slup ortalab

[opal linden]

Why not just release it same day?

[warm flower]

bug fixing

[opal linden]

Ok buddy

[pine sphinx]

trust the balatro plus

[warm flower]

you cant even click play without the game crashing

[light tapir]

[lofty steppe]

confirm story mode for me

[light tapir]

confirm every non-joker for me

[ebon prawn]

JokerForge does tend to do that sometimes... Wonder what causes that

[scenic wharf]

the mod is lovely only

[pseudo girder]

doesn't really sound like a mod with over 300 jokers

[ebon prawn]

... Or is it?

[lofty steppe]

hey vsauce, sagajonh here

[warm flower]

then why does balatro plus say Uses Lovely?

[lofty steppe]

it means a steamodded mod contains lovely patches

a mod that uses both steamodded API and patches

[wheat radish]

"[SMODS _..." to a joker key of a balatro plus joker

it's using smods and it also uses lovely

😭

[pine sphinx]

that's just the next line, its still under Steammodded Mods

[wheat radish]

oh hey

would you look at the time

it's now march 2nd

the daily delays now took a week

[wheat radish]

don't dunno sticker me

just give it up 😂😂😂

[dark tartan]

if it's buggy it's not 100% done

[scenic wharf]

its march 2nd already where is it

[opal linden]

BALATRO PLUS TODAY!!

[light tapir]

still says it's tomorrow tho

[scenic wharf]

timezones i suppose

[light tapir]

nah

the title has been saying tomorrow for >24h

[steady basin]

how are you even attempting to insert jokers into empty pools tf are you even doing

[scenic wharf]

its a rarity thing

[normal sluice]

the millions of proof that balatro plus was made in jokerforge:

[ebon prawn]

What, are the custom rarities bringing issues?

just wait untill one of the devs fixes that issue, although im not sure about it after they're working on a second JF

[opal linden]

Balatro plus

[willow depot]

Is there a place we can see the jokers for this new mod? Or not till it releases and gets on Github then?

[lilac bridge]

balatro tomorrow

[dark tartan]

i feel like

it's today tho

[warm flower]

guys who wants the buggiest balatro plus version to come out right now

[dark tartan]

me

[warm flower]

only under one thing

[dark tartan]

what

[warm flower]

i delay the mod for like 3 more days

[dark tartan]

sure

[warm flower]

alright

let me find it

[midnight meadow]

"Hey guys, sorry to break the bad news, but balatroplus has become big enough that we're making it its own game! Because of this, we will be delaying the game by 7 more years"

[warm flower]

lol

ok let me test the version first then ill send it

it works

alr ima send it

i forgot to compress into a zip hold on guys

there we go

THIS IS THE FIRST EVER PUBLIC VERSION OF BALATRO PLUS (its like from october 29th):

[midnight meadow]

virus time

[warm flower]

ITS NOT A VIRUS

[midnight meadow]

you know what else isn't a virus

my mom

sorry

[warm flower]

Balatro plus releases march 5th (completes march 4th)

[dark tartan]

jokerforge 🫵 😂

there are only 3 jokers in assets???

this is them???

fucking hilarious

oh

there are only 3 jokers period

LMAO

[warm flower]

its from october 29th 2025 its like when i started balatro plus

[dark tartan]

so why

why would you drop it then

[warm flower]

i said the buggiest version

[dark tartan]

how 3 jokers and bugs bro

[sand temple]

what will release first: balatro plus or balatro minus

[dark tartan]

neither

[warm flower]

probably balatro alembic

[sand temple]

yeah ur right

[dark tartan]

also why 1.0.2 if it's not full release

[warm flower]

the full release is still getting bug fixes but its going to have like everything

[dark tartan]

no but like

if this is an early vesion why have it say 1.0.2

and not something like 0.0.9

[warm flower]

the lts versions start at 1.0.0

[dark tartan]

why

that's

not how it works

[warm flower]

you'll find out later

yo this game is fire

[lilac bridge]

well fu-

[ebon prawn]

I suggest you adding this a s ajoker

[dark tartan]

would symbolize the creation process

[ebon prawn]

it's called Joke Rforg E. And it gives 2 mult for everything that ever happens in the game

[elfin sinew]

glad to see the process progressing

[steady basin]

yeah sure this is definitely from october 29 despite having files dating to last month

[topaz valley]

nbopdoy CARES aboutt Your Mod:

[gilded jetty]

WHAT THE FUCK

[opal linden]

so now that balatro plus was revealed to be nothing what do we do now

theres no process to trust anymore

[floral crown]

trust the valk:redux process

[opal linden]

WAIT TRUE!!!!

