Balatro 2: The sequel

[dusty bramble]

I think Balatro has gotten boring enough as is, so I think LocalThunk should make a sequel to the game, with new features and shit.

There could be a new suit and stuff with jokers to go with it
I think Balatro 1 has gotten boring enough as is

[vernal quarry]

How long will this post last until a mod destroys it

[dusty bramble]

Idk, but I’ll respond the entire time lmao

[vernal quarry]

Awesome

[prisma dock]

[somber elm]

let lolhappy cook

[surreal goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/вот-кому-то-делать-нехуй-gif-12782364638622551297

[turbid badger]

let's stop

[vernal quarry]

Also I think this should've gone in sheet suggestions because there were a bunch of PARTY POOPERS that were like "put it in sheet suggestions! 😢😢😢" in the last balatro 2 thing

[somber elm]

why balatro 2 should be created...

[dusty bramble]

Nahhhhhhh when it gets deleted it gets deleted plus I’ve made some fire suggestions here so maybe they’ll let me go for once

[vernal quarry]

Maybe

:3

[dusty bramble]

Yk what im lowkey going to make a video on why Balatro 2 should be created

How long should i make it

[vernal quarry]

Make it a 3 hour long documentary and make it extremely intense

Make it like a sunnyv2 video and be overdramatic af

If you make it please send it to me

[dusty bramble]

Shit okay

[dusty bramble]

I may, I have a lot of work this weekend do so idk

[vernal quarry]

Oki :3

[sleek cedar]

Oh god, it’s back

[vernal quarry]

:3

[dusty bramble]

Yessir, I don’t know why it was removed in the first place, it was a great idea

[sleek cedar]

It was removed because the poster ran out of ideas, and kept shamelessly bumping the post to keep it alive

[dusty bramble]

Lmfao if you’ve seen my posts i won’t be running out of ideas

When was the original even made again?

[sleek cedar]

I want to say like August?

[dusty bramble]

I gotchu this time

I’ll keep this alive

I’m going to try and make a documentary on why it should be made

Whenever i have the time

[acoustic pelican]

this would be great maybe it could be named Balatro 2, idk just a random suggestion

[dusty bramble]

Yeah, I do think that would be a good idea, maybe even add some cool moniker at the end of it

like “upping the ante” for example

[rapid depot]

Balatro 2: the big blind

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 2: Full House

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 3: Flush house

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 2: The House Always Wins

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 4: jimbo's revenge

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 5: Blinding Hands

[rapid depot]

Man, Balatro: 5 of a kind was right there

[dusty bramble]

oh shit 😭🙏

Balatro 6: The Hand Increases

[vernal quarry]

Balatro oops all 6's

Balatro 7: return of the mungle

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 7: The Forgotten

[vernal quarry]

There's 2 balatro 7's to confuse everyone and make everyone buy both

[short turtle]

balatro 2 2: twice as funny

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 0

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 8 - The Tarot Reader

[short turtle]

Yoooo they named it after how funny Balatro 2 is?? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 isn't funny, but balatro 3 is

/hj

[short turtle]

Thunk needs to pull a goat simulator 3

[vernal quarry]

When 3 gets unfunny, just make a new one and keep repeating until everyone is tired of the sequels

And then start making prequels

[rapid depot]

Balatro the Pre-Sequel

[vernal quarry]

Fun fact: balatro doesn't exist, it's all in your head, this server isn't real

[rapid depot]

Well, I do have a fairly vivid and creative brain. Definitely a possibility

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 2 should be re-invigorated as the next game of the year because of its considerable step up from Balatro 1

[dusty bramble]

idk why is this getting so much hate, this is a goated idea

yk what I WILL make that video, probably soon

most likely next weekend

[vernal quarry]

XDDD 16 NOPES

[sinful scaffold]

What if localthunk just updated the game like they are going to

[acoustic pelican]

not hype like Balatro 2

[dusty bramble]

yeah, like @acoustic pelican said, there wouldn’t be enough hype. Releasing a sequel? That’ll get more people who don’t play the game interested and want to try it out.

[dusty bramble]

I don’t get why it’s being so hated on, it’s objective the best path for Thunk to go down

[vernal quarry]

This might be like

One of the most noped posts ever

[acoustic pelican]

I think there has been some more noped ones...🤔

[vernal quarry]

Haven't seen them, but I'd love to

I love seeing extremely bad ideas and making fun of them in my head

I think the original balatro 2 post had like, 16 nopes or something

This might be more noped than the original post and that post was extremely hated lol

[rapid depot]

It’s a great idea, I personally just wouldn’t want it right now. I’m still quite enjoying the game currently, and it’s still been less than a year since its official release. Plus, it is getting a content update, so we’ll be getting more of the game to enjoy at some point

[vernal quarry]

I think to make people more excited for balatro 2 is deleting balatro 1/j

[dusty bramble]

Yeah, but imagine that content update on the form of another game, it’ll add so much more hype instead of just an update, no new people would pay mind to it

[acoustic pelican]

it had like 70, so this is not quite there

[dusty bramble]

yeah idk why that was so hated too, it’s a really good idea, he was a pioneer of our time

what is the most noped post btw

[acoustic pelican]

(I think that)
I think the nopes are just people realizing that it would be too great of an invention for humankind to handle so they wouldn't want to release it

[dusty bramble]

Trueee it’ll crash the world economy because of the sheer market volume being brought to LocalThunk, making him the worlds first trillionaire

I have two sides 😈

[wraith tinsel]

Rest in Spaghetti, never Forgetti to the original Balatro 2 thread, you'll be missed. 🫡

[dusty bramble]

💔 I’d love for him to see this thread

[wraith tinsel]

Who was the original person who made it?

[dusty bramble]

I don’t remember but I vaguely remember the pfp

[rapid depot]

Exactly. If Balatro 2 came out, all work would come to a complete halt for months, maybe even a year

[dusty bramble]

(Besides work on Balatro ofc)
LocalThunk will have a monopoly on the world itself

[sacred jasper]

Why do people give shitpost bait posts like this attention

And

it as if it was serious

[dusty bramble]

I could be asking that to you

[sacred jasper]

I’m only saying this cuz ts is in the feed

[dusty bramble]

it’s also cause it’s a good decision overall: releasing a new game instead of more boring updates. It garners hype and attracts new people, (if the community is anything like the Skyrim community) existing players would buy it again. It’s a financially sound decision overall.

[sinful scaffold]

The community is already huge and getting a big community wasn’t one of localthunk’s priorities, just to make a fun game

[dusty bramble]

-# I agree I’m just doing this satirically, people told me to so I’m like “sure”

[sinful scaffold]

💀

[dusty bramble]

I noped the post myself 😭🙏

[vernal quarry]

I wonder who did that

Hmmm

:3

[dusty bramble]

Yeah I wonder

[vernal quarry]

You should make balatro 2 yourself

Proof to all the haters that balatro 2 is good

Dont forget the microtransactions

[rapid depot]

Sounds like a real mystery

[rapid depot]

Please god no. I don’t want gacha pulls in my balatro

[vernal quarry]

Yes :3

And also make it in scratch

:3

[rapid depot]

Can you even set up microtransactions in scratch?

