

you cant do 107k on live

[flat scaffold]

highest unholy is rank 61

[umbral whale]

Why do classes do paid sims

[pulsar trail]

can't give sub that 1.8% guys cause then it'll do as much as marks hunters

[gaunt cipher]

paid sims?

[swift imp]

hopium

[umbral whale]

Yes

[pulsar trail]

he's talking about hunters

[umbral whale]

Patreon locked sims

[graceful thistle]

cuz people pay for it

[pulsar trail]

and azor

[gaunt cipher]

because azor

is biggest cringer ever

thats why xd

[graceful thistle]

and nobody wants to bother learning simc to compete

[coral canopy]

american patriots have fact checked this: true

[swift imp]

azor @pulsar trail's fav

[gaunt cipher]

that guy is a baboon

[modest lion]

because stupid people or those who dont know any better come into the discord, and instead of having to say "read the FAQ" or "read the pins" 500 times in the span of 3hours, you can say "pay me on patreon" instead and actually get something for your time that isnt a brain aneurism

[pulsar trail]

live footage from their TCing:

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-typing-keyboard-busy-gif-16053597

[gaunt cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-monkey-disappointed-disappointed-monkey-gif-25631537

when warlock isnt top 1

in all specs

[coral canopy]

live footage of warrior tcing:

[gaunt cipher]

all tcs be like

[coral canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-desperate-i-need-a-drink-that70s-kitty-forman-gif-25152005

[pulsar trail]

tbh they need to buff destro again

[umbral whale]

Then how come we do it

[gaunt cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-monkey-disappointed-disappointed-monkey-gif-25631537

[swift imp]

spriest rotation

[gaunt cipher]

warlock buffs

[umbral whale]

For free

And better than everyone

[pulsar trail]

tbf if you could bring yourself to trusting warlock APL

their sims are simming with static empowerment phials

[swift imp]

Because we're people of class and stature

[pulsar trail]

lmao

[coral canopy]

rogue players care more

[pulsar trail]

WAIT

THEY CHANGED IT

ARE WARLOCKS ETHICAL NOW?

[gaunt cipher]

when this guy

puts bis in alt raid

on trinket you want

and you know

yo uwill lose it already

[swift imp]

tbh if i came in to a class disc and mother fuckers were trying to get me to pay to look at sims id quit lol

[gaunt cipher]

[pulsar trail]

did he go to the same school of "simming upgrades" as our DH trial?

@chrome cave

[umbral whale]

Lmfao cache

[gaunt cipher]

its just demon

[umbral whale]

[gaunt cipher]

char

xdd

guy just plays classic

[pulsar trail]

mfer had a 408 icon in his bags

and simmed a mythic icon vs a 403 whetstone

and goes "+1800 dps"

LOL

not realizing his input tattled on him

[gaunt cipher]

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-lol-hehehe-gif-5441436

[spare drift]

honest mistake, bro

[pulsar trail]

"yeah sorry I simmed aoe trinkets by accident"

like bruh

you have a 424 grieftorch + a 408 icon

why are you using a whetstone

[gaunt cipher]

[coral canopy]

guild i was in

[gaunt cipher]

sim rigging

[coral canopy]

our tank simmed

without simming m+ trinkets

[swift imp]

I actually got a whetstone on sat... but it was too late... no longer an upgrade

[coral canopy]

and stole ows

from a warrior dps main raider

:x

and also stole gavel

:x

[stone swan]

?

[pulsar trail]

so we started memeing it

@gaunt cipher

[stone swan]

[umbral whale]

Is that

[gaunt cipher]

what guild are you in

[stone swan]

thats huge

[gaunt cipher]

i know elgoblino

[umbral whale]

Old warrior soul

[stone swan]

yes

its a joke

[swift imp]

[umbral whale]

[pulsar trail]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/guild/id/566843

[gaunt cipher]

lmoa

[umbral whale]

No shot

[gaunt cipher]

thats coincidence

coz my friend on twisting has this name too

and he is arms warrior too

[pulsar trail]

@chrome cave

[gaunt cipher]

[swift imp]

Damn i'll DK for you guys 👀 @pulsar trail

[pulsar trail]

apply

[pulsar trail]

our DK wants to quit anyway

I'll vouch for you

[swift imp]

If my guild falls to shit maybe

But i cant leave the homies

Been playing with them since 2017

[stone swan]

bro how

is kinetix

in on bk

and not roujin

[hot crystal]

Yall need a dk?

