slup ortalab

[warm flower]

...

so

[gilded jetty]

Im processing it

[warm flower]

i am generally pissed off right now

one of my fucking devs DELETED 20% OF THE FUCKING MOD

[lilac bridge]

😐

[warm flower]

i swear to god if it was you

[lilac bridge]

no

[scenic wharf]

actually how does this happen

are you not using source control?

[void flame]

hey did you check the bitbucket?

might be on there

[oblique bronze]

dont you lie every single time

[void flame]

was this a dev build? I have have some of the older versions downloaded if you want them

[warm flower]

hold up let me check

[warm flower]

no it was the main mod

[lilac bridge]

uh no

[scenic wharf]

that wouldnt help right since it's compiled from zig

[warm flower]

whoever did it you are so fucking lucky i have a backup save

[void flame]

is this before or after the zig rewrite?

[elfin sinew]

brah when did the patreon start surge pricing

[lilac bridge]

lol

[frosty charm]

got this while playing balatro plus

[warm flower]

what the fuck

[lilac bridge]

bro what do you have 10 transcending cards

guys it is i john balatro alembic and im making balatro alembic #1459276021907062794

[warm flower]

balatro alembic...

[dark tartan]

btw are you sure features in a mod behind a paid patreon is legal 👐 🥰

[scenic wharf]

its not locked behind a paid patreon?

its just for Perks and Such

[dark tartan]

yeah but like

the perks are

[silent rampart]

A color of your choice for your nickname and an emoji next to it

🫩

[scenic wharf]

and also 1000 balabucks every month

[silent rampart]

Those are for cosmetics too

[fickle wharf]

im gonna pirate balatro plus😈😈😈

[elfin sinew]

it has anti piracy!!

just pay man

[frosty charm]

[lilac bridge]

now kiss...

[frosty charm]

😐

what the hell is salmon sempai simulator

and what the hell am i looking at

[oblique bronze]

as you can see this is the profile of my boyfriend or as he's called in this server john balatro plus(he's a little bit weird)

[frosty charm]

um ok

WAIT WHAT

[warm flower]

what

[frosty charm]

you yes john balatro plus the real one is dating @oblique bronze (oh maybe thats why development is going so slow)

[warm flower]

⚗️

[warm flower]

yes?

[void flame]

literally just for cosmetics

anyways last update is good

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (In Development) (progress: 70% completed)

[warm flower]

dead forum

[kindred lily]

we just trust the process

[odd berry]

I doubt the process

Even if it might be happening, I just have a feeling that something fishy is going on

[harsh cloud]

isnt there a beta we can try or something

[warm flower]

not yet

[silent rampart]

final things

[scenic wharf]

thank you john balatro plus

[steady basin]

isnt mobile modding banned

oh wait you mean mobile discord

[gilded jetty]

genios

[twin lodge]

And winch languages are available? 🧐

[silent rampart]

Vampire

[weak mortar]

That not language I ever heard off

[silent rampart]

Must suck being mortal

[warm flower]

this is the shit i have to deal with btw

[warm flower]

BALATRO PLUS TOMMOROW

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (In Development) (progress: 82% completed)

Gosh I abandoned this fourm lol

[tidal plover]

four… m

[steep ice]

balatro plus released in FOUR DAYS confirmed

[steady basin]

will there be polterworx compat

[oblique bronze]

Guys I have balatro plus and he didn't add gambling 😢

[void flame]

you need to up to the 10 USD patreon tier for that

[oblique bronze]

Oh ok

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (In Development) (progress: 85% completed)

Balatro plus is almost done

[wise violet]

horray

[steady basin]

@dark tartan trust the process

[silent rampart]

Balatro purple

[warm flower]

Balatro red and yellow

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (In Development) (progress: 87% completed)

[oblique bronze]

Balatro plus tomorrow

[warm flower]

i cant play balatro 🙁

BALATRO PLUS TOMORROW👹

[bright vault]

ahh

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/25/26) (progress: 90% completed)

[oblique bronze]

TRUST THE PROCESS 😯

[stoic locust]

weezer hunt x

[warm flower]

[gilded jetty]

process trusted successfully

[warm flower]

i think it would already be out if i trusted the process

[wise violet]

we do need dat discord server when its released

[gilded jetty]

isnt there literally already a discord

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[bright vault]

don't trust the grimbler

[dusk sable]

lower the patreon prices

$30 a month is way too high

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[gilded jetty]

Have a little bit of fucking patience for the process smh

[warm flower]

deal with it

[opal linden]

Funeral vs Balatro+ drop

[warm flower]

BALATRO PLUS TOMMOROW

[warm flower]

fucking jimbo

[normal sluice]

balatro plus in 24 days!!!

[valid vigil]

If you don't like the price don't buy it, crazy concept amirite

[gilded jetty]

Truth nuke

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[gilded jetty]

Oh my god bro

We get it

[ebon prawn]

pruss the shocess

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/25/26) (progress: 91% completed)

[wise violet]

22 days..

until

[wise violet]

dont do that to jimbo

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[bright vault]

goo

[warm flower]

BALATRO PLUS TOMMOROW

Balatro plus (completes on 2/20/26) (progress: 92% completed)

[scenic wharf]

wow

[stoic locust]

balatro plus approaches,,

can't wait for the day before it says it'll complete when the year gets changed to say 2027

[ebon prawn]

Lord please let that happen so all processed trustees will get clowned on for weeks

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[timber aurora]

i invest all my life savings in balatro plus

[steady basin]

can we get a new teaser since we’re approaching release date

[heavy dust]

pls

blacklisted_sticker728309

[bright vault]

green

[warm flower]

hmmmmm

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 3/2/26) (progress: 92% completed)

wait what...

