🕹・game-discussion

[cloud sinew]

there arent many jokers that have horizontal "Joker"

[round current]

love the flash card

[fiery nymph]

i couldnt get flash

[dreamy creek]

dam if you were really unsure you could have just typed 16x2^(2x4)x2^6x(160+10x9) into your calculator

still gives you the same result as that set up

[humble gulch]

53 jokers left

[round current]

really awesome thanks

[void topaz]

well theres the chips too

[fiery nymph]

for what

[grizzled robin]

paraideloai

[dreamy creek]

the 160+10x9 accounts for the chips

[grizzled robin]

paradeiolia

[void topaz]

guh

[grizzled robin]

sock cola

and uh

[dreamy creek]

[round current]

sock and buskin diet cola and hmmm

[grizzled robin]

the white void

the last joker is white hole

[void topaz]

an iq too high

[round current]

acrobat idk

[cosmic maple]

Sock and cola idk the last

[dreamy creek]

an iq?

[fiery nymph]

parei cola and one of the million jokers with that format

[grizzled robin]

yuo’er***

[void topaz]

guh

[fiery nymph]

its acrobat

[pale wolf]

it can only be one joker

[fiery nymph]

its acro

[pale wolf]

definitely not acrobat lol

[fiery nymph]

AHHHHH

[grizzled robin]

green joker

i see some pixels

[dreamy creek]

we all know the joker is the joly joker fr

[fiery nymph]

CARD SHARK

[fiery nymph]

am i making a fool outta myself

YES

[grizzled robin]

a joker card in the game balatro

[glossy shard]

How can i beat "double or nothing" challenge?...

[grizzled robin]

i found it

[round current]

ohhhh

[cloud sinew]

holy shit

[grizzled robin]

ahhh

cards sharp

[cloud sinew]

yeah i just figured it out

[dreamy creek]

me when the card is sharp

[round current]

idk how i didn’t get card sharp i love him

[cloud sinew]

i was racking my brain

[void topaz]

bro why am i so bad at these

[fiery nymph]

it was the hoodie laces

ahhh

[void topaz]

sock and cola were easy enough but i never wouldve gotten sharp

[pale wolf]

if i were to make these again I'd have rectangles instead of weird blobs lol

[fiery nymph]

i got it guys

xd xd

[humble gulch]

Is it just card sharp?

[void topaz]

an iq too high

[fiery nymph]

answer key dropped

[grizzled robin]

zebra give us more

[pale wolf]

carp sharp 🍾

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[grizzled robin]

there is demand

[fiery nymph]

i know you CHEATING

[grizzled robin]

for the product

[fiery nymph]

im sorry 😓

[pale wolf]

i have no more for now

[fiery nymph]

😔

[pale wolf]

i runned out

[void topaz]

no your in the right here ive decieded

[grizzled robin]

ran*

thanks tho ts was fun

[void topaz]

i feel like i could make one or 2 pretty easily but were kinda running out of jokers

[true oar]

Is there a reason to take the blueprint here?

[void topaz]

i think i have run out is the best here

[humble gulch]

You ran me?

[void topaz]

guh

[pale wolf]

wait one more

[night turret]

So I sell the worst tarot Gen in the game

[grizzled robin]

true true

[night turret]

For the square right

[void topaz]

ooo i know

[round current]

wee joker

[humble gulch]

GLASS

Not really

[true oar]

Canio!!!

[grizzled robin]

or no

i ran out works

[night turret]

Jimbo

[fiery nymph]

misprint

[grizzled robin]

i have run out works too

[pale wolf]

the answer was jimbo joker!!!! idiots!!! nobody got it right!!!!

[grizzled robin]

in his context i ran out is right

[fiery nymph]

😭

[night turret]

Man it’s like I said it

[pale wolf]

you were the closest

[true oar]

Enriquee

[night turret]

Any thoughts to sell on here

I would rather square then the tarot

[humble gulch]

I thought it was rebate

[pale wolf]

me too

[grizzled robin]

youre on plasma

[pale wolf]

then i found the answer key

[grizzled robin]

square would take a lot of hands to get good

youre already on ante 3

[cosmic maple]

Bro I was gonna guess that, how did no one get it right? It's so easy

[grizzled robin]

get a better chip scorer

[pale wolf]

i guess they just are so so dumb 🥀 the worlds going down my dear providence

[cosmic maple]

I left to do something came back and saw it but once I scrolled down the answer was already here sadly 💔

[cloud sinew]

shouldve guessed it

[frank notch]

guess which joker this is

[pale wolf]

thats old 8ball

[cosmic maple]

Splash?

No..

Hmm

[versed sable]

astronomer?

[cloud sinew]

no it's 8ball

[frank notch]

lilo and zebra got it right

[pale wolf]

wow I'm impressed with myself

[cloud sinew]

that's cheating

[fiery nymph]

why did they change it

that looks so much better

[cloud sinew]

because it doesnt give planets anymore

[pale wolf]

bc its not planets anymore

[fiery nymph]

oh

[frank notch]

imo this looks better

[versed sable]

astronomer colors aren't that far off right?

[pale wolf]

uh rocket?

[humble gulch]

Rocket

[frank notch]

rocket

[cosmic maple]

I forgot the name of it, uhhh

[fiery nymph]

rakete

[frank notch]

i was gonna say supernova but noticed the sliver of red

[pale wolf]

its not satellite

[void topaz]

the red as too much lol

i was thinking about getting rid of it

[fiery nymph]

i still think it should be blue

[fiery nymph]

vagabond?

