Good idea's thread

[spark yoke]

e-baseball bat that can deflect/redirect lasers/disablers/energy projectiles with wideswing

[bitter falcon]

Remap thunderdome map to be the dust 2 map from cs:go

[bitter falcon]

When i get to it *trademark

[cursive tapir]

Baseball Mascot Costume
(it’s tung tung tung sahur 🤫 )

[loud abyss]

#1436226268323643452

[cosmic rose]

add 2fort, and 50 disposable sentries

[loud abyss]

add 3fort, and 75 disposable sentries

[south sigil]

moths can eat cothes off people, thieves can do this quetly

[loud abyss]

[cursive tapir]

add Capo to thunderdome

[untold crag]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-gif-16320707318267137003

[dapper gate]

If you’re converted into a Revolutionary, you unlock some unique crafting recipes for makeshift weapons. These can include small explosives, cheap makeshift guns, and support tools

[summer leaf]

And the we-sword

[strange kindle]

Welcome back armok

[cursive tapir]

Borgs cannot use comms console

[hexed fox]

add crack pipes to the game, they can be acquired from shadycigs contraband inventory, as well as crack

Crack
makes you fast
makes you jitter
makes you fall over (like fent)
removes stun time
lasts a long time (like fent)

[south sigil]

like shoes... because then it doesn't show shoes in your hands. Edit: Also mothroaches should be able to do the same thing... Becuase mothroaches can't strip people.

[loud abyss]

yeah right freak

[long wave]

rename all the burgers in the game to “product”

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/evan-burger-did-he-just-say-that-his-last-name-is-burger-just-beyond-2021-trevor-larkin-gif-17977104476704147655

[lethal topaz]

this would make me want to kill all mothroaches (I kill them all anyway)

[cosmic rose]

Only let it work on restrained/crit people, and only allow it for sentient mofroaches

Allow ntr to order a “prisoner droppoff” free agent role for some reward points that spawns in after a few min at arrivals,
Objectives are to survive and to make it to cc unrestrained

Sec has to await their arrival and brig them, and treat them as any other brigged crew
The prisoner starts with a small amount of contra, like a shiv or a tool or two, and implanted with a tracking implant

Basically makes ghostrole, gives sec/ward something to do in downtime, and lets ntr interact more with the crew

[loud abyss]

Free agent.. prisoner....

[cosmic rose]

Hehe not so free agent :3

[summer leaf]

Hunt down the free agent moment

[cosmic rose]

Rise and shine, mr free agent…. Rise and shine

[boreal spoke]

Replace chaplains Remilia with Ilya.
Its a mouse.
65 HP and 65 stamina
Can speak Tau Ceti.
Dodges wide-swing at cost of 20 stamina.
Can sprint.
Deals 3 slash 5 holy on bite
Magic immune
Insulated

[summer ivy]

Can we have it be an AI bot fashioned after Ilya himself

[cold garnet]

can be blob with 65% chance

[strange kindle]

Nukies can buy codewords registry for 20tc
Syndicate soldier team gets it for free

[atomic mural]

Shittier, but longer lasting ephedrine.
Seems legit

[south sigil]

add lobotomized as a possible trait people can choose.

[dapper gate]

An event where a thick black fog covers the entire station and spawns a Whisperer, a monster with no form but does chip damage to those nearby. Hitting it makes it teleport away. Lasts for a minute.

[lethal topaz]

it would be nice if they did this with shadow anom but made it so the purple fog would fuck off because most of the time sci is too lazy

[lime aspen]

A variation of the heartbreaker toxin called the soulbreaker toxin.

Upon it hitting your bloodstream, you lose control of your character and gain the ability to ghost as if you were dead. While in this state, your character continues walking around and behaves exactly how a chimp or kobold would, while also getting a sprite similar to the SSD one with stars instead of Zs, so that you can determine if someone is having an out-of-body experience.

Other details :

The liquid color is something akin to a deep purplish-black

An additional effect of the liquid is that it heals brain damage, unlobotomizing the target and healing 1% per 2u ingested. Explanation behind this is that the target's brain finally gets a break from the stresses of deep space, even if for a short while

It gets ingested at a rate of 1.5 per second.

The soulbreaker toxin digestion can be sped up by injecting one of the following :

Mindbreaker Toxin
Impedrezine

It will use up 1u of the secondary chem to purge 1u of soulbreaker

When inspected, the bottom of the inspect box will say :
"It seems they are having an out-of-body experience."

Recipe :

Soulbreaker Toxin (2) = 1 Cognizine + 1 Fentanyl + 1 Heartbreaker toxin

Flavour Toxin Text:
A failed medicine originally synthezied by Donk Co. with the goal of healing concussions caused by frequent altercations. It seems to put the target into a trance-like state, akin to that of a chimp, while also helping regenerate brain tissue at a rapid pace.

forwarded from bad ideas thread since it got good traction there

[misty forge]

add a 15TC pill with just 20u triclor or another poison so that non-chemists can still lace foods

[jagged fossil]

trueeeeeeeeeee

[wary egret]

Accessibility option to remove drunk/high effect. Its shit coded so it sometimes lasts over 20 minutes; gets real vomit inducing

[atomic mural]

I would make it 6u lead and 14u of randomly carpotoxin, bleach, amatoxin, or heartbreaker toxin.

I was also going to say polytrinic acid, but it turns out that all the acids are utterly useless, and not even 20u of polytrinic is enough to crit someone

[misty forge]

or make 3 pills with different chems for different scenarios

[cursive tapir]

Remove Library and librarian
Add Museum and Archeologist/Curator
Breaking stone on lavaland has a low chance to spawn a fossil or other ancient item

[cursive tapir]

Drowsy trait:

• Can sleep in chairs

-Occasionally yawns
-Can automatically fall asleep in a chair or bed if they stay there for 3 minutes

[solemn talon]

Diona Flower Ability:
immediately does 25 genetic damage to the diona upon use and plants a single flower. once the flower grows to full size, it begins emitting a small amount of healium every 10 seconds. the flower itself is very fragile, but can only be hit by melee attacks.

[south sigil]

after putting a powercell and a powercell charger in your chest, you can lop off your arms and replace them with mech weapons or modules. Yes I want to replace one of my arms with a giant laser. (doing this locks you out of piloting mechs because you can't pilot a mech with a missing arm.

[solemn talon]

Change ling stings to be a silent 0.2 second doafter instead of mid-combat instant fuck you, and buff the dart gun ability to apply the full effect of a sting and then go on cooldown.

[fluid rivet]

add a chemical that heals bones and organ damage

[teal needle]

armbaton

[bitter falcon]

Changelings guitar armblade, to kill people in style while playing the hardest shit ever

[south sigil]

let the mech drill and mech diamond dril wideswing. Also give the drill and diamond drill bigger wideswing for making it slighty easier to mine 2 rows of rock at once.

[solemn talon]

50 TC radio host job item: "Static" bundle, contains a performer's outfit (the miku set), a memory leek, and an old-timey remote!

old-timey remote: allows you to jaunt to and from anything that has a recognizable and large enough screen, this includes: computers, TVs, camera monitors, and more! (5 second doafter to jaunt or appear from or with a screen)

[south sigil]

Make it able to temporarily possess IPCs, borgs, mechs, and turrets.

[jagged fossil]

dont touch the dial and stay here a while with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[lethal topaz]

This is peak, I'd be buying the disk and that

[spiral dome]

ss14 polymarket you can gamble on whats gonna happen in the round

[arctic stag]

"Removes stun time" don't ever speak again.

[hexed fox]

thats literally what ephedrine and deso do

[arctic stag]

Over an extended period of time would make you stun proof removing depth from the game

[hexed fox]

i think u seemed to miss "you occasionally fall down and get stunned like fent"

[serene prism]

heretic blades are 1x2

[valid sandal]

*L shaped

[cosmic rose]

⬛ ⬜ ⬜
⬜ ⬛ ⬛
⬛ ⬜ ⬛
Shaped because fuck your inventory :3

[loud abyss]

#EVIL ideas thread

[cosmic rose]

Make moffs have flash weakness like shadowkin

[solemn talon]

If you give them flash weakness you better re-buff moth dash

[cosmic rose]

Lets give every species more weaknesses
Vulps and tajarians run towards laser beams and projectiles automatically

[solemn talon]

Ok that's fucking hilarious but please don't nerf moths more they've already had every fun thing gutted by malders

[cosmic rose]

Lizards have to shed their skin to heal, with healing from chems also stored until they shed, it takes 2-5 min, made faster by splashing water on them

Dwarves are unable to drop metals and valuables except for trades for more valuable items

Diona cant move, and must be planted to gain nutrients and water

Reisomi cant use regular meds, and must use cryo meds, also they need to wear portable freezer jackets to keep their temprature down or die

[solemn talon]

hydrakin but worse in every way

[cosmic rose]

Uhhh uhhhh hmmmm
Harpys cant see glass, the item and the block
Caw!

Rodentia take massive brute damage from mousetraps

[summer leaf]

Give all humans round start the voices

[strange kindle]

Already implemented do you even play the game

[quick kiln]

DNA backup drive that allows cloning people without their body being presently scanned. When used, the memory of the clone is reverted to when the backup was taken

[strange kindle]

Welcome back 2022 cloning

[lethal topaz]

make onis have no sprint because they're 600lb

[cosmic rose]

Oh i was more thinking give them something based off oni folklore

[dapper gate]

Lambda-4 "Deus Ex"(Anti-Silicon ERT)
-Spawns with Ion Carbines, good against silicons, worthless against anything else.
-EMP implanter for fucking over Silicons.
-Armor is insulated

For when an AI needs a role ban

[spiral axle]

Total ipc death

[jagged fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-fah-skeleton-vonoffe-meme-gif-17918076419074819351

[spiral axle]

Add a 1% chance for a solar flare event to become a super solar flare event, and it shuts off all electronics for 5 minutes, including ipcs, borgs and ai,
I think this is a good idea cuz it fucks silicons over

[loud abyss]

10% chsnce for THAT to become a Solar Annihilation and split the station in half

[atomic mural]

Indirect IPC buff since it causes spacing

[south sigil]

Bring back rad storms.

[atomic mural]

Then give the base space suit 50% rad protection

[loud abyss]

It also nuke-emps the entire station

[strange kindle]

double the speed of all bullets to account for sprinting

[quick kiln]

Bots like the Minebot and Logistics Bot should have AI rather than being ghost roles

[gentle mesa]

if you emag an emag it becomes an access breaker for when your nukie squad is geniuses and bought a second one

[wild brook]

which wouldnt be that hard to make to be honest

atleast minebot

[lime aspen]

Make the Minebots be linkable to ore crates by using a multitool, and add mining beacons which would serve as designated areas where you want the bots to mine.

[wild brook]

im not paid to do non-yaml slop

[quick kiln]

Blacklist filters

[long wave]

killsign anyone who says syndie as "sindy"

[cursive tapir]

it’s syndy

[jagged fossil]

make it so oppo doesnt need cogni I BEG

[spiral axle]

Add 3 job specific unplink items for corpo agents:
CE - 25tc ammo generator, a device that can generate 1 of 3 rockets for CE singubuster every 5 mins,

1. the normal round
2. a sleeping dart filled with 15 noct
   3)a hunk of metal that does high blunt damage.

RD- 25tc anom injector ,
A hypo , that needs a anom core(each core is 1 use before being used up)
When injected with an anom core gives the person the anomaly infection of that core

Qm - 25tc a self reloading Tommy gun

[dapper gate]

Cursed/Blessed Items: Items that can be found in Salvage that are purely evil or awesome to have. Golden Mask and Genie Lamp fall in Cursed and Blessed respectively.

Cursed:
"The King in Yellow": A terrible book about a horrible play. Reading it makes your character go mad. You'll permanently see things that will attack you, and you'll begin to see people as horrible monsters.

Interlopers Briefcase: A small bell rings as you pick it up, and a shadowy figure will whisk you away. Your character disappears, only to return 5 minutes later on station with no eyes.

Blessed:
Ring of Wealth: This ring while worn in the glove slot will make lavaland monsters sometimes drop random contraband! Good luck finding the ring though, its rare.

Magic Mirror: Instantly teleports you to where you started your shift, or last slept. Sound effect included!

[jagged fossil]

I CAN SEE CARCOSA

[dapper gate]

THE THRONE BELONGS TO ME

[jagged fossil]

HARK MY KING, THE STRANGER TO THE BALL WEARS NO MASK

[cursive tapir]

Nanotrasen has recognized the right in self deletion, and has opened a brand new death chamber on the station

[jagged fossil]

what kind of death chamber tho

[dapper gate]

Does it have The Fates

[cursive tapir]

true

[cosmic rose]

Give clowns/clumsy a 33% chance to fuck up martial arts used on them, so every time you hit,grab or push theres a 33% chance of it being swapped to one of the other

[cosmic rose]

Lavaland improvised lifeline
Turns out adding a fulton and a heartrate monitor to a belt is surprisingly easy
Roundstart locker item that automatically fultons your corpse when you die, one time use

[solemn talon]

local clown tries to scarp and fucks up their crashing waves

[cosmic rose]

Oh no clowns can do it fine, its anyone trying to martial them that fuck up
Also scarp is like the least effected by this

[solemn talon]

Oh my fucking god you just made clown into the biggest anti-capo role ever, every offensive capo combo is 3 or more actions

[cosmic rose]

Lmao
Tbf capos flow into eachother with HHPP which helps id you fail due to not moving so just like, roll better

[quick kiln]

Add clowns to Thunderdome

[wild brook]

pronounce the I like the I in the word website

[cursive tapir]

sin-die?

[wild brook]

more like saindy

[quick kiln]

Lavaland adapted plants that require special atmospheric conditions to grow on station

[long wave]

sainty

[strange kindle]

banana cream pie kit got denied

[fluid rivet]

new ass day

[warm sierra]

Honestly, it's not bug issue. You just either some carp meat, which salvos can easily obtain or ask botanist for some koi beans, which are much easier to obtain

[azure bough]

Give diona and arachnids more markings

[quick kiln]

You should be able to control the guns on a shuttle while piloting it

[teal needle]

gunnery terminal

[cursive tapir]

aaactually, there are 4 shuttle ports on the console, These can be hooked up to send an activation signal when pressed.
You can bolt doors, turn off lights, all from the ship console. I assume you can hook up guns as well
🤓 ☝️
Kinda like Scrap Mechanic

[quick kiln]

Oh sick

[jagged fossil]

never mind oppo is back to plasma doxa and phal YAY

[cursive tapir]

Rapturestation, where instead of space its underwater.
With an art deco aesthetic

[cosmic rose]

More smites for wizard
Random smite: does a random smite from spelllist and admin smite list(-table cus lag)
Plush smite: turns target into sentient plush, by putting their brain into mmi inside(or just raw positronic)

[quick kiln]

Can the plush also not be cut open?

