🕹・game-discussion

[heavy heron]

LOOLFKGJG

[patent sail]

the boss 😭

[fringe nebula]

are we talking to a literal fetus or something

[heavy heron]

spades is the ultimate counter to crimson heart

everybody knows that

[cyan timber]

vro there's fighting outside

[tranquil cedar]

ankh worth it trust

[patent sail]

it us dont worry

[cyan timber]

should i watch the fight or keep playin balatro

[heavy heron]

just ankh the tribe?

easiest run of your life

[cyan timber]

or 3 i should go fight outside too

[heavy heron]

that’s 3 tribes and a brainstorm

[fringe nebula]

oo but brainstorm gone

[knotty zodiac]

prove the haters wrong and get that win screen

[heavy heron]

shhhhh

[patent sail]

SHHH

[tranquil cedar]

i don't see no brainstorm

[fringe nebula]

ok

[cyan timber]

ankh destroys every other joker gng

[fringe nebula]

there's no brainstorm

true

[cyan timber]

yessir

[patent sail]

what brainstorm

theres just tr*be

[heavy heron]

i disagree… you’re above black stake! therefore it won’t!

[tranquil cedar]

maybe the real brainstorms were the friends we made along the way...

[cyan timber]

YESSIR

[patent sail]

listen to nurtury!!! hes a pro

[heavy heron]

yesss do it

[patent sail]

he knows

[ancient gyro]

rulesets:
30 minutes
black deck gs
copy jokers are banned
save scumming is banned
qol mods are banned
multiple attempts are allowed
requires two spectators for win confirmation
seed will be given when spectators are in

reward:
dicsord nitro :)

[echo sphinx]

guys how i tell whats behind this thing

[heavy heron]

easy negative skip

[heavy heron]

you’re only ante 3?

[cyan timber]

you can save scum? and wth is qol mods

[heavy heron]

haven’t you been on this run for like 25 minutes

[patent sail]

queen of ligma mods obviously

[cyan timber]

sure after I'm done wit this peak run

[cloud sinew]

oh my fucking god

[ancient gyro]

exiting out of the game for game information

[tranquil cedar]

you mean the stone? you can't lol

[cloud sinew]

ts is so difficult

[echo sphinx]

i want to Empress the card

[knotty zodiac]

i volunteer to spectate

[echo sphinx]

and get it to work

[knotty zodiac]

sounds great

[ancient gyro]

i can do a gc

[cyan timber]

i had to argue with a bunch of assholes because they can't understand the concept of not playing meta and playing whatever you want

[fringe nebula]

assuming that they can do seeded black deck gold stake lmfao

[cyan timber]

still don't understand it

[knotty zodiac]

(not right now right now but if you get a taker and im free)

[ancient gyro]

i was just gonna bring @pale wolf but anyone that can talk is fine

[cyan timber]

black deck my second favorite deck it's peak

[heavy heron]

there’s no “meta” it’s a single player game

[cloud sinew]

its so over.

[fringe nebula]

play gold stake

[cloud sinew]

there absolutely is meta

[heavy heron]

you take what the game gives you and try your best to win

[cyan timber]

there is a meta

[ancient gyro]

sadgaming

[patent sail]

there is kinda

[ancient gyro]

sts2:🥀

[cyan timber]

as I've said i still can't play gold stake because i have to beat every other stake before it

[heavy heron]

maybe i’m not understanding that word LOOLLL

[knotty zodiac]

every strategy game has a meta

[cloud sinew]

you arent

[heavy heron]

i associate it with unfairly strong things but maybe i’m used to fps games..

[cloud sinew]

the "meta" is the best possible strategy

[patent sail]

meta is like the guys who made facebook or somethinh

[ancient gyro]

meta
most effective/efficient tactic available

[heavy heron]

ahhh that’s where the confusion is coming from

thank you

[knotty zodiac]

metta world peace

[cyan timber]

son 💔🥀

[fringe nebula]

the meta for balatro is +chips, +mult, xmult, and a way to counter boss blind

[cloud sinew]

meta mis huevos en tu boca /j

[heavy heron]

that’s basically free $20 take it

[patent sail]

meta for balatro is anything but flower pot

[cyan timber]

eternal negative credit card 💔🥀

[ancient gyro]

meta gross

[cyan timber]

imagine you got ts in irl

[heavy heron]

the meta for balatro is scoring a number higher than the required score

[cyan timber]

flower pot so ahh gng

[cloud sinew]

4/15 gsg defeated at black deck, as expected :(

we go again

[fringe nebula]

black stake?

[patent sail]

isnt that exactly what i said

[knotty zodiac]

thats the ruleset. a bit different

[ancient gyro]

didn't get lunky

lucky

[heavy heron]

when i saw the red card big blind ante 1 i know you’d be broke the entire run just to survive

you exit ante 2 with like $6 and 6 mult

[cloud sinew]

thats how black deck is anyway

[cyan timber]

it's what I said

[heavy heron]

it’s just rough

[ancient gyro]

red a1 is manageable, it's more on the deck habit

[knotty zodiac]

is there a term for a full rotation that's not in sequential order?

[heavy heron]

i think if you had like a investment tag or smth

[ancient gyro]

uh

[cloud sinew]

lol

[fringe nebula]

@echo sphinx I just remembered this insane sixth sense during my ghost++ grind

[pale wolf]

hmm

[heavy heron]

red card becomes exponentially better

or even ante 2 red card

[cloud sinew]

gold stake gauntlet doesnt have to be in deck order

[gentle basalt]

I dont think order is forced for full rotation

[pale wolf]

didnt get lunky

feelsbadman

[ancient gyro]

we're watching a "new" player do one of my proposed nitro bounties, I need an eyewitness

[knotty zodiac]

oh then black and plasma first every time ya?

[cyan timber]

I will take the baron then sell it and buy a buffon pack

[pale wolf]

okay

[cloud sinew]

i did that for a while before

[cyan timber]

I'ma do it rn gng

[cloud sinew]

and i did gsg like that

[ancient gyro]

provided they agree

[cloud sinew]

but im doing it again in deck order

[echo sphinx]

holy crap

[cyan timber]

how are people gonna spectate tho?

