pvp

[high tundra]

wht do i do wheni get jumped on

why are these greyed out?

[late wraith]

I feel awful for feral mains

It’s fuckin hard right now as boomy

[clear fox]

Feral needs to lose the wild attunement talent

[polar nymph]

We've seen what happened to Zechey

[clear fox]

Casting clone for damage is so wack

[polar nymph]

PLEASE YES, I BEG!

I just wanna hit Feral Frenzy and do damage, not have to Clone every time

[clear fox]

I just feel like as long as wild attune exists feral going to be in strange spot

If you get too tanky or get too much damage it’s oppressive since you setup your own kill

Or can just fish for clones all game and not be punished

[late wraith]

I get zechey tbh like I don’t want to reroll. At least boomy can still kite feral is just kinda fucked

[clear fox]

Tbh should have just been like nature swiftness for feral and gotten a giga juiced self regrowth or instant clone every 45 seconds or something

Also feel like feral / boomie defensives are ‘fine’ it’s just a lot of classes have wayyyyy too many options / passive defensives

Prune some of those back and throw em to healers would be my gamedev move

[stray sigil]

literally 0 feral like wild attune anyways lmfao

but no feral is not fine

3min cd wall 6s duration

is not fine in todays game

[polar nymph]

It used to be 2 min cd, 2 charges in BfA

[stray sigil]

no

[clear fox]

Oh don’t disagree that feral defensives in a sad spot in the year of our lord 2024

[stray sigil]

was 3mins

but u had 2 charges

[clear fox]

Just think that some classes should be taking overall hits to normalize the range

I’d murder dh glimpse insta

[stray sigil]

wdym by range

[clear fox]

Range of defensive kits

Between like feral and rogues

Or like moonkin and arcane mage

[stray sigil]

are we pretending boomy is squishy agane

didnt sam get his head caved in every game never died

[clear fox]

It is squishy

If you don’t have a rogue bailing you out all the time

[stray sigil]

compared to what

if u compare X to rogue

everything is squishy

doesnt mean it actually is

[polar nymph]

k

[clear fox]

Given the suite of casters

I feel moonkin is on the squisher side

they all have tools to not get got

[polar nymph]

It is by itself

[clear fox]

but moonkin def not "tanky"

[stray sigil]

ranged class tankier than a lot of melees

doesnt compute to being squishy for me

[clear fox]

I mean everything can fall over quickly in the current era

I just feel like moon requires a lot more effort than other specs

to avoid the falling over

compared to like demo lock

well

any lock

[polar nymph]

Demo is absurd

And has always been absurd

[stray sigil]

demo also doesnt have the dmg output that boomy has

[polar nymph]

And always will be absurd

[stray sigil]

idk i have 0 sympathy for casters crying they are squishy

when they are ranged

play dk/feral/woyer

see what happens then

enh even

[polar nymph]

It's not that Boomy in a nutshell is tanky, it's that it really suits the Arena format and Arena usually favours ranged comps

[stray sigil]

might not be outlaw

but its not dk eitehr

[late wraith]

No

Shut up

[tiny oar]

[polar nymph]

Or Arcane.

[late wraith]

Me: I feel bad for feral i feel squishy as boomy they have it bad
Fuji: wow saying boomy is squishy TRY BEING FERAL
Idiot. Clown.

[stray sigil]

if u cry about casters being squishy

idk

[polar nymph]

No no, he said try playing DK too

[stray sigil]

ideal world u are squishy compared to melee

thats how it should be

[late wraith]

I said I FEEL SQUISHY you dumb little worm

[polar nymph]

Because Fuji has a terminal illness called melee brain

[stray sigil]

ur gonna tell me

casters being tankier than melee

while doing dmg from ranged

is healthy

[late wraith]

No one said that you said that cause you’re mad at air

Calm yourself

[polar nymph]

It causes the infected target to complain that they are unviable if they don't have 1000000000000% uptime at all times.

[stray sigil]

casters dont have that

tankier perma uptime

BUFF CASTER

[polar nymph]

Didn't melee dominate this AWC?

[late wraith]

Have a juice box stop yelling

[polar nymph]

Despite this supposedly being a caster meta

[tiny oar]

Have a juice box stop yelling

[polar nymph]

I didn't watch, this is just what I've been hearing

[tiny oar]

act like you've won a game

[stray sigil]

how

lol

[polar nymph]

I can't bear watching arena tournaments with the current list of ppl casting it

[stray sigil]

its a outlaw rogue and a caster

[polar nymph]

I'm asking

[stray sigil]

the rog enabling the caster

to do w.e he wants

[late wraith]

Wish I knew a rogue 😔

[polar nymph]

Caster being enabled by the melee spec you say?

[late wraith]

I need to be enabled

To be maximum toxic

[polar nymph]

We had a rogue for 2 games

[stray sigil]

if outlul cant die has most cc u just pair it with op caster

and u get awc games

pure filth

[polar nymph]

So in order for a caster to win AWC it needs the current flavour of Rogue spec, a melee class?

