#│nightclub

1 messages · Page 30 of 1

night marsh
#

Nah you get the full simp title, the ace doesn't take away from your simpness ^^

plain mirage
#

I appreciate it

bronze olive
#

i know that dealer isn't

#

Where did you receive such information 👀

#

Share with the class..

plain mirage
#

My relationship with the dealer has been one way insanity

#

Last run I did I kicked 26 doors and forgot to sc it

night marsh
#

that is a lot of doors

#

the commitment to blasting him into the shadow realm is real

winter geode
#

fuck, talking abt br so much is making me really wanna play

plain mirage
#

That dealer is LOOKING for some sort of out of the hell i damned it to.

winter geode
#

it was the last round and i just fucking killed myself 😂

night marsh
#

HGFDJS

bronze olive
night marsh
#

That is hilarious

winter geode
#

but it's worth it cause that cutscene where you go to the afterlife is so cool

bronze olive
#

I had like bro...how did you come back

#

Was**

night marsh
#

HGJSLFD

manic wyvern
#

Do you think the Dealer just spawns in money or is he just actually rich

plain mirage
#

It’s not in the game but when you start going for the doors kicked, suddenly the dealer seems to take a lot more pity shots to try and help you win.

bronze olive
night marsh
#

Both

bronze olive
#

What if it's like something else it just looks like money

night marsh
#

Imma drive back into the nightclub and give him a piece of my mind

plain mirage
#

It’s money to pay for the hard drive.

winter geode
#

does he not like that people play his game

manic wyvern
#

Theory he’s trying to send u to heaven ❤️

#

Or purgatory

night marsh
#

I think he just doesn't like the fact that... you came back without needing to be revived

manic wyvern
#

Whatever same thing

bronze olive
#

The fact you do go to heaven when you die confounds me

#

Keeps me up at night

manic wyvern
#

What if it’s not heaven

plain mirage
night marsh
#

ARG moment fr

bronze olive
#

Cuz like are we not in hell...

manic wyvern
#

Purgatory. Stares at you

bronze olive
#

YEAH..

winter geode
bronze olive
#

I wanna know so bad

night marsh
#

YEAH

winter geode
# manic wyvern What if it’s not heaven

you know, when everyone saw the bloody paper with god they seemed to of taken it literally
i thought it was just someone who was really cocky and arrogant, so full of themselves they thought they would be unbeatable

#

but withall the arg shit it probably was god for all i know

night marsh
#

Cue Markiplier screaming "THE LORE" for 10minutes

bronze olive
plain mirage
#

The lights give me huge Tartarus engine vibes

bronze olive
manic wyvern
#

He sends you to purgatory and he’s mad that you came back down to him. Maybe he’s sending you off

winter geode
bronze olive
# winter geode nah i'm out of the loop

Greetings, High Rollers. Last week we half-jokingly said that we’re choosing to Double our sales of BUCKSHOT ROULETTE, but thanks to your dearly cherished support, it has become a reality: we have officially hit 1,000,000 copies sold on Steam! Once again, we want to thank everyone who made this possible (you, to be precise). Both Mike and the CR...

#

Here.

winter geode
#

idk what the latest developments are with the arg ik theres a bunch of hidden lore though

#

alr ill check it out one sec

plain mirage
#

I can spill a whole bunch of my theories in dms if people like

winter geode
#

yes i would like

bronze olive
#

Spill it here brother

#

I NEED to talk about this.

winter geode
#

i saw the trailer looks neat

bronze olive
#

The LOOOOREEE

bronze olive
winter geode
#

i see that they highlighted god so i'm gonna assume that is a important part of lore

#

OHHH

#

i missed that

bronze olive
winter geode
#

damn

bronze olive
#

:)))

night marsh
#

The waiver also says "GOD ?"

bronze olive
#

YES ITS GLOWING

winter geode
manic wyvern
#

Limbo

plain mirage
#

Buckshot either predates Tartarus or occurs in the Tartarus engine and ‘heaven’ is a void branch.

Y/C is getting the money for the hard drive to invade the engine, or Y/C is already in the engine and knows the dealer can possibly get them out if they win because shotgun can be used as a means.

#

That’s my tldr

winter geode
#

whats tartarus

#

isnt that a greek god orsmth

#

well i just answered my own question

uneven meteor
#

I want the wallpaper in high res without the watermark.
That shit is HARD

bronze olive
uneven meteor
#

Nvm,I'll just use the Wallpaper Engine one. Sorry for disturbing

winter geode
#

so did the dealer himself become a god after killing god?

leaden ruin
#

would explain why he is immortal?

bronze olive
#

I feel like he's not a God

leaden ruin
#

but then again how would god of died

bronze olive
#

I feel like he has other things going on

leaden ruin
#

too much rootbeer

bronze olive
#

ROOBEER

winter geode
leaden ruin
#

he just sits back up

winter geode
#

oh yeah you're right

#

but if you win, you do kill him

leaden ruin
#

proof?

