#🕹・game-discussion
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No
it says incompatible but ive heard you can sell it
sad
But luchador is compatible with it
"How Good is 5 Copies of Triboulet?"
Another lovely plasma chip build
make it rain
but r u ded without lucky procs?
its plasma
zzz i need sleep lol
💀 💀 💀
its sad that the lucky cards even have mult it ruins my experience
Todd decided to join
thats all you need for gold stake
i love it when my game randomly resets for no reason at all
How can you make out different suits 😭
Immediate respawn
how did you know to record lol
wdym how
or is that a mod too
i have clipping software..?
oh you were just recording the whole time?
I thought that was only possible in minecraft of stm
is that four +mult jokers
yes, i am desperately waiting for the banana to die for a cavendish
looks like erosion is cooking tho
chigoat
almost ran out of cards lmao
That one time trading card betrayed me
Hes just an autowin
fuhhh
Dont care for it
what are these for, gold stake?
Thanks
General preference
so not by strength?
Eh some are strength related i guess
hack being that low just shows that you are a face card player
He never showed up in my wee joker runs
Stay down there
Im punishing him
what are the chances of getting 1 specific rare and 1 specific uncommon joker anyway
splash and hack in the same tier is crazy
I used rhem about as often
🤔
for gold stake most jokers at the top end on your list are absolute dog
Yeah but i like em
Does anyone know how double or nothing and DNA interact?
don't expect too much from a white staker's tier list
imagine having photo without chad
yo matador in A is an opinion
He built too many of my runs to shun him
this reads more like "i lost many runs trying to force photochad"
Early matador is peak
I'll just hope it works
baron first shop and now MIME ante 2
@pale wolf wheres the photochad lol
lmaoooo
then you're absolutely out of your mind putting photograph all the way up there
and you think its better than trading card
hell yeah, we're having another "roast your tierlist" episode
nvm i cant even look at this list
campfire in C is an ignorable offense
trib higher than canio too
White stakers???? Bro ive been playing exclusively gold stake since i reached it with every deck lol
that tracks with being obsessed with retriggers
honestly the list and the joker usage chart do not match up at all, its like you have normal gameplay but youtube gameplay opinions
but your tierlist is so white staker brained
It annoys me that it resets at the end of each ante
Useful with all the cheap jokers gold stake provides but i usually dont gave the economy to use him
baron?
baron high a tier when it has a use case 2% of the time it shows up
do we drop everything and commit to photochad
the mark does nothing to me muahahah
when you are offered joker and zany joker, do you usually take just zany?
Canio is way too specific
im legitimately blockin you thats just the dumbest thing
yeah
Random ante 14 on a challenge deck
this is beyond saving
no more of that vaguely bait discourse
I dont get what your talking about im just playing the game
there you go
lmfao
"Hey i like this more than this"
"You are a moron and you suck"
Ok man lmao
well trib too, its already partly fixed for trib
w tierlist
trib is at its absolute worst on abandoned and it wasnt that good of a legendary to begin with
would have added vagabond too with burger but it ruined symmetry
if it's about prefence, atleast change the description of that tierlist man
don't put trib in "very strong" category
liking isnt strength
do i even need the invisible
doing some ace build idek
first time on abandoned asw
Its the auto description i was too lazy to write each tier i just picked a tierlist
its like seeing a tier list for fastest vehicles and bicycle is in S tier above trains because you never take the train
accurate
tbf if we're talking amtrak, the bike might be faster
thanks for the #🕹・game-discussion help guys!
no one is obligated to respond
what do you even want to copy and what are you even feel worth to sell for it
im busy being unjustifiably irritated
throwback is a good joker because i have a 100% winrate with it
-# it got carried by Madness
This was fun. Now time to only play pair slop
Man
Here i was happy to share i beat c++ and you people just shit all over everything ok i guess
idek bro
"thanks for the help" a min after commenting is peak aggro lol
how many aces do you have
took the invisible for fun
🥲
i js needed some help allow it
you should always expect to get roasted like crazy whenever you post a tierlist
even gold stake winstreakers get roasted for putting showman in F tier
it depends on the platform too
Oh congrats
noice
gold stake streakers have the worst opinions skewed by pairsloprot in their brain
congrats on c++, thats a time commitment
This comment reeks
why is chat so spicy rn
yay scholar
i need to leave its my fault
GANG WHAT
😭
💀
photochad on abandoned is still a free win
might be cooked
smh smh
and?