[timber aurora]

how does that work

[warm flower]

dunno

[heavy dust]

blacklisted_sticker728309

[gilded jetty]

Hasnt it literally already been 3/2/26

Or is this mm/dd/yy

[opal linden]

Dude balatro plus is so good! I literally skipped class monday when I saw it dropped

[scenic wharf]

i think its mm/dd considering it was 2/20 last time

[rotund fjord]

show the process 🥺

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[wise violet]

show the process

[gilded jetty]

hide the process

[opal linden]

I ate the process sorry

Ourppp

[silent rampart]

Balatro^2

Beyond Process

[ebon prawn]

My Trust is Processed like my Cheese

[warm flower]

guys at the day of balatro plus's release spam this (in this forum)

BALATRO PLUS TOMMOROW

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[eternal tiger]

Grilled Chicken

[rotund fjord]

[gilded jetty]

[odd berry]

Is ts still ongoing

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[gilded jetty]

[heavy dust]

[silent rampart]

Trust the process 🥺

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[gilded jetty]

Trust the process

[silent rampart]

Nopejacks reactchudding my trustpilled idk I don't want to continue this bit

[gilded jetty]

Trust

Trust

Trust

[scenic wharf]

trusting

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[gilded jetty]

heresy

in the process we trust

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/19/26) (progress: 93% completed)

[gilded jetty]

holy shit

balatro plus in 10 days

[timber aurora]

Balatro plus tomorrow

[ebon torrent]

itd be really funny that on release, its just 'Jimbo 2'

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/19/26) (progress: 94% completed)

balatro plus tommorow

[kindred lily]

balatro... plus...

Process Successfully Trusted

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[steady basin]

since we’re so close to release could we get another teaser

[heavy dust]

he never show a teaser

show the process 🥺

[opal linden]

Oighhh I can’t stop trusting the process I can’t stop my trust is everywhere

[stoic locust]

can we get a screenshot

[granite cape]

balatro plus completes on my birthday

🥹

[weak mortar]

Omg it coming out?!

[heavy dust]

show the process 🥺

[normal sluice]

8 days until the party

[heavy dust]

8 days until nothing

[scenic wharf]

8 days until peak

[gilded jetty]

8 days until the best mod ever

[heavy dust]

8 days until see the trusters be sad for see balatro plus never exist

[kindred lily]

I trust the process though

It's called faith.

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/19/26) (progress: 96% completed)

[scenic wharf]

trusting...

[weak mortar]

I do wander

[gilded jetty]

When Balatro Plus returns...
NON-TRUSTERS:
It wasn't a myth? OMG! Balatro Plus you are lord!
TRUSTERS:
IT'S NUMBERSLOP!?

[scenic wharf]

no its numbergem

[stoic locust]

i thought numbergem was numbergem

[scenic wharf]

this can also be numbergem

[stoic locust]

trusting

[gilded jetty]

thrust the process

[stoic locust]

did the process consent to being thrusted

[gilded jetty]

As in applying momentum to it not in the freaky way

Smh....

[normal sluice]

7 days until the party

[rotund fjord]

But if we see the process we get faith 🥺
Right now, numbers are the only thing we are told to have faith in, that doesn't sound like something even worth thinking about. This project is way over hyped with nothing to show

[gilded jetty]

trust

trust

trusy

trust

trust the process

[ebon torrent]

if fake, why number go up

[bright vault]

because number

[ebon torrent]

:fear:

[bright vault]

i dont know how to math

[rotund fjord]

I never said it was fake, I believe this project is real, but the hype is so unnecessary with nothing to show

It's unearned

[ebon prawn]

I am yearning for the day this project suddenly gets delayed by like a month

[silent rampart]

What if YOU got delayed instead?

Like sorry man, but you're only happening tomorrow

[ebon prawn]

+$6

[stoic locust]

just a week away,,

[bright vault]

christmas judt a week away

[steady basin]

When Balatro Plus returns...
NON-TRUSTERS:
It wasn't a myth? OMG! Balatro Plus you are lord!
TRUSTERS:
IT'S JOKERFORGE!?

[bright vault]

light em up, boys and girls

[gilded jetty]

wtf i made this joke...

#1425631672853991434 message

#suing!