#

how we know he dead

#

how we know he just not be

#

"gg you win, me go sleeptime now"

bronze olive
#

LOL

winter geode
#

his line heavily implies it
"Now, you and me, we're dancing on the edge of life and death"

bronze olive
#

I think he gets a thrill from it

leaden ruin
#

yeah

#

dealer loves his game

bronze olive
#

Cuz he's a freak

leaden ruin
#

he is dealer

#

ngl mike should add dialogue for when the dealer is gonna win or lose

#

like if you mag glass and shoot him he says stuff

bronze olive
#

Barely held myself back from typing out something Horrible there

leaden ruin
#

and if it's a blank he makes fun of yiuhahayousuck

bronze olive
winter geode
#

i was just looking at the fan wiki and says the dealer could be a guy named josh who survived a house fire so thats why his face is so weird???
idk where the hell that theory comes from

leaden ruin
#

theorist do anything

bronze olive
#

MIKE SAID WHO THE HELL IS JOSH ON TWITTER LOL

winter geode
#

LMAO

leaden ruin
#

lmao

winter geode
#

i knew it was made up cause like, it makes no sense lmao

night marsh
plain mirage
winter geode
bronze olive
#

I think they confirmed the other games have nothing to do with the ARG but I may be wrong )

plain mirage
#

It’s part of the unsorted horror bundle

bronze olive
#

Sooo much ..just ONE crumb

winter geode
#

same

leaden ruin
night marsh
#

Same

night marsh
#

I'd like to hear a "well played..." if we are about to win

bronze olive
#

That'd be cute

leaden ruin
night marsh
#

or a "better luck next time..." if he's about to win

winter geode
leaden ruin
#

yeah

night marsh
#

He is a fair villain after all

leaden ruin
#

I mean

winter geode
#

idk if i'd say hes a villain

leaden ruin
#

is he REALLY even a villain

#

like he doesn't force you to play

winter geode
#

yeah, you choose to play against him

leaden ruin
#

you sign a waiver

night marsh
#

No but like you get what I mean jkgfd

leaden ruin
#

he gives you a prize

winter geode
#

lol ik what you mean

#

he even lets you take his gun

night marsh
#

He is the antagonist hjgfdk

#

Yeah

leaden ruin
night marsh
#

You can keep it as a treat

bronze olive
#

Tbh we are the biggest antagonist here

leaden ruin
#

but you keeping his gun makes me wonder

bronze olive
#

I die more from shooting myself than anything

winter geode
#

if it wasn't for the fact that you can literally die, it's almost a legal gambling game

leaden ruin
#

does everyone else who wins take it?

#

or are you the first ever winner

plain mirage
#

Waiver makes it legal

night marsh
#

I'd like to believe no one ever won

leaden ruin
#

some random dude won, even besting god lmao

winter geode
plain mirage
#

Mike’s world has pills on a public bathroom counter you can take. I think anything goes

bronze olive
# leaden ruin but you keeping his gun makes me wonder

Friend of mine had a theory this game was lime a Jacob's Ladder situation where you are dying or dead and your soul is between somewhere and you're hallucinating it and that the gun and money was yours and you were a burglar who got in a bad way and if you win the game you live with what u stole irl

bronze olive
#

Like* dhsidbd autocoreect

leaden ruin
#

that's the weirdest theory ever lmao

winter geode
#

fr

#

very creative though

bronze olive
#

No it makes perfect sense

plain mirage
#

I like it

bronze olive
#

Have yall seen Jacob's ladder ?

winter geode
#

nah

leaden ruin
#

I mean the hallucinating would explain the dealer

bronze olive
#

So the movie takes place as a man hallucinating while dying during Vietnam War

winter geode
plain mirage
#

I also like the theories that involve addiction and stuff. I also like the idea that we’re all overthinking it

bronze olive
#

So that's why it's not weird to me

plain mirage
winter geode
#

gotcha

plain mirage
#

It’s specific to that collection

bronze olive
#

I've seen it in action, works good for a story

leaden ruin
winter geode
leaden ruin
#

all of it is a dream

plain mirage
#

But what they use in the Tartarus Engine just screams to me. Especially when I played it for the first time

#

Cuz the light looking things aren’t on

bronze olive
tawdry otter
winter geode
leaden ruin
#

lmao

bronze olive
#

😭😂😂😂

night marsh
#

HDJSLGF

winter geode
#

the wiki is funny

#

i had the dealer get 4 beers from one chest and he drank them all after my first turn :D

tawdry otter
# bronze olive

That's the best laugh I've had all day, I can hear the bewilderment in those all lowercase letters

plain mirage
#

The dealer trying to play like

bronze olive
#

Drunk ass !

