#🕹・game-discussion
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but like that might not be what 1.1 is so we dont know
4 dollar rebate
Honestly shocked he mentioned a specific thing being buffed
ok here's unambiguously not a joke confirmation
it's too universal

i think i'm gonna lose the boss blind on this one
my scoring isn't quite strong enough :C
rip
What is it per hand
ballot sort of has a bp/bs moral standing on how it's used
nerfing a thing in a roguelike feels like a bad idea
if i'm playing a two pair it's like 10k
what if wild cards smeared off to the surrounding cards
i dont agree
sts2:
You gotta use that halfsies
sts:
Also you have a lot of money
What if chicot made boss rerolls free instead of disabling the boss lol >:D
I think you can forgo the faceless after this round
unless its so egregiously overpowered
so it does nothing unless you have dcut/retcon
would making chad mp chad make things better
ts so peak🥹✌️

too bad i cant take it lol
Makes it more interesting imo but i think thunk has said that he isnt touching chad
lol
if something is too dominant in the meta then it's deserving of a nerf, or at the very least things need to be rebalanced.
and you shouldn't really just do buffs alone, as that's how you get power creep (cough RoR2, tboi)
alright
what if you sold negative mime for the +0 slots it'd give you
time to nerf rtb, green joker and supernova
i did it
and make the game friggin unplayable
i got chigoat
ror2 powercreep is so bad
ante 39
is +33 mult good enough to take supernova on
thats just pair nerf
also i doubt hes going to be doing much balancing around gs players anyway
yeah especially since i have no retcon
Nah it’s basically a free retcon (this is a bad idea lmao)
replace your half joker with it
blue stake is being reworked which already partially addresses the pair meta
ante 25 btw
they're entire niche just happens to fit in the current pair slop meta
i was gonna replace faceless
since im already getting max interest
perkeo with cryptid would be nice but im on plasma lol
ah yea that is fine too, propably
so basically impossible
like try playing 2 pairs or any 5 card spammable hand with any of those scalers
faceless is still incredibly good econ
since you have 4 discards
or on some black deck seeds
He has like 70 bucks
i'm on ante 7
plant is gonna come back and kill me
is there much more econning to do
on red deck?
No imo
i beat it with luchador first go around
plant's gonna come and it's gonna roll straight into the psychic
What joker can i sell for the invisible joker (rocket give to much money)
im still down for 3 hands 3 discards as a base amount for all decks to deviate away from pairs
id sell brainstorm for luchador if it happened but lol
still would suck
if you can find one
i think i need to sell brainstorm anyway for ante 32
"chad is honestly a problem too, but I don't have the heart to nerf"
for bean
+4 handsize
yeah chad is very iconic
call it a rework for the day
i think i'm dead
hi dead
blue seals 😭 fair ig
hes right
Guys?
blue seals are ridiculous
dont you have acrobat?
tho how to target
how close are you to dying
the seals go from like C -> B -> A -> S+, there's too much of a spread and blue seals are so dominating in the current meta
just sell rocket
ur gonna sell rocket when u pop invis anyway
standards are opened solely for blue seals most of the time
wish me luck
right?
Red seals the worst?
yeah
yeah
Then it’s like gold, then purple
needle pass
generally
yes
how much of that is contributed by pairslop (Curious)
I'd argue red seal is B
the other seals do something of ample value on their own
not much honestly
blue seals are dominant in their own right
Just weak
Mmmm a little bit
cuz pairslop gets to hold onto blue seals much better
red seals are really only strong with things supporting them
if you're absolutely set on keeping rocket, you gotta sell perkeo
Ok
yeah
Got it
No I think I sell rocket
gold seals are okay without support
yea
time for final boss
essentially just sack whatever isn't part of your scoring since you're gonna sell it anyways when invis appears
they're good for occasional rental offsets
gold seals are much better with retriggers but still 3 dollars every now and again is really fun and helps with rental problems occasionally
But I have observatory
true but still way above red seals
without support
then def dont
if i'm just going for ante 8 should i spend all my money rerolling before the final boss blind
Yeah Lilo you were right. The photochad was bait. This has been a boringly smooth run with square and grimbo
sell perkeo
yes
gold seals are honestly probably worse than gold cards without support
i would spread them out throughout ante 8 but yeah
luckies are a close 2nd
its fine imo cuz gold seals are tied to spectral/pack
wait
devil is also reliant on pack rng
Taking this invis to ante 8 tho lol. Haven’t needed to sell it
spread your rerolls so you don't get severe diminishing returns per reroll in one shop
glass is definitely slept on for glass joker enabling and deckfixing
glass is pretty good i always try to have some glass in my deck
im hoping that glass and steel are buffed indirectly by a shift towards higher hands in 1.1
glass for deckfixing can be bait cuz they just might never break sometimes (i treid to deckfix with them and in the end glass outnumbers my Queen)
but true
golds are the best huh
Glass purple/ glass blue is slept on
sure but you can also bottom deck rebate every single round, doesnt make it a bad pickup because you can lowroll something that isnt vital to survival.
