Good idea's thread

[brittle tapir]

admin command that makes a smite sound but only breaks someones legs when used

[barren spear]

IPC balance changes:
IPCs move faster the colder they are (?)
IPCs produce much more heat than other species
IPCs take more brute damage the hotter they are (still take burn damage)
IPCs heat up passively in space if they don't have space protection
radiator backpack that goes in backpack/suit storage slot that cools down IPCs in space

space is very insulating (radiator performance unchanged) so you will overheat in an emergency suit instead of freeze

[loud abyss]

EMPING anomaly generator should spawn 3 - 4 50% stability anomalies randomly near it

[cursive tapir]

An established “Gambling Help” hotline (nanochat), and when you text it it’s just QM encouraging you to gamble more

[tidal blaze]

if my pda bounty is done, this legit can be done bro
https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1445561953757167756
one of the things that it adds let you program actions, so let's say you program that everytime you get sent the word GAMBLING, you set an autoreply to that, etc

[cursive tapir]

What’s that do? Can you call pdas?

Based

[indigo sigil]

more limbus company content

[silk hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-wtf-smh-confused-gif-18106424144632980674

[silk hemlock]

what is bro yapping about

[serene prism]

if ipcs are cold and they go into a properly pressurized room they gib cause that happens irl

[barren spear]

metal gets weaker when its hotter, so hot IPCs take more brute

[cursive tapir]

Carp Tails can be attached to groins, allowing for precise movement in space

[jolly flame]

good idea but I think it’s too easy, maybe there could be an item that you craft with multiple tails

[silk hemlock]

define hot lil bro

[cursive tapir]

Jordan’s should make you Jump.

[barren spear]

high temperature

[silk hemlock]

i mean how much is high...

[barren spear]

over 150C

[jolly flame]

Attacking someone with a basketball while you have Jordan’s on should slam dunk them, causing a stun

[strange kindle]

Add combat filters to explorer mask
It is literally advertised as "military grade"

[normal girder]

Add combat filters to mercenary and military style gas masks, explorer optional

[strange kindle]

add this
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/SS13/comments/1pg07nu/phroooooohhhh

[strange kindle]

Add stationary microphones which act like megaphones

[copper snow]

increase love and joy on the station by making it so every antag isn't just RR 50 people and destroy fun

[carmine tendon]

Traitor chefs shold have a low chance to get "Make food out of the crew" objective.

[strange kindle]

Nuke tail and ear markings for humans

[copper snow]

if you eat brains you get kuru disease, which makes you laugh and shake uncontrollably indicating that you ate someone's brain so that method of disposing becomes less viable

[cursive tapir]

Putting your character's Norwood scale in their description

[strange kindle]

Space dragon carps should be familiars and not free agents

[tidal blaze]

true
https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1433893424464924823

[strange kindle]

Nukie playtime req on corpsman and commander

[valid sandal]

corpsman just needs chem hours
commander needs RMC FTL hours (commander players need to realize they Must Command, and also other nukies should listen!!!)

[simple ermine]

Shrink/growth ray and shrink/growth chems

[errant fjord]

Thought more on this. Trash bags get bloody sprite when you have body parts or dead animals (to stop metagaming) in them but give jani an exclude traitor version that doesn’t become bloodied so they can discreetly move corpse parts

[radiant lake]

Have spam mail packages contain them (they're often mislabeled)

[cursive tapir]

If people don’t open their priority in time, their head explodes

[empty vault]

Bring back antag freeze

[radiant lake]

SPACE POLICE
Antag-ish event. There is a single hidden 'terrorist' on the station that has evaded capture by the SPACE POLICE, with a dangerous implant. If the crew does not identify and brig the terrorist within 30 mins of the announcement, the SPACE POLICE will arrive to capture them personally.

The SPACE POLICE are all armed exclusively with with high collateral weapons like grenade launchers, RPGs, flamethrowers, grenades and other very nasty weapons of station destruction. They have a list of ten potential suspects (one of which is the 'terrorist') and as such are tasked to kill them with no regard for collateral damage, as free agents.

In reality, the 'terrorist' is a completely normal crewmember with no contraband, but can be identified via medical analyzer as having a (nonfunctional) unknown implant.

Thus, the 'terrorist' has a goal to hide and survive. The crew has the goal to find the 'terrorist' before the SPACE POLICE arrive and start destroying the station in their pursuit of justice (at which point they can try to kill them to save themselves). The SPACE POLICE are actively encouraged to do as much collateral as they can pursuing their targets and may even have inherently bad aim. The fact they're highly destructive is not metashielded, they have a very bad, infamous reputation.

Inspired by Team America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPljGWGNt4

[cursive tapir]

Recharging belt Tier 2 sec tech
Belt that can recharge batteries and small laser pistols

[strange kindle]

Add a system which changes your UI theme based on antag status

[cursive tapir]

Holoparasite punches have a 1% chance to call down a steam roller to crush the enemy

[tidal blaze]

make retro laser pistols more easily available

[tidal blaze]

this is literally just Fugitive Breakout from ss13 https://wiki.tgstation13.org/Game_Mode#Other_Game_Modes

[copper snow]

Make holoparasite cheaper to make more people buy it like 5 tc less

[radiant lake]

I'd say my version is much funnier and chaotic (as it includes unwitting innocents and lots of station exploding armaments for the SPACE POLICE)

[tidal blaze]

yeah, sadly that version is something I think will make it be denied
(although, if possible i'd like yours more)

[strange kindle]

Add +20% blunt resist to all hardsuits

[errant fjord]

Role-ban ntr who don’t write even the most basic of end game reports, idc if you died NT expects that paperwork DONE

this is mald after having my contra eaten

[jagged fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/raupe-nimmersatt-caterpillar-art-hungry-gif-15808748288283423963

[robust nimbus]

Let the NTR use the briefcase to eat antags :)

[cursive tapir]

NTR his grace

[robust nimbus]

His Junior Executive

[indigo sigil]

Make a poll bringing back assday, and make it goob sigma exclusive

[strange kindle]

Should be a monthly poll
AND it should use the new ingame polls feature

[cursive tapir]

Put a space between the icon and the name

[barren spear]

ass hour, its like ass day, but only a round or two (not actualy an hour, its a set ammout of rounds)

[indigo sigil]

That seems nicer

[barren spear]

if you dont like the adminbus, you only need to avoid goob for an hour or two, instead of a day!

[barren spear]

idea: NTtube, new PDA app, lets you watch videos on your PDA

videos come from maintainers and possibly patrons?
some way to get the videos ingame without them just being MP4 files in the code would be best I think

[radiant lake]

Cabin Fever Round
Warning: Cryopod sabotage detected. All personell report for psychiatric evaluation.

Round mode where every roundstart and cryo arrival on the station has a random 'the voices' objective. I.e. everyone has gone mad, except the psychiatrist. AI starts with double the borgs to try keep the crew from killing themselves. There are no other antags other than thieves.

[radiant lake]

Ling hivemind rework

• On taking the hivemind, all other lings are informed that a ling is seeking cooperation, letting them know that the hivemind is available. Can be refunded if nobody takes up the offer.
• Lings that are invited into the hivemind get stat boosts from being near their partners.
• Hivemind lings are pacifists against each other.
• Hivemind lings can freely share/trade evo points, so it doesnt matter who absorbs who.
• Hivemind lings have altered objectives, combining them to be communally shared and remove any ling targets. This can lead to two lings getting the objectives of both that they share.
• You can track and icon-see fellow hivemind lings, and even help them revive (from stasis, or from headslug).

Reason: Hivemind literally requires metafriending to work, wastes evo points, makes you an easy target for an inevitable betrayal later since lings eat other lings or even target each other as objective. Its a trap pick.

[wary egret]

was talking about it with @candid gulch
automatic ERT spawn when certain condition of where most of the crew are dead, crippled, or no longer under NT's command

any antags get a boost in their values (i.e TC, ling points, heretic knowledge, etc)

meant to be an end-round spawn so we don't sometimes get 30 minutes of an evac delay

[teal needle]

mops fit in back slot
this is a 1 line change but i'm astonishingly lazy

[bitter falcon]

The mighty textures:

[teal needle]

that's like 10 pixels of spriting shit dont even count

[jagged fossil]

may or may not have had that with the revround yesterday

[bitter falcon]

Space Whales
A bigass creature that can be seen on a mass scanner, attracted to any player that is 1800m away from the station, when whale targets you (you flew too far) you get a popup that you aren’t feeling very well so deep in space, when a whale is in your PVS reach (30 tiles away from you) you start hearing horrible shit
The whale instakills you, but if you hit a whale with a grappling hook, it will drop a whale teeth that are expensive as fuck and can be used in ultra salv armor or whatever

[strange kindle]

Me when im doing space salvage and I see curved orange lines on my mass scanner

[oblique meteor]

Stuff???? in space????? IMPOSSIBLE!!

[bronze dragon]

Insta kill seems a bit extreme, maybe 100 blunt instead

[bitter falcon]

the same shit
100 damage that far away from station is the same as rr

[rotund sonnet]

it’s still gotta get through your ship walls though right

[barren spear]

killing this thing with my shuttle and a duster would be insane, profit/aurafarming if I survive long enough to get back

also it should deal high structural and brute, not instant kill, so your ship can take a hit and survive (tiders on a jetpack, not so much)

[oblique meteor]

should be rare tho

[tidal blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241824559615971470/1415764744140357772/armok_did_9_11.gif

[quiet jungle]

Should only be 3000 out

[bitter falcon]

tomorrow.

[strange kindle]

Port #40300 (https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/40300) from wizden because amber is shit and It's The Season

[copper snow]

Give me staff admin chat access

[lunar elbow]

0.1% chance to get whole jaw

[cursive tapir]

You can pickup and fire ship cannons, but only with 4 hand slots. (Harmpack)

[strange kindle]

If you are under a certain weight, you are able to be knocked back by firing heavier weapons

[errant fjord]

The min size shit sec ain’t gonna like that one

[long wave]

no teg
oasis level of maints

[strange kindle]

Its meant for like 30 pop xir

[cursive tapir]

You get to choose your stand holoparasite skin like you choose your borg skin

[copper snow]

PLEEAAASSEED

[fervent canopy]

make skinning monkeys and kobolds make them drop their skin as a piece of clothing, if you skin pun pun you can wear his skin as a skeleton to steal his identity

[strange kindle]

Surgical omnitool should have a 0.75x speed multiplier

[bitter falcon]

wait it doesnt have that already??

[strange kindle]

It has 1x speed multiplier for all tools

[tidal blaze]

supposedly there are different types of holoparasites https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1317426770034688021

[radiant lake]

Gingerbread recipes
For the season.

• Gingerbread dough: 5u flour, 5u sugar, 5u milk, 5u universal extract
• Gingerbread cookie: cut gingerbread dough into 3x gingerbread slices, bake 5s
• Gingerbread crewperson: roll up gingerbread dough into flat gingerbead dough, cut it into 3x raw gingerbread crewperson, bake 5s
• Sentient gingerbread crewperson: Inject 5u mutagen into a gingerbread crewperson to make them a homunculi with gingerbread man appearance. Can be eaten (like Cak), which makes them scream horrifyingly.

[cursive tapir]

Chameleon face shape for reptilians and cowboy outfit so that they can be Rango.

[covert karma]

honestly that's a pretty solid set of ideas

[teal needle]

scramming should send you to the burn chamber 100% of the time

[strange kindle]

Death acidifiers should spray acid on nearby people

[jagged fossil]

syndi teleporter should actually use the emergecny teleportation for remaining charges instead of just gibbing u T^T

[cursive tapir]

add craftable moth saxophone

[copper snow]

4 layers of contra, minor is still minor. Medium is like maybe arrest u, search, major is still major and extreme(4) is KOS, ie; ling armour

[strange kindle]

Move #1292926701764087858 and #1368231384988258344 to the archive section

[radiant lake]

Change the requirements for NT and Honkmother altars to more common materials or objects. Plasteel is only available through deconstructing plasteel walls or finding it mapped in engi-exclusive areas. Bananium meanwhile is radioactive and you rely on salvagers finding it for you.

Honkmother altar can use just an ordinary banana/banana peel or a clown horn.
Nanotrasen altar can use Space Law, an office file, a pen... Something bureacratic?

[strange kindle]

Automatic system that adds a killsign on non-antag mimes if they say more than 3 things in IC

[spice spire]

Space IRS spawns again if a certain percentage of Cargo’s funds came from Suspicious Spesos

[jagged fossil]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[radiant lake]

Prank/Bomb Mail
You can craft prank letters that trigger effects when opened, addressed to specific people. They are indistinguishable from a normal cargo letter, except for 'looks handmade' when inspected up close.

• Glitter letter: Spreads glitter. Along with a cosmetic effect that has to be washed off, spawns 30-ish pieces of glitter. Glitter is a 1 tile item that automatically gets magnet'd into backpacks/satchel/duffel, filling their inventory with garbage, and can embed on people if no inventory space is available. It's a very tiny item sprite so removing it is an intentional chore unless you're using a trashbag or janitor stuff.
• Flash letter: Flashes the opener and plays a laugh track.
• Stink letter: Unleashes 1-tile smoke effect, releases ammonia and makes the user queasy/vomit.
• Pie letter: Once opened, banana cream pies the person.

Syndicates may also buy actual letter bombs that have much more harmful effects and no hint of being handmade.

Glitter Box
A cardboard box filled with glitter. Can be bought, or crafted with spraypaint, 10xpaper, and a cardboard box.

Glitter Bomb
Combination of grenade and glitter box. Spreads 30 pieces of glitter around.

[wary egret]

mailman antag item? peak?

[cursive tapir]

Add Gloving and Sliding so we can have a Glover vs Slider war

[cursive tapir]

Nukies gain 25 TC for every live hostage they take

[oblique meteor]

Degloving

[strange kindle]

Increase job cap for all non-singular jobs to reduce tider amount and to prepare for the crew content wave in the coming months

[tidal blaze]

this is just fucking contractor
(honorable mention: https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1391947487572525096 )

[cursive tapir]

Add contractor
(Wasn’t there a bounty?)

[tough ocean]

I was going to suggest this, its a problem on all high pop server I find

[strange kindle]

Xeno tissue should be purchasable for cargo at high prices

[carmine tendon]

butt you get from a super fart should be grindable and contain crapotoxin (chemical that makes you fart)

[jagged fossil]

should be a surgery item attachable to groin

[spiral axle]

Make a new chem Called hopium, and when u use it while wearing the hev suit ,
any crowbar deals 25 blunt ,
And it heals like omizine

[radiant lake]

We already have copium

[serene prism]

this for hristov

[tidal blaze]

Allow us to shoot small animals when loaded in pneumatic cannons

[misty forge]

Give changelings flesh chameleon clothes+PDA+bag which melt into poly acid when taken off them.

[cursive tapir]

Instead of gibbing, the emagged recycler rips off all your limbs

[copper snow]

You can do this

[jagged fossil]

the POTATO PEELER!!!!!

[tidal blaze]

really?

