🕹・game-discussion

[dusty tusk]

bro i never touch obelisk or campfire

[humble gulch]

Skill issue

[dusty tusk]

campfire reset pmo

[frank notch]

ancient joker isnt good for a fixed deck

because it isnt pivoted towards it

[fringe nebula]

obelisk is bad guys

[frank notch]

meanwhile rebate and castle are better because they scale better with the deck

[round current]

without merry andy or smeared joker it’s a hassle yeah

[fringe nebula]

x2.5-4 for each ante is fine

you don't need to overcharge it

[dusty tusk]

ty for the point proven

[fringe nebula]

and waste money

[round current]

without smeared i can get up to like ante 4 before i call it quits but ancient joker isn’t bad

[frank notch]

the idol can only be good with a fixed deck, aj can only be good with a relatively unfixed deck, and rebate, castle, etc are good with both

[fringe nebula]

obelisk is an S tier joker

[dusty tusk]

doesnt it resest when u play ur most played hand

why is that good

[fringe nebula]

because

hand agnostic chip jokers like square and runner exist

[frank notch]

you can pivot mid run and rack up a huge multiplier

[round current]

you play high cards or pairs in preparation and then fix it to spam flushes or 3oak i imagine

[dusty tusk]

wat dat mean

[vocal rose]

because getting a 6-11x joker is REALLY good

thats why

[fringe nebula]

you can play pair 12-13 times for example

and then switch to other hand

[frank notch]

play your most played hand and dont scale it for 30-50 handds

then switch

[fringe nebula]

it's that simple

[dusty tusk]

wait i could swap between high cards and pairs!

[frank notch]

i recommend pairs to high card

[humble gulch]

Obelisk is so bad

[fringe nebula]

30 is wayyyy too much

15

or 18

[frank notch]

if you encounter the water you could be forced to play a high card and lose on the spot

[round current]

yorick and constellation my fav xmults tbey are like sons to me

[vocal rose]

uhhh

[humble gulch]

Also, endless doesn't exist

[vocal rose]

no you couldnt

[round current]

one day ill try obelisk on gold stakes

[dusty tusk]

why not

[fringe nebula]

runs past ante 8 don't exist

I agree

[humble gulch]

Why would you carry Obelisk in endless?

[dusty tusk]

nvm

i see why

[vocal rose]

unless you have flushes or two pairs at

13+

then its better to pair spam which you already should be doing

[round current]

i used to play almost exclusively two pairs for the longest time idk why

[dusty tusk]

i love to the moon so much

[round current]

to the moon is good but everytime i get it i end up being too broke anyway and just hope i find baseball

[dense locust]

is it weird that i basically never play endless

[round current]

no

[serene forge]

no

endless sucks

[dense locust]

i think i need to for some unlocks

[dusty tusk]

i only do endless for the infinity thing

the scaling is so ahh

[round current]

stuntman yeah

[serene forge]

skill issue

[serene forge]

skill issue

[round current]

im not even close to unlocking stuntman but im getting there

[dense locust]

i have stuntman actually it's one of my favorite jokers

[round current]

my biggest hand was like 60 million chips with a 7x yorick and blueprint and like a 5x constellation

[dusty tusk]

i got it from just reseting till that dupe consumable leg card then did infinity chips

[round current]

but i didn’t have any steels or anything like that

[dense locust]

i don't remember how i got it

[round current]

oh wow

[dusty tusk]

bro i have 16 double tags but cant get any good skips

[round current]

been there

i love negative skips tho

[dusty tusk]

said that then negative skip showed up

[bleak blaze]

Negative skips on Anaglyph will always be fun

[round current]

LMAO

[round current]

especially with abstract joker😭

[bleak blaze]

Nah its even better with Baseball Card

[round current]

i had like +30 mult or something with it once cause of that

[round current]

oohhh

i don’t think ive gotten baseball with negative uncommons cause of the skips

[noble mango]

Temeprance value with gift

[sullen needle]

how tf do you get the “play five wild cards” achievement, i just got c++ EXCEPT for that one achievement

[noble mango]

An a flip to that

[noble mango]

Get a ton of wild cards

Play them

[sullen needle]

🤯

[round current]

i haven’t gotten it either

maybe try it on zodiac or magic deck and zone in on lovers cards and death to copy

[frank notch]

consistently, perkeo and pick up the lovers

[round current]

yes yes

[frank notch]

but perkeo is rare

[noble mango]

Or death lmao

Zodiac gaming

Lovers
Death
Fool

Or that + random upgraded cards

[round current]

unrelated but i have a kinda dumb question

[tame summit]

also you have to get the wild cards as a flush and not a flush five or flush house

[round current]

if a joker is debuffed can u still get a sticker for it

[sullen needle]

yes!

[round current]

i didn’t even know that

[round current]

oh wow thank you

i haven’t attempted it yet i was just curious

[tender salmon]

balalala

[round current]

true

[drowsy rain]

Doing c++ again and I bought michel literally on the LAST shop

and it breaks in the boss blind

[fringe nebula]

exact same shit happened to me

i feel u man

[sterile quartz]

plasma deck synergy or something

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 4

[shell rock]

negative cola, negative egg and i stickered mime vagabond and smiley

this c++ thing is going so well :D

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 5

[pale wolf]

oh imma do balatrodle

[shell rock]

got balatrodle in 3

[hybrid tendon]

yeh !