winter geode
#

that's why he shoots himself with a live, too drunk to make coherent decisions

leaden ruin
#

I hope they add getting drunk to the game, the more beers you use, the more negative effects

plain mirage
#

Have to take a break to stumble back to the bathroom and throw up

bronze olive
#

I'll be in my bunk

plain mirage
#

The achievement can be “Hold my hair”

winter geode
bronze olive
blissful jasper
#

so the itchio version is completely worse? even though it’ll have the update on april 18th since i bought it on there bfore it came on steam will the steam version just be completely better and be payed more attention on than the itchio version?

leaden ruin
#

add more secrets too

winter geode
#

yeah for such a short and simple game it has a ton of potential imo

leaden ruin
#

a small bit of lore sparks more, more games come out, then it becomes unfun

bronze olive
warm turret
bronze olive
#

Fnaf has a very different feel

leaden ruin
#

yeah

bronze olive
#

And it was handled different

#

Back in the day it became popular due to certain youtubers

bronze olive
#

And that brought their specific fandom into it

winter geode
#

that would be horrible

bronze olive
#

And it fed into itself

leaden ruin
#

yeah

warm turret
#

i have faith that buckshot won't become a cash grab franchise

winter geode
#

i dont wanna play buckshot roulette return of god or whatever

bronze olive
#

I would love more lore but only on Mike's terms

warm turret
#

i think mike gives too much of a shit about the art

#

(/pos)

winter geode
#

we don't need a franchise

leaden ruin
winter geode
warm turret
#

indeed

bronze olive
#

I'd die for at least more but yeh

winter geode
#

my favorite part about the game is the art honestly

leaden ruin
bronze olive
#

Whatever he feels is best

leaden ruin
#

I want more

night marsh
#

Yesss

bronze olive
#

I super want more.

plain mirage
#

I hope mods bring the lore

leaden ruin
#

it just looks incredible lmao

bronze olive
#

WWAAUGH YES

night marsh
#

It's eerily cozy

leaden ruin
plain mirage
#

Especially if Mike gives us modding tools- that could be very fun to make different universes centered around buckshot

bronze olive
#

*3xplodes

warm turret
#

i would love steam workshop support

bronze olive
leaden ruin
warm turret
#

a [gender indeterminate person] can dream

bronze olive
#

It came out right when a close relative of mine died and i would watch vids of ppl playing it in between moving stuff from her house and funeral crap and it's very comforting to me

plain mirage
#

Mmmm game room computer coziness. loves the data center vibe

winter geode
#

i will be surprised if theres no attemptsto clone it

night marsh
#

Oh you don't know?

warm turret
#

i feel like the dealer is unique among the villains that the internet obsesses over. not horrifically violent, not even necessarily evil. just a guy playing a game with you that you agreed to

bronze olive
#

HE DOWSNF KNOE

plain mirage
winter geode
#

i agree

leaden ruin
winter geode
#

i know roblox has some buckshot roulette games on it

night marsh
winter geode
#

which is crazy cause i didnt know roblox would allow suicide in their games

warm turret
leaden ruin
winter geode
#

yeah i was thinking of playing that until the mp update

leaden ruin
#

it got no musix

#

music

#

sadly

winter geode
#

what a L

#

buckshots music is awesome

leaden ruin
#

and you don't shoot yourself

warm turret
leaden ruin
#

you shoot the system

leaden ruin
winter geode
plain mirage
#

Sliding through the sewers

winter geode
#

but the dealer is a dude with a boombox head who loads the shotgun for the players

leaden ruin
#

buckshot showdown or something

#

uses the ACTUAL music

winter geode
#

buckshot showdown lmao

bronze olive
bronze olive
#

Suicide game SAVED ME

leaden ruin
cobalt dirge
leaden ruin
#

I could be wrong

tawdry otter
# blissful jasper so the itchio version is completely worse? even though it’ll have the update on ...
leaden ruin
#

but if I remember properly, you can shoot while cuffed?

warm turret
#

wait, then what's the point of the cuffs

plain mirage
#

Ok but I’m waiting for the game that’s a corruption of the first word in ‘Buckshot roulette’

winter geode
warm turret
#

soul polarity inversion

winter geode
#

lmao

#

thats good

leaden ruin
warm turret
#

ahhh

leaden ruin
#

with one hand

#

that's a pretty hard thing to do

winter geode
#

would be easy for the terminator

plain mirage
#

cuff sounds

leaden ruin
warm turret
#

shakey shake

sinful rune
#

Buckshot Frenzy is pretty good and it has multiplayer

winter geode
#

i wish the dealer would come and handcuff me irl 😔 🚬

leaden ruin
#

that is the one I am talking about

warm turret
#

i wish the dealer would embed buckshot into my skull. platonically

#

no homo

#

ok maybe a little homo

winter geode
#

no greater way of showing love than shooting them in the face

plain mirage
#

The dealer can be a girl

#

I think the dealer is referred to as an ‘it’ in game?

bronze olive
sinful rune
plain mirage
#

Or did Mike assign the dealer a gender?

