🕹・game-discussion

[south path]

i never get the right jokers to pair with it

[pale wolf]

💛

just got runner too

[ancient gyro]

o boy

[humble gulch]

Fuck

[compact gazelle]

the arm kills you gg

[visual niche]

half joker and burnt joker arent built for the build :/

thats unfortunate

however thats a pretty good synergy

[compact gazelle]

runner pairspam

is the idea

[serene forge]

why not

[pale wolf]

explain

[fiery nymph]

halfsies is really good here

[serene forge]

half joker is the mult source lol

[fiery nymph]

i actually really like squimbo/runner with halfsies

[autumn trout]

WHAT DO I DO.

[compact gazelle]

it’s straights for the chips on pair
but also shortcut does let you burn straights if so desired

[ancient gyro]

wrecked

[compact gazelle]

win

[autumn trout]

How

[serene forge]

squimbo halfsies is cool

half works like acrobat

[serene forge]

not take that skip

because it sucks

[autumn trout]

Too late

Idk what to do

[fiery nymph]

its almost as good as baron mime lol!

[serene forge]

time travel

[fiery nymph]

😅

[autumn trout]

Okay but what hand do I play

[pale wolf]

this is synergy

not antisynergy

[serene forge]

doesn't that two pair proc flower pot

I mean you're probably dead anyway, no flat mult

[ancient gyro]

called it 🥀

[compact gazelle]

spade where?

[serene forge]

I have a headache and I'm also blind

[humble gulch]

You didn't said anything...

[autumn trout]

Ok I lost

So

[serene forge]

seed

[autumn trout]

This time yall can help me get this round started

[fiery nymph]

does flower pot work if a wild card is debuffed

[cloud sinew]

no

[serene forge]

pretty sure it doesn't

[humble gulch]

Flower pot doesn't work with wild cards

[fiery nymph]

makes sense

[serene forge]

I think that is a bug though

[fiery nymph]

it doesnt?????

[compact gazelle]

only on the base suit

[cloud sinew]

it actually works worse if its a debuffed wild vs non wild

[serene forge]

because it wouldn't even count as its original shit

suit

[compact gazelle]

is what I’ve heard at least

[serene forge]

not shit

[visual niche]

oh

[humble gulch]

No...

[visual niche]

interesting

[cloud sinew]

Nope

[fiery nymph]

it should work with wild cards

[compact gazelle]

but also like someone lied to me twice on accident so idk

[serene forge]

yeah it's a big

bug

fucking

autocorrect

[fiery nymph]

makes sense

[compact gazelle]

ok so people actually got it wrong three times apparently

[cloud sinew]

yes

[fiery nymph]

when the wild cards get buffed i hope that gets fixed

[compact gazelle]

and wild cards have no suit when debuffed apparently

[ancient gyro]

@humble gulch

[compact gazelle]

berry cool :>

[cloud sinew]

only for flower pot

[serene forge]

but only in the case of flower pot

[humble gulch]

THAT WAS TWO RUNS AGO

[serene forge]

you can still play a flush with them

[cloud sinew]

for blackboard and for flushes they have their base suit

[autumn trout]

What do I take

[serene forge]

so it's pretty clearly a bug

[serene forge]

probably wrathful

[compact gazelle]

ok so they actually lied four times

[ancient gyro]

wow u suck 😭🤯💔

[cloud sinew]

yes

[compact gazelle]

and the flush flowerpot interactions are actually different

berry berry cool :>

[autumn trout]

Why

[humble gulch]

I know, sorry

[ancient gyro]

it okey

[fiery nymph]

agHahaha

[compact gazelle]

the things I totally remember because I’ve totally used wild cards more than once in the past 50 runs

[autumn trout]

Second opinions wanted

[compact gazelle]

pack

[humble gulch]

That spectral pack was worth it

[cloud sinew]

wrathful

[fiery nymph]

wrathful

[autumn trout]

Whats wrathful

[fiery nymph]

the purple one

[cloud sinew]

joker in shop

[compact gazelle]

spades guy

[cloud sinew]

blue one

[autumn trout]

Do I hex it

Or nah

[cloud sinew]

yeah

[humble gulch]

You should almost always take the buffon pack

[fiery nymph]

yeah

[compact gazelle]

but also this is white stake so my opinion is take the pack

since there’s zero risk of stickers

[autumn trout]

So pack?

[humble gulch]

Well, I guess wrathful here

[cloud sinew]

both yes

open the pack first though

[lunar zealot]

Hello i am from belgium

[humble gulch]

I forgot it's white stake

[compact gazelle]

up to you
I’d check pack first and if I get a strong scorer skip on wrathful

[autumn trout]

What one

[compact gazelle]

riffraff any time

hex it

win

[autumn trout]

What ones that

It just says not discovered on both

[compact gazelle]

hello, ms. from belgium

[compact gazelle]

right

[autumn trout]

Do I get wrathful too

[fiery nymph]

larp

[brittle tendon]

I mean

How much you got?

[compact gazelle]

imo no need but others may say otherwise

[lunar zealot]

Larp larp larp sahur

[compact gazelle]

riffraff polychrome probably does enough

[fiery nymph]

what happened

[autumn trout]

I have six dollars

[brittle tendon]

Pop it

Bet

[compact gazelle]

is that a type of fish :3

[brittle tendon]

I would

[sleek valley]

Riff Raff is a good joker. Even if it doesnt spit out something you can currently make use of, it still helps with econ

[brittle tendon]

Plus it being poly so it just being nice to have

[fringe nebula]

chicot where are you chicot

[autumn trout]

What now

[brittle tendon]

Next round

[fringe nebula]

don't forget that the jokers you get from riff raff are clean, non-rental,non-perishable

[brittle tendon]

Learn to save money

[harsh relic]

use the fish joker

[autumn trout]

What now

[fringe nebula]

take constel

[autumn trout]

Sell wjat

[fringe nebula]

wrathful or banner

maybe banner

on white stake, that is basically auto win

[brittle tendon]

Probably banner

[autumn trout]

Did that. Do I buy any more.

