Bad Ideas thread

[dark prism]

Necessary balancing

[rotund breach]

Cybernetic landmine

[graceful sand]

Breaks the machine/explodes

[storm eagle]

#1411864979648549017 is down the hall and to the left

[molten crow]

Fix all forms of power generation in the game. It disgusts me the fact that none of them are boiling water.

[modern pasture]

Flesh path heretic should get contortionist jumpsuit as an ability

[primal cloak]

add parrying, feinting, blocking and ripostes for more goida melee combat
(also wideswinging has a 0.3 second delay before coming out with a little ultrakill parry flash showing, doesn't show if the weapon attacks fast enough)

parrying: press rightclick with a wielded melee weapon to parry and disarm your opponent. missing a parry leaves you vulnerable (if shoved you get disarmed, if hit with a melee you take 1.5x damage)

riposte: following a parry, you can directly hit an opponent for doubled damage.

blocking: press F with a wielded melee weapon to start blocking. all incoming melee damage is halved but does minor stamina damage, and slows you by 15%.

feinting: while blocking, wideswing to feint. feinting will play a slightly different audio cue and show the wideswing VFX, but do no damage and not trigger a parry.

[tawdry pebble]

Me watching the monkey with crowbar parry and dodge the gibstick 4 times and hit me so hard I instantly gib

[primal cloak]

space souls dodge build

[uncut moon]

#great-ideas-thread

[grave prairie]

artificially slow down goob alpha so people move back to sigma

[grim dome]

For every minute they play on a single server, make the viewport zoom in by a pixel

[vast oracle]

Disease that makes your sprite shrink by 1% every minute. After 100 minutes you vanish (RR).

[shadow spindle]

Already implemented

[bleak copper]

Replace paradox clone with the Erlking from Limbus Company Canto 6 The Heartbreaking

[storm eagle]

#1411864979648549017

[shadow spindle]

Zombies should be able to sprint but it consumes 4x stamina

[elfin hedge]

New power source: The Man
The man is a very large and powerful entity. The man must be contained by engi. Engi must balance between containment safety and power output.
The more calm the man is, the less energy output. The more angry/powerful the man is, the more power.
If the containment fails, the man breaks free from the sarcophagus and becomes an immensely powerful ghost role antag.

[viral hare]

Add addiction to drugs

[red ermine]

Add the bingularity

[orchid plover]

I'd love the idea of adding anomalous creatures to study (scp or lobotomy corp type shit). Don't know how that would fare in the game though.

[bleak copper]

Add the creatures from Doctor Nowhere

[slate salmon]

This is just old sci, they should honestly hide the node outcomes

[river oasis]

Best ideas thread, why are the nodes not hidden?

[tawdry pebble]

Which ones.

[uncut moon]

#1411864979648549017

[uncut moon]

He should be able to break through walls, airlocks, and windows easily, but should ideally be held back by reinforced walls and MV/HV electrified grilles, that way it creates a dynamic of hiding in safe zones

[bleak copper]

Illegal balloon salesman, Filbus, guilt, and Locust.

[tawdry pebble]

Interesting choices

[hardy horizon]

Give wizard christmas self -recharging staff, that spawns unsafe presents you usually get from present anomaly critting. How is that balanced for wizard, i.e. what stops wizard just sitting in his base rolling for infinite TC uplink? The notion that any item can be ANY item, including tesla, singularity or immovable rod. This is still bad idea because wizard chuds will still abuse it and either die to aforementioned threats, or get some OP shit and steamroll the station, not like they couldn't before, but now it's less fun for both parties involved.

[dry fractal]

Only functions once on station

[hardy horizon]

They will just do it on solars then

[dry fractal]

Solars requires extra wizcoins for space protection, balanced or buying the staff sends a message to the station

[hardy horizon]

Give Wizard present event that gives every crew an unsafe present. This is mostly not beneficial for wizard due to possible items crew can get and crew instantly knowing it's wizard shift, but adds a lot of chaos to the station and is fun for crew. Increasing unsafe present amount per person, makes it less beneficial for crew, because crew rolling jugsuit is not as impactful as a single tider rolling a teslaloose or Conquest. Still fun for crew though. The way I see, this event spell can be bought infinitely with first buy being free and each additional time requiring one wizcoin.

The moment NTR dies and is not revived for 5 minutes, ERT gets automatically called.

[primal cloak]

turn all derelict syndiborg spawns into a regular syndicate assault cyborg spawn on a 25% chance

[drowsy flax]

old arti sci was more like "lets gamble on artifacts until they are kinda annoying to progress then crush it" dont add the Big Discovery until arti becomes more interesting than "read stimuli, do thing, get points", an upgrade to a lobcorp style would do wonders

[elfin hedge]

10k GC = 1$
but you can only cash out at 100k GC

[kindred ibex]

grim reaper antag
he is like wraith but instead of instant rotting them, he turns people into weaker versions of closet skeletons, the grim reaper is just a closet skeleton with black wizard robes and a hood, and he has his own unique scythe which is used to reap souls and turn them into closet skeletons

[bleak copper]

Add the bloodfiends from Project Moon. Specifically the kindreds and their blood arts. The original kindred utilizes specialized blood arts from the blood of the surrounding area and from the person they are fighting. They can use it to enhance their weapon or to perform specialized hardened blood attacks. If a crit person is bit the kindred can choose to either turn them into a lower kindred (only can happen two times) or a bloodbag. Lower kindreds can use the blood arts but at a weaker level and can only use a set category of the arts. Bloodbags are very weak but equipped with the blood art weapons and/or armor that the original kindred utilizes. They also can’t utilize the blood arts and the kindred can absorb or kill the bloodbags at will to heal themselves which causes the bloodbag to gib themself. The kindreds and bloodbags NEED blood. For kindreds if they don’t drink blood they will grow very weak. For bloodbags they will die without the blood. Weak to fire, and can really get hurt by anything like a normal race does. They are also weak to Holy damage, and fear water to where it can near stun them if splashed by it (original kindred not affected by water)

[oblique gate]

Corpse flower: as you expect its a flower but it produces ammonia gas and crapotoxin
sensitive smelling: a trait that will cause you to vomit if you smell any ammonia and chemicals in the air.
Smell blind: its a trait, you cant smell anything ( if your somehow a furry dog your * smelling * power is useless, and the only downside is taking more damage from ammonia or any gas-related chemicals bc why not )

[cinder snow]

Clankers get tider sickness after too many IPC hours logged

[topaz citrus]

Cannibalism trait: you can only consume meat of your own species. If you are diona, then you need to eat diona nymphs to sustain yourself.

[topaz citrus]

Station-wide dementia effect:
Due to malfunction in station cryosleep pods, crewmwmbers mind got alrered in some very cruel way:

• Crewmembers forgot where they actually are. Station is randomly generated using dungen function.
• Half of crewmembers are speaking nonsense. Cryptobiolin effect.
• All crew will receive random task like voices from abductors.

[rotund breach]

Smell sensitive on a furry dog makes it so they shrivel up and husk at the smell of ammonia

[tawdry pebble]

Give changeling a sting that injects 50 gender fluid

[shadow spindle]

raiderium: makes you speak russian accent if there is 25u of the solution
2 copium
2 clf3
makes 1u
validicene: gives you killsign if there is more than 5u
50u fresium
50u ichor
makes 0.5 units

[shadow spindle]

meant to put this in worst ideas thread

[shadow spindle]

whitelist only radio host role where you can upload audio files

[topaz citrus]

Mixing copium and clf3 for that is 100% certified peak™

[tawdry pebble]

This is what I suggested for it to be

[hasty dome]

shampoo 871 in 1 that is just an item with every tag in this game (you can use this as a material in every crafting and it will probably ash you if you pick it up)

[hardy horizon]

Give traitors war declarator for 300 TC that in exchange for revealing every syndie on the station gives 650 TC back

[bleak copper]

Mid round neutral role Mega Knight

[vast oracle]

Add a slime extract that creates a crit shadow anomaly patch (which spreads on its own)

[shadow spindle]

command grab to mansus grasp

[elfin hedge]

Nuclear Touchdown

100 TC Lone Op exclusive
Nuke Plush toy, but an actual nuke.
Sends out an announcement that it was bought.
Once the lone op touches the station, a countdown begins and another announcement is made. A Sign is placed on the nukie so people know who to stop.

The Lone Op must bring this item all the way to the other side of the station (end zone) before the countdown ends. (The end zone would be inside the station, to prevent cheesing).
This item cannot be put inside bags, and must be carried by hand.

Once the lone op reaches the end zone with item in hand, the nuke is armed with 20 second countdown, regardless of the disk.

Crew will be told where the end zone is, and they must do everything in their power to stop it. To prevent outright killing the lone op, while wielded in both hands, the item will give 70% damage reduction.

[shadow spindle]

Comes with an implant (autosurgeon?) that gives the operative the xeno hunter tackle

[elfin hedge]

Ooooh, and going outside the station interior should count as out of bounds

[kindred ibex]

after the nukie touches down it forces the emote @hits the griddy

[rotund breach]

#1411864979648549017

[uncut moon]

end zone surrounded with reinforced walls, regular walls, shuttle windows, then filled with trit, and lit on fire.

[shadow spindle]

crew building gmod deathrun to stop loneop

[elfin hedge]

i raise by giving the item 1000 Structural damage

[uncut moon]

Won't stop mr/ms/mx nukie from getting cooked by 100000 K trit smoke

[hardy horizon]

End zone disconnected from the station with RCD

[elfin hedge]

Cap releasing the tider to stop the lone op from reaching the end zone

https://tenor.com/view/release-the-baby-wild-croods-race-gif-16132031

[primal cloak]

this literally just turns the station into a game of TF2 payload

[bleak copper]

Add the Visitor from Don’t Look Outside as a late shift event. CC will make an announcement to not look into space no matter what. All visible windows will be automatically shut behind bolted airlocks. Those that look into space will transform into a Cursed. Cursed are antag specific and are either given the objective to just straight up kill or make a passenger look at the Visitor. The Visitor will take notice of something else further from the station and leave after 10-15 minutes.

[shadow spindle]

lock ice spear behind void path

[shadow spindle]

GC installments
Instead of receiving GC for surviving to the end of the round, receive 8-12 gc once every 10 minutes
This will encourage more people to stay engaged with the round longer and removes FOMO from cryoing/leaving/dying

[kindred ibex]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1411864979648549017
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[shadow spindle]

Bad idea becuase theres probably some fucked up balance or whatever

[shadow spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI3aF02YhQc add this to radio host

[subtle fractal]

add the ability to remove teeth from mice surgically so they cant bite people anymore

[graceful sand]

This but for zeds

[subtle fractal]

real

[spring wren]

Go in alpha (odd to say this after so long…) and spend 5 hours SSD, GG!

[shadow spindle]

Get banned for afking an antag rolling GG

[spring wren]

I love occasionally going on alpha and searching for antag rollers as a ghost then taking a mouse role and biting them to death

[elfin hedge]

Reverse Cobra:

Syndicate cobra gun, except the gunshots are loud and the bullet hits are silent.

[faint rapids]

librarian specific traitor tool that regenerates its ammo and fans out 6-8 pens like a shotgun when used

[subtle fractal]

letting headrevs tamper with flashbangs to make them convert people

[grim dome]

Let headrev throw the book to convert people hit by it.

[rotund breach]

Smell sensitive on a furry dog makes it so they shrivel up and husk at the smell of ammonia

[hasty dome]

nunchucks to syndicate uplink for 30tc that are just a basebal bat but it grant you cqc riposte on holding it

[quiet nacelle]

Drug dealer antagonist: starts with a quantity of drugs like weed and space mirage that you can "sell" to people. When you "sell" to someone, money is deducted from the budget of the buyer's department.

[empty forge]

we replace void heretic's ascension music with "born in winter" by Gojira.... somehow

[shadow spindle]

Changeling Sting (soda) should have a chance to inject advanced mutation toxin while ingesting

[vast oracle]

Changeling Sting randomly switches chemicals while ingested every tick

[shadow spindle]

give firesuits huge slash resist so I can zomboidmaxx

[weak citrus]

Add a new research called Ai mobility chassis, costs 250k and gives you the ability to make a new chassis with legs for the ai

[spring wren]

Hair spray that sets anyone who ingests it hair to another random hair, if brizby and specifically brizby comes into contact with it they get gibbed

[elfin hedge]

Science gets a new separate research tree: Dark Science.
Uses its own Dark Science points by studying dangerous anomalous entities.
Items in the research tree would lean more into eldritch technology, like an organic generator that is type of generator that uses Nutriment as fuel

[shadow spindle]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1382005290194571354 he's rotting you know

[elfin hedge]

“Its almost like some sort of rimworld anomaly”

[elfin hedge]

Replace Xenoborg AI with The Master
and instead of turning people into borgs, they turn people into super mutants

[drowsy flax]

this makes the recipient of the sting valid but in the other way

[bleak copper]

The BSO is always built like the Euruskan Shield Officer from Forever Winter

[delicate cloak]

50/50 bso has normal bluespace implant or a microbomb

[shadow spindle]

Idea outsourced from a hyperborean research base

[shadow spindle]

malign heretic path
reskinned cosmic heretic in the theme of coscult
star gazer is replaced by a dv coscult golem

[bleak copper]

Add the Night Rippers clothes and mask from THE NIGHT RIPPER by Puppet Combo

[shadow spindle]

rogue star gazer event:
a star gazer appears outside the station to le murderbone everyone. unlike ascension gazers, this one is killable and the evil ass death laser does not ash from years of floating through space.

[elfin hedge]

Etools Bluespace Restock. 10 TC

When used on an Etools vending machine, it makes the vendor have Infinite budget insulated gloves.

[bleak copper]

Tiders can make Mega Knights armor and gloves

[grim dome]

Megaknight plays more like how a security player would

[hasty dome]

Sire Tide a Lot
John validhunter

[oblique gate]

Skeld map (among us map ) its a medium-low pop station from the hitgame among us where centcom payed for the station instead of atmos ( its atmos department is horrible ) and evac which is called the poor evac ( im not going to deal with this so heres the blueprints )

[ripe vine]

to go along with this, add 'dust station', a station that is just dust 2 from counter strike

[elfin hedge]

Fartboard discord channel
Like starboard, but with 5 🐖 fart reacts

[ripe vine]

delete all maps currently in goob station and make it only prison.
rename the server to prison station.

