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[red hamlet]

It issss

[meager plank]

I see a straight and a flush, this is a straight flush

[lament hollow]

d

[meager plank]

j

[rocky stag]

the last funny reddit post was the r/lil uzi "we are shutting down the sub for a week" post

imo

[meager plank]

Uzi fell off when he recorded extra extra

[rocky stag]

uzi fell off when he did that shit ass chop suey cover

[meager plank]

Idk what that is 🔥💀🔔⛓️‍💥👎⚡️🌸⚙️

[lament hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492731531379605504/1356765706829697264/attachment-5-1.gif

[torn zealot]

mother

[rocky stag]

big fan of this

[lament hollow]

nearly impossible

[noble star]

Goodbye now

[balmy needle]

AHHHH I made it to ante 7 of golden needle and died at the boss

[meager plank]

Add green needle joker

[torn zealot]

horse shit joker

[rocky stag]

mime is me thinking I can get steel card baron off the ground before ante 4

just a clown

[meager plank]

Joker is my favorite scaling joker

[red hamlet]

My favorite joker is

[rocky stag]

ok i have a balatro hot take

[meager plank]

I do too

[rocky stag]

onyx agate is very good I like it a lot

[red hamlet]

"Hot take"
And then it's a mild take

[rocky stag]

im not finished

[red hamlet]

Anyx is pretty pog

[rocky stag]

I dont think it should be in the game

or at least it should be different

[red hamlet]

there we go

Perish

Pretty sure we already talked about this lmao

[lament hollow]

I haven’t heard the word “pog” in 6 years are you 27

[rocky stag]

i wasnt here

[wraith totem]

Its about to be a good run

[rocky stag]

thats terrible

[red hamlet]

Uhmmmmmm

No

(24)

.75

[lament hollow]

I was close

[red hamlet]

Pog
Champ
My dudes

[rocky stag]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-pim-smiling-friends-smile-why-are-you-here-gif-18040141686205198480

[balmy needle]

why not

[red hamlet]

[rocky stag]

its just a straight update to gluttonous(?) joker

[wraith totem]

i forgot about that word even exists

[red hamlet]

Wait till you find out about bloodstone

Or any of the hand jokers like duo trio, tribe etc

[rocky stag]

nah but there are valid reasons to take duo over trio

or something like that

[red hamlet]

Yes but

[rocky stag]

they are different builds

[red hamlet]

Pair joker that gives mult
And duo

Duo is a straight upgrade

Crazy joker (two pair)
And Pants

[rocky stag]

see but here is where i say not neccesarily they are still veeery slightly different

round one duo will never give more than +7 mult pair gives +8

im splitting hairs

[strong rose]

grrrr

[red hamlet]

Either way
Every common hand joker has an upgrade (except the chip ones (except straight))

You unlock the upgrades by deck fixing

[balmy needle]

blueprint easy

[rocky stag]

first they add two jokers that do the same thing. next? the apocalypse

[torn zealot]

why

[rocky stag]

why not?

[red hamlet]

Work on econ and pop off

[rocky stag]

campfire is very good

[wraith totem]

i have never once ever used campfire

[balmy needle]

im a campfire hater

[rocky stag]

its good you just havent gotten it yet /s

only... real players 'get it' its kind of the radio head of jokers

[torn zealot]

resets when boss blind is defeated

did you see'

that

[wraith totem]

radio head if they were ever good

they are not

[rocky stag]

its still good

i mean they arent like the best band of all time but I like in rainbows and kid a a lot

not really a fan of ok computer but i understand why its so well recieved

[proper tide]

Camfire so strong if you know how yo use it

[rocky stag]

its also straight better on higher stakes

considering rental jokers are just free x0.25

[proper tide]

Yeah

Buy 1 sell 1

[rocky stag]

its very good with the sale vouchers too

[wraith totem]

i am a creep

[wraith totem]

i know i just dont want to

too much effort

[proper tide]

Well

[rocky stag]

baron is soooooooo overratedd oh my godddddd. shoot the moon is for the girlies ✊

[proper tide]

I think it just usefull in Gold Stake

[wraith totem]

low key sexist that baron is better than shoot the moon

[proper tide]

I take both

[rocky stag]

thats called bi curious and I tolerate it but do not accept

[proper tide]

Shoot the moon and Baron is good enough

[rocky stag]

(/s)

[strong rose]

got brainstorm

[rocky stag]

very good

[knotty hornet]

💯

[wraith totem]

IF I GET CHICOT ILL QUIT THIS RUN

[knotty hornet]

Moon? Radiohead reference

[rocky stag]

kanye reference

[slim junco]

thats so loose bro

[knotty hornet]

When is LocalThunk adding Kanye Joker

[wraith totem]

like his butthole

[rocky stag]

walk on eggshells here

[slim junco]

probs never

[knotty hornet]

Gains x0.2 Mult for every Nazi related tweet

[balmy needle]

i got acrobat on golden needle, truly a blessing

[fervent hearth]

I known the localisation project is on hold at the moment, but would anyone have a blank language file that I could use. I plan to do an unoffical translation for a minority language

[knotty hornet]

is Lucky Cat a Radiohead reference?

[balmy needle]

THEY GAVE ME THE WATER ON GOLDEN NEEDLE THAT IS SO UNFAIR

[wraith totem]

are u allergic to water?

[rocky stag]

what mod gives those things below jokers?

[wraith totem]

joker display

[rocky stag]

ok

[undone notch]

ZAMN

[strong rose]

i didnt even realize the suit evenness

i love how it looks

[wraith totem]

damn i just realized u could change the themees

[frank roost]

When will my mime appear😭

[nimble scarab]

unhh

[strong rose]

sell skelebone

[elfin tapir]

sell the 💀

[nimble scarab]

too late i sold wrathful lol

[strong rose]

why...