[shell rock]

||started with blackboard which made it easy||

[versed sable]

in 4

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[barren wigeon]

[pale wolf]

balatrodle in 3

[noble mango]

Crime heart doesn't demolish a joker like leaf did

[serene forge]

I hate Crimson Heart

[noble mango]

I hate balatro hearts in general

[serene forge]

same

[noble mango]

From
lusty
Bloodstone
To crimson heart

Spades bettr

[fringe nebula]

clubs and spades best suit

[dusty tusk]

skill issue

[subtle drum]

gas

[frank notch]

really its the exact opposite

bloodstone has no skill and if you dont have oops you could get jumpscared with loss screen

[dusty tusk]

no its not i won two of my golds w bloodstone

[frank notch]

thats just luck

[dusty tusk]

nope its not

you just force proc em

[frank notch]

proc as in

[dusty tusk]

obelisk wasnt even saiod once

just get oops dawg

[frank notch]

it wasnt?

[silent topaz]

if a joker requires another joker to be useful then that joker is not good

[ember fern]

Almost like this entire game is about synergy’s!

[frank notch]

almost like jokers should also be good on their own

[silent topaz]

synergies are about combining jokers effects to make them stronger, not usable

[ember fern]

So baseball card is bad then?

[frank notch]

its entire mechanic is based around jokers

meanwhile bloodstone needs another joker to be good, but not needed to mechanically function

[ember fern]

You make no sense

[ebon condor]

bloodstone isnt bad because it requires other jokers to work, it requires ONE SPECIFIC JOKER out of 150 to work

baseball card works with like 50 or sm jokers

[ember fern]

Yeah and when you have like 2k you can just reroll for it

[frank notch]

youre not gonna have 2k in ante 8

[ebon condor]

great idea ill do that with the 2k i have

[silent topaz]

bloodstone inconsistency is a problem because you arent just playing one hand, you are playign several over the course of a game, and then you are bound to get some bad roll which will likely kill your run

[ember fern]

Hold card

Gold

Will

[humble gulch]

"Bloodstone is good"
Why?
(Says the most white stake thing ever)

[frank notch]

that takes 83 rounds with a full hand of 8 gold cards

[ebon condor]

ok but consider: with mime you still wont have enough by ante 8

think smarter not harder

[silent topaz]

at that point its just better to not rely on bloodstone

[frank notch]

thats 28 antes

[fringe nebula]

I'm glad I joined this server when "white staker" was slowly becoming a term

[humble gulch]

If you have mime just do steel instead of bloodstone

[ember fern]

The bean

[ebon condor]

slowly?

[silent topaz]

that does not appear on the majority of runs

[frank notch]

thatll only give you 30 dollars

[ebon condor]

hasnt this kinda been a thing for a long ass time

[humble gulch]

Bro's a white staker

[round current]

yeah

[ember fern]

Dupe it

[silent topaz]

with what

[round current]

i joined in like june of last year and people were using white stake as a term then too

[subtle drum]

bloodstone is good y’all just haters ✌🏼

[round current]

or using the

[fringe nebula]

interesting

[ebon condor]

youre right ill just get bean and bloodstone and a full hand of gold cards and invisible joker just so i can roll for oops

[humble gulch]

I love discussions where the other side says a thousand of hypothetical situations and don't use any valid arguments or reasoning

[frank notch]

yeah lemme just summon an invisible joker from the depths of hell and sacrifice my firstborn son to john balatro to make it land on turtle bean

[round current]

bloodstone is fine but arrowhead is more reliable i’d rather just focus on the chips than the xmult

[silent topaz]

i dont think this strategy will work in 99 percent of balatra runs

[ember fern]

I like just saying bullshit and you guys type out paragraphs

[humble gulch]

Especially if that side is a novice discussing against experienced players

[ebon condor]

idk it comes close

[devout roost]

youre getting ragebaited so fucking hard lmao

😭

[humble gulch]

Reading comprehension is at rock bottom

[ember shoal]

someone say the thing

[round current]

here win

[humble gulch]

Most of the time is just "Oh, they turned against me, let's say it's ragebait so I don't have to admit anything"

[ebon condor]

blueprint in buffoon

but its perishable

[devout roost]

i mean yeah

lol

[unreal topaz]

i've gotten 1k+ in ante 8 with ticket+chad+burglar

[woeful widget]

for the reduce to 5 hand size voucher do you have to beat a run with that size?

[unreal topaz]

so it's inconsistent at best

[ebon condor]

well did you roll for oops

smh

[unreal topaz]

i was rolling for bean

but crimson heart prob didnt show up anyway

[ebon condor]

for more gold cards, so you could then roll for oops

[frank notch]

thats an outlier

[round current]

i imagine no since u don’t need to win to unlock a lot of stuff? at least what i remember

[ebon condor]

i get it i get it

[unreal topaz]

what even is the context for this argument

[round current]

idk why it’d be different for vouchers but not jokers

[humble gulch]

Well, I'm doing Black++ now

[unreal topaz]

what are the arguments

[ebon condor]

are you asking this because you got 5 hand size and didnt unlock the voucher?

[humble gulch]

None

[devout roost]

its easy dw

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹

[woeful widget]

i got it down to 5 then put it back up to 6 by accident

but i beat the run

[ebon condor]

are you running any mods

or steammodded, even with no mods

[woeful widget]

ywa

yes*

[round current]

did u beat a round before u got it to 6

[ebon condor]

known issue unfortunately

[woeful widget]

yes

[round current]

then yeah its just mods

or maybe a seeded run idk

[woeful widget]

unseeded

[round current]

got you got yoy

[ebon condor]

its bugged on steammodded

[woeful widget]

is there a way to just like

[round current]

yeah just try it again on spectral pack and try to get two ectos or a merry andy or something

[woeful widget]

i did it on ghost deck originally lol

[round current]

thats what i meant sorry LMAO

idk why i said spectral pack instead of ghost deck

[ember shoal]

deleting the game

[unreal topaz]

i've seen quite a few first buffoon packs like that

[round current]

this happens to me so often i just reset sorry

[unreal topaz]

nah you gotta keep going to improve

can't have wins handed to ya too often

[round current]

thats true

i suck at the game trust me

i know u can get past the first ante jokerless obviously i just get soo frustrated with bullshit jokers at the start😭

[unreal topaz]

yep, the frusturation is how you get a losing streak

keeping a good mental is a skill

[knotty zodiac]

wily, hold hex, sell wily before last hand

is there a better line?

