⚙・modding-off-topic

[tepid kettle]

me when my actions have consequences

[timber junco]

What the heck is a flash?

Not flush, flash.

[hasty lance]

four cards of different suits

from Starspace

[winged horizon]

i already did

thats what you are looking at

[harsh osprey]

She attempt to compare my number until i table

[lyric light]

you're playing chimes 🥹

[naive bolt]

mmmm grue

[naive bolt]

what does this mean

[marsh sonnet]

this shit abbreviates ts, which is the same as thunderstore. i believe its a codeword to talk about it

[naive bolt]

oh neet, what would you like to know about it?

[stray brook]

i wonder how many mods exist for balamod

[hasty lance]

balamod

[barren gorge]

uwah

[halcyon shore]

Ok well that’s comparing a bunny to a hare

[untold flare]

Fascinating

[torn nymph]

Fascinating

[untold flare]

Is this a thought of your own or someone else?

[torn nymph]

No, I just like doing chains.

[untold flare]

I meant the forwarded message lol

[torn nymph]

Oh, yeah

[untold flare]

What made you explore that?

[torn nymph]

End-World Normopathy from GHOST and Pals.

[untold flare]

I have no idea what that is LMAO

Nor will I press further on it

[fading sun]

yall r all cute bnnuy's 🤣

[fair crown]

hehe yayyyy :D

[wanton forum]

What if hypothetically

There was a simulation

A simulation that simulates shimeji mushrooms

Would that be a

Shimeji simulation

[lyric light]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5yxdrWFupwS7KOeC4K0apX?si=ptTV4jtXRLCN6UFzzJkwaw
Rate the playlist now that it has doubled in size

[pulsar atlas]

who wnat me

[vivid temple]

oh 😭

that's sad

maybe one day someone will vote yes

[vivid temple]

I vote for option 5

@pulsar atlas what is option 5

[wanton forum]

Deep breath in deep breath out

[vivid temple]

seems bout right

[wanton forum]

Why is it doing that

You know what

I actually accept and support it

There's nothing wrong with doing that

[fading sun]

brahhh

[round bane]

high mouse sensitivity go brrrrrrrr

[rotund sundial]

i feel like i should m ake a voucher to lock exponentials behind

[fair crown]

i never realised how annoying wearing glasses with headphones would be

[lyric light]

what kinda question is this

i wish i could still vote no

[fair crown]

i would've voted maybe

[pulsar atlas]

who wnat me

[fair crown]

i feel like you and @fading sun are secretly roommates

[lyric light]

NOBODY

they just feel bad

[fair crown]

*incorrect buzzer*

[fair crown]

what the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant

[lyric light]

this guy am i right

[lyric light]

kobe bryan't

[fair crown]

oh right, i forgot that's your status

[fair crown]

the faintest chuckle ever

[lyric light]

hahzhahhahahahahahahaahahahhshhhahzsha

[marsh sonnet]

67

[torn nymph]

What the hell is in my youtube

[torn nymph]

yi xi does not approve

[halcyon shore]

what the fart

[torn nymph]

Apparently everyone's been getting this video and I'm just now joining the party

[halcyon shore]

is it a real video?

send it :3

because i don't fully believe it IS a real video for obvious reasons

[torn nymph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny2S_jYomUw

Nope, it's a real video.

[fair crown]

i saw it on my recommended a while ago

[halcyon shore]

woah

its an ARG right

I checked the channel

100% some form of arg

[halcyon shore]

oh it's only 12 hours

[lyric light]

i was going to say yi xi but the fact that you captioned it makes me sad

my ball knowledge cannot be shown off

[torn nymph]

^q^

[fair crown]

<@&1133519078540185692>

send him to the penis explosion chamber

[candid saffron]

🔫
(we do not condone destruction of genitalia)

[fair crown]

awwww

[wanton forum]

Not even chemically?

[candid saffron]

we don't condone discussion about genitals in general, see #📜・rules #7

[wanton forum]

Aww

[barren gorge]

send him to the obliteration chamber

[halcyon shore]

erm this isn't general it's modding-off-topic 🤓🤓
(please don't ban me for this)

[marsh sonnet]

it's obviously a joke you're fine

[vivid temple]

Or are you?
Vsause jimbo here, where are your

[dire summit]

up my
nose

[vivid temple]

Wow

[weary carbon]

Hey, Vsauce, Jimbo here, your hand is powerful. Or is it?

[vivid temple]

Nah vsause the flint here

[weary carbon]

Oh yeah I should've picked a boss

Hey Vsauce vessel here

[timber junco]

Okay. Guess this means my hiatus is up, for now.

[timber junco]

Not because I've successfully found a beta reader, but because I think they misunderstood the assignment.

Which is honestly fine.

[true patio]

is it bot

[fair crown]

i ain't never seen them before

[quaint mauve]

if they're friend requesting you out of the blue and you only share like 1 mutual server then they most likely are

[true patio]

id assume

thats the 3rd one since i joined

[lyric light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqpCRSOUuIE&list=RDUnr-I4_jE5U&index=2
peam?

[torpid edge]

i shut them down completely
i normally have friend reqs off

-# very good feature

[timber junco]

Pain-peko.

Waiting for a data transfer to my laptop, so Balatro is unavailable.

[buoyant tundra]

bro 😭

[wanton forum]

Salsa getting a bit too powerful

Dancing gets you to places

[green marten]

Hi modders and others! As of now, we’ve introduced the <@&1460584319486791871> role, exclusive to moderators meant to look over the modding chats
(as of now, me).

If there’s an issue regarding the people or modding specifically, please ping the modding mod role. However, if something such as a scam bots sends a message, pinging mods normally is heavily encouraged.

