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compact rampart
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You might get hate whispers for making it a tank lobby but its probably the best tank option

late wraith
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In bgs?

chrome panther
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yeah but people that take bgs that seriously arent worthy of your time

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block and move on garf

late wraith
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Do people get mad about tanks in bgs?

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For sure in arena

chrome panther
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people get mad about everything in bgs

grand mesa
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There’s always one guy who loads into random BG and starts taking it so seriously and thinks he’s like

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This guy

late wraith
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Yeah true I forgot about Zechey for a second

chrome panther
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game goes bad they look to point the finger instantly

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oh no we lost because we have a tank doing his job spinning the node or base sitting

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the only legit complaint is oh cool we zoned into a flag carry bg and we dont have a pres evoker and they do tettleslul

tight heron
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Yes, I heard about this.

So when my friend will queue as tank, it GUARANTEES enemy team has a tank correct?

compact rampart
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The tank hate stems from bdk ptsd.
Drowning priests was absolutely diabolical

tight heron
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Why is it bad to have a tank lobby?

safe heart
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tanks ruin pvp

tight heron
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Is that a MUST?

safe heart
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yes

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it literally wont let you tmk

late wraith
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So it would have to be you on healer or your other person on healer

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For blitz only

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Do whatever you want for unrated bgs

grand mesa
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Damn I’m so good with acronyms

safe heart
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wat the halibut

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i thought tmk was a common one

grand mesa
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never seen it before

tight heron
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Never seen that acronym before either

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You learn something new every day

safe heart
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maybe its cuz i played a boomer game for like 7 years

tight heron
late wraith
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Tanks in bgs aren’t as bad they just can be hard to kill and recently guardians were doing outlandish damage but that’s been knocked down

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Tanks in arenas, specifically shuffle is just troll

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Is there still a prot really high up lol

chrome panther
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probably

tight heron
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Just looking for insights onto Blitz BGs and RBGs

safe heart
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tanks are do nothing specs in pvp
they cant do meaningful damage, they mostly rely on just being annoying as an actual tactic, like bdk chain gripping healers away from the fight, or guardians just spamming clones on everyone, but theyre also tanks so you cant really kill them so youre forced to play with someone who is basically not contributing to the fight and only making the game slower

chrome panther
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rbgs are dead afaik

tight heron
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Oh

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So it’s all blitz now?

late wraith
chrome panther
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bracket died when blitz came out

late wraith
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Yeah

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Are you set on duo?

tight heron
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Are blitz bgs taken serious?

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I hope so

safe heart
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no

late wraith
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I mean

tight heron
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Oh

chrome panther
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lmao yes they are

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3k mmr blitz you see some of the sweatiest apes

late wraith
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It’s the most inflated bracket rn with the most participation yes it’s taken serious

safe heart
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ppl will have 2500 blitz xp and claim that in arena, which means nothing

tight heron
safe heart
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it just is

tight heron
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Too easy to get ladder points?

safe heart
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bliz made it that way

late wraith
safe heart
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in 3s, only awc champions are above 2300 pretty much, in blitz ppl are over 3k already

late wraith
safe heart
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get em beavs

late wraith
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Clowns fr what are they doing

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fix the arena crashes you nerds or I’ll be rude to your account no one has checked in 10 years on twitter

tight heron
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Thank you for the insights

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How’s restoration Druid in BGs?

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I’ve noticed monk / priest / evoker healer more popular and “performing” better

late wraith
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You’re just coming back to the game I would not be worrying about who is performing better than who

tight heron
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Oh no I’m not claiming to be a meta slave

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I just wonder how are healers in Blitz? Especially Druid since we’re in a Druid discord

late wraith
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Resto is a perfectly good healer and mw just ate insane nerfs so stocks rising on all healers

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Your best bet is going to be do some unrated bgs and try it. Your biggest obstacle is going to be gearing as you’re trying them because all the specs use different weapons and might have slightly different stat prio but that’s kinda it

tight heron
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What Druid spec do you guys think is best as FC ?

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And why

harsh ore
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Moonkin form is useful… for Flap!

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Free slow fall and momentum booster

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🙏🏼

chrome panther
tight heron
halcyon siren
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Don't recommend queueing ad bear in blitz

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Long queue

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They aight otherwise

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But tank lobbies take longer to queue than dps lobbies

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Bear is the best fc druid spec but still worse than pres mw and maybe disc lowkey so you're not being really advantaged

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Boomie and feral are far and away the best druid blitz specs overall in that order.

chrome panther
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feral i feel u just dont have much agency on node maps

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kinda depresso

halcyon siren
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As for whether or not blitz is taken seriously, sort of. At high mmr the game is very competitive, and at the highest mmr the players are very, very good, but generally speaking the zeitgeist looks upon the bracket as a meme bracket and mostly people will think It's free cr

chrome panther
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i feel like the spec cant close out a 1v1 before help arrives

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and if ur afk defending node id rather just not play personally

halcyon siren
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Feral wins every 1v1 in the game currently I think and has 3 cc drs

chrome panther
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yeah you win the 1v1

