🕹・game-discussion

[spring granite]

yeah even I've never had that and I would be the kind of person to take it ante 2

[tribal portal]

Double bloodstone 3x mult
Double idol 4x mult

Both per card

[rich mauve]

found pareidolia next shop

[jolly relic]

its not an early joker

[rich mauve]

too bad dice expires after 1 round

[jolly relic]

only way it could be is on those bugged erratic seeds

[molten thicket]

you literally said idol can work early-

i give up

[jolly relic]

when

[wintry ice]

so it's not good because it can't help you win

[ancient gyro]

notice how they didn't answer my question

[spring granite]

or just a good erratic seed tbf

[hollow grove]

Yes, but do both idols target same rank and suit

Or would one go king of hearts and other go 2 of spades

[spring granite]

but you still aren't likely to get it consistent before ante 8

[tribal portal]

My deck has no red seal so

I will try making that

[terse vale]

why would anybody take idol in an ante 8 run

[molten thicket]

when does idol work then

[jolly relic]

okay so you can play only goldstake and play only pairs and never ever play endless in your life if you REALLY want to

[tribal portal]

Alr I'll do a run of bloodstone

[jolly relic]

but that doesnt make idol bad

[ancient gyro]

do you have a perfectly fixed idol seed to share with us

[wintry ice]

i've gotten 5 temperances in 5 antes

[ancient gyro]

so why is it getting reworked next update

[terse vale]

the endless mention

the image gets proven right again

[molten thicket]

son.

[wintry ice]

well what's the point of a joker if it doesn't help you with the main part of the game?

[molten thicket]

can't even find a reaction gif

[jolly relic]

maybe cause like people who strictly play goldstake and never play endless at all are making propaganda which is defacing idol

[spring granite]

pairs ❌ 🤢 (ignore me it's actually really good scaling)

flush lucky card gambling ✅

[molten thicket]

okay let's talk endless then

it's still pretty bad for endless

[wintry ice]

if you want to talk about endless

then it's just a tool for survival

[terse vale]

the fact is that idol isn’t viable for the main game that’s all we’re saying

[molten thicket]

as i said, if you miss ONCE you're cooked

it's instant ggs

[wintry ice]

everything that isn't baron mime or perkeo with blueprints and brainstorm is suboptimal there

[ancient gyro]

this doesn't answer my question

[serene forge]

1.5x twice is 2.25x

not 3x

[molten thicket]

yeah

[jolly relic]

endless actually takes more time than the 'main' game

[wintry ice]

so?

[jolly relic]

which would make it the main part of the game no?

[terse vale]

no

[tribal portal]

Oh i forgot

[spring granite]

no

[molten thicket]

wha

[terse vale]

what 😭

[ancient gyro]

nobody wants to suck the fun out of a roguelike like that

[terse vale]

thats a new one

[wintry ice]

is the game designed around ante 8 or is the game designed around endless?

[spring granite]

the main achievement of the game is winning with all jokers on gold stake, not anything to do with endless

[terse vale]

thats definitely a new one

[jolly relic]

just dont use idol

idk what to say

[terse vale]

bet

[molten thicket]

bet

[wintry ice]

ight

[ancient gyro]

notice that the ante denominator always ends with an 8

[molten thicket]

conclusion: idol is insanely bad for the main game, and very bad for endless

thank you for listening

[spring granite]

conclusion: false idol

[jolly relic]

i think youre just bad

[molten thicket]

son.

[terse vale]

idol is just bad

[molten thicket]

let's talk endless then

[terse vale]

also I think this is going into bait territory now

[ancient gyro]

you have yet to prove your point through images

rule 10 territory

[spring granite]

that's the natural progression of a losing debate unfortunately

[terse vale]

its funny with friends but its lame if you don’t know the person

like really

[molten thicket]

if you wanna go endless then baron mime is safer (doesn't have a chance to kill you immediately), has a higher score ceiling, easier to set up, ...

[ancient gyro]

or well any examples

[spring granite]

when everything relies on luck, you can have anything seem good.

[jolly relic]

losing a debate and its just people preferring to play every run the same exact braindead way rather than putting in any bit of effort into deckfixing

[wintry ice]

what does that vague definition of "effort into deckfixing" look like?

[ancient gyro]

yes I like winning

[molten thicket]

there's basically no situation where taking idol is "optimal", main game or endless

[wintry ice]

"well this is good if you stop playing well"

[molten thicket]

idol is just plain bad

[spring granite]

I understand your perspective, and yes I love to play the game in nonsensical ways as well. They're simply pointing out how overall it's going to be too unlikely and inconsistent to recommend it as a strategy for ante 1-8 specifically. Especially on higher stakes where econ is limited.

[ancient gyro]

that's kind of the derivative for games

[terse vale]

find me a seed that can make idol work !

also yes I like winning

thats what we’re basing the goodness of jokers off of

[ancient gyro]

ignores question

[wintry ice]

and i don't see this user complain that every endless run converges to baron mime

[terse vale]

she just keeps saying “deckfix better” like thats a good point

[frank trench]

Just wanna give a big shoutout to sixth sense

[terse vale]

real

[ancient gyro]

what every nanlet run diverges into

[frank trench]

shit dropped me TWO immolates on the 4 sixes i had

[wintry ice]

vague ad-hominem posting will surely make my point seem correct

[spring granite]

an endless run doesn't necessarily have to naneinf. I just go down with the build when it happens instead of pivoting.

[ancient gyro]

idols best niche in endless is to ticket farm longer which is also optional

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh BLACK deck

[ancient gyro]

oh

[spring granite]

we love black deck here. It's "fun"

[molten thicket]

idol's best niche is countering mid-ante psychic on baron mime

[atomic trout]

🔵🟦🩵🔹🔷 Sucks

[terse vale]

[wintry ice]

why are hearts blue

do they want to be a good suit

[spring granite]

💙

[white flint]

if the goad appears im cooked cuz im fully comiting to spades

[tacit stream]

Did someone said they want an Idol before Ante 8 seed?
#🎙・server-chat message

The catch: It's literally a winmore that appeared at Ante 7.