[knotty zodiac]

crush it

[ancient gyro]

ok

[pale wolf]

deck order/sequentially is an additional challenge

[echo sphinx]

two immolates

[ancient gyro]

let me add some ppl rq

[knotty zodiac]

i cant do a vc rn. have fun yall

[echo sphinx]

add me

i want to see lol

[fringe nebula]

and a wraith that gave campfire

[pale wolf]

i am at work but i finished my duties for now

[cloud sinew]

black 5th and then plasma 14th...

[cyan timber]

wait black deck gs? what's gs?

[ancient gyro]

gold stake

[pale wolf]

Not that you have to start with red, you can still be in the same order

[cloud sinew]

gs is gold stake

[echo sphinx]

gold stake

have u unlock

[heavy heron]

wait add me to the thing

i’ll spectate for a bit

[pale wolf]

i think doc started at plasma before?

[ancient gyro]

they can unlock all

[pale wolf]

but was still sequential

[cyan timber]

I ain't got gold stake on black deck

[echo sphinx]

oh right

forgot the profile thing

[fringe nebula]

make a new profile

and unlock all

[patent sail]

do unlock all on a new profile

[knotty zodiac]

unlock all separate profile

[cyan timber]

oh k

[ancient gyro]

u can unlock all on a different profile

[heavy heron]

it’s gold stake black? i mean bro they’re just dead

what kinda challenge is this

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[cloud sinew]

what do we think

[echo sphinx]

gold stake black still clearable

[pale wolf]

bold stake glack deck

[cyan timber]

what's the seed?

[heavy heron]

ofc it’s clearance but

they’re dead

[patent sail]

jimbo 💓

[echo sphinx]

im thinking of taking it

[ancient gyro]

it's a flush specific challenge, I made sure it's doable

[knotty zodiac]

riff

[pale wolf]

riff and smiley

[cloud sinew]

red card twin

[heavy heron]

FLUSH BLACK GS

[patent sail]

flower pot obviously

[pale wolf]

oh

[heavy heron]

we’ll see..

[pale wolf]

then I'm not even sure why you asked

🦓

[cyan timber]

whats da seed?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[patent sail]

thingy plants grow from

[ancient gyro]

I'll send the picture in gs when I make it

[cloud sinew]

why would i take smiley if i have red card? and im not against taking riff

[pale wolf]

we love riff raff

[echo sphinx]

this will be an interesting watch

[cloud sinew]

i just want opinions that arent silly

[cyan timber]

gs?

[pale wolf]

well I mean the only option is taking riff Raff and skipping

[knotty zodiac]

ah its mega. riff and jimbo

[ancient gyro]

gc*

[fringe nebula]

I know right?

this is the equivalent of telling a beginner artist to [redacted]

[cyan timber]

ohh I'm going to gc

[cloud sinew]

+3 mult or +4 mult taking up a joker slot

[patent sail]

riff seems like

good maybe

but idk if eternal is the play

[heavy heron]

😳

[cyan timber]

so i can't ask anyone for help right? (not like anyone here offers the tiniest bit of help)

[patent sail]

riff or fl*wer pot

[echo sphinx]

i mean

[cloud sinew]

it was, in fact, the play

[fringe nebula]

I'm not watching this. I already know how it will end

[heavy heron]

you don’t need help you’re a pro

[knotty zodiac]

and extra $1 when you sell next round

[pale wolf]

when advice is asked for its given and when preconceptions are asserted they are challenged

[cloud sinew]

id rather have +3 mult on red card than +$1

[ancient gyro]

@pale wolf can you make the gc lol

[patent sail]

i guess riff proves he is the goat once again

[fringe nebula]

eternal riff raff is still very worth it

[heavy heron]

yeah i’m not watching an execution either

[echo sphinx]

if i told u to do this do that, are you still playing or just being remote controlled @cyan timber

[pale wolf]

who

[ancient gyro]

I can change it to an hour

[cyan timber]

they never help btw

[lime remnant]

first ever madness build and it was insane

[ancient gyro]

con

[echo sphinx]

lol

[lime remnant]

i got too lucky with my bps

[cyan timber]

most of my runs are my decisions

[knotty zodiac]

youre right

[heavy heron]

we’re just watching a death sentence

[ancient gyro]

im not that mean

[heavy heron]

BRO

[fringe nebula]

because you refused every suggestion from us obviously

[echo sphinx]

@pale wolf hoshbomb as spectator

[ancient gyro]

i can be trusted with weapons

[heavy heron]

asking for a relatively new player to do blsck gs

[cyan timber]

because your suggestions are ass

[heavy heron]

IS MEAN

[cloud sinew]

how do you know

[cyan timber]

because I'm goated

[lime remnant]

what was the suggestion even about

[echo sphinx]

gold stake is like
white stake but harder

[cyan timber]

I'm the goat gng

[heavy heron]

ok good luck

[echo sphinx]

it will be fine @heavy heron

[fringe nebula]

If my suggestions are ass, how am i getting 11 winstreak on gold stake

xd

[cloud sinew]

if youre not winning all the time then no you are not twin

[ancient gyro]

being entitled can be worse

[lime remnant]

ok bro get out

[heavy heron]

go enter your execution sir ma’am

[cyan timber]

because you played this game before i did

[cyan timber]

nah sybau hater

[cloud sinew]

dont need to be rude about it

[cyan timber]

i started like a month ago

[fringe nebula]

as far as i can see, your decisions are ass

it's that simple

[cyan timber]

you just said I ain't goated

[knotty zodiac]

swim or sink is coming. someone should record the attempts

[lime remnant]

ts 1 vs all 😂

[cloud sinew]

and you said "shut your bitch ass up"

[cyan timber]

that's the biggest insult you can say to a goat like me

[patent sail]

ts guy be trolling yall

[heavy heron]

it’s okay to admit that tho you know? like you don’t need to hate on ppl’s advice LOOLL