[gaunt cipher]

[stone swan]

agreondk

[hasty nova]

I'm sorry that looks like they're actually pushing buttons...

[stone swan]

agredead

[hot crystal]

Agreonboned

[stone swan]

agreboner

[pulsar trail]

ye we will need one

[hot crystal]

Agreboner was tos

[stone swan]

agrecocker would work

but cant say boner!

[umbral whale]

https://youtu.be/3OV4VaNW4FU

[stone swan]

[hot crystal]

Agreoncook

[soft pendant]

Agreonicdancingblade

[hot crystal]

Dancing blade

Hmmmm

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[soft pendant]

Isn’t runic dancing blade the thing

[hot crystal]

Drw?

Thats a tank spell 💀

We dont do that here

[soft pendant]

Dancing agreonic shroud

I’ll get there give me a bit

[hot crystal]

Dancing rune weapon?

[torn mural]

we re playing the most unwoken game sleeping dogs

I remember his old video on league

like 10 years ago plly

[hot crystal]

I'm done with league of legends

[umbral whale]

Bro quit over 2 week vacation

[swift imp]

@pulsar trail nice you guys ask for a ui screen shot lol

I bet your officers have seen some shit lol

[torn mural]

who doesnt

[swift imp]

I didnt know that was a thing

I've never had to apply

[hot crystal]

That question isnt that useful tbh

Its just verifying you arent blason

[torn mural]

UI is the mirror of the mind

[inner wadi]

bro whats the easiest way to get to ubrs

[torn mural]

it tells if you can trust that person

or not

[umbral whale]

Foreverguy enters the chat

[torn mural]

exactly my point

[umbral whale]

[swift imp]

I'm gonna post mine tonight and ask you what it says about me 😛 @torn mural

[hot crystal]

Nooooo pc is forcing me to get win 11

Nice knowing yall

[torn mural]

[swift imp]

You can circumvent that @hot crystal

[hot crystal]

ive been trying not to

get it

by just shutting down without update

[swift imp]

Yeah i wouldnt get it

Go in to windows update settings

You should be able to disable the win 11 update

[scenic blaze]

Is there still issues with 11?

[torn mural]

you cant download it if you main outlaw

[hot crystal]

it has another required update first

😐

i dont think i can stop it

[scenic blaze]

Wut

Your pc forces updates?

[pulsar trail]

yes

my work pc did that

[scenic blaze]

[pulsar trail]

I forgot to disable w11 on a friday

came in monday to windows 11

lol

[hot crystal]

its forcing one that isnt win11 but its gonna do win11 with the other one

it auto downloaded win11

ive just been pushing off the install

[scenic blaze]

Oh

[pulsar trail]

I didn't consent to anything either btw

it just auto scheduled the update

without me knowing

[hot crystal]

yep

[pulsar trail]

so when I got home I figured out how to disable it

and I did that

[scenic blaze]

Yeah they always do that

Non active hours shit

I always just schedule them for a week later at a time

I don’t think my pc can even try to dl 11

[peak solar]

Dunkey

[scenic blaze]

Says something about needing hardware or some shit

[spare drift]

yeah, what works for my work laptop is I unplug it and it wont auto update without a charger

[peak solar]

Never auto update windows unless you wanna beta test everything for them

[scenic blaze]

[hot crystal]

relearning windows every 3 years Bedge

[scenic blaze]

A lot of times when I need an update my wow will run like SHIT

It’s wild

[peak solar]

Yea I get that from some stuff mostly graphics card updates

The occasional windows one

[scenic blaze]

Yeah

[peak solar]

Prob something where they stop supporting old software who knows

[pulsar trail]

I mean

from comparing win 10 v win 11

windows 11 is smoother

just takes a bit of getting used to

no start menu is kinda monkas

[swift imp]

There were a ton of gfx driver related issues

But its been almost a year

[soft pendant]

That’s my rap name

Lil clem

[tame swan]

i think "5-7 Clementines" kinda goes harder

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hey-hello-sup-yo-gif-17107308

[soft pendant]

Nope

[swift imp]

Always think of her when i see that name

[soft pendant]

That’s my first album

5-7 clems

[swift imp]

Top 5 movies right there

[hot crystal]

5/7 clementines

like fight club

[soft pendant]

My producers name is Clems Casino

[hot crystal]

perfect 5/7

[soft pendant]

@inner wadi

[inner wadi]

wha

[modest lion]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Muacool - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#72 - Tentacool

[undone bone]

i did 2 dungeons today

im proud of mysekf

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1074820675757420715/wussymovieclub-11-02-2023-0001.mp4

[hasty nova]

That's what the government would say...

