#│nightclub
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i dont know why i revert to becoming a sales pitch whenever im listing features lol
just a weird habit i have
"in game leaderboard that tracks double or nothing scores" top 10 is full chinese with 1b+
so useful
y e s .
wait how to i get the breakfast of champions acheivement
does that mean I have to buy the steam edition to gain access to new features?
uhhhhhh go go gadget #│nightclub message
beer cigs and meds
thanks, I didn't see it
dang i was gonna give him progressive hints to not spoil the challenge for him lol
🫢
I am on buckshot roulette on steam deck and I beat the game but it says press any button to exit but I try every button and it doesn’t work any tips?
scrap ur deck and buy a pc
This is a known issue I believe, I managed to fix it by changing the template to touchscreen mouse emulation, then clicking with the track pad, and switching back when you unlock double or nothing hope this helps you!
i swear the game crashing upon a loss is actually annoying as hell
Got both
Just like the steam deck it’s fun
Also on vacation so kinda can’t do it on pc
Exactly why not have both. I do so much with my PC and the steam deck is a god send for emulating on the go. You can pack in so many retro titles compared to the uncompressed AAA games.
How do you do this?
Using the home button will bring up controller options, you can find it there c:
Ok I just used a button to bring up the keyboard and clicked a letter and it worked
But thank you
who puts a computer in the bathroom in a nightclub
better yet, who takes it away and fixes the hole in the wall while you trip on quaaludes,,
HIM
If they add more items what would they be?
The bonk, lets you skip turn 😏
What if they add a new bullet?
as a customable option. i would add like duct tape option that on one turn it allows you to shoot two shells at once. it's like the handcuffs but you loose the option to select exatly if you want to shoot the possible live rounds or shoot yourself twice that can be live or blanks.
Oh nice
in a short round it can be more in your favor. but 8 rounds. then you are playing with the odds.
Nah
You can count it on your own
Wtf... Speedruning master?
i'm not incredible, my any% pb is 42 minutes where the wr is in the 20s
but i can do all the chapters and get all the berries fairly easily
Well ya but if it’s like 4 life and 4 blank you could forget
LESSGOOO I GOT THE FULL HOUSE ACHIEVEMENT
i just have the cash out 1000k and lose 1000k left
Use a peace of paper. Game doesn't require keyboard so one hand is free
I knew it, dealer uses rigged phones 😡
Surely there is secret Kissboy achievement for 1000kk 😏
1M simply won't cut it
how is that even possible?
- my dealer has 100% to luck 3 times in a row he used meds and not single one hurt him
Meanwhile my dealers take -1 from meds almost 100% of the time 🤣
Thank you for taking all my bad pill dealer luck 😏
Dealer uses inverter only when they are 100% certain(1/4??? Better shoot myself and not use 3 inverters!) but somehow know that 4/3 have 2nd blank after using phone... I wonder how 😏
Surely phone does not update "present" only when its player turn... surely.
I saw today that Buckshot Roulette is on Steam. If I own it on Itch, will that version get anymore updates?
April 18th or so is expected itch update I believe
Devs need to rip out steam elements out of it or something
Then in future MP update, maybe. 🤔
Oh ok, thanks man!
Everyone will get the content update on itch but it's impossible to add anything that requires Steam backend to the itch.io version as itch doesn't have backend to support it
so new items, ai update, localization, controller support etc- yes
leaderboards - not possible to add
so thats why u moved to steam or to get more people?
We will also be launching the game on consoles later this year
alright but the new items also will be in multiplayer (if it ever comes out)

We will make sure that multiplayer both has a lot of content and also feels balanced as playing against an AI is a little different than playing against a real person 
MP without new items would be not shooting yourself simulator lmao
guys i have a theory
Except for when you can deny sawed off lethal really
Or heal(1st turn advantage and all that)
what if we took drugs and we passed out in the bathroom and when we woke up the dealer was a person but it looked like the weird monster it is(im really bad at theorys)
Hmm... Can't tell from the lighting in the room.
Yes
All I can say is that we are being watched by people.
This is all the part of the entertainment.
what a weird world
How did I only get $20 lol
i beat the game in 20 minutes
🪑
perfect timing because im listening to the ending soundtrack
I beat it with double or nothing in like 15 minutes, this game is really quick I'm pretty sure :o
You risked your life for $20.
i was playing double or nothing and i doubled my money because my money WAS 10$

