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jaunty mulch
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lil meatball

terse basalt
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He's my pet Russian

unkempt sleet
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where tf is the art channel

grave barn
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I got news for you pal-

terse basalt
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You're talking in it

calm tapir
unkempt sleet
waxen relic
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Not the best, kinda rushed

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grave barn
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Still cute

calm tapir
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the scrunkly

grave barn
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Blorbo

calm tapir
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he is such a blorbo UGHHGH

unkempt sleet
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someone told me to make this

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terse basalt
void tusk
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Yeah!!

terse basalt
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Thinking about taking my scorpion out and setting him next to it

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maybe

void tusk
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You have a scorpion?? Even better

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Whas his name

terse basalt
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Mr. Daddy

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Don't ask why I named him that

grave barn
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Looks very cool

strange thicket
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spent less than a minute on this

calm tapir
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esoteric but good

terse basalt
strange thicket
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didnt know that

terse basalt
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I have 2

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This ones my male

strange thicket
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nice

terse basalt
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My female is a butt she doesn't like to come out

strange thicket
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pearsonally ive always wanted a corn snake

terse basalt
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I've got 4 snakes 💀

strange thicket
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wow got a venomus museum over there

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any spiders?

terse basalt
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Nah they're all pythons

strange thicket
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ah alr

terse basalt
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3 are ball pythons (2 are morphs) and a Burmese

strange thicket
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any spiders?

terse basalt
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Preserved one yeah

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lol

strange thicket
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lol

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💀 just found some sketchy website with BR for the web browser

void tusk
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:I

strange thicket
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lol

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WAIT A MINUTE

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terse basalt
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yo?

strange thicket
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1.5?

terse basalt
craggy eagle
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wat

lavish sundial
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Meet my new husband

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craggy eagle
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i am very interested

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re both v1.5 and husband

terse basalt
lavish sundial
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NAUURR

void tusk
strange thicket
lavish sundial
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You know what he’s OUR husband

craggy eagle
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dealer is now a nationalized resource

terse basalt
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Dealer get's all the women

strange thicket
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(and men)

terse basalt
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in the stripped club

craggy eagle
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what if i'm both and neither

terse basalt
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by jorking it

lavish sundial
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He’s got everyone

terse basalt
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haha my

strange thicket
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lol

terse basalt
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peantis

void tusk
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Don’t forget the enbies

terse basalt
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Dealer offers 2$ bills instead of 50$

strange thicket
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wait a min what gender is the dealer anyway?

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thanks automod

lavish sundial
craggy eagle
strange thicket
craggy eagle
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this means that he is gay for everyone

lavish sundial
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There’s only two genders: Dealer and God

void tusk
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The game description and plushie campaign both refer to him as male, but I mean he IS a floating ball with arms

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He can be whatever he wants to be

strange thicket
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the way this convo is going

terse basalt
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Go to general lol

craggy eagle
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dealer refuses to abide by bullshit rules like "you gotta be a man" and "stop violating the laws of physics with your regenerating gun!!!"

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this is general now

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we have occupied it

strange thicket
compact umbra
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Mr. gums
HEAVILY INSPIRED BY @terse basalt
Also the name Mr. "gums" came from @calm tapir

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calm tapir
broken vortex
compact umbra
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Did the replica of the shotgun from the official art

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molten lintel
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love it

grave barn
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Yummy drawing food I see

silent sluice
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I currently making a discord buckshot roulette bot

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Disables select menu and buttons after successful interactions. All player interactions are completed. Adrenaline was the hardest of them. Now I'm doing the dealer and he can smoke and take pills already. He don't take pills when he is on 1 charge too and can't heal over the round starting charges amount. Loading gun and table filling is also completed. Table and start charges are random. Dealing damage and saw dealing double damage works too. Need to add rest of the dealer and a send select menu if a dealercuffed.json file exists and delete it.

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Only perm that bot needs for that is send messages and create /commands.

static grove
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👏 👏 👏
so cool!!!!!

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i wanna playyy

silent sluice
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  • dealer had multiple steps and sends multiple messages on his turn. One reason is, that the player knows each turn of the dealer, but it may gets annoying, if this message pops up like 8 times.
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regal socket
silent sluice
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Ok

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I'll give an invite to my bot created comunity server.

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Pov, your bot creates a server and you activate comunity features
999IQ

static grove
silent sluice
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Idk if its normally even possible

calm tapir
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(Not mine just sharing)

static grove
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omg this is awesome

rancid jacinth
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I was giggling like spongebob while making this

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calm tapir
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He looks like a deep sea creature........

heavy bramble
silent sluice
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Bot server invite link will be posted soon as well.

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10 uses only though

open glacier
static grove
timid parrot
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Unhinged hot sauce Conan has entered the chat.

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timid parrot
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Don't be fooled by his pasty Irish exterior, he's here to win, and will cut you,

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waxen relic
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lol

timid parrot
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Don't sleep on his Hot Ones episode though, it's amazing.

open glacier
teal urchin
terse basalt
calm tapir
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Me today

static grove
jaunty mulch
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LOL @regal socket and I literally just said "oh wow the teeth look really good look at the depth to this one hahah":

static grove
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right!!

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good job ❤️

regal socket
terse basalt
silent sluice
fiery galleon
silent sluice
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The bot?

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I started it a bit ago

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Idk if I can send server invite link in any chats of this server, so I would send per dm, if requested

silent sluice
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Nice

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First preview of my buckshot roulette bot on my server.
Bot needs artwork though.

