🕹・game-discussion

[raw whale]

i'm lowkey taking cartomancer rn

[fringe crest]

dont give in

take cart

[weak relic]

You've gotta be fucking kidding me

[mighty flume]

Two away ladies and gentlemen, 2 JOKERS AWAY FROM C++

[manic talon]

Common ChiGOAT W

[mystic pollen]

Hohoho

Good start i think

[still pike]

Pick a pack yall (1st or 2nd) (nvm i already picked left pack)

[mystic pollen]

Yeeaaahhh......

[fair sapphire]

ugh i love trib early

[mystic pollen]

Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuu

[mighty flume]

WHY YOU HAD TO NEGATIVE THAT ONE JIMBO! YOU HAD TO AIM THE ONE ON THE LEFT!

[unreal topaz]

cartomancer is the fun line

[fringe nebula]

i love cartomancer

[unreal topaz]

on white stake plasma i'd take stuntman tho bc naneinf is way more common than bean bug stuff, and stuntman helps with bean bug stuff

[mighty flume]

jimbo, please... just an ectoplasm. and one of the ones i miss to gold... is all i ask

DAMMIT

i won. but i didn't gold anything.

[weak relic]

Didn't find any invis

[still pike]

W start?

[rough wyvern]

my high score

[still pike]

I just got stencil

[tacit quail]

holy pull

[stone shell]

i have a massive handsize i think i can ecto here

[jaunty robin]

how the hell

[stone shell]

possibly 4 stickers in one run which is pog

[green apex]

the more double tags the merrier

[mighty flume]

never used them at the end

[green apex]

the less double tags the merrier

[stone shell]

ah yes lets put jolly joker in my straights run

because holy SHIT hes a nightmare to sticker fsr for me

am i greedy for the 5 sticker run

probably not

[ionic shore]

Double Showman time?

[stone shell]

wow i somehow lost that because of the ecto

i am a world class idiot for passing on immolate ig

[stone shell]

double the odds of finding blueprint brainstorm trust

[north smelt]

Finally golden needle

Got lucky with dawn

[unreal topaz]

immolate could be better for a higher quality sticker

potentially

egg and jolly happen eventually

easy to pick up random commons when the ante 8 boss is free

[unreal topaz]

also jolly is good early as an eternal for a safety net, and egg is good as eternal for value

[ionic shore]

prayingpatrick

[still pike]

Do I use arua or deja vu?

[lavish gazelle]

Talisman

You are broke

[ionic shore]

I'm literally the best Balatro player on Earth.

[stone shell]

possible wraith angle

if youre broke whats a little less money

[lavish gazelle]

Actually yeah good wraith angle

[still pike]

I used wrath and got this

I might be cooked

[jaunty robin]

I FUCKING HATE THE PLANT OMG

[stone shell]

not the greatest hex ankh play but honestly econ is too valuable

[still pike]

W!!!

[primal sable]

umm will the blueprint destroy the sword or how does this work

[stone shell]

blueprint only copies the mult

not the destroy effect

[primal sable]

oh alright

[mystic pollen]

Bruh

[stone shell]

i mean the polychrome still helps

also why did you skip on arrowhead

[fringe crest]

is that polychrome lusty i see?

[stone shell]

what do i do because im planning on going strush mode

medium aura on the 7?

[fringe crest]

ig bro

[stone shell]

theres also medium cryptid

[fringe crest]

yea

but

poly potential

[stone shell]

meh ankh has better odds of hitting poly

ignoring the double shortcut outcome

[fringe crest]

no

[stone shell]

ill do medium cryptid on the 7 since strush requires a lot of deckfixing

[fringe crest]

i hate you

[shell dagger]

More of one rank isn’t gonna help

[mystic pollen]

I think i will play only hearts

[shell dagger]

Trimming the ends and making everything the same suit is better

[mystic pollen]

And, if i use hermit, i will get -4$?

[fringe crest]

yes hearts are the way to go

[fringe nebula]

no

[fringe crest]

uhh idk

ask varv

[shell dagger]

Actually ignore me I blanked when reading the medium part

[mystic pollen]

He will do nothing? Or give 2 dolla

[fringe nebula]

do nothing

[mystic pollen]

Sad

[fringe nebula]

just use death

or fool

[stone shell]

oops all 6's to get luckier with the purple seal draws 🙏

left it on reply oops

[fervent haven]

I got my 2nd unseeded naninf yesterday. The first time I got shop 2 nat neg blueprint, this time I used bean glitch ante 16 for +5 handsize.

[mystic pollen]

Ooo yea

[late bay]

Now that I’ve completed gold on every deck. Challenge runs begin. Some of these were mad easy, some of them, haven’t been able to figure out a good strategy yet 😅

[mystic pollen]

My credit history will be very very bad

[late bay]

Knife’s edge and Medusa were one and done. I think I’ve done 15 min city and omelette 5 times each. 🙃

[mystic pollen]

[coral tendon]

what shall i sell for bp

im using red seal glass king of spades

[mystic pollen]

Arrowhead i think, bp will be better

I think you have good level on your hand

Yo its good af

[coral tendon]

thgis is why we balala

[coral tendon]

anyway ty

im just doing high cards atm

and i have like a lvl 7

so it should be good

[stone shell]

would sell arrowhead

[primal sable]

which one would be best to double copy

[stone shell]

pho

to

[heady narwhal]

why do you need to double copy

optimally you want one bp on photo and one on chad

[mystic pollen]

Nm im dead

[ionic shore]