glass and steel kinda get a decent scoring crutch from blue seals
which deck should i play next?
blue
black
checkered
play easier decks while you are learning
oh right you're new
blue or yellow
yeah go blue
oh he's learning
i have white stake on red, yellow, blue and green
i love glass with blue seals my goat
You could try black
anything except black
Duality
Not that bad on white stake
do not play black deck
it's the hardest deck
lol
Try magic
om
Magic is fun
you are blinded by experience. black deck is still horrible on white, it's just relatively easy compared to anything on gold because it's white stake
blue is great because it's the easiest deck, and checkered is great because finding hands is really easy
yellow deck is like the most simple
Fair lol
i HATE anaglyph deck!!!
- i don't have checkered deck
yellow deck is nice cause early shops can be more interesting
here, have some quick buck
I had fun with it early on
i already have white stake blue deck too
damn
checkered requires you to win on black deck lol
It was the deck I got farthest on before I switched to PC
Why not try red stake on blue?
If I remember right
'='
and i HATE hess!!!
probably do red stake blue deck or yellow deck
wait so it is not even possible to unlock checkers deck?
because black deck is only for topplayers
i'll probably fail because no econ but sure
Lmao
Dude
yeah it's literally not doable
zodiac deck ‼️
you have +$1 a round on blue deck, your econ is set
behind what is it locked tho :nails:
bus
are any of these worth taking
insane start
holy guacomole dilemma
ive taken
is bus really that good
riffraff
both are worth taking
2 voucher skips
yes
and 5 colas
the tough new player dilemma
it is ANTE 27
the raff
how am i gonna get that up in the earlygame
raffle
you have 5 hands
bus is INSANELY powerful
roffle
dont play face carda
I'd take riff raff here though
its a scaling joker, quite good and worth a pickup any day
except riffraff is there. and it can pull out the bus joker
5 hands per round, 15 per ante
Riffle raffle to riff the raffling
riff raff w
and if i play a single face card once it's all wiped away
GG
riffraffle w
score*
you have to SCORE one
not play one
score, not just play. you have 3 discards and also you can play non-face pairs and throwaway faces alongside it as long as the faces dont score
i guess bro
Anti pair spam Joker Idea:
Referee
Common
+1 chip for every scored card
-1 chip for every unscored card
this could be a poll ngl
how would i play it
if you play an ace or a low pair and your hand just has singular face cards in it, they're discarded
you have 3 discards which is well enough to never be in a play face scenario
yeah so you can play a pair of 10s with a jack and that wouldnt reset bus
simply don't score any faces
4 pairs beats 450 requirements, try to make use of all your hands
democracy doesnt work here because some people are really stupid and the average player is not going to give good takes
bus is the better option here, riff raff CAN pull bus but it'll be late
i think i get it
whats the context
you can get a bus from riff raff anyway
could
it's a risk you shouldn't take over getting a bus guaranteed
it could also get green joker
hm they both are reallly good but id take bus
it could also just not
Yeah i would take bus over riff raff in a pack
espeically on blue deck
too unlikely
either way its red stake
it could also get red card
photo
by the time you get bus from riff raff, it'll have like -25 mult from what it'd previously be
chad
blue deck bus tho
egg
and that's if you're LUCKY
okay
i invented playing cards i would know
im taking that
somebody didn't lose their black deck streak from low raff pull
super
the expected value for riff is low compared ot just getting bus guaranteed
i mean yeah if you get double econ its kinda fucked
i already accidentally lost my mult
i also invented the number 4
im useless time to reset 🥺
:( LOCK IN TWIN
nonononono
and also direct sell value if the riffraff isnt giving the best stuff
Don’t reset????