[opal linden]

Sorry guys I keep eating the progress pics

[scenic wharf]

nooo

[warm flower]

im suing

[steady basin]

@somecoder99

[warm flower]

@evillarrythecoder402

[warm flower]

guys should i send the first ever balatro plus build that i made in september

[kindred lily]

Yes so it doesn't become l*st mxdia

[warm flower]

sure let me find it

[heavy dust]

See balatro plus files
Look inside
Empty

[warm flower]

its not empty

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[kindred lily]

I trust the process (I will get 50 malware programs running on my computer)

[heavy dust]

created 4 minutes ago

Dexter

[gilded jetty]

Bros just coping at this point

Nowhere does it say anything about creation date

[scenic wharf]

true

[weak mortar]

I am still a believer

[warm flower]

which logo should i use for balatro plus

[kindred lily]

superimpose one onto the other

[normal sluice]

5 days until the party

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/20/26) (progress: 96% completed)

[outer bear]

nono

it csant be called balatro+

it has to be

balatro plus

letters people

[scenic wharf]

still trusting

[granite cape]

IT GOT DELAYED

ITS SO OVER

[granite cape]

ITS NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE

[normal sluice]

it's like a day before my birthday

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/28/26) (progress: 95% completed)

[scenic wharf]

NOO

Still trusting...

[lilac bridge]

im NOT trusting the process anymore

[warm flower]

evil blue lobster

[scenic wharf]

can we get a new screenshot

[warm flower]

find balatro plus
level: impossible

[scenic wharf]

balatro plus is real!!!

[warm flower]

yes

[heavy dust]

I know this may exist, but not as promised to the public

[opal linden]

@tired fossil How does it feel to be endorsed by John Balatro Plus

[tired fossil]

As John busted buffoons I am grateful

But I wish you installed from main like I asked you all to

[steady basin]

trust the process

[bright vault]

the process is beating me to the death

[normal sluice]

this is never gonna get finished

[gilded jetty]

Didnt even read the thread title smh...

[scenic wharf]

trust the process

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/28/26) (progress: 98% completed)

[gilded jetty]

Im trusting so hard rn

[umbral scaffold]

im trusting it

ohhhh im trusting it

[lilac bridge]

im not trusting the process

[gilded jetty]

Hater

[warm flower]

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

can i get an early build i will playtest it and give you feedback (seriously)

[warm flower]

[normal sluice]

i feel like mods gonna be delayed over and over when it gets close to the deadline

[timber aurora]

its gonna get delayed till april the 1st

[scenic wharf]

this is a genuine offer

[warm flower]

"Cold with decreasing clouds" OF COURSE ITS COLD ITS FUCKING ALASKA

[lilac bridge]

balatro plus 2.2

[dark tartan]

i am not trust

[dark tartan]

i do trust this tho

[rotund fjord]

Bro did this get delayed 😂

Absolute clown show

[dark tartan]

5 more days

better lock in on jokerforge

[gilded jetty]

bros just making shit up now

[dark tartan]

ok

maybe i am

[gilded jetty]

fake truster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ebon prawn]

the day before the delay

[heavy dust]

the day before the trusters become clowns

more clowns than they already are

[normal sluice]

watch as it gets delayed

any second now

anyyyyyy second now

anyyyyyyyyy second now

i give up

[half arch]

balatro plus will be real in 5 days

[normal sluice]

balatro plus will be FAKE in 5 days

[heavy dust]

how can be people who really think balatro plus is real

[silent rampart]

How the fuck are you taking this so seriously 😭

[topaz valley]

ball plus REAL

[kindred lily]

It's not a matter of reality, it's about faith

if you believe in balatro plus it will believe in you

[odd berry]

Balatro plus is the new religion

[wheat radish]

most anticipated jokerforge mod by a long shit

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[scenic wharf]

ill proofread the descriptions too

[topaz valley]

is shakespeare really dead?

[gilded jetty]

He isnt

[odd berry]

Balatro plus, electric boogaloo

[steady basin]

dawn of the first day

72 hours remaining

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 2/28/26) (progress: 99% completed)

[ebon torrent]

GUYS NUMBER GO UP

NUMBER GO UP

[granite cape]

1% LEFT

[gilded jetty]

BALATRO PLUS TOMMOROW

[scenic wharf]

ITS REAL

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 3/1/26) (progress: 98% completed)

[wheat radish]

ABSOLUTE

CINEMA

this jokerforge mod taking a lot of time damn

[odd berry]

next title: Balatro plus (completes on 3/4/26) (progress: 96% completed)

[scenic wharf]

what ....

[silent rampart]

I have a strong suspicion that Walpurgisnacht Rising isn't coming out this february

[opal linden]

i think im starting to lose trust in the process

[scenic wharf]

no...

[valid vigil]

process the trust

[light tapir]

trust the trust issues

[silent rampart]

The Trust theory............

[timber aurora]

i.. give up

balatro plus is not real..

[dark tartan]

haha

i... was right

[gilded jetty]

BALATRO PLUS IS REAL

TRUST THE PROCESS

[heavy dust]

BALATRO PLUS IS NOT REAL

dont trust in this

its better cold beans

[gilded jetty]

being better than cold beans isnt hard

[light tapir]

balatro plus? more like balatro minus

[weak mortar]

I can't ever told who trolling or what real in this mod?

[rotund fjord]

it's trolling, there's no way they would build this much hype and failed exception for just a mod, and even if this mod is real, it's been shown the person managing when it comes out is an absolute clown, not a single person was begging for it's release before the dates where a thing.

[gilded jetty]

trust the process

[weak mortar]

Ah! Because I notice that work my mod and being gathering art, vouchers and boss blind. I show them, tell people ya there something. But never once seeing anything from this mod

Like any evidence it even real

[rotund fjord]

exactly!