[nimble scarab]

lucky cat is giving enough score already lol

[strong rose]

speaking of lucky cat

!!

[nimble scarab]

like

[strong rose]

maximing my cat even tho its already enough

[strong rose]

now thats lucky

[hollow oriole]

i hate black deck so much

[nimble scarab]

playing this should give an achievement

[strong rose]

• Lucky Cat (x8.75 Mult)
• Scholar (Polychrome)
• Hanging Chad
• Trading Card
• Brainstorm

[shy dove]

discarding 4 of them that are clubs gets you a joker

[nimble scarab]

yeah i got seeing double already

pretty fun joker
it makes me not play flushes lmao

[wraith totem]

Should i take lucky cat

[red hamlet]

You should put brainstorms onto photo for scoring
Unless you're money farming

Or got a glass

[safe ledge]

I like your ditto pfp

[nimble scarab]

o7 fun game

[safe ledge]

seed BUILDING gives infinite blueprints

[strong rose]

thanks

[shrewd imp]

The rare straight flush build

I always miss the lower stakes 💔😔

[oblique isle]

And seance still isn’t useful (except for baseball I guess)

[shrewd imp]

Speaking of spectrals I did have a sixth sense

It gave me two Suit spectrals

Then I sold it for the mime

Random spectrals are fireee 🔥🔥🔥🔥

It should give you a spectral tag instead

[red hamlet]

Nah, just spawn a basic bitch booster pack post round

Spectral tag is a mega pack

[stable isle]

how do I get goot

I have 22 hours and like 4 wins

[jovial lion]

Guys

What's statistically better

Adding cards you need to the deck

Or removing cards you don't need

[valid heath]

Let goooooooooooo

[hushed pond]

whats the chances of a new deck being added?

[jovial lion]

1 in 4

[hushed pond]

might need to pick up opps all 6s then

[shy dove]

its contextual

[jovial lion]

Is it better to add more hearts or remove non hearts

Whoops wrong reply

[jovial lion]

Let's say I'm going for a flush hearts build

[shy dove]

i quite think you can both make more hearts and remove non hearts

what do you mean by adding hearts

[jovial lion]

Well that's true but hypothetically if I could do only one of them

[hushed pond]

i also think it depends on how much you are removing/adding

[shy dove]

do you mean cloning them with dna? or using the sun

which hearts are you adding in the former case

[jovial lion]

just the cards with the hearts suit

That's it

[shy dove]

could you answer my question please

[jovial lion]

Just ANY way

[shy dove]

are you cloning cards with dna or turning cards into hearts with the sun

[jovial lion]

Oh wait

wait wait i get it

[past lintel]

Oh hi 👋

[jovial lion]

No no I mean cloning

Not turning

Yeah

[shy dove]

you want to be copying cards with dna/death that are enhanced generally

[lone violet]

yo it's Aaron

[shy dove]

usually lucky when it comes to flushes

[hushed pond]

omg peak

oh wait lmfao

[past lintel]

Scary face on abandoned deck lmaooo

[lone violet]

it always happens

[hushed pond]

always an abandoned run

[past lintel]

Double kill

Another oneee

[sly frigate]

balatro

[red hamlet]

YEEE

nameplates

[terse ferry]

Fml

[shy dove]

rip no duo </3

[terse ferry]

Btw on erratic with 18 jacks and queens

[oblique isle]

Hit the road in pack

Not that it matters, it quarters the chance of a Jack being pulled

Had 10 jacks and hit the road shop 1

Never pulled more than 4

Died ante 3

[inland ether]

Pack will have credit card 🙏

[terse ferry]

It didn’t

[inland ether]

:(

[red hamlet]

chat

[dusky reef]

this is why you dont polychrome skip

[finite river]

Eh it’s not useless…

[grave cloak]

always polychrome skip

[whole fractal]

So many choices

[grave cloak]

99% of players quit skipping before they hit poly blueprint

[grizzled socket]

LOCALTHUNK PLEASE HACK MY GAME AND GIVE ME OOPS ALL SIXES

[oblique isle]

He just called me, he said to tell you no

[uncut magnet]

Two bloodstone is always fun

[oblique isle]

Theee bloodstone though is bad

Cause they plan with each other

They communicate

They don’t trigger

They go on strike

[carmine river]

4 and a Blueprint to monitor and oppress them

[sly grove]

If you had a domination line for the dealers of that one blind that you just one-tapped, what would you say?

[signal ruin]

Guys, will I win?

[woven goblet]

i just did my first flush five

[sly grove]

I'd say

Keep in mind that I'm doing all this to get a new card, you just got defeated by a greed-face!

[dusky breach]

Take it for gold sticker

[dusky reef]

This is orange stake

[dusky breach]

Shame, it was the very last joker I got my gold sticker on 🤣

I’d have been so glad it had a polychrome on it

[dusky reef]

nah like i wanted smth else

I clicked polychrome tag round 1

saw the luchador

wanted to close the game

[red hamlet]

Stop skipping for tags that statistically will give you dogshit

[dusky reef]

it was round 1 so i thought why not cause i hadnt done it in a while just for the fun

[dusky breach]

Yeah just enjoy the game

[red hamlet]

Uncommon tags are fun cause they can give you an immediate build path, full of utility jokers and goodies like onyx or blood

[red hamlet]

Well wasn't fun to get luchador was it

I get it tho

It is funny

[dusky reef]

no but gambling is fun

[red hamlet]

Until its not

Hell yeah sowing
Oh no reaping

words to die by

[dusky breach]

Best skip is boss money Ante 1

[dusky reef]

Sees polychrome tag

surely this time

[red hamlet]

Monkey sees action

Neuron activation

[dusky reef]

Polychrome blueprint

Surely

[red hamlet]

Polychrome diet cola

Poly tag with double
Poly blue and brain

Surely

[dusky reef]

one time i got polychrome banana

[red hamlet]

Mfw luchador and diet cola again

[dusky reef]

And then it died the next round

[dusky breach]

And then you’ll get Perishable, Rental Polychrome

[dusky reef]

Me when i got perishable egg and swashbuckler

i wanted to die

[dusky breach]

The egg still holds the value even if it perishes!