[brittle tendon]

Next round

[fringe nebula]

you have rebate there, so i would open arcana

[brittle tendon]

Also play into your mail in rebate

[fringe nebula]

your econ becomes so much more lenient when you have rebate

don't be afraid to spend some money below interest

[cloud sinew]

rebate my beloved

[pale wolf]

Riff raff? fhe one that only gives useless jokers like rtb? why would you want a joker that does nothing good 4 you

[cloud sinew]

riff should be uncommon by design i think

[fringe nebula]

emperor

[compact gazelle]

4? is that a reference to useless jokers like rtb scaling by +4 a round?

[brittle tendon]

Nah because the common summoning other commons is just in character for a riff raff

[frozen fiber]

okay

[compact gazelle]

emperor

[brittle tendon]

Emperor

[frozen fiber]

green joker bad if you plan to discard a lot got it

[pale wolf]

its too safe time on typing NERD

[brittle tendon]

That's why you play pairs

[cloud sinew]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[compact gazelle]

no
it must be a reference

[humble gulch]

Two jokers, one sticker

[fringe nebula]

save time

[compact gazelle]

“it’s to save time on typing, nerd”

[cloud sinew]

my dyslexic ass stood no chance parsing this sentence

[fringe nebula]

typing 4 is faster than "for"

[compact gazelle]

hope this helps 👍

[brittle tendon]

They mean you're nerd who yaps a lot

[cloud sinew]

ty

[humble gulch]

I'm locking in so hard

[pale wolf]

4nd dey c4ll ME 1ll1ter4te

[cloud sinew]

your*

[fringe nebula]

I'm still looking for chicot

chicot where are you chicot

[cloud sinew]

im not illiterate im dyslexic

[brittle tendon]

Thank you grammar police

[compact gazelle]

aren’t you the one who wrote me a message peppered with misspellings to explain that human brains are good at recognizing patterns in response to a joke

or am I thinking of someone else

[cloud sinew]

couldve been me but i dont recall

[fringe nebula]

why does the the human brain miss the second the

[rough prairie]

do Eternals get Sell Value with Gift Card or are they always 0$?

[pale wolf]

the ones with jumbled letters in a word with similar starts and ends suck

its boring

[cloud sinew]

they gain sell value

[brittle tendon]

This is the person who writes blogs for ages even when the conversation is over 10 minutes ago so yes and no

[compact gazelle]

they get sell value
for swashbuckler and temperance purposes

they just can’t be sold or daggered

thanks autocorrect

[pale wolf]

was i in the wrong channel earlier today

[ancient gyro]

swaggered

[compact gazelle]

the whats now

[brittle tendon]

Temperance value

[ancient gyro]

you didn't take your medicine today

[humble gulch]

Hi there

[pale wolf]

luckily not

[pale wolf]

i trying to get

[brittle tendon]

Hey we were just talking about you

[pale wolf]

for now it's monster enargy

[cloud sinew]

do monsters even taste good /ref

[pale wolf]

no need to call in a referee for this

[compact gazelle]

is everyone in this server just on meds

[brittle tendon]

I only like 2

[fringe nebula]

ok overstock is huge there

[pale wolf]

and yes some of them do

[cloud sinew]

monster. the drink. /ref

[pale wolf]

i like most of them tbh

[brittle tendon]

Ye I only like 2

Pacific Punch and Ultra Strawberry Dreams

[ancient gyro]

on meds, needs to be, taking withdrawals, or on the verge of od, pick one

[pale wolf]

pacific punch was made for caffeine addicted 5 year olds

[humble gulch]

Fuck yes

[compact gazelle]

is this a “hell yeah” moment or no

i pick on meds and needs to be on more

[pale wolf]

the other 2 punches are better

or 3 now that i thik about the new one

[pallid galleon]

dont mind if i do

[brittle tendon]

I call it the estrogen drink because the liquid is a purple pink color

[pale wolf]

pipeline punch is guaviated and delicious, Rio punch is weird and tangy spiced, and punk punch is uh new and pink and punk

[brittle tendon]

I had a monster that was like purple can with a mic on it

It was kinda shit

[pale wolf]

I'm a monster connoisseur

[brittle tendon]

Same with og

[cloud sinew]

ultra rosa is the only one i cant have cause it has grapefruit in it

[pale wolf]

og green monster tastes like ass

thats why they make so many flavors

[brittle tendon]

Ultra Rosa is so eh

[pale wolf]

there's another i think

[compact gazelle]

what is it in grapefruits that you don’t handle well

[deep copper]

does the chicot bug actually require duplicate chicots, or would brainstorm/blueprint work

[cloud sinew]

they fuck with my medications

[cloud sinew]

chicot is not compatible with bp/bs

[deep copper]

i see.....

[cloud sinew]

and so requires duplicates

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[serene forge]

bro how are you going to ask me "why" to wrathful when you don't even know what it is 😭

[cloud sinew]

cause they wanna know why

[compact gazelle]

because they want to understand what makes it a good or bad take

[cloud sinew]

they arent asking it in opposition, theyre genuinely wanting to know the reasons why they should do certain things

theyve been asking for advice for a while now

[serene forge]

how are they gonna understand that if they literally didn't know what wrathful joker is

[ancient gyro]

idk im not on meds rn

[compact gazelle]

to me at least they seem a beginner who genuinely wants to learn and improve their understanding of things
be grateful for their existence

[serene forge]

sure

[ancient gyro]

she can't be trusted as a babysitter

[pale wolf]

I don't think we should be so prescriptivist

[cursive crater]

woah woah woah

im not that smart

[pale wolf]

recidivism, chirality, cusped magnolioids

[compact gazelle]

as a note
I think they didn’t know because they haven’t discovered it and so can’t match the joker to the name
they probably can understand what it does once pointed in the right direction