Bro was playing half or nothing
IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO THEN
YESSSS
Lmao
I don't get it why did I only get $20 lol
yeah sorry that im ripping you guys off
The best part is, it gave me the 140K achievement
All that money in the case is fake.
yeah i made sure
guys make your name god in buckshot
Family friendly shotgun roulette
its worth it
It just gives you an achievement
That reminds me of the heist I did in gta 5, was supposed to get $150,000 but we took so long I only got $956.
yes
Gta online*
what happens if you make your name dealer?
Oh shit idk
what a well worth heist
Does he have a canon name?
Adam
dealer
😄
I AM THE DEALER
no I am
I LOVE RIPPING YOU GUYS OFF
Wait guys can I have some advice
Make your name god you get god mode
Yeah what's up, b00mer4ng4?
dunno
Ahhh yes and totally not just an achievement
I've gotten quite lucky with my inverters
like without knowing what the shell was ahead of time
nah do it 10 times trust me make your name god and leave then repeat for ten times
I'm just not good at guessing what it is when I shoot myself or the dealer
I’m still tryna get all achievements
- Why is he looking extra sussy in you're screenshots?
- Always shoot him it never goes wrong :>
guys how do i turn off jumpscares in buckshot
is it even possible to get full house
How do you turn on jumpscares?
I thought the game doesn't have any, I at least haven't come across any
i played it today and i got jumpscared
i had my name godd (with 2 ds)
I feel like I'm being gas lit 
you are
it was a joke
I'm autistic and it takes extra brain power to figure that out
I mean honestly I didn't, I just went based off last time how everything went
fr im autistic
This game attracts the autistic /j
Same dude, you won't believe this but I diagnose you with being ||cool|| too :o
true(im autistic)
Artistic dealers 🖌️
🎨
OMG SAME
true(me too)
im gonna take a shit
Imagine him making the mona lisa, but she looks like him
AWWWWWWW
Can someone draw that
Guys if you name yourself Lemon, the dealer doesn't shoot you and he actually just squeezes you giving the secret lemonade item 
FR
AUTISTIC PEOPLE I HAVE AN IDEA
LETS MAKE A GROUP
It's 3AM, autistic people let's go to bed 🥬 🐊
its 6PM
You're a 9 year old now, early bedtime
add me please
NAHHH
You don't wanna be grounded mister, that would mean no more buckshot roulette! :o
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
anyone have a shotty(i wanna use it)
Fr though I need sleep, goodnight people have a nice day and or night
add me before you sleep
Goodnight!
Wish I could, but I kinda suck at drawing
Awww
i wonder if in game exist chain reaction
Oh it does, that's what you use to win in version 1.1
The dealer could handcuff you if there were two shots left, and then he would use the saw if one was blank (he always knew the last one on the last shot left)
ngl, for improved AI dealer is still funnily adamant on commiting suicide 🤣
i literally saw him taking a pill and taking damage from it lol
several times in a row
4/1? Yeah those are blank odds 
Also i feel I have been scamazed about dealer pill suicide
I gave them so many chances at 1hp 😔
I guess player pills are useless on 2hp rounds because dealer won't steal them after all
i remember my dude handcuffing me and then he kept shooting himself 4 times until he died on 2hp
Literally removing point of handcuffs 🤣
he acts funny when he uses handcuffs and keeps using items to prolong the player being handcuffed
Also yeah, im pretty sure its no longer possible to have 2+ handcuffs
sometimes its just hilarious
Phone also must be capped
don't think so