This is applicable to all of the modding channels, not just this one. I’m here for yall dw 🧡🧡🧡 much love everyone

-# won’t be pinned here

[wanton forum]

Waow

[tough prism]

I sure do love reading up on information!

[fading sun]

NERD……

[wanton forum]

Funny percentage.... Again!

[wanton forum]

Thank god

[vivid temple]

Is that me in the bg? /j

[wanton forum]

Are you bald

Haha bald

[vivid temple]

nope

[wanton forum]

Aw

[whole totem]

It’s coming out the wrong way stock images SUCK golly

[vivid temple]

I actually also want long hair

I want to be the opposite

hair wise, I dont wanna be female

[wanton forum]

But that's funny

[wanton forum]

Then you better not shoot backwards

[vivid temple]

shhhh

[vivid temple]

Smells like teen spirit kicks in

[wanton forum]

Not what I meant but that's something you should avoid too ig

Especially if you're gonna rock long hair

[fading sun]

🙌 democracy does not lie

we should deleter everything else and keeping MODDING

[fair crown]

this is why you're real

[fading sun]

[fair crown]

am i still in your ideal blunt rotation

[fading sun]

yes

id share 2 blunts w/u ❤️

[charred fiber]

can i see trollsmug1

[fading sun]

[fair crown]

yayyyyyyyyyy :DD

[charred fiber]

peak

thank you did king

[fading sun]

no problem moth

[charred fiber]

[fair crown]

my cat is strangely mesmerised by the underside of a laptop

[fading sun]

consult the diagram

[wanton forum]

How do I milk meat

[pulsar atlas]

milk my meat

[fair crown]

[halcyon shore]

You should give it to me (I will abuse my power)

[halcyon shore]

Have you not seen dhmis5 twin

[torn nymph]

how do you do this

[fading sun]

why would u ask that…

[torn nymph]

I mean the make it a quote thing

[fading sun]

👀 quick save

[fair crown]

it's a discord app

Make it a quote

[torn nymph]

but the bot's not in this server

[fair crown]

you can add it to your account and use it anywhere

[torn nymph]

perfect

Aaaand I should never have been allowed this power.

[wanton forum]

Is spades the most hot card suit out there

[fair crown]

hearts are literally theorised to be a recreation of a womans buttocks

[marsh sonnet]

67

[barren gorge]

stop

[last lance]

continue

[wanton forum]

Idk hearts are boring

[keen berry]

spades goated

[timber junco]

I've decided to reset most of The Voynich Grimoire.

My book.

It went from 18 pages to 2.

[timber junco]

Then hearts are based.

[vapid coyote]

”your friend scrubs away dead skin cells” nah bro thats loomfah

[pulsar atlas]

who want me

[torpid edge]

we got conflicting music tastes so not me

[fading sun]

i’ll be really sad if no one votes 🗳️….

[marsh sonnet]

i voted

[torpid edge]

jimbo gonna save me

[tardy socket]

balala

[desert depot]

...Steve, the entire TF2 roster and Jimbo? 😂

[fading sun]

🙁

[torn nymph]

I have the band from Yet Another Rhythm Game. I'm dead.

Now if it were Fortnite, I'm making it out with no harm.

[clear ridge]

when do we get balatro in fortnite

[vivid temple]

Fortlatro

It exists

[clear ridge]

no not fortnite in balatro

balatro in fortnite

unless theres a creative map on fortnite that is balatro

[wanton forum]

There is Isaac in Balatro and in Fortnite, so you could treat TBoI as the game that connects them

There's Ezio Auditore in Balatro and in R1999.......

[whole totem]

I was playing RimWorld V.O.I.D.

[round bane]

nobody because they are absolutely incapable of doing anything remotely difficult

[wanton forum]

Are the kidnappers in question from the videva game too

In that case I'm infinitely cooked

[keen berry]

everytime i restart my laptop without updating it slows down

windows is forcing me atp

im being threatened

[torpid edge]

no
its the video game characters that rescue you

[vivid temple]

Oh dear, the horrors

[buoyant tundra]

got fucking
lucas, duster, kumatora, boney, flint, fuck it THE ENTIRE MOTHER 3 CAST
oh and also jimbo

[fair crown]

Me?

[fading sun]

getting condiments soon for my food bc i cant cook

[vapid coyote]

fun fact: four star popsters is a anagram of sour fart stoppers

[last lance]

Mustaaaarrrd

[pulsar atlas]

im gonna try to lock in

[keen berry]

gl

[flint flare]

Modding is so fun. Modding any game or console makes it 10x better

[wanton forum]

I have no idea what I'm doing
Spoiler for Blindside..... So you can go into it............ BLIND...............

[keen berry]

exactly

[wanton forum]

Drawing almost the entirety of my deck rn😭

[fickle kayak]

Good luck!, if it hasn't some information (or information about this site), then https://moddingofisaac.com/docs/rep/faq/faq.html is good for newbies

[fair crown]

who the fuck owns a cookie jar

[keen berry]

i don't

but i wish i did

[fair crown]

why

put your cookies in a box

[keen berry]

who doesnt want a jar full of cookies though

its more appealing than a box

[fair crown]

but then you have no mystery as to what cookies may lay inside

[keen berry]

but what if i want to know what cookie im going to eat next

[fair crown]

The surprise of the cookies comes from the options, so you can choose once the mystery is unveiled

[keen berry]

hmm

[fair crown]

simply open the box, and then choose

[keen berry]

still a jar looks 10 times better

[fair crown]

oh yeah 100%, but box is for dopamine

[keen berry]

looks wins me over

i want a jar

[fair crown]

to each their own cookie container

[fair crown]

why the fuck is it 20 degrees at night

[torn nymph]

https://bsky.app/profile/wildcardarya.bsky.social/post/3mc55cszl5s2j

🍉Arya The Wildcard 🇵🇸 (@wildcardarya.bsky.social)

Balatro modding keeps you humbled.

