🕹・game-discussion

[harsh quarry]

I'm beating green deck black stake

[obsidian lotus]

yolo

[woven spire]

i WAS a flush enjoyer

[warm vector]

The 2 win streak was when I beat orange and gold stake back to back

[compact gazelle]

officer I swear I’ve changed my ways

[harsh quarry]

1 win streak am I a chud

[frank grove]

😭

[boreal haven]

I'd better find something to get rid of face cards asap, otherwise I'm cooked
I only have 3 joker slots and small and big blind don't give money

[willow frost]

oh i just hit 14k high cards last game

[humble gulch]

Crimes don't just disappear, you know

[compact gazelle]

“flush enjoyer” is like saying “fentanyl enjoyer”

[harsh quarry]

Are you playing fucking evil balatro

[compact gazelle]

tf is there to enjoy

[woven spire]

yeahhh mercury is gooing up dw

[harsh quarry]

I.. i.. uh oh

[humble gulch]

Debt and death ❤️‍🩹

[boreal haven]

It's the Cruelty challenge

[compact gazelle]

this is rehab therapy

[harsh quarry]

ITS CALLEDNFUCKING CRUEL THERES NO WAY

[woven spire]

let me get my redemption

[warm vector]

Im begging you give me my goat acient joker

[frank notch]

would straights be heroin then

or crack

[willow frost]

that would say e562 but balatro has a naneinf so yeah rip

[obsidian lotus]

Lets play a game which is it going to copy

[humble gulch]

(Dies)

[woven spire]

i swear im clean of jupiter

[willow frost]

hanging chad

[harsh quarry]

Give me photograph

[frank notch]

i curse you with The Order

[obsidian lotus]

Winner

[woven spire]

thats the duo

[humble gulch]

I hope you recover soon

[harsh quarry]

Fuck

[willow frost]

lets friggin go

[compact gazelle]

“X weeks sober”

[woven spire]

i am trust

[humble gulch]

The only flush I like is flush five

[serene forge]

im laughing

because if I dont laugh ill cry

[frank grove]

Oh no goat 😢

[woven spire]

i will NOT share my jokers tho

[compact gazelle]

order is good don’t give them that
baron or tribe it is

[woven spire]

NOPE

[harsh quarry]

ITS NOT THAT BAD

[warm vector]

flush five is goated

[harsh quarry]

SHUT UPP

[serene forge]

good

[humble gulch]

Can't be worse than photochad

[serene forge]

now learn

[harsh quarry]

Sleeping on flush house

[frank grove]

I wonder if photo or Chad is first

[harsh quarry]

AHAHAHHA

[compact gazelle]

flush house is the peak of what am i doing but its working

[obsidian lotus]

noooooooo

[harsh quarry]

BLUEPRINT SHOP 2 BABY

[warm vector]

Flush, Flush five, Flush house Flush Pair Flush three of a kind Flush four of a kind and Flush straight

[harsh quarry]

YES

[warm vector]

i sold it

[frank notch]

flush house is ass because even with perfect deck fixing you cant ensure you draw it

[serene forge]

noob

[frank notch]

flush 5 is guaranteed

[harsh quarry]

Holy shit

[willow frost]

maybe a glass card?

[obsidian lotus]

I have reroll im fine

[fiery nymph]

if ur hoping for a trib to show up like this you have bigger problems

[obsidian lotus]

remembered

[willow frost]

oh nice

[serene forge]

buy sock and sell

[humble gulch]

All variants of flush being hard to play must mean something

[fiery nymph]

never depend on a legendary to show up

[woven spire]

theres photochad yes, but my naneinf runs DESTROYED my stats 😭

[compact gazelle]

sure you can
you can guarantee any 5 cards in your deck with enough thinning

[willow frost]

i didnt even see that lol

[proper pollen]

What should I play?

[harsh quarry]

Did you just come back from hell?

[frank grove]

Oh noooo

[obsidian lotus]

do it young skywalker

[fiery nymph]

what is this 💔

[serene forge]

I live there actually

[willow frost]

not this game

[humble gulch]

Blue joker

[warm vector]

Im trolling also how did you find that message\

[frank grove]

Something else 🔥

[woven spire]

did nan on plasma

[frank notch]

w judgement???

[willow frost]

wait the art is ai

fuck this lmao

[humble gulch]

Say that again

[frank notch]

the uninstall button

[fiery nymph]

it was in my pings

[harsh quarry]

fuck

[proper pollen]

I downloaded ts trash just to post it here for april fools

[frank grove]

That again

[compact gazelle]

what could’ve possibly given that away
the fact that the jokers look like different species?

[proper pollen]

Happy aril fools gang

[serene forge]

use the Hex

[harsh quarry]

I hope this wraith is really good and worth it!
Vagabond:

[humble gulch]

Say that again

[serene forge]

noob

[boreal haven]

fucking hate cruelty

[serene forge]

vaga is good

[fiery nymph]

best rare ever

[rugged wave]

welp ggs

[harsh quarry]

IM USING GREEN DECK I NEVER HAVE LOWNMONEY

[fiery nymph]

my fav rare

[humble gulch]

Balatro is a cheap copy of Joker Poker Balala

[frank grove]

I still don’t get why new players don’t like vagabond

[willow frost]

yeah i stopped to look for more than a second lol

[harsh quarry]

Because bigger number is cool

[serene forge]

bro what

[frank grove]

It’s green there’s no interest

[serene forge]

its funny because they should be the happiest to get vaga since their econ is already crap to begin with

[frank grove]

Exactly 😭

[compact gazelle]

wraith literally sets you up for vagabond in the process what are we saying

[humble gulch]

They say smoking is cool and then you get cancer

[frank grove]

Like I don’t get why they’re scared to make money and scared to spend it at the same time

[compact gazelle]

thunk ought to be sued for this

[rapid patio]

is this the game that inspired baltro?