you'll probably need to buy the game again on steam, especially for multiplayer (when it comes out), no idea how you'd be able to do steam multiplayer with itch.io players
so will multiplayer cost more money? like a DLC
no?
nope?
oh ok
also the new item that switches the shell is really evil. when the dealer first used it i literally spoke "noooo nooo" in the monitor while playing alone
lol
But at same time it can create saves from literally being doomed to saws and spyglassess 👼
when there are 5+ shells and dealer has 3 of them its really evil. his nature is kicking in, he wants to shoot me so bad
btw, Mike goes into details in the newest blog post on itch.io https://mikeklubnika.itch.io/buckshot-roulette/devlog/709105/v12-out-now-on-steam-releasing-on-itchio-april-18th
Buckshot Roulette v1.2 is out now on Steam, and will be releasing on itch.io April 18th. The reason for a 2-week delay on itch is that some of the new features are created with Steam tools, and becaus...
Especially now that dealer no longer is stupid when there are 100% shells of one type
new cover art 100% my art hand-made donut steel
lol
lmao
100%
bruh the first comment 😭
this one?
a lot of people are very mad about 3 dollars
ye lol
Oh wow, there are more caps than just cuffs and phone 👀
idm buying it again i was just wondering
goodbye alcoholism
And only 2 adrens 😭
i barely use the beer tbh
Some folks there asking for removal of 2/3hp rounds when devs clearly are out to kill us in DoN 🤣
fr?
where'd you get this data?
ik it would be unfair but i wanna see rounds where the dealer has more health - maybe for when you consume the pills
Pills are kinda useless in 2-3 hp rounds so I think they got the point
okay so the weirdest thing the dealer does is when he uses a magnifying glass and uses a beer right after it
Lol
i find it kinda illogical
Maybe he's trying to skip the round :tf:
i think the ai just makes it so he uses any item
They have use in 3-4hp
after using the logical item being the magnyfing glass 🤓
in 2 they are single chance to be a dud/require cig clear 60% of the time
sometimes it feels like hes just on a rampage trying to clear his inventory lol
But then they could respawn so... 🤣
3-4 is ok but still. You can get "one shotted" because of handcuffs and raws in 3hp rounds pretty frequently
but its still kinda weird to me
So no point in risking with pills and losing one hp
Of course there is point if there are no cuffs and saw in play 😉
If you risk oneshot might as well take 40% to make it two
of course the game is still quite new so the ai isnt too smart
i used pills only 3 times and 2 has been a success
50/50 is better than 40%
they helped me on the first round when there was either them or restarting
Stop eating all the good pills, my dealer keeps dying 🥲
i dont have the steam version so i used 0 times and got 0 safe
mine too, hes overdosing
but dealer usually uses pills after smoking and only in 3-4 hp rounds
Dealer is stupid
they're more of a emergency item if you feel you got no chance and have to take the chances you have
but i feel like their chance needs to be buffed up to 50% or make their "spawn rate" smaller
Adrenaline is so op... You can literally take any item you want and you're stealing it from dealer
It's should be rare
because they usually just lay on both of our tables
Or chances to lose something
stealing pills sounds so hopeless its way funnier than it should be 😭
I really hope dealer stays item dumb
And why can't I switch shells the way dealer does. Watching him breaking the switching thing is so satisfying
They are just too cute.
Sitting on 160,000 new high score, do I keep going or bank it?
Billion or no balls
I got no balls anyway but I'll keep going
Why not, every clown should buy some from ball shop 😔
million or bust
get that achievement
For that achievement it’s so annoying cause you need to get a million twice right? To bust and claim
two separate achievements, but yes
ah rip there goes money
my dealer keeps getting dumber every time i open the game
this time in the first round he handcuffed me when there were 3 blanks and just shot himself with them 3 times
bro dont waste items!!!
maybe his brain is getting smaller with amounts of substances he consumes
Dealer does not have brain, its in bathroom computer
They replaced it it entirely with pill bowl.
pills have use in 2hp rounds
Suicide does not count 
I mean I guess rarely odds could be better than live rounds but still 😔
imagine you only have pills, dealer has 2hp and you have 1 hp. There's 2 live rounds and 0 blanks left. 40%chance of living is much better than 0% imo
Obviously invert, shoot self, shoot dealer 
too bad, the only thing you have except pills is magnifying glasses 
i am awake
i am ready to fight god
time to get a billion
Lets fucking go
3 wins
and the situation was either Im winning 4/7 chance or loosing everything
Why 4/7 👀
so,
Just use inverters against dealer 
dealer beatin the shi out of me rn getting really unlucky
Guaranteed wins on 2-3hp hands right away 😎
on the second round I won 50/50 and didn't die
I had a choice to shoot or take pills
but 50/50 is better
so many people won 4+ times
but maybe thats just a lot of hackers idk
hopefully they ll get banned
same
You want hackers just look at 23432894723947234 scores lol
i dont really know what developers can do about people who hack their scores but if somehow they will get kicked out of the leaderboard it will be awesome
was busy for a few days but I got the game lesgoooo
I love this game ! its remind me of a manga named "usogui"
because every time i open up a game that has a leaderboard its 6900000 points and levels completed in 3 miliseconds
and people like that ruin the point of having a leaderboard in a game
oh i wanted to read it after i saw its artstyle and seeing that mangaka is a boxer
but its not eerie like the game isnt it?
So uhh.. an interesting bug occurred to me just now
The house always wins

lol
read it, trust me ❤️
did they fix the hack issue? hahhaaaha
I say this because they hacked the ranking and achieved the achievement, last night I had it 12% towards the achievement hahhah
lol
Oh my that is a huge jump lmao
Ig its just amoun of players who did double or nothing
0.4% seems a lot more accurate now tbh
for full house at least
nah
1k?
oh
THIS TOOK ME HOURS LMAOOO
nice