[elfin hedge]

Make Prison 2 (two prison stations next to each other)

[weak citrus]

Make a new map called the brig and make the brig 1x1 and make the stations outline a cube

[scarlet yoke]

🐖 💨

[normal pendant]

prison station

[grim dome]

Make Alexander a ghost role

[ripe vine]

If you name yourself "Herobrine 10988" you get a troll face mask round start

[elfin hedge]

Containment fields can stop a nuclear blast

[rancid wagon]

Ninjas can parry nukes with their katanas

[subtle fractal]

make sec cadets have natural 40% resistances to everything without armor so that everyone bullies hos for not being able to take down someone the cadet could

[hardy horizon]

Ninjutsu should grant recharging damage negation, like blade heretic has. Like one damage nullification per 10 seconds.

[topaz citrus]

Add Doom E1M1 map

[kindred ibex]

make it so you cant say brainrot/memes but then add an immovable rod skibidi toilet retexture

[elfin hedge]

Characters can get sick if they spin around too much in combat mode

[elfin hedge]

Add Panic system from project zomboid

[shadow spindle]

rainbow slime extract steal objective

[thorny lantern]

Remove All The Features So I Can Gain Back Some Storage Space

[primal cloak]

That's parity

[hasty dome]

Titanium bones autosurgeon in uplink
30TC for tots and 80 for nukies
Replaces your bones with the titanium ones, basically means no delimbing and no breaking bones

[vivid canyon]

Motorized treads autosurgeon

[elfin hedge]

Levitatium Reagent:
0.5u per second
Makes the person have 0-grav effect for 2 seconds

[primal cloak]

a stance of the torn champion equivalent...

[shadow spindle]

Im noiting it

[storm eagle]

only from lavaland geisers

[primal cloak]

basically just port the dumbass flight potion from SS13 and let jetpacks be used while under said chem's effects

[storm eagle]

YES

[hasty dome]

rework the implants
all the implants are now much cheaper and much more powerful, but at a cost.

every humanoid now has a humanity parameter of 100 which scales with your size, every implant has a humanity cost for installing them and activating, humanity itself regenerates 1 per minute, and can be regenerated by injecting special medipens

[elfin hedge]

If Medbay is dirty, there is a chance to get infected when laying in a bed with an open wound

[primal cloak]

instead just make this while laying down on any puddle while bleeding

[storm eagle]

opening human storage make you less human?

[shadow spindle]

zombies should take 2x damage from all sources but also have -100% armor penetration
Boss zombies

[subtle fractal]

okay but what's the bad part about this it seems peak

[hasty dome]

all the implants are now much cheaper and much more powerful

[subtle fractal]

okay what's the downside

[hardy horizon]

Erm... Balance🤓

[hasty dome]

having to buy immune blockers from uplink to use implants
like mantis blades would cost like 5tc each but the cost of pulling them out is 10tc worth of immune blockers per 6 uses or you would be dizzy/die

[subtle fractal]

goob and balance isnt a thing be for real

[elfin hedge]

Once a ling has absorbed a person. Ling can take a couple minutes to split, causing a new ghost role ling to split off from the main one.
The main ling keeps their unlocks, but the new one starts fresh.
These Lings no longer get a bonus from absorbing other lings.

Replace the whole station with lings

[subtle fractal]

reminds me of the goon station lings kinda

(they can turn people they absorb into things like arms, legs, eyes, or a butt that can detatch and use abilities to help the ling, and they all get to talk to each other and their ling host in a hivemind)

[shadow spindle]

wearing moon boots as a moth should give you the disgust debuff

[graceful sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-cell-dokkan-battle-dbz-gif-12895097

[charred vortex]

springlock suit

basically acts as a 100 HP shield around you, if it dies you instantly get max bleed and start taking around 10x the damage a dreadsuit does

speedmerge this now...

[subtle fractal]

does he know

[shut badge]

10 minute respawn timer

[elfin hedge]

Permanent Heretic ritual that lets them sacrifice who ever they want for points, but they cannot ascend

[subtle fractal]

doesn't feast of owls do that or is it smth else

[shadow spindle]

budget feast of owls

[grim dome]

Feast of pidgeons

[frail crow]

dinner of pigeons ..

[elfin hedge]

Heretic Path of Skub
they get a gibstick when they ascend

[weak citrus]

Unreliable Mysterious stranger
A 10tc one timeusable item (like cqc book),
when used opens up a ghost role for a mysterious stranger ,
The MS has 1 objective , to help complete objective of whoever called upon their help ,
They are bound to the host like a holoparasite,however the user can’t summon MS at will.
MS has 1 ability, and that is to appear for 15 seconds.
Cooldown being random(30sec-3mins)
Once the MS uses the ability they appear with a grey armored trenchcoat,grey fedora, a python and 1 .45 speed loader.
If MS dies they just vanish with all their stuff and the ability cooldown gets set to 4 mins

[storm eagle]

#1411864979648549017

[tawdry pebble]

10tc for an infinitely respawning ally with a gun and ammo is uhh.

[elfin hedge]

Nobody expects 10 Mysterious strangers

[drowsy temple]

add 1% chance for clown to become a immovable rod roundstart

[subtle fractal]

already in the game

[drowsy temple]

show me code i dont believe

[subtle fractal]

look for it yourself chuddy i could just fake code so you have to find it yourself to know it's real

[drowsy temple]

im too chud and stupid to read code

[topaz citrus]

The sus pointer ability.
You can't use stunbaton or disabler but when you point at people you say "sus" and drain 10 stamina from them.

[shut badge]

Stamcrits with mind

[primal cloak]

new virus mutation: Rabid
you begin to take gradually increasing brain damage over time, being RRed after 10 minutes. After 5 minutes of having this mutation you will begin to foam at the mouth and gain the "bite someone" objective, where you'll get a pointer to the nearest infectible player. If you bite someone uninfected the gradual brain damage will pause for 5 minutes. Extremely rare.

[hardy horizon]

Instead of bite someone objective, you can just apply whatever rust heretic is doing with entropic plume, so you automatically attack anyone close

[quiet nacelle]

Spilling oil on yourself gives you a significant speed boost in maintenance if you have Scottish accent

Also, spilling oil on yourself and then water makes you unaffected by gravity for an amount of time depending on the amount of oil and water
https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-groundskeeper-willie-groundskeeper-willy-santas-little-helper-muscles-gif-20353583

[vast oracle]

Add a recipe for 'Space Cola (Secret Recipe)' that requires a mix of a non-alcoholic beverage and a t2 medical drug (random each round). Discovering this formula triggers a Deathsquad as the recipe must remain secret at all cost.

[rotund breach]

Budget gravitium

[bleak copper]

Add the JoJo hairstyles they lowkey peak

[hasty dome]

When you sprite it

[shadow spindle]

give science a xeno larva cube

[grave prairie]

floorlength bedhead gives you a 0.01% chance to slip on your hair every second you walk

[rotund breach]

#1411864979648549017

[normal pendant]

give the chaplin an m1911 as a nullrod

[storm eagle]

40 second pray for .holy mags that are just a lighten up .35 mags and they deal casul+jackal damage and stack up to 2 mags

[oblique gate]

We need this

[graceful sand]

Crafting recipe: 1 welding mask, 20 glass shards
Protects user from flashes and flashes the surrounding area if flashed

[elfin hedge]

Glass shard armor, Gives you thorns effect but also deals damage over time

[drowsy temple]

mango bombs that zombify moths

[vast oracle]

Give all commands with low playtime a 'command propeller hat' as loadout option so its clear they're new to the position and might need handholding.

[hardy horizon]

now antags know who to kill first🥹

[young saddle]

This is so fucking peak

[elfin hedge]

A large modular rod of a station where each department is its own large shuttle.
You could rearrange the departments.

[shadow spindle]

Someone watched that one barotrauma video

[elfin hedge]

Haven’t, but I am intrigued

[shadow spindle]

oh it was some guy showing off a submarine where every part was a separate minisub, it was super jank but it functioned

[rotund breach]

Station might need 9/11 resistance for this to be a #1411864979648549017

[weak citrus]

Make it so when round starts HOS has a 1% chance of becoming the raid boss that he was(the update where he had, lawbringer, thermals,advance barrier, got to pick a special laser weapon and smth else I can’t remember roundstart)
Also anyone know where I could get the version to this update

[shadow spindle]

phoron guns

[somber apex]

Rare chance to get an item that gives you an antag from Santa Anomalies

Ringing Phone - Traitor
Mysterious Worm - Ling
Book of Many Things - Wizard
Blah blah blah

[shadow spindle]

If you get a grimoire, using soul bind will make you an antagonist

[graceful sand]

Chat is using an item that makes you an antagonist considered self antagging

[shadow spindle]

if you obtain a grimoire it's free game bro

[hardy horizon]

Antag implants are still in the games code, so technically you can get heretic/ling etc from present anom already

[somber apex]

But like full on items that fit the theme

[subtle fractal]

they dont give you antag status tho, just antag abilities

[kindred ibex]

lets add a stealth antag to the game that can decap you in 2 hits and has an ability to heal all brute/burn and has an ability to revive from death

[topaz citrus]

We already have it

[shadow spindle]

Its called thief

[shadow spindle]

snowgrave wizard spell
3x3 area which deals 500 cold damage and puts anyone in the area into an ice cube
has a very obvious telegraph

[main sand]

Stealth isn't a thing in this game. Stop the larp

[uncut moon]

Would only ever be used to pseudo-rr crit people

[elfin hedge]

Mid Idea:
Evac Shuttle styled after a City Subway train.
Would be good for a city themed station

[delicate cloak]

Tider mind control device:
Syndicate device that mind control every tider in a 5 tile radius.

[shadow spindle]

budget Grey Tide

[elfin hedge]

Heretic Path of Noita
Robes are purple and the path focuses on alchemy. And your blade is given a capacity like Salvage weapons and you can mod it and shit

[kindred ibex]

add the skarp laser razor (pronounced: skarp lasser razzer) to the game, a razor that uses lasers to cut hair it is a weapon that you get upon purchasing the scarp scroll, it does 10 heat and 5 shock damage

i will be mildly surprised if someone understands this reference

[opal adder]

rename goobstation into grokstation

[hasty dome]

This but separate antag called alchemist

[simple lantern]

so is tho g [stealth injects yo ass with lexorin]

[ripe vine]

Remove acidifiers.
Anyone antag that normally spawns with a acidifier instead spawns with a microbomb.
Why? First instinct upon killing a threat should not be to strip every item from them, and also ss13 parity.

[somber apex]

#1411864979648549017

[weak citrus]

Macro or acid, ought matter not, for when the ling oni with dual strength implants comes, it shan’t take long until ye head is missing .

[tawdry pebble]

micro+macro and detonate the second you reach under 10hp

[shadow spindle]

Spawn hostile fish node should have an extremely low chance of spawning an expedition dragon (no rifts/roar/carp summon)

[kindred ibex]

good idea

[modern pasture]

Give all nukie ships 4 sets of friendship cannons with explosive shell containers

[elfin hedge]

Make some Xenobio slimes have different diets, like some are vegetarian. Some only eat kobalds

[subtle fractal]

resomi

[candid rivet]

When a person tries to make a min sized resomi make them 3x as large

[shadow spindle]

rubber boots that work like insuls

[hardy horizon]

So you wear them on your hands? That would actually be quite peak funny sprite

[shadow spindle]

Feet

[hardy horizon]

Imagine being able to wear rubber boots on you hands to not get shocked by shocked airlocks. Still can't hack doors though, since you cannot wield wirecutters with rubber boots on your hands

[topaz citrus]

New antag. Just new antag. We don't have enough shit happening on station. Preferably one that can cause major sabotage or RR people at own discretion. And it must be an antag with 0 roleplay requirements, pure DM with secs.

[quiet nacelle]

Ninja nukie that can instantly detonate the nuke, no timer, station just goes kaboom when they reach the nuke

[subtle fractal]

is this not just changeling

[elfin hedge]

Ling fake chitinous armor sting 6 Points

[hardy horizon]

heretics can see in which direction rifts are, but chaplain can seal rifts with his bible

[tawdry pebble]

Ok thats REALLY funny

[fading vigil]

was removed due to SS14 nukies having massive skill issue as a flukie with an inventory FULL of nades would go crit and his microbomb would detonate every bomb in his inventory team wiping the nukies

[ripe vine]

That's funny as shit

[fading vigil]

that is legit the reason why because our nukies suck hot ass at being nukies

[main sand]

What if we brought it back and told them to just get good

[fading vigil]

and this happened enough times to get people complaining and eventually replacing the microbomb with an acidifier

[fading vigil]

would be funny though consider the average goober nukie would be a pretty rough trial by fire

though I would be all for it since it would make nukie rounds go by quicker, because I fucking hate warops

[elfin hedge]

Secoffs: have a chance to roll for security exclusive mindroles:
Dirty cop: Take bribes, able to shake people down
Vigilante (higher chance for det to roll this):
Know one of the crew is a guaranteed antag and try to gather evidence to take them down. Loosely follow space law

[tawdry pebble]

mrp shitsec
metagamer

[modern pasture]

When clowns and mimes hit an electrified grill they should get sent flying

[topaz citrus]

Give unathis an ability to lay eggs like mice do, but instead of another mouse a gecko will apear

[rotund breach]

#1436226268323643452

[hardy horizon]

make sec forbidden from maints on green code in SOP. I've played on a server with this rule, and it made it so much easier to stealth antag without needing to kill all sec to do your objectives. The server was MRP though

[kindred ibex]

i think this is good actually, makes rounds flow better, also makes it so new antags dont just get fucked by 999h sec main

IT IS HUGGBOX SLOP BUT WE NEED A BIT OF HUGBOX SLOP TO PROTECT THE GAME FROM BECOMING COD

[rotund breach]

You either hugbox, or fragbox

[hardy horizon]

it does solve the issue of greenshifts, where shadowling dies to a single cadet roundstart. It also make maints a place to be afraid of, because on green code it's antag land with nobody to help you

[grave prairie]

rewrite all prototypes to look like this

[subtle fractal]

im pretty sure i suggested this one time and people just started saying it was stupid and that i have a skill issue

[elfin hedge]

No notepad ++

[ivory heron]

It is good sec etiquet to leave all antags found in maints before 10 minutes alone, maybe scare them a bit

[primal cloak]

if you're doing antag shit in maints I won't care before 10 minutes as long as you aren't spacing anything or murdering people

[ivory heron]

Everytime i find a thief in maints before 10 minutes i demand a bribe of thier shoes for my silence. Gotta leave them prideless

[vast oracle]

Rust heretic grasp instakills people with any cybernetics, just like with silicons or IPCs

[simple lantern]

id say insta destroys the cybernetic

[steel sorrel]

i wanted this like a year ago but some wizden cunts said no
they removed microbomb i gave to ninja and replaced with acidifier
why does the ninja get an acidifier instead of a bomb

[elfin hedge]

When revs happen and there are 3:
One Headrev spawns with an emag,
One spawns with a fast implanter
and the last spawns with a Bulk Mosin Crate Teleporter.