[unreal topaz]

i havent seen the shop queue but prob not

thats the safest

[round current]

ive had one for a minute i keep getting trapped in bullshit

[strange delta]

streamer build.

[unreal topaz]

try playing slower maybe? usually my losses are me not thinking too hard

[strange delta]

Fat lucky cat had to die :(

[round current]

probably yeahh i always end up just freehanding it i get lost in the sauce

[unreal topaz]

its so easy to get lost in the sauce

[humble gulch]

I don't think I'm ready for black deck++

Hm

Maybe I'll do Zodiac++

[knotty zodiac]

solid

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[knotty zodiac]

you now have a 2p or straight run
sorry i dont make the rules

[humble gulch]

Hooker killed me

[strange delta]

That's a hold R for me.

[humble gulch]

I wanted that overstock...

Okay

[knotty zodiac]

rip

[pallid ferry]

💗

htr...

[knotty zodiac]

reset on a clean fist?!

[narrow scroll]

💗

shoot the moon

[fringe nebula]

both are good, but I'm leaning more towards foil stm

[knotty zodiac]

stm safer ig

[fringe nebula]

do I go for the funny

nah, I'll save for interest

[humble gulch]

Died

No chips

:(

[drowsy rain]

but two stm funnier than one stm

[humble gulch]

Holy rare

And I'm dead

[serene forge]

how is bloodstone skillful

[humble gulch]

Yes

[fringe nebula]

hello there you beautiful thing

wel

p

[amber sorrel]

legendary seed

[serene forge]

also you picked up that devil right

[humble gulch]

Hi there

So... If you get troubadour mid blind you don't lose any hands

[void lintel]

prolly a failsafe to make sure you don't instantly die from using judgement if you have 1 hand left

[humble gulch]

You can't get 0 hands btw

The game always gives you one hand

[void lintel]

interesting then

[humble gulch]

What...

[mighty flume]

Anybody ordered the Roffle special?

[amber sorrel]

picked up an acrobat for a no repeat poker blind and accidentally played all of my hands instead of leaving one

rip that run

[serene forge]

effect must proc at the start of a round

if you have 4 hands then get troub in a shop you don't actually change to 3 hands until you play the next blind

[amber sorrel]

very useful negative

[humble gulch]

Anyways, first win

[terse dock]

Hey Jimmy give me a balatro run

With extra chips

And hold the mult

And hold the cards

[fringe nebula]

fun run

I have retcon too

[humble gulch]

My carry

.

[fringe nebula]

you're doing zodiac++?

[humble gulch]

Yeah

YES

I'm settled now I guess

[compact gazelle]

the zodiac deck demon

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[fringe nebula]

constel and campfire on zodiac

hahaa

[lusty onyx]

should i just buy the game?...

[fringe nebula]

why not

[lusty onyx]

will it help me with my gamblng addiction?

[humble gulch]

BRUH

[humble gulch]

Actually, Balatro makes you less prone to gambling

[fringe nebula]

It's actually better than gambling

because you lose nothing

[lusty onyx]

thats what im thinking you know

[humble gulch]

Hi

[rancid glade]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lusty onyx]

is it too late to hop on the band wagon?

[fringe nebula]

no

It's not too late al all

at all

[humble gulch]

Surely this is enough

[lusty onyx]

i heard there is an update comming soon sooooo is there still support for the game?

[rancid glade]

YUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOY

[humble gulch]

:3

[fringe nebula]

yes

[lusty onyx]

is there a way you can convince me to buy the game right now?

[noble mango]

Haha number go up

I mean you can jokerpokerbalala

[compact gazelle]

awesome lesbian couple with no evil and intimidating horse in sight

[rancid glade]

gambling and what jello said

[knotty zodiac]

the game is complete as it is

[noble mango]

Pmuch like holo night

[knotty zodiac]

if it never got an update, we'd still have gotten our money's worth

[fringe nebula]

lol

[compact gazelle]

how to give a bad reader a stroke 101

[noble mango]

Ok i mean there's dlc and shit

[humble gulch]

Hi there

[compact gazelle]

no way delayed gratifiation

[noble mango]

Wdym strok me un give stroke people no

[compact gazelle]

theres stroke inducing writing and then theres this

"hey cortana or something generate me lolspeak"

[noble mango]

Oh well

Then what shallt i do

What in the heck do i do

[fringe nebula]

ok, so many options lol

[noble mango]

If this is shit
Then that is shit
Wtf do i suppose to do

[compact gazelle]

its fine

you didnt do anything wrong i just thought "holo night" was funny

[noble mango]

When the night is holographic

[compact gazelle]

holo night sills on

[noble mango]

Playing holo night using sills on holy

Anyways i should try to draw something

[fringe nebula]

sell fool for runner?