[tiny oar]

I agree I'm on board

[polar nymph]

I'm asking you this

[late wraith]

Gimme just a nice rogue main I don’t think that’s asking for much

Give me and lake a rogue main

[polar nymph]

I'm not trying to own you here, I'm genuinely asking, I don't watch AWC.

[stray sigil]

outlul is just next xpac clasd

its not a normal@melee

[grand mesa]

neither is fdk on the other end of the spectrum

[late wraith]

Hahahahha

[stray sigil]

im not qqing cuz of my class

its just turbo kenker inducing

reading some of this shit sometimes

lol

[late wraith]

I say hi Fuji everytime I see a fdk

[grand mesa]

idk melee vs range has been argued for decades now

[polar nymph]

So melee are bad and the current meta melee for tournaments is broken, but casters are dominant over melee, therefore pick the comp that mixes both a melee spec and a ranged spec together

This is a strange video game

[stray sigil]

u cant not play outlul

[polar nymph]

Glad I play ladder

[late wraith]

No one even argued anything Fuji just got mad

[stray sigil]

thats it

[grand mesa]

im of the opinion that if we had the player base to support it, the format should be melee ranged healer

[late wraith]

He’s just grumpy over nothing

[polar nymph]

I'm of the opinion that we should delete Aug

[late wraith]

Aug got deleted

[stray sigil]

im grumpy over casters crying they are squishy

[late wraith]

Leave them alone

[polar nymph]

From everything

[stray sigil]

when melees are in a worst spot@overall

[grand mesa]

he didn't get precious's ribbon again in ICC forgive him

[late wraith]

I want to literally shake you

[stray sigil]

and need uptime to do dmg

[polar nymph]

[polar nymph]

God is good 🙂

[haughty compass]

Frost dk so frustrating. If anything has a pulse and a stopwatch your 1min go countered ez

[polar nymph]

This is how melee should be, require uptime to do damage, not be compensated for casters spamming instants by being given Ret Pally range kind of stuff

Just like casters should have to cast.

[stray sigil]

i dont wanna read casters crying about squishiness js all

[late wraith]

I can’t wait till the guardian balance sub class shit makes me a fuckin immortal god

[stray sigil]

right

but they should be tankier

because they HAVE to be in

whats the downside of caster

if u dont need uptime

and ur tankier

[wanton ridge]

yes

[grand mesa]

casters also want to be out but you got ret war fw rn

[safe heart]

REMOVE FW

[stray sigil]

k so u got fw comps but u can still play more than a woyer vs ml/x

[late wraith]

Yeah I can’t believe I’m hearing anything from a dh main

[stray sigil]

so i dont get that argument either

[late wraith]

Smdh

[polar nymph]

We are in the current predicament (which has been the predicament longer than I have played this game for) because one side was imbalanced in the equation.

[stray sigil]

yes we are in agreement casters are op

[polar nymph]

And they add more to the out of balance side

[stray sigil]

this is why

they keep making melees

not melees

[polar nymph]

In a nutshell

[stray sigil]

like ret

uh dk

[dark vigil]

stupid question time
is this mark of the wild?
Image
sorry hear t of the wild
it looks different from the regular tooltip

[stray sigil]

cuz ranged is just op

[safe heart]

No

[polar nymph]

But you also know we aren't getting this fixed because M+ exists

[dark vigil]

what proc is that

[safe heart]

Thats protector of the pack

[dark vigil]

what i didnt think i had that

[polar nymph]

And passive tankiness on everything has to be dialed up for high keys to be doable

[stray sigil]

its ur combo oint stocking

in incarn

[dark vigil]

whats it do

[stray sigil]

u store up to 3 cp if ur full combo point

[wanton ridge]

and that's a mistake, they shouldn't do anything to balance anything after +20 tbh

[polar nymph]

M+ was a mistake

A successful one

[stray sigil]

they literally have ppv mods

thats a weird arguement

[wanton ridge]

Nah, M+ is fun, just tuning for infinite scaling is dumb

[polar nymph]

PvP modifiers don't solve this

[grand mesa]

HAHAHA

Discord AI doesn’t miss

[crystal forge]

how do i approach the cute girl today

[polar nymph]

what struggle with damage?

[crystal forge]

[polar nymph]

That's the one thing Feral doesn't struggle with

[stray sigil]

u dont women ste succubuses

[crystal forge]

[polar nymph]

It struggles with getting its ass rammed by air.

[grand mesa]

@tepid spoke

Reroll feral

[tiny oar]

@crystal forge @crystal forge @crystal forge good morning hope 7 have s temeodiys day full of lv9e and affection and ceare

[dark vigil]

bro why the fuck does every good feral have such an ugly UI i was trying to google some good clean ones... but i feel like those are for pve

[grand mesa]

Their entire playstyle is aereating

[dark vigil]

smh

[safe heart]

Chaos bolt enema smdh

[dark vigil]

anyone know of a steramer feral who has a beautiful UI?

[safe heart]

Me

[polar nymph]

Me

[tiny oar]

me

[dark vigil]

LMAO

[stray sigil]

ok enji i love u

but

ur ui

[dark vigil]

send me pics

[crystal forge]

u want mine?