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static grove
silent sluice
shy slate
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Day 2 of adding the Dealer to my chemistry notebook

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high olive
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Uhh dealer sketch

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silent sluice
shy slate
silent sluice
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nice

high olive
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Listen when I draw on normal paper it just doesn’t work

shy slate
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Notebook paper just hits different, huh?

high olive
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I feel like I’d work better if I had a drawing tablet

shy slate
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I mostly just do physical art (much better than my Dealer doodles, haha) so pages are fine, tbh

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I do plan to make a decent Dealer sketch in a book some time

high olive
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I know but. If I had brushes… drawing scutes would be so much easier

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Yeah can you tell I was a dragon kid

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Made me fail Spanish three times but it was worth it

terse basalt
shy slate
high olive
shy slate
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I mostly just make video game sketches

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But don't really have much time these days, tbh

high olive
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Yeah you can see it in the brows. sigh

shy slate
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I doubt I could post like non Buckshot related art here

terse basalt
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I don’t think so

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Otherwise I prob would’ve flooded the chat with my other works

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I would love to show off my painting of the Mona Lisa with Peter Griffins face slapped on it

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The Monah Petah

shy slate
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Hahaha, that would be hilarious

terse basalt
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I gave it to my father for Father’s day lmao

open glacier
terse basalt
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they’re both heart chocolates

high olive
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A little self indulgent OC x canon thing. It started as a joke but. I’m just missing a name.

Someone stop me before I make a dadler au or something

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Need somebody to stop me. Or enable me. Wherever this goes

grave barn
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AWWWWW

high olive
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What do I do with it….

grave barn
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I'm the devil on your shoulder

high olive
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What do you have to say devil

grave barn
high olive
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Do what….

grave barn
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I'm enabling you for the au, do ti

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it*

high olive
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You try to touch the baby and he barrels at you

still venture
grave barn
high olive
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What did dadler do to you.

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He’s already got the dad bod. Father figure

grave barn
dry falcon
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is this a channel for like, concepts

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im a bit slow

high olive
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These are concepts

terse basalt
high olive
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Baby dealor

dry falcon
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do i have to make illustrations or can i just say it

high olive
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Either I guess

dry falcon
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k

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if they add more modes there should be a coin flip mode, you grab a coin wrap whatever its called in the bathroom and instead of going back and forth, you have to play heads or tails to see who shoots

terse basalt
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Possible what that coin is used for

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Lucky lil’ shit

dry falcon
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there could also be a hard mode that doesnt give you or the opponent magnifying glasses or phones, and whenever it shows the number of bullets and how many blanks/lives there are, its just black splotches with question marks

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truly random

still venture
fiery galleon
terse basalt
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What the fuck I’m just realizing that detail

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Mikes a genius

fiery galleon
# still venture

10/10 application of good original art to a vintage meme template Dealercursedokay

grave barn
still venture
grave barn
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Gave me a very good laugh thank you lmao

still venture
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you're welcome, comrade Dealercursedokay

grave barn
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As long as i don't make anyone uncomfy Dealerbytonytheclock987

still venture
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Can you? 👀

grave barn
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IDK NGJFDSL

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I am not the best with social situations and stuff so I hope I never make anyone uncomfortable hgjfsdk let me know (kindly) if I ever do please cause it never is on purpose if that happens haha Dealercursedokay

still venture
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okay

grave barn
still venture
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ok then

loud turtle
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Very self indulgent SCP BR au where Clef is the Dealer
Its called Unsecured Roulette and Clefs name in this is Bass

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dry falcon
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A stack of cards, like a more extreme inverter

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When you shuffle them, the rounds in the gun are completely changed, every single one

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So if you have 1 live and 4 blanks, it can change the order and make it 3 lives and 2 blanks

deft granite
dry falcon
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I think I wasn’t clear enough, my brain is out of juice today

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I only picked a stack of cards because you shuffle them, and it shuffles all of the bullets around

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Like a parallel

deft granite
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yeah,i rlly like the idea ngl

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I think it could be a choice or something if its just all blanks or all lives

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where the dealer just violently unloads all the bullets into the nearby wall and puts in new one

dry falcon
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I had another one I wasn’t very proud of that’s a med kit with bandages, if you use it it has a 30% chance to completely negate the next time you get shot, but falls off after 3 turns

deft granite
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it seems alright

dry falcon
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Actually

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15%

deft granite
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i like how this game makes you feel smart

dry falcon
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Added it up

deft granite
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its good

dry falcon
deft granite
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ty

dry falcon
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I didn’t directly play it because I don’t feel like spending 2$ yet so I told my friend to stream it and do what I said to do in it lmao

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And I pulled an insane 180 table spin

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Shot myself, blank, it was a 2 live 2 blank, I used adrenaline and took his mag glass, used the handcuffs, saw, shot him, and then shot him again with a pure guess

deft granite
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i played it and it was honestly super fun,i beat it first try due to me watching 50000 vids on it and i beat double or nothing 2nd try

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it feels awesome when you turn the tables right around and just bully him with insane combos

dry falcon
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Yeah

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Also I think it’d be cool if instead of just looking kinda grumpy after he’s first hit, he could have a really demented smile like the steam promo art with the middle of his face blown open, but not too graphic

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It hammers in the description pretty much calling him an absolute menace

deft granite
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yeah,i think its to show his humble and almost fed up look

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i think it would be hillarous if the demon turned out to just be a humble guy who doesnt really worry about death

dry falcon
deft granite
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yeah

dry falcon
deft granite
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true

