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spent the morning in the Colorado Springs mountains with my team, very cold though
I challenged Dark to a 1v1 but it seems like there isn’t a custom match option anymore
MW2 has private matches if you mean that
Ordered pizza and Archimedes is jumping on the counter. I'd say it's fine
Hopefully it is a good day at work 
Warzone never had private matches afaik, but as doom said mw2 does
Oh so he’s just scared and made up an excuse?!
15 degree weather out here
I suck at cod
looked like Santa Claus
well I kinda feel like playing Earth Defense Force
Most likely. I don’t remember how good he was in Dying Light. Maybe he doesn’t like fps games
it's a big button too
I played persona 2 weeks ago
EDF EDF EDF lol. That chant never gets old
@warped pendant you’ve been exposed m8
Inbefore he will claim he only has WZ2. Yet I saw him play before in Mw2 too
what was that map in battlefield 3 where you'd jump off of a huge peak before getting in
Bis we might never be able to 1v1 that’s for sure
Donovan or something?
Oh?
Isn't EDF a thing in Red Faction too?
oh no not again.
Wasn’t before getting in. It was after the first push.
I play warzone
I swear I remember Earth Defense Force in Red Faction
Yeah that’s going to be a problem
Honestly? No idea about edf in red faction. I only remember the destruction lol
Rip mixer
If I get mw2 tho
It seems like everyone’s making up excuses….
I loved RF: Armageddon and the open world one where you could tear everything apart (forgot the name)
I could 1v1 but I am bad so I spare myself the embarrassment
Mine is valid
im thinking of getting a steam deck ngl
Did you unlock Mr. Toots?
im traveling in a few months so i might buy one to take with me
The gassy unicorn?
Thinking of getting one too. I hate this thought tho. Like… I wanna save and not spend money again
I know, I’m just kidding 
I do like playing MW2, WZ or DMZ with others tho
Yes. 😂
Yh, I completed the game a couple of times I think
1vs1 is always so nerve wrecking
I think I completed it normally and then on New Game+
i love having money
but spending it is...
Mr. Toots is one of those things that just desperately needs to be in more games. Really goofy weapons that are just meant for a laugh.
The foam finger that's in every Dead Space, for example.
Saints Row and Dead Rising have some very sus and goofy weapons lol
For people who don't know, if you beat the Dead Space games on the hardest difficulty, you get a foam finger.
Isaac just says "Bang! Bang! Bang! Pew pew pew!" when you shoot it, and it one-shots almost everything.
Just Cause 2 has a water bubble weapon that does zero dmg but alarms enemies nearby. Top that
Battlefield V also had the finger gun I think, or was it BF1?
bf5
Just Cause 3 has a weapon that turns people into cows lol
Bipedal cows as well lol
Duke Nukem has a weapon that makes the enemies smaller so you can stomp on them
Turok 2 has a brainseeking drill weapon
That weapon is just gnarly. Seeks the brain of the enemy and then drills itself into the head and then explodes
10/10
Borderlands 2 has a weapon that makes the worst sound when shooting. It drives someone insane
Which one? Lol
I know which one you're thinking of, but I can't remember the name.
Saints Row definitely has some of the best weapons tho, they have the dubstep gun and a couple of really sus weapons lmao
My friend told me about a secret "haunted gun", and I wanted it and knew where to go, so now I have a gun that screams :D I also had one with a robot voice, it was cool as shit.
It's the one that talks, and it's like REEELOAADINGGG! and stuff. Just genuinely an annoying gun. I'm just glad it isn't any good.
Reminds me of the Cyberpunk talking gun
Skippy
Yh
You got a misstype there. Seconds not minutes haha
Also remembered the name of the other Red Faction game, Guerrilla
He has very sad ending 😭
I mean.. I played the whole game and remember the gun so
Also the dubstep gun from Saints Row 3 was hilarious so was the America gun
Guerrilla is fun, just tearing down the map lol
The dubstep gun was fantastic.
I loved saints row IV i just overtop fun
I wish Crackdown 3 had lived up to its expections of pure citywide destruction
Tbh there were more irritating guns than that one 🤣
It's kinda their thing to make ridiculous ones
But honestly? My favorite gun is the shark gun from Armed and Dangerous (From the makers of Gaints so of course it’s an amazing game)
That is impossible even with the next gen consoles 😂
Another game with amazing destruction is Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, and knocking down certain buildings would affect your relationship with factions
is the Xbox series s at Costco sold out?
Mercenaries needs a reboot, honestly.
EA owns it so…
We need a Simpsons hit and run remaster most importantly
I mean, Pandemic was killed by EA so we're probably never seeing another Mercenaries game.
I remember blowing up the big skyscraper in Mercenaries 2 at the beginning and realising that was a bad idea after the faction that owns it go very mad at me
EA only cares about money. Wish they would care a bit more about their image
I want a reboot or remaster of The Saboteur but not sure how that would go down in nowadays society lol
Fighting WW2 germans or the… ‘other thing’?
Well it would easily done but would long
Cause I know the other thing was censored in some countries and it worked well enough
I think it was more just the nsfw nature of the game and probably the amount of language in it that probably wouldn't go down well nowadays
Just reduce the amount of mircotransactions and start listening to fans
I own the game dont think I ever got around to playing much of it
Well yeah kinda true
same as Wet I got partway through and somehow got stuck on some time-trial and never went back lol
Also wasn't the NSFW stuff in The Saboteur locked behind a DLC purchase?
I think so but not sure rn
Also I'm annoyed that The Saboteur is on EA Play but Mercenaries 2 isn't
saw about Volition
i feel bad for them
Mercenaries 2 is broken anyway. The only way you can actually get into the game is if you launch another EA game from the same era and accept the TOS of that game first.
