pvp

[low glacier]

but after that I think I was doing keys or sth idk

[crystal forge]

Yaya her

[low glacier]

so that's all the context I have

[crystal forge]

That’s the whole thing really

I said I was gonna talk to her today and backed out

[late wraith]

Are you still in the building? Where she is?

[crystal forge]

But tmrw is the day

No

I’m at work

Crying

[low glacier]

so you meet her every day or

[crystal forge]

Ya she works where I get my lunch and coffee

[clear pulsar]

Same

[late wraith]

Yeah if you go every day you can just get to know her like a normal person

[clear pulsar]

I cried in the shower twice this month already it's joever for me

[crystal forge]

Me tonight

[late wraith]

😞

[low glacier]

ok

[stray sigil]

is the sink a shower to u

[clear pulsar]

I will karate chop you

[late wraith]

Crying in shower kinda good, clear out your sinuses get it all out

Do a big cry

[low glacier]

does she know u or

[crystal forge]

No

[safe heart]

No crying

WE GO JIM

[crystal forge]

We go CRY

[low glacier]

real

if shes the one that makes your coffee or sth and she's not always there

I'd start by just saying sth like you make the coffee way better than ur colleague the next day cause ur too nervous to ask her out and it'll help you build up the courage to do that later

but idk how to not be direct so I can't help u

[crystal forge]

IM NOT MERVOUD

NERVOUS

[late wraith]

Or

Hear me out

Spill a little coffee

@stray sigil

[low glacier]

bro you literally said she makes you nervous

and ur too scared to just ask her out

[stray sigil]

stop ur nonesense

about spilling liquid

and getting 3rd degree burn to speak to a girl

[late wraith]

You don’t spill it on her

On the floor a little

[low glacier]

worth if it works but unnecessary

[late wraith]

Like oops haha whoopsie

[low glacier]

but like then what

[stray sigil]

ok but trev already has trouble speaking to her cuz hes mega anxious

hes gonna spill on himself

or her

[low glacier]

oops sorry for spilling coffee btw do you wanna grab one together some time

[stray sigil]

and its joever

[late wraith]

And then you clean it up and small talk and it’s so cute

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

Ok hear me out

[low glacier]

skip the theatrics then just have cute small talk??

[late wraith]

Trev a couple months in? You tell her you did it on purpose to talk to her and she absolutely melts

Into the FLOOR

[crystal forge]

“Hello ma’am you look very pretty we should grab a coffee some time”

Ez

[low glacier]

do NOT call her ma'am

unless she is 40

[crystal forge]

What

[stray sigil]

ok maybe not mam

[crystal forge]

Fuck

[stray sigil]

u mam a girl likes beavs

when shes pushing 50

[crystal forge]

That’s my go to formality

[stray sigil]

but not a 19 year old

[crystal forge]

21

[stray sigil]

same thig

[crystal forge]

Now

No

[clear pulsar]

Call her cutie patootie

For sure

[stray sigil]

[low glacier]

bro ur not writing an email to joe biden

[stray sigil]

beavs would agree with that face

[late wraith]

No I wouldn’t

That’s heinous

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

that’s war crimes

[safe heart]

YO FUCK COFFEE ANYWAY

[late wraith]

I’m not 50 how am I 50 now?

[safe heart]

Drink a monster energy drink like a respectable Chad

[late wraith]

Fuji increases my age based on how annoyed I’ve made him

[stray sigil]

i said pushing 50

nto 50

[late wraith]

I’m not pushing 50

I’m not close to 50

[stray sigil]

my grandma was also like that

she didnt wanna be called grandma

at first

[crystal forge]

Why is ma’am illegal

[late wraith]

It makes you sound like republican trevvy

You can’t drop that on her yet

[low glacier]

LMAO

[late wraith]

Keep that in for a bit

contain that one

[stray sigil]

makes her sound like shes 50

[low glacier]

calling a service worker maam or sir is something you do when you have a complaint

and wanna talk to the manager or something

[crystal forge]

Man

[stray sigil]

how many 21 year old

have u called ma am

so far trev

[crystal forge]

A lot

[tropic schooner]

likely too many

[stray sigil]

[tropic schooner]

thats too many

[stray sigil]

not like this

[late wraith]

Looooool

[low glacier]

if you replace "hello ma'am" with just a simple cheerful "hey" ur good to go

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

We’ve ruined trevvy now

We made this worse

If he fumbles it’s on us. It’s on dgpvp as a whole

[stray sigil]

no its on u

for this coffee spill thing

[late wraith]

I didn’t do SHIT

[low glacier]

do not associate me with #pvp please thank you

[late wraith]

you’re in here friend

You’re in this pit

Talking with us

[low glacier]

I was summoned

[tropic schooner]

lets hope she will never fiend out that trevy clicks

[crystal forge]

She lives in my head rent free

[late wraith]

What does Trevvy click?