[elder patrol]

!pf muk

[hollow raven]

Muarow - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#21 - Spearow

[umbral whale]

I mean aliens exist

it would be so unlikely for them not to exist

so this article dumb

it's aliens you fucking nerds

[obtuse hemlock]

!iq

[hollow raven]

128: raz IQ Classification: Superior

[obtuse hemlock]

!tox

[hollow raven]

291: raz is very unhealthy toxic.

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

There’s some military footage of ufos

That’s pretty neat

[tawny coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839310424796168195/858314638105378816/image0.gif

[hasty nova]

Wrong, that's just dildos in the air

[peak solar]

But yea it would be pretty stupid for the universe to be this vast and us to be the only planet with life

[undone bone]

b yourself

[hot crystal]

hidden sussy

[umbral whale]

it would be so improbable

[inner wadi]

would it be so improbable

[hasty nova]

It's also not about whether or not there are aliens in the universe, it's about whether or not they are here.

[soft pendant]

Nothing I’ll go fuck myself

Context is too hard to glean

[inner wadi]

theres like 8 billion people on earth and yet u still got no bitches!!!

xd

[umbral whale]

deeny

[inner wadi]

(im kidding bro i have no bitches either)

[umbral whale]

don't make me link it to you again

[inner wadi]

link what

[soft pendant]

Everyone calls hataro handsome and he uses it as a trump card when people say he has no hoes

[peak solar]

True I’d say probably to that as well

[inner wadi]

[soft pendant]

My guy just because you look good doesn’t mean you have the rizz

[inner wadi]

i got my septum pierced today i automatically have the rizz now

[umbral whale]

I refuse to use the word rizz

that's enough to get bitches

[peak solar]

Who needs rizz when you look good

[rocky patio]

No you didn’t

[peak solar]

Girls ask you out

[rocky patio]

Please tell me you didn’t

[mystic crown]

hataro talking

[inner wadi]

?????

[rocky patio]

Please

Tell me you’re lying

[inner wadi]

no

[peak solar]

He’s a cow now

[gaunt cipher]

@pulsar trail

[umbral whale]

did you actually

[inner wadi]

yes

[rocky patio]

[soft pendant]

:raetoast:

[tame swan]

Oh shit congrats you’re hotter now

[elder patrol]

got the bull pierce thing?

[hot crystal]

thats what a septum is

[inner wadi]

im a tauren irl

[hot crystal]

i could never

[umbral whale]

do you like it deeny?

[soft pendant]

Maya just called deeny hot he’s gonna get his eyebrow pierced now

[inner wadi]

no i got it because i hated it

[peak solar]

I like eyebrow piercings

[torn mural]

missed opportunity on the nostril couldve been hotter

but nice

[umbral whale]

ok smartass

[rocky patio]

Jesus you didn’t have to do Hataro like that

[peak solar]

Also true

[tame swan]

Sorry I can tell the truth sometimes

[rocky patio]

He is handsome show some respect

[inner wadi]

my bad bro

[umbral whale]

I'm saying you could do it before and want it then after not like it

[hot crystal]

i kinda frick w the nose stud

tbh

[umbral whale]

I was going to say if you like it that's good

[inner wadi]

need to give it time to set in

change is always fuckng weird with me

[soft pendant]

Hataro won’t post another selfie he doesn’t have the balls

[inner wadi]

but i did like the idea of getting it

and im content so far

[clever sleet]

Bro ur down bad

[peak solar]

I like the nostril ring the thot dot ear nipple and eyebrow piercings

[soft pendant]

That was a stock image he’s actually uggo

[peak solar]

Everything else nope

[soft pendant]

You wish

[umbral whale]

that was literally off my instagram

[clever sleet]

I do

[hot crystal]

whats thot dot

[umbral whale]

[tame swan]

I’m so happy with my helix piercings, nose or belly button next would be kinda great

[peak solar]

But urrbody got their own tastes

[inner wadi]

lmfao thot dot

[peak solar]

Lemme get pic

[clever sleet]

I like the septum pierce. Which is weird cuz I’m kind of a prude

[umbral whale]

whats a helix piercing

[inner wadi]

why

[tame swan]

like upper ear

[soft pendant]

I like a nice down to earth girl who has Jesus in her heart

[umbral whale]

oh yeah

[rocky patio]

All that matters is you like it Color

[umbral whale]

like the bloodelf ones

!

