general-chat

[queen lotus]

It’s the same as the Japanese version. But US copy includes English subs.

[desert sonnet]

Oooo okay nvm yea I saw that!

[regal shell]

Is that... Schnitzel Cordon Bleu

Be aware that none of the special features on disc 4 has subtitles

At least according to the copy I saw. Also sad that Minus Color won't be in 4K

[desert sonnet]

Yep. That's what kept me from preordering. The 4th disc having no subtitles make it a no go for me

[limber carbon]

Yup, the best version.

[tired hare]

I can't believe Microsoft went to blue screen of death world wide last night

[limber carbon]

SPOILER: Sneak peak of Sandman || https://youtu.be/x0M9A2KCiS8 ||

Okay - now I'm invested in this,

[prisma cradle]

Too many people buying game

[limpid flicker]

The problem went so far beyond just XBOX. So far.

[lunar tartan]

Both look delicious

[plain salmon]

Any one else keep disconnecting from there party

[lunar tartan]

I guess that outage affected aws too. Amazon facilities were standstill last night

[dark sparrow]

I'm in

[desert sonnet]

[lunar tartan]

I fear I am getting old. My back hurts so bad today 🥲

[dark sparrow]

Phantom Program is now active

[summer magnet]

Ah the joys of getting older lol

[lunar tartan]

I mean I’ve already found grey hair

What’s worse is I’m only 26 😩

[limpid flicker]

Maybe it's more about lifting too much?

[limber carbon]

Rest a lot if you can.

[chilly sky]

maybe you're too stressed

[lunar tartan]

I don’t think so

[limpid flicker]

Just trying to find the potential bright side.

[lunar tartan]

I’m hoping it’s just from covid/laying more in bed and not aging lol

[hollow hawk]

I'm 18 with bits of my eyebrow going white lmao

[limpid flicker]

Yeah how's that going? You on the other side of that yet?

[desert sonnet]

My hair started getting white around 26. Sounds about right at least for me

[limpid flicker]

Well all your beds ARE broken, so... that's gotta be a problem.

[desert sonnet]

Now I'm salt and pepper baby 😎

[limber carbon]

I was racking my brain, trying to figure out what you meant.

[lunar tartan]

I tested negative today and have had no fever for multiple days. Today is the first day of no stuffy nose and cough is pretty much all gone

[limpid flicker]

I didn't start to go grey until well into my 40s. I'm getting "Reed Richards" style grey,

[lunar tartan]

This one isn’t broken 😛

[limpid flicker]

Allow me to explain. Trippy is BOTH members of a popular singing group from the 90s.

[young sinew]

Just imagine being baldy at the age of 20 🤔

[floral compass]

😄

[lunar panther]

I suggest making a post in #1091756150644555946 and explaining your issue in full detail. Someone here from the community may be able to help you out 🙂

[gray latch]

some ppl look fantastic bald tbh

[foggy skiff]

I thought they were rappers

[limpid flicker]

I won't look good when I go bald, because I have a weird lump. It's harmless I think, but... weird.

[hollow hawk]

Look on the bright side, white hair means cosplaying this guy is easier than ever:

[young sinew]

We gotta pour olive oil to make it shiny

[limpid flicker]

Rap is probably accurage, yeah. I'm just old and confused.

[hollow hawk]

gif picker giving me the worst quality gif possible

[limpid flicker]

I really would like this lump gone, but it also seems harmless so....

[foggy skiff]

speaking of rap, why are you a Big Pun wannabe

[limpid flicker]

Oh! Someone said that Microsoft were a joke, so I said that if they were a joke I would like to be a bad pun! See, I figure if a joke is worth trillions, I could have millions for being a bad pun! Or at least half a mil!

[young sinew]

Time to take a cup of coffee, It's 8 pm already 😦

[foggy skiff]

https://thehiphopinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Big-Pun-Bio.png

[limpid flicker]

I realised from context what you must be saying, but I was unaware of this guy when I set my name.

[desert sonnet]

Ooo I know that guy from this gif:

https://tenor.com/view/rotfl-lmao-dead-dying-laughing-gif-14164396

[quasi echo]

is windows still down?

[limpid flicker]

It's hot, my windows are up.

[tacit robin]

my windows are wide open ♨️

[quasi echo]

._.

[desert sonnet]

I gotta clean my windows

[quasi echo]

oh slow mode is increased....yappers are angry again?

[foggy skiff]

uh, where in the gif is he

[foggy skiff]

it's actually decreased, was a minute long yesterday

[tidal topaz]

I'm so glad I was asleep when it all happened

[uncut patrol]

is the avatar store down?

[young sinew]

i saw many joined on vc , wondering if it was good vc or not

[desert sonnet]

Donnell Rawlings makes fun of one of the hosts saying "at least I'm not selling houses with Big Pun, son" . Cause the host is a leasing agent and was making promo vids with him

[idle spear]

You know when the server are down when people are in voice chat

[desert sonnet]

And then in the gif, Donnell Rawlings and everyone crack up from the joke

[foggy skiff]

ah

RIP Big Pun though

[tight spade]

does anyone know that game pass is now 19.99

[mossy wedge]

No

[placid harness]

well i 100%'d the insula fonte region in just cause 3

[tacit robin]

its just had a price increase so maybe for your region.

[mossy wedge]

Makes sense cause I just got it for 16.99 today

[young sinew]

i buy core only nowadays 😦

[fiery python]

Yes, they announced the changes recently.

[placid harness]

all provinces liberated, all collectibles found there (rebel shrines, di ravello tapes, vintage parts and daredevil jumps)

[tight spade]

anddd bruu i need help it charged my paypal 16.99 and i dont have my gamepass does anyone know what to do

[fiery python]

Reboot and try again.

[tropic carbon]

Looks like we about to break FTC again, let's see what we can do this time as damage 😈

[fiery python]

Sometimes it takes a minute for it to kick in.

[tight spade]

i did and it doesnt say ulitamte next to my name

[green laurel]

Or kick it

[tight spade]

im canceling it do i get my money back

ts stressful asf

[fiery python]

How long ago did you buy it?

[graceful plover]

does anyone know much about game pass on pc?, i just bought a second hand pc and its asking me to sign in as the previous owner even though in settings on the app its showing my email

[tight spade]

it js updated

[fiery python]

Probably best to do a full factory reset/reinstall of Windows to clear out their stuff.

[barren tiger]

I proceeded to buy Final Fantasy VII because of the discount

[analog wing]

Hiya! Is outlast trials worth buying?

[lucid folio]

Does anyone still play warhammer chaoesbane

I might go back to it to see if anyone can be joined

[slim hull]

Somebody at xbox ask Bull Grates why we raised gampass to 20$? 😭

[worn vector]

ello!

[fiery python]

He hasn't worked at Microsoft for over 20 years

[lucid folio]

Bill gates doesn’t own Xbox phill Spencer does

[karmic prawn]

dose anyone know why my rockband guitar for the 360 wont work for the xbox one???

[fiery python]

No he doesn't.

[fiery python]

Because 360 peripherals aren't supported on XB1

[karmic prawn]

is there any bypass?

[fiery python]

Buy an XB1 guitar

[karmic prawn]

aw shucks thats not cool

[lucid folio]

Anyone can ask Phil Spencer if they wanna buy Xbox from him but you must be rich for that

[placid harness]

is your guitar wireless or wired?

[dreamy hedge]

🐝

[karmic prawn]

wired

[placid harness]

legacy 360 instrument controllers have to be wireless for them to work on x1/xsx|s
keep in mind you'll need a wireless adapter for them which is $350 on amazon

[karmic prawn]

o

[lucid folio]

I’m a poisonous spider

[cinder veldt]

NGL if it's on Amazon and for that price. It's s steal

[lucid folio]

Do Xbox 360 controllers get stick drifts

But not as bad as some Xbox series x controllers?

[halcyon stratus]

Yes

[cinder veldt]

Yes basically any controller can drift

[thin nimbus]

That's a lot of people

[lucid folio]

They nerfed the the loot drops on warhammer chaoesbane

Unless the slayer editon has a patch before the loot was nerfed

[weary solar]

#rules 💵 13. Do not attempt to buy, sell, or trade items or codes in this server or via DM with server members. Do not ask for handouts, free codes, or other freebies either. If a user has a spare code they wish to give away for free, they may do so.