scholar will be back
Inflated spectral cards due to spectral deck
I was playing jokerless and got less pair brained lately but then I played a blue stake run and immediately realised this game is badly designed towards straights or flush
pairs in jokerless isn't the strat
im pretty sure that is what he meant
Ye that is what I mean
most newcomers seem to full send flush from the beginning
the antimatter dream
pretty natural hand to fall into
all newcomers full send flush, that's just hot it goes
its a shame it doesnt hold up over time
are they gold streakers because of pairslop or are they pairslop because they gold streak
flush is better than straight ante 1 hands down
Flush and two pair are beginner friendly
always
or most of the time because it's a game of chance
its 354 over 304
Yes level 1 flush and straight
Lmaoo
Cuz level 2 flush doesn't clear ante 1 boss 💔
Always gamble on antimatter
u need hieroglyph and petroglyph to maximize the chance tho
well i mean yeah, easier to draw two flushes rather than two straights lol
what do you mean always
listen.
you don't take blank for antimatter.
you take blank for blank.
It isn't that much easier imoo
flush at ante 1 is just more consistent
I also like full house early ante a little bit
full house is reliable
im sorry for being disparaging to your tier list
doublechad goldseal is so goated
chad best card in the game
we enjoy $15
gimme chad over blue guy 9 times outta 10
chad the most versatile joker in the game?
unless i have rebate
probably?
sure, ill still take saturn over jupiter any day of the week except on checkered
its probably most versatile
The furthest I got in jokerless was with straights (I got so many levels that the base score was enough to win each round)
But I kinda threw
what happened to balatro app title
jokerless you play 4oak or straights nothing else
as much as I believe in straights its not the long term plan for jokerless
the fric
I'm mainly talking about ante 1 small blind
its good at the start
time to 100% antimatter dimensions
ill take saturn over 90% of jokers that show up
reading comprehension
Huhhhh
tRy Be4 u BuY
i hate dilation era
i forget the eras. game was interesting but didnt stick in my head
probably like
also im pretty sure someone has calculated the most optimal hand to go for, I just discard all the low cards and see what happens, most of the time it seems to be a high straight
flush is better
for ante 1 small blind
Its ok i just didnt expect to rile up such disccent
unless I get 3 high cards with the same suit on initial draw I aint purposefully gonna try for a flush, seems to work for me but im not a streaker so my view on it is skewed
If I don’t get like 3 or 4 high cards of the same suit I do that
first infinity, early infinity/challenges, infinity break, inflation, infinity challenges, replicanti eternaty etern chal forgor forgor dilation
choose a suit that has 10 or face cards lol
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Learn to play Balatro less bad. Tips and strategies for beginners. In this video, a short guide to getting the most value out of Round 1, as safely as possible.
Episode 1 in this playlist:
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At the time of writ...
ya the theming is just hard. im surprised you remembered them all
i only remember them by specific breakpoints lol
even doc went a while with doing low card discard at some point, dunno if it was before or after this
This was my winning run for jokerless. I think straights is the most consistent, the oaks are not as consistent. Level 20 Saturn with glass will beat the normal ante 8 bosses
also I want to get a straights played for potential telescope cause I like stacking levels for it most of the time
more than for flushes
either a chokepoint or an accelerator like that one galaxy upgrade in the break infinity upgrade
You play straight for potential telescope
I play pair for potential everything
is that so? I died multiple straight jokerless runs by just not having straights or not having 2 straights
ic5 should be its own era with how diabolical that challenge is
hm i was doing this for a while
then i thought about it some more
straights benefit less from supernova than flushes and it's pretty rare to find telescope.
i ended up playing flushes when i have the choice and no money difference
also going for straight helps with potential obelisk 🧠
Yes. I was trying to force 4/5 oaks, flush house and flush fives but they never got past ante 5
Pivoting from flushes is easier wdym
going for pair is just better for potential obelisk wdym
its one more flush you can play for boosting obelisk
i mean if you have shortcut runner then i guess
chat I should grab a cane and yell at clouds at this point
but im thinking about it more now... supernova flush kinda useless. i should just full send the straight prob
not that I mean that straight is going to be your highest player hand, I mean that it gives flush which is easier to draw one more play to boost obelisk
I also had NO blue seal, just telescope voucher early on. A good voucher early jokerless can be huge
cloud 9 mentione
i love how similar golden and cloud 9 start but ppl have vastly different opinions about their tier
true
Tbh I think C9 is a bit overrated
C9 is antisynergy with 8-ball
Unplayable
C9 synergy with goat todd tho
idk if it can be overrated or underrated generally... viewpoints are all over the place, there is no consensus
this way it has antisynergy for hack
Sometimes I can't tell if 8ball is just jokes or they actually like it
$4 per round
anti synergy for walkie talkie too
if I have chad im gonna take 8ball its so good
i think c9 is accepted to be pretty decent econ, probably above rocket
People say that can use Death cards for more 9s but why would I copy 9 over seals/enhanced cards?