Oh, bruh
what they part of Gearbox now, its not that bad
Wet's definitely got issues
when a developer that's never made an action game..makes an action game
Didn't even know they were
I dont remember much about it was years ago 2010 or 2012 ?
its a fate worse then dissolution
Same with The Saboteur on PC, that's got issues, it doesn't play well with my controller, multiple actions binded to one button and no option to change it
but Gearbox own the Risk of Rain series now too
You are now among us
Look at (343) halo infinite example u rarely see anything in the store higher than ten euro
Where (EA) apex legends u rarely see anything for ten euro stuff like that give ea image of being money hungery
Saints Row ran its course didnt do well. suppose its for the best
unfortunately with RoR the original developers aren't going to be working on it
yeah i heard about that, apparently the devs are independent so they probably wont be working on.
Embracer are going through an Internal review anyway, with so many studios they have that are small staff. wouldnt be surprised if they have to spinoff and make bigger studios from it.
I wonder what Gearbox is trying to do
it was in there financial meeting.. they also said 234 Console/PC games by April 2026 ( 25 AAA titles )
Gearbox have like 9 games in development
Tiny Tina did well apparently more spinoff games like that may happen. I read an article about it awhile back
Yeah, now im scared Volition is now going to ignore Saints Row now
well yeah they are under Gearbox now and not Deep Silver. just changing likely helping with those games Gearbox are making
Maybe, i feel deep silver went to the Bankruptcy Garage Sale and saw the shiniest thing and bought it.
whos knows we might get a Red Faction game now
So close to freedom 
hm?
well we know Dead Island 2 is coming. and Deep Silver are bringing back Timesplitters through their new studio 'free radical design' which was last year
U can do it we believe in
ah yeah any plans this weekend?
Sleep
To be utterly uninterested in doing any of my chores.
might try watch World Cup, cant watch BBC channel cause I have no TV License but believe I can watch the rest
I will probably be here 😂
Is Mw 2 dying
Oh. Ok and watch twitter melt
The game is only out 😂
it's not dying, it's literally the best cod imo
gonna go back to playing Somerville nearly finished the game now
It can't die yet because it only out a week or two maybe in fews weeks
Bababooey.
Bababooey
Also, crossplay is forced again on MW2 for Xbox?
You know it
Figures. Not even gunna buy it then. I love how PS gets the option to turn off crossplay but not Xbox.
Activision likes Sony more
If you disable crossplay through the privacy settings, MW 2019 didn't even work on Xbox, so that's not even a solution either. I'm assuming it's the same for MW2 2022.
Microsoft gave or either is planning to give them 44 billion
Battlefield 2042 also doesn't function on Xbox if you disable crossplay.
battlefield 2042 has crossplay
lol
didn't even know it had it
Yeap.
they released shoot house on mw and I've been having a blast
Bruh, I want the police siren in FH5 but apparently it can only be purchased through forzathon shop or festival playlist
rip
anyways Overwatch 2 is actually doing something interesting
Happy international men's day!
its not the 19th yet for me but you know what?
thank you :)
Haha down under it is today lol.
Correct
Whats it doing?
Ski mask up no ninja
what
They're going to change how the battlepass works
Overwatch 2 is trash
keep it constructive please
Dawg what 💀
Make it more friendly towards people who don't want to spend cash for monetization
Its the best Overwatch has ever been since 2016
what about trash pandas?
read the rules
also if anyone is curious Sombra, Zaria, Genji, D.va, and Kiriko are getting nerfed and Junkrat is getting buffed
😔
still not nerfing Sojurn
nerf roadhog instead of Kiriko
I did ☠️
Roadhog doesn't need a nerf
following them is step 2
then why are you getting upset at being told to be constructive and not be rude??
yes he does, he definitely does, he can heal him self up to full and it's annoying
I didn’t know having an opinion on a game was rude 💀
#rules 😃 1. Be cool, kind, and civil. Treat all members with respect and express your thoughts in a constructive manner.
say you dont like the game, not call it names
I negatively dislike overwatch 2
then dont play it and play something you like ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Double negative, so you like ow?
I like Deus Ex
I mean sure he can heal himself but its a channel so he can be knocked out of it, Roadhog is good but doesn't need a nerf
i heard a new one is being worked on
Thank god
yeah!! I can't wait 
I like tibia
also excited for the next Dragon Age
He's also AWFUL in teamfights. The only use he has is being a meat shield(which Reinhardt does better anyway), and his hook(which is single target and easily whiffed)
I strongly disagree sir
Roadhog needs a buff if anything
I heard one of the devs was in jail
i'm currently playing ow2, because now it's edgy to like something.
I need some creative minds. Is there a way the verified icon and clown emoji could be combined in a way that communicates “verified clown”?
☠️
Overwatch 2 has issues but it's fun
make the hair tufts verified checkmarks in red
🤡
or even better
they're already blue
I do miss OW1. OW2 feels like the first one without the soul
There’s something special with games like Tibia where you can kill others and take their belongings from their corpse. Sure it’s annoying but it also makes the game more exciting compared to other mmos where dying is not a big deal and other players can’t really negatively impact you
Yeah i mean if he hooks a dps or support they just die but we all know roadhog players can't hook targets that aren't 3 feet from them
Hi trying 😭, I'm Icky Spartan
Npc
He's also SOL once his hook is on CD. Like oh no roadhog is slowly walking towards me I'm so scared
Oh and i forgot to mention but they are going to rework supports
I heard and I'm happy. As a support main I'm so tired of getting support in every flex queue
i heard of the great switch were all the good players went from Support to DPS
What I'd like are supports that don't heal but support in other ways. Every support has a heal and I think having a non healer that throws out shields or armor, or teleports to allies to block damage, would be really cool.
i feel like Moira shouldve been a dps
I have heard very mixed comments about that 🤔 maybe I should test it out myself 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Mobas can get really creative with supports and I'd like to see hero shooters try doing wacky support stuff too
Period 💅💅 I strongly support your opinion 😁😁
mobas
Supports are Tanks in mobas
Supports in mobas aren't always tanks. Lulu in LoL isn't a tank lol
And Lulu supports with shields and slows
anyone tryna buy me gamepass ultimate
Ive read about that online 😅 maybe I should give it a try 😆😆
sorry i only play one Moba and thats Smite because if i had to play more then one then id have a brain aneurysm
Smite has non tanky supports too. Aphrodite, for example.