[knotty zodiac]

safer ya

[compact gazelle]

is it copying anything

[knotty zodiac]

your money is solved alr

[fringe nebula]

no

[compact gazelle]

sell then

runner novas only iffy if you plan on taking the pivot

[rancid glade]

NO WAY TWICE IN A ROW

THIS GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck the planttt

[compact gazelle]

1. stop playing face cards
2. get glass

[rancid glade]

I have red seal glass but its on kings

[compact gazelle]

idk if you actually have any glass or not but saying "get glass" to photochad plant victims is standard practice here

[noble mango]

What yall call glass joker

[compact gazelle]

anyway stop playing face cards

[knotty zodiac]

did you make any nonface glass

[rancid glade]

hmm maybe I can strength my kings to red seal glass aces and then hanging chad them

[compact gazelle]

glass joker

[rancid glade]

no but I think im good

last time this happened I got a clutch luchador

[low spire]

guys

what stake does forcing ante skips stop working

[rancid glade]

yeah this is my deck rn I probably lose

[noble mango]

Purpl

I mean
Blue might also be bad idea to skips

[humble gulch]

Glass

[low spire]

i’m still struggling with green but i have half the deck done black and actually got blue on anaglyph

[compact gazelle]

forcing ante skips as in
tags?

[low spire]

yeah

i am an round skip truther

i love tags!!

[compact gazelle]

im assuming you mean hard resetting for a desirable ante 1 tag which is a bad habit and counterproductive to gameplay

[low spire]

oh no

i could be ante 5

and i’ll still skip

[compact gazelle]

but stakes below blue are basically safe to do that on anyway

you usually go totally unpunished

[low spire]

i did it in blue stake

[compact gazelle]

its fine
by all means feel free to play the game as you wish
there are people who will come after you for doing that but you can ignore em

[low spire]

i wanna click it so bad

[compact gazelle]

if you wanna ask for advice on improving at the game then maybe dont simultaneously be skipping on a whim
but if all you want is to have fun theres no harm

[rancid glade]

im using dna to get 4 glass 10s but I believe I still lose here regardless since im too dependent on face cards

[compact gazelle]

from what ive heard it doesnt actually do anything except put the ceremonial dagger channel in your list
but dont take my word on that

[low spire]

they’re gonna sacrifice me for mult 💔

[lusty onyx]

this convinced me

[rancid glade]

I thought you would just get auto ip banned if you click it

[compact gazelle]

recommend messing with tags on lower stakes
theyre practically sandbox mode so you can honestly do almost anything you wish

[indigo mesa]

not even from a skip tag bro this run is so stupid

[indigo mesa]

i shouldve taken throwback a while back ive skipped so many blinds this run 😭

[rancid glade]

another ggz to the plant

tried to hard pivot too late

[indigo mesa]

good one

[low spire]

they make me too curious

[compact gazelle]

the low stakes playground

[indigo mesa]

yep lmfao

[low spire]

fuck i wanna click it

[compact gazelle]

at your peril
i do believe it wont ban you but

[low spire]

is there unban requests

just in case

[compact gazelle]

dont think so?
idk >.<

[indigo mesa]

DUDE 😭

[compact gazelle]

alts are a thing tho

[compact gazelle]

isnt that still worth it

[low spire]

👀

be right back!

[stark charm]

Overwhelming greed

[compact gazelle]

and in other local news today a matador tragically lost his life to a charging bull as he failed to escape its path in time

red cape'd too close to the sun

+$8! +$8! +$8! +death!

[indigo mesa]

no temperance 💔

[stark charm]

Huh?

[compact gazelle]

nothing :>

[ebon elbow]

any news on update?

[compact gazelle]

not out yet
thats all

[modest snow]

its in progress

[compact gazelle]

1 in 7

[modest snow]

will be out once its done

[humble gulch]

PLEASE BE YORICK

[indigo mesa]

two tarots in shop asw

[humble gulch]

YESS

[compact gazelle]

woe
triboulet be upon ye

[low spire]

it takes 10 minutes

[compact gazelle]

more than 1 in 7

👍

[low spire]

when i logged back in it said suggested channel ceremonial dagger

so it’s not an instant ban

i’m gonna wait a bit then go back in my alt and do it

[compact gazelle]

yeah that sounds about right

[low spire]

@broken terrace you will be sacrificed to the fishes soon my alternative account

[compact gazelle]

someone said it doesnt ban but shows you that channel

[indigo mesa]

idek whats happening anymore

[slow iris]

you have to send a message in it in order to be banned

[indigo mesa]

AYYYY

well…

[compact gazelle]

loyalty card and diet cola doing insane work out here

splash carrying the weight of the world on its shoulders

[humble gulch]

Okay

[lost vault]

meow meow

[indigo mesa]

this was so fucking stupid gg

[lost vault]

mfs still posting runs in game discussion

[indigo mesa]

mfs still posting runs in run discussion

[lost vault]

smgh

[humble gulch]

:3

[indigo mesa]

anaglyph deck is hilarious 10/10

[compact gazelle]

mfs still meow meowing in game discussion

meow meow

[lost vault]

meow

meow

[compact gazelle]

bau bau

[lost vault]

:3

[compact gazelle]

shortcut my beloved
best joker in the game

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[compact gazelle]

anything you desire
set it on fire

[lost vault]

here win

here, meow

[compact gazelle]

todays lobotomy day ladies and gentlemen and others in between

[lost vault]

i wish i was in between gentlemen

what

[compact gazelle]

can anyone guess what is being played on this glorious day
starts with P rhymes with air

[humble gulch]

I'm an expert at getting a win streak of five and then dying to everything

[sharp plank]

Is that a zzz reference

[visual niche]

discovered this game 3 months ago btw

[compact gazelle]

yes :3

[lost vault]

blegh

[sharp plank]

Somebody here knows peak lol

[subtle drum]

