Hey yall
#│nightclub
sweet horizon
yo buckshot roulette got new ai?
apparently yeah
glacial kelp
no wonder it felt harder :/
winter geode
apparently yeah
August
winter geode
The ai is too smart
sweet horizon
The ai is too smart
well, it has info about how many blanks and live rounds is there now
winter geode
really
winter geode
how
brisk plover
shift and tab and then click the section that says notes
then select the pin icon and the half moon icon
winter geode
you can still track it tho
I just say it aloud X/Y where x is live y is blank
I.E. 2/3, 4/4
Helps dictate what my odds are
tiny gull
getting 1mil kinda hard for some reason, like the shuffle and item pick up is 49-51 more than then 5050
like
winter geode
The oldest view episode 4 is out
tiny gull
you don't even have enough chance on Health advantage and item advantage
winter geode
tiny gull
I got instant deleted after dealer drank 2 beers
hybrid jewel
guys do you know any way to get the itch.io game to steam ? cause i really wanna play 1.2 but i dont wanna pay 2 times
vital drift
how to change resolution
rugged prawn
holy sheet coolest music toggle, tysm
kindred meteor
Right ear:Before every load 1 hour
Left ear: Science of luck on loop (x2 speed)
manic fox
hello my friends
kindred meteor
hello my friends
Haaiii!!!
golden fractal
little tired, but good! hbu?
kindred meteor
Hmmm I could eep rn but
manic fox
go sleep
golden fractal
i shouldnt eep rn its 6pm this will do unspeakable things to my sleep schedule
golden fractal
seeya 👋
quasi cliff
When console
plucky iron
uncut ruin
Dawg i really dont know if receiving less than 30k is normal
winter geode
Well with the inverter then you reverse the count and take one from the other
keen ledge
Dawg i really dont know if receiving less than 30k is normal
It stinks that the initial score depends on time, despite it being completely out of your control.
winter geode
So 4/3 after blam invert
uncut ruin
It stinks that the initial score depends on time, despite it being completely ou...
Bro wth 😭
unborn crystal
It stinks that the initial score depends on time, despite it being completely ou...
Faster you reset, faster you avoid low score 
Pressing R is a skill confirmed.
uncut ruin
Why factor in time when the length is also determined by rng
keen ledge
I feel like going for 1M in general is a waste of time right now, with how broken some item interactions are.
manic fox
The whole game is rng why not
uncut ruin
I feel like going for 1M in general is a waste of time right now, with how broke...
Tbh I'd want it that way
Its broken for both sides
keen ledge
Its broken for both sides
Yeah, but the dealer only has to get a broken combination once, whereas you have to get consistently lucky.
He can't actually lose, remember?
uncut ruin
Ehhh
lavish anvil
i like how i won by it shooting its self
warm turret
i think with it being impossible to get handsaws in the first set of a 2 health round the million run is a lot less frustrating now. i feel like most of my losses were from a handsaw on 2 health
of course, if the dealer saves a handsaw on the third round, that's an uh oh moment
keen ledge
After I got my run 900K run ended by the saw-inverter-glass combo on the third round, I don't think I want to play any more until something is done to make the RNG more sensible.
warm turret
i had two runs die one round before million. keep going
i got it, and i have two brain cells. keep going
keen ledge
i think with it being impossible to get handsaws in the first set of a 2 health ...
I just wish this actually mattered during the first round, because the carryover bug completely bypasses that restriction.
And it's unlikely to get fixed, from what I heard.
warm turret
i figured that was a Feature™️
unborn crystal
warm turret
also shoutout to @unborn crystal for teaching me that you don't have to restart if you get below 31250 the first gauntlet. you have to do three more rounds anyway, it's pointless. but i kept restarting anyway because less rounds to million = good in my brain
languid granite
Morning, I just woke up.
warm turret
good morning
lavish anvil
lol
warm turret
it's 4:37 pm here
golden fractal
gm!
keen ledge
I think the main reason some rounds are unbearably awful is because item count, shell count and HP are not tied to each other in any way, so you can get a 4-4 on 2 HP, which is usually a total crapshoot with little strategy involved.
languid granite
it's 4:37 pm here
06:38 am here
uncut ruin
i consider that part of the fun
its like a duel. the fight can be drawn out or it ends immediately
night marsh
I like the grind of it tbh
warm turret
oh hey, looks like leaderboard order got fixed. but the cheated scores have not
night marsh
Gets you going like “aight you b imma end you this time”
warm turret
when you go so far into debt you break the economy
manic wyvern
If you cheat at the game the Dealer should throw the table and jump at you
warm turret
agree
keen ledge
oh hey, looks like leaderboard order got fixed. but the cheated scores have not
Leaderboards were doomed from the start. The game doesn't record any demos, so anyone can cheat any score they want.
winter geode
uncut ruin
Leaderboards were doomed from the start. The game doesn't record any demos, so a...
I dont know how they could fix that
keen ledge
By recording demo replays.
winter geode
when you go so far into debt you break the economy
yet they tell you next time you will win big
keen ledge
There aren't that many actions to record, so this wouldn't be as complicated as, say, recording a demo for an FPS.
warm turret
could still be cheated, but definitely less trivial. i think it's a good idea
bronze olive
If you cheat at the game the Dealer should throw the table and jump at you
i would not mind that
uncut ruin
man I wonder how multiplayer cheating would work on this game
if they already jeopardized the leaderboards I cant fathom what happens once pvp is out
warm turret
i think if the server is checking validity of actions and not relying on the client at all it'll be perfectly fine
winter geode
giving handcuffs to everyone and making all blanks live rounds
manic wyvern
We should kill the cheaters /j
keen ledge
if they already jeopardized the leaderboards I cant fathom what happens once pvp...