seal valid, but pretty easy to enhance a 9 tho?
because you don't have anything else to copy duh
scoring jokers?
why would i need that?
best I can do is use a strength to boost c9
because you have cloud 9
Early rocket is just free econ for the rest of the game
Though ive had some great cloud 9 backed runs too
ante ten level 89 pair
I dont think it can be prioritised over doing all the things you can do with death like copying glass or lucky cards, copying more of your special cards that you're actively using and etc
you have $35 and an unfixed deck
it's the first shop in a3
you have the standard pair setup. no econ
the shop has neptune and lovers
there is a buffoon pack and a mega spectral pack (immo?)
u take buffoon. the buffoon pack has c9 and golden
do u take c9 or golden?
what great words of wisdom for an ace build
ante 1-2 ill take rocket over c9 but c9 is more applicable to pick up later imo
Ye fajr
is that a coincedince or does jimbo know
i mean the immolate could take all my 9s so definitely going with the golden 😇
Rocket is nice
I usually make my 9s glass lol
no but is there literally any reason not to take c9 here lol
hm so any hint of immo is enough to tip the scales
ig being stuck with $2-3 instead of $4 for a while. it's happened to me before
its not even like it costs more
unfixed deck? 4 9s
Immolate destroying a 9
Then it will pay less
one strength or death and youre back in the game ig. and the "lowroll" gave $20 up front
i think i go spectral before buffoon when at that level of income
maybe im undervaluing c9
hm dont u think the buffoon tells you more about the spec than vice versa?
i mean a few strength you are in good shape, but only hangman help straights, at least to me it feels easier to do 4oak
Strength and death are also nice for 10-6 straights cuz they can go up and down the rand ladder
you can also hit ouija
I'm not sure what information i could get from the buffoon pack for a pair build
bluejoker appeared
and if i do immolate first and it actually does kill all my 9s then i can take golden joker
you can reaffirm that 90% of jokers indeed push you towards pairs
Not consistent
not that i would know golden is coming, but it is new information
hell nah ts bro uses dusk 💀 💀 💀 ohio build
i mean i dont find either "consistance" but it is what it is
There are like 5 crappy spectre cards the spectral pack can have like ankh in the jokerless ( for some reason)
bro the build is coming along nicely lemme show u
like in a typical pair build with scaling mult and or chips, i cant really ankh can i
you dont need to use this much glass
bro uses aces too helnah Bro
see
bro wants 0 card deck
fair enough
POLY ACE OF CLUBS WOOOOH
alright
poly ace? you mean a friend group
Straight is consistent tho cuz you can start playing them from ante 1 for telescope. 4 OAKs only really become viable at Ouija cuz there would be times where you will have to play multiple 4oaks at the mid antes which is where they are very vulnerable
🦓
Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.
??
nothing lol
painted deck
black blud
yellow?
Tainted deck
i cant tell you how many times I just die from not drawing a straight
infinity deck
This happens more with the oaks
drawing straights is a fine motor skill
then it is not consistance
rare red card L
this can happen with flushblude
take it
exactly, neither 4oak and straight are consistance
right, so with this seed it's better to take spec first
but in general, there's a few things
you could find econ or DL and that'll tell you whether grim/etc are worth taking
you could find trio/family and could be a factor for ouija
you could find tarot gen and that would make seals better
whereas the spectral first usually just means "did i get $20" or "maybe i dont need space urgently if i got my blue seal"
Babies and lentlemen I need an opinion
You can use oaks in jokerless they are also very strong but I feel they get inconsistent at ante 5 onwards
all roads lead to pair brainrot
i died from both not having straight or straights no longer one shot goign into higher antes, both jsut kills you with RNG
we will always draw pairs and all roads are paved to pair way
It's the most consistent way
fuck no
why
I was playing anaglyph orange stake and got this seed, try it : PDR8BRJC
that's lentilman** pls address me correctly
It's not fun 😭
valid points to ponder
Sorry Sir Buss the 693rd it won't happen again
A good advice for jokerless I think is that you should use glass cards asap when you're struggling to score
then why give us dis seed
You can't win the challenge without glass
Humour me
ok
i win with steel pretty much
Unless you have like very high levels
- planets
imo drop mystic for chad
Someone beat my ass for stupidness or something help
Thats exactly what i was gonna do
looks normal enough
drop mystic and swashblud
guys how to get better
play more
Steel is 1.5x and then 1.5x of 1.5x which is 2.25x
ok
ok
you dont get to choose if the game give you steel or glass
not just play more actually . u have to build towards what the seed offers
u dont get to choose the jokers u want
in all seeds
brainstorm 😭
Imagine how i felt with 4 dollars to my name
are we talking in general or some specific situation?