[ancient gyro]

cosplaying from what they once were

[ancient gyro]

o

[molten thicket]

this is actually pretty cool

[white flint]

this is balatro's sign to play spades

[molten thicket]

why the wrathful there

[terse vale]

yea

[fresh vessel]

hi guys!!!

[fresh vessel]

how are yall doing

[terse vale]

like 4 the meme sure but ultimately money wasted

[wintry ice]

i think i can affoard to sell foil jimbo now

[glad aspen]

Wrathful on plasma 😭 😭 😭 😭

[ancient gyro]

ight

[fresh vessel]

hi vic

[wintry ice]

hi

[terse vale]

im good! about 2 get my hair done

[frank trench]

what the hell is that wrathful doing there

[white flint]

im doing orange stake dont be mad at me

[fresh vessel]

yall got any tips for high stakes blue deck

[white flint]

😭

[fresh vessel]

oh cool!!

[wintry ice]

got a lot of enhanced cards but a lot of them are stone faces

[frank trench]

that explains it

[wintry ice]

gonna have to be careful

do i sell fist or rebate

[frank trench]

Ill never do c++, being forced to take dogshit jokers to the end of gold stake sounds miserable

[glad aspen]

Get wasteful asap

[fresh vessel]

what mod is that lol i see it all the time but i never knew what it was called

[wintry ice]

jokerdisplay

[spring granite]

just play like you normally would but you have more leniency for building hands you play

[fresh vessel]

ok thanks

[spring granite]

iirc

[fresh vessel]

when you say more leniency what do you mean?

[wintry ice]

why was half of my screen not taking inputs

[ancient gyro]

what's your vv situation

[spring granite]

being able to discard more

[wintry ice]

probably bleak

[spring granite]

I'm a bit rusty but I'm pretty sure blue deck was extra discard

[white flint]

yeah balatro really wants me to go spades

[wintry ice]

idik vampire might just be enough to save me

[ancient gyro]

rebate can die

[spring granite]

if someone wants to correct me

[frank trench]

thats red deck

blue deck has one more hand

[wintry ice]

bruh

[frank trench]

but technically a discard

[wintry ice]

well i guess i do sell fist

[ancient gyro]

ig

[fresh vessel]

ante 7 constellation 😭😭😭

[spring granite]

I guess that's not too different.

[ancient gyro]

she has blue seals

[spring granite]

don't know why I mixed them up

[ancient gyro]

double score prob

[zenith raven]

Yes! Crushed Jokerless to finish off the C++ run!

[fresh vessel]

shop 1 eternal pants the move or nah?

[glad aspen]

Contesexy

[wintry ice]

the eye

[spring granite]

might be because blue stake takes away a discard

[glad aspen]

Buffoon first

[frank trench]

can eternal pants be taken to the end of gold stake?

[ancient gyro]

yeah

[glad aspen]

Ayeee

[frank trench]

dont you like being forced to play pairs

[zenith raven]

How come it didn’t unlock the achievement tho?

[spring granite]

hell yeah. Jokerless is so fun

[fresh vessel]

i take the buffon and if it’s butt i sell and take pants?

[spring granite]

I don't

play them I mean

not often

[frank trench]

would you even be able to buy them tho?

[wintry ice]

shit

[spring granite]

I'm not someone who goes for consistent wins

[fresh vessel]

yeah i was i got a foil delayed gratification sold for $3

[willow frost]

the challenges arent part of c++ but gg lmao

[frank trench]

i guess you'll have to take them. Im not too familiar with gold stake so Im not sure

[glad aspen]

Yes

[spring granite]

if it happens it happens, like if shoot the moon shows up early, but I won't sweat the game

[wintry ice]

i hate the eye

[fresh vessel]

me too

[frank trench]

I like sweating the game and trying to adapt to whatever shows up

[wintry ice]

i should have rolled down further

and actually read the boss blind

[fresh vessel]

w sly joker

[spring granite]

happens to the best of us

[frank trench]

many such cases...

[zenith raven]

I’ve unlocked everything tho

[willow frost]

nice!

[zenith raven]

So why don’t I have the achievement lol

[terse vale]

this one time I had a really fun run
and the reason it was fun was because I barely got by
but I losttt!! my mistake was not taking the petroglyph I know that now

[willow frost]

mobile is broken sometimes apparently

[zenith raven]

Uhhhhhh

[fresh vessel]

you got every gold sticker on every joker?

[zenith raven]

The fuck

[spring granite]

I think you still have to play another game

[zenith raven]

Yes

[fresh vessel]

huh

[zenith raven]

Ahhh ok

[fresh vessel]

restart game?

[zenith raven]

I’ll try both things

[fresh vessel]

$6 temperance or judgment

[willow frost]

try another game first, seems to be a common fix

[fresh vessel]

???

[frank trench]

When I first started playing I didnt like the ante reducing vouchers, I love them now

[fresh vessel]

they’re so good for just getting you more time to scal

[frank trench]

depends, send screenshot

[willow frost]

judgement

[frank trench]

judgement def

unless you're dirt fucking poor idk

[fresh vessel]

marble joker💔

[willow frost]

w

[terse vale]

seems to be temperance here

[frank trench]

keep for temperance value

[terse vale]

but there’s some context cut off

[fresh vessel]

i had $7

[terse vale]

temperance seemed right

[fresh vessel]

oof that’s myb lol

[frank trench]

maybe temperance was the right play, your joker composition wasnt that bad

[terse vale]

9 times out of 10 its always money in the arcana

[fresh vessel]

stone cards are good for a two pair build tho

[terse vale]

ehh

[frank trench]

how tho

[willow frost]

you have to try the joker though, money isnt much of a problem on blue deck

[white flint]

do i buy stuntman

im going for flushes

[fresh vessel]

you can use them for the 5th card and it will always help

[terse vale]

more money doesn’t hurt

most of the time judgement is mid

[frank trench]

is the deck fixed?