Case in point: Flawlessly code 1 Joker from the idea board first try, then spend 2 hours looking at docs and begging the modding discord for help.

But god DAMN, I love what I do.

Bluesky · Jan 11, 2026, 8:48 AM

[keen berry]

memory leaks are the worst

[crystal steeple]

\\ Yes, this causes a memory leak. Too bad!

[oak falcon]

I'm sorry

The deck is chips????

[wanton forum]

The decks are stakes and you play blinds, you should really check out the #1433445606071734374

[oak falcon]

Okay that sounds sick

I play a stake and I get an insane blind size

[wanton forum]

Wait till you see how Jokers work

[oak falcon]

I'm afraid

jimbo_spin

[wind hamlet]

yall aint ready for the factorio grindset

[wanton forum]

What the hell

Rigged af

[fading sun]

phew

[silent tundra]

Huuuuh

I forgot if it's Gabriel from ultrakill

Also i played a bit of lethal company so i forgot if it was the last one-

Both seems bad options
-# There's like 3 living creatures and only one isn't going to harm me (ultrakill)
-# And lethal company is just instant death

[steel plover]

well villager animal crossing is in smash so im probably good

also isabell is friends with doomguy

[wanton forum]

They are legally married

[torpid edge]

guh

[wanton forum]

What

[steel plover]

wait really??

[wanton forum]

Yeah, I was invited to their marriage back in 2020

[halcyon shore]

Last game i played was warriors age of imprisonment

I think I’m safe

[torpid edge]

jimbo's gonna save me, thats all i know

[halcyon shore]

I trust him

[steel plover]

the real question is do all the characters featurdd in jokers count

swashbuckler has a sword

[halcyon shore]

Rauru.., 🤤

[torpid edge]

this one's also saving me (bdash)

[halcyon shore]

Zelda is cool too i guess

[quaint mauve]

so im gonna be saved by a clock person and 12 people that mildly hate each other awesome

[steel plover]

im glad it wasnt cloverpit at least lol

bc they would be why im locked up in the first place

actually im gonna go check steam i forget which one would be the last played only considering steam

garrys mod????

[halcyon shore]

Oh shit

[steel plover]

what even counts as a character in gmod lmao

[halcyon shore]

Shovel

I used to play with my cousin when i was little and he’d do like actual stuff and id just hit npcs with shovels

Id call it shoveling them

[steel plover]

fun

[last lance]

Obunga nextbot

Idfk

Its like a half life mod (i think???) so i imagine it just inherits that

[marsh sonnet]

flippy my goat

[devout gorge]

🤔

[tight imp]

https://x.com/i/status/2011017818498531652

𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 (@r0ktech)

What's stopping you from coding like this?

X · Jan 13, 2026, 10:09 AM

[true patio]

Yup that's great

[true patio]

Is this real?

[torpid edge]

i will add em

[rotund sundial]

rodger d blocks

or wharever that roblox origin thign was

[tardy socket]

purplelope would never say that

[foggy flume]

Mad lad.

[merry otter]

fnger...

[torn nymph]

YAHA MOUSE IN MURPHY CHAT

NOT A DRILL

[patent grail]

content creator is a person who enjoys watching content? i'm stunned, and frankly astounded

[fair crown]

I3

Eyes closed :3

[leaden tartan]

03

Cyclops :3

[patent grail]

·ω·
upright :3

[fair crown]

mwhehehe i did that

[leaden tartan]

Crap

[buoyant tundra]

w<
gooberous

[fair crown]

^w^ goobernerous

[leaden tartan]

Not a :3 explosion eminent

[fair crown]

Ɛ:

backwards :3

[marsh sonnet]

:4

[fair crown]

oh goodness

how strange...

Ɛ: | :3

mirror

[marsh sonnet]

:43

nose

[rotund sundial]

the worm strikes again

[lethal turret]

oh hell nah 💀

[fickle kayak]

huh

[wanton forum]

Fucking finally oh my god

ReReReRegulus on spotify, used to pray for times like this

[pulsar atlas]

taking a gamble by being openly bmmphobic in a server i like but whtv

my opinion on the bmm user issue is more or less that it's a mental disability and indicative of the app needs serious help, not that we should not use them or anything insane like that. but it should NOT be legally enforced.

i should not be "hunted" from social spaces for being "bmmphobic" because I don't agree with how you install your mods. it's my right to perceive you as i choose just as it's your right to download mods however you choose.

if you can respect my opinion that i will never give you any support for bmm issue, then I'm willing to respect your opinion that you prefer to use bmm anyway. if you take issue with my stance to the point that you would rather exile me from the social space than engage with my opinions, that says more about you than it does about me.

I'm not here to hunt anybody or "enforce" my opinions about what you should and shouldn't be. that's a discussion between me and my modders, not me and whichever poor sap happens to be using bmm in modding chat. my opinion that you use bmm is just as valid as your opinion that you are.

[plain helm]

this feels like playing balatro for the first time again

[last siren]

oh fuck yeah HRM

[last siren]

what does this MEAN

[wanton forum]

I wonder what's the original pasta

[last siren]

yeah i wanna believe this is a pasta so hard lmao

[wanton forum]

I vaguely recall seeing pastas like that

[fair crown]

what the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant

[patent grail]

the original version was someone in the cryptposting server being transphobic

[vivid temple]

Clicks a video
the ad:
"your mum, fine person"

WHAT THE FUCK HEINZ

[silent tundra]

Why do people say "add" instead of ad????