Sorry fancy young gentleman 😁 i seem to be quite short on money 😂😂
Thats not a support thats a mage
It just got deep real quick 😮
Aphro is a support lol. She's a mage yes but she's also a support. Heals, temp invincibility
Is smite out of gods to add?
not yet
i mean sure she can be played like a Guardian but playing support mages in the ADC lane doesn't always end up well.
unless it was release baba yaga then i would agree
Went well for me lol
Fr lmao
Granted i don't play smite anymore because of other games.
so i don't know if things changed or not
only thing to bring me back is a DMC battlepass
I used to play as sun wukong and the chinese dragon, forgot the name
Ao Quang?
Yeah that one. I really liked the ulti and getting multikills with it
I should try it again, it has been like 5 years
good luck with that
it has changed extremely
#rules 💵 13. No buying, selling, or trading items/codes on the server. Do not ask for codes, handouts, or freebies either.
Arby n the chief season 8 finale coming out in 9 minutes
Kinda funny (not ha-ha funny, but hmm 😐 funny) how we were just talking about the dubstep gun earlier and I get this on TikTok.
Also, speaking of which, musical guns need to be a thing.
Like, seriously, the dubstep gun was such an awesome concept.
I remember it
Imagine a musical gun in halo
good times
i want a gun that breaks the sound barrier in halo
Gauss hog
yes!! I love the dub step gun
Too bad it wasn't in the reboot
Yeah I was just about to say I'm pretty sure there's some form of railgun in Halo.
The dubstep gun also had different songs. My favorite one was the industrial one, it was metal music.
Yeah there's also the railgun from halo 4 and 5
I guess the sniper rifle also breaks the sound barrier.. iirc
Dubstep gun was cool
Yeah Saints Row 4 was pretty damn wild.
The dubstep gun, Mr. Toots, the foam finger... I don't understand why things like these aren't more common. It's not like every single game is meant to be super serious, you know?
Add some goofy stuff just for fun. It improves the experience.
I mean, hell, even Battlefield has the Kolibri. 😆
To be fair, the Kolibri is just terrible and there's no reason to use it, but still.
Kylie’s grumpy when she’s sick 😷 😂
Boss Hog
I like the guns in some games that shoot random crap you pick up
For the unaware, it was a super tiny gun that only did like 2 damage per shot, so you'd have to shoot someone like 50+ times to actually kill them.
Rock-it Launcher!
I think that's what it was called, in Fallout 3. Fired literal garbage.
Roadhog in Overwatch shoots junk too!
Apparently all you need to do to add maximum goofy value to your multiplayer game is turn on proximity chat, lol. It's working for Warzone 2 🤣
Y'all aren't prepared for how you held the Kolibri either. Wait for it.
sounds right 😄
It’s so cute
Lol I love Battlefield shenanigans so much 🥲
Anyway, my point is, devs pls add meme weapons to games. Makes things fun.
I'm gonna assume it doesn't have a trigger guard 🤣
Some of em had funny reload animations too
I typed in kawai and that gif was the first one
I will stop at nothing until there is a vinyl record gun in every game (well I will, 'cuz I just thought about it in the moment)
Nah. No space for it. 😂
Far Cry 6 had top tier meme weapons 
Like the one in Far Cry 6, lol?
Wait, that exists in FC6?
all my clothes fit me once again
Also, since we're on the topic of terrible meme guns, this is the cream of the crop of stupid garbage.
The Type 94 Nambu 8 mm pistol (Type 94 handgun, in Japanese: 九四式拳銃, romanized: Kyūyon-Shiki Kenjū) is a semiautomatic pistol developed by Kijirō Nambu and his associates for the Imperial Japanese Army. Development of the Type 94 pistol began in 1929, and after several redesigns the final prototype was tested and officially adopted by the Japane...
Not records, it shot CDs tho 😆
My day has been made
pew pew pew!
It played the Macarena with each shot, lol
The Type 94 Nambu had a sear bar that was on the outside of the gun.
Basically what that meant is if you held the gun a certain way, you'd literally shoot a round off without pulling the trigger. Garbage.
And yes, the rare Battlefield reloads are fantastic.
Lol last one
Need a little bit of funny in a soldier's life, no?
The dude's face says it all.
Everything is beter than carrying gun powder in the middle of the battlefield for reloading
can i get a game directly from microsoft on disc? i have a 40 quid xbox gift card and want to buy cod mw2 but only on disc
Microsoft doesn’t accepts squids in trade, they only accept fiat currencies
haha
Have you ever watched Men in Black?
No
The first time I watched Forest Gump was with Kylie lol
You refuse to watch any movies, you just use them to fall asleep to. 😩
I can’t help it 😩
I knew that was exactly what you were gunna say.
I get bored with it so easily
Movies put me to sleep better than the PS presentation dude
I mean you're not wrong. Mark Cerny is probably the most boring talker on earth.
So monotonous
I don't even know how he does it, he just makes everything he says sound abysmal.
And so I did, for 2 minutes
What made it more entertaining was the sound of the wolves howling and pigs grunting as the ominous sounds of thunder crashed... while I ||stared at this child||.
I think the thing that blows my mind the most is that he's actually an incredible speaker, all things considered. He gets his thoughts out professionally, doesn't really make any errors, he's just a good speaker.
He just completely botched his charisma roll when making his character.
Rolled a solid nat 1.
just finished Somerville, very good game. didnt like getting stuck on the environment couple times though. but was enjoyable
Odd. The first invite to a game I've been given in never.
might want to include context as to what the spoiler is for
Charisma 0
This cough syrup tastes like how Banana Boat sunscreen smells and I don't know how I feel about it.
It says orange but it sure doesn't taste like any orange I've ever had. Tastes like Banana Boat.
And it really helps with a cough
I can't handle generic brands - They never work for me. No matter what it is.