holy hell
took long enough
christ
and the medicine worked for me
rng jesus truly smiling upon me on this day
is there a channel dedicated to the arg?
wait there's an arg?
Will they add multiplayer guys?
The inverter seems a little overpowered
how exactly does the achivement work? do you just use all your items you get in every load for 1 round of double pr nothing or is it talking about using all types of items in the game
Yeah, but the Dealer uses one too, so you both can potentially sucker punch each other. My favorite item, personally
you need to have 7 unique items + an adrenaline and use them all in ONE TURN, plus grab the item you don't have on the dealer's side
it's ridiculous
Yeah, and you can only do that in the DoN mode, since normal mode doesn't have all the items.
me and the dealer being a little devious (we all got 8 inverters)
it's massive RNG since you have to get all of the items, you CAN'T get any duplicates, AND both you and the dealer somehow can't die (if the dealer gets any decent items he will usually wreck you)
seems like the achievements rely on luck most of the time
fitting for a game like this tbh
yes but full house in particular is 100% rng in level setup and items
absolutely no skill other than getting rid of your dupes without killing either you or the dealer
Perfect kind of breakpoint 
I mean, not all achievements should be super easy or even super fair IMO. Which is why they're achievements
i agree that they don't need to be easy
hell i'm perfectly fine with super difficult achievements in games
8830 too few tho
Hi guys, what are you talking about?
That would be ultimate best 😏
but when it's LITERALLY complete RNG it just becomes unfair and unfun
and then theres achievements like shooting yourself with a sawn off

pain
Hey alex is this #│nightclub message list correct? Cause if so I has 2 cases of items over cap 😔
Aw, cut off at part where their head gets blown off
dealer got lucky and my 1.2 mil score went down the drain 🙂
f me lmfao
I got too greedy

let me give you some advice
3 now 🤣
4... 👀
man I still find it funny when the dealer falls over after downing the wrong pills
Yes, peak adrenaline use 
We are only lacking sad trombone sound
i have full house so i'm just going for win/lose 1000k
*metal pipe sound
Yeah, it's like comedy peak
Wonder if Markiplier would play the game again with the new items
I hope so
"AI cheats!!11!"
AI: Goes from 3 health to 0 with zero player input 
Suicide, pill, suicide

I just don't understand why it use pills when dealer lost only 1 health
It's like 60% to lose 1 or 40% to get one
And that happens in rounds with 4 health
so far teh pills saved me once
Classic DoN AI 
i was at 1 hp and risked it
And dealer shooting himself
i watched this mf use a magnifying glass, see that it's a live (i knew because of the burner phone), and with 1 life for both of us, take pills and kill himself
Conclusion: say yes to drugs 

Billion getting closer 😤
drink beer, smoke cig, do drugs
Wtf
The good (and kinda short) life


you will loose the 10 last years of your life so its fine they would have been horrible anyways

You forgot the gambling
ofc

was in game for 3 hours today i think im a little cooked with it
Buckshot roulette be like: "Live Hard, Die Young"
Risking your life for the money ❌
Risking your life for the free beer, cigarettes, and adrenaline shots ✅
3 complete hours of gambling your life? Sounds awesome!

That's the hardest and also the realest quote I've ever seen
Gotta love how some folks on steam will trashtalk adrenaline and inventer while at same claiming scores above 250k are sus and how you do not know to play if you think otherwise 🥲
so real
I love having an overdose of adrenaline and die of a cardiac arrest 
taking the double or nothing pills says that it might affect your driving so canonically you probbly die in a car crash so
definetly worth the gamble
the house always wins

if it we're me i'd just walk home
Except when it doesn't
casually walking on shady dark alleys at midnight with a bag of cash
what could go wrong
*briefcase
Forget about the charged shotgun you had?
don't forget a shotgun

i wouldn't mess with a guy toting a shotgun, even if he has a briefcase full of cash
back with a vengeance
Yeah, imagine trying to shot a robber who is going to kill you for the briefcase but all the shotgun's ammo was blank 💀
"Courtesy of the house"
would be foolish to not check the shotgun if it has live rounds on it
but to be fair, its a shotgun that can magically regenerate when sawed off so who knows 
True
The shotgun of a wizard
Wizards are cannon in the buckshot roulette lore?!?!?!?!?
"what the fuck I checked it and its full of live rou-" gets murdered
always was a bit bothered by that but to be fair the dealer is just a floating head creature so it dont matter much
realism
Exactly what would've happened to me if the game had a part where you had to walk home with the money
sounds like a win to me

Same
Welp, I guess this is how my journey to 1B ends, mere 4M 😭
Say no to pizza, say yes to drugs
I'm sorry for you man
Maybe better luck next time, because we as players for some freaking reason can respawn and try it again
gamblers never loose if they never quit
That's make me think, the fact that we can respawn and put the same name as the last time and the dealer reaction it's always the same makes me think why he can't recognise us?
i wonder why dealers eyes glow red when he dies
its an alternate reality where you won/lost
those are lights
oohh