[ancient gyro]

I'll see how well they play before I give them a time extension

[knotty zodiac]

or attempt singular. maybe win first try

[echo sphinx]

nonono
its 1 vs Balatro

[fringe nebula]

you are not

[cyan timber]

you can't see far enough

[heavy heron]

it’s pretty obvious

[lime remnant]

oh nonononono 😂 😂 😂 😄

[cyan timber]

i am

[cloud sinew]

if youre goated then get a 3 streak on gs

[ancient gyro]

pending friend rq

[cloud sinew]

thats the minimum

[cyan timber]

the most goated ragebaiter of all

[echo sphinx]

should probably add a poll

wait

[echo sphinx]

i cant add a poll. breh

[heavy heron]

BRO

the longer i stare the more i understand

[pale wolf]

the greatest of all time, if all time meant not now or the last month or 2 years, and probably not the next 6 or so months either

[cloud sinew]

not allowed to ragebait here; rule 1 and rule 10

[fringe nebula]

la creatura

[patent sail]

nature is beautiful

[heavy heron]

did you make the gc

[noble mango]

Im gonna make baltro yaoi

[heavy heron]

add onto the collection sure

[patent sail]

no yuri?

oh well

[noble mango]

It's trio and duo . . .

[patent sail]

thank god not tribe

[pale wolf]

I was going to ask why those are inherently masculine but yeah I suppose

lmao

[cloud sinew]

why

[pale wolf]

translatro be like dua tria

[heavy heron]

am i privileged enough to be in the gc

[fringe nebula]

also, longer playtime means nothing when you're not learning anything at all

you can spend 2000 hours without actually being good at the game just sayin

[noble mango]

Actually it's yuri/yaoi idk they both activate on 3oak

[ancient gyro]

idk

who else wants in

[heavy heron]

wtf

[pale wolf]

i already sent the link

[knotty zodiac]

i can join but i cant talk

[heavy heron]

o you did?

[noble mango]

Ima ship photo with Chad

[patent sail]

common ball knowledge 🥀

[noble mango]

Do i keep trio duo

[heavy heron]

dude discord sucks it doesn’t tell you if someone new DM’d you

[lime remnant]

my madness keep scoping my dna, retriggers and oops 💀

[glossy forge]

Throwback W

[pale wolf]

i mean it does

[patent sail]

why are you throwing it back

[fringe nebula]

yeah, happened to me once

[ancient gyro]

that's fine

[pale wolf]

it either is a brand new DM or goes to the new DNs area that is mostly for spam

[noble mango]

Madness do be silly sometimes

[cloud sinew]

gendered words are not inherently related to peoples gender. the use of gender just means that it's something that is normally split binarily, which just fit as a word for the language term.

[heavy heron]

i’m saying like i didn’t get a notif

i had to click my mail box

[pale wolf]

thanks lilo very useful

[noble mango]

If i were to obtain 2 eternal madnesses

Is the only correct move just hex/ankh

[glossy forge]

Idk thought itd be funny

[knotty zodiac]

ill take an invite if you have room

[ancient gyro]

im going to bookmark this now that you said it

[noble mango]

Throw what back

[glossy forge]

Throwback

[patent sail]

it

[noble mango]

Ur throwing the it department at back?

[heavy heron]

i don’t know if you’re on mobile but there’s a section at the top of your screen in DMs section that literally is a mail icon with “1” on it if you got a new DM, and it doesn’t notify you at all if you’re currently in a server and not at DMs

[pale wolf]

thats the new DMs area that is a toggleable setting

[cloud sinew]

hologram :3 baiiii superposition

[fringe nebula]

seems safe to do it knowing that they can just two shot vv lol

[patent sail]

im throwing bricks in your direction

[heavy heron]

is toghleable??

i see

[pale wolf]

it is like that for spam

[noble mango]

+PARRY

[versed sable]

yes
i have it either that way, or no dms at all, in most servers

[patent sail]

yooo its like that one secret agent platypus

[noble mango]

Hmm
Brick joker . . .

[cloud sinew]

brick poker

[pale wolf]

at least i think its a setting, used to be

[versed sable]

Brick joker
x2 mult, automatically win vs the Window

[patent sail]

brick card

stone but for mult

[noble mango]

What if it just bricks your hand

[patent sail]

can be thrown at a boss to reduce requirement by 2%

[noble mango]

100% shatter rate on glass

And auto win vs window

[versed sable]

glass cards are ×3 and always break, yes yes

[pale wolf]

finded it

[noble mango]

What if it's 4x instead

[versed sable]

perhap

[noble mango]

3x seems underwhelming for a permanent destroyed card gone

[pale wolf]

content&social

card gone is good tho

[fringe nebula]

easy deck fix

[patent sail]

not always but generally yea

[noble mango]

You ain't having that much glass card Factory

[patent sail]

the tarot:

[noble mango]

Well

I mean it's deckfix joker?
100% glass break rate
But 4x mult

[noble mango]

Turns only 1 . . .

[patent sail]

naurrr 3x seems fine

[patent sail]

plenty

[noble mango]

Nah 4x to make it worth the destroy
Oh wait
Chad . . .