[red hamlet]

Blueprint and luchador
Sell blueprint
Keep lucha for later blind

[dusky reef]

Yes

But

It cannot scale anymore

when done

[red hamlet]

Blueprint diet
Get 2 double tags triple rare skip

[dusky reef]

If i have 2 double tags

And i skip a double tag

Do i get 4

[dusky breach]

Yeah but keeping egg is good if you don’t need econ and you have a joker slot 👀

[red hamlet]

No

Just an extra double tag

To 3

[dusky reef]

Damn

lame

[red hamlet]

Double tags not even double

Have 3 double tags
Skip
4 tags

Smhsmgsmh

[dusky reef]

Tfw double tag cant double tag a double tag

[oblique isle]

Double tag should be able to be doubled but only once (so you don’t get anything cause you spend one to get two, a net 1 which you would still get normally)

[full zinc]

Hello

is the best

[timid laurel]

random question here but is it a bug that you need to win another run after "unlocking" the c+ and c++ achievement? i dont really get why they dont unlock the moment you win ante 8 on the initial run

[signal yacht]

No idea

Call it a Victory lap

[timid laurel]

but...

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[red hamlet]

yeah well

go do another one

you made it to c++

you can do one more

[timid laurel]

ive already gotten c++ a few days ago lol, twas just a shower thought i had earlier

[timid geyser]

my first try on seeded, im not very proud that its seeded but its still good i guess

[tidal spindle]

Couldnt have said it better myself, eggs best joker

[willow kite]

i mean naneinf is naneinf

[red hamlet]

yaaaaaaas, slay

[opaque shard]

Egg

[livid parcel]

what the fuck

[sacred sparrow]

who up jonklin they jokers

[opaque shard]

Chaos the clown:

[opal fog]

my ectoplasm applied to popcorn im kms

[opaque shard]

Mr. Bones:

[red hamlet]

mr boaner

[opaque shard]

Waking up is one of the hardest things in the morning

[red hamlet]

wake up in the afternoon then, goober

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling™

[north crescent]

it's something with the check for the achievement happening before the last win is registered

[radiant bough]

huh

[red hamlet]

ayoooo

full housing it up babyyyyy

[radiant bough]

isn't it supposed to say small blind and the required score

[red hamlet]

oh lmaooooooooo

didn't even clock it

[crude crypt]

balatro has gotten me to view math very differently
now every complicated term I dont know just looks like a joker I haven't learned how to use yet
and im just watching several combinations of "jokers" to achieve a certain result

this will be productive to me long term

[red hamlet]

when you really think about it

math

is just physics

[crude crypt]

I haven't taken physics yet

[red hamlet]

chemistry?

[crude crypt]

so I cannot speak for this

[radiant bough]

isn't it the opposite

[red hamlet]

that's physics

biology? htat's physics baby

[stiff hull]

I understand why people like madness now

[red hamlet]

if we didn't have physics

we wouldn't have math

or anything

but if we didn't have math

we would still have physics

we had physics before math

[radiant bough]

because we only found out about it later

[shell obsidian]

Madness works with Eternal jokers?

[analog belfry]

is seeing double that good?

[shell obsidian]

when I tried it the Multiplier wouldn't go up

[red hamlet]

it's alright

[radiant bough]

it does

it doesn't need to eat a joker to scale

that's just a side effect of the mult scaling

[red hamlet]

it eats a joker
then scales
It doesn't need to eat a joker to scale

[stiff hull]

Seeing double is hilariously good

[shell obsidian]

gotcha, thanks

[analog belfry]

spent 2 hours (exaggerating) to unlock it and it’s that simple 💔

[analog belfry]

nvm we have contradicting opinions here

[red hamlet]

it's laright

but at the end of the day

it's just a 2x that needs clubs + other suit (or wild)

i'd rather play hearts

[stiff hull]

I enjoy it as an easy source of mult. Sure there are better jokers but it’s great for an easy x2

[analog belfry]

does seeing double only score its 2x mult AFTER the scoring or does it trigger in the scoring?

[red hamlet]

after scoring

[analog belfry]

i see

[red hamlet]

during joker effects

[analog belfry]

it is a pretty simple joker i’ll give it that

[stiff hull]

I like clubs more for consistency. Maybe that’s why we have differing opinions on seeing double

Bloodstone almost never activates for me and I swear the 50% chance is a lie

[jaunty veldt]

Say, how do I play with stone cards?

[stiff hull]

There is only one way to play with stone cards.

[tardy eagle]

it's always an 100% until it's not

[stiff hull]

LOTS AND LOTS of stone cards

[jaunty veldt]

Is there a particular situation where I can just drive the deck into that direction?

[red hamlet]

either as a supplement to 2/3/4 card hands
or giga stoning it up

[stiff hull]

Medusa is fantastic with either hologram or drivers license. Plus once you get stone joker if you’ve just loaded the deck with stone it’s GG

[red hamlet]

wish medusa was a proper joker

turn face into stone

[sharp compass]

I remember accidentally unlocking shoot the moon when I thought it was barely possible

[red hamlet]

shoot the moon bad fr

[stiff hull]

I will admit, I haven’t ever been in a situation where I’ve been able to pivot to stone but I’ve really wanted to for quite some time

[jaunty veldt]

And if I play all five stone cards right away, does it count as a high card or...?

[stiff hull]

Found the baron player

[stiff hull]

It does count as high card but the 250 chips mitigates some of the low scoring

[jaunty veldt]

Ah yeah, that's 250 chips

So...plasma deck go brrrrr?