[harsh quarry]

I'm getting flamed so hard

[willow frost]

you dont understand, i need econ to roll down to 0 every shop with no new jokers or tarots or anything really

[serene forge]

its so funny to me when I see reddit screenshots of some dude with 74 dollars in ante 14 asking if naneinf is possible

[warm vector]

i just realized im playing ghost deck not black deck

[humble gulch]

BAHAHA

[compact gazelle]

how else they gonna scale bootstraps by a whopping +2 a round

[compact gazelle]

and their build is always the most diabolical white stake endless cacophony

[humble gulch]

I did bootstraps runs on THE OMELETT

[compact gazelle]

2 holograms and a marble and they wanna naneinf

[boreal haven]

all roads lead to rome

[frank grove]

Cacophony looks like such a made up word in a world of made up words that one looks the most made up

[woven spire]

"Can this naneinf?"

[frank grove]

6 dollars ante 6 wow

[harsh quarry]

"How do I take baron" even IM not that dumb ok

[compact gazelle]

how do i make this run worse than it already is?

[heady fable]

Straight build facilitated by early natural polychrome shortcut ❤️

[humble gulch]

One more ante.

[pastel pagoda]

Biggest bait joker ever

Besides dna

[viral raft]

you know that the run is ass when you're playing around the only Xmult that you found in therun and theres mr bones in your build

[serene forge]

they must be playing the 1.1 build where the sell price of hanged man is increased to 2 dollars

[viral raft]

god damn i hate Black Deck

[harsh quarry]

Shut up

WRONG GIY

FUCK

[woven spire]

baron is only bait for those who only see roffle naneinfs

[viral raft]

is not even gold stake and this run hurts ALOT

[rapid patio]

pro real

[humble gulch]

Ow, fine :(

[obsidian lotus]

love this game so much

[boreal haven]

always bet on hermit 🤑

[fiery nymph]

sell yorick for it

[heady fable]

Ecto in the spectral pack to make space for baron (the baron takes up 2 slots cause he's fat and does nothing for the build)

[humble gulch]

THAT'S A FUCKING CHALLENGE

[harsh quarry]

I've got to go on reddit more for this stuff it sounds hilarous

[frank grove]

Let’s do challenge deck naneinf runs lmao 😭

[compact gazelle]

mad world naneinf that’s a new one

[willow frost]

my favourite one time use end of round 4x joker

[boreal haven]

y'know what, I'm too tired to do the cruelty challenge rn
Imma gonna go sleep, g'night y'all 👋

[woven spire]

love me an immolate

[valid summit]

[compact gazelle]

loyalty card but instead of every 6 hands it’s every 6th round and you have to buy another one

[quartz salmon]

Im so mad I just lost prob the luckiest seed I’ll ever see bc I took rebate over dna forgetting dna gives me hand size

[harsh quarry]

Thank you I needed superposition really bad yes

NCYSCY S H A JCS.JV

[humble gulch]

I'm worried about trance being lower than soul

[frank grove]

They did a ton of high score runs with brainstorm mod iirc

[boreal haven]

"how many times do you find black hole and soul?"
"yes"

[serene forge]

its mad world

there is no plant

[frank grove]

What is this ?? 😭

[woven spire]

rehab takes time

[serene forge]

bloodstone is not found in the black hole

[willow frost]

holy crap one of my friends had the idea of make it decrease the number of hands it needs by 1 every time it activates lmao

[woven spire]

how the FUCK

[humble gulch]

I have an idea, Balatro but I have to find Mr. Bones every ante and die

[compact gazelle]

must be why they tried it there
only way to surely avoid their nemesis

[harsh quarry]

Blueprint and photograph first shop sucked all the luck outta me bro

[rapid patio]

this is such a good format for stupid as hell balatro screenshots i'm gonna start using that one

[boreal haven]

i have found soul 6 times today during the challenges and 8 times yesterday doing other challenges

[compact gazelle]

uhh

uhhhhh

[boreal haven]

idk
my luck is weird

[compact gazelle]

balatro but i am suicidal

[frank grove]

I mean more so how are you seeing that many black holes

[willow frost]

yeah i explained why that wasnt gonna work in like 30 seconds

[serene forge]

where's the luck

[frank grove]

But no other spectrals

[compact gazelle]

wait that’s just
balatro

[harsh quarry]

Why do you hate me so much

[serene forge]

are you bloodstone

[boreal haven]

but I'm telling ya, this mostly happens on challenges and not gold stake

[willow frost]

dont be suicidal

[humble gulch]

Balatro but I need life insurance and I have debts

[harsh quarry]

Y-y-yes..

[rapid patio]

the hanged man reference

[serene forge]

dont think challenges count for that

[frank grove]

Mr bones and credit card reference

[warm vector]

we go again acient joker here we coe

[night bridge]

How

[willow frost]

apparently saying dont k your s is against the rules lmao

[serene forge]

eternal rental baron

[boreal haven]

really?

[lean glade]

Nah I indentify as hit the road

[frank grove]

Just one more rare skip guys this time it’ll be different

[serene forge]

I love hrt

[boreal haven]

I have no idea

[compact gazelle]

I’ll try that on the next play through thanks for the advice

[south path]

i lost a game with photochadchad in school because of the plant in 4th ante bruh

[harsh quarry]

They should make you able to see ALL card stats

Fuck the top ten

[heady fable]

Guys how good is castle

[serene forge]

skill issue plant doesn't counter photochad

[fiery nymph]

hit road the

[humble gulch]

I think she's saying it inside Balatro, like, I wanna restart the run

[serene forge]

good

[south path]

had no other good jokers dude

[warm vector]

im on orange stake so that cant possibly happen can ot?

