Balatro 2: The sequel

[delicate flame]

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1000 MESSAGES

[vernal quarry]

It's my birthday and for my birthday I'd like balatro 2

[dusty bramble]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[rapid depot]

Best I can do is “Balatro: Reshuffled Edition”

[vernal quarry]

Hooray! Now give me 1$

Everyone give me 1$

Everyone in the server

[rapid depot]

Sorry, outta luck, I still don’t have my new debit card

[vernal quarry]

Fuck

[rapid depot]

it’s been two weeks since I requested for it btw

[vernal quarry]

Oh-

[rapid depot]

Veeery fun :)

[whole brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jimball-balatro-funkytown-gif-18271267099510132802

[unique skiff]

beep beep beep boop boop

[vernal quarry]

guys i dont think balatro 2 will be real

[delicate flame]

balatwo

[dusty bramble]

Woah woah woah why do you say that

[sick spade]

weak mindset

trust the process

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 is going to die in 3 days

[dusty bramble]

Why are you switching up all of a sudden 😭 I’m going to be gone for one weekend and you lose all hope 💔💔💔

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 is going to die in 2 days

Also what are you gonna do on the weekend :O

[dusty bramble]

I mean this weekend lol

I’m visiting my dad

[vernal quarry]

Oooo cool! :O

[golden meteor]

Yeah, I just waited over 3 months..

I feel ur pain

[granite crypt]

3 days until jimbo steals your liver

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 will die tomorrow...

[dusty bramble]

I'm LITERALLY making a clip to post here rn 😭

[vernal quarry]

:O

[dusty bramble]

gimmie like an hour tho i gotta do smn now

[dusty bramble]

@vernal quarry

[vernal quarry]

Beautiful

[dusty bramble]

I don’t really think the video is going to come out around the end of February, but production IS in progress 🔥

[delicate flame]

gotta have that cringy montage of discord messages popping up on the screen saying shit like "I cant happen" or "it ain't gonna happen"

[vernal quarry]

XDDDD

YISS

26 more nopes until we have more nopes than brain cells i have

[candid bane]

This truly is…

My Balatro 2.

Title drop

[real ocean]

This would be so funny with the “to be continued” meme

[vernal quarry]

That gives me an idea for at the end of the balatro 2 video there should be a to be continued thing at the end of it but it means literally nothing

[dusty bramble]

“To be continued…”
Then it flashes the number 3 for 1 frame

[vernal quarry]

Yis >:3

[delicate flame]

there was never a number 3

[ember lynx]

Can we get this to 200 nopes

That would be crazy

[south crescent]

balathree 2i-4j+3k-cube root(9): can we stop yet

[dusty bramble]

Would be absurd

is this THE most noped Balatro post?

[random totem]

Balatro 2: The Squeakwel

[vernal quarry]

Most likely

[dusty bramble]

leaked gameplay of Balatro 2:

[vernal quarry]

Amazing

[vast valley]

balatro 2 rumored to have the mythical Z rating

[agile gulch]

Bala2ro

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 is so silly

[stiff parrot]

Balatro 2: Electric Boogaloo

[steel hound]

Balatwo

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 2

[ember lynx]

I love how accurate this is

[random totem]

Get ready to experience Balatro like never before. Featuring Tycho, Max, Strongbad, Heavy.
Balatro night at the inventory will have you moneying it up!

[vernal quarry]

We only need 9 more and we got 200

[nocturne dragon]

I don’t think we need a balatro 2 if there have only been like, 2 major updates since launch

[golden meteor]

We need a balalala 3D, toure right

How disnt we think of this

[nocturne dragon]

What I would like to see are daily challenges, maybe some more stuff to do outside of a run, like completing a run grants coins or shards or whatever, harder stakes would give more, im not sure what you’d spend it on, but there definitely should be more incentive to replay runs instead of just getting stickers on jokers

[golden meteor]

Oh, makw an legitimate suggestion lmao

This is a shitpost suggestion

Not serious

[nocturne dragon]

Oh

[golden meteor]

Yeah lmao

I agree with you tho, so make it an actual suggestion !

[nocturne dragon]

Devs don’t read suggestions anyway psshh

But I will

[delicate flame]

bro wants to turn balatro into a pay to win most average mobile game

[golden meteor]

Or just add cosmetics...