[copper snow]

Yes

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-chris-hunt-lo-fi-games-kenshi-skeletons-robot-gif-4491124464642345055

[strange kindle]

Being mildly cold should not slow you down as much

[jagged fossil]

if thas done resomnis need MOAR *SKITTERS*

[strange kindle]

Nuke this section of sop

[fervent canopy]

make heretics who make a deal with the devil unable to ascend or do feast of owls, and heretics who do feast of owls unable to make a deal with the devil
or just make them unable to make deals if youre lazy

[lunar elbow]

why would you even use any other xenotransplants then eyes

[strange kindle]

you need tissues to do the surgery

[lunar elbow]

you need it only for plasma stun shooting, yet its useless because u still need xeno compatibility implant

[strange kindle]

you need it to do any xeno surgery

[lunar elbow]

you still have to do surgeries on xeno to get the organs, why not just get the tissue

[strange kindle]

Mouse egg sack

[lunar elbow]

add frozen aspect enchant, 5% chance to freeze enemy in a block of ice, 5% more per enchant and 3 max

[radiant lake]

Add a wehkisser emoji

[jagged fossil]

how do u get the implant

[lunar elbow]

sci has to discover it in their console

[radiant lake]

Valueshades
Sunglasses exclusive to QM. Lets them see spezos value of objects on inspection and bounty status of bounty crates. No more appraisal tool needed!

Also available as cybernetics.

[undone void]

Throw a asteroid filled with xenos at the station instead of making them pop into existence

[spiral axle]

Make it so throwing any spear at a flying harpie pins them to the ground

[copper snow]

Make lings work like heretics, where yku can evolve into like someone that can mimic clothes pda and blood and shit and have dangerous guy that can't revive

[loud abyss]

#1413311663007989761

[jagged fossil]

silence, arthropod

[copper snow]

no no the hive queen stays. I like insectojdx

[spark yoke]

a bunch of random balatro-like/inspired (or just funny/fake) playing cards obtainable from booster packs like figurines

[summer leaf]

festive rat king that eats your milk and cookies and leaves 'presents' instead of more rats

[cursive tapir]

Sec Horse has an emote where he turns into a photorealistic horse for a few seconds. Lock in

[jolly flame]

You’re so hungry you’d eat what?

[undone void]

Traitor item for a asakin (monolith lizard bioweapon thingy) biocube

[copper snow]

biocube that has any living thing in the game, IE: space dragon, mouse, ratvar

[jolly flame]

Space dragon cube orderable through (emagged?) cargo for 100k spesos. Now you can defend your hoard!

[copper snow]

Actually fire

[jolly flame]

https://tenor.com/view/blekgraff-wizard-fireball-wizard-of-the-forest-master-of-all-elements-gif-27164046

[jagged fossil]

how hungry????

[gilded monolith]

Add the ability to write things on bullet casings to Express your belifes and totally not for big CC to frame the resomi for the death of jd vox

[serene prism]

agentium
made with vestine, when injected into someone they will become an tot

[undone void]

So like control implant?

[plush plinth]

add the paddy

[serene prism]

yeah

[strange kindle]

Add flat damage resistance to armored hardsuits

[atomic mural]

Nono, it should free agent them.
IC it makes you forget societal rules and your obligations (in particular those to nanotracen).

[atomic mural]

Also to the riot armor, although for blunt and slash only

[serene prism]

wait thats fire

[lunar elbow]

maybe add disallow gun to heretic, i really dont like when people use ballistic path on heretic🥹

[icy smelt]

Specifically blade should have that

[lunar elbow]

idk, maybe its more fun to have it on heretic without path exclusive mechanic, its just really not funny when a void uses gun from sec, that fucks everything

[boreal spoke]

Me when guns are unbalanced and melee is dogshit
Let's remove guns from heretic and maybe also ling to fix the issue, why not

[rose trench]

The humble Mansus grasp

[cursive tapir]

Space Harbor Seals:

Passive space creatures, tend to roam around external docks. Big, fat, and cute.
You can club them for space organs, and to make a sick-ass sealskin cloak (cosmetic).

[copper snow]

Fish gun:
Takes fish as ammo, does same damage as a python, if not a little bit more
Craftable item, barrel, 5 plasteel, modular trigger thing
7 wood
2 rods
15 steel
40 second crafting time
Major contra

[cursive tapir]

crawl while crit (<100), become normal crit at 50 health (unable to move)

[lunar elbow]

grasp and path special abilities compensate not really a dogshit blade, blade has unique mechanics like poison damage on rust. mostly guns just make it not interesting to play for sec and heretic himself, nearly a god running around with warden shotty or captain laser that can be other ontag tasks, in that scenario the heretic just becomes total shitter

[cursive tapir]

You can buy a generic virus live-injector from cargo, needs medical access to open.

[tidal blaze]

make it so only humans can use guns

[copper snow]

Make it so lings can't absorb plasmamen

[cursive tapir]

Hamlets that come from grand lottos are actually para clones who have to kill the real hamlet

[jagged fossil]

why murder them thooooooo T^T

[strange kindle]

Slime scanner should show hunger

[cursive tapir]

for drip

[strange kindle]

Salvagers should spawn with miner headset
Radio show encryption key should be on loadouts

[trail wren]

I think it could be cool to have rare disease complications that would be most effectively treated in cryo, would help bring cryo into the medical game loop without taking over it

[quiet jungle]

oops the entire station has a super infective virus that can only be cured with cryo

[trail wren]

I’m thinking more that some symptoms could have a low risk of causing such complications, with rolls for each patient.

[spiral axle]

Make it so emaging the radio station grants you evil syndie propanagda/music

[rose trench]

Just playing the sleeper agent activation code on loop

[undone void]

give virologist chem access, they needddd chems (if you think this makes them a med+ role look at atmos tech)

[cursive tapir]

Syndicates can purchase a radio station ad disk that plays the “Whiskey echo whiskey”

[strange kindle]

Foam grenades containing plant-b-gone should kill kudzu/floral carpet

[strange kindle]

add an unenthrallable component

[alpine star]

Corporate spy has access to centcom channel and NTR is informed about them when one spawns (but they are contractually obligated to not reveal the spy). Also maybe let corporate spy write a station report like NTR but it’s for all the shortcomings that the spy found with the station personnel

[rose trench]

That’s literally what I said bro

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/korn-fighting-dhanya-wad-dholak-gif-11850867793694857308

[lunar elbow]

add infantilism state when you wear propeller hat and other goofy shit

[tidal blaze]

I love this

[strange kindle]

make the rng colorful outfits be customizable

[strange kindle]

For The Love Of the Honkmother lower the max amount of nukies by 2 and reduce tc gained from warops by half

[copper snow]

return tidsr sickness but for every job so if you play a job too long you get sickness and at some point it just kills you roundstart

[strange kindle]

#1436226268323643452

[copper snow]

also make it x10 on sec

[loud abyss]

#Worstest Ideas Thread

[lunar elbow]

buff APEs, just built different

[wary egret]

ability to stack hats
only 1st hat's stats are counted(armor values, buffs, debuffs, etc)

[loud abyss]

Nah, each hat stacked has diminishing returns but keeps its slowdown

[strange kindle]

Plague mice should not be able to spawn until 15 minutes in

[quiet jungle]

damn virology being useless for 15 minutes

[strange kindle]

Virology is essentially useless 15 minutes in because no chems

[jolly flame]

Binglepit has a 1% chance to spawn a Jingle, a Christmas themed bingle. This chance increases to 50% during December

[alpine star]

Christmas themed Devil that's just Santa Claus

[empty vault]

Station with 0 seccies sounds peak as hell

[misty forge]

20 cadets

[plush plinth]

Make shadowling acension call a 5 minute evac shuttle, they only need 3 minutes to gib the entire station, 20 is just round stall

[cursive tapir]

Add Snapple to the game
Chameleon projector as snapple
"Hi, my name is Snapple"

[radiant lake]

Add a wordle app to every round's PDA

[strange kindle]

anomalous forest planet type that is entire covered in floral carpet

[radiant lake]

Hamster/mouse powered engines that generate tiny bits of power.

Crafted from a machine, you add a critter circuit (printed from service lathe) and 1 cheese wedge to a standard machine setup. You can insert a mouse, rat, hamster or bat into it, it is then trapped inside and passively generates power (double the amount a potato battery does). Ghostroles can chew their way out of it with some effort (50 bites).

Researching HAMTR tech allows you to make a more efficient, more durable and more expensive (requires bluespace crystals) experimental version that makes 20 times the power.

[copper snow]

You can probably just do this by spamming vendor

[barren vigil]

Make it so if ipcs get splashed with 15u or higher units of water will take 15 shock damage ( you can use a spray bottle, fire extinguisher, or any container that will splashes water onto ipcs )

[carmine tendon]

Me when I spray IPC with Atmos firetank, instantly ashing them

[barren vigil]

thats the plan

[carmine tendon]

Do you understand that any shock damage IPC receive makes them shoot out lightning. Shooting them with water will make them a mini tesla

[gritty scroll]

Spraying an ipc with enough water/defibbing 5 times turns them into a tesloose

Obviously a sentient tesloose

[strange kindle]

reopen #2197

[crimson surge]

Replace paradox clone with the Erlking from Limbus Company Canto 6 The Heartbreaking

[wary egret]

this sounds super awesome, and im a mordhau fan, but combat is abysmal without prediction(which for some reason we dont have yet)

add prediction?

[vocal ledge]

We do have prediction

[copper snow]

Add skinwalkers, a weaker variant of changelings that start in space and must replace ANYONE by the end of the shift, but they talk funny and within rp rules, must act weird

[cursive tapir]

Holoparasite a should not permanently die when the user dies.
There should be like a 3 minute timer after the user is revived, and then they return. They can be removed via injector
Holos cost the same as scarp, which is ridiculous

[atomic mural]

#1413311663007989761 message

[strange kindle]

Permanantly ban mimes who use sign language

[strange kindle]

Softsuit attachment
The existence of second skin and volatile red extract made me think of another armor attachment ( totally balanced)
T3(4?) science research. Can be applied to any outerwear for space/cold resistance and 5% cold armor
Costs 45 durathread, 2 plasma, 2 silver

[strange kindle]

Kill chud simplemob slimes or make the event spawn starving xenobio slimes

[jagged sable]

but only after fixing ghost slimes (the slimes that get permanently stuck on people and rack up 600+ caustic damage)

[strange kindle]

Didnt they already fix that

[jagged sable]

as someone playing doctor a lot, I can tell you that as of yesterday it wasn't fixed

[strange kindle]

Add more flat damage resistances to armor
Timmy tider with a shitty glass shiv shouldn't even be able to a speck of damage to a dread suit

[carmine tendon]

If you died to Timmy tider as a dreadsuit, you don't deserve it

[strange kindle]

Xir I said a "speck" because a glass shiv would probably do 0.033 damage

[carmine tendon]

Then what isse does this solve. Is it unbalanced? Does it ruin experience of dreadsuit players? I just can't find a reason for your idea except "it sounds cool" which if it is, that's ok

[strange kindle]

Not much of an issue. It just makes no sense that you're still able to receive damage from miniscule sources

[atomic mural]

The effect of flat resists would be making riot armor good against shivs and mediocre against swords

[misty forge]

Add softcrit from funky

[rotund sonnet]

bird game 3 event where everyone’s harpies and it’s just the Minecraft walls minigame

[echo jacinth]

if the IPC numbers are high enough on the crew side the entire station gets shocked

[radiant lake]

Panacea Mouse
Capturing and vaccinating a Cancer Mouse or a Plague Mouse turns them into a Panacea Mouse (bright white, with a little labcoat). The Panacea Mouse's bite injects 1u of omnizine and 1u of Mouse Bite, without doing damage, and their role changes to crew aligned.

[copper snow]

meat borg. Borg that was infected by a meat anom and now has organs, needs to eat and drink but also has hands. Normal laws

[strange kindle]

urist mcborg already implemented

[copper snow]

metal shell, fleshy innards

[wary egret]

i dont think its working, because my shooting is fully delayed based on my ping

[vocal ledge]

Prediction works for things that were coded with that in mind. Guns / bullets are fully server side so they don't have it. Bullet prediction is like the boogyman of goob, I think 3 people including a maint have tried to add it but couldn't get it working

[cursive tapir]

Cap gets a holoparasite, as a treat

[cursive tapir]

Like Onis, Dwarves can choose to spawn with a unique beverage container which has special Plump Helmet alcohol in it

[wary egret]

unironically captain does need an equipment update
his sunglasses need a buff and a possible heals

[carmine tendon]

Just steal RDs Gemini . Also I don't understand, why captain needs a buff of any kind. They have: 70% armor, 3 hit decap sabre, and recharging laser weapon. Holoparasite just removes any chance of using nocturine on captain, or other ways of stun and cuff. This is https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1413311663007989761 level idea

[carmine tendon]

Syndicate recruiter (name subject to change). Starts with 20 TC uplink and codewords which are some mix of alpha, beta, gamma, lima and so forth. 5 random players on the station are chosen as sleeper agents, which are activated, when they hear those words near them, but not in radio. They all have 20 TC uplinks and same objectives.

[wary egret]

god belss you lads for trying. i dont know if you heard but RMC has it for a while. i dont know if it could help out in any way.

[loud abyss]

Man, these Gamma suits are so bad at keeping out all kinds of radiation. Like Beta, Alpha, and Lima radiation, i bet the engineers making this were on some Whiskey

[strange kindle]

Allow null rods (or just claymore) to go into suit slot

[strange kindle]

Add allegiance icons to Deathsquad and ERT (like how nukies have the S)

[lunar elbow]

so basically make sifu in ss14

[wary egret]

Remove shadow anom until its reworked

[strange kindle]

https://github.com/Goob-Station/Goob-Station/pull/5579 your rework xir

[wary egret]

wait, nevermind
shadow anom would still be shit

[wary egret]

edited the message @strange kindle

[long wave]

add a new undetermined bundle which gives you an emag 3 Borg l6 modules and 3 desword Borg modules

[copper snow]

all presents now spawn 5000 liter tritium if you are a resomi

[cursive tapir]

Nuke Chudzu, randomly spawning kudzu.
Oh boy Chudzu! okay guys, let's go on a 5-10 miunte detour to clear out all this kudzu that was left to grow in an area with no traffic!
I love it when it grows under tables, or on liquid tanks, or baricades. I sure hope it grows under a door I can't access, or a reinforced metal triangle wall! Busy? Too bad! your new job is to remove kudzu. If you stop for 5 seconds, all your progress will be for not!
Space Station 14? more like Kudzu Remover Simulator 14!

[placid zephyr]

Kudzu couldn't be as bad as it is if it was like less threatening blob rather than rapidly spreading weed that slows you down

[cursive tapir]

Make Cargo Teg (cargo can buy teg for 20k)

[radiant lake]

Rework shadow anomaly.

• Least interesting anomaly, technically the safest when not allowed to crit. Doesn't harm, only annoys or randomly teleports which ANOTHER anomaly already does, or produces trees that block areas and/or make something wholly inaccessible due to being untargetable.
• It going critical makes patches of shadow that spread over whole station extremely fast (faster than flashes can get rid of it) and make the station unplayable in an unfun way.
• No enchants from its core.