[upper wraith]

What do i do with the code then😭😭

[fiery python]

Ah, I misread, sorry. I thought you were asking for a code.

But as the message says, you can give codes away

[upper wraith]

No worries man

[lucid folio]

What console you on

[upper wraith]

Ps4 im broke

[desert dock]

As the rules said “you may give the code”

[lucid folio]

Ah I’m only on Xbox series x at the moment

But I may get a ps4 pro since ps5s are expensive still

[upper wraith]

Yeah i saw

[desert dock]

I have a ps5

[versed temple]

i have the black series s

[lucid folio]

I already bought Xbox series x at 500 with tax

[tired hare]

I changed my ps4pro to xbox series x its worh it

[upper wraith]

Ah im getting a ps5 yk had my ps4 since 2016 very insane

[desert dock]

Anyway I’ll be going bye

[proper mountain]

whyd my message get deleted

[fiery python]

Because that's a person we don't want discussed in here.

[sterile sequoia]

it is better to save up a little longer for a ps5, i doubt ps4 isnt going to be supported with the newest games mutch longer

[proper mountain]

what about marcus rashford

[stray beacon]

Added dead island 2 to the list of games I may potentially pick up with my steam deck, watched some benchmark videos, it hits 60fps uncapped sometimes which is impressive for how visually incredible the game looks

[fiery python]

What about you just talk about video games?

[hushed wharf]

Fortnite better

[versed temple]

dead island 2 is a genuinely fun game, it’s unrealistic at a lot of parts but it’s a genuinely fun game. would recommend

[proper mountain]

he's in fifa

[modern orchid]

Its nice not having restrictions anymore in FF14 anymore. Can finally get as much gil as I want. And keep all the gear I want.

[hushed wharf]

Kiss me

[fiery python]

Don't be creepy

[limber carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/buy-a-diary-buy-a-journal-keep-a-diary-you-need-a-diary-you-need-to-start-writing-in-a-diary-gif-17482947

[hushed wharf]

Can't even talk to a bot

[stray beacon]

This officially puts my steam wishlist at 40 games

[hushed wharf]

Strongest Discord rules ever

[tired hare]

Guys when I try to play on my Xbox on 1080p it doesn’t work and only 720p works what do I do

[tired hare]

You get a PlayStation (I genuinely don’t know)

[tired hare]

Fr I’m thinking of doing that

[fiery python]

Is your display definitely 1080p? Not 1080i?

[tired hare]

LOL

[tired hare]

Yes

I have a different Xbox same monitor it works fine on 1080p

[lucid folio]

Which steam decks do yall recommend

[fiery python]

Post the details over in #1091756150644555946 and someone will help if they can.

[hushed wharf]

Xbox series x

[lucid folio]

I said steam decks not consoles

[fiery python]

The OLED

[stray beacon]

I went for the 512gb oled

[hushed wharf]

You hate consoles?

[lucid folio]

Didn’t say I hate consoles I already have a console but I will not always get one in the gen era

[gray latch]

unhelpful!

[hushed wharf]

I didn't say you hate it too I asked

[stray beacon]

I would definitely advise against getting an LCD model steam deck now that the OLED exists

[gray latch]

what games do you like?

[hushed wharf]

Resident evils and souls like

[tired hare]

I might js give up and buy a ps4 everyone in my friend group owns one and pressures me into getting

[gray latch]

excellent

[limber carbon]

I would advise going for a newer model than an older model, if the budget suffices.

[hallow summit]

how do i convince my parents ot get me a monitor? i dont wanna play on the tv because i never can and the tv is crap

[hushed wharf]

But I'm waiting for new assassin's creed cuz of samurais

[gray latch]

ask nicely?

[lucid folio]

Sometimes when I travel I prefer a handheld but is still powerful more powerful then a console for away

[hallow summit]

thats what i do, thats what i always do. but i fail

[tired hare]

Oh my bad I meant ps5

[gray latch]

yessss

[stray beacon]

Basically the 512gb OLED steam deck is going to be the best option for the majority of people unless you absolutely need the etched anti glare display

[knotty saddle]

You gota expalin hertz to them and tell them a tv caps at 60fps

[hushed wharf]

Sad that Xbox doesn't have ghost of tsushima or any other good samurai game except for sekiro

[hallow summit]

the tv has 200hz

[gray latch]

maybe your parents don't have a lot of money tbh. playing on a TV isn't so bad

[knotty saddle]

Oh daym

[hushed wharf]

Rich

[lucid folio]

TVs aren’t bad

[proper mountain]

ive been using a tv for years

[cinder veldt]

My TV is better than my monitor

[hallow summit]

one side is faded, (typical samsung tv), i know them they do have money, and its always occupied and my dad takes it away from me to watch a football match ⚽️

[gray latch]

well it's your dad's TV

[digital comet]

i have an 4k 60fps led tv and its not so good on xbox series s

[hallow summit]

they have one in their room but they dont wanna use it for some reason

[stray beacon]

Yes, the $650 model has an extra 500gb of storage but all models of the steam deck support microSD expansion

[digital comet]

It doesnt even support 2k or 1440p

[proper mountain]

dont you think it would be strange your parents sat in their room all day

[cinder veldt]

My TV is 4k120Hz

[digital comet]

What panel?

[sterile sequoia]

i never knew samsung made 200 hertz tvs isnt it a typo?

[fiery python]

Mine is 4K 144Hz

[cinder veldt]

Idk, it's a Samsung the frame 2020

[lucid folio]

My tv doesn’t have 2.1 hdmi so I won’t know the difference of new gen games or old gen games

[hallow summit]

samsung q6 qled 4k

[sterile sequoia]

mine is 4k 144hz oled,

[bright osprey]

are achievements not working? there not working for me.

[dark yoke]

Highly doubt it’s 200Hz.

[lucid folio]

Mines a vizo tv

[digital comet]

Is there an 100 inch 4k 120hz oled tv?

[boreal mortar]

For me too 🫤🫤

[earnest sage]

I don't have a TV

[sterile sequoia]

what year?

[hallow summit]

i dont know

[lucid folio]

My vizo tv is from 2015

[dark yoke]

Yes there’s a 97” LG

[earnest sage]

https://www.lg.com/uk/tvs-soundbars/oled/oled97g29la/

[digital comet]

my tv is an lg 2017 i think (4k 60fps led)

[sterile sequoia]

billboard size tv 0-0

[hallow summit]

they should put slowmode at 10 secs

[lucid folio]

I won’t be getting another tv I’ll just a get a oled steam deck for the next generation of consoles

[shut holly]

the 49 inch one?

[earnest sage]

😂

[upper wraith]

Yall in 2 mins im droping the xbox game pass code 3 moths the one you get with nitro dropping in #xbox-game-pass

[fiery python]

You can just post the code. People post them all day.

[thorn basalt]

No but actually

[crimson wave]

hi there buds is there anyone having issues connecting to throne and liberty beta?

[stray beacon]

I thought we would've left the "external cooling fan that is literally just placebo" accessories behind after the 7th generation but I just found out they still exist

[thorn basalt]

Who wants the code bro idc who

[hushed wharf]

@hushed wharf I think him

[thorn basalt]

CHPVD-VKWXX-7KJP2-GFHDV-9FH2Z

[cinder veldt]

They still exist for the people that will fall for it

[raw roost]

Mm

[kind heron]

The market incentivizes tricking people into thinking they need a product over creating a product people need.

[thorn basalt]

Bro what even are you

[stray beacon]

Wym

[hushed wharf]

I don't have pc

[cinder veldt]

She is Loona 😛

[knotty saddle]

Why has xbox not banned zens yet

[thorn basalt]

Just give to someone bro idc i just wanna get rid of it

[kind heron]

Fella’s trying to pass it off like it’s attracting demonic forces toward him or something 💀

[fiery python]

Then you can just ignore the code.

[thorn basalt]

Indeed

[stray beacon]

I came across one for the steam deck that literally blocks the vent on the back and just blows air onto the surface of the deck

[desert sonnet]

Sup dawgs

[hushed wharf]

Bro what do you want from me

[gray latch]

yo Tripster!

[tired hare]

Supdog

[thorn basalt]

Bro 30 second cooldown is wild

[fiery python]

Hey Trippy

[cinder veldt]

Hot dog

[desert sonnet]

Yo!