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just not fast enough

halcyon siren
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There's something to be said about the 1v1 being 30 sec yeah

chrome panther
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its not like rogue catching someone without trinket with blades up

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dead in 4 globals np np

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yeah you can do insane cc chains to force caps but if they have trinket theyll get help before you can cap most of the time

halcyon siren
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Idk not my experience mostly, esp if u double inc, also as feral u can play asymmetrical healer on ab and Deepwind

chrome panther
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i didnt get out of piss mmr fwiw

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on feral

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did placements and thats it

halcyon siren
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I'm not that high mmr either and haven't played in weeks

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Stopped at elite

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I digress tho, I think feral is good because u can play for instance vs some healer dps as feral dps, like if they have no priest at lh like hpal x u can go there was feral and live long as double dps while your healer steams mines

chrome panther
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yknow whats real fun tho

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playing arms

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leap spear ontop of their healer clump

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solo win the teamfight off the back of a 200k ms crit

halcyon siren
chrome panther
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make arms immune to cc again during avatar

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MAKE IT A REEL CD

late wraith
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You have bladestorm

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Spin your dick around be ungovernable

chrome panther
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ah yes bladestorm my 1.5min cd ability that is an active dps loss over pressing any other ability

halcyon siren
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I wanna be a lil gnome war

chrome panther
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LOVE IT

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TURN MY DAMGUR OFF

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SO I CAN MOVE MY CHARACTER

halcyon siren
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But leveling

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Is just hard

chrome panther
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troll is the move now

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apparently

halcyon siren
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Idc

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I don't play for racials

chrome panther
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i love playing dark iron dwarf

late wraith
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when a warrior first global blade storms off sapping a healer and gets nothing from it that’s amore

chrome panther
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clear 3+ debuffs

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gain nuclear str buff

halcyon siren
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Yeah I'm between dark iron and gnome

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Idk obsessed with small guys rn

chrome panther
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the good version

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20yd range 0 rage cost

late wraith
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No

chrome panther
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fuck these punk ass rogues sapping my shit

halcyon siren
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70percent

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Bring back DRAGON roar

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That 1 shots

late wraith
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No warriors stay down. Take ret with you

chrome panther
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bring back taste for blood also

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if i get uptime for 5 stacks

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u just die

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pig

late wraith
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No you get nothing

chrome panther
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if im a crippled wheelchair class

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my uptime should amount to something

late wraith
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And you also die like a bitch

halcyon siren
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Two charges 2 ranged stuns 1 leap

chrome panther
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least i look good doing it

halcyon siren
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Wheelchair

late wraith
chrome panther
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mods

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relax

halcyon siren
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I feel like ppl don't remember what real Wheelchair classes were

late wraith
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Mods that’s alllowed

late wraith
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You are a caster

chrome panther
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dont even

late wraith
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Fuck right off

chrome panther
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shit will miss from 1 end of nagrand pillar to the corner

late wraith
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shockwave is for sure ranged lol be real

halcyon siren
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Enh might be the only wheelchair left

chrome panther
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remember when fury had 3 leaps

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good days

late wraith
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You can’t range them they can still hit you halfway across the map

halcyon siren
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Not my limited experience

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But I'll take your word at it

late wraith
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ww i think is the least mobile melee

halcyon siren
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Ww is the most melee class

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Not sure if the least mobile tho

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I guess rogue is also as melee but infinity movement so like whatever

late wraith
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Only outlaw has infinity movement

chrome panther
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2charges then im forced to perma walk at 30% speed for the next 20 seconds

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hrm

late wraith
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You can stop subs and assas pretty easy with roots and shit

chrome panther
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may aswell walk out of the gates with rp walk enabled

halcyon siren
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Idk man hard to say,

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I feel like warrior uptime is extremely high

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Lol

late wraith
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Yeah same

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It’s a mage meta though

chrome panther
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im traumatized by the amount of warlocks and hunters and mages in shuffle rn

halcyon siren
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Like it's worse because avatar doesn't remove roots

late wraith
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So I get why it’d feel miserable

chrome panther
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and i dont play troll or gnome

halcyon siren
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What does troll do

chrome panther
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-20% slow duration

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stacks with bstance

halcyon siren
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What is b stance now

chrome panther
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doesnt do fuckall against all the micro slows attached to every spec

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25%

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also on that note

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why the FUCK

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is hamstring still a button

halcyon siren
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Every slow should be a button

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Or 20percent

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Like infected wounds

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I would instantly trade infected wounds for a 50percent snare button

chrome panther
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if i have to press the button it should be cracked

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like chains of nice

halcyon siren
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Hamstring should be the baseline for all big shows

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Slow

chrome panther
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the absolute worst is when i hamstring a dk

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and he presses chains

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then horses away from me

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legit zechey moment

halcyon siren
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U r literally a shark in the water vs dk and have been for 5 years

chrome panther
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yeah i rock them everytime