Well that's a 64x mult

[lime remnant]

thats x64 mult right there 💀

[patent sail]

yup

3x is plenty

[cloud sinew]

one specific joker doesn't make something op

[lime remnant]

aw hell na

[fringe nebula]

skips are good because it helps you to scale faster

[patent sail]

skips are good because you win quicker!

hope that helps

[fringe nebula]

speedrunner mindset

[lime remnant]

throwback fan saying this

[patent sail]

i hope it was clear that its a joke and i would never pick up thr*wback

[fringe nebula]

How good is throwback on white stake again

[lime remnant]

theres a throw in throwback for a reason

[fringe nebula]

I feel like you could easily score 100 k

[patent sail]

throws you bcak to ante 1

[marsh swan]

Oh i just realised the boss just kills me

[noble mango]

That one skip is ass because it turns the manacle into the

[cloud sinew]

it's not much better just because the game as a whole is easier, it's just that you get punished less for playing worse so it seems better

[lime remnant]

mad joker vs psychic its time to pack up

[mental bloom]

Half joker you mean

[versed sable]

trio carry
trust

[lime remnant]

oh yeah

[patent sail]

its duo 😭

[mental bloom]

Heh dw

[lime remnant]

keep getting those guy wrong

[versed sable]

oh
i can't read

[fringe nebula]

nah, it's the order

[mental bloom]

Tupids

[buoyant portal]

Blue deck winstreak run
Shop 1 stickerless madness
Shop 2 eternal juggler. "Sure, I'm unlikely to find many good eternals so I'll take all the help I can get"
Shop 3 two spectral packs. Hex.
Hex kills madness.
Lose

[patent sail]

its The Mansion (X2.5 Mult if played hand contains Full House)

[cloud sinew]

not a very good winstreaker if youre taking shop 3 spectrals without having okay econ

[lime remnant]

its the guy

[buoyant portal]

2x Madness is my good econ

[cloud sinew]

which you just risked on a 50/50

also no it isnt

[lime remnant]

we all high rolling spectral 😂

[noble mango]

Egg
Jimbo that's ripped in half
Red n Blu
Half ripped jimbo
Thunders

[patent sail]

50 ouijas coming yiur way

[lime remnant]

ouija hitting kings

[buoyant portal]

Winning in 1 or 2 in blue deck is a lotta money, I already had like 16$ or something

[noble mango]

Weegee suck because that -1 han

[cloud sinew]

$16 by shop 3 without a direct econ source is not an amount of money/econ where i would feel comfortable opening a spectral pack

[noble mango]

You know what that means

[lime remnant]

exactly bro we finna do 8 ante baron run

chud baron

[marsh swan]

Most played hand: flush

[buoyant portal]

Yeah but I'm trynna have funnnnnn and sometimes having fun is a little uncomfortable

[patent sail]

baron sucks ✅✅✅

[cloud sinew]

if focusing on winning isnt fun for you then dont do winstreaks

[fringe nebula]

I think I'm taking eternal rocket ngl

[lime remnant]

no take the chip guy

you need scoring trust

[versed sable]

i would take rocket too

[patent sail]

"free puppies or diarhea forever" ass choice

[marsh swan]

The greed

[buoyant portal]

You have a lot to learn about winstreaking life, glubget, but I forgive you for being rude and telling me what to do for some reason

[fringe nebula]

but it's eternal which is an issue

and i already have riff raff as econ

[patent sail]

who CARES

its also foil

free chips

[noble mango]

Easy challenge:
Beat the game without using flushes, straights or full house, or it's variants

[marsh swan]

Dude how do i gold stake with rough gem

[patent sail]

pair

[cloud sinew]

i didn't tell you what to do

[marsh swan]

Its my last joker for c++

[noble mango]

That's why it's easy

[lime remnant]

you just do

[patent sail]

just win with 4 good jokers dragging it along

[versed sable]

i think the point is
it's overall better than whatever riffraff can give you
so it's worth taking

[fringe nebula]

ok but what if

[noble mango]

Just earlygame is

[cloud sinew]

also rocket is foil

[lime remnant]

ok but what if you js die

[cloud sinew]

which already justifies taking it

[lime remnant]

because riff doesnt give anyhting

[marsh swan]

Everytime i pick up rough gem i just die right after

[buoyant portal]

You have a lot to learn about the imperative mood in English grammar glubget, but that's not a character failing

[patent sail]

the curse of rough gem

[noble mango]

Question

Can you get c++ without playing flush once

[cloud sinew]

you interpreted tone that i did not place there, which is on you.

[versed sable]

so that's what the r in "curse of ra" means,,,

[noble mango]

Boy im sure it's possible

[fringe nebula]

what is your point again?

[lime remnant]

maybe

[patent sail]

curse of RAAAAHHH

🗣🗣🗣🔥

[fringe nebula]

holy econ

[buoyant portal]

Nothing, glubget was just being mean

[patent sail]

econmaxxer build

no rebate tho

[noble mango]

💀

🛡️ 🗡️

[patent sail]

i actually imagined a different funny video in my head and its YOUR fault that you couldnt telepathically read what i meant and make a funnier joke for me, 0/10

[fringe nebula]

lilo isn't being mean there ; they just said you did dumb but funny play on a winstreak, and the point of winstreak is to play very safe

[brave fox]

I feel like flower pot is such a simple joker, yet I can never get it to work 😭 i don't even have a white stake sticker on it

[cloud sinew]

this was too close

[patent sail]

its just ass

thats it

[lime remnant]

its buns

[patent sail]

flower pot fucking SUCKS

[cloud sinew]

a8 boss is crimson. i am NOT risking the 1/4 to get vessel

[versed sable]

"if you aren't playing to win then don't try a winstreak" seems like reasonable advice but sure

[brave fox]

Its a weird joker for sure

[patent sail]

just get a good buold and drag it along

[versed sable]

to be fair when i stickered flowerpot i did a whole build around it and it went great

.. then again i did have, like

two polychrome flowerpots
on a straights build

[patent sail]

it requires way too much work ALL to itself

[brave fox]

I do love me some straight hands

I just like counting lol

[lime remnant]

if flower pot was an x4 will it be good

[patent sail]

too bad, mine are gay

[lime remnant]

or at least decent

[cloud sinew]

goodbye DNA, now i just need something to replace rebate

[patent sail]

flower pot should be X1 per every suit in played hand or somethinh

[brave fox]

Full houses and pairs are pretty gay

[cloud sinew]

hello rebate replacement

[versed sable]

foil
excuse me

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[patent sail]

exactly

[lime remnant]

seeing double 2.0 folk

[versed sable]

[cloud sinew]

i think i have a better time against vessel than crimson here now so im going to reroll crimson

[patent sail]

so what, at least it works now I GUESS

[fringe nebula]

riff raff gave me 2 foils

[patent sail]

alternatively X2 for 3 suits, X3 for 4

[brave fox]

Flushes are bi pretty much

[cloud sinew]

that's BU's suggested rework which I agree with

[lime remnant]

might be too good bro the duo is 2x and that flower which is also basically the same as the duo

[patent sail]

yup

[cloud sinew]

of course i end up getting the worst possible scenario too.
im glad i planned for it though

[versed sable]

the suggestion i liked was +.5x mult per scored unique suit in played hand

[patent sail]

so 1.5x high card joker 🐎🔥

[versed sable]

1.5x at worst, 3x at best
still not amazing tho

[patent sail]

still 2x on pair

aka copy of

[lime remnant]

how about x.75?