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i think they should go for a humble but intelligent looking manner

dry falcon
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I like that trope of creepy asf character just being some dudes

deft granite
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yeah

dry falcon
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I could try to make a visual of what I’m tryna do but I’m kinda bad at drawing the dealer because I keep making his head too person-shaped or get the face proportions wrong

deft granite
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to sement the feeling of "oh shit this guys smart,im probably about to get my ass beat"

dry falcon
deft granite
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yeah

dry falcon
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“Damn, I’m cooked”

deft granite
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to show he slowly realizes that your good at the game

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maybe if he doesnt get a single turn during a round he will almost lunge at you but stop himself

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to show that he has standards and he wont cheat

dry falcon
deft granite
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yeah

dry falcon
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Also about the cheating thing

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People keep going like “ugh but it says he’s a crooked man but he still plays fair”

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It means MORALLY

deft granite
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yeah

dry falcon
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I haven’t had a game make my brain go on and on about what ifs and suggestions in a while

deft granite
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indeed

dry falcon
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I think it’s because there isn’t that much right now and there’s a lot of potential still yet to be pushed out

deft granite
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i think his character should show not a blood thirsty monster,but a fair player who is humble and has expirience that just happens to be a demon

dry falcon
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He looks a little silly

deft granite
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yeah

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do u think a sequel of sort will be added with a new dealer

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maybe some average cocky person who turns out to be a humanoid skin walker

dry falcon
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I think it’d be really hard to make new dealers and new characters, maybe he’s like a paranormal demon that makes itself hurt to make it fair

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He never really gets wounded or dies

deft granite
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yeah

dry falcon
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Yknow what I mean

deft granite
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true

dry falcon
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Also, cigarette guy, I got an idea for him that could also establish some other aspects that’d be interesting to see

deft granite
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maybe a paralysis demon who like to take more chances and usually gets tools that are perfect for it

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the bullets should just fade through him but he would just manually take a charge off the counter to make it fair

dry falcon
deft granite
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once its over he will stop haunting and give you some money

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probably more money then dealer since his ai is a bit more twisty and stuff

dry falcon
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I think the cigarette guy should stay during the double or nothing mode and you can buy items from him to get a head start with the money you got from the normal mode

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Like you keep losing it due to gambling so you’re always coming back

deft granite
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yeah

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with his headstart you can now always combo the dealer!!!

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lol

dry falcon
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I think normal mode might be a little easy now, maybe since he cuts off the defibrillators and blood packs in the third round, you have to start from the beginning when you die in it instead of just coming back and being like “awww, anyways…”

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For the first 2 rounds he leaves you with a charge, but he cuts them off at the end, so it doesn’t make that much sense that you still come back with your progress saved

deft granite
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yeah

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ima watch some stuff and then head out

storm fiber
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some thoughts about what dealers form could be but to me they are all true schroedinger style

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scenic grail
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Seems like cleverly edited images, but yo be more sure ask u/Queenofrandomcat that made the post.

Seemed kinda funny your life relied on Uno.

gilded snow
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2nd image is dealer smoking

scenic grail
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(Not me)

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(They're all dummies, it's all for show, don't do anything stupid)

teal urchin
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Some of these controllers supported is getting wild

light sorrel
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How come when other people draw the dealer it's spooky scary but when I draw the dealer he's just a lil guy

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I guess I don't know how to send images on desktop so just imagine

next sparrow
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Someone give this guy a pacifier

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calm tapir
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his stumpy elgs

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leggy

calm tapir
next sparrow
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TrueDealerbytonytheclock987

light sorrel
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I told you!

fiery galleon
# light sorrel

If you're on Windows, click the plus sign to the left of where you type in messages in Discord

light sorrel
fiery galleon
grave barn
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Gotta love all of these

high olive
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Gonna draw my Dealer doing this /j

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light sorrel
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Getting closer

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grave barn
grave barn
high olive
grave barn
compact umbra
dry falcon
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A pepper spray item that prevents you or the dealer from seeing/using items properly

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You literally can’t see where they are

high olive
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Item that lets you uhhhh make the Dealer wear a hat

magic lion
grave barn
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HXJFKBGCK

high olive
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If the Dealer went into the sunlight do you think he’d combust

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Or turn into dust

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Use the magnifying glass and burn his forehead like woody in Toy Story

pure flicker
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old buckshot edit shitpost i made, its got flashing lights and bright images so b aware

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surprisingly helped me learn a lot of new things about capcut when i made it lol

fiery galleon
light sorrel
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What should the background be?

pure flicker
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oh hell yeah thats awesome

fiery galleon
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Would the railing (after you kick open the door) fit? Bonus if the defib guy appears as a tiny silhouette near the horizon

light sorrel
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ooo maybe

scenic grail
dry falcon
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I wonder what other players would look like in pvp

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I’m thinking they’ll use the same model as cigar guy

fiery galleon
dry falcon
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At least to me they’re practically the same

high olive
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The Dealer is so stupid looking

compact umbra
calm tapir
grave barn
high olive
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Someone should give the Dealer human eyes. Just for fun.

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❤️

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Anyways I’m drawing pregnant Dealer because a friend called me no balls

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The last straw

dry falcon
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As in

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Not a potato

terse basalt
calm tapir
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........who's the daddy.

light sorrel
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got angry with the background but done!