[delicate flame]

add a battle pass

[golden meteor]

Deck sleeves, playing card skins, new modes(?), hell add an unlockable sprite editor

[golden meteor]

Balattle pass*

[rapid depot]

Let’s just make balatro 2 a full on live service game

[delicate flame]

a multiplayer battle royal

thats what all the kids are playing

[golden meteor]

Give it a 6v6 so that we can make it 5v5 and make everyone hate us

And let's promise a full alternate story driven mode we continously tease then cancel out of thin air

[nocturne dragon]

More unlockables would be cool

That would satiate my issue with no replayability once you’ve done gold stake, unlocked everything, and have done all the achievements and milestones

Learn from tboi, there’s so many niche unlockables to get that playing runs over and over again is actually fun and worth grinding for

Balatro rn is a sandbox imo

[vernal quarry]

Are you the same person who suggested Jimbo coins and purchasable card skins

[nocturne dragon]

No but jimbo coins sound awesome

[vernal quarry]

NO

[nocturne dragon]

Also I don’t mean anything p2w, or anything real world money to jimbo coin wise

[vernal quarry]

NO NO NO MICRO TRANSACTIONS IN MY ROGUELIKE GAME BARFS ALL OVER THE PLACE

Oh nvm

[nocturne dragon]

Yea ofc that’d be dumb

[vernal quarry]

Anything Jimbo related makes me happy

Jimbo is my pookie

[nocturne dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-iswm-in-space-with-markiplier-mark-dance-gif-25660875

[vernal quarry]

Balatro is so swagglicious

Also this is the most noped post ever lol

[wanton hare]

There should be a mod that just adds a two to everything in the game and calls it a day

“My Full House 2 will get so much XMult 2 from my Photochad 2 and hanging Chad 2 combo! Gonna finally win my Erratic Deck 2 run when I beat this Boss Blind 2!”

[delicate flame]

3 more

[agile gulch]

Every blind's value ends in 2 instead of 0 now

[austere geode]

IF YOU SEE THIS Nope! THIS POST

[naive wasp]

Casey

Sends you to the boss blind of next 8th multiple ante (8, 16, 24...), sets score requirement to 0

[vernal quarry]

Can I pet the kitter

[naive wasp]

yes

[vernal quarry]

Hooray!

eats your house

[ember lynx]

Just one away

From 200 nopes

We should throw a party at 200

[golden meteor]

No?

[vernal quarry]

WOW

[golden meteor]

What

I was 100th, 150th, and now I'll be 200th

It is simply fare

Fate

[vernal quarry]

Ermmm aktually

[ember lynx]

Guys one dissappppeareddddd

[vernal quarry]

I was 150th

Wow

Another one

Wait that was me oops

[ember lynx]

New goal idea: bring it back to 150

[vernal quarry]

Someone make alt accounts

Right when we reach 200 we should all remove our nopes

[dusty bramble]

😭😭😭😭😭

did u see my hangman idea in the anyidea thread?

Sorry for taking so long

[ember lynx]

I did

I liked it

[dusty bramble]

What did you think of the other ones?

[ember lynx]

Glass house was interestinf

[dusty bramble]

You think it would be better if all glass cards broke, or would that be too bad?

[ember lynx]

That would be bad

[dusty bramble]

Yea I assumed lol

[ember lynx]

Its fine how it is i think

[dusty bramble]

🔥👍

[dusty bramble]

Give me another topic in the thread lol 🙏🙏

[crisp frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/e3-peggle-jump-two-gif-13350703

BALATRO. 2.

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 is dead

[golden meteor]

IVE PLAYED THESE BALATROS BEFORE

[vernal quarry]

1 MORE

🤤🤤🤤🤤

[rapid depot]

What if I just…removed my nope

[vernal quarry]

Jimbo says I'm going to kill you for that

[golden meteor]

Quick someone kope this

Nope

[nocturne dragon]

I will be the 200th nope

Huzzah

https://tenor.com/view/weekend-party-champagne-gif-18280013

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-iswm-in-space-with-markiplier-mark-dance-gif-25660875

Alright let’s shoot for 400

[vernal quarry]

I think the last goal should just be 250

The nope reaction factory is slowing down a lot, we only get 1 or 2 nopes every few days

[sleek cedar]

go for 222

[random totem]

Loafker: +4 mult

[short turtle]

Will Balatro 2 have Onyx Agate 2

[rapid depot]

Yes

[short turtle]

YOOOOO

[vernal quarry]

This is cute

[dusty bramble]

ay we made 200 Nopes !!!!!! 🔥

[delicate flame]

quarter thousand nopes here we COME!!!!!!!!!