Genuinely D:

[vivid temple]

typo

I know its meant to be ad, as it is advertisement

[silent tundra]

Oh yeah but like,,,
You know,,,

[vivid temple]

on that topic of "why do people say this"

[silent tundra]

Yeah yeah :P

[vivid temple]

why do people say "I could care less"

when they dont care?

saying you could care less means you still care a bit

It's "Couldn't care less"

[silent tundra]

It should be written "i couldn't care less" but they
Idk are doopid D:

[vivid temple]

exactly

lol

[silent tundra]

Come on it's three letters,,,

[vivid temple]

2, and one line

[crystal steeple]

they may or may not have the capacity to reduce their consideration of the issue

[silent tundra]

Yeah they care so much that they don't even care about what they are typing lol :P

[fair crown]

Im lowkey hella inconsistent, so it varies

[quaint mauve]

we really just kicking a dead horse that derived from a dead horse

[wanton forum]

I rinse my mouth with boiling hot tea

Kills whatever is in the mouth

I haven't tasted anything in a while now tho

[fading sun]

wow! thats amazing, i should try that

[fickle kayak]

hmm

[vivid temple]

oh!
that game is cool

[fickle kayak]

I want make clown about this game, but idk how

[vivid temple]

This is the art for my joker that has to be in every mod

[fickle kayak]

Also I can make mod for this game, I think it easy make like Jimbo: +4 damage if you have 5 or less cards (not count cards that flipped)

[fickle kayak]

Truly invisible joker

[vivid temple]

nice

no

its the art of me

[vivid temple]

Im referencing this stupid convo I had

[fickle kayak]

Jokerless joker

[vivid temple]

My effect as a joker should be [ ]

[fickle kayak]

Unbalance

[vivid temple]

hmmm yeah you're right

ngl, I should draw myself as a joker

[fickle kayak]

What if

give 0 chips is insane

[vivid temple]

🔥

and if you have degeneracy it has this effect too:
"negative cards still give negative chips"

probably too op tho

oohh I had an idea for a thingy

[true patio]

so goated

[primal lotus]

peak mentioned

[vivid temple]

Nah >:3

[primal lotus]

why not

[vivid temple]

Idk

Lol

[primal lotus]

fortlatro does lots of funny insane things like ask you to install fortnite for x5 mult lol

and track the fortnite live player count

[vivid temple]

My mod gonna make it so you can play a straight two pair

[primal lotus]

cool

[vivid temple]

If you use four fingers and shortcut tho

My mod is also themed off of a mod, but apparently someone did whati want to do first

[primal lotus]

damn nobody out here making fortnite balatro which is why I had to do it instead

[pulsar atlas]

my mod convinces the player to:

1. gain as many crash logs as they can for mult value
2. set the game language to chinese to gain xmult value
3. to not have epilepsy due to flashbang joker constantly flashing the played unwillingly
4. find the right amount of consonants and vowels from a joker just to gain chips and mult value
5. spamming the official balatro discord server with the word "I LOVE TV" just to increase it's xmult value
6. resize their game window and will be punished if it was on fullscreen
7. will destroy a joker if you alt tab

and alot more that I can't remember

[primal lotus]

will it become monochrome tho

[lyric light]

so like scenic route ortalab?

[pulsar atlas]

shader is one thing that prevents me from making more meta things honestly

it's just too complicated for my braindead head

[fading sun]

brah more people need to floss

[lyric light]

nah

[vivid temple]

Idk

What does it do?

Oooh that

I remember

No

It’s not a joker

I want my mod to have decimal ranks, and those should act like 2 ranks

So you can have a 0.5, 0.5, pi, pi straight

[lyric light]

i see

[vivid temple]

As it is 0,1,3,4

[lyric light]

call it a curve

[vivid temple]

Maybe

I wanna do lots of cool things

[wanton forum]

Camel by camel even

[naive bolt]

camelthan

[naive bolt]

where's the Yes 🤤

[rotund sundial]

i unleashed upon the innocent users of the server its from

the curse spreads

[long rain]

Probably not they have tough hide and are pretty big.

[rotund sundial]

im not gonna be able to kill one

especially if its a tatical cammel

i might be able to out-tall a camel though

[wanton forum]

Not with that attitude

[fair crown]

Yes, king 😛

[vivid temple]

go into the nuahgty corner

[lyric light]

Yes 🤤

[vivid temple]

?

some of the things you say really concern me

not that message in particular

but Ive left cold beans because some of the shit I see from people say

"joke this joke that"

I dont care if something is a joke

[fading sun]

joker? i barely even kno’ ‘er !

[vivid temple]

see that is fine

[fading sun]

thanks

[fading sun]

brah

have u see the size of camel’s necks?!

[vivid temple]

no

[fading sun]

me neither

[vivid temple]

😭

[timber junco]

Am sick.

Maybe skill issue.

[fading sun]

if you spread your illness to someone you get less of it i think

double it and give it to the next person type thing

[wanton forum]

"This is going to be a terrible night..." ass

[lean ibex]

hey can somebody recomend some modded decks?

[wanton forum]

The world is revolving around big shots with their silly freedom and hammers of justice. Penumbra Phantasm.

[torpid edge]

did yall see the northern lights

[mossy venture]

Thy Northern Lights were not perceived by one's vision

[torpid edge]

are you sure, i got pictures!!!

