🕹・game-discussion

[cloud sinew]

same argument can be made here. just as much yellow

[patent sail]

in case yall missed that message they sent like an hour ago

[tawdry rock]

okay hope this message reaches you

[ebon condor]

that yellow looks fine

[tawdry rock]

thats beautiful

[tawdry rock]

fact

[ebon condor]

its not like weirdly green

[tawdry rock]

also its he so you guys dont have to guess

[abstract jolt]

[wanton breach]

i believe they all secretly girls

[cloud sinew]

you should just put your pronouns in your profile

there's a dedicated section for it

[patent sail]

all the prettiest girls live in this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[orchid peak]

disappointing no deja vu no 2 bprint/bstorm or steel

[tawdry rock]

eh

[patent sail]

anyone knows where it is? i wanna go there

[wanton breach]

transinia

[idle haven]

what do i even do

[tawdry rock]

i like to keep people guessing 💯

[cloud sinew]

if you want people to refer to you correctly then you should do that dawg 😭

[lost vault]

you literally didnt keep us guessing

like

[tawdry rock]

i dont really care what you refer to me as

[slow iris]

-#

[lost vault]

then put any

[tawdry rock]

no like i prefer he

[ebon condor]

brah

[patent sail]

okay intercontinental ballistic missile

[lost vault]

then put he

[tawdry rock]

why are we arguing about my pronouns holy shit

[cloud sinew]

you can put "any (he/him preferred)"

[idle haven]

yo i need help NOW

[ebon condor]

whatever this argument is dumb

[cloud sinew]

you brought it up 😭

[patent sail]

because you are actually she/they

[ebon condor]

lets talk about balatro

[tawdry rock]

you did though wtf

[wanton breach]

sell mult face?

[tawdry rock]

can we talk about balatro

[cloud sinew]

okay 👍

[patent sail]

i like when i play cards

[tawdry rock]

i just dont wanna put pronouns in my profile its a preference

[cloud sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[tawdry rock]

okay can we call back to this image

[tacit quail]

small blind
1.800e11 0/2
[Polychrome X1.5 Mult]
Currently X1️⃣ 1️⃣ . 5️⃣ Mult
Hands Discards
Run info 4 4
$106 8♠️2♠️a❤️7❤️10♣️8♣️6♣️4♣️5🔶
Options Ante Round
13/8 35 sort hand
rank suit Peek deck L2
41/50

What do I do here

[tawdry rock]

top 10 of all time

[tawdry rock]

i tried doing this earlier

it was shitty though

[patent sail]

thats madness

[ebon condor]

good lord this is so fucked on mobile

[cloud sinew]

Die

[abstract jolt]

dude just played balatro on discord

[wanton breach]

die

[patent sail]

come back to life

[lost vault]

meow :3c

[shell dagger]

Balatro

[tacit quail]

meowwwww :3

[lost vault]

die

[tawdry rock]

so everyone can enjoy the fullness of the messaage

[tacit quail]

nooo

[analog estuary]

discard 8 8 10 7 6 please

[tawdry rock]

oh i didnt realize what i did till i did it lmao

[patent sail]

thank you for taking this picture, i was blind and couldnt see it

[lost vault]

for my mobile users

[tawdry rock]

i just wanted to show mobile people the message

[patent sail]

now im not blind anymore

this message cured me

[tacit quail]

its better on mobile damn

[abstract jolt]

no it don't😢

[tawdry rock]

no it isnt

[tacit quail]

It's that

[patent sail]

meow

[tacit quail]

meow

[patent sail]

nyahhhh

mrrp :3c

[analog estuary]

for my web discord users

[tawdry rock]

holy shit

[cloud sinew]

stop posting the same fucking image

[lost vault]

meeoww~ :3

[tacit quail]

shit looks like a code base

[patent sail]

can you zoom out a lil bit, i cant see enough of the chat

[analog estuary]

ignore my tabs

[tacit quail]

:lucky cat:

[patent sail]

🐘

[abstract jolt]

dyam i need some🔍

[sweet pollen]

balatro reference in my latin hw??

[dry jasper]

thanks for th ecto balatro

[earnest pelican]

this looked so good for a funny rare skip until I remembered the deck, I gotta either hope for smeared or do some fixing lol

[cloud sinew]

pugnabant

[sweet pollen]

translation: they fought

[lost vault]

youre cooked 📿

[cloud sinew]

just hope you dont ever hit the 2/3 lol

[earnest pelican]

lol

[analog estuary]

why you do this to me

[analog estuary]

my negative eggs

[sweet pollen]

why shouldnt i

[icy plinth]

Just started the challenges after getting C+ and got this setup on my first time doing Mad World. Absolutely insane luck in the shops and so much fun to play. Had to very quickly screenshot everything mid-scoring since I knew I was about to lose. Picked up Oops All 6s in the very first shop and I made so much that I was able to reroll like 20 times on each shop, then once the sock and buskin came in I knew I was set. After switching from flushes to flush fives I was searching for a negative invis or idol cause that’s all that could’ve kept me going

[analog estuary]

i hate you

[sweet pollen]

i llove you

[strange compass]

This is actually gud

[wanton breach]

eggs as in reproductive organ

[sweet pollen]

my negative deck

[cloud sinew]

eggs are not an organ

[abstract jolt]

[sweet pollen]

they house organs tho

well

[wanton breach]

then what

[sweet pollen]

i must go back to my hw

[analog estuary]

wait what

[sweet pollen]

ts stressfull

[cloud sinew]

this is not balatro dawg

[tardy spade]

blue seals feel like a "rich gets richer" situation and not in relation to the challenge deck

[analog estuary]

i mean, balatro egg is my heart

[tawdry rock]

iunno man true true false or some shit

[tawdry rock]

omg its one off topic message chill

[sweet pollen]

its Balatrus : Pugna Romanae

[slow iris]

baltro

[strange compass]

<@&1133519078540185692> ban him

[analog estuary]

what even is that

[strange compass]

Oh shit

[sweet pollen]

In pugna Galli strenue pugnabant
Nella battaglia i Galli combattevano energeticamente

In agris agricolae ad vesperum laborabant
Nei campi i contadini lavoravano al crepuscolo

