🎙・server-chat

[rare yew]

because it's easy to understand

[hardy oasis]

madness doesnt have to eat a joker to trigger

[median elm]

yeah

[rare yew]

and it has a minigame

[median elm]

which is fun

[tawny pasture]

loyalty cards flavor is great. but not very practical xmult

[pseudo ridge]

consume your Chicot (it happened to me once)

[haughty grail]

Suddenly madness is way more useful to me now

[fading arrow]

grabbing loyalty card for baseball value

🔥

[median elm]

baseball card is also really fun

[fading arrow]

baseball upscale

[honest canopy]

Loyalty Card has a small use case of: I have a free joker slot holy shit I can see The Wall/Vessel coming in 2 rounds

[dreamy rock]

yeah when theres nothing else, but maybe it was just me as a new player it was an always take for me and id rely on it a lot cuz i saw it gave me big scores that one or two times, but u realize its not a reliable pick and mostly theres a better optimal joker that doesnt need u to gamble ur hands, when it hits big u prob dont need the extra mult, and when it doesnt hit big enough it screws u

[median elm]

thats a kinda minigame in of itself

[rare yew]

so what loyalty card should be... every round by default? That feels like it loses the loyalty flavour

[pseudo ridge]

it's like grabbing the useless eternal negative for temperance value

[fading arrow]

that just makes it acrobat

so i guess not

[honest canopy]

Loyalty Card is FUN as-is. Not practical but honestly it's fun if you wanna use it

[haughty grail]

Getting baseball card in the store is like seeing your favorite cousin at a family party

[hardy oasis]

loyalty rework:
1x mult for every day you open balatro in a row

[median elm]

loyalty is pretty good as is

[fading arrow]

getting baseball from judgement

[rare yew]

it's bad but maybe that's okay

[median elm]

i think its okay that there are jokers that arent super viable like idol and loyalty in runs

[dreamy rock]

ig u could tune it up a tiny bit since it does feel underwhelming for being a RARE joker, maybe 5 hands instead of 6 would make it more attractive or balanced while maintaining the same flavor idk

[hardy oasis]

bad jokers are needed to make great jokers stand out

[opaque shard]

It's like your crack addict uncle you still love for some reason

[honest canopy]

I stand by the fact that no joker is bad, some are just more situational

[warm shale]

That’s what regular ole jimbo is for

[drifting fox]

isn't it uncommon

[fading arrow]

terrible comparison but fair enough

[hardy oasis]

loyalty is NOT a rare

[rare yew]

It's uncommon

[haughty grail]

New joker idea, +1 mult for every dollar donated

[dreamy rock]

oh im wrong then mb

[rare yew]

It could be common

[dreamy rock]

it should be fine then

[haughty grail]

Real life dollars btw

[hardy oasis]

thats just flash card

[honest canopy]

4x Mult that is common would be wild

[fading arrow]

its more like bootstraps and bull

[dreamy rock]

drivers license is the rare one

[median elm]

i like it as its niche in uncommon

[hardy oasis]

no those are about saving, this is about spending

[dreamy rock]

which is fine in terms of balance i feel like

[haughty grail]

Real life money this time

[rare yew]

similarly, 4 fingers is only okay for high hour players but when you get that card as a new play it feels like you are god

[glad oriole]

but its not unconditional

[warm shale]

Is there any other common xmult

[median elm]

photo

[haughty grail]

Yeah exactly

[honest canopy]

Still would be powerful

[hardy oasis]

4 fingers shortcut felt like actual cheating when i first found it

[rare yew]

I remember watching so many streamers lose their mind when they got 4fing for the first time

[drifting fox]

another x mult joker that is common would be interesting since theres only one(?)

[honest canopy]

Cavendish and Photo

[median elm]

oh yeah cav

[haughty grail]

When you have developed your deck 4 fingers is kinda useless

[pseudo ridge]

how would a xmult joker for high card be like?

[honest canopy]

When

[opaque shard]

4 fingers is still fun

[hardy oasis]

1x mult duh

[haughty grail]

Yeah before that its great

[drifting fox]

wow i had no idea cavendish was common

[rare yew]

4fing and Square joker best friends

[dreamy rock]

idk, i feel like we saw how that goes with every single run of balatro being looks inside* photochad, it does kinda disproportionately dictate most runs as a veteran

[glad oriole]

i can see why most people underrate chicot at first, it doesnt feeel like it does anything, and in fact makes the game less interactive

[honest canopy]

if 4 fing why no 3 fing? 🤔

[haughty grail]

I think 4 fingers should be common though

[haughty grail]

Half joker synergy

[median elm]

i think 4 fingers being uncommon is fine

[dreamy rock]

a common joker with x mult, unless with serious drawbacks will always be super op

[glad oriole]

4f square flush build 👀

[opaque shard]

1 finger and it just gives you flush five every round

[hardy oasis]

4 fingers is too unique of an effect to be common

[haughty grail]

Wait 3 fingers might be good

[honest canopy]

Now you're thinking with portals

[tawny pasture]

Four fingers was one of my favorite jokers when I first started playing 4 card flushes slapped

[haughty grail]

Yeah you’re right

[opaque shard]

Favorite joker discussion go

Mine is madness

[haughty grail]

Blueprint

[median elm]

castle, shortcut or glass joker

[tidal bobcat]

Constellation

[rare yew]

generally:

• The better it is, the rarer it is
• The weirder it is, the rarer it is

[haughty grail]

Or baseball card

[honest canopy]

Ceremonial Dagger because I like reading

[glad oriole]

mail-in rebate......

[median elm]

yeah i like that the more niche the more rare

[honest canopy]

Rebate too strong

[rare yew]

oh you better believe rebate is getting a nerf

[median elm]

rebate is very good right now

down to 4?