[weak mortar]

And it not throwing shade just like. Ok maybe it real but just don't have any reason to believe so

[lost mauve]

is this mod being made in jokerforge? 💀

[opal linden]

balatro plus tomorrow

[wheat radish]

the folders they included in that one screenshot only shows features you can add that's available in jokerforge

they sent this photo a while back

i used to use jokerforge and i can tell you that rarities, boosters, jokers (obviously), and enhancements are able to be done with jokerforge

not the most you can do

vouchers and decks aren't here

[weak mortar]

I mean if it works that matters right?

[wheat radish]

it's not what it's advertised

look how absurd this is

just noticed

these folders don't have stakes, blinds, and decks

[wheat radish]

you also don't usually archive ALL of your versions locally

this is why we have github

but i digress

all you need to know is this is most likely if not literally just a months long joke that's about to end catastrophically

[weak mortar]

I really hope not like that

But man maybe if release that all that matters too

[lost mauve]

how tf do you make online sync and chat in jokerforge

i never used jokerforge so

i assume the date at the top is written in mm/dd/yy

but im only assuming idk if this was supposed to release like 2 months ago

[lost mauve]

oh my god

they lied

[normal sluice]

of course they delayed it

i'm not even surprised

[wheat radish]

you don't

these folders don't have anything relating to multiplayer

[rocky fiber]

obviously the BalatroPlusUtils mod isn't shown

[normal sluice]

this is just like 1984.. sigh..

[wheat radish]

this is somewhat intriguing

"lts" meaning long term support

not a single release and there's already lts for it

there's also a jump from 1.2 to 1.9

[stoic locust]

is this the full screenshot that was sent

bc modified dates are cropped out

[wheat radish]

yep

[stoic locust]

they could've easily been made moments before taking the screenshot

[tidal plover]

process is being very trusted right now

[wheat radish]

that's the thing

[gilded jetty]

trust the process

[normal sluice]

disprove the process

[gilded jetty]

trust the process

[stoic locust]

😭

[wheat radish]

y'all no developer localizes like this 😭

[normal sluice]

why is nil spade colored

[stoic locust]

don't forget the custom deck thing they "made" that made zero sense

[normal sluice]

what was the deck?

[normal sluice]

this is barely vanilla

[worn chasm]

??? 😭

[scenic wharf]

its in a format that just. doesnt exist

[wheat radish]

it was funny when it's still in the process of not being released tomorrow

[stoic locust]

i mean it's certainly json

[wheat radish]

and also just to point out

[stoic locust]

true

[wheat radish]

it's in a few hours

[normal sluice]

atp it's strawberry

[stoic locust]

totally

[gilded jetty]

BALATRO PLUS TOMMOROW

[scenic wharf]

w timezone?

[wheat radish]

joke's over it's not funny anymore wrap it up 😭😭😭

[lost mauve]

wait what

oh yea nvn

[stoic locust]

the more you look at this the worse it gets btw

[worn chasm]

unsurprised this flopped, bad grammar on original post is never a good sign (unless the op's native language isn't english)

[scenic wharf]

also its been releasing tomorrow for a while

[normal sluice]

not even strawberry, MINT.

[worn chasm]

disrespect to mint

[lost mauve]

why is the cardID like that and why is the ace's value 1??

[worn chasm]

this is landfill flavor

[lost mauve]

the playing cards have rarities??

[scenic wharf]

probably ai generated except server rules cough cough who said that

[worn chasm]

wait RARITY????

[normal sluice]

rocky road

[stoic locust]

5 cards total, one of which is a joker with the effect wild

[wheat radish]

the most anticipated jokerforge mod by a long shit

[lost mauve]

i like how the playing cards have the type "number" 💀

[wheat radish]

it's a template

[worn chasm]

"author": "me" 🥀

[lost mauve]

wdym

[stoic locust]

joker_standard

[lost mauve]

ik what a template is but how does it relate here

[wheat radish]

"Vanilla Template"

that's the name of the deck

[scenic wharf]

everyone got alpha version 1...

[lost mauve]

ok this is too funny

why am i only seeing this now

[normal sluice]

this has to be one of the most horrible mods i've ever seen

[gilded jetty]

trsut the procesm

[wheat radish]

wait till you see cold beans

[gilded jetty]

tihs process is... pwm trust! wooho! woho! wooho! woho!

[lost mauve]

process the trust

[stoic locust]

at least cold beans exists

[worn chasm]

even the obviously made by a 11yo ai image jf mod sent in the pokermon server exists

[stoic locust]

the cold beans leaks couldn't happen without things to leak

[wheat radish]

it is indeed a thing that exists

[kindred lily]

a very unoptimized thing that exists

[lost mauve]

what does balatro plus jerry mean who is jerry

[kindred lily]

very very unoptimized

[lost mauve]

why is jerry

[stoic locust]

the guy from hypixel skyblock

[wheat radish]

hey can you fix bugs in there our boy mariofan is soloing most of the bugfixing

[queen fox]

Trust the Process

[stoic locust]

john balatro plus when john balatro enters the room

[lost mauve]

oh my god

[normal sluice]

the constant delays, the bad grammar, and the (probably) ai generated code.