Autumno agricoli poma colligunt
Durante l’autunno i contadini raccolgono i frutti

Greci contra Troianos per decem annos pugnat
I greci combattono contro i troiani per dieci anni

Bello Punico Romani in Poenos pugnabant
I romani hanno combattuto in Fenicia le guerre Puniche

Vidi servos tuum anno praeterito
Ho visto uno schiavo tutto l’anno scorso

Post prandium aliquot horas quiesco
Dopo pranzo riposo per alcune ore

Poeta Vergilius vivebat Romae per multos annos.
Il poeta virgilio ha vissuto a roma per molti anni

Primo vespero umbrae cadunt
Prima di sera cadono le ombre

Prandii hora in forum eram

Totum autumnum morbus Romam atque Italiam vastabat
Per tutto l’autunno la malattia devasta roma e l’italia

[cloud sinew]

you just pinged every single mod

good job

[strange compass]

I didn't mean to ping 😭😭😭😭

[lost vault]

theyre cells

[slow iris]

lmao

[smoky merlin]

wtf is going on

[wanton breach]

true

[sweet pollen]

latin

[patent sail]

now youre tge one getting banned

[lost vault]

tf u thibk was gonna happem

[tardy spade]

bro just pinged the mods

[tawdry rock]

just ignore it he didnt realize he was pinging mods

[wanton breach]

unreasonable ping

[smoky merlin]

are we like summoning eldrich horrors or something

[sweet pollen]

italian scientific high school

[patent sail]

i wont fall for it, its soulless

[tawdry rock]

god i hope not

[lost vault]

yez :3

[strange compass]

I didn't know it works like that

[patent sail]

oh we were an hour or so ago

[smoky merlin]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[analog estuary]

i have a complaint

[patent sail]

that was pure madness

[wanton breach]

you fucking what

[sweet pollen]

why tho 👀

[abstract jolt]

[tacit quail]

Don't bring up how mad this chat was

[minor portal]

Wisdom has a short chance of catching up with the balatro discord.

[smoky merlin]

okay well i've never had to apply the rule like this but

the server is english only

[strange compass]

Should I ping all mods a sorry?

[smoky merlin]

that excludes dead languages please no latin

[analog estuary]

lol

[tawdry rock]

english based on latin though so like

viva la resistance

[smoky merlin]

you're right i should shut it down

[patent sail]

balatroish is a pretty alive language can i speak it

[wanton breach]

balatro is based on Latin

[sweet pollen]

no latin 🥺

[tacit quail]

Do the mods need to know how many eternal polychrome madnesses that guy had or not

[analog estuary]

ban him already

[wanton breach]

maybe

[minor portal]

Six hour slowmode

[strange compass]

I was just joking don't worry

[sweet pollen]

english language is based on latin and german

[sweet pollen]

i will worry

[analog estuary]

its a great start yeah

[patent sail]

hi

[tacit quail]

Five of them

[tacit quail]

What do i do here

[tawdry rock]

5 for those wondering

[analog estuary]

i think we have an answer

[terse vale]

?

[patent sail]

what made you believe so

[sweet pollen]

get 5 eternal polychrome madnesses i guess

[strange compass]

They should

[patent sail]

hold R, that boss sucks

[tacit quail]

True..

[tawdry rock]

this madness thing is genuinely the funniest shit to happen on this server in months

[terse vale]

tf happened

[sweet pollen]

what if i hold e

[analog estuary]

ive got a feeling

[tacit quail]

It's a better joke than other jokes

[strange compass]

I'll ping them a sorry and a "my bad" after that

[tawdry rock]

scroll up like a lot

[patent sail]

as someone who has been here for less than a month i agree

[sweet pollen]

dude, its a story so mad that you wont understand

[strange compass]

I think I missed something

[terse vale]

is there a summary

[sweet pollen]

as a professional 5 eternal polychrome madnesses holder i agree

[tawdry rock]

those who know: mango mango

[patent sail]

i could explain that in 11.5 seconds

[terse vale]

all I see is latin

[strange compass]

I have 11.6 seconds

[sweet pollen]

romanorum pugnebant ab Poena

[wanton breach]

hmm, yes

[tacit quail]

hmm

[tawdry rock]

there was a guy who sent 5 eternal polychrome madness pictures like an hour ago or so and everyone kept resending it and saying stuff like "sorry im deaf can you resend that" or " im disabled help" and it went on for like an hour

[sweet pollen]

bro is based

[strange compass]

Can he send them again

I didn't see

[patent sail]

we should send it for people who missed that

[terse vale]

lmaoooooo

[sweet pollen]

no

[terse vale]

I missed it sorry

[tawdry rock]

hell yeah

do it chat

[terse vale]

can I see it again

[wanton breach]

can we ping all boosters?

[sweet pollen]

they run out of 5 eternal polychrome madness pictures

[terse vale]

? waitwhy

[tawdry rock]

dont think you can

[abstract jolt]

As a non-native English speaker, I always have Google Translate running

[strange compass]

@boosters

[patent sail]

in case you have bad wifi

[sweet pollen]

In pugna Galli strenue pugnabant
Nella battaglia i Galli combattevano energeticamente

In agris agricolae ad vesperum laborabant
Nei campi i contadini lavoravano al crepuscolo

Autumno agricoli poma colligunt
Durante l’autunno i contadini raccolgono i frutti

Greci contra Troianos per decem annos pugnat
I greci combattono contro i troiani per dieci anni

Bello Punico Romani in Poenos pugnabant
I romani hanno combattuto in Fenicia le guerre Puniche

Vidi servos tuum anno praeterito
Ho visto uno schiavo tutto l’anno scorso

Post prandium aliquot horas quiesco
Dopo pranzo riposo per alcune ore

Poeta Vergilius vivebat Romae per multos annos.
Il poeta virgilio ha vissuto a roma per molti anni

Primo vespero umbrae cadunt
Prima di sera cadono le ombre

Prandii hora in forum eram

Totum autumnum morbus Romam atque Italiam vastabat
Per tutto l’autunno la malattia devasta roma e l’italia

[tacit quail]

dude stop

[terse vale]

lad

[tacit quail]

i cant see the jokers

[patent sail]

TWIN

[cloud sinew]

stop spamming

[tawdry rock]

okay this just floods chat its not funny

[tacit quail]

Not funny delete it NOW

[patent sail]

that one isnt funny

you know what is though

[tawdry rock]

do it do it

jumpscare them

[wanton breach]

how about you try this secret trick, type "@" and followed with "localthunk" with no space in between

[analog estuary]

i have a crazy idea

[sweet pollen]

sowy 👉 👈

[strange compass]

I have done that already I think

[sweet pollen]

dot gif

[abstract jolt]

🙁

[patent sail]

crazy? like... mad?