I love those

[clever sleet]

Lot of piercings don’t do it for me.
But like good on people for doing stuff that makes them love themself more

[umbral whale]

[clever sleet]

He just like me

[hot crystal]

resisting the urge to make a religion joke

[hot crystal]

yeah

[clever sleet]

I think I’ve dated one Christian girl ever

[hot crystal]

yeah

yeah

[inner wadi]

fire

[clever sleet]

LMFAO

No

[hot crystal]

@peak solar i like those too

[peak solar]

Thot dots are acceptable to me

[clever sleet]

The thot dot

[hot crystal]

i only really like those and ears

[soft pendant]

I don’t think I can date a Christian girl

[peak solar]

My favorite is prob eyebrow

[soft pendant]

On account of them believing I’m going to hell and all

[clever sleet]

Why would they believe that?

🤨

[soft pendant]

I’ve been told that

I’m going to hell

[rocky patio]

All tattoos are bad

[peak solar]

I like my tattoos

[umbral whale]

yeah I'm not a fan either of tatoos

[peak solar]

Even the bad ones

[umbral whale]

some people like them

[soft pendant]

They’ll just cut my tattoos off my skin and bury me in the Jewish cemetery

[clever sleet]

Those some fried ass Christians (99% of them are)

[soft pendant]

I’m not worried

[rocky patio]

Since my ex with tattoos cheated on me ima extrapolate that onto you and project you being a cheater

[peak solar]

I’ve never cheated

[clever sleet]

I like tattoos on people, I’m just a pussy when it comes to needles

[peak solar]

I’ve had affairs but I wasn’t the one married

[inner wadi]

yeah needles are fucking terrifying

i had to close my eyes

[soft pendant]

I wanna get a Tibetan stick n poke but I don’t want HIV

[inner wadi]

and held my friends hand

lmao

[soft pendant]

Very confusing situation to be in

[clever sleet]

My brother in Christ you just had one through your nose

[coral canopy]

based

[peak solar]

You don’t trust me

[inner wadi]

yeah and i was anxious as fuck

[peak solar]

Me and my friends did those in highsvcool

They look terrible

[clever sleet]

Proud of you for facing ur fears

[soft pendant]

Oh? You traveled to Tibetan mountains in high school for an authentic stick n poke?

That’s tight

[peak solar]

Wait lemme google Tibetan ones

We did prison ones

[soft pendant]

[umbral whale]

me too

[clever sleet]

Oxi says he gives my dad a stick n poke :/

[soft pendant]

It’s the one where they pick the design and where it goes on your body

Very spiritual experience

[peak solar]

Oh nvm those are cool

[soft pendant]

But they use the same ink pool for everyone

So. HIV

[peak solar]

I didn’t feel bad cuz the dude was psycho controlling but def don’t recommend if it’s a normal guy lol

Yea that’s a big health nope from me dog

[soft pendant]

I’ll just go in the morning

Make sure I’m first in line

Ez

[peak solar]

Lmao

[merry orbit]

ye better do it with a psycho bf so u can get killed

[umbral whale]

@peak solardude I was seeing this girl here for like 3 months. I dunno if I ever told you this story.

She was living with her "ex boyfriend" here. I swear to god I went over to her place the first time. I was like aren't we going to your room wheres your room.

"oh it's just full of stuff we can go in this one"

straight up was a dudes room like

I'm convinced to this day

they never stopped dating and she just made some shit up to make herself feel better

[peak solar]

Oof

Yea def seems like it lol

[umbral whale]

yeah like she was still sleeping in the same bed with him and everything

[undone bone]

that seems like a place where you get jumped by the guy and robbed

[hot crystal]

the thot dot hits

[peak solar]

That’s awkward

[umbral whale]

her room was filled with boxes and shit looks like no one ever slept in there it was just storage

[flat scaffold]

[peak solar]

Mine was just coworkers so I never interacted with their shit

[umbral whale]

but also

I wouldn't do this if you knew the dude was crazy

[peak solar]

They just came to my place

[umbral whale]

that's like inviting death

[peak solar]

Yea probably

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

I was still in the military at the time so I wasn’t really turned off of dying

[wheat onyx]

gaming

[umbral whale]

fair

[peak solar]

But now yea I definitely wouldn’t fuck around and find out

[umbral whale]

do military dudes get cheated on alot

[peak solar]