[pale wolf]

hes hitching a ride

[grizzled robin]

guess this

[cloud sinew]

it wouldn't make much sense for it's effect considering it was blue when it gave planets as the text colour for planets is blue, and it now gives tarot cards, and the text colour for tarot cards is purple

[fiery nymph]

yeah i get that

[grizzled robin]

ah i made it too easy

[humble gulch]

Is obviously trib

[fiery nymph]

stencil

[pale wolf]

pencil mania joker

[grizzled robin]

the left corner wasnt meant to be there

fuck

cropping mistake xd

[frank notch]

stencil

[fiery nymph]

i just like the color 😣

[grizzled robin]

yup its stencil

[fiery nymph]

and not every joker has to match the color of what it does

[grizzled robin]

silly boy it was obviously good old chicot

[fiery nymph]

but i understand the change

[frank notch]

what is this?

[fiery nymph]

constellation

[humble gulch]

Constella

tion

[dusk cedar]

Constellation?

[fiery nymph]

i got the name mixed fahh

[frank notch]

its constellation

[humble gulch]

Supernova

[fiery nymph]

supernova is only 1 star

right?

[grizzled robin]

next one

[frank notch]

dusk

[fiery nymph]

dusk

[grizzled robin]

ok yea

theres no other cards with that color pattern

[frank notch]

one color >:3

[heady fable]

That's a cactus

[heady fable]

That's a joker I think

[frank notch]

it is

[night turret]

Honestly it’s still early game

[frank notch]

but which one is the question

[frank notch]

chad

[night turret]

And I don’t have any other chip scorers

[heady fable]

One of them

[fiery nymph]

blue joker?

[grizzled robin]

might be a bit of a harder one now

[night turret]

Is it perkeo?

[cloud sinew]

there are a bunch that have that colour

[night turret]

Driving license

[heady fable]

Baron

[frank notch]

its neither perkeo or bluejoker

[fiery nymph]

😔

[frank notch]

gradient?

[fiery nymph]

i still dont know 💔

[humble gulch]

Perkeo

[fiery nymph]

it isnt

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[frank notch]

i said its not perkeo

[cloud sinew]

still multiple

[fiery nymph]

silly goose

[frank notch]

he doesnt have a gradient

[dusk cedar]

Gluttonous joker?

[fiery nymph]

onyx agate?

maybe too blue

arrowhead

[frank notch]

nobody has guessed right

[true oar]

Baseball

Bärbel

Bassball man

[frank notch]

its baseballcard

[grizzled robin]

last one, this one shouldnt be easy

[true oar]

1.5x mult

[fiery nymph]

whatt

[frank notch]

obelisk

[dusk cedar]

Cloud 9

[fiery nymph]

obelisk

[grizzled robin]

well done wow

[fiery nymph]

its the only one with the shine

[heady fable]

Obelisk

[grizzled robin]

yup

[royal bobcat]

eeeeermmm chat whats the suit order again

[fiery nymph]

its the same as your deck

[frank notch]

shcd

[humble gulch]

Spades, hearts, clubs, diamonds

[royal bobcat]

thats bad

[cloud sinew]

spade, heart, club, diamond

[royal bobcat]

i cant guess then

[heady fable]

You have one queen

[royal bobcat]

maybe i have none

[cloud sinew]

?

you can't know that

[frank notch]

that isnt guaranteed

[royal bobcat]

what if i have a diamond jack, a club king and a club jack

[void topaz]

what joker is this about

[frank notch]

for all you know zephyr could have 4 queens

[versed sable]

i remember the word "shocked" (SHoCkeD) to remember suit order lol

[heady fable]

I forgot clubs existed

[grizzled robin]

tarot edition

[humble gulch]

Yorick

[void topaz]

gosh i wonder

[void topaz]

nuh

[royal bobcat]

i mayhaps should've rerolled for another scoring joker

[frank notch]

no, the card counter is gray

[royal bobcat]

i may be throwing again

hmmmmmm

[humble gulch]

License

[frank notch]

its license

[void topaz]

yuh

[humble gulch]

[grizzled robin]

wanna be MY lover

[frank notch]

out beat me to it

[grizzled robin]

instead

am i muted or smth 🥹

[royal bobcat]

im doomed to never streak because i want to have fun methinks

[fiery nymph]

pro 🥹

[cloud sinew]

i think you play the 6+6+5+2 and then see if any of them trigger +13, if not you know you have 4 non-queen faces in hand

[frank notch]

tag time

[fiery nymph]

tag?????

[royal bobcat]

yeah thats what i was gonna do ure right

[humble gulch]

Orbital

[void topaz]

can yall see anything

ts is just white

[frank notch]

that one was too small

[royal bobcat]

i had a queen

on the left

[void topaz]

oh its foil

[humble gulch]

Holo

[void topaz]

oh yeah or that

[fiery nymph]

holo

[royal bobcat]

we live

[void topaz]

whats the foil one look like

[fiery nymph]

i actually use this skip

[unborn cliff]

interesting

[void topaz]

GUH

[fiery nymph]

its circles

[void topaz]

o

[unborn cliff]

yorick

[royal bobcat]

OKAY IM GONNA NEED SOMETHING ELSE GAME

[cloud sinew]

valid time to be taking an arcana

[viral raft]

BIG 🔥

[paper apex]

yoooooo wsp guys

[tardy spade]

Did localthunk intend for blocking to be used strategically?

[frank notch]

spectral

[unborn cliff]

if it was gs maybe

[viral raft]

Hi totoro

[paper apex]

what do i even do here

[unborn cliff]

yorick is 10 dollars temperance rn #LOWKEY

[paper apex]

i want to get to e14

[viral raft]

oh...it's white stake

[grizzled robin]

check the jumbo

[paper apex]

what am i even looking for tho???

[viral raft]

mmmm maybe search for another retrigger?

[paper apex]

like sock??