[elfin hedge]

Make a #Port channel. Opposite of Starboard, for exceptionally shitty posts

[tawdry pebble]

Flesh heretics can manus grasp a flesh anom to instantly crit it, and supercrit if its critting

[elfin hedge]

Duel-Lake-as

Two single shot mini grenade launchers that can only fire when duel wielded.

[topaz citrus]

Increase the amount of goobcoins received by security officers depending on amount of antags defeated during the round. The actual amount also depends on how dangerous antag was (minimal amount for thief, maximum for nukies)

[ripe vine]

Secoffs also lose GC if the antags greentext. Even more if they end the round dead

[weak citrus]

Me when I see the secoff running from ontag in fear for loosing more goobcoins

[sharp flume]

give all security officers an antag objective roundstart to kill a random roundstart assistant

[rancid wagon]

Include clowns and mimes

[elfin hedge]

Microbomb mice that reproduce make more microbomb mice

[tawdry pebble]

RK but landmines

[topaz citrus]

Add gamerule, where there is a small chance for a landmines to spawn across the station. Not just in maints, anywhere on station.

[ripe vine]

i already run from them as a secoff

[vast oracle]

Command Reverse Bear Trap
Special round event. All roundstart command are equipped with a reverse bear trap that doesn't open until shuttle arrives. It triggers its timer if you leave your assigned department, with a leeway of 2-5 minutes.

[elfin hedge]

Syndicate Blindfold

looks like a regular blindfold
equipping it makes you blind, but increases the blind sight radius.
it also gives you a super cool martial art, and let's you see people's footsteps

[vast oracle]

Lag machine if it tracks all footsteps I think

[elfin hedge]

well i mean footsteps in radius. plus old ones despawn

[subtle fractal]

this except dont have this for command and have this only for warden on every round

[normal pendant]

give a macrobomb implant to a random command member

[hardy horizon]

Amatoxin should deal genetic damage because I've watched a funny video and there it says that amatoxin essentially interferes with your DNA

https://youtu.be/s3oLIDaElaE

[shadow spindle]

I deadass watched this a few days ago and considered webedting amatox genetic damage

[elfin hedge]

L6 Saw Cookie Cutter

50 TC syndi chef exclusive.
Ingredient for Cookie L6 Saw, an L6 which has a 10% chance per bullet fired to crumble. Edible
Cookie L6 can only be made in Donk Co microwave

[tawdry pebble]

50tc for a gun that will only last like 10 shots statistically speaking is infact a bad idea

[elfin hedge]

you could make like, 10 since the cookie cutter is reusable

[tawdry pebble]

still kinda ass because imagine having to pull out another l6 mid push

[vast oracle]

Make goidabots are rev-aligned and rev-exclusive recipe to craft. They don't need a Ushanka (or Ushanka becomes easily craftable from lathes). They automatically baseball bat attack mindshielded people.

[rotund breach]

Their voicelins is also the Rev Manifesto voicelines

[elfin hedge]

Normal welders require a welding back tank full of welding fuel to work. This backtank has a 30% chance to explode when user is shot

[raw sparrow]

add еrp

[tidal flume]

Watching the rev'd tider run at sec at full speed with a welder backtank, praying that they shoot him when he gets close

[elfin hedge]

Ipc named sentry buster

[storm eagle]

#1411864979648549017

[ripe vine]

Turn all of these into mp3s and make them into music disks

[uncut moon]

Putting a tech disk into the nuke makes the nuke's sprite 1 pixel larger in all directions

[tawdry pebble]

Goob server where every single pr thats ever been requested is merged into it

[shadow spindle]

#1411864979648549017

[tawdry pebble]

dont forget the vore pr.im talking EVERY.PR.

[shadow spindle]

all it did was remove oni and add a text file with "vore" written 3000 times

[elfin hedge]

Dehydrated Space Leviathan Cube

• 50 TC

[tawdry pebble]

Dehydrated antag 100 tc contains an antag. Any one, even admin ones

[rotund breach]

Runtime Server

[vast oracle]

Rral Jordans can be manually creased with a long doafter to make the non-contra version. Sec gets a creaser tool to do it instantly to any offenders.

[somber apex]

Makeshift SMG, modeled after the Luty chambered in .35 auto. Randomly jams, requiring a 2 second doafter to fix it

[obsidian iris]

Restrict antags by rules again, prohibit antag cooping outside of objectives, restrict RDM to DAGD. TG rules were a mistake, TG is dead for a reason. #NRP_alpha

[shadow spindle]

This is already goob xir

[sharp flume]

midround event where a random player gibs immediately

[elfin hedge]

New damage type: Psychic

Heals over time, but its main way of healing is by taking light narcotics like Space Mirage and THC
Heavy narcotics like Mindbreaker Toxin (LSD) deal psychic damage.

(lowkey a damage type that can be healed by hallucinogens is kinda cool, but it’s kinda messy like why would LSD cause it and not heal it?)

[normal pendant]

getting enough psychic damage will cause you to start seeing shit

[somber apex]

Taking too much psychic damage melts your brain and turns you into a stalker zombie

[hasty dome]

Traffic cones have 15% prot when worn on head as a plants vs zombies reference

[hasty dome]

Chat I know yall are great idea guys, can someone think of any implants the roboticist can do that are to be inserted with surgery?

[somber apex]

CNS Rebooter

[subtle fractal]

literally all of the blackmarket ss13 implants

[shadow spindle]

add human ai from tg

[hasty dome]

Is there a list because I can’t find it

[kindred ibex]

honestly if you workshopped this idea i think it could be actually good

[subtle fractal]

no but i could go into ss13 localhost and make a list

[hasty dome]

Would be peak

[subtle fractal]

might take a bit because it works like an auction to get implants so it's like 10 mins per implant

[subtle fractal]

(i dont know what the chemical infuser does, im assuming it injects chems when you're crit based off the description and the fact it says "emergency chemical" in the name)

subdermal heater is obvious (so is the cooler)

im pretty sure table glider lets you climb tables easier (i should mention for the part where it says you can use a screwdriver it's to switch to things like left arm or left leg)

the P.R.Y.Z.H.O.K. lets you tackle but tackling isnt on ss14 yet

refurbished sandevistan is slower than a regular sandevistan and im pretty sure strains your heart more

forgot to put in BU-TAM but basically it just makes it so shoves dont move you, just do stamina damage (need to be inserted into both legs)

that's all i've found for now there might be more

[hasty dome]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1051550324181180446/1189942604549324940/ratriceeater.gif

[subtle fractal]

R.A.G.E. replaces your mask with an unremovable one and your bag with a chemvat tank (also unremovable) that either injects you with random chemicals when you're low on health or just periodically

knockout shoots out a punching glove that does barely any damage and knocks you and the person it hits down

strong arm thing is kinda obvious description says it

im assuming the morale rejuvenator is for the mood system that exists on ss13

S.M.A.R.T. lets you see your ammo

razorwire spool is a melee weapon with a longer range with 25 brute dmg, i believe slash since it cut the person's arm

i couldnt find it but i do remember the CNS rebooter someone else mentioned being in here, it lets you use two melee weapons at once like a kind of dual wield, I WAS WRONG LMAO it was C.C.M.S i got confused because CNS sounded similar to me, i have 0 idea what CNS rebooter is

[elfin hedge]

50 TC Fortnite chest that generates one random gun, one health item, and some ammo for that gun.

[shut badge]

salt lines are impassable for ghosts

[elfin hedge]

Alert Level Sepia, for time related emergencies.

An antag whose endgame gradually slows down time until everyone but themselves is frozen in place

[shadow spindle]

we have this already it's called space dragon

[viral hare]

if you have the gemini and have either edward or norton in your name the gemini will have a tyler durden sprite

[topaz citrus]

Calcium-dissolver: a special chemical produced from milk, mutagen and phalanximine that upon injection starts very slowly breaking every bone in humans body

[hasty dome]

onis now have a 35% chance to drop small items when they are touching them, get smol fingers nerd

[elfin hedge]

Oni plays

https://tenor.com/view/oneyplays-oney-plays-oney-oneyng-oney-cartoons-gif-12807216127281007044

[subtle fractal]

closet skeleton when this is thrown at them

[primal cloak]

Dissolving pills into a container that already has a liquid in it disguises the chems as the greatest reagent in the container, you're only able to tell via chem goggles or beerhud (or drinking it)

[shadow spindle]

this idea was flowkey in my head like 2 days ago stop stealing my thoughts chudda

[rotund breach]

Tg is mentionably dead due to a forced update no one wanted forced by a headmaint that broke alot of stuff and killed its third server, sybil, followed by their current host apparently being a bigot and being involved in a controversy, and stepping down not before making SEVERAL admins quit, and even then manuel/terry each still get 60 players at their playing hours

[topaz citrus]

Alternative syndie gun to viper called rattlesnake. All the same stats but instead of being silent it is so abnoxiously loud that it makes explosion noise across the station.

[main sand]

Noo it's "for a reason" just don't actually look into it and ruin their argument

[rotund breach]

Then again goobs playerbase is ssethwave tg's playerbase, so the rules really dont work here due to that

[main sand]

The rules are fine since the punishment is proportional to how much chaos you caused. Also having antags be limited was terrible and turned into admins banning anyone that did anything that wasn't an objective. "Rule of cool" doesn't actually work well when we have more than like 5 admins with different opinions on what gimmicks are okay

[weak citrus]

Firing any type of laser gun while aiming at the head, has a 2% chance of going trough the glass of plasmaman suit and igniting the plasma inside killing them instantly and getting rid of all their organs

[sharp flume]

new machine: tide caller

It teleports all assistants in the server to it, and then it prevents them from leaving a 16m radius around it.

[elfin hedge]

make it the Carp Caller, but with tiders

[kindred ibex]

add morphine autoinjectors that do literally nothing (because pain isnt real) but they make you hallucinate if you take two and you will start failing to breathe

[hasty dome]

Pain is very real btw

[subtle fractal]

this, emag to gear them up, and you have a free army

[mystic sentinel]

Isn't morphine just better chloral hydrate or did they nerf it

[uncut moon]

LSD or some other thing could, rather than increasing it flatly, push it towards a certain value, so it would heal you if you're really screwed up, but would be detrimental otherwise.
Also, psychic damage probably shouldn't stack with other damage types.

[shadow spindle]

organ damage already exists just make funny effects happen to you if brain reaches less capacity

[abstract nimbus]

Make radiation damage deal cellular damage and bleeding after a certain threshold

Oh shit this is a stolen idea? Mb i didn't know @shadow spindle

[shadow spindle]

Stole my idea from 2 months ago gg

[abstract nimbus]

Idea 2

Addictions.
Took too much bicardine while trying to treat yourself? Too bad, now you can barely move if you don't have a dose every 5 minutes or visit the therapist :]

[rotund breach]

This is just the average ss13 addiction but its 30 seconds and you cant visit the therapist

[hasty dome]

Clankers have a ram organ in them that can be taken out, it makes them 65% slower and the ram stick can be sold at cargo for 6100 spesos

[hasty dome]

Rename syndiecat into bombocat

[vivid canyon]

Every player can choose 1 ingame rule to bypass. They won't get banned for violation of this rule no matter what they do. The choice is final per player and cannot be changed.

[hasty dome]

Choosing evil rp

[river oasis]

Choosing dbad

[abstract nimbus]

self-ontag :]
-# (i feel like this idea already partly applies on goob sigma)

[rotund breach]

Goob suddenly turns to a evilrp server, also #1436226268323643452

[abstract nimbus]

make VIMs have access to arms so that mice can greytide.

Also make VIMs faster

[rotund breach]

#1411864979648549017 make them able to arm and disarm the nuke

[topaz citrus]

Allow players to cook uranium into tasty uranium corndogs. One bite must give you 50 rad damage and satiate to maximum.

[normal pendant]

give botany the ability to grow datura

[vivid canyon]

Add brainwave implant - turns all its implanted users into a single hivemind and allows them to transfer thoughts remotely without saying a word (discord metacomm pass)

[rotund breach]

#1411864979648549017 make admins not be able o see it too

[subtle fractal]

makes you slow because the amount of calories makes you fat

[storm eagle]

the WHO

[rotund breach]

ss13's chemical addictions? oh i meant the Psychiatrist

[elfin hedge]

Have an item say if it's a material on close inspect if it is used in a crafting recipe, like terraria

[elfin hedge]

Genuinely Sandevistan should have a time stopping aura around it.
It would be so overpowered, but it would also feel more like sande

[main sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319131907090284606/1464910475513954388/statveka_clash.mov?ex=6987aa72&is=698658f2&hm=a463065fdbe14beb9a043fbab425572d1a1d5fde391e4befc1b9191ff7399b8b&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319131907090284606/1464894036237226105/statveka_showcase.mov?ex=69879b22&is=698649a2&hm=9c8a95d1866686f8ce00314a3621e7ab215a028859c31fe3844c27c8058ae280&

[elfin hedge]

Is that in the game already?