[vernal quarry]

Anything is possible

Wait no i forgot scratch is super limiting and you cant do shit, nvm

[dusty bramble]

💀

[rapid depot]

Yeah, of the very limited knowledge I do have of scratch, it’s like incredibly basic

[vernal quarry]

Have you started work on the video yet? Take your time lol

[iron depot]

not again 😭 i just saw this

[vernal quarry]

:3

[iron depot]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

[vernal quarry]

If slay the spire can have a sequel why can't Balatro

:3

[dusty bramble]

Nah this week is my finals week lol, sorry

I will do it tho

[vernal quarry]

Oki, its fine, take ur time nerd

[dusty bramble]

Says you

[vernal quarry]

Nuh uh

[rapid depot]

The Balatro Retrospective

[wraith tinsel]

If you try to get this taken down again, he shall plague your run with constant 0.5x Mults for the near future.

[iron depot]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-liz-lemon-30rock-why-me-whyy-gif-20347664

[vernal quarry]

The second this gets taken down everyone dies

[iron depot]

we all implode

[rapid depot]

If this post is taken down, the entire server becomes cursed, and we’re only allowed to play black deck gold stake forever

[iron depot]

-# does both anyway

[vernal quarry]

Let's see if this post can get more noped than the original balatro 2 post!

Just around 60 to go!

[dusty bramble]

It’ll be fire

[wet cairn]

Actually the idea is good, the problem is that carrying it out could end what little global productivity remains, causing the world to collapse

[rapid depot]

so real

[vernal quarry]

The day balatro 2 comes out is the day all humans become the wall e humans

[vast valley]

has skinky seen this

[dusty bramble]

who knows 😭

[vernal quarry]

Yes

i showed it to her and she had an le epic breakdown UwU

[dusty bramble]

omfg 😭 🙏

[rapid depot]

Honestly, that’s so real

[vernal quarry]

I wonder if the original OP has seen this

[dusty bramble]

I hope

[vernal quarry]

I read through the entire of balatro 2 (the original) chat and holy shit she hated it so much XD

[dusty bramble]

also since i'm finally on winter break I'll be starting on the video's script soon

[acoustic pelican]

I think Balatro 2 should be a mashup with "Free ideas for anyone to order", that would make it truly great

[dusty bramble]

This'll be the offical mascot of Balatro 2

[short turtle]

+4 chips

[dusty bramble]

Production begins

(I'm writing the entire thing in Impact, btw)

[vernal quarry]

WE REACHED THE 40 MARK

40 NOPES

Almost halfway to the original!

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[vernal quarry]

I think what we need to do is to constantly bump the post by posting one random letter over and over to piss people off! /J please don't do this

[dusty bramble]

fuck no

I'm not going to bump it unless I have something important related to this (like the video, script updates) to show

[vernal quarry]

Awesome

[wet cairn]

Seriously, it makes me sad that if the creator of balatro releases a new game, he will never release it to the public, It's kind of sad :')

[round sparrow]

rusty saw joker. sell to set hands to 0, set discards to zero, destroy all cards, sell all jokers, set money to -999, set ante to 0, delete balatro from your hard drive, and give your address to a hired assasin, dressed as jimbo, armed with nothing but a 1:1 replica of sacrifical dagger.

yes im a genius

[vernal quarry]

This is a masterpiece

I love it, this is why balatro 2 2 is amazing

[round sparrow]

I will try to make a BUSTED joker every couple days for Balatro 2.

[vast valley]

how is this going

[crisp frigate]

Balatro 7: Grand Dad

[dusty bramble]

Going well, I’m traveling rn so I’m not working on it atm but it’ll be done trust

[ornate slate]

I think balatro 8 would be better

[vernal quarry]

Any progress so far? If you made good progress can you give us a small lil part of the script? >:3

[dusty bramble]

Monday probably :>

[rapid depot]

Lol, are you actually working on like a “balatro 2 predictions” video?

[vernal quarry]

When you finish it please make a sunnyv2 like thumbnail and make it as clickbaity as possible (100 red arrows)

[dusty bramble]

Omfg bet

[dusty bramble]

it’s more like a “why it should happen” video

[vernal quarry]

Do you know how to code? at least in scratch?

If so make an extremely crappy balatro 2 game that has literally nothing to do with balatro

WAIT

EVEN BETTER IDEA

[dusty bramble]

Not the slightest bit (although I can do scratch)

[vernal quarry]

How about you feature "balatro 2 gameplay" and literally just show fucking poker gameplay

Like its just 10 minutes of silent poker gameplay

[dusty bramble]

💀🙏 it’s perfect

it’s beautiful

immaculate

[vernal quarry]

"Guys localthunk gave me early access to balatro 2, heres some gameplay"

[dusty bramble]

💀💀💀

no wait it should be like those crappy online poker websites where you play against bots

[vernal quarry]

YES

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

I would post a link but i have no idea if posting it is allowed

Eh its harmless

[dusty bramble]

This is perfect

[delicate flame]

50 nopes is crazy

[candid bane]

Balatro 2 is real

[copper parrot]

55 now

[scarlet shore]

If Balatro 2 does at some point become a reality, it’d be nice if it was made in a different engine, preferably godot

[vernal quarry]

We are getting close to the amount of nopes the original post had which was like 80

[candid bane]

What if instead of a roguelike card game

Balatro 2 is a first person shooter with a battlepass and epic skins in the shop available for purchase

[dusty bramble]

It’s perfect

[vernal quarry]

Amazing

[copper parrot]

Balatro 2 should be a game where you fight in hand to hand combat with its creators

[scarlet shore]

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[desert heart]

Maybe this time it will win GOTY

[covert linden]

Scratch does have cloud variables so in theory you could change the cloud variables when the user wants to spend money and set up another program to monitor the cloud variables and make the purchase. Though it would be a little insecure since anyone would be able to see all credit card information of the users

[scarlet shore]

Just a little insecure lol

[vernal quarry]

If you make a balatro 2 in scratch PLEASE do it in turbowarp

Turbowarp is scratch but without the limitations

You can even change the window size and literally make it where you can control the window (kind of like window kill)

[unique skiff]

you know what I think could be interesting maybe not as a sequel but more like a spin off of Balatro?

if they applied a sort of "RPG" mechanic to the game

it would sort of be like Slay the Spire but with a poker twist (as if Balatro wasn't already that)

[vernal quarry]

Add 500 side quests too

[unique skiff]

no not like that lol

I mean more like... it would basically still be the same

the only difference is now you're dealing damage instead of collecting poker chips

and like attacking enemies that also use poker hands

sort of like Dicey Dungeons

[vernal quarry]