But when you won and then come back again, it doesn't recognise you neither
Maybe that could be cool to add to the game, the dealer to recognise you when it's not your first time playing?
he probably doesn't care that you came back. he probably recognizes you, but doesnt acknowledge it
Sad
Still think it would be cool a: "you again?" (In case you won previously) or a "how the fuck are you still alive?" (In case you died previously)
Idk
its probably common for him to have regular rollers in the club
and the part where he "better not see you again" where you literally came back to life after being killed in normal mode is a more appropriate response
"i drink the beer because i want to drink the beer, not because it reloads the shotgun" -random alcoholic that plays this game
I saw a modding channel in the server for the game, but not a workshop or something similar in the steam page, how is it?
ITS SPACEUK
Me every time
"i'm not drinking all these beer to rack 8 shells and skip this round, I just want to get wasted"
dont use a macro for buckshot please
🔥

also hii space UK omg real
geometry dash enjoyer
you have taste my friend

guys i wont rig the rng
please
lmao

no way a superhot fan?!?
so if i react i will cough so much
really finding everything today
mmmmhmmm
How the hell did you know that?
mutual servers
i do that for basically everyone i see

That's ok, I do it too
@clever current over here is in this server, geometry dash, geode sdk, and globed
im mainly a devin2003 fan 
taste?!?!?!
So the inverter just swaps the shell with the next one?
get to see sneak peeks
no if its a blank it becomes live etc
yea
Yes
robtop & mike klubnika presents: buckshot dash
say theres 4 lives and 3 blanks, use the inverter and now its 4 blanks and 3 lives
that can go back and forth if you and the dealer both have inverters
i think theres already a level made in gd like tha
isn't he the guy that made "man/man"?
I've been doing it wrong this whole time ;.;
yea
no it was fnaf
and red rooms too
gore stuff
yea i rember now
Guys, do you like any horror story/creepypasta of the Internet?
not anymore
Yeah, I mean that
looking back at it, it was very cringe
For example, SCP or something like that
oh then sometimes
scp is cool
Yeah
backrooms were okay until it reached youtube poop level
does anybody else have this bzzt sound each like 10-15 seconds? idk if its my issue cause on the menu screen i dont hear it but when i press play it occurs
Yeah, I prefer the backrooms where there were normal levels and entities, not some goofy ass thing like adding shrek to the backrooms 💀
Wow everything I did last round was the complete opposite of what I wanted to happen. I was killed in 1 turn
no, report it in the bugs n feedback channel tho
Does anyone know if there's a mod loader for 2.0 now?
not yet
there is a game called "shrek in the backrooms" on roblox i swear i remember seeing it
Getting somewhat better took me almost 2 hours to win my first round...

So do you like liminal spaces?
Oh god
i have liminal spaces: the game (garry's mod)
Yeah, garry's mod it's a cool game
NO WAY DUDE I FOUND IT

HEEEL NAAW
this isin't the one piece....
There, fixed 
Heel toe or toe heel
TRUE THO
90% OF BUCKSHOT ROULETTE PLAYERS QUIT BEFORE THEY HIT THE JACKPOT
99% of buckshot roulette players quit before its only good pills from now on.
take the meds its gonna give you 2hp this time!!!
Fun fact: 100% of buckshot roulette players get out winning the jackpot 
Because if they didn't get out, it's because they're ||dead|| sleeping
i uhh cant record my game
obs freaks out
and freezes
also the cursor dissapears
anyone know how to fix this
alr i fixed it
Uh, yes? Maybe?
they're probably gonna be part of the multiplayer update tbh
well now something aint right at all lmao
guys, I bought buckshot in steam, but the game does not start
10k by the end of the weekend?
anyone else feel like double or nothing is too punishing rn
it's fine for the first few rounds but after a while it just becomes the battle of items
i just wanna get my last two achievements man
Its meant to be sadistic to a degree even
Artist will be announced later
It being punishing rather than outright killing you more than not is already a gift one could say 🤔
One guy out there had example of 3/4 or 4/3 where they need to beer a live, invent a live and shoot self with 4 blanks using only a single spyglass to just survive and deal single damage on 2hp round
If it was just 4/3 then they are 100% boned 🥲
Np, here is the latest one for BR https://mikeklubnika.itch.io/buckshot-roulette/devlog/709105/v12-out-now-on-steam-releasing-on-itchio-april-18th
no, heis8bitryan
Developer Stream is a little confusing, I think it means the developer is allowing streams of their game to appear on the Steam game landing page.
I can't believe they added the Dealer to fortnite
Hey, everyone! Did you notice ARG in Buckshot Roulette?
voltastandardelectronics.com
if you click on star, theres a login page where u need to add password
if you send mail to contact@voltastandardelectronics.com there will be autoresponse with Cipher
still no clue how to encrypt it, anyone have ideas?
https://www.roblox.com/games/16147193679/Shotgun-Roulette#!/about I just checked, and omg it's already all over roblox
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🎲 Welcome to Shotgun Roulette, a tabletop horror game that attempts to re-design the infamous game of the original buckshot game
🚧 Game is still in Beta, please be patient as we make this experience be...
He looks like a blob
A tumor in that lmao
Dealer before and WAAAAAY before 
he looks almost exactly the same tf you mean lmao
Oh
You are missing other 8 
what?...
Bwomp bwomp
Get what?
the achivment
Oh, no idea, I was just joking around, I am not achievohunter at all so im clueless 🤣
anybody know?
one of the achievements is listening to the music in that area for a minute
ye ik
then what are you looking for?
no i mean what should i do for the full house achiv
you need all 8 unique items
That must be hell
Depressed people be like
and you had all the items used?
ye
all these 8
hmm
i think some achievements dont work properly
...
"Coin Flip" didnt work for me
it should
which is shoot yourself with a blank on a 50/50 chance
I won coinflip in technically 2/1 or 1/2 🤣
it works if its 1/1 2/2 3/3 or 4/4 and you shoot yourself with blank
Now, I knew middle round exactly from phone but still 🤔
is using the magnifying glass not allowed?
I thought it had to be specifically 2 left in the gun
double or nothing start when you eat the red thing or when you say yes to dealer after 3 round?
After you sign the waiver 
you sure?
where should I post log files btw?
Well if you use pills your next run will be DoN, once you sign waiver score starts ticking down so thats when it "officially" starts
And after first 3 round when scoure gets determined you truly get to double
so i have to get the full house achiv after first 3 round right?
No idea where this achievo considers start 😔
But for 1M achievo waiver is what matters
Because after 9 and halm minutes score is about to drop to 32500$...
So you need 3 more wins
Wait 4 more and you need 3 mroe
Wait two and again... wait one and you are not getting that million 🤣
bro