[vernal quarry]

Who keeps sending and deleting their message

I swear if someone is bumping this post I'm going to kill them (in competitive balatro)

[wanton hare]

Ok but what if I start doing that every couple of hours now because that seems really funny

[vernal quarry]

That would get the post taken down

That's how the original balatro 2 post got taken down 3:

[dusty bramble]

no

[wanton hare]

aw

[lethal nebula]

say that again?

[random totem]

Evil Joker:
-4 mult

[keen kindle]

Mods:

Mods exist for a reason
Unless you're on mobile

[vernal quarry]

But

Balatro 2 😎

[nocturne dragon]

I’m sure a big chunk of the playerbase is mobile

Balatro is one of those games where it’s unironically more enjoyable on mobile

[viral imp]

I dont wanna pay again

[vernal quarry]

But balatro 2 will have like

Jimbo 2

And walter white

and also microtransactions and loot boxes :D

[viral imp]

Im already broke

[sleek cedar]

Think of all the lack of value

[viral imp]

I dont wanna get addicted to a payable balatro...

[keen kindle]

More faster

You have 5 fingers unlike 1 mouse

[nocturne dragon]

Plus you just drag stuff around instead of clicking once to select something, then hitting use/sell

[spring creek]

sequel joker
this joker gives you chips based on nopes - upvotes

[sharp yacht]

have we had "Sir, a second Balatro has hit the steam store."?

[vernal quarry]

Will we get another teaser for the video :0

[rapid depot]

We can only hope

[south crescent]

red card 2: actually does something, but I dont know what.

[flat cosmos]

the new suit idea would be cool af
maybe even a level 3 voucher and more gros-michel/cavendish style jokers too
and a joker thats gives +1 playable card

[flat cosmos]

A game sequel would bring loot boxes?? ||cough cough ow cough cough|| such an original idea :D

[vernal quarry]

Yis it would be amazing

Maybe you can unlock a golden jimbo

:D

[flat cosmos]

:D

[rapid depot]

I need ranked competitive matches and a popular esports scene for Balatro 2. Only way I’ll buy

[flat cosmos]

dam u want a pve campaign with customisable jokers and a bunch of cinematics too?

Sounds a lot like another game with a questionable,e sequel to it
(but gained its sequal rigt a few weeks ago)

[plain nacelle]

*hits blunt

naneinf should be called "Balatrillion"
like how 10¹⁰⁰ is a Googol

[round rampart]

@dusty bramble this is very crazy

[dusty bramble]

Speak of the Devil

[round rampart]

I’m crying bru 😭

[dusty bramble]

Idek how bro 💀🙏

how do ya know him?

[round rampart]

We were friends from middle school

Before he moved to a small town

[dusty bramble]

Oh wow

[round rampart]

Now i js randomly message bro

[dusty bramble]

💀

[round rampart]

Fast forward

I JUST joined

Look at Balatro 1

2*

Miss click

And see ur his mutual

[dusty bramble]

😭😭😭

[round rampart]

Jeez

[dusty bramble]

That’s insane bro

[round rampart]

The world is small as hell

[dusty bramble]

Fr, what do you think the chances of that even are

[round rampart]

idfk anymore

1 in definitely over a million

[dusty bramble]

AND the first profile you click on too

[round rampart]

LITERALLY

what type of side mission is this

Sooner or later we’re distant cousins

[dusty bramble]

we’re gonna show up at each other’s weddings or something 💀

[round rampart]

Bouta be in each others cookouts

[dusty bramble]

How far does 7 live from you now? Since you said he moved to a small town

[round rampart]

I can check rn

[dusty bramble]

Bet

[round rampart]

23 miles

40 minute drive

we’re like close

[dusty bramble]

Oh wow, yeah not far at all lol

I thought you meant he like moved like 300 miles away 💀

[round rampart]

I honestly thought so too

turns out it’s just a remote small town somewhere

I’m still in disbelief

[dusty bramble]

Sounds like the dream ngl

[dusty bramble]

Fr, like what are the chances 😭

How long you been playing Balatro for?