[cosmic rose]

Well we dont want to rr someone so unless we can make the plush act like a brain then no we let it be cut open

[south sigil]

there were a few underwater ss13 stations. station flooded if the walls were breached.

[cosmic rose]

Make proper liquid physics besides puddles, then absolutely we should get water stations

[wild brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482018405849628794/1482019585736573079/image.png?ex=69b6168b&is=69b4c50b&hm=a19332958bc1405ea78b7ae4b4532abf3a5bda6668942e643744c8d61252e9ac&

[cosmic rose]

I donts have time to learn how to yet

[wild brook]

should be fairly easy

[long wave]

give a random secoff a mk carbine which is a normal mk but the long way

[hexed fox]

put a beaker full of plasma in security lockers roundstart so you can tell cadets that injecting it turns batong into "Super Batong"

[cursive tapir]

Use AI 😈

[cosmic rose]

El Nath yourself now

[solemn talon]

researchable cybernetic heart that injects 1u of omni into you on a 10 second cooldown, needs 5 bluespace crystals along with all the materials of a regular cybernetic heart. (probably too chuddy considering it's omni but who doesn't love powergaming)

[south sigil]

does injecting plasma into a baton make it explode when turned on or turned on and used?

[loud abyss]

''well no we dont want to rr someone''
random smites including: instant rr
wizard as a whole actually

[quick kiln]

Plasma submerged station on the ice planet 🔥

[cosmic rose]

The random smite is the rr button, the plushie smite is more like the clown smite n stuff

[loud abyss]

yeah but its funnier if it makes them into a actual plushie, not just bootleg one

[cosmic rose]

Oh yeah if you could directly make the plushie act like a brain so they arnt just stuck as a soft pai then yeah, but like, eh i dunno

[cursive tapir]

Make Rodentia more into hobbits. I think it'd be funny to have little rodentias hold the same values that hobbits do. Like they enjoy a good feast and partake in the comfort living a humble life

[solemn talon]

65 TC syndicate item: The Biggest Iron, chambered in .56 FUCK YOU, it does 50 piercing, and an extra 20% damage to those wearing armor. Replaces the two pythons in the cowboy undetermined bundle. The ammo itself is printable at an emagged autolathe or a secfab with a cut manager wire.

[hexed fox]

I'm genuinely asking this, did you think this was #1413311663007989761

[jagged fossil]

twin i need u to wait a bit till tomorrow for your new ragebaiting allowance 🥹

[solemn talon]

it's just a really high damage revolver, you got a problem with that?

[loud abyss]

why not just, a plushie though.

[cosmic rose]

Cus it needs to be funny, not instant death, plus then youd need to make ghosts all real or use scry orb to hear em mald

[cursive tapir]

Railgun that uses Physical ammo as well as batteries.
it could deal like 75 - 150 damage but fully drains the cell, so you need to both manage Power cells and Ammo

[south sigil]

ship turrets and able to look out farther ahead when driving a shuttle, maybe a remote camera or something.

[cosmic rose]

Let heretics see their ritual recipes in the menu without needing a circle

[spiral dome]

tg wallening sprites as an april fools update for a day

[long wave]

rodentias randomly die of heart failure

[summer leaf]

Traitor item Nokia phone.
Blocks all projectiles and acts as a raisable shield and is really loud and plays the infamous nokia ring tone louder and louder until it is thrown away into space or something.

[cursive tapir]

Fixing the changelog machine

[bitter falcon]

diagonal catwalks and railings (the absolute reactors of engineering mapping i have in my head are insane)

[solemn talon]

de-armokify zeds and make it require 4-5 bites to be properly infected (yes this is mald )

[cosmic rose]

Have you considered wearing a hardsuit, or biosuit?

[hexed fox]

Goob players when they try to melee combat a runner zombie, a fictional creature known to kill in one bite (THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!)

[cursive tapir]

make zombies have to grab in order to bite

[spark yoke]

me when zeds infect in 1 bite through a hardsuit:

ermmm
mayb they shouldn't be able to infect me through (ostensibly,) something that is sealed and armored enough to protect from the vacuum and cold of space?

[solemn talon]

mouse running faster then wally west appearing from under a door and infecting me instantly (I was wearing a hardsuit)

[cosmic rose]

Add Masamune, a *** R E A L L Y *** long sword

[south sigil]

Have you ever gone mining with PKAs? Couldn't be worse then that.

[cursive tapir]

Tier 2 Civilian tech that’s Energy Chem, but for chefs. So it can make infinite flour, cocoa, eggs, salt, pepper, bbq sauce, water, etc

[loud abyss]

turning them into.. just s eternal plushie is funnier than " yo bring me to med!! Im plushied!!" Since then the funny js broken by "oh. i gotts go to med to get a nee body"

Also wizard has fucking gib hand

[lethal topaz]

make zeds not zeds

[cosmic rose]

Make preround timer longer so we have more time to piss between rounds

[cursive tapir]

Combine Theif and Syndi into a unique antag that's basically just the Undetermined syndi bundle, but no TC or store.

I think that's been done before. Maybe

[vocal ledge]

#1436226268323643452

[quiet jungle]

that is called contractor

[hexed fox]

let he cook

[vocal ledge]

They already burned down the kitchen

[cosmic rose]

Make bluespace tomatoes a forced short range scram instead of being .theswap

[cursive tapir]

Can you make Ghetto Gygax by picking up a ship cannon with a riply and triggering it??

[wild brook]

hardsuits can get damaged
they will require welding if they are
softsuits are immediately pierced and rendered useless when hit

[south sigil]

add back artifact powercells or artifact power generators.

[glacial bolt]

how about clown-exclusive CQC
either "close quarters clowning" or "way of the honkmother"

[cosmic rose]

Explosive lemmons

[cursive tapir]

Lower Undetermined crate cost to 90 TC, so us Uplink Implant users can buy it

[cosmic rose]

But if you are going to buy it instantly for all your tc then you dont need an uplink implant

[cursive tapir]

Syndicate Loadout

[hexed fox]

thats the price you pay for using an implant

[cursive tapir]

Hos can legally deputize Syndicate agents by Mindshielding them and having them wear an Electropack at all times

[cosmic rose]

Chameleon backpack to continue to fool hos while being safe from punishment
(Also threat of instant death if hos hooks up a loop on a trigger to it)

[quick kiln]

Add butterfinger to Orlando

[cursive tapir]

Orlando station, Has a theme park in place of a library. Very tropical

[hexed fox]

Rename Barratry to Baltimore

[gilded monolith]

Add syndicate zombie virus chem to maints pills

[wild brook]

already a thing

[lethal topaz]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1413311663007989761

[atomic mural]

Maybe epi(if crit) and ephedrine(if not crit) instead?

[dapper gate]

Dynamic Music that changes for when you enter different areas of the station, the alert level changes, or youre under attack and or injured

[summer leaf]

-Command rooms playing liet motifs of red sun in the sky to some decent piano
-Security has metal and little bits of yelling and sounds of gunshots
-Cargo is loud enough, but lets have it sound like a workyard with screeching metal and industry sounds like vehicles backing up
-Service has gentle murmering of people talking if there are people in the area that deafens when musicians/radio host play their music
-maints have more of the current ambiances.
-Engi has typical rock music
-Botany has country
-Tools room has just the most annoying breakcore and drums
-Medical has gentle Lo-Fi playing
-activating harm mode speeds up any bits of ambient music and adds extra percussion tracks
-Battling/crit/dead sound effects
-blue alert slows all the typical noise by 0.85
-red alert forces the harm mode audio effects for all
-violet lowers octave by 2
-honk alert makes directional scuffling noises and very distant, quite honks
-all ambiences stop when Antag alert musics are playing

[spiral axle]

Please add the golden blast from paradise to the judo belt

[cosmic rose]

I think grab and pull are seperate in 13 so itd need reworking

[south sigil]

Medical biofabs should be able to make bloodbags in mass from biomass.

[cursive tapir]

Adding casinos to new maps

[fresh goblet]

@fathom hill Hi.

[fluid rivet]

crucify maintainers if a new change is slightly bad

[loud abyss]

Already ingame

[jagged fossil]

escape pod airlocks should ea during evac phase
no more desperately trying to destroy an airlock in 2minutes and failing miserably

[dapper gate]

Drozd Buff: more one handed accuracy since its an SMG(supposedly. Who the fuck bullpups an SMG?).

[cosmic rose]

Make bodybags require a short doafter to open and close

[cosmic rose]

make accended ash heretics permentently on max firestacks with immunity

[cursive tapir]

It should always be cheaper to sleep someone than kill them.
The problem comes when someone sleeps someone and then kills them

[cosmic rose]

Bad idea but
Make sleeping people have 50% dr

[cursive tapir]

I’d want to reward pascificity

[solemn talon]

AIs should be able to hear the messages of people around borgs, so they act like walking intercomms

[cursive tapir]

Nano groupchats

[dapper gate]

NTR Purchase, purchasable with 10 LP and a Dead BSO

"Blueshield Remnants"
"Your Blueshield Officer has been Critically injured in his line of work, and will not be returning. We trust you will allocate the scraps to worthwhile employees."
Contains:
1x Handheld Command Monitor
1x Picked BSO Weapon and Armor OR 2x Picked BSO Weapons

[spiral axle]

Since dodging has been added we’re 1 step closer to becoming a Deepwoken rougelike, now the next thing to add is parrying

[lethal topaz]

trying to sleep someone usually costs more than trying to kill someone, give us more options and make sleeping last longer instead of allowing them to get up and then fall asleep again constantly.

[cursive tapir]

How bout an item that generates nocturne, but makes you pacifist

[loud abyss]

How about pain sleep

[hexed fox]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-gif-526561946077685943

[cosmic rose]

Add psyonics, but like, curb the powergaming so you dont have like 50 people running around with superpowers

[cursive tapir]

Add psyonics but make it easy and intuitive to understand

[untold crag]

don't add psyonics

[south sigil]

add in automated lavaland deep ore miners for lategame research. Just produces a slow trickle of ore with higher value ore being rarer.

[jagged fossil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-jumpscare-yHapul3SGxeBbPdOCD

[bitter falcon]

Bring back plasma rifle to protolathe
Early 2025 goob style

salvage idea

Done

Sec research that is a stun shield, when wielded, anything that comes in contact with you gets electrocuted

[eager sparrow]

boxer should get same gimmick as chaplain with their own gimmick MA
like velvet FU
Aikido that counters CQC
Maints Dragon Enter - based on using toolbelt items in some ways like wrench wrecnh + screwdrive will knock down the oppent. Or shock outburst that is shove shove + multitool itll shock the enemy and you if you dont have insuls
Boxing ofc.

[cosmic rose]

Let boxers use a non damaging version of a martial art of choice while on boxing floor tiles

[solemn talon]

raise the firerate of the antique to 3.0 a second and make it into a projectile weapon instead of a hitscan weapon. (parity + I hate hitscan weapons)

[cursive tapir]

why

[solemn talon]

actually no change ALL laser weapons to be projectiles and make hitscan a DS/ERT only thing because hitscan is bullshit

[cosmic rose]

#1413311663007989761 is there dude

[solemn talon]

my guy that's how lasers in SS13 worked, actually I think even DS still had projectile guns, honestly I think an actual laser flying down the hallway is better then a sprite going from one end of the hallway to the other instantly. (also it would be really fucking funny to see the entirety of sec barraging one guy with an eshield)

[cursive tapir]

I like having the dichotomy between hitscan lasers and projectile bullets.

Plus lasers are LIGHT they move at the speed of LIGHT.

Technically we have projectile lasers and they’re called bolts, like in Ward’s shotty

[solemn talon]

maybe it's just me but I don't like getting barraged with unavoidable lasers from off-screen because sec decided it would be funny to stack multiple multilenses

[bitter falcon]

Time your flips

[cosmic rose]

Theres a difference between laser “laser” weapons and plasma “laser” weapons

[cursive tapir]

happens once.
Plus what’s the difference between that and getting barraged by bullets

[dapper gate]

Syndicate Weapon: Mosin Nagant M3.8 "Ghost"

"A modified Old Terra War bolt action rifle reigning from Old Russia. While normally offered in surplus, this rifle sports a threaded Barrel with a silencer attached, and a dovetail attachment slot for a togglable OKP scope. Uses an advanced firing pin to increase the velocity of the .20 rifle bullet, and an oiled diamond bolt for easy racking."

-Double the Damage of a Mosin
-Bolt Action takes slightly shorter to rack.
-Silenced.
-You can buy stripper clips to reload the gun fully when empty, won't work if bullets are in the gun
-more then double the price of a normal mosin

[hexed fox]

velvet fu, bru its boxing 😭 no shoehorned pointless references xir, actually if you want a shoehorned lisa reference just use the arnold boxing

[teal needle]

automatically redirect anyone who tries to post here to #1413311663007989761

[hexed fox]

no this idea is bad

[jagged fossil]

replace the advanced medtools in cmo webvest with bluspace omnitool : 3

ive been a good cmo to deserve this trust

[cosmic rose]

Give a selector for ether advanced tools or omnitool, since both are better items than starting surgical tools, and about the same research

Let derelict borgs have random moduals installed

[cosmic rose]

https://youtu.be/nyMpzXNPk94?si=b_d9nC1DPnec7H7z
this video
Having perhaps a brand of tot, or a thief thing, where you just keep stealing small things for small random rewards, instead of just being able to buy anything sounds cool

[cosmic rose]

Liquid anomaly core enchant onto solution containers to slowly duplicate contained liquids

[lethal topaz]

what is blud thinking

[dapper gate]

It would have to be really slow to be balanced but that sounds good

[lethal topaz]

make the hardest chemical and get more for free just by waiting 😔

[dapper gate]

1u per minute

[bitter falcon]

Vestine generator

[dapper gate]

NTR Regal Flare Gun: 20LP
"A way to scream 'Were fucked' without sending a fax."