[stiff hull]

And if you get stone joker the fact that it’s high card barely matters

[stiff hull]

Yep.

[shy dove]

also you can level up hc 🐈

[tardy eagle]

it can be alright, don't know where that'll get you only with chips but it definitely works

[jaunty veldt]

Sounds cool, I'll give that a spin next time

(insert jimbo spin here)

[tardy eagle]

the mischievous Eye:

[stiff hull]

The glorious chicot:

[tardy eagle]

best legendary joker

[jaunty veldt]

The almighty seed that doesn't have Eye:

[tardy eagle]

i love chicot

[jaunty veldt]

Only got Perkeo from the soul card so far

[stiff hull]

Now hang on thats clearly yorick

[jaunty veldt]

...somehow lost every time with Perkeo (read: twice)

[stiff hull]

I love perkeo. I love turning all my deck into the same card with death

[jaunty veldt]

Even better, copying spectral cards

[stiff hull]

Where’s my black deck purple stake run I had with a poly perkeo and the only good use case for the lovers tarot? Hang on

It’s glorious

[jaunty veldt]

Death: my body is a machine that turns the left card into the right card

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/spinfish-gif-20792408

[red hamlet]

i hate baron
i also just don't liket hat shoot the moon goes so late

[brazen shard]

Hi. I am stuck on this. I just downloaded Balatro but I have been playing Balatro+ for a long time. any idea on how to keep my progress and get past this screen?

[stiff hull]

Fair.

[stiff hull]

That means your connection is shoddy for some reason or another

[wanton steeple]

Almost lost my two pair gold stake run to the extra large boss blind

Got lucky with luchadoor

I ain't doing no 1mill

Working on C+ then C++

[dark knot]

I finally got the playing cards yippee

[plucky tangle]

using discard joker?

[wanton steeple]

Was gonna get the playing cards but like

Only 4 jokers

I'll wait for a full set of cards

[dark knot]

live Jimbo reaction

[wanton steeple]

Yeah but my favorite joker is supernova

I like when the funni number go up

[plucky tangle]

:O JIMBO IS REAL :😱

[dark knot]

I'm just gonna find a way to make the other jokers myself

[wanton steeple]

probably an Etsy seller somewhere

[dark knot]

this cardset is a nice premade font on how to kinda get it\

[wanton steeple]

Or probably do one of those custom cards thing and make it own

[dark knot]

and my sister has a machine for it

[wanton steeple]

temu does a lot of those custom stuff

I bought a gag gift for a friend

[dark knot]

yeah but I dont trust Temu

[wanton steeple]

I bought him a blanket from temu with his face on it

[dark knot]

I'm probably going to make it myself from scratch we'll see

[wanton steeple]

He essentially got this on a blanket for his bday

[dark knot]

LMAO

[wide crane]

what we thinkin?

[wanton steeple]

Temu can have some funny ass shit if u look in the right place lmao

[plucky tangle]

get business card

[wide crane]

i want baron 🤤

[wanton steeple]

They are cheap but it's no different than Etsy at this point a lot of Etsy stuff is resold temu trash anyways

[plucky tangle]

that works too

[wanton steeple]

Get lucky cat and run 4 lucky cards

[plucky tangle]

actually bloodstone could go hard with the dice too

[wide crane]

lookin good

[wanton steeple]

Yeah but u could get money to with lucky cards

[lavish lodge]

Bloodstone is only usable with the dice

[wanton steeple]

So u can build a mult and decent extra econ

[plucky tangle]

ooh loaded space joker gonna go great

[wanton steeple]

Got 2 gold decks done

[wide crane]

theres a negative tag....i think i dont take

[wanton steeple]

Red and checkered

[wide crane]

lot available, gotta get all my options

[wanton steeple]

Moving on to blue deck

[plucky tangle]

yeah but negative is funny

[wanton steeple]

Also isn't blue deck getting changed in the update?

Or is it just green stake

[plucky tangle]

green and purple i think

to get more scaling

[wanton steeple]

Gold stake honestly feels like mult cards never show up

[red hamlet]

blue stake is getting changed

because it sucks

[wide crane]

i need a ....lucky cawds

[wanton steeple]

I hope the new update gives more decks

Would be cool to see official mod support to

With a workshop

[plucky tangle]

cryptid mod official support :)

[red hamlet]

not gonna see it any time soon

[lavish lodge]

Instead of -1 discards, they remove the discard ability all together

[plucky tangle]

oh no i'm so cooked

[wanton steeple]

Implementing I doubt wouldn't be that hard considering it's Lua

[wide crane]

started getting some lucky cards >:)

i have like 3 red seal queens i wanna work off of

[wanton steeple]

The only reason you need the injector is because it's easier for people to inject the support than to manually reedit a new exe every minor update

[lavish lodge]

You're not a real pro is haven't beat gold stake with no jokers, planet cards, tarot cards, GPU, ram, motherboard and frontal lobe

[plucky tangle]

i haven't even beaten black stake lol

[wanton steeple]

I mean consoles and mobile games have been very niche for modding since the dawn of time

PC is very open for it

But I get it

[wide crane]

ok yeah we ballin

[wanton steeple]

There's a reason steam made the workshop doubtful console will ever get decent mod support considering how most console players think mods = cheats

[wanton steeple]

Only console game I ever seen support community mods was that doom port Bethesda did and their servers were so ass and hosting them lol

Take my opinion with a grain of salt but even modding was officially supported it would last longer on PC than it would console

[wide crane]

ope

guys i got bloodstone

but i dont really want it

its in shop

[lavish lodge]

Also how dare you hate on throwback the goat

[wanton steeple]

But it coward

U want to

[left fulcrum]

what is the joker role mean in the server?

[wide crane]

no

[wanton steeple]

Yes

[wide crane]

it dont work with me buuild

[wanton steeple]

No bolas

[wide crane]

i dont care.

