Good idea's thread

[primal jolt]

Kekikimori got banned from using capo 🥹

[strange kindle]

He uses it on thunderdome

[cursive tapir]

Remove medipens from Capo Loadout in the dome, like why tf do they get it and the gun wielders don’t?

[primal jolt]

because Capo is SOOOO hard and they OBVIOUSLY Need the full heals

[sullen kettle]

BSO ray

[cosmic rose]

Esword litterally two hits a limb, instantly invalidating capo as all moves need speed and upright

[warm sierra]

New chemical: protein decomposer

Cooked with opporozidone and vestine. Cryo poison that boosts rotting instead of slowing it down.

[granite jewel]

you could just emag a stasis bed and leave a body on it instead

[cosmic rose]

Wait thats a thing? Someone needs to make a list of every emagable thing honestly

[warm sierra]

Yeah. Emagged cryostasis reverses its action. It boosts every process 10 times instead of slowing it down.
You can also emag cryopod, so you cannot take a person out without prying it open with crowbar

[granite jewel]

emagging biomass reclaimers should remove the safety and let you put anything inside, including yourself

[cosmic rose]

So like, lead syringe and emaged cryobed would like, quickly kill someone

[loud abyss]

In the alternative, Healing chems + Cyrobed would near admin heal someond

[granite jewel]

interactors with bluespace syringes of omnizine next to an emagged bed

[strange kindle]

nerf cargo smes farm

[warm sierra]

Not very quickly.
But heartbreaker toxin...

[loud abyss]

Does it work for healing too?

[cosmic rose]

holy shiiiiit, imagine that with benzene or whatever does celular damage and with oxygen heal to keep em from getting other damage types in crit

[cursive tapir]

Genecide 🤤
Licoxide

[warm sierra]

Genecide will destroy bed before person dies. Licoxide will cause multiple stuns in the row, so its actually worse than just putting it in person

[loud abyss]

If someone took high brute, just heal them with the 10x healing brute be- NO WAIT DONT PUT ANOTHER MEDICINE JOHNNY TIDE
instant flatline

[cursive tapir]

This would be good for fent, since fent and honk are digested slowly

[granite jewel]

do 10u BZ 10u lexorin in a cryostasis syringe or fill a bluespace syringe and spam it on them

[spiral axle]

Add the stair treadmill so I can climb them and become a aura monster

[south sigil]

double or tripple the size of the list of "things currently pullable" by the salvage magnet.

[strange kindle]

red extract should increase heat damage taken depending on how much slowdown was removed

[fluid swift]

Heart of Gold:
Chaplain null rod that is a golden orb that takes the place of the chaplain’s heart. The chaplain could send the orb out from their chest and it would glow with holy fire as it flies off to their target. The chaplain would suffer the effects of not having a heart while it’s out, and if it gets hit enough, it’ll fall down and need to recover.

[brittle tapir]

greyshield role:
start with same loadout as an assistant but your objective is to make sure blueshield lives. you also start with a random debuff

[carmine tendon]

Remove every antag scram/jaunt ability but remove AI door bolting

[misty forge]

#1436226268323643452

[strange kindle]

Replace resomi with avali

[cursive tapir]

Replace Feroxi with Hydrakin, and then replace Hydrakin with Decapoid.

[cursive tapir]

Heretics cannot cast spells when mute. Making mute toxin useful

[south sigil]

holy water should do tox/burn damage when injected into heretics.

[primal jolt]

Validhunting CMOs making BIG gains with this one!

[summer ivy]

or just holy damage

[strange kindle]

this also stops chuds from using muzzles or sign language to silence their spells

[primal jolt]

but mimes

[cosmic rose]

Mimes have a specific variable for their vow, have that allow silent casting

[warm sierra]

If IPC is electrocuted, it will apply random accent to them or very rarily render them mute (both effects are temporary)

[quick kiln]

Give the janitor martial arts similar to the chef so that they can defend against people trying to steal their galoshes

[primal jolt]

the mop crits in like 6 hits if wielded they scary as is

[granite jewel]

it's like 15 blunt if you wield it, it's better than a toolbox

[cosmic rose]

jani has mop and slips, the only time you lose galosh is if they have weapons or if you are already hurt

[hexed fox]