Reworks:

• Instead of being wholly vision obstructing, its darkness can be seen through, but is harmful to go through in some way. Maybe having it cause a random infection, toxin damage, spawn monsters (simplemob shadowpeople?) or break lights.
• Make the crit form not spread randomly like kudzu but instead cover a big area around its epicenter, possibly breaking lights as well.
• Have it only burn out one charge of a flash for multiple tiles.
• Less trees, or more interesting 'drops' from the trees being destroyed.
• Core enchants armor to provide invisbility in darkness (like shadowling minions), or enchant eyewear to gain nightvision.

[carmine tendon]

Already a thing

[cursive tapir]

yeah i’m saying to make it as QM one round

[cursive tapir]

Slipping items into someone's bag without taking it off them

[radiant lake]

Too OP unless thief exclusive. Also lets people microbomb gib with next to no warning.

And probably hard to code since you gotta enable inserting items and/or viewing a bag inventory thats worn

[plush plinth]

Give red slime extract more active downsides

[misty forge]

Make bullets MUCH faster and actually lethal. Dodging bullets pmo.

[spice spire]

CPR should break chest bones after a certain amount of doafters

[wary egret]

its so bad, it even got the aliens trying to flash it

[bronze dragon]

If this becomes a bounty I’ll add 1k

[plush plinth]

Add light up sneakers

[haughty turtle]

convert all spaces to tabs

[misty forge]

Add a syndicate fireaxe variant for the same price except it does more damage and doesn't set people on fire

[radiant lake]

Allow any type of blood to count for blood-related effects (artifacts, slimes, recipes, etc).

Because its annoying when you are doing science and your artifact arbitrarily decides that a certain type of blood (all of which is labeled the same as a chemical) doesn't count for a reaction, or for various species blood to not count.

Likewise, allow chem goggles or analyzers to identify blood by species.

[valid sandal]

same, would probably require alot but making most liquids exstingush you would be nice, or blood counting towards slimes etcttera

[wary egret]

Let us see next map / vote next map

[long wave]

chloris,submarine,barratry,meta

[strange kindle]

Reclaimer can spawn as a visitor ship

[radiant lake]

Uwu accent as disease

[strange kindle]

Does he know

[radiant lake]

Cowonawiwus
Is it already one of the available symptoms for new viro?

[jagged fossil]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hear me out......... 🥭 mango gland 🥭

[cursive tapir]

Disease effect that produces Felinid mutation toxin

[summer ivy]

Even more annoying that despite several things like that requiring a different blood type, all the blood types use normal blood packs

[bronze dragon]

Conversion antags should get rerolled when there is very little sec

[jolly flame]

Fake Killsign - Ghostrole, looks exactly like a killsign. It can move through walls and attach itself to people. This fourth dimensional predator abuses its knowledge of the fourth wall to trick crew members (or the players behind the crew? Deep.) into killing its prey.

Resistant to most forms of damage but highly weak to holy

[summer ivy]

It rolls antags THEN jobs

[long wave]

give salvagers a proto kinetic holocigar that only works on lavaland

[alpine star]

It's a luxury purchase from the vendor that gives you a pack of like 10 cigs and each has the content of an epinephrine shot

[strange kindle]

Dude I would genuinely love this
Пошёл нахуй Армок

[cursive tapir]

Rare Salvage Magnet spawn: Voyager Satellite:
Contains two of a kind golden record that radio host can play.
It plays "Johnny B Good" by Chuck Berry, or the midi version

[rose trench]

New syndicate objective
“Inflict trauma on (person)”
You need to inflict 200-300 damage to the person by the end of the round (progress remains even after healing so they don’t have to somehow have 300 damage at once), and they have to be alive to remember it at round end
This would lead to funny torture RP I think
Also it shouldn’t be able to roll with the kill objective on them for obvious reasons

[plush plinth]

Port the wizden meathooks
Not out of mald, but just so antags can torture people by skinning them but letting them live
Or letting security use them for advanced interrogation techniques

[jagged fossil]

man i love advanced interrogation

[loud abyss]

We need 13 kudzu, because that was both a challenge, and way easier + not constant spread

[jagged fossil]

btw are we gonna do jet injectors?

[small flower]

they should be locked behind some sort of research tbh, having combat ready fast inject pens is pretty strong

[jagged fossil]

oh ye defo but like, the combat injector dream : D

[cursive tapir]

Liquid pumps should be unlocked with industrial engineering, ain’t NOBODY gonna spend points on a niche ass item at the END of the tree.

[hexed fox]

rolled up newspaper that does 1 dmg to all other species, but if its a vulp it does 5 dmg and forces the whines emote

i need this to rp as old man eustace

[strange kindle]

does 50 damage to chitinids

[bronze dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-ash-baby-silly-gif-11511986892593940244

[radiant lake]

New Gasses:

Squeakium
Helium that has been renamed to not confuse with Healium and due to clown litigation. Ignitable but quickly burns itself out and produces low heat / pressure, making a fire much more surviviable. Harmless when inhaled, and causes character voices to have a special low-scale font and sound squeaky and high pitched (not rodentia squeaky), as though they just inhaled helium. Clowns start with a small canister of the stuff. Produced by mixing nitrous oxide and gas plasma.

Bassium
Opposite of squeakium. If ignited, it instead cools the room its in and causes cold damage with teal-tinted fires. Not as dangerous as Frezon. Gives your voice a deep (demonic) tone and a larger font. Produced from mixing ammonia with nitrous oxide.

[radiant lake]

Let moths eat cigs already

[normal girder]

Cat ears fit on scarf slot, so you can wear them in a mod suit

[wary egret]

Everytime someone @gulps after they ontag-protag moment, they lose their throat pipe(mute & breathing)

[radiant lake]

Mad Genius
Wildcard ghostrole. They are initially disguised as crew but have the ability to cause/create increasingly chaotic, dangerous events or inventions. Being insane free agents, their goals are often petty illegal crimes, sabotaging a specific department, trolling a specific person with a specific gizmo...

• Create random gizmos out of trash or various tools. These generally have beneficial powers to the scientist (e.g. a flashlight that is also a scram) and dangerously backfire for anyone else.
• Spawn anomalies outright and be able to do minor influences on it (transform, destabilize..
• Consume anomaly cores to create even more powerful gizmos.
• Spawn a specific set of inconvenient events simultaneously (e.g. 3 meteor strikes within a minute).
• Turn lathes into mob spawners.
• Achieving their objectives unmasks them and starts a slow burn disaster - every minute they remain alive, a bad event will trigger. In addition, their gizmos, which are now wholly overpowered WMDs, are usable by crew (the scientist is immune to them though) and start to bluespace teleport around the station.

TLDR: Rick, the free agent. A scientific wizard?

[radiant lake]

Gizmo examples:

• 'Toy' Esword that has 100% reflection. If a non-genius drops it while active for any reason, it immediates spaces the tile underneath itself.
• Flashlight with flash+scram activation. Non-Geniuses have it glued to their hand and teleport them into a disposal bin which immediately flushes.
• Lockpicker which unlocks closed storage containers and unbolts doors. Crew instead get teleported into the locked container its used on or set a door to crush people.
• A sandwich that makes sillicons see you as static. Eating it heals you a bit. For anyone else, changes your icon to dangerous non-crew, eating it immediately makes you parched and starving.
• Repair/build borgs to make them fully ion law'd and gain random contraband modules.
• Drones whos only laws are either 'ANNOY', 'STEAL', 'LITTER' or 'WORSEN DECOR'

[cursive tapir]

arti reaction that stops time

[jolly flame]

Paint

• a liquid
• behaves like crayons (Stains the floor and can only be cleaned by space cleaner)
• can be sprayed

[cursive tapir]

“Rhino” Combat Shotgun

• Bayoneted
• Let’s you 65 dash charge when wielded
• automatic

8 gauge shells

-4 round magazine
-below average fire rate

[small scarab]

Syndicate objective that requires you to fax/copy hamlet in a fax machine to get.

[misty forge]

Bullets actually go at realistic speeds and embed within the victim's flesh so that melee weapons aren't the best weapons in the game.

[vocal ledge]

Guns are already significantly better than melee weapons

[lunar elbow]

make it that you slow down when wielding

[radiant lake]

Bribe Evac
For the low, low cost of 250k-1mil spezos (not sure what a 'balanced' price would be), captains or QMs can buy the privilege to 'rent' an escape shuttle, even when you normally wouldn't be able to due to extreme hazards. It arrives 10 mins after the purchase and acts like a normal escape shuttle. It cannot be recalled once bought and its buyer is announced.

Emagging the console lets you do this anonymously, for much cheaper (50k), the escape shuttle is either syndicate branded or barely-survivable shittle, and sends you off to either a syndicate outpost or barratry 2.0. This one can be recalled either by paying another 50k, or by emagging it again / using a captain ID (AI cannot recall it).

[rose trench]

#1413311663007989761

[radiant lake]

Gorilla Gloves
Look identical to Guerilla Gloves. Cannot be removed when worn without help. Allows you to throw-stun people effortlessly and buffs your unarmed melee but disables all other forms of MA/unarmed buffs and disables limb targeting, so you can only yeet people and punch them normally. Makes primates non-hostile to you, forces you to speak in chimp, and makes you clumsy.

[strange kindle]

if you are high enough, you can see reality shifts/fractures

[placid zephyr]

Make hollowed corpses clonable because why aren't they

[cursive tapir]

Make high people experience real hallucinations (like in that Seth video ).
Turn people into monsters like zombies, or Xenoqueen.
Create fake monsters out of nowhere that chase and fake attack the player.
Put people in random outfits, like clown, heretic, skub, chicken, and the like.
Fake hull breaches and explosions

[covert karma]

so like that salv loot serum from tgstation that made everyone look like demons and gave you the objective "rip and tear"?

[placid zephyr]

Remove instant hard grab from the game
Make guerilla gloves prevent you from dropping held items when slipped/stunned instead

[rose trench]

The description gets changed to “due to budget cuts the syndicate has opted to simply apply superglue to these gloves instead of mechanical parts”

[copper snow]

Add 3 classes of contra, minor, medium, and major
Medium gets you prison time
Minor gets you shit taken
And major makes you KOS because why does a machete have the same contra level as ling armour

[radiant lake]

Machete is high contra probably because you might be an actual Slasher and the seccies are trained for that.
"The Slasher only had a machete, but so we confiscated it and told him to not prowl around maints scarily again."

[radiant lake]

Add more 'fake antagonist' items to autodrobe:

• Ketchup-stained apron (Slasher) - Hand-stained by real Space Italian chefs!
• Foam Machete (Slasher) - Aerodynamic yet safe! Boomerang functionality not included.
• Ling Bodysuit - A faithful recreation based on popular horror movie media.
• Foam ling cudgel - What'cha gonna do, knock my block off?
• Foam ling claw - Back in vendors after its innovative 'hard grab' function was removed.
• Toy Wonderprod - Marketing insists this will raise tourism rates.
• Alien Mask (makes you look like a Glorp species alien, head only) - Don't feel out of place when tourists are visiting!
• Inflatable Thief Beacon (thief beacon that does nothing) - Marketed towards eager cadets.
• Second-Hand Satchel (smuggler satchel without any smuggler satchel abilities or contra) - It feels criminal wearing it, but lawyers assure it isn't.

[plush plinth]

only add these if sec can kos you for having them even if they are distinctively different

[radiant lake]

Wait, they can't do that already?

[plush plinth]

idk

[trail wren]

Fey ghostrole

• Antagonist
• Similar aesthetic to floral anomalies (maybe it could even have a moderate chance of spawning when a floral anomaly spawns)
• Similar to wizard in objective, but focused on less destructive magic.
• Would have some sort of automatically recharging resource
• Accent that adds words to make them speak in rhymes and/or alliterations

Ability ideas so far:

• Polymorph: Transforms an object or creature into another object or creature (would need some form of safeguard to prevent it from just RRing people, such as maintaining sentience, being reversible/temporary, or only being able to turn humanoids into other humanoid species)
• Imbue Sentience: Makes an object sentient like space magic/cognizine, but with the addition of mobility. Objects will move like simple mobs if no players are in control of them.
• Steal Name: Removes a character's name, the character will appear like an unidentified person to everyone
• Illusion: Summons a random illusory entity when used on a tile. Temporarily alters a character's appearance when used on them, such as a fake armblade. Also generates sounds consistent with these illusions.
• Plant Portals: Links a pair of plants (permanently or until one of the plants is linked to another) attaching invisible portals that only the fey can use (works on potted plants)
• Change Accent: Gives a player character a random accent, overriding any pre-existing accents that character may have

(will edit this as I come up with more ideas)

[cursive tapir]

Make plasteel craftable via autolathe with plasma and steel

[cursive tapir]

100 hour vox players get a special Hopium/Copium skin for their N2 tank

[strange kindle]

shields should absorb stamina damage

[copper snow]

make stam damage be less effective like it is on armour like trauma l. Death to the stun meta

[cursive tapir]

Cak but a mouse made out of cheese

[jolly flame]

injects universal enzyme on bite

[carmine tendon]

Nerf BSO to normal secoff level

70% resist armor when a typical nukie is only 55%
90 damage shotgun

Why do we need this powercreep?

[bitter falcon]

Secoff with an acidifier

[valid sandal]

the armor is fine since one life no space protection
The shotgun is completely warranted for nerfs it's meant to be a rifle.

[cursive tapir]

Cycle weapons (Bojevic, Mosin) should not have a fire rate, and should fire depending on how fast you can cycle

[covert karma]

me unloading five 8 gauge slugs into cap in one second

[plush plinth]

welcome back shotgun meta (it never left)

[cursive tapir]

well I mean why impose an arbitrary fire rate when the chamber is cycled? The bullet is in there just waiting to be fired

[carmine tendon]

Me moving to Germany to have 0 ping and cycle shotguns instantly

[cursive tapir]

Do after on the cycle😭

Doomed Shotgun

A vicious double barrel shotgun with a grappling hook (fishing rod) that pulls victims close for an easier kill

[carmine tendon]

This is more of a cool idea than good idea
Makr taking hostages an actual mechanic

1. Anyone can take people hostage as long as that target is cuffed and by pressing grab after choking someone. Taking someone hostage slows you down by same amount as choking.
2. Once person is taken hostage, they literally become a living shield, with 50% of damage transferring to hostage, or if raised like a shield, 100% of damage hitting the hostage.
3. Taking someone hostage takes one hand and leaves other one open which can carry a gun
4. In case the captor has a gun, they have the ability to instantly execute the hostage with it, by pressing on them in harm mode. Once the hostage is dead, they stop being a hostage and is released since dragging a corpse is hard. So you can't just use dead people as living shields.
5. Syndies get a 30 TC item called "advanced hostage manual" which allows them to take anyone hostage as long as they're stunned and removes speed penalty that you get from taking a hostage. They are treated like they're in cuffs with do after and all. That way syndies can use contractor baton to stun command and shoot with one hand while having a living shield on the go.