nice
also is anyone else getting this? 😄
If you invert shell 4 times it turns into supa shell, source: trust me bro
o: sounds OP
this is the 4th time I've gotten a stupid number of inverters
never happens with any other item and the game always crashes after
ive gotten 4 handcuffs in 2 loads of the final round once
Just realised, can you use 2 inverters in a turn?
So does it just return the round back to the original?
overcharges it fr fr
does using the sawed off and then using a blank on you skip 2 turns?
Surely it does not just waste saw, surely...
? uhh, sawwed off takes off two pips of health if it's a live round. I don't think it does anything for a blank.
sadge
You're not shooting two times you just make double damage
i know. but wouldnt it be cool if you could use it to skip 2 turns?
I guess, but then the handcuffs would lose it's purpose, no?
Yeah but the saw only affect the gun
Maybe a knife of sorts could do that
or some item that makes you skip 2 turns when you blank yourself.
Gambling Dice
maybe.
A whole 10$!
Idea. New item red cups, you swap an item with the Dealer
Synergy you mean, skip 4 shells, even if you hit 
I still think the animation of when the dealer punches the inverter is among my favorites.
when bae doesn't reply
He’s just like: ”WORK, YOU PIECE OF CRAP.”
It’d be hilarious if he punches it, only for it to electrocute him.
or if his drawer full of burner phones starts ringing
“Oops, hang on. Need to take this call.”
”We talked about this, dude, DON’T CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH.”
honestly most of the time i dont mind dying to medicine. if my run is going that badly, it at is a fast restart
"3rd shell is... oh fine if you're gonna be like that"
can't wait to play the game after the hotfix for game pad users
i wouldn't mind a option to change my resolution.
so i can play fullscreen
and it not looking like ass.
I submitted a bug report because of it but it was clear that it wasn't a bug
||You have to use all 9 unique items at once||
where is the 9 est item?
You use the Adrenaline to steal the dealer's item that you haven't used
yeah you can’t use the magnifying glass, i guess you just have to get lucky. i’m not sure if the burner phones will nullify the achievement also
burner phones eliminate the shell from my experience (1/2 triggering achievo)
was 1 round away from a million, then died 😭
do it again
E-sports baby
Good players simply do not roll die badly
Thats why they are good 
Ngl it gets kind of irritating to play the game when 90% of your runs end because you are at a 2 charge round and the deal has handcuffs or sawed off and you have no way to tell what the next shell is- it’s basically a guaranteed death.
Thats self-shoot puzzle 
Just have to pray
Yes, its buckshot roulette
i hate this dealer
TWO MEDICINE 40%S IN A ROW
Thank you for your contribution of mitigating my bad RNG 
It is his game after all, wouldn’t be surprised if he rigged the game a lil bit lmao
nah hes too honorable for that
Omg I just got 53,000 dollars in my first double or nothing match
So fucking lucky dude
I ❤️ gambling
can they make the saw unobtainable in 2(max)hp rounds
Why do you want to nerf players :(
gm gamblers
True that
it also nerfs the dealer
and im tired of dying cause he got a sawblade and i didnt
You should be able to use your cash to make the bathroom less shitty
Use inverter, beer, glass, handcuffs, adrenaline 
honestly for multiplayer i hope they have settings where we can control how many hp, what items can show up, etc.
No items final destination time
if so im making it so all rounds are minimum 3hp
Question is it worth continuing in double or nothing to hit a million if you get less than 40,000
what the hell is a buckshot roulette
half that, 3 more, half that 3 more...
And you are never getting 62500 cause it requires to beat all 3 rounds in 112 seconds 
russian roulette but shotgun
thats just suicide mister
I've been playing for 14 hours total and can't get above 148k. Feel like I'm losing my mind
nononono my good sir
we atleast have blanks so you can survive longer
Almost there.
Buckshot roulette is a game where you do not need skill to win you just need rng to side with you
And mine is abysmal :DD
you need both
But you still need to know how to use them optimally
Frankly you do not need luck, you just need to not get unluck 
There are ways to manipulate the ai a bit before it takes its turn
if your not unlucky then your lucky partner
thats the thing
I mean it does ultimately boil down to luck (it is still russian roulette after all) but item strategy can seriously help you tip the scales in your favor
Has anyone figured out what determines the original score in DoN? All I vaguely know is item usage probably lowers it
and youll be lucky if you get good items
Time
-4k per minute, 70k base
Here I am getting 2/3 items, cigs, bad medication and phone on high bullet rounds 👍
Good evening guys, do I have to pay for the games on Steam again even though I got the games on itch.io ? It's not very nice