15 blunt + noslips + smoke grenade that slips you + soap

just beat the tider to crit noob

[lethal topaz]

janitors can win melee 1v2s pretty easily which is why you use a gun

[azure bough]

Ban SOME people from the Good idea’s thread

[lethal topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/1984-vuM--k01KR1QBTRXY7W30DYTJ8064JHZ

[fathom arrow]

Reskinned rollerskates that are White shoes with soap taped to the bottom. Craftable with shoes and two bars of soap

[granite jewel]

Rasslin' martial art
Roundstart for boxer, syndies can snap into a Savage Sausage Stick (60TC?) to learn

Unlocks the ancient Earth martial art that lets you live out your fantasies as Nacho Man Randy Sausage, causes unarmed attacks to deal additional stamina damage (does not stack with glove effects). Choking a prone victim will deal additional damage to the targeted part, disabling it and preventing them from standing up.

Clothesline: Sprint into someone in combat mode, causes an instant knockdown if you're both running into each other, decent stamina and blunt damage dealt to the recipient split between torso and head, scaling up with relative speed. Can backfire if both parties sprint head-on, dealing damage to and knocking down both.

Dropkick: Harm x3, knocks the target back and down and deals additional blunt damage, leaves you prone

Suplex: hard grab > shove > throw, ignores your aim direction and throws them over the top of you relative to your positions. Leaves target prone. Deals stamina damage and blunt damage to the torso. Setup can be interrupted by taking damage or being shoved prior to the throw. Has a 33% chance to maintain your grip and leave the victim standing, allowing an immediate follow-up suplex by throwing again. Followups cannot be interrupted and can chain forever.

Piledriver: choke > shove > harm targeting the head, deals heavy blunt damage to the head. Leaves target prone. Interruptible like a suplex.

Back breaker: choke > shove > shove > harm while targeting the torso or groin breaks the victim's spine, paralyzing the victim's legs until surgery is done to heal it (slime people and IPCs are immune). Deals heavy blunt damage to the groin and torso, requires the victim to be crit, unconscious and/or out of stamina.

Atomic drop: Hard grab > harm targeting the groin, deals stamina damage and blunt damage to the groin and causes immense pain to the victim while knocking them down, forcing them to scream and drop anything in their hands

[hexed fox]

Roundstart for boxer
proceeds to list 0 moves related to boxing
#1413311663007989761 is down the hall and to the left

[fluid swift]

God plz someone in the future make a custom accent option where you can build your own accent I’m begging you

[misty forge]

this

[cosmic rose]

I think theres some way to make automatic word replacements

[sullen kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-natsuki-subaru-subaru-re-zero-natsuki-subaru-re-zero-gif-13843176159109827451

[fathom arrow]

homestuck typing quirks
it's gonna happen

[cursive tapir]

Give Syndicate Monkey Cubes to the xenobiologist

[granite jewel]

Let traitors spend 80TC on an item (never on sale) to get dagd-lite that works the same way but doesn't allow mass sabotage

[sullen kettle]

what changes

[granite jewel]

it's literally what i said, they have 20TC and can't mass sabotage

i should have worded that better, never discounted, not never on sale

wait even better, steal trauma's bomb collars and make it a "counterfeit prison bomb collar", can only be equipped on yourself (or if someone else picks it up, they could i guess), and overwrites your role to the insurgent from trauma, complete with "escape unrestrained" objective, give some kind of message about how "the collar refuses to lock shut" if you have a mindshield or you started the shift as command/sec... and of course, alert security to a dangerous fugitive that managed to get on station who should be dealt with by any means necessary, space law need not apply
i have no possible IC explanation for why someone would do this, DAGD is already a separate thing and to even be able to buy it you already have traitor objectives so

[warm sierra]

Automatic ERT dispatching

In case more than 30% of command is dead and 50% of secs are dead, two buttons unlock in caps and HOS room. In case they will be pressed at the same time, a random timer from 3-10 minutes will srart. After timer ends, gamma code is announced and another random timer starts, after which ERT will arrive.

[south sigil]

what if there's like 2 sec, or no sec?