[wanton steeple]

You must

For the funni

[wide crane]

https://tenor.com/view/te-quero-happy-new-year-kiss-fireworks-gif-15862252767575120913

[lavish lodge]

To keep warm a joker slot

[wide crane]

i didnt buy it fuck yall

[wanton steeple]

Coward

Now ur run is gonna fail

[wide crane]

photograph is here but i dont need it

[lavish lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-7179-scp-foundation-lowtiergod-mods-lowtiergod-meme-gif-4542048218045190821

[wanton steeple]

From my convo early if we can't get official mod support maybe the possibility of opening up to the idea of making community content official content

[wide crane]

BARON IS HEEEEREEERERE

[wanton steeple]

Kinda like what valve does with some games

[wide crane]

what do i sell

hiker, space, or square

i think hiker

[wanton steeple]

Space

If u have enough lvl ups

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[wanton steeple]

Space only good if ur spamming the same hand

[swift sail]

wow

[wanton steeple]

Once ur hand is guaranteed to win no use for it

[cyan solstice]

[swift sail]

absolutely not

[lavish lodge]

Balatro turns me on enough don't need it

[wanton steeple]

I have my bookmarks

I don't need to pay thank u

[wide crane]

why did someone @ the mods

[wanton steeple]

Boobs

[lavish lodge]

Sm shared a sex cam ds

[wanton steeple]

I did a run with space while back

[lavish lodge]

On the fucking balatro server?

[wanton steeple]

With a pair build

[wanton steeple]

They are mostly bots

Or compromised accounts

[lavish lodge]

I'm the biggest space hater

[wanton steeple]

And run through a list of discord links

[lavish lodge]

Fuck space, unreliable asf

[wanton steeple]

They ain't real ppl

[shy dove]

space is fun 🐈

[wanton steeple]

I did a pair run with it once

Funni lvl number kept going up

I even wheel'd it for 1.5 xmult

It just kept leveling my pairs lol

I think I had a lvl 100 pair

[shy dove]

its nice to have numbers go up permanently and is often worth the joker slot

[wanton steeple]

If I get it negative it def goes in

It's like a perfect negative card

[shy dove]

if you have to you can move out of it but it has good value

[smoky prawn]

i los

balat

[red hamlet]

blyat

[smoky prawn]

sad

[red hamlet]

blyatro

[wanton steeple]

I almost had balatro running on windows 98

I got the love2d engine to install and run the demo game but couldn't get balatro to boot

Don't ask me why I just like seeing if I can sometimes

I got the PC version to run on android mostly because I want to easily transfer my save back and forth

But weird black spot that covers half the screen for some reason

I dunno if this is possible but would it ever be considered to add the ability to link Google accounts to transfer saves back and forth from mobile to desktop

[wide crane]

does blueprint copy baron or mime

im selling space joker for soul im PRAYING I GET PERKEO

[wanton steeple]

It should

[wide crane]

i got fucking yorrick

i mean a bit late for that

[wanton steeple]

Blueprint will tell u if it's compatible or incompatible by hovering over it

[wide crane]

better than Canio or Trib

[wide crane]

no i no that but which is more optimal

[wanton steeple]

I usually go for the bigger number

Bigger number make chip go brrrrrr

[cedar glade]

if you have more steel, mime, if you have more kings, baron

[fresh spruce]

https://www.balatrodle.com/

egh run today

5 tries

[quasi cedar]

Ooh

[wide crane]

honestly im gonna sell yorrick for invis

[lilac citrus]

I am going to see this balatro run to the end even though oblivion remaster finished downloading in background

[wide crane]

ok so oops isnt really doin a lot rn, do i sell it so i garuentee a better jonkler?

[lost kindle]

IM FINALLY HOME

10 HOURS DONE

im not doing ts ever again 💔

[brisk mica]

Does any mod make it possible to underflow the hand size with ectoplasm?

[lost kindle]

check #⚙・modding-general

ima guess ur fav thing to play is photochad

[elfin tapir]

wait I should probably

[fresh spruce]

spoiler it, yea

[elfin tapir]

no that didn’t work at all

oh whatever

[lost kindle]

it does work

[quasi cedar]

14 guesses😭

[cedar glade]

i dont really do this a lot so i went on a whole wild goose chase becuase i thought the one that was darker meant it was right and i was so sure it was bloodstone and then i just randomly guessed chad

[fresh spruce]

y'all aren't balatro heads like me

[fresh spruce]

how??

[wide crane]

I AM SO FUCJING MAD

HAHAHAHAHAH SUCH A FUNNY FUCMING JOKE EsDZnvojawr gdslcvmpwreksdz;x

[fresh spruce]

you already won

what's the issue

you aren't going naninf outside of white stake

[wide crane]

yeah

but i couldve maybe who knows

i did beat it btw :3

[cedar glade]

its always fun to take it further but that had crazy potential

[elfin tapir]

can’t you just use hands as discards

get rid of the hearts

[wide crane]

i knows

[cedar glade]

you were too late to get legendaryless naneinf a while ago

[wide crane]

yeah :/

[cedar glade]

which sucks but getting one unseeded is a crazy achievement

[wide crane]

think if i went plasma white stake i could get it? i mean i doubt it, might get a higher score, but there was a lot of setup and steps I either don't remember or fumbled along the way

[cedar glade]

youd need a few thousand more dollars give or take more

golden ticket wouldve been your ticket to that but your deck isnt gold from the looks of it

[wide crane]

bro is spitting bars

in the process of ballin

THE DAMNED HHOOK

[red hamlet]

broski
bp on mime dawg

[wide crane]

oh mb

dude i literally ASKED SOMEONE HERE WHICH ONE TO COPY AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING I AM SO DUMB

well god fucking dammit

[barren dust]

the hook is evil

[wide crane]

i hate the hook

i mean if i knew i shouldve had bp on mime earlier then maybe??