[main sand]

no it's a project I've been working on

[elfin hedge]

Sweeet
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5877483865.0589/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.webp

[next ledge]

Add infections and more types of wounds

[shadow spindle]

bullets should inject lead on hit

[vivid canyon]

Add space marine midround, event that spawns 1 space marine with heavy power armor, chainsword and boltgun, tasked with killing all heretics and xenos (including non-human xenospecies)

[hasty dome]

Midround lone deathsquad operative

[simple lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-creepy-smiley-scary-reach-out-gif-17128299

[shadow spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327397242633457747/1468336886605942794/ss13_space_marines.mp4?ex=6989958a&is=6988440a&hm=fe736172dd5aa1899db22e3a008edb8f6bd1f679cf2669ada09f531ce4d60838&

[abstract nimbus]

lovely walk sprites lmao

[rotund breach]

why is it marked ss13 if its ss14 walk cycle, its heresy, it even has 13 sprites, doors and vendors

[somber apex]

Give gardeners a double barrel https://youtu.be/mdIE1oXegqI?si=Bh-wgmj0RJKC04xp

[uncut moon]

Reverse revs:
All the station's mindshields have been corrupted, turning 65% of command and security staff into syndicate puppets with the objective to conquer the station.

[candid rivet]

Add Devil back to the game

[vast oracle]

Only if we also add Space Jesus to the game

[storm eagle]

comrade ilya, make it so with a 65% chance command will be headrev

[abstract nimbus]

Unlockable starting item for dwarves gained by getting over 600u of ethanol in your metabolizing bloodstream

Infinite beer mug, 2x1 item that looks like a glowing xeno-basher glass, has 30u of capacity and refills at the same rate as a sink would, allowing the user to relive their dreams as a deadbeat dad

[primal cloak]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

[vast oracle]

Bartender immediately killing a dwarf with it to fuel their bar with infinite ethanol

[primal cloak]

make a png of armok's character flash on your screen with a human scream whenever you say or hear armok

[somber apex]

I believe this is parity actually

[river oasis]

worst ideas thread exists

[subtle fractal]

this is just metal gear rising bro 🥹

[elfin hedge]

Red Jelly should only last 5 minutes when applied

[compact epoch]

Make BSO explode when he’s not near command for more than 1m

[elfin hedge]

Playtime based buffs on characters

Each job gives you a minor buff based on playtime.

For example, if you have:
50 hours in med department
70 hours in engi
60 hours in sec
100 hours on jani
35 hours on Hop

then on any job you’d get:
5% Faster surgery speed
7% Faster crafting and building
6% More accurate with guns
10% More likely to plunge up something good from toilets
3.5% increased chance to gain access when microwaving IDs

[vivid canyon]

Wizard spell that removes random component from target entity

[left wolf]

Thats acctully too funny to be a bad idea.

[hasty dome]

Removing metadata

[candid rivet]

Removing eyecontent

[rotund breach]

In all fairness, when we have GIB HAND, a 1/90 chance for immortality/invisibility doesny seem too bad, #1411864979648549017

[hasty dome]

You can use the spell on yourself too
Gamble on crashing the server, becoming literal god, or removing the userinterfacecomponent making you unable to teleport out of the base or use any interfaces at all

[somber apex]

Makeshift Shotshell that requires painkillers to make, forces the other player to become drowsy and eventually slip out of reality(violently convulse on the floor)

[shadow spindle]

or just pillshot 12 gauge
shoots low damage low AP projectiles with 80% chance to inject chems of pills used to craft on hit

[elfin hedge]

Removes Damagable component

[shadow spindle]

#1436226268323643452

[rotund breach]

And thats the kind of wacky wizard was made for

[opal adder]

removing physics component 🥹

[rotund breach]

Thats the kind of wacky wizard was made for, oh so now i can gib hand someone or instantly cause a shuttle call but the SECOND i mess with ONE persons's code, which also has a chance of making the game unplayable for me ( cuz ur frankly dead ) now im guilty??

[pastel valley]

add new departament "murino", it has 2 jobs: drun and ch

[opal adder]

physics component missing doesn't risk making it umplayable

it risks instacrashing the server

[rotund breach]

:gigachad: in all fairness it is in a an entity, and is rng, so sometimss let wiz have Fun

[candid rivet]

Allow traitors to get guerilla gloves along with CQC for only 60 tc

[rotund heron]

unremovable gloving gloves

[primal cloak]

re-add instant hard grab for armclaw but make it only work on prone people, otherwise it injects amatoxin and mute toxin.

[shadow spindle]

Emagged dispo shouldnt insta gib, and should instead deal 65 blunt, slash, and pierce to whoever is inside it, along with stunlocking them

[sick plover]

65 per 6.5 seconds

[elfin hedge]

Detailed 32x32 pixel animatable Custom Character portraits that pop up when inspecting someone. These would also pop up next to text that a character said

[rotund breach]

im pretty sure this is a evilrp feature, other than the pop-up part which is just any videogame dialogue

[shadow spindle]

No it's linked images on inspect not portraits

[rotund breach]

what yo umean by that

[shadow spindle]

You can embed an image into your bio

[rotund breach]

ive seen portraits on examine before, though.

[sharp flume]

add intestines to the groin, and they fall out when you take slash or piercing damage to the groin. without intestines chemicals you eat won't enter your bloodstream, so you can remove your own intestines and eat or drink whatever you want.

[rotund breach]

Give sec a GOOD button costing a X amount of gc, which makes a big sign over their head saying "GOOD" giving them legal protection from crewmenbers

[grim dome]

PROTAG token that gives you AA and lets you validhunt.

[grim dome]

A rework/varient for zombies game mode.

FIVE STRAINS of the virus which would in tiers be available as the server pop rises or falls.

Each infect you at different paces and give you varying stats.

Green strain(low pop): Infects you very slowly, but more health when you turn.

Blue strain: Infects you in half the time of green strain more defense

Red strain: Infects you in a quarter of the time as green strain raises your attack

White strain: Infects you the quickest beneath current Initial infected and makes you quicker

Invisible strain(max pop): Initial infected current, can pop their infection whenever they want. Doesn’t show symptoms, but can bite people and turn them immediately into green strain.

(All strains also affect skin color so you can ‘easily’ tell who has what strain)

Wearing a mask prevents bites from being delivered to your target.

On max pop, each of the II should be a different strain when the antag roles.

[elfin hedge]

Syndicate Plasteel Chip.
Inserting into the Ai console will unlock syndicate weapons and martyr modules on ALL borgs.
However, this does not change the laws on any of them, so you still have to antimov and whatnot.

[rotund breach]

what about the Syndicate Laser Module from goon, it gives the ai the ability to fire lasers from its cameras, but does not modify its laws ( other tahn taking up a law rack space in goon but we donth ave the rack ) then again thats more of a #1411864979648549017 comparedd to global syndie weapons

[rotund breach]

just fucking add the zombie's admin gamemode from TG

[abstract nimbus]

Make uranium ammunition deal rad damage instead of pierce

[rotund breach]

why is this a bad idea/??? its fucking uranium ammunition

[primal cloak]

parity but horrible for balance: allow ninjas to turn stunned/downed cyborgs into either a syndicate assault cyborg or a syndicate medical cyborg with a ninja-aligned lawset

lawset for the borgs themselves:
Law 1: Honor the Spider Clan
Law 2: Serve the Warriors of the Spider Clan
Law 3: BANZAI!!!! (basically suicide charge if you ever get to low health)

[shadow spindle]

these exist but are unused

[bleak copper]

Incredible Gassy costume

[shadow spindle]

Create The Three Branches of Gooberment
Management (Heads of Staff)
Development (Maintainers)
Community (Game admins, community managers)

Maintainers must vote on the rulings of PRs and they must be approved by a head of staff
Maintainers can, if enough votes occur, overrule the ruling of the head of staff

Heads of staff can make a choice if a tied PR ruling occurs
Heads of staff can appoint maintainers and admins

Admins can remove any staff with majority vote
Admins dictate if the actions of any staff member is against the rules and/or code of conduct

[somber apex]

What about admins V Maints

[shadow spindle]

Let me fix

[abstract nimbus]

Make alcohol seep into the blood of dwarves at a ratio of 1/5

So for example if you somehow get 200u of ethanol into your system, 50u of your blood will be permanently replaced with ethanol and will also regenerate as ethanol

[tidal flume]

make it so if you type /lobotomy while holding a skewer you give yourself a lobotomy, paired with brain rot sounds

[somber apex]

If a corpse is left out or the body is disrespected(no coffin, destroyed body post Mortem, ect) that persons ghost becomes Vengeful, becomes a mini antag, and gets a couple random ghost abilities that cause minor inconveniences

The ghost loses Vengeful status if the body is put into a coffin, is turned to biomass through a reclaimer, or is cremated. Ghosts with gibbed bodies cannot be removed of Vengeful status, because fuck you and your round removal bullshit go cremate the body and honor the dead while you’re at it

[rotund breach]

Give them a 30 minute cooldown einath that starts on cooldown so that it fits in #1413311663007989761

[elfin hedge]

Heretic Mulitpathing

[topaz citrus]

Nyanotrasen gamemode: everyone is forced to be felinids

[shadow spindle]

@dry star Consider this proposal

[elfin hedge]

Emagging a Centrifuge causes it to ALWAYS test positive for ling and spawn flesh kudzu

[oblique gate]

Oh~ you want your peaceful roundstart round with 20 players readyed up while there 40 players that are not readyed up? Well your gonna get the bombaclat special, spawn nukies, xenos, or wizard as a ghost role regardless if you’re readyed up or not

[tidal flume]

remove the observe button (Actually this might not be a bad idea...)

[somber apex]

If an Admin calls in an ERT, Theres is a one percent chance the distress signal is intercepted and a Syndicate Strike Team is called instead

[storm eagle]

#1411864979648549017

[rotund breach]

#1411864979648549017

[abstract nimbus]

Makeshift timer triggers

Crafted with LV, a modular machine part and two steel, they behave almost the same as the pipebomb or firebomb trigger mechanism where it is randomly set between 0-10 seconds, but it will instead be 1-10 seconds so you don't blow yourself up with your 500 clf3 nades

[hard agate]

Kentucky Fried Resomi

[ivory heron]

THE HEIST

100tc syndi exclusive item, not in nukie uplink

an implanter that gives you a one time teleport to cc, emaging all doors there for the duration. You have 30 seconds before getting teleported back to the station, during which you should steal as much shit from cc as possible, including armory weapons.

[normal pendant]

30 seconds to get aa and wizard spells

[simple lantern]

😔 ✊

[hard agate]

bawk bawk bawk is all I hear

[simple lantern]

i have been kfc'd on many occasion - im merely demonstrating my resignation

[little fulcrum]

Zombies should say “Chuuud” instead of brains

[river oasis]

Is this real??? 😭 I cant take this rn, im fucking shaking

[abstract nimbus]

resomi zombies*

[sly pumice]

the wizard book, the pulse laser in armory, the seraphim mech ect

[abstract nimbus]

CC turrets would stop you

[abstract nimbus]

Give cargo the option to buy a mini-cargo shuttle which will show up docked to the ATS after a 30 second FTL period to make sure nobody gets squished.
If the current cargo shuttle is lacking it's shuttle console, undocked, and atleast 50 tiles from the station, the shuttle will FTL and dock onto the cargo docking bay.

It would be a 6x5 shittle with one docking port at the back, distro, a thermoelectric generator, shuttle console, gyroscope, mini-grav, SMES & Substation, lights, and 1 thruster on each side.

The walls will be shuttle walls, and the front will be made of shuttle windows to help visibility.

They will be limited to two per round, with the first purchase costing 30k and the second purchase costing 50k

[sharp flume]

let cargo hire mercenaries, the price of mercenaries increases whenever one of them dies, so cargo is best off hiring a bunch of them at once. they arrive with shitty guns but you can keep buying them, and they are allowed to kill any antagonist although they have to follow orders from cargo since cargo hired them.

[abstract nimbus]

Great idea to make ghost roles but i feel like if a syndie hires them then the station is fucked

[elfin hedge]

Once Sci has unlocked all the tech, they can research one “breakthrough technology”

Each department has a breakthrough technology except service.

Breakthrough technologies are one research node, and unlock everything that the head of that department has.
Ex
Science breakthrough tech would unlock hand teleporter, gemini clone, etc.
Security would unlock Lawbringer, justice, etc

Once one is unlocked, you cannot unlock any of the other ones.

[sly pumice]

just run to the mech, theres cover there, then use mech to destroy turrets safely, or just use the cover to run, grab, and run back before turrets react

[somber apex]

Captains unlocks nuke codes

[unique river]

Only if you emag it

[sacred leaf]

you get one seat
no walls
A bare frame
no air
just a generator, apc, 3 thrusters, and two tiles to put a crate on

[topaz citrus]

Hannibal - new syndie gun, an illegal modification of Lecter. Uses special expansive ammunition that deals almost no damage, cannot penetrative armor at all, but will easily delimb any bodypart (if it's not armored)

[primal cloak]

new undetermined crate bundle: carpmaster (significantly rarer then the regular carp bundle)
contains an attuned carp suit, a sleeping carp scroll, several dehydrated carp and sharkminnows, and two syndicate dragon reinforcements.

Attuned carp suit: heals space carp, sharkminnows, and dragons in the vicinity by 2/second while equipped. Has default bloodred stats and has a long doafter to remove. (makes you have a special icon that marks you to not be attacked by carp, dragons, and other carp faction members along with giving you faction alignment)

Syndicate dragon reinforcement: summons a trained space dragon, the dragon is a familiar to the person who summoned them and has all default space dragon abilities except for carp rift. the health of the space dragon is halved compared to the normal antag one.