If it won't trust the client on anything important (shell order, items etc.), it shouldn't be a problem.
warm turret
we should kill the cheaters in buckshot roulette
manic wyvern
And feed them to the Dealer
uncut ruin
we should kill the cheaters in buckshot roulette
but we're already doing it
or the dealer is
night marsh
i would not mind that
Mood
winter geode
Damn, the dealer is super hungry
winter geode
He could also be jorking it
dealer abosrbs the souls of the cheaters, making their soulless bodies do an H1Z1 apology video while him just laughing it off
warm turret
the dealer's favorite food is gamer flesh marinated in mountain dew
uncut ruin
the dealer's favorite food is gamer flesh marinated in mountain dew
*marinated in digita beer
warm turret
same thing
tidal fulcrum
So, is there any chance we can get the buckshot roulette falling shells from the main menu as a screensaver?
uncut ruin
I think there are some wallpapers you can dl
tidal fulcrum
I'll look into the wallpapers too! I just really like the falling shotgun sells, super satisfying
*shells
north gyro
will the developer ever consider adding multiplayer?
hasty shuttle
Random mindspill: add ability to set shotgun down after picking it up; i've missed clicking an item and couldn't use it because of this. Add black outline to the white text so it can be read easier against the grainy visuals. Halloween event; Dealer's face resembles a pumpkin complete with triangular eye sockets. Christmas event; Dealer wears a Santa hat. Smoke # cigarettes = achievement "Smoke em if you got em" smoke ## cigarettes = achievement "You've come a long way honey!" (referencing the smoking ad campaign) Gold shotgun skin = unlocks after achieving something. Item = Shot Glass provides +1 protection for a round; a sawed barrel shot will reduce your HP by 1 instead of 2.
boreal parrot
will the developer ever consider adding multiplayer?
stark gate
ngl the DoN first round feel like you're playing the game in a stressful way while somebody used your prize money to consistently buying pizzas (and they hand back your money after you finished round 1)
hasty shuttle
A Waitress should randomly lean over the right side of the screen and offer you a refreshment on a tray, like the Shot Glass or a vertical line of white powder next to a razor blade that does something
night marsh
Isn’’t it first round only
hasty shuttle
Use Shot Glass then Beer = achievement "Liquor before beer"
terse dawn
What in gods name happened to the poor dealer
hasty shuttle
Halloween Dealer temporary skin could look something like this:
boreal parrot
This game could have really fun holiday easter eggs
Maybe holiday themed items even
ivory coyote
What in gods name happened to the poor dealer
he looks like boiled chicken
hasty shuttle
Best non OST track for the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQrMhGoG4WA
uneven quail
plucky iron
This game could have really fun holiday easter eggs
or maybe easter eggs to other things, like Analog Dealer?
[early sketch btw]
boreal parrot
If you die on April Fools you get Rick rolled
bronze olive
What in gods name happened to the poor dealer
HOLY SHIT ITS A WHITE GUY
hasty shuttle
What in gods name happened to the poor dealer
He looks like that sunglasses-wearing Cenobite
bronze olive
He looks like that sunglasses-wearing Cenobite
butterball!
WAAAH he would be i love butterball
hasty shuttle
bronze olive
HE!!!
hasty shuttle
would you like a Him in these trying times
bronze olive
always
uncut solar
Sorry but I need to ask this because I'm getting really frustrated
Is the phone broken!? How is it possible that EVERY TIME that I use it, the Dealer knows EXACTLY what type of bullet it is?
unborn crystal
Blank advantage or luck
uncut solar
There is no way that every single time he knows exactly
unborn crystal
Also yet another example of dealer not having saws phase 1 2hp
keen ledge
Yeah, I think I'll be putting this game down until multiplayer arrives. I like the puzzle aspect of it, but not the "dying to random bullshit" part when trying to hit 1 million.
It's like this milestone was made with the old dealer AI in mind.
This experience reminds me of fighting addiction, and quitting is probably the best thing I can do.
unborn crystal
Gambling bad? Naaaah, cannot be! 
bronze olive
i think thgis is probably the least embarassing game to be addicted to if you are.
plucky iron
i win big all the time
keen ledge
I don't even care about Steam achievements, so I'm not sure why I got so fixated on this. I guess I was trying to see if I was losing because of strategic mistakes, like mismanaging my items, but I lose even when I don't screw up.
unborn crystal
Dealer in other peoples game: Xray vision to see which shells are live
Dealer in my game: Yeah, its good time to shoot myself again
hasty shuttle
yeah cell phone is broken atm
unborn crystal
Dealer can't use phone like glass if you steal it
keen ledge
I feel like allowing live shell count to exceed max HP was a mistake.
winter geode
My theory is that it's the dealer who calls you on the phone
winter geode
I feel like allowing live shell count to exceed max HP was a mistake.
It's higher stakes
unborn crystal
My theory is that it's the dealer who calls you on the phone
What gives you such idea?
winter geode
What gives you such idea? <:Dealerheart:1217190464260804710>
Lmao exactly
keen ledge
It's higher stakes
It usually turns into a miserable slog that's down to pure luck.
winter geode
Counting the shells kinda helps the longer rounds
woven wigeon
just updated the archive :D
bronze olive
What gives you such idea? <:Dealerheart:1217190464260804710>
I TOLKD Y OU ASSHOLES HE DID THIS
BUT NO ONE FUCKING LISTENED!!
YOU SAID I WAS LYING!!! FUCK YALL
unborn crystal
You are still lying tho
bronze olive
THEN WHY IS HE SAYING IT!?
woven wigeon
I TOLKD Y OU ASSHOLES HE DID THIS
photoshop :3
bronze olive
LIES.
unborn crystal
Because you are statistically unlucky, duh.
bronze olive
/rubs my forehead
unborn crystal
They can't help themselves
bronze olive
WHY WOULD SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT..
unborn crystal
woven wigeon
WHY WOULD SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT..
cause its funny as fuck to lie on the internet :3
woven wigeon
with a rock
it better be a cool rock
bronze olive
its UGLY
woven wigeon
or perhaps a small wrench
ok engineer tf2
bronze olive
😠
unborn crystal
cause its funny as fuck to lie on the internet :3
You think someone would do that? Just go on internet and tell lies?
woven wigeon
You think someone would do that? Just go on internet and tell lies?
yes! infact ill do it right now >:3
i just got a world record highscore in Buckshot roulette!
bronze olive
thyere calling the dealer a tumblr sexyman on tumblr now and im in denial
bronze olive
YEAH....