[hardy oasis]

yeah rebate as an unc would make sense

[glad oriole]

figures

[haughty grail]

Rarer cards also seem more build specific

[glad oriole]

it deserves a nerf

[haughty grail]

Which is nice

[opaque shard]

The king of Rome has fallen

[rare yew]

especially with blue stake rework

[dreamy rock]

its so over

[opaque shard]

Deserved tho

[median elm]

oh yeahhh

[tidal bobcat]

fair enough
Nows the time for me to speedrun getting C++

[honest canopy]

Rebate is so powerful it makes other econ jokers look like crap. Even though they are good 😵 Rebate is just amazing

[rare yew]

blue stake rework is already a buff to rebate

[haughty grail]

Newer players mostly use common/uncommon, but as you get more experienced you see more value in rare cards

[opaque shard]

I failed to remember

[drifting fox]

my econnnnnn

[warm shale]

Lowk deserved

[glad oriole]

lowkey rebate was solid when it was $3 per

[dreamy rock]

surely we settle on the middle ground 4$

[haughty grail]

Never used rebate

[honest canopy]

Rebate gonna be a food joker and it perishes after X amount of discards

[haughty grail]

Prob cause I never got it early enough

[rare yew]

Like I think reducing to $4 AND blue stake rework puts it back where it is now

for gold stake runs

[median elm]

yeah

which is not that big of a nerf honestly

[glad oriole]

p much yeah

[honest canopy]

Faceless buff? 👀

[rare yew]

$3 isn't unreasonable

I think that's what I'm testing it at

[honest canopy]

Although I guess Blue Stake rework IS a Faceless buff maybe

[median elm]

yeah slightly

[haughty grail]

Still fine I think

[dreamy rock]

3$, it would be a much worse pickup than something like business card no?

[cerulean lotus]

What about photochad 👀

[rare yew]

it'd make you think

[honest canopy]

Isn't that the point?

[median elm]

yeah

[rare yew]

which is the point

[opaque shard]

Make it $2.5

[hardy oasis]

3 dolor or maybe 2 dolor???

[median elm]

it makes the other econs like oh yeah maybe this is better than rebate right now for me

[haughty grail]

Can we make it so that photograph retriggers

[honest canopy]

Thunk stole my line. Please don't copy me

[glad oriole]

no not really

[tidal bobcat]

3 is probably good

[median elm]

instead of just, oh i have rebate i dont really need anything else

[tawny pasture]

Decimal money is cursed

[dreamy rock]

at 3$ even at the very start of the game, ud always want business c ard instead imo, because its far more reliable and only keeps getting better as u fix ur deck more

[hardy oasis]

or hear me out

[rare yew]

Ok then you can take business card!

[median elm]

my rebate is at the same level as my blue print and brainstorm in rounds used

[hardy oasis]

early in the game you typically have open joker slots, have them both

[cerulean lotus]

I don't mind econ changes tbh. I think rebate is way too good currently.

[haughty grail]

Damn I’ve been missing out on rebate

[rare yew]

This is the best part about having 100% the game, I have my own sense for balance and the obvious problems are very obvious

[median elm]

i will get rebate and hold it for the entire game every single game, i almost never get rid of it at the moment

[rare yew]

rebate, pairs, blue seals (sorry)

[haughty grail]

Rocket is my rebate

[rare yew]

chad is honestly a problem too, but I don't have the heart to nerf

[haughty grail]

If I get it early enough

[cerulean lotus]

Nerf photochad too while you are at it. 👀 I would like to see redditors in shambles.

[dreamy rock]

i think its cool that rebate was like a early game op option while golden ticket or business card were more rewarding when you spend the time to deckfix setting them up

[glad oriole]

i had a run where i took two eternal rebates early on (ankh)

i won

[haughty grail]

I get so rich with rocket i reroll for fun

[hardy oasis]

guys i must confess

[warm shale]

This why ur the goat

[hardy oasis]

ive never done a pair build

[median elm]

chad is fun, but yeah it is very very good with glass/photo

[tawny pasture]

That's been my experience with c++ as well

[scarlet sorrel]

chad's an og we cant lose him 😔

[opaque shard]

I'd say making it uncommon should do the trick

[haughty grail]

No please dont

[rare yew]

photo doesn't need a nerf. Chad is the problem

chad is way too fun though

[median elm]

ooooof

[rare yew]

so is it really a problem?

[hardy oasis]

heres the thing

[scarlet sorrel]

if its fun then theres no problem highkey!

[hardy oasis]

chad makes beginners think as to what 2 retriggers on a card can even do

[tawny pasture]

We're allowed a little fun as a treat

[haughty grail]

Chad + suck and bussin

[honest canopy]

Fun? In this economy?

[rare yew]

chad still kind of acts like a facilitator, like a flavour enhancer

[hardy oasis]

and introduces the concept of retriggers really well imo

[dreamy rock]

what do u think about how they balanced it in multiplayer with one retrigger on the 1st and 2nd card

[median elm]

yeah chad being one extra trigger instead of 2 would make so many other things it works well with worse

[glad oriole]

thunk will immolate get a rework? it is a little too strong currently

[rare yew]

I don't look at mods

[rare yew]

No I like

[honest canopy]

mods delet this

[hardy oasis]

i just dont beleive you

[glad oriole]

valid

[opaque shard]

Tbh there's a high chance new jokers give us a combo just as good if not better than photochad

So there's that

[glad oriole]

i wouldnt change immolate either

[steel fiber]

yeah that's fair when it's like "should i nerf this... but it is fun though"

[tawny pasture]

Do not like

[rare yew]

It's really easy I don't really go on the internet

[glad oriole]

i was just curious

[median elm]

yeah, but photochad isnt the only thing chad is good for

[rare yew]

this is the only place I see them pop up

[hardy oasis]

ah why didnt i think of that

[honest canopy]

Here's the neat part about Chad. You don't need to take it 🙃

[rare yew]

yeah you do

it's too fun

[honest canopy]

Oh my b

[dreamy rock]

i mean, understandable but its not a new concept its just a balance change that a lot of people have played around with, what do u think about the idea of it being one trigger on the 1st card, one trigger on the 2nd instead of how it is now

[haughty grail]

No you’re obligated to take it every timr

[median elm]

Its so fun, it also teaches new players about which order the cards they play should be which is nice

[tawny pasture]

Gold seal lucky card hitting $23 is extremely satisfying to me

[scarlet sorrel]

chads a necessary evil you cant say no

[haughty grail]

Yeah

[rare yew]

That doesn't sound like something I'd want to do

[opaque shard]

Real

[haughty grail]

And its not too op imo

[dreamy rock]

ok fair enough

[haughty grail]

Maybe make it rare idk

Instead of a nerf

[hasty socket]

Hello sweeties

[median elm]

what?