-A flare gun with a special white flare inside
-when shot into space, sends an SOS to central command.
-Admins are encouraged to respond to this SOS
-I said "respond" not "be helpful"

[atomic mural]

It should just cause an instant heart attack when completed (paincrit and inject 11u heartbreaker toxin)

[lethal topaz]

They'd still ignore it as always

[fluid rivet]

make this randomly play if you are in maints

[misty forge]

yes lmfao

[hexed fox]

new gamemode: No one spawns with a job except the captain and the hop, everyone else is an assistant who must acquire employment to keep the station functional

[south sigil]

let miner survival pods be used in space but not on station.
Would be faster to build a new ship around a survival pod in space then to build one from scratch.

[spiral axle]

Remove the fuckass vial of grey matter on chlorid?? I think, there’s no reason for there to be a 90 genetic damage chem round start in med

[lethal topaz]

there is a reason, feed it to a greytider

[cursive tapir]

Make chloris white

[cursive tapir]

Add a regenerating nocturine item to theif sleeper bundle

[dapper gate]

NTR 30LP Flamer Kit:
Promotes a Security Officer to a Flame Trooper.
-Gains a flame thrower that rapidly adds firestacks to victims
-Flame-Proof Hardsuit
-Fire Extinguisher mode for the flamethrower

Security doesn't have a lot of power to deal fire damage, my solution is to give sec a flamethrower but it shouldn't be seen every round

Also fuck you changeling go back to hell from whence you came

[cursive tapir]

Carp Pheromone Amulet 20 TC
Makes you a part of the carp faction

Carpsuit, but goes in the neck slot and no protection

[cosmic rose]

Let people crumple paper into a ball,and uncrumple it afterwards

[summer leaf]

Let me fire things out of a cardboard roll. Items such as paper balls, hamsters, mice, roaches, motheoaches, face huggers, spit, syringes, darts, and maybe more

[loud abyss]

Add Bone Pheremone amulet, which makes you apart of the Lavaland faction

[solemn talon]

make absorbing require no clothing blocking your torso, like surgery.

[fluid rivet]

5% chance you choke on it and swallow the projectile

[summer leaf]

True

[lime aspen]

Allow bats to be crafted into spiky bats with nails and a hammer, which will add pierce damage but lower structural damage since the bat would get stuck and the nails would get bent

[cosmic rose]

Slightly less blunt too since, ya know, spike

Also make narcolepy more customisable because once every 10 min for a 20 second knockout is lame, i want faster and less time

[south sigil]

allow chaplain's bat to be crafted into spikey bats with nails and a hammer, which will add pierce damage but lower move speed, since the bat would be strugging to fly around full of nails.

[south sigil]

allow xenovac to suck up the wraith, when wraith eventually returns,

[lethal topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/luigis-mansion-vacuum

[cosmic rose]

Ok but actually a vaccume that sucks trash better and can be used to slow and force tangibility of ghosts would be awesome

[summer leaf]

Make it so bonfires can heat up beakers and other objects like raw meat.

[dapper gate]

NT Standard Bolt Action Rifle:
The "Opposer"
(+) 10 Round capacity, must load individual bullets while the action is open.
(~) Uses a new cartridge: 15-15 Rifle
(+) More AP capacity then the Lecter
(+) Build in Scope that allows you to see further
(-) WILDLY inaccurate when youre moving
(+) Perfect accuracy when prone
(-)Heavily slows you down while holding

We have an SMG(Drozd), a Rifle(Lecter), and two different shotguns(Krammer and Enforcer). Where Security Sniper?

[jagged fossil]

if cc doesnt have someone answerin the faxes, they can make a ghostrole in a room locked with a blast door

[lime aspen]

that is actually a good idea.
Let them view the station like station AI and contact people via the holopad and you got something actually worth-while

[glacial bolt]

Randomly spawning reality fractures during non-heretic rounds to further give chaplain schizophrenia

[solemn talon]

building off of this: magical trauma trait

you will randomly see heretic runes, coscult remnants, hear grasps and have coscult rifts pop up.

imaginary heretic runes can only spawn in dark areas with a 3x3 of space available (anywhere that doesn't have walls), and will vanish upon leaving your line of sight.

coscult remannts include after-spell whisps, random flashes of coscult rifts and occasionally hearing rune activation noises from the other side of walls.

hearing grasps will always require 2 people on the other side of a wall, and will have one of those two people "say" the grasp incantation along with playing a knockdown + grasp sound.

[hexed fox]

wyci🐘 💨

[solemn talon]

LEARN TO READ YOU LIVING PIECE OF DISCORD MOD KEYBOARD GUNK

[hexed fox]

when you code reading 🐘💨

[cursive tapir]

that boy said 🐘 💨

[glacial bolt]

holy shit

[cursive tapir]

"BECAUSE I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN!" ahh ahh

[cursive tapir]

Tajaran Maid 4000 spesos

comes in an animal crate.
ghost role

[cosmic rose]

As a chaplain player, yes, but make it like only one or two, so you can still call heretics out if you see a bunch or a used one, also make it possibly happen after a midround spawn too

[tidal blaze]

wrong species.

[cursive tapir]

fellinid

[hexed fox]

New midround antag: Postal Worker
This antag gets no equipment, they get 3 objectives "Go on a killing spree in your department" "Kill your boss" "Quit this shit job"
Their goal is to kill their coworkers and boss while they are in their department within 10 minutes of getting the role or they /suicide automatically
Any department except service/civillian/sec/command can get this but cargo technicians have a 65% higher chance to roll this

mass murder does not equal murderbone and you can definitely RP this

remove LOOC from the game

[tidal blaze]

dude, I kinda dig this, might add this to the midround antag pr V2

[glacial bolt]

make gibbonite explode immediately after being hit twice (first to activate it, second to blow it up)

[lethal topaz]

metacomming is better anyways

[pallid hornet]

Remove blueshield. We have an entire department to protect people from killers and its called security. We dont need a random murder hobo gigacrack soldier.
Remove sprinting. We had ways to run fast and its called meth and you only used it when it mattered because its supposed to give you brain damage.
Remove flip dodges. The entire thunderdome uses eswords and capoeira because guns are on vacation.

[hexed fox]

go play trauma bru, all of these are implemented there 🥹

[bitter falcon]

Half cope half truth

[dapper gate]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1436226268323643452

The only way I can see this being a good idea is giving Heads of Staff lethal weaponry and I already had a whole thread about it and keeping BSO won

Other two are good tho

[pallid hornet]

Just call sec bruh, why does everyone need to have a deadly weapon

[bitter falcon]

Sec won’t care in the slightest

[pallid hornet]

Yes they will, thats literally all they do

[bitter falcon]

If sec cared goob would be a utopia

[pallid hornet]

Just because 3 officers and 2 cadets cant properly wrangle a station of 3 combat lings and 6 syndicates who are all dragged away from arrest by compassionate passer-by trespassing into whichever crimescene it is taking place now doesnt mean sec doesnt care

[dapper gate]

I played a lot of DV to know that they wont do shit OR arrive too late

BSO is a necessary evil that just needs to be more defensively tuned and by that I mean turn Chester into a rifle so people wont use it as a crutch

[bitter falcon]

Gng make a separate thread for BSO chuddening

[pallid hornet]

No its just an evil. If you get caught 1 on 1 with an ontag and get disappeared in maints thats nature taking its course. Sec does have a reaction time and thats normal.

[jagged fossil]

remove the 8u necessary buildup from nocturine, i hate having to panic dump someone with all of my noct

I BOUGHT THE SLEEPY DRUG SO YOU ARE GOING TO HONK SHU

or if people are desperate for it to be double tap on a hypo, make it a 6u buildup

[lethal topaz]

sec will pick their noses and leave the command's brain on the ground for everyone to pick up (I have seen this several times and on mutliple occasions as a regular tider I picked them up and put them in an MMI)

[cosmic rose]

Sec and bso when they go hunting carp for space organs instead of looking for the dead qm and the heretic

[pallid hornet]

Play sec and teach dumb people. You wont really increase/decrease the amount of competent players by creating a separate "bettersecbutonlyforcommand" role.

[cursive tapir]

add a public gun range with mk58s and lectors,
with practice ammo of course

[lethal topaz]

Eh, even secoffs are idiots, they're also usually busy with other things and don't read the radio, BSO is command orientated and should stay so command isn't just a free loot bag.

[barren spear]

pneumatic impact, its like the advanced drill CE gets, but its faster and needs to be filled with gas

the main advantage is the funny sound

[cosmic rose]

All fun and games til someone who got real ammo from an emagged lathe
-# actually kinda cool, perhaps we could have practice pistols or something with like 0.22 and a tiny mag size that were publicly accessible

[long wave]

Would immediately be stolen by tiders to shoot at secoffs with

[vocal ledge]

Despite that it's been fine in trauma

[dapper gate]

How often do you play command on it

[vocal ledge]

Not often but I've yet to see people complaining or saying "God i wish bso was ingame again"

[dapper gate]

Play command for a while and get back to me on that

[cursive tapir]

Remove ling regen stasis.
If a ling dies, it’s only option is to head slug

[hexed fox]

honestly regen stasis is fine, I think the issue is when we have two of those

[cosmic rose]

Make moffs take eye damage from flashes
Its funny

[vocal ledge]

Remove doodon. They're too strong and incentivize murderbone slop

[cursive tapir]

true.

[solemn talon]

Plastitanium Spear: 30 TC syndicate weapon.

A simple plastitanium spear. Does 25 piercing and 5 slash a hit. Has the unique property of automatically dealing a hit to anyone you walk through above normal run speed.
Damage increases by 20% for every extra 25% faster you move compared to normal run speed. Scales infinitely.

for the speedmaxxers

[cosmic rose]

Pair with emitter field for instant kill combo

[quick kiln]

Makeshift tools

[cosmic rose]

Let anything with blunt damage be used as a hammer tool, with tool multiplier based on damage

[dense kettle]

Bso removal

[eager sparrow]

If there will be a bitrunner there should be a syndicate item that's a reference to THRONE, so a decent throwin boomerang disk where'e if you kill a person they get depixelled into ashes like in throne movie

[solemn talon]

everyone hates BSO until you pull out the alternative of giving every head a lethal ranged weapon, or turning telebatons into a viable stunning weapon. (telebatons are a 2 hit stun on TG btw)

[dense kettle]

They gave cap a zewihander 30slash in jamboree

[glacial bolt]

Allow a tider to craft a cannon and load it with grapeshot.

[atomic mural]

Shotgrape plant that grows non-reloadable quadruple barrel shotguns.
Basically an alternate version of gatfruit.

[cosmic rose]

Bottany really needs more cool plants
Cherry bombs
Coconut guns
Ect

[solemn talon]

bat species that can't see, but has echolocation. how the echolocation would work is that if ANYTHING makes sound, it becomes visible, through walls or not. said bat species also gets a "ping" ability that reveals the area around them for two seconds. they would also obviously see only in black, white, and shades of grey.

example: someone walks around near you? you see footsteps near you.
example 2: someone speaks near you? you see their sprite and can inspect them until the sound fades after 2 seconds.
example 3: computer beeps, telecomms server whirring, or SFX played near you? said thing becomes visible.

[dapper gate]

Blind Bat with a Hristov

[long wave]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-murdock-dare-devil-gif-25165417

[fluid swift]

Add a tortoise species that starts with their own shell that they can retract into. They can have the ability to launch themselves while they are in their shell like a koopa and knock over people they collide with.

[compact zealot]

bso should be able to spawn with the blueshield chest rig

[dapper gate]

Decrease the weight of Revolutionaries so they're seen more

Same with Wizard but slightly less

Im fucking tired of changelings and heretics leeching the entire weight allowance

[azure bough]

repoban people that are idiotic

[cursive tapir]

If Heads get to far away from the station, then it counts as a victory for revs
vice versa for revs

[dapper gate]

"Mend Bones" should apply to all bones in the body because at some point its so tedious you might as well just shoot yourself with a .45 before going into a cloner and coming out brand new

[glacial bolt]

if all revs go to lavaland to plan in relative secrecy then the shuttle autocalls from revolutionaries abandoning the station

[dapper gate]

Its Parity

[pallid hornet]

Me when the alternative is calling sec and not going dumpsterdiving alone as a command member in bumfuck nowhere

[cursive tapir]

Premium survival pods should come with a toilet, and a bed with fancy curtains

[hexed fox]

Throwing a gun (ctrl q) has a random chance to discharge it in a random direction if a bullet is chambered

[south sigil]

survival pods and premium survival pods should be deployable in space so I can turn one into a proper spaceship (it would probably be drastically faster and cheaper too)

[boreal spoke]

Rename Goobstation to Goolstation

[dapper gate]

"Hey who made the Mk58 again?"
"Some company called Sig, they've been around since Old Terra."

[dapper gate]

Trappers Kit: A traitor/nukie item that includes a bunch of traps for placement, can also make more out of metal when fed. Traps include:

-Landmines
-Beartraps
-Grenade Tripwires(flash and shrapnel)
-Straw Decoy
-Scramble Trap(teleports you randomly)
-Spikes

[strange kindle]

"repoban all the maints"
nice idea bro

[cosmic rose]

breaching rounds for shotguns, or atleast the riot launcher, because sec really dont have an answer to walls besides hos's gun

[lime aspen]

the humble "scavenge weapons" research tile:

[cursive tapir]

Remove DEsword from Dome

Add 1 Lv cable needed to craft Desword.
This will prevent people from getting it in the Dome.

It’s not balanced for the dome

[strange kindle]

cope

[vocal ledge]

Domain expansion sword

[loud abyss]

Hallow's Een races

races specifically avaliable during hallow's een

High Functioning Zombie - Human, but its a zombie ( shocker ). Not infectious, and still can uses hands, however it cannot speak ( it has the zombie gurgle thingy)

Dullahan - The head, which was formerly attached to the body, Which was formely attsched tot he head.
Doesnt die from decaps, Can detach its head at will( and it acts like a "item" whilst in this form). Can only see from the head.

skeleton - i think we know this one

Vampire - White. Anyways, they have minor regeneration, can sleep in coffins, and drink blood (+ have a ability) instead of food

Ghosts - powergame Deluxe
Cannot use clothes/armor, by base acts like it has a jumpsuit
Can clip through walls ( chad )
Weak as fuck health-wise

Mush-room peoplr - yeag its Mush Room people idk what im meant to add

Hallows Een

[granite jewel]

Let slime people use vents, but they cannot be wearing anything, only their internal 2x3 storage gets to go with them.

[cursive tapir]

Attacking someone from behind with a syringe will drastically speed up the do after. Like feeding someone a pill fast.

Right now there’s no way for me to Dexter Morgan someone with Nocurine.