About to set my PB. I could have gotten a little higher if I had committed earlier to selling off a Negative Ecto (ate a lot of copies that could have gone to Cryptid) and if I had remembered I could reroll Boss Blind for the Serpent and saved some money to guarantee that (blew all my money in the last shop bc I knew I was naneinfing this round, didn't remember Serpent until after I used most of my Cryptids)

[jagged dune]

It's best to talk about that in #⚙・modding-general

[ionic shore]

Why would I talk about my Vanilla PB in a modding chat lmao

[jagged dune]

Oh wait

Yeah I think I'm sick

[ionic shore]

It's exclusively QoL mods lmao

[jagged dune]

I've seen "Cryptid" at the end of message and said to myself "oh yeah that's just cryptid"

I should focus more

What have I done

[ionic shore]

MewGun

[jagged dune]

Yeah I'm sorry

[ionic shore]

It's okay, nbd

5 extra chips doing work rn for my PB 😏

The final tally is in! :-)

[spark kernel]

Could of been a naninf run

[light glen]

Im cooked

[wraith iris]

7 gold stakes done!

this last one had me bringing a perishable blueprint all the way from ante 5

[modern panther]

Welp, time to get planted

It's inevitable

[livid temple]

chat is this a skill issue

[modern panther]

Umm

Holy

[fringe crest]

yummmm

[royal bobcat]

Poopna

Deezna

[fringe crest]

you can still win

[livid temple]

yeah i still won

[manic talon]

Vampire >>> Constellation REAL? (dont mind the vagabond supplying constant enhancements)

[earnest goblet]

sigh

[fringe crest]

the evil plant

ggs

[rancid granite]

what should I do for inf run 🙏 😭

[royal bobcat]

beating ante 8 is all that matters

anyway

[royal bobcat]

not play on the anaglyph deck

[fringe crest]

my pb before win is e63

no perkeo

[rancid granite]

this is unseeded

i js got lucky

[fringe crest]

i never get a good perkeo

actually

[royal bobcat]

i know thats unseeded

[fringe crest]

ima go for naneinf

[royal bobcat]

but anaglyph is just bad

for endless

[fringe crest]

bye guys

[royal bobcat]

thats what i said

[rancid granite]

yea well im js running w it

[royal bobcat]

if u want naneinf dont use anaglyph

[rancid granite]

what should i do

[rancid granite]

yall 🙏

[molten thicket]

uhh

you aint naneinfing with that

[royal bobcat]

thats what i said

[molten thicket]

if you want a high score then idk

whats your deck rn

[rancid granite]

ik its not inf i js wanna get a high hand

[royal bobcat]

youre gonna hit e at best

[molten thicket]

show your deck

[coral tendon]

is thjis unfortunately gonna take 13 boss rerolls

[rancid granite]

no glass no red seals nothing

[molten thicket]

watch it roll back into plant

[royal bobcat]

if it rolls back to the plant i'll die laughing

[molten thicket]

uhh

[coral tendon]

yeah but if i do take the reroll is it gonna use all my double tags?

[royal bobcat]

yes

[coral tendon]

man

i fucking hate the plant

[molten thicket]

since you have sock and pchad i think you go for f5 idol?

[molten thicket]

yeah

[coral tendon]

IT WAS

ONE OFF

OF HITTING THE PLANT

[molten thicket]

LMAO

[lunar comet]

How do you know??

[coral tendon]

you can see

it rerolls one by one

[molten thicket]

you can see it shuffle

[rancid granite]

omds i lost my last run from plant

[lunar comet]

Bro its random

It is impossible to know what it'll reroll into

[rancid granite]

tbh ya but rn should i risk it and get mime?

[coral tendon]

i fucking hate the plant bro

[coral tendon]

yeah it rerolled 13 times

the first 11 i didnt pay attention too

the 12th one i saw had that stupid light green colour

and the 13th one was like

lose 1 dollar or wahtever

[molten thicket]

if you want? bmime has a higher score ceiling but its harder to setup imo

[rancid granite]

ez

[lunar comet]

So you rerolled past the plant, twice?
Ok thats pretty funny

[molten thicket]

plus i like f5 more

[rancid granite]

the setups luck based i need baron

[molten thicket]

its your choice

[molten thicket]

yeah

[coral tendon]

yeah its fine

[molten thicket]

so if you wanna risk it then go ahead

[coral tendon]

i got an idol next shop too

[rancid granite]

alr thanks i think i wont risk it

[coral tendon]

but i dont only have king of hearts

so its a risk to take over photo but its worth

[rancid granite]

true

[molten thicket]

dont you have canio

[coral tendon]

yeahj

im not getting any hanged mans bro

[molten thicket]

yeah

oh i thought you meant selling photo for idol

[coral tendon]

ah

yeah

that

probably wouldve been teh smarter option

i lose here

my idol is hitting 2 of spades and all my red seals are debuffed

fuhhhhh

[molten thicket]

how are all your red seals debuffed

did you roll into the suit boss

[coral tendon]

no i rolled into all previously played cards r debuffed and my +560,000 iq forgot to look at the bb

[molten thicket]

oh

congrats

[modern panther]

Do I do it?

[vocal rose]

yes

[agile quartz]

Does flush house count as a flush , a full house or both?