[patent sail]

seeing double

except easier

[patent sail]

2.5x seeing double

eccept even easier

nah

BU suggestion probably the best

but even then it will be mid

but at least like not horrendous like rn

[lime remnant]

whatever to make flower pot better 🥹

[patent sail]

what if just lower the requirement to any 3 suits and thats it

leave the X3

[lime remnant]

what if we make flower pot a scaling joker

500 scaling joker

[cloud sinew]

i have suggested that before and i still like the idea, especially considering the joker art has 3 flowers on it

[patent sail]

it already is

gains +0 nothing per nothing

[cloud sinew]

im goated

[cloud sinew]

nvm i am wrong

it has 4!

[lime remnant]

acrogoat saves as always

[patent sail]

who CARES

the 3 suits ill make it actually desireable

[patent sail]

like if the req was lowered to 3 suits id be genuinely picking it up

[cloud sinew]

it'd be quite consistent in straights and full houses

[vale widget]

A wild card procs flower pot bro

[cloud sinew]

i guess im playing straights

[noble mango]

Which build counters every single boss

[vale widget]

It's a good joker

[cloud sinew]

chicot + ...

[patent sail]

5 luchadors

[fringe nebula]

this is something

[noble mango]

Yeah not enough scoring

[patent sail]

jokerless

[cloud sinew]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[noble mango]

Ok fair

[patent sail]

do planet levels and card enhancements

[cloud sinew]

leaf

[vale widget]

Triple legendary btw

[patent sail]

8 luchadors

[cloud sinew]

thats not jokerless then

[patent sail]

free win

[patent sail]

that was a reply to why "5 luchadors" wouodnt have enough scoring as like

analogy? example? whatever?

thats a joke anyway 🐎🎉🔥

[heavy heron]

we’re watching con do the challenge they’re on attempt 4ish

[patent sail]

how are they doing

[echo sphinx]

not bad tbh

[cloud sinew]

144p ass

[echo sphinx]

mobile gaming

[patent sail]

im gonna save this as a reaction image because low quality makes it funny as fuck

[heavy heron]

stream quality

[heavy heron]

LOOELFJIEOFUFHDP

pleaseeee

[heavy heron]

BRO

that’s fun yLOOLLL

[echo sphinx]

how u gonna use htis breh

[patent sail]

i better not catch yall say some dumb shit because thats what youre gonna be hit with

[patent sail]

idk but its funny as hell

[echo sphinx]

throwback is such a goated xmult, hologram who

[echo sphinx]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAJHVSHKJBHJSHJB

[patent sail]

get IMAGED

[echo sphinx]

i think we need a worse joker lineup or smsh

[patent sail]

joker + mr bones + oa6

[echo sphinx]

ehhhh

damn i shouldve screenshotted a forbidden run i had

[patent sail]

key art build

[echo sphinx]

all trash tier but cleared gold stake

[fringe nebula]

hologram, blackboard, AND observatory crystal ball 🥀

[patent sail]

i had a baron + bus run which is kinda funny

[echo sphinx]

think it was throwback baron splash flowerpot

[patent sail]

PLEASE i need a screenshot thats like infinite speech bubble potential

[echo sphinx]

IKR

AAAAAAAA

and run it through con's stream

fuck

I NEED RUN HISTORY NOW

AAAAAAA

[cloud sinew]

not even close 😰

[echo sphinx]

calculated

[echo sphinx]

holy calculated

localthunk should add a bling when the round score is exactly equal to the scoring requirement

[cloud sinew]

that would be ridiculous /pos

[echo sphinx]

it adds literally nothing

[patent sail]

within like 1%

[echo sphinx]

but so is fire

[echo sphinx]

true should be like

@patent sail's suggestion

[slow iris]

bling++: meet exactly the scoring requirement for every single blind

[wintry ice]

free

[molten thicket]

completionist's death

[echo sphinx]

0.000% achievement rate

[wintry ice]

i love going to balatro calc every hand

[echo sphinx]

imagine taking a planet

and not calculating

and now you're 2 score above the reqiurement

l o l

[fringe nebula]

ok

how do you score 450 exact

on ante 1 big blind

[wintry ice]

do i pivot to bus or take square

[wintry ice]

also varv isn't this somewhat familiar

[patent sail]

that could be just a 1-time achievement

[fringe nebula]

true.....

[patent sail]

just meet the scoring requirement exactly at any point and get a funny achievement

thats it

[echo sphinx]

good question i have no idea

[fringe nebula]

is +10 grimbo better?

[patent sail]

kinda like the 5 wild cards flush one, silly little thing to do

[fringe nebula]

or is pivoting to bus worth it

[flat peak]

searching for a joker that doesnt exist

"whatever you do at the shop, dont buy the buffoon pack"

[fringe nebula]

I would take square

nvm

[echo sphinx]

squaer

[whole eagle]

thoughts on my setup, just used it to beat black deck on gold stake

[fringe nebula]

interesting

[worthy tinsel]

Holo sinergy👍

[fringe nebula]

it looked like the kind of thing someone would do when they're desperately trying to survive

[wintry ice]

huh

[fringe nebula]

carrying 3 rentals

lol

[wintry ice]

oh

average black deck run

[wintry ice]

so i'm guessing i just take square then?