[cursive crater]

😔

[pale wolf]

Wait does it actually not show you the name of the Joker before you buy it

[humble gulch]

No stickers :(

[humble gulch]

No

[compact gazelle]

if not discovered

[pale wolf]

woah

I don't remember that

[round current]

it just says not discovered yeah

[fringe nebula]

I will never find chicot

jk

but man

[round current]

im sure u will

i hope u will

[compact gazelle]

zebra has memory loss

[humble gulch]

I hope you don't

[pale wolf]

no

i never remembered it ever

[fringe nebula]

I hope you will need 80 runs to find a single soul

[pale wolf]

i didn't lose the memory

[humble gulch]

Not happening

[round current]

i just had it happen to me so i can confurm

[fringe nebula]

happening

[round current]

confirm

[compact gazelle]

so you just have memory loss but really fast

[humble gulch]

More running

[compact gazelle]

dementia accelerated edition

[pale wolf]

supinity, stachiometric endoduction, clasp

[cursive crater]

stop bro

[compact gazelle]

“clasp” is so funny to me here

[cloud sinew]

low RAM cause of AI

[cursive crater]

ran out

[pale wolf]

it's comedy condensed to a single element: timing

[pale wolf]

yea weird al

papapapolka face papapolka face.

[compact gazelle]

collectidae, manifolds, refractive indices

[cursive crater]

collectidae???

[compact gazelle]

bee

[cursive crater]

no way thats a word

[pallid galleon]

bombini

[fringe nebula]

unfurl, sinew, viscera, squelch

[cursive crater]

good one

[pale wolf]

lepidoptera, frissionable leylines, instigatories

[pallid galleon]

chelonian

[compact gazelle]

brick

[pale wolf]

exhale

[cloud sinew]

bouncy castle joker

[pallid galleon]

if any of you guys play bomb party stay the hell away from me

[cloud sinew]

bouncehouse

[fringe nebula]

longitudinality

[pale wolf]

it changes suit every discard

and is castle

[humble gulch]

FUCK YES, I GASPED

[compact gazelle]

pear

[fringe nebula]

?????????????

how are you not stickering duo early

[cloud sinew]

this... this CHICANERY

[humble gulch]

No idea

[compact gazelle]

5wordjargon

[pale wolf]

didn't unlock duo until 140/150

[fringe nebula]

WHAT

[pale wolf]

/s

[fringe nebula]

someone should do this

[cloud sinew]

concoction

[compact gazelle]

“the three evil witches and their dastardly concoction”

[pale wolf]

frissionable magnolioids

[cloud sinew]

kerfuffle

[pale wolf]

wait i typod

[compact gazelle]

playing mix and match

[pale wolf]

i meant to say quiz time

whose is this

[fringe nebula]

inoxerably

[pallid galleon]

bro cant spell

inexorably

[compact gazelle]

I was gonna say stm then remembered there are actually face cards with these things

[pale wolf]

inexorable tumor

[cursive crater]

hell yeah turtle show em how its done

[fringe nebula]

excuse my non-native ass

[pale wolf]

it could have been inoperably

[compact gazelle]

and my deck skin does not have face cards with these things
and I don’t always like face cards

[pale wolf]

okay then specifically you get it wrong

[fringe nebula]

funny how some people assume that everyone is american because they chat in english

[cursive crater]

never doubt

[compact gazelle]

im so good at this 🔥

[cursive crater]

i didnt even think itd be from balatro i thought it was a terarria staff

[pale wolf]

I'm tired

[compact gazelle]

americans when they hear that there are things called other countries

[pallid galleon]

why would anyone assume that americans can spell

[compact gazelle]

shouldve written it as “grmibo”

[pallid galleon]

if anything, i would assume you are american because you mispelled a word

[pale wolf]

That's the first time I noticed that it actually isn't in the right order

yeah it isn't imchel good eye

[pallid galleon]

also i misspelled mispell

i think im american

[cursive crater]

lets just ingore the fact that its bonana

ignore

[pale wolf]

I think mispell should have only one s to be honest

[pale wolf]

what's wrong with that

[compact gazelle]

that’s correct in the context tho?

grmibo

[pale wolf]

is there another way to say say

it

[compact gazelle]

express?

[pale wolf]

no

[humble gulch]

... This is why

[compact gazelle]

sorry what are you asking exactly

[humble gulch]

I'm selling hex

[compact gazelle]

who made this
and why is it “it stand for”

[cursive crater]

ccitbp

🙏

[pale wolf]

idk if they are from England

[compact gazelle]

state?
I still don’t know what you’re asking

[compact gazelle]

if so I hope they’re all right
what do british people even eat 😭

[pale wolf]

something something nandos

past the knee-jerk beans on toast

[cursive crater]

bean filled glizzies is my best guess

[humble gulch]

That's expensive...

[compact gazelle]

it’s like
eat british food? what british food
cook their own food? with what british ingredients

[pale wolf]

I like

[fringe nebula]

take both

[compact gazelle]

screw econ

[fringe nebula]

and then sell blueprint after having getting two seals

idk

[pallid galleon]

um actually its cheap, its only 1 dollar

[humble gulch]

FORGOT TO TAKE CERTIFICATE

[compact gazelle]

it’s fine trust
would have conflicted with carto anyway yknow

[humble gulch]

I GASPED SO LOUD, OH MY GOD

Take that, Varv

[pallid galleon]

if it wasn't rental, it would have costed 10 dollars, which would require you to sell a joker and it costs 2 dollars of interest

[humble gulch]

Free win

[fringe nebula]

fuck

[cursive crater]

you can actually still make it work in slow speed

[fringe nebula]

how many legendaries left?

[humble gulch]

None

[fringe nebula]

ok please die

please lose this run

[humble gulch]

HAHAHHHAA

Nope

[compact gazelle]

gl to both of you

may the best man(?) win

I think both of you are?