[viral raft]

and also use brainstorm to photochad

[grizzled robin]

sock or something to replace stone card since youre playing facecards

[paper apex]

yeah

[viral raft]

yeah or Blueprint

[grizzled robin]

its 6 dollars why wouldnt you check inside xd

[paper apex]

i need some deck fixing too

[void topaz]

what is this

[humble gulch]

Familiar

[paper apex]

ig i could take smiley over stone

[frank notch]

wow good job

[dreamy creek]

hey guys i tried derriving the formula for photo chad score by hand now you guys can refer to this when photo chading

[royal bobcat]

yeah i think im dead

theres no way i live ts

[dreamy creek]

if i made a mistake it's because ooga booga hand math hard

[paper apex]

yo thats pretty cool

[fiery nymph]

💀

[pale wolf]

I'm making a few more quizzy pics

[dreamy creek]

tis quite shrimple to use in a real game

[royal bobcat]

im cooked

[paper apex]

are you on microsoft whiteboard

[void topaz]

at this point just download balatro multiaplyer for the thing

[frank notch]

this you?

[dreamy creek]

no bro that's dr spectred

[paper apex]

yeah the score preview

[paper apex]

son im crine

[dreamy creek]

yes i play balatro with a calculator next to me how could you tell

[royal bobcat]

im not even gonna try

[void topaz]

its just your thing but faster

[grizzled robin]

did you account for if either of photo or chad has an edition

[paper apex]

sad

[dreamy creek]

just.. multiuply 1.5x at the end of everything

for each polychrome

[grizzled robin]

thought so. B- failed formula do better

jk

[dreamy creek]

😭

[humble gulch]

No idea

[paper apex]

now do one for baron mime steel red seal things

[dreamy creek]

ngl it wouldnt be hard to incorperate edditions

its just really unecesarry for more variables

[grizzled robin]

yes very

i thought so aswell

[void topaz]

does this help

[dreamy creek]

dam bro E

[cloud sinew]

you added more variables than necessary anyway

[fiery nymph]

is it a joker?

[void topaz]

nuh

[fiery nymph]

tarot

[void topaz]

nuh

[fiery nymph]

what is it

[paper apex]

the boss blind

[quaint stag]

pillar

[void topaz]

yuh

[fiery nymph]

oh

[paper apex]

that bans previous cards played

[fiery nymph]

boss

[dreamy creek]

true dat , but like i wanted to seperate the first king from the next 4 kings

[quaint stag]

i hate the pillar.

[paper apex]

in the ante

[dreamy creek]

which resulted in more variables

[royal bobcat]

well thats 2 dollars profit

[paper apex]

just skip all the blinds

[humble gulch]

Is the fucking pillar?

[quaint stag]

my hatred of the pillar runs deep

[void topaz]

you could hold it

[quaint stag]

no thats a terrible idea

[paper apex]

nah

[quaint stag]

you lose value and money

[void topaz]

maybe mail in rebate shows up

[royal bobcat]

no i make money

[void topaz]

but like

you could make more money

[cloud sinew]

what about debuffs 😎 chad will retrigger the first card if it's debuffed but photograph's mult won't trigger if it's debuffed, it'll instead trigger on the next face scored

[void topaz]

or you could have 2 stencils

[grizzled robin]

just hold it i think so too

[void topaz]

or 2 ancients

[quaint stag]

the best way to beat pillar is to just remember what your cards played are but that gets annoying because theres a chance you dont pull the same used cards and you debuff more cards

[void topaz]

oh real

i thought it just wouldnt trigger

[royal bobcat]

strush???

bleh

[humble gulch]

(Dies)

[royal bobcat]

idk gang

[royal bobcat]

fuck it we ball

[void topaz]

whats this

[royal bobcat]

feels like cheating icl

[paper apex]

nebula

[dreamy creek]

nebula deck

[paper apex]

I BEAT YOUUU

[void topaz]

nuh

[paper apex]

planet guy

[void topaz]

astronomer?

nuh

[paper apex]

yo idk

[viral raft]

Nebula

[void topaz]

dawg

[dreamy creek]

ok what's this joker (very zoomed in)

[cloud sinew]

[chad] "first played card used in scoring"
[photograph] "first played... when scored"

[paper apex]

is the image just grey

[void topaz]

bruh

[dreamy creek]

its very zoomed in

[quaint stag]

greyoker

[viral raft]

lmao...mmm Jimbo!

[void topaz]

stone joker

marbe joker

[quaint stag]

greys all over your cards

[paper apex]

ohhhhh

real

[void topaz]

i feel like you guys can get this

[viral raft]

it's jimbo

[grizzled robin]

oh

[viral raft]

trust me

[grizzled robin]

yes we can

observatory

right?

[void topaz]

yuhhh

[royal bobcat]

okay i hate this game actually

[cloud sinew]

oh

this is marble joker

[dreamy creek]

no no no no its actually hiker there's exactlly one pixel with this shade of grey

[grizzled robin]

thiought so

[void topaz]

yeah i thought that too i didnt get an yuh or nuh though

[humble gulch]

Observatory

[void topaz]

bro

[humble gulch]

FUCK, I OPENED BALATRO AND TOOK SO LONG

💔

[cloud sinew]

then your question was silly because i had to guess

[dense atlas]

this seed man

[warm vector]

I got blue print brainstorm and yorick in ante 3

[compact gazelle]

how’d you edit and still misspell exactly with an extra l

[indigo mesa]

bro

[royal bobcat]

chat do i try shoot the moon a second time

[cloud sinew]

negative oops

[royal bobcat]

no i dont

[void topaz]

nice

[royal bobcat]

because i hate shoot the moon

[void topaz]

i guess theres not much else that shade of purple

[cloud sinew]

there is

[indigo mesa]

BRO

[void topaz]

not much though

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[cloud sinew]

it's just that i've spent a lot of time looking at negative jokers as I had a bounty which was how much i liked their negative card arts

[quaint stag]

gg if you find a decent consumable to copy

[indigo mesa]

anaglyph deck naneinf 🙏

[compact gazelle]

bounty?

[quaint stag]

either planets or deck fixing

[serene forge]

(pb:4)

[weary whale]

Would it be stupid to get rid of blue joker for gluttonous joker?