[stray sigil]

is pure filth

[safe heart]

WHAT

[stray sigil]

im not taking it back

[safe heart]

It's omega dece

[stray sigil]

its so bad bro

[late wraith]

Discord ai stop putting my name on this shit I didn’t DO anything

[safe heart]

[stray sigil]

ur arguing casters tankiness

[polar nymph]

Too late 😦

[stray sigil]

u deserve to be on ai

and shamed

publicly

[polar nymph]

Fuji = unhinged

[grand mesa]

Wrong beavs whenever the pot is being stirred I look over and catch u holding the ladle

[dark vigil]

what ui is this and im guessing your a hunter with those skills

[late wraith]

Hehehehheheh

[safe heart]

[dark vigil]

this dude aint bad but there no synergy

[polar nymph]

I smell a lamp that has been shrouded in gas

[late wraith]

I like to cause little problems what can I say

[polar nymph]

Craig donating bank

[crystal forge]

yeah

[polar nymph]

30/2!

[dark vigil]

this how 90% of glad ferals and rank 1 ferals play like bruh

[polar nymph]

dang!

[stray sigil]

elvui

[safe heart]

What's wrong with that ui

[stray sigil]

other than the enmpty bar spaces

[tiny oar]

ui is a crutch just play the fucking video game

[stray sigil]

its fine

[late wraith]

😔

[polar nymph]

Thrilling content for him

[stray sigil]

u still havent streamed 2.4@full crit rdru

ur fake lake

[tiny oar]

go away

[stray sigil]

see

shes fake

cuz its not a crutch

[polar nymph]

I can't believe (or is it Beleavs) that Beavs said all casters were squishy

[crystal forge]

okok

i call her pretty when i get my coffee

surely

this wokrs

surely

[stray sigil]

are u hitting on a girl thats working

[polar nymph]

Just do it you wuss

[crystal forge]

yes

[late wraith]

Just out of nowhere?

[stray sigil]

stay away from women

[late wraith]

Trevvy

[stray sigil]

they will only cause pain

and misery

stay away

[crystal forge]

[polar nymph]

Just tell her you know lance

[late wraith]

Don’t just open with you’re pretty

What the

[crystal forge]

what do i open with

what the

[polar nymph]

And he taught you violent karate

[stray sigil]

ask her to show her tiddles while ur at it

[tiny oar]

touch grass

[stray sigil]

for sure will eork

[stray sigil]

wrong

[crystal forge]

Fuji is def allergic to grass

[stray sigil]

i am outside but its winter no grass

[late wraith]

Fuji needs a time out

[stray sigil]

only snow

[crystal forge]

its why this mf so pasty

[stray sigil]

[safe heart]

Show tildes

[stray sigil]

[polar nymph]

If he touches the grass his face will turn purple and he won't be able to breathe.

[stray sigil]

its the wild west here

u cant time me out

[polar nymph]

Thyme is watching, always

[stray sigil]

na time is gone

i made sure of it

[crystal forge]

@late wraith s WHAT DO I OPEN WITH

u cant tell me dont do it

[tiny oar]

dont hit on women while they're working they got bigger shit to worry about

[crystal forge]

then not give me a solution

[polar nymph]

Heroic Leap and Charge off your noble steed to her.

[stray sigil]

say u have pretty smile can i get ur number or wanna go out to grab coffee

dumb noob

[crystal forge]

supreme rizz saviour

also

you're canadian

why do u spell savior like that

freak

[stray sigil]

its true

[polar nymph]

You did it in our 3v3 games every match, sometimes we even won

You might sometimes get a number

[stray sigil]

how tf do u spell savior

[late wraith]

Spill coffee by accident be extremely charming while you clean it up eeeeez

[stray sigil]

[polar nymph]

Saviour outside of freedomland

[crystal forge]

with a u

[polar nymph]

Savior inside

[stray sigil]

bevas is bad at flirting

[late wraith]

Eeeeeeeez

[stray sigil]

dont do that

[crystal forge]

Canada uses british english

[stray sigil]

thats terrible

[wanton ridge]

Do people think we spell color "colour" too up north

[crystal forge]

savior is american

yes

i spell colour

[stray sigil]

i say color

not colour

tf

[polar nymph]

And savour is a different word

[crystal forge]

holy

sped classes are wild

they taught u nothing

[late wraith]

You think THIS works?