[kind heron]

What’s wild was the fellas that made it necessary

[tidal topaz]

Evening Trippy

[cinder veldt]

The bot spamming? 😛

[thorn basalt]

Ok but 30 seconds too much

[summer magnet]

Evening!

[gray latch]

heya Lucy!

[molten briar]

It'll be changed from 30 eventually

Just chill for now

[kind heron]

If you can’t wait 30 seconds to type your next message, you may need to take some deep breaths and relax

[tired hare]

Hey spacenettle

[crimson wave]

buds anyone having issues connecting to throne and liberty beta?

[gray latch]

heya NiteTime!

[raw quail]

Can someone please explain to me why Microsoft is getting the blame?

[cinder veldt]

Uneducated people

[proper mountain]

what for

[granite verge]

People don't read, or don't read further than click bait headlines

[kind heron]

Because many people don’t understand that a lot of digital infrastructure is system built on system built on system

[gray latch]

bc ppl love to blame MS for things. they've never heard of CloudStrife before so that's less fun for them

[raw quail]

Ok, so I'm not losing my mind?

[desert sonnet]

That's what Big Cheese want you to think

[fiery python]

Also doesn't help that a lot of articles are calling it a microsoft outage.

[tidal topaz]

What happens next will shock you!

[kind heron]

And yeah, a headline blaming MS gets more clicks than one blaming someone else

[gray latch]

not this time

[raw quail]

LOL

[molten briar]

Nah, and at first it came out that it was azure related. Then more info came out

[desert sonnet]

10 reasons why this is Microsoft's fault. Number 4 will SHOCK you

[cinder veldt]

It's Also a confusing situation because the issue is with windows updates, but from a third party from my understanding

[gray latch]

then the article: "While Microsoft isn't directly at fault for what happened, ..."

[ocean otter]

ChatGPT typing the article :

[desert sonnet]

"the internet is outraged, here are two random tweets from accounts you don't know"

[ocean otter]

[tired hare]

Whoa im looking at all the flight cancelations on the news

[earnest sage]

My wife just missed that, her flight was at 6.45am this morning

[gray latch]

yeah if you look at the bar on the left hand side of this, there's sooooo much stuff affected
https://apnews.com/live/internet-global-outage-crowdstrike-microsoft-downtime#00000190-cbb3-d267-ab98-cbf397fc0000

[ocean otter]

I’m stuck in Metroid Prime

[fiery python]

I can't even order my prescription from my doctor because the whole system is down.

[mortal hull]

Bro go back to work

You have a wife

[ocean otter]

Trying to back track through levels I’ve been through to find the suit upgrade to get to the next areas

[stray beacon]

Plenty of people here are married

[tacit robin]

i blame Deek for it he says he works for Microsoft but he's really undercover for CloudStrife

[gray latch]

try a youtube walkthru

[astral falcon]

this is what they told us would happen for Y2K

[cinder veldt]

And plenty aren't (me)

[earnest sage]

It's like, 10 to 8 in the evening, work is done

[cinder veldt]

Maybe we just got Y2K 24 years later

[tired hare]

Stayed up till midnight just for nothing in 1999

[gray latch]

this is what Y2K would have been if ppl didn't fix it in time!

[bold ruin]

Is xbox severs back up?

[desert sonnet]

I could've sworn this morning it was CloudStrike but now the Mandela effect happened and it's CrowdStrike

[cinder veldt]

This is what happens when we didn't use windows ME

[ocean otter]

I feel like if I can figure Hollow Knight out I can figure this out

[astral falcon]

I remember staying up at my friends house in 1999 to see what happened lol

[foggy skiff]

next, it'll be CloudStrife

[cinder veldt]

I don't remember in 1999 (I wasn't born)

[tacit robin]

CrowdStrike sounds better

[desert sonnet]

Thank god for Metal Gear Solid 2 explaining to me what happened during y2k

[tired hare]

No not cloud strife !

[astral falcon]

well now I feel old!

[gray latch]

I called it CloudStrife to be funny up above and nobody called me on it 😄

[raw quail]

I just didn't want to correct you 🥺

[cinder veldt]

Don't be, I'm just oddly young

[foggy skiff]

I'm more popular than you 😛

[raw quail]

CrowdStrike do be striking the crowd though

[gray latch]

ofc you are! lots of ppl love coffee 😄

[raw quail]

CloudStrike and CrowdFlare

[tired hare]

Oh dear.

[cinder veldt]

Nobody knows what it's actually called

[green laurel]

Dont owls fly in the clouds

Blame owl

[tired hare]

Hey hey hey.

[autumn viper]

I thought CrowdStrike was a software thing, not a ford mustang

[weary solar]

#rules 🚨 12. Certain topics are not appropriate for discussion, such as: game sharing outside of your household, self-repair and disassembly of hardware, piracy, emulation, violating Xbox policies or Terms of Service, explicit material, not-safe-for-work topics, discussion of leaks, and questionable or illegal activities. Other topics are subject to moderator discretion.

NOTE: Even though Xbox is offering controller repair kits for sale now, self-repair discussion in this server beyond linking to said kits is still not allowed. Self-repair requires a moderate level of skill and knowledge to do and any errors in doing self-repair can result in damage that is not covered under any warranty. If you have questions that are not answered by the guides linked off the controller parts pages in the store, you likely do not posses the skills or knowledge for performing the self-repair and should seek out a repair shop to perform your repair.

[halcyon stratus]

This could get your account banned

[queen lotus]

The dude that works at MakoSoft?

[foggy skiff]

can't blame the owl after what Kendrick did

[cinder veldt]

Or even Xbox

[halcyon stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-car-drive-thug-life-gif-9933565

[foggy skiff]

"they see me rollin', they hatin"

[raw quail]

I am actually surprised how much stuff runs on Windows

[halcyon stratus]

lol wut

[desert sonnet]

The rest run on Dunkin

[halcyon stratus]

The most popular operating system in the world does in fact run a lot of things

[cinder veldt]

I think Kit is more on the surprised that it's still so dominating in server enterprise

[halcyon stratus]

We are actually lucky that only the windows version of crowdstrike died today. Because there are Linux and Mac versions that we use at work

[cinder veldt]

I imagine the Linux one would've caused a whole list of different things going down

[vast ermine]

is everything back up yet?

[halcyon stratus]

No

[dark yoke]

It’s too hot

[halcyon stratus]

My friend is on an IT team that is going computer to computer with a bunch of usb recovery keys to get them back online

[tacit robin]

bit locker 😉

[cinder veldt]

People on tiktok are making memes that their computers still work, ofc it works. It's personal

[halcyon stratus]

Yes that is related

The usb recovery thing lets the computer find its key from a server so they don’t have to type it in manually

[tacit robin]

at work today we managed to escape it all even though the system we use is AVD Azure Vitrail Desktop

[silk mountain]

So is flintlock worth trying

[raw quail]

Guys did you know that TacticaT is very smart, and I'm very stupid?

[halcyon stratus]

I’m sure you know way more about condiments than I do!

[queen lotus]

I’m glad my clients don’t have CrowdStrike on the servers. I just been sharing memes all day.

[raw quail]

Exactly

[lime patrol]

when does the rainbow six siege sale end if anyone knows

and can someone explain gameshare to me

[cinder veldt]

Tbh windows server for example offers some great tools like active directory leading it to being used a lot in business

[untold onyx]

does anybody else’s MW3 servers get laggy after a 5 - 10 min timeframe? like to the point where it’s unplayable

[limber carbon]

Inaccurate

[halcyon stratus]

Nope. Roommates only.

[limpid flicker]

That feature is meant for those who share homes.

[queen lotus]

The store page should say when the sale ends. Gamesharing shares digital games/membership on the account with that console.

[granite hedge]

It's meant for that but people don't use it that way

[fiery python]

It is for use within your own home if you share a console with other people, or if you have more than one console in the home.

[limber carbon]

Only the people who live with you.

[limpid flicker]

Yeah, some people take incredibly stupid risks.

[fiery python]

Gamesharing with people outside of your home violates the Xbox Terms of Service and our server rules. #rules

[weary solar]

#rules 🚨 12. Certain topics are not appropriate for discussion, such as: game sharing outside of your household, self-repair and disassembly of hardware, piracy, emulation, violating Xbox policies or Terms of Service, explicit material, not-safe-for-work topics, discussion of leaks, and questionable or illegal activities. Other topics are subject to moderator discretion.