SRIMKY

HI

[compact gazelle]

time to pretend you didnt say what you just said a moment ago

[lost vault]

hello

[lost vault]

whar

[subtle drum]

if you insist

[compact gazelle]

good good
just like that

[lost vault]

.>

i hate gachas what can i say

[compact gazelle]

burnice burnice burnice burnice burnice burnice go go

[sharp plank]

Probably the best character design in the game (I’ve never played so there might be better)

[compact gazelle]

gacha mechanics are idiotic profit extractors
idk what that has to do with balala but

[lost vault]

how can you say its peak if youve never played

[compact gazelle]

because its peak? duh

[lost vault]

i mean i didnt say it had to do with balala

[compact gazelle]

theyre all peak except for a few i hate

[sharp plank]

The character designs are peak (at least Burnice is)

[lost vault]

cool

[compact gazelle]

you replied to nothing that means i get freedom of interpretation

[lost vault]

fuck off

[fringe nebula]

shop 1 midas and golden joker carrying hard

lol

[compact gazelle]

who that

[lost vault]

oh youre so funny

[sharp plank]

*Fuck off

[compact gazelle]

any relation to .out

[lost vault]

stop

[compact gazelle]

i wanna say it

i dont think i can say it

[subtle drum]

it

[compact gazelle]

very true

[subtle drum]

😃

[lost vault]

say it

[compact gazelle]

im not gonna say it :>

[lost vault]

coward

then dont say anything

[compact gazelle]

fine

[compact gazelle]

*Stop

[subtle drum]

what r we saying

[compact gazelle]

happy now

[lost vault]

ha ha ha

[subtle drum]

stop bullying my femboy

[lost vault]

im gonna leave now

goodbye

[fringe nebula]

hi, what happened while i was away

[subtle drum]

bye ✌🏼

[sharp plank]

Cya

[compact gazelle]

can i say "its funny tho"

[lost vault]

not you

[fringe nebula]

slop

[compact gazelle]

*Slop

[lost vault]

that excuses everything

[subtle drum]

ig vro

[compact gazelle]

understood thanks for the clarification

its why i do everything i do in here anyway

[subtle drum]

yommy

[lost vault]

so glad i got on here today

[compact gazelle]

"JUICE"
did they rebrand :3

[subtle drum]

maybe 🤔

[indigo mesa]

this might be the stupidest way i’ve ever died

[compact gazelle]

i wish they did
its so much more peak when companies and famous people and the likes dont take themselves with a shred of seriousness

[subtle drum]

agreed

silli is fun

[compact gazelle]

every american fast food slop place should change its chain name to borgar

[subtle drum]

borgir

+4 hands -all discards

[compact gazelle]

and make it a rare

[sharp plank]

Rental cavendish eww

[subtle drum]

yo who kicked me from this channel for 5 seconds and then changed their mind and reverted it lol

[random terrace]

W negative tags

[indigo mesa]

i fucking hate blue stake

[subtle drum]

anaglyph deck 🥰

[subtle drum]

noo

[stark charm]

I would take rainbow banana any time

[subtle drum]

it’s too tasty to be rare

[subtle drum]

gay nana

[compact gazelle]

sorry i meant common

[sharp plank]

Me too

[subtle drum]

oh then maybe

[random terrace]

Allat just for a natural negative blueprint

[compact gazelle]

gay banana
wonder where thats been

[indigo mesa]

dude 😭

[random terrace]

What

[subtle drum]

“just for” 💔

[indigo mesa]

at least you tride

bu dum tss

[random terrace]

U see what you did

[sharp plank]

A nat negative blueprint is a nat negative blueprint

[indigo mesa]

tride geometry dash 🤯

[subtle drum]

oh wait u can’t afford it

[sharp plank]

I’d take it

[subtle drum]

😭

[random terrace]

Second time someone has said this ever in god

[indigo mesa]

only second? what

[humble gulch]

Anyways

[random terrace]

I’m

[subtle drum]

ngl sell stuff to get it

[random terrace]

I had to restart my run

No jokers

Only blue storm

[subtle drum]

huh

[random terrace]

Blueprint + brainstorm = blue storm

[subtle drum]

ik

[humble gulch]

I'm on a 5 wins streak, now I can die

[compact gazelle]

time to 4oak the psychic ante 1 again

[subtle drum]

why not go for another win

[humble gulch]

Maybe no

[sharp plank]

Lmao

[sharp plank]

Mime

[fringe nebula]

hey look

it's shop 1 grimbo

[subtle drum]

W

honestly eternal doesn’t matter on grimbo

cos you’re not gonna get rid of it

[humble gulch]

Yeah, I'm dead

[subtle drum]

wait u still don’t have a sticker on steven??

i’m the same lol

its so bad

[humble gulch]

Okayy

[subtle drum]

HELL YEAH

[echo owl]

4 fingers kinda hot ngl

[subtle drum]

meh

[solar meteor]

do we have any stm merch

[subtle drum]

🌚🔫

[compact gazelle]

The plant kills you, gg

[compact gazelle]

you can do a costume yourself 👍

[stark charm]

Goldstake stickers feel so forgiving after playing cryptid

[subtle drum]

yasss queen

get it 😂

[fringe nebula]

ante 2 overstock plus, constel and rebate

[compact gazelle]

queen? i-is that... a
a shoot the moon reference?!

[subtle drum]

it could be

[fringe nebula]

boots might be better here

[echo owl]

nice run so far

[subtle drum]

understatement of the year lmao

[compact gazelle]

me personally i like getting to spend money

(but also boots is totally valid)

[subtle drum]

fair

i rarely play boots cos it’s weird but when i do it usually is good

[subtle drum]

i wouldn’t

cos ur doing const

[fringe nebula]

"nice run so far"

looks inside
completely game winning jokers at ante 4"

[subtle drum]

game winning sure

😭 😭 😭

[noble mango]

Pvz skins . . .