[willow frost]

just hit the balatro stats

[south path]

js swashbuckler

[serene forge]

you dont need jokers

get glass

[harsh quarry]

It's only top ten chud

[heady fable]

Ante 2 eternal holo castle should i take it?

[boreal haven]

I think they are gonna kill me for liking clearance sale...

[south path]

yo bro why do u think i lost

[willow frost]

i can never tell with some people lol

[serene forge]

because you hate derelict distillery

[compact gazelle]

no it’s in real life :3

[willow frost]

nah like balatrostats.com

[rapid patio]

oh i didnt realize u couldnt see all of them without mods but mods do allow u to see all of them

[lean glade]

Dude paint brush too low

[serene forge]

probably

[harsh quarry]

Ts is not a thing

[warm vector]

Alright bro 💀

[humble gulch]

But

[harsh quarry]

No shot one seconds

[south path]

highpeak castle better

[boreal haven]

wish I could find it when I have money 🫠

[serene forge]

learn

[serene forge]

shipwreck better

[willow frost]

try it see if im lying lmao

[fiery nymph]

free win

[south path]

depends if your playing endless

[rapid patio]

no dont go it redirects you to virus.com

[serene forge]

don't factor endless into your games

[harsh quarry]

Balatro.EVIL

[warm vector]

i dont like vagabond but im still taking it

[serene forge]

unless you're on white stake and want deep endless

[wind cairn]

No

[south path]

i gneuienly never play that unless im trying to unlock stuff bc i wanna beat collector

[fiery nymph]

endless isnt real

[obsidian lotus]

guys I think this is where my runs ends It was fun

[serene forge]

spoilers

[wind cairn]

Nice

[boreal haven]

welp, cya y'all

[lean glade]

Ok I was thinking and I want your opinions what is the most useless possible joker I was thinking negative immortal egg even though it can be used with swashbuckler

[wind cairn]

Bye

[south path]

bro this is a balatro server

[serene forge]

also you can skip to throne room from giant

[lean glade]

A joker that isn’t good or bad

[south path]

i never do that just incase i get better items

[boreal haven]

bees

[wind cairn]

Every one gets a bee

[serene forge]

go to cavern for the level 12 items

[boreal haven]

the bees are taking over

[south path]

i always take giant route its fun but mehh i dont like skipping if i can improve my stuff

[compact gazelle]

eternal rental showman

[fiery nymph]

why do people always talk about swash egg

[compact gazelle]

or pareidolia

[boreal haven]

beelatro...
oh wait

[south path]

yeah cavern is actually such a fun place

[willow frost]

a negative perished joker

[south path]

if ur playnig tacticslop

if your on survival its hell

[fiery nymph]

rental perishable throwback

[compact gazelle]

either they’re making fun of it or they’re an idiot

[wind cairn]

Real thing actually

[humble gulch]

An eternal negg is one of the best things you can get

[serene forge]

nah

[frank grove]

Who up pollinating the balatro discord???

[obsidian lotus]

nvm still have one more in me

[lean glade]

Negative eternal invisible joker that’s not good or bad

[south path]

i mean a slow build gets wrecked unless you play right but tactics is just braindead spam

[lean glade]

It just it

[wind cairn]

Me

But amma stop

[willow frost]

that one cant be eternal

[harsh quarry]

Who up grosing their michel

[serene forge]

cavern is annoying to me because its so big and takes ages to load on my computer but its worth

[humble gulch]

Guys, hear me out, negative egg = negg

[lean glade]

Oh

[humble gulch]

[compact gazelle]

is that racially motivated

[frank grove]

Negg nog joker when

[south path]

negg swashbuckler made me win a run at school without getting it blocked

[humble gulch]

... no... I guess

[south path]

power of negg

[compact gazelle]

it it what it it

[fiery nymph]

rental perishable throwback

is the worst

[fiery nymph]

i saw it today and it made me mad

[wind cairn]

Yes

[compact gazelle]

1.0x mult and baseball value and temp value

[serene forge]

use berserker and you can just faceroll stuff even if you dont play perfect

[south path]

i dont think ive played survival in a good 8 months or so

[warm vector]

Its so sad having to see a goated joker get debuffed i would cry if that happened to my goat throback

[south path]

whats the good weapons i never even play it

[compact gazelle]

and after 5 rounds
it becomes
1x mult and baseball value and temp value!

[humble gulch]

Egg nog appears when egg is destroyed, not sold 🔥

[serene forge]

couldn't be me

[lean glade]

I’m trying to think of the most useless and also rental throwback ain’t that bad

[serene forge]

I love survival

[fiery nymph]

perishable*

[south path]

i mean itss gold stake so its mid

perishable is even worse

[serene forge]

tactics for me is a split between really fun and really boring

[lean glade]

I know I’m just saying

[south path]

brutality is like the balance for me tactics is too easy and survival isnt my playstyle

[lean glade]

Also I meant perishable not rental rentals just suck

[wind cairn]

Agreed

[fiery nymph]

they help my campfire

[thin rover]

my queens should still retrigger if the copy is on the left, correct?

[obsidian lotus]

the promised return

[wind cairn]

Sometimes

[humble gulch]

Egg nog
Gain five chips per 1$ of sell value

[thin rover]

wdym some times?

[rapid patio]

A little bit

[thin rover]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vae

[wind cairn]

A tiny bit

[night bridge]

Kinda

[compact gazelle]

mayhaps

[thin rover]

im flabbergasted

[south path]

should i play balatro or dead cells rn

[rapid patio]

dead cells

[thin rover]

balatro

[rapid patio]

scandal

[humble gulch]

Both

[wind cairn]

Am have dead brain cells

[frank notch]

it might be ggs

[warm vector]

PLACE YOUR BETS WHAT WILL IT BE

[south path]

i already played balatro like a hour in school today

[thin rover]

do chores instead

[rapid patio]

yeah both at the same time

[obsidian lotus]

duo

[warm vector]

I play it for 3/4 classes

[thin rover]

x4 for 4 of a kind

[warm vector]

thank you

[wind cairn]

The moon is made out of cheese eat the moon

[south path]

one of my teacher gets super pissed so i couldnt play in that class

[rapid patio]

Odd Todd

[fiery nymph]

why does to do list always change to royal flush the second i get it

[warm vector]

yes

[obsidian lotus]

results?