[round rampart]

Just started a few weeks ago

I can quit whenever I want guys trust me

[dusty bramble]

Niceee, it’s honestly fun asl

[round rampart]

it’s apart of my daily life now

I just saw a video of a guy

Doing irl balatro

[dusty bramble]

Peak, I’ve made a lot of fan-sprites for the game lolll

[round rampart]

bet what’s ur fav one u made

[dusty bramble]

Lemme pull it up

[dusty bramble]

probably the duo-spectral set I made

[round rampart]

ooooj

What’s lock and flip side

dude they look just like the real game

[dusty bramble]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1212242074926317648
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1303484639242883092

[round rampart]

YOOOOO

Let him cook

Lock is interesting asf

YOO FLIPSIDE TOO

risky spectral cards ngl like it

[dusty bramble]

🗣️ 🔥

#1314802125141835908 rate this idea btw, I've made a few sprites for em as well

[round rampart]

gotchu

had to stop early gtg eat but

I like the money tree

[dusty bramble]

alright, I'll cya in a bit

[round rampart]

I like the dimming one too

[dusty bramble]

Thinking of coming back to this, the reason I kinda stopped was because I have no idea how to video edit and progress was kinda getting nowhere, maybe thinking of watching some tutorials on video editing to at least release something

Someone could help me :>

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 is.... Cancelled...? 😢😢😢

This is the worst day of my entire life

[sacred jasper]

Sir a second balatro has hit the steam store page

[spring creek]

179 uncentillion:

but i see your point

[random totem]

Balatro vs Balatro 2

[gloomy lance]

what's the main problem rn

[keen kindle]

Bo

o

[south crescent]

the post is almost at 250 nopes

[dawn kernel]

can't wait for balatro movie, which is ofc live action

[rapid depot]

I want balatro live action to be a psychological horror game show. It’s like saw, but you have to play poker to survive

[dawn kernel]

They should cast chris pratt

very unknown actor

[rough dock]

we need keanu reeves as jimbo

[sacred jasper]

Jack black as jimbo

[charred plinth]

It’s real😭😭

[blazing ice]

i think this is an excellent idea 😁

[brisk hill]

balatro 3 when

[random totem]

"The plant!"

(Movie theater is destroyed in an enormous explosion with the word BOOM! overlayed leaving everyone covered in smoke on one half of their body while standing in silence amidst the rubble before one person coughs and makes a wisecrack about the situation)

[charred plinth]

“The plant!”
Movie theatre erupts into a cascade of tears. A symphony of destruction overlays the atypical scene, as thousands burst through the doors to rescue their relatives. But it is too late. All their faces are now gone, reduced to nothing but a grain of sand in an ocean of wallow. Fucking plant.

[spring creek]

everyone should pull out balatro that day on the same seed and finish ante 8 when the movie ends, those who lose are kicked out of the theater

[rough dock]

bal2tro was a bad installment in the franchise, i honestly think a 3rd game would be pushing it unless it was really good, but obviously they need to backtrack on adding the whole fps shooter aspect that bal2tro added

[crisp frigate]

literally pvz

[grave trellis]

balatro

[kind lotus]

I put a Joke Suggestion in the Sheet about a Joker that adds max HP

[random haven]

we already have Ben starr

[random haven]

“The house always wins”
Entire theater burns with red and blue fire

[iron halo]

BALATWO!?

[steel hound]

Friends of Friends of Jimbo: Face card sets representing the crossover or reference content in other games

[fluid torrent]

Jimbo gets a weird cousin named Johnbo

[rapid depot]

[spring creek]

Can we add jimball into balatwo plz

[rapid depot]

True

[daring rampart]

Crazy

[warm wave]

:Р

[remote niche]

If it’s called Balatro “2”: The “Sequel” does that mean it’s the sequel to the 2nd Balatro

[junior kite]

Balatro 3: The Squeakal

[south crescent]

balatro 4: why did you start this up again

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 5: if this gets to 300 nopes I’ll probably attempt to work on this video again

and it got 1 in like 2 seconds I’m cooked

[random haven]

balatro 6: son of jimbo

[spring creek]

balatro 7: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN

IT ENDED ON BALATRO 44

it ended here

Jimbo’s Almanac

[south crescent]

balatro 8: well we may be cooked.