[spiral axle]

The insta execute thing is just a second version of neck snap

[stiff vortex]

I mean to be fair you can execute someone with a shard of glass if they're cuffed so like

[copper snow]

but not yourself! It just ghosts you now.

[cursive tapir]

Small additions for crew with most sec tech unlock. to encourage sci to research sec tech

[strange kindle]

the existence of antags should equal sectech
selfish player issue

[radiant lake]

I mean if they added research for command only it would never get researched unless the station survival depended on it somehow, or it was funny.

[cursive tapir]

i dunno, just more things like Harmpack. That was a sec tech but also for crew

[strange kindle]

harmpack is useless on goob becsuse of armos

[radiant lake]

Honk mech comes to mind as its super rare to get unless you want the displacing honk horn or are a clown who broke in.

Also varies how deep in the tech tree is or expensive. Nobody wants to shill points for the janitor pressure washer but everyone loves the advanced mop.

I like the idea of any niche tech getting a cosmetic or fun item in the protolathes. Sec research maybe get you to print toy sec guns, draconic munitions unlocks cosmetic fireworks or flare guns...

[serene prism]

you get to play assistant for 5 hours, then you have to unlock captain to play it but you still can only play 5 hours of assistant per day

[jolly flame]

add the Men in Black device to command research

[hexed fox]

cool idea but needs some refining to be good, you should workshop it and make it a bounty i think

[summer leaf]

New Viro disease that slowly morphes you into a random fruit, lose all limbs and can only talk.

[plush plinth]

Add a brainrot filter similar to SS13 vanderlin for MRP
In vanderlin saying stuff like "skibidi", "sigma", etc, will replace your message with something along the lines of "PRAISE BAOTHA!", the heterical goddess of drugs and pleasure

here it could be stuff like "lowkirkenuienly", "(anything regarding speed)", etc, and would be replaced with "I SWEAR MY LIFE TO NAR'SIE!" because like nar'sie bad and stuff

[jolly flame]

Make it replace your text with lines from the revolutionary manifesto

[valid sandal]

actually insanely good suggestion??

[shadow void]

New command job called the “Royal Jester” that works kind of like the clown but their purpose and work is actually that of a real historical royal jester. They basically just humble the other members of command, advise them, and tell them without hesitation when they’re acting stupid.

They’re unable to be persecuted for what they say about command, security, or other crew, but they have a very high RP requirement and can be executed if they’re only goofing around and not doing their job at all. Also they get juggling balls.

[cursive tapir]

This is NTR

[shadow void]

NTR is more focused towards doing paperwork, reporting to NT, and working on the legal side of command.

I’m suggesting a job where someone can just call the captain stupid when he’s really being stupid and he can’t do shit about it

[barren vigil]

if your named dinnerbone, your sprite should be upside down

[cursive tapir]

Remove xenovac

[copper snow]

make it so you can escape xenovac like a locker

[cursive tapir]

Give emagged xenovac sucking a doafter on humanoids

[shadow void]

Post the link to https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1411864979648549017 in https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1344857907648532601

[cursive tapir]

Add Epstein’s fit

[strange kindle]

Bind killsign to the soul not the body

[copper snow]

bind a lot of things to the soul, actually. like heretic powa

[cursive tapir]

Apply red jelly to mechs to make them move at normal speed

[jagged sable]

I've seen a knowledge framework PR for exactly this. As far as I know it's actively still being worked on and it also includes stuff like languages, heretic powers, martial arts and a few other things being bound to the brain and even transfering through cloning.
atleast that was the last state i saw the PR at. haven't looked at it in a while
found it https://github.com/Goob-Station/Goob-Station/pull/4927

[trail wren]

Some sort of item deep in the science research tree that undoes the shit shadow anomalies do when they crit. Not just remove a small area, but remove the entirety

[strange kindle]

Shadowkin Evaporator

[serene prism]

repoban @cursive tapir if he keeps malding about xenovac

[carmine tendon]

Remove sprinting.
Yes, I know a lot of people will disagree with me.
Yes, I consider it a good idea.
While being slightly faster is nice when traveling around the station, it made Goob meta into what it is now: which is antag powercreep with very low ttk and reaction times, because if you don't kill fast enough, they will just run away.

[strange kindle]

Flesh heretic ghouls shouldnt gib

[cursive tapir]

why?

[strange kindle]

You will almost certainly never be revived

[radiant lake]

Botany Organs
Botany can make plant-based organs (these make you vulnerable to chemicals that negatively impact plants, and vice versa, like a Diona) as synthetic organs. If mutated, the organs can gain a variety of bad/good traits as well, rather than being static replacements. You get a 'crop' of random organs per harvest but with similar traits.

RR ghostrole openings
Provide most antags that are expected to RR without conversion an option to create a ghostrole for people they RR, keeping players in the game in a meaningful way. All the roles become exclusive picks for whoever got RR'd by the appropriate antagonist.

Heretic sacrifices: An ethereal duplicate of yourself that can drag and draw runes, as well as cast fake versions of your mansus/harmless blade swings, always matching your appearance. Serves as a buddy for getting sacrifices off quickly and distraction. Very weak/easy to kill.

Alternatively, a crow familiar. Functionally the same a Remillia and immune to heretic abilities.

Ling hollows: The hollowed body explodes a stinger worm out of itself. It is functionally a headslug with a non-stealthy stinger ability matching its owner.

Rev's command victims: Bluespaces in a revolutionary fanatic. They're a person with a large-radius C4 strapped to themselves and very obvious about it. They're meant to bust through departments (without spacing them) and prevents sec sieges, or potentially explode some seccies.

Nukies (command/sec only): You spawn on an ERT shuttle. Your main/only objective is to rescue/evacuate remaining civilians. You are not armed in any way but have a bunch of healing supplies and a shuttle which automatically scram's anyone not meant to be on it - including command, who are forbidden from evacuating unless the station is resolved.

[fresh goblet]

Ontags

[serene prism]

add the whole rebel album by EsDeeKid to the vynils

[cursive tapir]

Make capo passively increase your speed by 10 or 15%

(and make it stack for each capo book you read )

[loud abyss]

Make capo force you to speak brasillian portuguese

[carmine tendon]

Sci traitors should be able to buy chemical Borg module for 10 TC or create them from emagged exofab

[carmine tendon]

Instead of being fully immune to all viruses, Vox should just carry them without any effects. Imagibe one vox carrying giga cancer coming to sec and coughing in all of them, while being absolutely fine

[loud abyss]

Coming to sex?!??!@

[carmine tendon]

Me when autocorrect

[loud abyss]

Out of EVERY sentence or word, that is the WORST word for autocorrect to ''correct''

[strange kindle]

Remove BSO

[indigo sigil]

Mangos

[indigo sigil]

Shock collar on warden for when he looses

[misty forge]

Give thieves a different version of the EMAG for their syndicate bundle which pacifies borgs so they can't just create an army of murderboning borgs.

[indigo sigil]

Literally this

[warm sierra]

Usage of fake spesos creates inflation, which causes prices for all departments to go up. The rate at which prices go up is faster then fake spesos production.

[long wave]

permaban atmosians that steal the fireaxe and go tide without setting up distro

[strange kindle]

#YouKnowWhoYouAre

[carmine tendon]

That's called job abandonment and is punishable. Just ahelp if you see one. Admins will rarely do anything if you don't ahelp

[summer ivy]

Did you know, we specifically have an entry into the rules about Atmos techs!

[long wave]

doesn't include stealing the fireaxe for no reason

[summer ivy]

Re;a

Real*

[warm sierra]

We have intro rule that NTR must communicate with CC and send station reports to them. How many people follow this rule?

[summer ivy]

50% but that's a roleplay rule not a "if you sign up for this very important job you are held accountable to do it" rule

[summer leaf]

Add bombs to the necks of all engi round start that can only be removed via a implant remover locked behind a power lock safe that can’t be opened unless there is enough power in engi.

[copper snow]

dont do this, I actually work on the power and i dont wanna go with them

[cursive tapir]

Have a 65% chance that the Whatsapp HEV suit spawns in place of the regular one

[cursive tapir]

Tarot Cards

[strange kindle]

Kill command tracker death rattles

[spice spire]

If roundstart station traits ever become a thing:
Skeleton Crew: On round start, turns one random department into randomized skeletons.

[wary egret]

Mid/Late round wizard with randomized abilities

[long wave]

getting enough air loss damage will give you brain damage

[barren vigil]

So thats why i have short term memory….

[cursive tapir]

Crawl while crit

[radiant lake]

Give most of the AI lawsets an extra rule:

• Research Directors have full authorization to manage and/or alter your current laws.

Why: By default, an AI is mandated to prevent any law changes and can become murderous/malf if you attempt it as any rank or role. This makes all the other lawboards as well as antag lawboards and experimental lawboards unusable as the AI bolts them off and activates turrets if you try to use them (or threaten to).

Also gives RD their main responsibility - keeping the AI in check and changing laws if needed / for RP.

[quiet jungle]

you can't put it on the lawset
you would have to put in the server rules
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713099665620336714/1461238008153112616/image.png?ex=6969d371&is=696881f1&hm=48f39f3c1e2a92397d677b0310e01639738f05240c98fe9107f1b08f98f1f974&

[summer ivy]

Me when the tot RD malfs the AI with no resistance

[bitter falcon]

Tot with an agent id setting the id card to “Research Director” and walking free into the core

[summer ivy]

Or just kills the RD to walk in for free

[radiant lake]

Well yeah, that would/could lead to shenanigans

Would come with risks though as little prevents the AI from asking in command why there are two RDs / an RD not on manifest, or reporting an RD dead and then talking to 'RD' in command or science about the law change.

Also potentially corp agent RD

[summer ivy]

I don't expect most AI players to pay that much attention

Despite their entire job being watching the station they're not staring at RD 24/7

[quiet jungle]

they won't have enough for a syndicate lawboard
unless they get a discount

[radiant lake]

But main idea is make it easier to use experimental cards and indeed custom lawsets, or antags to be able to mess with AI / RD to unfuck AI with less of a siege operation.

[summer ivy]

Work with other tots, kill fox

[radiant lake]

See there's options, semi-stealth syndie group pools TCs to get an AI lawset change and do disctraction fuckery while they do objectives.

As for RD murdering yeah then its in sec or commands best interest to ensure the murdery antag imposter isnt let into the core afterwards.

[bitter falcon]

Most ai players will just stare at the evil people 24/7 and bolt them the second they see evilness

[warm sierra]

"Hey, AI, I need to check the integrity of your AI upload console. It might be bugged. Please open it"
Insert card inside
"Go. Do crime."

[jolly flame]

I prefer my idea of the RD having an exclusive cloak that makes them invisible to turrets for the AI which they could then abuse on nukie ships

[radiant lake]

Cloak that the AI is obliged to ignore / treat like it doesn't exist

[gilded monolith]

What if instead of revs it was friends and instead of killing sec and command we bought them flowers

[spiral axle]

Didn’t know where to put this so I’m plopping it here
Make it so the ntr can order special gift boxes for command members, each box can only be opened by the respective command members,
Each presents would cost like more or less a 100 points
This would also make it so command members would work with ntr for a chance to get themselfs a sweet present
Hos present could be his old kit selectors
Hop present could be a scroll of origami, making him be able to make weapons n stuff outta paper
CMO could get a self recharging 2x2 med dispenser, cooldown depending on the chem being dispensed (Salic longer, bic faster)
Rd could get a suit or a tool powered by anom cores that give him special abilities
Qm would get a Lamborghini that can only be operated by him
Ce would get special gloves that act as an omnitool and insuls, have the ability to auto deconstruct anything he chooses

[jagged fossil]

Man I tried to do ntr shit in nukie round and cc faxed me to call me a moron

[copper snow]

mf go back to bad ideas thread

[strange kindle]

Gamerules which create ghostroles do not announce/spawn anything until a ghost role is taken
No more 500 visitor map clutter and ontags get some bonus time

[jolly flame]

overreliance on sign language should cause mimes to break their vow (let them only use it like 5 times during the round, if at all)

[atomic mural]

Make it so mimes cannot use sign language unless the station alert level is red or violet

[radiant lake]

Antags can emag fax machines to endlessly print black paper, until shut off. This causes the stations funds to decrease.

[cursive tapir]

Give theives 9 Lives

[copper snow]

actually implement the things we suggest

[gilded monolith]

Antags can emag fax machines to fax Syndicate High command, which gets fowarded to admins. In exchange for information and or requested items they may or may not grant the syndi additional gear/reinforcments and such
emagged caps fax can call a lone op

[strange kindle]

blood-red phone

[cursive tapir]

Make Harmpack and Portable charger be put in the Suit SLot

[strange kindle]

Having a gib stick anywhere on your character should change your role to free agent

[cursive tapir]

Make Holoparasites immune to time stop

Make all crayons infinite use

[strange kindle]

insane sneak

[cursive tapir]

it takes 5 minutes to make a post, I might as well fit 2

[carmine tendon]

The are already immune to time stop iirc

[carmine tendon]

Add ability to eat chess pieces from the board

[jolly flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-reference-jotaro-jojos-bizarre-adventure-is-that-a-jojo-reference-gif-6681830226860212095

[warm sierra]

It is a feature already. You can emag fax and you will get error fax destination, that actually send it on Taypan (aka sends to admins)

[radiant lake]

Give wizard a Noita robe (alchemist robe) and a special alchemist wand for 10 wizbucks.

• Makes you unable to heal any damage by any means other than your own magic or hearts.
• You gib on death.
• You have no crit state.
• You get 200 hp. This increases/heals by 50 by consuming hearts.
• space immunity (but not air) and space flying/jetpack.
• You have an infinite wand you can modify and put various missile spells into. Stuff like fireballs, missiles, or transform spells. They can also reflect off walls or be homing.
• Get a random choice of three traits (immunities usually).

TLDR: You become a glass cannon who shoots a wand of their own make. Noita mode.

[loud abyss]

now what roles would convert to which enemies in noita, i know that assistants would probably be the base shotgun-one-i-forgot-the-name-of

[radiant lake]

You see all crew as hiisi

[dapper gate]

Make the plague doctor fit look less ass

[strange kindle]

Using a spray bottle with something flammable while holding a lighter will shoot flaming spray (or just change the chem to phlog)
Spray nozzles and firefighter nozzles can have welders attached to them

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-dreamworks-ken-fire-howd-you-like-the-smell-i-of-flames-gif-16048694

[trail wren]

Disable diseases spawning if there is no virologist on the station.

[dapper gate]

doctors can do it too

[jolly flame]

Covid 19: oh yall not making a vaccine? Ok I’ll chill then. My bad bro

[serene prism]

add showers to the game and make it so if you have more than 100h on a job you are smelly and must go to the bathroom near dorms to shower and clean yourself

[cursive tapir]

Add Cyberware netrunner implant. Functions as a long distance Emag, access breaker, and camera bug

[carmine tendon]

We have PR that's literally this

[cursive tapir]

where?

[dapper gate]

getting shot with a beanbag leaves a tiny spent beanbag on the floor so people know youre using less lethal weaponry

[serene prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936087908631343105/1053649677670690946/350kb_1.gif

[cursive tapir]

is it added?