Side note i hate dicey dungeons

[unique skiff]

ok lol

[sleek cedar]

thats a cool idea, but i don't see the need to connect it to balatro at that point

[vernal quarry]

I want every character to be jimbo

[vernal quarry]

Everything needs to be connected to balatro

[unique skiff]

literally everything:
Winston Churchill...

uh... Rugrats...

the mole on Robert de Niro's face

tofu

[copper parrot]

Steak from minecraft

[unique skiff]

I'd rather go for the chicken

[vernal quarry]

NO

NOOOOO

[sick spade]

oh my god balatro 2 returned

why did no one tell me this

[vernal quarry]

You weren't worthy of that information before but now you are free of sin

Welcome to heaven

Also this post is a lot better because the OP of this post is actually making a video about why it should be made

[sick spade]

no way

peak

[vernal quarry]

It's the peakest of peaks

[rapid depot]

Truly nothing more peak than this

(Besides dunking on misprint, now THAT is truly peak)

[vast valley]

actually did the first balatro 2 thread get deleted or smth

[scarlet shore]

Probably archived

Forums get archived automatically if people don’t talk in them for a while

[sleek cedar]

I believe it was deleted. No one was really talking in it, but the OP kept pushing it for no reason

[dusty bramble]

I’m planning on getting the video out by the end of February: Keep in mind I’ve never used video editing software so it’s going to take a while 😭 the recording itself shouldn’t be too bad tho

Which is why the deadline is so long’

Also school and shit 💀

[vernal quarry]

Awesome sauce :3

[vernal quarry]

Wish it was archived because it was fun reading when it started

[oblique briar]

The game has literally not even been out for a year and we're already scarring our kneecaps begging for a sequel? Gamers are so out of touch istg

[sleek cedar]

Me when a joke suggestion doesn’t line up with reality

[vernal quarry]

We need a balatro 3

[dusty bramble]

why not a 4?

[vernal quarry]

4 isnt a good number, just skip straight to 5

[crisp frigate]

50 days

[dusty bramble]

that's like, basically a year

[rapid depot]

We need Balatro sequels being pumped out like fighting games in the 90s

[dusty bramble]

pump them out like Chef Skinner made spin-off's to Gusteau's business

[vast valley]

no after 3 it goes to π

and then π + 2i

after that it'll just go to ℵ0

[unique skiff]

This is such a specific yet perfect way to describe it

[copper parrot]

We are beyond 70

Ok but Balatro 2 should have meta progression

[scarlet shore]

That reminds me of goat sim. They went straight from 1 to 3

[copper parrot]

What about Balatro 8 ball

Everything should be 1 in 4

[drowsy walrus]

fifa game style releases of balatro

balatro 2026 is the hidden announcement 🤫

[scarlet shore]

We need a balatro competitive scene

[dusty bramble]

Make it a rougelite 🤑

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/numbers-angry-birds-if-i-roll-every-single-number-if-i-roll-gif-16809459145831064645

[copper parrot]

Every Balatro enjoyer

[vernal quarry]

No, it should have deeper meta progression

[copper parrot]

Has anyone suggested that Balatro 2 should have all the ideas from #1187936299655647313

[dusty bramble]

Shit I’d make that into a mod but I can’t code

[copper parrot]

Sad

[copper parrot]

Every day we are getting closer to our ultimate goal

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 actually uses a comic sans font

[unique skiff]

Undertale lookin' ah

[copper parrot]

There should be sans in the game

[vernal quarry]

This post is making me want a "projects" channel

I know theres a forum or something where we can post our mods but the projects channel can be just, a balatro related project, or just any project

[copper parrot]

Balatro 3

[dusty bramble]

sorry about the silence on the entire thing btw i got some stuff going on, but i WILL do this damn video

i will finish it i swear

[vernal quarry]

It's fine, take your time :3

[jovial canyon]

THIS

[vernal quarry]

Hooray!

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-i-wonder-why-john-weir-rabbit-hole-s1-e5-no-wonder-gif-4430198441909073741

[jovial canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-undertale-what-the-hell-gif-14159748181054565901

[copper parrot]

In balatro 2, Jimbo should be a legendary joker

[unique skiff]

That's not a bad idea

Assuming the mascot of Balatro 2 isn't Jimbo anyways

[copper parrot]

It would be a good reference to its inferior predecessor

[fluid torrent]

Balatro 2 : Featuring - Elder Jimbo

[candid bane]

Balatro 2 should be an arena fighter like Jujutsu Kaisen Cursed Clash with an exclusive Cavendish DLC fighter for the cheap price of $19.99

[fluid torrent]

Do the jokers give extra attacks and powers or what

[candid bane]

Jokers ARE the fighters

[fluid torrent]

what do blueprint, invisible joker and brainstorm do then? (please dont say invisible joker is invisible)

[sick spade]

daddy - legendary
renames all jokers to babygirl. gains x1 mult for every babygirls you have

[short turtle]

balatro 2 graphics

[rapid depot]

Unlocking my phone after seeing a notif for this place just to have “daddy” be the first thing I read was crazy

[sick spade]

culterpayer goes crazy 🔥

[rapid depot]

“Gamle Came”

[sick spade]

thank you 😊

[short turtle]

SEEEDS 83

[vague crow]

there's 83 seeds and they've all been reverse engineered on the first day by @real ocean

[sick spade]

seed OOOOO83 is like the bugged all rare seed but with legendaries trust

[copper parrot]

We only need 3 more s

[copper parrot]

It’s all just ai generated images. The entire thing is just ai generated images/png images

Balatro 2 should refer to all instances of itself in second person

[real ocean]

seed 12 is the fastest for speedrunning by the way

[narrow barn]

too early for a sequel

besides what would they add?

[copper parrot]

We should make a list of all the things that were suggested:
• Meta Progression
• ALL ideas from #1187936299655647313
• Sans
• Comic Sans font
• Balatro ℵ0
• Trash AI poker gameplay
• The official Mascot (linked in the reply)

There’s more I’m sure

Add it all

[vital silo]

a new joker that's just a cameo from balala joker poker

[crisp frigate]

this is what balatro would look like under magnificus

[sick spade]

wait really?

[dusty bramble]

This is gonna be so ass 💔 😭

[unique skiff]

let Dungeons and Degenerates Blackjack make a cameo

they used one of our cards, let's use one of theirs

[dusty bramble]

are people turning this into an actual mod?

because I have suggestions

[copper parrot]

Throwing card enhancement.

Picking up a card and moving too fast throws it off the screen

You don’t get it back

[dusty bramble]

and then you find it in later antes and immidetely add it to your hand

kinda like a holding chamber

[copper parrot]

No comes around and it’s you, dealing 5 damage to you

Balatro 2 has a health bar

[dusty bramble]

💀

Instead of losing when you runo ut of hands you take damag

[copper parrot]

Per round lost -7.52 HP, (your HP is 6

[unique skiff]

I was thinking more like the Joker from that game lol

I forget what that one does actually

[copper parrot]

Oh

Joker from dungeons and degenerate gamblers.
You can play a max of 5 cards (duh it’s Balatro)
On stand, Gain +4 chips per played card

[unique skiff]

"On play: Choose a card from your discard pile and copy its value and suit"

... I think it'd be more interesting if it was more based on replicating the style of DNDG like Jimbo did in that game

so like...

