#generally-off-topic
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We were in the sun from 830 am to 530 pm with a UV index of 11 and only 2 really shitty applications of sunscreen
So like it's not a surprise I burned
Val cosplaying a tomato to work
dms
Ok
Nah if I blister more than I had already I'm calling out so for real
I remember having a severe 2nd degree burn on my leg and my parents forced me to still go to my job interview even tho I could barely fit my jeans on over the swelling and the pressure from the jeans was like fire
Never again
Never again
If I blister I'm staying home
Imagine you have a giant open wound on your leg that's bandaged as best as can be and then someone tells to dress for ur interview and the only jeans u got are skinny jeans (and like the whole leg is totally burnt too)
🙂↕️
the answer is banana
oh oki...
rip
she needs a bath
what the frick
@prime marsh hey buddy
you need one too
hi...
no i dont
ippy
u didnt inv me to cobblemon
yeah you do buddy
ucas
Wrong place wrong time
Are you not in my mc discord?
Yeah
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH
he DC'd after he got badly damaged on his second stock
not even losing it
and now hes on my team 😭
we absolutely demolished the Artemis and Teros we were up against
I just realized he was somehow on last stock of that game 😭
I didnt get KO's even once
I was at 226 damage by the end of the match
I thought a weapon throw from above was gonna KO me
@keen timber 1022220695436017735 got hacked can you remove?
ty
@keen timber @tribal forge got hacked can u remove
see look at the gibberish hes saying
matching ur role color now
Ha ha ha
tiny kitty
we love girl with the dogs
we really do
off brand glock roach
why is this guy sprite on brawl for 24 hr
That’s not that much for sprite
Why the fuck is this chat so dead all the time
all the fun ppl got banned
Who
we moved to other servers
shittier server
only in the morning
why would they want to talk here
everyone's gone
idek why im still here
Smh
server been dead since pop left
pop left
my beloved twink
great news
ive been using the word to much today
I hate working late cause I can't do anything before my shift
i havent slept
@buoyant torrent
arcane effect
you wouldnt happen to be stuck in some sorta "waiting mode", would you?
ya im waiting for the shift
cant really do much beforehand
yea whenever i have a meeting, or anything I feel stuck in waiting mode. cant rly do anything, just stuck waiting
hi
howdy
Hi pirdino
What one small missinput can do
gulp
The dino
hello
hi ham
@median blaze
hi sam
hello
im doing better i was in the trenches and away from disc for a while but i am so back we are so back
he's onto something
idversa i was in canada all day yesterday they were all speaking french it was scaring me
omg bro french is so scary
ik
i actually started texting my irl in english
my french is so bad and they talk funny idk what they are saying
i took french for 6 years they make you take a lot of french here cuz there a big french speaking community
ohh
and idk shit
the nothern maine french community is dying its all old people now no young people speak french amhmore
come fix it
french boy
i just turned 20 it was so scary
Unc
we're so old
why am i older than all of you
Extra unc
im a 20 year old kid ong ❤️
we are so back chat
Glock is like 30
20 years young ❤️
yess
how old r u
life is rainbow and sunshine
21
unc
balright vro
glock is the oldest here
He's the oldest here
mf is 40
did u just turn 21 this year?
last year
surely ur not
shit what month u turning 22
chud language
june
Isn't Kira like 25
i turn 21 in 3 months
fuck im older
why am I the youngest here after zew
i remember the day
@harsh pewter LMAO bro
lil ass kid
that chel made the entire match unful i was lowkey targetting him
baby i think
Hi sammers
shes just goated idk what to say
I'm almost 20 bro
imagine being born after the ds 🥀 🥀 🥀
bro you queued gila again LMAOOO
I remember when spikey was in his freshman year
well if I make it that far
The good days
no shes ASS
When he was the worst at talking to females
im going to the gym im sorry but i can play when i get back
ill ping
I thought he was 2680 something
okok i dont know if i can later toay but we can play another time
okk
he wouldnt have the time to get 80 more elo
yooooo @harsh pewter hop on the league
Bane when does your semester end
league is for losers
oh
yeah rocket is chill
instead of losers, its chuds
just a hard game
wait your car is so tuff
I think brawl is worse honestly
hey im 2627
i love
Rocket League in 2026?
heh thanks
@urban mirage brother i just queued you
hop on
especially if you main seven ik
wanna play
hi
You main yumiko the game is a slopfest for you
was that tuff
what
i get the dex change is sad for seven but idk what that means 😭 😭 😭
yumiko...is slop?