[wind cairn]

Even Steven

[warm vector]

im about to play it rn

[harsh quarry]

Thanks I guess

[wind cairn]

Yw

[obsidian lotus]

had fun

[harsh quarry]

Uhm

The fuck is this seed

[south path]

whys everything blue

[compact gazelle]

4 pair is a secret hand type

[harsh quarry]

Every single card has been a pair

[humble gulch]

Well, uhm

[obsidian lotus]

small blind ig

[harsh quarry]

Ok it stopped

Thank God

[warm vector]

IT WAS

[obsidian lotus]

lmaooo

[pastel pagoda]

Wowie. Gold stickered throwback, invisible joker, chaos, juggler and superposition in one run

[south path]

should i play balatro with crt bloom or no it looks weird but nice

[humble gulch]

I like two three of a kind better

[bronze widget]

Never take most skips on high stakes honestly

Best skip is like

Investment tag

[obsidian lotus]

holographic is my goat

[south path]

i have 365 hours on dead cells

[humble gulch]

That's a whole year

[warm vector]

ik im not doing serious runs tho

[bronze widget]

Investment tag is just better

[south path]

negative

[harsh quarry]

First shop photograph oh yea

[bronze widget]

Ah

[pastel pagoda]

What about the negative tag which gives you an eternal blueprint

[obsidian lotus]

you cant have those in first ante

[south path]

oh in the first ante holo fs

[compact gazelle]

personally i lean towards 3pair as they’re easier to draw consistently

[bronze widget]

Okay but what about roling down witht he money from an eternal to find a soul and get a bluestorm

[thin rover]

i do this sh blindfolded

[bronze widget]

Have you considered thay

[wind cairn]

I like straights

They are nice

[bronze widget]

I like gays

[south path]

i think the only straight build ive played on a high stake was in school

and it was SO fun bro

[wind cairn]

Yea everyone knows

[pastel pagoda]

HOLY HELL

[south path]

straight builds r goated

[humble gulch]

At least it's not two flush slop

[south path]

flushslop

vs paiorslop

[pastel pagoda]

I GOT BOTH BLUEPRINT AND BRAINSTORM FROM A JUDGEMENT IN THE SAME RUN

[compact gazelle]

i have em altered to be gay but aside from that yea

[fiery nymph]

straights are fun

[south path]

can i have gif perms

[compact gazelle]

my favorite joker is shortcut after all

[south path]

sm1

[wind cairn]

I didn’t mean it like that but kool? I guess

[south path]

four fingers is better then shortcut

shortcut is confusing

i dont see the straights easy

[thin rover]

def got lucky tho

[compact gazelle]

joking
it’s just a mod

[humble gulch]

I like doing straights, but if that's what you like it's fine

[wind cairn]

I use both

[fiery nymph]

four fingers isnt my typa joker

shortcut is better by miles

[compact gazelle]

^^

[wind cairn]

Just use both

[viral raft]

I LOVE PAIR SLOP!!!!

[warm vector]

for someone with SKILL like me straight flushes are like high card 😎

[fiery nymph]

a waste

[compact gazelle]

overkill

[fiery nymph]

shortcut enables straights enough

[viral raft]

FUCK YOU BLACK DECK

[wind cairn]

Who doesn’t like overkill

[compact gazelle]

shortcut is basically guaranteed 3 straights a round already

[south path]

i love hologram so much bro

[viral raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1423075091465637979/speechmemified_Screenshot_2025-10-01_at_6.gif?ex=69cd9cf5&is=69cc4b75&hm=a84df7f46a169da013dc2f1951964f9b57033eadae9e02c2982a6d3e5b1aa702&

[compact gazelle]

4f is nice too but i do prefer shortcut

[south path]

hologram and cardsharp

favs

[wind cairn]

Eh true I could use that joker spot for a better joker

[humble gulch]

I like overkill

[rapid patio]

this is so based

[compact gazelle]

regular kill

[pastel pagoda]

I like ultrakill

[wind cairn]

Same also nice

[warm vector]

yes

[humble gulch]

No jokers tho

[harsh quarry]

TAKE JT

TAKE IT

[pastel pagoda]

Do not

[harsh quarry]

Grr

[viral raft]

don't

[harsh quarry]

Don't listen to him he's evil

[warm vector]

i took it

[pastel pagoda]

Dont take bloodstone

[compact gazelle]

the baitstone

[fiery nymph]

take it i want you losing faster

[wind cairn]

I like to see big number get turned into bigger numbers

[warm vector]

W

[viral raft]

Bloodstone is made of blood, something that probably the evil likes

[harsh quarry]

I took two shitty eternal because I forgot eternal existed

[compact gazelle]

your loss count is indeed going to become a bigger number

[warm vector]

will skill like mine a 1 in 2 is like a 2 in 1😎 🥶 😈 🔥

[humble gulch]

This is overkill tho

[wind cairn]

T-T

Mean

[compact gazelle]

the more bloodshed the better

[warm vector]

it hit all 5 times

[compact gazelle]

it do be tru tho

[warm vector]

BLOODSTONE MY GOAT

[wind cairn]

Noice

[rapid patio]

i don't get all the bloodstone hate i only ever recall winning after buying it

[wind cairn]

T-T

[humble gulch]

"My house has never been destroyed, therefore houses are indestructible"

[viral raft]

Black deck deserves a buff

[fiery nymph]

last time i tried to give it another chance i lost because

[rapid patio]

i mean dude if it works in gold stake it's good enough

[wind cairn]

It does

[viral raft]

theres no way a extra joker it worth -1 hand

[warm vector]

"All heart cards are debuffed" Lusty joker and Bloodstone

[fiery nymph]

it sucks on gold stake

[humble gulch]

No

[fiery nymph]

lol

[pastel pagoda]

Wait wait wait

[harsh quarry]

Here me out.. all sixs

[frank notch]

1 hand size

[rapid patio]

oh yeah i get the reroll voucher whenever possible

[viral raft]

why lol

[pastel pagoda]

Why are we talking trash aboiut black deck

[frank notch]

7 hand size is almost always worth it

[wind cairn]

No

[viral raft]

actually way better option than -1 hand

[frank notch]

oh wait black deck?