[ebon prawn]

Balatro Plus, the Best JokerForge Mod ever

[ebon torrent]

I’m still believing 😌

[scenic wharf]

i believe

[opal linden]

there is nothing else to believe

[languid grotto]

Balatro Plus more like Balatro Nil

[light tapir]

I'm so excited for JokerForgePlus

[queen fox]

I Care

[light tapir]

John Balatro caring about mods? whoa

[wheat radish]

i'd argue Cold Beans is the better Jokerforge mod

[worn chasm]

same, i wish i had the patience for actual modding since it'd make my better ideas implementable but alas it's still quite nice to have the silly little codeblock thingy

[worn chasm]

one of them being a jf placeholder 😭

[dark tartan]

jokerblocks:

[worn chasm]

literally harder to understand than writing the code myself tbh

[dark tartan]

buh

[timber aurora]

nilling it

[wheat radish]

they were joking UNTIL they realized it's almost the release date

[steady basin]

LMAO IT KEEPS GETTING DELAYED

WHY IS IT MARCH 5 NOW 😭

[steady basin]

why did y'all agree to this 😭

[warm flower]

new leak

[timber aurora]

15 fps

[warm flower]

theres a lag spike in the latest version right now im still trying to fix it

i just pulled a legendary shop

[scenic wharf]

really getting value out of that sprite huh

[topaz valley]

every joker in the final mod is that sprite i thought this was public knowledge

consumables too

[warm flower]

not everything is alembic

[timber aurora]

druski

[warm flower]

I GOT IT FINALLY

omg im so dumb

IT GIVES YOU 2X CHIPS NOT MULT

[silent rampart]

This is not what @elfin sinew died for

[warm flower]

shaw

[timber aurora]

SHAW!!

[silent rampart]

Wide

[steady basin]

HOW DO YOU EVEN MESS THAT UP 😭

[warm flower]

im blind

coming soon

[dark tartan]

select the wrong option in jokerforge

making mistakes is easier when you don't have to type them out

[steady basin]

find my pages

[dark tartan]

funni

wasn't going to release anyway you know this

[silent rampart]

Why the fuck is it public

If there is nothing except the readme

[worn chasm]

indeed, i've done that a lot myself as a jf mf

[lilac bridge]

placeholder https://sites.google.com/view/placeholderreal/home

[worn chasm]

placeholder

[dark tartan]

placeholder

[warm flower]

placeholder

[dark tartan]

ok it's not cool now

john balatro plus said it

[lilac bridge]

you probably just delayed the mod for a year because you said that

[dark tartan]

ok

[oblique bronze]

placeholder

[warm flower]

1000 messages in a week is crazy

[opal linden]

New engagement bait method dropped

[warm flower]

steam

[gilded jetty]

Steam

[warm flower]

I love steam

[ebon prawn]

Btw Jhon Balatro Plus, please remember to leave out the .JokerForge file from every new update to balatro+

[lilac bridge]

im looking at the files and i dont see anything related to jokerforge lol

all i see is the regular lovely mod stuff

[wheat radish]

man it's starting to actually not be funny anymore

the delays killed the funnies

[dark tartan]

edit: thanks for the likes

[lilac bridge]

o7 to the og balatro plus🫡

its getting killed next month

[sand temple]

balatro minus would never

[light tapir]

i was just being silly saying that... xd

[languid grotto]

me when i buy a domain for a joke mod

[sand temple]

while you gamers have been waiting for balatro plus, BALATRO MINUS has been completed!!!!