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still get mad they can just walk away like that

halcyon siren
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Troll warrior hmm

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Wonder what the mogs look like

chrome panther
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pretty dope ngl

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but fem troll is awful

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so your stuck with the hunched male model

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but its 2h animations for arms are dope

halcyon siren
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I would play male i mained male

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For ever

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My og

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Idk I feel like if I played horde I'd wanna be male undead or Tauren more tho

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Hard to say

vocal pollen
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trolls are super nostalgic for me tbh, my first character was a troll

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I dont even love their animations or posture that much but I'd still play troll any day

halcyon siren
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Their run is worse after wod

chrome panther
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Wish orc was bis again

halcyon siren
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But otherwise their anims are okay

chrome panther
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my war is the OG, 20 years old now garf

halcyon siren
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What's wrong with orc

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Awc played orc and gnome only

chrome panther
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Dwarf/nelf too good for keys and idk if I'm gonna spend the $$$ I'd just go nelf I think

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melding stinky casters is big value

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also melding storm bolt in mirrors is peak aura

halcyon siren
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Male Tauren is actually aura

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Basically no racial, just in it for the aesthetic

vocal pollen
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I want vulpera druid

halcyon siren
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I'd like panda or dwarf before vulp

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Belf my top pick tho I think

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Born to frolic as a cute female bloodelf

grand mesa
livid wasp
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it will happen some day

late wraith
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so it's kind of a good season to be an orc

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wait it's outlaw

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fuckin

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nevermind

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be a nelf or whatever

lime light
vocal pollen
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hacked computer

lime light
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dogshit game

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EP actually unsubbed

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worst patch ever

chrome panther
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but they won't cuz it generates absurd revenue from keyers and pvpers

clear fox
chrome panther
halcyon siren
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New tft set kinda fire too

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Love how they introduce more rng basically every set for the last few years

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Makes each game not carbon copies of the last

tardy hare
halcyon siren
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Rele human priests log in

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God imagine hpala human right now with relentless

lime light
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adoption human

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the peak

slender crow
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is resto better nowadays?

queen gust
queen gust
random patrol
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blizzard adds an item that makes you do rated to upgrade pvp gear then doesn't fix it so you don't dc in said rated games

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smol indie company

stray sigil
chrome panther
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like id make 1 swap and never again

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meanwhile i prob race change my warrior 4 times a year

stray sigil
lime light
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@stray sigil shadap kid

stray sigil
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u are pig never speak in my channel again ep

lime light
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??? I was playing mm for 2 weeks

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3k mmr blitz clean mm gamer

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But ep

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Will not log ever again

stray sigil
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u are a pig.

lime light
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Perms 20% dmg reduction

stray sigil
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never speak in my channel again.

lime light
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And gulag dmg

stray sigil
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ep plays mm and deva

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@vocal pollen

lime light
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Don't be a clown.

stray sigil
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its over for ep

lime light
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U should know your place

stray sigil
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time to let new blood, non pig blood run this place.

lime light
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Don't be a clown, enough

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Go back to work

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To work for ep

vocal pollen
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I could overthrow ep if I wanted to

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I have people on my side

stray sigil
vocal pollen
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a rebellion

lime light
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No

stray sigil
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thats true u have the colord name on ur side

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we are kinda fucked

lime light
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Ep has a whole army

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Just one word.

stray sigil
lime light
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Go back to work now, clowns.

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Enough, break is over

stray sigil
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what will happen to ur army whhen they learn ep is a mm player

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mutiny.

vocal pollen
lime light
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Mm is multiclassitional

stray sigil
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mm is multipiggal.

lime light
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As EP said.

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Go to work now

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Before ep gets angry

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Please, don't make him angry

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Pls

stray sigil
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i will overthrow u one day ep.

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one day.

lime light
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No

clear pulsar
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If the US govt ever comes to pvp channel to cause regime change

lime light
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No

clear pulsar
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You're not gonna be the newly installed puppet bro @stray sigil

lime light
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No

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Stop

clear pulsar
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@vocal pollen won't either let's be real it'll prob be someone from #guardian

vocal pollen
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I have pull

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I have influence

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I sound the alarm and 900 people show up

lime light
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But u work for ep

clear pulsar
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You have 1 mod that likes you

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Chill

lime light
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So the 900 ppl work for ep too

vocal pollen
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at least 4

lime light
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Why u fooling yourself

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Kid

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Pls

vocal pollen
stray sigil
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ANY KEYS ?