you do get to choose, just get money
in general
its a seed for yellow deck
we were talking about jokerless
Or 7 whatever, still not 15
easier said than donelol
Yes but glass I think is better cuz it scales more exponentially and you only need like one
hm aj vs pack? i feel like with poly i kinda want money to find more consistent xmult
(joking, you never take that brainstorm)
prob not both
turns out my winning hand didnt even have many steels
IF ONLY THE PANTS WERE ETERNAL GOD DAMN IT
Why does gold stake plasma feel impossible
Because it is
With steel you need multiple steel cards hoarding your handspace which makes it less likely for you to draw your hand
Why? It's ante 1
what jokers you running there
why are there only 3
You can win with no jokers
looks like you needed one more good joker?
because even if you have $15 to spend, then you're just in r2 with $0
no shit glass is better I just cant draw them, and game gave me red seal steels instead
and no scoring
Game decided to throw in verdant leaf whe i had 2 jokers that relied on carda
We lowk need a joker or something that would interact with joker stickers
you couldnt buy a throwaway joker for it?
Like an effect for each sticker
Isn't the future potential worth? 1 rebate or faceless and you basically make it all back
we need a redesign of the game over screen that shows all the jokers x_x
Face joker and odd tidd were the 2
Oh this was mine. I was thinking of maybe resetting the blind cuz that 300k looked scary but the red seal glass saved it
you have three jokers there and still debuffed cards, I dont understand
doesnt that mean u had two open slots
before the boss
Sold them before verdant leaf to gamble with wheel of fortune
rare footage of satellite actually putting in work
Didnt work
I dont think its plasma itself that is making gold stake most difficult for you
Dang my deck was not this fancy I think
hm im curious, gonna try this seed now
I won it with the goat (runner)
I just spent my money on Saturns and Justice/Death
I have over 100 attempts because eiher the game has fucked me over with giving no +chips giving me bad hand or making most kf the stuff perishable
...and you couldnt have found a throwaway joker for verdant before going into the boss?
4oak is just if you get going you get going, you dont need to constantly worry about what if i dont draw straight and what if it doesnt one shot what if the glass doesnt show up
No all my jokers i heavily relied on that run
but you threw this one yourself, you almost won with debuffed cards already, why gamble on wheel
Because foil enhancement tastes better than selling
winning tastes better than losing
win is a win without foil too
One of my craziest wins of all time
If i got the foil enhancement i would of won
Cartomancer was a misplay btw
if you didnt gamble on wheel and sold the joker to remove verdant debuff you would have won
without gambling
100% chance to win or a whatever the chance is to hit foil with wheel
which do you take
Gambling better
Stupid fact about me I didn't know what a rouge like was when I played balatro
well there you go, that is why plasma is difficult for you
Fym plasma is really difficult in general
I had a 540 runner at the end
Could’ve guaranteed invis to dupe it but I had an eternal cartomancer
YOU MOTHETFUCKER LEAVE ME ALONE
this loss was not because of plasmas difficulty
that is what im saying
Plasma was my 4th gold I’m going for zodiac now
I cant stop photochadding it
I blame this on plasma because plasma is f tier
I dont take plasma slander here, you yourself threw your win away by doing a move that makes no sense, you had a build that could win but you threw it away to gamble on a wheel hit
because no reason
Plasma glazer son im crine 😭😭😭
Plasma is fun it’s like playing a different game altogether
Except on higher difficulties
theres a difference between losing because plasma is a difficult deck and losing because of a mistake
inflation
ok makes sense
it died because im bad at this game
i forgot no jojers in shop doesn't mean jojers dont exist
Kill all photochads🙏🙏🙏
actually i got flinted and didnt have any real chips
super position value
Death by a thousand cuts
#🕹・game-discussion is the best place to talk about efficiency and consistency with a bloodstone fan
if you are okay with the higher chance of losing, i suppose
Thats not on gold stake
nvm, there's reddit
JUDGEMENT PULLLLLL
i love me eight ball
step 1: build interest
step 2: play 8
and win
as a hearts suit the best place to talk about bloodstone being a good and reliable joker is in #ceremonial-dagger
(/sarc)
is it just me or a run's early game is the most annoying to me
Nah it can be quite difficult before your build is fully online
Buh
I'm confused about how bram poker is a challenge deck
guys get rid of chad for brainstorm right?