Honestly, I get it, but the generic brands are usually so, so much cheaper, you know?
Honestly a lot of the generics are the exact same as the original. Our minds are a very powerful thing
Like, I can get a bottle of off-brand Excedrin, for, not even kidding, 99¢.
Name-brand Excedrin is several dollars.
Some are even made in the exact same place just labeled differently
Yeap. The joys of the manufacturing process.
White label products are everywhere, and you wouldn't even think about some of them.
is cod modernwarfare 2 worth it?
The beta was pretty excellent, haven't played the full game though.
u think it will go on sale on cybermonday?
It's too new. I highly doubt there will be a sale that soon.
Yeah what they said.
Hey guy I have two month game pass ultimate codes but it’s for new players… first comes get it.
If it was something like Saints Row, maybe, but COD literally makes them the most amount of money out of any franchise they have.
Feel free to dump your code in #xbox-game-pass or #gaming-deals. Or, if you would like to use the code for yourself, you don't need an Xbox. Game Pass Ultimate works on both PC (Game Pass for PC and Xbox Cloud Gaming) and mobile devices (Xbox Cloud Gaming).
Don't forget that it's a trial code, and as such, can only be used by new subscribers. If you dump it in the aforementioned channels instead of using it yourself, make sure to let people know.
there's retailer that have bundle deals, like buy 3 games and get next free. I've seen mw22 on the list.
is it worth playing if i havent played any other cod campaign before? ive played warzone a ton but mostly that
got the deal wrong. it's buy 2 get 1 free. here: https://www.target.com/c/video-games/buy-2-get-1-free/-/N-5xtg5Z562xz
@mellow roost had to check me when I used the word quid pro quo thinking I used it wrong 😭
I mean... 💀
yo
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I forgot how big ark is, 150 gigs
Ark is massive
I did finally I faced my fear of needles 😃
How So?
I got vaccine for covid
i'm so busy, I can't get one, I really need to.
Im going to play lego batman
Good luck if you have fear of needles
I had it twice, so I'm juiced up on Antibodies
Well at least your well able for it 😄
👍
Duke of sandwich nice pfp
orginal right?
Lol, now MW2 won't let me look through the attachment tree for weapons that don't have multiple receivers
you to sushi gamer
yay! glad to hear it :)
if you find someone who's really good at it, it barely hurts at all. the trick is apparently ||not moving the needle around at all when it's in your arm || (spoilered for talk of needles)
the last guy I got was so good, I could even sleep on that arm the first night
Yeah, for sure. I didn't even feel mine, which was crazy.
yeah!
one of the kids i watch is needle phobic. its rough for them ;-;
like.. is older and even getting surgery we had to do heavy meds just to keep him calm enough to go under anesthesia 
dang :(
yeah. we are working on it. but sometimes is just like that
yep
yay for understanding medical peeps
phobias are a thing
yep, same with me and thunderstorms 

luckly they are rare here
good we dont get too many of those in this area
yeah.. i lived in utah and they were so common. another reason to never move there for you lol
???
I'm not against fun questions, but can't rats chew through concrete?
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1593448624574193664?s=19
yeah but would remy?
I mean we got a choice from some street rat and a...very pampered mouse. I mean, sure, Stuart fought off some birds and a cat, but if Remy got a hold of Stuart...
Oh, yeah, I think you might be right.
Hmm. Yeah, that just skews it even further. Kinda wonder what adult Stuart would be capable of. 🤔
You're pinning a strong, manipulative mastermind rat who's smart enough to cook and a... mouse who, by theory sakes, is a mouse human mutant? Honestly idk who'd win.
The rat, lol
Rat would win!
Mans can pilot meat mechs 🤣
Rat would eviscerate the mouse
remy would let stuart win bc he is like.. a little kid 
Remy would wipe the floor with Stuart
Remy literally kidnapped a food inspector and shoved him in a closet-
Found this album again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjwBniwiHw&ab_channel=Mariac432
another Adult not a little kid
Amazing album
stuart is a child lol
Stuart better watch his back around Remy
Whatevs, I don't think Remy is sincere enough to let a kid win
Remy is literally a Jaeger pilot from Pacific Rim, but with a meat mech 
arent we all lol
This is a death battle. Self preservation exists.
Nah if it's life or death remy wouldn't just give up.
That mouse is gonna be rat food real quick
Kylie was bare knuckle boxing a bug that made it into our apartment
I cocked back, swung, and POW. 🤜🏻
Oh! In other news, OW2 is adding aim assist for pc and console!
the real q is.. who is making up fights between a kid and an adult.. to the death smh
I thought she broke her knuckles
Some kids are dangerous. Have you SEEN The Collector in The Owl House?
To be fair, I didn't even know Stuart was a child and I've watched the movie a bazillion times. I guess it wouldn't be too farfetched that other people didn't realize. 😄
Stuart is super intelligent and naive, and Remi is intelligent and a bit of a con
boy what a discount
so i say remi wons by a little slide
Stuart little was 7 and operated at the level of a 16 year old human boy - per the internet
'per the internet' AKA 'trust me bro'
Remi is like evil mastermind though
Stuart is very naive in the books
still.. even if we go by 16 year old.. its still a kid
Here's potentially a good one. Optimus Prime vs. The Iron Giant. Who wins? 🤔
while Remi is very manipulative
My initial reaction is that Optimus Prime would win, but then I think about...well...the fact that Iron Giant is a giant gun, and I don't know.
Optimus Prime@would stop fighting when he realized Iron Giant is a good guy
i would say optimus prime, because he has access to the technology of cybertron
Actually the more I think about it, this fight would just straight up be depressing.
yep
If Iron Giant said "Superman," I'd cry for the rest of my life.
lets pit a couple of good guys against ewachother and pretend they would actually fight to the death lol
smh
wouldnt work at all
I mean it's just for fun. Like a what if scenario
and thats what i am saying
it wouldnt work
:)
you;d have to completely ignore who they were to make it work
Yeah, these types of what-ifs are usually with the condition that they actually would fight, as illogical it may be given their characters.