[tacit quail]

I was madness once

[sweet pollen]

low taper fade

[terse vale]

it wont work

[sweet pollen]

they locked me in a room

[patent sail]

can we pouch emoji react this person

[tacit quail]

Holy shit what a run

[strange compass]

I was madness hexagon

[wanton breach]

lorem ipsum language

[tawdry rock]

not my run

[sweet pollen]

no

[tawdry rock]

its the madness picture

that everyone was going on about

for those who missed it

[wanton breach]

have you tried

[tacit quail]

What a run

Really good run

It's mad

[terse vale]

I think its automodded

[sweet pollen]

my father designs magazines for design and shi and i actually know why we use lorem ipsuum and the story behind it

[tacit quail]

its got every letter in it

i know

[patent sail]

im mute though, i cant thoroughly taste it, can you send it again?

[sweet pollen]

(cause you were wondering if i knew )

[tawdry rock]

this guy knows the lore m ipsum

[abstract jolt]

like we can pin everyone

[sweet pollen]

@patent sail look at this guy's pathetic joke

[tacit quail]

i want 5 poly eternal throwbacks

[sweet pollen]

this wasnt funny man

[lost vault]

mmmmeow :3c

[sweet pollen]

delete that

[tacit quail]

meowwww

[patent sail]

we can also ping @abstract jolt

that would be crazy if we did that... just a thought

[lost vault]

maow!!

[opal delta]

hello

[patent sail]

mreowwww

[sweet pollen]

throwback to that time that 5 eternal polychrome madnesses became a meme

[abstract jolt]

hello

[wanton breach]

automodded?? by clankers???!!!

[patent sail]

have you seen the image

[lost vault]

reminds me of when a mod actualky did that

[sweet pollen]

_ clank clank clank_

[opal delta]

seen what

[wanton breach]

your father invented google

[tacit quail]

Introduction to #🕹・game-discussion 101:
-- Chapter 1:

• The Image

[sweet pollen]

safari too

[patent sail]

i was 5 when i saw the madness image. now im 115 and i came here to remember my childhood meme ❤️‍🩹

[sweet pollen]

the image

[sweet pollen]

time passes huh?

[patent sail]

nyahhhh

[tacit quail]

x3 is so fun mult

[lost vault]

:3

[patent sail]

:3c

[opal delta]

[sweet pollen]

the reason you cant send pics in #🎙・server-chat

[tacit quail]

Card sharp so cute on 2nd pair

[wanton breach]

my father invented the triangulation method

[strange compass]

Zazaza

[lost vault]

im just a kity

[sweet pollen]

my father invented ur father

[strange compass]

My father invented me

[lost vault]

meow

[tacit quail]

Mine didnt do that

[sweet pollen]

bobby

no

[wanton breach]

my father invited my aunt

[sweet pollen]

🐴

[lost vault]

my father invented sex

[tawdry rock]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN that was a REALLY good one

[strange compass]

My father invented my wife too

[patent sail]

i kmow a better joke

[wanton breach]

yes, and you are the byproduct

[sweet pollen]

if my father didnt exist your ant wbuvna exist eitehr

[lost vault]

yes

[wanton breach]

no offense of course

[sweet pollen]

chicken but

[analog estuary]

ante 1 btw

[tawdry rock]

@lost vault you are the byproduct (offense intended)

[patent sail]

wrong

balatro

[sweet pollen]

sorry man

[lost vault]

huh?

[cloud sinew]

#🕹・game-discussion try and keep it about balatro for 1 minute challenge

[sweet pollen]

what ante again?

balatr

[lost vault]

mb

[wanton breach]

is this what sex feels like?

[patent sail]

what mult are they on again? i kinda missed that

[sweet pollen]

no

this is wayy better dude

[wanton breach]

damn

[lost vault]

balatros before hoes

or something

[analog estuary]

wait i have a better idea

[wanton breach]

my card must be sharp

[lost vault]

idk i am a hor

hoe

[tawdry rock]

jokes before hoes

jimbos before hoes

[sweet pollen]

hoes after balatros 🤣

[tawdry rock]

im trying really hard to make this funny

[analog estuary]

11.5

[patent sail]

balatro before

idk

[wanton breach]

no you're not, you're just a slilly liltte jonkler

[tawdry rock]

balala before balatro

[patent sail]

im a visual learner, i need to see it again

[sweet pollen]

yall just dont get it dont you?

[wanton breach]

and a byproduct of segg

[lost vault]

maybe but i like calling myself a hoe

[tawdry rock]

"you're just a silly little impostor, aren't you, aren't you"

sorry guys

flashbacks

[sweet pollen]

sus

[wanton breach]

sussy baka

[strange compass]

SUS

[lost vault]

i dunno walt, you're lookin a little sus

sussy baka.

[sweet pollen]

when the imposter is sus

[tawdry rock]

i hate you all

[sweet pollen]

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[cloud sinew]

😭

[sweet pollen]

dudun

dun dun

[cloud sinew]

holy shit please

[sweet pollen]

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[tawdry rock]

lilo oh my god if you wanna talk about balatro talk about balatro

[sweet pollen]

dududududun

[patent sail]

i accidentally pasted in THE IMAGE transcript and almost sent it

[tawdry rock]

we're making jokes

[lost vault]

im sorry lilo

[wanton breach]

are you a golden hoe, diamond hoe, or a netherite hoe?