[subtle drum]

until THIS guy pops up

that’s why we need chigoat

[noble mango]

What jokr does peesooter fits in

[echo owl]

run got better

[echo owl]

wow this is going great

[deft solar]

I won my first gamee

[cinder iris]

ez win with no new gold stickers, such an empty feeling

[stark charm]

Bro

I keep losing ante2 small blind

This shit can't be real

[keen night]

Vampire run

[stark charm]

Potential castle synergy?

[noble mango]

When blind is selected

Fucking Die

[indigo mesa]

its just merry andy but much worse lmao

golden needle but discards dont cost money

[noble mango]

Lose all hands = death

[fringe nebula]

oh wow

that's quite fast for a new player

[indigo mesa]

wrong

[stark charm]

When I have 0 hand in cryptid it let me play one hand

[indigo mesa]

when you start a blind with 0 hands balatro automatically gives you one

[noble mango]

i see

[indigo mesa]

ok well cryptid is a mod, not standard balatro, but the same holds true in vanilla

[noble mango]

Then you are playing vs needle everytime lmao

[indigo mesa]

pretty much

[stark charm]

Silver needle

[noble mango]

Hornet's needle

[indigo mesa]

wait what would happen if you started a blind with both burglar and thief

[indigo mesa]

i guess it would depend on the order of the jokers lmao

[stark charm]

How did you get 0 hands?

[noble mango]

Bad profit

[stark charm]

-1 hand +2 handsize?

[indigo mesa]

plenty of ways, thats one of them

[stark charm]

What is that called

[stoic isle]

can we tempt you? https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1187936299655647313

[indigo mesa]

troubador

[echo owl]

I used to hate obelisk now I truly understand its greatness

[noble mango]

Hierogilph
The guy that handsize you for -1 hand
Black deck
Invis jonkler on the guy that handsize you for -1 hand
Manacle

[stoic isle]

GAO MING?

[stark charm]

Who even uses that it is ass joker

[indigo mesa]

not manacle, needle

[noble mango]

Those who want 0 hands

[noble mango]

Right

Manacle is -1 hand size

[echo owl]

Chest battle advanced?????

[stoic isle]

chess battle advanced

[noble mango]

What is dat

[echo owl]

Look at this run I got like 5 minutes ago

[stoic isle]

wh wh

what

[serene forge]

troubadour is ok

sometimes

[noble mango]

Steel

[echo owl]

I got pretty lucky I think

[stark charm]

Not when pair slop

[serene forge]

true

[noble mango]

It's mostly bad

[stoic isle]

yeah i would say so

[noble mango]

Also
When do i start pairslop

I died so much doing pairslop at ante 1 and 2

[indigo mesa]

troubador is usually something you take for two rounds as you wait for a replacement and you end up losing money in the process

id much rather juggler than troubador in most cases

[stark charm]

Hmmm

[noble mango]

Gold ard

[echo owl]

I got my third gold stake today!!!

[indigo mesa]

i said usually but yea lol

[echo owl]

I wanna get completionist+

[stark charm]

When you have scoring that doesn't rely on base hand

[stoic isle]

woo

i rarely actually have time to play this game

[echo owl]

I like this game a lot

[stoic isle]

but when i get c+ i'm changing my name to c+ba

[stark charm]

I actually don't know most of my game just gravitate towards pairslop

[indigo grove]

I FUCKING LOVE WHEN I BUY CONSTELLATION AND THEN CELESTIAL PACKS GO EXTINCT

[echo owl]

I had to ask to get muted in deltacord cause I have a bunch of homework I need to focus

[noble mango]

Well
My lineup was

Jimbo
Ripped halfed jimbo
Blueprint
Brainstorm
Juggler

[stoic isle]

yeah i saw

that happened just as i showed up

[indigo grove]

Feels like I've seen more spectral packs on this fucking run than in the rest of my life combined

[noble mango]

Game doesn't give me any x mults

[echo owl]

Did anyone there ask why I got muted

[stark charm]

Half joker should let you pair slop easily

+60 mults

[stoic isle]

i don't think so

[noble mango]

But i lost ante i fucking forgot with it

[echo owl]

Aw

[noble mango]

Like
Game rng super gay

[stark charm]

Because you don't get xmults

Or maybe not enough pair level for chips

[noble mango]

Yeah it's needed
And game Lit Literally just forced restart if you don't find em

[stoic isle]

current deltacord topic:

tomodachi life
again

[stark charm]

Well it is kinda like that

[noble mango]

Lv 2 pair on a plain ass card

[echo owl]

Dammit I wish I could send my tomadachi life list for the 6th time

[stark charm]

So both

[stoic isle]

you can send it in #🃏・off-topic and i'll send it for you

[echo owl]

Ok I did it

[noble mango]

||may is near||

[echo owl]

Sent the wrong thing @stoic isle

[stark charm]

You can survive to maybe ante 7 goldstake with good pair level and no xmult

[noble mango]

Yeah no it doesn't help me beat my purpl stake

[vocal rose]

not gonna drop a fat wall on why you should play pairs but

if you play pairs ante 1-2 with no way to support pairs you're very obviously going to die

you dont play them and it magically wins the run

[dense locust]

how do people even get c+ i'm at 20 wins and 19/120 deck stake wins and i'm already a bit bored lol

part of me just wants to keep doing gold stake on the one deck i have it unlocked cuz i want joker stickers even though that's dumb

booted up erratic deck cuz i didn't know what the description meant and holy shit thanks lol

[unborn idol]

Should I take this past ante 8?