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calm tapir
molten lintel
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Very nice

light sorrel
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Yayy thank you!

high olive
calm tapir
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he told me he was on birth control so now I think he was lying 😦

terse basalt
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I’m the fetus

high olive
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Down the toilet with you ❤️

terse basalt
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No daddy please don’t kill me

high olive
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Getting rid of my mistakes before I have to pay for college

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Next up Dealer having labor pains /j

calm tapir
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its 3 little shotgun shells

terse basalt
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New item leak in buckshot: x-ray

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See how many shells dealer ate

calm tapir
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honestly when he uses certain items there is a DISTINCT crunching noise like someone biting into a chip

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it always makes me think he bit something

high olive
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His teeth falling out

fiery galleon
calm tapir
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SHUT UUUUP AHAHAHAHA

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KLJFDKF

high olive
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He names his newborn after a shotgun or something

terse basalt
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Digita

high olive
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He has triplets and they’re Digita Orkava and the cigarettes

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Triplets born the throne awaits

terse basalt
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Stop making me imagine pregnant Dealer with 3 triplets istg

calm tapir
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no.

terse basalt
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This is why Mike is rarely online because you keep scaring him

calm tapir
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IM NOT THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP!!!!

terse basalt
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All of us ngl

calm tapir
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maybe..

terse basalt
calm tapir
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FDSAGASRFSDJIHFSDFUH

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NOOOOOO

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STAWP

terse basalt
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I feel like we’re the main reason why buckshots update was secretly delayed because of the mental trauma that was inflicted on Mike because of this discord server

still venture
terse basalt
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Felix takes part of this too

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calm tapir
terse basalt
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Nah brother this is the discord exclusive typa stuff

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Twitter ain’t got these 🔥

calm tapir
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this is a sfw discord...................................................................................

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anyways.

terse basalt
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oh the nsfw

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yeah anyways

high olive
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Someone give the dealer human eyes

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And teeth

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And witch fingers

unkempt sleet
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why

high olive
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Why shouldn’t we

unkempt sleet
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idk

still venture
calm tapir
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hi

still venture
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hello there

calm tapir
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🙂

still venture
grave barn
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Buddy blaming the full responsibility there when he had a part of it as well smh-

high olive
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Oh I drew him pregnant btw. Just saying. Finished the drawing

grave barn
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Share with the class

high olive
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What does everyone else say to that. Just making sure we’re all comfy here

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❤️

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Just in case anyone here is violently afraid of (m)preg.

loud turtle
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Id say share with a spoiler just in case because now Im morbidly curious

grave barn
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Ye with a spoiler would be good

high olive
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Mkay

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Giggles.

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Wait til I get my hands on a drawing tablet and I can draw digitally

loud turtle
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The linework is really nice on that

high olive
loud turtle
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That just adds character tbh

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If you wanna be able to erase lines, do a very light sketch first then go over it

high olive
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The problem is I’m blind as shit and I won’t see them if I do it too lightly 💀

loud turtle
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Ahhh thats fair

high olive
# high olive

Fuck sake. I gave him the linea nigra and everything what was I doing

loud turtle
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Pffft

high olive
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The Dealer probably realistically couldn’t get pregnant considering all the drinking and smoking he does

loud turtle
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Yeah probably not lmao

terse basalt
high olive
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Ignoring my glorious actual pregnant dealer I see

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💔

terse basalt
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WJAT

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WHAT

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SAVED

steel crest
terse basalt
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hes got man boobies

high olive
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Tru

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I think I got the details good

magic lion
terse basalt
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pregnant Dealer

high olive
magic lion
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HE DOESNT HAVE ARMS

high olive
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You can ask why god let this happen but canonically god is dead in buckshot roulette

terse basalt
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it's certainty a drawing alight

high olive
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HIS ARMS ARE THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE

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YEAH HE DOESNT HAVE HUGE BOOBS EITHER

magic lion
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YES BECAUSE IVE SEEN TOO MANY DRAWINGS OF THIS CANONICALLY ARMLESS CHARACTER WITH FUCKING ARMS

young dove
terse basalt
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I noticed the sleepy face before the man booba

high olive
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clearly you don’t have your priorities straight

terse basalt
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We draw Dealer in many ways

magic lion
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erase the arms

high olive
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No.

terse basalt
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His arms are fine

magic lion
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HE DOESNT HAVE ARMS

terse basalt
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This auto mod bot is killing me

magic lion
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE GAME

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HE DOESNT

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HAVE

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ARMS

terse basalt
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have you seen the plushie

magic lion
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No

loud turtle
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ITS CALLED ARTISTIC LICENSE

young dove
# high olive

I really do not mean this in bad way but he looks like a rejected kaiju lol

high olive
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WHY ARE YOU FIXATED ON THE ARMS. HE DOESNT HAVE A HUGE PREGNANT BELLY EITHER BUT YOU WONT SAY SHIT ABOUT THAT

young dove
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I like the almost reptile look of how you did his face though

terse basalt
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I've drawn Dealer in a tux and he has arms, legs, body n' everything

young dove
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I think it’s neat

magic lion
loud turtle
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A dinosaur with five tails would be AWESOME i dunno what your on about

magic lion
magic lion
terse basalt
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Dealer's body will be imagined however we want

high olive
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KEEP WHINING AND ILL GIVE HIM A BUTTHOLE 👹👹👹👹👹👹

magic lion
terse basalt
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LOL

trail glen
magic lion
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PLAY THE GAME

narrow geode
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Y’all are off the damn rails

magic lion
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HE’S GOT A HEAD AND 2 HANDS

loud turtle
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Yeah and? If someone wants to draw a dinosaur with five tails let em
Its called ✨ CREATIVITY ✨ for a reason

narrow geode
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holy shit lmao

magic lion
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NO FUCKING ARMS

narrow geode
#

WHO CARES

high olive
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Don’t let this man watch Godzilla

terse basalt
#

clearly

young dove
magic lion
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HE’S A FUCKING DEMON HE DOESNT HAVE ARMS

loud turtle
#

Baulvicork was doin this bs in another server Im in, just ignore him 💀

terse basalt
high olive
#

I know. But this is for comedic effect

magic lion
young dove
magic lion
high olive
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BRO

young dove
terse basalt
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bruh

magic lion
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So I can imagine he doesnt have them in this one

high olive
loud turtle
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IF I WANNA GIVE THE DEALER ARMS ILL DAMN WELL DO SO
IN FACT ILL GIVE HIM FOUR ARMS JUST TO SPITE YOU

magic lion
#

HE DOESNT HAVE ARMS

terse basalt
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There's nothing wrong with giving him arms.. or any body