A chad is just a Chad
But a brainstorm can be anything, even a Chad!
sell a chad and use ticket farming for better retriggers
Booo
Informative answer that actually helps
sell ticket for beeg scor
hehehehaw
looks promising so far
Obviously sell the negative dusk, first of all the word "negative" is to call something bad so why pick it up in the first place. And second of all dusk is bad because you get rid of hands, which loses you money because if you even beat the blind you'd have 0 hands which gives you ZERO dollars
my heart tells me to gamble but is this actually a good move
wall is up next so maybe not
Always
Could be a legendary
im sorry i want informative answers not hopes and dreams
challenge decks arent necessarily extra challenge so much as special scenarios
THIS is THE mindset
Buy the voucher first, you’d lose money when you wraith for blueprint
Can eternal jokers get destoyed by ankh
No
no
No eternals are eternal
no
So why can madness destroy them
It cant
the only way to destroy eternals is by using the secret technique called holding r
Ok
Eternals are lowkey the only reason madness is usable in higher stakes
The "no expiration" challenge would be really dumb if you could😆
zebra you seem knowledgable and not gamble oriented is it worth it
Have you tried verifying your files?
It's the mods i think
OH yeah
i mean, money won't save you from the wall, scoring will
idk your scoring situation
Ok now the steam is not working
4k a flsush and i dont believe fibonacci alone can help clear and i dont trust rerolling to help
After 400 hours and counting I've personally had more success opening one than not opening it🫡
There's an argument to be made for cloning the flush but definitely go incantation first
i have ZERO plus mult if i do that
okay so good news we did survive the wall
Lesgoooooo
the bad news is im still in poverty after blowing it all to survive
What does the current shop have?
okay so good news #2 i got a lucky card money proc
saved
bad news is uh, scoring is still abyssmal
Wait is your tribe on the left of your fibbonacci?
its irrelevant
fib would activate before tribe regardless
tribe fib order doesnt matter
different phases of scoring
we're so back train keeps on riding
Yooooooooooo your econ is saved!
theres an arguement to be made for shortcut into straight flush pivot for my scoring but i dont buy it
If you get it early it's awesome but lategame it might as well be a base joker
In my experience
I FINALLY DID IT AFTER ALL THIS TIME
I have had both ends of the space joker spectrum
95% activation rate and 0% activation rate
Summit
I just have 1 deck left and that is black deck
Last run I got it I had an OOPS and it STILL wouldn't trigger
Yeah if you get the photochad here you've won
I started on the worst ones
When in doubt
Photochad it out
Ur finishing with one of the worst ones
What would you say is the worst one?
Plasma 100%
I quite like plasma, but I do get it
Not even the final boss blind is a problem it's like an ante 4 or 5 wall that fucks you over
Black deck also sucks cuz of the hand less
Well I finished black and plasma and rn I'm on purple stake nebula life couldnt be more shit
I got myself a very early eternal double stuntman and would've probably won had it not been for a late ante psychic, I'm still salty about that one
Gold stake Plasma
I came
black deck is both harder to streak and harder to get an individual win than plasma imo
I started with red, the blue, then black, then plasma and now I’m doing zodiac
I got black by spinning a wheel on the remaining ones
wee joker sighting
And past blue stake I could only win with burglar pairslop 💔
winning once with plasma isnt hard bc when you high roll, you just cruise through the seed no problem i.e. stuntman, wee, etc
Is plasma hard because of how it scales?
Runner
What is the worst feature in balatro other than blue stake?
either skip tags or endless mode
Endless past ante 12
quit button
Oh yeah that's relatable
Why did localthanks make the scaling go so high so early
tru...
sup zeb
Endless mode as a whole?