[lethal topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1

[cursive tapir]

1/10 chance for a Tarantula to be a Barking Spider.
A barking spider is the exact same as a tarantula, except it makes a fart noise every couple of minutes

[granite jewel]

bluespace syringe is pretty quick but it's not that quick, make a traitor syringe that looks like a regular one but injects faster maybe, cheaper than a hypopen but not so cheap it's basically free, limit capacity to 10u?

[dapper gate]

Quartermaster should manage the money, not HoP
HoP isnt related to Cargo at all wtf

[granite jewel]

QM setting 0 to every department shift start every shift forever

[dapper gate]

I think it minimum every department gets like 5%

[long wave]

hos gets a sad trombone implant

[dapper gate]

if a zombified creature can ventcrawl remove its infectivity

[granite jewel]

small creatures shouldn't be able to infect period

[lethal topaz]

yes because small creatures can't bite, can't transmit diseases like plague rats, can't do anything.

[granite jewel]

it's already painful to play against zombie animals as it is, especially if it's something stupidly fast like a parrot, but then you've got vent crawling xenobio slimes that just pop up and infect you out of nowhere EDIT: can the xenobio slimes even do that, or are they the random spawn ones? either way, they shouldn't be able solely from a gameplay perspective, it's really dumb you can be infected by something that can effectively just appear out of thin air

[cosmic rose]

Make it so the bite damage is based on the creatures melee damage, and infectivity based on damage actually dealt

[solemn talon]

30 LP item that the NTR can buy, a split personality core that can be stuck onto the main AI core to create a second AI. Said second AI shares a custom hivemind with the main AI and follows all the same laws of the AI core. (encouraged to work together as they do share a name and AI indicator so there's no way to tell the difference between the two without being the other AI)

[solemn talon]

This can stack infinitely.

[south sigil]

Just be an IPC 😃

[cursive tapir]

As captain, host a race from one end of the station to the other
Captain's jetpack as a reward
Plasteel Ball Run

[spiral axle]

Add a kit to thunderdome consisting of a fire axe , 3 Molotov, 3 fire bombs

[hexed fox]

cherrypick it from trauma 👍

[hexed fox]

deswordis fine just pick akms and slime them bro

[jagged fossil]

change the nocturine sleep threshold down from 8 💔

o-ya-su-mi (goodnight) u silly

[atomic mural]

Vampire should take 5x radiation and 2x heat damage damage because sun weakness.

[dapper gate]

Senior officers can get a Red Tinted SSH-36 Helmet (used by Russia in WW2)

[solemn talon]

make purple extracts usable like autoinjectors, so you can make custom autoinjectors via xenobio (has a doafter if you use it on anything but yourself)

[long wave]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1413311663007989761

[cosmic rose]

Add storage to the xenobio computer for used extracts to make organising easier and to reduce lag from items

[azure bough]

Make cryo pods great again

[jagged fossil]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[long wave]

give tunnel clowns a sad trombone implant, horn implant, jumpstarter organ

[cosmic rose]

Poison chem that lobotomises someone, probably a vestine derivative

[dapper gate]

Remove Flip dodging

[cosmic rose]

Give em custom shoes that have a slowed down sound

[dapper gate]

Atmos Tech Traitor Item: Mercury Foam Grenade
"A foam composed of Mercury. When Mercury meets metal, it will rapidly transform it into a stringy amalgamation of elements, which can crumble like sand. Be it structural hulls, silicon lifeforms, or anything else hard, it will turn to dust in this foam."

As it says in the description, turns anything metal into a dust that can be easily destroyed. IPCs and Borgs are instantly killed in this process, and are effectively RRed.

[cosmic rose]

I mean, as a mercury foam, thatd kill like, anyone,
Perhaps gallium would be better, still forms amalgamations and fucks structural stability but isnt anywhere near as toxic

[glacial bolt]

TC cost?

[dapper gate]

I dunno

[granite jewel]

For an instant round removal tool? Insanely high

[glacial bolt]

I'm thinking like 80 TC

[cursive tapir]

Any atmosian would just make a trit fire instead of 80 tc

[cosmic rose]

Also i know ipcs deserve punishment insta rr might be s bit much, you could just give em like, a brute damage vunerability instead

[hexed fox]

make it so IPCs carrying welders, LV cables for no reason is powergaming because it just robs robotics of one of their only jobs and responsibilities

[solemn talon]

add a variety of new coscult machine/structure conversions, tired of only portable scrubbers being convertable.

medical beds/stasis/surgery tables -> star-touched repair station.
slowly heals damage at 2/second, refills blood, stops bleeding, mends bones and organs, and requires a spaced enviroment to work. defibrillates any patients without injuries or damage after a 10 second doafter, only usable on cosmic cultists.

lathes -> sharpening table.
using a cosmic cult weapon on the table will begin a 15 second doafter, and reduce cooldowns on all abilities upon landing a hit on a non-cultist. friendly fire from this weapon is now disabled, all projectiles will pass through cultists and any wideswings will ignore cultists.

departmental lathe -> entropy refinery (dependent on type of lathe)
secfab: makes entropy-fueled stun weapons and entropy fragments which explode on contact, like a impact flashbang that doesn't work on cultists.
medfab: makes special advanced topicals that can be used infinitely and consume entropy on use.
engifab: makes specialized cult tools, such as a syndie jaws equivalent, a RCD that builds cult walls/doors, and entropy fragments that can corrupt cyborgs and machinery.
scifab: capable of making upgrade kits for corrupted cyborgs, machinery, and tools, along with a specialized coscult AI lawboard.
servicefab: does nothing because I can't be bothered to come up with anything for it.
cargofab: capable of making specialized C4 charges that turn the enviroment into passable coscult membranes/barriers.

exofab -> [Placeholder name since I'm lazy]
creates cult ghosts (very creative I know) that can spy on people and gather entropy to deposit at the monument for cultists to use. at T3 these ghosts can shunt and throw astral novas on a long cooldown, but are visible and can be harmed by melee attacks. (also obviously has cult comms)

[granite jewel]

Remove heads counting toward vital damage for slime people, make them (mostly) immune to neck snap (deal like 20 blunt instead), let them regrow lost limbs (and heads) and losing your head should not be any worse than losing an arm/leg (pretty sure it instantly causes 100 airloss to the body on any species)

[azure bough]

Remove IPCs

[south sigil]

add EMP resistant clothing for IPCs.

[hexed fox]

"nullify the one downside for the species that has 5000 upsides and 1 single downside"

[wild brook]

IPCs should get extra damage from electricity if they arent already

[hexed fox]

they get +100% damage from shock, but guess what, one single item in the game does shock damage, also insuls exist so

[granite jewel]

remove flip invincibility, give diona a slowdown while crawling, this isn't a mald post over someone abusing the fuck out of both at all, nope

[wild brook]

what if instead of % shock damage they would just receive 50 shock damage every time

[granite jewel]

but what if someone near you unboxes a tesloose from a christmas present

[cosmic rose]

Diona crawling at fullspeed is just funny though

[cosmic rose]

A really strong poison chem that works on the dead, but it requires cryo temperatures, useful to sabotage cryopods, or on spaced bodies, or paired with the cooling chems to do it to someone whos alive

[granite jewel]

A liver costs like 10 biomass, though they'll just clone the nearest min size tajaran and shove their brain in that because 1: doctors don't know about the biofab, 2: CMOs don't know about the biofab and 3: cloning is free with xenobio but that won't stop doctors from being desperate to spend as little of that 600 biomass as possible...
also, fix cloning: minimum biomass cost is that of a default size human no matter what and scales up for larger characters to a maximum of 50-75, cloning should take longer and have more negative side effects so it's not the automatic default for anything a lazy doctor doesn't want to deal with (it's always the fucking CMO)

[cosmic rose]

By poison i dont mean it only does poison damage lmao, make it do a mix of damages like how cryo heals a mix of damages

[granite jewel]

Unless it like locks the brain and head to the body somehow they'd still just clone the nearest min size chicken

[cosmic rose]

Yeah, but doesnt that count as target killed?

[lethal topaz]

Just RR them

[cosmic rose]

But funny cryo poison is more creative than that though

[spark yoke]

I feel like having certain debuffs applied to cloned bodies, both the cloned and clonee, could balance cloning more
like a % of genetic damage to the cloned person based on weight or smthn

[lethal topaz]

the smaller the clone the more genetic

[granite jewel]

instant 200 genetic on the original body if it's a tajaran, harpy or resomi smaller than an average sized human

[lethal topaz]

true... unless they used to be one of them maybe.. a brain shouldn't instantly be compatible with a body that isn't their own species. (not even their own species really, they should at least get some sort of debuff for a while until maybe chem makes some sort of chemical to make their brain get used to the body)

[glacial bolt]

Immune suppressor medication

[proven cairn]

Instant 200 genetic on tajarans roundstart please speed i need this

[south sigil]

remove points cost on derelicts for salvage magnet.

[serene prism]

pKa sniper that goes through multiple rocks

[long wave]

when a mothroach grows large enough they can gain a singluar hand

[loud abyss]

and if they grow large enough after that, they become amothperson

[jagged fossil]

Someone’s angry about being put in a resomi : 3

[summer leaf]

At round end add gibstick and bang ded to thunderdome.

[teal needle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1

[granite jewel]

literally never happened, and is physically impossible as a slime person

[jagged fossil]

we will find a way, somehow

[spark yoke]

change the sprites of brains for each species

[glacial bolt]

make tajara brains smooth as fuck
make resomi brains the size of a walnut (except way smaller)
make lizard brains green
make rodentia brains made of cheese

and if you attempt to put a brain in a body that's smaller than your character, there's a chance that you'll immediately be lobotomized upon being put in because of the tighter space in the skull causing brain damage
the chance starts at 1% and increases exponentially the smaller the other race is.

[lethal topaz]

[granite jewel]

Doing surgery on a slime person should not require tools (except for the core, also move it to the chest, combine with lungs and make it the only organ they have) and slime parts should skip nearly every step including cauteries, 'clamp the bleeders' and 'saw through bone' steps

[serene prism]

make bso gear geolocked to people that have command access in their id thats currently in their pda

[granite jewel]

admin rule change: when the server is under 30 pop (minimum to guarantee medium can actually start, though i've seen it start at like 14 before), events don't count toward any limits and have fewer restrictions on what can be done

[gentle mesa]

admin rule change: I can ban people I don't like

[lethal topaz]

this is partially allowed, don't be so greedy

[summer leaf]

Every time a user completes the fishing minigame and fishes up an object, make the user play a new emote that will smite the user if they do that emote too quickly because it also plays “FISH” scaling up in pitch until you explode and are turned into a fish.

[solemn talon]

remove diona no slowdown crawl, what do you MEAN you can just ignore knockdown and fucking magdump me

[bitter falcon]

That’s a bug btw

[glacial bolt]

Port the mothroach growth to moth people so @solemn talon can be not microscopic

[solemn talon]

I'm gonna kill you

[dapper gate]

Bring back the jab from right clicking with the spear

[hexed fox]

git gud noob

wait a minute.. git..

[dapper gate]

Its a spear though, its how a spear works

[cosmic rose]

Spears can be used for swinging, not just stabbing
Make the wideswing wider :3

[lethal topaz]

eh swinging a spear should do half the damage and only blunt

[summer leaf]

Let my wideswing any creatures that can be held in hand.

[cosmic rose]

blunt? its a fucking knife on a stick?

[lethal topaz]

the pointy end

[hexed fox]

no thats a halberd, or other polearm, a spear is a pointy stick that does not have slashing capabilities

[cosmic rose]

a spear does have cutting edges, just its primarily for thrusting

[hexed fox]

naw it pointy

[dapper gate]

Have you held a spear before

[hexed fox]

yea it pointy

[dapper gate]

Roman Spears also had a bladed edge

[hexed fox]

na

[dapper gate]

Fuck you mean "no" thats how they worked

[dense kettle]

Reduce neck snap damage to 65% max health

[lethal topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/random-kid-1

[dapper gate]

So does like nobody know how a spear works

[hexed fox]

yea its a pointy stick

[fluid rivet]

Sharp metal on a stick

[cosmic rose]

pizza bomb should still contain a pizza

[summer leaf]

pizza should get flung and wedged into people, turning them into a pizza

[solemn talon]

people arguing on whether or not you can slash with a spear is so fucking stupid, whether it has a bladed edge or not any pointy stick can still slash if you swing to the side and manage to catch someone with the tip of the spear

[hexed fox]

no is pointy

[hexed fox]

fake

[cursive tapir]

Pointy it’s PIERCE

[cursive tapir]

Increase the firerate of the mosin. Genuinely it is so ass to have to wait an arbitrary cooldown right after cycling, like it feels forced and unnatural

[cosmic rose]

Make mosin be super fast, but you have to cycle twice per shot

[neon kiln]

After playing enough half sword, I agree slapping someone with a spear works wonders and does cut

[lethal topaz]

would be incredibly weaker though which is why throughout history people made poleaxes and such

[solemn talon]

the point isn't EFFECTIVENESS it's pointing out that spears, regardless of shape, due to their nature can still CUT.

[neon kiln]

I’d say it would be slower but definitely not weaker. Force applied over a long moment arm still slaps hard

[lethal topaz]

Sure they can still cut however in the heat of the moment with someone all up in your face you'd probably hit them with the stick part, against basic armour trying to slash someone up with something that's obviously meant to stab isn't gonna work well, it would make more sense for the person wielding it to do a long stab instead of swinging it like a bat

[solemn talon]

yeah, when it comes to brute weapons it's basically rock paper scissors depending on the type of armor.
leather? use a spear
chainmail? use a sword and aim at weakpoints
steel plated? use a mace or other blunt heavy weapon

axe is good for all 3
guns cover leather and chainmail
blunt doesn't work as well against stuff like leather due to it softening the blow
etc etc etc

[lethal topaz]

Yeah, I mean spears were particularly effective since they could penetrate or push the rings apart and dig into the body, but yeah I see what is said, I just think the wideswing should not use the secondary usage of a spear which is hacking, it should be more of a long stab to keep people at bay which would've been the main use of a spear.

[solemn talon]

therefore for the sake of accuracy chap's armor should vary depending on the sprite
dragon suit should give heavy blunt but shitty slash and pierce resist, along with heavy heat/fire protection
crusader set should give high resist to slash and pierce with like 15% blunt resist
robes should mildly speed you up but have shit for armor since it's literally just robes
nerf vestiments because why does that have 50% resist to brute and burn
etc

[cosmic rose]

make sentience events work on turrets

[cursive tapir]

Genuinely I have to cycle twice with the fucking mosin. Like after I fire I cycle, and it's not registering

[south sigil]

give vestimates no or little armor but ling hp regen rate.