leaden ruin
winter geode
#

girl...man...it doesn't matter to me.dealers always gonna be a cutie pootie to me

cobalt epoch
#

Does the dealer always shoot himself if it's a 50/50

#

How come

warm turret
#

"you're lucky it left you with a charge" - could be referring to the dealer, could be referring to a machine

warm turret
leaden ruin
bronze olive
#

All gender dealer REAL

cobalt epoch
#

Because every time it's a 50/50 he seems to shoot himself

plain mirage
#

Doc hero of door runs hypers

sinful rune
leaden ruin
#

shoot while cuffed

winter geode
leaden ruin
#

it's animations also feel like they are max sensiticity

winter geode
#

yeah that might be it

cobalt epoch
#

chat i might be screwed

#

wait no wrong screenshot

leaden ruin
sinful rune
winter geode
cobalt epoch
#

NOW im screwed

leaden ruin
cobalt epoch
#

unless i get lucky

warm turret
tawdry otter
warm turret
#

why's the dealer health blank?

plain mirage
winter geode
leaden ruin
#

so it timed eight

sinful rune
leaden ruin
#

when it blank

cobalt epoch
#

i shot him it wasa 50/50 it was blank 💀

leaden ruin
plain mirage
#

Told you

winter geode
sinful rune
cobalt epoch
leaden ruin
#

i did it few times, and even did damage

warm turret
leaden ruin
#

to the other player

winter geode
cobalt epoch
winter geode
#

show the dealer you are the ALPHA

#

let him know

cobalt epoch
#

ok i took the medicine and fucking died

plain mirage
#

Dealer had ad would have stolen it and cigs

cobalt epoch
#

i've taken the medicine like 10 times and 7 of those times i lose 1 hp

#

it does not feel like a 50/50

winter geode
#

confirmation bias i think

leaden ruin
# sinful rune

not a familiar enough image, did this like a month ago

plain mirage
#

It’s a 50/50 now

cobalt epoch
winter geode
#

oh yeah i forgot it used to be 60/40

leaden ruin
#

plus I never really look at those

cobalt epoch
#

i jsut get unlucky

plain mirage
#

Also once my nose stops bleeding anyone wanna vc?

tawdry otter
# sinful rune

Did they literally rip BR assets and take the rust and posterization out of it

sinful rune
#

It has all the new items too, some look diff due to roblox shit though
Cig are replaced by candles, pills replaced by gummy bear bag, bear replaced by bloxy cola

winter geode
cobalt epoch
sinful rune
#

Gimme a sec to get in game ss

plain mirage
winter geode
cobalt epoch
tawdry otter
#

What the heck is the point of aping a Klubnika game without low light and rust grittiness lol

plain mirage
#

The bear comes out if you take 20 irl minutes to start the game

leaden ruin
#

tysm for telling me that

#

omw to trey

#

try

winter geode
#

buckshot roulette bear easter egg

plain mirage
#

Adding to mod list

#

Bear in party mode

leaden ruin
#

omg

#

OMG 🤯

plain mirage
#

Just for chat, I’ll try and add in a bear when I start modding in the party mode

bronze olive
leaden ruin
plain mirage
#

Don’t worry I am too

leaden ruin
#

most "modding" I have ever done is replacing animations with e3 in dp

#

dl

cobalt epoch
#

i cant code (what's a programming language)

leaden ruin
#

uh

#

probably a new language

#

spoken in the country of programming

cobalt epoch
#

can i vacate there

plain mirage
#

It’s how you summon a thousand bugs upon your homestead

sinful rune
#

Ignore the fact that the table and gun look diff, the game has a shop with gun and table skins

#

The dealer in single player is just a roblox noob

leaden ruin
#

that's the game I talk about

#

yeah

plain mirage
#

Bruh

#

And you know they’re making money off of it more than likely

sinful rune
#

You dont always start first, its based off who has the last shot, and the handcuffs do skip your turn so it was prolly updated since you last saw

leaden ruin
#

yeah

leaden ruin
#

before

#

it would like

#

try to break free

#

then you pick up the gun and can withstand or shoot

cobalt epoch
#

i like the mechanic that once you pick up the gun you cant put it down or try to use items

wooden birch
#

THIS BUS GOT CHARGERS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

cobalt epoch
#

it goes to show how you should always be cautious

#

and there's no easy wa out

sinful rune
#

Such is the life of games, there will be roblox clones

Theres also achievement for like how many times youve died or won n shit
I purposely speedran the dying 10 times in a row achievement and like genuinely I think analyzing how to quickly loose has helped me win more

plain mirage
#

I like how the player does it in buckshot- like they look down and clank clank and look back at the dealer and it feels like it would be a 'wtf' face

cobalt epoch
#

so always shoot yourself unless you know it's blank

plain mirage
#

alright

sinful rune
#

Well duh but like still theres some differences
Loosing quickly was my goal cause I didnt want it to take forever
In Frenzy to loose quickly you shoot yourself even if its a blank because itll be faster since its your turn again

plain mirage
#

my nose has stopped bleeding. Which means that I can vc

leaden ruin
#

I never understood how the dealer pulls himself

night marsh
#

Spite

leaden ruin
#

when you shoot him and he drags himself

#

he has no arms

#

so does his head just

#

levitate

#

everywhere

night marsh
#

Spite and anger for revenge

leaden ruin
#

loo

bronze olive
#

I think he's just a weird void creature

leaden ruin
#

potentially

plain mirage
#

Does the dealer have feet?