#1477386894898888979

[light tapir]

holy peak

[warm flower]

guys sadly balatro minus is jokerforge 🙁

[odd berry]

Balatro times

[sand temple]

no its not u have no proof

[warm flower]

proof

[sand temple]

that means nothing

balatro minus is peak

people distrusted the process and here we are

[warm flower]

thats the jokerforge layout

[sand temple]

nuuh uh

[warm flower]

you want to see a real jokerforge mod

[sand temple]

balatro + is jokerforge

balatro - however is not jokerforge

balatro - is a joker mod forged with love

theres a difference

[light tapir]

did someone forge localthunk's signature?

[warm flower]

this is a jokerforge mod see how similar it is

[normal sluice]

i'm jokerforge

[warm flower]

github.com
github

[heavy dust]

guthib.com

[ebon prawn]

No way are we getting new Balatro Plus leaks?!?

[sand temple]

mmmmm i dont see it

i think mr john here is coping and seething

[odd berry]

Just read how the code is made twin. Files dont say shit about if its jokerforge or not cause people can just renname or move around the folders

But if you were to try and make the code not look jokerforge then at that point why would you even use jokerforge

[warm flower]

Do examples even exist anymore

[steady basin]

balatrominus doesnt have a jokerforge file though

[warm flower]

The creator deleted it to act like it's not jokerforge

[steady basin]

every accusation is a confession

[opal linden]

copium joker

[pine sphinx]

🪞

[floral crown]

i didnt know you made balatrominus

[warm flower]

i didnt @lilac bridge did

[pine sphinx]

i thought @floral crown did

[opal linden]

Didn't @opal linden make it?

[lilac bridge]

no i made balatro alembic

AND YET I ACTUALLY USED CODE

[warm flower]

sure buddy

[lilac bridge]

🤦‍♂️

[pine sphinx]

bro you arent funny, you literally have a dot at the start of your name so you're higher on the online list

[worn chasm]

lmaoooooooooo

[warm flower]

[sand temple]

i think mr john balatro plus is jealous of the peak that is balatro minus

100 jokers in just three days

no ai, no automation, just pure skill and talent

[ebon prawn]

strawman arguement in the big 26!!!!!

thanks for my bingo fill in

[sand temple]

maybe i should make a balatro minus server so we can discuss balatro minus

[pine sphinx]

oh hey its the fallacy fallacy

[sand temple]

https://discord.gg/hGwkjwUV9V here, you can discuss balatro minus in MY server

[ebon prawn]

Nope, this is not a fallacy

This is an argument

Fuck you're right

[opal linden]

Balatro plus trapped my family within the crystal and brought years of famine 😠 😠 😠 😠

[lilac bridge]

why am i banned

[sand temple]

huh, you shouldnt be

[sand temple]

Interesting

Because you may not be banned

But someone else is

Are you an alt account?

[lilac bridge]

no

[sand temple]

Then why is it that I banned John Balatro Plus, and not you, and yet you somehow cannot join?

Why do you both have similar profiles? Both liking Kralsei, both having similar ways of typing

Did you make this alt to pretend to be someone else?

[sand temple]

talking to yourself, eh?

[warm flower]

We aren't alt accounts

[lilac bridge]

im not an alt account

[sand temple]

sure thing buddy

why did it take the both of you so long to type that?

[lilac bridge]

IM JUST A LOBSTER

[normal sluice]

IM JUST A FRAUD*

ok john FRAUD plus

[warm flower]

[opal linden]

Holy shit the Balatro plus iceberg deepens

[warm flower]

[silent rampart]

First ever balatro plus trust the process

small town
+1 hand size when
2 hands remain

[pine sphinx]

there's actually some amount of evidence to this too

[sand temple]

oh? do tell

[pine sphinx]

jbp's pfp is kris deltarune, and lobster's account name is jevilplaysgames

furthermore, jbp joined in august 2025 but the account was created back in 2023, but lobster joined in dec 2025 and the account was created 5 days before joining