but i lost my mult
this is a crazy start even if you crashed the bus
wgat the point
Dude what ante are you on
the bus was only at like 2mph
it's fiiiine
NO DONT ITS FINEEE
bus indirectly saves you money by not being required to need other jokers for a longer amount of rounds
i'll get the bus when it next comes around
no it isnt. this is a loser's mentality
what fuck
Dude
dont get depressed upon one loss
i was going into ante 2
DUDE
i lost out on basically
YOU WERE FINE
bro
Hang on
you can win ante 2 without jokers
rtb isn't that uncommon regardless
a whole +4 mult is not a run ender 😭
can, not probably. but they can win ante 2 with a bus
THAT ISNT THE POINT
the point is you reset when you didnt need to
i dont think i beat ante 32 with this setup but if i sell brainstorm on ante 32 for bean
i think i make it
looks like somebody got a black hole
that was a good ass start, if you hadn't given up it most likely would've won
But you need to stop
learning is playing through your blunders
i got abstract joker this run
is ok
next time just play it out
we can salvage this
Black hole on Black Deck and lost to bad draws
hey guys these are in the correct order right?
black++ has taught me to play out my "losses" no matter what
That's lousy
yes
do you have a red seal
Uhh i would copy the sock once
yep looks good
if no red seal, copy sock once
I have a few reds in my deck
actually
id copy the sock twice instead
its worse than copying 1 trib 1 sock but
retriggers!!!
❌
okay so top end is 161
i was speedrunning to get a blueprint and i got brainstorm instead what the fuck mam
streaking taught me this 😀
brian storm
holy gruel
mmm abstract yum
gguh
red card yippee
yum
red cardy
take spectral
Are u sure?
Red card is nice
why is red card good
red carding
red card, then spectral
do i just skip every booster pack from now on
because it's +6 mult per round
red card then spectral
makes not guaranteed value guaranteed
you open every booster pack from now on
unconditional scaling requirements
Bait or feasible?
mostly
Don’t go crazy spending all your money though
over the other common scalers
You still need Econ
take it for the funny
do 1 trib 1 sock its generally best.
2 sock is for lmao retrigger adrenaline
its worse to copy sock without red seal
its yellow, you'll be fine
I guess yeah
Yeah I feel like since it’s yellow I’ll be fine
skip for red card imo
Bro I forgot you’re on blue stake
Another large hand enabler idea:
Idk about the name lol
uncommon
x2 if played hand contains 5 scoring cards
then should i take the standard pack and skip it or
Blue deck I mean
purple seal is good
You would’ve been fine with ride the bus
tribe 2.0
Hardly
next ante or standard pack
oh yeah the chad, if no chad then copying sock is better right?
if it has a blue seal, take that
More like seeing double
+3 mult isnt needed right away, medium is a permanent addition to your deck while you're not in a dire situation
Oh wait…
no blue seal
gets judgement
sells chad
uses judgement
+3 mult is also permanent
rechading
until you sell red card
why would one sell it though
not always
whos selling red card
why would you sell your mult engine
same argument can be made for destroying the purple seal lol
can i grab blue joker for early chips
yeah
YES
Why the fuck is tribe rare again?
for a spectral its unlikely to beat 50 chip edition
sure
yeah but who's doing that without reason
consistency
fair reason
and now i just found a negative square joker
why would I sell red card without reason
The most consistent hand
should i buy celestial packs to feed red card or keep building econ
econ
a better alternative scaler later down
tribe is so fucking bad
this is one card out of a current 52 that you can upgrade for something that might help in the earlygame but will never do anything past midgame
econ
econ until interest cap
thats a reason. im just making the same arguments you are but with red card instead of the purple seal
Get your interest cap
you have abstract and blue that holds you out for a while whilst you wait for money to open packs to scale red
the former can be replaced
Red card will come with the monies
if you find econ, grab it
otherwise wait for interest
purple seal can also be replaced
im so close to econ cap 🥺
by what
1 more dollar
econ, tarot gen
idk if +3 mult is gonna do anything either
it stacks up
yeah chips also stack up
if you think +3 mult is small, then your red card will be at +6 mult by the end of the run
not from foil
ok iam at econ cap
now if we were talking about runner
its 25$ right
yes
now i can start opening packs and feeding red card
agree cuz its a decent chip joker
if we were talking about runner, those chips would stack up like hell
but foil isn't that good on a card all things considered
yes it is
if it was on a joker, that'd be more reliable and would be something
I love Runner
i see message with more than 3 reactions i react
I prefer the immediate consumable gen in deck
yeah they're arguing that aura was the better option in that spectral
aura is the worst of the 3
foil?