There should really be a way to add cash back to your base value, like taking blanks to the face “blindly” or at least something
yes
the only bad items are the burner and meds cuz its just not worth it
bad medication is unironically good item tho*
||* - on 3-4hp rounds.
||
Bruh, okay
The itch version will get the same update just in like 2 weeks I think?
thats the thing though only that
Oh okay
4k lost per minute? Then why isn't it exactly 38k or etc
Because its ~66.(6)7/s I guess? 🤔
Ahhh okay, cool cheers man
I assumed it was item usage, interesting
How is the burner bad? It can be a bit tricky to store what it tells you in short term memory but it can be useful if you use it a little bit later.
It is in normal mode - smokes, deaths and beer
When it's high bullet count, it's hard to get any use out of it
partner i do NOT need to know the 7th shell is a blank i will forget that in a heartbeat
Thats when you potentially get extra value out if it though
now if the 2nd shell is live thats fun but nah
Because you know its for example 3/2 rather than 3/3
Yeah, that does suck but that’s why I’ll usually try and wait in an 8 shell scenario
It can get highroll in 1/2 and 2/1 kind of scenarios or if you later get into it with phone
Yeah it’s also just good for knowing how potentially “safe” the rest of the round is
Because you gain intel on 3 bullets at once potentially
And that screws me over anyway lmao, when I take that into account it screws me (for example 3/2 odds ill miss lmao )
2 spyglassess in one, sometimes 
im so dead
honestly burner phone needs a better description cause I got fucked the first time thinking its like 4th shell overall but its 4th shell from the current one
How is it good even then? If you have 4 max hp and use it on 3 you only heal one point of health instead of getting its full value of healing 2. But if you use it at 2 hp the dealer can very easily kill you if it doesn’t heal 2
Bad meds could be a bit better if there were such a thing as 5 charge rounds but there arent.
Its god by being bad 
Never forget our top patron
Bad medication is designed to be bad, hence the name. The only good use you get with it is when paired with cigs
one of two, other is obviously avoiding lethal 😛
But I guess badmed is the most conditional item? 🤔
If you’re likely to die next round on 1 charge and it’s all you have, it’s good to use
you take the percs because you got shot by a sawed off shotgun
i take the percs because they're yummy
Still don’t understand why the dealer will have 2 missing HP and heal first with cigs instead of trying to use the bad medicine first to potentially get its plus 2 value without have to use another healing item. What is he cooking bro
99% of players stop using badmed when its only good pills from now on
he's not making threats, he is making guarantees
I knew it, the Dealer always keeps the good stuff for his personal use
And funny how he only uses Inverses on guarantees. It could be 1/4 and he still shoots himself instead
Multiple times
multiplayer is already out on steam, it is just mike pretending to be the dealer
There has to be something up with the dealer cause i swear this dude will shoot himself 3 times in a row in a 1 Live 3 Blank scenario, get all blanks in, then kill my stupid ass
4/4 I shoot, 4/3, dealer calls mom, inverter.
From future my ass.
Does the dealer listen in on your phone calls as well? I swear he seems to almost always “guess” the intel I get when I use the burner
So the video game version of a Mechanical Turk, only Estonian
Maybe man, happens to me too constantly
Not 100% of the time, but when it happens, you truly do wonder, eh?
Likely just coincidence
future as in what will happen in 10 seconds when he shoots the gun 
Do you want a strat guide and/or a breakdown of the Dealer's AI? Delightful Kissboy (on YouTube) has BR explsnation vids that still hold up pretty well in 1.2
I need to start buying phone+ 😔
Not for DoN
patented design by Koni
I've watched it, but it's outdated. The ai has changed + the new items complicate it
From personal experience 4/1 means 20% chance to selfshoot
But when blanks are higher, they like to go for even ratio
Delightful KB is great tho, I cant wait for his new analysis
Their new analysis adren OP
Man get to 9 million on his second attempt, crazy
steamforums: adren trash 
I see, have you seen his latest stream? In the last half he gets into the stride of the new stuff while talking through his decisions
Imagine doubting adren and inverters 🖐️😬
whos adren
Adrenaline
I use the same logic and can never reach the 4th gauntlet :,,)
oh lol
Yeah I did watch it, it was like 4am here when he was live
I like the new items but sometimes it feels like the number of them make it harder to draw multiple that actually play well with each other
I wonder if Mike took notes from whoever coded the SmarterDealer mod
has somebody done that?
hey what is the small update for?
Hotfixing localization issues i think
okk
I mean I can kind of make one but lazy 
you can also give me a crash course
I get 30+ win runs more or less consistently now