[vocal rose]

both

[modern panther]

Both

[agile quartz]

Dang

[vocal rose]

it will scale spare trousers and proc the tribe

if a flush house is played

if thats an easier way of visualizing it

[agile quartz]

Yeah I was wondering cause I’m doing a no flushes playthings

*playthrough

DANGIT autocorrect

[modern panther]

There it is, baby, just need stronk, justice and deja-vu

(And to somehow draw it)

[rancid granite]

i got idol but my deck is buns

[molten thicket]

take it if you can survive without the smiley (should be)

[rancid granite]

alr let me risk it

[molten thicket]

also deckfix quick

[vocal rose]

idol will kill you

[glossy forge]

Vamp is at x3, there's a rental card sharp in the shop.

Either Carto or Mail-in goes?

[vocal rose]

you're already at 9x mult with vamp and blackboard

but I'd say carto goes

literally the only bad hit is trib

[glossy forge]

I have built towards the blue seal king so I have a bunch of kings and queens

Yaur Carto goes

[spark kernel]

Holy pull

[tender quarry]

The guy on the right has a cool hat, I’d pick him

[vocal rose]

what'd you get

[glossy forge]

Canio

I can't even break my Glass face cards because of funny vamp 😌

[vocal rose]

lmao

time for hanged man

[glossy forge]

I might replace him with a Constellation

I'm not able to find a hangy mangy

[stone shell]

take swash for the orange sticker

[queen kindle]

i just watched
misprint
give me
+0 mult
three times in a row

[stone shell]

hangy mangy worth 20 planets though

[spark kernel]

Bro came back next run 😭🙏

[modern panther]

o7s

[stone shell]

seems like a good time to take heiroglyph

dont like how the blue guy is lookin at me

[glossy forge]

I'm keeping him, let me see how far he goes to Ante 8 😭 I'm almost done with the run

FUCK

Gotta get that hung man real quick

[fringe nebula]

lmaoo

[torpid bridge]

Swash for sure

[torpid bridge]

Damn if only you took swash

Gift card is a combo with swash

[glossy forge]

No hung men, even with Tarot Merchant :)

Could've been a Constellation angle

[molten thicket]

damn an odd todd? crazy

[glossy forge]

400k per pair so I'm good

Chicot would've been a better hit 😭

[pale wolf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/x-1tFEnO3YM most optimal play ever in this balatro ad

[queen kindle]

balatro give me the cards i need challenge (impossible)

[potent hearth]

dna my beloved

[vale wharf]

That's so funny

[crisp cove]

Will I get a gold stake sticker on the egg, even though it’s debuffed?

[modern panther]

Welp

[vocal rose]

yes

[crisp cove]

Thanks I just wanted to know bc of the seeing double which I could get to the boss with a skip and I wasn’t sure if I have to

[potent hearth]

8WI17C4C

[patent sail]

man game decided to give me trib when i was not ready for pivot to him at all

[vestal copper]

the curse of trib

[patent sail]

i died 🎉

[vestal copper]

[pale ridge]

Curse of rah

[royal bobcat]

is that a real balatro ad

i dont think thunk would make ragebait

[pale wolf]

yes

thunk doesn't make ads

playstack does

It's their game to market

[royal bobcat]

i see

[pale wolf]

they are also the ones behind benstar being Jimbo

and getting him to show up at game awards and stuff

[royal bobcat]

well the ad they made with jimbo was really good

the one where he loses the plot

[patent sail]

now THIS is why you always gamble

[royal bobcat]

its lowq a similar type of vibe you get from the vampire survivors ads

[hasty onyx]

The plant is actually a mech piloted by Ben Starr

[pale wolf]

but the only thing the negative tag did is make it negative, you would have still had a rebate

with one extra round

The skip is still detrimental

[royal bobcat]

truth nuke

[patent sail]

consider this: gambling is fun

[vestal copper]

if it was gold stake...

[somber barn]

The house always wins

[pale wolf]

I mean here the gold stake part doesn't really matter because rebate you take even if it's rental

[royal bobcat]

thats why i play gacha games

[vestal copper]

does perishable eternal rental exist

[royal bobcat]

perishable eternal?

no

[patent sail]

no?

[vestal copper]

oh alr

[royal bobcat]

it would be very mean

to give you a joekr thats dead weight after 5 rounds that you cant sell

or destroy

[patent sail]

those should exist so players start actually reading to not pick up one of those ✅✅

[vestal copper]

so true

[somber barn]

Pain run

[patent sail]

/j obviously

[mighty hare]

how to quickly get 30 hearts

[patent sail]

erratic or checkered decl

[shell dagger]

Checkered deck and 2 suns

[mighty hare]

how to get checkered deck

[shell dagger]

Beat higher stakes

[patent sail]

black stake i think

may be wrong

[mighty hare]

black deck

[patent sail]

can we please fry The Fish boss

[vestal copper]

just get photochad

[patent sail]

i bet it would taste delicious

and i would never have to fucking see him again

[somber barn]

Vegan boss

[patent sail]

plant isnt scary i dont build into faces anymore

but early The Fish when i need all my hands just kills you on the spot

[somber barn]

[vestal copper]

the bus of wisdom

[full current]

does invis copy another invis?

[patent sail]

ante 1 stuntman into the manacle

[patent sail]

yes

it can

[vestal copper]

random bullshit go

[patent sail]

counter on a copy resets tho

[full current]

can we send pics here or do we ave a diff chat?

[patent sail]

do i kill photo and smiley for bus

[patent sail]

you can

[full current]

whats the play then?