[cosmic rose]

Honestly, i prefer chaps armour being a more aesthetic choice

Add pop up ads whenever you use your pda or id for apr1

[solemn talon]

you mean during fleshmend? FUUUUCK no. that's 10 brute/airloss a second and 6 burn a second 🥹

[south sigil]

anyone serious would just kill them in 4 hits instead of 3 hits while aiming for the head...

[solemn talon]

You can't be seriously considering that, my guy it's hard to gun down a ling while they're using fleshmend without a shotgun, making it a permanent effect and giving it to CHAP????

[vocal ledge]

Making fleshmend stop when they take damage would be valid

[granite jewel]

keep manual breathing and blinking after april 1 as a trait you have to select, in case you hate yourself

[solemn talon]

viruses should be more likely to just have one or two symptoms, and increase the likelyhood of positive or neutral symptoms instead of genetic damage virus #2389, I want to see a bluespace instability virus teleporting me around the station at random or x-ray vision

[cosmic rose]

Virus effect that makes you manually blink n breath, because its funny

[lethal topaz]

if you don't manually blink you gain temporary blindness that stacks until it's permanent

[serene prism]

every shift, your components get randomly adjusted

[summer leaf]

Make species that don’t have eyelids or similar not need to blink

[azure bough]

Keep the components that force manual blinking and breathing even after April 1st so I can force it on anyone I dislike

[cursive tapir]

admin smite

[granite jewel]

increase water damage on slime people, it's currently insanely low, also make water tiles and showers apply a certain amount of water per second to anyone standing in them (causing massive damage to slimes, hydrating feroxi and not doing much to anything else), also let slime people eat almost anything, i've never understood why they of all species can't eat raw meat

[spiral axle]

What previous people have said, keep manual breathing/blinking as a
Trait that people can select
Smite that admins can abuse
Wizard smite 🤑

[gentle portal]

They would make good admin smites tbh

[atomic mural]

Manual breathing would actually be nice for when theres a room filled with N2O

[cosmic rose]

Hold the blink button while welding, makes it take longer but you dont need mask

[hexed fox]

add manual blinking and breathing because people who are addicted to the game and play daily will crash out in gen chat

[granite jewel]

if you hit more than 6 hours of playtime a day, manual blinking and breathing is forced on

[cosmic rose]

add more fun space wrecks, and make them spawn more often, bcs space kinda empty an boring

[cursive tapir]

remove esword hyperzine in the dome.
They have sprinting to close the cap they do not NEED this shit

[lunar elbow]

add ICE

[serene prism]

add manual breathing and blinking

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/peanut-dr-chud-side-eye-black-and-white-gif-5412048503261009583

[tawny spoke]

Let people use surgery to replace one of their arms with ANY item, from guns to garbage (ss13 goonstation had this, it’s hilarious)

[cosmic rose]

sec to surgery quick hes turning her into a papa johns

[cursive tapir]

Bro medichem goggles added, one day they'll be Zenith glasses I swear. I hope

[cosmic rose]

Scrying orb but made from bluespace or smt

[granite jewel]

bio-synthetic groin in the medical biofabricator for when a slime is half-gibbed and permanently unrevivable (and other species that get cut in half and their groin is destroyed)

[dapper gate]

Reduce Changeling and Heretic Weight

[lethal topaz]

changelings are hollow and heretics are being ravaged by the mansus

[glacial bolt]

Mothroach King
It looks exactly the same as a Urist McMoth or whatever it is, but it can summon Mothroach Servants and can rummage through disposals chutes to get cloth or clothing

[cursive tapir]

• type: EatToGrow
  maxScale: 10

[glacial bolt]

Make it so that you can, after a 5 second do-after, put a tajara, resomi, or rodentia into a grinder

[misty forge]

remove all ontag except changeling

[summer leaf]

Make it so rodentia have unique suicides with mousetraps

[atomic mural]

"No! Don't do it!"
(The rat person holding a mousetrap to his head)

[solemn talon]

Add space carp swimming past to the typical space background, and make a lot more swim past when a dragon is active

[summer leaf]

You know, it’s funnier if it’s an execution with a doafter

Let chef load .35 magazines with rigatoni, doesn’t even leave the chamber when fired, but still works for executions with the slop code.

[atomic mural]

Practice ammo rigatoni would be extremely funny

[fluid swift]

NT Visitor Warp Pad: Basically a big pad on the floor that would receive warps from visitors aboard their shuttles who would have their own warp pad. Syndicate shuttles could have their own version of the tech that is one-way but has other benefits.

[cursive tapir]

Statue of Mike Eagle for spending hundreds of euro dollars on bounties

[vocal ledge]

Space salmon

[glacial bolt]

Roboticist exclusive lobotomy that is only able to be performed on an IPC.

[cursive tapir]

becomes spamton accent 😭

[glacial bolt]

if only the game didn't prevent messages with [brackets like this] from going through

sadly i have to manually {spamton my way through} as malfunctioning machine

[south sigil]

does ss14 not support escape characters?

[cursive tapir]

Emagging a traitor PDA opens the uplink

[cosmic rose]

Access breacher would make more sense, and emag already has alot of power

[cursive tapir]

Add mood, but make it the Cortisol meter
#Genius Ideas Thread

[cursive tapir]

Purchasable Horses from cargo, so we can reenact steel ball run

[loud abyss]

Horse eugenics to make the fastest horse

[lethal topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/horse-funny-horse-4

[dapper gate]

Minor Antag: Takers
"Be careful in the dark. Some say you dont come back."

Takers are minor antags that kidnap those who remain alone and in the dark.

After being kidnapped, both you and and Taker are placed in an endless labyrinth. Here, the Taker deals 20 Slash damage barehanded, and you are cuffed. Other players can join in and become Horrors, which also hunt you down.

Your goal is to find a light somewhere in the labyrinth, after finding it, you escape. Get killed, and you are sent back to the station with various missing limbs and organs. The Taker, upon you leaving, gets a strike. 3 strikes, and the Taker dies.

[cursive tapir]

💀

[dapper gate]

Tider population proceeds to fall faster then my head did against that one rock when I was 3

[granite jewel]

"Minor" antag causes round removal levels of damage because med never gets cloning anymore and med players are too stupid to do 30 seconds of surgery and use the biofab (plus no CMO sets up the biomass reclaimer anymore)

[hexed fox]

thank god ideaguys dont know how to code bruh 🙏

[cursive tapir]

Do NOT notice it was a blue name that suggested this

[dapper gate]

To be fair i main med and its not that bad

Bone damage is a bunch of bullshit though but reattaching limbs can be done with duct tape

[vocal ledge]

backrooms

[dapper gate]

I actually was thinking more of interlopers or 106

[glacial bolt]

i hit the j key and i completely forgot what i was gonna suggest 💀

[cursive tapir]

https://youtu.be/w6N4bm7mQ_A?si=P9uK3yl2xH1QXPHr
New Radio host music disk

[dapper gate]

Musician Traitor Item:

Ukulele
"...and his music was electric."

-While being played, all attacks have a chance to send out a medium damage arc of lightning that chains.
-Can also be used as a decent melee weapon.

[cursive tapir]

Replace Syndicate Base on LL with Syndiland.
A syndicate branded theme park with syndi flags.
Some cosmetic syndicate items included

[dapper gate]

Log plume but its a lava pool that kills hostages

[hexed fox]

buff strangling

[cursive tapir]

Genuinely do not mix different antag rounds.
Like just have it be syndicates, no ling, no heretics. Vice versa for other antags.
One roundstart antag type per round. I'm sick of rolling traitor just to be linged in maint 8 minutes later. yes this IS a mald post

this does not apply to more common/minor antags like theif

[vocal ledge]

3 heretic shift nothing else ever

[cursive tapir]

The number of antags would increase to compensate for the variety

[vocal ledge]

It'd make the rounds feel linear

[strange kindle]

we already get rounds with 7-9 tots + others, imagine ONLY tots + increased antags

[solemn talon]

gonna post this bit by bit over the next 30 minutes so the bot doesn't think it's spam and nukes me, basically reworking BSO's armor and weapons to be kit based like the undetermined bundle

Kit 1: Ambusher (LFD2 hunter leap SFX)
contains a set of nanotrasen brand guerilla gloves, specialized armor, a dragon kung fu manual, and a secondary of your choice.

Guerilla gloves: gives you the xeno hunter leap ability. if you land the tackle you'll be granted a hardgrab along with knocking down and disarming the target. can also instantly hardgrab anyone prone on a 5 second cooldown. If you miss the tackle you'll have a long knockdown applied to you.

Blueshield Officer's reflective plate armor: grants full invisibility while standing still, and 90% invisibility while moving. Disrupted by taking or dealing damage and has to be manually re-enabled on a minute long cooldown. Has 35% brute, burn, caustic and stamina resists with 10% explosive resist.

Kit 2: Sniper
contains a blueshield officer's standard armor, a HI-5 Multilens Sniper + sighting goggles, a portable recharger, and a secondary of your choice.

Blueshield Officer's standard armor: bloodred resists minus the radiation or fire resists, and 10% stamina damage resist.

HI-5 Multilens Sniper: can only shoot when there is a target nearby that has been marked by the sighting goggles. Beams shot by the sniper will curve to hit the target, and cannot hit unmarked targets. This gun cannot miss unless the target is unmarked by leaving normal line of sight for 5 seconds. (it will deadass curve AROUND walls and solid objects if they're out of sight but haven't been unmarked, unless there is no physical way to reach the target without going through a solid object)

damage: 20 shock, 30 heat at 70% armor piercing.
fire rate: 0.5/second
max capacity: 10

HI-5 sighting goggles: same as the BSO's regular glasses but without the flash protection, you can mark people by alt clicking them outside of interaction range. marked targets can be seen through walls.

Kit 3: Field Medic (for when you want to make the CMO jealous)
contains a self-recharging chemical hypospray, experimental surgical omnitool, bluespace body bags, surgical and stasis rollerbeds, plenty of advanced topicals and stimulant autoinjector cartridges, a Blueshield Officer paramedic hardsuit, and a secondary of your choice.

self-recharging chemical hypospray: can dispense up to 30u of a chemical from a list of salicylic acid, oxandrolone, pentenic acid, dex+, and artiplates. recharges at a rate of 0.5u a second.

Blueshield Officer paramedic hardsuit: simply a bloodred with 10% stamina damage resists and no slowdown.

bluespace body bags: a body bag that can be folded with a person inside, great for transporting a dead head of staff to safety.

stimulant autoinjector cartridge: a cartridge containing 15u of hyperzine legal nanotrasen stimulant.

Kit 4: Grenadier (so many grenades you'll probably run out of bag space before you're done packing)
contains impact flashbangs, anti-personnel explosive grenades, shrapnel grenades, tear gas grenades, a handful of cluster anti-personnel explosive grenades, a specialized armor, a blueshield officer's grenadier rig, a specialized insulating headset, and a secondary of your choice.

Anti-personnel explosive grenades: a modified explosive grenade incapable of damaging the enviroment! due to this the power compared to a regular explosive grenade is cut in half.

Blueshield Officer's grenadier vest: same as the BSO's standard armor, but with 80% explosive resist.

Blueshield Officer's grenadier rig: a blastproof chest rig with triple the storage of a regular one, but is only capable of fitting security gear and grenades.

Specialized insulating headset: put simply, a headset that fully protects you from the effects of flashbangs. could have one explode right under your feet and not feel a thing.

Available secondaries: EG-4 with a 1 spare speedloader, MK58 with 3 spare uranium ammo magazines and two uranium .35 ammo boxes.
BSO restock: calls in more gear depending on what kit and secondary you selected. (PDA app with a 30 minute cooldown)
Kit 1: N/A.
Kit 2: Extra portable recharger.
Kit 3: extra stimulant cartridges and a combat medkit
Kit 4: an extra 3 shrapnel, tear gas and flashbang grenades, and an extra 2 explosive.
Secondary: nothing if EG-4, extra uranium ammo boxes if MK58

[granite jewel]

Explosive grenades for BSO sound like a terrible idea, some of those other things would need huge nerfs but I'm all for making BSO more deadly and an obstacle to be avoided at all costs instead of just another side objective on your way to kill your command target

[solemn talon]

I made these for fun, not for balance- (I got fucking murdered by a BSO jumping at me out of nowhere)

[rose trench]

Genuinely if they got balanced more these would be so peak in game

[jagged fossil]

i would kill for ts </ 3

[solemn talon]

Oh boy time for another SlopSO kit

Kit 5: Sharpshooter (the one where BSO gets a mateba)
contains a mateba, a Blueshield Officer's standard armor (different sprite to match the gimmick), plenty of armor-piercing speedloaders and ammoboxes, and a Lasso.

Lasso: click to spin up, let go to release. Upon hitting a target grants a ranged hardgrab, use ctrl + Q in the direction you want to yank them.

[cosmic rose]

I gotta agree, i had a tot round where both my targets were eaten by lings, and then a slasher started hunting me when i was trying to make secret mech workshop in maint with the bartenders and clowns
No fun was had, sadly, but got my greentext

[gentle mesa]

I feel like none of these BSO kits are focused on defending the command member and fending off threats, but rather simply chasing and killing the antag

well the medical kit sure, but then BSO would become the new medbay like chaplain with rosary was

[solemn talon]

They're gimmick kits, and arguably comparable to the BSO meta now with how strong they are, reminder that I AM DOING THIS FOR FUN, NOT BALANCE

[rose trench]

I’ll take my shot at it too
Kit ???: Protector
Contains a great shield, the atrocity stun baton, a stun gun and a new modsuit
ACHILLES Modsuit: a modsuit with defense stats comparable to a juggernaught suit, with less stun protection and no fire protection. The modsuit has a feature to place a protective shield on others that reflects all damage from them toward you, at the cost of more power from the modsuit (the draw would be larger than a standard micro reactor can provide)
BULWARK greatshield: The standard NT greatshield but with a twist, it no longer has a battery that limits how long it can be up but at the cost of slightly reduced resistances
SD-3 stun gun: a stun gun with two different ammo types, 2 batteries for both types
Disabler bolt: like the BSO revolver disabler ammonium
Stun bolt: when shot throws out a little lightning spark that knocks down on hit and stuns for half a second
And your choice of secondary

[fluid rivet]

delete bso

[summer leaf]

If Z levels ever get ported, add 2Fort to the Thunderdome’s map rotation.

[fathom arrow]

Clown remote detonation button. It's so versatile. Just imagine letting the clown loose on nukies then exploding them.