[granite crypt]

the Bal and the Atro

[south crescent]

Balatro 9: throwback

[rough dock]

balatro 8: 1/4 chance to create a good game when an 8 is scored

[south crescent]

Balatro 10: you went out of order

[spring creek]

balatro 11: jimbo's almanax

almanac

[iron halo]

balatro 12: the squeakquel

[south crescent]

Balatro 14: did you notice we skipped 13

[hard willow]

Balatro 14.5: no we didn't that's so crazy

[atomic token]

[spring creek]

Balatro ω0: woah infinity no way

[iron halo]

balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro: 15 balatros

[spring creek]

balatro Ω: why

[south crescent]

Balatro aleph_null: I can't even tell if we are going in order

[lean quarry]

balatro 0: joker poker

[south crescent]

Balatro -1: oh we are going in reverse now? Okay

[spring creek]

balatro -ε0: ?????

[south crescent]

Balatro x: what balatro is this?

[spring creek]

Balatro Ω

or Balatro -π

[south crescent]

Balatro i: wise guy eh? Persistent much

[spring creek]

balatro η0: so292irfhdjsiwie

[random haven]

Balatro e to the i pi: I don’t know how to use latex on mobile

[spring creek]

balatro Γ0: god i love greek keyboard

[lament stump]

-1

[plain nacelle]

it's at 300 nopes...

[red path]

balatroeinf: nan

[kind lotus]

300 NOPES, GET TO WORK FOOL

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[young seal]

cant believe a mod made this suggestion

[south crescent]

Balatrotro: balala

[spring creek]

JokerPoker: Balala

[stone hill]

Balatro 9 : Contains all Dimensional constructs and even beyond dimensions. Even God is included. Everything ever to be conceived by man is in it and everything not is too.

Balatro 10 : There is everything as such it all negates and there is nothing

[south crescent]

Balatwo: banana

[prisma kite]

Balatro π

: the circle

[south crescent]

balabala: huh

[young seal]

trotro
ll

[south crescent]

bal: huh

[young seal]

ball
bouncy

[faint light]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jokerpoker-balala/id6478941798

[charred plinth]

‘Balatro 11 will be fought for with sticks and stones” Einstein

[lament stump]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/joker-poker-baltro-mobile/id6514298652 another....

[iron halo]

Seven

[grave trellis]

Why isnt this locked

[rapid depot]

Because why not

[south crescent]

Trobala: did this die

[fiery patio]

The stars could be new suit (it was in old cards)

[random haven]

2joker 2poker: balala

[spring creek]

JokerJoker PokerPoker: Balalabalala

[young seal]

because a mod made the suggestion

[grave trellis]

Can we get the guy who made ante 5 and 6 is too hard mod too

so that gets unlocked 🙏

[young seal]

POTATO MINE?

😭

STOP

[spring creek]

ONE sheet suggestion

ONE

[grave trellis]

Potato mine

so peak

[young seal]

NOOOO

[spring creek]

Potato peak

[dusty bramble]

Can I include this in the video

[south crescent]

BananaPoker: balala ooh nana

[spring creek]

go for it

[iron halo]

did you add easy mode or some permanent procedural boost

[young seal]

ironic

[maiden oracle]

no ace of cups to finish the tarot suits :(

[spring creek]

oh my bad

done

[south crescent]

joker poker joker poker: baltro balala

[young seal]

poker joker
turns the game into regular poker

[spring creek]

the sheet balalas

[south crescent]

poke joker joke poker: plays the song poker face

[grave trellis]

poker joker:
pokes "Joker" (jimbo)s

[south crescent]

Popojojo: Batrolalabatrobabatrolatro

[random haven]

ba

[plain nacelle]

b

[young seal]

_ _

[random haven]

ɒd

[spring creek]

ξ?

[south crescent]

T

[spring creek]

Δ

[young seal]

∑

[warm wave]

Ъ

[young seal]

ㅗ

[warm wave]

ௌௌௌ

[spring creek]

;

greek semicolon

[warm wave]

🂱

🀢🀣🀦🀤🃁🃜🃚🃖🂭🂺

[south mauve]

Hey my thing is in there

[spring creek]

good job

which one was it

[south mauve]

Stamp collector

[frail rune]

Does this include posts with some s that are outnumbered by ☝️s?