[fringe nebula]

I would

[slow iris]

yeah but then it'd actually be realistically possible

[patent sail]

why is that bad exactly

[worthy tinsel]

square

[humble gulch]

Try beating a blind with exactly 300, or 450, or 600

1000, 1500 or 2000

[patent sail]

had that happen a few times?

[humble gulch]

On accident

[patent sail]

carefully calculated flush can easily one shot with exactly 300

[humble gulch]

It's easier with the first ante

[humble gulch]

I know, but like

[patent sail]

yeah which is fine really

[humble gulch]

The rest of the run

[patent sail]

it doesnt need to be hard

[fringe nebula]

you can also do exact 300 + polychrome

to make it 450

[cloud sinew]

i must take marble joker

goodbye todd

[humble gulch]

Free win

[cloud sinew]

not free

i dont have great scoring

[humble gulch]

Well, make it free

[fringe nebula]

I could sell 2 foold to get hologram here

[worthy tinsel]

Yes

[humble gulch]

Do it

[echo sphinx]

id skip

[lunar zealot]

Mime ticket is generational greed

i'm in awe

[cloud sinew]

i have 9 handsize, i had midas so all my faces are gold, and i have a blue seal

[lunar zealot]

beautiful

[humble gulch]

I hadn't noticed ❤️‍🩹

[slate frost]

Seeing this card in a pack fried my brain a little bit lmao

[lime remnant]

requirement for gold stake run 😭

[cloud sinew]

CERTIFICAAAAAATE

LETS GOOOOO

[pallid galleon]

midas mask is lowkenuinely one of the most broken jokers

[echo sphinx]

holy fuckin shit

here win

[cloud sinew]

average blue deck run

[echo sphinx]

ok not win

here

W I N

u kinda haev to try to lose with this setup

[lime remnant]

id lose with it somehow

[slate frost]

Every part of it is working against each other. Do I play it? Do I discard it? Do I hold it in hand?

[cloud sinew]

i dont beat vessel with my current setup

so i still absolutely need to minmax

[lime remnant]

eh discard is the best here

[echo sphinx]

rip

[slate frost]

Yeah true but I thought it was funny, I had to process this one for a second lol

[cloud sinew]

also im quite vulnerable to crimson

as it could just bounce between hologram and trousers and im fucked

[lunar zealot]

do you have dcut yet

[cloud sinew]

no

[lunar zealot]

You can unironically take an ecto here with your +1 hand size

can look for like bones if you need it

[cloud sinew]

im also trying to get steels in hand because i have mime and level 15 two pair

[lunar zealot]

Good lord

[cloud sinew]

just in case of crimson

[pallid galleon]

yeah with blue seals and mime you shouldn't get too punished against crimson heart

[cloud sinew]

its acorn anyway lol

and i wouldve been fine against any of the showdown blinds

[lunar zealot]

i hope 1.1 makes acorn more threatening

[molten thicket]

i hope 1.1 happens

[echo sphinx]

imagine if acorn swaps before a hand is scored

o m

[cloud sinew]

that isn't really something you can counter though

wouldve oneshot vessel lol

2/15 gsg

[pallid galleon]

w

[fringe nebula]

rerolled crimson just to get vessel

[stark charm]

should i

[noble mango]

lmfao
that's litereally cavendihsh

but worse

[timber wraith]

Is the theme in 7/4?

[lime remnant]

it actually does nothing?

[stark charm]

you can scale it using lamp

[lime remnant]

the fuck is a lamp

and its scalable??

[stark charm]

x1.2 to joker value at the end of the round

[pallid galleon]

yuh

[tiny magnet]

No way i won with this joker setup 😭

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[eager prawn]

Average high card run with shit jokers
I'm too lazy to play with other hands

[pallid galleon]

w stencil

i love stencil joker

[eager prawn]

Fr I don't have to do anything at all

[sand rampart]

hate that joker

[robust lance]

Dork

[sand rampart]

🤣 i suck at using it

[robust lance]

Oh

[sand rampart]

damn its gonna end soon cant find a fuckin mime or bean

[eager prawn]

No baron run
Pretty fun

[quaint stag]

god i hate crimson heart rng

[eager prawn]

Never heard

[quaint stag]

😭

ch hits chad 3 out of 4 hands

[stark charm]

does negative joker stencil crash your game?

like.. negative mult

[eager prawn]

Like how?

[stark charm]

my game just crashed i think it is because negative stencil

[shell harbor]

can a card be wild card and bonus?

[pallid galleon]

no

[pallid galleon]

wha happene

[novel herald]

When will Balatro be updated?

[patent sail]

february 31st

confirmed date

[novel herald]

Oh thanks you

They speak Spanish because of this?

[eager prawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VI-fvTFay9E?si=lto0m26zmNrlqhg7

[sand rampart]

what are they updating better be cross platform saving

oh shit didnt notice u said february 31st lol🤣 😭

[patent sail]

they ALL believe it

every simgle time

why does this keep happening

[stark charm]

well whatever i think my run is cooked

[patent sail]

yall cant keep letting me get away with this joke

[eager prawn]

chuckle

Our little clown

[patent sail]

oh... t-thats... so sweet of you... blushes softly

die

[bronze widget]

I feel like ouija will be reworked

[patent sail]

there was a spam bot

[pale wolf]

i feel it won't

[eager prawn]

Like how?

[patent sail]

i told it to die

[patent sail]

no downside perhaps idk

it doesnt do enough to warrant having one

[coral jacinth]

kids these days smh

[patent sail]

or a different one like taking money maybe

[patent sail]

throws exactly 12 bricks at you cutely

[wintry ice]

i'd have tried this if i didn't have a sticker on it

[coral jacinth]

well as long as it’s cutely ig

[eager prawn]

So what joker are you even finding?