[copper parrot]

Here this is the one

I remember this one

[unique skiff]

maybe it could do something along the lines of "if the ranks in your played hand adds up to 21, gain +X3"

that'd be the simplest way to do it

call it the Blackjack Joker

[unique skiff]

yeah exactly

[copper parrot]

Jimbo should make a cameo in Balatro 2

[unique skiff]

as a legendary joker

[copper parrot]

Its effect should be
“You can play 5 cards”

[unique skiff]

well no

oh wait

nevermind I see what you mean

I thought you were saying thats what it should do in DNDG

anyways

[copper parrot]

lol

[unique skiff]

how about Jimbo's epic ability as a legendary joker

it has to be

the most iconic ability in Balatro history

[copper parrot]

Blueprint’s effects should be +8 Mult

[unique skiff]

ladies and gentlemen

I present

+4 mult

[copper parrot]

It shouldn’t be legendary

It should be epic

[unique skiff]

it should be ULTIMATE

[copper parrot]

Also no more perishable sticker 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💥

On Gros Michel specifically

[vernal quarry]

There should be cool cat in it

[dusty bramble]

accepted

[vernal quarry]

Make it where theres a "live cool cat reaction" thing in the top right of balatro 2 gameplay

:3

[short turtle]

Justice turns your whole hand into glass due to power creep

[vernal quarry]

There should be a secret mechanic where a joker has a 1/500 chance to look like seance

"why did this soul card give me seance?"

[pale creek]

Has this become #1187936299655647313 2.0

[vernal quarry]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT XDDDD

Also basically yes

ALSO 82 NOPES! I think we now have more nopes than the original balatro 2! @dusty bramble

[sleek cedar]

"become" implies that it wasn't at some point in time

[vernal quarry]

I wonder if an admin has seen this post yet

Hopefully this post doesnt get killed off before the video gets uploaded lol

[sleek cedar]

Congratulations! It's good to see Balatro 2: the sequel break new ground in terms of general dissaproval

[vernal quarry]

Hooray!!!

This might be the most noped post ever now

[pale creek]

Taking down a post for being hated is literally 1984

[sleek cedar]

I doubt it. Last one only got banned because the guy kept boosting it himself for no reason other then to boost it. Unless someone starts doing that here, the mods will probably have no problem

[vernal quarry]

Wait

That means

||balatro 3 is allowed?||

[sleek cedar]

the world isn't ready

[vernal quarry]

:3

https://tenor.com/view/cheering-cute-cat-smile-jump-gif-17108371

Me when balatro 3 releases

Honestly updating games is cringe, instead of making new updates, just make an entire sequel with those planned features in the update

Even if its a smal bugfix

[dusty bramble]

Balatro 7: The bugfix

[vernal quarry]

Yis :3

[copper parrot]

82 s have been achieved I wonder if we can go for 100

[vernal quarry]

Yes

Can someone try to find if theres a post with more nopes?

[copper parrot]

Probably not

[dusty bramble]

I'm sure the original Balatro 2 had more nopes than this, but who knows

[vernal quarry]

It had less than 90 100%

New goal?

[dusty bramble]

you bet

[safe crag]

Joker idea for Balatro 2: Heirloom Tomato

Sell this Joker to put a [Card] in your deck.
The [Card] will always be the last card that you played in your previous run, preserving any enhancements, seals and editions.

[copper parrot]

Ah yes
4oak aces and a [Card]

[vernal quarry]

[Card] is my favorite card in the game

[short turtle]

Pairs have been completely removed for balance reasons in Balatro 2

Planet Cards have also been rebranded to Country Cards, but nothing else is changed with them

[sleek cedar]

What does USA upgrade?

[short turtle]

High card, since that works best with the new Oil Baron joker

[golden meteor]

Nothing, it lies to you about upgrading two random hands, when it actually just steals those planet's oil reserves

[golden meteor]

Geniuses think alike

[short turtle]

The Soul has been removed from Balatro 2 due to being too rare, but for some reason all the legendaries have become normal jokers. Chicot is a rare, and Perkeo is common

[vernal quarry]

High card and pair are removed from the game

If you try playing them the game should crash and Jimbo jumpscares you

[sick spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pizzatower-pizza-tower-pepino-pepino-spaghetti-spaghetti-gif-18234858710216757630

[vernal quarry]

Wow more people despise this

[sleek cedar]

I wonder how many people noped it because of actually not liking it, and how many did it for the meme

[graceful gust]

honestly it would be an homage to video poker which is traditionally jacks or higher

uh, minus jimbo haunting you

[vernal quarry]

I LOVE JIMBO

ALSOOOO

@dusty bramble WE REACHED IT

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-shocked-geller-ross-gif-24769590

this is so real

[vernal quarry]

WE REACHED MORE NOPES THAN THE ORIGINAL

(I know i said that before but now im 100% we reached more nopes than the original)

[vernal quarry]

How does it feel to be the proud owner of the most noped post ever in the entire balatro server

NOOOOOOO

WHO RUINED IT

[dusty bramble]

LMAO

😭

[vernal quarry]

:(

[candid bane]

In Balatro 2

There should be a fishing mechanic

Mining mechanic

Relationship with townspeople mechanic

Killing mechanic

Farming mechanic

[copper parrot]

There should be relationship levels with Jimbos

[vernal quarry]

Jimbo land...

Im not joking I had a dream about this post where a mod deleted it and banned lol happy and the mod threatened to blow my house up if I ever mentioned balatro 2 or 3 again

[vital silo]

Balatro Crypto edition when?

[vernal quarry]

I just realized there's 94 nopes jeez

[vernal quarry]

Cryptid mod should be compatible with balatro 2

[subtle wedge]

Yeah

[vernal quarry]

Cryptid mod is a very balanced mod compared to balatro 2

[subtle wedge]

I want to see more stakes with more stickers or features

[vernal quarry]

There's other roguelikes that people prefer over balatro, so to make balatro the perfect game, let's just steal everything in every famous roguelike and shove it into balatro 2

[vital silo]

add every item from the binding of isaac into balatro 2

[subtle wedge]

I suggest each boss should have an own 2d model for them instead of just icons

[vernal quarry]

Every copy of Balatro 2 should be personalized

[warm wave]

@w@?