[kindred ibex]

remove dwarves and accents and selfmerge the PR

[elfin hedge]

Even the guy who made the species said dwarfs should be removed. It’s so over Dwarfbros

[main sand]

don't forget to hold a vote among all of your maintainers, have the vote result be to deny the pr, and then continue to self merge it

[elfin hedge]

Hashtag: DwarvesMatter ❤️

[sly pumice]

give scugs a random objective, like eat 10 different food items, pet the ai core, make it to cc ect

[subtle fractal]

dont forget to deny the revert pr without holding a vote

[main sand]

And then act like all of their points and opinions don't matter then reply with "We're not doing this" as you close it

[subtle fractal]

truly a wizden moment

[storm eagle]

add an insub feature to reveal antags

[spring wren]

Give hos asthma that has a 50% chance to kill him with 200 genetic damage if he sprints

[elfin hedge]

Horse girl Hos

[spring wren]

[primal cloak]

let the NTR purchase various head-exclusive items with loyalty points, along with more advanced disablers

[elfin hedge]

Trevor as a Horse Girl from that horse girl game

[sly pumice]

i just had a not so bad idea, ya know how people mald over ntr getting a recharging disabler, what if it was less stun and more knockback

[sick plover]

#1411864979648549017

[elfin hedge]

Emagging the Tech Disk terminal adds most traitor tech to the research loot pool. So if you gamble you could unlock C4, Cybernetics, Plant pot, etc

[somber apex]

Fun fact this was possible in TG

You put a tele crystal in a thing called a dematerializer or something and it unlocked Illegal Technology

[primal cloak]

every doctor having a sande

[main sand]

Cyberpunk 2077 parity

[primal cloak]

ngl it's actually bounty material if it's a 50 TC syndie job item

[subtle fractal]

this is a sign that we should do this to make sci even more powerful as a syndie

[sly pumice]

Nah, just have sm shard on a stick

[elfin hedge]

CE gets round start SM sword

[modern pasture]

New pill type that’s triple the size and can contain triple the chems

[elfin hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pill-gif-18490698

[modern pasture]

SHOT SPEED UP!!!

[elfin hedge]

the 30 desoxy 30 dylo pill

[hasty dome]

And it just the mega pill sound from tboi

[sly pumice]

We should add happy pills as a variation of maints pills

[sly pumice]

I had more thoughts

Tame a lizard: bring food, alive preferably, to a lizard, and become friends with it
Spear hoarder: hold 3 spears at the same time
Artificer: create modular grenades, or collect other grenades
Ooh shiny: collect shiny things
The scholar: bring books and other information media to someone who can read it too you
The mark: acquire the gift of speech

[rotund breach]

what about the slayer

[sly pumice]

Only if it were to hunt pests, we really dont want lizard hunting scugs

[dry star]

Bounties

[elfin hedge]

Mail

[static night]

Add goblin species from frontier (what could go wrong)

[bitter sparrow]

War ops automatically unlocks the gygax central control chip

[elfin hedge]

Stone Mask: 30 TC

(Leaves just enough to buy a holoparasite )
Wearing it once gives you the powers of a vampire.
Gives you very good passive regen, and metabolizing blood heals you
No longer need food or water
You can survive as a head after being killed and decapped
Allows you to plant a flesh bud into people to mind control them (Syndi Mind control)
ANYONE who wears it gains these powers as well

[bleak copper]

The Chef can do a CRK and bake living cookies with chem help

[vast oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-hey-gorgeous-gif-14749060
Just add The Mask as a free agent

[compact epoch]

Sir that was a jojos reference

[elfin hedge]

ha ha ha. sir YOU have won the internet today

[vast oracle]

We already have bad Jojo references

[elfin hedge]

Sorry, English is my first language 😅

[elfin hedge]

Good ideas thread

[somber apex]

It should nuke the entire station starting at the origin point of the person that drank it

[weak citrus]

Ntr getting a request to make the singularity for 6 points

[uncut moon]

nono, it should just instantly do a random heretic ascension on whoever drinks it, but only cosmetic. So like, they get illusory versions of all the abilities that don't actually do any damage.

[opal adder]

when the BSO lifelines a tier 1 singulo spawns to deter antags from killing him

[uncut moon]

"deter"

[sly pumice]

Dagd macrobomb minibomb suicide into bso

[weak citrus]

Thief hypo noct+ 2 c4 to kill bso , reason? I tought it would be funny

[sly pumice]

Based

Next time, use n20, strip em and place em in a walled in box with an air system
Leave them to suffer

[primal cloak]

Add combos tied to performing other combos to CQC and scarp

crashing waves -> crashing moon kick
requires you to hit a crashing waves kick and then hit the same person with a knee haul
launches you 2 tiles away from the person hit and makes you do a flip, then flings you at the person the combo is performed on, fully stamcritting, dealing 50 brute, and launching the target like the person got hit with clownshot.

pressure -> crush
requires you to land a pressure combo, and then kick on someone
breaks all bones in the targeted body part, inflicts full bleedstacks, and instacrits (if you think this is unbalanced may I remind you that pressure alone is enough stamina damage to necksnap small species)

[sly pumice]

That already exists in the form of using the combos effectively

[primal cloak]

Doing the daily wordle should give you 500 GC

[ivory heron]

#1411864979648549017

[slow patio]

What if wizards had a mimic crate spell that spawned a mimic that looks like a random type of closed crate and if you tried to open it it would leap at you, lock you inside of it, and digest you to death?

[sick plover]

#1411864979648549017 and #1313237291254157353 are down the hall on the left, good xir

[slow patio]

Ah my apologies I’ll be on my way tips hat

[subtle fractal]

vore....

[real obsidian]

wdym bad this is peak idea

[viral hare]

Syndi item that makes an injected person social distance. If there is a person within a 6 tile radius of the injected person they will both get a countdown and be gibbed when it ends

[uncut moon]

If you love it so much then why don't you forward it to https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1411864979648549017

[real obsidian]

The grave of ideas you mean

[uncut moon]

Fair

[elfin hedge]

Superjail costume for the warden

[hasty dome]

Ankle monitor that goes into your shoe slot, can’t be removed without a special key and is just a tracker implant+bodycam

[somber apex]

Instantly reverted

[somber apex]

However Deus just took BSOs zipties(“uh oh, I conveniently don’t have a means to disarm you! Time for 8 gauge!”)

[tidal flume]

I love how players who are litterly banned on the fucking server CONSTANTLY for good reason are allowed to make changes to something their banned from

Not just maints ik

[shadow spindle]

Neverplayers have more control over the server and it's content than real players
this is not just limited to maintainers

[somber apex]

This person was banned for homophobia and slurs like genuinely why does this person still have permission to change shit

[real obsidian]

peak moderation exemple 🥹

[shadow spindle]

I've said it many times before and I'll say it again.
Do not notice.
Do not question.
🤫

[somber apex]

Would bountying a repoban for this idiot be petty cause low-key looking at this guys PRs theyre all just reverts and shitty features

Except one which makes rechargers faster

[tidal flume]

this would only have good results

[shadow spindle]

someone already tried
there is no point in trying to change it because we are literally fucked on all sides
the only things to do are to keep malding or hop servers

[somber apex]

But this time theres motivation to get him out

That or we make a big stink of things. See: Cloaks(for some fucking reason)

[tidal flume]

It SHOULDNT be this way, and it COULD be fixed if the people who could fix it ACTUALLY tried to

[modern pasture]

Isn’t the problem of slop prs made in 5 minutes getting fixed with goob reforged?

[somber apex]

It’s PR quality not maintainer quality unfortunately

[shadow spindle]

you guys are too hopepilled LMFAO
theres literally nothing to do in the current state of goob except keep malding or move servers
i can't say too much because the Ministry is listening

[somber apex]

If the system cannot be repaired then burn it down and start anew

[modern pasture]

Still something to be looking forward to since there’s a baseline quality, even if the maintainers suck they still have to follow to pr rules

[somber apex]

True

[shadow spindle]

"im gonna make my own Goob! With blackjack and hookers!"
never leaves development stage or becomes a server that never gets players

[modern pasture]

Idea, make a goob fork and just revert all the revert prs that suck

[shadow spindle]

Welcome back traumastation

[modern pasture]

but what if we did it better

[sly pumice]

Fix serpentcrest
The people want it

[jagged sparrow]

so far theres gonna be like two "new goobs" if traumastation doesnt die immediately

[primal cloak]

make all piercing damage instead be blunt damage when you have a modsuit up (as it's literally just metal), 1000 broken bones and five morbillion organ damage

[rotund breach]

goob becomes the new wizstation fork server

[abstract nimbus]

readd Prison to the rotation :]

[kindred ibex]

make a goob server that you can play on whilst banned and the only map available is prison, if you are banned you cannot play any other job aside from assistant

[elfin hedge]

Syndicates can now delete item categories from the uplink. Meaning they can no longer purchase any item from that category.

Doing this grants them 30 TC for each category

[abstract nimbus]

Me with 7 syndicate bombs after deleting all the categories
😎

[hasty dome]

Me deleting pointless category every shift
Me deleting every category but disruption to buy 3 super surpluses

[elfin hedge]

Add Growth and Shrink serum.
Both grow and shrink a creature respectively.

Growth serum can be obtained from juicing cooked gorilla meat.

Shrink serum can be obtained by mixing growth serum and vestine.

Growth resets on crit, so if you get stuck you can die to unstuck

[sharp flume]

Make it so you can work out by repeatedly picking heavy objects up, and by getting up off the floor over and over. If you recently ate protein then you will grow bigger and stronger as you work out.

[weak citrus]

Add a 2x2 clock to cap/hos kit ,
the numbers are replaced with the word “nothing”,
when used it has a use time of 2 seconds( can be used infinitely)
, the user taps the clock and says one of these
”nothing ever happens”
“ look at the time, it’s nothing O’clock “
“Bro thinks somethings happening”
“Would you look at the calendar, it’s Nothingday again.”
“Check the forecast 100% chance of nothing.”
“What’s on the agenda? Ah, yes. Nothing.”
“Alarm just went off for our daily nothing.”
“It’s that time of year again, Nothing Season.”
“The clock struck never.”
“It’s currently half past absolutely nothing.”
“The stars have aligned… for nothing.”
“History will remember this day… as uneventful.”

Each time the clock is used, there’s a 1% chance of a completely random event to happen,
when an event is trigger the clock reacts differently to the strength of the event,
If it’s minor antags or event-
“Did something happen?”
If it’s something like midround traitor/heretic/ling/blob -
“The clock cracks and lands on… something ?”
If it’s bit more major event event like zombies/loneop/slasher/ert -
“The clock shows signs of nearing shattering , something might have happened”
And if it’s major major shit like nukies/deathsquad/rodimpact/wizard -
“The clock shatters, something has happened”
After it lands on major major it breaks and does 65 shock to the user

[rotund breach]

#1411864979648549017 but also no midround tator for the clock user and maint loot

[abstract nimbus]

Minor mid-round antag, the half-op

You wake up in a haze, heart racing and ears ringing.. It seems that someone's reinforcement radio has malfunctioned and sent you to a random spaceship. Hey, you might aswell do your job while you're here.

The half-op is a syndicate monkey akin to the one from the ancestral reinforcement radio you can buy for 30 TC, and thus you only have 30 TC and an implanted uplink.

Your objectives can vary between the ones from syndicate agents, but you are guaranteed to get atleast one violent objective (kill, prevent from reaching CC, DAGD, etc.)

You spawn on one of the unique midround visitor ships (asian restaurant, reg. restaurant, animal transporter, chaplain ship, etc.) except it is fitted with syndicate flags and visibly battered. On-board you will find things you would usually find on the ship, with the exception of always having a syndicate encryption key somewhere on the ship.

There isn't much going in your favour, but you might aswell make the best of being stranded far from syndicate grounds, and so close to Nanotrasen property.
-# -flavour text

[hasty dome]

A PDA app in heads PDAs that lets them vote to set the level alert to gamma
Needs 3 approves and the level alert is set to gamma

[primal cloak]

Let syndie scientists buy a blob in a vial for 100 TC

[rotund breach]

201 tc so they have to put in effort

[somber apex]

Station Modifiers that change the round and difficulty. The more impactful, the more rare.

Lights Out: All the lights on station are broken. Have fun fixing them.

Infestation: Maints are filled with dangerous creatures that protect their territory.

High Risk: Station is placed in a high risk area, a lot more Antags, but security is replaced with a single wave of ERT

SyndieStation: Everyone is a syndicate operative with an uplink. No set jobs. Traitors work for NT and can buy CC gear.

Nations: A department declares independence. Their sovereignty is theirs to fight for.

Quiet Shift: No Antags, No Random events. Surely nothing goes wrong.

Haunted Station: Revenants, Shadowlings and other supernatural monsters will infest the station.

Last Stand: The Emergency shuttle is late to the station. Syndicate Strike Teams are on their way and constantly respawn. Survive as long as possible until a shuttle arrives at the station or everyone dies.

All Any: Every single antag possible spawns in at once.

Tide Aftermath: Everyone is an assistant. No set jobs and no Security.

[primal cloak]

erm acktually shadowlings are ALIEN creatures not supernatural 🤓

[somber apex]

The Chaplains blood stained sword does not discriminate. A heathen is a heathen, it shall be slaughtered above the holy alter.

[subtle fractal]

make self antag allowed on greenshifts

[somber apex]

Its gonna happen regardless but no

[modern pasture]

all at once my beloved

[hasty dome]

CQC kit in the thunderdome

[sly pumice]

Carporia and scarp too

[hasty dome]

Scarp too op for thunderdome

[elfin hedge]

Capo in the dome would be good tho

[sly pumice]

actually wonder if you can remove the reflect variable, or alter it somehow

[primal cloak]

Modified version that gives 70% reflect

[sly pumice]

and that would counter hiristov hard

[sly pumice]

add ebow to thunderdome
its a cool ass weapon that should get used more lmao

[modern pasture]

Just make it not fully innate so you need to use it 3 times before getting smoked

[weak citrus]

Takes 1 guy to spam the bee arrow to make thunderdome not fun

[sly pumice]

yeah, why do you think i put it here in #1413311663007989761

though uhh, just give everyone dylo pills and a knife and itd be ok

[elfin hedge]

Add China Lake to TD

[storm eagle]

add the whole weapon section from nukie uplink and you get a budget of 160 tc

[kindred ibex]

add hydrakin

[shadow spindle]

call of duty class system to thunderdome

[uncut moon]

It is probably a 2 line yaml change to make a version w/o that.

[elfin hedge]

The NTR can teleport betweeen CC and the station seamlessly like Cecil, but each time they do it, it costs the station 10k spesos.