[fringe nebula]

this is just soul luck run

[round current]

i lowv canio so mcuh

[compact gazelle]

the hunt for the 0.3% is on

[fringe nebula]

chicot where are you chicot

[cloud sinew]

a lot of what youre referring to has been "british" before america even existed as a country, so i dont really agree with this argument

[cursive crater]

some die in thirst while others drown

[autumn pendant]

Midas mask paredolia vampire flash card baseball is fun

[compact gazelle]

what’s this about america

[round current]

sounds very fun

[humble gulch]

@fringe nebula

[autumn pendant]

I got my vampire up to like 10x and that's just with playing one full house a round I could've probably done more

[compact gazelle]

american food isn’t a thing either british people just happened to be relevant

[cloud sinew]

im just using it as a reference. something doesnt need to have always been a part of the culture to be a part of the culture

[fringe nebula]

here win

[compact gazelle]

oh for sure
the sentiment wasn’t that these british foods and ingredients aren’t british
the sentiment was that they’re all garbage and don’t count as food or ingredients

[fringe nebula]

I should just reset until ante 1 charm soul

[zinc flame]

Is wee joker good?

[fringe nebula]

yes

[zinc flame]

How do I use it?

[fringe nebula]

play bunch of 2s

[compact gazelle]

the joke was on the “food” and not on the “british”

[cloud sinew]

you clearly do not know what youre talking about i fear

[cursive crater]

play 2s

[zinc flame]

But how?

How do I get the 2’s?

[fringe nebula]

discard

[compact gazelle]

haeh
let me make fun of british food in peace pls
i do know what im talking about

[cloud sinew]

please name a single british food that most british people would be familiar with. no "toast sandwich" type of stuff

[zinc flame]

Beans on toast

[compact gazelle]

none of it is food :3

[zinc flame]

What are y’all arguing about?

[shell harbor]

hey guys, im very very new to this game could someone please explain what this card actually does? id be very grateful thanks

[cloud sinew]

youre just being bigoted. its like if i said "indian food isnt food"

[shell harbor]

the way i understand is its 52*4

[compact gazelle]

are you looking for “oi fish n chips mate”

[pallid galleon]

i support this british food slander

[round current]

okay so when you open an arcana pack and see hanging man if you use that to destroy some cards from your deck you’ll get +4 mult for every card

[viral raft]

you start with 52 card in your deck, each card below that is +4mult, example hanged man destroys 2 card, so you get 2 card below (+8 mult)

[round current]

yeah

[compact gazelle]

let me make fun of british food in peace
jfc

[pallid galleon]

ive never seen someone so butthurt about british food before

[cloud sinew]

why are you defending bigotry

[compact gazelle]

let me make fun of french surrender and american education

[cloud sinew]

no, because youre being bigoted

[shell harbor]

oooh alright thanks guys

[ancient gyro]

beans

[zinc flame]

What did he say that is bigoted?

[round current]

yes yes ur welcome

[deft solar]

hai

[compact gazelle]

(she)

[deft solar]

i js started playing balatro :D

[cloud sinew]

saying that a country's food isnt food

[pallid galleon]

being bigoted is good actually

[cursive crater]

have fun bro

[compact gazelle]

why do you care so much about an internet meme

[zinc flame]

Mb

[cloud sinew]

because its bigotry and i dont like people being bigoted

[cursive crater]

why did ye mpreg me

what did i do

[compact gazelle]

do you also object to me making jokes about americans being fat and stupid

[cloud sinew]

yes

[zinc flame]

I respect the double down

[ancient gyro]

too much british food

in u

[compact gazelle]

sorry but I do have to be discriminatory somehow
i choose to make fun of the groups that i feel deserve it the most
that being
white people
rich people
politicians
catholic priests
ai fanboys
and a few others

[compact gazelle]

all good

[cursive crater]

i do like me some beans

[cloud sinew]

sorry twin but its still racist even if theyre white

[zinc flame]

Ooo, establishing commonality to justify it lol

[knotty zodiac]

sunday roast

[compact gazelle]

well aware of that!
and i simply don’t care because white people are for the time being the people i am most allowed to make fun of

[cloud sinew]

so youre just a racist

thats not cool

[gentle lintel]

Omg

[ancient gyro]

huh

sorry what are we talking about

[gentle lintel]

Saying British food is bad isn't racist

[zinc flame]

I agree with you though, arguing against making fun of people is arguing against comedy and I can’t stand for that 😔

[minor portal]

I thought this was a balatro server

[pallid galleon]

i didn't hop on balatro discord for a fucking twitter argument

yall are actually cringe

[cloud sinew]

saying it "isnt food" is bigoted, you can just say you dont like it without generalising

[gentle lintel]

Amen

[humble gulch]

Alright

[compact gazelle]

most people don’t take these sorts of jokes so seriously
i understand where you’re coming from but it’s not my problem if you don’t find the same things funny

[gentle lintel]

You have to have something better to do.

Anyway

[knotty zodiac]

which 4 left

[humble gulch]

Order and bean

[cloud sinew]

thats not a very strong argument

[gentle lintel]

Which deck would you say is the easiest to work on C++?

[zinc flame]

It’s in jest though and not generally considered to be defamatory or offensive

[knotty zodiac]

gl! replace blackboard if you can ig

[unkempt relic]

it rly is....

[minor portal]

Those who four fingers they jimbo till they +4 mult

[frank notch]

imo kaiasaan isnt really trying to add a punchline and instead just insulting british food

[round current]

most people here do it on ghost

[compact gazelle]

yes i do make race based jokes at the expense of various white cultures
no i am not “a racist”

[unkempt relic]

it is racist to do such a thing

[humble gulch]

Huh

[cloud sinew]

that does make you a racist

[unkempt relic]

its like saying black people only eat chicken

just as racist

[compact gazelle]

very well then
im fine with you labeling me that

[cloud sinew]

if you did the same to a different race it would make you a racist

[pallid galleon]

oh the humanity, punching down on white british people

[frank notch]

theres a difference between race based jokes and just racism

[compact gazelle]

uh huh

[zinc flame]

I’m kind of out of the loop 😅

[humble gulch]

Hm

[zinc flame]

But I think accusing someone of racism is quite a serious accusation

[compact gazelle]

im sorry you didn’t like the joke 😔

[pallid galleon]

please keep yalls twitter argument outta here

[unkempt relic]

ante 1 nat negative mime wtf?