leaden ruin
#

he must have watched too much tiktok causing him to lose his lower body

leaden ruin
#

otherwise he's just like mike from monsters inc except without limbs

cobalt epoch
#

Dealer is me I'm the dealer

leaden ruin
#

ong

#

omg

#

can I have 70k dollar

plain mirage
#

omg dealer hi

river lagoon
#

uh i found something

plain mirage
#

also in vc but sound like shit so

cobalt epoch
#

Let me take my medicine first

plain mirage
leaden ruin
river lagoon
#

jokey its also funny cuz its more expensive than buckshot roulette

leaden ruin
#

bruh

river lagoon
#

is this legal

leaden ruin
#

probably not

#

maybe it is

#

idk

river lagoon
#

IT HAS MICROTRANSACTIONS

leaden ruin
#

bro

night marsh
#

oh hell nah

river lagoon
#

someone should probably tell the devs about this

winter geode
leaden ruin
#

it's buckshot roulette 2 guys truststareswag

#

jokes aside that's probably not legal lmao

winter geode
#

obv it's real

#

not fake at all

leaden ruin
river lagoon
#

yeah we should tell the devs

plain mirage
winter geode
#

i haven't taken my shower yet because i was too busy making that shit

plain mirage
#

I was just going to throw up bear.png on the screen after like 10 mins regardless of where you were

river lagoon
#

THERE IS ANOTHER CLONE

winter geode
#

i had like 5 bear pics and i didn tknow what to use

winter geode
#

that would be great

plain mirage
#

put a party hat on him

#

and confetti around the screen

river lagoon
winter geode
#

THAT GUN LOOKS FAMILAR

winter geode
river lagoon
#

the bunny looks like a garten of banban character

plain mirage
#

There's going to be so much confetti in party mode

winter geode
#

anyways i'm gonna go take my shower and then i will join the vc 👍

river lagoon
#

wait are the roblox clones of buckshot ok?

plain mirage
#

and if I can get good at modding I'll replace the spyglass with a pair of sunglasses you wear while checking the round

leaden ruin
plain mirage
#

spyglass- wait what the fuck is it called

leaden ruin
torpid gorge
#

When multiplayer is added to buckshot, will there be online matchmaking or friends only?

leaden ruin
#

a

#

quickjoin, find a server

#

hosting

#

and friends

river lagoon
#

HOLY CRAP THERE IS A ARMY

leaden ruin
#

yep

bronze olive
#

THEM

#

The kids love buckshot

leaden ruin
#

but they are too poor

#

roblox is literally just

#

free games basically

#

free versions of games

river lagoon
#

ew why does the dealer is this one look so weird

leaden ruin
#

wanna play a game free? try roblox

bronze olive
#

HshHsisn

leaden ruin
#

uses the ACTUAL music

river lagoon
#

omg the clones will never stop

leaden ruin
#

nope

bronze olive
#

The dbd clones on roblox make me HOLLER

river lagoon
#

will there be a mobile version of buckshot roulette?

leaden ruin
river lagoon
#

OMG ITS COME TO THE APPLE APP STORE

leaden ruin
#

lmao

#

buckshot roulette room game

river lagoon
#

wait i bet you theres a ton on the android store

cobalt epoch
#

Bravo Mike

leaden ruin
#

google play?

#

I've checked

river lagoon
#

yeah

cobalt epoch
#

He's made a gaming icon

#

The dealer

leaden ruin
#

horror bet is the only one there

#

there may be more

#

now

#

oh buckshot duel is new

river lagoon
leaden ruin
#

yep

river lagoon
#

why do these look kinda high quality?

leaden ruin
river lagoon
#

oh

leaden ruin
#

trust me

#

lmao

river lagoon
#

ok

leaden ruin
#

buckshot duel is

#

100% 10x worse than shown

river lagoon
leaden ruin
#

not really

river lagoon
#

its a website where you can post your own movie ideas

leaden ruin
#

interestinf

#

someone get a buckshot roulette movie idea out there pronto

river lagoon
#

yeah there already is a bucksot movie idea

#

and i made it

leaden ruin
#

I was

#

joking

river lagoon
#

I made this a while back

leaden ruin
#

oh

sonic crown
#

hi

#

helo

#

halo

#

hola

river lagoon
#

I also made an idea for a jeff the killer movie

leaden ruin
river lagoon
#

what the hell is that

leaden ruin
sonic crown
leaden ruin
#

idk

sonic crown
#

!!!!