[mossy venture]

Not by my vision, though I find it amusing that one has such a spectacle captured on photo

[torpid edge]

apparently the green lights here are ridiculously rare

[mossy venture]

Thy vision is a spectacle

[torpid edge]

hell yeah
apparently seeing it like this here in poland is

yeah

very rare

so rare it could be a once-in-a-lifetime event

[mossy venture]

That is cool

I got to watch a goalie fight at least which is....not as rare...but still rare nonetheless

[torpid edge]

oh, you did not get to see the northern lights?
RIP i wish you were able to see them too

[mossy venture]

Sadly, I did not

[torpid edge]

anything but working on balatro dash

[vivid temple]

the fucking poltergeist coin ass death

[pulsar atlas]

this is how you do coop

[fading sun]

no youre doing it wrong, you should bomb them

[true patio]

great another one

[merry otter]

hmmm

what is 9999*9999

[torpid edge]

(9999^2):

[merry otter]

hmmm

what is 9999^2

[torpid edge]

9999^2 = 9999×9999 = 99980001

[merry otter]

lore reveal

[torpid edge]

absolute roblox numberslop

[fading sun]

what is 99980001!?!?!?

[buoyant tundra]

they have a feature that lets you “””rent””” a deck if you don’t own it

[true patio]

😭

[rotund sundial]

roblox madness jr tomorrow

[merry otter]

3^4 × 11^2 × 101^2

[fading sun]

oh

[wanton forum]

Rubuska_yapp

[wanton forum]

What the

[fading sun]

oh my god

[wanton forum]

What is she talking about

[tardy socket]

bateri

[fading sun]

you can taste the energy if you manage to lick both terminals at the same time 🤤

[tardy socket]

u managed to make this sound very inapopipate

[wanton forum]

That's on you I think

https://youtu.be/nkHvIG4slkg

That's music

Have you ever heard of music? Fascinating

[fading sun]

its music to my ears

[wanton forum]

I feel like my sense of humor really depends on the time of the day

And maybe the time of the day

[fading sun]

what about the time of the day?

[wanton forum]

Dubiousity

[wanton forum]

I'm concepting silly

Why tf am I doing that in English tho

English brainworms

[lone pollen]

could somebody rip the sprites for Chillet from the rom hack "Pokémon Radical Red"?

[vivid temple]

Someone COULD

Would you like someone to? /j

[lone pollen]

yes.

[buoyant tundra]

@steel plover aint that something

[steel plover]

hey wait thats the chapter one boss why are you lucas

oh huh

[buoyant tundra]

evil and intimidating debug room

[steel plover]

i love when games have random immunities to abilities you shouldnt have

at that point

[buoyant tundra]

if the mechadrago was able to IGNORE pk love
then what the fuck were the pigmasks using

[steel plover]

for example: (sorta ttyd spoilers?)

[steel plover]

same material as the absolutely safe capsule ig

[buoyant tundra]

they couldn't have done that on any other chimera 😭

[steel plover]

tbh that is peak unintentional characterization

porky is a dumb kid who got bored of it and stopped using that one

and/or hoarded it all to himself (capsule)

[buoyant tundra]

actually fuck it
drago hide + whatever material was the devil's machine

budget ABS right there

[lone pollen]

I never beat The Devil's Machine.

[steel plover]

thats earthbound, not m3

[buoyant tundra]

i mean porky was there
he could have done some silliness

[steel plover]

true yea

[fair crown]

Interesting, majority votes j

[buoyant tundra]

FUCK YOU

[fair crown]

Omg you got blueprint

[buoyant tundra]

run's going great

[merry otter]

i wonder what happened

clueless~1

[naive drift]

im sorry but why do the cards have pronouns im out of the loop

[merry otter]

funny

[barren gorge]

it is a mod I made

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1414106464615665786

[lone pollen]

One of the non-server mods I have is a Curse Forge joker that gains 10 chips per loaded mod

[torn nymph]

Just burned all my luck for 2026 on this hand.

[valid temple]

i think i once drew a hand that was just one continual straight flush

all 8 cards

[round bane]

gotta love the vroidstudio characters

[torn nymph]

They've been there since the beginning, I am NOT going to pixel art

[last lance]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vivid temple]

No way Mr beast /j

[last lance]

only 1 channel wow

the budget is low today

[fading sun]

lead acid batteries and the concept of emotion is equal

basically the same thing

[fair crown]

You lowkey right

[random harness]

I installed too many shitpost mods so now I can have Mama Coco with TRUEPRINT and Skibidi Toilet with the WEED modification

[static python]

All my codehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/bXxW9vxSU5w

[rotund sundial]

did the pin kill any runs

[crystal ledge]

I think that’s most mod code

that much of my code at least

[woven compass]

Why she got pronouns now

[wanton forum]

Trans rights

[steel plover]

there arent any pins here

[halcyon shore]

So you know her pronouns??

[woven compass]

[rotund sundial]

cietid

[silver scaffold]

[merry otter]

bewjewlled fans

[vivid temple]

@weary carbon

[weary carbon]

Wow that's a lot of hypercubes

Thanks for summoning me

[vivid shale]

Yeah

[wanton forum]

Hi salsa

[robust rune]

waitwaitwait why is there an off-topic and a modding off-topic? why do we have topic-based off-topics? doesn't that defeat the point???

[buoyant tundra]

RUN FASSAD IS COMING

[wanton forum]

It was a silly attempt at trying to prevent #⚙・modding-general from being a better version of #🃏・off-topic. Didn't work

This jacket... Is balenciaga.

[river locust]

is there a limit on tailsman

[wanton forum]

There's definitely a technical limit but like

No idea what it is, I don't care for giga number mods

[river locust]

that makes sense

[last lance]

the actual talisman limit is 1e308{1e308}1e308 which is just unreachable unless a mod essentially adds a "hit talisman limit now" button

[safe pagoda]

i’m cooked.