doesnt matter what it hits
Aura sucks, even if its like 50% foil its not worth it over a purple seal
i'm gonna start having to play multiple hands to score soon
oh yeah
whats the best joker to brainstorm
medium trumps aura om
what do i do?
photograph
thats completely fine
expected actually
i got two spectral packs to gamble on
I hate when aura gives me polychrome
and big egg
ohmy days its the bloodstone guy hi
sure
take both
oke
grab egg and spectrals
gamba
I love Medium
ankh and hex
take mime too wtf
prob skip
skip
take both and rip overstock
do you die if you hex red card
neh
WHAT A START!
why mime?
what is red card at
the classic rare skip
talisman and hex
speculative mime is always good
im not dropping blue joker for a hex'd or ankh'd red card there
im gonna take some free money
sure
true
and we can take egg and mime
atp i dont even know
lets fricking go
??????????????????????
you need more
wait
this is not vanilla behaviour twin
it's speculative
oh
it does nothing for you rn
retrigger held cards (ehhhhh.) with blue seal, gold card etc u can take that. rn the deck has neither
that's the neat part, it won't do anything rn
i have a gold card i think
retriggers effects held in hand (blue seals, gold, steel, stm)
so gold cards, steel, blue seals doesnt do much right now but can be a very good money engine later
fr
LETS GO
💀
sure, why not
mime is a joker i take like 95% of the time i see it lol
6 WHOLE DOLLARS
basically, mime has a good amount of pieces that work well
yeah
i'm quite rich
:kaching:
i can spend 8$ for 6 mult
nothing, but gold cards and blue seals are super strong and get better with mime
that's like one more pack
a whole 43 smackaroons
so if you have the space mime can be a good pickup
do i take +3 mult or a gold seal
yeah mime is one of the more decent speculative pick ups imo
+3 mult
skip
pass
+3
skip you already have a gold seal
oh right you do
pass ig
BLUUUE SEAL
unless it's a blue seal i probably wouldnt take anything
HUGE
skip until your red card is at a stable enough mult
BLUE SEAL
grab blue
here win
YASS
TAKE
huge actions
BLUE
and yeah that's why we take spec mime
now you play pairs for blue seal
i also have juggler in shop but
it's worth digging by using your 5 hands for the blue
pairs?
take it over abstract
i been playing flushes this whole t ime
😭
💔
I got a Blueprint guys look
pairs allow you to hold the blue seals and gold cards in your hand more
common new player trap i understand
Take it? Or try to find something to get me past Ante 32? Both the Juggler and the mime were Nat negative. Next ecto is -3 hand size.
but im worried if i play pairs ill lose out on scoring
🔥
LMAO DNA FOUND
HOLY TOTALLY BLUEPRINT JOKER
the demon of babylon disguises himself with the cloak of the righteous
Truly
a majority of your score is from jokers
not after one blue seal hit
IM ON ANTE 29
nevermind
the levels will do some crazy magic
flushes scale the same chips as pairs, and are only slightly faster with mult
game is trolling
This Deck suuuuuuuuuucks
but you have mult sorted with red card
so i just need to discard and play hands until i find the blue seal
yeah
blue seal located
nice!!
ideally only win once you have blue seal, and if you really want to you can dig for gold too
i agree with this but its still funny to hear "only slightly faster" when 2 is 2* of 1
flushes have a higher failure rate against bosses and finding flush specific jokers and what not
if you find a devil or chariot i would put it on the blue seal as well
relative to the consistency drop off it's really not that much
Suuuuuuuuuucks
use em
if mult jokers didn't exist id pay attention
gotta use them (hover and click the use that pop on the right ithink)
also mult scales usually scale much faster than this so the mult from flush levels only really matter for photo, aj and glass
^this is so you don't block mercury from spawning btw
did dat
you have no perkeo
what can i do here?