Ohhhh yea

[hot crystal]

thats for sure a yes

[undone bone]

i expect yea

it is not a meme

[peak solar]

Literally everyone who does deployments

Has a very high chance of cheating or being cheated on

The girl I was having an affair with

We got a hotel in the phillipines

And I ran into my old chief walking out of the elevator of the same hotel with two hookers

[undone bone]

oh philly is cheat central

[peak solar]

He had kids and a wife

Just looked at me and was like I won’t say shit if you don’t

Cheating is illegal in the military btw

[hot crystal]

bro what

lmaooo

[peak solar]

Yea shits fucked

[hot crystal]

illegal

??

like

yeah

cheating isnt right

but

[peak solar]

Oh yea so the military has its own set of laws

Anal is also illegal

[undone bone]

yea that is why when things get into martial law

it gets fuckyt

[hot crystal]

tf

[umbral whale]

ANAL

[hot crystal]

how do the gay dudes do it

[umbral whale]

IS ILLEGAL

[peak solar]

A lot of things like that aren’t enforced but if somebody wants to fuck you over then they can just add crimes on like that

[hot crystal]

what are they supposed to do swordfight

is it anakin vs obi wan or what

[peak solar]

Yea I dunno

[umbral whale]

HOW THEY GONNA PROVE WHICH HOLE YOU STUCK IT IN

[peak solar]

Sodomy is illegal people just don’t care or enforce it lol

[umbral whale]

also

I just saw this

this is horrifying

[undone bone]

i mean it is like suicide is illegal but the guy is already dead it is for law thingies

[pulsar trail]

Gaming

[peak solar]

Whosat

[hot crystal]

madonna

💀

[peak solar]

Ew

[umbral whale]

it's madonna

LMAO

[hot crystal]

its messed up

she probably wouldve aged fine

[peak solar]

Bad plastic surgery or Botox I guess

[merry orbit]

look kinda merged with one of the johnny depp trial photos

[undone bone]

almost triple digit surgeries

[hot crystal]

bro i dont think any plastic surgery or botox looks good when you get old

like

[peak solar]

It does

[hot crystal]

your skin starts sagging around it and shit

[peak solar]

If you do very gentle Botox

[hot crystal]

or you look like a demon

[peak solar]

It definitely looks better

[merry orbit]

you have to start using it when ur young though

before ur skin gets bad

[hot crystal]

the world we live in

has us using neurotoxins

[peak solar]

But people do like full blown no sag and just look like a plastic glove stretched over a basketball

[hot crystal]

to look younger

💀

[peak solar]

It’s also got health benefits

Helps with headaches and shit

[hot crystal]

i mean it kills nerves

[peak solar]

My sister gets like very minor ones I think to help with migraines

[undone bone]

yea there is a reason plastic surgery is a multi billion enterprise

well done it does wonders to many

[hot crystal]

killing nerves does seem like it would remove pain

[peak solar]

True lol

[undone bone]

for when you need to stop a basketball with your face

[hot crystal]

im just gonna

stay in good shape

and hope for the best

[undone bone]

with my luck chances are i die before 60 so

[hot crystal]

i could pass 100

or hit late 90s

maybe

[peak solar]

I’ll be happy with 80+

[undone bone]

if i dont get ran over or shot or stabbed again

[peak solar]

Once you hit 90 if you don’t have a really good support system or family life is just pure pain

[undone bone]

i might break 70

[hot crystal]

even my grandma who wasnt doing too well health wise made it past 80

[peak solar]

I be hanging out with some old folks at my grandmas facility when I visit

And the ones like 90+ just sit around waiting for people to visit they all legit ready to die

It’s kind of surreal to be surrounded by people who’ve accepted and aren’t afraid of death

[hot crystal]

thats gonna be fire

just chilling being like

yeah

ill probably go soon

and then just vibing until it happens

[peak solar]

Any day now

Yea it’s odd

It seems people with that support live longer too

[hot crystal]

maybe ill finally watch tiger king

[peak solar]

[umbral whale]

I think when my health starts failing when I'm older i'll just get medical assissted

[undone bone]

i dont think anyone on my family has broke 90

[umbral whale]

so I don't have to deal with it or family

[undone bone]

living the good life

[hot crystal]

ive had a 100 in my family

[raw python]

the strat is to go next before the "older" part

[umbral whale]

there is no go next

[rocky patio]

You’re an exception my zoomer king

[umbral whale]

we just disappear forever

[raw python]