[royal bobcat]

this joke wasn't funny the first time

but I think by the 11th time i get it

[serene forge]

i would not do that

[compact gazelle]

without seeing the image: probably yeah?

blue is way more consistent

[south path]

i mean i wouldnt other then hanging chad you dont have any chips jokers

[quaint stag]

you already have onyx theres no point taking the eternal

[compact gazelle]

ok yeah definitely don’t take gluttonous there

[cloud sinew]

9 have that shade

[serene forge]

try using square joker with stm

[void topaz]

guH?

[weary whale]

Ok just wanted to see your opinions

I just think it’d be a bit funny having both

[quaint stag]

with the bstorm + holo chaos + onyx you should be fine with scoring

[void topaz]

xmult soon hopefully

[indigo mesa]

no fucking way

[indigo mesa]

why couldnt this shit happen on gold stake

[quaint stag]

banger

[indigo mesa]

or white plasma

[void topaz]

guh

[compact gazelle]

are they all in the negative form or does a joker art actually have the invert of that green

[quaint stag]

chigoat its your time

[royal bobcat]

i dont think im keeping wee

he doesnt do shit

[compact gazelle]

and are you referring to the oa6 bg hex or dot hex

[void topaz]

i mena

if you scale it

itll do something

[indigo mesa]

i guess we hanging feces now

[royal bobcat]

my goal is too get a gazillion queens

[void topaz]

WHAT

[serene forge]

bro

[royal bobcat]

im never copying twos

[quaint stag]

hang the two then use fool to copy hanging

[cloud sinew]

i used to do monthly "bounties"; how i ranked them was hidden, and the winner was the person who guessed how i ranked them.
here are 2 examples

[junior horizon]

What do we think of these jokers

[royal bobcat]

id be lucky if wee is at 40 by the end of the run

[hidden lance]

yeah whatever

[indigo mesa]

silly you i optimized this to get death so my canio is at 3x and i still have another hanging

[serene forge]

i'm starting to think you just hate every chip joker

[royal bobcat]

and i think im blocking you

[compact gazelle]

i see
so it’s like guess the tier list videos on youtube

[quaint stag]

how the fuck does this happen

[cloud sinew]

the prize was a copy of balatro, or any game/DLC that was <= the cost of balatro on that platform

[junior horizon]

Yall need go calm down lmao

[hidden lance]

immolate

[junior horizon]

Go drink water

[void topaz]

why omen globe?

im always happy to see omen globe

[indigo mesa]

forgot to copy perkeo wee

[quaint stag]

bro lit the whole deck on fire im crying

[void topaz]

bros on the arsonist deck

[quaint stag]

drspectred too close to the sun

[cloud sinew]

ranked based on "how much I think they need changing, ranked from least to worst, S being least"

as it says in the image

[royal bobcat]

chat why is the bottom of my pack not cropped correctly

[void topaz]

yeah why do you wanna change it

[serene forge]

because you sold wee joker

[cursive crater]

misprint is in it

[cloud sinew]

lemme think

[hidden lance]

it could have been a pretty good speedrun seed, ante 2 perkeo and then i got wraith which gave me a blueprint and a baron in 4 tries and immolate

[quaint stag]

selling wee is insane work because if you were to go for queens and 2s you'd have cards to play and maximise chips at the same time

[void topaz]

dont like think for the goal of countering it

idk if you were going to but like some people would

[cloud sinew]

it doesn't fit being tier 2 of crystal ball

[serene forge]

they went on a rant like 2 weeks ago about how square joker is awful i think they just hate chip jokers

[void topaz]

oo

actually yeah

[quaint stag]

wee joker is literally the best chips joker in the game absolutely wild take

[cloud sinew]

it's effect doesn't really relate to crystal ball's at all

[void topaz]

why isnt it just another consumable slot

[hidden lance]

RVUNEID5 here if someone wants it

[void topaz]

is 4 where he crosses the line

[indigo mesa]

wait is there a world where i try to crimson bean this for naneinf 😭

[royal bobcat]

i just dont see in what world im getting as many queens as possible and playing 2s consistently enough for wee to be relevant

[indigo mesa]

double tags could also hit juggle tag

[serene forge]

especially for a card like stm which absolutely benefits a ton from having chips

[royal bobcat]

i dont know what theyre telling you but i never said wee was bad

[quaint stag]

deaths + strengths

also you'd have to play non queen cards to get stm value regardless

[serene forge]

you play it like runner in this scenario

[frank notch]

queens and 2s are 3 strengths away

[serene forge]

just play your 2s when you can and accumulate chips

[royal bobcat]

what law of the universe forbids me from playing queens exactly

[serene forge]

not that complicated

[compact gazelle]

2s are a good secondary rank to queens here since kings and aces are hardest to raise back around
without wee you’d be left using death for those

and wee joker is
well
good

[void topaz]

tbf wee is propably going soon on this tbf if he can get blue seals

any xmult is propably gonna mog it soon enough

[serene forge]

they have 3 open slots

[ancient gyro]

sup

[serene forge]

there was no reason to sell that

[royal bobcat]

wee has little value to this build since i have econ from parking allowing me to get planets

[void topaz]

guh??

[serene forge]

you can see the image

[hidden lance]

wee shouldnt be the focus on a build, chips never should be unless your on plasma

[royal bobcat]

i genuinely do not understand why y'all are so hell bent on me taking wee

[serene forge]

they're in ante 2 with stm parking

[serene forge]

(pb:4)

[void topaz]

chips hard early game

[royal bobcat]

wee being a good joker doesnt me i HAVE to take it

[royal bobcat]

foil parking is plenty chips

[void topaz]

you dont HAVE to take anything

[ancient gyro]

ok you got my attention what are we talking about

[compact gazelle]

all of zero people have said to make it the primary focus

[void topaz]

its jsut helpful

[void topaz]

50

[compact gazelle]

(image unrelated) ?