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its time.

stray sigil
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TIME TO KEYS

clear pulsar
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I can log in in a bit, need to do some stuff

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Like half an hour

chrome panther
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yeah carry my piss war in some 10s fuji

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lets go

stray sigil
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wtf u mean 10s

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we do 18s

chrome panther
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uh huh

livid pawn
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hi

chrome panther
stray sigil
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its time to go bro

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its now or never

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lets go 18s

vocal pollen
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I can go in an hour

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need to go for my walk rn

chrome panther
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can u get me like

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3 hotdogs

stray sigil
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its 3pm pig

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not hotdogs

chrome panther
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i know your on your big gulp walk

clear pulsar
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I eat at 3pm pig

random patrol
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pretty sure 12s >10s now

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at this point in season

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better stuff count

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dawncrests there we go

halcyon siren
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What is this 20percent mm thing, I can't find the buff in any notes?

random patrol
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old brain rotted

stray sigil
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my parents are old ppl we eat around 5;30

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if i eat at 3

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im not hungry for dinner

clear pulsar
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Hotdogs arent dinner bro lol

stray sigil
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ye but like it fills u u pig

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U KLN OW WHAT I MEAN

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DUMB PIG

clear pulsar
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Idk I eat every like 4-5h ig

clear pulsar
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8 12 17 21

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Good times

stray sigil
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its like 24ish perma dr

chrome panther
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it would just be like meal 4 of the day for me

clear pulsar
stray sigil
chrome panther
halcyon siren
stray sigil
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sure but does it look like matters atm lol

halcyon siren
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What are the pet passives

stray sigil
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they are 2 shotting ppl while taking a 0 dmg inc talent

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its like the tank pet shit

halcyon siren
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Does bm get them too

stray sigil
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adds up to like 6 or so % dr iirc

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bm doesnt get the 15%

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so it doesnt matter

halcyon siren
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Man I guess I'm not seeing it, the talent only says the pet has 15 Dr outside

stray sigil
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yes man its bugged lol

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it works in arena

halcyon siren
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So the hunter is receiving the pet buff?

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On himself?

stray sigil
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yes

halcyon siren
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Hm.

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Nice game.

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So I'm guessing he also is getting the damage boost as well?

stray sigil
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that im not sure

lime light
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Why u are doing it to your Papi EP? @stray sigil Who toke care of u, when u were discordless? Papi EP did...

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and now u are mean to him

stray sigil
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LOL

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PAPI EP

lime light
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think about it, and come back once u are smarter

stray sigil
halcyon siren
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Anyways mm hunter lfg

stray sigil
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time to abuse mm hunter and call ppl unchained val

halcyon siren
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Yeah

random patrol
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get glad in a few days with double mm healer

halcyon siren
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I'm saving myself actually

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Waiting patiently for somebody ethical to carry me

grand mesa
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Sometimes you are just too heavy (that’s me)

tight heron
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Why is Restoration Druid so under represented in Blitz BGs? Due to Balance being the best choice if playing a specific of the Druids? Perhaps since Guardian is also solid at FC'ing? Does it just leave the Restoration Druid outshined or is it a throughput issue when healing in PvP or what?

chrome panther
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rdruid has big mana issues

halcyon siren
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in short

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it's underrepresented because noobs don't do well on it

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and good players roll off of it

stray sigil
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rdru has never been good at healing bg dmg

halcyon siren
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ultimately the reason is rdruid profile is 'bad' for large encounters where more than 2 dps can frag 1 person

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and it's a bad fc

chrome panther
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spend 10 globals on rejuv for a pres to press 1 button and remove them all

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hehehaha

halcyon siren
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as well, when you queue rdruid your lesson the chance your team has a mw or pres on disc which is important on 3/9 maps

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at least

tight heron
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better options?

halcyon siren
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Yes

halcyon siren
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Disc mw pres hpriest all better

tight heron
halcyon siren
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guardian > r druid > feral > boomie for FC specifically

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no druid spec is a 'good' fc though

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the good fcs are: pres > rogue > mw > disc > druids

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maybe hpriest above druid idk

tight heron
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You don't think even the tank spec is a good FC? My friend wants to play Guardian Druid to try and FC. Would he be better off as a Tank Pal at that point? or just rolling off of tank choices?

halcyon siren
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guardian might be better than disc

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lol

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2/9 maps are fc maps

tight heron
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I'm fond of Feral myself, but I could dabble into Balance if its just that much better

halcyon siren
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if your friend wants to fc tell him to roll pres

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or mw

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or rogue

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nothing else is really comparable

tight heron
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ok ty

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is it hard to FC as DPS specs of druid? too squishy or not enough defensives you think?

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So if I play Feral, I shouldnt go for flag most of the time?

halcyon siren
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druid is fine below 5 stacks

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post 5 stacks it's gg because u have no instant blinks

tight heron
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Do you think playing Guardian Druid in Blitz is troll?

halcyon siren
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depends

tight heron
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he was a previous mythic player and tanked

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so he feels comfortable on tanks

halcyon siren
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are you okay sitting long queues?

tight heron
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how bad would it be?