NOTE: Even though Xbox is offering controller repair kits for sale now, self-repair discussion in this server beyond linking to said kits is still not allowed. Self-repair requires a moderate level of skill and knowledge to do and any errors in doing self-repair can result in damage that is not covered under any warranty. If you have questions that are not answered by the guides linked off the controller parts pages in the store, you likely do not posses the skills or knowledge for performing the self-repair and should seek out a repair shop to perform your repair.

[halcyon stratus]

Like letting a bird run their corporate security

[lean verge]

Is Xbox still down?

[granite hedge]

Nobody even has access to my account but that's just from what I know

[limpid flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-drinking-bird-keyboard-the-simpsons-gif-8025433

[granite hedge]

It's been going down a lot recently and the 4.5 million group post for siege rn is crazy

[fiery python]

No

[lean verge]

Man I just came back to play some games haven’t played in awhile and Xbox been down

[granite hedge]

It was down yesterday for a min

[lean verge]

Damn no wonder

[raw quail]

Oki, it has just always been Linux whenever I've dealt with server stuff.
I didn't know know anything about server or enterprise OS marketshare, but luckily TacticaT is always ready with a sarcastic remark whenever someone knows less about IT than him!

[granite hedge]

But should be good now idk I'm not on Xbox

I'm just curious on when the group post bots are gonna be fixed. Can barley find an actual post for siege now

[fiery python]

They're working on it.

[halcyon stratus]

I’m sorry that you took offense at the joke.

[limpid flicker]

Messing with Windows server stuff seems way more complicated than Linux servers to me, but hey I guess it depends on what you learned with.

[halcyon stratus]

The admin tools on windows are sooo nice

[raw quail]

What's the saying in here? "Jokes are meant to be funny"?

[cinder veldt]

We learn some windows server basics in school so I know it has some uses. But generally Linux is more efficient for most tasks, however it might not be as simple to manage by everyone

[halcyon stratus]

I apologized. That’s all I can do. in my mind a joke about windows being popular isn’t that hurtful. Any further apologies from me on that would only come out as trite.

[cinder veldt]

Anything active directory is unironically really good and easy to manage

[tacit robin]

this is funny this person couldn't even open there fridge

[gray latch]

I don't think I believe that one lol

[halcyon stratus]

Active Directory and the policy stuff it can do makes management super easy yea

[limpid flicker]

I should've made more effort to learn all that stuff.

[autumn viper]

Open the fridge, probably still could, do whatever that screen was even used for, maybe not so much

[limpid flicker]

I'm a bit long in the tooth to be learning new skills now, honestly.

[granite verge]

Who is running Crowdstrike on their fridge? 😂

[raw quail]

Android from the looks of it?

[tacit robin]

🤷‍♀️

[halcyon stratus]

Not anyone in the Silicon Valley tv show universe that’s for sure

[raw quail]

I think it's just a meme

[tacit robin]

fridges are smart now they can even order your food for you.

[autumn viper]

I don’t need my fridge ordering anything for me lol

[granite verge]

The malware check is actually for out of date food

[halcyon stratus]

(In that show a major plot beat was when they accidentally infected every smart fridge in the world with their app)

[queen lotus]

Is there a digital release? Because I imagine you can just open door normally.

[halcyon stratus]

It is a photoshop don’t overthink it lol

[cinder veldt]

We've worked with it a lot in school. And generally for a business where multiple people across multiple systems are running windows. There is no better option

[short mantle]

👀

[cinder veldt]

You should've seen the windows server course books our teacher had, they were huge

[limpid flicker]

God I'm about to reveal the size of the gaps in my knowledge.
I don't know what Active Directory is for. 👀

I mean I've screwed with an IIS installation and running .net web stuff, but you (or at least I) didn't need to learn that to do what I was doing.

[fiery python]

If that's not Blake Lively then they messed up.

[queen lotus]

I hope that’s also Ryan

[short mantle]

It would be hilarious if they cropped Ryan’s face onto a woman's body lol

[raw quail]

Deadpool's body proportions appears to be shaped in a way that is often associated with feminine individuals

[limpid flicker]

Help me out here, why would Blake Lively be the right person for Femmepool?

[fiery python]

Because it's Ryan Reynold's wife which would be the perfect 4th wall break

[halcyon stratus]

Every single computer, user, printer, cell phone, etc gets categorized in the directory and then the whole AD system runs policies and DNS and patch rollouts and authentication and username to full name mapping and blah blah blah

[raw quail]

Omg the new Overwatch hero trial is today

[earnest sage]

Let me know how she is Kit

[halcyon stratus]

At a full Microsoft shop AD/dns/dhcp/exhange turn on to this horrifying beast like when the voltron cats merge together

[raw quail]

Ok!

[earnest sage]

Saw the photo where it focuses on her feet and someone was like "Yeah, they know what they were doing"

[raw quail]

Uhhh.. I seeeee

[cinder veldt]

It's basically what you sew at school or workplaces when you can sign in to the same user on multiple computers and access same printers and same desktop.

[limpid flicker]

I'm curious, does it actually seem strange or bad to you that I didn't know most of that despite having got my hands dirty on code running on a Windows server?

I knew about what I was doing. 😅

[desert sonnet]

This is gonna be awesome

[lucid folio]

I want my fridge to order me video games on Amazon

[halcyon stratus]

If you developed apps to run on iis and didn’t use the ad auth system then that is a miss
But it is possible to do local app auth and not ever care sure

[lucid folio]

Alexa should be programmed to do that too

[torpid juniper]

Guess who’s back back again

[halcyon stratus]

Justin Bieber?

[lucid folio]

Deadpool

[sage ice]

Elvis and 2 Pac?

[torpid juniper]

nope I’m back from my corner time

[limpid flicker]

I mean, my "small time guy" schtick mostly involves making little additions to work someone else already did.

[lucid folio]

Avril Lavigne

[cinder veldt]

Do you know about WDS and WSUS too? (WDS unironically helpful)

[limpid flicker]

WSUS yes.

WDS I can't remember that one, but ehh maybe I've interacted with some of this stuff in an empirical way without understanding it.

[exotic lintel]

hey is anybody still having problems signing in? i know crowdstrike said they were fixing their stuff but i wanna play so bad😭

[cinder veldt]

Boot over pxe, do I need say more?

[limpid flicker]

I'm very uhhh, patchily self-taught.

[lucid folio]

Justin Bieber is mean

[limpid flicker]

I think I'm on your page now.

[gray latch]

yeah! he punched my goldfish!

[limpid flicker]

But yea compared to most folks around here I'm a hack and a fraud. /hj

[green laurel]

Thats fishy behaviour

[cinder veldt]

Imagine you have a USB with windows installation files. But instead it's on a network device so anyone over ethernet and with the credentials can access the different ISOs available on the server

[limpid flicker]

No yeah I'm with you, I know what you're talking about now.

[cinder veldt]

Sweet

[lucid folio]

I mean if Justin beiber isn’t happy then he should quit singing all together

[astral falcon]

does your character not put one in before hopping into it (if one isn't there)?

[raw quail]

She plays exactly like I've hoped, except her gun is burst

[lucid folio]

He needs to find something he loves doing

Taylor swift Avril Lavigne those 2 love to sing

YELLS

[worthy stump]

guys is forza horizon 5 working on pc for any of you

[cloud marten]

my fellow americans 🫡 🦅

[gray latch]

there's ppl here from all over the world

[cloud marten]

should've quit in 2010 or whenever he started

[cloud marten]

im just quoting biden man 😭

[weary solar]

#rules 🏛️ 11. No political or religious topics. These complex subjects result in controversial and offensive posts. This includes using images of political or religious figures in your profile picture.

[cloud marten]

oh my god

[hushed wharf]

Wanna play?

[bleak robin]

I need an Ethan nation flag

[cloud marten]

i can't take it anymore 😭 IT ISNT POLITICAL

[gray latch]

what would it have on it?

[hushed wharf]

#1094715375884697600

[fiery python]

Alright, let's move on.

[bleak robin]

That is a wonderful question that I have no answer for

[gray latch]

mine would have a bird

[covert iron]

"Cheeseburger"

• Joe Biden

[hushed wharf]

Sandwich better

[fiery python]

I said to move on, not contribute to it.