i mean i think I even got both hand size vouchers but like

damn

[barren dust]

my least favorite is the water

the arm is depressing too

game wouldn't be fun if it was easy though now would it

[wide crane]

i mean it all depends on wether or not you're playing endless or not

because some are easy while some are deal breakers

[barren dust]

the plant be like

[wide crane]

like if i got the psychic on that run i just had, one that is incredibly easy usually, could be devastating

[barren dust]

does the game have some sort of logic to give you bosses that screw you

like a seed'll have photograph triboulet and hanging chad and then the plant or smthn

[signal pilot]

i hate it on blue stake cuz i often cant get a good hand until after two discards then i just lose it

[barren dust]

immolate my beloved

[wide crane]

FUCK BLUE STAKE

[cedar glade]

i responded but it wouldnt have mattered because you didnt know which one wouldve hit from the hook

mime wouldve won you

[wide crane]

yeah :(

[signal pilot]

real thats usually where i get stuck on decks

im not that good at the game i only got it like 2 months ago and ive beaten blue stake like 3 or 4 times and purple once

[red hamlet]

blue stake getting reworked, hell yeah

[stiff hull]

So funny how purple stake isn’t nearly as big an issue now that I’ve beaten it 10+ times

Took me at least 50 runs to beat it the first time

[lost kindle]

balatro players and minecraft players have one same saying: i need your seed

[tacit bronze]

i sometime really enjoy mindless attempts, not even vessel can kill me now, i do hate blue stake, make the scaling much slower

[thorn steppe]

feel like blue stake is the biggest jump in difficulty ngl, stickers can be avoided in most runs imo

[tacit bronze]

sometime its beneficial to have stickers, eternal with madness or rental with campfire

[thorn steppe]

yes thats what I mean the downsides to them can be avoided

[tacit bronze]

real then blue stake torture you every other round

[thorn steppe]

yep, should be getting only 20 interest or something

or idk if thats as impactful

[polar hill]

what happens if a joker that can expire has eternal?

e.g. ice cream or popcorn

[tacit bronze]

it stays there and thats why completionist ++ is actually attainable

[thorn steppe]

just does nothing

still counts for swash right tho?

[polar hill]

so it becomes a waste of space then

[quaint flicker]

they can't have those stickers

food jokers can't b eternal

[polar hill]

ah

yeah, just checked the wiki, you're right

[astral oak]

even on typecast challenge

they cant get eternal

[quaint flicker]

yea

[dawn canyon]

whati do here

[thorn steppe]

would a nerf to interest be a replacement for blue stake?

[stiff hull]

I still think purple stake is the biggest jump

[modern arrow]

gold stake plasma is dead :]

what deck next

[thorn steppe]

yeah thats fair 🙂

[dawn canyon]

can u help me

[modern arrow]

done checkered and ghost, thought plasma would be on the easier side

it is not

[thorn steppe]

I got a stuntman blueprint brainstorm to defeat it, got super loucky

[ember root]

Do Zodiac next

[signal pilot]

so real

[modern arrow]

is zodiac completely miserable kinda like plasma?

[ember root]

No, Zodiac is actually fun

[modern arrow]

want something in the middle

[ember root]

Overstock and Tarot Merchant go br

[modern arrow]

will give it a go, havent even played zodiac i dont think

[signal pilot]

honestly ive been having a lot of fun on anaglyph

except majority of the skip tags suck dick only worth getting skip boss for 25 or negative tag

[thorn steppe]

plasma isnt too miserable, all of the scaling chips jokers are really fun, black deck tho 😦

[quasi cedar]

I feel like the spectral packs are worth skipping for atleast for cryptid or smth

[modern arrow]

yea ik black is the worst

[quasi cedar]

On anaglyph

[modern arrow]

its just rng is the problem i had

[signal pilot]

sometimes i skip for spectrals

[thorn steppe]

I hold R a lot on plasma deck lmao

[quasi cedar]

Anyways back to orange stake suffering. Reset 17 so far

[signal pilot]

yeah i feel u i almost one on orange on anaglyph last night

[modern arrow]

either u get runner square or castle early or u just lose

[signal pilot]

wee joker clears runner

[modern arrow]

forgot about wee

[signal pilot]

but its rare tbf

[ember root]

Wee Joker and Stuntman ❤️

[modern arrow]

only reason i won orange tbf

i love it but so hard to find

[signal pilot]

probably a skill issue but ive never successfully won with stuntman

i like having a large hand size

[thorn steppe]

weechad are amazing

[modern arrow]

stuntman is weird

[ember root]

Stuntman is just a win button for HC and Pair builds

[signal pilot]

dude i was high a few days ago and lost a really good run on orange stake i had such a good synergy but i didnt pay attention to the boss blind

i had two hanging chads triboulet and photograph

i could only play one hand type and played one gold seal king and fucked myself over

[ember root]

the mouth has to be one of the most annoying bosses for sure

[signal pilot]

it can be

some boss blinds are just really obnoxious

[plucky tangle]

nah the eye is worse in my opinion

[signal pilot]

which one is the eye again

is it no repeat hand types

[plucky tangle]

yeah

[signal pilot]

yeah that one is rough

i really had the arm and hook

[plucky tangle]

the arm: what hand level?

[signal pilot]

yeah

decreases by 1 every hand

[plucky tangle]

it kills early runs a lot for me

[thorn steppe]

the discard one is shit

[ember root]

Debatable but at least with the eye you can use your hands as discards

[signal pilot]

i also dont like water

[ember root]

the mouth is a complete run killer if you're playing 5-card builds and fail to draw it

[signal pilot]

yeah i love 5 card builds

[plucky tangle]

flush build is my favorite

[signal pilot]

but lately ive been playing more pairs or three of a kind

flush is so fire

ancient joker on top on god

[plucky tangle]

i had a run last weekend which ended up with flush house at the end

somehow

it was my first secret hand :)

[signal pilot]

thats why i like checkered deck

hell yeah

[plucky tangle]

how do i get that one

[signal pilot]

checkered deck is really fun for unlocking shit and its the easiest for playing secret/rare hands

[vivid island]

Win on Black Deck

[signal pilot]

i think u gotta beat black deck iirc

[plucky tangle]

noooo

now i have to beat that :(

[signal pilot]

thats also like the easiest way to unlock brainstorm

if you discard a royal flush

[wispy quartz]

was my first gold stake

10/10

[vivid island]

Well, at least abandoned is the shit though.