🥹
its the people putting him in a goddamn suit (im people)
also kijdna ugly (requirement of real sexymen)
night marsh
Glad to see I am yet again contributing to tumblr sexymen lmao
dense gyro
What gives you such idea? <:Dealerheart:1217190464260804710>
imagine if you used the phone and it just said that and gave you no info rarely 😭
dreamy bear
I’m pretty sure it says “how unfortunate” if you use the phone when only one shell is left
lean minnow
On my last run, I shot myself on a 3 blanks one live and of course shot the live round, the dealer uses handcuffs and two polarizers to change two blanks to lives, saws once, and kills me.
dreamy bear
Dang he really went after u huh
lean minnow
Dang he really went after u huh
Worst part is the dealer had one life left on the third round, and I would have potentially hit a million if that hadn't happened.
HE KNOWS
dreamy bear
He knew he’d go bankrupt if u won
lean minnow
HE KNEW HOW CLOSE IT WAS
bronze olive
u had his ass scared
lean minnow
"Yep, its only a matter of time before I win"
-- Gamblers before losing it all to a faceful of buckshot
winter geode
99% of buckshot players quit before the 1 mil achievement!
lean minnow
I haven't quit yet, I'm just taking a break for the night
dense gyro
the two 1 mil achievements 💔
lean minnow
the two 1 mil achievements 💔
Right, you have to get it and keep it then get it and lose it, right?
dense gyro
yeah
tawny zinc
99% of buckshot players quit before the 1 mil achievement!
I tried man...
dense gyro
its those darn low health rounds smh
winter geode
Low health are easy for me, it's when the dealer has more items than I do
Like round 1 past the first loop
dense gyro
kinda wish there was 5hp wounds to even out how many low and high hp rounds you get
rounds
tawny zinc
I probably already said this but my technique is not letting the dealer get his turn
winter geode
Same
dense gyro
sometimes you gotta do that yeah
winter geode
Or purposely emptying the shotgun for more items
dense gyro
sometimes you want him to take turns to use items though, gotta be careful with it
if you get in a situation with a lot of shells and low health you kinda have to hope to just get rid of him before he gets a turn cause anything could happen with that many
winter geode
Honestly Beer is like s tier because to win most games is to make the dealer not have like any turns and when the bullets run out its always your turn no matter what
That’s why 1/1 1 blank 1 live is like the gift from the gods because there isn’t much consequences most the times
Thats how i think about it
dense gyro
beer can be very good yeah, but when there is a lot of shells and like no health its likely not doing enough to get you through the round unless the dealer gets unlucky and dies
warm turret
i'm gonna post fan creations here to spite the moderators
warm turret
gritty marten
i'm gonna post fan creations here to spite the moderators
vernal monolith
warm turret
i would rather die on my feet than live on my knees
gritty marten
Why are the leaderboards just full of people cheating 😭
because not anticheat
cosmic heron
weed
warm turret
epic
glossy swallow
even if they added anti cheat, you could just find symbols in memory and predict every bullet
north brook
not. fun.
warm turret
i wonder what the highest legit score is
cosmic heron
How high can the number value even go?
gritty marten
even if they added anti cheat, you could just find symbols in memory and predict...
some anticheats just quit the game when cheat engine is opened
cosmic heron
is there a limit?
glossy swallow
some anticheats just quit the game when cheat engine is opened
you can still get around it
gritty marten
wont stop ppl from decompiling tho
glossy swallow
yep
gritty marten
you can still get around it
ye
warm turret
is there a limit?
my guess is it's a 64-bit signed integer, so 2^63 - 1 = 9223372036854775807
gritty marten
i was thinking screw it let me make a mod tha adds a cehat menu into the game
north brook
You aren't going to stop all cheaters, that's unrealisitc. It would be better to try to minimize the amount of cheaters
cosmic heron
I wonder if the value would just restart honestly
glossy swallow
honestly they should just remove cheaters off the ldearboards
vernal monolith
Ya know I think Mike checks the fan creations channel more often and might miss your incredible creation now 
glossy swallow
on a case by case basis
stuff like blatant cheating
like that guy with the negative score
gritty marten
i was thinking screw it let me make a mod tha adds a cehat menu into the game
(using the itch version so its not connected to the leaderboards)
north brook
Yea like ppl in negatives
warm turret
Ya know I think Mike checks the fan creations channel more often and might miss ...
now i'll NEVER become an official buckshot artist and make a 7 figure salary... :'(
north brook
absurdly large numbers
cosmic heron
Ya know I think Mike checks the fan creations channel more often and might miss ...
You should go see my Scorpion photos with my stupid diiler figure 
vernal monolith
now i'll NEVER become an official buckshot artist and make a 7 figure salary... ...
It's so over!!
gritty marten
also how is a negative number the top?
warm turret
it is an interesting question. someone's sorting algorithm must've goofed. or the signed numbers are beating treated as unsigned
vernal monolith
You should go see my Scorpion photos with my stupid diiler figure <:modeldealere...