Because yeah, Optimus Prime and Iron Giant would never be fighting, you're right. Iron Giant would go sicko mode at first, but as long as Optimus Prime was able to signify that he wasn't a threat, I think IG would understand.
Yeah it's fun. Like no one thinks that iron giant and Optimus would fight. Power scaling and hypothetical fights are all for kicks and I like that.
I found another one, Kratos vs. The Dragonborn (from Skyrim), and...
https://tenor.com/view/unsure-curb-enthusiasm-doubt-idk-gif-4548077
The Dragonborn is kinda busted, if we're being real here.
Lore-based Dragonborn is comically overpowered.
Kratos kills Gods regularly
Optimus hates killing deceptions iirc
Idk why he would fight my boy the iron giant
Sure, but can he kill a god that can achieve CHIM?
CHIM?
I kinda feel like aside from all the broke TDB already is, CHIM throws a huge wrench into the entire thing.
Well except for bayverse prime
Bayverse prime was blood lusted as hell
Anyways
Is the dragonborn technically a messianic figure
He kinda strikes me as one
To make a very long story short, CHIM is a theory in the Elder Scrolls universe.
Essentially, the idea is that the "God" of the Elder Scrolls universe is a sleeping being, and everyone is part of that Godhead's dream. If you achieve CHIM, one of two things can occur. You either realize you aren't real but accept it and become what is essentially a lucid-dreamer with the power to do anything, or you zero-sum and blink out of existence immediately.
Kirby vs The Dragonborn
CHIM is what people think might have happened to the Dwarves.
They couldn't handle the idea that they were just a dream, and everyone blinked.
It's a pretty god damn wild theory, honestly.
So what happens if he just wakes up
There's a whole page on it if you're interested.
It's just a theory tho. Theoretically CHIM makes DB as powerful as Dr. Manhattan, but in universe it hasn't been confirmed or denied
So really the fight between him and Kratos can go either way depending if you subscribe to that theory
I mean you absolutely have a point there for sure. It is just a theory, something that's never been confirmed. That being said, in if it is true, it puts Kratos is a pretty wild spot.
How about doom guy vs kratos
Doomguy wipes Kratos without breaking a sweat.
Agree
The way Doomguy is written, he's...I mean... He's basically One Punch Man.
He can't die, and he just grows stronger and stronger until he's able to kill whatever is threatening him.
I like to think his helmet plays the music
Lmao, I like that one.
Like it's just his chill killing tunes
Oh if Doomslayer is like that, put him against Hulk or Broly. Characters with similar powers
Doom guy will smash hulk lmao
Broly: gets stronger the longer he's in a fight
Hulk: gets stronger the angrier he gets
Hulk punched a hole in space time.
Hulk is like, my favorite superhero ever, but... I don't know.
Sure, Hulk's power is technically limitless, but...there's really only so mad he can get, you know? Whereas Doomguy has no limit, he just does.
I wonder if theres a point where hulk gets so angry
His head just bursts
Now, Doomguy vs. Dr. Manhattan would be a trip.
It would either be over instantly with Dr. Manhattan winning, or Doomguy would struggle for a very, very, very long time and win.
Manhattan can literally predict the future. He'd end Doom Guy before he even got close to strong enough
I wanna see a transformer fight a Pacific rim jaeger
Hence why I figure if it didn't end instantly, Doomguy wins.
The weird looking dog wins ez
True. I'd say put him against Broly since him and Doom Guy get more powerful the longer they're in a fight. I'd use classic Broly since he's constantly angry and is a very violent psychopath.
Could be neat.
I'd say Broly would probably edge out the win, though. Because he can go super saiyan he'd already have a power advantage
I wonder if vader could hold his own against iron man
I feel like he wouldn't even let iron man get close
That's the problem though, I'm not sure. Doomguy's armor is indestructible, and he was blessed by the Primeval making him both immortal and the whole power scaling thing I mentioned earlier.
It's why I believe Doomguy would actually have a chance against the Warhammer 40k universe.
And we all know how catastrophically busted the 40k universe is. Jesus.
40k's universe is gloriously depraved and its super interesting. Shame some of people in the community aren't the greatest people.
I mean you're not wrong there. Definitely has some...interesting folks in it.
Ugh, my gun screen refuses to stay equipped in MW2
Also, if the Orcs weren't stupid, they'd destroy Doom Guy.
Orcs have a unique ability where if enough of them believe something, it becomes a reality.
Ok but can we talk about how peter griffin is an actual good fighter
Steven Universe vs She-Ra
Theoretically if enough Orcs believed that Doom Guy was weak, Doom Guy would become weak.
Yeap, I think that would be the biggest problem. Orks are...well...Orks.
They're so...so unfathomably stupid, but their reality warping powers are a huge threat.
Smart decision to give such an overpowered ability to the dumbest race in 40k
I mean Orks fly through space with holes in their ship because they believe they can breath space.
They can't, but they believe it, so it happens.
y'all saying orcs/orks, I'm thinking Shamu
Doomslayer vs Slaanesh.
God that's so funny to me. I love Orks so much
This is a double-edged sword, however. Because they're so stupid and because anything they believe becomes reality...
I just remembered this story and I'm crying.
There was one time a band of Orks were laying siege to some castle or fortress or something, and the people defending the fortress ran out of ammo.
So they just...pointed their guns at the Orks, yelled "bang!" and the Orks all died. 😭💀
Gotham Knights is 40% off on the PS Store lol
My sides. God that's the funniest thing.
Imagine if the orks suddenly believed they were super intelligent
That would cause the IQ of the collective universe to drop to accommodate them.
Now is that good or bad lol
There was also this Ork that didn't think having one of his weapon was enough, so he went back in time and killed himself so he could get another copy of his weapon, and the only reason he didn't paradox himself out of existence is because he was too dumb to understand that himself in the past was not a separate entity.