[spring creek]

no

only ones that have nope as their main

[frail rune]

Aight then

[lean quarry]

does it include jokers without an assigned rarity

[golden meteor]

Bone of these being mine is peak

[random haven]

i was trying to do backwards text but this is good too

[dusty bramble]

What the freak guys

[night briar]

I think in Balatro 2, you should be able to have a family of Jimblings

Jimbettes and Jimbos all running around

[south crescent]

If you don't take care of them, you lose

The things you use to take care of them are special consumables, that can still be found in shop and everything, and are the most common consumable

[spring creek]

Jimblings give you $5 a round after 5 rounds, but have a 1 in 5 chance to not give you this.

[maiden oracle]

hey my things are here

[spring creek]

congratulationsnss93i393rrrjfjfi9

which one was it

[iron halo]

there’s a jimbling crate in each blind, when you find it you’ll get a jimbling key that lets you go to the jimbling garden

[maiden oracle]

weight rack and the Ace of tarot suits

[spring creek]

damn wild cards are cracked in balatro 2

[night briar]

nOOOO

[slow relic]

[iron halo]

each jimbling has these stats:
chips, +mult, xmult, economy and miscellaneous. there are also two stats hidden from the player, those being: rigged-ness and chancetoshowupwhenyoudontneeditandneveragain-ness

(if you couldn’t tell i’m just trying to make a really bad chao garden reference)

[south crescent]

what about retriggers

[spring creek]

1 in 5 to be unemployed

[random haven]

this is basically sheet suggestions 2

[quaint ether]

Balatro 2: the return of the plant

[plush kindle]

I suggested this in the modding channel one time! (Under the name "Reject Pile")

[wanton hare]

333 s?

[spring creek]

we added xchips to balatro 2

and jimball

[spring creek]

emphasis on jimball

[faint light]

jimball is just from cryptid

[spring creek]

yeah but it’s jimball

we added jimball

do you like it

[south crescent]

Jimball is not just mere cryptid, it's cryptic. A sign from the heavens that it is totally awesome

[spring creek]

do you have problems with Jimball

[south crescent]

STONE HIM

JIMBALL IS LIFE

[spring creek]

use the jimball to jimball him

[south crescent]

YEAH

[maiden oracle]

modified root note

[spring creek]

i need it to be slightly balanced

[maiden oracle]

thats fair

[south crescent]

Heir should be all cards played become kings if they are boys, else queens

[spring creek]

“Jacks become Kings when scored”?

nvm

[plush kindle]

Jimball is love, Jimball is life

[vagrant ravine]

Finally someone recognizes peak

[plush kindle]

It's easy to see just how peak Jimball is

[spring creek]

it cancels out, he doesn’t believe in jimball

[vagrant ravine]

I meant joker poker balala

[short turtle]

Balatro 2 has the joker dogs

[random haven]

“Joker poker card game is a rougelike deck builder card poker game”

[plush kindle]

You don't say!

[iron halo]

did you add the jimbling garden

miscellaneous is now retriggers

[spring creek]

rip chat

anyways here are the legendary jokers in the sequel

[spring creek]

new rarity

idk i feel like i shouldnt be bumping this

yay!

[south crescent]

Ooh I have some suggestions for epic jokers!

Photocopier: 1 in 2 change to generate a consumable equal to the consumable you just used when you use a consumable

Interference: retrigger played enhanced cards 1-3 times by pure chance

Poker Face: copy all played enhanced cards

Palindromic: If played hand is played in the form of a palindrome, scale this joker by x0.1 per chips the cards give (not including enhancements) (Starts at x1 mult)

Wow, so original: Bonus cards scale by +30 chips every time played, mult cards scale by +4 mult every time played

That's wild: Wild cards count as all suits and all ranks

Send U Packing: All packs have one extra card to choose from, and a 1 in 2 chance to also have an extra selection

Vacuum Decay: destroy the leftmost and rightmost cards every played hand, and then charge this joker by 0.1 for every chip on the dead cards, upgrade the played hand by this charge temporarily every hand.

[sacred jasper]

Don’t Balatro and drive kids

[gloomy lance]

What if we got a Balatro prequel

Balatro: the rise of Jimbo

[lean quarry]

The Chariot (Tarot) cannot be stopped.