[stray sigil]

mfer english classes here are for mentally challened ppl they do teach nothing

[stray sigil]

yes

[crystal forge]

i cant spill coffee cuz then ill be late for work

[stray sigil]

actually

[velvet quest]

u know beavs looks good cause she thinks her flirting method works

[crystal forge]

LOL

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

Hahahaha

Simply exist

Ez

[polar nymph]

That's a good pickup line Mayo

[stray sigil]

spill coffee look like an idiot

[polar nymph]

ON THE INTERNET

[stray sigil]

sounds good

young women are judgy

dont do it ptrev

[polar nymph]

So are you

[grand mesa]

I’m pretty sure beavs just described the scene from every 90s rom com

[late wraith]

You are all so dumb

[stray sigil]

shell put u pn a list

[velvet quest]

yeah that was some high level tech

[late wraith]

And women were all raised on that

[crystal forge]

i dont care whos right I JUST NEED A LOGICAL ANSWER

[stray sigil]

of mentally challened ppl who flirted

[late wraith]

I know what we like

[crystal forge]

so far

[polar nymph]

Okay Trev

[stray sigil]

ur 42

[crystal forge]

Fujis is the only one that doesnt make me late for work

[stray sigil]

hes 18

[grand mesa]

I don’t think Trevvy wants any woman raised in the 90s

[stray sigil]

diff world

[safe heart]

Walk up to her and call her the wrong name

[crystal forge]

90s women are fine

[safe heart]

And when she says hey thats not my name

Just say you weren't that girl from the party last week?

[stray sigil]

enji took that from a movie

[velvet quest]

trevvy just be urself. tell her uve spent the last 24 hours asking everyone on discord or online in wow about how you should approach her and u want her opinion on the matter

[safe heart]

And then ghost her

[stray sigil]

gg

[grand mesa]

trust enji he’s 5’0 and has a wife that’s 5’5

He’s doing something right

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

LOOOL

you guys are no help

[safe heart]

Game recognize game

[stray sigil]

just compliment her smile

go back another time

this week

[grand mesa]

I can’t wait to see what discord ai says about this one

[late wraith]

Do like edward does in twilight and act like she’s real stinky

[stray sigil]

and ask her number or if she wants to grab coffee

dont do it all same time

[grand mesa]

Puzzlebox and 3 others: discussing Fuji’s fear of women

[stray sigil]

if u compliment her u make her day gg

shell remmeber u

[velvet quest]

no fuji shes not a man she wont remember

[late wraith]

Looooool

[stray sigil]

puzzle just came here to flame me

its real

said nothing but flame

[polar nymph]

Honestly Trev

[stray sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[grand mesa]

I was called over by your horrid take on casters

[stray sigil]

im giving trev good advice

get flamed

[crystal forge]

fuck it im calling her pretty and asking her if shes busy this weekend yall are useless to me

[polar nymph]

It's easier to get her number after a few times of coming in when she's working and you two becoming friends first.

[late wraith]

Trev are you going to listen to me? Or are you going to listen to FUJI ADMITTED WOMAN HATER

[stray sigil]

just dont do beavs rging

its so bad

i cringed a but

bit

[crystal forge]

BEAVS IM NOT SPILLING MY COFFEE

[late wraith]

women of all ages like charming guys

[crystal forge]

AND BEING LATE TO WORK

[polar nymph]

Do NOT open with that before saying hello.

[crystal forge]

no shit

[late wraith]

It would work so well you’re all dumb as bricks

[crystal forge]

im already the funniest guy in Canada

[velvet quest]

what if u accidentally spill way too much coffee and it goes all over her. or what if its like 1 drop and u look weird for trying to clean it up

[polar nymph]

Clearly this is the issue

[crystal forge]

you think that matters

[late wraith]

Hahahahha

[grand mesa]

Have to properly titrate the coffee spill

[crystal forge]

tit rate

[late wraith]

Get it right you only have one shot

[crystal forge]

ok i walk in

call her a dumb bitch

walk out

[late wraith]

No wait hang on

[crystal forge]

come back tmrw

[late wraith]

Hang on no

[crystal forge]

apologize

[polar nymph]

I got a girl's number because my coffee order kept changing every time I came in.

[crystal forge]

rekindle lost feelings

[polar nymph]

And she thought it was entertaining

Have you considered proposing to her before getting to know her?

[crystal forge]

yes

[polar nymph]

That shows proactivity

[safe heart]

Just say something like

"Are u a great vault cuz I'd like to fill ur 9 slots"

[late wraith]

Man

[crystal forge]

i ask her on her stance on the palastine vs israel conflict

[late wraith]

I can’t stop thinking about honfar

What a face

[polar nymph]

Oh that's good

[safe heart]

I stole it don't give me credit

[crystal forge]

Lake is more help than u guys

[late wraith]

He stole that

Make a tier list of women in the building

Put her in s tier

[safe heart]

I ADMITTED TO IT

[crystal forge]

Ill make a tier list of #pvp

and see where ur dumbass lands u

[late wraith]

[crystal forge]

spill my coffee

what are u thinking

[late wraith]

Hehehehhe

[polar nymph]

It's about time I got placed on a good list here

[late wraith]

You’re a coward

It would work

[crystal forge]

NO IT WONT

[late wraith]

You’d be funny about it and that’s the fuckin KEY YOU IDIOT

[polar nymph]

^

[crystal forge]

IM ALREADY FUNNY

[late wraith]

WHY ARE MEN SO DUMB

[crystal forge]

WHY DO I NEED TO SPILL MY COFFEEE

[polar nymph]

Beavs, beavs

listen for a second

WE KNOW

The issue women seem to forget is simple

Most men are about as funny as a wall

[crystal forge]