[sand temple]

thats true

[sand temple]

this isnt too convincing on its own tbh

[pine sphinx]

which means lobster could be jbp's alt

[sand temple]

lobster most likely is

first they steal my joker idea

then they claim credit for creating balatro minus

which they didnt

I made it

with my own sweat and tears

[pine sphinx]

btw im not accusing jbp and/or lobster of anything, im just being the server lawyer and stating the evidence

[sand temple]

I made that joker

https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/comments/1nldq8z/mmmm/

fraudlatro plus

[pine sphinx]

i see no evidence that this account is jbp or lobster

[sand temple]

no this is my account

lol

[pine sphinx]

oh

[sand temple]

this is from a leaked video of balatro plus jokers

[pine sphinx]

ah

[sand temple]

plagiarism!!!!111 of the thuird degree!!!!!!!

thats i

t

im taking john balatro to court

[pine sphinx]

uhhhh who's my client

[sand temple]

john balatro

we need a judge and a prosecutor

[sand temple]

or u can be my defence instead idfk

[silent rampart]

I'm gonna hold ya'll hands when I say that but I'm almost sure that John's account was INITIALLY named jevilplaysgames

[sand temple]

OHOHOHO

we need a judge

rn

[silent rampart]

Balatro Plus og here

[sand temple]

@normal sluice ur the judge

court is now in session™

[pine sphinx]

ehhh i guess i'll be marisa's defense

evgast is the witness

[sand temple]

@lilac bridge come over here and defend ur beloved john balatro

yes

CROSS EXAMINATION

[silent rampart]

Whatever that brainfart was

[sand temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66LCfFqIbAA

[pine sphinx]

my full danganronpa knowledge is kicking in

[sand temple]

Mx @silent rampart do you have visual evidence of John Balatro's previous identity?

[silent rampart]

I MIGHT have but that would be a deep dive into my gallery for something that potentially doesn't exist. Still will try to see

[opal linden]

insert that murmuring crowd Ace attorney sfx

[normal sluice]

???

i guess

[silent rampart]

There might be a chance of me hallucinating this shit out

My earliest screenshot of this thread doesn't even include any hint to the original profile name wtf

@elfin sinew
Do you remember 😭

[elfin sinew]

🤔

[warm flower]

[silent rampart]

John Balatro what the fuck does that mean

You can't look up people's profile history John Balatro

[warm flower]

[normal sluice]

hi john FRAUD

[warm flower]

[sand temple]

Ok so

John Balatro Plus

the court believes u r fake, as do i

any evidence to back urself u

p?

[silent rampart]

Folded under zero pressure 💔

[normal sluice]

I declare John Balatro Plus guilty.

[kindred lily]

And what will come of that sentencing, huh? I will hold out hope

I trust in John Balatro Plus

[warm flower]

[normal sluice]

Black Deck on Gold Stake.

Jokerless.

[warm flower]

oh shit

[warm flower]

i could do that (in 5000 attempts)

[ebon prawn]

then do it.

jokerless, gold stake, black deck

[sand temple]

yawns

[warm flower]

alright ill do it right now

[kindred lily]

Who am I? I'm a believer

[wheat radish]

you saw their face?

[kindred lily]

Not a doubt in my mind

not even a trace of it

[wheat radish]

ball knowledge successful

🤝

[gilded jetty]

Trust the process

[ebon prawn]

Joke the Forge

[lofty steppe]

Forge the Joke

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[light tapir]

joke her forge? I barely know her

[wheat radish]

how can you screw up a joke so bad

[elfin sinew]

forge a better joke next time

[dark tartan]

how can you joke up a forge so time

[elfin sinew]

[dark tartan]

i saw that...

[elfin sinew]

👀

[umbral scaffold]

the longest of cons

[warm flower]

john balatro plus died balatro plus is cancelled o7 guys

[dark tartan]

ortalab???