[bleak robin]

I would quote Futurama but I’d get in trouble

[cloud marten]

chocolate chocolate chip!

[knotty saddle]

Your the definition of a discord mod.

[cloud marten]

bro has every pronoun 😂 i respect it tho

[gray latch]

so anyway. video games!

[cloud marten]

oh man, those video games!

[hushed wharf]

No there's 1 million+ people making every day new🤣

[desert sonnet]

Gonna play more Coral Island and maybe Content Warning later

[silk mountain]

Yeah I don’t even know what to play today

[cinder veldt]

I miss playing content warning

[cloud marten]

yeah 😂

[gray latch]

I need to make some progress on AC Odyssey

[tired hare]

The game that never ends !

[cloud marten]

i might attempt an 12 hour flight on msfs

[gray latch]

so true lmao

[desert sonnet]

It's fun but kinda wish it had more maps and was a little easier to get views

[fiery python]

I thought about getting back to MSFS some day, but figured I may as well wait for 2024 now.

The game losing my progress after over 500 hours annoyed me too much.

[gray latch]

oh no D:

[fiery python]

Well, it didn't so much lose my progress, I had to delete my save otherwise the game wouldn't work.

[cloud marten]

😂 my landings have for sure injured a few

[hushed wharf]

I hope AC Shadows is not short as Mirage or long as Valhalla

[gray latch]

psh I never did have a landing that wsn't a crash

[modern orchid]

Map size is about the same as Origins. Which I think is perfect.

[fiery python]

There's no need to take it there @cloud marten

[cloud marten]

😂

[foggy skiff]

I never had a takeoff that wasn't a crash

[desert sonnet]

I'm about to crash out

[hushed wharf]

I played today origins for first time for 2 hours but I got bored :/ maybe I just don't like Egypt sand vibe

[foggy skiff]

crash out: to go insane or to do something stupid

[desert sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/powercrash-kid-crash-gif-14560716

[hushed wharf]

Also I don't like I need certain level to do quests

[nimble basin]

Hello, who wants a free game pass code please?

[fiery python]

Feel free to drop the code in #xbox-game-pass and someone will grab it from there.

I recommend mentioning that it's a trial code for new subscribers only.

[hushed wharf]

Is this a thing in mirage too?

[fierce orbit]

Mirage is pretty fun, highly reccommend

[modern orchid]

I never finished it. I might do it next month because Im getting Ubisoft+ for Outlaws.

[fierce orbit]

tbh. its short and sweet. you could finish it within two days

[cinder veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/mirage-c-sgo-bomb-gizmo-where-gif-10868575

[tired hare]

Is there a way to stop games from asking me to select a profile after starting them? I'm already logged in before I start it, my profile is the only one on my Xbox, and it's getting tiring to keep selecting my profile when starting Cyberpunk 2077.

[cinder veldt]

Wrong mirage 😛

[fierce orbit]

?

[cinder veldt]

That's just a thing that's built into the games

[fierce orbit]

I saw Origins, so i figured it was AC Mirage

[silk mountain]

Is suicide squad any good

[cinder veldt]

Oh no I just saw mirage and had to make a reference to the CS map Mirage

[fierce orbit]

oh ok

[silk mountain]

Guess not

[fierce orbit]

its iffy

i dont own it. but to me it looks meh

[modern orchid]

Also gonna play Beyond Good and Evil next month as well. Never played it. Heard good things about it.

[hushed wharf]

Hmm when is mirage gonna be in Xbox game pass

[lucid folio]

Ac mirage was a terrible ac game

[fierce orbit]

i have no clue. plus i doubt it

[fierce orbit]

how so? I thought it was great! Story was short and sweet, combat was nice. stealth was perfect. world was amazing

[lucid folio]

The only ac games I like are the rpgs

[gray latch]

I played it a few years ago for the first time and really enjoyed it!

[lucid folio]

The regular ac games bore me to death

[pliant kernel]

I went offline for like 5 months and I can’t find any of my old captures can someone help me out

[fierce orbit]

did you play Mirage?

[lucid folio]

Yes and it was not good

[fiery python]

Hate to break it to you, but they're gone.

[fierce orbit]

hmm ok

[pliant kernel]

???? how i had good memories in there

[lucid folio]

How come Xbox deletes captures

[fierce orbit]

tbh. despite what people tell me. I bought Valhalla. And I'm loving it ❤️

[hushed wharf]

I think shadows will be really good just cause of it's about samurais etc and Japan lol

[fierce orbit]

I got the Complete edition too. was on sale and was worth it

[fiery python]

They made a change recently that deleted everything over 90 days. They did send notifications out in advance to give people a couple of months notice and it was published in gaming media too

[pliant kernel]

why would they do that i’m actually really sad i had so much in there

[fierce orbit]

Shadows looks neat. But i'm not gonna buy it. Still a cool looking game
Hexe Intrest me way more tho

[lucid folio]

I don’t think ac game was a complete editon

No ac rpg is a complete editon

[half hazel]

Shadows got guns
Easy win

[modern orchid]

The beginning is good, but eventually it gets too repetive. When you want it to end it doesnt, thats my experience anyway. Not a bad game, just too long.

[fiery python]

Because storing all that data is expensive and a significant percentage of captures were super old or things people forgot they even have.

[pliant kernel]

is there no way to obtain them still? or are they just completely wiped

[fierce orbit]

Valhalla has a Complete edition, which has all the DLC's and stuff

[half hazel]

Valhalla is nice
But too big

[fiery python]

No, you missed the cut off unfortunately. They're permanently deleted now.

[fierce orbit]

its funny to me tbh.
People hate how long Valhalla is. and Hate how Short Mirage is

[pliant kernel]

damn that sucks

[gray latch]

rip

[half hazel]

You can't please everyone

[fiery python]

Unfortunate timing. It happened very recently too. Sorry you lost those captures.

[gray latch]

honestly never put all your trust in cloud storage

[halcyon stratus]

It was like a year notice too

[fiery python]

Oh, it was? I didn't realise it was that long.

[half hazel]

Imo the best ac rpg was origins
Because the story and bayek was an amazing protagonist

I wish we got more games with bayek
He's dead now ofc
But damn he was so cool

[fiery python]

I never upload my captures to my profile, I send them straight to OneDrive so I never paid much attention to the notifications about it.

[modern orchid]

Problem I also had with Valhalla was I played all rpgs one after the other. It got exhausting. Which is why Ubisofts new method is good. Release a rpg open world AC game then something shorter.

[fierce orbit]

My 4 favs atm. Syndicate, 3, Mirage, Valhalla

but ngl. Bayek was dope

[half hazel]

Bayek imo
Prolly the best protagonist after ezio

Had he got his own trilogy
Man...

[fierce orbit]

I...dislike Ezio intensily -x-

[gray latch]

I have an Ezio cosplay 😄

[hushed wharf]

That's why I said I hope shadows is gonna be not short as Mirage and not long as Valhalla

[half hazel]

I didn't like kassandra and alexio tbh

[foggy skiff]

I have a barista cosplay

[gray latch]

Kassandra is so awesome!

[foggy skiff]

no you

[half hazel]

Eivor is uh
Well I don't know him as I haven't spent much time with him

[gray latch]

[modern orchid]

I like both male and female Eivor. Think they are both great.

[fierce orbit]

My Fav out of the 4 is Syndicate. London is beautiful. i love the Frye twins. and the characters in the game are fun

[half hazel]

Are there any differences between them

Or is it like far cry 6 dani

[proper mountain]

why does gta 5 not work

[tame vortex]

https://x.com/raymo_g/status/1814234785226604963?t=x2ba6oA8xZgukeG-XmxQ_A&s=19

Ray (@raymo_g) on X

I don't think you guys fully grasp how big this is.

Around a billion computers are bricked worldwide, mostly corporate ones.

This isn't just an online service going down for a few hours. Every affected computer needs to be rebooted in fail mode and have a driver manually

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 9:44 AM

[gray latch]

yep, it's a mess

[fiery python]

They're not bricked if they can be fixed though.

[gray latch]

https://fixupx.com/hammancheez/status/1814276550444908832?s=46

[hushed wharf]

Play GTA 6 instead

[gray latch]

yeah "bricked" is the wrong word

[tame vortex]

Soft bricked.