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Just resubbed yesterday after years lol

halcyon siren
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you need another tank to queue against

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sometimes this means you get zero games

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sometimes 1hr

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sometimes 12-20min

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if no tank is queue-ing besides you in your mmr you can't get a lobby

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i estimate probably 3x queue time overall is a good estimate

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i wouldn't be playing a tank spec in blitz, that said

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guardian and blood dk are decent

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other tanks are less good

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blood dk can't fc tho

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so if i was DEADSET on playing a tank AND fcing

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i would play guardian

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but like honestly, options are play a guardian druid and have 3x queues and gimp your team sometimes

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or play a pres + dps and have the fastest queues and gimp your team basically never while also being on the best fc in the bracket

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or do the same on a mw and be the second best fc in the bracket

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or do the same on a disc and be the fourth best fc in the bracket and the most versatile healer in the bracket

halcyon siren
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healers can stand back and heal their peelers of defense or pres can blink around and kite and rogue can hard cc everybody and has cloak + evasion

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and bomb

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at 11 stacks u die in 5 seconds to 1 person thru everything on druid

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completely hopeless

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u will trinket stun and die in the half dr re-stun

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any spec of druid

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doesn't matter what externals either really, u might be able to live the duration of cocoon + surv instincts but that's 6 seconds

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the same thing happens to rogue and he trinket-blind-kidneys the person attack him and also lives 6 seconds but he still has evasion cloak step and bomb

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etc

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stacks ramp very fast in blitz if you don't kite virtually nobody can sustain being attacked for any extended time like 1 warrior with uptime will kill u

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1 anything

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so u play a healer and heal your defense squad while they peel for you and prevent damage on you

livid wasp
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tank is just the wintrading spec

halcyon siren
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or you play a rogue and shadowstep between levels in twin peeks and wsg

livid wasp
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for blitz

halcyon siren
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MOST people will have zero fun and not get 2300 on any tank spec basically

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lowkey same with rdruid and maybe rsham rn too

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so if ur goals are to get cosmetics

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don't play any tank spec

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lol

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i guess if you're stopping at 1800 it'd be fineish

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if you're good also fine i guess, you will get there eventually, but you'd get there faster on a real spec

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tanks are just very low impact in the game it's very rare to get into a game where u carry as a tank lol

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like every node map you're just spinning vs the other tank, not dying in carts or going vs other tank in silvershard, it's just

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like why

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blood dks live for kidnapping 1 priest i guess

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as guardian druid u will get out fc'd by pres mw rogue and maybe even disc priest so if they have 1 of those 4 classes

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like what's the point

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(they will)

livid wasp
#

I dont think hes here anymore

halcyon siren
#

im blogging man

#

let me be

stray sigil
chrome panther
halcyon siren
#

waiting in between tft rounds

chrome panther
#

pres + marks rn would prob be the best blitz duo

stray sigil
#

can i play tft and not be iron instantly

#

if ive never played

halcyon siren
#

yeah

livid wasp
#

I hate that game

halcyon siren
#

easily

livid wasp
#

ruined forsen streams for a while at one point

viscid remnant
#

W yap val

#

Hello face two face

clear pulsar
queen gust
#

Pre season BG honor grind instilled in me a disdain for BGs entirely based on mana issues. Especially with treants making it impossible to squeeze in a cheeky drink here and there.

clear pulsar
#

You gotta keep note of the recovery treasures in each map

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And if you're against a resto druid, snipe it from them xdd

queen gust
#

Or I can just bully my friends into doing 2v2 with me instead when there's no third. The actual pinnacle of WoW pvp.

clear pulsar
#

Dogshit

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Happy you found your fun somewhere mate

stray sigil
queen gust
#

Especially after a week of forcing them to play those 2v2s with my 0% mastery dream of cenarius machine gun druid lul

clear pulsar
queen gust
#

Maybe that's actually the move for blitz. This garbage ass build does have infinite mana

clear pulsar
#

I dont even wanna question it

vocal pollen
#

down for keys if anyone wants to go

safe heart
#

damn id really like to do a spriest key rn ngl

vocal pollen
#

login bud

#

well assuming we have a group

safe heart
#

im very tempted but im WFH and MIL is here watching my kid, would be highly sus key lol

#

but tn if you guys are goofing around i need 1 key on feral/guardian and 1 on mw

velvet quest
#

Just get ur dots up and then afk for a bit that’s not sus

tropic grove
#

quick fellas

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how do i win deepwing gorge blitz as boomkin

halcyon siren
#

win your lane

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lol

tropic grove
#

how do you know where to go

#

idk

narrow willow
#

Quarry horde farm alli

halcyon siren
#

how is boomie 1v1 rn/without a healer

tropic grove
#

idk

halcyon siren
#

if your class sucks without a healer

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u go top

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quarry/farm

tropic grove
#

probably not insane

halcyon siren
#

i'd send boomie top

tropic grove
#

wait is this map meant to be like a moba

safe heart
halcyon siren
#

but if u think u can own in a no-healer skirmish

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u can go bot

#

no it's just

#

the map is very big

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so if you need to leave your two nodes to a dif node

#

u gotta get a lot out of it

tropic grove
#

what about market

halcyon siren
#

market is usually a 2v2

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between healer dps

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ruins/shrine is usually a 3v3 type thing between 3 dps