[warm vector]

ALRIGHT PLACE YOUR BETS AGAIN WHAT WILL IT BE

[humble gulch]

Blue stake is the problem, black deck is fine

[heady fable]

I took it and won the run

[warm vector]

acient joker maybe

[pastel pagoda]

Think of the additional wee you could have in that 6th slot

[fiery nymph]

ur depending on another joker in a stake where econ already sucks

[viral raft]

because is by far the worst deck

[humble gulch]

Nebula exists

[harsh quarry]

Gulp

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah nebula is worse imo

[frank notch]

i wouldnt say its the worst, just hardest. nebula takes the cake in the worst category

[viral raft]

true but atleast i have my hand

[wind cairn]

True

[pastel pagoda]

Atleast I have my consumable slot

[viral raft]

imo Black deck early game is just way more painful than Nebula

[warm vector]

TWO RARE SKIPS IN A ROW

[compact gazelle]

I’d trade a hand per round for more handsize in a heartbeat

[warm vector]

WHAT IS THIS

[wind cairn]

Idk

[humble gulch]

Stop skipping

[fiery nymph]

almost like skipping for a rare is a shitty idea

[compact gazelle]

punished because skill issue

[wind cairn]

Keep skipping

[viral raft]

yeah...? i mean i'll never compare a slot with a Hand lmao

[humble gulch]

❤️‍🩹 for real

[fiery nymph]

only ante 1 skip thats worth is investment tag

[wind cairn]

Let’s go gambling

[viral raft]

Nebula sucks too but Black Decks early game is just the worst

[fiery nymph]

after that maybe an orbital tag after ante 1

[harsh quarry]

AHAHHAHAAAA

[warm vector]

I need to increase my skill in order to get what I want

[humble gulch]

Coupon sometimes

[harsh quarry]

FIRST SHOP I GOT POLYCHROME, AND PHOTOCHAD

[warm vector]

Im skippng purely for fun

[fiery nymph]

true...

[warm vector]

skipping rare joker isnt worth it

[humble gulch]

I love +3 pair levels

[compact gazelle]

yes
when you get better the rare skip shall smile upon you with blueprints

[fiery nymph]

i usually do it for the 4oak pivot

its a huge diff

[warm vector]

thank you for your wisdom sensei kaisann chinese character 3x c+++

[humble gulch]

+3 pair levels are a huge enabler tho

[compact gazelle]

ante 2 buffoon tag is fun
maybe not the best but it makes things interesting
coupon ante 1 is also fun
as is holographic although that’s a lot less good an idea

[viral raft]

imo black deack should be -1 discard instead of -1 hand, so with that the econ is still viable in early runs

[harsh quarry]

Guys tell me if I'm a bad person

[humble gulch]

No

[harsh quarry]

I used to skip every blind

[compact gazelle]

the chinese says “love shortcut”

[warm vector]

You know what would be really funny

[harsh quarry]

JUST for throwback

[wind cairn]

Yes you are a bad person

[fiery nymph]

soul...

PERKEO

I GOTTA WIN

[warm vector]

@compact gazelle is my skill enough for thius

[humble gulch]

Yeah, dying

[fiery nymph]

😭

[compact gazelle]

ok but
+3 straight levels
basically magic deck!

[compact gazelle]

we shall find out

[warm vector]

or +25 and a blueprint

[harsh quarry]

Screw all of you my time is now

[viral raft]

why? the only bad thing about Black deck is the econ in early run, with that, black deck is still painful but theres more chances of getting better econ

[compact gazelle]

oh it’s psychic you ought to have nothing to worry about

[slow iris]

DIE THROWBACK DIE

KILL THROWBACK

[humble gulch]

Black deck is fine as it is, it's meant to be difficult, it doesn't need a buff because thunk is reworking blue stake

[harsh quarry]

❌

[warm vector]

I won the round but i misclicked the flushed

genuine skill isssue

[compact gazelle]

so
did the rare tag deem you skillful enough

[warm vector]

no

[fiery nymph]

if i lose bro

[warm vector]

i was not ready sensei

[compact gazelle]

lmao

[fiery nymph]

im crashing out

[harsh quarry]

AAAAH

AAAH

[humble gulch]

My happy place is yellow deck economy tag round one

[hidden lance]

hmm

[warm vector]

garunteed +25 ORRRRRRRRR

[compact gazelle]

my happy place is shortcut :3
warm and fuzzy brick alleyway

[compact gazelle]

all or nothing
otherwise cringe

[warm vector]

LMAOOO

[humble gulch]

Why sleep in an allay when you can have all the things you want with money

[warm vector]

four of kind of fours I think im ready sensei

[compact gazelle]

shortcut makes money by winning

[humble gulch]

Shut up

[compact gazelle]

shortcut is basically trading card if you think about it

[humble gulch]

Interest does too

[compact gazelle]

im not saying no to additional free money
but you know how it goes

all in on shortcut order and level 40 straight

[humble gulch]

I don't like straights

[compact gazelle]

bad

get
.out
:3

that was terrible what am i doing

[viral raft]

i mean, the idea of the bluestake rework is make the game hard in a diff way, Black deck is still going to be painful to play in a way because you directly get -1$ each round, all the other decks have the same problem with Bluestake but they're still viable and not too painful in early runs.