[pallid galleon]

genuinely no one wants to see that shit

[cursive crater]

is this going to affect jimbos legacy

[slow iris]

anything but balatro

[minor portal]

credit card in celestial pack

[ancient gyro]

cultural appropriation is ok in japan according to one of my university projects during my psychology abroad studies

[zinc flame]

What was the joke?

[knotty zodiac]

bait i think

[gentle lintel]

Makes sense. Ghost for C++ is what I've been doing, cause the 1.5x on an otherwise difficult joker. I suppose I should skip for negatives more often too

[compact gazelle]

a lot of things are ok in japan

[zinc flame]

Also cultural appropriation is far too ambiguous of a label imo

[compact gazelle]

starts with l rhymes with holly

[ancient gyro]

asians are chill like that

[rancid gull]

bro what is going on with the game discussion channel today

[round current]

i love negative skips with abstract joker

[humble gulch]

Me when humor should be treated as humor. What's the point of it being a joke if people are going to treat it seriously?

[cursive crater]

arent they super xenophobic

[gentle lintel]

Which one is abstract again?

[cloud sinew]

"your honour, i killed him as a prank"

[compact gazelle]

asians don’t gaf sometimes

[zinc flame]

Isn’t that a racist generalisation lol

[round current]

+3 mult for every joker u have

without negative the most is +15

[gentle lintel]

Can you guys move this to general please?

[cursive crater]

something like that im not too deep with this stuff

[humble gulch]

Not a valid example

[compact gazelle]

“they eat british food? what food”
“cook their own food? with what british ingredients”

[gentle lintel]

Please. To general.

[rancid gull]

Real tho

Why in game discussion

[gentle lintel]

Some of us want to talk about the game in the game discussion channel

[zinc flame]

I jest but I think the standard is quite absurd

[cloud sinew]

its a strawman, but thats how that argument doesnt hold true. its not just humour if it causes harm

[cursive crater]

frieren looking up speak yo shit

[cloud sinew]

true! Lets move this to #🃏・off-topic or be quiet

[zinc flame]

Keeping my head held high haha

[pallid galleon]

wow you learn fast (sarcasm)

[gentle lintel]

Jeez, enough.

[ancient gyro]

white ppl when appropriation vs asian ppl when appropriation

[gentle lintel]

Everyone here hates racists, we just have different understandings of what that means.

But we all love Balatro

[humble gulch]

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

[rancid gull]

YESSS

PAIR SLOP SUPREME

[knotty zodiac]

british food good everyone good

now back to the regularly scheduled programming

[cursive crater]

nahh now

[compact gazelle]

most people are fine with lighthearted humor that plays off of unserious stereotypes

[storm meteor]

R u new to the internet?
U use /s to denote sarcasm

[cursive crater]

alr alr

[slow iris]

good

[knotty zodiac]

how is this still alive w/o mult

[pallid galleon]

thanks for the tip, kind stranger! /srs

[humble gulch]

Level 16 pair

Two polychrome

[slow iris]

actual words will always be better than tone indicators and i will die on this hill

[mortal dock]

ive always thought /s meant serious

[slow iris]

this is exactly why i said what i just said

[compact gazelle]

poly burnt go bam bam

[knotty zodiac]

/sandwich

[mortal dock]

yeah i agree

[gentle lintel]

I hope that's true. You would have had some amazing discussions

[mortal dock]

/iwouldeat

[frank notch]

why dont we add punctuation marks to denote tones instead

[rancid gull]

nah sorry bro you don't know the internet nomenclature

[mortal dock]

i want pancakes!

[cloud sinew]

because thats ambiguous

[rancid gull]

i'll make fun of u for not knowing everything on the internet now

[compact gazelle]

using nothing is better than using either

:3

leave em guessing

[mortal dock]

name every website ever

[frank notch]

i just made this one for sarcasm

[humble gulch]

Fuck

[rancid gull]

yomama dot com

[mortal dock]

there are punctuations for sarcasm

[minor portal]

those who pair

[knotty zodiac]

just finish the meme run with 5

[mortal dock]

i think its ¿

[knotty zodiac]

🍐

[frank notch]

thats the spanish question mark

[compact gazelle]

I think it’s also the sarcasm mark

[minor portal]

this not the one.

[compact gazelle]

forgot the name
although that might just be it
“sarcasm mark” or something

[storm meteor]

Nope. Its the australian one

[compact gazelle]

I know there’s a punctuation symbol for it but not sure if that’s the right one

[mortal dock]

it looked similar

[humble gulch]

I've already done this once

[frank notch]

found this one on wikipedia

[humble gulch]

(?

[ancient gyro]

i draw the line when i hear local news of asian americans getting physically assaulted during quarantine 💔

[frank notch]

how is that related to humor at all

[ancient gyro]

i was referring to racism

[compact gazelle]

oh that was terrible
also not at all lighthearted

[frank notch]

oh

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[storm meteor]

Why u ruining the vibes??
U dont see me talking about kids in gaza getting blown up....
Read the room sir/madam

[frank notch]

who abbreviates a 3 letter word

[storm meteor]

Very cool ppl

But u wudn get it

[knotty zodiac]

i need this meme in my balatro

[storm meteor]

Srry i dony play chess
Too ez

[ancient gyro]

you should've been here half an hour ago 👅

[knotty zodiac]

sacrifice THE BUS

[compact gazelle]

peak

[dense locust]

i'm so scared...