#

top usually has a heler and 2 dps

tropic grove
#

i see

#

i capped quary

#

ninjaed it

halcyon siren
#

ya i mean

#

if u get quarry/farm on repeat

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your chances of winning

#

go up

livid wasp
#

shrine is usually one guy going for the cap, a healer and a dps at both market and ruins

tropic grove
#

understood

livid wasp
#

and a group of 3 at top between quarry and farm

stray sigil
#

WHERE R KEYS

tropic grove
#

looks like the rest of my team is losing every base

#

sadge

halcyon siren
#

ya

#

sometimes u hust

#

get gapped as a team

livid wasp
#

blitz is the worst thing for mind

tropic grove
#

how is it that

#

blitz is so inflated

#

i swear everyone has 2400 since blitz came out

livid wasp
#

yeah sure if you didnt get stuck in elo hell

#

took me 95 games to break 2.3k

halcyon siren
#

idk what i have probably like 170 but i played w irls and gfr

tropic grove
#

that doesnt sound like a lot

livid wasp
#

then there are absolute noobs who went straight to 2.6k

halcyon siren
#

elo hell is very real this season

livid wasp
#

but they have been slowly dropping

tropic grove
#

ok my team is turbo capped

#

gapped*

clear pulsar
# tropic grove blitz is so inflated

Well the same way any other mode is or isnt, each game mode has their own little MMR inflation and where they want the playerbase to land, it's been pretty obvious they wanted to drive up participation in PVP thru Blitz by attracting the casual crowd that does random BGs into rated with easy rewards

tropic grove
stray sigil
#

yes

tropic grove
#

got it

#

i always thought shuffle was faster/easier

#

i feel like i always lose in blitz idk

clear pulsar
#

Some seasons it was easier, some seasons it's harder

tropic grove
#

like wont break 1K cr lose chain type

livid wasp
#

then you get some crazy loss streak while doing placement games and you get stuck with 1.5k games with people you cant carry

clear pulsar
#

It depends on your spec

#

And time of season ig

livid wasp
#

you can also cheat by just quing with a competent healer

tropic grove
#

ive been a pve andy for too long

clear pulsar
#

I cant pepebutt

tropic grove
#

ive lost all pvp friendships

#

i just dont know how to win bgs i guess kek

clear pulsar
#

Just play more mate

#

You've played 7 games lol

tropic grove
#

ye i will

#

but i always feel like the low cr games are the "most" important

#

i think thats why pvp has lost me tbh

#

takes too long for queue pops

#

when you lose it feels so much worse than when you do win

clear pulsar
#

Play healer

tropic grove
#

na

#

i refuse

stray sigil
#

@clear pulsar @vocal pollen 13 ACADEMY GOGO

vocal pollen
#

sure

stray sigil
#

how does the rr thing work

#

i can get a myth track puzzlebox?

vocal pollen
#

yeah

#

where is the squad

stray sigil
#

donowalling me

vocal pollen
#

@grand mesa

stray sigil
#

hes in a key like a piggy

vocal pollen
#

dude

stray sigil
#

im the biggest carry there is

#

what can i say

clear pulsar
#

Whats up

stray sigil
#

coem do acamedy 13 piggy

#

LOG IN

clear pulsar
#

I was in a blitz with this rogue

vocal pollen
#

I need puzzlebox

#

from this key

stray sigil
#

we need face2pig to LOG IN

clear pulsar
#

Inv

stray sigil
#

stop hiding offline

#

weirdo

clear pulsar
#

No sir

stray sigil
#

idk ur server

#

or ur name

#

can u list to my key

#

UPIG

halcyon siren
#

just clone 1 healer after the other in any team fight map

#

while pving

tropic grove
#

yea

#

so far i figureed that

#

the bgs where i can fc are the ones i always win

#

whereas objective based where i kinda need my team to do things i'm struggling because i dont know how to have enough impact to carry

halcyon siren
#

ya i mean boomie is 1 of the highest impact most versatile specs

#

prob the second best dps spec u can be overall

grand mesa
#

@stray sigil Grats!!!!!

halcyon siren
#

maybe mm rn is better

#

he a puzzle boxer?