#

DIDNT U KNOW THAT

river lagoon
#

get that off of my screen now

sonic crown
#

k

leaden ruin
#

yes please

#

do remove

river lagoon
#

melonDealer why is this a emoji

leaden ruin
#

why not

#

lmao

#

I have that

#

still

river lagoon
#

roblox has the most messed up stuff

leaden ruin
#

it does

river lagoon
#

and its so memeabl

leaden ruin
#

it's why I quit actualy

leaden ruin
sonic crown
#

i saw with my both eyes uhh

river lagoon
#

I saw someone doing the funi funi on roblox onece

#

once*

leaden ruin
#

wrong thing mb

river lagoon
#

ok i am off topic

leaden ruin
leaden ruin
#

anything non rulebreaking goes

#

according to someone

river lagoon
#

google says buckshot roulette is on playstation and xbox for some reason

leaden ruin
#

bruh

river lagoon
#

and imdb says its rated T

leaden ruin
#

lmao

river lagoon
#

where did google get these results?

fading lance
#

Anyone else hate it when they're playing double or nothing and you get a two heart round?

river lagoon
#

lol should i click these links?

leaden ruin
fading lance
#

I just feel like the combination of such a low health pool and items makes the game not as fun
like it can end way too quickly

night marsh
#

how to get a virus speedrun

sonic crown
leaden ruin
#

isn't the point of don trying to get the highest money

sonic crown
#

they give u something named after a wooden horse

warm turret
#

i've tried one of those unblocked buckshot roulette sites before. it's just a pirated version of buckshot on the web with a ton of ads

sonic crown
#

:3333

river lagoon
#

UH I LOOKED UP BUCKSHOT ROULETTE AND SOMEONE MADE THE DEALER A GIRL AND, i dont know what to say

leaden ruin
#

some guy evem made a video of buckshot and he was using a crappy web version

fading lance
river lagoon
#

OMG BUCKSHOT ROULETTE IS ON GACHA NOW

warm turret
bronze olive
#

HUH

river lagoon
#

WHAT HAS OUR WORLD COME TO

warm turret
#

wrong reply

river lagoon
#

uh i found something

#

what is this

#

why does this exist

warm turret
#

8-year-old bait

leaden ruin
#

yep

warm turret
#

i could see my little cousin clicking on this

leaden ruin
#

lmao

warm turret
#

he thought skinwalkers and deadpool were real

river lagoon
#

why just why

leaden ruin
#

LMAO

night marsh
#

HGDSF NO

leaden ruin
#

so good

warm turret
#

good god

#

dealer should never go to the dentist

#

that looks wrong

leaden ruin
#

best modeling ever

night marsh
bronze olive
#

HAHAHA WHAT THE UVIVNDND

#

WHO IS THAT

leaden ruin
#

dealer

fading lance
#

I hope this game gets steam deck verified so I can shoot myself on the go with ease

river lagoon
#

it got worse

leaden ruin
night marsh
#

oh god no

warm turret
#

isn't that the ||incest cannibalism|| game

river lagoon
#

THERE IS MORE WORSE STUFF

warm turret
#

LOL

leaden ruin
sonic crown
leaden ruin
night marsh
leaden ruin
#

new update looking fire

winter geode
warm turret
#

it's the coffin of andy and leyley

river lagoon
#

it just never ends

winter geode
#

yo...what the

#

what did i just join into

winter geode
warm turret
night marsh
#

Cursed buckshot clones

bronze olive
#

Incest cannibalism and it's not even that good 🙄

winter geode
#

angler fish looking fella

bronze olive
#

Like you better make it interesting or something. We have 10000 games like this from Japan already

night marsh
#

Watching ManlyBadassHero play it in hope both characters die and the game ends faster than it should-

river lagoon
#

should i get this

warm turret
#

don't you know? if you make something edgy that's enough substance already

azure brook
warm turret
#

yes

#

give them three thosand dlolars

bronze olive
#

It has every element to pull me in

#

But it BORES me

#

Like you failed at your one freaking job

bronze olive
warm turret
#

i've never watched it but i like the owl twink

winter geode
river lagoon
#

ok for someone reason on the buckshot roulette wiki there is a article about the shotgun?

bronze olive
#

Alastor is cute but he's supposed to be black irl and I feel like they uhm. UHHH...DIDNT show that well

night marsh
#

Oh wait you mean the bartender my bad

bronze olive
#

I love me evil black characters a LOT. (The doctor from DBD for one, candyman)

#

And you FFFAILED at it

river lagoon
muted sable
night marsh
#

PSYPAC!!!

bronze olive
night marsh
#

A very good artist!!

winter geode
#

I WIsh to be with that man

bronze olive
#

Amazing art

winter geode
muted sable
night marsh
#

They are a sweeite

cosmic heron
#

Dealer on the sexypedia

winter geode
#

good

bronze olive
muted sable
#

lol

bronze olive
#

BAHSBSJHSZNZNZHZKZ

muted sable
winter geode
#

glee hello dealer bbg

river lagoon
#

ok this looks cool

bronze olive
versed ledge
#

nah this is goated

sonic crown
cosmic heron
#

twitter has some real good art at times

winter geode
#

HUH

bronze olive
river lagoon
#

if the dealer had a voice what would it sound like?