[patent sail]

gambling what else

[full current]

sell all except baron and pop them both?

i have 18 kings

[vestal copper]

no

[patent sail]

man you might die

[patent sail]

i have a picture just for this occasion

[full current]

i'll get back w my own experiment

[molten thicket]

since when was it a speech bubble

[patent sail]

since i made it into one

[molten thicket]

anyways deposited into my pile of images thank you very much

[full vortex]

i never realised burglar is blueprint compatible

this is crazy

[patent sail]

oh really now

thank you game, i was in the mood for winning today

[vestal copper]

here, win

[molten thicket]

okayyyyyy

[patent sail]

this isnt an okayyyyy situation tho

[full current]

invis hit the other invis fml

[vestal copper]

gets spare trousers and squimbo

[patent sail]

AND RED CARD

[full current]

but i think we can salvage it

[patent sail]

we are winning ts

[stone shell]

the king is never drawn

[patent sail]

ooh my card.... its so red....

[orchid peak]

my second favorite deck now

[vestal copper]

polychrome red card

[full current]

shhh

[stone shell]

does it gain +3 mult when you skip a booster pack

[vestal copper]

red card is s tier isnt it

[patent sail]

im actually redding my card so bad rn

[orchid peak]

I'm redding it

[patent sail]

the mail in rebate effect

when i have discards i get 0 of the card it wants, as soon as i use the last one i draw 3 of them

[drifting phoenix]

Money spread

[patent sail]

do i even need this here

would be kinda funny but yknow

[patent sail]

least stupid looking anaglyph deck run

[molten thicket]

why the invisible joker looking green today

[vestal copper]

anaglyph gold stake is cool

[runic field]

i was barely making and money and still had 8 hand size and i was using like 3 cryptids just to stay alive, what could i even have done here? 😭

[patent sail]

is he?? he looks fine i think

[patent sail]

dude

you predicted it

[vestal copper]

gg

[patent sail]

though idk i have other scaling mults and with 6 hand size 2 pair is kinda hard ro draw

[full current]

bleh

[patent sail]

will prolly skip

[patent sail]

okayyyyy

[full current]

3baron ftw

[patent sail]

another one on this seed?

though i kill one bus for card shark

[vestal copper]

kill summit

[patent sail]

yeah i prolly shouldve

[true cliff]

For a second I thought you were hovering over ride the bus

[patent sail]

too late

[true cliff]

Oh yeah I need to shorten my name

Yay

[patent sail]

when the stunt is man! 😳

[true cliff]

When the bus is ride

[lone quail]

Jimbo I love you

Have a child

[true cliff]

When the joker is green- ...okay- ...the heck

Bro what

[pale dune]

Maybe it's best not to spam the chats. You did only join the server ||a week ago||

[true cliff]

K

[patent sail]

??

whar

where is he spamming 😭

[true cliff]

Wait I never saw you chat how do you know

How long

I've been here

[patent sail]

your profile

theres a join date

[true cliff]

Oh yeahhhh

[lone quail]

A week

[rocky flax]

11 Feb 2026

[true cliff]

10*

[somber barn]

I forgot how long I've been here because I spent 8 days on a voluntary timeout

[lone quail]

10*

[true cliff]

It says

[patent sail]

would it be worth killing mystic summit for foil blue joker

[somber barn]

Only if you're insane

Do it

[vestal copper]

yeah

[rocky flax]

It saying 11 for me, probably timezone different

[patent sail]

i mean i got +60 red card and +27 bus

mystic summit is just there i guess

[lone quail]

Finjire que los entiendo

[somber barn]

Ingles, por favor

[true cliff]

?

???

[vestal copper]

you are a chud

[lone quail]

Okay, okay, English

[patent sail]

oui oui baguette champagne jajaja

i dont speak spanish idk

[molten thicket]

what does this mean

[somber barn]

Pfft

[lone quail]

That's racist

HAHAHA

[ebon maple]

Do k take it?

[true cliff]

Why did this transition into Español

我現在是中國人了

[vestal copper]

yes!

[ebon maple]

Je suis françois et il n'est pas raciste

[true cliff]

耶

[molten thicket]

yeaaa

[patent sail]

idk probably something like "hi"

[lone quail]

Could it be because I speak Spanish too?

[molten thicket]

ah ok

[ebon maple]

I dont know how to play it though

[true cliff]

Jag är svensk

الآن العربية

[patent sail]

nihao or whaever it was on french

[lone quail]

Je parle de la façon dont il l'a dit, lol.

Est-ce que tu comprends?

[somber barn]

Guyssss, Thunk wants us to use Englishhhh

[true cliff]

الكتابة العربية من اليمين إلى اليسار

[ebon maple]

C'est une blague

[lone quail]

Entiendo

[vestal copper]

rule 2 rn:

[true cliff]

Arabic is right to Left writing

[lone quail]

Jimbo deja de invocar al diablo

[ebon maple]

Should i go like few more flushes one shooting with the missprint and then switch to pairs high card and double pair?

[patent sail]

rule 2: play balala

[ebon maple]

Ey

Mola

[patent sail]

wrong repky

[true cliff]

...

[vestal copper]

sure ig

[full current]

what to do?

[true cliff]

Hey at least I'm still english

[somber barn]

Rule 3: more balala

[full current]

sell chad for brain?

[molten thicket]

holy baron

[patent sail]

kill photochad

[ebon maple]

At which point do i stop playing flushes, 10?

[true cliff]

And I'm not ...Français

[vestal copper]

scale it up

[molten thicket]

kill photochad for brainstorm and rebate

[lone quail]

Ai-je dit quelque chose de mal, Jimbo ?

[ebon maple]

Kill photo better rigjt.