Unit frames?

[tropic schooner]

yes one of the most important things

[low glacier]

wish he'd click on me

[late wraith]

That’s not even that bad he has way worse things that he does

[tropic schooner]

yea backpeddel

a lot

[late wraith]

ye

He told me he doesn’t do that in game

[tropic schooner]

he does

quite a lot

[late wraith]

I can’t see cause he is behind a pillar 60 yards away from me

[tropic schooner]

but I think the clicking units

[velvet quest]

clicking frames is based

[late wraith]

Okay good to know

[tropic schooner]

is worse

[late wraith]

naw wizk does it

It’s fine

[tropic schooner]

nope

its not

[late wraith]

He backpedals in game? Like in front of them?

Where they can see?

[tropic schooner]

yes

[late wraith]

Trevor

[tropic schooner]

not at a pillar

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

Why is that bad

[grand mesa]

[late wraith]

Trevvy tell her you’re an arms warrior main in 3v3 arena who backpedals. See where that takes you.

[stray sigil]

just dont tell her ur a boomy main

ull be fine

[crystal forge]

My dick would get wet instantly

[tropic schooner]

[late wraith]

The girlies love boomies you don’t know shit

[stray sigil]

[stray sigil]

[velvet quest]

after he spills coffee all over himself yeah

[crystal forge]

I spill it on myself and she helps me wipe it off my sweater

Ok

[grand mesa]

Real

[crystal forge]

Maybe Beavs is right

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

I’m so right it’s actually painful

It’s painful to watch you all

[stray sigil]

delulu

[crystal forge]

It’s fine tmrw I’ll just compliment her

And keep doing so after that mhm

[grand mesa]

I can’t believe the coffee is still being litigated

[stray sigil]

i cant believe she thinks its a good idea

[crystal forge]

Idk how I won over my ex

[stray sigil]

will just piss her off she works there and got to clean that shit

[crystal forge]

Like what I did that got her interested

I just know I’m good at making women laugh

[grand mesa]

Just being yourself probably

[late wraith]

Wasn’t she in here?

You are good at that

[grand mesa]

and not playing out the script for love actually

you are not hugh grant

You are Trevor

[stray sigil]

the script like beavs wants to

[late wraith]

man but if he was though

Damn

[stray sigil]

hugh grant pushing 70

are we simpin over granpas

[grand mesa]

if he was Hugh grant he wouldn’t need to accidentally spill coffee either

Or was is Jon cusack

oh you know what you do Trevvie

You accidentally try to buy the same glove as her

At a local department store

[late wraith]

Hahahahhaa

[grand mesa]

Than 10 years later

[stray sigil]

[grand mesa]

You meet her again

But still have the glove

Love is pretty much guaranteed

[stray sigil]

jesus fuck

thats worse

than beavs

[grand mesa]

And who doesn’t want to bag Kate beckinsale

[stray sigil]

fantasy

thats crazy

[late wraith]

No I got it I got it I got it

Wait shut up

Shut up

[stray sigil]

im already cringing

go ahead

[late wraith]

Do the pride and prejudice thing where he brushes her hand and then as he walks away he like flexes his hand a little bit?

[stray sigil]

hold a strangers hand

like a weirdo

yes

do that trev

[late wraith]

that clip absolutely destroys every straight woman who watches it

[stray sigil]

she wil ldef remember u if u do that

she might aslo

call the cops

[crystal forge]

I think she still is

Yeah she is

/shrug

[late wraith]

The other thing you could do is when Tom Holland lip synced umbrella and danced real good for zendaya we all go nuts for that one too.

[grand mesa]

Ok that one also made me swoon

[late wraith]

I can’t not watch it

[grand mesa]

the backflip

[late wraith]

everything

The whole thing

[grand mesa]

the confidence

The whole thing

[late wraith]

Top to bottom beginning to end

[late wraith]

Like what is this I’m dead

That and lumberjack who rips apart logs with his hands. Those are the 3

Pride and prejudice hand brush, Tom holland umbrella, lumberjack. Do one of those somehow

[crystal forge]

You’re literally a Facebook mom

[stray sigil]

trev finally see thru ur old ppl fantasies

[grand mesa]

or Trevvie you can sign up for bill Clinton’s election campaign. And on the way to the local copy store to xerox stuff you run into the girl and make small talk and she gets you to stop smoking Marlboros and smoke American Indian cigarettes instead. And well the rest is history

[crystal forge]

It’s fine she’s young

She’s prob not into rom com stuff

[grand mesa]

man I need to watch definitely maybe again

Isla fisher and Ryan Reynolds

[crystal forge]

I just need to be a dork

And it’s over

[late wraith]

I am a Facebook mom

It’s fine I accept

We all become Facebook mom eventually

[grand mesa]

Facebook moms were the original fb users hello

[late wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/faybratz-gif-24200574

[grand mesa]