[cerulean lotus]

I once visited nexusmods balatro. I have been scarred for life.

[rare yew]

I didn't say I was nerfing chad

it's not being nerfed

[warm shale]

Thankfully

[rare yew]

It's too fun

[dreamy rock]

thank god

[median elm]

yeah, chad is sooo fun

[rare yew]

I was saying it deserves a nerf

because it does

[hardy oasis]

you wouldnt nerf a car

[glad oriole]

nerf photo to trigger on the second played face

[hasty socket]

it's good with scaling jokers but alone Is useless so it's fair

[dreamy rock]

i feel like both photograph and chad are very balanced jokers, but put together the combination of photochad being so easy to find makes it so strong

[opaque shard]

It's like the crack addict uncle you still- I've said this before

[glad oriole]

eeemm chips

[median elm]

its also good with most of the enhancements in the game

[rare yew]

chad is 90% of the power of photochad

[glad oriole]

engancements

[dreamy rock]

their synnergy is just so amazing

[warm shale]

Photos still fun tho

[scarlet sorrel]

theyre dating actually

[hasty socket]

Just like 22 maximum

[glad oriole]

this is true but you gotta fix it somehow

i think

[rare yew]

photo is fine

[median elm]

like lucky cards, glass card, bonus cards are all much better with chad

[honest canopy]

Photochad also still needs chips or planet scaling. You gotta put in some work yourself

[haughty grail]

Yeah its great

[opaque shard]

Photochad yaoi

[scarlet sorrel]

photochad yaoi!!

[hasty socket]

Photochad yahooo

[median elm]

also photochad does require some backup plan of some sort if you havent already faced the plant

[glass token]

i swear to you every other run i get photochad

[median elm]

like getting glass cards, or having a backup hand that will score enough

[honest canopy]

The humble Justice tarot

[hardy oasis]

photo should access your webcam and put you on the joker

[glass token]

its just so easy to build

[haughty grail]

Scary face

[rare yew]

So rebate definitely could use a nerf because unlike chad it doesn't facilitate many types of playstyles

[honest canopy]

Too scary for me honestly. I always skip it

[rare yew]

which means rebate makes play more stale

[dreamy rock]

i would love to see something like photograph but for the last card tbh, maybe something thats not a face card so it would make a niche for weird number-face card flush houses maybe

[glass token]

then the plant that i hate shows up and ruins everything

[haughty grail]

Understandable

I try not to look at it

[rare yew]

same reason why like blueprint doesn't need a nerf even though it's probably way too good compared to an average joker

it facilitates many playstyles

[median elm]

yeah

[cerulean lotus]

Can we get dr spectered in the server. 👀 I would like to see his takes on the changes.

[opaque shard]

Blueprint is a reward

So it's okay if it's broken

[tawny pasture]

Who's gonna tell em

[haughty grail]

The day blueprint gets nerfed I will turn into dust and perish

[dreamy rock]

agreed, its THE pull to look for

[median elm]

jokers that help enable other jokers or playstyles are fun, general just: yep heres your econ for the whole game is less fun

[honest canopy]

Self-learning is best learning

[glad oriole]

riddle me this how the fuck would it be nerfed

[hasty socket]

Blueprint is good if you have good jokers ofc

[rare yew]

It's even good if you have bad jokers

[haughty grail]

Trigger it 1.5 times

[rare yew]

because it's still at least your best joker (usually)

[glad oriole]

that is more times than it triggers currently

[median elm]

also blueprint makes something like rebate just insane

[honest canopy]

Sometimes it's my worst joker if I'm not paying attention. Seems perfectly balanced to me

[haughty grail]

Blueprint is one of those rare jokers that are rare purely because they’re good and not weird

I feel like

[rare yew]

1 in 2 chance to copy effect of joker

[median elm]

but thats not blueprints fault thats more so rebates fault

[haughty grail]

0.5

[honest canopy]

Nopelatro becoming real 😱

[warm shale]

Make blueprint work with gold joker and my life is yours thunkboy

[stray bridge]

that would be diabolical

[dreamy rock]

thats diabolical, thats like the bloodstone curse

[scarlet sorrel]

evil

[glad oriole]

more oops all 6s usage 👀

[dreamy rock]

but even worse somehow

[hasty socket]

Don't even think about that mister!

[stray bridge]

blueprint + oops combos go crazy then

[dreamy rock]

that wouldn't feel right at all

[haughty grail]

It would be uncommon atp

[honest canopy]

Blueprint + Showman to increase the chance of MORE Oops 🙃

[glad oriole]

i'd say its better

[opaque shard]

Unfortunately showman gives you nothing except another showman /j

[scarlet sorrel]

oops maxing

[stray bridge]

"16 in 2 chance to copy effect"

[honest canopy]

Dangit

[median elm]

blue stake rework: new sticker on jokers that makes them not copyable

[hasty socket]

It does it 8 times more

[warm shale]

Make every joker a 1/2 for oops upscale

[honest canopy]

There's a mod for that 👀

[dreamy rock]

gambling maxing

[rare yew]

the only part about adding more jokers I'm really worried about is that it'll make my beloved showman less fun

[stray bridge]

aint no way

[warm shale]

Showman kinda lame tho

[haughty grail]

No dont give blueprint nerf ideas

[stray bridge]

showman buff /j

[honest canopy]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1425492022118187009

[hasty socket]

SHOWMAN BIG BADD

[rare yew]

I love my showman though

[autumn shell]

Thunk and skink

[tawny pasture]

He'll still give us duplicate tarot and planets which is nice

[opaque shard]

I can think of a showman buff but I won't say

[autumn shell]

Localskink?