stray sigil
#

i got hc puzzlevbox 1st try

#

and now reroll myth one first try

#

LUL

astral rune
safe heart
#

Fuji I blasted in my 10 earlier

#

Healer got gapped like 6x over

random patrol
#

just rem 2004 was 22 years ago

stray sigil
#

@vocal pollen the like

safe heart
#

He didn't stand a chance

stray sigil
#

middle circle room thing in that instance

vocal pollen
#

ya

stray sigil
#

is so fucking aids for melee

#

i hate that dungeon with a passion

vocal pollen
#

I need a single pug dps player

#

that can do damage

#

like a single one

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

every key takes 3x as long

stray sigil
#

ww sucks in keys too i should not be gappin those ppl

vocal pollen
#

these peolpe are alive the whole time

#

and they just doi 0

#

idk

stray sigil
#

idk how everyone just does 0

#

its kinda wild

#

looks very clean

#

but now i need 3400

#

for more clean

safe heart
stray sigil
#

u might qualify

safe heart
#

That was a 10 with 230 ilvl

stray sigil
safe heart
#

All pvp blues and 2 set

#

Imagine what I could do at 235 ilvl

stray sigil
#

fuck thats true

#

infinite potential

safe heart
#

Pve is fun mam

stray sigil
#

m+ ye

#

raid NO

safe heart
#

Yeah raid is kinda sus
But m+ berry good

vocal pollen
safe heart
#

How does raid leading even work
Doesn't everyone just do mechanics don't die

#

If I raid as a shadow priest what do I do

stray sigil
stray sigil
#

yes but no

grand mesa
#

Phased is really good until he starts sighing

safe heart
#

How hard is ele after the prune

clear pulsar
#

Phased is picture perfect portrait of stoicism innit

#

He just vibes and pretends everybody else are NPCs

#

Ofc

grand mesa
safe heart
#

Yeah

grand mesa
#

it’s pretty cut and dry

#

most of your casts chain lightning or lightning bolt not much nuance on spenders

safe heart
#

Everyone is an npc until they prove otherwise

grand mesa
#

2 min cd go boom boom

safe heart
#

Wife said she might come back for keys

stray sigil
#

u spam 1 button

#

st lb

#

aoe cl

grand mesa
#

Yeah

#

It’s great

stray sigil
safe heart
#

Maybe she will love it now

#

And keys are mega easy so she can get 3k and quit

grand mesa
#

Normally as a joke I would defend it

#

That it’s actually 400iq

#

But I can’t in good faith joke about it much

safe heart
#

Does it do pump

grand mesa
#

It can crank yeah

#

Especially on bosses

stray sigil
#

seems like a cd centric spec

#

mayb im stupid

grand mesa
#

It is

#

If you have like a tank that pulls 3 at a time or chains weird

#

You’re gonna be really frustrated on the spec

astral rune
#

gotta love when tanks pull like it's classic

stray sigil
grand mesa
#

Tanks have to realize it’s more dangerous sometimes to constantly pull small cause the mobs live longer cause no one is gonna press CDs

stray sigil
#

this why ww is great

astral rune
stray sigil
#

have a cd for every pack

stray sigil
#

its all g

grand mesa
#

The last 30% health of big lieutenant by itself that does big aoe damage channel

#

Chain it

safe heart
#

As spr I like big pulls too so I can play archon

grand mesa
#

or else it’s the longest 30% ever and 1 extra channel

safe heart
#

If the pulls are too wimpy I gotta play voidweaver

stray sigil
random patrol
#

just rem you get void matrix slivers at random so just q and half as twos

#

you get them even if you loose so fuck it

late wraith
#

the fuck am i being tagged in this for

#

i do 1 key a week

#

to rng high roll a vault

#

and i'll pull it exactly the way i want to. it's a 10. go cry to someone else

#

i will pull 1 mob at a time if i want to. we'll still time it. if it makes the dps cry that's even better for me.

stray sigil
#

i had to tag u pig

#

and i was successful

random patrol
#

the f this pizza

#

orange slices on pizza

stray sigil
random patrol
#

not you read that right

#

orange slices on pizza

#

and not a fruit pizza

#

a reg pizza

stray sigil
late wraith
#

you dont have to do shit

stray sigil
#

put urself in my position u see smeone talking about slow tanks

#

HOW CAN U NOT

late wraith
#

have you ever thought about how every single person who plays this game is annoying as fuck

#

like every single person

#

who logs onto world of wacraft every day

#

is fucking annoying

vocal pollen
#

hi beavs

late wraith
#

hi phased

safe heart
#

Aucat is currently specced as: Guardian

random patrol
#

Phased likes orange on their pizza

vocal pollen
#

not at all

#

I dont think sweet pizzas would be very good....

random patrol
#

michelangelo's pizzas in the og tmnt cartoon though

#

that stuff is cursed

vocal pollen
#

I just want pepperoni or perhaps sausage

astral rune
grand mesa
#

bad person

random patrol
#

just rem if at first you don't suceed try never again

#

would of linked the cant win don't try one but the only one on youtube for it was cursed

tiny oar
vocal pollen
random patrol
#

@vocal pollen check your dm

#

yw

vocal pollen
random patrol
#

lit pineapple pizza

#

should of seen the pizza with a whole lobster on it

vocal pollen
#

no im good....