[proper mountain]

i broke my disc

[hushed wharf]

Nooo

[desert sonnet]

Taking my son to the doctor and he's so well behaved that it's making me suspicious

He's up to something

[gray latch]

100% there's a hairball in your DVD player

[desert sonnet]

[fiery python]

A hairball is the least of your worries 😄

Wait until you see what's in your shoe.

[raw quail]

What a good son

[lucid folio]

Cats don’t like going to the vets

[tame vortex]

At least my PC is fine.

[lucid folio]

Even my little dog whines when we are there

She wants to try to hide but it doesn’t work for vets

[tame vortex]

Wouldn't want it boot looping a day in.

[foggy nimbus]

Is something wrong with Xbox live. Had no achievements tonight which I should have had?

[cinder veldt]

I'm kinda annoyed how there is these like HDR videos or something on tiktok that change my brightness

[hushed wharf]

2 legs better

[weary solar]

#rules 💵 13. Do not attempt to buy, sell, or trade items or codes in this server or via DM with server members. Do not ask for handouts, free codes, or other freebies either. If a user has a spare code they wish to give away for free, they may do so.

[proper mountain]

what is it

[hushed wharf]

Fax

[raw quail]

Oh is TikTok doing it too now?

[limpid flicker]

"u just have to visit" -- I wonder what that means for those data centers MS sank into the ocean...

[cinder veldt]

I've been seeing videos talking about it for s while, but only started having it today

[regal shell]

Please do not continue the rule-breaking conversation.

[cyan quiver]

why's this happening?

[tidal topaz]

What's for lunch/dinner everyone?

[tired hare]

Not sure

Lunch was left over ribs

[kind heron]

That’s what the IT Dolphins are for

[hushed wharf]

I want to eat it's 11:20 pm that's bad

[raw quail]

Do you think CrowdStrike can survive this as a company?

[lunar tartan]

Probably

[tidal topaz]

Depends on what their actions are afterwards

[lunar tartan]

If unity can survive anyone can

[thin nimbus]

I was finally able to get this

[regal shell]

So far every time they open their mouths they say the wrong thing

[tidal topaz]

Oh. Then probably not

[raw quail]

That's kind of the feeling I got too without knowing much about it

[cinder veldt]

I'm still jealous y'all get it for so cheap

[thin nimbus]

It's expensive for you?

[lunar tartan]

I don’t plan on getting one. I like the challenge of playing FN festival on controller. When they and drums to support then maybe I’ll get that

[cinder veldt]

Yes

That's why I haven't ordered one

[fiery python]

Still 9 days to get mine

[tame vortex]

I'm praying for another Guitar Hero game to show up one day.

[lunar tartan]

My guess is it’d be hard to compete with FN Festival

[thin nimbus]

Fortnite festival is probably going to be the closest to it

[lunar tartan]

Especially since FN Festival is free to play

[cinder veldt]

Due to Amazon being so weird I can't tell you the price since it's out of stock. But like €180

[lunar tartan]

If we ever see a new guitar hero I would be hella surprised

[cinder veldt]

Also on this topic, it's kinda stupid how the price is hidden if it's out of stock

[lunar tartan]

Wild

[tame vortex]

That bothers me quite a lot.

[cinder veldt]

I've always been confused over why

[lunar tartan]

American Amazon doesn’t do that as far as I am aware of

[halcyon stratus]

Because you can’t buy it and when it comes back in stock it could be any random price? :sh: rugs

[queen stump]

https://x.com/tomwarren/status/1814311261624058064?s=46

Tom Warren (@tomwarren) on X

even the Mercedes F1 team are struggling with the CrowdStrike Windows BSOD outage and they're wearing CrowdStrike t-shirts 🙃

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 2:48 PM

[cinder veldt]

You sure? Because I’m fairly sure it does

[cinder veldt]

I mean yeah that is a fair point, but amazon is the only site I’ve seen doing this

[lunar tartan]

I’ve been able to see out of stock prices before

[cinder veldt]

I’m just gonna remove that screenshot because apple didn’t crop it despite me saving it cropped

Oh I can’t make this up, I go in my gallery, and it’s cropped

Let’s try again

[halcyon stratus]

Yea I see that frequently

[hushed wharf]

Ahhhh to bright

[halcyon stratus]

That specific guitar is $130 on the us store right now. I wonder how much shipping would be if you bought it from this one

[halcyon stratus]

Amazon doesn’t have dark mode. And light mode during the day makes sense.

[cinder veldt]

I calculated, it’s cheaper, but riskier

So I will just buy it from france when I have money and it’s in stock

[hushed wharf]

It's night for me🤣 I just got flasbang

[halcyon stratus]

Turn your brightness down I guess idk

The pic was not that big and was not that bright

[foggy skiff]

the stars at night, are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas

[halcyon stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/moon-triptothemoon-shot-gif-12181531

[tame vortex]

Waiting for my shopping, having it delivered here.

[desert sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/peewee-texas-gif-10526422

[uncut patrol]

did you redeem it on the right account

[fiery python]

Have you launched Fortnite on an Xbox?

[boreal mortar]

My Resident Evil 7 Achievements popped now

[fiery python]

Contact Support then. https://support.xbox.com/contact-us/xboxdiscord

[boreal mortar]

almost one day later

[lunar tartan]

Better late than never

[boreal mortar]

For sure

[tired hare]

Hey avatar frontiers of pandora is free to play until the 28th

[cinder veldt]

Hmm worth trying perhaps

[proud robin]

is everyone else getting the do you own this game or app when u do

[night rapids]

I think it's a 5 hr trial?

[cinder veldt]

Oh 😦

[halcyon stratus]

PGA Tour 2K23 and Park Beyond are available this weekend for Xbox Game Pass Core and Xbox Game Pass Ultimate members to play from Thursday July 18 at 12:01 a.m. PDT until Sunday, July 21 at 11:59 p.m. PDT.

Additionally, Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora is free for all Xbox members to try from July 16 until July 28 with a 5-hour timed trial. (Xbox Game Pass Core and Xbox Game Pass Ultimate NOT required).

[tired hare]

5 hours yes

[night rapids]

still worth trying for 5 hours

[gray latch]

you need the #gaming-deals role!

[halcyon stratus]

5 hours is an interesting choice based on how long it took me to get anywhere

[halcyon stratus]

i don't even have that channel visible 😛

[uncut garden]

I have a problem... I'm unable to play any new ea game (madden 24, ncaa 25 just to name a couple) on my Series X. I'll be in the game for 5 minutes, doesn't matter if I'm sitting on the home screen of the game or on the field or anything, it crashes after about 5 minutes. I've tried unplugging and plugging back in, I've looked online and nothing seems to help

[fast pelican]

Hey, on my series S even if my console is on the games I have queued are downloading.

Is there a way to stop this?

[halcyon stratus]

no

why would you not want your downlaods to download?

[mellow roost]

I mean you can pause the downloads (either all of them or individually), but yeah what Tac asked.

[halcyon stratus]

wait you can? i actually thought you could only cancel them

[mellow roost]

Nah, can pause too.

[modern orchid]

Just finished Nobody Wants to Die. Short game but fun. Have to do another playthrough for rest of the achievements but want to play it again.

[placid harness]

holy the mech land assault dlc challenges are good

[modern orchid]

Gonna try to get all the older Doom games and Quake 1 and 2 achievements when I wake up. I need to start finishing games. I only have like 2 gbs of storage left. lol

[placid harness]

im prolly gonna go get some sleep after i get 5 gears on this challenge

[dull karma]

if i leave my xbox at home for 1 month does it stop

working and its an xbox series s

[velvet turret]

good afternoon

[fiery python]

It will be fine.