hanged man
either hanged man or skip
just hang some numbered cards
hung men
make blue seal easier
^
gotcha
chariot a steel i think
yeah i would hang the aces probably
tho hanged man.
death into blue seals and hanged man are all you really care about over +3 imo
i also have this as my shop
hermit maybe
they already have very good econ
ah fair
blue seals are your chip scalers that happen to not consume any joker slots
hologram could be something
HOLOGRAM
hologram is a pick up
over what?
egg
oh fuck I had completely written off magic trick
collecting the gems
egg and juggler?
forgot it had hologram uses
probably drop egg
Crazy combo
eggy
holo :thonk: and playing voucher
hm
does egg cover the cost
you dont need to drop 2 jokers
or juggle
the voucher is magic trick
take magic trick and hologram
they have money from gold card, seal and interest
do not grab dusk lol
doesnt really matter
now how will i grow my hologram
magic trick
oh rgith
standard packs
and standard packs
you right
and spectral packs
and standard packs
hologram is now something you want to scale over the +3 mult in a standard pack
xmult is huge
SPADE SPADE
hanged man is even more of your friend now as well
key note, late game it's ok to not scale red card as much with its diminishing returns and other x mult jokers getting more out of it
another 2 mercuries
i should play some balatro
woot woot
but i don't feel like it
I usually stop at like +40-+50
this sh so fun to participate in
you should never really "stop" scaling it
well yeah but
and pairs don't care about deck bloat compared to other 5 card hands
I value it less after that
lvl 6 pair...
yeah if a pack is bad you might as well skip
1.25x hologram
nice !! you win these
stuff is looking okay for now but it could totally be looking better
how's scoring going?
it can always be better
i have glitched and crazy joker in my shop both of which i don't need
misprint tech!!
misprint whatever that is
another x mult joker would be cool
i think it's called misprint i don't have it discovered
300 runs and youve not picked up misprint once
nope
couldnt make it out of r1
that's insane
i just didn't see the point in it
you dont even know what it does
what's the range on it anyways
it gives random mult
ig
its a simple mult joker with some rng
i think 0 to 23
it's very good early
the hook might be scary though
just not something to rely on in the mid game
holy econ
it could discard my blue seal which woul be not a good time
17G7RURZ pretty much perfect hanging chad run but i sold against the mark 🙁
one blind of not scaling, boohoo /lh
:C
one time i got space joker and oa6 and it failed 5 times in a row
it matters to me...
me when no oops all 6s
we're so back
that won't kill you long term
oops! no 6
lmao
ive had space miss 26 times in a row before. happens eventually if you play with it for long enough
idk if i beat ante 32 tho ngl
bean would be your best shot
then i ran out of discards and had to use one of my hands and it leveled up that
No. No noooo nooooo!!
i just dont know
👀
ye
if the extra handsize will be enough
skip
1 round and here's how much money I made
cuz its -1 copy
not just handsize
hologram
but ill try it
i forgot about hologram
Brainstorm isn't Eternal!
holo value
hologram?
almost 200
what about this shop
should be good to go Next Round
bean is +5 permanent hand size if you get it at the right time
I would go next
i literally said "wait" "WAIT" "i forgot about hologram" twin
yeah with bean bug
i snail ... sorry
roll
holy technical reroll
burglar would go insane
why would you not roll
Goated
owo
i forgot about the magic trick
even without magic trick why would you not roll
Yayuhhhh
theyre well above interest
You got this
pairs go nuts
it doesn't make sense with the jokers i have
because you have a very good setup
saving for packs since the next boss is hook right?
chip scaling moment
yes it does
Bc pairs are the best hand in the game
does it ?