[cloud sinew]

GO ELSEWHERE THEN

this is not the channel for it

[sweet pollen]

sus jokes

[tawdry rock]

but all the cool people are here 😔

[cloud sinew]

then bring the cool people elsewhere with you

[lost vault]

golden cus im frail

[fervent quarry]

Does royal flush ever differ from a regular straight flush as far as the game mechanics are concerned? I know what a royal flush is in regular poker, but the reason I'm asking specifically is that the wiki says that it's identical "for most purposes" which implies that it's different in some way.

[tawdry rock]

but theyre cooler right here 😔

[sweet pollen]

he should visit #🃏・off-topic

[tawdry rock]

see theres a guy talking about balatro talk with him

[patent sail]

i think only ox cares

[wanton breach]

i cant fix you

[cloud sinew]

no. it's only different for the unlock and for the hand type display, everything else is the same.

[patent sail]

ox as the boss

[cloud sinew]

it doesnt

[lost vault]

like the song

[strange compass]

It's the same

[upbeat jewel]

I know C++ is a coding language. What kind of coding language is C++^2

[tawdry rock]

literally if you upgrade st flush you upgrade royal flush with it

[cloud sinew]

the same but again

[patent sail]

right there

[tawdry rock]

theres no real difference

[analog estuary]

ante 1 btw

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[tawdry rock]

hmm

seems plausible

[lost vault]

cool i guess

[tacit quail]

My nans inf too

[sweet pollen]

idk

[wanton breach]

C++ is so great that they made a sequel

[patent sail]

what if they got 11.5 madnesses in ante 5? just a thought...

[calm furnace]

its insane how pathetic square joker is

i sold a foul square that was at 50+ chips

[tawdry rock]

im gonna try to win gold stake again now

[sweet pollen]

c plus what??

[calm furnace]

100% win rate everytime i sell or skip square

[sweet pollen]

c plus zero equals zero

[wanton breach]

c plus plus

[strange compass]

^

[sweet pollen]

ohh i understand

[strange compass]

Square joker is a trap

[sweet pollen]

so it just becams c plus?

[calm furnace]

its good for hc builds

abd burger

[pale ridge]

Green Joker is a plant by big pair (isreal) to make you waste hands and play more pairs

[sweet pollen]

what about rectangular joker tho

[wanton breach]

yes, he dressed like a girl

and HE have feelings for the main character (male)

[strange compass]

Who's the main character in Balatro

[patent sail]

we dont talk about him

[pale ridge]

Jimbo

[wanton breach]

You

[sweet pollen]

you are

[sweet pollen]

bro copied me

its ok

i forgive you

[calm furnace]

maybe i have a hacked version of the game

[analog estuary]

said no one ever

[sweet pollen]

just... dont do it again

[calm furnace]

that always gives me telescope and blue seals

[sweet pollen]

ok??

[analog estuary]

square joker is literally the best chips joker in the game

[calm furnace]

lmaobyeah right

[wanton breach]

said no one ever

[strange compass]

Everyone says that

[sweet pollen]

@wanton breach what comes after the video

[fervent quarry]

Their post was before yours, at least on my screen.

[pale ridge]

Stuntman is best chip

[analog estuary]

why yall hate it so much

[wanton breach]

aftervideo

[patent sail]

idk about the best but i do like it a lot

[analog estuary]

its grimbo for chips

[marsh swan]

If blue seal didnt exist then square joker wouldve been 300% better

[vocal rose]

I dont hate it

[sweet pollen]

shh mine is before

[vocal rose]

but it ISNT the best chip joker in theg ame

[wanton breach]

bcz it's a trap

[sweet pollen]

i c

[vocal rose]

its really good but wee outshines it by alot

[calm furnace]

if runner is a pair joker because saturn = 2 runner hands

square is not a pair joker because mercury = 4+ square hands

[sweet pollen]

ok imms ginidh lsyi s gt

[marsh swan]

Wee is a rare and square is common

[calm furnace]

this is factual and cant be argued again

[patent sail]

well youre gonna see square a lot more often due to lower rarity

[sweet pollen]

finish latin

[marsh swan]

Cant be really compared

[gentle island]

Average unseeded balatro run

[wanton breach]

foil stuntman:

[cloud sinew]

square:mercury is not 4+, it's 3.75 which you could round to 4

[marsh swan]

I hope you die to the plant

[vocal rose]

this doesn't change the fact at all that wee is better than square joker

[vocal rose]

rarity doesn't matter when it comes to joker viability

[strange compass]

Excuses tbh

[vocal rose]

so yes they CAN be compared

[analog estuary]

what

[calm furnace]

why

[marsh swan]

Square joker is the most consistent chip joker

[patent sail]

what is going on

[cloud sinew]

mercury scales at +15 chips not +16

[wanton breach]

wee is

[patent sail]

this chat today i cant

[vocal rose]

Wee joker is

[cloud sinew]

that's 3.75x4

[marsh swan]

You're not getting wee every run

[open folio]

i think the peanut card is betteer

[vocal rose]

You're not getting square joker every run

[pale ridge]

The Plant is a Hamas Soldier fighting against Photochad (IDF)

[marsh swan]

Sure you can pivot square into wee

[calm furnace]

its one chip difference not the wnd of the world

[marsh swan]

It's common.

[tawdry rock]

chat is batshit crazy today

[analog estuary]

THATS WHAT I MEAN

its so versatile

[cloud sinew]

i wasn't saying it was, just correcting

[patent sail]

crazy?

[analog estuary]

its always there for me

[wanton breach]

and I won't buy square joker ever

[patent sail]

as in.. mad?