[terse vale]

gives like a superposition or something

[glad aspen]

Plasma right?

[willow frost]

but sometimes its good

[white flint]

yes

deck is plasma

[glad aspen]

Ehhh go for it

Copy it once you get in

[fresh vessel]

can judgment make eternals and rentals and stuff?

[glad aspen]

Idk if that works

[willow frost]

nah

[glad aspen]

No

[terse vale]

average judgement value is worse than temperance imo

[green stone]

holy

[fickle mesa]

jokers in the shop can be rental or perishable or eternal

not judgement

[fresh vessel]

ok ok thanks

[fringe crest]

hi guys

[fickle mesa]

tbf, temperance is a really good joker

[fringe crest]

im here because im mad at localthunk

hes not fun

[glad aspen]

???

How the hell

[frank trench]

what did localtwink do

[fringe crest]

he ignored me

[fresh vessel]

not release the update

[fickle mesa]

i consider judgement to be like devil kinda

[fresh vessel]

localtsundere

[fickle mesa]

where only one can have very lasting impacts for a run

[fresh vessel]

just got temperance and fool in my shop that was tuff

oh my god and then temp in the arcana pack

[fickle mesa]

i do agree its not a great tarot

[frank trench]

isnt like every single joker except legendaries in the judgement pool?

[fresh vessel]

just fixed my economy in one shop

[frank trench]

doesnt sound that good to me

[glad aspen]

Was this double rare skip natty rare???

[fickle mesa]

i consider it the most fun tarot though

[zenith raven]

Am I supposed to win a game? Because just playing it and losing on purpose didn’t do anything lol

[fresh vessel]

bro ofc the arm comes as soon as i get my first level in two pair

[frank trench]

cant argue with that

[fickle mesa]

yeah and as it turns out a lot of jokers are good

[green stone]

yes

[ancient gyro]

judgment is a cheaper joker alternative

[fickle mesa]

its very spectral card like

[frank trench]

a lot of them aren't tho

[green stone]

[stark charm]

500 -> 250^2 -> 62500 base you can two shot ante 8 boss blind on white stake

[glad aspen]

Holy shit

[fickle mesa]

early on its hard to find a joker that wont at least benefit you at some stage in the run

later on yeah judgement falls off

[frank trench]

ok yeah i was about to say, early game its decent but when youre starting to focus on a specific build it aint that good. I still think id rather take temperance if i have a couple jokers just for the sake of interest

[ancient gyro]

makes good consumable blocker fodder though

[glad aspen]

Anyone remember the soul card chances

[fickle mesa]

oh temperance is wayyyy better than judgement

[willow frost]

0.3%

[terse vale]

0.03

[fickle mesa]

like probably 4th or 5th best tarot

[frank trench]

0.003

[glad aspen]

0.0003

[willow frost]

wtf theres 22 tarots how bad do you think judgement is lol

[frank trench]

it drops guaranteed if you spin three times on your chair whilst screaming before opening the arcana

[stark charm]

it is amazing early game.

[willow frost]

yes

[remote flame]

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[wintry ice]

judgement is at the very bottom of the top half

[zenith raven]

Ok yeah I’m supposed to win another run and it’ll unlock.

[ancient gyro]

I've seen worse

[stark charm]

You rarely take it in late game

[frank trench]

even lovers is better later on 🥀

[willow frost]

can someone pull up a tarot tierlist

[wintry ice]

half and half type jokers

[white flint]

ill prob 2 shot the boss cuz its amber acorn

[wintry ice]

i'd rather take judgement because i get a free extra joker if i were to replace something

[white flint]

and i only need to find where arrowhead is

[frank trench]

ok fair

didnt think about that

[ancient gyro]

judgment can pay for itself

if you don't want its spawns

or discounted

[willow frost]

what do you think judgement does lmao

[glad aspen]

My top 5 tarots,
#1 Hermit
#2 Death
#3 Hangman
#4 Magician
#5 Wheel
Hm: Fool

[stark charm]

IMO lover is so ass what would wild card even do? Get debuffed?

[ancient gyro]

temperance and devil isn't on here

[willow frost]

true lol

[wintry ice]

wheel top 5 is wild

[frank trench]

i was off my gourd

[stark charm]

Wheel is good yall , I love gambling

[glad aspen]

For the funny

[stark charm]

nope!

[glad aspen]

For the gambling

[frank trench]

wheel on top 5 is an insane take

[stark charm]

Beside its benefit is kinda great getting foil holo carry early game

[white flint]

ive done it

[glad aspen]

Real gamblers love wheel

[white flint]

but seltzer disappered before getting sticker

[frank trench]

real

[wintry ice]

here's how i'd rank everything

[willow frost]

its crazy to me how holographic is the worst wheel hit

[ancient gyro]

temperance in a 💔

I mean ig

[wintry ice]

i think it's closer to devil than fool

[rich mauve]

gg 🫡

[frank trench]

sun higher than world and moon?

[wintry ice]

fool is also a bit variable

[stark charm]

I rarely use strength do you use it as deck fixer?

[wintry ice]

no

[wintry ice]

yeah

[frank trench]

lower**

[stark charm]

I feel like it kinda slow

[harsh relic]

blackboard

[wintry ice]

makes 4oaks easier to set up

[rich mauve]

another run goes to the wall

[glad aspen]

Discard for full house?