Skip tags I can see
You can only go so far with specific strategies
The pricetag, something this addicting shouldn't be this cheap
/s
yea the button shouldnt be there
i get that the game would be less popular esp on youtube but i just have 0 interest in the endless meta and how it endlessly (lol) pervades normal game discussion
whats the optimal joker layout
I'd say wild card, I hate that it gets cancelled by every "x suit is debuffed" blind
hmmm
Personally when I hear "endless mode" I expect it to be a separate button in the deck selection page, thing
Crimson heart is the best (endless) and worst (ante 8)
So what are your thoughts on baron mime burglar serpent
My thoughts are that it is dying next update 💛 serpent wont draw past hand size
I hope not, it's my favorite blind
it technically is "always draw" so it shouldn't go past hand size"
Serpent was the last blind I beat (I love 5 card hands and I cannot read)
because its not a boss blind, its a free pass 90% of the time
Lowkey the discussion thing would be fixed by simply having a separate endless channel
how do you figure? if you always draw 3 and you are at 7/8, if you only draw to hand size then you only drew 1 card (not always 3)
I mean a free pass is worthless anyways if you get screwed over by the following blind so I feel like it balances it out
Nah I kid
Currently the description says "always draw 3 cards"
thunk isnt explicitly killing serpent because of endless but for the same reason its good in endless
Am going for card sharp but which one here goes tho?
so you always draw three cards, nothing is inaccurate atm
hmmm true
But it might change in the next update
I’m lowkey fine with serpent “nerf” but man, the bean bug is so fun to try to optimize
it is changing
we dunno...
and Chicot bug
And blue stake rework (thank god)
Like the description?
Maybe that's too obvious nvm
Tough one but you can always do better than the walkie talkie
I can't remember if thunk explicitly said blue stake is changing or if he just complained about it
I think he joked about blue seal
It should be changed if he complained about it
Though it's a bit of a gamble
If the serpent became: "draw at most 3 cards after playing hands or discarding, without going over the hand size" how would it rank in terms of difficulty
That Gros Michel really needs to expire soon
invisible hit golden ticket 😭 😭
more money yipee
Infinite Wealth
What’s you guys’ opinions on Square Joker?
Not a fan
it's ok
it'll be a bigger counter to large hands but idk how much itll affect pairs
I don't play with it enough to know
early square is a big indication of winning that run
Barely probably
But it's meh
Less digging for blue seals
I've had ante 1 bananas lasting until like ante 6
a good scaling joker early is always the best
its consistent and universally applicable chips
okay so bad news i drew the spades debuff boss and my flush of choice is spades
GOOD NEWS:
I have a MASSIVE wee
oh wow midcrobat
That reminds me...
I'm pretty sure I beat bluestake erratic with an ante 2 gros michel still in hand😭
I had the stupid director's cut yet I didn't read
you might believe its still cooked and i believe you're right BUT i have a red seal 8 of clubs to be able to use justice on
acrobat is like getting +2 hands of your final hand
my out is astronomically thin with how bad my deck is bloated but it DOES exist
mind boggling setup right here
(here's the w)
If Michel goes extinct on the ante 8 boss do you get the sticker 🤔
Prolly not right
you don't
anyway do i sell both my wee and square or square and chariot
square is 80 or so chips while wee is only 48
the two chips joker was because i believed in wee joker 💔
happened twice to me last c++ but none times my current one
bones bones bones
I’m completely blind I didn’t see it’s plasma
wait my flush is level 5 with 95 base chips
quick spot
is it possible to sell both my chips joker to avoid poverty or do i tank it and just sell square joker
You’re above interest cap no?
this is just a seed that "felt impossible" to someone else so i tried it
ni
i rolled down to find something :P
$3 and i need 6 to afford my acrobat which i believe is one of my very few outs
im gonna get my second c++ and return to my old server nickname of (not good)
not a painter
chad immediately came back
im gonna sell square joker and wee joker i think
i dont think wee + acrobat saves me by themselves without the redseal 8 which would win anyways if i draw
Goodluck🫡
well that helps
ride the bus is neat (+70 mult)
arent you happy with it
this run is just hope and hope alone
just a username suggestion
i just realized how many high cards i played, this isnt an anti obelisk run its begging for obelisk
Nah your setup looks alright🫡
I think you're gonna clear it!
well i have no more outs except praying
Wait why not checkered deck if you need tribe
That 8 right there is gonna get you through
I just realized 99.33% is 149/150
Hope you get yourself a cryptid!
Put the king to the right of the 8
the glass broke sadly and we are still in poverty BUT
how did we get here
Surplus rerolls
trick question: we didn't
i did dw
we got here by applying every potion effect at once
wait wrong game
We did it with a metric fuckton of parries..... Wait also wrong game
No but fr
i hate myself i shouldve discarded aggressively for a face to be safe
Photo some olympic shi flush card and fibonacci
How does one ACHIEVE this build
noooooooo so close!