[humble gulch]

No fucking sticker

[knotty zodiac]

it do be like that

[storm meteor]

Oh that was a callback
My bad g
If u see sum unpleasant, report it right away
🍉

[frank notch]

honestly if im about to face showdown blind and cant get an unstickered joker i restart

Shaves like a minute of time

[ancient gyro]

@ mods

[storm meteor]

If i dont 1 shot round 1 i restart
We're not the same

[frank notch]

yes we are i literally do the same thing you do

[fringe nebula]

holy

[frank notch]

except if its investment tag on big blind

[knotty zodiac]

whats the last?

[fringe nebula]

chiclets

[storm meteor]

Did we just become best friends?
U wanna do karate in the garage?

[humble gulch]

You won't find Chicot in time, hehehe

[knotty zodiac]

varv the soul demon hunter

[humble gulch]

Rare and uncommon vs legendary

[fringe nebula]

you see, i can just reset until ante 1 charm soul

but I didn't

[frank notch]

bro thinks hes the main character of an animated comedy movie following the adventures of two elementary/middle school boys

[knotty zodiac]

damn that respect for every run

[fiery nymph]

these runs are oddly common

[humble gulch]

My daily life

[storm meteor]

U being hella presumptuous rn
And it appears u lackin in culture
Twas a movie refrence

[frank notch]

"hella"

[knotty zodiac]

found the californian

[ancient gyro]

i haven't had one of those in a while

[storm meteor]

My parents raised me well
And when they cant critique u, they go after ur diction. Classic loser behavior 👎

[ancient gyro]

lack of diction

[storm meteor]

Word

[humble gulch]

Uhm

[knotty zodiac]

its got a chicot

[pallid galleon]

the woke left always tryna go after our diction 😡

[humble gulch]

Canio

[knotty zodiac]

and varv will get the bean

[brave goblet]

Triboulet earlier too lol

[autumn trout]

I won for the second time!

[storm meteor]

Preach sista
And then they cancel u and leave u penniless

[pallid galleon]

what do you think about the lil guy from project hail mary

[ancient gyro]

🪨👎

[naive bone]

My best run yet

[pure narwhal]

what do I copy for most money

[pallid galleon]

thats correct

[humble gulch]

Anyways

[shell dagger]

double parking

[autumn trout]

Really Cant thank this server enough.

[shell dagger]

oh you already have that

[autumn trout]

Wdym

[storm meteor]

Lvl15 flush5 by ante 20...
I expected more from u

[autumn trout]

Is there a point where you win more than loose or nah

[naive bone]

I got like 4 shops in a row with no planet packs

[shell dagger]

yes

[bleak blaze]

YALL I JUST HAD A PERKEO AND A TRIB AND LOST TO THE PLANT BECAUSE THE REROLL VOUCHER DOESNT EXIST

DAMMIT

Trying to get to e100 and that was probably the run

[storm meteor]

Sorry for ur loss
U will get em next time

[autumn trout]

2 wins in one day is kinda crazy if ur dumb like how I am

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[autumn trout]

Ive won with the deck that gives you a hex card, and the yellow deck so far. Which deck do I go for next.

[sharp plank]

I hate obelisk

[toxic cairn]

Why

[serene forge]

its bad

[sharp plank]

Lol

[toxic cairn]

How bad

[serene forge]

yes

[toxic cairn]

What about with all 6s

[serene forge]

no

it still sucks

[ancient gyro]

parasitic relationship

[toxic cairn]

Aw

[ancient gyro]

my list has it in the bottom 4

[toxic cairn]

What if you synergize it with cursed eye

[ancient gyro]

#⚙・modding-general

[toxic cairn]

Wuh

[noble mango]

What cursed eye

[lunar zealot]

Ello ello

[heady fable]

17.25x cat

[serene forge]

gotta use damned vigor and demon strength

[ancient gyro]

i don't play tboi

[shadow kindle]

If this were a joker what would the effects be

[shell dagger]

-1 mult

[shadow kindle]

😭

[knotty zodiac]

no face joker. +2001 chip if you have no face cards in the deck

[frank notch]

the joker: destroys all spades and clubs in deck when sold

[serene forge]

balatrodle in 3

[serene forge]

how noobs describe ride the bus on abandoned deck:

[frank notch]

balatrodle in 2

[dense locust]

yay

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 3

[cyan bone]

what a joker to be nat negative

[frank notch]

0.3% chance

I recommend to sell it, you cant utilize eternals yet

[cyan bone]

bro had that number ready

[humble gulch]

I forgot to keep grinding

I hope Varv doesn't find that Chicot

[indigo mesa]

dude…

[idle kernel]

what

[indigo mesa]

the choice

[knotty zodiac]

easily wee no?

[frank notch]

constellation is a good scaler with blue seals and a good economy

but wee is also really good

[knotty zodiac]

sure its s tier but that a later problem. wee solves their now problem

[frank notch]

id say they could survive taking constellation

but wee is better here still

[knotty zodiac]

it would work but its less consistent. they cant even scale it now, its going to be just temperance val for 3+ rounds

[frank notch]

they can scale it just fine

discards

use 2s in pair containing hands

[knotty zodiac]

i meant they cant scale the constellation

[frank notch]

oh

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[fervent haven]

const bc it's anaglyph

can take a planet pack skip

[knotty zodiac]

the wee scales just fine. itll probably be 60+ in 3 rounds

[serene forge]

nah

white stake scaling is low

[indigo mesa]

oh true lmao

[ancient gyro]

wee is less expensive

[indigo mesa]

yea i took wee

[fervent haven]

Fair enough

[wintry ice]

oh hi

[ancient gyro]

not really worth considering even provided it actually shows up. telescope has greater choice weight than constellation

[ancient gyro]

oh vic

[wintry ice]

honestly i slightly prefer wee here

[humble gulch]

No stickers

[indigo mesa]

i died to big blind cus i couldnt draw a full house how tf did i die on black stake with wee joker bruh im so bad

[fervent haven]

Lmao hi

[olive flax]

?