[glad oriole]

showman should be reworked but the game wouldnt be quite the same without him

[stray bridge]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA AINT NO WAY

[rare yew]

showman should not be reworked

[median elm]

could make showman increase the chance only slightly of the same jokers in your lineup showing up? but maybe thats busted

[hardy oasis]

showman is a neccesary joker

[flint copper]

“Only jokers you own will appear”

[tawny pasture]

Which I use him for much more than duplicate jokers since tarot popup more often

[rare yew]

That is how it'd be fixed, but it's so jank

[glad oriole]

grah

[dreamy rock]

instantly game breaking

[opaque shard]

Me with a single Jimbo:

[median elm]

yeah idk how you describe that well

[hardy oasis]

if you have multiple showmans the odds to find already owned jokers should double

[glad oriole]

yay more showmen

[stray bridge]

the single-joker runs would go insane with this

[autumn shell]

Me with oops

[flint copper]

And Showman!

[stray bridge]

feels more like its own entire joker tho

[tidal bobcat]

Oops all showmans

[quartz prairie]

Will there ever be a Friends of Jimbo 5?

[tidal bobcat]

Getting an eternal showman and no other jokers just kills the run

[rare yew]

I unno probably

[flint copper]

Wth is everyone pinging me

[stray bridge]

6 showmen with black deck 🗣️

[dreamy rock]

it would be really cool if it specifically increased chances to find common jokers you already own, but maybe it would be too jank or complicated specifically for the new player experience

[opaque shard]

@flint copper

[cerulean lotus]

Oh shit. He is already here. Live dr spectred reaction when. 👀

[glad oriole]

haai

[dusky drift]

some easter egg seeds would be cool

[quartz prairie]

I'd love to see more costumes for the face cards lol

[tidal bobcat]

Not sure what you mean

[stray bridge]

planet cards carry at that point 😭

[dreamy rock]

i feel like there should be something that targets common jokers, like baseball card does for uncommons

[flint copper]

Ow

[dreamy rock]

common joker only runs are so fun

[flint copper]

fuck

[hardy oasis]

riff raff

[flint copper]

Stop

[tidal bobcat]

Abstract joker sorta

[haughty grail]

Cricket card

[dreamy rock]

i guess so in a way, but thats more to obtain the one common joker u want and then discard it

[median elm]

Could have showman work with oops, but again kinda jank

[dreamy rock]

something that could buff the common jokers to stand on their own would be really cool to see

itd make a new playstyle that doesnt always want to pick up the op rare cards

[quartz prairie]

There should a joker that increases in multiplier per rare card

[median elm]

something like bbc with commons instead of like x mult its chips or something?

[rare yew]

aight I'm gonna lay in bed and read, later chat keep it real

[dreamy rock]

i feel like thatd be too broken cuz theyre already so strong

[median elm]

but then isnt that basically just what abstract is?

[hardy oasis]

there should be a joker that turns the game off at a set time so i can go to bed

[quartz prairie]

Cya gn

[pseudo ridge]

goodnight

don't dream about ppl ranting about jokers

[warm shale]

If abstract ever gets nerf I would be sad for a day and maybe cry

[hasty socket]

no way another taski

[dreamy rock]

o7

[pseudo ridge]

me when I'm peruvian

[stray bridge]

goodnight man, have a great rest of your night bro

[hasty socket]

Me when I'm Italian

[glad oriole]

bye bue thunk :3

[haughty grail]

Dream of blueprints and chads

[glad oriole]

meow!

[dusky drift]

i keep forgetting hes the only dev for this game

[pseudo ridge]

like paint tool sai

[hasty socket]

STOP THE MEIE

[pseudo ridge]

god bless the dev tho

[flint copper]

Wait, can we start reply pinging thunk now?

[rare yew]

If you want a ban sure

[honest canopy]

You can but it wont work and you shouldn't

[glad oriole]

my bad

[dusky drift]

dont bully bro he did nothin

[pseudo ridge]

wait, wdym the latest sai2 update was in november 2024???

[flint copper]

But furry!!! 🤬 🤬 🤬

[glad oriole]

thunk doesnt like me meowing cuz its unproductive to conversations

[haughty grail]

Was the meow because of my message

[glad oriole]

which is valid

[pseudo ridge]

can i bark then¿

[hasty socket]

Can I scream like a human

[rare yew]

and it derails people too!

[glad oriole]

tru

[radiant portal]

Hey lt

[haughty grail]

Wait are yall 2 different users tf

[dusky drift]

anti woke balatro discord is too primitive to truly understand this high level of dialect

[glad oriole]

smh

[autumn shell]

By read did you mean chat or a book

[sonic vigil]

anti woke is a strong word to describe normalcy

[glad oriole]

it was a joke gang

[hasty socket]

Guys the new banana is about chips trust me

[sonic vigil]

I won't speak on this subject further as it'll just get me banned

[hasty socket]

trust ukro

[glad oriole]

loser

[autumn shell]

Pets u

[warm shale]

The woke mob has invaded balatro. Billions of chuds most migrate

[glad oriole]

~w~

[pseudo ridge]

now I can say it: the new seal is about spectral cards TRUST-

[glad oriole]

mrrrp

[haughty grail]

That’s what im saying

[dusky drift]

mmmmm bnana chips

[flint copper]

Probably best if everyone stops imo

[glad oriole]

stops wut

[warm shale]

Plantain chips >>>€

[stray bridge]

these lowk aint even that good tbh

[haughty grail]

Big chance that’s what it will br

[flint copper]

Nvm

[autumn shell]

My cute pet cat

[haughty grail]

Ngl

[flint copper]

Peak

[glad oriole]

.<

[dusky drift]

they are good but not like eat a whole bowl good

[glad oriole]

not the first person to call me their pet

ahem

anywya

[dusky drift]

[glad oriole]

mini pretzels lowkeu slept on

[pseudo ridge]

veggie chips>>>

[hasty socket]

I would call you an abomination

[autumn shell]

Agreed

[glad oriole]

like from pressure

👀

[autumn shell]

Yum

[stray bridge]

okay this is true

[hasty socket]

What

[autumn shell]

Lol

[flint copper]

Road blocks

[glad oriole]

yes road blocks

[autumn shell]

U offended?