[bronze widget]

Idk in the next update in like 2040 i feel like itll just be slightly different

[wintry ice]

sly, summit, abstract, walkie, swash and troub

[pallid galleon]

converts entire deck into one rank

hand size set to 1

[eager prawn]

Or reset the whole profile after the run

[cloud sinew]

localthunk guaranteed it'll be out within 60 years 😎

[pale wolf]

suspicious that that time window falls past his death date 🤔

[cloud sinew]

how do you know when he'll die

😰

[pale wolf]

oop forget j said that

[eager prawn]

[prime tulip]

I finally beat jokerless

[cloud sinew]

THUNK. LOCALTHUNK

[ocean plover]

how does one even beat jokerless

[eager prawn]

Without jokers

[ocean plover]

wow

[cloud sinew]

straights, blue seals, steel and glass, deckthinning

[ocean plover]

Joker

[cloud sinew]

7/12 of my jokerless wins were from straights

[eager prawn]

Man come on its not like if you've never beat it

[visual nova]

sorry, I can't find the announcement and don't remember; I'm sure these messages pop up everyday, did thunk say 1.1 was likely to be this year or did they say it's done when it's done

[cloud sinew]

it's done when it's done

[pallid galleon]

do we even want the 1.1 update tho

whats cool about it

[cloud sinew]

I do

[cloud sinew]

new content

[eager prawn]

Just try the mods

[pallid galleon]

are there new jokers

[cloud sinew]

at least 2

[cloud sinew]

no

[eager prawn]

Like you

[pallid galleon]

tell me about it

[cloud sinew]

localthunk hasnt confirmed much

[cloud sinew]

one is a new banana, and the other we dont know

[eager prawn]

In next update?

[pallid galleon]

did they add the yelloway one

[wintry ice]

modded jokers usually differ a lot from thunk's design principles

[frank grove]

of what is confirmed for 1.1 we have new bana, serp will draw max 3 cards, chicot and bean bugs are patched, matador rework, blue stake rework and new smeared art, right?

[cloud sinew]

blue seal rework?

[alpine crescent]

good morning!

[cloud sinew]

that's not confirmed

unless you can show me something that says otherwise ofc /gen

[frank grove]

i wrote the wrong thing whoops

i meant blue stake, sorry 😭

[cloud sinew]

there are at least 2 jokers confirmed to be added, but we only know of one of them (new nanner)

[nova junco]

Wdym serp draws max 3 cards?

[turbid nova]

The new banana looked like a plantain

[pallid galleon]

hes working on some joker animations

[prime tulip]

Hope

[turbid nova]

They’re buffing serp

[eager prawn]

How?

[ocean plover]

hopium

[cloud sinew]

current serpent is "always draw 3", new serpent is "draw a max of 3".
so if you play/discard 1, you only draw 1

[prime tulip]

Glass, Blue Seals, luck (lots of luck)

[nova junco]

DAMN

That sounds difficult

[prime tulip]

I used 8's

[alpine crescent]

saw this comment once on the all in jest mod trailer as well

[cloud sinew]

lmao

source: i made it up

[nova junco]

Negative cards sound like hell to implement in a coherent way

[turbid nova]

No more naneinf 🙅‍♂️

[pallid galleon]

you can still naneinf with perky

[frank grove]

yeah it makes it a decent boss for ante 8, it does destroy naneinf farming without perkeo, but who knows if theres another boss that draws cards or something?

[eager prawn]

Imagine negative mult

[frank grove]

i really hope we get that new loyalty card animation that would be sickkk

[ancient gyro]

I like it

[pallid galleon]

do you guys know if there are any non perkeo naneinf strats after the planned 1.1 changes

[cloud sinew]

there are some small card art changes; the K in marble joker is changed, smeared is a bit more legible as saying "joker" on the card art, neptune is a ligther blue

[turbid nova]

Yeah that looks like a plantain

And it has leaves on the background

[frank grove]

i havent seen the neptune one but that sounds good

[ancient gyro]

juggle tag naneinf should prob still be possible provided a good high scoring foundation option

[frank grove]

yeah juggle tag nan might be the only legendaryless after 1.1

[pallid galleon]

i guess thats alright

[prime tulip]

I now must complete the rest of the challenges

[pallid galleon]

gl

[vale shale]

Looks like a banana to me

[pale wolf]

i never heard any of these

[gentle basalt]

Just 10 negative blueprints?

[ancient gyro]

it was all in server chat when thunk was online

[vale shale]

Thunk thonk.

[tight pike]

Incantation just gave me 4 steel cards

[pallid galleon]

tru

[cloud sinew]

marble - #🎙・server-chat message
smeared - #🎙・server-chat message
neptune - #🕹・game-discussion message

[cloud sinew]

@pale wolf

[vale shale]

Smeared actually looks like smeared gg

[ancient gyro]

finally

[patent sail]

didnt scholar have two pixels in words JOKER missing

[frank grove]

scholar is weird though

[cloud sinew]

he also said he fixed a bunch of other 1 pixel joker art mistakes

assuming he means Venus and such

[waxen quartz]

9 is enough with baron/mime. 10 is idol/repeater

[pale wolf]

im still out here wondering if this is actually a baby

[patent sail]

its quite simple actually

its some white shit

hope that helps

[white coral]

Worst one ive done

[patent sail]

make a new LEVEL

where are levels

[visual niche]

123/150 done

[cloud sinew]

<@&1133519078540185692>

oop nvm

got caught by the dagger

[white coral]

Hell naw

[cloud sinew]

THE BLADE CLAIMS ANOTHER

[white coral]

Not worth the time and effort anymore

[patent sail]

not a question

im making you

[white coral]

Lets have a knife fight

[tight pike]

To the person that just got banned hope you only get manacle and hook

[white coral]

[echo sphinx]

the run is brought from the grave

[viral raft]

I hate plasma deck, it's basically the "chips then pivot Xmult" deck

[patent sail]

all these scammers' souls only cost 0.5 bucks each, thats why dagger gains only +1 mult every time one gets killed

[cloud sinew]

nuh uh

[patent sail]

okay i pick ceremonial dagger

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[cloud sinew]

can't have half sell value, it rounds down

[vale shale]

It can be anything if you want it to be anything gg

[serene forge]

me too!!!