Its fine big dawg
the first fucking lucky card also procced money so i wouldve been saved for econ
to be fair i shouldve died like several antes ago but i kept drawing outs
we'll get it next time with an ancient blueprint dusk golden ticket run trust 🙏
aw man there was an early rental brainstorm that i had to skip on that run as well
in another timeline i won with this seed with a different lobotomized setup
so many mistakes
think this was shop one baron and shop 3 mime or smth 😭
sometimes u can save both mr bones and luchador bc why not
no sense in throwing unless its funny
and missed 4 chip isnt funny enough xD
square should only give the chips on 4 card hands tbh
would be way more balanced ya
greatest luchador ever (next blind is a boss)
Why is it always for me that the stupider my joker lineup is the higher chance I have to win
I was running a fucking rough gem build and only had like 20 diamond cards
Literally praying on 1 hand remaining that I'd get more diamond cards
well im not happy but im pretty sure this is a good build
i hope those blue seals are gold cards
Campfire I always thought it was shit until i realized it's selling ANY card
Lord have mercy...
no my blueseal is glass
hm
standard pack
time for a blatro run
Boom balalal
Helo gamers. 1 take gold stake run any deck. Which deck are we thinking bout.
Balkan deck
Does someone have advise on what to do?
I've got an idea.
Pour yourself a celebratory drink
i lost in bad fashion
Ghost deck unironically one of the easiest decks imo
Infact it gets easier as soon as you get black stake
not really
there are benefits, that doesnt make it easier overall
Yes but comparing to other decks
i dont understand how that changes it
is it worth the interest loss to get a freeroll with overstock? i think so
If you compare a normal deck let's say red deck the increase in difficulty with black stake is way higher than the increase with ghost deck
stakes lower than blue tend to be pretty doable no matter what
Just forget I said anything
purple is where shit starts hitting the fan imo
esp orange and gold removing some options from happening
It's only cuz orange and gold have the previous stake effects but if they didn't I'd say purple would be the most difficult in terms of singular effects
everyone's a paid actor
I like having all the joker effects but all of that with the 1 less discard can get tough. I still stick with gold most of the time though
Yeah 1 less discard is absolute ass
Which is blue right?
rate my build
I forget which gives which, I never really looked back as I completed each one initially
Photochad/10
Supernova and green trigger AFTER photochad
fr
Isnt that a bit redundant
hello i am the worst buffoon pack of all time
like this?
Not the thing is
Yeah its blue stake
Pretty sure localthunk said he was gonna change it
Supernova and green are just irrelevant, could have any 2 others or nothing
it doesn’t matter in this case
hiding the lobotomy for when someone asks for a stat check
game really went from most stressful tribe sticker attempt to "here, free win"
This is my point
i would like to take this opportunity to thank incantation for the glass 7 which was crucial to scoring enough to beat cerulean
Hmm I haven't kept up on the potential changes. I'm probably just used to everything as is
How is rough gem percieved by the community?
it’s fine
cya
second worst of the gems but fine econ
second worst
you right
Pfff wtf luckiest blind skip ever
i think bloodstone is worse :P
forgot bloodstone existed mb
I pretty much just use lucky cards as econ and whatever else for the first few ante most times
i remember when people said rough gem was the worst a year ago
Spades and Clubs have the best gem cards.
and then we agreed bloodstone is
Localthunk created life and disguised it as an uncommon joker named bloodstone
reality hits after 2 years of no meta changes
"1/2" my ass that mf has a will of its own
i think spades and clubs are close enough in strength to be considered even due to different contexts
aw dang
onyx is better in raw scoring potential but if you already get mult from somewhere else arrowhead is preferred
literally talked abt this earlier this morning lol
Getting both is even better.
Especially with Smeared Joker.
was this about that one run with triple bloodstone not scoring enough
Actually localthunk created life twice
First one was bloodstone and second one was space joker
i don't wanna be in a scenario where I have to rely on that
space joker is alive and loves me
Yeah.
It's not recommended.
But if you can get that, it's pretty good.
some dude was talm bout some “5 blueprints and a bloodstone is the best build ever”
thank you space joker for existing
The greatest no oops bloodstone ever
And then the 3rd and 4th time was certificate and Hologram
Space joker is alive and is a bipolar yandere to me, either 0% or 100% no in between
fam WE know bloodstone isnt scoring enough with all those triggers ✌️
5th time was the odds of finding an obelisk
the way some people talk about probabilities in this game, i swear they think the bernoulli distribution is 100% localized at the EV
best joker copying third worst joker is diabolical
she loves me. tough luck 😼
I like how we are talking about bloodstone and space joker the same time I did a build with bloodstone and space joker
... and i have not had a single joker trigger
dies to 3 boss blinds
1984
LET IT BURN
ive come to accept that space joker is just very moody
Obelisk has two ways of spawning for me
Lives to 25 boss blinds
Either in the first 2 shops or when I am using a madness build and it doesnt show up as eternal
the percentage is now done
i still need to win another run for the game to realize but whatever
lets do a plasma white stake sendoff
so when 300%
Did you get naneinf?