[worn chasm]

THE WHOLE OF POKERMON IS ONLY 55.6MB AND TS IS 100 MEGS
please tell me this is just sound tracks making it so large

[lost mauve]

its john balatro herself mb

[kindred lily]

🗣️

[wheat radish]

😬

[kindred lily]

NDA prevents me from saying what the rest of that is for

[stoic locust]

*herself

[worn chasm]

"NDA" 😭

[wheat radish]

and i'm soloing most of the art

[timber aurora]

pokemons you say

[lost mauve]

has the developer ever sent a screenshot of the mod's jokers or anything

[wheat radish]

nah

[timber aurora]

what if they were seeds instead

[kindred lily]

:-)

[normal sluice]

only descriptions

[wheat radish]

i technically did 25 cards in the past 5 days

[lost mauve]

that's good enough

What

[worn chasm]

.

[lost mauve]

why does the x go after the number why is the C in Chips capitalized but not the M in Mult who is friend

[dark tartan]

fraud the process

[lost mauve]

why is it a consumable?

[normal sluice]

john FRAUD

[queen fox]

oh my god bruh get a new bit

[worn chasm]

this is prob a real leak 😭

[normal sluice]

JOHN FRAUD PLUS

[queen fox]

at Least i have Actually Released a Mod

[opal linden]

Ok what’s with the hate with cold beans? /genq

Balatro devs talk about cryptid and cold beans like it killed their grandma

[scenic wharf]

they're part of cold beans

[wheat radish]

i did work for cold beans

art for the beans

[normal sluice]

cryptid took my legs

[wheat radish]

did 59 cards and still counting

[opal linden]

[lost mauve]

what if the mod is real and the dev just didn't wanna take screenshots of the joker art to not spoil anything

[wheat radish]

do you think he can solo 300 joker arts

[lost mauve]

uh

well he never said the joker art was gonna be good

[wheat radish]

true...

[stoic locust]

do you think he can come up with 300 original joker ideas

[wheat radish]

that's a better way to put it

[scenic wharf]

300 jokers of which 118 are uncommon rare or epic

either we have 182 commons or Many new rarities

[stoic locust]

epic,, cryptid reference

[worn chasm]

100 mythics (they're all various tetrationslop)

[opal linden]

I mean AIJ did it, what’s 300 more

[stoic locust]

aij wasn't by one guy was it

[scenic wharf]

tetrationgem

[opal linden]

true true

[lost mauve]

depends on how long its been indev for

[worn chasm]

also aij wasn't made by brain damaged children

[stoic locust]

balatro plus requires talisman,, (incompatible with amulet bc fuck you)

[lost mauve]

the joker descriptions ive seen dont seem to be balanced properly so he can probably whip out a bunch of them

i think he can come up with 300 original joker ideas i'm trusting the process

[queen fox]

Okay I Think i can Say this Now but I am on the Team for this Mod

There will be New Content

[stoic locust]

waow

[worn chasm]

i'm sorry for you

[queen fox]

It has been an Interesting Developer Experience

Unfortunately we will have to Delay the Multiplayer Content until a Later Date

[stoic locust]

😔

[lost mauve]

we just need an alpha twin

[queen fox]

I Cannot Release the Mod I Dont have Permissions

[lost mauve]

do you have permission to record gameplay of literally anything in the mod

[normal sluice]

i'm sorry for your loss

[lost mauve]

please i don't care if this is a bit i need this hopium

[stoic locust]

i read that as ash twin i'm so outer wilds brained wtf

[pine sphinx]

i'm sorry that you had to go through this

[normal sluice]

i've lost hopium

[queen fox]

SPOILER

[normal sluice]

andddd there's a 67 joke

wrap it up

[queen fox]

?

[worn chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/steph-curry-airball-worst-shot-ever-8prilEGldMcwhGHSRJ

[pine sphinx]

everyone leave the audience

[queen fox]

Oh my God Bruh

[lost mauve]

send the full screenshot

[queen fox]

Okay Ill send Another Leak because you are all Ungrateful

[queen fox]

NDA

[opal linden]

It cannot be that serious

[lost mauve]

what can you send 😭🙏

[pine sphinx]

in all honesty the mod has a 50% chance of being not that bad, and a 50% chance of having jim in it

[normal sluice]

who is kevin

[queen fox]

You'll Have to Wait and See...

[stoic locust]

tetration 😌

[queen fox]

Pentation

[stoic locust]

true

pentation 😌

[tired fossil]

penetration

[normal sluice]

there's a 50% chance of this having a virus

[tired fossil]

firewall penetration 😱

[pine sphinx]

50% chance of being a lewd mod

LOL

[worn chasm]

hexation

[queen fox]

Okay Fine Ill send a Gameplay Screenshot

One Second

[normal sluice]

?????

[opal linden]

I lost trust in the process

[pine sphinx]

i dont think that's a gameplay screenshot

[queen fox]

? Its in game

[pine sphinx]

looks like the collection

[queen fox]

Close Enough

[pine sphinx]

also it looks like its the only joker on the page

[queen fox]

No This is just the End of the Collection

Most Powerful Joker

[stoic locust]

[dark tartan]

Play my mod

[pine sphinx]

Play mod

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 3/1/26) (progress: 99% completed)

[tired fossil]

the trailer is already out?