[tender crane]

A new suit 😭

Wait I just realised this is from 2024 let it die it’s been 7 months

[south crescent]

Hear me out, this build sucks

[lean quarry]

give em slack it's only ante 3

[sacred jasper]

It’s ante 3 broskie

😭

Also white stake means they somehow still win ts with that exact build

[south crescent]

...good point

[sacred jasper]

Weird little tidbits about that image I noticed

He has 53 cards instead of 52

I’d assume he bought a standard pack with that hierophant ace

Which is what brought him to 0 dollars (poor Econ management)

[lean quarry]

probably also been skipping blinds as i assume the negative's from a tag

[frail rune]

ante 3 with $0 😭

bro has delgrat on red deck with wasteful voucher on white stake AND chaos

still has no money

[frail rune]

Ante 3 round 8 big blind, no skips involved

[lean quarry]

ah okay

[spring creek]

Your joker setup sucks btw

New mechanics just dropped

[lean quarry]

what happens if two wees are next to each other
do you get an atom sized joker

[spring creek]

wee jokers cannot reproduce until they reach 100 chips

[plush kindle]

we need micro joker

[dawn kernel]

If It reproduces with soft joker it buys monecraft

[iron halo]

damnit we didnt make the jimbling garden

[spring creek]

what do i do with jimbling garden

1. what does it do

2. is it a seperate mechanic

[south crescent]

Grow jimblings

[spring creek]

oh

ok ill try

[gloomy lance]

So it never gets an edition got it

[spring creek]

oh

i mean its $2 so

[vagrant ravine]

What jimblimgw

[spring creek]

just a random Jimbling from two Jokers you have seen this run

[balmy mason]

Wtf

Balatro 2 is unnecessary

[spring creek]

But there’s 4,000 words of new content :(

[vagrant ravine]

Silence

Heretic

[random haven]

button that says the name of the player that is playing the game(currently only says jimbo)

[spring creek]

you mean jim?

[random haven]

this is the balatro edition

[spring creek]

jim… balatro?

oh i get it

[random haven]

uhhhhhhhh

sure

[acoustic pelican]

this seems like a good idea for a game

[wanton hare]

We reached. Three hundred fifty nopes. Can you believe it? Wow.

500 when

[stuck basalt]

Balatro 2 has reached 5,000 words

Yay!

look at all of this new content!

[random haven]

we could call it joker poker

[plush kindle]

Woah! Creativity? In MY Balatro sequel?? Unheard of!

[stuck basalt]

If LocalThunk really stole from JokerPoker Balala, then it could be considered “fair use” as he polished the graphics and made better pixel art

[random haven]

I’ll do you one better

We add a “Balala” on the end

bit of heh heh clever wordplay there

because you see

we repeat “la” twice, a subtle reference to the fact that this a twoquel

and replacing the “tro” with another “la” emphasises that we’re really amplifying everything and making new, radical innovations

and most subtle of all, there are three a’s in “balala”, a subtle reference to a future third instalment that will never come out due to localthunk (TM) being acquired by microsoft and midway through developing “joker poker poker: balalala” shut down and laid off

now give me 20 trillion dollars

[tender crane]

balala already exists

[scenic turtle]

js make it an update...

[tender crane]

(I think thats the joke)

[scenic turtle]

ok well i didnt read up 💀

[tender crane]

Me neither im just assuming

[random haven]

it’s not stealing if it’s been stolen

[tender crane]

Bro that was forever ago

[plush kindle]

We absolutely need a blank joker that is literally just a white card that does nothing (and it has the blank voucher text)

also it costs $10

[random haven]

and this one actually does nothing cause fuck you

it’s also legendary

[plush kindle]

precisely

and we make it more likely to appear than other legenaries

like 2-3x

mwahahahaha

[random haven]

be even more devious

[plush kindle]

5x?

😃

[random haven]

there’s a 99% chance that when a soul card spawns it’s a version that looks the exact same but it can only spawn the blank joker

[plush kindle]

YESSSSS

TRUE EVIL!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[random haven]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[plush kindle]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH- cough cough oh man i cant draw out that evil laugh for too long

[random haven]

I can do better

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA-
-# hahahahahahahaha….

dies of lack of oxygen

[plush kindle]

rip

[cunning nova]

This is the 1600th message in this thread

[rapid depot]

[slim bronze]

Balatro 6: oops, all 6’s

[plush kindle]

now with 6 more 6s!