[vivid temple]

what the fuck

me when I enter the snow world in video games

[lyric light]

fried is ass, who voting that

[wanton forum]

Ffs can't say anything on discord 🙄

[fading sun]

boiled eggs need more love </3

[wanton forum]

Rubuska_No

[lyric light]

NO

boiled eggs can rot

only valid vote

[vivid temple]

I will not pay, Im broke af

[rustic wigeon]

I was thinking about if my oc’s bestest friend almost died or sum

[vivid temple]

well that isnt good

[rustic wigeon]

Imagine if they died

Also this is the same dude who is crashing out in the pic

Fucker’s geeked out

[hot coyote]

why are yall hating on boiled egg

i think some of you just dont know how to do soft boiled egg

and you think all boiled eggs are bad because you've only ever had hard boiled or those premade egg tube they put in meal deal salad

[crystal steeple]

hates boiled eggs
likes deviled eggs (they are made of boiled eggs)

[vivid temple]

who egg they be devilin?

[wanton forum]

You better don't take deals with them

[fading sun]

secret 10th option is century egg

[wanton forum]

Dead skin

[steel plover]

yay

[fading sun]

(in a fight, to the death, no mercy)

[vivid temple]

no

I wouldnt

[fading sun]

WRONG ANSWER ❌ , all the jokers decided to beat you up and now you are dead

[vivid temple]

all of them could kill me, so im not gonna bother

[fading sun]

the jokers feed on fear

[junior sail]

Idol the way he dont like popping off

[last lance]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[green marten]

Bam

[last lance]

thanks mods

[earnest crag]

Bro how is anyone beating up a golden clown

[pulsar atlas]

peakies

[covert garnet]

hAHAHAHA

[wanton forum]

I'm so fucking fried, I've read that BEAT as EAT

Well I'm obligated to vote egg now

And maybe Jimbo

[lyric light]

CHALLENGE

Type balatro with your eyes closed!

balareo

balarro

balatro

[keen berry]

balatro

easy

[lyric light]

well i'm in the dark so it's harder for me

[buoyant tundra]

balatro

[steel plover]

balarri

i could do it better with a desktop keyboard

[quaint mauve]

balatro

[wanton forum]

The hit indie video game balayto

What the fuck

What do you mean balatro is the only thing I misspeled

I misspell with my eyes open more often than that

[gentle estuary]

vlREO

[fair crown]

Where's the estrogen

Baltro

[vapid coyote]

i feel like lovelys down

it just gives me the fucking blue screen

like gmod logo blue and not steammodded 0, 255, 0 blue

[last lance]

Fym lovely is down

Its a program you install

The blue crash screen in general is just caused by shit getting fucked in the crash handler in some way

[vapid coyote]

nevermind fucking hot potato

just had to remove hot potato and shit was good

[marsh sonnet]

you know how balatro plus has the statuses?

[last lance]

Not for lovely

Wait wtf is playfab

[wanton forum]

Oh no, how will I buy the new Baron skin

[wanton forum]

Bitch what the fuck

Who needs that???????

[crystal steeple]

silly catgirls with server hoarding tendencies
(it's me I'm catgirls)

[last lance]

Discord already had this feature lmao

You just needed to use a page back/forward hotkey instead of there being buttons

[rotund sundial]

its not every day chicot comes to bail you out

[patent grail]

also silly wolfgirls with the same server hoarding tendencies
(it's me i'm wolfgirls)

[crystal steeple]

🐺 🗄️ 🐱

[sly vigil]

Me

[untold flare]

I also have hoarding tendencies and I’m neither

[desert depot]

me when 1.5TB of files that are already on IA:

[tight imp]

Redditors never answer the question smh

[lyric light]

rate the terraria farm

new skyblock

[gaunt needle]

tuff

[marsh rune]

"I'm gonna make a skin pack featuring iconic Capcom franchises because I love a lot of those games"
-What I thought to myself before realizing I have to choose between Mega Man and Devil May Cry for the last suit despite knowing next to nothing about both

I have a plan for DMC though, we'll see what happens

[crystal steeple]

synthesis: mega devil

[patent grail]

that was a real thing! megaman x dive had a dmc crossover that added X Dante Trigger and Zero Vergil Trigger as characters

[wanton forum]

What the fuck is that 😭

Is that the fabled Polychrome Deck in that AI slopfest?

Man this truly is \😔

Bitch

\😔

Whatever

[fickle kayak]

"сочетает лучшее" huh

ddg and Balatro in one game, but worse

[wanton forum]

Surprised it's in "Mixed" instead of "Overwhelmingly Negative"

[fickle kayak]

Wait it only week from release, interesting

[vivid temple]

Im pretty sure purple moss liked it

or was fine with it existing at least

[wanton forum]

Is purple moss a name of a new hivemind?

Can't keep up with these

[vivid temple]

no

purplemoss made dungeons and degenerate gamblers

which is a blackjack rougelike game

[wanton forum]

Oh

[vivid temple]

idk

[wanton forum]

vertinstare

[vivid temple]

Ive heard "ai bs" being thrown at the game a lot

to me it looks ok

[wanton forum]

Well the AI is very

Visible

[vivid temple]

🤷

Some pretty good songs Im listening to rn

[wanton forum]

My last 13 liked songs on spotify are all R1999 because Bluepoch finally got at least SOME of their shit together

Imagine owning a game with peak ost just to never get it on platforms

[steel plover]

what where

[drifting burrow]

I guess i'll put this here if anyone wants to answer, and anyone knows the game i'm talking about. so i'm making a deck reskin, and for the spades i'm basing it on incredibox, now i'm asking who should be the face cards?

[foggy flume]

Just work on editing the 1X, you don't want mixels.