warm turret
#

dealer doesn't have toes. it's just flat there

night marsh
fast tusk
winter geode
#

HI DERPY

warm turret
sonic crown
versed ledge
bronze olive
fast tusk
#

Did bro take a peek at dealer's footsies

bronze olive
#

Tumblrnsexyman gives a VERY specific idea

#

Also brb gotta drive byeew

night marsh
fast tusk
sonic crown
#

I LIKE DERPPYPPYPYPYPY

warm turret
#

i'm sorry!!!!!

winter geode
#

how im gonna walk onto the dealers room

sonic crown
#

!!!!!!!!!!!111

fast tusk
versed ledge
warm turret
#

i was just so hungry

#

so hungry for toesies

fast tusk
#

Valid

night marsh
#

God damn it Yanqui

river lagoon
#

ok this is true

sonic crown
#

nvm

warm turret
sonic crown
#

A

#

TURKEY

#

TUREKY

warm turret
#

TÜRKIYE

sonic crown
#

TÜRKİYEEEEE

river lagoon
versed ledge
#

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS A ECONOMY MAN

winter geode
#

me too daniil

cosmic heron
fast tusk
sonic crown
night marsh
sonic crown
#

nvm I am gonna sleep

#

I MUST

#

sadly.

warm turret
cosmic heron
#

The contrast with his body and the black background is just chef kiss

fast tusk
#

For real

sonic crown
night marsh
warm turret
#

also i appreciate wearing a noose as a tie

#

high fashion

river lagoon
#

can yall stop sending mlp stuff

fast tusk
#

Peak fashion

warm turret
#

this is now a care bears server

night marsh
#

HJGFDS

versed ledge
river lagoon
#

hell no

warm turret
night marsh
#

HAHA

cosmic heron
sinful rune
versed ledge
river lagoon
#

what species is the dealer?

warm turret
night marsh
#

everything about him is "Dealer"

river lagoon
#

I think the dealer might be a android

versed ledge
#

i mean he is just a fly head with 2 hands

night marsh
#

about that... there is a whole arg-

warm turret
#

i didn't mean it in that way bot!!!

#

gender: dealer
sax: yes (dealer)
hobbies: dealer

vapid solstice
#

uh huh

#

why are swears disallowed now lmao

warm turret
#

seems to only be specific ones. there are some really weird choices

river lagoon
#

I am trying to convince my parents to get me the buckshot roulette vinyl record

warm turret
#

i got timed out yesterday for saying the name of the power plant that rhymes with bear global

leaden ruin
#

let's test that

fast tusk
#

Why

vapid solstice
river lagoon
#

damn it

vapid solstice
#

well

#

on the TPT site anyway

#
cosmic heron
#

Get dealer plushie instead

#

It’s still available

vapid solstice
sinful rune
river lagoon
#

why is the plush $30 DOLLARS

warm turret
#

a little bit of the dealer's soul is in every one

fast tusk
cosmic heron
#

38$ usd in total for me 😵‍💫

river lagoon
#

also I kinda dont like the design of the dealer plush

sinful rune
river lagoon
#

am i the only one who doesn't like the plush design

warm turret
#

i think it's cute

#

would kiss

#

will kiss when it arrives

cosmic heron
#

I’ll make the dealer kiss my Freddy plush

warm turret
#

dealer will ride my blåhaj

river lagoon
#

imagine the dealer plush's shotgun was functional

cosmic heron
#

I trust dealer with a military grade assault weapon

sonic crown
warm turret
sonic crown
#

uhh the game is about ermmmmmm

night marsh
#

shoots a small plushie shotgun shell

sonic crown
#

a shotgun pony

#

...

#

AND WE ARE TRY TO STOP HIM

#

like uhh

#

idk

warm turret
#

but what if i'm the shotgun pony

#

i'm a furry
i shoot gun (in video game)

river lagoon
#

STOP

sonic crown
#

silly?

sonic crown
warm turret
#

embrace the ponies

sonic crown
#

ur denial acts going to be punished by ur current goverment.

river lagoon
#

ok i am leaving

sonic crown
#

he is so done 😭

sinful rune
#

I HAVE A DEALER SKIN ON PONYTOWN HOLDON

river lagoon
#

yep bye

sonic crown
warm turret
#

dealer pony...

sonic crown
#

dealer pony!!!111

sinful rune
warm turret
#

what's the dealer's cutie mark

sonic crown
#

uhh

sinful rune
#

Shotgun

warm turret
#

makes sense

sonic crown
#

no

#

bullets

tawdry otter
# river lagoon damn it

TPT says in their FAQ they take preorders for a long time so everyone can get a copy. Look out for a digital "restock" of the preorder

sinful rune
fast tusk
sonic crown
fast tusk
#

I like how you pick shark tail for him

sonic crown
#

i cant really do skins

warm turret
#

the implications of an aquatic dealer

sonic crown
#

i want the mto be perfect

#

want*

fast tusk
sonic crown
#

andd usually, I am bad at that

sinful rune
fast tusk
#

Shark gambling??