[dull karma]

oh ok

[raw quail]

Good afternoon Evan

[cinder veldt]

I pause them a lot as I can’t download and play at the same time

[desert dock]

One of the cons of the Xbox sadly

[cinder veldt]

What? That’s not exactly an xbox thing, more my internet

[desert dock]

Oh well it happens to my Xbox

[cinder veldt]

What happens

[desert dock]

Can’t download and play at the same time or the download will pause

[cinder veldt]

Yeah no that shouldn’t happen

Unless it’s like a setting

[desert dock]

Oh I see

[placid harness]

well i got 100% on the jc3 mech land assault dlc

[desert dock]

Congrats

[placid harness]

hmmm

thats strange, neither of the achievements related to the mla challenges unlocked

[desert dock]

[crude gazelle]

im trying to download a game but xbox app dont wanna download it or launch any other game

[desert dock]

#1091756150644555946

[placid harness]

i'll try rebooting and reopening the game

[hot sphinx]

I have like 42GB free what game should i get

[raw quail]

The First Descendant

[hot sphinx]

im on xbox one s pretty sure its newgen only

[raw quail]

It's on old gen too :)

[hot sphinx]

oh really?

[raw quail]

Yep!

[hot sphinx]

Im getting it rn then

[raw quail]

Awesome 😄

[hot sphinx]

become the avatar and buy a switch and PC

[pulsar elbow]

I agree with Bruce unless you want exclusives on the ps5, get a switch and you get access to a new variety of games

[lean field]

Xbox or PlayStation

[gray latch]

both!

[hollow hawk]

the one with the games you want to play

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[foggy skiff]

neither! buy books!

[pulsar elbow]

I would of said Xbox cause of sea of thieves but now it's cross play so both lmao

[placid harness]

neither rebooting did it

eh i'll just get some sleep

[raw quail]

Did you make the render of Aura?

[torpid juniper]

hello everyone

[lean field]

Hii

[torpid juniper]

I’ve learned from my mistakes

[lean field]

Ye

[lean field]

What did u do

[torpid juniper]

I broke like 3 rules

[lean field]

Oh

G4u ig

[sharp fox]

Hes a changed man

[torpid juniper]

fr

[royal gate]

why are my download speeds 0b/s on pc

[halcyon stratus]

that's not enough b/s

[torpid juniper]

Cause your internet sucks

[gray latch]

glad to hear it :)

[halcyon stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[torpid juniper]

Don’t you like hate me or some

[royal gate]

135megabits isnt that bad

[gray latch]

no

[halcyon stratus]

but yea, hitting 0 usually isn't just "your internet is slow" it is "something about your local network just broke, you should reboot and try agian, maybe even restart your router"

[torpid juniper]

Either net cords makes me get 500
Mbs

Mbps

[torpid juniper]

Oh okay!

[silent knoll]

if i claim the 10$ xbox gift card from the point system can i use it on the 360 as "microsoft points" or is this only made for new gen (and old gen xbox one?)

[weary solar]

For support, head over to #1091756150644555946 and read through the pinned Self help topic as well as search to see if your issue has been solved previously and you can solve the issue on your own. If you still need assistance, you can create a new post, but please read through the post guidelines first.

NOTE: This is community sourced support and there is no official support here on Discord. People will help if/when they are able to. If you have an issue regarding your account and/or billing, reach out to official support at https://support.xbox.com/contact-us/ for assistance.

[lean field]

Hi@weary solar

[stray beacon]

[sharp fox]

[broken glacier]

I have a question i would appreciate if someone could answer but it says my account is suspended from the xbox network does that mean im suspended for a year?

[weary solar]

Nobody here is able to assist with Enforcement actions. Follow the link provided in the Enforcement message or at https://support.xbox.com/help/family-online-safety/enforcement/enforcement-strike-system-faq for more information or assistance, including information on how to submit a case review.

Additional information about enforcement, how to file a report against another player, etc, can be read about here: https://support.xbox.com/help/friends-social-activity/browse#enforcement

[halcyon stratus]

microsoft points were elimanted years ago, everything should have a real currency value associated with it now

[limpid flicker]

You're supposed to get an email that tells you how long a suspension is.

[sharp fox]

Whatd you do bahaha

[broken glacier]

The email i use is deleted

[sharp fox]

You can check account status through Microsoft

[broken glacier]

Oh yes i checked it says permanently suspended

[torpid juniper]

💀

[snow phoenix]

Rip

[broken glacier]

ah frick

[sharp fox]

Well then theres nothing that can be done. Your account is banned

[solid citrus]

Why is my latency 903 ms and download speed 3.31 mbps

[halcyon stratus]

903 is extremely high.
are you using a vpn?

[earnest sage]

Are you downloading or using a VPN?

[solid citrus]

No

I just did a network test while I’m downloading a game that literlally won’t download

[sharp fox]

Talk to your internet provider or check your providers status

[earnest sage]

Have you tried turning your router off and on again?

[solid citrus]

I don’t recall ever getting a vpn

I turned the main WiFi box on and off

[smoky dome]

Anyone elses achievements not working rn?

[short kiln]

Anyone got any simple games on Game Pass that are amazing? I'm on PC.
Looking for something to play when I'm not playing Elden Ring or Metal Gear Solid V
Something more easygoing and simple

[solid citrus]

Just did another test and got 1284 latency

And 2.15 mbps

What do I do about this

Can someone help me

My game literlally won’t download

It’s been on 51 % for a couple hours now

[smoky dome]

Man this server is so dead

[solid citrus]

It just says installing … and doesn’t say the speed or time

[halcyon stratus]

if you post in #1091756150644555946 someone might have time to help

but honestly, contacting whoever manages your home network and your ISP will be more effective

[hasty yoke]

Hi the right side of my Xbox screen is cut off and placed on the left

[halcyon stratus]

the best way to keep it from being dead is to start a conversation

[hasty yoke]

Idk how to explain and I can’t send pics so dm me

[smoky dome]

Nah it's because they overdo the rules here .. you can't say anything .

[thin nimbus]

Sometimes when you have been Eliminate on the battle stage on fortnite festival it still allows you to play the next round is that is bug ?

[solid citrus]

Is 1480 MTU good

I got 0.66 upload speed with 1331 latency

[snow phoenix]

Well, the server is designed for everyone to feel welcome

[gray latch]

the things they don't want peple to say here are not good and nice things

[desert sonnet]

I can do whatever I want here. Watch, this is me right now:

[desert sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-crazy-confusion-confused-unbelievable-gif-16717919

[smoky dome]

Oh my gosh it finally gave me my achievements after 2 days

Fallout 4 is so buggy

[halcyon stratus]

turn everythign off, physically disconnect the cables, reconnect, and turn it back on

If that doesn't fix it, use #1091756150644555946

[snow phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-skull-skull-skull-skull-skull-skull-skull-gif-14574828933741070167

[smoky dome]

It just gave it to me but it doesn't say I have it

[halcyon stratus]

that is the correct number

[hasty yoke]

Ok

[compact epoch]

Try changing your refresh rate to 60hz

[fallow moat]

It rained on me and that felt good!

[tired hare]

anyone here play grounded

[weary solar]

If you're looking for someone to play with, please go to #1094715375884697600

[desert sonnet]

Just got back from the vet. Unfortunately they said he's never gonna be able to drive 😔

But the good news is that he's doing alright

[limber carbon]

Hey, did the latest update remove Free Play Days from the store?
Mine is no longer showing in the subscription menu.

[foggy skiff]

isn't he already driving ||you crazy?||

[desert sonnet]

Never

[queen stump]

[fallow moat]

Alright that rain was nice while it lasted

[sage flicker]

Nah I’m else Roblox not working ?

[swift thistle]

i wish we could get more rain over here

[raw quail]

I wish we could get more snow

[swift thistle]

works on my machine

[raw quail]

lol

[foggy skiff]

what are you asking

no, read the rules

[halcyon stratus]

that will get your account banned

[queen lotus]

Set your account as home Xbox.

Then you’re done

[hollow hawk]

lmao no

[weary solar]

#rules 📢 7. No self-promotion or advertisements. This includes unsolicited references and links to other social media, servers, communities, and services in chat or direct messages.

[stiff tiger]

Haiii

[foggy skiff]

Hail

[mellow roost]

Hail, traveler.

[raw quail]

Thank you!

[silk mountain]

I hope you get a snowstorm too

[foggy skiff]

hail to the victors

[magic axle]

i have houses in texas usa and qld australia that i move back and forwards to for work when need could my account get banned for that?