]wait you're tuff
turn screen shake OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
very unnecessary yumi buff
game is a peakfest you mean
true we should change her dex to 3 and keep her other stats the same
hammwr never been so fun
i feel like such a fat chud bro i always ask people to get on the game and they're always at the gym
chop off her legs
one more genuinely complete ass emote and i can get this complete ass volkov skin
chills
remove both weapons for lance
do i even have time to get that skin
delete all lance legends
i can't tell
@snow summit thats what i like about you you dont do that to me
except vraxx u right
literally the name of my clan 😭
my clan was right there
2600
could be in mines
😭😭😭IM SORRY
🙁
Relatable
im playing dailies w lychee rn after that ill see what i can do
I LOVE RUPTURE 😃
why does it do that
ok
I did an emoticon
also i already spent the 20k gold no way im dropping it
Amd it turned into an emoji
get sword daired
atp just say no sammers you stupid fatass go exercise and get off rocket league biggie
Whre
lemme see
Hi sammers
haiii
I got a new phone
@proud dock Us?
how do i change my steam user
your profile weird btw
Chat, and its under emojis
hows his egirl mc skin going
OK lemme look
i forgot again
he's never getting it its over
dont tell him though
😭
bro turned 20 n forgor everyting
im actually so fake i made crayons a skin before idversa
no thats so real
wow
mmmm
u were 20 3 decades ago pal
nevermind you are worse to me
nuh
OK im never doing the devils lettuce again
i was 20 this decade 😎
you didnt even say happy birthday to me you hate me
drug, banned, reported, all for arcane
man FUCK arcane
holy shit
ykw im blocking hin
we sacrifice jaylen n crayons in the name of arcane
😭 😭 😭
arcane isn't God bro
i wanted to say sacrifice but 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
bro wym godly general chat rename
wow
worst decision that he ever made
i prefired it
Actually no
only decision*
goat
deleted the googleplay data linked to brawlhalla in a last ditch attempt to change the username and i open the game and it hasn't dont anything
i love googleplay and i love brawlhalla
shout out google play points
you cant change it by changing the Google play name?
My name is JaylenonAnroid forever?
i changed the name like 3 years ago and it hasn't changed since
Goodbye jaylen
i tried changing it again today and it still didn't change
and now it comes up with the players code of conduct bs every time i log in even though i accept it every time 😭
Me spamming the "excessive sig use" report knowing damn well its a performative feature
I still spam the crying emoji and laugh when i win
I might be 2 times more toxic than before the conduct code, they cant ban me because i used an emote and emoji i bought from their store
I blame Arcane
and now i cant relink it back to ubislop because the unknown error bullshit
we love bmg
ubislops
but bmg can't be bothered to tell them to fix it every time it breaks so they just leave it broken
and then i get sent death threats over it 😊
???
#help-booth moment when i tell people it's an unfixable issue
sounds like bh moment
its your bday?
ty bmg
i need aloe
possible skill issue
yo gurt
that was in response to someone else and they deleted their message
earth
hmm
FUCK you buddy
i have a complaint form for a reason, keep it civil
HSAHS
im fillinmg it out
sent
what the duck
gg I'm not reading it
READ IT
why you crying
why he so FAT
ducc try not to bring up his bmi challenge
hii
hru
im ok im ok how are you
i dont rlly wanna talk abt it
ty for asking tho
what?
it is but dont send that sticker and shi dude 😭 🙏🏻
what's wrong with it
i just dont like the sticker
@proud dock welcome
is that a threat?
It's a cat
flats or chicken breasts
hiii hiiii
al\
hiiiiiiiiiii
@proud dock welcome
you guys should join my guild its full of pros (like me) :)
@charred comet
bro bro bro
THEY LOCKED THE DOORS TO MY JOB AND WOULDNT LET ME IN
HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO GO TO FUCKING WORK IF THE DOORS ARE FUCKING LOCKED
Damn they banned you from rbh AND your job? Tough
L jaylen
Macce Donaldo :0
The McChat?
Sorry, Sorry.
that's a fire name lowkey
Name it that
no perms 
boosted ass valhallan
S32 they're ancient
That wasnt very nice
bnuy
me
ducc on da swing
like uru
Damn that’s crazy
Jajaje coco jambo, jajaje

@median blaze
@charred comet wana play rocket leag
Screenshotting randoms in unranked what the hell are we doing
💔💔💔
wtf i didnt know u were available
yall dont get my pings
ooos hi
i have to eat then can we play
i think its cuz i left my pc on
ok ill clean the kitchen and install
but im not there im like laying down
im watching a movie
so i didnt get it on my phon
yess we can in like 15 minutes
im probably gonna suck
maybe he didnt play so shitty whilst having the title
he wouldn’t get ss
bro WHOOOO am i playing rocket league with bro get in here right now whoever it is my epic is SAMMYCLAUS-_-
adding
Not me
Btw
But
I did download the game
That one day
When u asked
i know i invitedu twice
are you playing ranked?