So he got 2 guns.
Orks are brilliant.
I also heard another story where a band of orks got together and started saying "I'm a tank"
And they became a tank
XD
Okay WHAT. So they can just. Warp reality so hard that paradoxes don't affect them. That's insane.
Can we get the Orks to believe that McDonalds Pizza is back?
I wonder if Orks are in 40k 
So what If the orks just believed the universe didnt exist
Bros have the power to end all the suffering yet they're so stupid
I love it
Yeah they're literally too dumb to do much of anything outside of really...weird and menial things. If they were smarter they'd probably rule the universe.
I mean if they grab a piece of wood and think it's a gun, it'll actually shoot, but...
In fact a bunch of crap taped together, as far as I'm aware, is a common Ork weapon.
Metal and wood slapped together iirc
Yep.
Red also makes things go fast
Yep. XD
Thing is, if Orks were smart, they wouldn't believe all this weird stuff would work, therefore their powers would be useless. Their stupidity fuels their powers.
What did I just watch
An animation from gen 9.
Wat
Ye
Yeah I'm just fooling. Here's what it actually looks like. https://twitter.com/Starjeti/status/1592712852514959362?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1592712852514959362|twgr^7711b0ad9e735f3538cecaad357f4edf3b383d2d|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fkotaku.com%2Fembed%2Finset%2Fiframe%3Fid%3Dtwitter-1592712852514959362autosize%3D1
This is the tackiest animation I have ever seen... the off kilter sandwich, whilst the trainer bites the air with no easing on the tweens.... the floating Pokemon in their idle animation staring at nothing😭😭😭
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The games apparently good despite the performance
So I might pick it up and suffer through the frames. I played Disaster Report 4 on switch and enjoyed that despite the god awful frames
I hope the issues get patched out
I want this game to succeed cause it's trying something new
It's just sad that we have a good game marred by so many issues.
Is anybody else experiencing serious connection issues?
Me and people I've played with along with lobbies I've been in are experiencing random lag spikes that make the game stutter,
gonna have to narrow that way down lol

#rules 💵 13. No buying, selling, or trading items/codes on the server. Do not ask for codes, handouts, or freebies either.
Lemme know if anyone's out there
#rules 💵 13. No buying, selling, or trading items/codes on the server. Do not ask for codes, handouts, or freebies either.
How do I sell it then?
Wdym
ppl give them away here daily
For free?
Uhm?
lol
what game?
ah
hey I know that game
Hey?
At least it's not league
Ello
I played it for 3 years, I get that there's people who like it, I just don't see the appeal
Yes I'm aware that statement sounds contradictory
Then why did you play it for 3 years
No idea.
Eh I can relate when I was younger back in 2018 I put A LOT of hours into Fortnite and now I can’t stand it

Minun, do you want my username instead?
lol
Imma go then
The in-game Switch matches my real life Switch.
4080's are selling poorly
nice Louie!
nice
Does it always, or did you just luck out by having the right one?
I’m not sure. I think it matches whichever one you own.
I love details like that
i suspect they "know" which one you have
ACNH did that
i got the ACNH switch model in game
I never noticed that my acnh switch matched what the heck, I’m going to check tomorrow lol
the acnh switch was so cute
I have that one. It's so cute
Hi I'm. New here
Welcome
Ty how is everyone
Hi
Hi
Me and Lee got a win together! 🥳
The DMR is so good. 😩
Probably my favorite gun in the game.
Although it's probably because it does decent damage and doesn't have wicked huge bloom that makes it inaccurate af.
Who likes overwatch 2
I do
That’s to long to bad I ain’t reading
I’m leaving the server
Okay, bye.
Oo I'm installing the game on my Xbox and I'm looking for friends THAT will play it with me wanna be my friend so we can play it
Bye
depends, I don't really play with people idk
Ok
Hello
What kind of problems?
Takes a few minutes to find a game
Yeah, I prefer tuna
I had that happen while playing with a group
yeah I'm having troubles too
We've been having problems most of the week. Playing solo it's fine, no issues. Once I'm grouped with Lucy and/or Louie we get a couple of matches and then it fails to find a game entirely.
If I try to leave the lobby with the group to queue again, it gives an error to say that one of the players doesn't own the right component to do that.
At that point we may as well give up because it will not find a match no matter how long we wait.
I was hoping they would have fixed it by the weekend, but I guess not. ☹️
Good morning!
It loads very fast solo..so weird
News!
◇ New game of Peppa Pig 🥰
The social system is broken right now, so I'm guessing the matchmaking issues are something to do with that because they only occur when grouped for us.
Oh gotcha thanks. I thought it was our WiFi lol
Epic Games be like on Fortnite:
Battle Royale 🥰
Creative 😀
Save The World 💀
STW last online 4 years ago
Are they working on it?
Not a clue.
Okay thanks for the information!!
Wait. Scorn ???💀
Yes, valid nomination too.
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We've seen them all. They were announced days ago.
Oh, that fast... I wasn't paid attention 😅
New season of Yellowstone is out
What are the chances plague tale becomes gotye?🥳
Anybody run into the issue where Overwatch 2 assigns you the "ADVENTURER" username and you can't change it?
Would love to not have a default username
Well, is the only game of this year with photo-mode actualy 🤭
pretty sure HFW has photo mode
It's a shame Ragnarok photo mode is coming later.
Nice photo mode is a deciding factor for gotye🥳
Requiem is the first with it tought
MVP role
Coffee I can't believe you paid money for a blue checkmark. For shame.
I can't believe you did either
I can't believe y'all got the checkmark😱
Smash that notification bell=P
But i do 💅
I learned it from you!
God I hope we get a massive MW2 bug fix soon, lol. You can't matchmake with a team in the regular game, only DMZ and Warzone 💀
Yeah, we've had that issue. We sometimes get in one or two matches when we first start playing, but then it breaks.