[granite jewel]

except the clown just vanishes into a puff of confetti with a bike horn sound effect, doing zero damage

[fathom arrow]

Hmm. That would be a funny way to give a traitor clown teleportation.

[solemn talon]

Kit 6: Speedster (projection sorcery nanites)
contains an EMP implant, freedom implant, smoke implant, blitz implant, speed leg autosurgeons and a nanotrasen capoeira belt along with a Blueshield Officer's standard armor.

Nanotrasen capoeira belt: just a belt that gives you capoeira while worn.

Blitz implant: allows you to do a short range line of sight teleport that doesn't work through solid objects. The more this implant is activated within a certain time, the shorter the cooldown becomes, has fancy visuals. If you hit someone within 0.4 seconds of using a teleport, it will knock them down and launch them back. (scales with cooldown)

You will also gradually have increased movement speed as the teleport cooldown reduces, capping out at a 50% speed boost.

I have lost the plot

[atomic mural]

Give him a sandevistan

[solemn talon]

update: damage, knockback and stamina damage dealt by the full-speed hit from teleporting scales with speed. so if you hit top speed and then use it, it'll be a 50 blunt instastunning dropkick that launches the dude into outer orbit (do note that using it halts your momentum completely)

[solemn talon]

50 TC traitor item: Decoy Holoprojector implant
a 50 TC implant that creates a fake version of you while making you fully invisible, wearing all your equipment with 10 max HP.

invisibility is true but slows you by 10% and doesn't prevent effects like footsteps or bleeding from giving away your location. drops after the clone dies.

mob AI: follows a general direction depending on the selected mode, or simply stands still, clones will always sprint while moving but will not play footstep sounds or trail puddles. all clones disappear into a puff of smoke after 15 seconds of being active. all clones have the closeup inspect text of "They look see-through."

runner mode: keeps going in the general direction you were moving in when you activated the implant, pathfinding around obstacles to get as far in that direction as physically possible.
cursor mode: follows your cursor, pretty simple. can be used to block disabler shots or a single melee hit/gunshot
follow mode: follows the person you've most recently inspected.
still mode: simply stands still.

the implant itself has a 45 second cooldown, great for ending a chase or juking seccies.

[cosmic rose]

abductor organ effect that just is a ghost role
talking heart lmao

[solemn talon]

75 TC bartender job item: The Lamb & Dagger
"An enchanted pair of plastitanium knuckledusters. There's a bit of blood splattered on them."
damage: 16 blunt (increases as you feed it blood, caps at 50)
special effect: "Drinks" blood, insect blood, blue blood, and anaerobic blood you walk over, deleting it and raising the damage of the Lamb & Dagger temporarily. Any damage dealt heals the user for 50% of damage dealt spread across all current damage types.

[fathom arrow]

A round start Borg antag would be cool

[solemn talon]

I would write up details for this but I feel like I've used this thread too much ;-;

[cursive tapir]

add clash royale

[granite jewel]

sentient artifact gland isn't real, it can't hurt you

[cosmic rose]

oh, hello again his grace

[solemn talon]

legally speaking it's not (because his grace filed a restraining order)

[glacial bolt]

put the NT block game on the PDA

[loud abyss]

The lamb & Dagger + HisGrace = a people's janitor's tools

[fluid rivet]

lab and dagger

[rose trench]

What if instead of lamb and dagger it was a green toolbox called his grace and it ate people instead of blood

[loud abyss]

Scientist version that instead drinks chem and makes "safe" meth

[long wave]

give ce a krammer that only takes flare rounds

[rose trench]

give CE a brain eating ameba roundstart that turns him into a simplemob after hearing “shitengi” and “no power” enough times

[loud abyss]

Truth

[atomic mural]

Might fit ratbite

[cursive tapir]

Anime Body Pillow

• one design for each department
• available in loadout after 100 hours in specific department
• 2x4 item
• does 10 stamina damage
• can slice it open and store an item in it

[fathom hill]

Harpy body pillow

[solemn talon]

counterpoint: design changes based on your species to be the thing most adored by that species, yowies get fent, moths get lamps, harpies get bread, vox get nitrogen canisters, humans get the departmental anime girl thing

[fluid rivet]

wasnt there a japanese girl poster in bikini

[cursive tapir]

yeah, that

[cosmic rose]

Why would yowie want fent? Does it even give any benifits
Also vox like microplastics

[solemn talon]

oh and shadowkin get a flash on their body pillow instead because shadowkin hate is obligatory

[fluid rivet]

i think it works like omnizine for them

[solemn talon]

yowies get buffs/healing from all narcotics with no damage or negative effects

[rose trench]

tajarans get an active glued pipe bomb instead of the body pillow

[dapper gate]

Slimepeople have blunt resistance, so to offset this make them bounce around as if they were hit with a bat

The more blunt damage that would be given, the farther and faster they fling

[solemn talon]

2 Wizcoin spell: Greater Summon Guns
spawns any random gun in the game with a single shot in the chamber in your hands. Once the gun runs out of ammo, it's automatically flung out of your hands and deleted. Once the gun is flung out of your hands, another one is spawned.

(yes by any I do mean ANY, anything from a cap gun or water pistol to a bangded, to a 2 gauge super shotgun or chester, basically any gun/ranged weapon in the game)

[cosmic rose]

Pulls a GX8 or whatever and launches a mini immovable rod through a department

[solemn talon]

FEAR THE AMERICAN WIZARD

[strange kindle]

nerf tesla power output and/or weldbots

[granite jewel]

make weldbots more likely to be directly hit than grounding rods and make them unable to weld each other for 60 seconds after taking damage, tesla now requires mandatory upkeep or very careful spacing and placement of coils/rods/bots

[south sigil]

make tesla hit stuff further outside of containment occasionally. (walls, APCs, wires, people, etc).

[hexed fox]

tesla literally already does do that, but you know what stops that and is a part of every tesla set up? Grounding rods

[south sigil]

I mean "need more grounding rods and more spread out"

[eager sparrow]

Monopoly cards
Get out the jail card
Spawn in maints
Its approved by centcomm so you can use it to go out from jail
Go into jail card
Anyone can use it to sent someone into jail
Approved by centcomm

[bronze dragon]

Lock them behind advanced tools

[eager sparrow]

**Stomach interaction **
Stomach should be a storage where you can put things it may be size of stomach like 4x7 in a weird way.
Clown should have ability to "eat" things so they go into stomach storage.
To get out the things you need to make a surgery and takeout stomach.
So there should be an implant for stomach that lets you get acces to stomach storage.
So the stomach will slowly dissolve items in it, and you can throw up them so things go out from stomach storage
If you eat alive mice they can eat their way out from you......

[cursive tapir]

More positive anoms
Like gift anom,
Not all anoms have to be directly harmful

[cosmic rose]

ah, great, vore, bound to show up sometime

[bitter falcon]

banana anomaly that spawns monkeys and banana peels
on crit spawns hostile gorillas

[cursive tapir]

Noting that down
Also, Bananamen are a thing

[glacial bolt]

This is a thing on Starlight, it's fucking incredible because it's radioactive AND turns the floor tiles into bananium floor tiles

[cursive tapir]

Clown anom that spawns banana cream pies, whoopie cushions, and space lube.
Clownifys nearby people when crit (wizard spell)

[granite jewel]

Launches pies on pulse, the pies explode on impact on crit

[cursive tapir]

I like the launching pies,
If i could get the anom to aim the pies that’d be even better

[south sigil]

advanced fishing rod

pocket mousekin/resomi ghostrole. spawns in someone's duffelbag

[south sigil]

allow shaft miners to order stuff from the lava land order computer if there's a telepad attached.

[dapper gate]

Ok this is kinda peak though

[solemn talon]

replace DAGD with hijack so people have to do some sort of kill everyone gimmick in a way that doesn't destroy evac

[tawny spoke]

make the game fun

[loud abyss]

#1436226268323643452

[cursive tapir]

a currency discord command that shows if I can cover an amount of GC
So if it the bounty is 1000 and I got a billy in my bank, then I don’t have to out my extravagant wealth to show I can cover the bounty

[summer ivy]

We have a hijack obj

[solemn talon]

but it's like 10x rarer then DAGD, I want to see people actually hijacking the shuttle more often :/

[granite jewel]

People just go on a shooting (or bombing, shuttle needs no one else on it, not to be intact) spree on evac or block the dock, jetpack out and try to kill the few people that make it

[light basin]

Add no fun allowed sign for sec

[summer leaf]

A picket sign that only sec can hold, letting them draw a small image, broadcast their views in a more visual way

[blazing breach]

Stop posting your dumb ass, Wordles on staff shitposts

[gentle mesa]

true

[light basin]

Add Lover's theme as lobby music

[glacial bolt]

Add NyQuil chicken

[copper creek]

Ive actually asked a lot about this
Nobody will do anything about it
Legia does not care at all

[glacial bolt]

Make it so that ingesting a reagent makes it enter your bloodstream in 1 unit increments from the moment you consume it, rather than all at once after a certain amount of time

[granite jewel]

Slimes should have everything they eat instantly hit their bloodstream, other species should be faster or slower and humans should be as it is now

[round pendant]

slime buff major

also my PR is that slimes should be 1.5x faster to perform surgery on since they are made of slime and you can put sentient brains inside slime heads to let the sentient brain talk and maybe point

[amber dew]

But why?

[granite jewel]

Should just skip the bone and bleeder steps entirely, slice off a limb in two steps with a scalpel

[summer leaf]

Make radiation affect your bionic vision as you get closer to a radioactive source

[cosmic rose]

Ipcs currently have this, would kinda make sense for slimes to stop their bleeding themselves

[cursive tapir]

Add protein tubes, with that white sauce

[glacial bolt]

give IPCs a bloodstream but instead of blood it's oil

[dapper gate]

Any reagents inside the oil is filtered through a liver-like organ but damages it in the process

[glacial bolt]

i think they'd have to be given the same immunity to normal syringes like chitinids, but yeah if they get any chemicals into their system they take ion damage
unless said chemicals are oil or welding fuel, in which case it recovers "blood" level

[dapper gate]

Someone write this down

[glacial bolt]

furthermore, it makes IPCs take bloodloss damage
although the bleeding of oil onto the floor would probably make the floor slippery, so if you cause an IPC to bleed be sure to have noslips on

[strange kindle]

Are you sure?

[cursive tapir]

Add Steak 🥩

[strange kindle]

add bee species so we can finally be bees

[cosmic rose]

except blood itself , which acts like epi

[cursive tapir]

Ontag Tokan

• maint loot, one per station round start
• when use disappears and becomes a real ontag token that’s added to your account
• Gives off a slight beeping sound
• loud Airhorn sfx when used

[misty forge]

most servers have coolant instead

[round pendant]

tiders farming ontag tokens roundstart, fighting secoffs on secways and cargo technicians on ATVs

[cosmic rose]

Waffle co brand “explosive” taste hot sauce
Chef tot item
Reacts with nutriment to cause an explosion when processed in body
“All our food keeps blowing up”

[glacial bolt]

would that make IPCs take heat damage below 90% instead of bloodloss?

[fluid rivet]

If you take more than 10 rad damage you lose all hair vulps become human tajarans become dwarves and lizards lose scales

[granite jewel]

And slimes keep winning

[fluid rivet]

Alright slimes melt and become simplemobs after taking 100+ rads

[hexed fox]

remove scurrets from the game

[glacial bolt]

add an effect to viruses (and ONLY viruses) that, upon reaching maximum infection, turns you into a felinid
likewise, add an effect to BACTERIA that turns you into a cluwne upon reaching maximum infection

[jagged fossil]

a chem/medical process that de hollows bodies

[lethal topaz]

no

[bitter falcon]

#1413311663007989761

[dapper gate]

Box of Ratshot maints loot

Shoots a bunch of tiny pellets that instantly kill rats

Fuck you and your laggy ass rat king

[glacial bolt]

make it one-shot rodentia too for parity

[dapper gate]

Real

[glacial bolt]

i would not be against this
"hollow" implies the organs are missing. maybe organ replacement?

[lethal topaz]

it also removes the actual DNA of a person, it should stay as cloning otherwise it's so lame just trying to create even more counters to what antags do

[strange kindle]

ive suggested this
make a cryo chem that dehollows because cryo is super underutilized

[cosmic rose]

cryo is underutilised because apply "topical to vital til not dead, then apply chem" is so strong

[glacial bolt]

a cryo chem to de-hollow would be GREAT
"reoxyribozone" or something
formula:
Blood [10]
Doxarubixadone [5]
Phalanximine [3]
Synthcells [2]

Mix above 500K

Reoxyribozone [4]

A sickening mixture of difficult to make medicines. Based off a medicine in a horror film series used to restore people killed by DNA-destroying organisms and intense heat from physical supermatter exposure.
(Metabolizes at 0.05u/s)
Modifies health by -0.1 Genetic and +0.03 Poison when the patient is dead and the body is below 90K.
Gradually restores catastrophic genetic damage when the patient is dead and the body is below 90K. (Reverts "Hollowed" status after a collective total of 20u is metabolized)
Deals 0.3 Poison damage when the patient is dead and the body temperature is at least 90K.

[dapper gate]

If youre busy as a CMO cryo is a lifesaver, fix 3 people at once while only focusing on one of them

[glacial bolt]

@strange kindle thoughts?

[cosmic rose]

honestly i think limb damage should contribute to vitals slightly, like if someones legs and arms are fucked theres no way their body is just fine

[dapper gate]

Calciox- Cryo Chem that heals bones

Forces CMOs that dont want to spend 8 minutes fixing just bone damage to learn cryo

[glacial bolt]

AUTODOC
And put a lobotomy surgery in it for good measure

[strange kindle]

ys bro yes

[jagged fossil]

ive forwarded it to my bounty

[cosmic rose]

oh yeahhh i just remembered surgry heckn exists and is just better topicals when it comes to making people alive again

[fluid rivet]

Auto doc is underrated because no one knows how to use it

[cursive tapir]

Make it so moth wings can be surgically removed, and attached.
I will dewing moths and attach them to me

[fluid rivet]

Wish I had a local host I would try to make an automatic moth wing extraction farm

[jagged fossil]

problem with autodoc is certain procedures are REALLY iffy to program

[cursive tapir]

just make a localhost

[spark yoke]

and also it's broken rn iirc
as in, some operations won't perform or proceed or w/e

[spiral axle]

Go on a funny third party website, download the latest Goob fork version and just run the program in it, then you can join yourlocal host

[cursive tapir]

Lowkey, remove Voiceless Dead ritual and just upgrade the Grasp to make voiceless dead. Like if I kill you you're getting ghouled. Im not dragging you to a circle and making a muzzle just to make a better ghould

[fluid rivet]

Rounds with 2x goobcoins(command and sec only get 1.5x)

[tawny spoke]

Cargo should be able to hire mercs. They arrive with shitty guns, so you hire a lot of them to swarm major threats.