[copper parrot]

Make this into a joker in Balatro 2

[vernal quarry]

Watermelon: gain 2x more money for 3 rounds, after 3 rounds, -2 hands for the next round

Don't ask where the money comes from the watermelon Mafia will kill me

[dusty bramble]

😭😭

[sleek cedar]

I love game design

[vernal quarry]

I remember in the dream dming you asking you if you were still in the server and all you said were cryptic things

Do not ban lol happy from the balatro discord server he WILL go insane

[dusty bramble]

lmfaooo

[copper parrot]

+x^1992 Mult when

[sacred jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[vernal quarry]

Balatro....

[vital silo]

switch 2 came out before balatro 2

absolutely shameful

[vernal quarry]

Wow that's so not epic poggers among us

[vernal quarry]

I have an idea for what should be in the video, you should add subway surfers gameplay and slime ASMR to the "balatro 2" gameplay section

Please don't forget the poker part of the video, it would be hilarious, make sure it's just silent gameplay for like 12 minutes lol

[dusty bramble]

I’m trying to work on the script 😭 I’m sorry I have a lot of life going on

[copper parrot]

Make Balatro 2 +Mult sound effect sound like a meme

[sick spade]

• mult makes a vine boom, x mult makes a metal pipe falling sound effect, their volume depends on how much is added

[dusty bramble]

Has anyone comprised all of this into a sheet yet? If not, I can do it

[copper parrot]

I think you should focus on making the gameplay first

Then someone here will make a sheet out of it

[unique skiff]

I swear to God if Balatro ever becomes the next "thing you watch while family guy is above it" I will scream

[copper parrot]

What about +Chips and xChips

[ember lynx]

Why is this still a thing and is that video out yet

[vernal quarry]

It'll come out like, by the end of February maybe? I'm not sure

OP is very busy

[ember lynx]

Ok

[vernal quarry]

Wait guys I have a good idea for balatro 2

There should be jokers

Also holy shit we are almost at 100 nopes

[austere geode]

100!!!!!

[sick spade]

100 NOPES LETS GOOO

[spring creek]

Hear me out

Balatro 3

Better than balatro 2

[dusty bramble]

Shit, abandoning the entire video and making a Balatro 3 video

(In all seriousness though I AM going to make this video)

[vernal quarry]

WOOOOO

We are officially (not officially) the worst post in the balatro server ever!

[quick cradle]

peak

[vernal quarry]

I bet on Balatro that there is no post with more than 100 nopes

This has to be the most HATED post ever

[copper parrot]

We gotta get 👎 on this post to 100 also

[candid bane]

We should just skip straight to Balatro 3, who cares about Balatro 2?

[vernal quarry]

22 people care about balatro 2

[plain nacelle]

We should double up on Balatro 2. Let's go to Balatro 4.

[round sparrow]

i care

i care!

[golden meteor]

Balatro2²

Not balatro 4

[round sparrow]

Balatro Θ'

[golden meteor]

Also

[golden meteor]

Awesome name and pfp btw

Absolutely GOATED

[round sparrow]

Stoat Joker

Does nothing and sometimes chastises you

[golden meteor]

Jimbo but cuter basically

[round sparrow]

jimbo but better

[golden meteor]

I js got all my Inscryption carde

Full set

[round sparrow]

same

[golden meteor]

Nicereee

[plain nacelle]

BalatrΘ'

[round sparrow]

new joker idea

[short turtle]

New Joker Concept: “The Gambit”
Theme:
The Gambit is a master of risk and reward, manipulating both immediate hand scoring and future deck outcomes. He tempts players with high multipliers at the cost of accumulating debt or chaos.

Card Effect:

“Risk Multiplier”: Multiply the hand’s score by 2, 3, or 4.
Debt: Pay chips equal to (multiplier – 1) × 2 for the next 3 rounds, or lose 5 points per missed payment.
Optional Ability:
“Dealer’s Deception”: Shuffle all Jokers back into the deck with altered, unpredictable effects.
Gameplay Impact:
This Joker rewards aggressive scoring with steep risks. The higher the multiplier, the more debt must be managed. Choosing deception reshapes future Joker interactions into a gamble of their own.

Narrative Flavor:
A charming trickster dressed as a showman, The Gambit speaks like a carnival dealer — offering fortune wrapped in hidden costs. His smile promises thrill and danger in equal measure.

[ember lynx]

Gambling joker: can spend 4 dollars for a 1 in 4 chance to earn 8 dollars

[candid bane]

We need a Balatro prequel

And

3 spinoffs

And

A whole movie trilogy

And

Balatro-themed crocs

[ember lynx]

Balatro merch

[bleak fox]

Just add multiplayer lol

[ember lynx]

Jimbo plushies

[plain nacelle]

Multiplayer Balatro would go crazy

[bleak fox]

there exists the mod but it’s a little tricky to download, plus an official version would just be better imo

[plain nacelle]

True

[spring creek]

balatro 5

[south crescent]

Balatro 6: This isnt a joke(r).

[candid bane]

Balatro 7: 2 Fast 2 Joker

[granite crypt]

balatro 8: the house wins again

[granite crypt]

already made

[plain nacelle]

Balatro 9: Perkeo's Fury

[copper parrot]

Balatr10, Legendary’s Revolution

[short turtle]

Balatnope! (common joker)
Gives x chips equal to on this post (currently 109x chips)

It’s balanced because chips are weaker than mult

[narrow barn]

wait.

if u swap the values of chips and mult......

wont the result be the same?

[sleek cedar]

No, because the c in chips isn’t a letter, but a constant that stands for the speed of light

[short turtle]

^ exactly, anyone who doesn’t understand this clearly hasn’t played Balatro 2 yet

[spring creek]

balatro naneinf

cryptid mod spam on the balatro

[copper parrot]

So chips is actually hips

[plain nacelle]

Balatro 11: Homeless

[frozen flax]

Balatro 28: Super Spade Fighters

[plain nacelle]

THATS 12 YOU F

Balatro 13: Joker Kart

[copper parrot]

People in Balatro can’t count, they just like funny number go brrrr

[spring creek]

balatro 14: i should have never said balatro 3

[candid bane]

Balatro 15: The Revenge of Balatro 3

[granite crypt]

Balatro 16: The Revenge of The Revenge of Balatro 3

[copper parrot]

Balatro 17: The revenge of the… nvm too lazy

[granite crypt]

Balatro 18: The revenge of the revenge of the revenge the revenge of Balatro 3

[spring creek]

balatro 19: is this gonna become balatro meme canon

[copper parrot]

Balatro 20: we should make an actual Balatro 20 post

[spring creek]

Balatro 21: multiply the balatro sequels by 1.5x for each king held in hand

[warm wave]

Balatro Pi: An explanation

It's rumored to be official: In Balatro 75, you'll be shooting blinds from Balatro 9 using a card shuffling machine.