Hey
Bean
Beans
Mr. Bean
I am getting paid soon. And I'm getting a series x or s
Yes I hear they are good consoles
Either that or a lot of sushi
Oooo get both
Don't play with your sushi👀
And I mean. A LOT of sushi. I ain't gonna eat for 5 weeks
I want pancakes 🤤😍
For me I need to be able to have rdr2 ark gta5 warzone 2 and bo3 all installed at once so a series S is a big no go
I need more than 200 gb of storage and for the price of the series S and the 1 tb expansion it costs the same as a series X so ima just get the X
Poor rdr 2.. sunsetting their online support
I'm sorry, the 1 tb harddrive costs as much as the series x?
What happend to rdr1 🤭
I.......
No the series S and the 1tb hard drive costs the amount of a series X
Expansion pass?
Oh. Well imma just get the series x then
What ?💀
Sorry I was just confused lmao
It costs 300 bloody dollars for the Microsoft branded expansion card for the X/S that’s nearly the same amount as a series S
It's a very fast card though😁
Yeah just get the series x. Better power, better fps, more storage, and a disc drive
Not worth spending 300$ for that card, u can get a series s instead
But if you don't need the disc drive or want that extra power, paying for the S and the card may be the price of an X, but you get 1.5TB of storage instead of 1TB.
Games for series X are generally bigger than on series S
My fingers smell like popcorn
Don't eat your fingers
I want more popcorn 😦
What popcorn flavor?
Instructions unclear: entire hand is currently residing in my stomach.
Corn
So you became a popcorn in the end?!😱
Call a doctor !😱😰
Instructions very unclear: my arteries are now butter instead of blood
You rascals.
That is actually legit terrifying
It flop?
You'll be fine as long as you don't see a doctor in Ohio
Only in Ohio
Ofc it's Ohio bruh
Instructions understood: take over the world as the Emperor of Ohio
Me (real) (not fake) (💯 )
I just ate sand 😘
Why?=O
Yum
Cuz is delicious
I'm exhausted
what happen
idek how
He ate his hands and conquered the world
I had a coffee at 6 pm. It's 12:30 rn
Rip
does anyone know why my xbox app on my windows 11 computer isnt loading?
like it stays on the loading screen and never boots
i cant even close the app
Try restarting ur computer by pressing the power button for 5-10 seconds
when i press the power off button it automatically turns off
i tried holding it down and it just flashed white
That's not possible, try turn back on
Its updating
Can you move it over to #233805809346150400 , please?
ok
just watched Hardcore Henry. hadnt seen it in a while and its just as awesome as i remember it
Did you claim the flying Pikachu, Rhinne?
waddup
No, not yet. Is that from the card in the box?
Or the internet claim thing, I mean. Mentioned on the card in the box.
Mystery gift
I've not quit out of the game yet to get the option.
I need a new show to watch. Finished Arcane and Atlanta. Idk what next
Tom & Jerry
Solar Opposites
Good suggestions!
Is edge runners good show?
Or Regular Show
Swag like Ohio
I’m not getting anything good from surprise trades. I keep getting the same ones back 😆
have you seen Bojack Horseman?
if not, thats a show you need to watch. its incredible
horsin' around?
It was meh
did you watch past the first few episodes?
H2O 😍
Nah got very bored after the first episode realised it was just another Netflix copy paste show and never watched it again
The reviews for the show only made my opinion of it worse
I settled on Umbrella Academy 😅
What did it copy from?👀
Every Netflix animated show is the same
thats the thing. its not. if you actually bothered to watch at least the first season all the way through youd know it actually delves into the psyche of someone who is very mentally ill
That's a hot take
supernatural is good
bojack horseman ISNT like other shows. its a unique character piece
Carry on my wayward son
Sounds boring 🤷♂️
I do plan on re watching it eventually just more important shows to watch first
I'm only on the 1st episode
its honestly the best show ive ever watched. i have no problems with it whatsoever.
It's an intro song
one of my favorite jokes in the show honestly
my favorite moment tho, has to be when bojack is begging diane to tell him hes a good person. that cut deep
See there is no way a Netflix original will be better than twd braking bad or even better caul Saul for me atleast
wrong, arcane>breaking bad imo
you havent given it a chance, you dont know. my roommate has watched breaking bad and bcs and he still views Bojack as a masterpiece right up there with those shows
How long qualifies for giving it a chance?
first season.
That's a lot of time invested though
the show hits its stride around episode 8 and doesnt stop. the earlier episodes are setting up the characters
Bojack is such a great show.
Yes fans united🥳
it honestly did help me recognize and address my toxic traits. i saw myself in bojack and i HATED that
like i was neglecting my friends, begging for unearned validation, etc
It also helps to teach that sometimes it's okay to not be okay.
exactly. bojack isnt okay but hes trying. hes trying to improve, to be better than he was
I am sad for Carolyn
my ex is alot like Princess Caroline
always puts others needs ahead of her own, which affects her greatly
shes also constantly on the go, never taking time for herself
Stuff happens, we sometimes learn things the hard way
its just funny that it took a show about a depressed horse man to get me to recognize that i was being toxic
I also never expected a TV episode with zero spoken dialogue to be one of the best episodes I've seen of any show.
oh my god that episode was incredible, but my favorite episode is Free Churro. an episode thats all monologue and its one of the most compelling episodes of any show ive ever watched
theres worse ways
I never got round to watching the finale half season and it's been too long now that I need to do a full rewatch and binge my way through.
you gotta do it. the finale is perfect.
rarely do shows end perfectly. Bojack did.
No show or game or movie or any sort of media Is perfect
no, some are perfect. very few, but deff some
Nothing is perfect as much as we’d like to think some things are
like id consider 12 Angry Men to be a perfect film. the 50s one. i havent seen the remake in a while
The remake is actually pretty good. I saw the remake before the original, long time ago on a flight somewhere.
was it as good as the original? cause the original is honestly a masterpiece of cinema
is that the one where they're a jury
ye
one of my favorites series of all time would be seal team, just because it covers all the aspects of being in specops
I may be biased because it hits close to home, but yeah, great show
I really enjoyed the remake personally. Each version was well done.
i like alot of things
ill have to check it out again at some point. i always enjoy comparing remakes with the originals. seeing what was done better, what was done worse
50s/60s is really good for all-time great writing, I was thinking of Rope and couple others.