[quaint stag]

stm benefits a lot from chips because holding queens in your hands means you're playing smaller hands by default so having the wee scaling helps

[void topaz]

your score goes from 10k to 20k if you get another 50 btw

[serene forge]

dude sold wee joker in ante 2 while having stm and blocked me when i mentioned the fact that it feels like maybe he just doesn't like chip jokers

[ancient gyro]

sry i just got on after the most turned off run

[hidden lance]

its kinda funny to see some jokers i won with when getting to goldstake and never touching again. like yeah hiker did win me that run on blue stake

[ancient gyro]

genius

[compact gazelle]

:3

[cloud sinew]

what were the other options

[serene forge]

it's also the rental square joker guy

[frank notch]

somehow i staked michael on ORANGE stake

[serene forge]

if you remember that

[royal bobcat]

wee

[cloud sinew]

i mean other than wee, i'm assuming this was in the buffoon pack you posted unless you just didnt post an image of what youre talking about

[void topaz]

hiker feels really ass unless you see your whole deck idk i just never pick it up

[compact gazelle]

foil parking: +50
a badly scaled wee joker: +3-400

[ancient gyro]

as if I can remember anything recently in this chat

[void topaz]

FOUR HUNDRED

[cloud sinew]

what if...

[cloud sinew]

what if hiker affected the base chips of that rank, not that playing card

[ancient gyro]

um

[compact gazelle]

what about rental square

[quaint stag]

that 8 per 2 played is not a joke especially with retriggers

[void topaz]

i would like that yeah

[hardy jackal]

What would change in balatro if you were able to eat the cards

[quaint stag]

shit scales violently

[quaint stag]

yum yum paper

[void topaz]

yeah but then like

thats a good scaled

not a badly scaled

[royal bobcat]

i ripped a judgement and got a wee from it

i decided to sell the wee for interest instead of keeping it

[ancient gyro]

A/10 buff 🗣️

[compact gazelle]

wee joker hanging chad is already disgusting
hack notwithstanding

[quaint stag]

a badly scaled wee is still the best chips option in the entire game

[cloud sinew]

i would actually love if hiker was the base chips of that rank rather than a particular playing card

[hardy jackal]

I'll show you a badly scaled wee

[hidden lance]

i just hate how it ticks after every 2

[quaint stag]

weeless

[void topaz]

theres just not that many runs where im seeing the same playing card over and over

[pale wolf]

okay i have an easy one

[ancient gyro]

how would stones work

[void topaz]

wtf

[cloud sinew]

they don't

they have no rank

[ancient gyro]

wh

🥀

buff stone to 51

chips

[void topaz]

buff stone to add the ranks chips onto it

[quaint stag]

in the absolute worst case scenario where you play 1 two every round and dont skip thats still 192 chips

[cloud sinew]

make stones be +50 rather than having flat 50 so that you can tell* what rank is underneath

[cloud sinew]

that's assuming you have wee for 24 rounds within a8

[void topaz]

i think thats the same thing i said but like said differently

[cloud sinew]

which is impossible without heiro/petro

[ocean plover]

this is gonna be goofy as fuck

[quaint stag]

real ones take the wee ante 1 round 1

[pale wolf]

i dont see an issue with hikers design philosophy and would be v sad to see it changed instead of just numbers adjusted

[hidden lance]

i think the wee should be smaller

[pale wolf]

make a new joker for that if you want

[void topaz]

lowkey another card selection limit is like

ass

[serene forge]

a while back that guy lost a winstreak game, they died because their only joker was poly pants in ante 6, so i looked at that seed and they somehow managed to miss a blue seal, a sly joker, a rental square joker among other things

they really took offense to me suggesting rental square

[void topaz]

jokers are the reason an extra card selection limit would be strong

[royal bobcat]

i love bottom decking

[ocean plover]

fr what am i gonna do 2 triplets?

ig more discards

[void topaz]

its littearly just

an extra 10 chips or whatever

[ocean plover]

flush 6

6 of a kind

[hidden lance]

theres a joke here somewhere im too tired to make

[void topaz]

oh wow another 10 chips cause i played another king so awesome

[cloud sinew]

zephyr

i am going to streak ghost with you

[quaint stag]

just realised

is there no way to discard cards for + mult? might make a funny joker idea

[royal bobcat]

what for

[quaint stag]

like castle but semi usable

[pale wolf]

burnt

[cloud sinew]

competition

[hidden lance]

ngl i havent played anything other than ghost deck in like 2 months

[royal bobcat]

you're competing against someone who sucks

[serene forge]

5 queens after 4 antes hmmmmm

[compact gazelle]

their chips was two planet cards and their econ was hopes and dreams 💔

[cloud sinew]

i also suck, i just used to not

[royal bobcat]

if your goal is to humiliate me go ahead

but im not participating

[cloud sinew]

the best streak ive gotten in the past 20 runs is 2

[hidden lance]

its just the most convenient deck ngl

[pale wolf]

wtf lilo

[cloud sinew]

which is the minimum to really be a streak lol

[compact gazelle]

you have an incredible
5 queens?

[pale wolf]

are you high

[keen night]

Should i buy photo here or no?

[void topaz]

W

[void topaz]

hmmm

[serene forge]

sell bloodstone

[void topaz]

so true

[pale wolf]

1 streaking 🔥

[quaint stag]

does that count as just straight up + mult? i would have thought it wouldnt because its card levels

[royal bobcat]

why are you hell bent on ragebaiting me exactly

[cloud sinew]

tbf i havent been on my ADHD meds in a while, just started them again so maybe i'll actually do well

[ocean plover]

im just playing to see what kind of goofy ass move i can pull off
also 3 joker slots is crazxy

[pale wolf]

close enough for me

[pale wolf]

im trying to get mine

[void topaz]

i need to get to gold stake on ghost on this profile i keep forgoring

[pale wolf]

after years

[cloud sinew]

never too late

[pale wolf]

they dont want to give adderall out

🦓

[quaint stag]

dungeon where instead of +3 chips per suit discarded its +0.5 mult

[compact gazelle]

three pair and straighter are the best builds here :3

[ancient gyro]

im waiting for someone to do a bounty I proposed in chat with a black deck aj run and wanna see if he can finish it in 30 minutes with my seed

[ocean plover]

broo theres no duo trio?