[plain nacelle]

Oh look it got worse

[crisp frigate]

Balatro 22: Prices aren't the only thing being slashed

[plain nacelle]

Balatro 23: Fold

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 24 of a kind

[south crescent]

Balatro 25: 25th aniversary mode! MASSACRE

Balatro 26: A mind of their own

in balatro 26, you can suggest 5 jokers that stay with you. You can replace them if wanted. Then every day out of all the selections, one joker from all suggestions gets added. you cant use these 5 jokers you suggest

[plain nacelle]

Balatro 27: Casino Simulator

[granite crypt]

Balatro 28: Jimbo Justifies The Pegi 18 Rating (stolen joke)

[south crescent]

Balatro 29: world war J(imbo)

when 100000 copies of balatro 29 are sold, jimbo nukes russia

[narrow barn]

balatro 30: (pray) every single thing that has a number on it is randomized.

[vast valley]

balatro31: the final balatro, like seriously this is the final one

[south crescent]

balatro 32: or is it (Vsauce music)

[copper parrot]

Balatro 33: yes it is (yippie sound effect)

[south crescent]

balatro 34: no it isnt (aww sound effect)

[copper parrot]

Balatro 35: are you sure?

[south crescent]

balatro 36: yes

[copper parrot]

Balatro 37: ok

[south crescent]

balatro 39: yay i won!

its kinda weird to have a game fighting against itself

[copper parrot]

Balatro 41: where did Balatro 40 go

[south crescent]

balatro 42: a 2

balatro 44: hide n seek

[warm wave]

Balatro 40: а

[plain nacelle]

Balatro 45: Chapter End.

And now..

Balatwo: New Beginnings

[south crescent]

balathree: now we are getting somewhere

[plain nacelle]

Balafour: Cardstock Point

[south crescent]

balafive: find jimbo

[copper parrot]

Balasix: Balatro six real?!1!1?

[south crescent]

balatwo 2: wait now im confused

[copper parrot]

Balasevne: oh I spelt snevrn wrong

[south crescent]

balaseven 2: i got it write this thyme

[narrow barn]

balasix: destroy all other jokers, this does nothing else (cause why not)

[south crescent]

ballot: we have surpassed numbers. we are one. we are many.

[candid bane]

Balatro -1: The Legends of Jimbo

The long awaited prequel

[spring creek]

Hanging Balatro: Now I really regret saying Balatro 3

Balatro Hell: Nevermind I dont

[short turtle]

Balatro 2 has 100 different stakes, each one requiring you to go 1 ante later

[spring creek]

imagine stake 31

[warm wave]

Balatro i: Are you playing for the blinds

[spring creek]

Balatro 3x+1: E

[warm wave]

Balatro: [arbitrary transfinite ordinal] infinity is not a chapel!

[spring creek]

Balatro æ: jimbo finds your ip address

[candid bane]

Balatro: Like a Dragon

[fluid torrent]

balatro balatro: Jimbo and Obmij have been in a war for 100 years. You need to choose who wins by spying on both

[golden meteor]

Erm acksually it'd be Yakuza: Ballsatro

[candid bane]

Balatro & Peglin at the Olympic Games 2028

Balatro: Love, Jimbo
-# The interactive dating game

Papa’s Balatroria

[spring creek]

Balatrotrotrotrotrotro: Trotro

[dusty bramble]

Balatro, Chapter 2: A new start

[plain nacelle]

Amazing

Balatro Chapter 2 Season 1: The Blueprint

[sharp yacht]

Balatro 1.7e308+1: the reckoning

[vernal quarry]

I had a dream about this post reaching 348 nopes

Sad to see it was just a dream :(

[rapid depot]

Balatro 2 is taking control of your life

[vernal quarry]

D:

[candid bane]

Balatro: Star Rail

[candid bane]

Balatro: Night of the Living Balatrones

Balatrostein

Balatro: Five Nights at Jimbo’s

[spring creek]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: Latro

[crisp frigate]

Balatro: Slaves to Armok

[spring creek]

Ortabalatrodffjhgeuirfhnghergihfugherinhucghgurhigeuih: Akff

[rapid depot]

Balatro? More like BALLSatro!!!!

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-electro-meme-brainrot-spiderman-2-gif-15282725986771945261

[spring creek]

Balatro Plsendthis:

[candid bane]

Balatro: Journey to the West

[spring creek]

Poker: Balatro’s Second Spinoff

[plain nacelle]

My god what has this post become

[rapid depot]

It’s evolving, adapting every day. It’s far beyond human evolution now

[plain nacelle]

atp someone's gonna make a mod that adds game modes

[golden meteor]

Gonna make Balatro Tower Defense, abbreviated as BTD

That idea has never been used

[plain nacelle]

Dew it

No balls

[spring creek]

i cant shut it down

[dusty bramble]

Do it

How long should I make the video btw? I’m thinking something like 10-20 minutes but you got any suggestions?

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 can count to 3!

123 nopes!

[crisp frigate]

Did better than valve

[plain nacelle]

Half Joker 2

[spring creek]

Balatro mod with all the balatro numbers

Balatro mod balatro

[vernal quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F081mF4K0Ac&list=PL9DE213A7BDAFA41B&index=6

This should be the final boss of balatro 2 theme

[rapid depot]

I saw “final boss” and “theme” and thought the link was gonna be this cover lmao https://youtu.be/idU3TSyK2_Y?si=Qlgl5gMZsSLPnI6l

[vernal quarry]

No, simpsons boss battle 3 is better, its the best song ever created by a human being

:3

[rapid depot]

ears currently bleeding yup, sounds so great, just love it

[plain nacelle]

Oh look it got worse

Damn

[vernal quarry]

We are almost at 150 nopes XDDD

How's it going btw?

[rapid depot]

150 nopes would go so hard

[vernal quarry]

Once we reach 150 we should give out 150$ to the homeless

[dusty bramble]

Going decently well, still pretty slow tho 💔

[candid bane]

Balatro Kaisen

[copper parrot]

Legit tho, everyone who d just need to give $1

[vast valley]

we'll make a mod where everyone who noped gets turned into a joker

[hexed tide]

You are spoiled by AAAs, you don't need a sequel to update the game. There's nothing in current game worth deleting, why not just continue to expand upon it?

That being said, I would very much appreciate is balatro got rewritten in a language that doesn't start to lag after creating 300 copies of the same object.

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[hexed tide]

Yes, I know this is a shitpost

I just wanted to yap about lua being shit

[dusty bramble]

@short turtle I'm thinking... Arby's.

[short turtle]

whar

[dusty bramble]

your pfp

it's the zootopia abortion comic, is it not?

[short turtle]

It is

[candid bane]

The what now

[vast valley]

we have 17 nopes left

everyone here should nope this post

[vast valley]

16

[vernal quarry]

Amazing

[vast valley]

14

[vast valley]

12

[rain gate]

Balatro 2.1: Chapter 1: The beginning of the start

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 needs to be WOKE

After balatro 2 is made, we need to make a balatro 3

And then a balatro 4

[sleek cedar]

whats the point of balatro 3?

balatro 2 serves as a perfect end point for the series

[vernal quarry]

I just think 3 is a nice number

Why stop at 2?