It's a fairly basic film, in that it's just a single room with 12 people, so there's not really much for it to go wrong, as long as the performances are on form.
What about movies with 1 person in the room?
A beautiful day in the neighborhood is my favorite movie of all time and its not even close
Moon is superb.
i remember watching Stepford Wives. the original and the remake. and they both were flawed in different ways. the original had awful pacing and was really boring, but it carried its message extremely well. the remake was ALOT of fun but it borked the message at the end. then Don't Worry Darling came out and its a better Stepford Wives than the other 2
so in the end, i got a Stepford Wives movie i enjoyed. but it wasnt called Stepford Wives.
there's probably actors that would reassemble Mr Rogers better but hanks' performance just made that movie special
Speaking of films with one person in a room, I'm looking forward to watching the new movie with Willem Dafeo called Inside.
i mean cinematography also plays a big part. the original did this neat thing with focal length of the lenses being gradually increased throughout the movie. made the movie feel more claustrophobic as it went on
I couldn't think of 1 person films, but actually do know one, its called Darling
Buried is really good
127 Hours
Buried has Ryan Reynolds NOT playing himself, which is cool
I was about to suggest that to Rhinne
With Ryan Reynolds
I've seen Buries, it's good.
camera positioning and motion is way more important than people realize
oh yeah, like if a shot is framed poorly it can negatively impact the scene
Cube is good
Although not a 1 person movie
mhm
and honestly even if a movie isnt my thing i can still recognize it as good, critically speaking
Platform is good
Theres a similar film, its almost zero talking called The Dark Below 2015
looked it up. seems cool
one movie i enjoyed was Martyrs(2008). its hard to sit through tho.
like that movie is amazing but its not a fun movie. its incredibly dark and messed up.
I heard its a messed up movie
i recommend it ONLY if you can tolerate heavy amounts of gory brutal torture
I'm aware of it, i've been meaning to watch it and funny games when I get into the mood
which funny games? the original or the american remake
was gonna watch the originals of both, as they're the ones that people bring up. In horror place martyrs came up several times couple weeks ago, so put on my list
I wish there was a white series x. My ps5 and switch are white and the Xbox stands out
Martyrs is deff a good movie. the american remake is apparently HEAVILY toned down so i skipped out on it. as for funny games, havent seen either but ill watch the original first
I watched a few messed up movies:
Requiem for a dream
Tusk
New order
Human centipede
I don't like gore
actually. now that i think of it martyrs wasnt super gory. it was heavy, violent and incredibly depressing.
so you might be okay with Martyrs
also human centipede is a meme. that movie was silly and i couldnt take it seriously
like sharknado, i've always intentionally just not watched human centipede.
What about Tusk?
havent seen it, cant comment
I've seen Tusk, I just thought it was bizarre, I just like anything justin long.
oh, another film i loved but had a hard time watching. The Dirties. not sure if i can describe what its about here, so look it up yourself
its not a super violent movie, its just really disturbing
I think the most displeasing films ive seen aren't really types of movies i'd recommend, think Perfect Blue prob ben worth it if like anime
Perfect Blue was AMAZING
i need to watch Kon's other works
Watch Fly with Goldbloom
The Fly wasnt super disturbing to me. it was just gory fun
anyone awake
I had nightmares as a kid
That old anime style is so nice to look at. Ghost in Shell is alltime favorite, yet never saw creators other stuff
GitS was also very good. live action remake sucked tho
yo
i didnt have nightmares as a kid. just bizarre dreams
That cat mastered the game "I'm bread"
oh, i recommend Malignant. that movie was. uh. something.
like its a good movie but man it has such a weird tonal shift near the end. and that tonal shift is alot of fun, but its jarring
James Wan is a weird guy
oh, Pearl is another good one that came out recently. very good psychological horror film about a young girls descent into madness. its a prequel to X, which was also very good. very fun slasher.
Pearl actually might be my favorite horror film from this year. and my favorite film this year in general.
Hi
Them 2 on my list, im watching Smile now. Hard to say what top fav of year is, figured mine would be like everyone else once I see them 2 and Barbarian
Can I ask something
Watch romanian thriller Watcher
You don't need permission to ask questions.
Barbarian was awesome. very out there movie with a cool, if nonsensical, monster.
Will overwatch 2 call me if I put my phone number in the game?
You already asked xD
I don't think so. It's just for verification and helps to stop troll/alt accounts.
Can someone check
No
I stayed up by accident again. Bleh
You have internet access. Contact Blizzard support if you're concerned.
Don't punish yourself😢
they wont call you. they have no need to. its just for verification.
At most you'd maybe get a verification text, but they won't waste money on calls.
Ok Ty
anyway this year was a stacked year for movies
Calls are pretty outdated
like theres been so many amazing films in 2022
In future we will have thoughts transfer
Name 300
privacy invasion
It's already invaded, unfortunately
welp I've been dragged back into a fandom
BATIM or BATDR
bendy and the ink machine btw
EEAAO, X, Pearl, Top Gun Maverick, Amsterdam, Studio 666, Death on the Nile, Clerks 3, Elvis, Don't Worry Darling, Barbarian, The Northman
and theres still others i havent seen
eeaao?
Everything Everywhere All At Once
ah, I haven't seen any of those besides TGM lol
Maverick was kino.
it was honestly better than the original
It was so good, I'm very interested in War/military movies so I liked it
if youre into war movies, a new remake of All Quiet On the Western Front is out on Netflix
Ooo I wanna see that
oh yeah I still gotta finish that
I want to see a director's cut of the 1st Sonic movie with the original ugly design they almost went with
im not super into war films. i only watched the original All Quiet cause its a must see classic
try seal team
isn't that one like really disturbing
with this design actually