[glad oriole]

nah

[haughty grail]

Roblox

[dusky drift]

life is roblox

[glad oriole]

u good

:3

[flint copper]

:3

[warm shale]

Life is plantain chips

[flint copper]

Wait, thunk is asleep, right?

[glad oriole]

i think so

[pseudo ridge]

eepy

[glad oriole]

hes orobably reading

[autumn shell]

I think he’s going to bed

[haughty grail]

Yes Im watching him through his window

[dusky drift]

has anyone seen iron lung

[haughty grail]

Can confirm hes asleep

[glad oriole]

i should

[dusky drift]

immgonna go see it tomorrow

[flint copper]

reading this chat

[glad oriole]

but not yet

[stray bridge]

jjs my beloved

[glad oriole]

👀

[flint copper]

Your stalking is appreciated 👍

[autumn shell]

I mean he’s on dnd

As he always is presumably

[warm shale]

The game that stole the Aba jokes

👎

[flint copper]

Why did I think you meant he started tabletop roleplaying?

[tidal bloom]

Man i love getting polychrome eggs 🤑

[haughty grail]

What other dnd is there

[autumn shell]

Do not disturb

[haughty grail]

Oh

[tidal bloom]

Dudes 'n dogs

[pseudo ridge]

i also thought about roleplay games

[dusky drift]

doodles and drawings

[pseudo ridge]

maybe I should sleep too

[haughty grail]

Doohickeys and doodads

[haughty grail]

Sleep is propaganda made by big mattress to sell more mattress

[cerulean lotus]

So can we consolidate what we learned about the new update?

[haughty grail]

New banan

[cerulean lotus]

Any hand increasing bug is going. Crimson bean, Double chickot both

Matador is getting reworked

[haughty grail]

New ‘naner

[modern cosmos]

Thunk himself is mad at skinky

Thunk hates cats??

[cerulean lotus]

Mail rebate getting nerfed 5 dollars to 3 dollars

Photo chad isn't getting a nerf.

[glad oriole]

cat boys :(

[haughty grail]

New binanus

[honest canopy]

Also nothing is final until 1.1 comes out anyway

[rare yew]

I didn’t say this

[cerulean lotus]

Still would like to have a consolidated list of sorts.

[cerulean lotus]

:0

[haughty grail]

Why arent yoy asleep

[rare yew]

Please the YouTubers will see this and pretend it’s gospel

[cerulean lotus]

XD

[rare yew]

I’m getting ready for bed, book time baby

[honest canopy]

What book?

[rare yew]

Fahrenheit 451

[glad oriole]

enjoy

[meager glade]

gl

[honest canopy]

A classic

[haughty grail]

Is that where you got the idea for obelisk from

[rare yew]

2001 space odyssey

[glad oriole]

i was gonna say ror2

fick

[haughty grail]

Knew it actually

Nice

[meager glade]

will new tarots ever be added

[glad oriole]

no

[haughty grail]

Except with obelisk in balatro we’re evolving backwards

[meager glade]

damn

[flint copper]

I’ve actually never read 451 before

[haughty grail]

Its about degrees and such

[flint copper]

Been meaning to for a while, but then I forgot

[glad oriole]

its oretty interesting iirc

its about censoryship right

[rare yew]

It’s more about like… technology than censorship

[flint copper]

Censoring books or something idk

[honest canopy]

It's on my list, I have been a lazy reader recently after attempting to tackle the Dark Tower series 😵

[rare yew]

Technology making us dumb and wanting to censor ourselves

[tawny pasture]

We all have giant wall TV's now

[glad oriole]

i seee

like i said

i didnt actually read it

[hasty socket]

Guys what you think of this guy when you get him else where other than plasma deck

[glad oriole]

i just have a basic idea of it from a class

[rare yew]

Sweetie I need a 4th wall TV it’s only 1/4 of your yearly salary

[flint copper]

Oh yeah, I heard it apparently predicted a lot of modern technology

Like earphones

Or whatever

[tidal bloom]

I think he looks cool

[glad oriole]

hes goated

[halcyon wolf]

localthunk, why must the voices tell me to play balatro

[haughty grail]

Yall dont get this, the cover is a burning book because fahrenheight 451 is hot as fuck

[meager glade]

addiction

[halcyon wolf]

fair enou

[haughty grail]

New marketing campaign

[flint copper]

I wish I was hot as fuck

[dusky drift]

meh id rather watch a summary on that book /ref

[honest canopy]

@hot pike You've been summoned

[modern cosmos]

Localthunk should send a message saying he’ll add something that he definitely won’t add, so the YouTubers have something to clickbait with

[halcyon wolf]

ITS PERFECT

[modern cosmos]

Only the epic server members will know the truth

[tidal bloom]

Oh wait that was thunk how did i not notice

[tawny pasture]

Hey I can make clickbait all on my own tyvm

[honest canopy]

I put my clickbait in the videos channel if anyone needs some inspiration

[hasty socket]

I make feet videos

😊

[dusky drift]

the same 5 jokers, the same 5 jokers! the youtube video, it has the same 5 jokers!