Not sure if it’s worth the effort…

[echo owl]

Yeah

[unborn idol]

Hmm I’ll give it a shot

Got an acient joker and was like “omg an excuse not to play pairs” and then I get a soul…

[echo sphinx]

guys wquestion

when shoot the moon procs, is it the queen that's scoring or the shoot the moon

(and does it count as the Queen scoring like a played hand would)

[stark charm]

I love blueseal

[unborn idol]

😭

Obv don’t take but like wtf

[echo sphinx]

lol

[lost vault]

going for 4 different builds 💔

[unborn idol]

Oh and I came across a bloodstone too

[balmy trench]

time for the baron pivot

trust me

[unborn idol]

This seed is wild

[subtle drum]

NEVER

[unborn idol]

I’d die instantly

[balmy trench]

hater

[unborn idol]

I’m on gold stake lmao antes are alr rough

[subtle drum]

yes

baron so ahh

[unborn idol]

I got here on accident

[balmy trench]

better than photo

[lost vault]

miaw

[balmy trench]

if you say so

[knotty zodiac]

jimbo++: pairs are good. make sure to get +chip
jimbo: i died on ante 2 with blueprint and baron playing pairs, pairs bad

[subtle drum]

mew mew :3

[lost vault]

miaauw :3

[unborn idol]

Not as an eternal haha I picked up a golden ticket

[knotty zodiac]

shibas go mew

[balmy trench]

fair enough

[subtle drum]

yis

[unborn idol]

And ofc of all the decks to accentually go late game it was a green deck…

[echo owl]

I love Balatro

[subtle drum]

real

[echo owl]

I want one of those Balatro credit card things

[subtle drum]

⁉️

[echo owl]

Like those credit card covers

[subtle drum]

ooh

aura

[peak crest]

sometimes i forget that other things can synergise than youtube clickbait hype moments and aura naneinf baron mime photochad

this is a fresh account so i don’t have much to work with

[patent sail]

this is such a dumb fuckimg run i cant

[silk python]

do runs save if i close outta the game?

[patent sail]

yup

[silk python]

kk ty

[knotty zodiac]

lol

[knotty zodiac]

black deck but you start with 16 mult, grabber, and rebate

[fringe nebula]

2 pair build

🐒

[knotty zodiac]

fun w blackboard, how was your deckfix

[fringe nebula]

dagger was stuck at +22 because of eternal droll, and I can't kill x27 mult

and then supernova decided to appear at ante 8

[solid python]

what happens if you misprint misprint joker

does it become print

[lost vault]

its still misprint

just moreso

[solid python]

mismisprint

gives -23 to 46 mult

[fringe nebula]

this seed has shop 1 clean natural negative business card btw, but I decided to let dagger to kill it

[vale shale]

Yeah but if you ever reach to negative mult you break the integer limit gg

[solid python]

yeah you just get naneinf immediately

[fringe nebula]

hmmmmmmm

[vale shale]

I mean it's not naneinf

[fringe nebula]

crafty is probably the safest play

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[fringe nebula]

magic

[vale shale]

I forgor what magic deck is

Oh yeah fool

What a draw

[slow iris]

garbage tag value

[silk python]

What deck are you using? Plasma?

[rigid mesa]

Hot take

0 hand size should not kill your run

[vale shale]

Guh gg

Vagabond const but I had 2 rentals

[tepid verge]

I think hand size should be able to go into negatives and only kill you after jokers that do things at the start kf the round are sued

[vale shale]

I couldn't get other stuff

[pure narwhal]

Yo

how do you do the chico extra hand thing

[tepid verge]

You need 2 chicots

And need to get rhe handle

[pure narwhal]

I can do this

[tepid verge]

Its only gonna give you 1 hand size per chicot

[rigid mesa]

True, like if yiu have marble and seal of approval

[tepid verge]

Some jokers add hand size at rhe start of the round u believe

[rigid mesa]

Thatr sounds true

[fringe nebula]

bottom right corner

the deck is literally there

[vale shale]

It would defeat the point of negative handsize

How are you gonna play without handsize

[echo sphinx]

why not

[tepid verge]

Some jokers give you cards at rhe start of the round ir hand size at the start of the round

[echo sphinx]

cant draw = cant play
cant fuckn do anytihng = lose

[silk python]

I can’t match the names to how they look yet.

Haven’t played that much.

[vale shale]

Yeah how are you gonna play them

[rigid mesa]

You can have cards go above your handsize

[tepid verge]

I hate when 2 people in a row see one message and dong read the rest of the thread

[echo sphinx]

:thonk:

u mean like cert?

[tepid verge]

...youre gonna play because now you have cards...

[echo sphinx]

like 1/0 type stuff?

[fringe nebula]

is it possible to do win after doing bajilion of dumb decisions?

the answer is yes

[tepid verge]

@vale shale

[echo sphinx]

looks inside
brainstorm grimbo cardsharp

[echo sphinx]

this could be a suggestions post ngl

[rigid mesa]

Good idea

[fringe nebula]

I've been staying under interest cap for 6 antes straight

[echo sphinx]

wait

does it work like that rn

[fringe nebula]

it's just that stupid kind of gameplay

[rigid mesa]

Also had a run die earlier today to curable pneumonia

[tepid verge]

It adds to your hand and it doesnt work like that yet

[lament bronze]

Hi guys

[echo sphinx]

show the demo (of losing to 0 handsize with cert/stone/etc) and you're golden

[ebon condor]

good morning

[tepid verge]

Damn its morning for yall?