[plucky tangle]

i already got brainstorm lol

[signal pilot]

or play i cant remember lmao

oh fire

[vivid island]

and so does yellow/blue

[ember root]

Brainstorm is discard a royal flush yes

[plucky tangle]

it is discard

[signal pilot]

when i first got balatro my friend was telling me beat black deck asap to get checkered

[signal pilot]

yeah its really fun

[plucky tangle]

k im gonna do that this weekend

[vivid island]

My first gold stake was checkered but I was not playing flushes

[plucky tangle]

???

why??

[signal pilot]

i like just trying to go for bloodstone and turning my whole deck into hearts

[modern arrow]

what the fuck lol

[signal pilot]

what hand were u playing LMFAO

[vivid island]

-1 hand size sucks

HC

[plucky tangle]

what

[median coyote]

My first gold was ghost deck lmao

[ember root]

Pre-orange and gold stake rework?

[signal pilot]

i think this is one of the best recent runs ive had

[plucky tangle]

the weeeeee

poly wee?

[signal pilot]

half my jokers didnt even do shit lmao

[modern arrow]

joker order bro please

[vivid island]

yes

[signal pilot]

no bruh half of them werent scoring

like i got them really late

[ember root]

Yeah fair enough

[signal pilot]

just using them for polychrome

[vivid island]

so does the expensive booster packs

[signal pilot]

i was playing two pair the whole game so i would put the polychrome runner at the end cuz it had zero chips

[ember root]

My first gold stake was black deck 🙂

Certainly an experience

[plucky tangle]

ooh thats rough to try

[ember root]

Yeah I think it took me like 70+ tries 😭

[vivid island]

found the run

[signal pilot]

ive only gotten the vampire midas synergy like twice

[plucky tangle]

midas with vampire is so fun

[signal pilot]

its even better with paradolia

[plucky tangle]

i got it one time

[signal pilot]

how do yall feel about green joker

[ember root]

I haven't gotten midas vamp yet 😔

[vivid island]

this was pre-nerf midasvamp

[plucky tangle]

absolute dog

terrible

[ember root]

But I did get vagabond credit card and fortune teller

[signal pilot]

if you have burglar its really good

[ember root]

Very fun synergy

[terse ferry]

💀

[signal pilot]

it never loses mult

[ember root]

Green Joker is fine

[signal pilot]

burglar is fire anyway hands are better than discards hands = money

still waiting to get a good synergy w green joker and burg

[ember root]

burg green and square

[signal pilot]

idk i love vagabond

i like anything with tarot cards fortune teller is up there with one of my favorite jokers

[ember root]

Ye Vagabond is v fun when you pull it off

[pallid hawk]

this blank boutta be the biggest gamble of the century

[plucky tangle]

watch it hit mail in rebate

[pallid hawk]

im sellin g that.

actually no

gambling mode ill keep it

[plucky tangle]

its negative keep

free money

[pallid hawk]

its also expiring in 2 rounds

[plucky tangle]

ok then sell

not worth

[signal pilot]

gold sticker invinsible

are u going for c++

[pallid hawk]

no i literally just bought that on the boss blind lmao

that screenshot is ante 9 small

gambling time

HIKER LETS FUCKING GOO

[signal pilot]

hiker is fire

[plucky tangle]

nice double +5 chips on every card

rip mail in rebate 🫡

[pallid hawk]

i have loads of retriggers too

[plucky tangle]

oh yeah the gigachad

damn thats a lot of twos

[quasi cedar]

Unseeded

[plucky tangle]

damn

hella madness

[pallid hawk]

W

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-flashbang-renza-gif-3499959455427823758

[signal pilot]

ankh invisible or showman

[willow kite]

invisible

https://tenor.com/view/cat-osu-greece-greek-cat-osu-cat-greek-gif-2694212203346871017

[signal pilot]

goated

[wise fern]

does the run just die?

[willow kite]

he gonna get eaten by 3 madnesses

[signal pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-trying-not-to-laugh-holding-laugh-gif-3669331249104858057

[frosty turret]

bro is cooked food

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-crying-black-guy-pleading-plead-gif-15911108386383402751

[wise fern]

damn then 😭

[signal pilot]

yeh i dont see how u win that lmao

[frosty turret]

if u get lucky enough that u used a bajillion neptunes and u get 5 sflushes in a row then yea its possible

[signal pilot]

the odds of that are not zero

[red hamlet]

eternal pareidolia

classic L

[signal pilot]

if u buy that u need to have the reroll skip or directors cut/retcon

[wise fern]

im on ante 4. Although this makes the dead run less sad

[signal pilot]

thats so unlucky the plant cant show up before ante 4

[keen willow]

The plant claims another poor soul

[frosty turret]

11 possible shops, 22 possible planet packs

not grimpossible

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[pallid hawk]

i love getting big wees

[willow kite]

ops all eternal

[vivid island]

depends on your planet scaling

[sudden kettle]

Unfortunate as hell

[quasi cedar]

Orange stake done in 20 runs

[pallid hawk]

did you feed the madnesses.

or let them starve

[quasi cedar]

I fed the madness twice bc i was bored

Like so many good jokers. Mediocre compared to the red bois

[left sluice]

is it possible to make it so the idol is always the same suit?