[warm flower]

[ebon prawn]

Awh shucks

Guess I'll have to do the JF file myself

[lilac bridge]

🤔

[opal linden]

Good thing we have Balatro minus

[umbral scaffold]

i think you should push back the release date a few more days

you dont want balatro plus to be competing with slay the spire 2

[elfin sinew]

because it would outcompete slay the spire 2 💔 the world is not ready yet for balatro+ masterpiece

[tired fossil]

Balatro plus tomorrow

[odd berry]

Balatro plus yesterday

[silent rampart]

I'll be waiting for Mewgenics+

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the DLC actually turned out to be named that, fucking Afterbirth+ ass

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[wise violet]

balatro plus is fake

its a hoax for big casino to bring us together and make us gambling forever

[tired fossil]

4 minutes

[scenic wharf]

3 minutes

[gilded jetty]

1 Minutes

0 minutes

Except its actually like 7 hours still for me but shh

[scenic wharf]

-1 minutes

[opal linden]

balatro plus joker that promises a reward when reaching a certain ante but before you reach that ante it quietly updates its win condition to a farther ante

[sand temple]

thats why you should play balatro minus bc unlike balatro plus, minus is fair and easy

[opal linden]

https://youtu.be/SnaKDfR05sw?si=h7MPcZpJv8ikTigY

[wheat radish]

i made this shitty animation for moments like these

better fraud than ponzi

[topaz valley]

fraud?

ultrakirl…

[elfin sinew]

ultrakirk

[opal linden]

Betting 500000 on it being delayed again

[warm flower]

Balatro plus releases tomorrow NO DELAYS GUARENTIED

[sand temple]

if this does indeed get delayed, you have to concede and admit that balatro minus is the better mod

[opal linden]

I can’t wait to become rich

[pseudo girder]

guarentied

[silent rampart]

Who's Guaren🤔

[wheat radish]

IT GOT DELAYED AGAIN

[dark tartan]

duh

lol

[wheat radish]

😂😂😂😂👋

[dark tartan]

clown show

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[gilded jetty]

trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust trust

[opal linden]

I trust that I will become a millionaire

[scenic wharf]

i believe

[granite cape]

TRUST

[worn chasm]

lets go balalalalatrolll +

[elfin sinew]

🙏 🙏 🙏

[wheat radish]

it is now mar 6

[dark tartan]

todayyyy

[gilded jetty]

its called delayed gratification for a reason

smh

[wheat radish]

i will defenitely be gratified once it releases

for a different reason

[warm flower]

Balatro plus releases next balatro update (potentially a joke)

[dark tartan]

bro

zAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[opal linden]

I WON!!!

[dark tartan]

no releases guarenteed guys

delaymaxxing

@wheat radish

[opal linden]

Always bet on delaytro plus!

[dark tartan]

you do realize that modding will slow down massively with new update right

why would you fucking release right after

it wouldn't work most likely

[wheat radish]

clownmaxxing

[dark tartan]

lile yes i will release the mod when all modding will be nonfunctional on new update

[sand temple]

meet potential mod

[normal sluice]

0 cases of telling the truth
0 progress
7 delays

give me liberty
give me fire
give me more delays or i retire

[opal linden]

Ougghhhhh I can’t stop delaying it I can’t,,, agghrgbbbbb!!! Mmust delay… must!!

[normal sluice]

i'm delaying it

[opal linden]

My tummy is so full from delays

[dark tartan]

is this delaymaxxing or delaygooning

[light tapir]

it's delaygoonmaxxing

[sand temple]

balatro minus my beloved

[floral crown]

can i have $25 now that you’re infinitely rich

[elfin sinew]

march 7 is my birthday 🎂 🎉

[silent rampart]

What the fuck

Ldoit tomorrow???????

[elfin sinew]

YES

[wheat radish]

bro realized jokerforge for a mod that's conceptualized a year ago ain't gonna cut it

[midnight meadow]

HURRAY LESS COMPETITION

(jesting)

[steady basin]

LMAO???????

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[dark tartan]

how bro

[silent rampart]

Trust 🥺

[elfin sinew]

bro the haters drag the process down 😭 stfu i will kill you

😭 😭 sob

(i will kill u w/LOVE. bc i love everyone. i would never kill ppl fr)

[ebon prawn]

btw i think jokerforge servers are down rn so this mod may be slightly delayed

[pseudo girder]

son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gilded jetty]

When the teacher asks you for your name but the joker forge servers are down

[normal sluice]

@jokerforge, is this true?