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It's just artist creativity

young dove
#

To each his own with that really

trail glen
terse basalt
#

W bot

loud turtle
high olive
#

I’ll give him a prolapse out of pure hatred. You’ve invoked my ire now.

magic lion
terse basalt
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Nice going you made the Buckshot roulette artist mad

magic lion
terse basalt
#

Now they're gonna draw Dealer with 18 limbs and a single arm with 100 cigs in his mouth

grave barn
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Buddy hasn't heard of artist renditions or fanons or headcanons. Don't impose things on artists, you're making yourself look bad-

loud turtle
loud turtle
magic lion
young dove
high olive
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Baulv if you keep this I’m gonna draw him with a big ol red prolapse

narrow geode
# young dove I never really pictured the dealer in this nice fancy suit but more in like a de...

I give him a very mid tweed suit with under a big ol trench coat. Overall disheveled appearance. I try to capture that “shady businessman in an alley” look while still making him look somewhat presentable. Ruthless but still here to make a deal with you, y’know? Fair but mad. Demeanor is level-headed, yet his actions are crazy. Hitman type of feel, but even more underground and a lot less personal.
I like this thought process, too, tho

trail glen
#

So wait
when we give someone big boobs nobody bats an eye

But when dealer gets arms it's the end of the world

terse basalt
#

Ya'll should've seen my orginal sketches of Dealer's full body

high olive
#

Now you’ve invoked my wrath

magic lion
terse basalt
magic lion
grave barn
young dove
grave barn
#

I look away to go grab a snack and come back to chaos, man

young dove
#

And like I said to each his own with the dealer or really anything

magic lion
young dove
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I’m not one to tell someone how to draw that’s fucked up

high olive
#

It means his butthole is inside out. For fun and out of spite

terse basalt
#

Diiler has legs

magic lion
grave barn
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Cry me a fucking river buddy, don't tell artists how to draw. Draw it yourself if you ain't happy

young dove
#

@narrow geode also I’ve seen you from Talia’s server

narrow geode
#

Yes I’ve seen you too 👁️

terse basalt
#

W bot

high olive
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Yeah the Dealer has little stilt legs like Darkrai

terse basalt
young dove
narrow geode
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I am definitely gonna wait to post any art until chat calms down tho 💀

young dove
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Lol same

trail glen
high olive
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(Don’t worry chat this is for comedic effect)

terse basalt
#

it's for the shits and giggles

trail glen
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Good thing I can't draw

edgy cypress
terse basalt
#

Twitter moment

narrow geode
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womp womp

high olive
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HE HAS HUGE BULGING MUSCLES AND VEINS ON HIS BIG ARMS

terse basalt
#

this is true

narrow geode
terse basalt
#

Mike told me it's canon

high olive
#

THE ARMS THAT HE HAS

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ON HIS BODY

terse basalt
#

Is this guy finally silent now

grave barn
#

He went in my dms but I haven't heard more than "wait a sec"

high olive
#

sigh. It was just getting good. God forbid I wanna be entertaining

terse basalt
grave barn
#

imma turn off the "anyone from a server can message you" thing rq

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YEAH

terse basalt
#

Bud dmed me he got timed out by the bot I think lol

high olive
narrow geode
#

LMAOOOOO

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BAHAHAHAHJSBRGJHSBRGJB

grave barn
#

Oh no ghdjfsk

narrow geode
#

RIP BOZO NAURRR

terse basalt
grave barn
#

He dmed me the same

terse basalt
#

Bot actually helping out for once

edgy cypress
#

get fucking L'ed dude

high olive
#

He’s funny tho. Listen we make a good comedic pair. Yea

grave barn
narrow geode
#

I think he was just messing around, really

terse basalt
#

Now we should post all the Dealer fanart in anyway we want to now

high olive
#

Should I post pregnant Dealer again for old times sake

narrow geode
#

no

high olive
#

J

grave barn
#

Anyway, Dealer with arms and scars because I'm an artist and my Dealer is a creature that does whatever he wants

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terse basalt
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hehe

high olive
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I wanna make him eat rocks ❤️

grave barn
#

the rocks will lose

narrow geode
#

I actually really like how many different interpretations there are of his personality

trail glen
#

But what if we're all wrong and the dealer just has a long ass neck and arms that we can't see bc of darkness (excuse my horrible drawing)

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grave barn
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Now you get me

high olive
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Oh yeah like a giraffe situation

narrow geode
#

.. 💀

grave barn
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Hides in the shadows cause he's made of shadows

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At least that's how I imagine. He can just make a body appear if needs be

high olive
#

Those aren’t shadows actually that’s his huge body

narrow geode
#

He doesn’t cause floating hands reach across the entire ping pong table

edgy cypress
terse basalt
#

Here’s my Dealer!!!!!!