[cursive tapir]

Give all guns Binocular effect when wielded (like marine corp ), I feel like if you're aiming down sights you should be able to look more in front of you

[radiant lake]

Phobias
Traits that work like anxiety panic attacks but for specific triggers. Specified as irrational fears rather than plain xenophobia. Cannot take phobias that would make you phobic of your own species.

Entomophobia - Fear of insects. Triggered by mothroaches, hugs from Mothpeople/Chitinids, roaches... Makes all moths look more scary (red glowy eyes).

Murophobia - fear of rodents. RK, rats, mice and rodentia trigger it. Mousebites cause cardiac arrest in enough quantity. All mice look like cancer or plague mice or rat servants.

Wehophobia - fear of lizards and weh. Hearing weh, lizard hugs, kobolds, dragons and weh plushies trigger it. Makes all weh plushies and weh audio seem more demonic / sinister.

Ornithophobia - Fear of birds. Triggered by all bird species, parrots and squawkroaches.

Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish. Prevents fishing. Triggered by carp, feroxi, fish. Dragons do not trigger it, oddly enough.

Pithecophobia - Fear of primates. Triggered by humans, monkeys, gorillas.

Ozmosophobia - Fear of slimes and slimepeople. Unavailable to scientists.

[strange kindle]

Remove sprint collision

[copper snow]

Add hot spiral room

[copper snow]

Syndicate cream of insulation that insulates all gloves. 3 uses. Engi only

[plush plinth]

you can end it at "Remove sprint"

[radiant lake]

Make sprint a trait that requires taking 6-10 negative traits

[dapper gate]

This is just racism

Port this shit immediately

[warm sierra]

Racism is when you hate them. Phobia is when you fear them. You can have none, any or both of them.

[radiant lake]

Nah its real phobias (or exaggerated ones for comedic sake)

Like imagine you had an irrational fear of insects and had to work with literal bug people

You might know they're friendly coworkers (usually) but its still something anxiety inducing.

Also, we lack Coulrophobia (fear of clowns/cluwnes).

[jolly flame]

and siliconophobia/metalliphobia/robotiphobia (fear of cyborgs/AI/IPC and simple bots such as medibot)

[jolly flame]

Both those with spider phobia and robot phobia should find drones scary

[radiant lake]

Right, arachnophobia would count
I think the drones aren't spidery enough to trigger a phobia

[gilded monolith]

Fix changelog

[hexed fox]

https://tenor.com/view/korn-fighting-dhanya-wad-dholak-gif-11850867793694857308

[cursive tapir]

Dueling Pistol

Instantly kills if your opponent is ALSO using a dueling pistol

[cursive tapir]

Eating the Omega Bluspace soap works like a bluspace crystal

[spiral axle]

Thieving gloves + dueling pistol meta?!?!

[radiant lake]

Bluespace Cleaner
Made by combining crushed bluespace crystals and space cleaner. Instead of cleaning spills, it teleports them to another random tile. Also works on people if spraying them.

[gilded monolith]

500 gc token that allows a ghost to broadcast a subliminal message to any player
it can contain litearly anything from meta info to just calling people chuds
"hos how did you know the ling was in that locker?"
"it was revealed to me"

[radiant lake]

More voices:

• Everything bad that ever happened to you is [crewmember name]'s fault. Take revenge, but don't kill them.
• You've been afflicted with a vampiric curse. You must drink or splash blood on yourself to survive.
• All the station clothes have been contaminated with a lethal substance.
• Gray floor tiles are lava. Carpets are safe.
• Whoever wrote the Station Beacons labels is an idiot. Fix their mistake.
• Standing in artificial lighting for too long causes space cancer. Replace the lights with something more natural.
• The forces above demand burnt offerings. Find things to sacrifice onto stake pyres.

[copper snow]

implement these ideas

[radiant lake]

Departmental Rivalry
Two or more of the station departments have become bitter, criminal rivals, with the departmental heads in charge.

• All members of a non/sec department become a criminal faction with the goal of harming, sabotaging or killing the other faction (another department). Your command head becomes your defacto leader.
• Both factions have to do this without sec catching on to the rivalry - if your command head gets jailed or killed, or the rivalry is exposed, both factions are going to have their contracts terminated!
• No regular secret antags other than thieves or external station threats spawn for this roumd.

[dapper gate]

Traitor Radio Host item that constantly plays sad music so people around you become depressed

[gilded monolith]

Imagine telling seccie "det is a ling" and they magdump and ash an innocent det

[jagged sable]

Either make the upgraded cybernetic lungs not need breathing anymore AS IT STATES IN ITS DESCRIPTION
or change the description

[radiant lake]

Minor tweak: Make it clear via slime scanner and/or inspecting slime extracts, which 'tier' they belong to. Because there's no way to tell without consulting a chart or memorizing it for each of the myriad of slime colors, and multiple of the slime bounties require 'tier 1/2/3' extracts.

Alternatively, make it clear in the bounties what colors count for tier 1, 2, 3.

[copper snow]

that's why we need it

[cursive tapir]

Auto recycling trash bag tier 2 civ tech

[placid zephyr]

Giving up while crit locks you out of your body similar to RMC

[cursive tapir]

Make a Syndicate chem that burns even better than napalm AND works in a vacuum to make Traitor/Nukie Flamethrowers more viable

[trail wren]

Vestine (that’s the syndicate chem right?) + napalm as the recipe perhaps?

[cursive tapir]

.Yeah Vestine, Although napalm is tedious enough to make. Maybe Vestine + Welding fuel.

[strange kindle]

#1436226268323643452

[misty forge]

Add weapon-based martial arts so that melee combat is not just about wideswinging until the other dies.

[dapper gate]

Jungle Disease: A rare variant of zombies that turns people into rabid monkeys. Reference to the actual removed antag

[spiral axle]

One step closer to parry based rpg🥹

[trail wren]

Let abductors attach body parts to the wrong locations, I wanted to punish a subject yesterday for waking up and fighting back several times during surgery by swapping his hands, but had to settle for leaving his hands in his backpack because the game didn’t let me put a right hand on the left arm

[carmine tendon]

actually there is a bug that reverses your hand icons, but doesn't have any gameplay implications except left hand being in the place of right

[jagged fossil]

occurs if u start doing hand surgeries

[strange kindle]

being close to strong gravity wells should have a small chance to tear off a limb

[copper snow]

it already does this. its called throwing you 50X the speed of ftl at a wall and instantly gibbing you

[radiant lake]

Simplify surgery for superficial wounds or bleeding by making it single click/single step, or doable outside surgery (e.g. welder/cauterizer + click = remove bleeds) if you are medical department.

[undone void]

Still works if you attack them with the welder or cauterizer, unless I’m misunderstanding

[radiant lake]

That, well, hurts, and makes the surgery even more pointless. Maybe let docs do it as a doafter that isn't damage inflicting.

[spiral axle]

Make it so chaplains can purify heretics of their sins making them normal crew so sec don’t throw every heretic in perma or morgue,example:

heretic (hopefully in cuffs) gets brought to chaplain,
Chaplain uses bible with a 1 minute use time, after time is up, the heretic gets a choice of either relinquishing their sins(removing heretic status)
Or denying the lords light(keep heretic status)
To know what option heretic chose make it so if he clicks
Yes - he drops to the ground shaking with holy particles
No- He stands still and lights around him break

[jagged sable]

the evilest possible thing you can do to a heretic is removing their brain and putting them into someone elses clone.
they will still have their objective, and all their ability buttons, but nothing works anymore. They're practically neutered

[jagged fossil]

we at med LOVE cloning : 3

[warm sierra]

Why don't you place them into borg and make them fix the station. Its basically legal slavery

[undone void]

If you’re already tending wounding via surgery it’s fine

[wary egret]

Give an option to make the crewmonitoring console be smaller(for BSO)

[quiet jungle]

Already a fix for that just needs to be merged

[cursive tapir]

Cargo Cyber runner job, except it’s Vampire Survivors esque mini-game

[radiant lake]

Add more chairs/thrones of varying levels of evil villain

[cursive tapir]

Janitor Vacuum cleaner back tank
can use a nozzle to suck up trash from a distance into a back tank containing a garbage bag
garbage bags can be swapped out, or emptied into disposal from the nozzle.
alternatively you can shoot out trash as projectiles if you emag it

[radiant lake]

Merge this
https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/42520

[misty forge]

Anyone who makes a mald PR is immediately raiderbanned from goob

[radiant lake]

Omega glue
Better version of space glue. Made via advanced chemistry, botany or rare maints/clown box loot.

• Spills on the floor slow you to a crawl (95% slowdown).
• Applying it to items makes the item glued to a person picking it up for 15 mins.
• Neutralized with space lube or space cleaner.

[dapper gate]

Sync every server together. When a round ends on one server, a news broadcast is sent to every other server indicating what happened on the round that just ended, like TG does

Example I remember from TG: “Tensions with the Wizard Federation has flared due to the death of one of their members on ‘Your Local Toyota Dealership’”
Translation: Wizard died on this round. The station was named Your Local Toyota Dealership by the captain.

[radiant lake]

Allow people to fish from a full water bucket or mop bucket (alternative to toilet for maps without water tiles).

[summer leaf]

Let people fish in any mapped drains too.

[gentle portal]

one must lock in and use the evil tech of "changing your uiscale cvar"
I have mine on 85% because the 75% option is fucking tiny even on my huge ass monitor.

but yeah it really should have a scale option like most other ui popups

[misty forge]

EVIL mutagen (or genide/malide/mutazine): made with 1u vestine, 1u mutagen, and 2u arithrazine; it mutates plants by 5x and mutates diseases by 0.8. Deals 0.5 rad, 1 blunt, 1 slash, and 1 piercing damage per second (with a 0.5/u of course). I wanna make supercancer faster as a traitor virologist.

[spiral axle]

Give syndie musicians a flute that either pacify or puts people to sleep

[hexed fox]

https://tenor.com/view/zzb-don't-starve-don't-starve-together-tallbird-laying-egg-gif-13047103805826375074

[strange kindle]

Changeling players should have their username on their ghost warp

[strange kindle]

Sol Anise: New plant
Can be grinded for shikimic acid, an antiviral slightly weaker than synthesized antivirals, but has no side effects.

[copper snow]

if someone's being a chud we can call a vote to ash them

[radiant lake]

New bartender drinks:

• Plasmafire - Plasma+Vodka+Welding Fuel (tastes like burning death)
• Fireball - Plasmafire + Absinthe (tastes like fire and magic)

[dapper gate]

Give Virologists 2 virus cultures of common viruses with low tier symptoms for experimenting

[cursive tapir]

For humanoid zombies to bite you they have to grab you
Left click becomes grab, and a follow up click bites

[cursive tapir]

Build-A-Shuttle kit

15,000 Spesos or 6,000 Salv points
Contains Flatpacks:
4x thruster
1x gyroscope
1x mini grav gen
1x Generator
1x Substation
1x Apc electronics
1x Shuttle console
60x steel

[radiant lake]

Build-A-Shittle Kit
7500 spezos or 3k salv points
Contains all the Build-A-Shuttle kit stuff... But everything is in its raw form (steel, modular parts, circuit boards) rather than flatpacked
Also, the kit is lacking wires

[cursive tapir]

Doesn't come in a crate either

[trail wren]

Add a bottle of genderfluid to the psychologist’s office on maps where the psychologist has their own locker or medicine cabinet

[brittle tartan]

Russian accent from the ushanka hats as an assignable accent

[shadow void]

Me when the client is being lowkey a little too rude so I microdose his fentanyl prescription with the estronextgen

[cursive tapir]

Slicing open costumes to hide an armor vest in there.
So you can be a Sergeant Skub while having normal sec armor and suit slot

[misty forge]

Make the raid suit give you the Russian accent

[strange kindle]

Space wizards should be able to buy space whale transport to the station as an alternative to the scroll of teleportation

[brittle tartan]

I want the BSO ushanka to give me a Russian accent

[copper snow]

Bulletproof spiff9

[dapper gate]

return the reclaimer to Goob so Salvs can actually be different then Miners

[strange kindle]

Truth nuke

[cursive tapir]

Enchant bags with Bluespace anom core to increase inventory space

[radiant lake]

Finally a reason to kill BSOs roundstart

[serene prism]

bulletproof cyberpunk coat

[strange kindle]

Exploded welding fuel tanks should not leave a puddle

[copper snow]

increase explosion size by 400% no puddle

[cursive tapir]

Give Initial infected a collective mind to communicate when they’re gonna turn.

Cus like I’ll be trying to prep and shit (sabo comms) and then out of nowhere:
“ZEDS”
“ZEDS MED”
It lowkey ruins my flow and sabotages the rest of the IIs.

[jagged fossil]

make it so zeds once turned cant just beeline for chem guh

[summer leaf]

Add more percussive instruments

[bitter falcon]

6k points for a grav gen

[strange kindle]

An option for your UI theme to change depending on what antagonist you are

[gentle portal]

Maybe realise it goes both ways and you can just unanchor chem and hide them somewhere more hidden.
you know, react to the outbreak instead of blaming ontag for capitalising on you doing nothing

[cursive tapir]

Lower Holo and syndi reinforcement down to 50 TC

[strange kindle]

remove wideswing from zombies

[gilded monolith]

Using a cutting tool on a ciggarette cuts off the filter, making it deal 1 genetic damage every minute and causing heavy coughing

[dapper gate]

Cobra bullet variant that injects a single unit of Mute Toxin but does slightly less damage

[jagged fossil]

guh when does CHEM of all people have wrenches

[gentle portal]

purple alert
oh shit im a chemist
oh shit I know zombieplayers are chuds and will try to rush me when they get numbers
"ANYONE GOT A WRENCH NEED ASAP"

1. given wrench, fuckin haul shit away
2. not given wrench, die from being unprepared
3. realise getting basic gear like a wrench or a crowbar or a screwdriver isn't powergaming and you can leave your autismcorner for 2 minutes without the station imploding

[jagged fossil]

never has a chem done this g

[jagged fossil]

yo ass aint outrunnin zeds with a chemmixer

[hexed fox]

so start doing it instead of bitching that zombies are OP when you perfectly have the capabilities to relocate into a secluded area in maints

[jagged fossil]

i never SAID they were OP, just that if you beeline to chem if you are turned on the other side of the station, particularly if you ghostrole a small mob to get under doors is extrememly irritating if not unreasonable

[dapper gate]

You either will not have time to do that as the zeds are already there or youll have to do it before it even happens and thats just minor powergaming

[jagged fossil]

if a zombie mouse decides to get quirky and crawl in through a door and underneath a table and bit us were just FUCKED

[cursive tapir]

Rename Chemistry station beacon to Autism Corner

[cursive tapir]

Holding leftclick in attack mode readies a direct attack, and when a creature passes the cursor the attack is executed.