[cosmic rose]

Thats called dehydrated scurret and a swat crate

[dapper gate]

WAaaAaA!!

[cosmic rose]

wawawaaa
can we get roundstart and vent scurrets
and scurret objectives
wawa

[cursive tapir]

Remove Scurrets

[cosmic rose]

remove you :3
-# dont hurt da scugs!

[cursive tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-gif-9431479052148052111

[barren nacelle]

Bluespace power and gas transporters. make atmos and engi meaningfull on gate

[lime aspen]

Not a terrible idea. It would also allow TEGs to be made elsewhere than atmos (if you don't use a rune to store 5 bazillion kPa of burn chamber exhaust, that is).

[cursive tapir]

New species: Angel
(I think someone already did this)

[bitter falcon]

new species
it’s just human with clothing
Conquest is its own species

[cursive tapir]

Eerrrrrm, actually that would be viltrimite ☝️ 🤓

[dapper gate]

Right clicking with a revolver fan-fires it, making your accuracy wildly shit but rapidly firing gun

[placid willow]

add a use to this thing, it's barely worth crafting at all because it does jack

[hexed fox]

it looks cool

[barren nacelle]

It needs to have a whishing sound to be cooler

[cursive tapir]

review my doodons
https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[cosmic rose]

Lobotomies disable mindshields and mindhack implants and deconvert revs, remove hypnoflash effect, and temporarily stops the voices from abductor organ

[glacial bolt]

You had me at "deconverts revs"

[cosmic rose]

And now you have a reason to lobotomise annoying shitters incase they are mindcontrolled
And you also dont need implanters to get past mindshields, as surgical tools work too now

[lethal topaz]

and it should give soulless bodies souls, because voiceless is the only way to do this

[cursive tapir]

me when I grasp a Goliath corpse

[glacial bolt]

If you unlobotomize them, it immediately makes them catatonic again and kicks the person playing out of the role like turning off a pAI or posibrain

[dapper gate]

Unironically remove the AI role

Game will be so much better without the validhunting-All-Access-All-Controlling-bullshit-my-laws-so-i-can-self-antag Job

I once had an AI player that tried massive sabotage because I said "treat all nanotrasen employees equally" and so it decided to try to kill us all

[atomic mural]

Lmao what was the logic on that?

[dapper gate]

"Treat all nanotrasen employees equally" to a normal human being is a message of being nice to everyone. To a Machine, the only thing that matters is that all employees are treated equally, so whether it chooses to be an ass or a good person, everyone must be treated the same.

AKA: You didnt specify if I had to be a good or bad person so I choose to be a bad person and ruin everyone's day

[atomic mural]

Ok but didn't it still have law 1?
Also, if it was some other lawset that requires it to obey rank or smth, then why would it even allow that as an order, since that would violate one of its laws.

[loud abyss]

until we get 13 ai & policy, ai will always be ass

[dapper gate]

Some weird ai bullshit I dont remember, something about "Follow all orders given by all command members" taking precedent

[cursive tapir]

Species Specific Virus booster trait:
A virus effect that boosts or decreases virus effectiveness in certain species

[warm sierra]

Major shitter + rp issue

[dapper gate]

We can now call Vulps Rabies Carriers

Actually no thats rodentia

[cursive tapir]

The Vulp Scourge Virus

[lethal topaz]

No issues with AI, just make it so that solar flares are even rarer and if RD tries experimental lawboards that's like uhh treason or something

[cursive tapir]

Worst Ideas Thread

[lethal topaz]

people continue to complain about AI having different laws, here's the solution

[dapper gate]

The issue isnt AI with different laws its that AI players will intrinsically make up shit to grief

And when theyre not griefing, theyre validhunting

[cursive tapir]

I wonder if you can create a device that crafts bolas and stores them inside a disposal tube

[lethal topaz]

because that's whoever made AIs fault due to the fact they are vague laws with many interpretations, many types of interpretations can be done and they'd be correct

[undone void]

Goob PQ

[cosmic rose]

Yes its called a tider

[shell jewel]

thats just a constructor with a robotic arm 🤫

[south sigil]

buckets should have a "liquid" or "solid" mode. Solid gives it a 2x2 inventory but can't store liquids, liquid lets it act like a normal bucket.

[cursive tapir]

brooo, add Job Category back to syndi uplinks brooo 😭

[bitter falcon]

buckets should give 400% more hp when youre a zombie for PVZ parity

[summer leaf]

Chameleon projector enabled crystasis beakers that disguise the chemical within as whatever the projector is set to, which are all of the metamorphic glass varients.

[cursive tapir]

Tea Packet reagent that turns water into tea at 100 C
then it becomes used tea packet reagent

Emagging a Solar's Best Drinks unlocks Sleepytime Teacup, which is full of tea and has 5u of Nocturine
(To mirror the Hyperzine unlocked in the soda machine)

[jagged fossil]

5u noct cant sleep people. threshold is 8u for like 6s sleep

[cursive tapir]

well yeah, you’d need to restock it

[cosmic rose]

tea can be brewed cold too, perhaps just make the rate of conversion change with temperature?

[round pendant]

hyperzine in the soda machine..? you mean, stimulants?
(blood-red brews)

[cursive tapir]

no, it's hyperzine. Each can has 5u of Hyperzine

Bedtime Bear Sleepy Tea.

• Obtainable via Emagged tea Vending Machine
• 5u Noct 20u tea 5u sugar
• Lore behind the fictional company loosely based on irl
  I think a cult owning a tea brand with noct in it would be cool In game

[dapper gate]

Security Helmet with cat ears
"Oh come on, nobody would ever do that."
https://youtu.be/JFEOFTZtm1o?si=P1moN7EPZmlqa1yx

[shell jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-jetstream-sam-gif-25214626

[azure bough]

make RCD have less charge or make it bigger to carry so there's a reason to actually carry mats as an engineer

[granite jewel]

nah it should be 1x1 and have infinite charges

[south sigil]

add cameras under lights for things RCD can make. (would make borg lives easier when someone goes though the station smashing every camera they find)

[lethal topaz]

I only smash cameras when AI decides to open the doors so sec can beat me up (AI deserves it)

[spring igloo]

People are against easy cam construction, now they need a camera board to make yknow

[azure bough]

Allow the material bag to hold circuits

[south sigil]

allow camera boards to stack up to 20

[strange kindle]

What if we make a planet covered in lava and call it lavaland
And then give it a moon covered in ice called icemoon

[cursive tapir]

what if we merged the 2, and had a normal temperature planet that is full of abandoned cities with hostile creatures

[dapper gate]

Earth

[rose trench]

Detroit*

[cosmic rose]

What if salvage could choose which of those planets to go to?

[rose trench]

they would always choose the one with less materials and more loot

[cosmic rose]

Ah so to balance it we simply remove all materials from each planet, thus removing the favouritism

[tawny spoke]

there were some stations in 13 that were located on the ice moon, so shaft miners just walked outside the station. There were unique bosses and mobs and everything.

I also saw one ss13 server had a jungleland, which is more habitable than lavaland but you have to mine out of the ground and wildlife is a bit more dense and hostile.

[glacial bolt]

I'm gonna build off "ice moon," but instead of whole ass planets they're biomes on the same planet.

New shaft mining areas

"Caverna" - area consisting mostly of caverns. Day/Night cycle does not apply; it is exclusively dark, with the occasional glowing crystal to light the way. "Storm" is a flood of freezing cold water that fills the area with freezing water vapor (to simulate a flood) from a cave-in above the caverns. Other than the water vapor, is filled with primarily CO2 gas. Rock type: Stone.

"Sand Lake" - Hot desert. Day/Night cycle runs 10 minutes day, 5 minutes night. "Storm" is a sandstorm; buffets characters and deals lots of blunt as they are exposed to it. Breathable atmosphere. Rock type: Sandstone.

"Humidia" - Grasslands/jungle region. Day/Night runs even times. Atmosphere is breathable with lots of water vapor. Storm is heavy thunderstorms; indicated by rain starting up and then danger starting with rolling thunder. Every 10 seconds, a player has a chance to be struck by lightning if not within a climate controlled area. Rock type: Stone.

Will think of more later.

If anyone has other suggestions or additions to this list I'd love to hear them.

[cursive tapir]

Pokeball:
Throw to capture any creature
If the creature is player controlled, then that player has to pass 2/3 skill checks to break out.
If it is non player controlled, then it is random (66.67% chance)

[tawny spoke]

it doesn't work on humans though (it should work on every non-human playable species)

[granite jewel]

Tot item that costs slightly less than a mind control implant, undetermined monster trainer bundle has 6 of them and a hat selector that lets you pick blue or red

Also the skill check difficulty scales with how low your health is, dead mobs/players can't be caught, but critical is guaranteed, and the ball prevents air and blood loss damage, heals both (not blood level) and stabilizes temperature, fully healing requires a placeable trainer center that lists the names of everyone registered to use it as well as keeping a log of who/what was healed

[hexed fox]

add mentor help but instead of making it an OOC button make it an IC app on your PDA called "GorlexGPT"

[warm sierra]

Reduce the amount of jugs with chems in chemvend and give more empty jugs instead.
With energy chem those are obsolete now

[rose trench]

remove energychem and issue is solved

[warm sierra]

Given how often cargo fucks up its shittle, no.

[dapper gate]

Jokes on you i use the old archaic way because it means I press less buttons and mass produce components(dont kill jugs.)

[warm sierra]

Yeah ok, jugmixing is a thing.

[dapper gate]

No I take all the jugs and throw them in the ChemMastee

[warm sierra]

Thats the thing too. I usually take only the required amount of chems and place them in chemmaster. I guess thats the question about preferences

[loud abyss]

#1413311663007989761

[rose trench]

I’m just giving simple solutions to difficult problems

[rose trench]

The guy below me should actually post this on bad ideas thread he just doesn’t know it yet

[cursive tapir]

You can grind Bluespace Crystals to get Bluespace powder.
Digesting the powder activates the crystal effect every 0.5u /s

[fluid swift]

What if lavaland had a fortress and a bunch of dwarves living in it 🤔

[dapper gate]

Traitor Item: Displacement Phone
-Sets a way point anywhere on the station
-Using the phone teleports you to that location, but its very noisy and takes a little while to teleport away.

[rose trench]

Good enough, welcome back abductor ability

[dapper gate]

Yeah pretty much

[south sigil]

farting should propell you in space.

[cursive tapir]

buying sec hardsuits via cargo

[loud abyss]

#1436226268323643452

[glacial bolt]

Farting in 10 times and then super farting gives you an insane amount of speed in a random direction

[primal jolt]

Wizards get a new event spell that costs 2-3 wizcoins, unrefundable, it changes every chem and liquid on station into a different chem at random. It would not affect blood. Noita

[cosmic rose]

Reality has Shifted
you hear the word flammable gas echoing and shifting in colours

[primal jolt]

Also yeah, sniped (PART OF) this concept from "worst ideas" thread because it was really good

[cursive tapir]

Nukie zombie opps sending in an zombified agent in a Dreadnought suit

[loud abyss]

No blood affection?? Make it 5 random chems but also include blood

[summer ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/xavier-xavier-renegade-angel-what-confused-shrug-gif-19103264

[bitter falcon]

Ohhhhh it’s that

[primal jolt]

The wizard spell that instantly kills everyone in the server 💔

[loud abyss]

It also makes all species's "blood" requirements be that chemical blood was transfused into

[cosmic rose]

Honestly wizard events fun, we need more of em
Though perhaps limit some events to one only?
Anyway uhhh
Event that gives all sentient beings a spell or magic item of your choice
Event that increases the random event spawns by like 5x or something, and allowing previously blocked events like spacedust/meteors n stuff
RGB lighting event, all static lights now glow RGB, flashlights n stuff too if you can

[cursive tapir]

Woundmed Butt slot

[summer leaf]

Gangleaders get bluespace/gangspace butt that they pull their locker out of/put it back in to move base locations, and if they lose their butt for longer than five minutes, they lose their leader powers.

[vocal ledge]

Never cook again

[cursive tapir]

The buttslot would be used to reattach the butt, and to attach a carp tail for carp flight

[south sigil]

trying to fart without a butt results in spraying blood behind you and some brute damage.

[granite jewel]

zookeeper is neutral to all animals by default, including carp and snakes, and has a couple of pokeballs round start that they can use to catch said animals, caught animals can be recalled to slowly heal/revive them, and they'll automatically follow and protect their owner, emagging them or buying the traitor version lets you use them on anything with a very low success rate for "large" or sentient beings (chance scales up the closer they are to being crit/dead, but does not work on corpses, including zombies at any health)

[rose trench]

Captain gets his hands on a syndie poke ball and puts hos in it

[wild brook]

blood splatter

[cosmic rose]

Ntr has bso in a ball like a rabid dog to unleash onto the ontags

[mint hornet]

Prob add a fisherman job for service it prob was already thought of but maybe have a point system with some fishing gear rewards to have better catches, have like a bounty board for specific fishes with cash rewards for yourself that you can contribute to service or whatever we already have like fishes and rods we need like fishing gear and uh more water tile areas maybe more unique fish dishes chefs can make with the rare fish that do some cool shit so they have some potential value for crew people just a basic idea can be expanded on obviously I just feel weird that we have a fishing system but it's not really used

[strange kindle]

We had this and it was called BSO deputy

[cosmic rose]

sec using pokeballs instead of stuncuff

[hexed fox]

remove floorlength bedhead hair from the game

[strange kindle]

mrp becomes a wasteland

[hexed fox]

dont get it twisted it already is

[lethal topaz]

BSO deputy and intern squads were peak

[rose trench]

Hello dexter morgan

[wild brook]

hi

[lethal topaz]

instead of 500 solid snake references we will be getting dexter morgan and doakes rp

[cursive tapir]

Emagging an interacter makes them attack whats in front of them on activation

[cosmic rose]

Let people attach knifes to cleanbots, that stab those on the floor that they run into or are where they try to clean, and when emaged try to stab people like simplemobs(without the juking preferably)

[lime aspen]

Add more customisability to the improvised shotgun

Sawn-Off Improvised Shotgun

• Made by using a saw of any kind on the shotgun. Has basically the same effect as doing this to the DB. 1x3 inventory size, doesn't need to be held in both hands to fire, and has worse spread.