[ancient gyro]

the existence of blackboard

[wintry ice]

the dark suits have far better options than the light ones

blackboard, seeing double, arrowhead, agate

to name a few

[ancient gyro]

easier to throw away cards for rtb and blackboard pairs

[rich mauve]

full house ain't saving that

[frank trench]

I use it if i need deckfixing and dont have death or hanged man

[glad aspen]

Shhhhh

[harsh relic]

i always build up for blackboard for some reason

without having it

[ancient gyro]

because there's no risk

[stark charm]

What is a world without hope and dream

[wintry ice]

the light suits only have rough gem, which is decent economy and bloodstone which doesn't always work

[glad aspen]

Based part 7 fan

[wicked rover]

i won after 46.8 hours

[harsh relic]

its amazing 🔥

[frank trench]

w

[stark charm]

Yay

[rich mauve]

dark, empty and undertale

[wicked rover]

spare trousers at 92mult

[frank trench]

big pant

[stark charm]

Man I haven’t seen red card for like 3 days already

[glad aspen]

Flashcard is underrated

[frank trench]

cant wait for netflix to fumble part 7 by dropping it in batches

[stark charm]

I CANT STACK MULT HELP

[willow frost]

46.8 hours fucking hell youre dedicated

GG

[wicked rover]

52 cards sly joker flash card at 28 and spare trousers at 92 for a win

[harsh relic]

they wont i hope

[glad aspen]

Shhhhhh

Knock on wood

[willow frost]

did you find an Xmult joker anywhere

[wicked rover]

nope

didnt get to use a single one

[willow frost]

rip

[wicked rover]

🥀

[frank trench]

the backlash from part 6 was insane, so I hope they listened

[unborn flax]

Recent run highscore

[wintry ice]

part 7 is a netflix exclusive?

[harsh relic]

yes

[glad aspen]

Negative ancient is so sexy

[wintry ice]

moment

[unborn flax]

Oh shit we talking steel ball

[frank trench]

run

[unborn flax]

I know right

[stark charm]

Do balatro use long double for score?

[unborn flax]

I got 2 negatives that run it was cracked

[unborn flax]

Yerp sbr coming soon

Im too hyped

[stark charm]

How much do you actually need for naninf?

[glad aspen]

A naninfzillion

[wintry ice]

yea

the limit is e308

well that's the limit of the number variable type in lua

[frank trench]

what language was balatro made in

[glad aspen]

Do you just win if you go nan inf?

[frank trench]

nope

[glad aspen]

Canadian

[wintry ice]

well you win if you get 400k-1.2mil

[heady zenith]

I can tell ya for a fact she isn't straight

[wintry ice]

so

[plush lance]

Nice start

[wintry ice]

what was the modder thinking

[glad aspen]

No mean like go all to way to the highest ante

[wintry ice]

you have to worry about ante 32

[stark charm]

I see

[wintry ice]

because you can't get serpent as a showdown blind

[stark charm]

Yall I want this boss in the main game

[frank trench]

at one point the ante score cant be reached cuz it glitches out

[plush lance]

And hack 😭

[wintry ice]

so you either get lucky with negatives of use some cryptids

[stark charm]

Imagine getting 2x on ante 1 and get sent straight to an ante 8

[glad aspen]

I see

[heady zenith]

Proof

[willow frost]

yeah and imagine not having cryptid jokers to ^mult all over the place

[stark charm]

Yuri? Where?

[wintry ice]

right in front of you

[molten thicket]

instantly summoned

[stark charm]

In cryptic you can use reverse time

[glad aspen]

Sometimes i wish there was a spectral equivelant to the fool

[molten thicket]

what texture pack is this

[frank trench]

man yuri is so cool i wish lesbians were real

[hard mantle]

[hard mantle]

guess im going extinct

[glad aspen]

Doomed yuri cause theyre often seperated by atleast 1 joker

[stark charm]

I am thinking of breaking talisman with cryptid but maybe my memory will crash before I do

[willow frost]

you cant

not with base cryptid anyway

[stark charm]

It is infinite right?

[wintry ice]

that's called a polycule

[frank trench]

you can use the c u c k formation

cant use THAT word apparently lmao

[willow frost]

no, but cryptid jokers wont get to the talisman limit in a reasonable amount of time

[stark charm]

Polyamory

[stark charm]

Exponential scale way too slow?

[glad aspen]

Oh yeah, joker, blue, brain

[willow frost]

yes

[stark charm]

It seem cryptic limit their joker too

Like reactivation have limited at 25

And expo is pretty slow

[willow frost]

oh yeah

[wicked rover]

big trousers (i lost right after i took this screenshot)

[stark charm]

How jolly

[willow frost]

thats actually good because otherwise cryptid would break devices faster than people expect because nobodys reading everything and calculating exactly whats going to happen

[wicked rover]

wait why did the ace on the main menu become a locked card

[frank trench]

its a locked joker

[stark charm]

Honestly it could be optimized for less accuracy

[wicked rover]

does it only appear after getting your first win because i just won and saw it

[willow frost]

idk i wouldnt know how to optimise it

[stark charm]

Yall

[frank trench]

I think its random but I have absolutely no proof

[stark charm]

I said wrong thing

[wicked rover]

k

[stark charm]

That is for Fibonacci log(n)

[molten thicket]

it appears when you unlock a joker but you haven't discovered it yet

[wicked rover]

but it replaced the ace in the main menu

[molten thicket]

yeah, the ace becomes locked when you unlock a joker but you haven't discovered it yet

[stark charm]

Basically they can use this if it is pure reactivation

[serene forge]

is this touhou

[wicked rover]

red stake seems like hell bro 😭

[stark charm]

It is log(n) time complexity which mean it can handle massive amount of reactivated exponential

[pastel pagoda]

I feel so bad for you right now

[wintry ice]

yeah

[pastel pagoda]

I feel so INCREDIBLY bad for you

[wintry ice]

sanae and reisen are there

[frank trench]

the repugnant and despicable blue stake:

[wintry ice]

those are like some of the most recognizable characters in the series

[wicked rover]

there is more then just red stake?

[molten thicket]

oh boy..

[pastel pagoda]

You dont wanna know what orange stake does

[wicked rover]

how many are there?

[frank trench]

pray for bro

[pastel pagoda]

I think its about 9

[wicked rover]

9

oh hell no

[frank trench]

8, including white and red

so six other stakes

[molten thicket]

its white, red, green, black, blue, purple, orange, gold

i think

so 8

[pastel pagoda]

Yeah you are right

[stark charm]

Yall do you like this cryptid boss?