[glad oriole]

maybe dont say this as a minor in a public server

[tidal bloom]

Proof question mark

[modern cosmos]

Proof question mark

[tidal bloom]

See this guy gets me

[modern cosmos]

High five twin

[glad oriole]

ew

[hasty socket]

I don't do videos lmao

[haughty grail]

Nvm just read skinkina’s message

[hasty socket]

I'm joking-

[glad oriole]

stop being gross

[haughty grail]

I KNOW BRUH

[modern cosmos]

Link? (non educational purposes)

[glad oriole]

this is literally against rules

[hasty socket]

KISS ME

[haughty grail]

IM JOKING TOO WHY AREYALL SERIOUS

[modern cosmos]

Oh 😔

[hasty socket]

GETBOUT

[modern cosmos]

Try again

[glad oriole]

u already have mine greedy bastard

[meager glade]

this is fucking freaky 😭

[dusky drift]

OH MY GOD

[modern cosmos]

I’m sowwi

[hasty socket]

CAN WE RETURN TO STUNTMAN

[modern cosmos]

Stuntman is cool

[tidal bloom]

Lucky cat the goat

[haughty grail]

Brother you’rethe one that started talking about feet

[hasty socket]

Well yesterday I got a very good combo

So

Maybe it's good

[tidal bloom]

Hes good if you feed and give him water

[haughty grail]

Is it any useful without oops

[hasty socket]

Mr Chad retriggers

[tidal bobcat]

I won't have any issues with chips till around ante 6

[hasty socket]

I got one of you guys feet info

[tidal bloom]

Cool

[dusky drift]

its ok

[haughty grail]

Wait nvm I thought lucky cat was for overall dice roll success

[dusky drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/edp-i-mean-its-all-right

[tidal bobcat]

[haughty grail]

Still would work with lucky cards

[tidal bloom]

The best joker in the game is egg

[haughty grail]

Kinda ass ngl

[hasty socket]

I DON'T DO FEET VIDEOS ITS A JOKE

[tidal bloom]

If i ever see it im buyin it

[glad oriole]

wut

[haughty grail]

Shouldnt be rare

[hasty socket]

That's right

[cerulean lotus]

We are talking about feet?

[haughty grail]

250 chips are not even remotely worth 2 hand slots imo

[glad oriole]

🤫

[hasty socket]

😊

[haughty grail]

We can

[tidal bloom]

3 of them make a yard

[haughty grail]

3 of them make me hard

[hasty socket]

I like meters better

Though

[cerulean lotus]

...

[dusky drift]

[hasty socket]

I'm European

[dusky drift]

shut up bruh

[glad oriole]

who even has 3

[tidal bloom]

The tripedal:

[glad oriole]

👅

[glad oriole]

dude i fotta stop being freaky in this chat

what if thunk sees me

my life will be ruined

[cerulean lotus]

He would be disappointed.

[hasty socket]

I think he already knows

By your meows

[glad oriole]

meowing isnt freaky

wat

[hasty socket]

Well he seen worse

[dusky drift]

you aint even the freak here

[glad oriole]

i am

trust

[honest canopy]

Hasnt he already timed you out before?

[glad oriole]

for meowing yeah

[hasty socket]

Who's the freak?

[haughty grail]

Fr who tf is it

[tidal bloom]

Is it me?

[hasty socket]

okay okay it's me myahahah

Send meters

[haughty grail]

Petition for a nsfw channel

[glad oriole]

jimbussy

[cerulean lotus]

Yeah #⚙・modding-general is right there.

[dusky drift]

bruh yall immature as hell

[glad oriole]

im 18 so erm actualky im bery mature

berry

six seven

[hasty socket]

Mature is 23

Imo

[cerulean lotus]

Booo

[hasty socket]

Brain fully develops

[glad oriole]

irony

i was jokeing

[haughty grail]

Im 83 actually

[tidal bobcat]

[haughty grail]

So im mature

[glad oriole]

im actually 5000 year old demon lord

[hasty socket]

I'm actually in the mountain

[haughty grail]

No there’s a poijt where it resets

[hasty socket]

Skinkina big fat

[glad oriole]

ive tokd you my weight

i am the opposite of fat and you know that

[haughty grail]

What does the 15/18 mean in your name

[glad oriole]

so

there are 18 survivors in ror2

if we count all dlcs

i have cleared monsoon using 15 of them

:3

[haughty grail]

Oh

[tidal bloom]

Resident ovil resident 2

[glad oriole]

i need to get back on the grind

[glad oriole]

risk of rain 2

[haughty grail]

Red oed redemption 2

[tidal bloom]

September 30th 1998

[haughty grail]

Tuhiti

[meager glade]

there are 18 survivors but only like 5 of them are actually fun

[glad oriole]

i disagree strongly

they can all be fun

:3

the game is fun

[meager glade]

how can fucking void fiend be fun

[glad oriole]

cuz

the game is fun

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[meager glade]

well congrats on enjoying the game

[halcyon wolf]

googoo

[haughty grail]

Toddlermaxxing

[glad oriole]

im old!

[haughty grail]

No I meant the message above

[meager glade]

[haughty grail]

Does the civil chatter role give gif perms

Wait do I not have pic perms too

No just gifs

[glad oriole]

no

[autumn shell]

Tenor is banned for everyone

[haughty grail]

Why

[autumn shell]

Idk thunk got drunk and disabled it? Jk

[meager dagger]

finally got stuntman

[verbal bison]

WOOHOOO

🎶

[hallow orbit]

@grand pebble

[verbal bison]

Stuntman so bum tho sadly 😔

I think

🥲

[honest canopy]

Because gifs are annoying 👍

[verbal bison]

❓ ‼️

Oh golly

[haughty grail]

I dont understand how -2 hand size is worth 250 chips

Only as a very early joker maybe

[verbal bison]

250 chips is good. But not 2 hands good

[haughty grail]

You can get 10k+ with we joker

[verbal bison]

Hm.

[haughty grail]

Wee

[verbal bison]

IM NOT A HATER

I bet it works

But dont

Scaling jokers work WAY better

No hate !!!