[golden meteor]

Balatro 2 episode 2

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 episode 3

[golden meteor]

Balatro 2 episode 2 act 2*

[vernal quarry]

No way :O

[vernal quarry]

This should be a joker

[vast valley]

10

[rain gate]

9

[supple smelt]

Why does this have so many Nope’s.
Its mean to be hehehaha funny

[unique skiff]

Bro that ain't brainstorm that's mindrain

[vernal quarry]

FUCK

[soft seal]

Among Us

[vernal quarry]

I LEFT THE PAPER AT SCHOOL

Its gone forever

No more shitty brainstorm for me

[soft seal]

At least we have the picture

[vernal quarry]

True

[rain gate]

balatro2 artstyle confirmed

[vast valley]

7

we are getting close

[copper parrot]

The joke (boss)

[fluid torrent]

wowowowowowwoowowwoooooooooowowoowooooooooooooooooowoooooooooooooooowowowowowowowowowowoowwowowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow thats such a sigma game idea

[soft seal]

[vernal quarry]

Balatro 2 needs to have gay

You should sneak in a frame of men kissing in the video

[stoic citrus]

Balatro: Shadow Of The Jimbo DLC
“Come now, touch the withered card and travel to the Land of Blinds. May we Mult again.” St. Nope!

[golden meteor]

6...

[vernal quarry]

We are so close to 150, once we reach 150 I WILL release the children trapped inside my basement

[supple smelt]

SACRIFICE THEM TO LOCALTHUNK!

LET THE BLOOD POUR

MAY OUR GOD SEE THIS! MAY HE CREATE A SECOND CHILD

[sleek cedar]

The economy says they're worth more dead then they are alive. You know what you must do

[rain gate]

5

also

In Balatro 2 all the Seals should have Riff-Raff on them

[sacred jasper]

Everyday this post still somehow manages to receive traction

Can we please put this post down

[ember lynx]

Sounds like something that would happen at 150 nopes

[spring creek]

thank god

no more balatro sequels

well i want one more

Balatro: obmiJ

final balatro boss?

Balatro obmiJ reverses the music, sets your discards to 0, hands to 2, and -1 Joker slot

Jimbo appears 20X more often

Tarot cards are redesigned to be jimbo

When you get 4 Jimbos you get Multi Jimbo which multiplies chips and mult by 4X

When all your joker slots are filled up with jimbos you get multi jimbos

When all of your slats are multi jimbos you get powerful jimbos which x4 then ^4 your mult

When you get 2 powerful jimbos each powerful jimbo generates $444 at the end of round and tetrates mult by ^^1.4 as well

When you have 4 powerful jimbos and $4,444 you get mega jimbo which does powerful joker effects but raises mult to the ^^^^1.4

mega jimbo sets rerolls to $4

and every value if possible is set to 4 including ante ups (or Jimbte Ups) which rounds ante to the nearest multiple of 4

when you reach ante 44 (Probably possoble with the powerful jimbos)

there will be a boss called the obniJ

which is the actual final boss

when you defeat The obniJ you win

and its over

no more sequels

THE END

This crap is too complex

I shouldve said on Ante 44 you see the jimbo

and thats it

[vast valley]

5

29/30

[golden meteor]

Im removing my nope just for that

[vernal quarry]

If you press nope again I will kill the children instead

[golden meteor]

[vernal quarry]

Does that mean you'll nope the post 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[spring creek]

Nope the post for naneinf high score on ur next balatro run

Very real

[vernal quarry]

I really want the video to be like "look how many people want balatro 2!" And it shows the (soon to be) 150 nopes XD

[golden meteor]

I wanna be the 150th

[vernal quarry]

GREEDY

[ember lynx]

The second it turns 150 im removing my vote

[vernal quarry]

SAME

No one will be the 150th

If there's no 150th nope

Also I just realized how big of a number 148 is compared to other suggestions

Bad suggestions normally get AT MOST 10 nopes

If it's really bad it would get around 20

We have 148 nopes 😭

[ember lynx]

Yeah people really dont like this idea lol

[vernal quarry]

That's an understatement XD

[rapid depot]

True, I would just HATE a Balatro 2. God, it would just be so AWFUL. You mean I get my favorite game AGAIN??? No THANK YOU!!!!

[wanton hare]

If Balatro 2 is so good, why isn't there a Baltro 2 2 yet?

[vernal quarry]

Let's make a post for it/j

[rapid depot]

Balatro; Ballet edition

Balletro, even

[vernal quarry]

:O

I'm about to balatro all over my jimbo

[wanton hare]

I'm boutta Mult SFX all over my Chip SFX until I XMult SFX

[vernal quarry]

+4 mult? I was +4 mult once, they locked me in a blind, a small blind, a small blind with jimbo's, and jimbo's make me +4 mult,

[ember lynx]

One more

Just one more nope then we get 150

[golden meteor]

I was 150

:)

[golden meteor]

Yessir

[rapid depot]

Wrong. Wrong. Completely wrong.

[golden meteor]

I brought receipts nf

WAIT I DIDNT INCLUDE THE TIME

NOOOOOO

[rapid depot]

Damn, your receipt looks like it got misprinted

[golden meteor]

I curse you with never ending misprint

[ember lynx]

I have so much power

[golden meteor]

Only common you shall see for the next 3 runs

[rapid depot]

As the resident 150th noper, I think I deserve full credit for the fate of those children

[golden meteor]

Wdym

Its at 149

[rapid depot]

I’m actually malding, what the hell!?!!!?!

I can’t believe this

[hollow spoke]

150TH NOPE HA GET FUCKED

[wanton hare]

READ YOUR NOTIFICATIONS

This makes me unreasonably angry

[rapid depot]

My genuine reaction:

[vernal quarry]

HAHA IM THE 150TH

I REMOVED MY NOPE AND THEN NOPED AGAIN

TAKE THAT

[hollow spoke]

Now it's Me 2 can play this game

Better yet

[golden meteor]

No

Well I'm 151st

So im the coolest Pokémon or smth

[vernal quarry]

No me

Take that L

[golden meteor]

Nope

Me

[vernal quarry]

:O NOOOO

:3

[golden meteor]

150 peasent

[vernal quarry]

D:

[golden meteor]

Hit em with the react unreact fakeout

[vernal quarry]

WELL IM THE 1ST 🍕 REACTION

[wanton hare]

I'm the SECOND 🍕 reaction

First is the worst second is the best nerd!!

[golden meteor]

Third is the one with the golden chest...