I don't know why i need to spill coffee to be funny

[polar nymph]

So they have to make do

[late wraith]

It’s so easy it’s such a simple thing make her think “aww” and that is IT it’s OVER

[crystal forge]

I'VE MADE U SAY AWW

[polar nymph]

"aww, poor sucker"

[safe heart]

Spilling coffee is funny

[crystal forge]

AND LOOK AT WHERE IT LANDED ME

[surreal heron]

so real

[safe heart]

But spilling spaghetti is hilarious

[crystal forge]

im going to cry in the shower

[velvet quest]

if beavs makes u spill ur coffee i think its only right that she has to buy u a new one

[polar nymph]

You ever considered walking in to the building each day eating something, and each time what you're eating gets more and more wacky and outrageous?

That's funnier than spilling coffee

[dark vigil]

is this ui acceptable

[polar nymph]

Only immediate thing I'd change myself is putting the dr tracker icon on the right side of the enemy nameplates.

But otherwise seems clean enough

[velvet quest]

any ui is acceptable if it works for u

[surreal heron]

incorrect, default ui us not acceptable

[polar nymph]

Quiet you

[safe heart]

The only ui that is acceptable is u and i

@crystal forge

[polar nymph]

nice

[safe heart]

Use that ine

[wanton ridge]

even discord moderators can be wrong sometimes

[grand mesa]

Goddamn enji that was so good you took my breath away when I read that

[polar nymph]

Can they even be right?

[safe heart]

No one 5'5 and above is safe

[wanton ridge]

🤔

[dark vigil]

thanks... why the right side? wouldnt that require me to look further away?

[polar nymph]

Mainly so you can know who they are attached to

[dark vigil]

lastly i cant decide between Mes WA mercers WA or gladiatorlosa... can someone gimme the pros and cons of each i currently have both mes and mercers and it doesnt seem reasonable to use both

[safe heart]

FUCK gladiatorlosa

[dark vigil]

im still confused whether its on the right side of enemy plate or right side i would know its attached to that specific enemy? no?

[safe heart]

Gladiatorlosa be trying to pronounce a talent build import string in the opener

[dark vigil]

elaborate in english please lol

[wanton ridge]

Explosive shooooot

[safe heart]

U gotta disable 97% of gladiator losa to even use it

[polar nymph]

Something like this instead if it makes sense.

[dark vigil]

wtf

[velvet quest]

if u customize lossa to not say every single meaningless ability in the game its fine. otherwise its just audio overload

[dark vigil]

ohhh i thought you were talking about the dr icons on the left of the enemy frames

wtf are those at the very bottom right lol

[polar nymph]

Your dr tracker

[dark vigil]

what moves are those two?

[polar nymph]

I just realised I drew a dollar store keyblade 😛

[dark vigil]

lmao

[polar nymph]

Cyclone and Entangling Roots

Shows whatever the most recent ability of a dr school is.

[dark vigil]

i already have those on the left of my enemy bars lol

[polar nymph]

And when it will run out

[dark vigil]

dont know where those came from

[polar nymph]

Oh true

May as well delete that one at the bottom then

If possible

[dark vigil]

yes will do thank you

btw is swiped something that should be used a lot in feral pvp combat

ive had my 3s partners complain i only use it like 8 times a game sometime

[polar nymph]

Brutal Slash?

[crystal forge]

Ok doubly my problem is she’s the type of pretty that gets you flustered thinking about her

It’s rough out here

[polar nymph]

Sounds like a quality girl then

[crystal forge]

Well duh

[velvet quest]

what if u use a flustered pick up line

tell her you want to use a pick up line but before you can do that youll have to get to know her better

itll confuse her and she'll tell you her name

surely

[polar nymph]

If it's too good she'll forget it in the moment.

That's no good

[velvet quest]

no but theres no pickup line u just skipped it

[polar nymph]

hmm

[crystal forge]

Idk why I’m stressing I got this

Will report later with result

[polar nymph]

You do

It's not about whether she says yes or no, it's about getting used to initiating.

[crystal forge]

True mayo initiates for me

And I just play off him

[dark vigil]

yeah

[polar nymph]

Cheap generator that also does good damage to multiple targets.

[dark vigil]

do you know what DR tracker that is i have no clue where it is coming from?

[polar nymph]

Worth using.

[safe heart]

You only pressed brutal slash 8 times in a game ?

[dark vigil]

thats what my teammates told me

[polar nymph]

Your energy bar will thank you

[safe heart]

That's only acceptable if the game lasted for for 55 seconds or lesss

[dark vigil]

fuck

imma get details and investigate this

[crystal forge]

i last 8 brutal slashes

what a good way to think about it

[safe heart]

You always slash if you're not incarn and don't have breakable cc near you

[polar nymph]

Trevvy just wants to be Brutal Slashed

[dark vigil]

ahhhh

thanks imm test it out

[crystal forge]

So real

[dark vigil]

if i download details rn

do i have to just reload my wow

or exit and reenter?

thru the curse app

[safe heart]

Just reload

/reload should do it

[dark vigil]

lastly any one know what these two addons on the bottom right are from?