[primal cloak]

Me when I piss the NTR off and they come back with deathsquad gear

[sly pumice]

Cargonia is formed, ntr drains their money with teleport spam

[normal pendant]

judo in the thunderdome

[shadow spindle]

add monke escalation clauses to rules

[somber apex]

Monkeys(the primate) don’t deserve rights

[shadow spindle]

monkestation rules xir

[somber apex]

Monkeys are cogs in a machine, lab rats and no more

[shadow spindle]

Cant win with newgens bro

[normal pendant]

add a mapped HECU role for every station that spawns in the middle of space

[elfin hedge]

Space Tornado

[somber apex]

Thats just a singularity

[elfin hedge]

Not quite, I mean it’d certainly tear down walls, but it would be rotational instead of an inward vortex. People would be thrown around like crazy. The eye would probably be safe.

Who knows, maybe it’d be a singu alternative where you harness rotational energy instead of rads

[shadow spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-guy-eating-food-black-guy-eating-food-looking-impressed-gif-10889211068283790390

[elfin hedge]

Clown Car during a tornadoloose

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6732615e56a74110aadc87d5/28a042f6-2502-47b7-a587-8fdd1045608c/_DSC7399.jpg

[elfin hedge]

Little Goblin-esque raccoon people with built in thieving gloves

[elfin hedge]

Adding a third Party to Revs

Democracy: Blue; or Fascism: Orange
Now that there’s two revolutionary parties, the goal becomes:

• Convert majority of crew
• Convert the majority of heads
• Kill any head that was converted to the opposite party.

[grim dome]

Holding the scream button makes it last longer, conversely makes it shorter on shorter presses and removed cooldown for optimal screaming.

[primal cloak]

it does rapidly increasing airloss past holding the button for 5 seconds too

[simple lantern]

scream toxin???

[grim dome]

Popping my epi pen so I can scream longer/stutter as I fall to the ground then get up over and over

[abstract nimbus]

A variation of the heartbreaker toxin called the soulbreaker toxin.

Upon it hitting your bloodstream, you lose control of your character and gain the ability to ghost as if you were dead. While in this state, your character continues walking around and behaves exactly how a chimp or kobold would, while also getting a sprite similar to the SSD one with stars instead of Zs, so that you can determine if someone is having an out-of-body experience.

Other details :

The liquid color is something akin to a deep purplish-black

An additional effect of the liquid is that it heals brain damage, unlobotomizing the target and healing 1% per 2u ingested. Explanation behind this is that the target's brain finally gets a break from the stresses of deep space, even if for a short while

It gets ingested at a rate of 1.5 per second.

The soulbreaker toxin digestion can be sped up by injecting one of the following :

Mindbreaker Toxin
Impedrezine

It will use up 1u of the secondary chem to purge 1u of soulbreaker

When inspected, the bottom of the inspect box will say :
"It seems they are having an out-of-body experience."

Recipe :

Soulbreaker Toxin (2) = 1 Cognizine + 1 Fentanyl + 1 Heartbreaker toxin

Flavour Toxin Text:
A failed medicine originally synthezied by Donk Co. with the goal of healing concussions caused by frequent altercations. It seems to put the target into a trance-like state, akin to that of a chimp, while also helping regenerate brain tissue at a rapid pace.

Would we say this is #1411864979648549017 worthy or naw?

[simple lantern]

i would kill for/using this

[elfin hedge]

Syndi item that irreversibly turns you into Mr. Freeze

[grim dome]

Plasma man antag item that replaces their plasma need with frezon, gives cold based damage on punch and if you take off your envirosuit it gives everyone with five tiles the frozen in ice effect, but you start taking heat damage as you melt in the warm station.

[uncut moon]

Yes, although maybe make it easy to counter in some way at low doses so it doesn't just become better nocturine

[abstract nimbus]

the crafting recipe is a nightmare and requires a groud-up brain or botany assistance, and the thing itself drains from your system pretty quickly

but yeah alright i could cook something up

[simple lantern]

one brain does 5 cogni
fentanyl is a longer synthesis usually

[simple lantern]

i mean it could use aluite if you want something really nasty

[elfin hedge]

Add tornados, earthquakes, and volcanos to lavaland

[hollow pulsar]

bring back fartonium

[abstract nimbus]

Add a crapotoxin autoinjector to the disruption category
It dispenses crapotoxin in 10u doses with a total reserve of 60u
8 TC cost because if you inject it into a chaplain it causes them to fart on their bible and get smited resulting in an instant kill

[sly pumice]

Only works if bible is on the floor

[weak citrus]

Injecting it into cap and place a bible under him

[rotund breach]

isn't that like, bursts of screams

[next ledge]

minmax antag whos objective is to get every sort of item to help them powergame like maximum enchants implants and cybernetics etc

[normal pendant]

mixing meth and omni makes razorium

[uncut moon]

A mechanical reason for people to be suspicious of powergaming players--based
You should go to #1411864979648549017 NOW!

[sly pumice]

Doesnt make sense for how razorium normally is made, and removes comboing meds and narcotics

[uncut moon]

Maybe mixing them could reduce the OD threshold of meth, or increase the OD damage of the meth

[kindred ibex]

its almost like removing comboing meds and narcotics is the point of razorium

[primal cloak]

add an antag that gets spendable points for every sentient brain they beam up to a xenoborg mothership, after 20 brains are beamed up the xenoborg ship spawns with every RRed player on it (the brains aren't retrievable at all)

[sly pumice]

No its to stop easy comboing of multiple of the same type of low tier meds,

[hasty dome]

Syndicate guitar that can shoot sound waves once every 15 seconds that throw everyone in the way and deals good stamina damage against those without a big headset

[normal pendant]

give thiefs a hivemind

[weak citrus]

Add 2 a changeling ability’s :
1)position awareness - a 1 point upgrade that gives you the gps map
2) blood exhaust- a 2 point ability when used does the fire extinguisher spray and consumes 15u of blood,

This is to buff chageling even more and make them immune to being thrown in space

[rotund breach]

give changeling a 15 point ability whrre they kill everyone

[somber apex]

NTR can buy https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1388278959535296713

[sharp flume]

make it so you can skin anyone using a knife, then you can wear their skin to look like them but naked. this allows you to be a DIY changeling!

[kindred ibex]

New antagonist: The Changeling

It can buy stuff from a genetic store with points they get from round removing random people,
They get abilities like: instant mute, hypo sleepy and slow chems, armblade that decaps in 2 hits on someone laying down, AOE down and short stun ability,

[hollow pulsar]

New antagonist. The Maintenance Assistant.
buys abilities, stat bonuses, and crafting recipes from sacrificing department specific stuff. (insuls, sec boots, captain's ID, each item can only work once, and it does this heretic style). Doesn't get access to anything fancy or lethal like heretic blades or spells. Instead gets access to abilities that take a long time to cast and have a long cooldown that an item normally have. (force open a door or emag a lathe with 3-5 minute cd and a minute casting time), has faster crafting/use time, and fishing minigame is timed (5-15 seconds) instead of keyboard mashing. etc.

[kindred ibex]

add a horse species and meatspking them drops bottles of space glue instead of meat

[bleak copper]

Orks from 40K as a playable species

[kindred ibex]

let admins do votes for events that no one asked for prior, and result in the station evacuating at 10 mins

[rotund breach]

Nah, do it out of nowhere

[jolly shard]

Add the Panasonic C3 DNA Scrambler from Cruelty Squad

[primal cloak]

let maintenance drones be emagged

[elfin hedge]

Let solid walls be emagged

[jolly shard]

Let emags be emagged

[elfin hedge]

Add Safetys on to guns

[weak citrus]

Add 1 stun baton to the armory called batong, it gives the wielder +20% move speed , 15% to all damage and instastuns, but the only person who can use has to be apart of sec, and have the lowest amount of hours among other sec, the only way to charge it is with love

[elfin hedge]

-type: HugToCharge

[abstract nimbus]

Mfw the HoS gets the batong and not the security cadet:

[simple lantern]

octogen smoke

[abstract nimbus]

add gender fluid and bingle juice into the list of chemicals that can be backpressured through the scrubbers

[subtle fractal]

this gave me an idea i need to test if my idea works

[simple lantern]

join the church of octogen twin 🥹

[subtle fractal]

im a day 1 octogen lover actually it killed my friend when i was localhosting with him

my idea might be too strong if it does work tho

[simple lantern]

tell us the idea in the church of octogen evil chem thread

guys can i get a role as #1 lead poisoning fan

[sly pumice]

That exists? Can we get a link?

[elfin hedge]

no

[sly pumice]

Aww

[simple lantern]

go to gameplay questions

[primal cloak]

mime syndie martial art that does delayed organ and bone damage, and doesn't make a combo sound upon the combo taking effect (local mime shoves and punches the HOS and walks away, the HOS later starts suffering from heavy internal bleeding and broken bones)

[abstract nimbus]

Make the delay either absurdly long or add some kind of notification because otherwise the person is just free to grapple if they dont resist

[elfin hedge]

Add Holoparasite to thunderdome

[hollow pulsar]

add mechs to thunderdome.

[jolly shard]

The /TG/ SS13 thunderdome actually has a mech fight map

[shadow spindle]

nukie commanders can take a sponsorship with a syndicate corporation to reduce the price of the gear that corporation produces but increases the price of all other items

[normal pendant]

give bso a stationary 50. machine gun

[digital turtle]

Clowns are immortal and deal integer limit knockback on melee hits

[slow patio]

Book of $#%&: Syndicate librarian item that is an advanced book of insults which causes anyone nearby who hears it to attack anyone around them for a short while

[subtle fractal]

setting up intercomms all over station so everyone hears it at once

[slow patio]

all out brawl lol

[digital turtle]

Space reddit, which you can install on your PDA. It immediately turns you into a space redditor mob, which looks obese, scraggly, unshaven, sweaty, has unremovable fedora and glasses, and can only speak in an insufferable language consisting of "wholesome memes" and "big chungus".
These mobs are completely exempt from the protections of grief rules, and immediately die if they touch a bible or enter the chapel.

[sly pumice]

Let ntr buy a loyalty implant for like alot of points, it forces a person or creature to be crew sided

[subtle fractal]

see this would be really funny up until ntr gets a pet ling that kills all antags

[sly pumice]

Exactly, but ntr would need an absurd amount of points though, so a syndi would need to do a major fuckup for it to happen
(Also perhaps make it not last forever for strong humanoid antags i dunno)

[kindred ibex]

see this would be really bad if it was in the #1411864979648549017, thankfully this is not that threadc

[slow patio]

New Devil Ability: Show Your Spoils
The devil snaps their fingers and calls upon the souls of everyone who signed a deal with them that is dead. They appear around the Devil in the form of husks wearing broken armor and weapons to defend the devil until the devil unsummons them or jaunts away.

[shadow spindle]

random + rcd loadout to thunderdome

you get a random weapon with accompanying ammo along with an rcd

fortnite

[kindred ibex]

pickaxe + RCD

[elfin hedge]

Add Powerpoint and projectors to the game, so you can make/import power point presentations to show on the station

[subtle fractal]

how is this a bad idea

[kindred ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-gif-526561946077685943

[elfin hedge]

How the hell are you gonna add power point?

[subtle fractal]

see this wouldnt be a bad idea just a difficult idea...

[sly pumice]

hop bored making a powerpoint about why they should replace the heads of each department with clowns and sec with tiders

[digital turtle]

That's a brilliant idea!

[hasty dome]

By going into the combat mode while having a baseball bat and another item in your hand, it will start a doafter similar to timing out a bola throw, if you swing at the perfect time, it will launch the item at great speeds.

Add a baseball ball that deals 25 stam damage when launched with a bat, and the sci research one/syndicate one that does more stam damage

[sly pumice]

Add a john moff figurine that says lines like all the johns say

[rotund breach]

Launching a grenade reduces the radius of the explosion, but multiplies the damage tenfold, but also mskes it a physics objdct, mesning you have to grt a really precise home run to nade snipe

[jolly shard]

What if the grenade physics object is hit with a projectile?

[elfin hedge]

#Wonderful Ideas Thread

[shadow spindle]

wood log outfit to botanydrobe

[rotund breach]

It flings

[jolly shard]

Doesn't explode?

[shadow spindle]

give all objects a 0.05% reflect chance

[rotund breach]

Stikl does it just also flings

[jolly shard]

As in explode when hit with a projectile

[elfin hedge]

Thief Objective that requires you to steal 2-4 kidneys

[somber apex]

More

Equality for All: A certain Species believes that they've been mistreated or are superior, and become free agents that must support the cause. Surely this won't go wrong. (SPECIESISM IS ENCOURAGED, RACISM IS NOT.)

Skeleton Crew: Everyone is a skeleton. Good luck.

Wild Party: Everyone wakes up drunk, covered in vomit, and the whole station is trashed. Janitors of course are exempt from this.

Don't Starve: Hydroponics, Kitchen, and Bar has been Bombed. Food is now pricier through Cargo, and the vending machines are broken.

Time Collapse: Everyone either has a paradox clone, or is one. This won't go wrong at all.

Family Reunion: Some people are part of a Family, and share the same looks and race. If one of them is an antagonist, all of them are.

[primal cloak]

Family reunion is the best and worst idea because of that "if one of them is an antag all of them are" clause, imagine 3 moths sprinting at you with grasps

[uncut moon]

Time collapse would be extremely fun(ny)

[elfin hedge]

You can become a changeling with mutation toxin

[shadow spindle]

mutation toxin was good until it was gutted by the neverplayers

[elfin hedge]

Space dolphins/sirens that appear kind to lure you out of the station by appearing friendly, and then when your far from the station they attack viciously

[kindred ibex]

New Shotgun Ammo: Birdshot
it shoots 100 bullets that each do 0.25 damage

[sick plover]

harpies and resomi take 25x damage from it

[jolly shard]

Pumpable oil on Lavaland

[elfin hedge]

Offshore oil drilling operator roundstart role

Start on a satellite a ways away from the station

[jolly shard]

Space CIA antagonist

[subtle fractal]

you forgot voxes

[sick plover]

if liquids sit on the ground without being mopped up for too long, it causes the tile to become "dirty", like roundstart dirt and grime- which requires you to scrub the tile(s) to remove it

[grim dome]

Walking on astro terrain gives footprints for a few steps as you track it all over

[kindred ibex]

new wizard spell: Death words
Costs 1 WizCoin, it is identical to smite except instead of gibbing it just kills you whilst doing 0 dmg, so if you get defibbed you will be exactly the same hp
The chat message for using it is: "DIE BRU DIE!"

make it so octogen can be backpressured throguh scrubbers

[jolly shard]

Reagent called "Ipceac" that turns the player it is applied to into an IPC

[sly pumice]

Command maid overflow

[primal cloak]

AIs should be valid to have paradox clones, so you have one AI trying to shut off another

[rotund breach]

Ipecac should turn tears explosive

[hasty dome]

Scarp no longer reflects anything, but makes your flips cost 0 stamina.