My year was second year of eligible college students for Facebook. The original FBers are now moms and dads 😤

[late wraith]

Yeah I needed my college email to sign up lol

[grand mesa]

The Wall

Good times

[crystal forge]

Ok step 1: make conversation and compliment her

[safe heart]

Don't compliment her

[late wraith]

Remember when you’d go to post something and it default started with “[name] is”

Like you had to talk in the third person

[safe heart]

Tell he she's uglier than the girls you normally go for but she's interesting looking

[grand mesa]

Yes

And people dutifully maintained their relationship status

And unironically switched it to its complicated

😂

[late wraith]

Ahhahahahja

It was always complicated

[grand mesa]

Fuck that was 20 years ago

[late wraith]

god people would all comment and like relationship changes

Yeah bud we old

[tropic schooner]

dont forget your fedora

[grand mesa]

that’s like people talking about the 70s when we were growing up 😵‍💫

[late wraith]

We’re drinking wine talking about rom coms and Facebook we are truly there

[grand mesa]

Everytime Fuji tells me some tech he always ends it

With

“But you’re old don’t bother”

[late wraith]

Rat

I will stick around here through it all

[grand mesa]

like how warlocks take fel dom so they can resummon pet and reset spell lock CD

[late wraith]

To see that guy enter mid life crisis and I’m just gonna laugh and laugh

mayo did that to me last night he was like “there’s some other stuff with inner demon but uh.. don’t worry”

I was like mayo? Hello?

[tropic schooner]

but most of the actually good wow players are kinda old

[velvet quest]

did u rly want that

[late wraith]

No

But like

Wait no I definitely don’t

[velvet quest]

i didnt make it an age thing

it was just giving too much info at once thing

[crystal forge]

I just knocked over half a stack of pallets cuz I got distracted thinking by her somethings gotta change

[grand mesa]

…bro

[late wraith]

Pull yourself together

[tropic schooner]

zz

[crystal forge]

Tough out here

[tropic schooner]

^

[crystal forge]

It’s fine easy fix

[grand mesa]

Have you talked to her before?

[crystal forge]

Had it cleaned up in minutes

[late wraith]

You’ve hyped her too much in your own mind

[tropic schooner]

its not fine

[crystal forge]

I am in my own mind

[crystal forge]

Other than thank yous no

[tropic schooner]

like unorinocally

this is not healthy

[crystal forge]

I got distracted with what I gotta say

[stray sigil]

real

but they were good already or before

now puzzle

[late wraith]

Puzzles good shut up

Clown

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

Dh main clown

[stray sigil]

keep speakign like that

u wont get any dh qs

[late wraith]

😔 haven’t been any

[stray sigil]

ye i been told i need gear to q with u anywyas

@velvet quest see this toxicity

[grand mesa]

Its true beavs

[late wraith]

what's true

[stray sigil]

old man is typing

a novel

its very slow

[grand mesa]

I did tell Fuji to gear dh

for beavs queues

Lmao

[stray sigil]

real

proven toxicity

[late wraith]

lol wat

[grand mesa]

You know what beavs really needs tho

It’s not a dh

It’s an outlaw rogue

And u do have piggodx

[stray sigil]

yeah gonna have to find another person for that

[late wraith]

fuji did this to q with me and won't q with me make it make sense?

[grand mesa]

wdym it’s perfect

If you play outlaw you’re alpha testing an 11.0 class

way before anyone else

[stray sigil]

fdk is also a alpha testing class

one that just doesnt work

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[grand mesa]

He likes to hold queues hostage and leverage. Thing is he’s not on feral so

[velvet quest]

Unreal…if I have to read any more of that I might have to take a mental health day

[stray sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[late wraith]

ye

from exactly 20 years ago

[crystal forge]

I forgot how much I hated coffee

[clear pulsar]

[crystal forge]

Yerp

Fuck Covid’s

Coffee

[clear pulsar]

Just tell her that bro

You dont even like coffee you just been going there to see her

[crystal forge]

Oh yeah I’ll be fine

[stray sigil]

face the 5'3 rizzler

[clear pulsar]

Listen

At some point I had a girl put up with me for 2 whole years

Big accomplishment

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

God face is so hot

[tropic schooner]

@clear pulsar any comments

[safe heart]

BRING BACK FIERY HAWAIIAN PIZZA AT DOMINOS
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

Cold pineapple on pizza is fine I just don’t like it hot and mushy

[safe heart]

Hot sauce pineapple jalapeño ham pizza

[tropic schooner]

time to make it yourself

[safe heart]

[tropic schooner]

why not

[crystal forge]

Team

Im bored

I got sent to a different warehouse but there’s a cute woman here

[late wraith]

over dream girl that fast?

[stray sigil]

[tiny lion]

[crystal forge]

No

[tiny oar]

this place is driving me slowly insane 100%

[late wraith]

lake 😦

[tiny oar]

also good morning

[tiny lion]

You should move to Australia, we are all nuts here

But can you clarify, what place is during you insane?