[knotty zodiac]

youll gettem next time. btw curious why not two pair?

[fervent haven]

Btw if you guys didn't know, a V in your username means ur cracked at Balatro

[ancient gyro]

what

why fh

[indigo mesa]

tried to get wee value

[cerulean forge]

what happens when I don't run yellow deck 🙁

[humble gulch]

I'm doing C++ only on Ghost Deck and I haven't gotten any new stickers

[indigo mesa]

at least ill win this round lmao

[round current]

ur not bad its okay

[indigo mesa]

ccitbp

[knotty zodiac]

mm probably play 3oak no?

[wintry ice]

it would be too expensive either way

[olive flax]

Same actually

[fervent haven]

Yellow deck is my favorite

[cerulean forge]

but it would be fun

[olive flax]

Doing ++ on ghost

[ancient gyro]

toad is right there

[knotty zodiac]

how many ya got?

[shrewd echo]

Fua

[wintry ice]

oh foil todd is pretty good

[indigo mesa]

😭 he’s back

[humble gulch]

I'm racing against Varv

[ancient gyro]

sure it would

[round current]

my beloved…

[indigo mesa]

i am actually considering agate

[knotty zodiac]

agate yep

[round current]

agate is really good

[ancient gyro]

well duh it's early game

[round current]

yeah two xmult early game a lil crazy

[indigo mesa]

bro my dumbass just swiped agate almost to buy and hit next round i bought nothing 😭

[ancient gyro]

two dead weights

[indigo mesa]

throwback on anaglyph? must be my lucky day

[ancient gyro]

worse on anaglyph btw

[knotty zodiac]

hm really?

[ancient gyro]

anaglyphs gimmick requires you to be more skip conservative

[round current]

i imagine cause you’d skip less yeah

[ancient gyro]

which is the antithesis of throwbacks entire gimmick

[knotty zodiac]

i thought it was free lowish xmult as a placeholder

[ancient gyro]

free in quotation marks

[knotty zodiac]

i mean more free than non anaglyph.

you were going to skip anyways for the tag + doubled, now get a bit of xmult too

[terse dock]

Liberal skipper

Liberal

Happy fun

[ancient gyro]

anaglyph without its gimmick is a standard deck

most decks by default are stronger than anaglyph to the point where you can skip freely due to the potency of the other decks benefits

[indigo mesa]

that was the joke 😭

[ancient gyro]

idk how good you are at the game for me to take it seriously

i picked the wrong assumption 💔

[indigo mesa]

wow that’s embarrassing

for me not for you 😭

[indigo mesa]

ANYWAYS i died cus i had my +mult to the right of my xmult :3

[waxen quartz]

it's why I like anaglyph. for those times you get 15 free levels on a hand or the run looks dead and you hit topup or something

[pallid galleon]

supernova vs ride the bus

which one do you like more

[ancient gyro]

agate and obbylicks?

[ancient gyro]

rtb

no brainer

[indigo mesa]

not agate i accidentally skipped that

[waxen quartz]

neither, don't like spamming hands. either is better than green

[indigo mesa]

that wouldnt matter…

[knotty zodiac]

i see. so youre saying throwback is a good winmore joker on non anaglyph but it cant even do that on anaglyph

[ancient gyro]

yeah

it restricts anaglyphs only gimmick to make a bottom 10 joker useful when it can

[wintry ice]

type shit

[indigo mesa]

lol i just played four cards against the psychic

im such a mess

[ancient gyro]

shit

[wintry ice]

fuck!!![

[ancient gyro]

painted looks different

[knotty zodiac]

imo slow down xD

[wintry ice]

sure does...

[indigo mesa]

i savescummed so its finee

[knotty zodiac]

<sent by a turtle>

[indigo mesa]

i just took a top-up tag forgetting i had a double tag

[indigo mesa]

but it was actually worth it jolly joker is the goat

[wintry ice]

(i'm submitting a normal ass gold stake run to the tourney i'm participating in)

[knotty zodiac]

ooh tourney. streamer?

[fleet socket]

Hi guys im perkeo

[terse dock]

Bus means obelisk

[knotty zodiac]

why are you so negative

[wintry ice]

it's jon's balatrORG series

[fleet socket]

I dunou

[wintry ice]

this season's twist is that we have to aim for a target score

[fleet socket]

Thats my work i think

[pallid galleon]

can i see your perky o's

sorry

[sharp plank]

I got banned from the servers of it for no reason

[fleet socket]

Fuh naw

[pallid galleon]

stop acting so negative... consumable

[sharp plank]

Why you on disc lil boy?

[primal eagle]

whats that

oh

[fleet socket]

Cause idk

Jiejie

[humble gulch]

Ughh, where is that bean

[sharp plank]

Bro you’re only 12 you shouldn’t be on here

[fleet socket]

Oh joined discord 2024 cause a friend just invited me to a server

[humble gulch]

I- UHM, WHAT

[sharp plank]

You’re breaking discord TOS

[sharp plank]

Take the stuntman

[knotty zodiac]

"hello it's me, i carry you for 3 antes. sounds good?"

[shell dagger]

8

[humble gulch]

I took smiley because face cards, stuntman yucky

[sharp plank]

Lmao

[wintry ice]

the 180 of all time

[knotty zodiac]

for that it needs a little bit of help

[wintry ice]

an iq too high?