[simple lantern]

command maid as a permanent role

[subtle fractal]

wait this is lowkey peak

[opal adder]

carpal tunner sim

[somber apex]

"Warriors Spirit"
"Time to party like its 2023."
A reagent that while in the body:
-Prevents your hp from going below 1.
-Constantly regenerates Stamina.
-Constantly deals damage to the heart
-When none is left in the body and on 1 hp, instantly kills you and makes you soulless with no hopes of revival.

[hasty dome]

Hypo someone once and he dies instantly after 10 seconds (the reagent metabolised)

[somber apex]

Funny

[hasty dome]

a cheaper sande and mantis blades in the uplink that come without an autosurgeon

[digital turtle]

"Gambler's Special"
A unique cocktail that counts down from 15 seconds when ingested. When the time is up, it has a (amount of drink in blood rounded down to nearest whole number) chance out of (entity's maximum chem level) to either gib the drinker, or grant them spesos based on rounded down chem amount * 1000.

For example, a maximum blood chem cap of 280 units and drinking 50 units of the cocktail means that you have a 50/280 chance to get gibbed and round removed, and remainder chance to get 50,000 spesos. More of the drink means more payout, but also greater risk of round removal.

To add onto that idea, I don't mean gibbed in a salvageable or cloneable sense, or even a sense where you can be borged. I mean gone. Nothing left, no brain or organs or anything.

[lime swan]

give warden a digiboard esc thing that can order weapons like ntrs briefcase at an inflated price

[abstract nimbus]

also make it dependant on danger level

green - disablers, cuffs, bolas
blue - same as before but with small arms, pistols, riot gear & nades
violet - green + cheaper secmasks, buyable cleanades + knockout nades
honk - all gear replaced with clown stuffs at a low price
red - regular guns, non-lethal arms phased out in favour of more variety
higher than red - same as red but cheaper

to prevent abusing this system as warden, someone else has to change the danger level and it needs to be active for atleast 5 minutes

[subtle fractal]

dont do this because this is BAD ideas thread and this would make it a GOOD idea

[kindred ibex]

make it so you're allowed to ping for raiders when you see a vox raider

[lime swan]

prices should be high as hell though like 8k for 2 kammers or smth

[sly pumice]

Ss13 had borg hands to an extent, but clearly nt destroyed those blueprints, but surely somewhere out there, theres an old lost borg with hands
-# hand module, rarely found on derelict borgs

[simple lantern]

The c in scarp stands for sleeping carp

[uncut moon]

I've seen this happen normally, through cargo building their own ai

[subtle fractal]

isnt that just that one derelict ai thing from ss13 where it's a malf ai trying to kill the station ai and then do malf ai stuff

[hasty dome]

Your gloves are deleted from existence when you pull out an armblade/armhammer/armclaw as a ling

[abstract nimbus]

you can make your own AI?????
Tell me how, please

[uncut moon]

Not sure how, but there were two ais. I think this was wizden

[sly pumice]

Its upstream

[hasty dome]

eating too much apples repels medical staff like void ascension repels projectiles

[elfin hedge]

Bountying an entire high pop station

[elfin hedge]

Zookeeper Exclusive Penguin Syndicate agent

[normal pendant]

thunderdome bundle that gives you a tool box full of bananium

[real obsidian]

the shit skeletton special

[hasty dome]

If you ahelp about it you can metacoom in vc and not get banned (its called raidermind)

[elfin hedge]

metacoom

[sly pumice]

A fucking gun lance would be cool though, add shotgun shell to spear, spear explodes on hit doing shotgun damage and spear damage

[shadow spindle]

To switch lawbringer modes, you need to say the mode out loud.

[somber apex]

If BSO friendly fires NTR at all they're immediately smited

[sly pumice]

Give ntr a smite that only works on mindshielded heads of departments
Also allow people to call a 2 min timeout that pauses the whole server

[abstract nimbus]

"harm batong"
explodes on hit

[shadow spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWeOymT2wzA

[abstract nimbus]

I cannot listen to the sound rn but this is quite comical

[sly pumice]

Hook an LLM to the CC intern 1 fax,

[topaz citrus]

Syndicate fake air grenade

• Costs 15-20 tc
• Looks like a regular air grenade
• Instead of releasing air releases nitrous oxide

[somber apex]

Love is in the air? WRONG!
mustard gas

[high maple]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1411864979648549017

[lime swan]

Bz

[topaz citrus]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1436226268323643452

[neon torrent]

give sec the laser muskets from fo4

[normal pendant]

dedicated sniper role that gives you a slightly buffed mosin with a scope and a l6 box for ammo

[somber apex]

Remove the L6 box, lock it behind an NTR Purchase and thats not bad

[candid rivet]

replace the whale with the cherybdis from Barotrauma. And allow other things (spinelings) to be around the station in space for salavge to find and fight

[primal cloak]

make all items an admin spawns in while playing as a character come in via drop pod

[kindred ibex]

New midround antag: Postal Worker
This antag gets no equipment, they get 3 objectives "Go on a killing spree in your department" "Kill your boss" "Quit this shit job"
Their goal is to kill their coworkers and boss while they are in their department
Any department except service/civillian/sec/command can get this but cargo technicians have a 65% higher chance to roll this

[subtle fractal]

does he ask people to sign his petition

[elfin hedge]

#1411864979648549017 message

[sly pumice]

You see its bad because its yet another murderbone antag that targets sec/command clearly

[elfin hedge]

Antag Charm
30k GC for low tiers (theif, devil)
60k GC for low+ tiers (syndicate agent)
90k GC for mid tiers (Heretic, ling)
120k GC for high tiers (Wizard, shadowling)

basically once you purchase it, it acts as a reusable antag token.
so you can play antag whenever you want (granted admins allow it)

[subtle fractal]

30k for unlimited thief?! what a steal!!!

[kindred ibex]

no its not a postal reference, its a reference to the phrase "going postal" in which a worker (mostly a postal worker) reaches their boiling point and goes on a killing spree at their place of employment, this happened a lot of times in the US especially with postal workers hence why the phrase "Going postal" exists (as well as postal being a reference to said phrase) 🤓☝️

[subtle fractal]

let me have my fun

[elfin hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-postal1-postalredux-kawudk-postal1997-gif-26405458

[slow patio]

Add a “Faith” mechanic that is centered around people completing small tasks or challenges pertaining to a religion that they choose. Upon completing tasks successfully, the person is rewarded a fair amount of “holy points” that go toward increasing their level of faith. Challenges would be a gamble for a higher amount of points in exchange for having to endure some effect or accomplish something harder.

[hasty dome]

Scram now works differently. Upon use, it teleports you randomly on a short range 30 times

[digital turtle]

#1413311663007989761 message
It's a hideously rough idea, but that does actually have a lot of promise!

[kindred ibex]

if you use a flash, moths in the vicinity will automatically wing dash right to you

[elfin hedge]

#Best ideas ever thread

[sly pumice]

Make tajarians walk towards laser fire
-# mrow :3

[bold seal]

Bso still in game

[uncut moon]

This is a good idea,

[digital turtle]

I second this. Make it automatic and without any option to resist. Also make them take 200% laser damage.

[weak citrus]

10% chance for tajarans to catch the laser

[sly pumice]

Orangeogen, an orange mutation that contains a very small amount of octogen

[kindred ibex]

add tram station but instead of adding z-levels just add chasms

[sly pumice]

Add just the tram from tram station, put it in every map

[slow patio]

Chemperson, a species that is like a slimeperson but made out of a specific chemical that they slowly regenerate which anyone nearby can drink.

[sly pumice]

Omni man but literally

[slow patio]

Romerol man

[sly pumice]

I think this would kinda be a cool idea for some end tier xenobio shit, becoming an infused slimeperson with a bonus effect or two based on the slime

[hollow pulsar]

can you use cognizine on liquid anom slimes?

[ionic sapphire]

Throwing a gun (ctrl q) has a random chance to discharge it in a random direction

[ionic sapphire]

Shuttle thrusters should give max burnstacks to every entity within a one tile range.

[simple lantern]

YES

[sacred leaf]

make the groin have a slim chance to gain 95% resist whenever attacked to help fend off the meta

[grim dome]

Groin auto parry

[storm eagle]

sword fight

[uncut moon]

You could make the groin have a 30% pierce resist, but have a 20% chance per hit to add 5u of a bungotoxin equivalent poison(about 45 damage over the course of 25 seconds) (with a 10 second cool down)

#1485708871023591565 message
Lmao those are all specific Irl bullets in 556
Do NOT port those.
M855 would never be used (I dunno how you would implement it, maybe some extra structural and projectile lifetime in exchange for slightly less pierce damage?)
M855A1 would be blatantly just a better version of normal ammo, having the fragmentation of a hollow point and more penetration almost to the point of being AP.
M995 literally just AP bullet.

[rotund breach]

Cognizine liquid anom slime that hits everything atleast once, and can sentience objects & walls

[digital turtle]

Stay away from my father!

[hollow pulsar]

diamond sword, diamond shield, and diamond armor molds can be found at lava land, can be used to make diamond sword and diamond armor when diamonds are used on them, can only be done in lava on lava-land. provides massive damage reduction to blunt/sharp and reflects lasers. Not fire, cold, or space resistant.

[sly pumice]

Add dr robotnik’s announcement meme to the radio disk

[grim dome]

Add Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

[slow patio]

Make a new machine called the NT Happy Pill Machine that cargo can buy and make it so that the machine dispenses a random pill for every 500 spesos paid

[grim dome]

strangers pharmaceuticals vending machine that dispense strange pills for 2000 goob coins each

[subtle fractal]

what why would anyone do this you can get free strange pills as a tider if chem lets u

[uncut moon]

Crew vestine?
(I think strange pills have a small chance to have vestine, which could be put into plants for moar vestine)
I suppose this is [Bad Ideas thread]

[sly pumice]

Bottany needing vestine to get syndi chems is upstream

[digital turtle]

I love that

[subtle fractal]

how is this a bad idea

[sharp flume]

if you eat enough fatty foods like space fries and burgers then you gain the ability to destroy glass floors that you walk over, and eventually you become heavy enough to collapse into a singularity allowing you to consume the entire station

[digital turtle]

Collapsing the singulo is even funnier, like you weigh so much that the thing made of gravitational density can't handle your mass

[kindred ibex]

idk

[rotund breach]

its basicly apacifist tider shitter

[kindred ibex]

no its a mountain gnome from dwarf fortress

[uncut moon]

Ah so that's why the bartender has a shotgun...

[primal cloak]

allow racial movement abilities to be used while cuffed, tired of pretending that being cuffed somehow keeps your damn wings from working

[tidal flume]

if your talking about harpys, arent their wings part of their arms? how would they fly when cuffed if their "Wings" are also cuffed so close

moff is fair game tho

[primal cloak]

moff

[bleak copper]

IPC’s have a slot where they can play flappy bird on their screen

[hasty dome]

Paid actor antag
They have a random ass objective for a one random guy, that doesn’t include killing him
Objective can be anything, from becoming his sidekick, just hanging out, or making sure he gets one random item that you’re supposed him to get

[hollow pulsar]

IPCs can play doom on their screens. other people can play doom on IPCs.

[mystic sentinel]

Remove all species except resomi

[hollow pulsar]

add a new autodoc called the "autodoc-bed". just a fancy stasis bed that heals 2 of each damage a second, put it at the end of the tech tree for medical stuff.

[primal cloak]

med spamming these everywhere and invalidating chemicals 🥹

[hollow pulsar]

they're still going to need a ton of power, materials, and some time to work. And they're not for use in combat...

[hasty dome]

Sleeping on a bed multiplies the healing rate by 3x, so healing 6 damage a second by just sleeping for 15 seconds would be better than surgery

[hollow pulsar]

I mean, it would be pre-nerfed for healing regular damage but it would heal bones, organs, and damages that don't get healed by sleeping.

[kindred ibex]

why are you defending your idea this is #1413311663007989761

[hollow pulsar]

it was a bad idea to defend my idea.

[slow patio]

Add the Exterminator back in but instead it spawns in with the objective to protect a guy and kill the Exterminator Mark 2 that will spawn in 5 minutes later. Let the Exterminator Mark 2 have the features of an IPC but use power to emag by hand and make liquid metal version of ling weapons

[jolly shard]

Make it so that you need to go to lavaland to set up gas miners

[next ledge]

Space dragon from fishing with a 0.001% chance

[elfin hedge]

Spaxan Invasion.

If 10 minutes pass, there is a 1/1000 chance every second to spawn a Spaxan portal on the station.

The portal will initially spawn with 2 Ai controlled spaxan scouts, that will place down base markers.
After that, the portal will spawn the first wave of Spaxan forces.
This will comprise of:
2 Marines
2 Scouts
2 Engineers

This first wave is mainly to clear and secure the surrounding area for further invasion. The engineers will place down light turrets, healing pylons, and barricades.
After 6 minutes, the second wave will spawn.
This will comprise of:
6 Marines
2 Snipers
2 Engineers

After another 6 minutes, the third and final wave will spawn, and repeat spawning every 6 minutes.
This will comprise of:
3 Marines
1 Engineer
1 Mech

All of these are NPCs

[shadow spindle]

do they happen to have a time related weakness

[shadow spindle]

give IPCs a "bloodstream" of oil. it is not required to survive but is used as hydraulic fluid for movement. having no oil reduces movement speed by 80%

this allows IPCs to interact with some reagents like acids

[hollow pulsar]

farting while sitting on a toilet heals 5 of any damage.