Except for the times I don't 
I was gun say xd
can you... give some tips at least?
It depends... Do you know what you do not know?
Then I do not know where to start 
start with items i guess
I guess dealer still follows the order of items being generated...
But I never paid attention to that ever so...
omg i knew i knew your acount from somewhere
just saw your also on the forts rts disc
They LOVE stealing beer and meds including badmed as long as you do not have cigs to use instead
They will not steal if they have the item so you can keep your saws safe if they have their own and so on
But because of their stealing priority you can deprive them of spyglass/damage
Inverter is rather simple, dealer uses it ONLY if they are 100% certain of shell being blank
Phone is pretty simple except it can work as spyglass due to bug
damn
Cigs always before badmed, badmed only if at 2-3hp and missing 1-2
Why not crowdsource the intelligence? Screenshare in Voice (no mic needed) and maybe some helping hands can give feedback in chat.
If they wanna shoot you they use saw of course 
If they do not know what shell is they gonna spyglass
If they know its blank but no inverter they gonna beer anyway 
If they can chug beer and they do not know its live, its chugging time
Did I miss something? 🤔
i love ss14
I am going to put IEM in your pocket 

For a moment I thought that might be colorized Concrete Tremors fanart
As for shells, dealer will know when its 100% of one shell type, but they are not going to be smart about shell ratio
So at 4/1 they still gonna waste spyglass or 1/4 they refuse to invert even with 7 of them on table 
Bro quits when they have loadout dealer would kill for 
Explains why they get killed I guess. #lore
If you eat enough pills you can do that too
Oh right, might not be whole analysis but there is almost 3h stream 😉
Even had #1 0$ leaderboard 😏
You talking bout the stream on Thursday night/ Friday morning?
Probably, one saved on YT
...how is he shooting a gun let alone moving hands with no arms?
Sheer willpower
I still can't believe he got to 9 mil in his 2nd attempt, whereas I'm 17 hours in and not even doubled a 4th time
5 hours and i've barely scratched 200k points on double or nothing
holy fuck these achievements are annoying as hell to get
Mate, doing worse with 17hrs, take that XD
maybe winning a few times to play would be fine
but expecting the player to win 18-20 rounds in a row when you're already fucked by rng is crazy
re7 21 all over again
5h and only 8M 😔
Unlucky
I mean, I think its fine. Its meant to be difficult
😡
i'm fine with difficulty but this is less difficult and more so rng especially on the final arounds because items carry over for whatever reason
tf when achievements are actually achievements, 100% steamhunters bane 
The whole game is rng tbf lol
just want to mention your love death robots pfp
and that's fine but like 20 rounds straight of hoping you get good rng isn't right
Its almost ROULETTE is a game of chance 
👊 Nice one man
👍
trying to get the 1,000,000 points achievement is like playing mario but every 3 levels they add a trap from a super difficult mario rom hack
Frankly its more like 10 rounds of not getting dogwater rng
Which, truly is rather rare
it's not even the issue of personally getting good rng it's hoping that the DEALER doesn't get godly rng
Then again I have only 340 minutes of experience in 1.2 
i have died multiple times because I get nothing but medicine on a 2 live round and the dealer gets sawblades, spyglasses, and inverters
Try getting just cigs phone and bad meds on an 8 shell round ☠
large shells 2hp with burst loadout dealer and no way to do anything my beloathed 