[rigid mesa]

Do you guys see this bs

[tepid verge]

Im meant to go to sleep rn for school

[ebon condor]

no i lied

[lament bronze]

Not to me, I just wanted to come in because I was bored and I haven't been autistic enough about the funny card game in a bit

[rigid mesa]

Chitlins joker

[lament bronze]

Kinda disappointed to not see my regulars hmmm...

[rigid mesa]

Im a regular

Heh

[ebon condor]

they were all sacrificed sorry

[tepid verge]

Can someone draw this as printstorm

[rigid mesa]

Unironically trash synergy

[echo sphinx]

rip

[lament bronze]

Something something freeing the sheet was not without casualties

[ebon condor]

the sheet consumes. as usual.

[tepid verge]

Unironically they're like the same card

[rigid mesa]

True

Trash synergy

2 stencils solos

[tepid verge]

10 stencils

[rigid mesa]

Arguably better

[ebon condor]

blueprint + brainstorm v. red card + blackboard who's winning more gs runs

[tepid verge]

Blueprint thinking theyre boutta be an awesome joker when they realize they're copying a diet cola

[lament bronze]

Cant do anything alone vs pairslop who wins in the "Need to do everything with everything else in a perfect machine or else" competition

[compact gazelle]

yorick

[rigid mesa]

Thats the best use for blueprint brainstorm

[dense monolith]

Anyone down to play?

[tepid verge]

I will pee in every pair of shoes you have before you go out

[compact gazelle]

this is a single player game?

[lament bronze]

Bug vs monkey in climbing a tree competition

Not as unfair as fish vs monkey but still

[ebon condor]

bugs can fly

[compact gazelle]

flying bug wins

[ebon condor]

my moneys on the bug

[compact gazelle]

non flying bug probably gets lost

[granite ridge]

does flying counts as climbing

[tepid verge]

Not all bugs

[ebon condor]

bah

[lament bronze]

You're comparing perfectly optimized pairspam against kinda also able but only under circumstances

[ebon condor]

if it cant fly its not a real bug

[echo sphinx]

it loses cuz it cant climb, real

[granite ridge]

yes its intended feature haha get it

[alpine crescent]

good morning!

[compact gazelle]

here
climb = go up to place :3
it’s a bug but it’s also a feature

[lament bronze]

T'was why I chose the analogy, a semi good run with yuristorm wins with flying colors against the most optimal red card and black board

But not every bug can fly

Can it

[pure narwhal]

O

I thought tha was gonna be like

way better

[lament bronze]

It's comparing very different things in a bad faith

[dense monolith]

There is a multiplayer mod

[lament bronze]

Things that can both do it

But still, bugs and monkeys

[compact gazelle]

yuristorm might get crippled and have nothing good to copy
it might also just
win for free

[tepid verge]

Its good if you have enough money to reroll for boss blinds

Infinite negative jokers

[ebon condor]

i think there's a discord server for that

[compact gazelle]

hey look ancient joker

[lament bronze]

Oh hi ancient joker

[granite ridge]

look for players on bmp server, not here

[compact gazelle]

yeah I know
there’s a place for that

[pure narwhal]

Welll uh

[compact gazelle]

you said “anyone down to play” in the regular balatro server what did you expect

[tepid verge]

Blushes o-oh! A-ancient joker-chan!

[pure narwhal]

I’m not there yet

[tepid verge]

What the fuck am I typing

[granite ridge]

what's your scoring here

mime steel?

[pure narwhal]

Hopes and dreams

[compact gazelle]

we all wonder the same

[granite ridge]

undrtal

[echo sphinx]

MONISSS

[covert bison]

SON OF A BITCH

I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE BOSS BLIND AND FORGOT TO REROLL

[vocal rose]

reading helps

[covert bison]

thank you showman

[covert bison]

The Naneinf squad

[eternal minnow]

I just noticed

Why does perkeo have a lazy eye

Also how do yinz pronounce it

Nayn inf
Naan e inf
Naan inf

[covert bison]

Run died here's the seed:

LWDBRC45

[covert bison]

Nan inf

[kind creek]

Chat how do I avoid fumbling this?

I think maybe high card with lots of queens in hand? pluto for chips once grimbo's foil stops being impactful.
Double glass joker ank would be incredibly hilarious, but it's a 4 in 3 chance

[eternal minnow]

I say nayn inf

[covert bison]

Erosion helps a lot

[humble gulch]

Because real Perkeo had a lazy eye

[covert bison]

Like not even kidding

Erosion made me win

[eternal minnow]

Real perkeo?

What is perkeo based on

[humble gulch]

All legendaries are based off real jesters

[eternal minnow]

Ooooh

[covert bison]

A drunkard jester

[eternal minnow]

Tell me more

[kind creek]

I have glass joker, he's going to be at X10 by the end of ante 2 I think

[humble gulch]

An alcoholic dwarf that drank more wine that actual water

[covert bison]

Also Yorick was a dead clown in Shakespeare's poem

[kind creek]

do I ankh? Double glass

[covert bison]

Ankh and it hits the dice, now you have -1 joker slot

[kind creek]

true...

[eternal minnow]

I may not be a dwarf but im a redhead with wine tasting 4loko

Give me your consumables and ill duplicate them

[covert bison]

you could also save scum

[humble gulch]

His abilites are also based off the real jester

[eternal minnow]

What was he a crypto rug puller?

/s

[kind creek]

You would not believe this

[tepid verge]

4loko = 4oko = 4ook = 4oak

4 of a kind

Balstro ref

[humble gulch]

Well, it makes consumables negative because he could drink so much wine