You can hold left click to repeatedly attack a target rather than spam clicking

[dapper gate]

Only remove BSO if Heads of Staff all get a weapon regardless

Otherwise: #1413311663007989761

Wait this is only for screwdrivers

Carry on

[misty forge]

Most of them do have a weapon though... QM has knuckle dusters, CMO has the syringe gun, hos is hos, hop has the ability to just walk away from intruders, RD has the power of xenobio, and CE has the ability to make maxcaps, et cetera. Obviously they don't all have roundstart weapons since they don't really... need them. Not all of command needs to powergame and fuck with antagonists.

[bitter falcon]

shaft miners visitor roles!!!!

[dapper gate]

nah im talking full on "This is a gun. You shoot people with it" type shit

[arctic stag]

Bread anom

[proven cairn]

Nah improvis-ish weapons can be as effective, and they're funnier

[brittle tartan]

QM can invoke the power of Cargonia and sick the salvagers on people they don't like

[loud abyss]

Give rd a anomaly railgun, he gets the least improvish weapons of them all

Like, artifacts cant even become weapons like they can in 13, no anoma gun or blade

[dapper gate]

Exactly

[dapper gate]

Replace Resomi with an actual bird race. Not harpy, thats only 75% bird. Not Vox, thats a cancer patient.

[icy smelt]

I mean theres avali on other servers, just better resomi, but not full on bird

I have been corrected and my words are invalidated

But yeah bird species is needed ngl

[dapper gate]

WRONG thats a feathered raptor

We talking, something based off actual birds like Finches, Parrots, Corvids, Warblers, Jays, Cardinals and all that

Actually hold on I have an old Corvid Race based around Viro somewhere

[dapper gate]

Yknow what I’ll bounty a bird race when I’m not broke from GC

[hexed fox]

remove resomi as a roundstart species and make resomi a simple mob vent critter event

[cursive tapir]

Corporate Judo can necksnap

[brittle tartan]

Wig item
So you can give hairless races (like lizards) hair with a mirror or scissors

[cursive tapir]

Emagged Segways become simple mobs hostile to non syndis

[arctic stag]

We've said nothing when they came for the shadowkin (they fucking deserved it but that's besides the point) and now they want to remove Resomi.

[jagged sable]

Remove Humans, they're boring and responsible for over 75% of racially motivated crimes on the station

[strange kindle]

responsible for over 75% of racially motivated crimes on the station
Species motivated actually, and this is a bad thing how?

[dapper gate]

They brought it back

[radiant lake]

What about the sharkpeople

[dapper gate]

They can stay

[misty forge]

Add my submarine back, man...

[boreal spoke]

Just give necksnap to everyone

[hexed fox]

remove feroxi pending resprite because they literally just look like uglier lizards

they should look like this

[cursive tapir]

Replace Feroxis with Kappas

[jagged sable]

give area limited cqc to HoP around his office too.

[strange kindle]

area limited judo

[hexed fox]

#1413311663007989761 is down the hall and to the left

[loud abyss]

Remove every single human and human adjacent species. Furslop only

[cursive tapir]

Syndicate Pokeball. Toss it at any non-humanoid creature to capture it. Creatures might be able to break out depending on how strong they are. Carps are weaker than Goliathes, and goliathes are weaker than xeno queens.

[dapper gate]

“Go, Xenonid Queen!”

[loud abyss]

Go, Cosmic God!

[cursive tapir]

GO THE UNKNOWN!

[arctic stag]

Shush meanie.

[cursive tapir]

Flesh Heretics get speed bonus in blood

[proven cairn]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1413311663007989761

[cursive tapir]

Make all crayons infinite use

[warm sierra]

Go, Narsie!

[loud abyss]

Go, Ratvar!

[radiant lake]

Go, Mothra-sized Mothroach!

[warm sierra]

Now the station is either bakugan battlefield or jojo reference. Its fucked either way

[loud abyss]

what did they say...

[proven cairn]

Nerf heretic ascension

[loud abyss]

Make every antag able to be 1v1d as a lone sec officer

[loud abyss]

#1436226268323643452

[cursive tapir]

Zookeeper gets a special Safari Xenovac to transport zoo animals

[dapper gate]

return the Reclaimer, DV did it so clearly its not a powergaming problem or whatever fucking reason wizden removed it for

[misty forge]

Redspace thieving gloves, 25/35TC item which, when worn, are able to remove any item off anybody just like the chameleon thieving gloves except without a delay. However, they only have 3 charges and take 5 minutes to recharge just one. They also emmit a large amount of noise and light whenever you do steal something off someone.

[dapper gate]

BROKE ||nope|| ALERT

[atomic mural]

Make combat gloves make your punches deal an extra point of blunt

[empty vault]

me when i steal bso armor, chester and bag in 2 sec before scramming 🗣️

[misty forge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[radiant lake]

Forefathers Bundle (uplink item)

• Space Musket (fires stronger-than-hristov-powered rounds, very clunky reload after each shot, has a robust bayonet)
• Space Blunderbuss (shotgun with hristov damage, wildly innacurate beyond a single tile, also clunky reload)
• Powdered Wig (helmet)
• Draggable/anchorable cannon with 5 cannonballs (shoots where its pointing, 5 sec doafter to fire, gibs on direct impact, goes 30 tiles and has 1000 structural damage)

[lime aspen]

Include a singular freelancer uplink as well in case you want to be a pirate

[radiant lake]

Moproach Mercy
Make the recipe for making Moproaches (which demands cooking one in a microwave for 30 secs) a craft tab option so you don't need to microwave a live mothroach to death to make one.

Additionally, make it transform the mothroach being used directly (rather than 'killing' the original) and transfer any ghostroles to it, so it doesn't just kill/eject a ghostrole to make another ghostrole.

[dapper gate]

Path of Soul heretic: focuses on sapping soul from other players for buffs, in turn debuffing others.

[spark yoke]

kill the freeform lawboard (or make it admin only)

[dapper gate]

Parity unfortunately. Banning people who make shit laws on purpose however…

[loud abyss]

torturing ais are funny thouuughhhhh, #1413311663007989761

[spark yoke]

torturing AIs is kinda funny, however, not when it's annoying for the rest of the station and the RD is a shitter

[dapper gate]

its an admin/player issue rather then game issue

[spark yoke]

yeah

[cursive tapir]

CMO Chrome Tax

If you come into medbay with illegal augments, CMO is legally allowed to take and use them. CMO can also share this with other command members

[dapper gate]

make changelings deathy weak to fire. They perform too strong and also, Thing Reference

[misty forge]

Nerf the crematorium, I have not seen it used for a funeral ONCE. And it is also overpowered, being able to incinerate anything in like 3 seconds. Changelings and other immortal or magic antagonists should be given to science or medical for harvesting or experiments (I believe BZ stops changelings using their abilities, so a chamber of it may work). Since getting RR'd for one fuck-up is cringe...

[hexed fox]

losing is part of the game

[bitter falcon]

Ontag that RRs people gets RRd??? How queer!

[cursive tapir]

Meowl

There’s really no reason not to considering futuristic genetic engineering

[dapper gate]

if you provide proof of employment you can bypass grass bans

[arctic stag]

Its called a resomi

[jagged fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[dapper gate]

Paranoid Perk: Randomly, youll get a message saying that you feel like something is after you. This message also triggers when you’re near an antagonist, or someone cloaked is nearby. So you never know if you’re crazy or not!

Fuck wrong channel

[strange kindle]

#1413311663007989761

[fluid rivet]

Moths lose the ability to dash if they burn enough

[bitter falcon]

Increase asphyxiation damage from choking someone, to around 10 asphyxiation a second to make killing someone by choking them a viable option

[cursive tapir]

Admeme where a bunch of Blue Hair ladies spawn near people, and if they hug the lady they instantly die and turn into orange juice

[radiant lake]

Make practice energy weapons shoot green colored projectiles and have green-color sprites compared to the real ones.

Reason: So trigger-happy secoffs don't use lethals on people using harmless weapons, allows to use them for laser tag / pranks without causing a panic.

Maw of the Honkmother can be prayed to by Chaplain. This summons a banana cream pie in their free hand, with a 30s cooldown.

Bananium Sickness
Instead of being radioactive, Bananium can infect people with Bananium Sickness. The effects of it vary between rounds but is universally 'harmless but annoying' or clown-like effects (e.g. honking, laughing fits, waddling, clumsyness). Extreme exposure can cause reversible Cluwne symptoms though.

The Honkmother Protects
Clowns and anyone wearing clown body/armor slot items (clown/jester jumpsuit, honkmother armor) are immune to bananium's harmful effects.

[hexed fox]

best idea ever???

[hexed fox]

make it so if you step on a syringe barefoot (or as rodentia because stupid goida race i hate stuff pierces their shoes) it injects 5u of the chemicals inside

[arctic stag]

Maints syringes? Major? Shoe stealer tide major?

[cursive tapir]

Emagging the Maildrobe plays this:
https://youtu.be/ubm2FO2w2R0?si=3CbRqZd5jm2UpGrs
It also adds an armored postal dude coat, sunglasses, and a couple of guns and ammo

[arctic stag]

Erm
Peak?

[lime aspen]

maybe not the guns and ammo but defo the coat and glasses
And if it does give a gun make it give a fake python that is actually a cap gun lmao

[rotund sonnet]

add a blue quarter zip sweatshirt

[strange kindle]

Crank up maxpop to 95

[arctic stag]

As much as I would like to agree with that the servers are shitting themselves already

[cursive tapir]

Turn Shadowkin into bat people

[radiant lake]

Dwarf Thirst / Knurd
Dwarves need ethanol to live. This functions like the sharkpeoples 'thirst' gimmick, only for booze. As they get more sober/booze deprived, Dwarves see the world desaturated of colors, they lose speed, add more grumpy or morose lines to their chat and eventually go catatonic.

The reverse works too, being nice and drunk gives them minor benefits or staves off the bad thoughts.

[lime aspen]

^ It also makes their idle sprite tipsy, and the ethanol meter would be displayed as a whiskey bottle. The less drunk, the lower it is

If you get absolutely shitfaced it overflows

[radiant lake]

Lesser Form Options
Allow changelings to choose between monkey, scurret, kobold for their 'lesser form'. Makes for more diverse options to blend in when shit hits the fan and makes metagaming it harder (i.e. you dont autonatically shoot any sentient monkeys in a ling round).

Pitiful Form
As lesser form, but cheaper to buy and turns you into a more pathetic critter - a mothroach, mouse, squawkroach, or space goldfish. You don't get the critters unique stuff (like eggs or singing). If killed in this form you immediately headslug.

[radiant lake]

Syndicate Support Plushie - 1 TC cost
The support is emotional, thought sometimes it gives good advice to inexperienced agents. Has built-in chameleon functionality.

Summons a 'Blood-Red Weh Plush' that can be chameleon'd into other weh plushies. Can be ghost-roled (only talks) by players with high traitor/nukie playtime (so they can be mentors of sorts).

[dapper gate]

Slight morale boost: Does nothing, just gives you a bark saying you feel better.

[radiant lake]

Life Nettle
Mutation of Death Nettle, when swung like a weapon, heals bleed, pierce and blunt damage (5 per swing each), loses potency after about 10-20 healing swings. Holding without gardener gloves injects space mirage and hallucinogenic chemicals into your hands.

[barren spear]

new syndicate mech: the Justice, two new roboticist/scientist specific uplink items, the Justice design disk (20 tc) and the Justice parts kit (40 tc, spawns a crate) crate contains a Justice sword, Justice chameleon plating, and Justice central control computer
design disk includes Justice chassis, Justice armor, left/right arms, and left/right legs, disk can be reused but you need to dissasemble the exosuit fabricator to remove the recipies

construction steps:

1: place arms and legs on chassis
2: wrench and screwdriver it
3: add lv cable and use wirecutters
4: add central control computer and screwdriver it
5: add power cage and screw it
6: add chameleon plating and wrench it
7: add two reinforced glass
8: add Justice sword
9: add Justice armor, wrench and weld it in place
10: done

it is a very powerful melee only mech, able to turn invisible (for 20 seconds) and dash, dash has a 25% chance to delimb anyone it hits as well as dealing 35 slash, basic melee attacks deal 35 slash and has a 10% chance to remove a random limb, it can attack moderatly fast
exiting invisibility with an attack deals aoe damage in a 3x3 area
invisibility is interupted if anything living touches it
armor is made of plastic and therfor it has very little health or armor, so a direct fight is easy if you just back up and shoot it

the HOS's sword can parry its attacks

[loud abyss]

ohhhhhhh fuck hell naw this shit was op as hell in 13 it 100% will be op here

[barren spear]

just dont get close to it, it cant use ranged weapons

[loud abyss]

dash
hallways
delimbs ( decap )
invisible
aoe attack upon exxiting invisibility
contact de-invis

'' just dont get close to it''

[barren spear]

dont get close to it and bring more people, dash has a cooldown, invisibility has a cooldown, and its expensive to build

plus, it can be changed from the original idea

[loud abyss]

expensive to build does not apply, someoen will still speedrun it
LITTERALY WHAT I SAID ABOUT GETTING CLOSE TO IT ( it will reach you )
bringing more people really solves 999% of antags other than heretics

and yeah

[barren spear]

it costs 40 TC per mech, plus 20 TC to get the recipe (lost if lathe is destroyed), plus, the concept can be changed from the original 13 implimentation (originally, you just need an emag and 8 raw telecrystals to unlock/craft them)

[loud abyss]

• or a agent id card, emag just hacks the id lock, agent id has syndie id

[cursive tapir]

Enchanting with a shadow anom core would turn that item or armor invisible. So you could rock up with an invis webvest and saw

[loud abyss]

Oh god, invisible hardsuit, soft-invis

[barren spear]

emag is needed to get the recipie from the lathe (or my idea, a disk you add to the lathe)

the mech needs syndicate access to get into though, so you have to hack it if you dont want to buy the ID

[loud abyss]

oh yeah tru- doesn't emag already disable acess locks on mechs?

[dapper gate]

Remove Antag Pity, return Dynamic
(Dynamic: I’m thinking of a number between 1-100, each antag is worth a set amount of points from that random number, command is told a clue as to what that number is, the Antags are distributed randomly)

[cursive tapir]

Allow people to see the value of their accrued pity,

[dapper gate]

Thats sorta the hint you get from Dynamic? It’s mainly just to tell the crew how fucked they are ranging from White Dwarf(Theres nothing thats gonna happen) to Midnight Star(Worse then Black Friday at Walmart and Best Buy combined)

[cursive tapir]

It’d be cool if it showed the percent chance of rolling antag, since I would base my job selection around it.

[strange kindle]

Remove bug abuse from the rules

[azure bough]

Remove beanyboi69 from the game

[strange kindle]

Hello

[dapper gate]

Make the fur lining on Security winter gear Black instead of white to match better

[radiant lake]

Change the wizden remake title from reforged to re-goobed.

Reforged has negative assosciation in regards to a 'remake' of something (see the history of warcraft 3 reforged).

Re-goobed identifies what is being remade and is funny.

Another option is to rename it to 'Re-wized'.

[empty vault]

Goob Rizzed.