[drifting burrow]

Idc

Also the template came in 2x soooo

[buoyant tundra]

these look really goofy im so sorry

[wanton forum]

They look more like soyjaks than the incredibox dudes

I'm sorry

[drifting burrow]

Eh it's cool, I wasn't going for anything serious

[drifting burrow]

The incredibox guys look like soyjaks

[barren gorge]

soyjak cards actually sounds fire though

we need the context hat context shirt one because of calculate context 🧠

[wanton forum]

I require context Joker that is a blueprint variant just because of that

[marsh sonnet]

i require the context joker that just turns on all optional features while held

[lyric light]

I mean if it wasn't ai slop it seems like an ok game idea

[lyric light]

your resolution is bad

you need to halve it

you'll get mixels

[ripe hollow]

||You just lost the Game||

[crystal steeple]

incorrect, i turned on all the cheat codes 10 years ago

[halcyon shore]

AGAIN???

you did this before

[ripe hollow]

Yes

[wanton forum]

Wrong, impulse 101

[ripe hollow]

Hehe

[ripe hollow]

But also that was last year

[halcyon shore]

no it wasn't

it was third of janurary

or second if you live in the US or any place over ten hours behind me

[patent grail]

nuh uh
https://xkcd.com/391/

xkcd: Anti-Mindvirus

I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.

[halcyon shore]

yayyy

[broken epoch]

owo whats this?

[halcyon shore]

Best channel ever

Damn is everyone here asleep 😢

[marsh sonnet]

probably

[halcyon shore]

Thats so sad

[broken epoch]

oh damn external emotes are banned in this channel

[broken epoch]

AAA NOT THE EVIL AND INTIMIDATING HORSE!

[halcyon shore]

You can do that?

[broken epoch]

yeah

look ill prove it with one you definitely know
:meow:
nothing

[wanton forum]

Hwat

Why

Weird

Matilda_Stare

[halcyon shore]

A world with no :meow: is not a world i want to live in

[broken epoch]

im scared /silly

[marsh sonnet]

why would the horse do this

[wanton forum]

Don't worry horse is dealing with white boys rn

[marsh sonnet]

The Horse (requires cardpronouns)
Debuffs adjacent pairs of jokers that use feminine pronouns

[buoyant tundra]

awesome horse
evil and intimidating lesbian couple

[broken epoch]

):

[untold flare]

Honse

[wanton forum]

What if I committed filicide, but I don't have children so the middle aged jester from a card game would take that role

[fickle kayak]

How possible show None as highest hand

1. Get 2 diet cola at first reroll
2. In next 3 charm tag get Showman, then 4 stuntmant (or only 3 + merry andy and manacle)
3. Next blind you get 0 hand size without play any cards
4. You lose and it shou "None

which magic deck you can get it more likely*

[feral musk]

hate it with passion

[hardy basalt]

anyone want to play a game of multiplayer with me

[feral musk]

winnable?

[hardy basalt]

the actual discord keeps flagging my account as suspicious

[hardy basalt]

damn iv'e never seen that before

[feral musk]

turns out i cant win

[halcyon shore]

woah i like your pfp

[feral musk]

thanks

i made it

[halcyon shore]

woah

very good artist

[feral musk]

thank you

[halcyon shore]

:3

[feral musk]

i somehow won this blind

[halcyon shore]

yippee

[serene bobcat]

ai doesn't count as making

i just looked at your patreon, that's ai

😭

[halcyon shore]

oh nvm then

[serene bobcat]

-# idk if me saying that counts as a rule 9 violation since it's abt someone's pfp, not balatro

[vivid temple]

😨 /lh

[halcyon shore]

😰

[serene bobcat]

the other site is pixiv, which is arguably a worse site

also i'm 19

[halcyon shore]

oh yeah pixiv is bad

[serene bobcat]

also i looked at a free piece and there were 2 legs connected by the knee

[halcyon shore]

their patreon pfp is an ai generated naked anime girl 😭

[serene bobcat]

popular vtuber shylily

[halcyon shore]

• feet

[serene bobcat]

i'm not judging kinks here, i'm focusing on the fact that one knee splits into 2 lower legs

[halcyon shore]

oh no me neither i just think it's funny

anatomically incorrect ai feet art

[serene bobcat]

true

[vivid temple]

what

[serene bobcat]

the first free post you can see on their patreon has a knee split into 2 lower legs

[halcyon shore]

Maybe they were just born like that not everyone fits into a pre-established box y'know smh (silly)

[feral musk]

Thank God you don't need to look at it, but that's besides the point. Let's keep talking about Balatro instead.

[round bane]

welcome back to factor scaling, now with xmult

[barren gorge]

colon detected in currently indicator opinion eviscerated

[round bane]

doesnt vanilla do that

or am i getting mandela'd

[patent grail]

nope

[barren gorge]

i believe the only inconsistency in vanilla is that square joker has no + before its chips value

[round bane]

ah shoot i have "Currently:" in all of my jokers lol

[barren gorge]

but other than that currently indicators are pretty consistently {C:inactive}(Currently {styling_for_numbers}operatornumber{C:inactive} stat_here)

[round bane]

wrong

colors

[crude fjord]

I think it would be implied it would be a + chips as a minus chips and consuming a joker slot and on top of all of that you'd pay money for it is a horrendous deal

[round bane]

there's 3 instances of "full deck" being highlighted in ⁨⁨C:attention⁩⁩, and 2 instances of "full deck" not being highlighted at all

[barren gorge]

that's

not part of the currently indicator

thats all im talking about right now

[round bane]

oh

[barren gorge]

also i am wrong anyway

joker stencil doesnt say what stat its multiplying

which isnt important since its implied but it still doesnt

cloud 9 also doesn't but i think thats fine since $ is a way of saying dollars anyway