[signal pilot]

i genuinely have no idea how to make the idol work effectively

if someone else does

[vivid island]

Delete all your cards of other suits... but why stop at that? You can then delete everything until you only have all of the same rank+suit.

[signal pilot]

so it seems that that joker requires a ton of deckfixing to be viable

[quasi cedar]

Idol isn't worth it

[left sluice]

the idol can only be suits i have left in my deck?

[wintry zealot]

real....

[vivid island]

Most of the jokers that pulls random suit/rank only pulls from what you have in your deck weighted by your deck contents. Only Ancient Joker doesn't

[subtle bobcat]

I only grab idol if I'm on ghost deck with perkeo

[left sluice]

u then aim to only have 1 suit?

[subtle bobcat]

You can get a lot of immolation

Plus cryptid

[vivid island]

Found my idol run for gold sticker, yellow deck

[subtle bobcat]

I mean it's a great combo

[dusky oasis]

What should I get for lunch chat

[left sluice]

assuming u have 13 club cards in ur deck it can only roll club right?

[vivid island]

But this kind of stuff is rare though, most of the time Idol is just too difficult to deckfix for.

If my deck only has Ace of Clubs then Idol can only roll Ace of Clubs

[dusky oasis]

I don't deckfix for idol

I just gamble and hope it gives me the right card

Like a true balatro player

[vivid island]

If I had 99 Ace of Clubs and 1 6 of Clubs, then I'd have 99% chance for Idol to roll on Ace of Clubs and 1% on 6 of Clubs

[left sluice]

i see, thank you

[acoustic shell]

No way

[quasi cedar]

Hit a 1.2b blind. If I'd drawn another chariot maybe i could beat it but

[acoustic shell]

Rookie numbers

I think I've scored e on my PC

[olive bobcat]

better eat it before it goes extinct

[acoustic shell]

Already did

I now have x3 mult

[olive bobcat]

crazy

go to your nearest shop they've got a radioactive banana

[acoustic shell]

That's Cavendish, the banana on the plate is a Cavendish

[quasi cedar]

In fairness i was using 4 madness so...

[olive bobcat]

crazy

looks more like a gros to me

💔

[acoustic shell]

Gros Michel is literally extinct irl

[ashen ocean]

Rip Goat Michel

[acoustic shell]

Well actually not really

But they got nearly wiped out in the 50s by a fungus(?)

[torn zealot]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[safe ledge]

blind where 3 random ranks are debuffed

[opaque shard]

I'd uninstall the game

Dead man's hand

[torn zealot]

I'M ABOUT

TO KILL MYSELF

THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I GOT THIS FUCKING JOKER

[oblique isle]

That’s money!

[oblique isle]

Or just abstract value

[vivid island]

4oak go brrr

[torn zealot]

if your playstyle rely on 4oak

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-zgn-low-tier-gif-25893793

[vivid island]

but this too, at worst take it for the +3 mult and sell when required.

[oblique isle]

Erratic will prove you wrong

[torn zealot]

he is onto NOTHING

[chrome spoke]

when she bal on my a till i tro

https://tenor.com/view/ben-starr-balatro-eating-banana-cavendish-gros-michel-gif-6680221824460769788

[chrome spoke]

when she sock and buskin on my gros michel till i splash

when she scary face on my stuntman till im cavendish

[sly frigate]

I UNLOCKED ALL THE JONKLERS

now i have to discover them

then i can grind all the stakes of all the decks :D

satellite and invis jonkler were the last two and i unlocked both this run

got very lucky and got seed money + money tree + to the moon

the three score jonklers i used were bootstraps hologram and brainstorm

time to waste all my $450 rerolling

also got the last tag i needed :D

almost discovered everything

[distant quail]

weird question but how many copies the game has sold as of now since the mobile version's release?

[sharp compass]

m

I almost was gonna get the guy in my collection

[chrome spoke]

1 balatrillion

[sharp compass]

On a more brighter side

Millon

[sly frigate]

5 jokers remain

iutrkjhgiutrkldsf

after this all i need to discover is planet tycoon

and ill be DONE

until i need to get c++ :(

my pottery teacher plays balatro

based

[chrome spoke]

balatro so tuff

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-tarot-vtuber-piff-gif-13731062663621294426

me deciding if i should get 1$ or get nothing

[cunning rune]

clean

[dusky oasis]

[sly frigate]

4 jokers remain

yay overstock

better rerolls

[umbral hazel]

i'M jONklInG!!!!!!!

[whole kite]

What if balatro had a "Royal deck"? It only have kings, but to unlock it you need to win at least 5 decks on golden stake

[slim junco]

shit is a 0.04% chance

[chrome spoke]

hits less than the 20$ on a lucky card

[jovial parrot]

What the hell is this Stanley Parable lookin ass decision

[whole kite]

How you get the opposites in the same pack?

[chrome spoke]

"heaven or hell" ass pack

[whole kite]

This is rare as hell

[jovial parrot]

And the funniest part is that I don't really want either of them

But I'm gonna go with banner anyways

[whole kite]

Bad

For plasma deck is good, but for any other it is bad

[chrome spoke]

no

[toxic plover]

wait how can i make a post in the localisation forums

im trying to make a mod for a language

should i put that elsewhere?

[jovial parrot]

This probably sucks lmao

Wow thanks negative tag

This run is just a load of nothing lmao

[topaz umbra]

Ya know, I think this might be the start of a good run, idk

[thick moss]

They made chess balatro real

https://youtu.be/lYQmQGDLSJU?si=gmS1bgJehKmxQqR_

[acoustic shell]

Mediocre ahh flush five run

[slim junco]

hi chat, I joined this server to drop this screenshot

unseeded unmodded, funi run

[sonic juniper]

His smug aura mocks me.

[toxic plover]

man perkeo would be soooo good in your build

[long coral]

People of balatro I am on a mission and i need your help

I want to make a board game version of balatro