You're welcome

[nova fractal]

re add the freeform ai board but only keep it as an endgame research so the 50tc version isnt useless

[loud abyss]

or actually rework it like the 13 version, and rework ai laws in general

[arctic stag]

Give tiders the option turn evil using the evil button (an action costing an X amount of gc) that makes a big sign above their head saying "EVIL" and letting us kill them for fat fingering it

[barren spear]

IPC and cybernetic surgury uses tools instead of surgical ones, as well as being able to do (limited) self surgury on robotic parts without needing any anestetic

I believe the SS13 robotic organ manip on limbs is screwdriver --> empty hand --> multitool --> crowbar/organ --> screwdriver (to close)
and on chest/head its screwdriver --> empty hand --> wrench --> multitool --> crowbar/organ --> wrench --> screwdriver

[radiant lake]

Sec QoL

• Add a built in 'whistle' to the sec facemask, doing the same job as the wearable whistle (the neck slot is generally occupied by other stuff like badges).

• Add police 'bobby' sec helmets. For the Europeans.

• Gas tank vendor in the hardsuit armory (so species with different gas tank needs can quickly suit up, and in general emergencies).

• Comms servers with sec or command ids have an extra layer of protection - requiring either an appropriate ID or extra lengthy steps (like with command doors) to stealthily sabotage.

• Allow chefs to bake donuts (for some reason there is no recipe) for regular/moth crew.

• Sec can order an Emergency Donut Crate (3 boxes, one of which is cotton donuts) from cargo for 5k. It comes in a locked weapons crate. The donuts provide nutrition and a bit of omnizine.

• Fun Scanner - acts identical to a contraband scanner, but only activates for clown / mime items and toy/prank gear. Now you can be the Fun Police!

[loud abyss]

Fun scanner should also be a admin item, but trigger when someone is actually having fun, and delet whatever is causing them to have fun

[cursive tapir]

rename Shadowkin to Shadowkirk

[arctic stag]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hope-you-die-in-a-fire-gif-23808628

[cursive tapir]

Shadowkirk mains are fumin

[cursive tapir]

Depleted Uranium ammunition

[hexed fox]

Add a built in 'whistle' to the sec facemask, doing the same job as the wearable whistle (the neck slot is generally occupied by other stuff like badges).
It literally has a hail for the exact purpose of the whistle bru

[radiant lake]

It has a shitsec ACAB soundboard you mean
I'd sooner stop for a whistle than 'DON'T MOVE ASSHOLE'.
Also whistle is more European than the current American standard.

[arctic stag]

It always yells some bullshit instead of instructions to stop

[arctic stag]

That's just PTSD

[rose trench]

that’s so true

[arctic stag]

Billions must suggest shit for my bounties...

[long wave]

rename oasis to eden station

[gentle mesa]

wizard spell that kicks you out of the server; you can just hit rejoin after it so it's basically a really funny stun

[strange kindle]

staff of kick mine summoning

[ruby harness]

island station

[loud abyss]

The Nanostein files

[radiant lake]

Clowns make distinct 'squeaky toy' noises when choked or hugged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dl8ZTXN1u8

[south sigil]

superdense asteroids. Asteroids that require diamond drillls, mech drills, diamond mech drills etc to get though in a decent time. Hard exterior, interior is dense ores that have more ore but take drastically longer to mine. Center would be rare ores like diamonds, bluespace crystals, etc. This would give a reason for CLARK mechs with drills and the mech PKA to exist.

[loud abyss]

center should have aoccasional chance to have zombies, or a ash drake ( lavaland megafauna )

[cursive tapir]

Give mice hands, but they can only pick up small and tiny items

[strange kindle]

monolith has these

[rose trench]

Split warden into 2 roles
1: Prison Warden, otherwise just called ward with the same equipment that ward has now. Sentences prisoners, makes sure they don’t break out and may occasionally leave security to help the officers on red alert and/or get recourses for sec

2: Security Dispatcher, Equipped with a master encryption key, the standard security pistol, clothing for a casual desk job and the same accesses as the prison warden. They are the one who reside in the warden office now and watch over comms to dispatch officers to places, mark people and watch the officers bodycams they will also share the duty of watching over the armory along with the warden. They are not to leave the brig and are to be on standby for alerts from the crew or officers to promptly mark people. Though on red alert they may get standard body armor and a gun from the armory

Why? Warden currently has an immense workload and it feels like you have to be everywhere at once. But with this the workload is split and secoffs won’t have to repeat “mark [name]” 49474748 times in security comms to finally get a response and everyone will be properly sentenced and leave the brig in a more orderly fashion. These two roles are still meant to work together to make sure security operates in a smooth fashion internally just as it does out on the field!

[strange kindle]

good idea but i fear nobody would play this

[rose trench]

People play NTR, and lawyer

[cursive tapir]

All Crew get a single use distress signaler

[strange kindle]

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. #1413311663007989761 is 2 blocks down.

[rose trench]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1472285559421665300 made it a bounty, go support it nerd

[cursive tapir]

Armored Batman costume for Det’s with 30 hrs

[cursive tapir]

Heretic: Path of the Alchemist

Noita based path

Ascension unlocks The Work, and turns the entire station to gold.

Ascended Mansus grasp would put the mark of the alchemist on someone, and a strike of the alchemist’s blade would turn someone to gold.

Something Something Purple Robes

[loud abyss]

the work should turn the station to cursed gold, or have gold near you turn to cursed gold, aristocrat style

[empty vault]

Ascension should instantly kill you and turn you into a statue once everything is gold

[proven cairn]

the second is just hos
warden was never supposed to dispatch security, his only job is brig

[loud abyss]

Make it have silly kick messages too

[summer leaf]

Add a reason for assistants to covet Contraband:

Assistants can now eat anything that their current ID dictates is contraband.

Different contrabands give temporary buffs when imbibed:

Insulated gloves gives you 'insulated' for 3 minutes
also feeds you to full and heals to full, but fills your blood stream with fat and makes you look all fat and swollen.

Shiv gives you bleed resist for 3 seconds

Spear lets you throw the next anything that would otherwise need a launcher to stick into something and succeed in embedding the thrown object in the target

Tide ID lets you roll it inside yourself instead of using a microwave

Etc.

[spiral axle]

Me when I eat 20 insulated gloves and get too big and round, collapse into myself and spawn a singulo

[hexed fox]

Makeshift timer triggers

Crafted with LV, a modular machine part and two steel, they behave almost the same as the pipebomb or firebomb trigger mechanism where it is randomly set between 0-10 seconds

[cursive tapir]

Light and Heavy projectile parrying mechanics

To parry you would need a melee weapon that could do that:
Light Parrying: Baseball bat
Heavy Parrying: Blue Robot's Arm

You would then need to wideswing, and that wideswing would need to collide with a projectile to initiate a parry
Parrying would reflect that projectile

Light Parrying could parry Thrown Projectiles:

• BaseBall
• Syringe
• Darts

Heavy/True Parrying could parry thrown AND shot projectiles

• Bullets
• Arrows

Lasers would be unparriable

[dapper gate]

Rework Crit, divide it into two phases like TG station does
Soft Crit:
-Speak in whispers
-can crawl around slowly
Hard Crit:
-current state

[strange kindle]

trauma has we can just wait to port it 🤫

[cursive tapir]

Rimworld has crawling when crit, and so should we

[hexed fox]

rimworld.. in good ideas..

[shell jewel]

Silent step boots for thief

[wild brook]

you gain temporary invisibility when you eat a snake

[lime aspen]

You stole my idea
What the fuck?

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/korn-fighting-dhanya-wad-dholak-gif-11850867793694857308

[ruby harness]

you should wield at the exact same time as it hits you
if you wielded and failed theres a second where it wont рarry so its not sрammable

[cursive tapir]

well wideswing does have a cooldown

[ruby harness]

wideswing is also easy as shit to hit

[summer leaf]

Make these noises play whenever crew members bump against walls or barriers. https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc?si=1YnzXHnEPsj-h3os

[lime aspen]

Add more dynamic music like what beestation did

some examples for when music could play :

evac, nukies, zombie majority, long-term powerout, spacewhale sighting,..

[strange kindle]

I have a PR up to add some beestation music 🤫

[neon kiln]

Ooh I can imagine the spooky music of a long power outage making the whole station seem haunted

[dapper gate]

Check out A Guys music too hes pretty good

[cursive tapir]

Mr Beastation

[lime aspen]

Ya love to hear it

pun not intended

[south sigil]

Hatsuke Miku AI avatar and AI face

[neon kiln]

New antagonist, if Ce fails to set up power within 20 mins Freddy fazbear hunts him down for sport

[lime aspen]

If the power is down for more than an hour then Bear5 is sent instead

[cursive tapir]

All Head exclusive items like Hand teleporter and Lawbringer get added to the Tech Disk loot pool.
Meaning if you GAMBLE hard enough on tech disks you can score some big tech

[boreal spoke]

Camera bug buff:
Having it in your pocket will allow you to see through walls (station ai vision) if there is an active camera. It includes seeing through borgs and sec bodycameras

[vocal ledge]

This would go hard with the cyberdeck

[hexed fox]

Add more dynamic music like what beestation did

some examples for when music could play :

evac, nukies, zombie majority, long-term powerout, spacewhale sighting,..

[jagged sable]

honestly, not even in pocket. just having that effect when in hand would be an insane buff and would make me consider actually using it

[lime aspen]

Hey gus can you stop reposting all of my ideas?

Seriously, what's your problem dude?

[bitter falcon]

Good idea: repost bad ideas into good ideas.

[radiant lake]

The existence of Dwarves in space (Space Dwarves, you might say) implies there are Elves in space (Space Elves, you might say).
Thus, add Space Elves.

Appearance: Tall but lanky, long ears/eyebrows

Good traits:

• Excellent eyesight. They treat entities they inspect as though they were adjacent to it, up to 10 tiles away.
• Intuitive botany talent. They can tell the health, mutations, nutrition of plants (as though using a plant analyzer), even if it's in growing in regular dirt instead of a hydroponics bay. This also includes inspecting the health status of Diona or other plant creatures.
• They treat Space Mirage (i.e. weed) like Dwarves treat alcohol, but also get high off of it very, VERY fast. Rainbow weed is omnizine for them.
• Somewhat better accuracy with pistol weapons.

Bad traits:

• Terrible in melee combat with any weapon that isn't a spear (exception for antag-specific weaponry like heretic blades), having a higher swing cooldown and lower damage.
• Much more vulnerable to barotrauma/pressure damage, taking damage at 1.5 the rate of other species.
• Strict vegans. Cannot eat or drink any animal product without vomiting.
• Abnormal metabolism. Medicines wear off quickly (typically halving any healing a dose would do), poisons accumulate faster, alcohol makes them immensely drunk (and potent spirits can flat out kill them).

[bronze dragon]

Bodies in space should not rot if they do not have EVA on

[strange kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-elves-gif-5021243051349336030

[brittle tapir]

We should just not merge with upstream ever again

[gilded monolith]

All light sources apply a gravity well effect to every moth like being nearby

[lime aspen]

seriously though gus, i posted this in bad ideas, why did you repost it?

[serene prism]

need ts

[hexed fox]

remove every species and accent except "Dwarf" and "Dwarven"

[bronze dragon]

Remove xeno hunter being able to permanent stun

[cursive tapir]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1473476828579758090

[hexed fox]

new species thats a single cell organism, its literally invisible, cannot talk, has no name, has no hands, has no clothing slots, has no inventory, and just crawls around spreading bacteria

[strange kindle]

#1436226268323643452 is 2 blocks down

[hexed fox]

no!! its gem!!!

new job: the plumber

[strange kindle]

sentient virus ontag

[jagged sable]

isn't that litterally an antag on TG station or some shit

[long wave]

add your eternal reward as a mime tot item

[dapper gate]

It is and people don’t really like it, ask me how I know

[lime aspen]

plague inc:

[indigo sigil]

When mothroaches eat and grow enough they can physically block people, or block a 1x1 gap, or door.

Alternatively, if they get large enough you can bowl with them

[rose trench]

Oni buff: attacking someone while their carried by you punts them at Mach 5

[hexed fox]

replace it with Yowie Buff and it will be good idea

[spiral axle]

Add the supermatter sword, Wich can be crafted using 10 suppermatter shards, 5LV,MV,HV wires and 2 metal rods and don’t forget the 20u of glue

[rose trench]

In a microwave

[cursive tapir]

Yellow Pill

Available for all jobs in the character customizer as a trinket/pill slot.
Contains 31u of Honk
Only Unlockable if you have 5 hours playing as Bananamen species

[cursive tapir]

Pills should keep chemicals from reacting, (Cryostasis beaker)

[hexed fox]

Remove chem from the game because chem mains are fucking annoying

[cursive tapir]

We need a tool to punish annoying chemboys, Just like how AI art was a tool made to punish artists for being annoying

[summer leaf]

Make all firearms trigger locked behind an ai that determines the targets potential for serious crime, letting sec not shoot innocents while they can easily valid hunt to their hearts content because their job honestly has no other substance to the station and it's crew.

[shell jewel]

pressure plate trigger

[summer leaf]

Make it so you can chat on the radio with your pda as the radio host and on common with the reporters pda.

[velvet bloom]

just curioous, what happened to yaa?

[jagged fossil]

probably got gibmixed

[lunar elbow]

octogen spell

[jagged fossil]

yummers

[cursive tapir]

Immortality Serum

Makes you not able to die permanently.
Permanently removes arms and legs.

Would really screw over someone with a Dagd obj

[lunar elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-guillotina-mewgenics-guillotina-mewgenics-cat-mewgenics-kiity-gif-7320729331654257531

[wild brook]

remove atmos, chemistry and power to improve performance of the game

[loud abyss]

AI Chem

[atomic mural]

U.L.T.R.A.P.A.C.M.A.N. generator for which blood is fuel

[cursive tapir]

Remove Brigmed Time required on Ward

[cursive tapir]

CMO gets a bundled flatpack bunch.
When opened, it spawns all of CMO’s locker flatpacks.

[rotund sonnet]

Make the bell able to be connected to things as a trigger

[cursive tapir]

Multiply all mail profit by 10
Multiply all bounty payouts by 5

[spark yoke]

5 and 2 🐱

[rose trench]

“Chem can I get [insert chemical used for bombs]”
”Chem can I come in”
ramming your head into the fucking Windoor 600 times

[dapper gate]

Throw a syringe with the bomb mix they ask for at them

[fluid rivet]

Add rules to goob

[gilded monolith]

#1436226268323643452

[radiant lake]

Meteors now have a chance to be NT drop pods, shipment containers, or other valuable items that were lost in space and happened upon the station. They do slightly less station damage and leave metal junk instead of ore tiles around, as well as a crate or NT drop pod or similar item of high value/contraband.

[hexed fox]

remove all rules and just ban people based on vibes

[strange kindle]

Already implemented. If you're not a metafriend it's GG

[lethal topaz]

[shell jewel]

japanese plate that turns steps into electricity

[hexed fox]

add yellow paint thats clientside to your job area, so people know where to go

[marsh scaffold]

gingerbreadman

[cursive tapir]

Japanese inspired species that turns footsteps into electricity ⚡️

[radiant lake]

Kidnapped by engi roundstart and forced into slavery for power

[cosmic rose]

Give enchant effects to all anomaly cores
Tech core: ion damage on weapon
Bluespace: recall item, reactive tp dodge chance on armour
Shadow: slight invisibility on armour, glasses give better vision in dark
Gravity:slight nograv movement buff
Electricity and ice: damage of their type on weapon? Perhaps a cooldown electric shock attack?