[gloomy lance]

Can we get Balatro^7

[woeful junco]

What if balatro was sold to EA and every deck, joker, and challenge required 13 micro transactions to play

[tender crane]

so peak

[cunning nova]

360 s
That the amount of degrees.. In my room.

[plush kindle]

that's 🔥
literally

[cunning nova]

If you divide it by 4

[plush kindle]

... is there a continuation to that statement...?

nvm you're typing now

[cunning nova]

In Celsius

If you divide that by 9

[frail rune]

I would like to contribute my own idea to the epic sequel

Heartbeat Deck

• Perform all actions to a rhythm. Keeping up a perfect rhythm for at least 10 consecutive beats grants x3 mult after all other calculations. x2 base blind size.

[late token]

a while

[plush kindle]

Balatro x Rhythm Heaven leak?

[short turtle]

Balatro 2 should have new content, bug fixes, and improved game balance

[tender crane]

It should also have a toggle to make jimbo naked i think

[plush kindle]

bug fixes? game balance? what are those?

[tender crane]

I’m sorry Madeline I didn’t mean it

[young seal]

[tender crane]

Madeline stop being angry I’m sorry :(

[young seal]

[tender crane]

My psychologist said getting over my anxiety is like climbing a mountain so erm I’m literally Madeline fr

[young seal]

[random haven]

it’s where you replace all the game code with launch version cyberpunk 2077

and make it mine the cryptos $CHIPS, $MULT, and $JOKER

[lean quarry]

(you dont get them, and neither does thunk. they go to jimbo itself)

[plush kindle]

Ok that makes much more sense

[woeful junco]

Why make it a toggle when you can make it a permanent feature

[tender crane]

True…

[woeful junco]

Make all of them rugpulls that cause you to lose all your money

[woeful junco]

Psychologists are kinda like a steak because they both taste delicious

[tender crane]

:0

[random haven]

Also adds gambling

that automatically drains your credit card and bank account using your id that you were legally required to send to the uk government to even think about playing balatro

[woeful junco]

🇬🇧

[random haven]

oh yeah i forgot

[woeful junco]

How uk lawmakers felt after censoring content they dont agree with and forcing people to dox themselves to use the internet because they suddenly care about the children

[keen kindle]

Let's get this to 400 s!!!!!

[gloomy lance]

[plush kindle]

Balatro 2 needs jimbo dating sim as side mode 👍

[tender crane]

*main mode

[plush kindle]

Yes

I needed that correction desperately

[tender crane]

bro it's been like two hours where did you go

[plush kindle]

I hop on and off discord very erratically (ERRATICALLY?? LIKE THE ERRATIC DECK FROM THE HIT INDIE DECK-BUILDING ROGUELIKE BALATRO?!?! BALATRO REFERENCE?!?!?!!!)
I'm sorry for the stuff in the parentheses lol

[tender crane]

Oh ok lol

[gloomy lance]

I prefer to hop on and off discord very anaglyphly

[fierce creek]

I prefer to hop on and off discord very plasmaticly

[plush kindle]

honestly a better idea

[young seal]

i prefer to hop on and off discord very checkeredly

[frail rune]

I tend to hop on and off discord very ghostly

[fierce creek]

I prefer to hop on and off discord very redly

[plush kindle]

i have decided to start hopping on and off very abandonedly

[stuck basalt]

2

do not forget to https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ejhZzjN1XGyS46jFori_5dIc5LnFm3im/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=108045472038704941054&rtpof=true&sd=true

[random haven]

I prefer to hop on and off discord very antimatterly

[frail rune]

but imagine infinitely hopping on and off discord

[lean quarry]

supertask

[young seal]

its like hes in some king of... super positions...

[untold violet]

ts frying me

balatwo

[frail rune]

Well, guess it's about time we hit the road

Though, I'd rather ride the bus, wouldn't want to be wasteful of an opportunity like that

[tender crane]

Jack

[stuck basalt]

When trailer 😔

[sharp void]

nooo it was finally dead

[stuck basalt]

I need the trailer

[plush kindle]

🎵 How could this happen to me 🎵

[iron halo]

add a rat

[plush kindle]

Why settle for one rat when you could ask for so many more?

[worthy night]

This is great