Dont hate ne 😔

[haughty grail]

Crazy part is its rare too for some reason

[verbal bison]

Ho

Im gonn block u

[verbal bison]

IKR

I WAS SO STOKED TO GET STUNTMAN

I read its desc

And i was so annoyed.

[meager glade]

we should play mp some day maybe

[verbal bison]

Shoulda but smth like brainstorm behind it imstead

[dusky drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/disappointed-244

[verbal bison]

LITTERALLY ME

[glad oriole]

perchance

which characters u like

stuntman is good

[verbal bison]

No no, i bet its good

I cant put it to its best yse

Ues

Use

[haughty grail]

I didnt know there was mp balatro mod

Sounds peak

[verbal bison]

Mlp !!!???

[meager glade]

arti chef false son

[haughty grail]

How does it work

[glad oriole]

i see i see

[verbal bison]

I still cant send gifs guys.

Help me

[haughty grail]

Is it like normal balatro but 2 people can select cards?

[glad oriole]

i love the operator

[haughty grail]

No one can dw

[glad oriole]

i olay gim lots

[meager glade]

operator is cool but im too burst dmg rotten

when golems dont die in 1 second im sad

[haughty grail]

Stroke

[verbal bison]

Is this a balatro mod??

[glad oriole]

both players play the same seed and every boss blind they face off and higher scores win

[meager glade]

ror2

[glad oriole]

fair

[haughty grail]

Oh I thought it was coop

[verbal bison]

😃 what.

[glad oriole]

loader 🤤

[meager glade]

loader is juicy

are you a vanilla player

[glad oriole]

i have some qol mods and have tried starstorm 2

[verbal bison]

Are u asking me?

[autumn shell]

There is a sub mod that adds 2v2 to the game

[meager glade]

no

[verbal bison]

Oopsie diasy

[glad oriole]

i played starstorm 2 mainky for the typhoon difficukty

[meager glade]

well i can whare my modpack ig

[autumn shell]

Never played it tho

[meager glade]

im too qolrotten too

[glad oriole]

if u use r2 modman yes

[meager glade]

and quality is a good mod

[cerulean lotus]

https://youtu.be/omn2ezRlkOc

[meager glade]

yeah

[cerulean lotus]

Here peak content

[verbal bison]

My shaylas 🫶

[glad oriole]

i wanna watch the whole mlb but i dunno where to find the start

[autumn shell]

It’s 3 hours long lolz

[haughty grail]

A coop mp mode would go hard too

[molten dagger]

hai

[meager glade]

there is one

[glad oriole]

haaaiaiai

[meager glade]

a mod too i think

[meager glade]

hi

[halcyon wolf]

i got bugs

in my attic

they eaten the wood up there

[meager glade]

crazy

[haughty grail]

Hollow knight

[meager glade]

silksong

[verbal bison]

😛

[hasty socket]

Spectred wins no question

[glad oriole]

spectred is the better player for sure

[meager glade]

i need to watch more spectred ngl

[glad oriole]

buuut balatro MP playes a lot more differently than base balayro

damn my grammer is shit today

[autumn shell]

But your fur is as soft as ever pets and cuddles you

No homo

[cerulean lotus]

Ye. Really close match though. Both played well.

[meager glade]

[glad oriole]

mmrrrrph >.<

no homo

[hasty socket]

STOP DOING THAT

JUST GIVE FEET

AND DON'T DO TAT

[glad oriole]

gng

u aint getting these paws

[meager glade]

???

bro aint surviving when thunk cones to check the chat 😭

[autumn shell]

Ask nicely

[glad oriole]

true

and pay up

[hasty socket]

can I get the paws, please? Mew ~

now?

[glad oriole]

no

[hasty socket]

FUCK YOU

[autumn shell]

I mean I may or may not have gotten thighs

[glad oriole]

mew :3

[hasty socket]

DICKY

[dusky drift]

yo i just came back what the FUCK is going on

[glad oriole]

oh i forgot i sent yiu that

[hasty socket]

KISS ME

[dusky drift]

oh

[meager glade]

freaky people

[autumn shell]

Cat boy is wreaking havoc/hj

[glad oriole]

arent my thighs the greatest

[dusky drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone

[glad oriole]

not my fault!!!

[autumn shell]

My gf’s are better

[glad oriole]

fair

loyalty is awesome

[autumn shell]

But I will admit you’re a close second

[glad oriole]

:D

[autumn shell]

It’s not even entirely because of loyalty it’s true

[cerulean lotus]

Keep this up and people will soon demand for the release of balatro discord files.

[dusky drift]

yall should just

take it to dms

[haughty grail]

Obelisk files

[cerulean lotus]

Fr lol

[glad oriole]

fair nuh

[glad oriole]

im 18

[dusky drift]

burp

[haughty grail]

You’re Epstein

[autumn shell]

And I’m above the age of consent for Australia

[haughty grail]

iPhone capitalized automatically

[glad oriole]

fuck you

[autumn shell]

Pet you

[glad oriole]

true

[dusky drift]

[autumn shell]

Stfu

Nobody calls my friend a predator without proof

[glad oriole]

i am a legal adult who is into legal adults

crazy stuff i know

[autumn shell]

Sounds reasonable to me

[dusky drift]

[tidal bobcat]

[glad oriole]

you dont have to say no on my behalf

[snow stream]

oh okay i guess

[dusky drift]

[kinda loud music]

[autumn shell]

What did you take

[snow stream]

and banana died too early (didn't even notice bc i was autopiloting) nice

[snow stream]

satellite banana

[autumn shell]

Tbh I would have taken square banana

[snow stream]

with a different deck maybe square would be good

but i feel like the whole point of painted is to play bigger hands

[haughty grail]

Not enough bass

[autumn shell]

Yeah I’m not gonna refute that but still it’s scalable chips

[snow stream]

true

could've lasted longer if i wasn't too aggressive with spending as well

but in my (partial) defense why did banana only last 2 rounds ???