And you have chips mult xmult
regardless
setup is good
+chips, +mult, xmult
it's because you've played this game really well and made choices that made your jokers stronger
fyi, scoring with flushes will yield a similar result with far more work
you have very good chips scaling with blue seals, you have very good +mult scaling with red card, and you have hologram and magic trick
do i rr
roll
Sure
chariot
chairot and roll
you have scaling +mult, scaling xmult, and blue joker with adding a shitload of cards to your deck
erosion and the world
lol
both not very useful
Chariot even better cos mime
yeah
I'll take world if nothing else better
this is like the biggest straight ever i think
"even better" is still not good though, red card is scaled very high
I lost
pair scaling
blue seal
It’s okay chungus you did it
yeah but they're like level 12 pair already or something
it's a 3 dollar well worth investment
red card is their mult source though
just throw the steal on the blue seal
yay
How do you reach Ante 12 on Black Deck?
and that triggers after the fact
yay, blue seal!
why are you trying to do that lmao
why not more scaling for something that's not gonna kill them regardless of either decision
also am back, i imagine everyone mustve missed me hehe
if you can get through the early and midgame, the joker slot
because its money
The same way you reach ante 16 on plasma just with a harder early
yeah but 3 dollar for a little bit extra scoring on the blue seal they haev to hold anyway si fine
rip, gluttony for the 7 gold
Because I'm curious
another blue seal
Petroglyph!!!!

And die early too
time for boss blind
take it
Plasma is weird
Nuu
should i justice a card into a glass card just incase i need it
Hell no.
Sure
i don't imagine i will but still
plasma is an easier earlygame with a harder midgame and a trivial lategame with enough xmult
you suggest them to roll down a few shops ago and now you're telling them to not take chariot in a blue seal heavy run?
sure, why not
you could sure
this hypocrite man
What hand is carta mas alta
???
High Card
i do not see how i'm a hypocrite
I always play high card
mime
well over $30
"dont take steel"
Interesting
i love money
how does that make me a hypocrite
rolling has value
steel is throwing away money
time for medium
thats not hypocrite though thats just a bad opinion
literally
High Card. I love it
can't blame me for disagreeing when youre just using the wrong term
this deck...
I am a beginner at Spanish but i didnt think hc would be translated to something like hand most tall
like does it matter to take the chariot no not really they win anyway but with mime its probably worth it
uh
do y'all have joker ideas
highest card
can someone say "idk just take a random one" for me rq
DAMN right
Welcome to the club
hmmm
you should be playing pairs over high cards really
please
Carta alta. High Card
sorry
emotion got in the way over this one user
pairs scale better and have better joker synergy for not much consistency loss
+15 hypermult >:)
another 2 mercuries
No. 🧿⚰️🙉
pairs are top 1 hand, even if hc is top 2
we are at level 8 pair now
Fuck it. ^15 mult
Sometimes I have to
hc is not top 2, it's overshadowed by pair too much to be that high
We teaching him pairslop?
Ahhhhh
That's gross
3.75x mult hologram
yeah hc is in the obelisk shadow if pair was the stone tower
i got dis
eris bing second looks so wrong
btw is it fine to spend if you're over 25$
eris bing 👽
Third place High Card
tux penguin, he gives ^15 mult if the player is playing on linux
as long as you meet interest cap u can spend?
yes
bogos binted
Your name is literally Checkers
ideally be above interest cap so you preserve money, which you can use while still being above interest cap
yeah thats roughly what you want to do, but spread your rolls and dont roll down too much in one shop
level 10 pairs...
I saw the stake indicator. How are you feeling?
We taught him pair slop
more or less
(i start thinking of reroll like $5 over max interest)
WHY ARE YOU TEACHING THE NEW PLAYER PAIRSLOP
because it's good
because they want to win
thats actually all they care about rn
IT'S BORING
we love this community
THEY WANT TO WIN
should i grab this voucher
but it works, also the first time you do it its not that boring
AND SO WE ARE TEACHING THEM HOW TO
WINNING IS FUN
WINNING IS FUN
yessssssss
AND YES
I DON'T CARE THE WHOLE POINT OF A GAME IS TO HAVE FUN
winning is fun
PAIR SLOP IS FUN THOUGH
It would help his collection
I THINK
ONE META ABOUT DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER IS NOT FUN
why are you policing their fun.
if theyre having fun then shut up ❤️
check your balance
$35 or over i take (unless if going into boss blind)
@red briar are you having fun
RTB is fun imo
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if i win this red stake i'll be having fun sure
keep your yap shut @stoic isle
you win these for sure
kinda sounds like chat is just telling them what to do instead of letting him play and figure the game out himself
lvl 12 pair sure is fun
oh look it's the fun police
retrograde
they lost 300 games in a row
and came in here asking for help
i like the part where the score is on fire
Score on fire is awesome
if pairslop helps with that then ill sloppair
It's a tutorial. Let us teach him how to cook