[wide turtle]

Guys how do I exit cyberpunk 2077

[foggy skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dairy-queen-blizzard-ice-cream-dq-dq-blizzard-gif-13163248323709958723

[wide turtle]

Does it autosave or what

I don’t want to lose my progress

[clear verge]

The cookie dough one always made me fight for my life on the toilet

[magic axle]

save option in the menu

[foggy skiff]

[wide turtle]

Where

[sly crater]

also i forgot to say something yesterday

whys there a bbl on the deadpool controller lol

i was saving to say that

dang

[fallow stream]

ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THE GUY ON XBOX GP?

[magic axle]

you have to open up the main options menu by pressing menu button on the controller

[sly crater]

thats wild fr

[fallow stream]

Dead O Omega

[gray latch]

never heard of them

[granite verge]

@old light we don't allow calling out tags here and it's not anything anyone here can help with, but they should report any messages sent via Xbox and the Enforcement team will deal with it. You can then block them

[sly crater]

dude just report them

[granite verge]

They can't ban anyone so just ignore the threats

[sly crater]

thats my only suggestion

report button can do the job

[wide turtle]

There’s no save button

Help

[sly crater]

and also

[gray latch]

report, block, move on - words to live by

[sly crater]

but i really dont care

its not my problem anyway

MY GOD WHY DO I KEEP DYING

[gray latch]

stckr just said we don't call out tags 🤦‍♀️

[sly crater]

nvm

im on a ut multiverse game on roblox

scarlettale multiverse

who?

[gray latch]

no comment 😄

[quasi echo]

what is that if i may ask?

[gray latch]

meaning we don't name and shame ppl

[quasi echo]

ah

[magic axle]

when did wow get to 100gb

[sly crater]

imagine xbox gets another outage

[tired hare]

Is it up yet

[sly crater]

xbox?

[tired hare]

Yea

[sly crater]

yes

its back and everything is normal

im gonna go

[quartz drum]

bro i just lost to teamers in tsb

[uncut patrol]

marketplace is down?

[late stream]

I joined the discord just now only to see if there was an outage again and luckily for me I see you guys are talking about it

[fallow stream]

Are we gonna ignore the roblox Group posts?

[sage ice]

You may want to look up the crowdstrike outage that is causing lots of issues

[autumn sphinx]

Hey guys... The archievements are bugged?

[gray latch]

I've been earning cheevos

[granite verge]

Hm, I tried for 2 Halo ones earlier and they didn't pop

I'll try again tomorrow

[fallow stream]

Ignoring the Roblox group posts? How they are all just dead o omega??

[tired hare]

anybody know of a call of duty that is fun to get all of the achievements on

[gray latch]

report them

[fallow stream]

did

[sage ice]

wife just got a cheevo in something when I walked through the living room

[gray latch]

kid must really like the 'blox lol

forget him and move on :)

[sage ice]

we dont need the drama here

[autumn sphinx]

Hm... I'm getting all the Skyrim achievements and... Apparently some of them don't pop, I don't know if it's the game or an xbox problem.

[fallow stream]

its all just that and 'hey microsoft can you fix this bug pls thanks'

what 😭

[sage ice]

reporting here isnt the process. Reporting the LFG post is the way to get Xbox to see it

[thin nimbus]

It said that It was in Stock when I ordered it but now it says Awaiting product availability is there a reason why that is?

[silk mountain]

Probably they oversold it and couldn't fulfill all the orders

[fallow stream]

WHY ISN'T HE BANNED YET

[halcyon stratus]

Report, block, move on

[fallow stream]

its hard to move on its all i see

[granite verge]

Please stop posting their tag here

As people have mentioned multiple times now, report, block and move on. Thank you

[cursive oar]

Blocking does nothing

[arctic sand]

is anyone else seeing the thousand LFG posts being made by the same guy??

I js wanna make sure I'm not crazy lolll

[sage ice]

report and ignore them

[granite remnant]

When is the no man's sky update coming out?

[vagrant mica]

Why is this dude spamming every LFG group???

[sage ice]

that would be something to ask the dev of the game

[vagrant mica]

Every single group

[granite remnant]

They are already out on the other platforms: v

[gray latch]

report, block, move on

[vagrant mica]

It doesn’t do anything

[gray latch]

you forgot to move on

[mellow roost]

Then don't use the feature.

[sage ice]

posting it here does less

[vagrant mica]

Don’t use the xbox lfg feature is a wild recommendation

[mellow roost]

What do you want us to say? There's no magic fix here. This is something Xbox is currently trying to fix.

[vagrant mica]

It’s one dude, can’t they just ban him

[high agate]

Love how they blaming Microsoft for the outages

[mellow roost]

Botnets go a whole lot deeper than "just one dude."

[vagrant mica]

Another feature ruined damn

[sage ice]

it is social media, there will always be bots.

[vagrant mica]

It wouldn’t be as bad if it didn’t block all the other lfg posts

Or if you block someone it disappears

that should be a feature but it’s not

[meager musk]

There the xbox game pass ultimate at one dollar right now, can i know if its here tomorrow as well?

[vagrant mica]

It’s usually $1 for the first time

Buy xbox game pass core from cdkeys then upgrade it to ultimate using the $1 deal

[meager musk]

yes, i have a fresh account, but i just wanna know the 1dollars deal will be here tomorrow

[vagrant mica]

Probably

[meager musk]

i dunno why they never tell when it starts and when it ends 😦

[vagrant mica]

It’s been a thing most of the time I believe

[proper mountain]

because it doesnt have a time

[meager musk]

well it does since it goes out and in from time to time

[proper mountain]

it doesnt

[meager musk]

it was 1 months before, and now its 14 days. So you saying, its always here ??

[proper mountain]

what

[meager musk]

u saying the 1 dollars 14 Days ultimate pass on the website it always here... ? what are you meaning exactly?

[long maple]

people were abusing the trial, if you already "tried" out Game Pass you dont need another one

[proper mountain]

it was just changed

[meager musk]

so i can be kinda sure, the one dollar offer will stands tomorrow, thanks.

[proper mountain]

and if you buy a 14 day trial it starts when you bought it and ends 14 days later

[mellow roost]

It changed before the launch of Starfield.

[meager musk]

i wanna convert my cores to ultimate.

[proper mountain]

yes

[meager musk]

Ok thanks. TO 1 months to 14days.

[mellow roost]

Yes, now it's 14 days for new subscribers.

[vagrant mica]

looks like the dude got banned for now. Let’s see how long it takes before another one appears

[tame bloom]

Star field was an amazing game fr

[proper mountain]

i didnt mean it that way

[meager musk]

it was not good at all for me, i had it for free, didnt even did half of the game lol, total miss by bethesda

[mellow roost]

Facts. It's a shame so many people expected it to be something it was never gunna be, which led to bad reviews and other negativity.

[vagrant mica]

Starfield got good critic reviews tbf

[meager musk]

to not hurt bethesda, yes. And receive the futures infos,codes, world premiere stuff the game is a 80 to me, at best. Which is good, but it supposed to be game of the year LOL

[vagrant mica]

I don’t think that’s how it works

[meager musk]

hmmm it is.. unfortunetly, not in every case and every game, but for some games, it is.

[gray latch]

I really enjoyed Starfield

[vagrant mica]

The best “game” that’s released so far this year imo is a dlc

[knotty saddle]

Finaly unmute

[queen stump]

Shadow of Erdtree was pretty good, I agree.

[vagrant mica]

Consort Radahn was definitely the hardest boss Fromsoft has ever made

[mellow roost]

An 80 is still a great score.

[vagrant mica]

I’m still looking forward to Lies of P Dlc

[queen stump]

[mellow roost]

It's a scale of 0 to 100. If you're 80% of the way there, then you've done something right.

[vagrant mica]

I honestly don’t think that any souslikes really even come close to lies of p (that aren’t made by fromsoft)

[queen stump]

Does Nioh not count?

[mellow roost]

I haven't found any either.

[meager musk]

not for a game with so much money, so much promisses, and especially not from a game who suppose to be goty or at leastr a top 3 goty

[vagrant mica]

I tried playing wo long and it felt alright.

[meager musk]

nioh 1 can sit at the table, but yeah lies of p is the best i did

[mellow roost]

Same as how I haven't found any Metroidvania games that actually capture the essence of the two originating franchises.

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night is the only one that has come close.

[tame bloom]

I got the dlc I haven’t really played it though I’ve been playing pal world

[mellow roost]

An 8/10 is still great, regardless of what you may think.

[queen stump]

Ritual of the Night was amazing. Can't wait for part 2.