[frank trench]

watch drspectred's balatro basics series, really good way to learn the game. Ive also learned a lot watching roffle play

[molten thicket]

red stake is pretty challenging when you're beginning to play balatro bcs no money from small blind is rough

[stark charm]

You can play and see NUMBER go up REAL TIME

[latent egret]

shouldn’t really watch roffle videos to learn

lives maybe

but he does not play for consistency

[stark charm]

just a movement ago it was 500,000 but because you are hesitating it is now 1,000,000

[pastel pagoda]

He plays for the funny if it doesnt kill him

[wicked rover]

it took me 46.8 hours to get one white stake win i am NOT beating red stake this year 🥀

[molten thicket]

my GOD

[serene forge]

i did learn from watching roffle but he plays for endless so there's a limit to how much you can actually learn from him i'd say

[stark charm]

Just get lucky and get red card or smth

[serene forge]

i havent watched roffle in a while idk how he is now

[wicked rover]

and the one game i won i didnt get a single mult x card

[molten thicket]

roffle is peak sleep podcast material

[frank trench]

watch drspectred, if you just play mindlessly you'll be having trouble learning the game

[latent egret]

its so over for you

just put the + mult scaler in the bag

[stark charm]

I see so many people glaze vegabond but playing game while being THAT poor sicken me

[pastel pagoda]

You are not surviving balatro

Sorry man

[ancient gyro]

probably more or less the same

[frank trench]

REAL. I discovered I fall asleep super quickly watching his vids, super cozy content

[cloud sinew]

buh latro

[wintry igloo]

you get 8 cards at the start...
I discarded 4 times each have 5 cards.... which is 20
out of 28 rolls I GOT ONLY 3 HEARTS
WHAT IS THIS GAME

[wicked rover]

i won a game with 4 jokers and no x mult i feel lied to

[stark charm]

The house always win

[latent egret]

flushes of a certain suits are not that reliable

if no deckfixing

[cloud sinew]

why were you going for hearts specifically?

[pastel pagoda]

Blubstone or anthient joker probably

[molten thicket]

the mischiveous and evil deck drawing strikes another unsuspecting victim

[willow frost]

on the bright side, youre guaranteed a flush from the other 25 cards!

[wintry igloo]

bloodstone gambit.. don't worry about it too much

[frank trench]

localtwink messed with your deck

[pastel pagoda]

Would have been funnier if after you finally draw a flush bloodstone wouldnt have hit once

[frank trench]

I love vagabond

[cloud sinew]

deserved tbh

[willow frost]

bros from the upper class

[pastel pagoda]

I hate blubstone ngl

[cloud sinew]

its not glazing, it IS that good.

[rich mauve]

ye

[lament condor]

i own black deck

black deck is the easiest deck of all time

[rich mauve]

you're gonna spend what would you gain on tarots anyways

[pastel pagoda]

Agreed

Its just that good

[rich mauve]

so like what's the point of having money

[lament condor]

matter of fact its so easy that i had to install a mod just to double it and i still won easily

[ancient gyro]

poor?

[lament condor]

honestly if you can't beat it you just kinda suck

icl

[rich mauve]

there is one mod that triples the deck effects

🔥

you have 1 hand on black deck on that mod

[frank trench]

this sounds miserable

[pastel pagoda]

You do get 8 joker slots

[rich mauve]

I guess

you start with some tarots iirc

because no one playing 1 hand 3 discards bro

[lament condor]

double checkered gold stake

[terse vale]

what does double checkered do ?

[tacit stream]

#⚙・modding-general

[lament condor]

converts all clubs into spades and diamonds into hearts so honestly its just buffed

[lament condor]

that general is dead i need to be in a not dead one

[tight pike]

Finally, my first double legendary run

[lament condor]

chicot

[tight pike]

For reference it was a yorrick

[tight pike]

Dont worry I love all legendaries equally

Triboulet and the other ones

[lament condor]

some more equally then others

[pearl garnet]

I have been trying and trying to discover the last voucher I need to have the full collection on mobile, but no matter how many times I try I just can't seem to get Illusion

[tight pike]

I like chicot tbh

[pearl garnet]

Either it never shows up or I am lacking on money when it does show up

[tight pike]

Canio is cool but that ahole mostly shows up on abandoned

[tight pike]

Is it a second tier voucher?

[pearl garnet]

Yes, it's the one after Magic Trick

[tight pike]

Oh I love that one

I'd say play a lucky card deck and just keep getting money and skip on voucher tag

That worked for me atleast

[pearl garnet]

I have tried doing that, even using Anaglyph deck for extra Double Tags, but the voucher tags never hit Illusion

[tight pike]

Dna gotta be one of my fav jokers

[fickle mesa]

dna is like 6/10

[ancient gyro]

not that it couldn't work

[fickle mesa]

im being admittedly quite generous here it could be lower

[heady zenith]

Simply just called balatro touhou

[heady zenith]

OK sakuya

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[twin lantern]

which deck is best for naneinf?

[serene forge]

plasma

[patent sail]

are you playing on a smart fridge

[patent sail]

black ✅✅✅

[fair sapphire]

why doesn’t bean play normal balatro

[ancient gyro]

my folding phone isn't a fridge

[patent sail]

bean gives +5 hand size

[fickle mesa]

some people like different things

[twin lantern]

im actually so washed in this game lol

🤒

[fickle mesa]

idk bean but if they exclusively play modded or naneinf or whatever thats up to them

[twin lantern]

it was useful for me in checkered deck

[ancient gyro]

he's the multiplayer balatro guy

[tepid forge]

in dont get why ppl hate on chicot like disabling a boss blind seems pretty good to me but idk

[fickle mesa]

okay then he likes playing multiplayer

no harm jn that

[fickle mesa]

yeah chicots really strong

[twin lantern]

thats why, its boring

[fickle mesa]

most people who are decent at the game eventually realize that

you have been hacked, poor soul

[fickle mesa]

it is quite boring though yeah

[ancient gyro]

caught pirating

[twin lantern]

[hollow grove]

What about anaglyph for all the negatives from skip tags

Also 3 hands makes winning with pairs a lot harder

[twin lantern]

i prefer the yellow deck, it's very consistent

[latent egret]

it was bait man

[twin lantern]

Because the anaglyph isn't guaranteed to have negative tags at the end of the run. And anaglyph is kind of a bad deck.