[lost mauve]

wtf

[dark tartan]

Wha

[lost mauve]

wtf

[pine sphinx]

hello jbp

[normal sluice]

play my mod GEODE once it comes out

[tired fossil]

for cb i mean

[stoic locust]

john balatro plus is here,, ,

[lost mauve]

JOHN IS ALIVE

[dark tartan]

no that’s not my mod

[warm flower]

no

[opal linden]

Oh my gosh it wasn’t delayed again

[tired fossil]

you're the host

[opal linden]

It’s coming

[stoic locust]

john balatro plus found dead

[opal linden]

I’m coming

[stoic locust]

[dark tartan]

yeah but when i say play my mod i mean bundles of fun

[pine sphinx]

mood

[warm flower]

[queen fox]

Hello Co-Developer

[lilac bridge]

IT IS I THE EVIL BLUE LOBSTER

[warm flower]

[pine sphinx]

🤔

[idle geyser]

Fake it until make it :). balala plus is real

[opal linden]

Imagine tomorrow we get this

[warm flower]

[normal sluice]

address the jokerforge allegations

[warm flower]

its not jokerforge thats all

[lilac bridge]

🙂‍↕️

[scenic wharf]

you are aware that this is the jokerforge format

[warm flower]

the earlier days of balatro plus i was using jokerforge but i did change to lovely

[normal sluice]

gng

[lilac bridge]

ITS JOKERFORGE I KNEW IT

[lost mauve]

it WAS jokerforge*

[scenic wharf]

lovely only mod

[lilac bridge]

🙂‍↕️

[normal sluice]

show the files of the mod

[scenic wharf]

Powerful

[lost mauve]

i love how you say its not jokerforge thats all but its not all 😭

[warm flower]

you dont even have balatro plus

[lost mauve]

john balatro plus may we see the art of a single joker

[warm flower]

ok fine you win

let me open balatro

[lost mauve]

a

[normal sluice]

notice how she hasn't shown the files?

[lilac bridge]

hes hiding something

[opal linden]

Release the files John

[warm flower]

its taking 10 years to show my taskbar

[lost mauve]

don't you dare say your screenshots folder is broken

[warm flower]

no its not i fixed it

[scenic wharf]

balatro plus (completes on 3/1/36) (progress: 99% completed)

[wheat radish]

address me

[lost mauve]

It's been 10 minutes

Where is it

[warm flower]

im sending them right now

[pseudo girder]

where's the music player

and chat feature

and redesigned ui

[warm flower]

this is a older version

[pseudo girder]

why

why can't you send a newer one

[queen fox]

Sorry due to Time Constraints we have had to Delay these Features

[lost mauve]

huh

so it is real

[warm flower]

yes

[lost mauve]

why are we getting a screenshot of an older version

[warm flower]

this

[queen fox]

However We have Increased the Joker Count to Compensate

450 Jokers (40 common, 50 uncommon, 60 rare, 70 epic, New Rarities)

[pseudo girder]

a single joker ≠ the mod is actually real

this will keep getting delayed forever

[gilded jetty]

If the mod wasnt real there wouldnt be a single joker

🧠

[pseudo girder]

you know what i mean 😭

[lost mauve]

then why is the title "99% completed"

[gilded jetty]

Trust the process

Trust the process

Trust the process

[lost mauve]

i can't trust the process if i can't process the trust

[pseudo girder]

can i see a screenshot of the city card

i liked that one

[scenic wharf]

Today....

[normal sluice]

jimbosoft paint uses a jokerforge placeholder.

[warm flower]

like i said this is a older version

[normal sluice]

why are you showing us a older version?

[pseudo girder]

why is it called balatro+ implying vanilla+ but has a joker that gives x10000 mult

[warm flower]

this

[pseudo girder]

what time constraints bruh

why can't you show us the current version

if it releases Tomorrow

[queen fox]

One Second let me get a Screenshot

[lost mauve]

good point trif

my hopium is in the negatives now

[pseudo girder]

why did you ever have hopium for this lol

[languid grotto]

i believe its transcending not "trans ending"

[lost mauve]

oh god

[languid grotto]

i can't believe JokerForge + is getting a release on the first of march 2026

[normal sluice]

can't believe they're over..

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes on 3/0/26) (progress: 99% completed)

[lost mauve]

what have you done

[pseudo girder]

this shit is fake who would have ever thought

[lost mauve]

on one hand i want this mod to release on the other hand it is 100% plausible that this mod is fake and none of its features will ever come out

[warm flower]

at this point should i just spoil you guys with a gameplay video

[languid grotto]

i'm releasing Feli's Jokeria Plus

[pseudo girder]

i know you were scrambling to find the screenshot and add this in to make it seem real 😭

[warm flower]

no this is in the game

[languid grotto]

is this real

[lost mauve]

how many jokers are in the "older version" of your mod

[languid grotto]

four

billion

[warm flower]

52

[normal sluice]

this shit was made in ten seconds

[pseudo girder]

if it released i don't think it'd be very good let's be real

[lost mauve]

it would be funny

[pseudo girder]

even just the text is terribly written and formatted

[lost mauve]

@warm flower will the mod at least release tomorrow

because i feel very scamed

[normal sluice]

i should work on a remake of balatro plus

balatro plus plus

[languid grotto]

dont release it until it's fleshed out

[lost mauve]

NO

then the mod will release a few decades after gta 6

[languid grotto]

good

maybe it will be better than gta 6

[lost mauve]

honestly

you might be right but the release is long overdue

[warm flower]

by the way the buggiest version is like discord canary 100 times more unstable

[lost mauve]

it wqas supposed to be released like a week ago

[pine sphinx]

version CiaCM

[warm flower]

[dark tartan]

so it’s not 99% done

lol

[queen fox]

yeah its 99.99% done

DUH

[dark tartan]

absolute clown show

[queen fox]

Yes its Balatro

What were you expecting ?