[sharp plank]

I once had a run with 0 hand size

Certificate is goated frrr

[shell dagger]

I thought you meant carry as in physically keep it in a slot

[knotty zodiac]

i did it just for the lol once. didnt knom what i expected lol

[pallid galleon]

i wanna do a 1 hand size run

that sounds fun actually

[terse dock]

The Hanged Man

[knotty zodiac]

ohhh i see. ya its never leaving

[autumn trout]

Is this like good

[pallid galleon]

p good

[ancient gyro]

very good

[wintry ice]

yea

as long as you have actual scoring

sell business card
uses judgement

guess what happens next

[pallid galleon]

orange

[vivid stump]

finally

mr bones my goat

[knotty zodiac]

its back

1/150

[vivid stump]

i finally beat red stake black deck

[pallid galleon]

ggs

[knotty zodiac]

gg fellow vagabond enjoyer

[vivid stump]

vagabond is really good with ft

you cant see in the screenshot tho

[ancient gyro]

screenshots is a learning skill

[knotty zodiac]

ya feature request for 1.1- let us see the jokers on the you win screen

[terse dock]

Win+shift+S

[vivid stump]

i only have to beat anaglyph and nebula deck on red stake and ive beat them all

[ancient gyro]

and for mac

[fringe nebula]

this is fucked up

[knotty zodiac]

?

[fringe nebula]

I literally skipped for spectral trying to find soul

at ante 8

[gentle lintel]

C++ quest going well, 6 new stickers in one run

[knotty zodiac]

rip

[fringe nebula]

do i ankh

[humble gulch]

No stickers

[knotty zodiac]

got a lot of deadweight ones out nice

[ancient gyro]

I like that

[humble gulch]

Yes

Please

[knotty zodiac]

seems good

[unique crypt]

Does using mod handy have any effect? I have earned all the joker gold stickers but no c++ achievements

[fringe nebula]

HOLY FUCK

[round current]

congrats

[ancient gyro]

the funny

[knotty zodiac]

madness destroys your soul the

[fringe nebula]

i can do fullskip

trust

[knotty zodiac]

ya mult is solved ig

[pallid galleon]

my abandoned deck goat

[fringe nebula]

hex time

[ancient gyro]

pluh

[humble gulch]

Do this

[round current]

this happened to me too

[ancient gyro]

prob the worst abandoned face joker offender

[wintry ice]

you ever sell chicot and then get verdant leaf in a position where you can actually lose to it and then win anyways because this boss is trivial

(i sold a photo)

[compact gazelle]

verdant leaf does what again?
:3

[pallid galleon]

w econ combo

[wintry ice]

exactly

[ancient gyro]

something on painted maybe

[compact gazelle]

oh noeh violet vessel (sometimes)
oh noeh crimson heart (sometimes)
any other: what are you doing here

[knotty zodiac]

straight cerulean and barely making it blueprint amber can be a little scary

[compact gazelle]

cerulean never seems to be a problem on straights

maybe its just me tho

using shortcut all the time

[knotty zodiac]

playing 1 is fine. gets a bit hairy if you need multiple and never found util

[compact gazelle]

but yeah ive done fine against bell with straights and no shortcut

[compact gazelle]

fair :>

[ancient gyro]

i remember dying to bell with an 8 hand cap obbylicks run on black deck

[knotty zodiac]

forced hc?

[ancient gyro]

missed a high scoring poker hand

twice

[wintry ice]

zzzzzz

[fringe nebula]

no chicot

where are you chicot

[compact gazelle]

@humble gulch safe for now

[terse dock]

up your butt you'd know it

[humble gulch]

I know...

[knotty zodiac]

did you hex varv 😮

[humble gulch]

I immolated him

[pallid galleon]

W trib carry

most op legendary

[compact gazelle]

rick: yo

[pallid galleon]

chic: oh

[humble gulch]

Where's. THAT. BEAN 😭

[fringe nebula]

CHICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[slow iris]

insane

[humble gulch]

Please die

[compact gazelle]

out
youre in danger

[knotty zodiac]

tick tock @compact quarry x)

[compact gazelle]

reported
!!!1!

[blazing lake]

I’m stuck on purple. I’ve tried all sorts of different combinations of jokers and it feels like I’m just cycling through runs on autopilot. Anyone have tips?

[humble gulch]

HE TOLD ME THE SAME

[compact gazelle]

yeah play pairs

[compact gazelle]

huh

[gentle lintel]

Play pairs

[knotty zodiac]

it's checkered, your deck is fixed already, try to get some blue seals and scale your jupiters way up

[fringe nebula]

yes, i told out "please die" as in "please lose the run"

i worded it very poorly

lmao

[pliant jewel]

i am politely requesting you to cease all bodily functions

[blazing lake]

Do pairs get better than flush even with the checkered deck?

[knotty zodiac]

pairs work fine on any deck

[gentle lintel]

Yeah, blue seals will work too. But pairs is agnostic

[pallid galleon]

have pairchuds ever considered that maybe other people don't want to play the most mind numbing, uninteractive strategy in the game

[round current]

they scale easier if that’s what you mean it’s less deck fixing and less joker reliant

[knotty zodiac]

besides maybe plasma

[round current]

but flushes feel more satisfying idk

pairs on plasma suck

[knotty zodiac]

gotta lean into the flushes, thats the whole flavor of checkered tho. unless you're streaking

[compact gazelle]

oh like you said the same thing before
i read it as you also saying "reported" to them and went "??? in dms ???"

[humble gulch]

Hmph

[compact gazelle]

:>

[gentle lintel]

That's fine, but if someone is asking for advice, playing pairs is generally sound advice

[round current]

flush five on checkered deck my beloved

[ancient gyro]

or vayn

[round current]

blackboard on checkered deck my beloved

[humble gulch]

Okayyy

[long oak]

Where can I find people to share code with and play multiplayer?

[round current]

constellation mentioned

[ancient gyro]

well that's unfortunate

[knotty zodiac]

omg it's a real race

gotta take it

[round current]

the order is saur good

[burnt topaz]

… I just had a bloodstone fail to proc on TEN HEARTS IN A ROW, THE ODDS OF THAT ARE 1 IN 1024

[compact gazelle]

yeah but just saying "play pairs" all the time is way easier

[slow iris]

fraudstone

[humble gulch]

Well, I died

[knotty zodiac]

taking seems pretty bad here normally since they have campfire alr and $11

[round current]

oh true i just really like the order

[long oak]

Where can I find people to share code with and play multiplayer?