I was just looking at them you're scorpion must have been wronged by the dealer in the past
cosmic heron
It's funny because when I was taking photos he attacked the figure
glossy swallow
the highest bit can either be an an extra bit to double the capacity or it can be positive/negative
cosmic heron
idiot
vernal monolith
Lmfao
glossy swallow
.NET has some protections against it, and i think godot uses gcc
so, thats not present
vernal monolith
Such a mood
warm turret
from this brief conversation i have deduced that scorpions are bug cats
glossy swallow
they do have the same personality
cosmic heron
My female is much smaller
vernal monolith
I feel the same way about my phone alarm in the morning
cosmic heron
shes also fat
warm turret
my cat screams at me that his food bowl is empty then when i go to grab it he claws at me. why
or sometimes he'll scream at me because he thinks his bowl is empty then when he goes to actually check he just eats like nothing happened
god i love him
glossy swallow
how much are scorpions supposed to eat
warm turret
she eated it
glossy swallow
do scorpions regrow legs
cosmic heron
Prob honestly
cosmic heron
do scorpions regrow legs
no
glossy swallow
unfortunate
cosmic heron
I plan on pairing her with my male when shes more mature
This is my my male is named Mr. Daddy
glossy swallow
hopefully they dont kil each other
warm turret
scorpion shipping
gritty marten
GUYS GREAT IDEA
cosmic heron
The female is named Pinchy
bronze olive
what the hell lol
glossy swallow
honestly just clearing out the cheaters and the impossible scores would be good
cosmic heron
I honestly want a snap shot of my stupid figure with my 13 foot burmese but she just ate not too long ago
glossy swallow
finding the impossible scores would be pretty easy, any scores that aren't between 20000 and 50000 multiplied by a power of two are fake
gritty marten
they could implement a system where the community can vote on what scores to delete
glossy swallow
thatd be abusable
gritty marten
hm
glossy swallow
rather just some rudementary anticheat or some verification
gritty marten
ye that makes sense
cosmic heron
I like to pretend that rusty ol' computer is bugging out thats why there's crazy scores
bronze olive
they could implement a system where the community can vote on what scores to del...
this is the craziest thing ive ever read. CR, fucking hire this man
glossy swallow
like a log or something
bronze olive
you ar einsane
gritty marten
this is the craziest thing ive ever read. CR, fucking hire this man
too young to have a job, but i am firmilliar with gdscript
bronze olive
Too young to have a job? jesus
gritty marten
Too young to have a job? jesus
whats wrong with that?
gritty marten
im not that young
bronze olive
i have a bad feeling that i'm twice your age
glossy swallow
30?
bronze olive
32
bronze olive
dude theyre SO young
gritty marten
for what its worth, im 26
thats closer
glossy swallow
oh jeez
bronze olive
crying, dawg lol
glossy swallow
yeah that hurts lol
bronze olive
kek
glossy swallow
dont usually join voice chats anyway
gritty marten
crying, dawg lol
why were they crying?
bronze olive
i never do, you will never catch my ass in there.
bronze olive
why were they crying?
tis an expression
cosmic heron
Somehow found 9yos in another server im in
bronze olive
oh i'd kill myself
glossy swallow
bruh
cosmic heron
unironically talking about liking skbidi toilet and poppy playtime
bronze olive
HAHAHAHA
glossy swallow
christ alive
gritty marten
unironically talking about liking skbidi toilet and poppy playtime
just join a minecraft server discord
bronze olive
nooo thats...thats too young, i'd bounce. no way in fucking hell.
glossy swallow
yeah id expect them in that
gritty marten
they have like fetuses
bronze olive
whys your friend got 9 year old frineds
cosmic heron
He runs a yt channel and he made a discord server
glossy swallow
yknow that is a good question
bronze olive
dawg thats WEIRD
they shouldnt be in there im just gonn abe honest
like full stop they should be banned
glossy swallow
i think its against tos
ruby topaz
dawg thats WEIRD
they the homie sometimes tho
cosmic heron
He runs a yt channel and he made a discord server
One user openly admitting being like 11 years old off youtube
bronze olive
they the homie sometimes tho
wym
ruby topaz
like full stop they should be banned
but in all seriousness, naw 9 yrs in a servers is dangerous setup frfr
cosmic heron
One user openly admitting being like 11 years old off youtube
Ass banned
bronze olive
legit
gritty marten
its against discord TOS to be under 13 🤓
gritty marten
true dat
dreamy bear
Even if it wasn’t, that’s WAY too young to be on the internet ngl
bronze olive
ive been groomed myself, i would know. people online are SUPER not safe
cosmic heron
I've seen more p3dos off facebook over discord ngl
bronze olive
they are everywhere, brother.
as long as children are there, they are there
and its up to us, no joke, to protect them
glossy swallow
i think i ran into one off gaia (if you even remember that) when i was like 7
gritty marten
ive been groomed myself, i would know. people online are SUPER not safe
never have been and never want to be
bronze olive
this is why i dont talk to children as a friend LOL
glossy swallow
luckily i had the awareness not to engage further once i had a feeling about it
bronze olive
in all the other servers i have we are over 25 and have NO contact with anyone younger
this place is super new to me
cosmic heron
and its up to us, no joke, to protect them
I'm not protecting the skibidi toilet ohio rizzing poppy playtime children
bronze olive
well, i would. because i was an abused child, js
cosmic heron
oh
bronze olive
i have empathy for that
and you protect them...by BANNING them. that way you dont gotta deal with em! so if you hate them, well there you go
bronze olive
hope so...
cosmic heron
actually they were harassing my friend about joining back
bronze olive
yeah i can see that
cosmic heron
because of mutual server dm or sum
cosmic heron
It's not really silly when they were threatening to say that one no no word that starts with n
gritty marten
I'm not protecting the skibidi toilet ohio rizzing poppy playtime children
time to watch old mcdonald song 2024 super fun kids, fnaf, poppy, stinky I1 hour video
bronze olive
It's not really silly when they were threatening to say that one no no word that...
LMFAOOOO
glossy swallow
It's not really silly when they were threatening to say that one no no word that...
top kek fr
bronze olive
yep sounds like dumbass kids!~
gritty marten
anyway ima head out
glossy swallow
kids on the wrong part of the internet
depending on your perspective
definitely for them
bronze olive
aahh makes sense
cosmic heron
Never really had too much internet access till covid came where I really needed it
bronze olive
you didnt?
cosmic heron
this account was made for covid thats why I got discord originally
glossy swallow
damn, how, you rural or something?
cosmic heron
damn, how, you rural or something?