[dark tartan]

Shut up john fraud

[gilded jetty]

I think youre the fraudulent user around here

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes tomorrow) (progress: 99.1% completed)

who needs numbers anyways

[timber aurora]

its real....

TRUSTING the process....

[gilded jetty]

Thanks revo

[wheat radish]

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME...

[wheat radish]

everything falling into place...

[pseudo girder]

like some sort of Jigsaw Falling Into Place

[wheat radish]

yeah, like Everything In Its Right Place...

[light tapir]

[odd berry]

Balatro plus when Balala plus walks ij

[lofty steppe]

show me story mode

I wanna see if it can compete with Sagatro's

[odd berry]

NOTHING compared to Oscillate

[ebon prawn]

Chester pos trust

[midnight meadow]

I wonder if this is a balatro odyssey situation

[floral crown]

bala odyssey was aislop that was spontaneously released
this has been led up to for like months and definitely not aislop even if it isnt real

[midnight meadow]

Real

[tidal plover]

if b+ was ai it would be aigem

but it's not ai so it's realgem

[wheat radish]

you're not kidding even the description is ai generated

[ebon prawn]

"and no this was not made with JokerForge (ew)"

Like literally the next screenshot: Shows a JokerForge Placeholder

Balatro Plus the best JokerForge Mod ever

[dark tartan]

lol

[warm flower]

[dark tartan]

ok

show a new version then

don't reveal old content

show page 11 of collection

[steady basin]

its literally coming tomorrow though george

you can check it tomorrow then

[dark tartan]

it was literally supposed to be out already

[steady basin]

read the thread

its tomorrow

[dark tartan]

ik

but it was the 26 i think

[scenic wharf]

it's literally tomorrow

[dark tartan]

then it was 28

[steady basin]

things happen

[wheat radish]

right now where i am it's the 1st of march

[dark tartan]

true...

[steady basin]

well yeah its tomorrow

[wheat radish]

tomorrow meaning it got delayed again 💔

[dark tartan]

lemme change my system time

🧠

[warm flower]

it got delayed to tomorrow

[wheat radish]

BALATRO PLUS IN MARCH 2

[sand temple]

we did it reddit

[ebon prawn]

I am aware that the JokerForge website is experiencing some sort of issues with joker generation, so here's a tip:

Re export your mod folder

[scenic wharf]

balatro plus at 3am gone wrong

[ebon prawn]

That usually helps out with the art scarmble

[sand temple]

wheres the download @warm flower

whers the DOWNLAOD

[dark tartan]

who draws sprites btw

in this large team

[sand temple]

hweres the download

im going to

[warm flower]

@lilac bridge

[dark tartan]

ok

[dark tartan]

may i see sprite >.<

[ebon prawn]

Show us their portfolio

[dark tartan]

doesn't even have to be for balatro +

can be seperate from that

[scenic wharf]

the sprite got leaked here

[wheat radish]

😨

[ebon prawn]

5 hundred images

[steady basin]

who would win balatro plus or cold beans

[dark tartan]

cold beans

[wheat radish]

since i worked in cold beans i say balatro plus wins

[dark tartan]

whaat

what mod even beats cold beans

[scenic wharf]

same

[dark tartan]

i'm not sure there is one

[lilac bridge]

why did you ping me

[dark tartan]

hey you

show me some of your stuff

since you are drawing over 300 sprites

[scenic wharf]

trust the process

[dark tartan]

no

i want reason to trust the process

[warm flower]

[scenic wharf]

have you not seen the leaks

[dark tartan]

"leaks"

[scenic wharf]

it's literally 99.1% done

[sand temple]

balataro

[warm flower]

balataro

[normal sluice]

john fraud plus

[dark tartan]

true...

[warm flower]

[normal sluice]

the state balatro plus is in

[sand temple]

oh my god!!!!!!!!

guys

[dark tartan]

*v0.9.9

[sand temple]

the balatro plus people have stolen a joker of mine,,,

https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddyjimbo/comments/1nldq8z/mmmm/

this is literally 1984!!!!! im going to sue balatro plus now,,

[normal sluice]

please do

[wheat radish]

there's a video???

[sand temple]

yeah i got the leaked video from their server lol

this is bullshit!!!!!!!!! credit me or i sue!!11111

[warm flower]

guys i might need to cancel balatro plus this is serious

[dark tartan]

highlighting random green 🥀

[normal sluice]

please

[sand temple]

listen here balatro plus man you need to BACK OFF from my peak ideas

if not then i will do to you what you did to me

balatro MINUS

actually is smallpox balatro minus

[dark tartan]

no

[lilac bridge]

you mean balatro alembic

[sand temple]

balatro albemic

[warm flower]

[sand temple]

i agree

[scenic wharf]

balatro plus plus...