[humble gulch]

Say that again

[warm vector]

balatro is a game of skill

[humble gulch]

It is

[compact gazelle]

anyways this sounds like a skill issue

just get a shortcut

[viral raft]

Pairslop detected ❤️

[harsh quarry]

I fucking hate the plant

[warm vector]

games healing

[compact gazelle]

ow

[timber zodiac]

don't we all

[harsh quarry]

[humble gulch]

Shortcuts are not the way, i'd rather spend three (of a kind) years to get to the top

[viral raft]

[warm vector]

ALWAYS SKIP BLINDS

[viral raft]

The plant is just to kill "unskilled" players

[compact gazelle]

threes are nice if straights or pairslop don’t pan out for me

[viral raft]

like come on, you can't make all your build around faces

[harsh quarry]

I'm going for two pairs what's all the fuss about

[compact gazelle]

im still honing my abilities to manifest a straight run in any situation

[karmic skiff]

no i love him

[sage patrol]

should i buy loyalty card for hanging chad?

[compact gazelle]

read: smiley face users

[humble gulch]

Having a common word as a name gives me a terrible neuron activation

[compact gazelle]

sorry about that I’ll make sure to take that word out of my vocabulary around you

[worldly edge]

Uh... Chat

[viral raft]

photochad users

[worldly edge]

When did 8-Ball become 1 in 3?

[compact gazelle]

baron users

[humble gulch]

Never

🐑

[viral raft]

thoses 100% deserved the plant

dude baron sucks so much 😭

[worldly edge]

Then what is going on here on reddit?

[fiery nymph]

only face build that doesnt deserve the plant is shoot the moon

and hit the road

[humble gulch]

Modded

🐘

[compact gazelle]

it’s been that way ever since Lady Luck decided she was gonna spend part of her energy making more brown cards for players in a game

[worldly edge]

Modded? It doesn't have the modded tab

[compact gazelle]

fake

[viral raft]

When did 8-Ball become 1 in 3? ❌
why 8ball have a different background? ✅

[compact gazelle]

edited is my guess? could also be version diff but I don’t recall a version with that

[worldly edge]

i just noticed that

[warm vector]

1 in 13 odds i dont think im at that level of skill

[compact gazelle]

strawberry flavor instead of grape

[worldly edge]

Aw man, why is Chad uncommon!? 😭

[viral raft]

yummy

[humble gulch]

8 ball looks odd being pink

Even blue 8 ball looks better

[compact gazelle]

oh this is multiplayer isn’t it

[viral raft]

not enough nerf

[compact gazelle]

blue 8ball is pretty

blues a good color

[worldly edge]

I don't see the multiplayer thing in their post

[humble gulch]

Purple is better tho

[viral raft]

Nice :D

now i depend on buffon

damn

[compact gazelle]

purples good
blues good too
green is also nice
maybe not for 8ball specifically

not as much a fan of warm colors

[humble gulch]

I love warm colors

[compact gazelle]

dunno then

[hidden lance]

fuck me i guess

[compact gazelle]

I do think it’s multiplayer

[worldly edge]

wtf is this run???

[warm vector]

i might auctally win the double skip run

[humble gulch]

Let's see who does the joke first

[summer pollen]

Reached ante 19 unseeded for the first time

I feel like GOD.

[humble gulch]

Now ante 39

[compact gazelle]

taking r/balatro at face value now are we

[summer pollen]

</3

Dont know if im that good

[humble gulch]

It's more luck than skill

[summer pollen]

Eh, i like to see It as a mixture of both

If you play your cards right youre preety much in control

Pun intended

[compact gazelle]

naneinf is follow steps and hope for the best

[humble gulch]

Yeah

Naneinf is easy

[worldly edge]

😶

[summer pollen]

Honestly

I won't look up a guide like ever

And see if i end up getting It on my own

One day

Maybe

[compact gazelle]

yea so im not too sure whether its edited or modded or weirdly texture packed

[fiery nymph]

free run lol

perkeo stickered!

[warm vector]

lucky card saved me yess

[fiery nymph]

all thats left is chicot

[warm vector]

W

[compact gazelle]

wow you stickered two green people at once

[fiery nymph]

i just duplicated mercury over and over

[humble gulch]

Are you Swisscr because you play Clash Royale?

[fiery nymph]

yes

[humble gulch]

[humble gulch]

Bruh

[fiery nymph]

this account was made for that

[compact gazelle]

is it just me or does green jokers hat look like the texture of thick scales

I thought he was part crocodile or something

[humble gulch]

Swissbalatro

xX_Swissbalatrogaming1298_Xx

[compact gazelle]

balatro but you’re a neutral party who profits from maintaining good economic relations with both sides

[fiery nymph]

constellation at 4x

i think thats pretty nice

usually in gs i get it that far

[humble gulch]

What stake should I play?