[hot crystal]

only 1 way to find out

[raw python]

surely there's a next

[peak solar]

Just do hospice

[flat scaffold]

[undone bone]

imagine you die and you just get a restart button

[umbral whale]

just black

[hot crystal]

well would you press it

[umbral whale]

that's what I'm expecting

just black

[undone bone]

for sure

[raw python]

yea thats the best part

peace and quiet

[undone bone]

im going to german suplex and break the neck of the mfer that killed my uncle

[peak solar]

I’d be so mad if I was born again and remembered everything

[remote surge]

poor madonna

[hot crystal]

if theres no afterlife theres no black you just end

[peak solar]

Like imagine being reborn now I gotta learn Chinese

[hot crystal]

[raw python]

LMAO

[undone bone]

ahaha

[hot crystal]

imagine you spawn in america again

and theres still no free healthcare

[peak solar]

Ugh

[raw python]

💀

[undone bone]

in ohio

[raw python]

anywhere but here

just lemme be a random ass animal in a jungle somewhere

[remote surge]

this happens to all babies, except they are unable to communicate and forget everything in a few years

[hot crystal]

i mean like statistically i think it will be america by the time we're dead

by land area

lot of room still

[inner wadi]

let me be an eagle

[peak solar]

We make memes about Ohio but they literally had an environmental disaster and the government just basically covered it up

[inner wadi]

or an otter that is owned by a japanese couple

[peak solar]

truly a hellhole

[hot crystal]

china and india are falling off

[inner wadi]

and makes youtube videos of me

[undone bone]

yea that cloud is still there

the super cloud of instant death

[peak solar]

3rd world ass country

[inner wadi]

arresting reporters too

[peak solar]

Yep

[raw python]

flying would be dope but id 100% get myself got with it

might need a few retries

:kek

[peak solar]

Like every single thing that goes wrong in this country we just brush under the rug

Oh this town has no water

What town

Empire in decline

Lookin like the fall of Rome ass country

[hot crystal]

major change goes through this time 3rd times the charm

[undone bone]

im so sad for people living in those places they cant even relocate

[peak solar]

Yea it’s fucked

[peak solar]

The masters tools will never dismantle the masters house

[undone bone]

well at least covid did cleanse a bit

[hot crystal]

dude ive had so many problems with this shit man

[peak solar]

Yea the poor

[hot crystal]

they want to keep me down bro

[peak solar]

The rich took trillions

[undone bone]

it is sad but actually a reduced workforce making it more valuable can shock the upper bois

[peak solar]

only through solidarity can we prosper

[undone bone]

now no idea how it will turn out in 15 years

[hot crystal]

ready for me to unionize healthcare workers in ~10 years

its coming

[peak solar]

[hot crystal]

all i need is this major change

then my path is set

[undone bone]

that or a little boost of 1 million dollars

[peak solar]

I’m go try and take over the teachers union

[hot crystal]

of course now theyre gonna not let me change majors because of some real reason

not some bullshit bureaucratic reason

[peak solar]

Lol

If we don’t follow the rule what’s next we allow zebras to attend our school!?

[undone bone]

zebras are assholes they would bully kids

left and right

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-balloons-floating-gif-23601970

[hot crystal]

maybe if i was a zebra they wouldnt give me so much bullshit

[peak solar]

Lmaooo

[edgy lion]

@umbral whale why is the sky falling tonight

what the fuck

[umbral whale]

has it started yet

[edgy lion]

no soon though

im like deciding if i wanna go to work or not

[umbral whale]

I'm done with it bro

snow every day

[edgy lion]

if i go i might be fucked

[umbral whale]

[edgy lion]

i dont wanna live at work till the roads get cleared either

[hot crystal]

@peak solar now i need to schedule an mri

[umbral whale]

how much shit do you get in if you don't go

[umbral whale]

[edgy lion]

ow it will be alot

but i honestly dont think i care

at this point

im sapped off wanting to do anything theses days and they pay me jackshit so

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

Good luck bro it’s a nightmare

I swear hospitals fucking hate using mris

It’s like asking them if you can fuck their parents

Or maybe that’s just the va

[hot crystal]

well i have a doctors order

so it might be ok

[peak solar]

Oh nvm ur chillin then

[hot crystal]

its to check if the dislocation fucked up my cartilage

if it did i might need surgery or smth

[peak solar]

Hope it didn’t

[hot crystal]

yeah if it didnt im off the brace in 2w

[peak solar]

Good luck bruddah