[lone quail]

Je sais que tu es anglais

[true cliff]

Je suis français maintenant

[lone quail]

Je comprends

[ebon maple]

The problem i dont know where to stop mb

[ebon maple]

Factssñ

[true cliff]

Oui In French = yes

Yes

[vestal copper]

well idk somewhere in 15s should be fine

im not an expert tho

[ebon maple]

Oui oui baguette

[patent sail]

nah in english = no

[molten thicket]

i think ~15-20 should be fine?

[ebon maple]

Ok, tysm

[ebon maple]

Oki, tysm

[true cliff]

Baguette oui oui

[lone quail]

Ey Ey

[ebon maple]

Croissant oui oui

Paella si si

[lone quail]

I was going to make a joke but I'd get banned

[patent sail]

almost got killed by a disgusting draw

[vestal copper]

[patent sail]

konnichiwa or whatever spanish people say

[lone quail]

Do you seriously think only Spaniards speak Spanish?

Xddddd

[patent sail]

who is that

[somber barn]

Ay díos mìo..

[lone quail]

JAJAJA dios

[vestal copper]

english or spanish

[lone quail]

Ou

[patent sail]

jajaja is such a funny looking way to like

laugh in text

[somber barn]

If you guys are gonna do this, could we at least move this to #🃏・off-topic or #🎙・server-chat to not incur the wrath of the mods?

[patent sail]

so do you guys like play balatro

[vestal copper]

i do

[patent sail]

wow

[lone quail]

Yes, it's like a drug

[molten thicket]

ewwwww balatro is for nerdss

[lone quail]

Hermano

Bruh

[vestal copper]

like 5 ppl have ever played balatro tho

[somber barn]

4½

[patent sail]

im 6th or 7th

[lone quail]

I don't think this is the place to talk...

[patent sail]

yeah we should be silent here

[vestal copper]

it is the place to listen

[frank mortar]

lol

[patent sail]

wow game so kind of you to give me swashbuckler when i have no other jokers

[vestal copper]

gg squimbo

[molten thicket]

man i wish i could play balatro on mobile without having to buy it on appstore

[vestal copper]

same

[patent sail]

ask swashbuckler

[pale wolf]

balatro

[patent sail]

ew no one plays that

[pale wolf]

app store meaning Apple? isn't it part of Apple arcade

like as well

[molten thicket]

o swashbuckler of the seas, please let me play balatro on mobile without having to buy it on appstore

[pale wolf]

I don't know if that's part of the app store still

[molten thicket]

well yeah

[pale wolf]

You just don't want to pay money? cuz that's pretty shitty

This game was developed by one person

<@&1133519078540185692>

[patent sail]

mail in rebate

[molten thicket]

but what i mean is playing balatro from steam

[austere escarp]

Poopy stinker

[digital pewter]

when a card is debuffed, does it still get staked from winning?

[patent sail]

opps eviscerated him

[pale wolf]

i see i see yea

no cross saves yet

[stone shell]

yes

[molten thicket]

i can't buy apple arcade for many reasons

[digital pewter]

hell yessssss

[molten thicket]

and i did buy balatro on pc

[digital pewter]

i just got gros michel gold staked then

[molten thicket]

on steam

[patent sail]

ooh my cards are red again...

[vestal copper]

gg

[patent sail]

red and sharp,,,

[lone quail]

Are they speaking in general?

I feel alone

[patent sail]

idk check?

[digital pewter]

4 jokers gold staked is really good for me

[full current]

gg

[patent sail]

banana sticker is crazy

[digital pewter]

already had holo and vampire gold staked, everything else is new

[digital pewter]

ikr right

had it the last like, three antes

i skipped the second to last round

just cause i was afraid it'd break

[stone shell]

sometimes gros michel just refuses to go extinct

[digital pewter]

sometimes for better, sometimes for worse

this is def for the better

saves me a lot of future pain

[patent sail]

fuck The Tooth, bro eats my entire econ

[digital pewter]

i'm slowly getting there...

[stone shell]

yummy money

[stone shell]

67% whyyy

[digital pewter]

coincidence

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1384745354276245544/screen-20250617-235356.mp4?ex=69953a1b&is=6993e89b&hm=df46fb0d4b3f7bf157f4d37d795943df1408731569985d33a392af762e68202c&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379214645742796911/1390174191080312964/screen-20250702-232849.mp4?ex=6995339b&is=6993e21b&hm=6e536575c09e89d58d6f75b71a53be7113974074eb173f64ed3c6272482da3f9&
This happened to me twice on the final round of two runs while I was stickering gros michel

[lone quail]

Hi everyone, I love you all so much

[digital pewter]

clearly just a skill issue...

[digital pewter]

yello

[lone quail]

Ola

[stone shell]

your banana hates you

[lone quail]

Habla español?