[final coyote]

You could try any pinapple pizza and add your own sriracha or chilli flakes to it

[tiny oar]

#pvp

[tiny oar]

I would never willingly relocate to the same country as you sorry

[tiny lion]

Yep because I'm sure you would die, everything here is trying to kill you

You need to born into it

https://tenor.com/view/bane-batman-gif-12311761

[tiny oar]

yea I was born into that no sweat piece of cake

[crystal forge]

Alright lake

Don’t go to work

We have rdru fury games to play

Dead to spider day 1

[tiny oar]

ur so funny man

actually fucking wild

[tropic schooner]

or make a pineapple chilli pizza yourself

😠

hes just too weak

to make pizza

[tiny oar]

I require having employment in exchange for monetary compensation

[final coyote]

I thoroughly concur

I do this but I start with a frozen pizza and then add many extras and it is the best

[tiny lion]

shocking isn't it

[tropic schooner]

yea at times I do it too but sometimes should make real pizza

[tiny oar]

I mean not really? just an unfortunate result of our capitalist hellscape

[tropic schooner]

unlike the fake schnitzel lake had

[tiny oar]

I have a warriors mental I read the Art of War and the Tao Te Ching daily I will not be defeated

[tiny lion]

So have I, in the 90's

Everything you are saying is NOT a new concept bruh

[tiny oar]

I couldnt read in the 90s cuz I was a 5 year old

[tiny oar]

I never claimed as such? these books have existed over 1000 years XD

[tropic schooner]

weak

[tiny lion]

Then go get a job and stfu 😉

or become a twitch streamer, that works 😉

[tropic schooner]

why the fuck are you such a dick?

[tiny oar]

this guy is really something else

[crystal forge]

Lmao

Lance buddy

[tiny lion]

Yes Darling Trevor?

[crystal forge]

Oh you’re weird weird

[tiny lion]

Never said I wasn't

[crystal forge]

You shouldn’t be

You’re 50

Calling a 22 year old man darling

[tiny lion]

Why not darling?

Also not 50, not yet lol

[edgy shale]

wait

u couldn't read at 5?

yikes

[tiny lion]

Your still not an adult for insurances purposes

[tiny oar]

LISTEN POD

man is flexing his boomer mental at us @crystal forge

I might die of cringe

[tiny lion]

lol Gen X flex 😉

get it right

[tiny oar]

I am a taxpayer I've had the same job for 6 years I exercise my civic duty by voting I am a mostly law abiding citizen fr*ck off acting like you know me

[tropic schooner]

MOTSLY

https://tenor.com/view/report-calling-the-police-im-disturbed-gif-14028290

that schnitzel

was indeed a crime

[tiny oar]

the tastiest crime anyone could ever do

[tiny oar]

[tropic schooner]

my god you are obnoxious as fuck

[tiny oar]

u have that bookmarked dont u

[final coyote]

I'm saving this, ty for sharing

[tiny lion]

LOL these guys started it, they can't take it back

[tropic schooner]

nah

you did

[tiny lion]

No, I beleive all I asked was why someone playing a DH is posting in a Druid centric discord channel

[crystal forge]

Let’s not

[final coyote]

Yeah ban having alts, that's dumb af

[tiny oar]

@crystal forge why are u here dh main ? druids ONLY

[tropic schooner]

nah you didnt

but I can tell you

I dont even play the game atm

and havent mained druid since bfa

[polar nymph]

You were defeated at the character select screen.

[tiny oar]

ur so fucking wrong its incredible

[polar nymph]

Aka, birth

gottem

[tiny lion]

Oh not today, this was on Monday

[tropic schooner]

no it was on friday

[tiny lion]

LOL there you go

[tropic schooner]

but yea that doesnt matter?

no one cares about that

[tiny oar]

I overcome the circumstances of my birth every day and will continue to do so until I'm in the grave

[polar nymph]

Also, good afternoon Lake

[tiny oar]

good morning ^^

[polar nymph]

But can you overcome the grave?

[tiny lion]

They why are you posting about it?

[tropic schooner]

I didnt

you did

[tiny lion]

then the same question goes, why are you in a druid centric discord?

because we come here to talk druid stuff

[polar nymph]

Best way to look at this Discord Lance is to view every channel as off topic

[tiny lion]

duh

[polar nymph]

As long as you didn't ask about Feral here at the start of the expansion

[crystal forge]

True

[polar nymph]

Because Fuji would then spend 15 mins monologing about why he no longer liked Feral

[clear pulsar]

Thats still the case

[polar nymph]

Yeah, but the rest of us will answer the q

[tiny oar]

I will try my best to

[polar nymph]

Lake would probably have a good time walking through all the clouds in heaven

If overcoming the grave

[tiny oar]

wait they seem so light and fluffy and maybe they're made of cotton candy and there's rainbows everywhere

[polar nymph]

You can also eat and not get fat.