[quaint stag]

oof good luck it took me years to get my meds

[cloud sinew]

Manor

[royal bobcat]

eternal half joker is probably a take isnt it

[pale wolf]

fractional +mult is cursed

[quaint stag]

i literally just started them 4 weeks ago

[hardy jackal]

stone cards are so ass except when you have a very niche joker build that makes stone cards somewhat useful

[royal bobcat]

i dont see a world in which i dont take half

[ancient gyro]

what

[cloud sinew]

i take half here

[serene forge]

[pale wolf]

stone cards are meh but tower is okay

[ocean plover]

THREE PAIR?

[quaint stag]

someone just got claimed

[hardy jackal]

you heard me

[royal bobcat]

atp learn how to read

[cloud sinew]

half guarantees pair scaling from blue seal

at least for 1 round

[serene forge]

why are you talking to me

[royal bobcat]

more than one

[random lark]

why would @pale wolf say something so despicable and comically evil

[royal bobcat]

imo

[compact gazelle]

because I arrived and felt like you deserved it the most out of everyone here

[quaint stag]

the bot removing channel always freaks me out like one day i feel like im accidentally gonna unconciously message there

[ocean plover]

3 pairs dont exist you lied to me

[paper apex]

yeah me too

[ancient gyro]

they didn't know that I pressed the button

[cloud sinew]

card sleeves mod doesnt add more poker hand types

[ocean plover]

oh

is there a mod that does

[cloud sinew]

there are lots yes

[ocean plover]

ah

can you give me some?

[ancient gyro]

i want to propose nitro bounties to white stake opinionated players more in here wdyt

[ocean plover]

(names i dont want the files)

[royal bobcat]

what card do i put the blue seal on

[cloud sinew]

u should propose a nitro bounty to me except you dont give me nitro because fuck discord /gen

[paper apex]

i always thought it was weird that theres no joker to add to max size of hand played

[quaint stag]

whatever card you're not gonna play

[royal bobcat]

so none of them gotcha

[ancient gyro]

black suits/queens/8/9/A

[royal bobcat]

black suits is right

[acoustic flare]

what do i sell here for braintstorm im going plasma decka and high card

[cloud sinew]

you want to put blue seal on a good card as it means you are copying a card which is useful for multiple reasons

[pale wolf]

first player in here to 10 streak recorded gets 1 trillion dollars

[royal bobcat]

ure so real for that

[humble gulch]

Get E in gold stake unseeded

🗣️

[royal bobcat]

idk why i didnt think of that myself

[quaint stag]

oh mb i thought he was still doing stm queens

[serene forge]

i always hate when i open a standard pack and there's a blue seal but it's on a heart

[compact gazelle]

i lied indeed
it’s because there isn’t built in compatibility for custom hands with your mods
you’d need to set that up yourself

[cloud sinew]

damn

i could do this

[royal bobcat]

MIDAS MASK??

okay

[ocean plover]

fuh idk how to code

[pale wolf]

all it takes is 10 wins and you could buy a country

[humble gulch]

Like, full recording?

[cloud sinew]

i could solve world hunger

[ocean plover]

so this is litterally +2 hand size -1 hand

[compact gazelle]

highest priestess comes to mind for adding like a thousand of them

[pale wolf]

yea

[cloud sinew]

i could buy Playstack

[ocean plover]

aight thanks

[ancient gyro]

i was gonna give someone this flush run bounty to finish in 30 minutes

black deck gs, copy jokers banned, no mods, no save scumming

[royal bobcat]

level 4 pair hmmm

[serene forge]

average roffle viewer

[compact gazelle]

don’t need to code sorry
i meant “do it yourself” as in find another mod and add that

[cloud sinew]

30 minutes in one run or like

30 minutes as many attempts as u can

[ocean plover]

ah ok

[ancient gyro]

30 minutes to get a win

[quaint stag]

does negative invis make the copied card negative or no

[cloud sinew]

no

[royal bobcat]

midas is so fucking good 😭

[quaint stag]

so its just a dud take

[paper apex]

i dont realy like watching roffle

[quaint stag]

?

[royal bobcat]

thats 15 dollars worth of gold cards

[ancient gyro]

idk how fast they play so I just timed my last run and did that as the timer

[fiery nymph]

💔

[indigo mesa]

thats a lot of vouchers (i decided not to play endless lmao)

[cloud sinew]

if youre at 6/6 with invis, you go to 6/5 after it copies

[royal bobcat]

make it 21 dollars

[quaint stag]

never seen that before lmao

[fiery nymph]

im gonna be real i never liked roffle

[quaint stag]

damn

[fiery nymph]

his content isnt good

[cloud sinew]

it's one of two ways to get over your max joker slots in vanilla

[paper apex]

yeah hes just sarcastic idk

[fiery nymph]

doc is soooo much better

[cloud sinew]

3 actually

[quaint stag]

whats the other ways

[compact gazelle]

one is typecast

[cloud sinew]

debuffed negative bug, and typecast

[paper apex]

and i got timed out in his twitch chat for asking why youtube chat was sub only

like pay money only

[indigo mesa]

oh i missed the seed, ill die rq because yk obligatory double legendary seed reveal

[compact gazelle]

is this a crimson heart thing or

[weary whale]

Winning a blue deck with only 11 hands

[quaint stag]

whats debuff neg

[paper apex]

i did it in 8 once ong

[compact gazelle]

perishable?

idk

[ancient gyro]

dagger/negative/riff raff

[quaint stag]

i dont mind roffle i do feel like he comes off as unneccessarily mean at times though

[weary whale]

I could’ve easily done it but I decided to do the wise thing

[quaint stag]

like yeah his chats dumb but like chill out

[royal bobcat]

devious ahh spectral pack

[serene forge]

once you get more experienced he becomes less and less interesting

[paper apex]

ankh the rocket

[serene forge]

i don't know why he plays endless on gold stake tbh

[fiery nymph]

its white stake slop

[serene forge]

that's just making it harder for himself

[ocean plover]

who is making these

[royal bobcat]

if the game wants me to

[tepid forge]

flush is the only hand i know.