No I just never really needed to use media
So I didn't have a shit ton of social
bronze olive
No I just never really needed to use media
i wont dog on you for that, thats based.
staying that way as long as possible keeps you from being fucking brain damaged
glossy swallow
i was on the internet pretty much my whole life lol
cosmic heron
my nerd ass spent time playing a snes
bronze olive
i remember when i started to use the net as like a place to go, but it didnt become 'part of' my life or other peoples lives outside of work or niche stuff until i was at the end of middle school
glossy swallow
ah, i didnt have a console, so i just played flash games a lot
bronze olive
i got my first smart phone in 2014 i lived in bliss before then
cosmic heron
I also never had a phone till I got into high school
glossy swallow
well, i got a console, but it wasnt until i was like 10
bronze olive
I also never had a phone till I got into high school
same
glossy swallow
i think i got my first phone when i was like 11, but thats because the middle school i was going to had like a 2sqmi campus
was a crappy flip phone lol
cosmic heron
snap it like you do in buck
glossy swallow
they still make them
bronze olive
i know they do
back in the day the way was to have phone charms
i had so many you'd think i could beat jesus with it
literally, you heard me coming down the hall
glossy swallow
nice
cosmic heron
My nerd ass was sneaking pokemon cards into class trading with kids like if it was a drug market
glossy swallow
based
bronze olive
in the 90s they banned the fuck out of those cards.
they were mad as shit seeing us playing with them
glossy swallow
really?
bronze olive
oh yes
cosmic heron
My nerd ass was sneaking pokemon cards into class trading with kids like if it w...
teachers started to take pokemon cards
glossy swallow
they let us play with them in the 2000s
cosmic heron
so they'd have a 3000$ charizard if it wasn't bent or ruined lol
bronze olive
most schools would confiscate your shit
nooo
didnt mike say he was gonn amake buckshot trading cards...like..irl ones?
glossy swallow
damn
bronze olive
i would do aaaaanything to have a little dealer in my pocket
glossy swallow
trading cards, or a card game
cosmic heron
didnt mike say he was gonn amake buckshot trading cards...like..irl ones?
something like that
dunno
bronze olive
i will cry tears of joy
glossy swallow
a card game sounds good but trading cards
miss me with that
bronze olive
im all in, give it to me
cosmic heron
Why I already made my own Dealer card lol
bronze olive
i love the dealer i want his happy face
cosmic heron
Mike has eaten 50$ usd from me already
I gamble on pokemon cards
I will gamble for buck cards now
glossy swallow
honestly a TTG with an LED gun w/ built in randomizer and a score counter
glossy swallow
i'd pay good money for that
bronze olive
sounds fucking expensive tho
cosmic heron
Better have some good holo art of Dealer
glossy swallow
layed holo art too
cosmic heron
I want the same artist that made the steams game art to design a card for Dealer
bronze olive
YES
cosmic heron
I fucking love that style
cosmic heron
foaming
bronze olive
he made the dealers lil face look SO good.... ;_;
glossy swallow
do we know who made it
cosmic heron
yes
glossy swallow
was it like, fan art or someone at cr
cosmic heron
Twitter
glossy swallow
neat
bronze olive
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK he lookks badass
cosmic heron
I wish I can do digital art oiaetjfwoi4jytg
glossy swallow
yeah me and some friends are working on a game and we're in dire need of modelers and artists ironically
ususally its the other way around
glossy swallow
people need programmers and have artists
cosmic heron
It feels so weird..
glossy swallow
we got like 3 programmers but no artists kek
bronze olive
It feels so weird..
this was me the first time i got into it, it took like 8 years to stop feeling the weird 'this is wrong' feeling
doing it more will cause it to be more natural
bronze olive
we got like 3 programmers but no artists kek
oooh
glossy swallow
honestly i've been waiting to make something like ms paint but for 3D models using vr
bronze olive
Thinking about becoming a tattoo artist maybe
do it
glossy swallow
because of how my goofy ass brain works itd be the only way i could do it
cosmic heron
No money:
bronze olive
also i must go i took my night meds and overshared nobody read anything i said, good bye ❤️
cosmic heron
Us army lookin at me offering jobs and money for a college
north brook
Can we get an absurdly low scores channel?
🥺
winter geode
lol how tf does that happen
winter geode
maybe it's a bug?
north brook
I was filling out a bug report while I was playing so I sat idle during a round for a while.
Maybe that had something to do with it?
winter geode
yeah, maybe you lose more money the longer you take?
not sure how the amount of money you get is calculated but it doesn't sound unlikely
i hope it gets addressed
warm turret
not a bug - you lose 4k a minute on the first gauntlet
north brook
ah, that's really funny
winter geode
that's good to know then
cosmic heron
I once managed to drink 5000 ml of beer
steel mortar
Guys I got 3 handcuffs in a row. Idk what the Dealer is tryna tell me
quasi needle
Definitely something
steel mortar
"Backshot Roulette"
cosmic heron
Dealer wants to kiss the shotgun so he's cuffing you so he could spend more time with it
steel mortar
Ah ok fair
cosmic heron
cosmic heron
and then he points the gun to himself
winter geode
Me: keeps shooting myself
Dealer: careful now
Me:
steel mortar
Is Dealer sexyman yet?
warm turret
Is Dealer sexyman yet?
he has always been sexyman
steel mortar
Shit you're right
cosmic heron
Spoiled baby
tiny bough
https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-shake-head-danny-de-vito-no-way-gif-13459123
once he grabs that saw you know its fucking over
trim hull
"how much does buckshot roulette cost?"
"it costs 3 **bucks**"
definitely worth a shot
lofty anchor
If the Dealer were an ice cream flavor, what would he be?
It's for research purposes I promise
winter geode
If the Dealer were an ice cream flavor, what would he be?