[patent sail]

get a better gaming chair

[digital pewter]

no, sorry

[pale wolf]

I think the funniest thing is that on the first one it kind of actually is a skill issue, I'm pretty sure that if I had played out some hands so that the debuff landed on banana, it wouldn't have been able to extinct itself

but I didn't know about that at the time

[digital pewter]

perchance

[digital pewter]

knowledge check issue

[lone quail]

Ouuu

It doesn't matter

[digital pewter]

i'm wondering what other stickers are gonna be hard

ice cream maybe

[glossy forge]

I took the Wraith gamble which set me from $15 to $0 and spawned an Obelisk. Matador - Brainstorm generated all this money money

[digital pewter]

oh, bean i think

unless i already have it gold staked

[stone shell]

bean is probably one of the easier ones if you can find them

extra handsize is so goated

[digital pewter]

ok i dont have bean gold staked yet

don't know why i thought i mightve

[digital pewter]

true

[stone shell]

i rarely take bean fsr

[digital pewter]

ermmm

oh invis joker, a little

since it's just a dead joker slot

[stone shell]

oh i managed to gold sticker invis already

[digital pewter]

plus rare

nice

[stone shell]

and stone joker somehow

[vestal copper]

goat

[pale wolf]

bean is definitely the hardest statistically

[lone quail]

Bla bla bla ble ble ble ble Blu Blu Blu

Ahhh How boring

[pale wolf]

Bean isn't a bad Joker it just doesn't last a long time

It's quite powerful

[digital pewter]

i always imagined that was gros michel

but bean is uncommon ig

[pale wolf]

michel does on average last fewer rounds, but is common and can be perishable

so you have a wider window of when you can actually pick up and sticker the banana, and you're more likely to see the banana in that window

[digital pewter]

aeufhhhgh

still crazy to me how i'm at 90%+ completion

[quartz hinge]

Beanbaron

[pale wolf]

yea bean makes baron viable for 3 rounds

🦓

[digital pewter]

i thought the challenges would be more challenging tbh

almost all of them i one shot

[pale wolf]

they're more like scenarios than challenges

[quartz hinge]

Beans a great card idk why anybody would think it was bad

[pale wolf]

except for the last three

[digital pewter]

golden needle and jokerless i managed to do both in 5 attempts or under

i actually did cruelty first try lol

wanna know the worst one for me though??

[pale wolf]

I can't do Jokerless for some reason

[digital pewter]

blast off

[quartz hinge]

More cards in hand = easier scaling with seal effects or gold cards

[pale wolf]

It's boring as shit for me and when things are boring I do badly

[willow frost]

the reason being its rng

[digital pewter]

blast off was worse than any other challenge for me by a very wide margin

[quartz hinge]

And then you resell for an actual joker because its a consumable

[pale wolf]

nah if it was rng i wouldve rolled high in my attempts

i be making bad plays because im bored

[digital pewter]

i played 3oak in my winning run

[willow frost]

blast off was easy though what

[digital pewter]

i was struggling bad

[pale wolf]

blast off is what, constellation and rocket? free scaling?

[willow frost]

damn

[digital pewter]

2 hands sucked

[digital pewter]

constellation, rocket, 2 joker slots, 2 hands, 2 discards, both planet vouchers

[willow frost]

2 joker slots excluding constellation and rocket?

[digital pewter]

yeah

[willow frost]

yeah easy lol

[glossy forge]

Squimbo goes for Bull, yeah?

[digital pewter]

it took me like an hour's+ of attempts to complete for zero good reason

[willow frost]

rip

[digital pewter]

golden needle i did easier than blast off

[pale wolf]

that's atypical

[digital pewter]

that's what i keep hearing

[pale wolf]

to kill to kill to kill

[lone quail]

Balatro is so confusing

But I still love him

[digital pewter]

squimbo is a rodeo clown...

[lone quail]

Lol, I think I have a seed in my clipboard...

[digital pewter]

and today they're getting the horns

[willow frost]

bull bootstraps its happening

[lone quail]

4L9JTB8C

[glossy forge]

It's happened bull bootstraps obelisk

[glossy forge]

Thank Matador 🥺😭 he perished

[lone quail]

I don't understand anything lol 😛

[willow frost]

just listed 3 jokers lol

[vestal copper]

3 jokers

[mystic pollen]

Restart, i cant go when i know i skip this nigative

[vestal copper]

WHATtive

[weak relic]

Am I just playing for streak now? My invis is kinda

[glossy forge]

This run was solved from Ante 4. Nothing can stop me 😌

(except misclicking the sell button on the obelisk)

[weak relic]

Obelisk runs mhm mhm

[glossy forge]

GOD I LOVE THICK GIRTHY OBELISK

[calm furnace]

this one hurt

[glossy forge]

Violet Vessel takes another one 😭

[stone shell]

do i sell yorick (1x, 13/23) or hologram (2x)

might actually sell yorick here

i think ill sell yorick since my plan is flood the deck with 9s anyway

[frank mortar]

I almost kinda hate runs like this bc I know I'll fumble it

[rich mauve]

horray!

[quaint stag]

gold stake red deck done

dual vagabond went insane

[frank mortar]

ig the 3oak joker has got to go right?

[quartz ember]

depends

if you have the score then yea

mime cpuld go

[glossy forge]

Mask my beloved ❤️🥺 🪙

[rose wolf]

since i unsubscribed to nitro i won't be able to have server-exclusive pfps which means no more lesbian yorick pfp here 😔 😔 😔

[somber barn]

Rip lesbanatro

[vestal copper]

what the fuck is this rigged run

[glossy forge]

Chat, we've done it

[valid flare]

Do I get rid of Chad or mail?

I got rid of chad

And I shit you not I got a negative sock n buskin from the buffoon pack 😭😭

[stone shell]

chat what am i rolling for

we cant take the blueprint 😔

[mystic pollen]

Thank you riff raff for poly credit card jojer

But now i need say to you goodbye

Huh, i will grab lucky cat

First time see him

[stone shell]

lgbtq+ identification card

[ebon maple]

I am the worst obelisj player ever

[mystic pollen]

Its the worst xxmult ever i think

[ebon maple]

It prolly is good

If you know how to play it

I dont

[mystic pollen]

Obelisk is good if you play on more than one hand type

[patent sail]

what is he talking about

[pale wolf]

[vocal rose]

let’s see if I can make this streak last

small blind investment tag

I probably don’t take bc I might pass away big blind

[mystic pollen]

What

[patent sail]

true

[pale wolf]

thwee

[vocal rose]

is this optimal

or is the risk worth

[mystic pollen]

Why obelisk is good?