[latent egret]

the most important thing for C++ is completing runs

[twin lantern]

yeah

[latent egret]

playing your best deck in wr% is how youll get it the fastest

[serene forge]

no

[unborn cliff]

that was 7 months ago man

[white flint]

idk but im so good that obelisk is like one of my earliest gold stickers lol

totally didnt get it cuz i wa extremely lucky

[royal bobcat]

[white flint]

time to maybe get gold stake on plasma

i hope i get the same type of luck as orange stake seed

also like

what is the best hand to play for plasma deck

[quick cloak]

dide

what have i stumbled upon

[spring granite]

I'm not really sure what the definitive best is, but overall I've had success with high chips scoring hands like flushes and straights.

[royal bobcat]

BLUESTORM YURI IS REAL

REJOICE

[quick cloak]

they copying the jimbo

+12 mult

🤣🤣🤣

what a shitshow

[white flint]

i mean it also went best with flushes for me

[spring granite]

can probably get a better scaler like pairs with stone cards though, so I'm sure there's a lot more to it

[white flint]

so ig ima stick to that

[ebon condor]

id say that if youre comfortable with forcing pairs, thats almost always going to be the most consistent, but otherwise its fine to go for a high potential hand for plasma

[wintry igloo]

im at ante 6 and have no idea what I'm building

[spring granite]

you're cooking something

my favorite kind of thing

[white flint]

do i go for spare trousers

i dont think so

chip scoring jokers are better for plasma right?

[spring granite]

they scale really quickly so they're much easier to score with

[patent sail]

why is your build just stuff

[vestal copper]

there are ppl who think runner is not s tier btw 🥀

[white flint]

ok so i got early madness

hmm

do i play the funny game

[patent sail]

eternal?? polychrome??? 5 of them???? at X11.5 each?????

[white flint]

it is not eternal nor polychrone tho

[patent sail]

he has never seen the image

[ebon condor]

generally they will help you in the early game, but its very rare that you can make a build work that uses them into the endgame on high stakes

[wanton breach]

i was gonna gate keep the runner but i remembered this is balatro

[patent sail]

didnt balala uni recommend chips

[acoustic kettle]

Chips builds die to vessel

[white flint]

i got lucky orange stake run and got early bp and arrowhead

[ebon condor]

idk i dont watch him often

[white flint]

and also showman

[vestal copper]

get runner and xmult nukes ig

[patent sail]

yall cant tell me what to do i WILL chip it up

[vestal copper]

runner might be my fav joker ngl

here with obelisk and baron

[ebon condor]

one of these is not like the others

[patent sail]

baron

[ebon condor]

HEY they also said obelisk

cut em some slack

[patent sail]

i love this image

[ebon condor]

AND they like runner

[patent sail]

i needed an excuse to send it

also everyone who likes baron isnt real

[spring granite]

burnt joker synergy with everything 🔥

[patent sail]

they are AIs sent by jimbo corp.

[wanton breach]

something is better on its own, but you can still like them all

[patent sail]

yoy just cant like baron

[sick pumice]

W run?

[wanton breach]

W

[patent sail]

photophotophotophotochad

[spring granite]

ChadPhotoPhotoPhotoPhoto

great minds think alike

[patent sail]

and blowman

[patent sail]

speak for yourself

i dont have a mind

[urban sun]

what jokers do you have

uhhhh

four of a kind

[patent sail]

just empty space inside my skull

:3c

[wanton breach]

and they said human have brains inside their skull

[zinc lark]

hi when is new update coming?

[ebon condor]

&FOOLS_SELDOM_DIFFER

[spring granite]

[wanton breach]

this is the best photomaxxing i could ever get. if you think about it, its five photocard

[zenith raven]

LETS GOOOOOO

[pastel pagoda]

Balatro tomorrow

[zenith raven]

I did just need to win 1 more run to get the achievement

[wanton breach]

congratulations, golden fool

[patent sail]

brains are so gross and slimey and wrinkly,,, im so glad to not have that

[zenith raven]

[wanton breach]

eww, don't even mention it

[patent sail]

february 31st

[sick pumice]

Crazy run

[wintry igloo]

that was a good run

[wanton breach]

slurs and swears can't even relieve me from the unfortunate end of that legendary run

[wintry igloo]

beat the verdant w/o selling stuff

[zinc lark]

is the big update?

[patent sail]

ofc

[wanton breach]

yes, really big update

[wintry igloo]

finally at the gold stake with the red deck

[zinc lark]

where can i see whats included in the update?

[woven spire]

wait actually?

[patent sail]

localthunk never announces that

[patent sail]

DUDE

YALL KEEP FALLING FOR IT

HOW

[woven spire]

Ionno

[patent sail]

that date doesnt exist

[woven spire]

ohhhh

[minor portal]

February 29th does

[wanton breach]

31st February is like 1st April

[patent sail]

i keep making the same exact joke and people keep believing me

[zinc lark]

where is the roadmap for february 31?

[woven spire]

Mf i just woke up

Cut me some slack

[patent sail]

once every 4 years

[patent sail]

that was a joke

february 31st doesnt exist

also for real, localthunk never announces his updates

[patent sail]

so we will never know

[wanton breach]

it does, it is my birthday

[patent sail]

you dont exist dont worry

[zinc lark]

but i also need to pay rent on the 30. of every month

[woven spire]

did yall see the new loyalty card?

[wanton breach]

and stop explaining things to them like you have a brain

[patent sail]

february has only 28 days (29 every 4th year)

[minor portal]

In two more years, stay positive.