[compact gazelle]

chaos

[fiery nymph]

ranked

[compact gazelle]

it’s peak

[fiery nymph]

oh

you cant play RANKED

[warm vector]

baseball card gets debuffed after one round bloodstine might auctally be the play

[humble gulch]

I know, it was a Balatro joke ❤️‍🩹

I like my good old drill tho

[compact gazelle]

if they add an evo for guards or sparky or giant skeleton I might return to the game

[humble gulch]

And Pekka bridgespam

[fiery nymph]

balatro is my break from cr

once you go comp its obnoxious and i hate it

[humble gulch]

The only pass royale I ever bought was the Pekka one

[fiery nymph]

it was rly good back then

kinda nerfed to the ground they tried buffing it a few times

[humble gulch]

It's still good now

[warm vector]

gg

[fiery nymph]

yeah its good just not in a competitive scale

[fiery nymph]

thank goodness

best hand being 100k points above makes sense for bloodstone

[humble gulch]

I need an arrows evo to come back

[compact gazelle]

perishable bloodstone
what a move

[warm vector]

bloodstone hit 4/5 i didnt get my heart aces though

[compact gazelle]

oh that would be wonderful too

[pastel pagoda]

Oh wow

[warm vector]

i had perishable baseball card i needed anything

[pastel pagoda]

I am gonna start liking bloodstone now

It didnt betray me

It actually got good hits

Thanks to it I was able to gold sticker michel

And mr bones

[warm vector]

bloodstone didnt betray me my deck did

[pastel pagoda]

I put my trust in it and it didnt let me down

[warm vector]

"a mans cope never dies"

[humble gulch]

Explosive arrows that affect every troop hit, the moment they die, each troop affected deals light damage 🔥

[compact gazelle]

arrows evo where every troop it kills releases another wave of arrows

[humble gulch]

Well, light area damage

[indigo mesa]

yuri please save me

[viral raft]

folks

Obelisk???

[humble gulch]

Imagine hitting a skeleton army with my idea and evaporate a megaknight

[compact gazelle]

imagine they play it on their tower and you curse arrows

[fiery nymph]

arrows might be a lil dead next ssn

evo minion horde is really good against it

[humble gulch]

Curse it's still vulnerable to spells, my evo arrows deal instant damage

[compact gazelle]

they adding anything at this point
what does it even do

[humble gulch]

I haven't seen it

[fiery nymph]

it becomes immune for 4 seconds after taking damage

[humble gulch]

That's nice

[fiery nymph]

so they take 1 wave of arrows damage and turn invincible for the rest

[compact gazelle]

curse forces them to do more to save the tower that already lost half its health to exploding skeletons

[humble gulch]

Being one shoted it's a problem tho, no?

[compact gazelle]

is this the ability

[fiery nymph]

thats what you gotta do

[humble gulch]

Right

[fiery nymph]

no its an evo

[compact gazelle]

you said hero 😭

[fiery nymph]

yeah j retyped mb

[compact gazelle]

either way horde does need it

[fiery nymph]

so many terms

[warm vector]

i love wee joker

[fiery nymph]

🥀

[compact gazelle]

it’s fine I love arrows regardless

[fiery nymph]

balloon is getting a hero

[humble gulch]

When they increased minions range horde was so broken ❤️‍🩹

[humble gulch]

I did saw that one

[compact gazelle]

im torn between yay because I enjoy balloon without a lumberjack and oh no because i just know its gonna be dumb as hell

[wary zodiac]

who put glue at the bottom of my deck

abysmal draws

eh

[fiery nymph]

minerloon is a fun deck to use and go against

[wary zodiac]

rental chad this early is surely bait

right?

[fiery nymph]

luckily i counter both

[wary zodiac]

im gonna be in debt for half the game

it could make money though,,

[fiery nymph]

its bait

probably

[warm vector]

1 dollar off photochad

[humble gulch]

Drill is fun to play

[wary zodiac]

gonna check buffoon pack and if it has synergy with chad, i take it

[fiery nymph]

i dislike going against it

[wary zodiac]

it was a pretty funny ante 1 shop tbf

[fiery nymph]

because its a toxic archetype

[compact gazelle]

drill is extra fun to play when I run breakers because its so fun watching them blow up right after spawning

[humble gulch]

Not that broken, well, I guess with hero knight it is

[fiery nymph]

its not broken its just obnoxious

[humble gulch]

I like bomber better

[fiery nymph]

you dont defend its like a million damage, you do defend they poison/rocket/fireball

[compact gazelle]

bombers good
deals with half the trash they throw at you on ladder

[humble gulch]

I use poison and log ❤️‍🩹

[compact gazelle]

survives log too
cheap

[fiery nymph]

bomber variant is good

demolisher is a lil better rn though

and hero marcher variant

[humble gulch]

Especials are so hard to upgrade tho

[fiery nymph]

but i wouldnt blame you for not having those at a good level

[compact gazelle]

cancer variant number 91

[compact gazelle]

my deck is literally 8 cards I happened to get good levels on that somehow make half a coherent deck

and also nicely counter midladder bs :3

[fiery nymph]

this is my main

[humble gulch]

I can't fucking upgrade poison

[compact gazelle]

i am hell of a lot lower level than both of you :3

[fiery nymph]

how about we bring this to #🃏・off-topic kinda getting out of hand

[compact gazelle]

only played over winter

[compact gazelle]

ok

[humble gulch]

🐑

[craggy hearth]

ANYTHING but discussing about balatro 💔

but yeah this is an #🃏・off-topic discussion lol

[fiery nymph]

yeah it was getting a lil crazy mb

[worldly edge]

||btw april fools||

||All the new stuff i posted was indeed a mod, just getting in the spirit of it||

[harsh quarry]

It's all coming together

Fuck me it's canio

[fiery nymph]

i could use tht rn

[indigo mesa]

i already have mult set up so this isnt worth taking right?

[compact gazelle]

custom or no?
definitely reminds me of multiplayer chad :3

[worldly edge]

Custom

[indigo mesa]

also, of course card sharp is good for surviving, but should i prefer chaos the clown? (looking for an endless build)

[harsh quarry]

Maybe canios goated hold on

[summer pollen]

Okay so

Right after that ante 19 run

I uh

[harsh quarry]

WHAAAAT

[summer pollen]

Got triple blueprint

I'm cryinf

[harsh quarry]

[viral raft]

thx obelisk

you're cool

[summer pollen]

I'm saving this seed and sharing It later

[harsh quarry]

Thanks

Can you get soul cards from tarot packs?