It's great

[tiny oar]

[tropic schooner]

why isnt that line about druid?

[tiny oar]

every message here should be about druid pvp in world of warcraft

[polar nymph]

every message here should be about druid pvp in world of warcraft

[random patrol]

needs more dog

[crystal forge]

every message here should be about druid pvp in world of warcraft

@peak wasp can u plz reign in this chat? its not focused around #pvp

[crystal forge]

im a WARRIOR MAIN

[tiny oar]

yea you are :)

[crystal forge]

lfg healers are misery

like if i didnt have lake

i dont think i could improve LOL

[tiny oar]

[tiny oar]

sry for ur loss in sanity

watching ur rdruid get kicked on a clone while ur 5% hp 2 minutes in must be an experience

[crystal forge]

i just afkd out a game

cuz its disc fury vs rdru arms

and my disc is fucking

useless

[tiny oar]

[crystal forge]

he did not dispell a single

fucking

root

[late wraith]

I can’t believe

I was raiding when the butthurt report dropped

[tiny oar]

you missed some free content

[late wraith]

Free content!

[polar nymph]

You missed some good violent karate

[late wraith]

Enji got aotc though

[polar nymph]

@safe heart grats

[tiny oar]

oh hell yea grats !!

wish I could go with yall but usually work tuesdays

[late wraith]

While you were all doing violent karate enji put in work and got swapblasted off a ledge into lava

[polar nymph]

Nice

[velvet quest]

wheres the swapblast? i think he just took a wrong turn

[late wraith]

Lol

[grand mesa]

lmao wadf happened

[crystal forge]

@late wraith whats the status on the dog

are we slamming 3s?

[late wraith]

i'm doing 3s with some other people i'm sorrrry

[velvet quest]

im getting second hand heartbreak for trevvy

first the coffee girl

now this

[crystal forge]

its cool

[late wraith]

looool

[safe heart]

IM A PVE GOD

[crystal forge]

lmk if she says anything of value

[safe heart]

i kicked fryrak

in the face

[tiny oar]

LETS FUCKING GO

[velvet quest]

@crystal forge

[late wraith]

fake

[tiny oar]

news

[crystal forge]

LOL

[clear pulsar]

Nuh uh

[polar nymph]

With violent karate

[tiny lion]

still pve 😉

[crystal forge]

at what point lance

do u give up living

you contribute nothing to society anymore

when are you gonna tell yourself its been a good run

Theres no way ur kids are still in contact with you if you had any

some runs dont last their entire length and thats okay

[tiny lion]

oh my trevy, is that supposed to be an insult darling?

[clear pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/254170190621835264/1113105101675036732/dratnos.gif

[polar nymph]

WTB Dratnos' missing tooth.

[tiny lion]

fryrak is pve is it not?

or has whatever fumes from that warehouse you are in gotten to you already?

[polar nymph]

Is this about to turn in to a PvE is scripted therefore easy argument?

[crystal forge]

Lance i never said anything about PvE or PvP

i asked

when you plan on calling it quits

[tiny lion]

you you stop streaming

[crystal forge]

easy

ill stop if u end it

this is the easiest deal of my life

[tiny lion]

bruh you started the whole thing

[polar nymph]

I think maybe we should cool off this argument

[crystal forge]

its cool i already said id stop streaming

hold up your end of the bargain

or just dont be a fucking loser in a public discord?

[tiny lion]

according to who, the whiny little 22 year old?

who can't take what he gives out?

give me a break

[crystal forge]

so then sit the fuck down

stop typing to people like you're friends with them

you're a fucking weirdo

you know we clown on you more than laugh with you

you're fucking weird and not the bearable weird

[tiny lion]

lol got in your head darling

[crystal forge]

no ur just cringe as shit

[tiny lion]

do you speak to the ladies in your life like that?

[crystal forge]

yeah

ask lake and Beavs

ask your mother after i fondled her today too

[tiny lion]

as I told you, she is a very lonely woman and enjoys any company she can get

[crystal forge]

i can tell if you look anything like your father holy shit

her standards are rock bottom

[clear pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-tbc-tbc-classic-wow-wow-warcraft-tbc-gif-22224593

[polar nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/edict-guild-edictguild-world-of-warcraft-game-night-gif-23172311

[crystal forge]

like i said ill hold up my end of the bargain if you hold up yours

[tiny lion]

awww i think trevy is lonely @tiny oar can you cheer him up

[late wraith]

don't antagonize trev

don't come in and pick fights with him

we talk about lots of stuff in here, he's way younger than you are, step away from it.

[crystal forge]

Dude 100p diddles kids

with how he looks

freak show

[tiny lion]

my dear, I have not, he is the one throwing insults around

[tiny oar]

alright chilllllll

[crystal forge]

was your dad alcoholic too?