[tawdry rock]

i was madness once

i jumped straight ahead lol

[marsh swan]

Then i'll just watch you lose gold stake then

[strange compass]

Square also only benefits a specific build which doesn't even need much help

[vocal rose]

once again rarity doesn't matter in terms of the joker viability

[analog estuary]

theres at least 5 people in madness today

[open folio]

the one where you suck the chocolate out ofit

[vocal rose]

IF we're following your logic the 5 legendaries are at the bottom of every tierlist

due to the fact that they're the rarest

[wanton breach]

i always loose gold stake with square joker

[vocal rose]

and the worst jokers

[calm furnace]

triboulet is

[gentle island]

almost lost to the hook

[cloud sinew]

and blueprint isnt even top 5

[shell dagger]

square joker lowkey the 2nd worst chips scaler if you count hiker but it’s still good

[analog estuary]

chicot is

[marsh swan]

It's like comparing egg to gift card like it literally doesnt make sense

[wanton breach]

i always win gold stake with photochad

[cloud sinew]

it does actually

[analog estuary]

i always win gold stake

[vocal rose]

it does make sense

[strange compass]

Trib hate is forced

[analog estuary]

yeah yeah i know im way too good at the game haha

[marsh swan]

Make it make sense then please

[strange compass]

Performative hatred tbh

[analog estuary]

makes no sense

[marsh swan]

How are you comparing common to a rare

[analog estuary]

if you hate trib then hate photo

[vocal rose]

when you start comparing how much value jokers bring you at every point in the game, then you can compare them to one another

[open folio]

I think the best card in the game is Joker

[patent sail]

pretend i made another very funny joke before i left

[vocal rose]

I mean before asking this

[analog estuary]

he talked about versatility

[vocal rose]

stop ignoring what I said @marsh swan

[marsh swan]

Oh yeah let me compare triboulet to the idol because they have similiar abilities

[calm furnace]

no thats bloodstone

[analog estuary]

doesnt get any straighter than this

[vocal rose]

since your logic isn't very sturdy

[strange compass]

Chad is common too btw

[wanton breach]

lol so true

[cloud sinew]

rarity doesn't matter for versatility outside of soul (can only be found in spectral or arcana packs, and you don't know what it'll be*)

[marsh swan]

They're probably not in the tier list because you pretty much never get them in an average run

[analog estuary]

joker is the only joker that wont surprise you

[strange compass]

Bloodstone is adequately hated and loved

[heavy heron]

you love ignoring people when you're wrong so

[vocal rose]

why would we exclude jokers from a tierlist of ALL jokers

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[marsh swan]

Because chad is op duh

[calm furnace]

people who say rarity matters just never bought streamer luck dlc

[hard plover]

Im going to eliminate you

[analog estuary]

it does if you are not looking forward to rerolling until the perfect seed

[marsh swan]

Where would you put legendary jokers then

[patent sail]

in my joker slots

[vocal rose]

you're a troll who adds nothing to conversations

[analog estuary]

pot

[marsh swan]

Makes sense

[heavy heron]

a lot of ppl would disagree with you but think what you wish

[heavy heron]

but i can't say you're much different

LOOLLL

[calm furnace]

pants better than red card 🤨

[patent sail]

im a troll who adds even less to conversations

[cloud sinew]

the babies are arguing

[heavy heron]

they are indeed

[marsh swan]

Square is in A tier

Brother

[analog estuary]

i can disagree in a lot of stuff but its really solid

[vocal rose]

Yeah

but they're interchangeable tbh

[shell dagger]

I’m already imagining myself as the calm chimpanzee and you as the angry gorilla

[vocal rose]

I love both

[heavy heron]

i literally disproved you 2 times the other day about verdant and you bailed because you couldn't do basic math

[vocal rose]

Yeah its very good

[patent sail]

i actually identify as a very funny person and yall are wrong if you disagree

[cloud sinew]

how? rarity affects a few cards in minor ways, other than that it's just how often they turn up.
how viable they are when they turn up is what balance discussions are about

[analog estuary]

im a troll

[vocal rose]

what do you disagree with

[heavy heron]

you call it ragebait but you just don't like being wrong even when you are

it's kinda funny honestly

such a zoahl moment

[calm furnace]

same i still put rec card above because it can scale if picked late

[marsh swan]

I mean if the whole argument was about if Wee was better than square than ofc it is

[pale ridge]

What should I pick

[strange compass]

I don't understand why people think rarity dictates something

[calm furnace]

eternal ice cream is best chip joker

[heavy heron]

@vocal rose you went silent after i showed you basic ass math

[vocal rose]

its an endless battle

[cloud sinew]

I think you've rated riff-raff way too high.
it's good early, but outside of the first few antes you're basically not going to touch it

[heavy heron]

68k =/= 400k

[marsh swan]

+0 chip joker

[heavy heron]

but ok i'm the troll

horse moment

[calm furnace]

ride the horse >

[sweet pollen]

how many madnesses did that guy have?

[vocal rose]

I have riff-raff that high because of how its likely one of the best jokers to find within the first 1-4 antes

[harsh relic]

banana ofc

[vocal rose]

but you're right and it can move a bit lower

[strange compass]

Ye riffraff is high A tier

[analog estuary]

you cant rely on rare jokers falling on you all the time, wee is just ridiculous at being broken, but ive seen 5 square jokers after the last wee i saw, im not gonna go "oooo i hate square let me wait for wee i wont use this stupid shit" and then lose cuz i lacked chips yk

[heavy heron]

and as i said, ignores when he's wrong

i literally called it too

[analog estuary]

but its all about preference, really

and playstyle

[strange compass]

5 I think. I didn't hear properly

[lost vault]

what a silly shop

[pale ridge]

Jonkler

This joker gains 0.1x mult for each wild card played

[sweet pollen]

did they have any enchantment?

[analog estuary]

me when i look inside

[strange compass]

There are other chip jokers bruh

[carmine pelican]

Don't you just love it when you get blueprint in the shop after the first round of a run?

[lost vault]

smt like that

[analog estuary]

square joker

[cloud sinew]

I was not arguing that at all, thats a strawman.
if square has appeared and you need chips then you should probably take it. if wee appears and you need chips you should probably take it.