Hi hollowmg
how on earth do you meta abuse in rocket league 😭
surely it's just the car hitboxes that are an issue
pro
surely there's nothing more
Its nothing that crazy
fennect technically have best hitbox
fennec is just octane right
when do I get more lemonade
i think yeah
fennec has octane hitbox
@proud dock
same
Refrain from existing
@lone grail r u here
im in the party
in the lobby
idk what happened
And now i have to get 2 of my ribs removed because of it
Bro what
Mhm im being serious
They might as well just remove all your bones as well
💀
How would removing ribs help w that does it allow room for blood flow or smth
right
Actually??
I got this life threatening blood clot because my 1st rib pinched my artery against my collarbone its called paget schroettter syndrome, otherwise known as effort thrombosis because it usually only happens in young healthy people who work hard physically
what
what if it goes wrong bro
Basically i almost died because i have too much of a life i guess bro
Im too healthy or some
1 lil shit and ggs ur fucking in coma or in the hospital
Physically
thats wild
yeah the thing is that would actually happen to me because im way too unlucky
But ye they gonna remove my rib where the blood clot happened and also the rib on the other side so it dont happen there either
Like bro fuck me i guess this world hates me
well atleast ur gonna be alive
y got this
so scary tho
gosh
man idk id just prefer dying instead of having billions of surgeries i guess
Does this mean i still have to play brawlhalla
im scared of death
nah u wont play it
Every normal being who has basic emotions is scared of death
how else will you go pro?
hm
🙁
Poison i got a new phone
S24 + right
S25 fe
Eh close enough i tried to remember
Only cost me $300
Oh wtf fire
I pay only 80 cad a month for this phone and the plan its a steal
Its so good
I upgraded from my iPhone 11 and I dont owe them anything for it
So now I have 4 phones
But I don't need 4 so I have to sell 1
oh shit
Ye
are u ok now
Stfu
No genetic history or anything btw according to the doctors im just mad unlucky
But ig now i can say i need to get my 1st 2 ribs removed because im too atheletic or something
i mean i hope it helps though it sucks you've been living with this for a while now
67
Doesn't have to deal with money hungry America
Almost a year vro 🥀
yea that relaly sucks
it’s a pro that u don’t have to pay
but
i’m assuming waitlist or whatever is longer
since it’s free
haiiii im ok hbu
Sure but Quakeroni gets my brawlhalla account
Can I have ur bank info
i’m okay
Im not dead yet vro 😭
i feel like a musty chud haven’t done much tdy
Damn
besides go to whole foods
Stupid ass crow
i wanna do nothing all day bro shit keep happening to me
Mb bro
thats fun hes good
no its smt else but its ok
it’s not fun when we spar
it’s funny but
it’s just funny
yea ive only beaten him a few times
shhh u made me spar sprite at 2am
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY TO WATCH
glock spar me
youve got me man
its okayt
dw
rn?
It's ok bbg
no i’m kidding
i just woke up 😢
glock what region are you
true
are you use
usw
i’m 12m away from home
It's 4pm bro
My mental is bad cuz i work 7 days a week and can genuinely only play at the crack of dawn or 1 am
EVEN WROSE
i spar gentle n bane
nah im good twin
lychee did Joe's server die
it’s funny but i’m just getting shit on
Bane is crazy
Bane is ridiculous at this game
they’re both crazy
they filtered my favorite subject
it gets worse so its ok
I haven't sparred gentle in a while
no
holy fuck what a cornball
Bane is senko copy paste with boots
was it Sylvia
gentle is dog ahhh????
should i relay the msg
💔
Wait ye gentle is like 1700
I honestly hate Joe
gentle is not goood
im not really enjoying anything
jaylen wanna spar
i think youre eu
right
or are u use
Not home yet and I have to finish my application for my new job
Us e
like younger spikey
bleh
how so?
Kind of ye
Oh @errant bobcat idk if its your birthday or not but happy birthday
ngl i see it
gentle said stfu the last time yall sparred me was months ago
Its super similar
end sentence
Thats what im saying
im up like 10 on him
moonie quote
not looking good for him
@zinc trench
I dont think i know spikey enough to understand this
LMFAO
moony a bitch
Gentle my goat
wow we do not call women bitches around here
He gas sandy is has to be goated
well i DO
that's messed up
mods ban this guy
Wdym
we were supposed to do the 3s tournament
🗣️
gentle with the 49 dmg carry
and SHE WENT OUTSIDE
the girl i was supposed to ask out
AND WE COULDNT PLAY
she said no
Why bro
not a clue
Meow
u word
Word
u know what word
What
I know the word
word
I mean, it happens bro I mean most important part is that you tried right? You would never havr known if you didnt
U goat
I'd be happier if I didn't
No, trust me, man, it's actually like build's character like you're fine. I mean, sure it happened this time. But next time, you know it might happen again, it might not. And if it does, you can just keep going. I mean, you got it bro I believe in you, you're a good person.