[spark yoke]

treadmills/giant hampster wheels instead
said treadmills/hampterwheel can be hooked up to the stations power in order to produce power

[barren vigil]

We should be able to ride max sized mothroaches like warhogs

[cosmic rose]

The larger a moffroach is, the more hp it should have, more stomach size, and some mobs that target moffroaches should not

[cosmic rose]

If the cat will target a person sized moff then moffs,harpys,resomis and rodentias should be too

[dapper gate]

You’ve been on reels too much, the price is death

[radiant lake]

Max size roaches can tackle people and eat their clothes during the stun

Mothroach Farming
Max size mothroaches can be sheared with any sharp implement as if they were a sheep. This shrinks the mothroach back to small size and creates a bundle of Mothroach Fluff, a material that is very valuable to sell or can be refined into ultra-luxury clothes. Its also inedible to Moths.

[undone void]

Why would it be inedible to moths

[radiant lake]

Same reason people don't eat their own hair / it would be weird in general

[undone void]

Moths can eat latex

[radiant lake]

Look it defeats the purpose of farming if the moths eat the product they grow as fur.

Also makes it weirdly autocannibalistic.

[loud abyss]

latex is made out of moth fur?

[undone void]

Moth fur is made out of latex

[long wave]

make the chester 50 cal then give the bso a 3 round riot grenade launcher and a bandoiler with flash grenades and emp grenades, it can take explosive rounds if you manage to get sci to research them

[jagged fossil]

bump

[cosmic rose]

are you sure you are in the right thread? i dont think giving the bso even more validhunting weapons is a good idea?

[long wave]

I mean it gives all the gimmicks that the Chester used to have while prioritising non lethals, sci is unlikely to research tier2 shuttle weapons anyway which means they will only really use it during war ops

[jagged fossil]

spawing in as cmo and getting eaten alive by my two cats 🥹

[cosmic rose]

waiiit, can we make moff people get larger too?

[jagged fossil]

terror inducing

[cosmic rose]

the oni whos been bullying the smol creatures when the maxsize overfed moffzilla grab jump throw launches them through the whole station

[jagged fossil]

nvm my saviour 🥹

[south sigil]

It would make for funny BSO starts every round. First order of business, drag rotting CMO corpse away from their cats.

[cursive tapir]

Lowkey make mines more practical. I have NEVER seen them be used

[jagged fossil]

ive accidentally stepped on them outside of space facing cells T^T

[cursive tapir]

Instead of mines requiring proximity sensors, they should require modular machine parts.

Prox sensors are way too niche

[dapper gate]

Librarian gets a pet crow named Poe(ghost role) who can drag objects, mimic people, and hold 1x1 items in its beak

[cursive tapir]

Untapped market for Owl based species

[cosmic rose]

Give em nightvision and harpy flight/sprint without the sound effects, but brittle bones and flamability

[dapper gate]

Any bird species that isnt Resomi or Harpy PLEASE

[proven cairn]

Vox

[dapper gate]

I would like to not have lung cancer constantly

[warm sierra]

Are chickens good enough? Or maybe pigeons? How about dodo?

[undone void]

Make vox unable to be department head

[loud abyss]

Make vox unable to be on the station

[shell jewel]

electric chair

[dapper gate]

It is parity after all

[cursive tapir]

Recharging Payloads

Special upgraded grenade payloads that automatically recharge after a couple minutes.
Tier 2 Sec Tech

Shrapnel Payload recharges after 5 minutes
Flash Payload recharges after 3 minutes

[cosmic rose]

Tiders stealing the crowd control grenades after being abused

[cursive tapir]

Fear Toxin

Reagent that causes the user to hallucinate people as hostile mobs.
Can spawn hallucination entities that only the user can see. These entities take the form of hostile mobs that charge and attack the user.

Would be highly effective in foam or smoke

[cosmic rose]

Cool idea, make the fake mobs do metaphysical damage tho since taking real damage from fake things implies magic stuff

[cursive tapir]

Cheap, mass producable medicine that is a spray on, but a lot shittier than the regular spray-on meds

That way you could fill a back pack water tank up with it and go around spraying people to heal them

[hexed fox]

#1413311663007989761 spray meds are goida

[light basin]

add new game mode payload, its like nukies but nukies need to push warhead into stations vault

[gentle mesa]

so nukies when they have their own nuke

[hexed fox]

#1413311663007989761

[strange kindle]

fibango:

A collection of fruity, flavorful thread that tastes almost just like a fresh mango.

moth-safe mango variant

[wild brook]

this will save goob station:
M90 CAWS

[hexed fox]

new chef content yeesss speed

[gentle mesa]

HoS goes ":c NTR Yara is a traitor" and the NTR can remotely fry his ID and steal the whole bag

[strange kindle]

#1413311663007989761 Is down the hall and to the left

[dapper gate]

Fuck wrong thread lol

[cosmic rose]

We need pda bombs from 13 lmao

[fluid swift]

What if wizards had a mimic crate spell that spawned a mimic that looks like a random type of closed crate and if you tried to open it it would leap at you, lock you inside of it, and digest you to death?

[south sigil]

what if wizards have a "summon bingles" spell?

[small flower]

pretty sure you can already make the sprays n shit

[lime aspen]

so... a vore chest?

[bitter falcon]

Get out of my head

[solemn talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848575984323788810/1141333376117252116/Vore_citation.gif

[long wave]

add an option to opt out of getting only help objectives so when the guy you need to help suicides and fucks over you

[cosmic rose]

Help objectives fun because you can just use it as an excuse to be a funny distraction
I threw bso, ward and two others who were stuck in a xenovac out an airlock once because of that lmao

[wild brook]

forgot to link

[lethal topaz]

give BSO 3 of them

[cursive tapir]

BSO kit that just gives each head a gun

[lethal topaz]

[ashen knot]

make micro and macro bombs linkable to a remote

[solemn talon]

me remotely detonating the captain's macrobomb implant (they disobeyed my order to announce honk on the comms console)

[radiant lake]

Give admins a plasmafire button.

It spawns a lot of pressurized plasma in the current square (enough to fill most rooms) and ignites it.

[south sigil]

Round start and debre damaged computer consoles should have a chance of random computer boards in them. Might be atmos board, might be ID board, might be AI upload board, might be empty.

[cursive tapir]

Blob but factory.

Same type of RTS, except it’s ministry. Focuses on breaking down the station and automating paper clips. Instead of organic blobbernauts, it’d focus more on turrets, and little fillbot enemies.
Idea courtesy of the atmosia server

[solemn talon]

See https://wiki.ss13.co/Flockmind

[lethal topaz]

damn I was gonna post that, there's something also pretty similar that includes nanobots n shit

[cosmic rose]

Already can be done with admin tools

[solemn talon]

just make it an adminsmite that spawns the lit plasma on top of the person or item (and if there's really nothing to smite just smite your own ghost to spawn it)

G-100 "Generator" Drone (100 TC, available to nukies only)

creates a 200HP shield that regenerates over time (2/second), taking damage for the user. If the shield is ever fully depleted, the drone will go on cooldown for 30 seconds before beginning to regenerate a shield again. The drone itself has 50 HP and can only be hit by melee attacks from someone without syndicate faction alignment. The drone follows the user around, phasing through walls if need be. (has a visual medibeam effect from the drone to the user while shield is active)

[strange kindle]

Something of the likes of this is Being Created 🤫🤫🤫

[cursive tapir]

Hostile raider colonies on lavaland, styled after Mad Max

[wild brook]

halo shield

I actually coded a similar version on my fork

https://github.com/RonRonstation/RNMC-14/pull/71

its shitcode but yeaa

[hexed fox]

Ankle monitor that goes into your shoe slot, can’t be removed legally without a special key and is just a printable tracker implant, it can be cut off with a 15-30s do-after from a knife, but doing so will alert all of sec to where you cut it off
stolen from 65 mango

[jagged fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/sawing-through-the-chain-cary-elwes-lawrence-gordon-saw-trying-to-get-free-gif-21902107

[solemn talon]

make aggressive spread be a set 7x7 area instead of random bullshit

[strange kindle]

mfw aggressive spread is aggressive and not controlled

[solemn talon]

8 tiles and five of them under fucking walls

[cursive tapir]

Genetic Ancestor of Vox (O2 not toxic).
Can trade food for a trinket/trash (Piglin bartering)

Like you could give the Voxling a bag of doritos, and it could give back an action figure or spesos in return.

Like crows irl

[dapper gate]

I’ve been summoned

[cosmic rose]

make anomaly cores enchant power based on anomaly str and time the anomaly existed, and let you combine those stats across anomaly types to make the unenchantable cores useful

[lime aspen]

New Creativity module in exofab
It has a recharging rainbow crayon, recharging paint sprayer, pen, paper storage (similar to paper stacks), a dark grey stamp that says BORG in bold lettering, and a free slot for carpets

It is available to unspecialized borgs and service borgs, along with any other borg who rolls the artist lawset

[strange kindle]

Reintroduce Lambda into rotation (with some changes) 🤔

[south sigil]

have a station powered by radiation collectors around a demon core.

[jagged fossil]

reintroduce train i beg : 3

[cosmic rose]

Isnt that just a lame version of the sm?

[dapper gate]

Safer and lazier

[south sigil]

you could have it be an actual radioactive demon that's hostile to the crew and actively trying to break out.

[cursive tapir]

Has anyone tried to PTL the ATS’s power??

[teal needle]

isnt that just a normal version of the sm?

[south sigil]

the SM doesn't leave it's spot.

[cursive tapir]

Mail Pinpointer

Can be linked to mail, and points in the direction of recipient

[lethal topaz]

mail pinpointer is ehh... can be abused

[cursive tapir]

The guy you’d need to track would need to have mail.
The pinpointer would reset once the mail is open.
Plus crew monitoring console exists.

It would track the ID not the person, so if you really don’t wanna be tracked you can get a new ID

Mail Buddy pda app

• Comes default on all pdas
• Plays the “you got mail” sound effect every time mail that belongs to you spawns.
• keeps count of your mail, and lets you know if it’s priority

[long wave]

hiding from sec as a tot and a loud arse "you got mail" doxes your location

[cosmic rose]

i still think departments should have mail depositories that pause the urgent mail timer

[cursive tapir]

Create a heavily Nerfed ERT squad that NTR can order in or something.

Just so CC isn’t absolutely useless

[strange kindle]

https://github.com/Goob-Station/Goob-Station/pull/6116

[cursive tapir]

True, there def needs to be a lower caste of ERT.

It should be like calling the police, but calling ERT is like calling the marines

[spiral axle]

Just add back the intern squad

[south sigil]

borg hydolic clamp module for carrying stuff.

[dapper gate]

Admin Setting for ERTs allowing a selected antagonist(that is doing well) to choose to take the ERT and get a bonus or cancel it.

Traitor: Agent, bad news. An ERT is en route. We have deemed it necessary to intercept. If you protest, we may instead send the resources to you. Death to Nanotrasen.

Heretic: Your eyes open. Men at arms. Theyre coming, yet their minds are fractured. Break their mind and spirit from afar, or harness your power and take them head on?”

[solemn talon]

idea for the traitor buff: a pod immediately drops over them, containing 3-4 pre-nerf telecrystal miner flatpacks, the longer they hold out, the more TC they'll have to use against the ERT. (and if the traitor doesn't have an uplink on them, it removes one of the telecrystal miner flatpacks in exchange for an uplink implanter)

as for the heretic buff, 5 reality shifts will spawn around the station every MINUTE, along with by-default doubling knowledge point gain from rifts (turning into 4 if paired with a codex)

[gentle mesa]

why would they get that lol

[solemn talon]

Have you SEEN current ERT vro

So the base ERT sec team has: 1 medic, 3-4 ERT sec, and 1 leader.
The leader has: a syndie commander hardsuit equivalent, chudfu, and all the stuff that normal ERT sec gets.
ERT sec gets: bloodred equivalents, Annies (busted as shit), advanced pulse carbines (mogs annies), advanced magboots, and a variety of other bullshit.
ERT medic gets: bloodred equivalent, pulse pistol, medibeam gun (removed for being too easy to heal with), enough meds to revive the station 5 times over and full access to everything ERT sec gets.

The warops nukie team level threat isn't worth giving a syndie TC miners?

If I had to rank ERT in power I would say they're a lesser lesser adminsmite, the lesser adminsmite being DS and a regular one being future police.

[quiet jungle]

ehhhh
ERT is actually killable

[south sigil]

Ive seen ling get the better of deathsquad.

[gentle mesa]

the ERT is power crept, why is the response to power creep the syndie lmao

also that would lead to it being called even less, cause it would be such a different thing from "squad gets in, kills, gets out"

[wild brook]

if everything is broken, nothing is

[lethal topaz]

^ Goob Motto

[dapper gate]

It’s a setting for the admin to be like “Ehh there should be an ERT but I don’t wanna ruin this guys game so I’ll let him pick”

[dapper gate]

Sanity: It’s parity and it would be cool to give Psychologist content

If you witness too many horrors or don’t take care of yourself you get debuffed and eventually go insane. Keep sanity up and you get slight buffs.

Copious amounts of Psicodone

[lethal topaz]

blud tryna play barotrauma

[cursive tapir]

Armored Napoleon costume for cap

[cosmic rose]

Makeshift revolver, fires 0.35(or whatever the mkpistol does), requires modular receiver and i dunno some other things

[lime aspen]

Would just give an excuse for people to go insane so they could self-antag, no?

[hexed fox]

self antag can make for good rp

[lime aspen]

I mean, yeah, but it is also against the rules.

[solemn talon]

actually add loneop spawning mechanics from SS13

% chance to spawn in a loneop will increase every second along with adding more chaos score while the nuke disk stays in a single place, eventually guaranteeing a loneop to spawn if the disk stays in one spot for more then 30 minutes.

[jagged fossil]

the killer tomatoes twin, we remember twin 👀

i mean that WAS the cap's fault for loosing

[cosmic rose]

Killer tato funny, especially with autoharvest

[viscid ingot]

Make it increasingly detrimental to play

They get incapacitated before theyre able to do any harm

[loud abyss]

every single species downside with no upsides

[cosmic rose]

To make bluespace tomatoes actually do something meaningful, replace their swap with a forced short range scram, ether on consume or having it thrown at you

[lime aspen]

god damn it, not the consequences of my actions :[

[long wave]

saying "paws at you" grass bans you for an hour

[dapper gate]

Nah you’d just have shadow demons coming to kill you or your character gets debuffs

[lime aspen]

The Security Assistant after trying to fight off 3 terrorbeaks that were chasing him (guns do not work on nightmare creatures) :

[loud abyss]

innacurate, missing the body of 6 bystanders

[cursive tapir]

Make mosin Major contra instead of syndi contra

[solemn talon]

does he know