#

Omori reference??

sinful rune
#

SKSHSKSJ

fast tusk
sinful rune
#

That was unintentional but now Im adding that to the joke

fast tusk
#

I'm sorry I had to

#

BAHAHHA

#

Fuck yeah.

sonic crown
#

I REMEMBER

#

THAT FUCKING GAME

warm turret
sinful rune
warm turret
#

and why can't i kiss them

fast tusk
#

Shit I summoned more omori fans

warm turret
#

i've never even played omori

#

this is the first time i've seen the shark

#

but i love him

fast tusk
fast tusk
#

Mr. Jawsum🔥

sonic crown
#

i love watching two siblings arguing

sudden wasp
#

gonna see if ai can beat ai

warm turret
#

oooh, what prompt did you use to teach the ai how to buckshot?

sudden wasp
#

it really didnt like the idea of me shooting someone at first

#

I just rephrased it slightly and told it to only give me the statistical average in the situation

#

it then eventually came around to that

leaden ruin
#

however

bronze olive
#

This sounds hilarious

leaden ruin
#

it has no clue what buckshot is

bronze olive
#

I'd love to see this put in a video

sudden wasp
#

damn chat limit

leaden ruin
#

yeah

bronze olive
#

Okay so

#

We know what we need to do

#

We need to get access to an Ai system and see how it plays out

cobalt epoch
#

Dealer AI should be slightly smarter
For instance in a 2 blank 1 live scenario (without items) there's a 33% chance for him to get shot if he shoots me first, yet he always shoots himself first, which gives a 66% chance for him to get shot

#

Yet it's only programmed to think of probabilities independently rather than combining them together

plain mirage
#

its a coin toss for if he doesnt know the round and theres nothing else he can do

cobalt epoch
#

Also in a 2 live scenario and he has a beer, he should beer a round and then shoot me so I don't shoot him

night marsh
#

NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOESNT HE HAVE A BEER

winter geode
#

almost full house

#

rip

night marsh
#

IT IS THE SECODN TIME THIS HAPPENS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

leaden ruin
#

dang

#

well if it makes you feel better

#

I spent 6 hours getting that achievement

cobalt epoch
night marsh
#

Oh I know I'm trying to get full house hgfjkds

night marsh
#

FINALLY

#

Now the 1M ones

river lagoon
#

paper towels are just long toilet paper

sonic crown
#

now lose them

#

while trying to make 2m

#

like me

night marsh
#

am good for tonight

cobalt epoch
#

is taking medcine a bad play

#

i mean it's literally just gambling

#

but that's the entire game i guess

night marsh
#

depends on the situation. the number of rounds and charges are important also taking note what items the dealer has to know if it's worth risking or not

winter geode
#

imo if you have cigs yes

#

cause say youre at 2/4 charges
cigs will bring you back to 2 if you lose one

night marsh
#

Yes also that

tawdry otter
cobalt epoch
#

like ive been backed into corners where i have a >50% chance of losing and i have one charge left so I attempted to use the medicine (and it killed me both times)

#

but if i didnt take the medicine i was screwed anyway

winter geode
#

i got handed 3 saws...

cobalt epoch
#

because he had handcuffs saws magnifying glass etc

#

and i only had one charge

winter geode
#

yeah fair enough

bronze olive
# winter geode

Me inside the Dealers skull after I crawled inside his eyehole

night marsh
#

A whole new twist to living rent free in someone’s mind

winter geode
#

wtf do i do w all of these bro

#

use the adrenaline to take his mag and cuffs

#

nah i wish 😭 sadly this is some few days old and i kind of wanted to goof off by using all 4 of them at once and shooting myself

fast tusk
winter geode
fast tusk
#

Real😔

river lagoon
#

uh i just figured out about the fanart of the dealer 😦

winter geode
#

what the dealer sees when i walk in

thorny wigeon
#

I'd would use the steal item and steal the dealer's hands so he can't use the gun

fast tusk
#

At the brink of dying I'll just seduce the dealer

winter geode
#

Lmao

#

did yall see that video where this guy was playing buckshot roulette but he was using a real shotgun (not loaded ofc) and used it to mimic what he did in the game?

#

i honestly wanna try it

#

hear me out

bronze olive
#

Yeah Lol

winter geode
#

it's a new level of immersion

fast tusk
#

😔

winter geode
#

you just dont get it 😔 🚬

fast tusk
#

I get it but 😔

winter geode
#

my loaded shotgun:

bronze olive
#

We're all suicidal here okay but DO NOT DO THIS

winter geode
#

jokes aside i wish this game was in VR

#

cause that'd be fucking incredible!

winter geode
#

kissing the dealer is the answer

fast tusk