[patent sail]

0.2x per hand is wild ass scaling icl

[mystic pollen]

If you dont play your most playable hand

[patent sail]

yeah? thats kinda easy to do after you spammed flush

[mystic pollen]

I dont think so

[patent sail]

i won an obelisk run with 11 flushes built up and just played random bullshit

so like

[mystic pollen]

I have 10 lvl on flush and i have cards for flush, my deck is built on flush

[mortal summit]

Idk just play like 15 pairs and it’s a free win unless you rely on hand levels a bunch

[mystic pollen]

Will i take obelisk, to play on lvl 2 two pairs?

[harsh relic]

thats the point i think

[patent sail]

pwhy did you level up flushes

[mystic pollen]

For mults and chips

[patent sail]

if youre doing obelisk you shoulda upgraded anything BUT flushes

[mortal summit]

This is a situation where you wouldn’t take obelisk, but that doesn’t make it bad

[patent sail]

because pivot is innevitable

[fossil glacier]

This was nuts and didn't think it was gonna work ... was missing scaling mult but madness pulled through in the end (3 hand size, thank god for the voucher in ante 8)

11 jokers to go for C++!

[torpid bridge]

You dont care about planer level if you have a scaling plus mult lmao

🙂

And obelisk scales faster than any planets

[mystic pollen]

Where can i watch this fast scale run?

Send me a link on this video

[tawdry rock]

you seem to have mistaken balala #🕹・game-discussion for youtube.com and the search bar of it on "obelisk run balatro"

you'll find loads trust me

[wanton breach]

i love black stake

[foggy berry]

why do we have bus haters

[orchid peak]

boo what is this rip off skip tag

[stone shell]

me when my joker lineup is constellation obelisk and my base mult and chips is just the 1 billion planets i used willy nilly to feed constellation

[royal bobcat]

we have people hating on everything these days

[orchid peak]

poor small blind

[tawdry rock]

its just ragebait I'm almost 50% certain

[stone shell]

whats the other 50%

[tawdry rock]

its almost very certain

[patent sail]

white stakers

[stone shell]

ima play more gold stak

[round verge]

four souls in a run💀 unseeded btw

PZKR5TTX this the seed btw

[stone shell]

lets do an erratic run

[round verge]

fire

[wanton breach]

wow

[stone shell]

chat should i torture myself and do a no deck look erratic

[tawdry rock]

what

wouldn't you just look at it as soon as you draw

[stone shell]

no view deck i mean

so idk what my whole deck is like

[round verge]

my luck was fire yesterday i found this too but i didnt save the seed

[tawdry rock]

it seems unnecessary

[wanton breach]

sounds stupid
not torturing enough

[tawdry rock]

but you know what

if youre gonna have fun doing it

do it

[stone shell]

lots of 7s

[tawdry rock]

dont let me (boring stupid IDIOT) stop you

[wanton breach]

play balatro asian mod

[foggy berry]

u never know with this discord tbh …….. there’s been some interesting takes ..

[wanton breach]

all cards in hand, deck, shop, and packs will insult you

[patent sail]

[patent sail]

amphy core

[somber barn]

[mystic pollen]

Ok, from start it good, but not im my hands and not on ante 11 on flush playing, my luck not very high

I just dont want to risk

[pine swift]

Dayumn.

[stone shell]

chat please summon cloud 9 for me

[tawdry rock]

you don't always take obelisk. if you're early enough in the run to be able to scale it up reliably without killing your run, you absolutely take it

[mystic pollen]

How much runs do you play in a day?

[tawdry rock]

ive lost count 😔

but i play quite a lot in my free time

[mystic pollen]

I mb play 30?

[tawdry rock]

WHAT

[mystic pollen]

Im unlucky

I can loose on big blind

[tawdry rock]

you dont count that as a run then

[stone shell]

sadly perishable but LETS GOOOO

[tawdry rock]

you only count runs that last more than like 10 minutes

[mystic pollen]

Sometime i dont get even get a flush on small

[terse vale]

lad ты не секс

[tawdry rock]

just play your highest hand available on small

[terse vale]

ya worth it

[tawdry rock]

i read "you are not [ ]"

[mystic pollen]

That what im trying to do

[tawdry rock]

no idea what cekc here meant

[mystic pollen]

But this game hates me

[tawdry rock]

how long have you been playing balala

[mystic pollen]

Idk

[fringe nebula]

why are eggs so expensive nowadays

[mystic pollen]

Nigative egg cost 69$

[tawdry rock]

okay i have now found out

[fringe nebula]

nigative
i see what you did there

[tawdry rock]

i do NOT think thats what that meant but you have quite the imagination

[mystic pollen]

Mb close to 30hours

Or more

[fringe nebula]

just joking

[tawdry rock]

yeah yeah i know

[fringe nebula]

i don't think it's intentional

[terse vale]

they must have a different keyboard because e is nowhere close to i on the english one

[tawdry rock]

i hate when my wild overreactions are misinterpreted as wild overreactions and not joke pile-ons

[mystic pollen]

Yeeaaahhh...