[warm sierra]

One ERT jannitor will be diapatched to the station by ramming into it on a shittle

[hexed fox]

make roleplay a bannable offense on sigma

[lethal topaz]

Ban unrobust people from making mald PRs

[warm sierra]

#family-friendly-discord-server message

[lethal topaz]

[sullen kettle]

you know you can already do MOST things except for mass sabotage as a NORMAL traitor. Unlesss you just wanna frag crew all round

[cosmic rose]

Midround antag, bounty hunter
Allows pda’s to access the bounty board, where you can request crit, lesson and disposal of any crewmember for a goobcoin fee, payment on success. The bounty hunter has the option for a chameleon kit, or some form of invisibility, and a weapon from a selection, as well as getting goobcoins from bounties, they also get more points to buy supplies and gear
The cost for a bounty is slightly random, depending on role, current equipment, and antag status, and randomly generated no goobcoin bounties occasionally appear every 5 min or so

[cosmic rose]

Furthermore, traitor uplinks can purchase a bounty board hack, uploadable in comms, crew monitor or wanted computer to turn themselves into a bounty hunter themselves, and getting a small telecrystal payout on completing a bounty
For a bounty to count, you need to be within 20 blocks or so of them when they crit, or have damaged them recently, and disposal requires their brain to be separated from the body, soulless, or rotten, cloned bodies inherit the target status, so cloning them would only count for disposal after their brain is removed from the original body

[warm sierra]

Automatic access extension.

Some cards will get extended access during certain codes. They will be set after 1 minute timeout and revoked within 1 minute after code change.

• Blue & red: sec gets extended access. After 1 minute every sec gets basic access to every department.
• Yellow code: atmos and CE get extended access to every department
• Purple code: Parameds get extended access to every department
• Gamma: sec gets all access except secure strategic points
• Delta/Omicron (or how this code called when cultists ascend): AA every card
• Epsilon: Contracts revoked, you are now visitors. Card loose all access and reset to visitor level access.

Its an emergency. Fight or die. If its omicron you are fubared already, so there is no need to halt crew with access stuff.

[strange kindle]

omicron is centcomm override
octarine is cult

[round pendant]

i dont think epsilon is a good thing, i mean, DS are already overtuned as fuck

[cursive tapir]

bomboclat wallahi

[south sigil]

allow uprading borg chassis to armored and heavy by adding a stack of steel to chassis then a stack of plasteel to get to heavy. armored doubles the HP (200), and heavy doubles it again (400). downside is each upgrade also halves the movespeed and doubles energy consumption.

[lime aspen]

The syndieborg with 400 hp and "LIFE IS HARMFUL TO CREW" as law 0 running towards the entire sec department:

[atomic mural]

Correction, slowly sliding towards the entire sec department

[fathom arrow]

I wouldn't be opposed to spriting that

[hexed fox]

stop making lavaland public and also make all lavaland doors require salv/shaftmining access and security access so you can exile perma prisoners to lava hell and they cant leave

[lime aspen]

insuls:

[primal jolt]

The syndicate terrorist in question violently murdering and stripping a shaft miner

[jagged fossil]

oooooo

[mint hornet]

lavaland prison sounds cool they need to breathe though lol

[cursive tapir]

Add Battle Beast

[gilded monolith]

add battle pass

[spiral axle]

The Goob item shop

[round pendant]

add the abductor shop and abductor currency from ss13

[cursive tapir]

Heretic Dream Demon Path

Mansus grasp inflicts a mark that puts people to sleep when struck, and locks them in a dream state until they wake.

The dream state forces them outside of their mortal body, where they are defenseless. They can see others and the heretic, but they are invisible to everyone else. They leave the dream state once they are awoken.

While the heretic is chasing the
victim in the dream state they are completely invisible to others, but can still be hit.

The blade would only do 5 damage, but gets buffed in the dream state to 30.

Weak to fire.

[primal jolt]

Whoever had this idea is a genius and VERY handsome!

[misty forge]

[south sigil]

if the holoparasite belongs to a mime it should also be invisible to everyone but the mime and other mimes.

[granite jewel]

Reality TV show starring the crew, purchase a contract to sign up in cargo (and perhaps an entire role dedicated to being contestants.. Gladiator or something) and off you go. Rumors of contractors kidnapping crew and forcing them to play "hard mode" are unfounded and not supported by NT.