[haughty grail]

Jimbo was hungry

[snow stream]

😔

[autumn shell]

That sucks

[dusky drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ZKy4Y5rZc

[autumn shell]

Nice pfp btw

[snow stream]

ty

[spark atlas]

My cavendish just went extinct 💔

[little nymph]

what bal aro

how do get ass card

glass sorry

[tidal bobcat]

Justice tarot card

[little nymph]

i have 3 negative oops all 6s

i think that helps

since if they’re negative that means they do the opposite thing

or something

[hot pike]

best joker no bias

[tidal bobcat]

That plus glass cards is good deck fixing

[little nymph]

why would i fix my deck, it works perfectly fine

[tidal bobcat]

If it ain't broke go fix it

[knotty estuary]

Hello everyone, are there any boring people?

[tidal bloom]

Mr. Auger:

[little nymph]

YOU

[knotty estuary]

@Cyborf👀

[little nymph]

[haughty grail]

No they just dont take up joker slots

[little nymph]

really? i didn’t realize that

[haughty grail]

Are you being sarcastic im not sure

[haughty grail]

Doesnt that increase the chance of the glass cards breaking

Or is that the idea

[viscid escarp]

Who is this fat man?

[pliant bone]

cool

[exotic sparrow]

some decks are better at other hands yes but pairs are still the best and square is still an amazing joker

[snow stream]

true

[tidal bobcat]

yeah that's the idea

Turn your unwanted cards to glass and it will break

[snow stream]

but lower hands are kinda boring to me and it’s mid stakes so it’s not like i need to play completely optimally

[late marlin]

What are you talking about?

[lime marsh]

g

EL SEXO NO ERA NORMAL ERA MAGICO

[meager glade]

lmao?

[violet elm]

finally got it

[haughty grail]

I arrived too late

[steep raft]

green deck completed

abandoned deck completed

[eternal crater]

I may be a total dummy, but what are seeds for? How can I use them?

[wide lagoon]

seeds determine shops and bosses

[tidal bobcat]

You dig a hole and place the seed in said hole. Wait a few months then you get a fully grown balatro run

||It's what determines what you get in the shop, including the packs, tarot, planet, and spectral cards. Also the skip tags and boss blinds.||

[wide lagoon]

and skips, yeah

[eternal crater]

Thanks!

[autumn shell]

this chick is a bitch

[flint copper]

Wut

Not enough context imo

But also, I’m not sure if this is the right place for that

[silent marsh]

me opening balatro server to see some random ass screenshot of some lame ass beef

[stray vault]

Bet this guy is a scammer

[tidal bobcat]

Your next move should be to maintain your money above 25$
Gonna need that interest money

[stray vault]

New scam trick imo

[autumn shell]

lol defintely

[autumn shell]

for context, i was banned for using owo bot

[acoustic geode]

Use the hanged man to get rid of deck bloat

[tidal bobcat]

Par build 🔥

[stray vault]

Par

[tidal bobcat]

Use an ankh to make a copy of owo bot
just make sure you don't have anymore bots on hand tho

[stray vault]

[haughty grail]

Credit card from judgement

[timber hatch]

final jokers were abstract + face + photochad + burglar + hallucination

i think its insane how much burglar is underestimated for econ

[autumn shell]

serously though that bitch called my mum and gf a h o e

[haughty grail]

Who tf is that

Block her or something

[autumn shell]

i did

but idk if my gf has

which is concerning because she could be manipulated to dump me

[cinder wharf]

tragic

[cerulean lotus]

Soul card in buffoon pack.

Trust

Then get chickot and sell it for 10$ and buy blueprint.

[tulip reef]

i just skipped the trio, because my dumbass thought that it wouldnt work, because i was playing four of a kinds

[stray vault]

Not very tempting honestly

Brainstorm blueprint in the first shop is always a scam

Having blueprint/ brainstorm in the first shop means you have nothing and -10 money

[errant sundial]

can invis joker turn into invis joker

[verbal bison]

Yes yes

I think

😔

[steep raft]

blue deck completed

[spark atlas]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[stiff moat]

https://x.com/togekk0/status/2018622174060536017?s=20

togekk0💜 (@togekk0)

I'm so back

X · Feb 3, 2026, 9:46 AM

[cerulean lotus]

Contains a what?

[cosmic rover]

chat get this man a true

[meager glade]

truth nuke, great take

[tribal knoll]

so are dating apps all non existent orr

hows that work then cause its meeting online as far as i'm concerned

[cedar echo]

Meow

_<

[cosmic rover]

i mean if you wanna take it like that sure but I think he means someone you met through discord whom you know little to nothing about, most of the time is way too far away from you irl to have any meaningful real time spent together, and someone you'renot gonna tell your family about bcs who wants to talk openly about their discord gf/bf to their immediete family

[cosmic rover]

ppl be loving bloodstone+oops all 6s till some bs like this happen

[cedar echo]

Exactly 0_0

[tribal knoll]

i mean probably just dont take 3 copies of bloodstone and a retrigger if u dont have directors

[tribal knoll]

yeah if uput it under that light then its hard to disagree. though there have been cases where LDRS have somehow worked out in the end

[cosmic rover]

i promise you this deck was frying until that boss hit

it was getting me at minimum 2.3mil each blind until that boss blind

ts ws gold stake too I didnt gaf about endless

i was just going for c++

[cosmic rover]

thats fair, but thats the exception not the rule

[tribal knoll]

were u doing c++ without the stickers thing on? lol

sounds like a pain in the ass

do urself a favor

[cosmic rover]

that run was on y mac, I got the DisplayStickers github mod

[vivid island]

or Ante 1 Head

[stiff moat]

what is bloodstone

1 in 2 chance for diamonds to give 1$ right

[cedar echo]

No

1 in 2 chance for each played heart card to give ×1.5 mult when scored

[cerulean lotus]

Cat + oops. Must feed the catto.

[cosmic rover]

dude rough gem just always gives you that bread

[acoustic geode]

Parking + oops