[stone shell]

choose your money

[patent sail]

exactly what it sounds like

[tawdry rock]

i thought it had a cool pronounciation like chekcec or something but no its just literally that

[mystic pollen]

I like my nickname

[patent sail]

its not accurate

why lie on the internet

no one has even done that like ever

[terse vale]

ok i guess bro

[tawdry rock]

hes mr секс himself

[patent sail]

john секс

[mystic pollen]

[patent sail]

sorry i forgot hes russian i was meant to say

ivan секс

[tawdry rock]

IVAN IS JOHN?????

[patent sail]

idk ivan is like

the most common russian name i think

[mystic pollen]

[tawdry rock]

Dam

[patent sail]

analog for john

[tawdry rock]

which is what the fish said when it bumped into a wall

[patent sail]

what if it was in an aquarium

[tawdry rock]

Glasshole

[patent sail]

glass like the balala x2 mult card

haha

get it

[tawdry rock]

Fact

i get it

[glossy forge]

[patent sail]

if we assemble an aquarium out of balala glass cards what kinda fish would even live in it

[patent sail]

we just need to add castle and splash first ofc

[tawdry rock]

jimbo

just jimbo

[glossy forge]

I just need to find some World and Moon cards

[patent sail]

fimbo (f stands not for fish, but actually for frickingawesomesauce)

[tawdry rock]

#SayAwesomeSauce

[patent sail]

AwesomeSauce

here

[stone shell]

chat we did it, maximum parking value

[tawdry rock]

well actually once you play a card it wont be

[proven ember]

What's the tactic here?

[mystic pollen]

I need that 1$?

[fringe nebula]

if your dagger is strong enough, i think you can look for xmult

[patent sail]

could dupe wee

actually no

youll die

prolly dont need that dollar

wraith it

[mystic pollen]

No one

Will know what rare jojer i get

[patent sail]

it was obelisk just tell us vro

[sleek agate]

im risking this gold stake run for this

[patent sail]

hell yea thats funny

also less cards debuffed

[mystic pollen]

Even me

[glossy forge]

I hit a new PB!!

On the win streaks!

[sleek agate]

oh my lord this is working out

jesus

[karmic skiff]

10k pairs 😨

[mystic pollen]

Thank you

[sleek agate]

aye congrats!

[proven ember]

Not strong enough

[glossy forge]

Pair-maxxed

[proven ember]

I think I wil let rid of dagger

To find any xmult

[proven ember]

And get mult on cards and max the high card

[weary depot]

I fucking hate this game

[sleek agate]

do i take abstract? ive got blue seal magic

[weary depot]

I hate this game so much

[lost nova]

Which card should I focus on when using death

[fringe nebula]

cards that fit your build

you want to go flush five? go death that card
you want to play pairs or high card or 3oak? go copy that gold blue seal card

or you need more tarots? go copy that purple seal

depends

[lost nova]

Like face cards and number cards

[weak relic]

Obelisk

[fringe nebula]

again, it depends on your build
but usually, copying a red seal glass/lucky card is something you want to do

[weak relic]

Doomed yaoi

[tawdry rock]

oh my GOD come on

[weak relic]

Ccitbp

I hate that it's calling me

[mystic pollen]

I will sell fist

[tawdry rock]

it was swash and eternal droll joker

so uhhh

[mystic pollen]

What mean "sold"?

I get campfire jojer

[tawdry rock]

every card you sell

whether it be a joker or consumable

it gains x0.25

[mystic pollen]

I need to sell my jojers for him?

[tawdry rock]

no

like anything

consumables

you can buy and then immediately sell

[inland helm]

like if you see a planet card in the shop for example, you can buy it then sell it

[tawdry rock]

or a tarot

[inland helm]

yuh

[tawdry rock]

or if you have a free joker slot you can buy something and then sell it

like literally any card

[fringe nebula]

oh ccitbp means "credit card in buffoon pack"

[tawdry rock]

aware

oh you were deciphering it

yes it does

[royal bobcat]

This chat's oldest running joke

[stuck finch]

Crimson Heart disabled my most powerful Joker at the moment, but failed to mention I had a shitload of glass cards in my deck.

[royal bobcat]

If it weren't for the green tint I'd think you died

[stuck finch]

[mystic pollen]

Its good for me, bc i have taro spawner jojer

[serene forge]

medium

[mystic pollen]

No

[serene forge]

or familiar

[mystic pollen]

Wraith

[serene forge]

you have hologram

[serene forge]

don't take wraith

[mystic pollen]

Already

Its good that he give me campfire jojer

[rich mauve]

they have to pay me to make me skip familiar when I have hologram

which I would buy more cards with that money

you can never have enough hologram scaling

peak gluttony

[mystic pollen]

I like shortcut jojer

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[mystic pollen]

I think this two jojers will kill my run

[mystic pollen]

[stuck finch]

eternal jokers are so brutal

[mystic pollen]

Not all

[weak relic]

Yet another pointless run

[mystic pollen]

Minus flush jojer?

Yeah, i think sell flush jojer for soul

[molten thicket]

chop the shortcut i think

what are you playing

[mystic pollen]

Why?

[dawn scarab]

finally i beat golden needle challenge

[molten thicket]

are you playing straights?

[molten thicket]

chop the shortcut then

the holo from the flush joker at least helps you stay alive

[fringe nebula]

i think they are fine as long as they align with your gameplan

[patent sail]

wow balala russian translation is ASS

font aint even that hard to adapt cmon localunc