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high olive
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He has eight arms actually.

edgy cypress
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and can make his hands pop off

narrow geode
#

AW

grave barn
narrow geode
#

wait should I post my new shit???

grave barn
#

Go ahead!

terse basalt
#

yas

high olive
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I’ve been working on it .

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trail glen
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There's also the creaking sound and the glowing eyes which would be implying hat dealer having some augmentations (ok this is actually a dogshit idea that I had at 1:30 am pls don't kill me)

terse basalt
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lol

high olive
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His eyes glow like cat eyes in the dark

grave barn
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All hcs are welcomed

narrow geode
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Alternate outfit [for my version] inspired by the plushie

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grave barn
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🛐

high olive
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What she said. On my knees

narrow geode
#

there’s more

trail glen
terse basalt
#

hell yeah

narrow geode
#

And some ideas animation junk (no ammo thingies on the third cause I had a hard time seeing what I was drawing lol sorry)

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trail glen
grave barn
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Man I should draw the monstery side of my Dealer but.. brain is dead jkgd (and requests are not getting done either waaah)

grave barn
terse basalt
#

I love monsterous Diiler

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Need more art of that

narrow geode
#

this more accurately depicts how I think he moves, particularly how I imagine his disembodied hands, feet, and head move in relation to his “body” (I haven’t decided if it’s just some unknown emptiness that somehow fills the space or smth like that yet)

#

ty all fr tho 🙏

edgy cypress
#

hes a big tentacle creature

terse basalt
#

He’s silly

fiery galleon
narrow geode
#

my dumbass actually checked to see if that was a role in this server

terse basalt
#

lol

trail glen
terse basalt
grave barn
#

eyyy 🤝

trail glen
#

And with that I think I need some slumber, gn all, take care :3

grave barn
#

Night!

terse basalt
#

This is kinda old but the concept is that Dealers body is like that of a phantom. Inside is veins/his organs probably

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loud turtle
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Oooooo thats rlly cool

grave barn
#

Love that

terse basalt
#

I had some more drawings somewhere hunghahxinsjd

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I think I deleted them

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Search history time

grave barn
#

making me want to open sai at midnight raaaaaaaaaah

loud turtle
#

Who wants to see my drawings for my Scp Br au (Ive shown 2 of the drawings before but theres another now + I editted them slightly)

young dove
high olive
young dove
grave barn
#

NO

high olive
#

Dealer under the cloak

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grave barn
#

GHSDLFJHDGF WHAT IS THAT

terse basalt
#

Ok well I only found my extremely rough sketches of the concept

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grave barn
#

The last one ghjdsk I love it

young dove
#

You’re honor it was for the funny!

loud turtle
#

Dr. Alto Clef is the dealer in this, his name is Bass in the au (which Ive dubbed Unsecured Roulette)

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high olive
#

He hops on his one leg

odd current
#

Like a genie of the lamp

high olive
odd current
#

I want to polish his head like a crystal ball

young dove
#

Blowing my skull up

high olive
#

He uses it like a spring

#

Push it down and pops back up

loud turtle
#

Unicycle? More like unileg

young dove
#

You can crank his hand like a lever to change his height

loud turtle
#

LMAO

high olive
#

At the nightclub- where the high rollers at?

young dove
#

SHUT UP

grave barn
high olive
#

Thank you I know I’m a riot /s

young dove
#

Freakshot Roulette

grave barn
#

finally my type of russian roulette

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i'm joking

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I'M JOKING

loud turtle
high olive
#

Pump action d-

loud turtle
#

NAHHHH

young dove
#

“Buckshots” be looking wild

high olive
#

Instead of being blasted by a bullet it’s. Its. Its.

young dove
#

Go on

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Say it

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Be a man

loud turtle
high olive
#

Magic man milk

young dove
loud turtle
#

ALSJKSKSK

grave barn
#

BVCHKFDGS

young dove
#

MAGIC MILK GOES CRAZY

high olive
young dove
#

Petition to make a regular art channel

#

WHY THE FUCK IS RIVER MONSTERS PLAYING ON THE TV AT WORK?

high olive
#

Special channel for the freaks maybe

loud turtle
young dove
high olive
#

Fym bad idea

young dove
#

You guys are a little too freaky for my liking

high olive
#

If anything it’ll be good for us and the safety of others 👍

loud turtle
#

I mean as long as the server mods chill with it Id be down for that

high olive
#

If two freaks meet each other they make a small black hole

loud turtle
#

8⁰]

young dove
#

Genuinely a singularity will be created

high olive
#

Haha. Uh. Erm more like red hole /j

loud turtle
#

HELP

young dove
high olive
#

Whooooops. My finger slipped

young dove
#

Welp I’m going to start my shift at work now

#

Goodbye

high olive
#

Work? Ummm booo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

young dove
#

“Kissing the Dealer” nice status

high olive
#

You wish that was you huh

loud turtle
young dove
#

Does it know how to make a grilled cheese?

loud turtle
#

Yes

young dove
#

Ok

grave barn
high olive
#

Does it fat

loud turtle
loud turtle
high olive
#

Ooh. Fat squared

fiery galleon
loud turtle
loud turtle
calm tapir
#

Huh what

high olive
#

Can it reproduce :j

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We need to make sure it doesn’t spread

loud turtle
#

That thang is an intersex transman

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So do with that info what you will SLKSK

high olive
#

Burning down his egg jellies

grave barn
high olive
#

It eating them

loud turtle
#

EGG JELLIES???

calm tapir
high olive
#

Yeah clearly hes the bee queen or whatever of his species /j

fiery galleon
loud turtle
fiery galleon
still venture
high olive
#

No I was into SCP. I was a very autistic teen

calm tapir
#

Also to the person hollering about dealer not having arms...how do u know he can't change forms ???