[opal linden]

John jokerforge plus

[wheat radish]

back to work now

[opal linden]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVgnnY8DfgR/?igsh=MTZ6MXY2YWgwNWE0aA==

[warm flower]

Balatro plus releases i dont even know at this point just have the progress bar back (89% completed)

[opal linden]

How do you make negative progress bro

[dark tartan]

HAHAHHAHAHAA

HHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

[silent rampart]

You just need to have TRUST in yourself

[opal linden]

distrust the process

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[normal sluice]

son im crine

[dark tartan]

how

this is like trusting that jeffery epstein is not into kids

[scenic wharf]

you have no faith

also that is not an apt comparison

[dark tartan]

sry it was the first thing i thought of

just came of a fnae session

[elfin sinew]

you making comparisons is like if pigeons could be milked for pigeon milk

[topaz valley]

ball

[lofty steppe]

untrust the process

[granite cape]

the truster nation is dying

we all need to trust the process

[dark tartan]

they can

[silent rampart]

How are you planning to milk the crop

[stoic locust]

the process is in shambles,, ,

[silent rampart]

Well yeah because George out there saying some bullshit

How the fuck can you milk the pigeon's crop

[stoic locust]

😋

[topaz valley]

mmmmmmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[dark tartan]

delicious...

[steady basin]

at what point does this thread get moderator action for not actually having a mod attached to it

[scenic wharf]

they did post a build though

[topaz valley]

was about to say

[scenic wharf]

Here

[wheat radish]

that one shitty build of balatro plus saving this thread from getting nuked

[rotund fjord]

#1425631672853991434 message

[wise violet]

bro

balatro plus is a hoax

[wheat radish]

i found this html project that i made a year ago

[wise violet]

where balatro

[dark tartan]

balatro plus only mod getting delayed more than cold beans

[wise violet]

balatro plus mod is fake

it is a scam made by big modded balatro to keep us waiting

[gilded jetty]

trust the process

[lofty steppe]

untrust the process

[light tapir]

process the trust

[warm flower]

Ssrcorp eht tsurt

[dark tartan]

shut up

[gilded jetty]

trust the process

[dark tartan]

how

[ebon prawn]

Didn't even write it right smh

Any Processed Trustees will be disappointed their regime leader Jhon Balatro Plus does not know how to spell

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[umbral scaffold]

capped at ante 39

wait

i got it

balatro plus will release on march 39th

[wheat radish]

april 8th...

[umbral scaffold]

no

not april 8th

it will release specifically in march

[wheat radish]

waiting for the earth orbit to slow down enough to have enough days for march 39th...

[umbral scaffold]

balatro plus before the heat death of the universe, i believe

[silent rampart]

The word you wanted to use is trust

[umbral scaffold]

not mutually exclusive with believing

[silent rampart]

The heat death of trust

[umbral scaffold]

quite synonymous if i do say so myself

[wheat radish]

i commend you trying to not give up and just saying your mod sucks and is not real

[worn chasm]

i'd commend it if they tried to make a mod instead of just trying to keep the thread alive

even my personal jf slop mod has more work done on it than this

[elfin sinew]

the amount of genuine hate on this silly gag is saddening 🥺

[kindred lily]

yeah but like fr though it's weird

like its not hurting anyone to continue this bit

[odd berry]

this mod murdered my family of 8

[topaz valley]

i agree

[warm flower]

Balatro plus cancelled for now

[normal sluice]

NOOOOOO

[timber aurora]

rip..

[sand temple]

LMAOOOOO

[normal sluice]

IT'S JOEVER

[warm flower]

O7

[sand temple]

balatro minus really was the better mod until the very end

i consider that a victory

[heavy dust]

HELL YEAH

[steady basin]

balatro plus is… lost media???!!