Included: 1 lifeline implant (you will not be allowed entry without implanting it first) that only functions in the arena, sending your mangled (but revivable) corpse back to cargo upon your inevitable defeat
Basic starter gear (a weapon, armor or a hardsuit, some topicals)
More enemies than you can shake a gibstick at
A body camera to broadcast your glorious battle to the rest of the station (plus a stationary one in the arena itself)

Enemies come in waves and get progressively harder, clearing a wave increases your payout in spesos, as well as giving points you can spend on pod drops for medical supplies, ammunition and upgrades for your gear.

If you fail to clear the first wave, you get round removed as the lifeline will be reclaimed by the organizers, it's not cheap you know and if you can't even draw in enough viewers to cover the cost of that, why should they take a loss because you're such a terrible contestant?

[cosmic rose]

Syndicate “great crate surprise” bomb that can be attached to a crate, exploding the next time its opened, using a wirecutter and rightclick menu allows you to disarm it. Deals alot of damage

Great to place on surplus crates you dont need anymore, especially if you leave extra boom in there

[cursive tapir]

The syndicate disposable turret can be upgraded.

level 2 increases fire rate significantly, and adds 50 ammo to it.
Needs 10 Plasteel welded onto it.

level 3 makes it into a rocket turret
with 20 HE Rockets
needs 10 more plasteel and a diamond

[warm sierra]

Gooble

A wordle for bot in discord. You stake your goobcoins and win more coins the less attempts you did to solve it. If you fail to guess, you loose all staked coins.
No word of the day, each game new word individually for everyone.

[spiral axle]

Fun idea but horrid for the fact that there’s a high likelyhood of cheating

[warm sierra]

Goobcoins have no value whatsoever, so that wont be an issue I believe.

[lime aspen]

Incorrect. They are used for in-game tokens and even as bounty rewards. This would ruin the economy

[strange kindle]

do you know how bad the economy already is

[gilded monolith]

Add gc crypto rugpulls

[lime aspen]

Nope.

[gilded monolith]

add a gc stock market

[bitter falcon]

Replace syndicate derelict Borg with v1 from ultrakill with all its mechanics

[strange kindle]

Termintor antag rotting away

[south sigil]

Make the morgues freezers so corpses don't rot sitting in there.
edit: yes I know there's storage to stop corpses from rotting, but often times there's a pile of corpses in there.

[jagged fossil]

????????????????????????? wdym

[round pendant]

so, chef’s freezer is at a temperature where corpses wont rot (for an example), he wants to make the morgue like that

[wild brook]

sir that's already a thing sir

there's usually a freezer machine right outside or even inside the room sir

[south sigil]

not all of them.

[jagged fossil]

yeah

[jagged fossil]

remove mod core component required for modsuits - they dont even provide power

[cursive tapir]

All forms of handheld gaming has been banned by Nanotrasen due to the amount of deaths caused by distraction and the large decrease in productivity.

This means all PDA game cartridges are minor contra, but can still be found as maint loot. Or emagging a board game vendor

[strange kindle]

there are no
pda game

[cosmic rose]

then new idea, add them

[granite jewel]

Emagging force/tether guns lets you use them on people

[south sigil]

an alternative way to implant people with mind control implants is to put the implanter in a pie then hit them with the pie.

[cursive tapir]

New Contra label: Petty

Petty contra are items that are contraband, but do not warrant an arrest or jail time. They only warrant confiscation, though they can still stack on if other crimes are committed.

[strange kindle]

this is literally what minor contra is

[primal jolt]

No, minor contra gets you 10000 years in brig because sec is full of incompetant mouth breathers

[cosmic rose]

Anonymous contra drop box
Grants random non contra loot based on the contra deposited into it

[cursive tapir]

a messages channel on discord that you can post messages in for people to see.

[strange kindle]

kill night harlaw

[south sigil]

you should be able to drink directly from faucets

[warm sierra]

Xenobiology optimization: the slime king

If there will be too many slimes in enclosed space, they will merge into giant slime, breaking through the walls torward any living being to consume and grow larger.

[loud abyss]

Lmao, but even outside of sarcasm this is a pretty good idea for a tator potato item

Making a giamt evil slime to consume people which you can help grow

[snow plover]

King slime terraria moment

[barren spear]

evil wet floor sign: when placed on a puddle it will prevent it from evaporating

it also turns invisible until someone slips

[loud abyss]

Dry floor sign which turns tiles around it into desert tiles.