[vernal quarry]

NOOOOOO

[rain gate]

151 nopes

[vernal quarry]

Let's get to 200/j

Honestly the factory is slowing down a lot we will not get to 200 nopes lol

If we do it would take like, 3 trillion years

[ember lynx]

This post is the most unhinged thing on this server

[vernal quarry]

IM KILLING THEM NOW

HAHAHHAHAHA

[worn sparrow]

joker

[golden meteor]

But

But where will your free labor go

[dusty bramble]

bet

[vast valley]

yo we hit 150

hmm we can make a texture pack where we replace the jokers with all of them

[lapis spire]

no i dont think so

[vast valley]

what the fuck

tempest what are you doing here

[lapis spire]

i was in here back in september and then i left and now im back

damn bruh u got 10k messages here

[vast valley]

fr?

wow

[dusty bramble]

@vernal quarry

(This isn't the final clip i just did this half-awake as a shitpost)

[vernal quarry]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE ITTTT

[dusty bramble]

the video is going real well dw (this is the only clip so far)

[vernal quarry]

Its perfect

:3

[dusty bramble]

give me some other clip ideas

[vernal quarry]

You should post it in game discussion

[dusty bramble]

I did already, no one responded 💔

[vernal quarry]

I have an idea but i wanna wait for the video, you should say localthunk gave you early access to balatro 2 and its literally just online poker gameplay with bots with nothing but coughing and sniffling noises

[dusty bramble]

😭

[vernal quarry]

Literally just everything else is silent and its 12 minutes of gameplay

"sorry im a lil bit sick" meanwhile your coughing and sniffling like fucking crazy

Even throw up

I dare you

[dusty bramble]

this shit is so peak

[vernal quarry]

https://www.247freepoker.com

It needs to be this

I HAVE AN IDEA

You should ask people what they think about balatro 2, just random people who dont know about this post, if they say no just horribly edit it

"look at all these people who love the idea of balatro 2!"

[dusty bramble]

FIRE

[vernal quarry]

Also even better ask people who have "dont dm me.." in their bio/hj

Which means higher chance of them saying "fuck off who are you"

(pls dont do this, just ask people who are fine with dms XD)

[dusty bramble]

😭 nah that'll be funny

[vernal quarry]

Also please do your best to make the video extremely funny and brainrotted, make it like, really bad mic quality and a shit ton of gen z memes

Dont make it annoying though XD

ALSO DO AN INTERVIEW SECTION

[dusty bramble]

wdym?

[vernal quarry]

Like maybe go on calls with your friends and ask them what they think of balatro 2

[dusty bramble]

wiat th at's fire

[vernal quarry]

Nvm scratch that

ALSO

[dusty bramble]

I don't have friends that play balatro tho

[vernal quarry]

Even better

[vernal quarry]

We should make a slideshow together on why balatro 2 would be better than balatro 1 and it should be put in the video as a short section

[dusty bramble]

another funny thing ima do is that I'm going to constantly switch the way i pronounce balatro lmfao

[vernal quarry]

Also you should write all of this down btw

Heres an example of what slideshows i make look like by the way

Hold on

[dusty bramble]

ba-la-tro
bal-a-tro
make some other prounonciations rq

[vernal quarry]

Ill dm it to you because it contains the word sex and idk if thats allowed

It is lets go

[dusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/shaadia-shocked-jimin-for-you-shaadia-jimin-slowly-turns-head-gif-24826230

woah, buddy, I think that's too far

🤓

[vernal quarry]

Heres some context, my teacher wanted me to make cereal based off a us president

[pale peak]

150 achieved yass

[pale peak]

What now

[vast valley]

sorry i meant I

[vernal quarry]

I wonder if localthunk will see this post or the video when it comes out

[vernal quarry]

Blatro

Batro

Balala

And then you should just randomly call the game solitare

And then "18+ age rating game"

[worn sparrow]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1334352234640707624

[vernal quarry]

Also btw @dusty bramble ik you said the video would come out mid feburary but its oki if you need more time ^w^, iirc the video was planned to be around an hour long and videos like that take quite a bit lol so please please plsss take all the time you need, theres no rush ^-^

[wise mulch]

it will be call baltwo

[dusty bramble]

This is my first time EVER video editing so it's gonna be abit 😭

[vernal quarry]

So like, at least a second, and at most 3 decades?

[dusty bramble]

prolly

[plain nacelle]

J. F. Krunch

The cereal that blows your mind with flavor!

[dusty bramble]

Call Snap, Crackle, and POP cause we got a real competitor over here

[plain nacelle]

You too, can stop your taste buds with a wall of Trump Truffle Crunch!

[dusty bramble]

Orange Earlobe Delights

[plain nacelle]

Biden Bunches of Oats

[dusty bramble]

Barack’s Wheat Bites

[plain nacelle]

J.F.Krunch is now collabing with Bush's Flavor Bombs!

Now with 9 different boxes! 11 new flavors!

im going to hell

[dusty bramble]

💀💀💀

This isn’t even Balatro two this is President cereal 💔🙏

[plain nacelle]

Each box of Biden Flavor Bombs now come with a complementary Boeing model airplane!

[candid bane]

We need Jimbo’s Bizarre Adventure tv series

[dusty bramble]

Posting this one more time and leaving it here

[vernal quarry]

XDDDD I LOVE THIS

[frank wraith]

The real balarto 2 was the wee jokers we found along the way

[vernal quarry]

There should be a pregnant joker that gives birth to 3 wee jokers after 5 rounds

[soft seal]

I sure can't wait for Balatro 2 to have 🫃 joker

[sacred jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-ai-joker-gif-16756314525424183526

We did it

150+ nopes

This post must officially be deleted now

[worn sparrow]

No, we must create the mod that replaces all joker sprites with the people who noped

[plain nacelle]

YES

[vernal quarry]

Anyone that has upvoted past 150 should be turned into a consumable instead

[plain nacelle]

Ong

[vernal quarry]

Is that Jimbo 2

[dusty bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097864582816600095/1200247413139591309/RDT_20231031_1323326239380949685376485.gif?width=556&height=693

[vernal quarry]

I want a super big gulp :(

[vernal quarry]

@dusty bramble when do you wanna make the slideshow?

[dusty bramble]

What time is it for you?

[vernal quarry]

5:30 pm

[candid bane]

This thread is getting too old

We need Balatro 2: The sequel 2: the sequel sequel

[sacred jasper]

Omg can I please call dibs on flash joker

And it has my cat pfp LOL

[hollow spoke]

Can I be bootstraps

[vernal quarry]

Can i be the cat joker

[dusty bramble]

fuck it, you down?

[vernal quarry]

Yes :3

[soft seal]

Can I be the money tree voucher

[golden meteor]

Can I be vagabond, id make an excellent homeless man

[candid bane]

I’ll be madness so i can commit murder (inside balatro) and get away with it

[vernal quarry]

We are 40 away from 200 XD

[golden meteor]

39 😈

[vernal quarry]

Once we have enough we can turn everyone who has noped into consumables, vouchers and jokers

[vernal quarry]

If we actually do make a mod for everyone who has noped we should probably like make a poll and ask if people actually do want to be in it lol

[vernal quarry]

Nerd

[vernal quarry]

Did you forget btw

[stoic citrus]

Instead of Balatro 2, why not Ballatro

the "II" is right there

[soft seal]

Dang it my gifs won't load I can't send the Jimball

[delicate flame]

two