Rum and raisin
warm turret
If the Dealer were an ice cream flavor, what would he be?
broken glass
Tastes Like Blood!™️
trim hull
If the Dealer were an ice cream flavor, what would he be?
chocolate chocolate chips
swift pier
If the Dealer were an ice cream flavor, what would he be?
chocolate chip
warm turret
pale holly
chocolate chip
*chocolate chocolate chip
swift pier
*chocolate chocolate chip
pale holly
Why he look like the cookie monster on meth but as patrick star
marble epoch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukhIv8C7nJM
you should upgrade the toaster
pale holly
downgrade
warm turret
the human eye can actually only see 1 fps
pale holly
but 10 spf
marble epoch
the human eye can actually only see 1 fps
fr and we also have wings
ebon grove
what is this 😭
pale holly
the leaderboard
warm turret
what is this 😭
skilled players. so good they went into debt
warm turret
the simple generosity of giving the dealer a dollar puts you in the top 60 club attendees of all time
lost oasis
Guys how i can download the file game if i pay before?
warm turret
Guys how i can download the file game if i pay before?
assuming you're talking about itch, there should be a "you own this game" banner with a download link at the top
or if you didn't do it through an account, you may need to find the download link you received
lost oasis
i need to sing in?
warm turret
yeah
warm turret
all good - top right
warm turret
you're on this page, right? https://mikeklubnika.itch.io/buckshot-roulette
winter geode
the simple generosity of giving the dealer a dollar puts you in the top 60 club ...
Always tip your bartender
signal elm
tawdry otter
Can we get an absurdly low scores channel?
🥺
@winter geode Here's the code if you're curious
#│nightclub message
wispy viper
-1
I tried looking last night and those were the largest negative numbers I've ever seen on a game. Not sure why others feel the need to cheat it..
echo sky
Hello everyone!
plush dirge
haughty echo
marble epoch
After update i have 10fps
seems like you gotta upgrade the toaster
tawdry otter
After update i have 10fps
1.2.1 or 1.2.2?
quasi zinc
facts
wispy viper
Hi. I was just thinking.. what if like it impairs your vision if you drink the beer but only for a few minutes?
swift pier
your honour, dealer will never be ballin
turbid ruin
I really like the menu music. I wish I could find a remix that made it even more calming
winter geode
lament wagon
Hi again :DDD
gloomy sage
1.2.1 or 1.2.2?
1.2.2
gloomy sage
seems like you gotta upgrade the toaster
Bro it's school pc xD
quasi zinc
...
sly brook
Yeah that's probably the cause of the shit performance
gloomy sage
but luckily in another classroom there are computers with i5 10th generation and normal ones support vulcan
marble epoch
Bro it's school pc xD
wait you fr?
you lucky you could even start the game
my school pc is overheating when I'm on word
gloomy sage
wait you fr?
Yes, im running steam via .bat file
marble epoch
why are you gambling while in school
wild flint
I currently making a discord buckshot roulette bot
sly brook
My school PCs have 3070's
gloomy sage
why are you gambling while in school
Why not lol
marble epoch
Why not lol
how old are you
sly brook
Actually might be 3060's
sweet horizon
My school PCs have 3070's
is it super rich private school or what
gloomy sage
how old are you
16
sly brook
is it super rich private school or what
Nah there're two schools in it and one of them is specialized in tech shit
marble epoch
16
ok that makes sense I would do the same
idk how you managed to get steam on your pc as I lag when opening google
sly brook
I bet you I could get buckshot roulette running 40 fps on that hardware by using Linux instead
sly brook
Unless your iGPU doesn't support opengl then ig yeah
lean minnow
what is this 😭
People have found a way to break the game, sadly
neon tide
minus????
bronze olive
minus????
Legitimately they should look into fixing the cheater problem
Pisses me off to see all cheaters up there
bronze olive
No it got harder
unborn crystal
Except for the times it got easier
woeful palm
I cut out some cards from a few pieces of paper with item names and did something similar with shells and set up a very cheap buckshot card game
If i cant play pvp ill do it myself
Played it just now for an hour with some classmates
It was fire…
Tho due to the nature of the rules and the physical medium its possible to have stuff like 4 lives 1 blank or 4 blanks 1 live
Just making me want the multiplayer update to come even more
tawdry otter
Just making me want the multiplayer update to come even more
If you are on itch.io v1.1 there is a multiplayer mod
https://github.com/j-trueman/BuckshotRouletteMultiplayer
woeful palm
I have both and id rather just wait for the update for convenience sake
muted sable
Hmm
dense gyro
or am i the only one thinking that the ai got smarter
no, just shoot him with live rounds
meant to reply to the message under that one oopsies
manic wyvern
If you cheat the punishment is getting your legs picked off like a bug ❤️
Dealer bites your fanger off
wild flint
If you cheat the punishment is getting your legs picked off like a bug ❤️
Interesting. Maybe I should add a cheat option that instantly kills you and puts you on my buckshot roulette bot blacklist.
manic wyvern
He summons a plague of locusts and they pick you apart
wild flint
manic wyvern
Annnnnd then the ravens pluck your eyes out
manic wyvern
He summons a plague of locusts and they pick you apart
Like in our favorite movie the prince of buckshot
And then the game crashes and a bunch of malware is installed to your computer 👍
And it’s this picture 1000 times
bronze olive
And it’s this picture 1000 times
My computer has it 1000 times already
neon tide
they played so bad that they gone more than broke
they owe DEALER money now
quasi zinc
they owe DEALER money now
: Stonks
bronze olive
U know what's cool is there's a relatively big following of BR in Japan
I bet they account for a good chunk of fans
neon tide
lmao did 3 rounds in double or nothing damageless
😭
dealer couldnt do anything during his turns
he either got cuffed
or he lost a charge due to pills
and ended up shooting himself
im surely sharing a braincell with dealer
cosmic heron
My snake was sleeping and then I set the Dealer figure next to him lol
vocal granite
that's a cute snake!! 🐍
bronze olive
My snake was sleeping and then I set the Dealer figure next to him lol
Omg his plushie
quasi zinc
My snake was sleeping and then I set the Dealer figure next to him lol
"Please sign the waiver."
-- Dealer to snek
quasi zinc
snek cant play buckshot
he can play with his mouth
vocal granite
quasi zinc
vocal granite
double! or! nothing!!!!
manic wyvern
Skill issue
winter geode
he can play with his mouth <:Dealercursedokay:1211970354168467456>
woah
sly grove
when is multiplayer coming
wild flint
Later this year
sly brook
when is multiplayer coming
When people quit asking
sly grove
Later this year
thanks
rose dock
I wanna eat the plushie
neon tide
I wanna eat the plushie
eat it
bronze olive
I wanna eat the plushie
ME TOO
kindred meteor
double! or! nothing!!!!