[safe heart]

Diminish ? Idk

[polar nymph]

Probably Diminish

[safe heart]

Those are DRs

[stray sigil]

so what happened with tev

and coffee girl

[safe heart]

Long story short

You are invited to the wedding

[stray sigil]

[safe heart]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[late wraith]

trevvy i believe in you

i don't believe in like 90% of the people in this discord but you got this

[polar nymph]

Which % am I in?

[late wraith]

90

[stray sigil]

[polar nymph]

😦

[stray sigil]

thats fine just say fuck fuji

i get it

women apl the same

[late wraith]

fuji

[stray sigil]

@velvet quest

[late wraith]

calm down, start the day over

hi fuji i hope you're doing good today

[safe heart]

Woman apl the same

[stray sigil]

wrong too late

uve said enough

[velvet quest]

fuji ur part of the 90% for me too

but i do believe in 90% of the people here

cause im not toxic

[safe heart]

Fuji you can be a proper hero or live long enough to become a proper villain

[stray sigil]

unlike SOME people

[velvet quest]

wonder if "some people" even know who they are

@tiny oar @late wraith

[stray sigil]

@late wraith

@tiny oar

[late wraith]

fuji woke up today and decided to be mean to me for no reason

[clear pulsar]

Fuck fuji

[stray sigil]

shes gaslighting me now

@velvet quest

[velvet quest]

its cause shes jealous

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

of

what?

[dark vigil]

is tell me when worth it as a pvp addon?

[velvet quest]

u know exactly

what it is

[stray sigil]

u know very well

u know so well of what ur jealous of

[clear pulsar]

Worth what? Download it, see what it does, see if you like it

[velvet quest]

playing dumb is just another form of gaslighting

[clear pulsar]

There isnt an objective answer to your UI bro just play with the game

[stray sigil]

u know it so well its not worth typing

[stray sigil]

real

[dark vigil]

lemme rephrase sorry

would you recommend using it?

[clear pulsar]

If you like what it does, sure

[late wraith]

i think this place actually does gaslight me because i'm confused now and have lost track of what's happening.

i need lake but she's asleep

[polar nymph]

No you don't

We don't gaslight you, we never have

We treat you well

[stray sigil]

real

u treat us bad

real

real

[polar nymph]

Well

Fuji treats you bad

The rest of us don't

[late wraith]

omg right?

thank you for noticing wow

lost. thank you.

[stray sigil]

[polar nymph]

I will treat you well

[grand mesa]

Oh how the turns table

[polar nymph]

Unlike Fuji

[crystal forge]

I fumbled and didn’t say anything

I got nervous waaaahh

[polar nymph]

Trev

[late wraith]

aw trev

[crystal forge]

She handed me my food and coffee and I couldn’t

I took it and ran

[polar nymph]

[crystal forge]

😭

[clear pulsar]

Next time you got this

[crystal forge]

It’s okay I have tire

Tmrw

[clear pulsar]

Bro she's just as nervous as you

When you walk up

She wants you to say something

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

WRONG

[clear pulsar]

Nah it's true

[stray sigil]

i told u shoulda just complimented her

[crystal forge]

It’s fine I’ll do it tmrw for sure

[stray sigil]

instead of trying to get her number jnsta

[crystal forge]

Surely

[stray sigil]

dumb noob

[clear pulsar]

You got this tomorrow

[stray sigil]

beavs got into ur head

with this spilling coffee shit

she thinks its the notebook

[crystal forge]

Nono I did say that she flusters me when I think about her

It gets worse when I see her

[grand mesa]

Beavs just wants to be the Sandra bullock in any of those old movies ok

[stray sigil]

u told her this?

[grand mesa]

Leave her alone

[stray sigil]

to the girl

[crystal forge]

NO

[stray sigil]

at the coffee shop

u shoulda

[polar nymph]

Yeah

[crystal forge]

No shot

[stray sigil]

ye

thats a nice compliment

wdym

LOL

she prob would blush

[polar nymph]

Even guys would remember that

[stray sigil]

shed def remember u

[crystal forge]

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

imagine thinking

anyone in here

[stray sigil]

see this is how women makes u feel

[crystal forge]

It’s fine

[late wraith]

knows about what women want

MORE THAN ME

[stray sigil]

this why its not worth it

gg

[polar nymph]

The vast majority of human beings deep down would love a compliment like that because they've never received one before

[crystal forge]

I got it tmrw

[stray sigil]

beavs ur pushing 50 ur in a diff era

[late wraith]

i'm NOT is the thing

[stray sigil]

she thinks a compliment is worse than spilling coffee

[late wraith]

you just invented that

[stray sigil]

[velvet quest]

yeah back in her day nobody asked for numbers, they asked for pagers. u cant use the same pickup lines nowadays

[grand mesa]

Beavs expecting to get called by a rotary phone

[stray sigil]

real

[grand mesa]

Twiddling the wire

[stray sigil]

real

[stray sigil]

real

[grand mesa]

Which btw is super long and always gets tangled

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

okay okay I have tn to prep

It’s cool

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

I’ll just think about her all day today

[polar nymph]

What prep?