Crayon Wax Slug

• Crafted with an improvised shotgun shell and a crayon. Trades the multiple pellets for one somewhat-accurate pellet "clump", which deals more damage, and one less-damaging crayon filling which gets fired alongside it.

[lethal topaz]

and it spills out water... or soapy water... or anything that makes people slip so they can't get away (but I guess once it stabs someone it should make some sorta lube in place of their blood just for the funny)

[cosmic rose]

Wax slugs, very cool, tiders can now emulate the great depression

ngl we need more crew accessible weaponry, like let sci make shitty weaponised ape guns that trade particle types for ammo capacity and damage or something (which the tot exp.ape chip also works in) n stuff

[lethal topaz]

powergame simulator

[cosmic rose]

you already can make improv shotguns, plasma and uranium spears, arrows and pressure cannons, baseball bats ect, but even in lrp you dont see many people making them, adding more options and flavour to pottential powergame options wont make people powergame more or less

[cursive tapir]

Cup that regenerates Nocturine exclusive to thief sleeper kit

[lethal topaz]

It'll make it easier for science to powergame though, those mfs powergame enough...

[tawny spoke]

Add a gym to each station, and if you work out at the gym you slowly become stronger. Your character grows larger as they grow stronger, their mass increases, and their unarmed damage increases.

[cursive tapir]

Rock People species that have beef with dwarves

[fluid swift]

oni tiders walking in and ripping the captain apart with their bare hands:

[lime aspen]

I was considering making them real wax slugs but actual candles are nigh-impossible to get

[fluid swift]

Make a pie graph display in the lobby that shows the ratio of people queuing high for each department and then have it update to the station manifest when the round starts

[loud abyss]

99% tider majority

[tawny spoke]

A chem recipe that requires carpolin and ichor that turns someone into a space dragon (it will be funny)

[rose trench]

Space dragon without carp rift though

[hexed fox]

remove all guidebook sections that have an actual IC book attached to them (Food, Chemistry, Space law, etc), and add a new guidebook entry about guidebooks

[cursive tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191269580644036668/1310582335460347925/togif.gif

[granite jewel]

https://discord.com/channels/1202734573247795300/1436226268323643452

[fluid rivet]

Delete cog amber and gate

[rose trench]

Chokegrabbing someone should occupy one of their hand slots so they can’t just magdump you mid choke

[lethal topaz]

and how does choking someone remove their hand

[rose trench]

You’ve clearly never been choked before

[lethal topaz]

I'm not into what you're into, buddy

[rose trench]

not at all what I meant brochacho

[lethal topaz]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven--k01KQ5H1SPW0F32GWM86YAMSKZZ

[lethal topaz]

okay but realistically we're not doing the 9 second chokehold become unconcious while trying to claw at them trope, grab your gun and shoot them, simple.

[rose trench]

Other idea: choke grabbing them locks their camera in the position it is in

You’re literally holding their neck hard enough to choke them come on

[cursive tapir]

what if choking zooms the camera in

[lethal topaz]

is the person who is doing the chokeholding able to use their other hand freely?

[rose trench]

Nope, takes up both hand slots

[lethal topaz]

hmm then some debuff should be applied to the person getting choked but I still think shooting them is acceptable

[rose trench]

You can’t really move in a chokehold so imo you should get punished for choking someone face to face but if you choke someone behind they shouldn’t just be able to shoot you

[lethal topaz]

I mean pistols are fine though, unholster and shoot behind you

[rose trench]

Hands don’t work like that-
You can’t accurately shoot like that atleast

[lethal topaz]

well yes not accurately but in real life, act like you are holding a pistol and point behind you, over the shoulder it points straight to their head, under your armpit you shoot into their chest

[rose trench]

Yo John wick is that you

Also this is why I originally suggested it taking one of their hand slots

[lethal topaz]

it is not difficult to point a gun under your armpit, if the attacker were to try and grab your gun then they wouldn't be choking you anymore, in game you can just turn your body while they choke you because it's a game

[cursive tapir]

Thragg based drip for captain

[cosmic rose]

Just like, add temporary eye damage while being choked or smt

[south sigil]

bring back ss13 botany bees.

[cursive tapir]

Add Arby’s Takeover event

[loud abyss]

I cant even tell if its AI because the resl thing with cgi would look just as bad

[strange kindle]

Clothing that provides resistance against temperatures should show that in their inspection text

(lwk im gonna bounty this)

[cursive tapir]

Meat. Money. Madness

[cursive tapir]

Add Soda Dungeon 2 bartender mechanics

[cursive tapir]

Never nerf anything, buff everything else to match it instead

[azure bough]

Bring back tider sickness.
Only the best of the best will survive

[strange kindle]

I was robusting sec with 800hrs tider sickness bro this will only make me stronger

[untold crag]

why is bro lying

[strange kindle]

cross my heart and swear to die i outran 2 officers + hos with 800hrs tider sickness, a bar of soap, and a dream

[primal jolt]

What in the actual fuck is tider sickness

[fluid rivet]

The more hours you have the bigger debuffs you got while playing as assistant

[misty forge]

Add back goose heaven... please...

[rose trench]

Me when I open a portal ontop of hos and force him to either become a goose or get effectively RR’d

[azure bough]

Were you the mf I ahelped and offered to remove the tider sickness from because you literally had half your health and movement speed

[loud abyss]

Skill based matchmaking

[strange kindle]

no

[cursive tapir]

Everytime lawbringer breaks a wall, the FBI OPEN UP! sound effect should play

[mint hornet]

Give onis a running charge because onis are the best species and everyone should be a max height max width oni

[cosmic rose]

Only if them getting hit in the legs trips them while they do it

[rose trench]

If you put a banana peel under them they get sent flying at Mach 10

[misty forge]

Resomi best species

[rose trench]

#1413311663007989761

[rose trench]

Add a katana that can deflect bullets but using it disables gu- oh right that’s just scarp

[lethal topaz]

make it anyway, more unneeded slop please!

[glacial bolt]

"meayt meay meat"
"meat ma(russian)"

it's just the feast layer from donkey kong bananza

now that i think on it, a food-based shaft miner location probably would go hard

[cursive tapir]

If you kill someone with the golden toolbox, they turn into a Golden Statue, and get RRed

[primal jolt]

scarp but you can also just drop the scarp and use guns anyways🥹

[loud abyss]

no its like the Dark Katana you cant get rid of it

[granite jewel]

ban people from ever posting bounties if they post stupid bait/meme threads in the category

[south sigil]

wizard can use wizcoins to recruit station assistants into assistant wizards.

[cursive tapir]

Breathing Lizard Plush. It’s the lizard plush but it makes breathing sounds and emits a faint glow…

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXvq3E5OQNF/?igsh=MWRuOTk0bjV6am0wYw==

[round pendant]

-# to add onto it, hitting it makes it weh, and if you hit it enough times tears will drip from it’s plushie eyes. and if you go the extra mile… it’ll change into a “dead weh plushie”, with a corpse-like sprite and mangled, bloodied chest

[rose trench]

idea: slimes can turn into a puddle of goop, taking off all their equipment but allowing them to move under airlocks and windoors

[granite jewel]

that's just geras form except it actually works as intended (originally it was supposed to let you pass through grilles), i still say slime people should be able to vent crawl with no items equipped (or do so in geras in form, also bring geras form back)

[strange kindle]

Grrrr

[dapper gate]

If you have more then 10 spectators circling you, youll get the message "GODS WILL BE WATCHING."

[south sigil]

30 LV cables, a small battery, and an igniter will make a stun whip, range of 3 tiles, breaks after 10 uses.

[hexed fox]

mf put this in good ideas

[primal jolt]

stun whip IS a good idea

[mint hornet]

add more fucking lockers for LL or make it not public anymore or even have crushers available in lathes with their upgrades theres only 4 selectors in LL and crushers cannot be made in the lathe or bought using points

[south sigil]

give mice a hand, but can only hold stuff that can fit in pockets.

[barren spear]

bring back ass day as ass hour:

ass hour is a round or two every 14th of the month of infinite admemes, if you dont want to deal with adminbus, you only need to wait for a round or two for it to end

[primal jolt]

Peak idea

[summer ivy]

Id lwk love to bring back a mini assday

[strange kindle]

PLEASEEEEEE

[granite jewel]

just bring it back in its entirety, it's literally one day out of the month

[summer ivy]

It used to tank server pop hard bro

[granite jewel]

yes, and it's one day

[primal jolt]

Maybe im just too newgen goob, but I have NEVER seen people vote "No" on a event

[summer ivy]

You will when its 3 shitty murderbone events in a row

[granite jewel]

my event antag will have an undroppable gibstick, be invincible and their only goal will be to kill everyone, also they can teleport, turn invisible and noclip

[warm sierra]

Yes, please. Let trialmins study prototyping by spawning fucking explosive cluwnes

[summer ivy]

Lmfao

[summer ivy]

Force slimes to wear gloves or else they lube everything they touch

[rose trench]

They glue everything they touch

[warm sierra]

I just want to see what they will do when they find out, that they can put any entity in shrapnel grenade particles.
My favourite - wehnade

[cosmic rose]

Wait YOU CAN DO THAT?

[warm sierra]

self spawn:on "GrenadeStinger" do "rename $ID \"wehnade\"" do "vvwrite /entity/$ID/ClusterGrenade/FillPrototype \"LizardPlushie\""
Smth like that. It will make stinger grenade shoot lizard plushies instead of stings

[cursive tapir]

Sneakers O Toole antag

Midround ghost role ontag.
Immortal and Pacified
Has special sneakers that grant 30% increased movement
Crew’s goal is to remove the antag’s sneakers
If crew succeeds, then Sneaker’s O Toole has a heart attack and dies.
If crew does not succeed in 10 minutes, then Sneaker’s O Toole has a heart attack, dies, and detonates a minibomb, destroying the special sneakers

[rose trench]

Detonate a macro bomb instead

[cursive tapir]

Blue Button Red Button

A polling booth vote with 2 buttons: Red and Blue.

If the majority votes for the red button, then everyone who voted for blue gets banned.

If the majority votes for the blue button, then nobody gets banned.

[rose trench]

Anyone who votes for red is on capsteins sides and anyone who votes blue is a liberal

[cursive tapir]

Mute Vox Option

An accessibility setting that allows players to mute the vox speech sounds. No more needless screeching.
Additionally, another setting just blocks all vox messages, silencing their words and sounds.

[rose trench]

This should mute what voxes say aswell, words from a vox are usually not important anyway

[cursive tapir]

we are the only two people in this thread

[rose trench]

[sullen kettle]

you forgot to add a consequence for pressing the red button vro

[cursive tapir]

The consequence for the red button, is that you throw the people who voted blue under the bus.

[sullen kettle]

But why the fuck would you press blue.Everybody will press red, it's a 100% survival rate, risky free. (You MIGHT die or you live) I know what i'm picking

[vocal ledge]

Random ingame event that's just red or blue buttons

[south sigil]

salvagers should be able to find pieces of the nuke code.

[south sigil]

make plasma cutters do like 25 burn, or like 10 burn/10 brute. So they're not useless.

[rose trench]

They aren’t useless

[lime aspen]

They are useless

[rose trench]

Their literally amazing for mining

[lethal topaz]

only thing you need is a pickaxe or diamond drill

[south sigil]

fortune 3 diamond drill is better for mining then anything else.

[lethal topaz]

plus plasma cutters got it in their description it's for killing

[strange kindle]

a way to fix abductees via surgery or maybe the sling anti mind control

[misty forge]

No

[warm sierra]

The advanced handy module

Researchable module for borgs. Just gives them 1 hand.

[primal jolt]

Medical borg beats me to death with a poly baton

[granite jewel]

Xenovacs should work on slime people with a visible doafter even without being emagged

[loud abyss]

thats what a REDDER might say

[jagged fossil]

hey i have some ideas to float:

nocturine sedation limit removal (normally it has to go over 8u, it uses 0.5 per second. This makes it physically impossible to lace a single food with it)
MORE CONTREVERSIAL/UNBALANCED numbing agent for syringe or hypo that prevents the warning pop up, has to be reapplied each injection

[misty forge]

Painkillers should stop you seeing your health

[rose trench]

They should give you the disability that stops it from changing

[misty forge]

You mean numb?

[loud abyss]

Isnt numb also just "health always shows as Good"

[rose trench]

Yeah, I meant it’s already implemented so just use that instead

[cosmic rose]

Only if painkillers let you push slightly further into crit

[cursive tapir]

Pineal Gland

An organ that most humanoid species have.
Allows for psychic abilities, given you already have psychic abilities.

Metabolizing too much Fluorine calcifies the gland.

When the gland is calcified, the humanoid can no longer access any psychic abilities

[rose trench]

Works at 0% capacity at the beginning of the round, grows in ability by 1% per 1 unit of fentynal

[granite jewel]

yowies becoming psychic abominations that can make people's heads explode every shift

[rose trench]

Human only trait

[loud abyss]

No they do that when they actually use normal chems

[warm sierra]

Dynamic uplink prices!

The more people buy the same item, the more it will cost in next rounds. Less people buy it, then more likely it will be discounted

[strange kindle]

capo prices up 6500% everytime kekikimori arrives

[granite jewel]

Syndicate Shrink Ray, 90TC item that shrinks a single target (or yourself). Give it an obvious sprite, interruptible doafter firing sequence, sound and slow-moving projectile. It has two modes: Permanent, and temporary. Temporary takes 50% charge, and permanent takes 100%. The ray cannot be recharged. Temporary lasts 5 minutes (or until the victim dies), permanent lasts forever (or until the victim dies). Upon being shrunk, your size, weight, blood volume and damage dealt are all reduced by 90%, while damage taken is increased by 90%. You also become a 1x2 item that can instantly be picked up with a left click (you can still struggle out). All of your items drop to the floor, you can only whisper, you can run under doors and mousetraps deal 100 blunt damage. Attempting to pick up an item tells you it's too big and deals blunt damage to you, if you alt+click to pick up a fullsize humanoid, a 2 minute doafter starts, and if it finishes the person you were picking up is placed on top of you and you are instantly gibbed (this has to be very intentionally done by both parties... Or on a corpse).

[warm sierra]

Thats genuinely the reason. I want to force syndies to be creative with their approaches. Not just vest-capo

[cursive tapir]

Syndicate Stink Ray: 20 TC
Blasts someone with a green ray.
That person is now stinky, with green stink lines and flies coming off them.
The way to remove this is to eat soap