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No creativity in that noggin

loud turtle
calm tapir
#

SCP is okay, I liked it befoee it got popular and annoying ass fandom appeared

loud turtle
high olive
#

I wanted to bone the Mr. Fish. 527 I think

loud turtle
#

THATS REAL TBH

calm tapir
#

I'm a 035 believer

grave barn
#

I got too many,,

high olive
#

Listen sometimes I like a painfully average man.

fiery galleon
high olive
#

Like damn bbg gimme that glub glub

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Oops

loud turtle
grave barn
#

some people forget that "having fun" is part of fandoms and jsut life lmao

calm tapir
loud turtle
# loud turtle Exactly

And thats what I like about SCP, because aside from some common traits, theres like no one set official design for any of the personnel so you can kinda just go wild and silly w it

high olive
#

The problem is how do you kiss a guy with a fish head

calm tapir
#

On the lips

loud turtle
#

And theres so many diff canons on site and diff interpretations that technically its shrodingers canon, nothing or everything is canon until said or seen otherwise in the eyes of the reader

loud turtle
grave barn
#

Monster lovers always find a way

calm tapir
#

:3

high olive
#

Anyways. Mrs Sweet transwoman

loud turtle
#

Absolutely

high olive
#

Little misters and one miss

loud turtle
#

EXACTLYYYY

high olive
#

If you put them all in one room it causes like a singularity

loud turtle
#

Wondertainment just fuckin ceases to exist if they ever all get in the same room at one time
Reality shift event

high olive
#

They fuse into one horrid abomination

fiery galleon
#

Tbf Mike could knock everyone for a loop if in v1.3 the Dealer suddenly looked like a facetuned hybrid of Handsome Squidward on the body of a tumblr fanart manwaif
Then the true batfle of intrinsic canon coming up against outside canon begins Dealerbytonytheclock987

high olive
#

He should give that one guy an aneurysm and give him arms cuz fuck you

calm tapir
loud turtle
calm tapir
#

Don't put the curse on me Ricky bobby

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My man is BIG

high olive
#

That boy ain’t right

calm tapir
#

Kms fr

high olive
#

He gets voice acting and it’s Keith David /j

calm tapir
#

Keith David is based tho

high olive
#

Seth Rogen

calm tapir
#

Considering Mike is Estonian he probably imagines the Dealer talking in that language himself lol.

grave barn
calm tapir
#

So, he'd have that weird Nordic accent

loud turtle
#

Nono, if Mike wants to throw us for a loop hell make Dealer british
Benidict Cumberbatch

calm tapir
#

EEWWWW

high olive
#

EW

calm tapir
#

😭

loud turtle
#

LMAO

calm tapir
#

BR*TISH

high olive
#

killing him like “This is for Ireland”

loud turtle
#

BAHAHAHAHA

#

Anyways
Personal Dealer voiceclaim headcanon is The Mind Electric by Chonny Jash

calm tapir
#

For me it's Leonard Cohen if he were Estonian 😂

high olive
#

Mike Erhmantraut /j

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“Put the gun away, player”
“I am the one who shoots” Kills himself

calm tapir
#

Me

high olive
#

Kid named Dealer

loud turtle
#

Dealer named Kid

high olive
#

Finger painted Dealer

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Finger Dealer

loud turtle
#

Holding myself back from making a rancid joke rn

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NVM YOU SAID IT FOR ME

high olive
#

Aren’t I a stinker. Walks off the stage

loud turtle
#

Hooks you back onto stage

#

Dance funnyman

high olive
#

Do you think it pisses. I mean where does the beer go

nova orbit
#

hey guys I guess that's it

craggy eagle
#

brain

grave barn
#

I WAS TRYING TO FUCKING DRINK MOONAMITE

craggy eagle
loud turtle
high olive
#

Giggles

nova orbit
high olive
#

So no brain?

#

Who’s getting the best brain

calm tapir
loud turtle
#

Sorry the demons

calm tapir
#

😭

terse basalt
loud turtle
#

Dare I ask

high olive
#

Next up is Dealer in labor /j

calm tapir
calm tapir
terse basalt
#

Nuh

high olive
#

Don’t encourage me.

calm tapir
#

Encourages

loud turtle
#

Do it

grave barn
#

I'm pretty sure if you know where to look on the internet and you create something that grows a fandom, you're aware of the sins and seen the most vile shit

warm bronze
terse basalt
#

I made a Dealer x Springtrap shitpost art

calm tapir
#

SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING

high olive
#

PLEASE

terse basalt
#

Before

craggy eagle
#

dealer gives birth to sonic the hedgehog

nova orbit
calm tapir
grave barn
#

innocently sips tea

high olive
loud turtle
#

ALSHSKJAKAK

grave barn
calm tapir
#

I would like there to be a massive insane amount

high olive
#

True

calm tapir
#

I am contributing.