[rotund sonnet]

make ammonia flammable so that we can light our farts on fire

[lethal topaz]

clown committing domestic terrorism with their fart flamethrower

[warm sierra]

Plasmaman clown:

[primal jolt]

Even if you don't know sign language you should understand when someone says "FUCK YOU!" in sign.

[granite jewel]

and probably "thanks" or "thank you" because literally who doesn't recognize that

[cursive tapir]

at least 4-5 Rimworld games every wednesday

[hexed fox]

replace with dwarf fortress, 7 dwarves on lavaland with ghost role migrants every now and again, dwarves must mine ore and forge weaponry to defend from evil salvagers

[south sigil]

make it a round start event but pull people from nukies role.

[granite jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-25234702
The Man in Gauze, midround antag
Exists only to find his missing slab, which spawns randomly on the station when he does, he is invincible but can only deal holy damage with his attacks.

The slab is considered magical contraband and gives the holder slight damage resistance and slow healing, while reducing speed by 20%. Holding the slab makes you vulnerable to holy damage from either the Man in Gauze or chaplain.

[misty forge]

make a server that only does rimworld events 24- wait a minute...

[gilded monolith]

make it so that the trashbag can pick up almost any 2x2 item, but taking anything out of it has a 5 second doafter

[loud abyss]

Whats even the benefit of using the slab tho

[azure bough]

Make clown ERT real (we have the backpack).

[sonic holly]

it doesn't even honk 🥹

[granite jewel]

regen and damage resistance, the fun of knowing ramses the man in gauze is after you and the chaplain can choose to assist them by absolutely murdering you with their holy damage

[loud abyss]

20% slowdown for worse-then-chem healing and basicly just vest resistance and hogs up hand slots... to #1413311663007989761 you go

[granite jewel]

literally free healing anywhere unless you get caught with it
has an actual downside to carrying it around
bad idea
okay, next time my antag idea will have an undroppable gibstick, be invincible and allowed to kill anyone they want for no reason, you're free to not like something but there's at least some amount of balance here that can be tweaked

[primal jolt]

You said “held” which means it actively is in your hands

Did you mean it can be in like your bag too? I think that’s where the point of contention is.

[granite jewel]

i was kind of 50/50 at first, if that would make it more "fair" to the holder, sure... the slowdown can be reduced, increased, whatever, actively holding it could give the man in gauze an exact location on you (or rather, the slab) instead of a vague sense of direction and distance, as well as giving more abilities to use, or even making its effects stronger

[spiral dome]

add polymarket type gambing on whats going to happen in rounds for us to gamble gc to

[misty forge]

Add resomi back

[jagged fossil]

wht

[misty forge]

Resomi died

[loud abyss]

The downside isnt bad but like, your putting TWO hits on your head from TWO validhunters, having a entire handslot be occupied, AND slowdown. Also cant the man in gauze validhunt heretics & cultists

[granite jewel]

can't the maints clown validhunt other antags outside of maints? not their purpose/objective and not something that can be enforced mechanically

[loud abyss]

Yeah but this guy specifically has holy dmg. Which specifically counters those 2 roundending antags

[granite jewel]

okay so code an entirely new damage type specifically for this one... or use an existing system and enforce the rules like literally every single other antag that isn't murder-everyone-in-sight

[loud abyss]

Trut

[spiral dome]

bring back proximity chat

[cosmic rose]

Tactical karambit knife
Tot item which can be used in hand to give a speed boost, but it makes you spam the jump emote and sway side to side perpendicular to your direction of travel
Other than that its just a combat knife with a backstab that doesnt stun for extra damage

[south sigil]

make fishing just take 10 seconds or so instead of having to button slam our keyboard.

[south sigil]

make handheld crew monitor able to locate anyone nearby with location suit sensors turned on.

[blazing breach]

Give QM walrus with a bling

[lime aspen]

this'd seal the deal

[south sigil]

artifact beakers can hold between 500 and 3k to make them have any semblance of value.

[cosmic rose]

damm Jamie Hyneman is looking good still
-# i miss mythbusters :(

[primal jolt]

Turn ss14 back on, maybe throw a rock a PJB while we’re at it.

[south sigil]

1% chance you will find a water bottle in maints with infinite juice that makes you weh