[quick sluice]

make the flip emote dodge projectiles
oh wait

[storm eagle]

5 of poison and good to go to #1411864979648549017

[bleak copper]

Add the Chris Chan necklace fr fr

[elfin hedge]

Add Pallets to maint that you can pull down to block the path, and stun crit anyone it falls on

[modern pasture]

Chance for ninja to call in 4 helldivers with the goal of killing all non humanoids and anyone that tries to protect the forces against democracy

[storm eagle]

add dead by daylight killers instead of the slasher

[knotty pawn]

Make it so command has to repair 5 of 7 generators hidden across the station to call evac

[grim dome]

We had this in they halls. They were called Vending machines

[abstract nimbus]

Make all monkeys have a hivemind chat they can use and call it the chimpchat

[jagged sparrow]

hi welcome to omu

(the joke is their balancing sucks woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

[quick sluice]

have a chance to spawn helldiver drop pods in response to the first or second xeno alerts, their only objective is to eliminate all xenos and evac, also IPCs and borgs are fully valid to them if they choose to kill them as well

[modern pasture]

Moth, lizards, arachnids, and chitininds could be considered bugs so I think they should also get smoked
Also anyone who attempts to defend or revive such species should be valid for defying democracy

[primal cloak]

lizards??

[modern pasture]

I forgot the dragon roach looks nothing like a dragon

[bleak copper]

what if we added the Mild Bobby Sauce for chef to use

[dreamy thistle]

allow people with sleeping carp to turn into carp

[hasty dome]

By sleeping*

[plush sorrel]

Make the screaming plant mutation less common. Alternatively, add a rarer variant of the mutation that makes them scream louder

[weak citrus]

Add a rare plant mutation that spawns plant man, or a diona with the sole objective to take revenge on the vegans for eating their brethren

[kindred ibex]

lock the autism pin behind 500h of atmos, 500h of chem, 500 of sci

[subtle fractal]

we should do this but only with the golden autism pin

[modern pasture]

light work, 0 reaction

[raw sparrow]

give people bans for roleplaying on goob sigma

[primal cloak]

add a 1/10000 chance for every plague mouse that spawns naturally to have turbocancer, you WILL get instagibbed and you WILL like it.

[hasty dome]

Make a video on coding whatever slop #1413311663007989761 has and see how it would turn out

Actually a decent idea

[hasty dome]

I’ve scrolled the entire thread and it was peak

[kindred ibex]

if tiders see newstations carton they immediately get free agent status with the one objective: "Get some newstations"

[ocean canopy]

IRS update; everyone gets a salary every like I dunno 10 minutes based on their job. Every 30 minutes(regardless of state of the station) they must file taxes. Hop needs to file for the dead crew members to give him more paperwork. If you’re an antag you get a little extra side income and need to find a way to launder it. If too many people fail to file their taxes correctly or at all the IRS audits the station. Also make vending machines take spesos to use. If auditors are killed DS is called or some special IRS equivalent.

[hasty dome]

FUN value
Adjustable value that rolls a % on a FUN feature, if it rolls positive then the FUN feature will be in the shift, if not, then it’s not gonna appear

Every shift will feel magical and fun
(I’m gonna do this for every bad idea here)

[ocean canopy]

It also has the side affect of if it rolls high there’s more clown roles/mime roles open.

[rotund breach]

In truth itd be better for the game if every bad idea was added than good ides because some of the shit posted there is mald/bias of the highest degree

[hasty dome]

Dw 65% of this thread would be PRed

[sly pumice]

Cant wait for the 3/10 chance on a 1/100 chance to find space gaster

[rotund breach]

Whilst things posted here are either already in the game, or just silly.

[hasty dome]

You’d be surprised

[main sand]

Fixing goob

[hollow pulsar]

there's an IRS ship that the crew can blow up, immediately sets the station to epsilon or whatever, but no more taxes.

[timid ingot]

Add manual blinking and breathing

[bleak copper]

NTR get's a panic room that's essentially the FNAF camera room

[slow patio]

Species specific shuttles with three people of that species in them that spawn as part of the random shuttle pool

[elfin hedge]

to encourage RP, only doctors can use topicals

[sharp flume]

port appendicitis from ss13

[uncut moon]

RMC moment

[sharp flume]

add critical hits to all melee weapons, which gives them a 1% chance to instantly gib the target. this includes activated stun batons

[sly pumice]

Thronglr :3

[elfin hedge]

Headslug can sneakily attach itself to someone.
That someone gradually loses control over their body since the slug digests the insides.
Once it’s complete, the slug takes complete control of the guy. effectively booting em out of their body.

[main sand]

This is a head crab

[uncut moon]

Remove airloss damage group, instead add blood oxygen/nitrogen pressure for each body part, calculated as (blood amount * blood oxygenation/nitrogenation * blood pressure(affected by various chems and by damage to the heart) + amount of dexalin + amount of dexalin plus) and then organ function as blood (blood oxygen/nitrogen pressure * organ health * body part health)
Low lung function would cause inability to oxygenate/nitrogenate blood along with trouble speaking, low heart function would lower blood pressure correspondingly, low liver function would cause the person to be weak to poison damage and eventually start taking a small amount of poison damage, low kidney function would cause the person to start taking a small amount of poison damage, and finally, low brain function would cause unconsciousness and then death.
To make revival easier, getting defibrillated temporarily sets the heart and brain function to just organ health * limb health, temporarily ignoring blood oxygen/nitrogen pressure.
Low blood pressure would slow bleed rate, high blood pressure would accelerate it.
TL;DR: make death an caused by lack of organ function rather than HP thresholds.

[elfin hedge]

Add armor values to syndi scarf

[kindred ibex]

metafriend gimmick: have your metafriend roll sec and you roll thief, the thief must break into armoury or acquire pistols, after acquiring pistols the thief has their secoff stop people for bag searches, during those bag searches the thief plants pistols onto the searchee and the secoff reasonably opens fire

[primal cloak]

thief antag tracker kit that just gives you a pinpointer that leads to the nearest antag, but it always reads right on top of you since you're a thief

[spring wren]

And then sec gets it and kills every antag

[bleak copper]

Jane Juliet jacket

[rotund breach]

Its bad ideas thread not good ideas thats a intended feature

[spring wren]

no I was pointing that out because that feature alone makes it a good idea

[next ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-ryu-jjk-larp-larping-gif-9136261405032725470

[sharp flume]

new antagonist: the protagonist

they can disregard any rule they want for any reason at all, they respawn instantly after dying, their healthpool is 5x as high as others, and they get objectives to kill every antagonist as well as getting their identities.

[primal cloak]

add a joel pin to the loadout page that requires 50 hours of captain playtime (edited to add )

[digital turtle]

Shit pin, which resembles a pile of shit. What a thing to waste an accessory point on.

[uncut moon]

This but there are also 3x the amount of syndicate agents, 2x the amount of other antags, secoffs and command members(but not the detective, NTR, or captain) can be syndicate agents, they're not immune to any rules other than no powergaming and no validhunting, and they are not allowed to collaborate with sec(they view them as corrupt and unjust).

[sly pumice]

Dont care, didnt ask, hypo nocturined, brain removed and op body stolen

[uncut moon]

The extra health(maybe it could be an 80% damage resist) and respawn would have to be tied to the brain Ig
Sure you can hypo nocturine them, but eventually you will run out of it

[sly pumice]

just tos brain into space then

[rotund breach]

ANY RULE?? EVEN ??? Holy shit its also a protagonist harem fanservic-

[rotund breach]

Respawn on station

[spring wren]

Stun cuff and pull the felinid into dorms

[primal cloak]

Make his grace passively move towards the nearest person that counts toward ascension when not held

It hungers...

[sly pumice]

Remove station

[elfin hedge]

Make thunderdome team based

[mystic sentinel]

Give thunderdomers tranexamic acid pills

[elfin hedge]

Add elephants that take up 2x2 tiles
Imagine youre going through maint and you see a giantass elephant, like how tf did it get there"

[rotund breach]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347045440958627841/1319545064082505759/SS13ERP.gif

[elfin hedge]

Dugong station

[hasty dome]

doodon statio

[sharp flume]

remove the station, give each department a shuttle. people latejoining spawn in a tiny shittle and have to find their department shuttle (or not). The captain and HOP spawn in their own fancy shuttle with an electrified cage where all the assistants spawn in.

[elfin hedge]

Blessing the toilet turns it golden

[elfin hedge]

Borgs can change AI laws

[modern pasture]

If you run into a wall/door you should take 10 blunt damage to the feet

[hollow pulsar]

bring back brain damage

[candid rivet]

Mannitol sits still as the most useless chemical

[rotund breach]

Give cap/hop a slavery room and tider cannon

[spring wren]

Not useless trust, I injected it into a tider and he got a j*b

[somber apex]

Oh thats where they get the assistant leather that the Antique Laser gun is made out of

[kindred ibex]

anything in #1411864979648549017 written by a blue name

[spring wren]

The 1 millionth Raider on goob gets admin perms instead of being banned

[candid rivet]

If you get rolebanned from captain, instantly get rolebanned from all roles

[sharp flume]

lock all roles behind 10hr of general playtime except mice, mothroaches, and other pathetic creatures

[cyan cove]

rainbow crayons should have at least 100 uses

[jolly shard]

Add a language only changelings can speak called linglish

[mystic sentinel]

this is a good idea though

[spring wren]

Changeling hive mind:

[sharp flume]

On roundstart a random crew member is given a macrobomb… but nobody knows who has it.

[spring wren]

It’s actually a 99% chance to be on the clown and 1% for literally anyone else

[primal cloak]

Whenever a clown with a macrobomb explodes it should play an obnoxiously loud horn honk across the entire station

[spring wren]

It should activate the clown alert too

[static night]

Switch the announcements Sfx from tg station to goon station because it’s BETTER
And British

[weak citrus]

Make it a 1% for a rolled roundstart ling to be sec, 0,1% to be command, 0,00001% to be CC staff

[carmine sonnet]

Make a new service role called Philosopher. AA pacifist and cannot wear anything but a robe.

[primal cloak]

"If the mansus is your power, what are you without it?"
"shut the fuck up socrates" >grasp

[uncut moon]

THE CREW REQUIRES YOUR PHILOSOPHIES ion law when?

[sly pumice]

Remove logic circuits burning out from loops, or just make a logic box or something designed to repeat when toggled or something

[candid rivet]

Force command jumpsuits to have cords on no matter what

[sly pumice]

This would suck for evil command but it would help
I thibk the main issue is somepeople just dont know how to change em, or dont careto
Perhaps at least have command clothes default to max?

[elfin hedge]

Imprisoned antag job.
Guaranteed Syndicate antag roll, except you start in prison with no TC, no PDA, nada

[subtle fractal]

bro this is BAD ideas thread stop trying to fix ideas

[kindred ibex]

new antag: ford f150 driver

You may choose from 3 kits at the start of the round:

The text and driver
your screen is constantly blocked by your PDA nanochat and you cannot close it, your goal is to run over as many people as possible before sec manages to stop your car by popping your tires, if you hit a wall you will crash

The drunk driver
You are immediately given full drunk stacks that last forever, your goal is to run over as many people as possible before sec manages to stop your car by popping your tires, if you hit a wall you will crash

The roadrager
You must yell as many insults and be as angry as possible at pedestrians (anyone not in a car) whilst not crashing your car, You will occasionally be forced to chat and you must immediately manage to write an insult to yell at someone nearby, your goal is to run over as many people as possible before sec manages to stop your car by popping your tires, if you hit a wall you will crash

as soon as you pick a kit you are immediately put in a ford f150 that you cannot exit unless forced out, and must drive over as many people as possible

How sec counters the f150 driver:

Sec has 2 new items:

spike strips
a strip of spikes that must be deployed like sec barriers, if a car runs over these the tires are immediately popped and the car spins out

radar gun
forces a car to have coordinates on so they can be tracked

[uncut moon]

-# The humble lecter on green:

[kindred ibex]

make krav maga's icons in the guidebook the IDF emblem

[digital turtle]

DUDE THESE CLOWNS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANT SELF ANTAG WITHOUT LOOKING

[elfin hedge]

Space traffic control:

New job off station in a satellite
Shuttle pilots need to contact them before leaving the station or ATS

[abstract nimbus]

Chembullets

A 20 TC remote with a list of most / all available bullet types. Selecting one will spawn a corresponding package of Chembullets.

Chembullets funcion like regular munitions, except they have less piercing and lower damage. They also have a chance to stick to their target after firing (this effect is purely visual, the chems get injected even if the bullet doesn't stick).

Chembullets canonically contain small syringes under the lead bullet which get injected into the target upon contact with their skin. In-game, you can simply interact with a chembullet to apply a chem to said bullet. This can be done individually, to the whole ammo box, or to a magazine.
Every bullet can contain from 1 up to 8u of any chem. This scales with bullet size and ammo type.

So for example something like pistol rounds could only hold 1u of anything, while Hristov rounds could hold 8.

Shotguns are unique in the fact that the applied chem is split between all the pellets. So a 12 gauge shell with 8 pellets will have an 8u (or 4u if you think its OP) chem capacity, and every pellet would apply 1u (0.5u) of that chem.

The chembullets look like reglar rounds, but the brass casing is painted white with a small plastic notch in the middle to see the color of the inserted chem.

In the case of shotgun shells, the red part is painted white instead of the brass.

A special variation of Chembullets exist for the Chemist and Botanist jobs.

Cryochem rounds

A Cryochem round remote costs an astonishing 40 TC, but allows the chemicals inside bullets to not react before they get injected into the target. This allows for rather devilish combinations, like clf3 bullets or gas bullets.

The unit capacities are unchanged, and these bullets have cyan-ish casings instead of white.

[primal cloak]

New thief kit: Slippery little shit
contains a smoke, freedom, scram, and EMP implanter along with 3 hyperzine pill bottles and a modified syndicate teleporter.

Modified syndicate teleporter: simply teleports you two tiles forward with no random spread. Has 6 charges instead of 3 and recharges once every 10 seconds instead of 20.

[elfin hedge]

New Thief kit: The IRS

[shadow spindle]

no slipclusterpocalypse?

[abstract nimbus]

I thought the chembullets idea would take off better. Is it actually bad or are the Americans just asleep?

[kindred ibex]

new status effect: shell shock, whenever too many bullets or an explosion happens near you, your character becomes shellshocked, when shellshocked everyone looks the same, you become deaf, can't hear anything and gain free agent status, war is hell

[quick sluice]

no free agent, but automatically punch anyone that gets too close to you, if you have a gun you'll randomly fire at the nearest person

[candid rivet]

Add shadowkin