[round bane]

moral of the story: currently indicators are weird

[barren gorge]

same with fortune teller

[barren gorge]

moral of the story there are like 30 jokers which do it consistently and like 3 that dont because thunk silly

[round bane]

there should really be a :Thunksilly: emoji for times like this

[last lance]

we have regular

[lyric light]

sometimes keywords depend on context

[lyric light]

horse

[primal lotus]

me when i add an entire different game to balatro

[round bane]

ick
not to be rude, but fortnite ick

oh

that's not what the video was trying to show

eh too easy, make the difficulty scale up otherwise it becomes monotonous

make the speed of the burgers a function of the current score and that should solve that

[primal lotus]

more difficulty

[broken epoch]

im treating this channel like id treat the other off topic channel if it wasnt so shitty

[halcyon shore]

Yeah this is just off-topic but for the cool people

[wanton forum]

Uhhh, that's what #⚙・modding-general is about

[tardy socket]

hong kong 97 in balatro

[primal lotus]

💀 its just the fortnite blackhole event minigame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h4bTw5Fjbk

[halcyon shore]

im coming up with ideas for a mod (not too sure if it's gonna be made) and obviously im adding astro, what does he do in other mods? (I have zero ideas and i need inspiration)

did someone delete a message 🤔

[steel plover]

you should add me too /j

[halcyon shore]

im going to add every single atom in the universe except for the ones that make up your body

[steel plover]

what

[last lance]

dont add random people to your mod noooooooooo

[vivid temple]

Don’t add me

[halcyon shore]

fiiine

[vivid temple]

I don’t want to me in mods

At all

I’ve turned down an opportunity today

And asked two people to remove me from their mod previously

Actually, I think it is three people

Not two

[halcyon shore]

waow

i'll just add astro :3

and Sriimp

[vivid temple]

Were you actually planning on adding me?

[halcyon shore]

no teehee

[halcyon shore]

ok my thought process with this message

[halcyon shore]

I was gonna say "I'm gonna add everyone in this server except you", then I though "I can do better". so then I was gonna say "I'll add everyone on earth except you".

but then I thought "I can do better"

[steel plover]

pls?

[halcyon shore]

okai :3

[vivid temple]

Oh ok

Whoops lol

[halcyon shore]

it's ok :3

[buoyant tundra]

<@&1133519078540185692>

get this guy off the STAGEEEEEEEE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pallid kindle]

who wanna join my minecraft server

Its java and bedrock

[vivid temple]

🤔

[woven compass]

Fnaf help wanted came out in May 2019
Island boy Einstein left the server in August 2019
It's entirely possible he gooned to glitchtrap at some point

[pallid ether]

???????

[vivid temple]

what
the
fuck

[untold flare]

Dude????

[green trench]

i positive for both of them
i test

[last lance]

What

[untold flare]

This is why I don’t frequent this channel dawg 😭

[green trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOxsfg7zG9A

[vivid temple]

I covided for bovid

[halcyon shore]

he 100% did

[fair crown]

ADD ME RAHHHHHHH

[halcyon shore]

no 🤣

[broken epoch]

out of context quote go

[untold flare]

thank you woke ralsei

[fair crown]

I'll send the mooseman after you...

[untold flare]

WHO THE HELL IS THE MOOSEMAN?!?!

[vivid temple]

me, idk

nah, it wouldnt be threatening if it was me

[fresh bramble]

meow

[halcyon shore]

Tf are you doing here

[halcyon shore]

True

[untold flare]

How the average discordian be

[vivid temple]

I can’t say that isn’t true

[crystal steeple]

i will now pet this cat

[vivid temple]

Pet this cat instead

[untold flare]

I am not an average discordian

[buoyant tundra]

lucas in the commander fit goes so hard for some reason

[crystal steeple]

whoa! another cat

[halcyon shore]

Pet me instead

[vivid temple]

Yup, this is me now

[vivid temple]

Ok sure

[halcyon shore]

^>~<^

[crystal steeple]

pets for all the cats
that's the rule

[halcyon shore]

Yippee

Even… evil kitty?

[silent tundra]

Otterss ?

[patent grail]

wolves, perhaps?

[silent tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1456641113506189452/1468002587931574386/petpet.gif?ex=69826f73&is=69811df3&hm=9f11866fd1a5c03f34856252cc09ea94b0ba8da29da9fc8cb2d1e258e28ed782&

[buoyant tundra]

mo

[patent grail]

yayyy

[silent tundra]

:3

[untold flare]

I’m lowk surprised you have that on hand lol

[patent grail]

i think there's a plugin or something to autogenerate it from any discord pfp

[untold flare]

Ykw probably

I shouldn’t be surprised about smthn like that existing

[pallid ether]

i wish motivation was real

[vivid temple]

What’s that?

[pallid ether]

real

[untold flare]

real

[patent grail]

real

[halcyon shore]

real

[last lance]

this is just realityslop

[pallid ether]

frfr

can we have realitygem

[vivid temple]

Ahhhh ok
fake

[last lance]

fakeslop

[pallid ether]

americium-238slop

[last lance]

balatrogem

[crystal steeple]

otters and wolfs also get pets, yes

[crystal steeple]

[silent tundra]

Awawa

[last lance]

ts ts

[patent grail]

yippee :3

[pallid ether]

myew? myew!

[silent tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1456641113506189452/1468008336258498653/petpet.gif?ex=698274cd&is=6981234d&hm=6f70bf6eb8d03fb88ebf0aa7219b6386c90b748c892b5fc499685b491986f635&

[vivid temple]

Nice

[crystal steeple]

[vivid temple]

My pfp rn is boring

Ima try to find smth someone sent me

Brb

[crystal steeple]