[serene forge]

his audience won't care at all

[paper apex]

just tell it to

[cloud sinew]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1351337009188175973

[royal bobcat]

okay

[fiery nymph]

his audience doesnt have gold stake unlocked

[royal bobcat]

game, ankh rocket

[serene forge]

hex

[paper apex]

yeah

[weary whale]

I mean I think you can still hex the half joker without either one being destroyed

[quaint stag]

interesting

[paper apex]

just like that

[royal bobcat]

oh thank you

[compact gazelle]

berry cool

[paper apex]

yeah but whats the fun in that

[royal bobcat]

sometimes asking just works

[serene forge]

oh it was a mega

[paper apex]

ankh ankh ankh

YEAHHH

[compact gazelle]

does it also work with crimson still

[indigo mesa]

seed

[ancient gyro]

he's played one card game for the majority of the last decade, idt he has it in him to be chill on his own accord without getting violent

[compact gazelle]

or is that a no again

[cloud sinew]

can you explain

[cloud sinew]

i have no idea

[royal bobcat]

r we talking about roffle?

[pale wolf]

rawful

[quaint stag]

dr spectre's videos are just more relaxing to watch

[serene forge]

i feel like you can tell a lot of the time roffle is just

not having fun

[humble gulch]

Let's get 0/0 jokers in white stake

[fiery nymph]

this happened to me when i was tryna get stickers, it sucked

[serene forge]

he's only doing it since it's his job now

[royal bobcat]

children yearn for the pair mines

[serene forge]

it's a stark contrast from his older videos

[quaint stag]

i think its roffles voice tbh dr spectre isn't very animated and i think that's why i watch most of his videos to the end

[serene forge]

which is to be expected but it's still kinda sad

[quaint stag]

doc could do asmr and id willingly tune in

[fiery nymph]

i think the same thing is happening with doc

[humble gulch]

What is this shit

[cloud sinew]

stop posting modded content here please, that's what the modded channels are for #⚙・modding-general

[compact gazelle]

poker hands mod

[ocean plover]

mb sorry

[cloud sinew]

no worries

[quaint stag]

the majoirty of people just skip to the end of his videos after watching the thumbnail part of the video

[royal bobcat]

third time the game gave me raw mercury in the shop

[ancient gyro]

use a dagger to kill a negative when joker slots are at 5/6, riff raff will check remaining joker slots after dagger but before total joker slots are updated so riff raff would overflow joker slots to 6/5

[compact gazelle]

it’s ok
as long as you don’t get combative when you make an honest mistake nobody should take issue :3

[brave fox]

Ah the joys of spring

[royal bobcat]

do i

[abstract oyster]

I think no one expect been (wich make only modded balatro) is having "fun", just waiting for the uptade

[royal bobcat]

(the answer is yes)

[quaint stag]

money maxxing time 🤑

[royal bobcat]

its not good

its not optimal

but i dont care

[pale wolf]

i would but yea

[paper apex]

idk dr spectred is pretty long winded

[royal bobcat]

its silly

[paper apex]

like im not watching a 3 hour video

[cloud sinew]

arent you streaking

[humble gulch]

That's my video :3

[compact gazelle]

optimal vs too funny to turn down

[quaint stag]

thats whats nice about it though i like watching the longer explainations

[humble gulch]

I love three hours long videos

[royal bobcat]

okay but if i have to turn down fun then what am i playing for

[void topaz]

damn invis hit the wrong one

i was hoping invis would hit const or blueprint

[ancient gyro]

red pill or blue pill

[abstract oyster]

I mean that's a lot of chips

[royal bobcat]

also im at 0 streak rn

so like

i might as well

[quaint stag]

my attention span is kinda ass but i like longer yt videos

[ancient gyro]

i choose two options

two

[quaint stag]

minimal editing is neat

[royal bobcat]

exactly ts hilarious

[serene forge]

blue pill

[royal bobcat]

nasa build

[compact gazelle]

what are the options

[quaint stag]

banger

[royal bobcat]

i would say spaceX but my run is actually profitable

:3

[cloud sinew]

hello joker

[compact gazelle]

here win

[royal bobcat]

lilo is actually streaking ghost 2

[void topaz]

i think card sharps better? maybe

[royal bobcat]

alright my only personality trait is gone

[keen night]

Ok what about now

[cloud sinew]

hello blue seal and grabber

[humble gulch]

Not really

[pale wolf]

spacex is quite profitable

[void topaz]

level

[pale wolf]

lol

[compact gazelle]

both of you are getting a max streak of 2 today :>

[royal bobcat]

lol

oh no my personality trait is losing nvm

i get to keep that

[ancient gyro]

here

pick your pilled run

[compact gazelle]

it’s almost like auctioning things that ought not to be commercialized off to the highest bidder will return a lot of money from a lot of questionable people

[cloud sinew]

i can only find information about their revenue, not profits (theres a lot about spacex BEING profitable, but not showing HOW it's profitable numerically)

[royal bobcat]

giggle

giggling and kicking my feet type run

[pallid galleon]

well this makes things better

[royal bobcat]

PERISHABLE BLACKBOARD NOOOO

now im sad

[paper apex]

shame

[royal bobcat]

i hate orange stake

[paper apex]

i just dont like playing gold stake i have decided

it is more fun to play really long white stake runs casually

[terse dock]

Just fullskip trust

[compact gazelle]

now taking bets: are they losing money and falsifying records

[frank notch]

ive never even heard of spacex doing any space things

[paper apex]

idk i dont think elon musk is that bad

[terse dock]

SpaceX more like

[quaint stag]

a company ran by elon losing money????????? preposturous

[terse dock]

LaceX

[compact gazelle]

they do space flights for billionaires with inflated egos

[pale wolf]

i dont think spacex needs to be attacked just bc it's owned by elon musk, they're the main ones in the west innovating cheaper space travel

[wintry ice]

lace like skong

[ancient gyro]

im having the time of my life

[frank notch]

do the billionares just go on the rockets???