[summer pollen]

I'll replay It and make a quick guide or something

[viral raft]

yep

[summer pollen]

Yeah

[harsh quarry]

Ok

[summer pollen]

Tarot and spectral

[harsh quarry]

I was worried bcs I've only been getting them on dev mode

[viral raft]

You get souls in Tarot and spectrals
and black holes in Celestial and Spectrals

[torpid notch]

craxy run i got

[harsh quarry]

Oh yea

U right

[viral raft]

yep

funny huh?

[torpid notch]

those cards were 10 xmult

[harsh quarry]

WHAT.

Casually drops 1000x mult

[torpid notch]

wdym 1000

[harsh quarry]

10³

TWO holograms and blueprint

[torpid notch]

more like 22000

[harsh quarry]

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[ripe gull]

what in the average game discussion

did i walk in on

[ancient gyro]

clash royale

[ripe gull]

yea

[harsh quarry]

I'm crine

[torpid notch]

W

[harsh quarry]

My best x was a blueprint throwback with brainstorm

[compact gazelle]

very on topic discussions going on here
nothing else officer

[steady marten]

Natural negative baron first shop 🔥

[harsh quarry]

Like 6-8³

[torpid notch]

hologarm joker is cracked

[harsh quarry]

Hologram + stampy one

Whatever it's called

After this run is over you want me to make a joker deck just around hologram?

AAAAA

Is this worth

Deleting the polychrome

[viral raft]

all that in Gold stake is actually crazy

well done

[viral raft]

yeaaah

is probably one of the best combo

[harsh quarry]

Yes

[viral raft]

delete everything

and play pair

[harsh quarry]

To think 5 minutes ago I said fuck canio

[viral raft]

idk

[viral raft]

Do NOT dis Canio

he's goated

[harsh quarry]

IM SORRY

[viral raft]

even without Pare canio is great

[harsh quarry]

Goated?

Canio btw

CHECKERED*

[viral raft]

i see Shitstone there

not goated enough

[harsh quarry]

i-its good.. sniff..

I JUST NEED ALL 6S AND I WIN

[viral raft]

nah is just meh

you need alot of flush levels too

[ancient gyro]

don't cut your nails too close to your fingers

[harsh quarry]

It's a better ancient joker on checkered personally

[woven spire]

GRAH

oh didnt mean to reply

[harsh quarry]

I meant.. in profile stats

Oh snap

[summer pollen]

How do i get two seeds like this back to back bro

[viral raft]

but you don't have Diamons and clubs

[summer pollen]

Insane

[harsh quarry]

Seeded runs

:3

[ancient gyro]

we're not learning a single thing in gs 👅

[harsh quarry]

Exactly

[viral raft]

Balatrostats. com

[harsh quarry]

All 6s bloodstone is able to be used every time

[viral raft]

you said ancient joker

not Bloodstoner

[harsh quarry]

I know

I was saying 6bloodstone is better than ancient in checkered deck

Canio would be better if I could FIND A WAY TO DESTROY CARDS

[viral raft]

i mean that's like saying face cards are useless in abandoned

that's mostly true

[harsh quarry]

Ancient isn't USELESS

just useless HALF the time

[south path]

obviousoly 😭

[ancient gyro]

where have I heard that before

[viral raft]

fair enough

[torpid notch]

bleh

[harsh quarry]

Istg if the next tarot pack doesn't have hanged man I'm making it myself

[ancient gyro]

bloodstuh gets hard countered by some bosses unlike aj

[harsh quarry]

True true

[south path]

you can apply that for photochad tho but its still good

[ancient gyro]

photo ballot doesn't have any hard counters

[south path]

lost a run on ante 4 to the plant with photochadchad

[harsh quarry]

SON

[rapid patio]

what about no face cards

[ancient gyro]

provided youve heard of glass numbers

cause it's been 2 years

[south path]

i was on ante 4

[ancient gyro]

you should know better

[harsh quarry]

I'm losing my mind

Zero hanged man ever

[south path]

no way of getting a ton of glass cards

that early

[ancient gyro]

doesn't dismiss my statement

[south path]

but yeah i had a few

[woven spire]

a bit late, wee

[ancient gyro]

you only need 1
doesn't dismiss my earlier statement

[rapid patio]

what

[ancient gyro]

what boss blind is that

[south path]

yeah bro i used all my discards up looking for it

only 2 discards

[rapid patio]

i dont remember

[south path]

or wait no i was on black stake

[ancient gyro]

😐

[south path]

so 3

no wastefujl though

[harsh quarry]

OH MY GOOOOOD

GIVE ME HANGED NAN

[ancient gyro]

this just sounds like unconditional scoring jokers upscaling

[south path]

also the sad part was the only glass cards were face cards

[rapid patio]

the plant

[harsh quarry]

Oh shit?

[ancient gyro]

genius at work

[harsh quarry]

What's the call guys

Do I just fuck off and delete blood

[ancient gyro]

that doesn't hard counter photo ballot

[south path]

does or doesnt if you have other actual good jokers and not relying fully on photochad or jusst glass cards in general

or chicot but who the fuck keeps chicot

[harsh quarry]

SHUT UP

[ancient gyro]

decent players

[rapid patio]

oh yeah if you get that specific combo and then like 8 glass cardss

[harsh quarry]

I'm always being bullied

[rapid patio]

that's not very consistent

[ancient gyro]

stick with unconditional scoring

[harsh quarry]

I WENT FROM SCORING 20K TO 120K

FUCK BLOODSTONE

Never buying it again the second I deleted it I quintupled

[hybrid valve]

what is the ideal ratio for blueprint/brainstorm baron:mine

would it be baron 2:1

[harsh quarry]

6:7

[harsh quarry]

Wowza

WAAAA

WAAAA

I USED WHEEL TWIXE THIS RUN AND THEY BOTH WORKED

AND I GOT HANGED MAN