[late wraith]

both of you need a juice box

right now

[crystal forge]

is that why your mother is lonely

[late wraith]

trev sit down

[tiny oar]

act like you've won a game before, boys

[velvet quest]

ive never won can i act up too

[crystal forge]

yeah just act like lance

[tiny oar]

[tiny lion]

just had a choc milk, I'm groovy

[polar nymph]

choccy milk

[tiny oar]

fucking love choccy milk

[tiny lion]

and home made rock cakes/biscuits

[tiny oar]

every message here should be about druid pvp in world of warcraft

[clear pulsar]

[tiny lion]

Agreed

[crystal forge]

[clear pulsar]

Which is crazy

Cuz you havent brought up a discussion about wow pvp one single time yet

Yet you stay yapping

[tiny oar]

what the FUCK does this emote imply I cant do it anymore face

[tiny lion]

Actually I did, I asked about Rated BG's and got pilled on

[tiny oar]

guardian rated bgs**

[clear pulsar]

If I didnt see it

It didnt happen

[late wraith]

i mean there's your first problem none of us know about that

[clear pulsar]

[late wraith]

however, oasis discord has tons of info on it

oh no voodoo is here

voodoo knows

[clear pulsar]

I have no idea tbh but it's great

[random patrol]

guardian is the best in lowrated

[tiny oar]

someone link the machtig clip

[random patrol]

vengeance better in high rated though

guardian better if your in pugs and yolos

especially flag carry

cause stealth

[clear pulsar]

There you go now you 2 can have some battleground grandpa bonding time

[tiny oar]

of him doing guardian rbgs on a fucking steering wheel controller, tells you all you need to know about that content

[random patrol]

@tiny oar Lake yolos soon

[tiny oar]

if u ever catch me in an RBG just delete my character cuz its already over for me

[tiny lion]

Yes I've seen that, but the group I used to run with went back to Guardian because of the literal flag carry reasons

[random patrol]

@tiny lion guardian still good enough I would think even if your pushing hero like vegeance is the meta pick I think it's still a good spec plus you can run boomy on maps not needed as bear

only druid spec that's "bad" in rbgs is feral

[tiny lion]

I haven't done rated since end of season 1, so will see what the meta is season 4

Yeah booms all the way

[random patrol]

yeah we have to see what they tune coming into the new season and if they do any wierd mechanics for the last season(like corruption in bfa)

[tiny oar]

https://www.twitch.tv/machtig_leider/clip/BetterFlirtyTrayTooSpicy-78YQPe_QzlMLuRu-
pro guardian rbg plays right here

[tiny lion]

only 3 years ago

[tiny oar]

I'm so tired I need a break

[tiny lion]

choccy milk?

[clear pulsar]

[velvet quest]

sorry lake ur clip isnt good or funny its 3 years old

expiration date passed

[polar nymph]

There's a storm coming here

I can hear it

[tiny lion]

new heat wave hitting aus apparently

[polar nymph]

Final one of the year probably

[tiny lion]

brews up some storms with it

I swear australia has 5 months of summer, and about 2 weeks of actual winter

[polar nymph]

Not quite, usually march is full of rain which cools things down.

At least where I live

It's famous here for Easter being rainy

[tepid spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/renny-tbc-wow-egirl-gif-25057958

[polar nymph]

no

Can I get 3 heals tn maybe???

[tiny oar]

u literally get that every raid

[tiny oar]

[random patrol]

[tepid spoke]

Cuz im a chaf

[tiny lion]

[crystal forge]

fury warrior might be the dh counter

i just hold w and he rots eventually

[stray sigil]

u get 5

pihhe

[clear pulsar]

This game is too real

[tepid spoke]

Shut the FUCK UP

Not having it from you anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its over for you

[tiny oar]

[crystal forge]

[stray sigil]

[stray sigil]

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

i swear LFG rdruids choke on their spit when they sleep

they are so ass

[stray sigil]

@tepid spoke

[tepid spoke]

[stray sigil]

@tepid spoke

[tepid spoke]

My dh cries he has no mobility

[crystal forge]

1 root and I mald on dh

I feel fujis problem

[tepid spoke]

CAN I HAVE 1 DISPEL PLEASEEEE

(I dispel 37 times a game)

[crystal forge]

Nothing is worse than when you pop EB into a root that doesn’t get dispelled

That is misty

[tepid spoke]

Dispel it yourself pig

[crystal forge]

Misery

Where

Pig

That’s ur job

[tepid spoke]

You have 8 ways to dispel them

[crystal forge]

U pay $15 a month to heal

[tepid spoke]

[crystal forge]

U can hit that button

[tepid spoke]

It has 8 second cd

Unlucky

[crystal forge]

And

Make it 0 pog

[tepid spoke]

And i used it on frost bomb

[stray sigil]