[lyric karma]

will be my birthday in 2 years

yay

[wanton breach]

congratulations

[minor portal]

People who have their birthday on Feb 29th should stack overflow to Dec 31st unless it's a leap year.

[zinc lark]

what about the ID cards who ever was born 29.? they will think its fake?

[lyric karma]

they sould make december 32nd instead of february 29th

lowkey

[minor portal]

All months could have thirty days

[patent sail]

no, 29th does exist, just not every year

[wanton breach]

they hate February because of the valentine's day
that's why they reduce February instead of adding 32nd date

[lyric karma]

legally it is 29th but the birth date is considered feb 28th/march 1st

[wanton breach]

they reduced February so people have less date

[lyric karma]

fair

[patent sail]

i just ate last 2 days of february sorry i was hungry

[cloud sinew]

all months should have the same number of days

[ebon condor]

all months should have 4 days

and we just have a lot of them

[wanton breach]

earth rotation isn't perfect, and so does human

[patent sail]

what about balatruary

it has 0 days as of right now

[wanton breach]

and what? +4 chips every 4 days?

[pastel pagoda]

Do people who were born february 29th celebrate their birthday once in 4 years, do it on 28th of febraury when its not a leap year, or do it 1st march if its not a leap year?

[ebon condor]

actually the only way to guarantee that every month has the same amount of days is to make it so every month has 1 day

and when its a leap year you just add an extra month

[lyric karma]

both last

[wanton breach]

they don't celebrate, they grind

[ebon condor]

alternatively, 1 month with 365 days

[lyric karma]

Sometimes feb 28

[willow frost]

square joker has competition

[patent sail]

ive heard from my grandma that their PE teacher in school was born on 29th, they (jokingly) considered him 8 years old when he really was 32

[zinc lark]

or just get rid of the months thats it, only count days

[lyric karma]

sometimes march 1st

[patent sail]

sometimes Balatruary 0th

[zinc lark]

year 2026 day 52

[lyric karma]

sounds like some survival diary shi

i like it

[pastel pagoda]

I think they should celebrate for 1 minute when its 00:00 on march 1st

Would be funny

[wanton breach]

that makes me have an idea 💡
what if we replace every months with antes and every days with blinds, and instead of living, we play poker with funny jokers

[patent sail]

i still dont know how people keep falling for my joke of update on 30-31 of february, i thought february having 28 days was common knowledge

[lament condor]

the world isn't ready for this

[patent sail]

4 hand size 🔥🔥🔥

[lyric karma]

our brains are busy balatrying

[patent sail]

get green joker and play random bs

and square

[wanton breach]

hey, you got 2 stuntman too?

[patent sail]

3 hand size gaming

[patent sail]

funny build

[pastel pagoda]

Do it

[patent sail]

rip it

for funnies

[wanton breach]

imagine if you get 3rd stuntman

[patent sail]

1 hand size 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[wanton breach]

high card gaming

[patent sail]

what if it draws the evil card that kills you when you play it that got added back in 2.0

[white flint]

do i take the soul card

the last boss is leaf

and im prtty sure i can do ok without boot straps

[patent sail]

why is your straight joker gay

[white flint]

he just spawned like that

[wanton breach]

hangman / temperance / magician is better

[patent sail]

he cant decide what he wants to be yet

[white flint]

yh but im doing gold stake

[pastel pagoda]

Chariot is good

You need steel cards for naneinf

[zinc zephyr]

I fail to see why spade cards matter here

[white flint]

and thats a prob free sticker for a legendary joker

[wanton breach]

they play cards, not held in hand ones

[white flint]

ok

so i got trib

[wanton breach]

good

[zinc zephyr]

Insanely lucky

[pastel pagoda]

Oh ok that explains a lot

[patent sail]

legendaries carry most runs anyway so any run where you get one will be a free gold sticker lowk

unless its perkeo

[white flint]

runner appeared now

[wanton breach]

rip bootstrap

[white flint]

like if i wasnt playing straights the whole game

[patent sail]

bros not gonna do much on gold stake

[white flint]

trib is actually the best in this situation ngl

or chicot would be good

[zinc zephyr]

Yo rick

[lament condor]

this actually might work

[wanton breach]

chigod mentioned

[patent sail]

i had trib + canio run the other day

[white flint]

yorrick would not be so good

[lament condor]

10k per hand already

[patent sail]

they fought each other for food

[white flint]

i wouldnt be able to scale him

cuz i only have realistically 4 discards till boss

[wanton breach]

yorick and perkeo is only good if you find them early enough

[pastel pagoda]

I think yorick scales at building level

So you could just scale him at that

[zinc zephyr]

What deck are you playing 😭

[lament condor]

IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[bitter schooner]

Another day another goldstake. (20 attempts i counted)

[wanton breach]

canio is great even in later stage of the game

[lament condor]

I WON

[patent sail]

perkeo isnt the most useful gold stake but hes at least free hand level every round

[lament condor]

checkered deck checkered sleeve

[zinc zephyr]

What does it do

[bitter schooner]

Checkered^2 or sum idk

[lament condor]

clubs turn into spades and diamonds turn into hearts (even with suitchangers)

[patent sail]

even more chekered now

[zinc zephyr]

Darnnn

[lament condor]

so all standard packs have hearts and spades all the time

[vestal copper]

fuck i got vesseled 😔

first death to the final blind i think

[wanton breach]

vessel of doom

[bitter schooner]

Lowkey make plant into a final boss blind

[spring granite]

violet vessel is legit a 😁 → 😣 pipeline

[bitter schooner]

Peak im farming interactions

[vestal copper]

good bait 8/10

maybe even 9

[calm furnace]

when will the masses wakeup and understand the power of venus

[wicked sable]

never seen a 3 kind build before

[bitter schooner]

Literally my econ is the deck + lucky cards for this run

[white flint]

and i got gold sticker on everything that i didnt have it on

[spring granite]

say that again

[wicked sable]

joker named bootstrap

[wanton breach]

put smiley face before the photocard?