<@&1133519078540185692> scam post

[sweet pollen]

mah dude got hacked

[pale ridge]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[harsh relic]

brotein shake 😭✌️✌️✌️

[vocal rose]

Strawman, we aren't saying to SKIP jokers waiting for a better one, we're saying how rarity doesn't matter for WHEN they appear

[sweet pollen]

happened to me too

[strange compass]

BRO GEY OUT OF HERE

[vocal rose]

if you find a square joker early game, you take it

[marsh swan]

Yellow

[analog estuary]

then why we still arguing

[heavy heron]

still silent btw

[sweet pollen]

like a couple of months ago

[analog estuary]

theres nothing to argue about

[heavy heron]

oh he blocked me

LOOLLL

[strange compass]

HIS NAME WAS AOT FAN AND HE WAS POSTING LOGAN PAUL CRYPTO SCAM

[heavy heron]

DAMN

[analog estuary]

im gonna eat

[cloud sinew]

because you said that rarity matters

[strange compass]

OFCCXCC

[pale ridge]

Son

[patent sail]

lmao

[heavy heron]

i guess when he's wrong enough, he blocks you

kinda like amphy

[patent sail]

can i post the madness image already

[cloud sinew]

only sensible thing to do unless you both want to argue until the end of time

[vocal rose]

because you're still holding up your stance of rarity mattering in terms of joker viability

[brisk otter]

9, 9, and 9

[sweet pollen]

he got hacked. Someone logged into his accout and ran a bot that sends that pic in every channel of every server and to every friend u have. it happened to me too and it was quite a pain in the ass

[strange compass]

This

[heavy heron]

i wouldn't back him up considering how he feels about you but yea

[vocal rose]

is he still talking to me?

[marsh swan]

Throwback is truly the joker

[analog estuary]

it does

[brisk otter]

Gold stake with only one big blind and no small blinds played

[cloud sinew]

i dont care

[strange compass]

Tragic. They not only made his account a scam but a AOT FAN

[calm furnace]

yeah many of thise scams are hacked accounts

[marsh swan]

I don't even wanna be in this argument anymore this is slop

[vocal rose]

So thats why we're still having a disagreement

[sweet pollen]

even worse

[brisk otter]

Debateslop

[analog estuary]

ok

[heavy heron]

no i know, i'm just sayign it's funny how he instantly disappears as soon he's been proven wrong

[sweet pollen]

yeah

[heavy heron]

this is like the 3rd time he just bails when he's wrong

sure, do what you wish, but calling me the troll is crazy

like do some self reflection

[strange compass]

I got 5 polychrome square jokers

[sweet pollen]

just a dc server btw

[analog estuary]

with how many chips?

[weak relic]

[sweet pollen]

not that deep

[heavy heron]

agreed!

[vocal rose]

i love slop

[primal heath]

argumentslop

[patent sail]

thank you

[last geyser]

I got 5 more gold stickers today

[sweet pollen]

5??

[last geyser]

How cool

[analog estuary]

how many?

[last geyser]

Erm

[vocal rose]

@cloud sinew

[analog estuary]

1 per madness

[last geyser]

Exactly

[patent sail]

can yall remind me what that one image of like 5 poly madnesses looked like i kinda forgot

[last geyser]

Only 5 left to c++

[weak relic]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[last geyser]

145/150

[analog estuary]

let me refresh your mind

[weak relic]

[marsh swan]

No idea what you're talking about

[sweet pollen]

you cant really make a tierlist, it depends on how far out you are in the run and how many jokers u got

[marsh swan]

Ohhhhh that

Yeah

[patent sail]

thank you, this image cured my blindness and depression and cancer all at once

[sweet pollen]

ante 3 brw

[last geyser]

One of them was with invisible joker btw

[primal heath]

should i ankh? It would be funny

[cloud sinew]

I was gonna keep groker but foil egg and swash works better

[marsh swan]

Eternal invisible joker

[last geyser]

Yes and hex 5 times

[primal heath]

alright

i did it

[last geyser]

Nah normal invisible

[vocal rose]

You can, I rank jokers by how much value they bring me THROUGHOUT the run, most of them are ranked in between the tiers as well by the criteria

[strange compass]

Oh god

[tawdry rock]

awesome chat rn

[vocal rose]

its gold stake ante 8 context btw

[analog estuary]

shouldve been eternal

[primal heath]

im gonna lose twice as hard now 🔥

[analog estuary]

it would be like seeing the mona lisa being painted right in front of my eyes

[sweet pollen]

oh okk

[analog estuary]

ive got 5 poly square jokers

[strange compass]

You can make one for ante 8 runs I think

[woven spire]

pretty mad resolution

[patent sail]

what tier would polychrome eternal madness go in

[weak relic]

Damn it's been a week I haven't touched this game

[sweet pollen]

how can it be painted in front of your eyes if leonardo da vinci is dead

[marsh swan]

Honestly thats possible to win with this

If you get enough blue seals

[drifting gorge]

s

[last geyser]

I had 5 Fibonacci once too

[woven spire]

A

[patent sail]

here you go, i fixed it

[analog estuary]

yes he can, its really simple to make one actually, you just put jokers in the slots and its done

[cloud sinew]

yes you can make a tierlist, you just have to look at it from a general point of view. there is a lot of context that would change the positions, that doesnt make the tierlist impossible to make though.

[somber geode]

no point not to

[analog estuary]

theres no way

[patent sail]

ante 6 btw

[sweet pollen]

make them gay and we got a new meme ù

[marsh swan]

Magic trick ante 6

[vocal rose]

oh dear

[analog estuary]

you are telling me you want to make square useless

[vocal rose]

judgement moment

[analog estuary]

sell stupid red card

[marsh swan]

Blue seal for the pair mult

[lost vault]

ts black deck shit easy

[somber geode]

lucky

[marsh swan]

Green stake

[analog estuary]

wait until blue stake

[lost vault]

i know

[strange compass]

I made 5 Poly Trousers once

[lost vault]

thats why im saying its easy

[patent sail]

it sure would be maddening if i got eternal polychrome madness and 4 ankhs

[last geyser]

Wow!!

[lost vault]

because green stake is easy

[tawdry rock]

"here, win"

[calm furnace]

ghost is goated

[analog estuary]

115 mult

[lost vault]

runner is goated though

[tawdry rock]

stencil run

[marsh swan]

Trousers on ghost deck is peak

[analog estuary]

why ur balatro is so buhluhtruh

[woven spire]

i once sold a 3 polychrome stencil run

[tawdry rock]

#1412350576762814501

[patent sail]

is this a good setup for ante -11.5 (dont look at my ante counter)

[lost vault]

anyw mreow :3c

[ancient gyro]

I didn't think you cared ❤️

[patent sail]

nyahhh

[analog estuary]

id like my balatro more balatro thank you

[weak relic]

Now play straights at purple stakes or higher

[tawdry rock]

okay 👍

[patent sail]

mrrp

[lost vault]

idk what ur talking about

[analog estuary]

i like how your monitor is bent at an angle of 11.5 degrees

[weak relic]

25

[lost vault]

:3

level 19 pair

[patent sail]

:3c

[woven spire]

Oh i’ll be taking that

thx

[tawdry rock]

another one recruited

[analog estuary]

did you know theres a word for things that you find fascinating or exciting? thats fantastic!