[quaint stag]

who would have thought the man shaped like a sat on whoopie cushion is bleeding money

[pale wolf]

nasa isnt doing nearly as much

[paper apex]

artemis 2 mission

[compact gazelle]

im not attacking them because its run by the guy
im attacking them because selling out science is wrong

[pale wolf]

yea, thats their big thing rn but it isnt an innovation its just a return

[frank notch]

i found this article: https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/spacex-generated-about-8-billion-profit-last-year-ahead-ipo-sources-say-2026-01-30/

[paper apex]

idk i think people have been doing that for a while

look at vaccine companies etc

[compact gazelle]

oh always
it doesn’t make it any more right

[terse dock]

it's wrong it isnt that it it isnt being done

[paper apex]

true

[keen night]

My best lucky cat

[paper apex]

oh nice

[cloud sinew]

"two people familiar with the company's results said"
VERY trustworthy source

[terse dock]

my source is that I made it the fuck up

[frank notch]

true, i did not read the article at all

i just went by the headline

[ancient gyro]

source.com

[cloud sinew]

L

[compact gazelle]

musk used to innovate
now there’s nothing he can do that fifty startups in china aren’t already doing, and one of those fifty is gonna succeed

[royal bobcat]

rip

[cloud sinew]

lets not get it twisted, musk pretty much doesn't do anything.
being a CEO pretty just means you tell people what to do, you aren't really doing anything yourself.

[paper apex]

ehhh idk i think its a pretty important role in a company

[compact gazelle]

true
maybe the better wording was his companies used to innovate

[pale wolf]

he's providing the money for the innovation to happen and only minorly screwing with it

[royal bobcat]

elon doesnt make cars

he pays people to make cars

he doesnt make rockets

he pays people to make rockets

[frank notch]

doing the bare minimum and taking a ton of money

there should be a global money cap

[terse dock]

I make big mac

[frank notch]

say, 1 billion usd

[paper apex]

sheesh idk about that

[royal bobcat]

and thats exactly the problem. if elon musk doesnt want something to be researched, then it's not researched because it's not getting money

[frank notch]

nobody needs more than a billion

[amber sorrel]

rip the glorious economy

[frank notch]

money cap as in per person

[terse dock]

I do

[regal wasp]

why is she telling the truth 🧐

[terse dock]

I need money to wipe my nose with

[royal bobcat]

billionaires would only invest in cancer treatments if they're profitable

never forget that

[paper apex]

you start putting limits on the amount peeople can make there would be a lot less innovation/societal progression

[frank notch]

i didnt think about that

[cloud sinew]

source?

[terse dock]

Things im gonna do when I get rich

• let the money change me

[paper apex]

less motivation

[cloud sinew]

that's not a source

[paper apex]

ok whatever its an opionion

[compact gazelle]

surely there’s a middle ground between corrupt communism and corrupt capitalism that still encourages progress for gain but doesn’t let american capitalism (TM) happen

[paper apex]

the source is my head

[frank notch]

the other money could go back into the general economy

or like charity to help people

[royal bobcat]

do you know how many things you're currently using that weren't made by private investors gurgling gazillions of dollars?

pretty much everything

[cloud sinew]

General Economy 🫡

[paper apex]

and which country gets that

[royal bobcat]

im generral economy, give me the money

[terse dock]

capitalist socialism !!

[cloud sinew]

what

[ancient gyro]

im trying to name 20 things not made in china

[paper apex]

like you say global cap

but where does the rest go

[minor portal]

What if we just go back to trading stuff with random items

[cloud sinew]

my message is a joke; "General" as in a military title. General Economy

[compact gazelle]

not necessarily a lot less but definitely a change

[terse dock]

burger
fry
mustard

[paper apex]

split evenly between all countries?

[cloud sinew]

what do you mean "the rest"

[compact gazelle]

mcdonalds

[terse dock]

shouldve said John Economy

[cloud sinew]

also let's move this to #🃏・off-topic

[paper apex]

any more money they make

[paper apex]

fair enough

[royal bobcat]

so communism

off topic? aw dangit okay

[frank notch]

the global economy

[terse dock]

Are you ready for ze new world order?

[paper apex]

dude you cant just say the economy

[frank notch]

like we just redistribute it

[paper apex]

how tho?

[void topaz]

i just realised my pair level is increasing my mult by +4 every round and swash is increasing by +3

[paper apex]

there would be argument/wat

[frank notch]

idk but you get the point

[paper apex]

war

[royal bobcat]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS VIDEO

AHAHAHAHAHAH SALSA ILY

[cloud sinew]

lets move this to #🃏・off-topic or keep it balatro

[paper apex]

ok

[terse dock]

this is like the only good deep fake video

[paper apex]

balatro balatro balatro

[frank notch]

no run should go over 1000$

the rest of the money can go into free rerolls

[terse dock]

Redistribute the wealth to the lower jokers

[void topaz]

its genuinly card sharp here and i find that funny

[compact gazelle]

movie rating: balatro

[minor portal]

you could always keep the interest without the shop knowing

[paper apex]

i like card sharp

[royal bobcat]

baron should redistribute to vagabond

disregard the fact that vagabond makes bank

[paper apex]

i like being under 4$