#

I actually really dislike how a lot of shellfish is prepared tbh

#

not that im much into seafood anyway but I hate how lobsters esp are kept

chrome panther
#

not much diff than pork or chicken

random patrol
#

I prefer bird > fish > red meat

#

mind you I like a good steak though

chrome panther
#

salmon is def my #1

random patrol
#

Im am convinced not the void matrix for pvp wasn't prob supposed to be implemented until 3 weeks from now but as all pvp stuff is being ignored

#

@vocal pollen cat is trying to eat the snake again

#

thankfully the snake is in a hard terranium that's harder to break into then insert stupid fort knox meme

#

it lit has two lids and locks

#

don't trust cats

#

never trust ferals

grand mesa
#

@late wraith

tiny oar
#

@grand mesa

grand mesa
#

The MiniCC team are opps

#

They added grounding totem

random patrol
#

good

late wraith
#

amazing

tiny oar
halcyon siren
#

i fuck with sweet and savory and this probably is okay

#

i've had peaches on pizza before and it slapped

vocal pollen
#

@grand mesa im leading this place with an iron fist

#

I am a dictator

#

slight dissent and off with their head

#

whats goin on here

chrome panther
#

Beat by a healer main

velvet quest
#

two healer mains

stray sigil
#

i died that pull

#

lol

velvet quest
#

and a rogue who dcs every 30 seconds

stray sigil
#

normally im like 10% above every other pig

velvet quest
#

i dc twice on one pull i load back in and my ui is gone

#

i dont have access to half my buttons

stray sigil
#

thats legendary

vocal pollen
#

im legit like

#

coggy overloaded

#

leading a heroic raid

#

LMAO

chrome panther
#

have you sighed yet

vocal pollen
#

not on comms...

velvet quest
#

i like the fact that were missing 3 raid buffs

chrome panther
#

Gotta give them the sigh man

tiny oar
#

the sigh is so rough i would prefer just getting slurred at in rage

safe heart
#

i need keys

vocal pollen
#

I love when I say GLAIVES HERE DONT DIE TO THESE

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

and someone dies

#

but I dont sigh !

stray sigil
#

tell me priest one was one

vocal pollen
#

well I dont sigh on comms

stray sigil
velvet quest
#

dh warr shaman

stray sigil
#

one of them die to glaives

vocal pollen
tiny oar
grand mesa
#

yes u do

vocal pollen
#

??? u cant tell me how I feel

#

???

stray sigil
#

thats fine im also angry at these ppl lol

tiny oar
stray sigil
#

im banned from typing in chat now

#

per beavs instructions

grand mesa
#

lmao

stray sigil
#

cuz someone called me a troglodyte

vocal pollen
stray sigil
#

in her cord

vocal pollen
#

yes I suppose that is true

grand mesa
#

well../...

vocal pollen
#

yeah they were right fuckass

#

be normal

stray sigil
#

i just said

#

i died to healing absorb

#

but i cannot say what i wanna say in here

grand mesa
#

i don't want soulstone brez duties

#

please

#

give it to someone else

#

i want to tab out to cord

stray sigil
#

guy is a weirdo

#

all ima say

tiny oar
#

ur not beating the allegations buddy

stray sigil
#

he was rly angry at me

#

it was kinda funny

vocal pollen
#

yes u make people upset

#

have u wondered why

velvet quest
#

when ur top dmg u can make the rules. just keep ur head down and put in the work

vocal pollen
#

LMAO

stray sigil
#

i died first

#

u dumb pig

#

i died to the beam

#

lol

vocal pollen
#

dont die then fuckass

velvet quest
#

stop dying ur inting us man

stray sigil
#

ye myb they didnt go to the right spot

#

its on me

#

!

tiny oar
#

when ur top dmg u can make the rules. just keep ur head down and put in the work

stray sigil
#

in babying

#

adults

velvet quest
#

focus up

tiny oar
#

u can just be nice to ppl its free it doesn't cost anything

chrome panther
#

why are you dying man

#

it's heroic

stray sigil
#

can i interest u in healers

vocal pollen
#

I believe in being nice to everyone I meet

#

EVERYONE IS A FRIEND I HAVENT MET YET

clear pulsar
#

Do you now

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

well that guy griefed me

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

its different

stray sigil
#

these healers are griefing me

#

2 nights a week

clear pulsar
#

The DH was doing over 700k DPS during that pull btw

stray sigil
#

wdym

#

he was not

#

lol

clear pulsar
#

The mage was the one doing 300k

stray sigil
#

now ur copping

chrome panther
vocal pollen
#

and then the dh went afk

clear pulsar
#

I was live logging?!

chrome panther
#

dramaaa?!

clear pulsar
#

Sure

#

I was going too

#

You fucked up and started crashing out on others

stray sigil
#

it was me and phased top dmg

clear pulsar
#

Like a dumb little healer refusing to heal cuz people took avoidable damage

tiny oar
#

put lakedreams in there man me and phase would dominate

vocal pollen
#

its a 13 key man just do damage kill the mobs

#

I promise its fione

vocal pollen
#

it wouldnt be close

stray sigil
#

outside of phased

#

we haven o healers

clear pulsar
#

What happened to being stoic cuz they're all just NPCs and you dont care?

tiny oar
clear pulsar
#

Idk very cringe to just shit talk your guild in public cords like this too

#

If you're unhappy go finda nother one

tiny oar
#

also that man

#

shamblers are peak don't hate

velvet quest
#

phased lost his job mid pull that sucks

stray sigil
vocal pollen
#

its way too hard to call

#

and heal