[white flint]

dang 4/15 gold stakes

[vestal copper]

hit that lucky cat

[calm furnace]

juggler makes 3oak so free

[wicked sable]

what's a good amount of played hands for my obelisk?

[shell dagger]

15 for pair, 12 for 2 pair

[vestal copper]

juggler makes insert a hand so free

[wicked sable]

alr im at 18 high card so I'm switching to pairs

[shell dagger]

hc is risky

[white flint]

should i gold stake red deck or yellow deck

[wanton breach]

its 4$ once

[bitter schooner]

You should do both at the same time

[white flint]

ima pull up card sleeves and do that fr fr

[wanton breach]

both are pleasant to play in gold stake

[bitter schooner]

Chat what's the worst deck to gold stake

[lament condor]

this is so peak

[lament condor]

black deck and its not close at all

genuine pain and suffering

[bitter schooner]

Will try and see if this is true or false

[white flint]

ik that black deck is the worst but i hate erratic more ngl

[bitter schooner]

Will be suffering

[white flint]

i hate the concept of restarting runs to get good cards

[calm furnace]

you dont have to

[lament condor]

"I restart erratic to get good cards"
translating...
"I play white stake only and i reroll until i get photochad"

[calm furnace]

out of context there are no good cards

9s are amazing but you wont always find C9

jacks are godlike but you wont always find HtR

etc...

[white flint]

i like the thought of random deck but i dont really like it tho

[lament condor]

i hate hit the road so much i don't even have it unlocked

[calm furnace]

the fun of erratic is getting the best out of what the game gives you

[calm furnace]

can be a flush/flush house 3oak whatever build

[white flint]

ill prob do yelloww deck now and maybe red deck later

[calm furnace]

winning hater 💔

[white flint]

i need to do purple and orange stake still on both

[calm furnace]

yellow is free win

[wanton breach]

my accomplishments

[bitter schooner]

Run so peak i came

[lament condor]

yellow is probably one of the easiest decks if not top 3 (gold stake)

[calm furnace]

yellow is the easiest

[white flint]

i did blue deck 1st then ghost

and like nebula and plasma today

[rugged bloom]

Chat how do you push for naneinf

[calm furnace]

losing is a choice on yellow

[lament condor]

i feel like ghost need a downside to it

[calm furnace]

its not even top 5

[rugged bloom]

Random FNAF style jumpscares once per ante

[calm furnace]

why should an above average deck have a downside

[patent sail]

all spectrals are ouijas

[lament condor]

honestly thats already gonna happen

[lament condor]

yk that terraria mod

[patent sail]

all oujias for 7s

[lament condor]

1/1000 chance for a foxy jumpscare

[calm furnace]

no disrespect for ouija

good card

[rugged bloom]

I don't play Terraria

[lament condor]

do 7s even have a joker that benefits them

[rugged bloom]

Pure Disrespect for Ouija

Shouldn't need that

[patent sail]

its not worth that -1 hand size ong

[rugged bloom]

downside

[calm furnace]

depends

[patent sail]

no lmao

only maybe odd todd

[calm furnace]

it has its time and place

you just dont know the freak

like bean into ouja

or bean serpant ouija

[patent sail]

3 stuntmen ouija 🤤

[calm furnace]

bean into ouija is worth it 10/10 times if playing 3oak

also ouija is a great card to keep in your inventory in case you couldnt draw your 4oak

[patent sail]

i lowk do ouija only when bored because yes funny card, tell me what im playing this run

[light brook]

bloodstone prediction we take oops here

[calm furnace]

bean into ouija on abandonded is one of the few ways you can run idol

[rugged bloom]

Anyways how to Naneinf push

[calm furnace]

sigil is the worst one

[lament condor]

double checkered deck done

[rugged bloom]

At least it has no downsides

[patent sail]

play good cards and dont die

[calm furnace]

it does it can turn your cards red

which is bad

[light brook]

trance is easily the worst spectral by a long shot

like blue seals are so useless

[rugged bloom]

Wow

[spring granite]

bloodstone? no no no. We go all in on lucky cards here

[light brook]

(this is a joke for bait)

[lament condor]

double abandoned

[patent sail]

bait used to be believeable

[rugged bloom]

Low quality bait

Bait worse than Green Joker on Plasma Deck

[spring granite]

double abandoned = left 4 dead reference

[light brook]

best combo oat

[lament condor]

double red seems more fun

[light brook]

if only cat showed up

[light brook]

what would double plasma look like

[spring granite]

cat would only show up if you truly loved lucky cards

[light brook]

i do ❤️

[spring granite]

😔

[patent sail]

card sharp on golden needle is where its at

[lament condor]

it balances the shop costs too

[light brook]

is everything like $4

[lament condor]

voucher and packs included

[spring granite]

so every reroll after like 6 is just unviable

[rugged bloom]

anyways anyone got any genuine advice on naneinf?

[light brook]

pray

[patent sail]

watch docs 3 hour video

[spring granite]

it's not too hard, you just need to get lucky if you're doing random seed

[rugged bloom]

ain't nobody got time for that

[patent sail]

or ask someone who had done naneinf

[rugged bloom]

I watch naneinf videos while sleeping

[lament condor]

queen high straights get you above 300 but jack high straights don't reach 300

[patent sail]

you do and thats not a question

[light brook]

“watch” “while sleeping”

[rugged bloom]

It's 1 am here

I'm sleeping at 2

[rugged bloom]

I can remember what happens

Problem is I keep trying to greed the reserved parking

[lament condor]

yeah thats kinda the joke

[patent sail]

well now youre sleeping at 5

[light brook]

just watch at 3x speed duh

[rugged bloom]

i do, actually

[spring granite]

I love doing this

[patent sail]

just watch at 180x speed to watch it all in 1 minute

[rugged bloom]

I keep struggling over which joker to acquire at what point

[patent sail]

burger ante 24