Go big or go home!!
candid marlin
harsh pond
So i just played double or nothing mode smoked 0 cigs and 0 beers drank and still only got 19k is the first score random you get and the smokes and beer doesn't matter?
vocal granite
Hey so I got buckshot roulette on itch.io and I want it on steam right would I h...
hello, if you want to play on steam with new items, leaderboard and future multiplayer mode, you'll need to purchase it again 🙂
candid marlin
Dang ok thank you
winged shell
So i just played double or nothing mode smoked 0 cigs and 0 beers drank and stil...
It's based on time
The longer you take, the more money you lose
hasty shuttle
The Dealer's favorite food
marble epoch
So i just played double or nothing mode smoked 0 cigs and 0 beers drank and stil...
you gotta start speedrunning
bronze olive
The Dealer's favorite food
I...love this image
night marsh
I crave this food now omg
vocal granite
The Dealer's favorite food
lets do a buckshot roulette cooking livestream
we cut these fries until they look like the dealer
drink non-alcoholic beer and pretend to smoke pokies like cigarettes
marble epoch
drink non-alcoholic beer and pretend to smoke pokies like cigarettes
why non alcoholic
bronze olive
Bleeegh
night marsh
Give me vodka pls I like none of those beer or wine chfbcj
hasty shuttle
Have you ever tried non alcoholic beer? I tried a Heineken one and it was awful
marble epoch
Have you ever tried non alcoholic beer? I tried a Heineken one and it was awful
I have, it sucks so much
vocal granite
as an adult i'd say beer is only worth drinking for the alcohol, not the taste
bronze olive
They made those with I think coors...???? The strawberita??
vocal granite
and cheapness
bronze olive
They were fucking gross
marble epoch
as an adult i'd say beer is only worth drinking for the alcohol, not the taste
who tf drinks it for the taste
bronze olive
Have yall ever talked to those IPA guys. They do
marble epoch
the only alcoholic drink where the taste is good is wine
vocal granite
i had a tangerine beer (chopp) these days and it was fire
bronze olive
My cousin in law is one he collects beer
marble epoch
red wine is best
vocal granite
so refreshing
vocal granite
red wine is best
omg yes
there's a brand they sell here called "gato negro"
it's from chile
its so good
bronze olive
Is Gato cat
vocal granite
yes
bronze olive
What's preto
marble epoch
What's preto
its negro
vocal granite
🐈⬛
bronze olive
I saw thT
vocal granite
cant see black emojis in dark discord mode
bronze olive
Oh true
vocal granite
😭
marble epoch
cant see black emojis in dark discord mode
you mean in discord
cuz no one uses light mode
bronze olive
Psychopaths do
vocal granite
some Freaks do and its scary
anyway the wine is good, i think the cabernet one was the best
vocal granite
black square
it's white
lone pond
cant see black emojis in dark discord mode
imagine using dark mode
vocal granite
come on discord
sly brook
is it super rich private school or what
night marsh
Mood cjfbgk
sly brook
Lol
sweet horizon
me when school computer is better than mine
night marsh
https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004
What it feels like to open SAI at 2am
vocal granite
this limmy face takes me out everytime
marble epoch
imagine using dark mode
you using light mode?
lone pond
light mode users /j
as a light mode user pulling my phone out at 3am without turning the screen brightness down feels just like this
lone pond
you using light mode?
yes
vocal granite
as a light mode user pulling my phone out at 3am without turning the screen brig...
flashbanged to eternity
lone pond
tf is wrong with you
a lot
marble epoch
well obviously you're torturing yourself at this point
trim hull
Flashbang
lone pond
well obviously you're torturing yourself at this point
i rarely use discord at night and when i do i have my lights on so it doesnt really change a lot
marble epoch
i rarely use discord at night and when i do i have my lights on so it doesnt rea...
even using light mode when you wake up is hell
trim hull
2 blue stripes is all i see
Lmao
lone pond
even using light mode when you wake up is hell
who wakes up and the first thing they think of is to check discord
marble epoch
who wakes up and the first thing they think of is to check discord
me
vocal granite
who wakes up and the first thing they think of is to check discord
me......
no social life gang 💯
also i gotta keep an eye 👁️ here
so
marble epoch
no social life gang 💯
fr
bronze olive
who wakes up and the first thing they think of is to check discord
I check my messages first thing
lone pond
I check my messages first thing
well the first thing i do is to turn off my alarm clock since im so used to my phones alarm that no matter how loud i set it i always sleep thru it
marble epoch
well the first thing i do is to turn off my alarm clock since im so used to my p...
that's why I put 10 alarms
lone pond
that's why I put 10 alarms
ive got like 20 none of them wake me up
i bought a whole ass alarm clock just so i can wake up
i even tried going to sleep earlier but i still cant wake up
and this alarm clock is loud as shit
bronze olive
well the first thing i do is to turn off my alarm clock since im so used to my p...
Sometimes I wake up before my alarm clock. Usually one of my dogs is whining haha
vocal granite
i can never wake up before my alarm
my alarm is a funny audio of cats meowing to a melody
me: lord give me a reason to get up today.
my alarm: meow meow meow
me: ok convincing
bronze olive
Mines just a standard one from Samsung
lone pond
Mines just a standard one from Samsung
same
lone pond
my alarm is a funny audio of cats meowing to a melody
mine once was some finnish guy screaming but it still didnt work
lean minnow
Mine's Bandit Radio from STALKER
My alarm clock is the Austrian Radzetsky march, because the opening piece of it is so loud it wakes the entire building up
hasty shuttle
was Dealer an opossum in a previous life?
lean minnow
was Dealer an opossum in a previous life?
Why do you ask?
vocal granite
omg what a cute boy
lone pond
my ringtone is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPqWRBbjv_8
vocal granite
was Dealer an opossum in a previous life?
love that face
lone pond
i know its a dead meme but it kinda slaps
vocal granite
why do these meme songs go so hard
lean minnow
Has anyone tried to speed run the game to a million money yet?