[crystal forge]

And be in. My feels

[polar nymph]

Just do it

Y'know what guys

[clear pulsar]

Wait what is this about spilling coffee?

[polar nymph]

I believe when Beavs was young you took your date to the state fair

[stray sigil]

beavs said spill ur coffee

to talk to her

[velvet quest]

state fair date would be fun still ngl

[stray sigil]

or some nonese

GET A 3RD DEGREE BRUN

[clear pulsar]

On himself?

[stray sigil]

TO TALK TO A GIRL

[clear pulsar]

On her?

[stray sigil]

who knows

[clear pulsar]

Whats the logistics here how does this work

[stray sigil]

nobody onows

[polar nymph]

He swings the cup at full force around and burns the entire room

And ruins furniture

Then says "oh my bad, woops!"

"anyway, what's your number?"

[clear pulsar]

Smooth

[velvet quest]

its like in highschool rom coms where u bump into ur crush and u drop all ur books and they help u pick some up and u make eye contact and awkward smile thats beavs vision i think

[crystal forge]

LOL

That’s exactly what she’s thinking

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

not even kind of it

i actually?

hate you all.

[polar nymph]

Poor beavs

[velvet quest]

[polar nymph]

She puts up with WAY too much

[velvet quest]

not poor beavs, poor us

getting hate for no reason

[polar nymph]

We put up with even more

[grand mesa]

Trevvy beavs wants you to commit assault

[polar nymph]

beans

beats

wow

[grand mesa]

and give a poor girl third degree burns

[stray sigil]

real

[stray sigil]

[polar nymph]

Fuji is impervious to damage

Because he's so unhinged

[late wraith]

how do you all

like do this

just come up with random ass shit

[velvet quest]

boredom

[late wraith]

that i never said

[polar nymph]

Because they're mean to you beavs

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

i think everyone should take the advice of the dudes in dg pvp. about talking to women.

seems wise

they're all so GOOD AT IT

[polar nymph]

Aren't some of the people here married?

[velvet quest]

THANK YOU we do have giga levels of rizz

[clear pulsar]

I feel like there's just a clear winner

[polar nymph]

Not trev if he spills his coffee

[clear pulsar]

Between 'your eyes are really pretty' and spilling coffee on the ground

Only way this works out is if you maintain permanent eye contact with her while you pour the coffee very very slowly @crystal forge

[polar nymph]

Because he'll have no coffee and be late to work

[clear pulsar]

Just stare into her soul while you pour it

[polar nymph]

With a creepy smile?

Should ask Lance for advice

[clear pulsar]

Just dont use violent karate on her

[polar nymph]

And don't have a resting face that can kill you

[tropic schooner]

thats against the geneva convention

[high tundra]

if someoen jumps on me do i just turn into a bear and run for my life?

[safe heart]

No
Cuz bear form us useless

You need to ursols or root and run

The more you sit in bear the worse things are gunna be for you

Try to only be in bear form for as long as ur healer is ccd

[polar nymph]

Hit frenzied during

Pre-Bear with Frenzied is pretty decent during a stun

[safe heart]

I'd put it in the "better than nothing" box but I wouldn't call it decent by any means

[clear pulsar]

Right so

Bear is good if you anticipate a stun, or at least a couple hits of burst damage

Otherwise you're trying to avoid damage, kiting or with CC like enji said

[polar nymph]

I wish Matted Fur was 25% max health

Behold.

[crystal forge]

I’m so mad I fumbled

Now I’m just gonna think about it all shift

[velvet quest]

it wasnt a fumble u didnt mess anything up

[crystal forge]

True

I’m going to be heartbroken if she has a man

[livid wasp]

why is fistweaver with uh dk and dh allowed

what am I supposed to do when they aids me

I cant cast clone ever

so many stucks and kicks and then grip

[velvet quest]

i think the counter to dk dh fw is aoe cc and good 3 target cleave so u should reroll to ww

[late wraith]

unless

she's the one woman on earth that would find karate attractive

ever think of that?

[crystal forge]

Call me Mr miyagi

[late wraith]

you'd do karate lessons for this girl

[crystal forge]

I’d do a lot more than karate for this girl

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

But would she find it violent

[late wraith]

is there any other kind?

non violent karate?