Used voice to type btw felt lazy
I swear im not this formal
well that makes me feel better
Dms
W new job
what u applying to now
Peer educator/orientation leader
elo inflation is insane
Getting carried by sammers i see
@charred comet are u coming back
charity
what rank are you
1800
wow
peak
chop chop
1v1 me
wow
Versa
Sammers676767 do you want a chicken sandwich
You do know there are more billionaires on earth than ssl players in rocket league right
sure
andd????
ok bro keep being racist 😭
Brawlhalla 😝
😭
ok you shouldnt talk
Also brawlhalla 😝
i hatye english people more
Poison do you read Spiderman?
are you canadian
No i dont sorry
I live here
darn it, do you at least know who Paul is?
But im not from here
sammers score while i save
Remind me
are you an englishman
is that not cold
Yes i was born i uk
uhh
real poison fans know
im on if u want to run it
havent played many games but for me its zelda botw
samantha
I can't say here cause the word might he filtered
also love nine sols
god this color is terrible
pretty valid choice imo
im sorry
You cant even take it off 😭
@kindred patrol can you do me a favor?
The greatest poison lore is that we were playing 2s at bcx 2019 and we beat boomie sandstorm and the second i took boomies last stock he grabbed on my thigh and called me a good girl
surely i can
Could be worse i could have been american
theres many and many games
Bots down
i could write a top 50 easily rn
a
hi tgrf
howdy
tg can you get this godawful role off
can you please equip the ascended role for me?
did this happen
Greatest poison lore of all time
my controller bugged nd i couldnt get down platforms, so my enjoyment got lower
still great game
Yes bro its poison lore
true
AlPoison popped off 2019
greenster
smurf
yeah thats annoying but its ur controllers fault
Whos the he? Poison or Boomie or sandstorm?
done
@proud dock
ive played many and many games
Ty
what elo do u think this smurf is
Poison
bluers
Poison grabbed my thigh
why is your name 67
do you also want your color changed
oh damn
yes
gulp
wait
He did this this is real poison lore
why does jaylen have ascended
Hes gonna try to deny but he did that
meow
I didn't know poison had motion like that
technically he would have perma
I might have archangel
Yep
I took the role off
Alpine is a goth latina girl irl btw
Cause it went over my boost
anyone with neph should have perma ascended
But I put it back on when I got my custom role
Alpine lore
200k messages
Hold on lemme grab some random goths insta account rq so i can larp
ggs
let's not do this today
W jaylenascended
Just check my followers
You will find quite the selection
And no i dont follow them back
chill out with the aura farming
nah I'm just not in the mood for the jokes
ok
Hello, my name is Jaylen, and this fine evening I am not in the mood for jokes. I'm very sorry, mikester.
why cant life be like this
life is like this jaylen
sunshine and rainbows
it is
Hello, my name is Poison_BH, and this is
. Evening I am not in the mood for 🇮🇱 . I'm very sorry, Alpine_BH.
it is until you are 5
what rank are you sammers
life's better when ur a kid lowkey
highkey
wanna run some cas
Idk not being able to drive wherever i want was pretty shitty
As a kid you have like a bubble you gotta stay in
driving isn't really a priority for me
bro I still have a bubble
I love driving i wouldn’t give it up for anything
I like my bubble
yeah
As a kid i was always trying to get out of my bubble
Always
Bro this weekend i was away at a hotel for work and after i went in hot tub i wrapped my swim shorts in a towel and the cleaning lady took it from my room, and the hotel swears they didnt find any swim shorts or take them and they cost me 100$ because i forgot mine at home and they only had high quality shorts at the store
Now im just fucking arguing with the hotel
Genuinely so pissed off
do you follow the law when driving? i feel like its always the drunk drivers who say this
I go over the speed limit frequently
They dont wanna refund me so i managed to get their managers info
i looooooove driving
Other than that im a law abiding citizen
Lowkey im karen maxing
No open bottles in my car ever
i usually go 10 over
bitchy
Bro some fatass cop pulled me over going 60 in a 40
I wanna go back to not having to worry about everything
unfortunate
deserved???
Like bro i got a donut in the trunk if you want it bruh
haha loser