[patent sail]

i shall stay faithful to aura mod so baron laughs at me whenever i see him for the 11.5th time in a run instead of ANY other rare

[woven spire]

i see what you did there

[lost vault]

yeah, its"fascinating" and "exciting"

[marsh swan]

Not enough levels.

[lost vault]

mybad

[analog estuary]

vagabond when i have 5 quintillion money on me

[fervent quarry]

Ante what now? Not only didn't I know such low antes were possible, I also didn't know fractional antes were possible. (Unless that's the joke.)

[patent sail]

that is in fact a joke

shall we enlighten

[gentle island]

Peak

[analog estuary]

surface ball knowledge bro

[lost vault]

"here, win"

[fervent quarry]

I keep being surprised by this game, so I keep an open mind.

[gentle island]

Peak

[woven spire]

you can survive to the scaling with 5 levels per round?

[weak relic]

[gentle island]

finally done

[analog estuary]

iirc theres a word that means both nice and cold at the same time, and i really think thats cool

[lost vault]

ante -1 is possible but thats abt it

[marsh swan]

Flush has decent scaling

[violet lagoon]

I use flush at the start so I have as much money as possible

[weak relic]

Huh

[analog estuary]

hex it

[violet lagoon]

then go for two pair

[patent sail]

all c++ people here gonna skin you alive now

[sweet pollen]

ante 2 btw

[lost vault]

25 dollars

1 round

[marsh swan]

Balatro players when they see someone play checkered deck

[lost vault]

with what hex

[cloud sinew]

even high card survives with 5 levels a round

[analog estuary]

all c++ people will read "ballsack is really good" and go "ive seen braindead and mentally ill people smarter than you"

[pale ridge]

its pc pistolgunman here

[woven spire]

That’s surprising

[analog estuary]

it may appear in more or less 11.5 rounds

[pale ridge]

playing balala on da phone

[patent sail]

precisely 5 of them

[cloud sinew]

+5 mult and +50 chips a round is good scaling

[pale ridge]

mhm

[white flint]

funny seed

[analog estuary]

11 hexes and 5 ankhs in 5 rounds

[primal heath]

square joker ❤️

[tawdry rock]

arrowhead is arguably the best suit joker out of the 4

[cloud sinew]

goodbye rebate ily

[lost vault]

i sold btw

didnt take a scoring joker

:(

[white flint]

and that was my 1st time actually using wee joker to win a run

[lost vault]

rare tag finally good

[strange compass]

Honestly, I used to like it when I played 8 months ago but now I prefer onyx gate or rough gem

Chips kinda become obsolete late game

[cloud sinew]

🐘 /pos

[honest dawn]

It's fun to play lucky cat

[cloud sinew]

"late game"? within ante 8, this isnt really true for what arrowhead provides

[heady narwhal]

?

chips are always relevant because of how multiplication works

[weak relic]

What

[analog estuary]

say that to square joker

[cloud sinew]

AAAH :(

[pale ridge]

chips and mult are both inportant

[strange compass]

If you've upgraded your planets you can replace chips with more x mult

[patent sail]

i have my square at like 150-200 by ante 8 usually

[cloud sinew]

that's assuming you've upgraded your planets enough that the +chips is less than what said xmult would provide

[patent sail]

which is like pretty good i think

[strange compass]

I rely on my planets for the chips

[heady narwhal]

this is arrowhead we're talking about right

jupiter gives like 0 chips

[cloud sinew]

always?

[patent sail]

i rely on my cards and jokers for score

[strange compass]

Yes but I mean chip jokers as a whole

[patent sail]

is this a hot take

[cloud sinew]

psychic ante 1 0 score upon this individual 🐘 /lh

[honest dawn]

If you want to be sure, don't buy it. But if you want to have fun, buy it.

[patent sail]

jokes on you i die to it because i cant read

[cloud sinew]

I want to win, I didn't take it

[strange compass]

Not always just when I play 5 cards and my planet is at level 5ish

[honest dawn]

Alright

[cloud sinew]

"when I play 5 card hands" - pairs should be what you run the majority of the time, unless you main painted or checkered

[heady narwhal]

with level 5 jupiter, arrowhead is x3.5 score

[strange compass]

That or checkered. I just did checkered all stakes

[cloud sinew]

your opinion on arrowhead should be inflated by checkered deck if anything

[strange compass]

I tried using it but it didn't wow me late game

It clears on it's own early antes

[cloud sinew]

~3.5x score in the hypothetical you gave doesn't "wow" you?

[analog estuary]

ok guys gg i think its corrupted permanently

[sweet pollen]

do i?

[cloud sinew]

are you meaning endless when you say "late game"

[analog estuary]

where do i even ask for help

[honest dawn]

Can you summarize what you're talking about? Because since I don't speak English, I have to translate all the messages and it takes a lot of time (they're probably already talking about something else).

[strange compass]

I can always upgrade more and more btw lvl 5 was just a example

[pale ridge]

hello

[strange compass]

Blue seals FTW

[analog estuary]

id rather not play

[quick cloak]

dude its acc a skill issue but i csnt even get past ante1 on blue stake black deck

[sweet pollen]

its the only way

[quick cloak]

im scc getting trolled

[heady narwhal]

with level 15 jupiter, arrowhead is x2

[quick cloak]

i didnt find one mult or chip joker

instead

[cloud sinew]

it is a skill issue, but also black deck sucks. you shouldnt feel too bad about it

[quick cloak]

ingot a blueprint

🥹🥹🥹

tf am i copying

[heady narwhal]

also it's much harder to scale jupiter to that level than mercury

[patent sail]

im gonna make a controversial take rn, but i rhink jokers help you score a lot

[somber geode]

take abstract, reroll or move on

[strange compass]

Are you counting the mults and x mults in this equation?