[weak mortar]

Is it too soon, to include Joker+ to reference this entire fiasco

[dark tartan]

HA

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

you TRUSTERS

YOU FOOLS

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[lofty steppe]

successfully untrusted the process

[midnight meadow]

Lol

[elfin sinew]

ok

[heavy dust]

trusters now

[ebon prawn]

Processed Twisters

got fooled

[west scarab]

rest in piss balatro pliss

[gilded jetty]

NOOOOOOO

[gilded jetty]

you LITERALLY have clown in your name BUDDY

[heavy dust]

bc im a clown since ever

Clydesito

[scenic wharf]

No .....

[scenic wharf]

i still trust the process

[wheat radish]

you got robbed, your house foreclosed, carjacked, and stabbed way too many times and you still trust the process

[gilded jetty]

TRUST THE PROCESS

[scenic wharf]

i have faith in my soul

[gilded jetty]

Also i dont think balatro plus is doing allat

Soul from balatro

[granite cape]

NONONONONO

WAITWAITAWITWAITWAIT

[odd berry]

bros evil

[tidal plover]

together we are balatro plus

[scenic wharf]

we carry the small town

[odd berry]

we fight for the ballroom

[gilded jetty]

We'll honour its name

[kindred lily]

you're a crazy hater for this

[kindred lily]

Wonderful, the trust in the process has made me look beautiful...

[warm flower]

i might need to restart balatro plus

There are just way too many bugs

[stoic locust]

that happens when using jokerforge yea

[ebon prawn]

Again, feel free to check bug-reports in the JF server and see if any of your current issues are in there, and if not, create a thread for it!

[sand temple]

honestly im willing to put the beef aside and help you if you want john balatro plus

[pine sphinx]

"help you" = "repurpose your entire mod to be actually good"

[ebon prawn]

Ship of Pluseus

[umbral scaffold]

balatro plus cancelled

bala2ro development started

[twin lodge]

Now instead of trust, we need hope

[gilded jetty]

hope the process

[kindred lily]

new event idea: creating all of balatro plus's ideas with help from a bunch of modders

[pine sphinx]

smallpox moment

[fickle wharf]

lmfao

[warm flower]

Plus balatro

Plus balatro

[lofty steppe]

the process is now untrusted

[scenic wharf]

process the trust

[maiden fern]

guys im so confused what is going on with this mod

[gloomy star]

I mean, I can break the facade and explain it by saying that ||it's all a joke, that there is no actual serious mod dev going on,||
||but then you can either get mad about it cause it's not funny, or go "oh lol lmao" about it and "trust the process", as it were.||

[maiden fern]

WHAT ||I knew 40 decks was too much. Someone should make it for real though I love going over the top||

||I feel so stupid 😭 I thought this was just a stupid and unrealistically ambitious but serious project I didn't realize everyone was joking||

[gloomy star]

Alas

[maiden fern]

trust the process

[tired fossil]

Plus the balacess

[gilded jetty]

Trust the process

[midnight meadow]

||300 jokers is "reasonable" but 40 decks is absurd||

[lofty steppe]

true
||the closest mod would be https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1347804207796977665||

[maiden fern]

HOLY PEAK THANK YOU

[midnight meadow]

i mean this has 300 jokers :3 #1357543332602970212

[maiden fern]

don't you even WORRY i already got this mod

it might be an older verson I just started playing balatro again

[midnight meadow]

yeag you should prolly update

[warm flower]

slup ortalab

[gilded jetty]

ORTALAB REAL???

[timber aurora]

hmmm

[normal sluice]

John Balatro Plus! There's actual good mod ideas behind you!

🏃 💨

[pine sphinx]

balatro puls

[west scarab]

forks are found in kitchens?!?

[ocean geyser]

is this mod actually real? genuine question

[topaz spindle]

||No||

[lusty stump]

pulse batrola

[silent rampart]

Why is it pulsing 😟

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[pseudo girder]

just let it die bro

[silent rampart]

Murder is bad????

[kindred lily]

can't we just stop being haters and trust the process

[dawn quartz]

I trusted the process and now im a literal potato

[gilded jetty]

trust the process

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[midnight meadow]

Slop ortalab

[light tapir]

Balatro slop

[stoic locust]

shouldn't it be sulp not slup

balatro puls

[bright vault]

slorp

[stoic locust]

😋