[stray sigil]

REAL

@tepid spoke

PIG

HES SO REAL

[tepid spoke]

U think i pay money

To play this game

[stray sigil]

[tepid spoke]

[safe heart]

Wait a sec

I pay money to heal

[stray sigil]

[tiny oar]

wtf...

ur immo aura dispells with 2 charges

dispell urself clown

[random patrol]

can't forget to innervate your healer if you don't run innervate

[crystal forge]

Dispel me

Because if you don’t I’m gonna trinket it and you can mald all you want but I wouldn’t have had to trinket if you dispelled me

[crystal forge]

i asked for a dispel not a life story

i found a picture of me and Beavs

[tiny oar]

jesus

[crystal forge]

what

[broken junco]

@verbal flame I am going to fucking eat you and there's nothing you can do about until you wake up and look at this at 9am when you finally open discord

[crystal forge]

you're gonna what?

by force???

[broken junco]

It's an eat or be eaten world

And I'm feral

[crystal forge]

bite me :3

[late wraith]

Have you unblocked me yet?

[crystal forge]

yeah

i did that for a bit

idiot

[broken junco]

Now block him again

[tiny oar]

[crystal forge]

I have entered another class discord

[late wraith]

[crystal forge]

wish me luck

[late wraith]

Which one

[crystal forge]

warrior

need fury helpers

[late wraith]

Ooooo is it messy?

[crystal forge]

no

im just getting donowalled

[tiny oar]

donowalled in a class discord

unlucky

[crystal forge]

Unlucky

every message there should be about fury warrior in world of warcraft

[late wraith]

Did you tell them that?

[crystal forge]

no

im not a freak

[broken junco]

Midnight

It is now

Valentines day

[crystal forge]

@late wraith :3

[late wraith]

Wa

Oh

[crystal forge]

tmrw i do not fumble

[late wraith]

You will not fumble

[crystal forge]

im gonna fumble

[tiny oar]

fumble what

[crystal forge]

me tlaking to the girl

[broken junco]

Thr girl

[broken junco]

Call her fat

They love that

[crystal forge]

i couldnt

shes so pretty

[broken junco]

This girl

[crystal forge]

shes fae to me

duh

[broken junco]

Is she in the room with us now?

[crystal forge]

no

[broken junco]

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-discord-twitch-spongebob-looking-gif-21451454

[broken junco]

I think he's talking about you

[crystal forge]

no i've had lake for awhile

[broken junco]

[velvet quest]

He’s had me for awhile too

[broken junco]

Dudes pimping

[velvet quest]

No he’s not

[tiny oar]

fuck off

[crystal forge]

yes maam

sorry maam

[broken junco]

Wdym

[velvet quest]

Just cause u have options doesn’t mean ur a pimp

[broken junco]

[crystal forge]

true

the only option id choose is beavs tho

[broken junco]

Oh is beavs who you were talking about

[late wraith]

No he’s talking about a real life woman

At a coffee shop

[crystal forge]

god id do anything for her

[crystal forge]

@late wraith new plan

I hand her a new poem each time I get coffee

I’m actually so 5head

[tiny oar]

that so romantic 😍

[crystal forge]

Right

I’m so smart

I didn’t study poetry for nothing it’s time!!

[broken junco]

Don't do that

[crystal forge]

Who knows maybe Fae would like you more

The amount of women I know that enjoy or appreciate poetry is crazy

[broken junco]

I don't need fae to like me more

[crystal forge]

[broken junco]

One day fae will take me out back behind her shed

And execute me

And thats all a fella wants

[tiny oar]

dont take advice from kog trevy do the poetry

[broken junco]

Why? Don't think he's extreme enough for my methods?

Don't think he has what it takes

[crystal forge]

Well duh

[broken junco]

Trevor can't handle the icy depths

[crystal forge]

Hmm

Wouldn’t be so cold if she reciprocated those feelings

[tiny oar]

u could be warm without her reciprocation

[broken junco]

No the icy depths is where I'm going

https://tenor.com/view/under-the-ice-beneath-the-surface-underneath-ice-water-viralhog-gif-14085306

[tiny oar]

wanna jump into -10 ice water together ?

[broken junco]

I was born for the depths

[polar nymph]

There's gotta be a chest down there somewhere.

Containing 20 Rupees.