[heady narwhal]

what

[primal heath]

no thats stupid. You should always go for red seal polychrome glass cards

[strange compass]

I said I take x mult for chips at late game

[quick cloak]

dawg got a free slot and 33 bucks js buy the idiot

😭😭😭

[strange compass]

When my planets can generate enough chip

[patent sail]

steel kings

[honest dawn]

50/50, for me it's a skills issue because with a planet in any hand that's big like Saturn or Jupiter I'm already good for the ante 2 Round 4

[lost vault]

odd todd saved me from financial ruin (i won the small blind in 3 hands 💔)

[heady narwhal]

no matter how much mult you have, chips give you the same percent increase to your score

[honest dawn]

But it's true that for someone who isn't used to high stakes, it's complicated; I used to find black deck to be hell.

And it is.

[strange compass]

They are more disposable tho

[somber geode]

but idk

[strange compass]

You get chips from playing cards

[drifting gorge]

only eternal polychrome madnesses do the rest kinda suck

[primal heath]

The hardest part about black deck is accepting that taking bad jokers is okey

[strange compass]

Mult and X mult is solely from planets or jokers

[honest dawn]

But I don't know how many attempts it took me to get the orange stake back then, haha.

[heady narwhal]

not really

[honest dawn]

The thing is, you're practically not going to use that extra Joker.

[heady narwhal]

that's only a consideration in ante 1 and 2

[strange compass]

Blue seal ftw

[patent sail]

it takes like 11.5 runs to find any madness, and 5 times more for poly eternal

[honest dawn]

Then it's better to use it for a Joker that you wouldn't use in another deck

To survive in the meantime

[quick cloak]

holy shop

[drifting gorge]

black deck stencil 🔥

[quick cloak]

buffoon pack 🔥🔥🔥

shud i buy wee

[drifting gorge]

knowing my dumbass i'd take the spectral pack and hope for hex

[primal heath]

Take the spectral

[quick cloak]

lowk might

[primal heath]

and sell the legendary indside

[honest dawn]

Don't use the label of unusual or rare

[quick cloak]

watch me pull chicot rn

[quick cloak]

the tags?

[honest dawn]

Only with the $25 one

[honest dawn]

Yeah

[quick cloak]

it was first blind

[primal heath]

holo tag is awesome on high stakes

[honest dawn]

Likewise

[primal heath]

and the one that gives free stuff in the next shop

[honest dawn]

Yes, that one is good too.

[vestal copper]

why does this keeps fucking happening

i need to get ts to gstake its too easy 🥀

[honest dawn]

I would take out Burnt Joker

[strange compass]

Not a bad idea

[vestal copper]

well yeah

[honest dawn]

What level is your playing skill?

[vestal copper]

lvl 13 pair slop

purple stake

[honest dawn]

Then he puts a hanging Chad by Burnt Joker

[vestal copper]

i mean its photochad

i just win

[tawdry rock]

hows the chat rn

any arguments

[sweet pollen]

mad

5 mad people

[vestal copper]

i keep getting photochads 🥀

[patent sail]

im so mad i could 11.5

[sweet pollen]

with red bloody snakes coming out of their head

and they are also gayt

[lost vault]

huge strength for rebate angle

[tawdry rock]

this is so insane chat

[honest dawn]

In this case, it's the best thing you can do; besides, there are no penalties, so it won't harm you in any long run.

[vestal copper]

well yeah

[honest dawn]

And if the plant appears, simply play a glass card and you're done.

[vestal copper]

pretty much

[sweet pollen]

you could even say that its madness

[dry jasper]

wow
opened balatro telling myself id win blue deck
instead went to white to test jokers i dont use often and end up getting soul 😭

[drifting gorge]

o7

what'd you hit on soul?

[dry jasper]

canio

[vestal copper]

???

can this stop fucking happening

[honest dawn]

And I'm not taking any risks here.

[dry jasper]

canio on ante 2

[honest dawn]

Constellation is better

[vestal copper]

well yeah

its just stupid how im getting all of these cards

like fucking constantly

[honest dawn]

Canio can climb a m

[drifting gorge]

m? jolly joker reference?

[cloud sinew]

It depends on how much chips and how much xmult

[vestal copper]

bro i got pareidolia and an another fucking sock next shop

?????

[honest dawn]

Cryptid mod reference

[vestal copper]

this is rigged

[primal heath]

What is y'alls opininon on ceremonial tagger?

i think its great

[quartz ember]

great

[patent sail]

m in "balatro" stands for mmmm yummy banana

[primal heath]

the e in balatro stands for negative blueprint

[strange compass]

I haven't found a single use for it

[primal heath]

really?

[strange compass]

It's Madness but worse

[patent sail]

say that again?

[quartz ember]

did you try using it for +mult

(the joke is that that is its use)

[strange compass]

Yeh just covering your deficiencies

[primal heath]

you know you can have it on the right so it doesent eat anything and then move it to the left

[dry jasper]

oh my god bruh

i could literally just get two canios here

[patent sail]

thats wrong, +mult goes on the left, thats where you should put it 🎀

[drifting gorge]

and you're early enough you could get away with selling to do it too 😭 gg

[primal heath]

oh course. And don't forget to feed it with your best jokers!

[drifting gorge]

feed it your non-eternal polychrome madnesses!

[patent sail]

i think doc has ALEEB seed run where he fed all of legendaries to the dagger

[dry jasper]

and instead of getting this on BLUE stake i get it on white
thanks balatro ✌

[drifting gorge]

rip

[pearl hinge]

Hello

[vestal copper]

3 socks

3 fucking socks

[patent sail]

?.....???

you???

[pearl hinge]

Holy shiiit

[patent sail]

hi??.

[pearl hinge]

Hiiiii

[strange compass]

It still probably got mogged by every mult joker

[vestal copper]

yall know each other??

[pearl hinge]

Yeah

[patent sail]

shall i enlighten you on the

uh

nevermind no

[pearl hinge]

Wha

[strange compass]

Double Canio

[pearl hinge]

I'm just kinda here lol im trying to get back into Balatro

It's been a minute since I've played

[patent sail]

[drifting gorge]

11.5 new meme

[tacit quail]

11.5