[vale shale]

Plasma is the sole definition of "everyone's favorite deck until gold stake"

[cloud sinew]

nah

[tight pike]

I hate Séance

[patent sail]

so they cost 1 dollar except they are so worthless that even dagger doesnt wanna double their cost

[cloud sinew]

it drops by like 10 places at purple stake

[serene forge]

purple stake, but yeah

[patent sail]

i actually fucking hate plasma because ghost exists 🐎🔥

[ancient gyro]

im watching the most microwaved black deck gs run of all time in this gc

[viral raft]

Purple stake*

[tight pike]

I feel like every deck is my favorite until a certain moment

[vale shale]

I actually forgor what purple stake

[cloud sinew]

it goes from top 3 to bottom 2 😭

[vale shale]

Is

[serene forge]

faster scaling

[cloud sinew]

more scaling

[patent sail]

still that one guy?

[viral raft]

Yellow deck

[vale shale]

Oh ok

[serene forge]

vv becomes 2.4 mil on plasma

[vale shale]

C++ doesn't remember. Crazy crazy

[tight pike]

Except Erratic, I like this one

[viral raft]

basically you're forced to go Xmult and nothing else if you want to consistenly win Plasma Gs

[knotty cloud]

is this joker placement optimal

[cloud sinew]

you definitely dont have to always go xmult, but a lot of your runs will have to pivot if you want to win consistently

[serene forge]

I still remember someone saying their c++ strategy was to reroll plasma deck seeds until they get rare skip wee joker ante 1

[cloud sinew]

time to continue gsg

[tight pike]

No, fist needs to be before poly bull

[cloud sinew]

no it does not

[tight pike]

Does it not?

[cloud sinew]

raised fist triggers before poly on jokers activates

[viral raft]

i mean the other way is just play Wee or Runner and prey for luck

[tight pike]

I see

[peak lion]

Seeing all of yalls decks and saying that some of them are not good is like seeing someone saying that their drawing is just a doodle and it looks like the Mona lisa

[echo sphinx]

ikr

[knotty cloud]

so what about the blueprint and brainstorm with mime and the 2 barons? or is it fine like that

[patent sail]

buy dagger and place it all the way on the left (where the +mult goes)!

[serene forge]

I remember one of my first gs plasma runs

[cloud sinew]

what

[pallid galleon]

one mans trash is another mans treasure

[serene forge]

I had 2 rental runners with 450 chips on them

[viral raft]

😭

[serene forge]

then died to bell

[tight pike]

Should I do plasma gs so I'm done with it already?

[knotty cloud]

alright

[echo sphinx]

@patent sail cinema 3 hour run

[tight pike]

It can't be worse than black deck gs right?

[pallid galleon]

what made it last 3 hours

[vale mist]

assuming red seal steel kings yes

[serene forge]

where is that

[viral raft]

yes, when i start new file i always go for Black,Green,Nebula and plasma so i have the good ones left

[patent sail]

holy shit did he actually do it

[cloud sinew]

im going to sell gluttonous and then buy fist, golden joker, and grabber

[echo sphinx]

yes

[echo sphinx]

gc

[serene forge]

o

[patent sail]

so did he do it in under 30 minutes or

[echo sphinx]

3 hours

[pallid galleon]

they are kinda different, plasma early game is much easier but more difficult to solve late game while black stake is the opposite

[serene forge]

oh was it that one guy

[patent sail]

oh 30 total

okay yup

wild

[echo sphinx]

whos "that one guy"

[cloud sinew]

it's definitely not imo, but it's still quite difficult

[viral raft]

imo you could play Gluttonous instead of fist

is ante 1 so you can save some money

[cloud sinew]

boss is the club so no

[viral raft]

mmmm fair enough

[cloud sinew]

also its perishable, id rather have guaranteed scoring for a while than keep glutt

[serene forge]

that guy earlier who took the nitro bounty

[echo sphinx]

yes

[cloud sinew]

bloard

[viral raft]

here win

[serene forge]

here win

[pallid galleon]

@cloud sinew how come your name isnt glubglabgerov or whatever it was before

[cloud sinew]

dont wanna

holy shit

[viral raft]

i also hate Plasma deck because everytime i play my build feels made for a dumbass who thinks "only Chips/Xmult" is actually a great idea

[viral raft]

damn the run is already won

fr

[patent sail]

here, win

completely stickerless as well

[ancient gyro]

guys I've been robbed

[patent sail]

absolute godsend

[viral raft]

really??

[patent sail]

did you actually gift him the

[pale wolf]

$3 lost

whats ur cashapp /s

[ancient gyro]

and some dignity

[patent sail]

mf is a rental

[pale wolf]

brain cells perhaps

[ancient gyro]

i don't got no cash app 🤪

[echo sphinx]

exdee

[pale wolf]

imagine not having cashapp

[viral raft]

what the hell is Cashapp??

[patent sail]

i dojt have a cashapp because im broke 🐎🔥

[viral raft]

😭

[grizzled robin]

😭😭

[pale wolf]

i think this is the one app you can't possibly get confused about

its an app
for cash

[viral raft]

wow

fr??

[grizzled robin]

actual balatro challenge where every 1 dollar u have by the time u lose u get to keep/ unseeded

[pale wolf]

basically standalone bank account

[cyan timber]

i lowkey am never doing gold stake except if it's checkered

[grizzled robin]

thatd be so fun

yo @mrbeast

[knotty zodiac]

we saw proof of gift on stream

[vale shale]

Wait why are you acting surprised

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[vale shale]

Caveman discovering fire gg

[grizzled robin]

pretty sure its only for us no?

[pale wolf]

yea

[viral raft]

😭

[cyan timber]

[pale wolf]

which kanjikun lives in

[viral raft]

i'm just acting surprised

[ancient gyro]

wait what

[viral raft]

like the name speaks for itself