never

300% is nothing (if its cuphead)
Yes, I 2700%'d cuphead
No, I am not sane
am i eligible to make a joker tier list now
(300% the game, on all 3 save files, on 3 different devices)
does anybody know any low% combos i can do on heavies with mac
whar!!!!!
im dumb what dat mean
like the tilts i should fish for in neutral
whar!!!!
in general tilting is bad
so i should use specials
Did I really just pick up a trib during my medusa run?😭
I love trib but idk what I'm supposed to do with this now😭
after gsg maybe
nobody is eligible to make a tier list
Run up, dash attack
everyone is eligible to make a tierlist but not everyone is eligible to having their tier list be marked as fact
not even doc
Chip plasma my beloved
lets go gambling
localthunk is the only one who can do so i'd say
doc knows what he's doing when he makes his tier lists completely unobjective
i wish there was a way to see how many gold stickers i have without just counting them one by one, i'm too lazy for that
I need this, maybe it fixes my 1 in 2 chance to forget spending money for vagabond to be active
6 hours of torment
Nah, roffle's chat is the only one dumb enough to somehow accidentally end up with the most accurate tier list
maybe I should sit through the vod and reconstruct what his actual tier list would have been without donations and chat changing things
me when i lie 😈
monkey typewriter theory ✌️
only one of us has the free time
Exactly
im just as employed as you smh
are google docs banned from being linked
what
Yeah balatro doc is threatened by them
i do other things on top of that
asking if google documents is one of the banned links
he's so pretty
they made bank on closer
I’m struggling with the Jokerless challenge in Balatro. What’s the best strategy to beat it?
chainsmoking is for cigarettes/joints and i dont do that
mars spam or saturn spam
glass+a good planet
no why would it be
i know servers that just bans links except a specific few
man purple stake requirements vs white stake requirements is like
so different
i beat all of it with chips idk
not the smartest strat but sure is easiest one to bruteforce
technically the smartest strat in terms of consistency
The smartest is the easiest👍
Well no
The easiest is the smartest
Or maybe easiness comes from snart?
Smart
Start👍
OMG
worth it ✌️
if every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs
poetically its tribe again
Steven Universe quote?
Benson?
Is that quote no from SU
What do I do here
midus
good buy rough gem and smeared
greg has said it multiple times in SU but im not sure it actually originates from there
For chad right
yeah
unspoken econ synergy
Ye I believed in the flushes
Wgy is blue* stake so hated
said nobody ever
Yes I remember Greg saying that lol
Blue i meant
A bit too punishing for the five card hands, especially straight
🦫
5 card hands and higher ranking poker hands by default are less consistent to draw
Didnt see it
Yes plus the way of playing five card hands is a bit suboptimal like saving your potential cards that you can play from discarding which means discarding less cards and less space for seals/enhancements
Id say that five card hands play the game 60-70% optimally while pairs play the game 95% optimally
Nice
highcard is 100% optimal trust
given how my pairless gsg is going, im finding 60% to be too optimistic
i would argue pairs are like 98% optimal
and any 5 card hands are prolly like 25%ish optimal but increases dramatically with more handsize like painted
what do you mean optimal
Like u get the best scoring. Mainly bc it’s the most consistent
except painted being below average performance wise among all decks
not best scoring but rather consistent scoring upkeep
Ah my mistake
oh i was thinking like
What does it mean when a pair is 98% optimal, what does it mean to be 100% optimal and what is 0%
amount of value you get from your cards
0% optimal is somehow playing 0 cards for 1 hand
ggez
0% is when u maximize erosion value but just lose
its 100% optimal in our hearts 🙏
Ye maybe... I am doing nebula deck stakes rn, my black stake was Saturn galore and my blue stake rn is the midas vampire flush
I dont still understand the 98% "optimal" value on pairs, do you mean that pairs get 98% efficiency out of all the situations you can come across
well you haven't experienced pairless gsg yet to understand the conflict at face value for how rare 5 card hands are to get working against numerous boss blinds
Yes I think the hand size is a big plus for 5 cards (even tho it's also a big plus for pairs and HC cuz more seals and gold/steels)
if i had to be honest i was mimicking ai at that point and spatted out what seemed like the best auto generated answer for the context of the conversation at the moment
what about trigger effects on played cards, there is no way playing pairs on those are 98% efficient