[polar nymph]

Karate isn't violent

[clear pulsar]

I didnt know there was violent karate

Until 2 days ago

[late wraith]

aren't you hitting and kicking each other and shit

[clear pulsar]

You're kinda dancing

[late wraith]

wat

you're like punching and stuff

hang on

do they not... punch each other in karate?

do they just make the movements? no way

[clear pulsar]

There is like 'karate combat'

But for the most part the karate homeboy does is something I trained for a couple years

You're basically practicing dances

Perfecting the moves and all

[late wraith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQGuY2duZo

these guys are punchin each other

[clear pulsar]

The competitions are basically first-to-touch

[late wraith]

oh my god you're right it just kinda ends after they do a single punch

[clear pulsar]

They whiff a lot sometimes

And then it looks like its a trading of blows

[late wraith]

i mean thing is if someone punched me that way i'd perish

so it's still violent

[clear pulsar]

I'm sure some of it hurts, especially at that level of competition

But our homie is over 50

He aint doing all this at this speed

Look up some elders division karate competition

[late wraith]

okay if that 50 year old guy landed a punch on me i'd still perish

is the thing

[clear pulsar]

What if he spilled coffee on you

[late wraith]

i'm like a real life boomkin. frail.

hearts would fly out of my eyes

like in a cartoon

if he was all charming about it i'd be like aww

when did it become spilling coffee ON her

you're all the worst

[livid wasp]

when will they do something about rdruid

[clear pulsar]

Rdruid is 3rd best healer find a new slant

Hell it might be 4th

[late wraith]

ye rsham rising

nerf grounding

that's the real enemy

[livid wasp]

90% of games against that shit

[crystal forge]

That’s me with her

Heart eyes grabbing my coffee

[livid wasp]

just stand at pillar and los so I cant clone you

[clear pulsar]

How absolutely DARE teh enemy healer avoid your hard cast CC

Preposterous

[livid wasp]

do you realize how hard I have to work for that with all this shit in the game

[crystal forge]

Git gud

[clear pulsar]

Dw zechey

If you played against me

[late wraith]

no you can't say that to him

[clear pulsar]

I'd let you clone me

Every single time

[late wraith]

because we've been in there killing a feral

and you've been like "maybe zechey is right"

be kind to zechey

[stray sigil]

@velvet quest beavs fit the boomy in pve persona right

[late wraith]

What?

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

What does that even mean

Boomy in pve persona

[stray sigil]

@clear pulsar do u know what i mean

[velvet quest]

i cant answer that she might get mad at me

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

I don’t know what it means

[crystal forge]

@low glacier I didn’t talk to her

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

why do you gang up on me

I’m just living my little life

[low glacier]

wha

[clear pulsar]

I cant say anything

[low glacier]

bro you can't keep summoning me here with 0 context

[stray sigil]

i just cant believe

[crystal forge]

The cute girl from yesterday

[velvet quest]

cause ur too strong to be solo'd

[stray sigil]

beavs doesnt know about the pve boomkin thing

[late wraith]

I really don’t

[stray sigil]

im pvper and i knmpw of it

[clear pulsar]

I cant believe the fucking spill coffee idea

[late wraith]

What are you talking about

[stray sigil]

she thought it ws genius idea

[late wraith]

“Your eyes are pretty”

[stray sigil]

and compliments was bad

bro ofc not just phrased like that

[late wraith]

As if she hasn’t heard that

A million times before

[stray sigil]

[clear pulsar]

Thats fine tho

[low glacier]

@clear pulsar your eyes are pretty

[clear pulsar]

😍

Drufearian you're so charming

[low glacier]

:3

[stray sigil]

just know beavs

u are fried on this

[crystal forge]

Ok but like

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

I got nervous seeing her

Then I had to talk to her

[stray sigil]

u shoulda told her that

[clear pulsar]

You might spill coffee on accident anyways

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

You are literally afraid of women

[stray sigil]

beavs 42 she been out of the game too long

[stray sigil]

wrong

[clear pulsar]

Bro I still think about fumbling the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life 5 years ago

[stray sigil]

i just know what they do to u

so i dont bother anymore

its real

[low glacier]

could be worse face

[clear pulsar]

It's so depresso

[late wraith]

Incel Fuji out here

[low glacier]

but that's not a story for here

[late wraith]

Handing out advice

[stray sigil]

[low glacier]

stay strong brother

[stray sigil]

hows it incel

[late wraith]

I guess it’s voluntary

[clear pulsar]

Relationships are scary

Trust no one

[low glacier]

real

[stray sigil]

real

[late wraith]

What is pve boomy

[low glacier]

I was realing the former part

[stray sigil]

dw about it

[clear pulsar]

LOOK WHERE THEM CANNONS AT

BUT WHEN MY BLASTOISE SHOOT THATS A STAB IN THE BACK

[stray sigil]

[late wraith]

@velvet quest what is pve boomy

[velvet quest]

[low glacier]

[late wraith]

wtf is happening

mayo?

Hello?

[low glacier]

idk

[velvet quest]

lagging sry i cant reply

[safe heart]

[stray sigil]

[crystal forge]

Ok it’s fine I’ll talk to her tmrw mhm

[low glacier]

trev can u give me more context I knoew very little

[crystal forge]

Gather all the courage in the world

[crystal forge]

The girl from yesterday that I said flusters me when I think about her

[low glacier]

yea I wasn't around

for that

[crystal forge]

I was gonna talk to her today but backed out

[low glacier]

or was busy with sth sorry

[crystal forge]

Yes u were

You responded with “I feel that trev”

[low glacier]

I remember you saying something about meeting a girl that makes you so nervous that you can't talk and I said ik what u mean