If not I am going to time every run I do, and then submit it as the first world record
hasty shuttle
new sequel confirmed: ringtoss roulette
lean minnow
I'm guessing to get fast times, you would want to use as few items as possible, since the animations take up time.
lone pond
idk but i was able to beat sonic 1 green hill zone 1 in 25 seconds and the wr is 24 seconds so im a speedrunner i guess🔥
lean minnow
idk but i was able to beat sonic 1 green hill zone 1 in 25 seconds and the wr is...
Should I assume no?
lone pond
Should I assume no?
yeah you should
lean minnow
I mean has anyone officially speedran the game and have the world record?
I'll give it a shot tonight then
lone pond
I mean has anyone officially speedran the game and have the world record?
theres also one double or nothing speedrun but i think its just beating one game not getting to a mil
but there are no runs too 100k, 400k and to 800k
so youre free to go
and try to do a run
its gonna be the most rng speedrun in the world
lofty wharf
SHOULD I KEEP GAMBLING?
unborn crystal
SHOULD I KEEP GAMBLING?
Billion or bust
lofty wharf
🤝
winter geode
Pro Zambler
bronze olive
SHOULD I KEEP GAMBLING?
Never stop gambling
lone pond
SHOULD I KEEP GAMBLING?
99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THEY WIN BIG
YOU CAN LOSE ONLY 100% BUT WIN 3000%
bronze olive
This is the funniest thing ever. I love when stuff like that happens in video games
lone pond
m
lofty wharf
but my achievemnt! 😭
tawdry otter
But the achievement they need requires losing?
neon tide
but my achievemnt! 😭
neon tide
this image hits hard
tawdry otter
GENTLEMEN
lofty wharf
oh i just lost
2 live 0 blank
lol health is 1 so its blinking and doesnt show in screenshot
neon tide
lol health is 1 so its blinking and doesnt show in screenshot
you either die or die
kindred meteor
Double or Nothing abbreviation
No ik, I was meaning it as "was it double or nothing? "
tawdry otter
It was, yeah
kindred meteor
Oh damm
tawdry otter
But they were going for lose a million achievo lol
kindred meteor
Oh in that case
unkempt quarry
do i have to buy the game aggain for the steam version if i already got it on ich?
vocal granite
do i have to buy the game aggain for the steam version if i already got it on ic...
hello, if you want to play on steam with new items, leaderboard and future multiplayer mode, you'll need to purchase it again 🙂
unkempt quarry
hello, if you want to play on steam with new items, leaderboard and future multi...
how come?
vocal granite
otherwise there's an update on april 18th that will add new items for double or nothing
unkempt quarry
im inmaptient ill buy aggain
vocal granite
😁
neon tide
otherwise there's an update on april 18th that will add new items for double or ...
we need the audio cracking fix 🐟
vocal granite
did you open a ticket for it yet? haven't seen anyone here with that error 😦
besides you, that is
we can try to help you, and if it's a recurring error it will probably get fixed on a future patch.
#1225812824450797689 for the ticket!
manic wyvern
I wanna slam dunk the Dealer through a basketball hoop
vocal granite
manic wyvern
I’m balling. The Dealer is bawling
manic wyvern
I use him like a bowling ball by grabbing him (sticking my fingers in his eyes) and then rolling him into the crowd of people partying downstairs
bronze olive
LMAAAOOO
vocal granite
just careful with the mouth
lapis jacinth
I’m balling. The Dealer is bawling
that goes so hard
manic wyvern
I stick my hand in his mouth and when I pull it back my fingers are just bones
lapis jacinth
I stick my hand in his mouth and when I pull it back my fingers are just bones
im gonna load all blanks and shoot you ok
bronze olive
I can't fucking tell who is who with all these fucking dealer icons 😭
manic wyvern
Im gonna stick my fanger in his eye just to see if they’re really hollow
bronze olive
Im gonna stick my fanger in his eye just to see if they’re really hollow
I think they kind of are sunken in
winter geode
100k...must...keep...zambling...
bronze olive
Remember that fucked up video Mike made of the dealer listening to like 4 different things
He had eat buds IN HIS EYES
Ear
winter geode
That should be the soundtrack to multiplayer mode
manic wyvern
Leave him alone he’s neuron divergent
vocal granite
he has mentol ell ness
bronze olive
He just like me fr
manic wyvern
Imagine an evil Dealer. Call him the Feeler
bronze olive
I like how u say that as if he isn't kinda evil
vocal granite
he's morally ambiguous
manic wyvern
I think he’s a neutral force
vocal granite
i mean.youre pointing the gun at him too
bronze olive
HE SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE
manic wyvern
MF YOU SIGNED THE WAIVER
vocal granite
deep thoughts
winter geode
vocal granite
yeah!
winter geode
Footage of player getting blasted by dealer
bronze olive
I DONT THINK I HAD A choice
vocal granite
you can stay in the bathroom forever
manic wyvern
Yeah there’s an Easter egg where you turn around and go into the stall and there’s a shitting minigame like in South Park Fractured but Whole
bronze olive
Yeah there’s an Easter egg where you turn around and go into the stall and there...
Wish this was real
vocal granite
Yeah there’s an Easter egg where you turn around and go into the stall and there...
is the dealer there too
for like
moral support
manic wyvern
You see him looking at you over the stall, disappointed
He’s not mad he’s just disappointed
bronze olive
Okay I have to ask
Would you categorize dealer as a white boy or is it more ambiguous
vocal granite
He’s not mad he’s just disappointed
when you go back to play he asks if you washed your hands
vocal granite
Would you categorize dealer as a white boy or is it more ambiguous
hmm, that's a tough question
manic wyvern
It’s a club of course nobody washes their hands
vocal granite
ew
winter geode
Damn
bronze olive
Okay personally ??? not white boy
manic wyvern
The club bathroom is so unrealistic. Not a single used condom on the floor
north lagoon
Oh cmon, when im playing suicidal, dealer just keeps killing itself
Barely any fun at all
winter geode
Oh damn, I thought the multiplayer option would be in the computer. I guess it's going to be in the main menu?
vocal granite
it's not in the game yet!