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I'm doing MY PART.

terse basalt
#

Ofc I deleted my springtrap Dealer fanart I can’t find it

#

I burned that fucking piece of art

high olive
#

Dealer goatse /j

calm tapir
#

Aqw

#

Nooo

calm tapir
#

I won't post it here but I WOULD do it

grave barn
terse basalt
#

Guys I found it

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grave barn
#

THERE IT ISSSSS

calm tapir
#

Omg

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Awww

#

HAHAHA

high olive
terse basalt
#

I should remake it

grave barn
#

Please

calm tapir
nova orbit
#

I want to see the anatomy of the dealer

warm bronze
high olive
#

I’m feelin romantical

calm tapir
loud turtle
calm tapir
#

But we love him dearly

warm bronze
#

PLS??

high olive
#

And where do the pills go. Do it got a butthole

calm tapir
#

In my heart

#

Yes

terse basalt
warm bronze
grave barn
#

reading this feels like being on drugs jfc hgsjfdk (in an affectionate way btw hgfdsj)

craggy eagle
#

pills become teeth

high olive
#

Out his fingertips

nova orbit
craggy eagle
#

pacman has a butthole confirmed

terse basalt
#

There we go

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high olive
#

Maybe it’s a sea cucumber situation where the mouth doubles as a butt

terse basalt
#

This is so bad bro

calm tapir
high olive
#

Like a sea cucumber he can fly if he shits hard enough

terse basalt
calm tapir
high olive
#

He has a small hole like a voltorb and that’s where the waste goes

nova orbit
#

now its clear, dealer is a sea cucumber

high olive
#

Clearly electric type

#

He looks like he could learn self destruct

terse basalt
#

He knoes bullet seed

#

knows*

high olive
#

Dark fairy type.

terse basalt
#

FAIRY?

high olive
#

Yeah duh

#

Clearly you haven’t seen the biblically accurate fairies that look like demons

fiery galleon
calm tapir
#

Omg

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He would be a faiiry !!

#

I love fairy types

high olive
#

Because he’s evil

calm tapir
#

They're creepy freaks

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And cute

high olive
#

Omg. Finally someone understands fairies ❤️

fiery galleon
#

No, because he traps you with a contract

calm tapir
#

They're my favorite type I hope I understand them 😭😭😭

fiery galleon
#

And he follows all the rules, to the letter

high olive
#

Fairies are like that too. Like if you give them your name, for example……

calm tapir
#

Yeah it's cute

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Yeah that's the thing

#

It definitely makes sense

high olive
#

Fairies also have to play by the rules. Would you look at that

calm tapir
#

👀

high olive
#

At least he’s not the baby stealing type

calm tapir
#

It's settled he's fairy

terse basalt
high olive
#

I know iron burns fairies. But nobody said anything about steel

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Or nickel. Copper. Tin.

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There’s some loopholes there to be exploited

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Or you know. Just wear gloves.

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I knew he looked like a weird pixie tbh

fiery galleon
#

Wait does iron weakness count when in steel? How is he not messed with being around the shotgun?

high olive
#

Maybe it’s some other metal

#

Nickel is a pretty good stand in for iron

#

Unfortunately for all of you I know the different types of metals

#

WAIT

#

LEAD.

#

LEAD

#

LEAD IS COMMONLY USED FOR AMMUNITION

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AND LEAD IS NOT IRON THEREFORE

#

BRAIN BLAST

#

GUYS

fathom niche
#

3 snap caps 1 live

high olive
#

@calm tapir shaking you

narrow geode
#

ty stranger

loud turtle
#

I know I said I was gonna do a spider /inspired/ Dealer design but what if I just full sent it and did a drider (spider centaur) design

high olive
#

Uarggghgggg fairy

calm tapir
#

You're welcome

high olive
#

Uh huh. Ignoring my lead explanation to make sense of the fairy Dealer theory as usual. Typical 🙄 /lh

calm tapir
#

Shwodhdj

#

If it's lead then.....what's that mean

steel crest
#

wtf is going on

calm tapir
#

We just been discussing pokemon types for the dealer

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And other head canons

loud turtle
#

What TMA fear entity/entities would Dealer be aligned with

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Actually nvm thats a stupid question lmao, def The End + maybe a bit of Web/Beholding due to the whole contract thing

high olive
#

Lead ≠ Iron so therefore he wouldn’t get burned

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I’m just saying, guys

#

Demons are overdone and cliche

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Fairies however are depicted as sweet little creatures when in reality they’re evil little bastards

calm tapir
#

Oh okay I'm following !

loud turtle
#

Fucked up fairies with bigass butterfly or moth wings my beloved

high olive
#

He takes your name too

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And he makes you play his game

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Once you start playing you can’t stop until either you die or you win

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He plays fair

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And he looks horrifying

#

Therefore. Fairy

loud turtle
#

Yknow what fuck it, my spider dealer design is now a subspecies of fairy cause why not

high olive
#

Fairies are fucked like. The changelings straight up steal babies

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There’s a common theme with tricking children into either getting lost or straight up dying

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And generally driving people crazy (literally insane)

#

Anyways. Definitely unseelie, whatever he is.

calm tapir
#

That's cool 😎

high olive
#

Anyways sorry for dumping my dumbass headcanons

calm tapir
#

Uhm I like it 👀

#

What else you gonna say ? "How do I get the _____ achievement " ad nauseum?

#

That shits annoying !!

#

Like it's ok to ask but...

#

Fandom isn't build on the same stuff

high olive
#

I thought it’d be cool if it was a subversion of expectations. Like obviously everyone’s gonna think he’s a demon

calm tapir
#

I think demon for sure but fairy would b cute !!!

high olive
#

I’m ok with the demon headcanon but sometimes it gets boring

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Unless you straight up think he’s satan which like. No. That’s dumb

craggy eagle
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i personally think the dealer is just a regular guy corrupted by addiction

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he used to be on the other end of the table

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and eventually, you will be the dealer

high olive
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“IM WALKIN HERE”

craggy eagle
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dealer gets you down to one health
"BADA BING... BADA BOOM..."