[sand temple]

no its balatro minus

im making balatro minus an actual thing

[scenic wharf]

oh okay

[sand temple]

we're adding 4 jokers

and its gonna be awesome

[scenic wharf]

#1477319390256173188

[sand temple]

unlike fraudlatro plus

[dark tartan]

-300 jokers

[warm flower]

balatro nothing (removes the entire game)

[dark tartan]

balatro plus should be pretty similar to another mod

like i think 1:1

all content will be the same as my favorite mod...

blank

[sand temple]

#1477386894898888979

[ebon prawn]

Btw, another great tip for JokerForge usage:
You can make text tiny with {s:0.8}"text!"{}

And the opposite can happen with 1.2

[dark tartan]

technically the opposite is 1.25

[ebon prawn]

Fair enough

[queen fox]

New Leak

[dark tartan]

fraud leak

[ebon prawn]

Hey George

Its not balatro black

let alone campfire black

nor antimatter black

[queen fox]

hm ?

[light tapir]

myseterious

grammarly can help

[queen fox]

Sorry we Had to Disable Grammarly for Coding

[warm flower]

so annoying

[light tapir]

I mean at least spellcheck the stuff you put on screenshots? smh what a blunder

[warm flower]

john balatro uhh we have a problem

[queen fox]

We?

New Leak

[warm flower]

seal

[queen fox]

How to do New Gimmick

[ebon prawn]

Me when wehn when green seal of JokerForgioud

[warm flower]

leak

[ebon prawn]

Not even denying it at this point 😭

Balatro Plus the best JokerForge Mod ever

[pseudo girder]

so glass card with no downside

genius!

[queen fox]

We are taking the "number slop" classification of MOd and making it Number gem.

Hope this helps

[ebon prawn]

Hope this Helps!

[queen fox]

this mod is Lovely Only

No Joker Forgers here

[ebon prawn]

If you have any questions regarding why your code isn't working, you could join the JF discord server and direct yourself to the help channel, pretty lovely fellows can guide you on how the JF website manages things like variables!

[queen fox]

can you read?

[normal sluice]

the clear obvious proof that balatro plus was made using jokeforge:

[ebon prawn]

And comprehend, and reason!

[pseudo girder]

i don't know how to read or write

[dark tartan]

maybe turn of talisman?

[scenic wharf]

that wouldn't change it

[warm flower]

i fixed it, just a typo in code

[dark tartan]

hm

maybe

turn off talisman

[warm flower]

does the icon even fucking matter

[dark tartan]

lol

[sand temple]

WOOOOO

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes tomorrow maybe today) (progress: 99.2% completed)

[pine sphinx]

what in the fractional timezone

oh wait is that not the current time for you uhhh

[warm flower]

it is

[pine sphinx]

then how is it 12:25 for you but 3:51 for me, timezones dont work like that

[warm flower]

im going to delete this mod istg

[pine sphinx]

trust the progress...

[warm flower]

i might have to delay it (for a good reason)

[pseudo girder]

why priority -999999999 bruh

[warm flower]

IT WORKS

and it was because of a typo

[dark tartan]

dang

it's easy to make typos in jokerforge ig

[warm flower]

oh it just crashed

[dark tartan]

jokerforge does that sometimes

it has some buggy code generation

[warm flower]

It was from the main decks?

alright im giving up for now

[dark tartan]

lol

[sonic rover]

just found this thread, I want to trust the process but I have my concerns

I fear there may be so much content already that it could be overwhelming. does john balatro have a plan for this

[silent rampart]

So the current plan is to actually build clone machine FIRST

That way Pluslings could code everything needed

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes tomorrow) (progress: 99.3% completed)

[dark tartan]

99.3...

coding but cannot launch game

[scenic wharf]

trust the process

[dark tartan]

no

[sand temple]

trust the process

[warm flower]

process the trust

[dark tartan]

no

[sand temple]

i am 20% comlpete with balatro minus

hehehshdsjdajsdakfka

[sonic rover]

I meant overwhelming for the players, we may not be ready to handle it all at once when it releases

[pseudo girder]

good thing it won't release and if it does it won't have nearly as much content as advertised

[sonic rover]

sounds like the words of someone who doesn't trust the process

[odd berry]

Balatro plus exists but its actually a virus

This is my ted talk about Balatro plus virus theory

[kindred lily]

I trust in the process

[odd berry]

The egg

[midnight meadow]

i very much trust this mod to be good

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes tomorrow) (progress: 99.4% completed)

[warm flower]

the process

[pine sphinx]

truss the progress...

[rocky fiber]

I AM TRUSTING THE PROCESS!!!

[silent rampart]

Distrusters trying to cause mass cortisol spike to make trusters lose their trust 😌

Holy shit her pixels got eaten...

[lilac bridge]

IM JUST A LOBSTER

[silent rampart]

Must be high cortisol

[warm flower]

no you are john balatro minus

[sand temple]

balatro minus!

[warm flower]

Balatro plus (completes tomorrow) (progress: 99.5% completed)

[scenic wharf]

trusting the process

[timber aurora]

trusting it so hard rn

[opal linden]

So is it coming out today or

[warm flower]

Balatro plus releases tommorow (completes today)