[crystal forge]

holy man

i love pvpers

[tiny oar]

be ready

[tropic schooner]

I read the talk after I went to bed, you are worse

[crystal forge]

if you think i care about the life of a 50 year old freak that actively goes out of his way to fight with me you're mistaken

[tropic schooner]

Not caring and insulting in the way you did are different

You clearly cared, which is okay but the response isn't

[crystal forge]

also never said i didnt care about the situation i said i didnt care about his life

[tropic schooner]

And it's never okay to tell ppl to end it

[crystal forge]

[clear fox]

I pay 30 😂

Also no fumble

We believe

[crystal forge]

No fumbling

[clear fox]

bro do you not sleep

or am forgetting the power of being in your 20s

[crystal forge]

I have not slept

[clear fox]

damn

even in college I paid for the no sleep life

[grand mesa]

How do you find these people lmao

I’ve never had these interactions

[crystal forge]

I just asked him why as an Enh shaman he’d hit me 5 times and run around the pillar and run away

Me and my rsham literally sat on one side of the pillar all game

[crystal forge]

Yeah I’m paying for it in redbull consumed

[grand mesa]

Lmao he’s unhinged for sure but u kinda asked for it

whispering folks

[tropic schooner]

are you surprised

[crystal forge]

I just wanted to know the thought process

[clear fox]

He pray for ascendo casino proc

[crystal forge]

I found out he thinks his healer is dog shit so he can’t take more than 30s in combat or he dies

[tropic schooner]

giving you the benefit of the doubt, but you are clearly flaming even if oyu dont know

[crystal forge]

Then he messaged me that

[grand mesa]

They don’t play thorims nowadays

It’s lava lash

Afaik anyway

[verbal flame]

You won’t get past my fence

[stray sigil]

@broken junco ur a legend

[verbal flame]

Happy Valentine’s Day! (Except Kog)

[late wraith]

Happy Valentine’s Day dgpvp

[stray sigil]

wrong

[late wraith]

Okay

[livid wasp]

whos valentine

[rotund kettle]

new here, is this the place to ask pvp related questions or should i look elsewhere

[safe heart]

Yeah as long as they're not guardian questions

[rotund kettle]

sweet

[tardy hare]

This is the #pvp channel so yes

[rotund kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-license-clown-phantomv3x-v3x-gif-834007702285978431

me fr

[viral smelt]

yo are there any glad pushing EU ferals that hang around in this discord?

[crystal forge]

She wasn’t in today

[verbal flame]

Probably celebrating Valentine's

Try again tomorrow

[clear pulsar]

Omfg lol

[late wraith]

fae lol

[verbal flame]

[grand mesa]

Oh no fae

[velvet quest]

maybe she called in sick cause she stayed up all night thinking about trevvy

[clear pulsar]

I dont think you can save this one mayo

Fae murdered it in cold blood

[tropic schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-gif-15192144

[late wraith]

this is like that submarine disaster

no remains

[crystal forge]

Real

It’s ok I moved on

[livid wasp]

suddenly every healer wants us to be on voice or not play

[safe heart]

I kinda don't blame them but I also don't prefer voicing with randoms

[livid wasp]

I just wanna play games not be on some class room teams call for hours

[clear pulsar]

Solo shuffle it

[broken junco]

[verbal flame]

[broken junco]

Gonna destroy your towers

[main igloo]

Cursed advice

[clear pulsar]

I mean

If you're gonna play 3s like it's solo shuffle anyways

And your lfg team is gonna leave earlier than 6 games in anyways

Why not shuffle?

[livid wasp]

cant become a better jungle player in shuffle

[broken junco]

@verbal flame

[livid wasp]

wish I could at least hit 2.1k

fucking impossible

[tiny oar]

happy valentine's day beavs :)

[velvet quest]

Am I allowed to be happy too

[tiny oar]

yea :)

[crystal forge]

Always bbg

It’s okay tmrw I talk to her

What’s the worst that could happen

[tropic schooner]

she stabs you

[crystal forge]

Honestly

Not the worst outcome

[tiny oar]

wtf would be worse than that

[velvet quest]

she ignores him

[crystal forge]

^

[tiny oar]

that's not worse

than getting fucking stabbed

[crystal forge]

Getting stabbed doesn’t sound that bad

[tiny oar]

bro

[velvet quest]

sometimes u get stabbed and its ok. getting ignored is getting stabbed in the heart

u cant recover from that

[crystal forge]

True

[tiny oar]

men would rather get stabbed in the gut than emotionally neglected

[crystal forge]

Yes

[tiny oar]

yall are NUTS

[crystal forge]

Glad you understand

[velvet quest]

@stray sigil come be the voice of reason please

lake's take is terrible right

[tiny oar]

get some fucking exposure therapy and fucking RELAX

[stray sigil]

it so is

awful take

[velvet quest]

like how can someone be so out of touch

[broken junco]

See I was right

Always am

[tiny oar]

it is insane you are even allowed to type this in a public discord

[crystal forge]

But yeah nothing bad can happen it’s fine

[gloomy nova]

Hi all. How are we today?

[tiny oar]

hyperlance isnt here yet so I'm doing great

[gloomy nova]

Oh, we dont like him?

[tiny oar]

not overly fond

[broken junco]

There's worse things

Would rather be stabbed then burned alive

[gloomy nova]

Damn that sounded brittish

[crystal forge]

True

[broken junco]

Stabbed like my ancestors